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Speaker 1: Good morning from Hell.

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Speaker 2: I'm Chris, and I died recently and my eternal punishment

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is to do this podcast down in hell where we

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interview everyone in the afterlife, and then I'm joined as

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always by the brother of Satan Clayton.

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Speaker 3: Oh, Chris, how are you doing today?

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Speaker 2: Well, you know, it's awful, awful, just as as normal,

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Isn't that dandy?

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Speaker 3: That's great? That's great, Chris, good to hear. Yeah.

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Speaker 2: So, uh, if you're wanted to say this is the topic,

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sure to follow us on social media. That's good morning

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from Hell because we always post images and stuff of

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the show and behind the scenes stuff, so you should

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be following on Twitter, Instagram, TikTok.

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Speaker 1: What else?

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Speaker 4: Did you have any other opening bits?

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Speaker 1: Oh? Yeah, we can talk about reviews.

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Speaker 5: We haven't done that in a while, and we're I

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think we're dying for attention on the internet, so oh yeah,

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we can. We can incentivize people reviewing us by saying,

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you know, we'll read their reviews if they only if

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their five only at their five stars top stars. Yeah,

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we don't like the troll ones where it's like one

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star good hell.

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Speaker 2: Yeah, then we don't feature those ones, all right, Well,

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then what do we got.

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Speaker 1: Uh, well, you want to I can read one, you

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can read one. I read one, you do that?

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Speaker 4: Okay, all right.

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Speaker 5: This one says a user, Chris's Dad's Google Search five stars.

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Speaker 4: Uh huh soup what?

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Speaker 5: Yeah, I mean I'm assuming that this is your father's

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Google Search and your dad was just looking for soup.

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Speaker 3: That's strange, no recipe.

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Speaker 5: He wasn't looking for like any specific kind like tomato

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or chicken.

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Speaker 2: Or and something that's an actual review. Yeah, just so

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they gave us five stars, that's right. So either they

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really like soup or really like our podcast.

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Speaker 1: That's right.

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Speaker 5: Well, I mean it's your dam both, so so yeah,

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it's funny. It doesn't say anything like Chris is dad

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Google Search, like how to grieve your lost son, nothing

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about that.

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Speaker 1: It's just just soup, just soup. Yeah.

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Speaker 5: Also, I mean, if you're listening and you haven't left

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us a review, that's that's the barriers, gentry, comedic barriers.

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Speaker 1: Gentry. That's low, low stakes.

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Speaker 3: You can leave anything you want.

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Speaker 4: Well, as long as it's a good review.

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Speaker 2: And then we have one says good morning Ratman five stars,

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and they say it's weird that the name of the

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show hasn't changed.

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Speaker 4: I don't want to talk about that.

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Speaker 3: No, we're gonna skip right over there that.

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Speaker 5: If you haven't heard the Good Morning rat Man episode,

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you're not missing out n much.

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Speaker 1: You don't need to go back and listen to it

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and leave a review that says soup.

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Speaker 3: But it's five stars, so good good news, good news,

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good news, not Ratman.

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Speaker 5: This one, this last one, that's another five star review.

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It says proud, and it says, Hi, this is your brother, Satin.

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I am proud of you. You finally did something useful,

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but of course I could do much better. Chris, I

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didn't know you had a brother named Satin. Satin, Yes,

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s A T I N Satin. I don't think I

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don't have a brother name set. He's trying to sell

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Satan's Oh yeah yeah he.

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Speaker 3: Swapped on that.

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Speaker 1: Yeah yeah that's more probably more likely.

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Speaker 3: Got it. Yeah, this guy's an idiot. Okay, here we go.

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Speaker 5: Yeah, well thanks you to listen to our show, though,

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please leave more reviews so that we can compliment you.

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Speaker 2: Yeah, there's no other spelling mistakes, punctuations a little iffy,

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but you know, yeah, they didn't leave a period, exclamation point,

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any of that the last sentence.

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Speaker 1: So yeah, well, I'm going.

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Speaker 5: To review this guy's comment. I didn't give it two stars.

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So who do we have on the episode this week?

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Speaker 1: Oh?

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Speaker 5: Honestly, Chris, I didn't really have anybody in mind, just

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because you know, I'm in the process of looking for

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a new living situation and it's you know, it's been

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really stressing me out, and I haven't had the chance

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to cast anybody for this week. So oh, I don't know, man,

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I'm just I'm stry. I don't like my current place.

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I already had a previous, you know, dispute with my

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my last landlord.

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Speaker 4: You know your last landlord. Who was that?

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Speaker 1: It was God? It was the lord. Oh yeah, yeah.

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Speaker 5: He kicked me out. I was breaking too many violations.

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So then I moved in.

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Speaker 4: With God has real estate down in Hell.

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Speaker 3: Oh yeah, yeah, no, he bought up a of it

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back in the early days when he was cheap.

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Speaker 1: Oh yeah yeah.

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Speaker 5: And then you know my current roommate, do you know,

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we had a bit of a falling out.

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Speaker 1: It's it's a friend of mine and it's it's just

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Speaker 2: Well, are you working with a realtor what's that? Someone

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who like shows you, you know, like real estate. They show

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you around and can help you find a place. Like

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I have a friend who works in real estate. Like, well,

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I say a friend. It's a friend of a friend.

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I guess I have a friend. But I could I

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could give him a I give him a call.

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Speaker 1: Yeah, yeah, I go for it.

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Speaker 5: I mean, I know nothing about real estate. I don't

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even know why they call it real estate because like

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what is it? What's fake estate? Is that the alternative?

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Speaker 3: I don't know.

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Speaker 4: I don't know. I mean he'll probably know. We can

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ask him.

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Speaker 2: He's supposed to be good, So all right, I mean,

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Bepatpatpat peap phone.

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Speaker 1: It's weird on the phone. Hello, Billy Magic real estate,

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where the magic truly happens. This is Earl. How can

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I help you? Hi?

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Speaker 2: This is Chris, a friend of I'm friends with Billy. Uh,

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I just wonder if he's around.

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Speaker 1: Oh yeah, let me transfer you. Hey, this is Billy.

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Speaker 3: Oh well that's fast, and we've got.

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Speaker 1: We've got a really good receptionist here. Who is this again, Matt? Hi,

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this is Chris de Maris.

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Speaker 2: So I was friends with someone that you knew?

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Speaker 1: Yeah, yeah, yeah, yeah, Crystilaris.

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Speaker 2: Yeah, I know you well, yeah, but it was like

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on Earth and then I died. But I think you

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died a while before. But then I guess you got

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into You're into hell realty.

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Speaker 1: Yeah, yeah, I just figured, you know, do what you know?

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Speaker 2: Yeah, Well, I've got a friend here who's looking for

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a place. It's Clayton, and he's here on the line

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and wondering if he could talk to you about stuff.

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I don't know if you want to.

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Speaker 1: I don't really do phone consults. What if we get

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together in person? Yeah, yeah, we can arrange that. I

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could just tell port him here and who whoa and here? Yeah?

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That was here.

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Speaker 3: Where's Earl? Where's Earl?

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Speaker 1: Well, Earl was busy. It couldn't make you know, Earl

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doesn't really make the consultations. But it's it's good to

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see it there, Chris, Uh, great, great to see you.

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Speaker 4: Oh no, no, that's Clayton.

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Speaker 1: I'm oh sorry, sorry, sorry, Chris. Yeah, you know yeah,

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these these uh I need new glasses. Yeah, I mean

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I'm red and he is quite as snow so well Clinton,

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you know, you meet a lot of people in this industry. Yeah,

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it's Clayton, but okay, clay Yeah, my bad clay Uh.

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Speaker 3: Yeah, I'll let it pass.

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Speaker 2: So, uh, Billy, let's get this magic going, right?

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Speaker 1: Yeah? Yeah, yeah, yeah, let's let's let's get started. So Clayton, right,

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that's right. Yes, So tell me a little bit about

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where you are now, why it's not working out, what

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you're looking for?

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Speaker 5: You know, you know, I got a decent, you know,

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four bedroom house that I'm sharing with a friend.

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Speaker 3: And we're just kind of, you know, wanting to part ways.

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It's just our friendship is just it's just not working out.

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Speaker 1: Friends in a four bedroom what must be some friend?

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What do we I mean, it's it's an old family home.

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So how did you find that place? He didn't use

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a realtor before?

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Speaker 3: Actually I grew up there. Uh yeah yeah, it's my mom.

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The friend is my mom.

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Speaker 1: Oh yeah yeah no, I deal with that a lot.

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It's nothing to be embarrassed about, nothing to be ashamed about,

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nothing to talk to your therapist about. It's totally normal,

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totally cool. Yeah I get that. So, so you're living

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with mom and looking for something a little more sure,

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you know, judge lest not you be judged, right, So, uh,

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what are you looking for now? Oh?

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Speaker 5: You know, I mean, I really haven't figured out what

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like I've got a lot in my budget, so I

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mean we could go we could go real big with it,

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or maybe like a bougie.

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Speaker 1: Spot, you know, in a high rise, you know, I mean.

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Speaker 5: Sky's the limit, really, yeah, except for you know, there's

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Speaker 1: Though to the sky because we're we're underground.

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Speaker 3: It's Hell.

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Speaker 2: Yeah.

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Speaker 1: Yeah, yeah. So I mean there's a lot of options

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in buying. Well, actually there's not a ton of options,

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but there's also not a lot of options and renting.

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limbo just kind of looking for something. So yeah, maybe

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let's let's talk buying. I mean, so you're saying you've

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got plenty of budget to work with. Any must have oh,

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Speaker 5: I think having like my own gym fitness space, a

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sex dungeon, just just the dungeons in general, would be awesome.

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Speaker 1: I'm pretty common here, That's what I'm learning.

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Speaker 3: A real cool bachelor's pat you know.

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Speaker 1: Yeah, so I guess I could tell you there's not

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a ton of inventory since we're in Hell there's there's

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new buyers every day, and I mean they're all coming

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in from anywhere. There's a lot of Californians here. I

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don't know if you've noticed. Yeah, you know, as far

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as the different circles of hell. For something that nice,

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you're probably looking, you know, at the inner circles where

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the big wigs are. I mean, I'm not saying you

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have to live next to Satan himself, but probably somewhere

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close if you want all of that.

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Speaker 3: I mean, I prefer not to live next to Satan

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because you know, he he's my brother.

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Speaker 1: No shit, you're related to Satan. Yeah, oh yeah, this

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is yeah. Yeah, some people call him Satin Man. And

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I'm so glad I met you. It's so good to

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know a friend of Satan, the big man downstairs. Yeah.

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Speaker 3: Please do not reach out to me for any networking opportunities.

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It's just it.

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Speaker 1: I don't I don't really like that. Oh I won't.

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But what's your handle? No, No, don't worry about it.

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Speaker 5: We can get to that, okay, Okay, Yeah, I mean,

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you know, what, what's my price range? I mean, what

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am I really dealing with? Because let me let me

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check my wall real quick. I've got a sixty seven bucks.

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I mean, I feel like that's a pretty decent down payment, right, I'm.

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Speaker 1: Just gonna assume you're kidding there, Danny h So what's

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your credit score?

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Speaker 3: Like?

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Speaker 5: Uh, well, it's actually really great, you know, because I I'm.

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Speaker 3: Number one, you know, I'm number one?

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Speaker 1: Wow, number one, so that's probably over eight hundred. No, no, no, no, no,

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it's one. My credit score is one. Ah, yes, yes, yes,

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I haven't actually one seen that number.

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number one? That's that's better for your credit score? Right

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from my understanding, is.

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Speaker 1: It, Chris, you want to explain this to your friend?

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I don't really.

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Speaker 2: No, No, so it's kind of the opposite. You kind

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of want to hire credit score. I don't even know

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that one was possible. I don't think it is up

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on earth. It must be a health.

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Speaker 1: It's definitely a hell thing. I know on Earth, I

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never saw something that low. I mean here, we're typically

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in the low hundreds.

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Speaker 2: Yeah, but a one is I mean it is impressive.

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Speaker 1: Thanks, you know what, I bet I bet we can

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get someone to help us make that work. I mean,

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there's no shortage of shady bankers, lenders. I mean, everyone's

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down here, so I'm sure someone will take the bait

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on that one.

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Speaker 5: Okay, all right, cool, Well what are my options did

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if not? You know, is buying still in the realm

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of possibility?

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Speaker 1: Well, I mean the market's a little competitive right now.

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Like I said, new people moving here, you know, every day,

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always multiple bitter situations. So so cash is king right.

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You know, they say in heaven you can't take it

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with you, but in Hell you definitely can and you should.

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So the rich people are still buying up all of

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the good real estate. What we could do is look

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at some new developments, something that's you know, outside of

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the more popular areas like the Lake of Fire. You

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don't have a boat, do you? Oh?

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Speaker 5: Yeah, I actually just recently bought a boat. I also

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bought a new car and several arcade machines. That's not

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gonna because I was really trying to get my credit

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score to two closest to number one.

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Speaker 1: So that's good. Yeah, you know, Clinton, you're doing a

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great job of getting that one is making sense. Yeah,

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And honestly, you gotta, you know, have debt to build credit, right,

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so you're no, I.

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Speaker 3: Got plenty of that got that in spades.

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Speaker 1: I mean, oh geez, well, you know, if you've got

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a boat, if you got all that. There is a

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new development. I don't know if you've been to the

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River Dix here, but we're actually building one that's more

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familiar for for you know, people who are newly in Hell,

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called the River Styx. You know, it's right next to

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Twin Pines and Lost Brook and Hidden Meadows. See. I

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don't know if you're familiar with those developments.

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Speaker 4: No, no, I'm not familiar.

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Speaker 1: Now, Yeah, that's all far out. It's a little far out.

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I don't know if you've got to commute, but I

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mean you're talking probably three four hours if you're going

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anywhere into the city.

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Speaker 3: Oh god, that's awful. No, that's terrible.

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Speaker 1: Well it is Hell.

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Speaker 3: How nice is this River Dix though?

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Speaker 1: You know, Well it's kind of like a lazy river

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meets a lazy susan lot of traffic, high congestion area,

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but it's got potential.

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Speaker 4: Does it have any dicks?

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Speaker 1: Fewer than you would think? Yeah? Or wait are you

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looking for dicks? Not enough? Really could always use more? Well, actually,

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you know, plenty of dicks, tons of cock.

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Speaker 5: Oh, okay, all right, well let's add that to the

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possibilities list then, you know.

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Speaker 1: Yeah, I'll keep that in mind. So so new developments.

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We can also look at foreclosures. A lot of people

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over buying here, a lot of new people coming into overby.

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Speaker 3: Real quick though.

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Speaker 5: I mean, I I don't know, you know, foreclosure form

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minunderstand that's just someone getting kicked out of their house

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and then their banks sweeping in and taking it from

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out from underneath them.

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Speaker 3: That sounds like a great idea.

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Speaker 1: I love to do that.

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Speaker 3: Let's do that. Let's let's pursue that.

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Speaker 1: With a credit score of one. You shouldn't have any

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issue with that situation. Yes, good, good, So Billy, what

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else do you got for us? How do you feel

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about fixer uppers or flips? Do you like handywork?

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Speaker 4: You could do flips?

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Speaker 1: Yeah, I can flip.

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Speaker 3: You would see me do a flip right now?

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Speaker 1: Check this out.

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Speaker 2: I mean that was a flip technically a flip. Yeah,

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I mean he went all the way around, he just

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did land it.

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Speaker 1: But yeah, wow, yeah, you could be in the circus.

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Speaker 5: I guess, well, thanks, I mean, yeah, but you know,

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fixer uppers, I'm done to do all that I watched

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a lot of h G TV.

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Speaker 1: I mean those all those guys are down here anyways.

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So yeah, yeah, we got Chip and Jojoe on their way.

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But we've also got the big hitters, you know, Fanny May,

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Freddie Mack, all of those familiar friends.

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Speaker 2: Of course, have you ever done any like dy building stuff, Clayton,

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Let me see, I once built a birdhouse.

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Speaker 3: It's pretty good.

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Speaker 5: I mean, I guess in that case, I am a

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home builder, you know, of sorts.

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Speaker 2: Yeah, I guess if you just scaled up what you

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did to the birdhouse.

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Speaker 3: Yeah yeah, I mean I could fit in like a

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decent sized bird house probably well, doors.

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Speaker 1: A little weird, you know, it's a little high up

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off the ground. I mean, starting from scratch can be difficult.

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Lots of issues with permitting down here. I mean I

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thought it was bad, you know, on Earth, but in

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Hell it's you know, talking to the right people. Now,

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maybe you can get your brother to grease some hands. No,

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I'm not completely independent from him. I will not rely

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on him for anything. You know, I don't need any

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co signers or any of that stuff.

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Speaker 2: Yeah, he doesn't like relying on family, except except his

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last roommate, but that Yeah, so.

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Speaker 1: You don't think your mom would co sign, but maybe

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help with closing costs, property tax, I.

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Speaker 3: Mean, depending on what we're talking about.

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Speaker 1: Maybe are you willing to wave inspection because to be competitive,

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a lot of times you're gonna have to wave inspection.

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Speaker 5: And hell, well, listen, you know, I've got my two eyes.

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I can look around. I can see any problems. I'm

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sure there won't be anything that I will miss.

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Speaker 1: Yeah, I mean, if that's if that's the case, got

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a couple of other options. We've got Napoleon Complex. They've

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they've definitely done some renovation. Still some work to be done,

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but uh, you know, if you've got a baby diaper

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in a swimming pool, you'll be set.

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Speaker 2: We're actually yeah, we we actually were friends in Napoleon.

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We've had him on the podcast, so we might be able

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to even get a deal.

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Speaker 3: Yeah. I don't know, Chris.

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Speaker 5: I mean, you know, it's not to be picky, but

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you know, I feel like I might need a little

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bit of my own private space.

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Speaker 3: And Napoleon has been known to just creep on his tenants.

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Speaker 1: You know, it can also be ruthless and negotiation. I mean,

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I hate to say he's kind of got a little

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man complex. Yeah yeah, yeah, that makes sense.

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Speaker 5: That tracks what else? What else do you have in

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terms of like condominiums and so we got Oedipis complex.

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I mean, you do live with your mom, so I'm

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sure that's a good fit. I don't understand that reference

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at all. What's what's what are some benefits of the

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oedipisk complex?

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Speaker 1: Well, when you're there, your family, So that's their tagline.

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That's a good slate. Took it from the Olive Garden,

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which is its own form of hell yeah yeah, yes, yes.

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Speaker 2: So is it just like kind of a close knit

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like everyone's friends and it's like a community.

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Speaker 1: Yeah yeah, so, I mean everybody kind of shows up

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there and sort of looks to their elders and they

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love the place, they love being around them. They a

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lot of frequent changing of bedrooms if you're into that

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sort of thing. I don't know how loose you are

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with your caboose, but the looser the better. Up there. Interesting, Okay,

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all right, do you have any relatives that you're attracted to.

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Speaker 3: I'm gonna have to go with a no on that one.

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Speaker 2: Well, there is that one cousin you said no, talk

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about that now, Okay, no, I guess not.

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Speaker 1: Well, really, they're looking for people in the community who

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like to swing. Is that your thing? Is that your bad? Oh?

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Speaker 3: Yeah? Absolutely?

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Speaker 1: How did you know? Wow?

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Speaker 3: I love?

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Speaker 1: Yeah? Really? How often do you swing?

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Speaker 5: Gosh, she's probably down there like once a day down

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at the school park.

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Speaker 1: What yeah, I'm swinging all the time. You're swinging. How

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old are the kids?

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Speaker 5: I mean, you know, at oldest eighth grade, all down

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to kindergarten. I mean, you know, we're all we're all

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a bunch of swingers out there.

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Speaker 1: I mean, I know we're in hell. But do we

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have age of consent? I've never had to ask this

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question before. I'm a little new.

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Speaker 3: No.

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Speaker 1: I mean they like, did the kids sign a form

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or like a release? Is there like a permission slip?

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I mean yeah, sometimes they have a permission slip. You know,

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it's recess.

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Speaker 3: You know, they go out there, we go out to

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the swing set and you know, you know, they they

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push me.

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Speaker 1: I push them, thank god. Yeah. I don't know if

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that's the right spot for for you.

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Speaker 3: So you're looking for they're baseball ers. They swing swing

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for the vinces.

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Speaker 1: As they were saying, yeah, of course, that's that's definitely

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so what we're looking for you swing probably want to

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find a good school district with some nice swing sets.

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Do you have any children? Do you have a preference

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in school district?

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Speaker 5: I mean, I claim Chris is a dependent on my taxes,

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so what Yeah, yeah, you're like my son.

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Speaker 1: What so so, Matt, are you in school currently, Chris? Chris? Yeah, sorry, no,

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I'm not in school.

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Speaker 2: I'm also not a dependent or the child.

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Speaker 5: Well, Chris, and you know, relatively speaking here in Hell,

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you are but a baby, almost newborn. You know, if

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you consider my age ancient to you, you know, what

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are you forty forty five on Earth? You know you're

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you're pretty young for for Hell standards.

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Speaker 2: Sure, sure, but I mean I did my own taxes,

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and I didn't. I just don't think if I claim

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myself as an independent, can you also claim me as

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a dependent?

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Speaker 1: I don't know.

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Speaker 3: It's Hell.

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Speaker 1: I mean, you know, no one's really keeping track of

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this stuff anyway. Well, guys, I'm gonna be honest with

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you a lot of people fudge the paperwork in this industry,

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So whatever you come up with is fine with me.

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Speaker 2: Okay, okay, cool, Yeah, so what about pets any any

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you know, well, all dogs go to heaven, so obviously

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none there.

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Speaker 1: Cats, lizards, birds, things you like to hide up your anus.

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Speaker 5: Once again minus the aest part. I gotta go with Chris.

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I feel like he's kind of like my pet.

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Speaker 1: So, yeah, that's cute. I like that. I'm very fluid

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and comfortable with what you're describing.

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Speaker 4: Okay, all right, that's weird to say it.

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Speaker 1: Well, you know the problem with certain areas, theft can

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be pretty rampant in Hell, a big homelessness issue, a

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lot of people just wandering. I mentioned Limbo earlier. But

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you know, with no security, you know that's not corrupt.

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And since there are no dogs, you might want to

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pick up like a house cat that's mean something to

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you know, deter unwanted visitors, guard cat of sorts, or

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buy a gun. Oh, castle doctrine is huge here.

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Speaker 5: Yeah, okay, so what if I can bind What if

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I had a cat that had a gun on it

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or carried a gun.

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Speaker 3: It's probably possibility.

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00:19:45,359 --> 00:19:47,680
Speaker 1: That sounds like a business I'd be willing to invest

466
00:19:47,680 --> 00:19:50,400
in with guard cat. Yeah, gun, I'll have to call

467
00:19:50,440 --> 00:19:54,160
Earl and see if he's got a guy who can

468
00:19:54,279 --> 00:19:57,240
train your cat to use firearms? And I mean, unless

469
00:19:57,240 --> 00:19:59,839
that's something you've got. I know a lot of people.

470
00:20:00,119 --> 00:20:01,839
I know a lot of people I can connect you with.

471
00:20:01,920 --> 00:20:04,000
Speaker 3: Oh great, that's good, that's great. I mean you and

472
00:20:04,079 --> 00:20:07,119
Chris seem to be pretty close, so you know.

473
00:20:07,079 --> 00:20:09,720
Speaker 1: Well I wouldn't call him my pet per se, but uh,

474
00:20:09,759 --> 00:20:12,960
you know old friends, right, Matt Chris? Yeah, well yeah,

475
00:20:12,960 --> 00:20:19,680
I mean because because we got introduced by Jack. Yeah.

476
00:20:19,759 --> 00:20:22,799
Speaker 2: Well it was my friend from college. It was Justin

477
00:20:22,880 --> 00:20:24,400
and then he's Justin Corbin.

478
00:20:25,160 --> 00:20:28,039
Speaker 1: Yeah yeah, old Corby we called him. I never met him,

479
00:20:28,119 --> 00:20:31,440
but yeah, yeah, of course, yeah, I mean Clinton, you

480
00:20:31,480 --> 00:20:34,200
gotta hear, like we got so many old stories to go,

481
00:20:34,440 --> 00:20:35,400
you know, tell you something.

482
00:20:35,400 --> 00:20:37,160
Speaker 5: Well, you know, I am actually interested in, like how

483
00:20:37,160 --> 00:20:39,440
did you get into a like being a realtor?

484
00:20:39,839 --> 00:20:42,319
Speaker 1: You know, like, first of all, it's realtor. I mean,

485
00:20:42,359 --> 00:20:44,680
look where the A is. Don't be an idiot. I'm sorry,

486
00:20:45,079 --> 00:20:46,920
a lot of pressure in this industry. I get a

487
00:20:46,920 --> 00:20:50,039
little pin up sometimes, say again, so.

488
00:20:50,440 --> 00:20:54,680
Speaker 5: Being in real, real real, he's a he's a realator,

489
00:20:54,799 --> 00:20:56,440
real realtor, realtor.

490
00:20:56,559 --> 00:20:59,680
Speaker 3: I don't I'm honestly the mord is meanings to me.

491
00:20:59,720 --> 00:21:02,599
Speaker 1: Now, it's no big deal. It's it's real too. I mean,

492
00:21:02,640 --> 00:21:04,599
I respect what you do. It'd be nice to get

493
00:21:04,599 --> 00:21:05,319
my name out.

494
00:21:05,400 --> 00:21:10,400
Speaker 3: Cool, thank you. I am a podcaster. It's a serious job. Yeah.

495
00:21:10,400 --> 00:21:12,920
Speaker 5: Okay, So how did you get into uh, you know,

496
00:21:13,319 --> 00:21:14,559
this business, this line of.

497
00:21:14,480 --> 00:21:17,160
Speaker 1: Work, real estate. I've loved it. I mean we all

498
00:21:17,359 --> 00:21:20,680
have had a home at some point, right, so, uh,

499
00:21:20,720 --> 00:21:24,160
it seemed like a natural fallback career after I tried

500
00:21:24,200 --> 00:21:27,519
a couple of other things, you know, film production, music production.

501
00:21:27,680 --> 00:21:29,839
I worked in oiland gas for a bit, gott into software,

502
00:21:29,880 --> 00:21:33,400
gotten hard tech, but real estate is really where I

503
00:21:33,519 --> 00:21:34,839
found my stride.

504
00:21:34,880 --> 00:21:37,960
Speaker 5: Would you say it's your passion? Is anybody actually passionate

505
00:21:38,000 --> 00:21:38,880
about real estate?

506
00:21:39,000 --> 00:21:42,640
Speaker 1: Well, I mean I'm passionate about people. Clinton and I

507
00:21:42,680 --> 00:21:46,599
you know, I am Clayton Clayton, Yeah, of course it's Clayton.

508
00:21:46,640 --> 00:21:49,359
I was just testing you, Bud. I love people. It's

509
00:21:49,400 --> 00:21:53,799
a people business. We are making matches between people and

510
00:21:53,839 --> 00:21:56,720
the home for the rest of their life or until

511
00:21:56,759 --> 00:21:57,839
the money runs out.

512
00:21:58,279 --> 00:22:00,880
Speaker 5: Okay, So what's a I mean, do you make a

513
00:22:00,880 --> 00:22:03,400
lot of friends doing real estate or is it.

514
00:22:03,400 --> 00:22:05,119
Speaker 1: Just kind of luge network I've got I don't know

515
00:22:05,160 --> 00:22:08,680
if you're on Hell's LinkedIn. I've got eleven thousand followers

516
00:22:08,720 --> 00:22:13,039
on LinkedIn. Know them all very very well personally. You know,

517
00:22:13,119 --> 00:22:18,880
people just like Chris Chris. Yeah, I mean I'm if

518
00:22:18,920 --> 00:22:21,240
you ask, you know who's the best realtor in town,

519
00:22:21,400 --> 00:22:24,839
A lot of people I six seven teen thousand people

520
00:22:24,960 --> 00:22:28,000
or so might say Billy Magically Magically magic. Wow. So

521
00:22:28,039 --> 00:22:31,799
I mean, yeah, we could be friends. I'm always looking

522
00:22:31,839 --> 00:22:34,200
for a Hey, do you golf? I sure don't know

523
00:22:35,039 --> 00:22:38,079
me either. It's a shit sport. Maybe we go to

524
00:22:38,119 --> 00:22:42,359
like a NASCAR game and do some things together.

525
00:22:42,440 --> 00:22:45,000
Speaker 5: Well, I'm going to be honest with you, Billy Magic.

526
00:22:45,720 --> 00:22:48,079
I want to be friends with you. You're being very

527
00:22:48,160 --> 00:22:51,960
kind in remembering my name most of the time, but

528
00:22:52,759 --> 00:22:55,559
I just I feel like you're just kind of using

529
00:22:55,599 --> 00:22:58,359
me and like this isn't a real friendship because very

530
00:22:58,400 --> 00:23:01,160
clearly you're trying to milk me for money.

531
00:23:01,359 --> 00:23:04,640
Speaker 1: No no, no, no, no, no, no no no. Now,

532
00:23:04,720 --> 00:23:06,000
I don't think Billy would do that.

533
00:23:06,119 --> 00:23:06,519
Speaker 3: Clinton.

534
00:23:06,599 --> 00:23:10,039
Speaker 1: Let's just be square here. You know, I'm trying to

535
00:23:10,440 --> 00:23:13,319
fill a hole in your life, and that hole is

536
00:23:13,319 --> 00:23:16,559
your mother's house. Uh, And I know that it's a

537
00:23:16,559 --> 00:23:19,400
little awkward going with a guy who works in the

538
00:23:19,480 --> 00:23:22,480
vendor space. But I'm a stand up you know, guy,

539
00:23:22,960 --> 00:23:24,960
don't let the fact that I went to Hell fool you.

540
00:23:25,039 --> 00:23:26,240
I'm a really nice guy.

541
00:23:26,359 --> 00:23:28,519
Speaker 4: I can vouch for him. I mean, he's like a

542
00:23:28,519 --> 00:23:29,599
friend of a friend of a friend.

543
00:23:29,680 --> 00:23:31,759
Speaker 5: Okay, all right, Well, what do you get out of this, billy?

544
00:23:31,759 --> 00:23:33,039
I mean, where do you make your money?

545
00:23:33,079 --> 00:23:36,319
Speaker 1: Well, you know, there's a pretty stiff commission rate here

546
00:23:36,359 --> 00:23:38,519
in Hell, So I mean they're servicing fees, you know,

547
00:23:38,559 --> 00:23:44,039
typically four percent, six percent, ten percent, you know, whatever,

548
00:23:44,200 --> 00:23:45,839
whatever we think is fair as long as it's above

549
00:23:45,880 --> 00:23:47,400
three percent. Okay, there's a lot of numbers that he

550
00:23:47,519 --> 00:23:49,400
just threw my way, but yeah, it we'll work out. Look,

551
00:23:49,480 --> 00:23:51,160
let's find the house first. We can figure out the

552
00:23:51,240 --> 00:23:53,839
numbers later, baby. Okay, all right, Well, you know there's

553
00:23:53,839 --> 00:23:55,480
a house that's been on the market for a long

554
00:23:55,559 --> 00:23:58,319
time in the seven Circles, so you'll be near family,

555
00:23:58,480 --> 00:24:02,640
I mean, not too near. But have you heard of Amiteville? Oh?

556
00:24:02,720 --> 00:24:05,720
Speaker 5: Yeah, yeah, no, I'm kind of familiar. That's a bit

557
00:24:05,759 --> 00:24:06,839
of a commute, though, isn't it.

558
00:24:06,920 --> 00:24:09,279
Speaker 1: Well, I mean it's a little bit of a commute,

559
00:24:09,319 --> 00:24:11,799
but it's hell. You know, the bike lanes aren't necessarily

560
00:24:11,880 --> 00:24:14,559
the best, and there's not a lot of public transportation,

561
00:24:14,799 --> 00:24:16,759
and you know gridlock can be a bitch.

562
00:24:17,000 --> 00:24:19,359
Speaker 5: Okay, Well, I mean that's okay because I typically aim

563
00:24:19,400 --> 00:24:21,319
for the bikers when I'm out on the roads.

564
00:24:22,119 --> 00:24:25,599
Speaker 1: But how do you feel about familiar murder? Very open,

565
00:24:25,759 --> 00:24:29,119
very open? That sounds fun. Oh baby, you are gonna

566
00:24:29,240 --> 00:24:31,759
love it. It's so much bang for the buck. I mean,

567
00:24:32,079 --> 00:24:33,640
you probably have to make a cash off for a

568
00:24:33,640 --> 00:24:36,160
lot of people from California bring in that California dough.

569
00:24:36,200 --> 00:24:37,880
But I mean you got sixty seven bucks.

570
00:24:37,920 --> 00:24:40,160
Speaker 5: Can we do a walk through? This sounds pretty fascinating.

571
00:24:40,319 --> 00:24:41,720
I'm kind of want to check this place out.

572
00:24:41,799 --> 00:24:44,240
Speaker 1: Yeah, let me get my bulletproofvest. We'll stumble through there.

573
00:24:44,519 --> 00:24:46,640
I may wait outside. I don't know if that's good

574
00:24:46,640 --> 00:24:48,759
with you, but I can kind of talk you through

575
00:24:48,759 --> 00:24:49,519
it through the window.

576
00:24:49,640 --> 00:24:52,480
Speaker 2: Another another good area we haven't talked about is the

577
00:24:52,599 --> 00:24:54,920
huts underneath the sewage where I live.

578
00:24:55,000 --> 00:24:55,920
Speaker 3: You live down there, that's right?

579
00:24:56,000 --> 00:24:57,759
Speaker 2: Yeah? Yeah, have you looked at that area? We have

580
00:24:57,839 --> 00:24:59,720
a lot of good huts. The one I'm at is

581
00:25:00,160 --> 00:25:03,279
right next to the sewage line, so it's just there's always.

582
00:25:03,039 --> 00:25:04,640
Speaker 1: Chris, you didn't tell me you lived in the huts

583
00:25:04,640 --> 00:25:07,480
next to the sewage line. Wow. Yeah, it's great, great area.

584
00:25:07,880 --> 00:25:09,519
That's impressive. How did you get in there?

585
00:25:09,920 --> 00:25:13,319
Speaker 2: Well, this is just kind of where I got put whenever.

586
00:25:13,599 --> 00:25:17,200
You know, I died and roommates with Stalin, So it's

587
00:25:17,240 --> 00:25:18,559
not like I can afford my own place.

588
00:25:18,599 --> 00:25:20,920
Speaker 1: But my god, they put me in the garbage jump

589
00:25:20,960 --> 00:25:23,640
behind Arby's. They've got the meats, you know, tell me

590
00:25:23,680 --> 00:25:25,079
about it. They've got more than meat, if you know

591
00:25:25,119 --> 00:25:28,720
what I mean. Yeah. But yeah, so so we could

592
00:25:28,759 --> 00:25:31,720
go check out that. I know, maybe I could talk

593
00:25:31,759 --> 00:25:33,440
to her, will find some places in that area.

594
00:25:33,519 --> 00:25:35,880
Speaker 5: Yeah, okay, Yeah, I mean let's do a walk through.

595
00:25:35,920 --> 00:25:37,200
Let's let's start in that way.

596
00:25:37,279 --> 00:25:37,480
Speaker 4: Yeah.

597
00:25:37,519 --> 00:25:40,319
Speaker 2: So, well, do you wanna we could just go to

598
00:25:40,400 --> 00:25:42,279
my place and then kind of look from there.

599
00:25:42,400 --> 00:25:43,599
Speaker 3: Yeah, sure, let's see in.

600
00:25:46,480 --> 00:25:49,119
Speaker 1: I was hoping i'd drive you guys here, but shave

601
00:25:49,240 --> 00:25:51,720
the town, you know, a little little small talk.

602
00:25:51,960 --> 00:25:53,759
Speaker 3: I mean, I'd rather not be in the car with you,

603
00:25:53,839 --> 00:25:55,839
just kind of have to force fully talk.

604
00:25:55,839 --> 00:25:58,039
Speaker 1: I've got a lot of air fresheners. I get the

605
00:25:58,079 --> 00:25:58,720
smell thing.

606
00:25:59,319 --> 00:26:01,559
Speaker 3: Okay, Well, Chris, you know this is this is a

607
00:26:01,640 --> 00:26:02,519
nice place, by the way.

608
00:26:02,599 --> 00:26:04,359
Speaker 2: Yeah, I mean, well even in before me, it's like

609
00:26:04,440 --> 00:26:07,279
there's the spike bed that's we're stalling.

610
00:26:07,119 --> 00:26:09,920
Speaker 4: That keeps his alcohol a lot of it. Yeah, and

611
00:26:09,960 --> 00:26:12,079
then you know that's that's about it. That's about it.

612
00:26:12,079 --> 00:26:14,079
Speaker 1: It's a hut, yeah, I mean it's a pretty spacious

613
00:26:14,160 --> 00:26:14,559
hut though.

614
00:26:14,559 --> 00:26:16,720
Speaker 3: I mean it's not bad. You got a lot of huts,

615
00:26:16,759 --> 00:26:17,160
I guess.

616
00:26:17,200 --> 00:26:18,599
Speaker 4: I mean, yeah, there's.

617
00:26:18,200 --> 00:26:20,440
Speaker 5: There's an area outside you can do some you know,

618
00:26:20,480 --> 00:26:21,920
a little bit of gardening though.

619
00:26:22,119 --> 00:26:25,480
Speaker 1: Yeah. Yeah, real nice. I can see some potential here.

620
00:26:25,559 --> 00:26:28,920
It's kind of like a home decorator's dream to kind

621
00:26:28,920 --> 00:26:31,599
of make sure everything fits perfectly in its own little,

622
00:26:31,640 --> 00:26:34,519
tight space. It's nice, neat, tidy. I I like it,

623
00:26:34,599 --> 00:26:37,200
I really do. But maybe we should just go take

624
00:26:37,200 --> 00:26:39,559
a look around and find something that's a little bit

625
00:26:39,559 --> 00:26:42,160
more you Clinton Clayton, you know what, Billy Magic.

626
00:26:42,200 --> 00:26:45,279
Speaker 5: I appreciate the offer, But Chris, I think I'm gonna

627
00:26:45,400 --> 00:26:47,519
you know what, I've decided. I think we're gonna be roommates.

628
00:26:47,559 --> 00:26:49,960
I think I'm moving in. Oh yeah, yeah, this is perfect.

629
00:26:50,039 --> 00:26:53,400
I'm sitting on this couch. It's uh, I can smell it.

630
00:26:53,519 --> 00:26:56,559
You know, it's it's got lots of food underneath it

631
00:26:56,599 --> 00:26:59,039
from these crumbs, and I've been finding some change. I'm

632
00:26:59,039 --> 00:27:01,559
gonna have to check with a I'm already making money. No, no, no,

633
00:27:01,839 --> 00:27:03,559
I've hold on. Let me text him real quick.

634
00:27:04,039 --> 00:27:05,759
Speaker 3: All right, he knows that I'm staying over for a

635
00:27:05,799 --> 00:27:11,599
few nights, days, weeks, years. It's all good, It's all groovy. Baby,

636
00:27:11,640 --> 00:27:14,240
Hey new roommates. Yeah, okay, so.

637
00:27:14,680 --> 00:27:18,599
Speaker 1: Well, Billy, hey man, thanks so much. You were here.

638
00:27:19,480 --> 00:27:20,160
Speaker 3: What do we do now?

639
00:27:20,160 --> 00:27:22,839
Speaker 1: I don't know. Yeah, let's settle up. Let's you know,

640
00:27:22,960 --> 00:27:25,319
I can send you a bill for what finders fee?

641
00:27:25,359 --> 00:27:27,200
I mean, you wouldn't know, Chris. You know I was

642
00:27:27,200 --> 00:27:29,200
a friend of a friend of a friend. Like, it's

643
00:27:29,240 --> 00:27:31,920
definitely a finder's you know, I let's call it. You

644
00:27:31,920 --> 00:27:36,559
know ten percent of the first years ran too. Yeah,

645
00:27:36,960 --> 00:27:38,039
what do you think? Yeah?

646
00:27:38,039 --> 00:27:39,000
Speaker 3: I mean, Chris, what do you think?

647
00:27:39,279 --> 00:27:40,839
Speaker 4: I don't I don't know. I don't know what standard

648
00:27:40,960 --> 00:27:41,160
is that?

649
00:27:41,200 --> 00:27:44,519
Speaker 1: What's it's definitely a finders fee, a standard in this

650
00:27:44,599 --> 00:27:48,119
type of situation. Matt, it's Clayton. Yeah, I'm just I'm

651
00:27:48,160 --> 00:27:51,599
just I'm busting your balls. Chris. You know that's standard

652
00:27:51,880 --> 00:27:58,000
I mean you can ask cor Corbyn, Corb God, Justina,

653
00:27:58,200 --> 00:27:59,640
you can ask him. It's it's a known thing.

654
00:27:59,720 --> 00:28:02,599
Speaker 5: Okay, all right, well, I mean yeah, we get you know,

655
00:28:02,680 --> 00:28:04,640
my people, Chris can get with your people.

656
00:28:05,400 --> 00:28:05,720
Speaker 3: Greg.

657
00:28:06,640 --> 00:28:08,559
Speaker 1: It will sort it out. Oh you know Greg from

658
00:28:08,559 --> 00:28:11,000
my from my firm. Yeah, we'll tell you what why

659
00:28:11,079 --> 00:28:13,400
why don't you Well, you give me the sixty seven

660
00:28:13,519 --> 00:28:15,759
now and we'll settle up the rest later.

661
00:28:15,839 --> 00:28:18,000
Speaker 5: Yeah, you know, if it's gonna get you off my back,

662
00:28:18,160 --> 00:28:19,880
you know, fine, that's here, here you go.

663
00:28:20,039 --> 00:28:20,400
Speaker 4: Here you go.

664
00:28:20,480 --> 00:28:23,359
Speaker 1: Yeah, yeah, yeah, well we'll you'll get you'll get a bill.

665
00:28:23,480 --> 00:28:26,920
But thank you. I you know, frankly, between you and me, Mark,

666
00:28:26,960 --> 00:28:29,359
it's been a little difficult lately. So it's it's gonna nice.

667
00:28:29,559 --> 00:28:31,960
It's nice to have a meal tonight. Wow, it's really depressing.

668
00:28:32,039 --> 00:28:33,680
Speaker 3: Yeah, we speaking of meals here.

669
00:28:33,920 --> 00:28:35,880
Speaker 2: This is sort of where the kitchen is, but it's

670
00:28:35,880 --> 00:28:37,039
all kind of one hut.

671
00:28:37,119 --> 00:28:40,079
Speaker 5: So yeah, no open concept. I like it, and everything

672
00:28:40,160 --> 00:28:41,319
is here in this one room.

673
00:28:41,359 --> 00:28:41,759
Speaker 1: It's great.

674
00:28:41,799 --> 00:28:42,119
Speaker 3: I love it.

675
00:28:42,160 --> 00:28:42,400
Speaker 4: Chris.

676
00:28:42,400 --> 00:28:44,519
Speaker 1: I bet you could make better food than Arby's.

677
00:28:44,559 --> 00:28:46,839
Speaker 4: Especially next to the suits. Yeah.

678
00:28:47,079 --> 00:28:48,880
Speaker 3: Uh, that pretty much wraps it up.

679
00:28:48,880 --> 00:28:49,240
Speaker 1: I guess.

680
00:28:49,240 --> 00:28:49,799
Speaker 3: I mean that's all.

681
00:28:49,880 --> 00:28:51,480
Speaker 1: Yeah, So what are you guys thinking? You want to

682
00:28:51,519 --> 00:28:53,920
like to hang out and I'll just take a seat here.

683
00:28:53,960 --> 00:28:55,920
We could, you know, figure out something to do tonight.

684
00:28:56,359 --> 00:28:58,279
You guys want to you know, go to a bar

685
00:28:58,440 --> 00:29:01,240
or grab dinner or go watch game. Like, what are

686
00:29:01,240 --> 00:29:03,799
you guys thinking, Let's let's hang it out, let's uh

687
00:29:04,160 --> 00:29:06,880
bro down. Well, you know, I.

688
00:29:07,519 --> 00:29:11,720
Speaker 4: Gotta I gotta get home.

689
00:29:12,000 --> 00:29:17,799
Speaker 1: Yeah, I gotta get a move. Yeah, you know, I forgot.

690
00:29:17,799 --> 00:29:20,160
I've got a showing with some other clients. I got

691
00:29:20,200 --> 00:29:23,200
a lot of a lot of showings, so I'm pretty busy.

692
00:29:23,440 --> 00:29:27,119
Uh you know, I'll send you the bill, Ernie. Ernie

693
00:29:27,160 --> 00:29:30,519
will send you the bill, and uh yeah, we'll settle up.

694
00:29:30,559 --> 00:29:34,799
And I'm glad to help you out. Clayton, you got it.

695
00:29:35,200 --> 00:29:37,279
Just if you get the time, if you want to

696
00:29:37,319 --> 00:29:40,799
hook me up with Satan, you know, I really would

697
00:29:40,839 --> 00:29:42,759
like to help him expand his empire. I've got a

698
00:29:42,799 --> 00:29:46,440
lot of big ideas, commercial, residential, I do it all. Yeah, yeah,

699
00:29:47,000 --> 00:29:49,599
that's not gonna happen. So no, no, I get it.

700
00:29:49,599 --> 00:29:51,720
I get it. You don't want to push onto your family,

701
00:29:51,759 --> 00:29:53,440
but you know we'll stay in touch. I got you

702
00:29:53,480 --> 00:29:55,240
on my mailing list. Now, you know, every day or

703
00:29:55,240 --> 00:29:57,279
two I'll be sending you a new property with your

704
00:29:57,359 --> 00:29:58,880
name on it. You don't want to, you know, rent

705
00:29:58,880 --> 00:30:00,480
from your friends forever. You don't. I want to sleep

706
00:30:00,519 --> 00:30:02,559
on his floor on a little twin bed, you know,

707
00:30:02,680 --> 00:30:04,759
tucked up right next to him, watching him have sex.

708
00:30:05,359 --> 00:30:08,319
It's just it's not a cool thing. So so we'll

709
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keep you, keep you in touch.

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00:30:09,880 --> 00:30:10,200
Speaker 3: All right.

711
00:30:10,279 --> 00:30:12,480
Speaker 5: Well, I will unsubscribe for that mailing list. Thank you

712
00:30:12,519 --> 00:30:16,039
so much, Billy. Hey, nice getting to know you. All right, We'll.

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00:30:15,880 --> 00:30:18,480
Speaker 1: See you later, Billy. Oh jeez, I thought that I

714
00:30:18,519 --> 00:30:19,119
would never leave.

715
00:30:19,160 --> 00:30:19,519
Speaker 3: All right.

716
00:30:19,599 --> 00:30:21,839
Speaker 5: Well, that pretty much wraps it up. I mean, God,

717
00:30:22,000 --> 00:30:24,039
got a new place. I'm gonna crack open a beer.

718
00:30:24,200 --> 00:30:26,640
Just help myself, Chris, can you move all my stuff

719
00:30:26,640 --> 00:30:27,759
in from my mom's house.

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Speaker 1: I appreciate it, Thank.

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00:30:28,799 --> 00:30:29,319
Speaker 3: You so much.

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00:30:29,400 --> 00:30:31,640
Speaker 4: All right, Well I'll get on that.

723
00:30:31,680 --> 00:30:34,200
Speaker 2: I'd be sure to recommend this podcast to anyone who's

724
00:30:34,240 --> 00:30:36,279
you know, a realtor or looking for a place to stay.

725
00:30:36,319 --> 00:30:38,160
Maybe they can get some good information from this.

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00:30:38,200 --> 00:30:38,880
Speaker 4: I'm gonna get.

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00:30:39,039 --> 00:30:49,079
Speaker 2: Moving, yeah, hell clear, Clayton, all right, thank you so much.

728
00:30:49,200 --> 00:30:50,400
As an old friend of mine.

729
00:30:50,400 --> 00:30:51,559
Speaker 1: Billy, thank you.

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00:30:51,599 --> 00:30:52,119
Speaker 3: For coming on.

731
00:30:52,240 --> 00:30:53,960
Speaker 1: Yeah, it was a pleasure. It was a lot of fun.

732
00:30:54,440 --> 00:30:56,400
So Billy and I knew each other in college.

733
00:30:57,160 --> 00:31:01,960
Speaker 2: And he's also now on a podcast with Brandon Farmahiny,

734
00:31:02,440 --> 00:31:04,559
who's been a guest of Good Morning from Hell, and

735
00:31:04,960 --> 00:31:07,200
I used to work at roosh Teeth. It's called The

736
00:31:07,200 --> 00:31:09,599
Wrong Side of thirty. People who haven't heard of it,

737
00:31:09,680 --> 00:31:10,799
what could you How would you describe it?

738
00:31:10,880 --> 00:31:14,640
Speaker 1: Yeah? I would say if you like misanthropic comments about

739
00:31:14,640 --> 00:31:17,640
what it's like to age and become uncomfortable with yourself,

740
00:31:18,400 --> 00:31:21,400
or if you're looking forward to that part of your life,

741
00:31:21,519 --> 00:31:24,920
you might enjoy some of our terrifying thoughts as we

742
00:31:24,960 --> 00:31:28,880
realize our own mortality. That's fun. Yeah, it's a real

743
00:31:28,920 --> 00:31:33,200
blass Catharsis is key. Yeah. Yeah, Chris you were on.

744
00:31:33,279 --> 00:31:36,519
I mean you've you've ye played, You've played into the

745
00:31:37,119 --> 00:31:40,319
pain of you know, saying your body shrink and shrivel.

746
00:31:40,680 --> 00:31:44,720
Speaker 2: It's not even so much playing, it's just explaining.

747
00:31:45,000 --> 00:31:47,839
Speaker 1: Yeah, Chris was on an episode where I described marriage

748
00:31:47,839 --> 00:31:50,119
to him, and I'm actually married to a realtor, so

749
00:31:50,160 --> 00:31:51,680
it really helped me with today.

750
00:31:52,559 --> 00:31:55,079
Speaker 3: Don't let her listen to this show. If you're listening

751
00:31:55,119 --> 00:31:57,839
to the show. Tell all of your friends except for Billy.

752
00:31:57,920 --> 00:32:01,240
Speaker 1: You don't tell your wife about this one. No, thanks, guys,

753
00:32:01,400 --> 00:32:02,799
I really appreciate this was a blast.

754
00:32:03,599 --> 00:32:05,519
Speaker 2: Thanks for coming on and be sure to check out

755
00:32:05,720 --> 00:32:07,440
the Wrong Side of thirty. Just find it wherever you

756
00:32:07,640 --> 00:32:08,799
listen to podcasts.

757
00:32:09,039 --> 00:32:09,359
Speaker 4: Thanks