Speaker 1: Before dinner. I want to say good on Daisy. Ellien
Benn are working at the gally.
Speaker 2: She goes, Hey, Joelle, come rub my shoulders for ten minutes.
Speaker 1: This is diabolic. Maybe Daisy's the thing. Holy cow, Hello,
and welcome to another Brands baking episode of Bad TV.
I'm Dylan.
Speaker 3: That is pat permission to come aboard.
Speaker 1: Kaylin. Do you have access to the temperature control?
Speaker 3: I do not.
Speaker 1: Oh, you got you gotta keep that out of his hands. Yeah.
Speaker 3: Hey, I have the air conditioning right behind my back.
You're sitting pretty over there, and it's deflected off my
back and goes around you. My back is frozen like
hath By the end of an episode, You're you're sitting
pretty over there. Now I'm painful for me.
Speaker 1: No, I'm freezing as well. But it's important to understand
that this is a podcast studio. It's very expensive equipment
in here. We can't live in the terrarium that you
want to exist in. Okay, it's nonsense. You've been this
has been explained so many times.
Speaker 3: Okay, I want to trade seats, then.
Speaker 1: I would love to trade seats. I mean, it might
throw off the usual a little bit, but let's treat seats.
If that will, if that will, keep this room to
a modest temperature, Let's please fuck change seats.
Speaker 3: Okay, speaking of heat.
Speaker 1: Are you a lizard? Are you a lizard? Are you
a lizard? Go to patreon dot com slash another podcast
network for a summerhouse in Rhode Island.
Speaker 3: So he shuts up. Will you put on the air
conditioning please? Klin just but don't.
Speaker 1: No, no, no, he's switching the show. He can't, he
can't do it.
Speaker 3: Okay, but I don't want it so that my back,
like a like seals, will be scared of it because
it's too cold. All right, this was an insane episode.
Speaker 1: It kind of was an insane episode.
Speaker 3: Yeah, Barbie coming in hot, Hi Barbie, Barbie friend of
the show. I told her you should have been here
all season. What the hell were they thinking with that
Mikey character. He was an absolute waste of space and air.
Speaker 1: Oh, I don't think Barbie would have lasted an entire season.
I mean, Barbie may have, but the dynamic.
Speaker 3: Here's the question. All Mikey did was annoy people. He
wasn't fun at all.
Speaker 1: H D H O D.
Speaker 3: Dare I say he detracted from the enjoyment of the
television program. Oh, they're like, but two is not on
the show. But tool sure, she's not on the show.
Speaker 1: She doesn't detract from the show.
Speaker 3: She takes a space up for someone that could add
to the show.
Speaker 1: Caitlyn, what'd you do? It's it's it kind of that
now now I'm getting in terms of temp, I'm getting, like,
you know those pumps that they use to blow up
Bouncy Cay Cleopatra.
Speaker 3: What do you need a big fucking fan over your head.
It's a podcast. You can deal with it for forty
five minutes.
Speaker 1: I mean, what'd you do but set it to seventy
seven with a fan? I mean, it's it's almost worse.
I have to say, no, it's fine. Yeah, are you
jumping into your pots right now?
Speaker 3: Well kind of, I guess Okay. Balkan Biscuit continues to
be amazing TV. The fact that humans are trapped on
the boat with her, it just adds another element of danger.
Speaker 1: Yeah, you know what, I'd love that you brought that
up like that, because actually being on a boat with
Ellie is a little bit like John Carpenter's the thing.
Speaker 3: It's fucking horrifying, except you know where it is.
Speaker 1: My favorite part, Yeah, my favorite part. Yeah, it's the
the fucking husky. His skin's exploded everywhere. But he's just
the galley hand, so you know you're gonna be in there.
My favorite part was when Ellie goes, I'm so happy
to have Barbie here. Everybody's so gossipy, okay, Ellie. Ellie's
losing her mind and.
Speaker 3: I love Ellie. I think Ellie doesn't do well in
situations like.
Speaker 1: This, what like being around being around people?
Speaker 3: Okay, good luck, Okay. Yeah, I loved it. Yeah, I
thought it was a great episode all over the place.
Ben continues like I've fallen in love with Ben. I understand,
I've come around to him. Why fans love him? But
maybe they love him because he's the lovable idiot. And
I was gonna use the word loser, Okay, but I
think that's too.
Speaker 1: Harsh, right, Thank god you didn't use it.
Speaker 3: But to be a forty five year old man with
lots of lots of issues, including.
Speaker 1: Can't roll a sushi roll to save your life, I
think that'd probably be the biggest problem.
Speaker 3: Trust issues, substance issues, but drinking ale Yeah, and uh gee,
that I will say that. I think that move worked
out for him at the tail end of this episode. Somehow.
I think he ends up in a guest cabin with
Jenna later in the episode.
Speaker 1: Yeah, I believe he does.
Speaker 3: But you know, just a crazy episode. I'm gonna give
it who This was one of the best ones of
the season. Fourteen knots.
Speaker 1: Yeah, I think it was a fourteen knot episode as well.
Damn near perfect score. Daisy versus Ellie is a gift
that keeps on giving. Ellie is being now a fan
of the show, friend of the show around multiple times,
not a fan of how Ellie is conducting yourself board
par stamps or whatever the fuck this thing is called. Okay,
kind of pressure cooker insanity kind of stuff from Ellie.
When Ben, who hates Daisy, is siding with Daisy, You're
in the wrong, my dear. That's fourteen pots. Let's kick
get that fuck off.
Speaker 3: We begin with shrimp stealing fingergate.
Speaker 1: That's true. Last week, you'll recall Daisy ripped the remains. No,
Ellie had ripped the rebaides of the shrimp out of
Daisy's hands because she wasn't dexterous enough. Ellie is a
culinary professional, also known as somebody who was willing to describe.
She had off the toilets, but is fine just doing
food stuff, including dallasing scrambled eggs with Dawn.
Speaker 3: I'm gonna do a meanwhile here. Meanwhile, during dinner service,
one of the guests say, after taking a bite of
Ben's food, I quote.
Speaker 1: This great.
Speaker 3: Yeah, it's actually good.
Speaker 1: Yeah.
Speaker 3: Uh. The use of the word actually would imply very
low expectations.
Speaker 1: Oh you know what, I think that later on in
this episode, we will see one of the guests say
that she just got done with the Michelin crawl and
that this food is superior.
Speaker 3: I the sushi's Maybe she went to a beer crawl
at a tire show.
Speaker 1: Yeah, I'm not sure. I think that probably was, was it?
I'm sorry, Michelin. Did you drink with a bunch of
fucking tire guys one afternoon? Is that what you call it?
The sushi looks like it was sent through a tornado
before it hits the plate. I mean, I don't know
what the fuck we're talking about, but I think it was.
One of the guests. One of the guests at this
dinner says, if I had to eat one food for
the rest of my life. It would be a potato.
I think this is the same woman who last week
said she was stuck in an elevator, and I think
this woman just says shit like this and you gotta
go eleanor we don't have time for your nonsense tonight.
What did you print that out on a card?
Speaker 3: But good to do.
Speaker 1: The other guests do not understand the assignment. Okay, she says,
there's one food I would eat for the rest of
my life. It would be a potato. Now, a lot
of people would agree with that. Carbohydrates, you know, it
can keep you going. Right now, I don't think it's
the right choice, but it's definitely not ice cream, which
is one of those but one of those buzzo's that
I mean, you would be fucking dead if all you
ate was ice cream. Okay, come on, So Ellie heads
into chat with Ben.
Speaker 3: Well, it's worth reporting before she does. Daisy walks off
and after quote unquote verbally attacking the Balkan Biscuit, and
then the Balkan Biscuit reports that attack to Ben. Yes,
the attack, the attack, Yes, the verbal attack.
Speaker 1: Right. Daisy essentially stole her person, hit her in the head.
Speaker 3: Well, yeah, she verbally attacked her right now in order
to take the temperature down, Ben realizes, and keeping with
the theme of using extremely exag exaggerated language, who refers
to their squabble as.
Speaker 1: War, right? A war? Yes? Yes, yes, yeah, Now we
slip into these patterns right when we're conversing. You know,
you and I compare a lot of things to war.
But it's important to remember that war as a racket.
But also if you've read or seen All Quiet on
the Western Front, there's a scene where German should soldiers
stabbed another one in the throat with a bayonet and
then has to listen to him for forty minutes cry
for his mother, and he can't cry well because his
throat is ripped to pieces. So that's war, that's war.
Was that too much No? No, I think I think
it was a little bit. No.
Speaker 3: I think it's a great example. So you're saying that
that that's that's that's not even close to a two
people fighting over okay.
Speaker 1: There over shrimp and who dangled it on the lip
of the cocktail thing, and to them it is war. Okay,
But but I have to say, this is deplorable behavior
from Ellily now, I wouldn't I wouldn't get upset about
this if Ellie didn't do like, if Ellie just stayed consistent,
had Denzel energy the whole way through, it wouldn't be
a problem. But the meekness and the but why, that's like, no,
I don't want to do that. That is yucky. So
Jenna attempted to do recon Fine, what Ellie and Ben
we're talking about. Unfortunately, Batool, who's not on the show,
was trying to talk to him. She goes, I don't
know your name. I'm trying to hear these people. Okay,
she goes, I know, but I want to tell you
my father does not like gay people. It's like, okay,
I got it.
Speaker 3: I think we got that.
Speaker 1: Got it. So Daisy calls, by the.
Speaker 3: Way, I was trying to get us an interview with Batool.
Speaker 1: Oh really yeah?
Speaker 3: And I was, hey, thanks are coming on the show. Yeah, yeah,
thanks for coming on the show. All right?
Speaker 1: It was right? Would it be funny if if she
just didn't exist? It was like a she was like
a Shutter Island character the entire season. Doesn't exist. Not real?
Well who called those distances? We don't know?
Speaker 3: Damn. Okay, so okay, So Daisy does something stupid here.
She pulls her two stews together to kind of tell them,
tell them what's taking place in the galley. Right, You
gotta kind of keep the a little bit of separation
between what's going on between you and Ellie and then
your suits, because you're just gonna rile them up.
Speaker 1: Daisy's being cool, mom, Oh she's being cool.
Speaker 3: Mom.
Speaker 1: You can't be cool, mom. When you're a boss, you
can't be cool. Mom.
Speaker 3: Yeah, don't be cool, mom.
Speaker 1: They're your employees. They're not your friend.
Speaker 3: Yeah. Next thing you know, you'll be smoking cigarettes with them.
Speaker 1: The next thing you know, you'll have track marks with them.
You know what's that one where they shoot into the sore?
Is that a requiem?
Speaker 3: Oh?
Speaker 1: That movie Jesus Christ, that's a one timer. Yeah? I
have not seen that movie twice. Who needs to see
that movie twice?
Speaker 3: So do you wana that producers sued me because my
tour buses going by his mansion and he is like,
if you if you guys keep doing that, I'm gonna
sue you. And then he sued me, and then I said,
all right, let's work this out. I didn't think you
were going to really sue me. So we made up,
and his daughter's birthday was around the corner. I said,
I'm gonna give you four tour buses for the day
for your daughter and all our friends.
Speaker 1: Oh wow.
Speaker 3: And then he agreed to drop the lawsuit.
Speaker 1: That's amazing.
Speaker 3: And he produced Requiem for a Dream.
Speaker 1: That's Hollywood.
Speaker 3: That's Hollywood.
Speaker 1: That that's how you do it. Okay, you shake hands
and you move on. Hey. Everyone, today's episode's brought to
you by Blissy. Love Blissy, I love Blissy. I had
no idea that cotton and satin were causing just disgusting
things to happen to my hair, my face when I sleep,
but it kind of does. Yeah, that's why you should
feel like the Sultan of Brunei with a silk pillow.
Speaker 3: Oh yeah, I got a little personal story. Yeah, quintin
my two year old, he's been waking up at five
thirty in the morning, going, Daddy, I want to go
out on the couch and watch TV with you, and
you know I don't want to do that. No, And
I'm like, how do I get this kid back to bed? Well?
I lent him my blissy pillow, and you know, wouldn't
it just worked like magic. He said, you know what, Daddy,
I'm okay, I'll lay on this pillow.
Speaker 1: I bet his skin looks so healthy.
Speaker 3: And he slept until ten Yeah, like a drunker, so crazy.
Speaker 1: You'll get healthier skin in weeks. It reduces fine lines,
wrinkles and sleep creases, helps prevent breakouts as well, and
the added benefits of silk. Okay, this is my favorite
thing about the Bliss the Blissy. This is my favorite
thing about the Blissly Okay, it's breathable. Oh yeah, you
know that. I don't like it to be hot. Okay,
they say the cold side of the pillow is the best.
It's all cold and breathable with Blissy. Now, because you're
a listener, Blissy's offering sixty nights risk free plus an
additional thirty percent off when you shop at Blissy dot
com slash bad tv. That's b l I s s
y dot com slash bad tv and use code bad
tv to get an additional thirty percent off your skin
and hair. Well, thank you. Today's episode has brought to
you by Lola.
Speaker 3: Lola. I love Lola.
Speaker 1: I love Lola. You know I went to my buddy's
house the other day. Oh your buddy, yep, shut up.
At seven o'clock in the morning, we're gonna watch Manchester
United versus Liverpool. Okay, Now, he is a bit of
an alcoholic, so he was up all night drinking.
Speaker 3: Oh boy, he was excited for the game.
Speaker 1: I don't know. He's excited for the game. He was
trying to turn turn a night into a morning, right,
and who could blame him. I go into that house.
He is wrapped up. Looks like Voldemort when he was
a baby. You know, He's wrapped up in a Lola blanket.
I go, what is that? And he said, the only
thing that is saving me right now? I go, is
that a Lola blanket? He goes, It's the best blanket
I've ever had. I go, you know they're a podcast sponsor.
He goes, What I could have gotten whatever your discount
off is? I go, yeah, you could have. He goes,
you know what, I'm going to order another one. Let
me know what the promos.
Speaker 3: Well, I would have said, if you weren't drinking so much,
forget about that, forget about it.
Speaker 1: Okay, let me tell you about Lola. Okay, Lola's the
world's number one blanket crafty with ultra stuff, luxury fau
for and it's signature four way stretch that sets it apart. Okay,
one Lola instantly elevates your space. You can go from
a bachelor pad to an elevated bachelor pad. You can
go to a family home to an elevated family home. Okay.
Lola blankets are beautiful. They're aesthetic masterpieces, and they have
over twenty thousand and five star reviews. Once you feel it,
you'll know why. It comes in a range of sizes.
We have the XL because Lola sent us blanket. So
we're greedy, little fat pigs. We said, send us the XL. Oh.
Speaker 3: Yeah, I want to take up as much in my
room as possible.
Speaker 1: For a limited time, our listeners can get forty percent
off select Lola blankets with code bad TV at checkout.
Just gead to Lola Blankets dot com and use code
bad TV to get forty percent off your order. After
you purchase, they will ask you where you heard about them.
Please support our show and let them know that we
sent you. Wrap yourself in luxury with Lola blankets. So
Juwel likes Jenna no way. Joel contracted to a female unbelievable.
Eddie has problems with Jenna in the jacuzzi with Juwau.
I don't understand this. You know, at some point someone
says that she's flirting with everybody on the boat. What
are we talking about. She's not flirting with Juau. Okay,
she's upstairs. She was mocking him last week. She said
happy birthday and left in his face. Okay, she's not
into Joel. All right, this whole thing is getting very overblown.
Speaker 3: But but what's what's happened, And it's it's it's kind
of Jenna's fault, but not really your fault, as you
see at the end, a little misstep on her part,
sending a text like never getting no caught and like
you can't get it cut not in riding.
Speaker 1: That's what throat out those meetings the bottom of a
parking lot.
Speaker 3: Great example, great example, Thank you. Yeah.
Speaker 1: I like to think of us as a regular old
Woodward and burnsteam.
Speaker 3: You know me anyway, Yeah, so, but anyway, you know,
she's got bent all jealous. He's acting like a douche
jealous girl. Juice bag, douchebag, juice bag. And then you
got Eddie doing the same thing. So naturally everything that
they see. When she's talking to a guy, now she's
it's driving him.
Speaker 1: Nuts, but calm down. So Ellie's pissed about the whole thing.
And also Juau has a pearl earring. It's important to
note what is that? So Eddie compliments Jenna on her
hair and is it me or does jennas sound blacked
out like all the time?
Speaker 3: Well, she told us about that she had a speak
a littleiment.
Speaker 1: But I don't know, maybe it's that. Let me know
in the comments if you also think Jenna's blacked out
all the time. I don't think she is, but let
me know if you should think she is. Okay, so
we head to bed, Daisy and Joao have a chat
about how shitty Ellie is, and then Ben, Poor Ben
is stuck between two truly horrifying women, Daisy on one hand,
who can get to a tend pretty quickly, and Ellie,
who is the thing. Now, when you put it like that,
it's a pretty easy choice. Do you want your liver
to turn into a fourth leg? No? Appease that one.
Speaker 3: You know, my favorite character in that is Wilford Brimley. Yeah,
when they got him locked up in an outhouse. Yeah,
and he's like, now come on, let me hear.
Speaker 1: I guide to Wilfred. You have diabetes.
Speaker 3: That poor bastard. I've said this on the podcast before.
He was forty nine when he's in cucud. Yeah, he's
playing a rest home patient.
Speaker 1: Yeah, he's a hideous man.
Speaker 3: Is he dead, Yeah, he's been dead for a while.
Speaker 1: Really yeah, rest in peace. So get in the comments,
let us know your favorite Wilford Brimley memories. We had
to bed. I already mentioned that we rise for the
next day and the two h Od's meet on the
sun deck, but not before Jason gives a little tour
of the crow's nest to one of the guests. He says,
he says, you know, I've driven bites way bigger than this,
and I actually drive said bites into a fucking marino.
I almost climbed dozens of law lives. But it wasn't
my fault. It was because a bunch of women are
ruckpay fucking yap. I goes, oh, well, I got the
I got the trust.
Speaker 3: He says, Uh, Jason was being kind of passive aggressive,
I guess because because the nice charter guest goes, hey,
Captain Jason, I hope I'm not bothering. He goes, no, no, no, no,
I can't do the accident. He says, Now, there was
a time where there was four cackling bitches up here.
I couldn't hear my fucking self think. And then I ran,
uh this entire ship into the goddamn deck. I almost
killed a bunch of fucking people many, but I got
away with it because I'm good looking.
Speaker 1: Okay, thank you for the Thank you so much. No problem.
Any time Sabatoula is given a chance to dock the boat,
she says that it's really tough to be a woman
in this industry and that her father is intolerant. We
got it. Let's get to Daisy and Ben. Daisy understands,
or demonstrate to marvelous understanding of what Ellie is attempting
to do. Now it's obvious to us, but easy. She's
got some street smarts because she she's not seeing everything
that days that Ellie's doing, but she has it all
in front of her on the board. She's just like,
this is hey, your your fucking stove rat is causing
me a lot of problems. Okay, figure it the fuck out.
Speaker 3: Isn't interesting how alliances can change in an instant on
these vessels.
Speaker 1: Yeah, even in real world.
Speaker 3: Yeah, it's true.
Speaker 1: So everyone goes to medical school in Dublin and they
all did that, and the eggs do not have soap.
Now the pancakes come out and one of the guests says,
oh my god, it's a heart. Did you do that
for me? No, that's not a heart, it's an oblong mistake.
And uh yeah. Ben's like, oh, yeah, I did that
for you. No, it looks like I don't know, I
bloated organ, but sure, yeah, it's all I made it
for you. So we are meeting a new stew today.
Last time she was on Charger, evidently she fought with
her chief stew a lot and she's a rider die
for Ellie, and well, Ellie's really excited because she's going
to have her back. No matter what, Ellie, nobody needs
to have anybody's back. Okay, we're serving eggs with soap.
We're going to pizza shops and getting blacked out and
waking up and doing it again. Ellie is deep in
the trenches of the game of Wars and it just
does not exist.
Speaker 3: I think we're trying to say, is the Steaks are
very sure. Now, of course this is troubling. As word
goes about the boat, it travels fast. Alicia and Jenna
they're troubled by this because they know now she's going
to have a friend to go to war for her.
And I had no idea that Barbie and the Balkans
had this kind of friendship.
Speaker 1: Me neither. But yeah, it's a little bit like having
a campaign manager for student body president run like and
smear campaigns and all that. It's just seventh graders, you know, Yeah,
you know what we're talking about.
Speaker 3: Yeah, election. Yeah, I my buddy Lance. I've told this
story before in the eighth grade before we were end
of the year, before we're about to go to our
freshman year, which is the new school. We were going
to elect a president. So we had to vote my
buddy Lance, I'm his campaign manager and okay, yeah, And
so we had a jock that was running right, and
we had a nerd okay, And I'm like, okay, so no, no, no,
I'm like Lance, Lance was right in the middle. I'm
right in the middle. I'm kind of friends with all
the groups. I'm like, okay, Lance, this is what we're
gonna do. They're gonna divide the vote. You're gonna win this,
we're gonna do. We're gonna get the goth kids, We're
gonna get all the weirdos, We're gonna get the delinquents,
the druggies. Quite a coalition we're building here. That is
a big We're gonna get the slots. We're gonna get
and we're gonna get them because we're friends with all
those people, because we don't have judgment here. And you
know what, on election day, we fucking won.
Speaker 1: Yeah. It's a story of the power of the center.
The center is the sirens song for the sluts and
the weirdos and the druggies. Right, So, Jenny, my.
Speaker 3: God, he ran us into the ground that freshman year.
Speaker 1: Oh yeah, yeah, yeah.
Speaker 3: He never ran for public school office again, public.
Speaker 1: Office ever again.
Speaker 3: Yeah, he drives a drives a truck.
Speaker 1: Now. Debt just ballooned the debt.
Speaker 3: Yeah, it didn't go well. I don't think he wanted
to finish his term. But you know me, as a
campaign manager, I was the winner.
Speaker 1: Yeah.
Speaker 3: I even wrote speeches for him.
Speaker 1: You're a speech writer. Wow.
Speaker 3: Cocaine and all vending machines.
Speaker 1: Hey, yeah you were. You're like John from Potsea of America.
Speaker 3: What what John Favreau?
Speaker 1: Yeah, John Fabrau, who's that? It's a guy who's has
the same name as John Favrau, but he's just an
Obama speech rather okay, and it's like, is nobody going
to talk about this? This is crazy?
Speaker 3: He has the same name. This is the guy who
directed Iron Man.
Speaker 1: Yeah, and who could forget chef?
Speaker 3: It's great?
Speaker 1: Can I tell you Cuban sandwiches don't move me? For
that to be the climactic thing at the end of
that movie. It's like, oh my god, we we did
all this beautiful food stuff and now we're just making
Cuban sandwich.
Speaker 3: I had a dude show up here. This was like
a year and a half ago. He was so excited
and we had a bunch of families over. He goes,
I want to make everyone my famous cubanist and I'm like, yeah, okay.
He brought the like the Panini press, all that bullshit.
I took a bite out of this goddamn thing.
Speaker 1: You don't like pork.
Speaker 3: Not only that, whatever, it was like there had to
be a quart of mayonnaise or wherever the fuck Alioli.
I was like, oh my god. I'm like, hmm, oh my,
oh my god, this is a I have two more.
Speaker 1: No, Patrick, I didn't bring enough bread. Oh damn, good
for you for faking it. So Jenna is concerned. She
doesn't like Kelly, she doesn't wontter having any allies. She says,
birds of a feather flock together or whatever the fucking
saying is, and she says, we don't need any more
pigeons on this boat. Jenna's got it, Okay, we want
to see Jenna back on our TV. So we are
because think about like everything that you want in a
c rat in her position to do for a season,
she's done. We've got a love triangle, we've got wit,
we've got feuds with other decies, we've competence, you know,
it's all there. Gotta have her back on TV. So
we're eventually introduced to Barbie. She is back, and evidently
I completely forgot that Barbie flipped out and melted down
starts screaming at her clothes and stuff. Last season.
Speaker 3: Don't remember that scene?
Speaker 1: Isn't that crazy?
Speaker 3: Completely?
Speaker 1: Are we being gas lipp by Bravo's television?
Speaker 3: Maybe they didn't show that scene in the original edit.
Speaker 1: I don't think they did, Calen, do you remember that scene?
Speaker 3: I don't.
Speaker 1: Did you watch it? I did not. Okay, that's unbelievable.
So Alicia's you beat me on a tactic cat Aliica's
gone fishing, and she's, uh, she's really looking up. She's
having a very good day because she's with these people
and they're lovely, these lovely doctors.
Speaker 3: And more importantly, no Mikey, no Mikey.
Speaker 1: Now Poseidon beside himself awards this nice group of doctors
with a massive wahoo and too baby tuna, which are
too small and need to be thrown back. I don't understand.
How do you catch How is it legal to catch
these little tiny they grow to be these massive fish.
They're like this big. It's tune on the size of football.
You gotta throw that back. Come on, let's be better.
God damn Cale and you like fish? I love fish? Okay.
Speaker 3: So Daisy sits down with Jenna for a reset after
realizing the balk and Biscuit has taken everyone to the
dark side and she wants some positive energy and some
good vibes. Yeah, So her and Jenna agree to have
the new sto come in and start like fresh with
new beginnings, and Daisy gets off to an amazing start.
She texts Fraser to ask what he thinks of Barbie,
and he said Barbie's a pain in the ass. And
then Daisy immediately reports to Jay Wild that.
Speaker 1: You know, I mean jadab Yeah JDub.
Speaker 3: That Barbie's pain in the ass.
Speaker 1: Yeah.
Speaker 3: So she had great start there with that positive.
Speaker 1: It's so funny because Daisy texts him and god, I
love Fraser. He's like, we cut back to the moment
where she's like, you're you're you're acting like I'm this bitch.
You're treating me like a bitch because you are a bitch.
That's why I'm treating you that way. But really quickly though,
there's a lot of pomp and circumstance. Oh well, Daisy,
Fraser texts her, not my favorite stubborn but a good worker.
Daisy goes he fucking hated her. I guess you read
between the tea leaves.
Speaker 3: But I hope one day all of us can have
the ability to manifest positive energy like that. Yeah, for sure,
you know, way to go, Daisy.
Speaker 1: It's a superpower. Now Barbie hits the boat and there's
a lot of pomp and circumstance around Barbie's entry. I mean,
we've got we've got mission impossible shots of her riding
in the tender. There's a lot of stuff here. And
she sees Ellie almost first. The two of them absolutely
flip out. Barbie asks Ellie if she's a Sioux chef.
Ellie says yes, and it's important to set the record straight.
She is not. She's a chef' she's a chef's assistant
who two charters ago almost killed paying guests. Okay, that
soap did not look like it if you, Dawn, I
don't know. There's something about the blue hue. I feel
like I could consume a fair bit of that and
I'd be Okay. They wash penguins off and oil spills
with it, Okay, you probably Anyways, she's a danger to
everyone around her.
Speaker 3: Yeah, but those those gay guys, they weren't penguins Stelen.
Speaker 1: They kind of were. They walked like penguins. Okay. So
the hugs between sus Chef Alley and Barbie and the
sux chef or no, Barbie and Jenna are very different hugs. Okay,
Jenna and Barbie do not get off to a good start.
And this hug is ice cold, but we'll get there.
So Ellie's walking around with an extremely smug look on
her face, like she's gained a rung in the Game
of Wars. Now, the thing about the Game of Wars
is that at well, how would you describe the game
of Oars?
Speaker 3: The Game of Oars? Oh well, I mean it's a well,
it's very similar Game of Thrones, except well, Game of
Thrones had steaks like life or death and whatnot, and
this has none of that. Okay, got people fighting over nothing.
Speaker 1: Yeah, Now it's important to note that I think the
message of Game of Thrones was that this, this conflict,
this subtrifuge, this deceit, and this blood is all for
not because there are bigger things in the universe than
our for our toils or foibles whatever. There are dragons
and there are night zombies, right, so there's there's more
important things out there. Right, So you think the Game
of throats that thing with all those steaks, The point
of it was that it means nothing. Now, let's get
it became a bar. Let's get it even less. It's
even less than nothing. So Allie, come on, just be
nice to people. It's crazy.
Speaker 3: Yeah, by the way, and this is the point where
Barbie just comes in hot. She hugs Jenna, and Jenna
tells us through the interview, oh, Barbie's pretty. And then
Barbie tells us, Hey, Jenna, what's with that resting bitch face?
Speaker 1: Yeah?
Speaker 3: Wow's up?
Speaker 1: Yeah, And then it's not good. It's just simply not good.
Now Jenna gives Barbie a little debrief on the situation
a foot with her and the men, and uh, Barbie's
new thing is being nice. And I think that she
does really well because the the first foot forward that
Jenna puts is not a great one. She essentially says
welcome with about everybody's obsessed with me. It's an awkward
thing have to interact with. But the guests arrive back
with whares. Okay, they've got their walk, they've got their tuna.
And I thought Ben was literally gonna say, turn around
and get it out of here. Okay, we've got spring
rolls that we're gonna do already and a steak that
I've overcooked. I do not need the fish. Get it
out of here. But to his credit, he breaks the
fish down and he serves sushi that looks like it
was made in and a sad I can't I can't
really speak right now, but anyways, but we get a
bunch of meanwhiles before this.
Speaker 3: Thing was the most this point of the show. This
part of the show stuck out to me. This is
where Ben approaches Jenna while she's at the bar, and
I'm gonna call Ben at this particular scene, bad move Ben.
He goes up to her and he brings up that
the Balkan Biscuit had told him that when the Balkan
Biscuit was watching Jenna and Juwau in the the Jigouzzi. Yes,
they were all over each other in the hot top.
This is Ben saying that Ellie had told him this,
and he essentially kind of accuses her of doing it.
He doesn't say, well, I don't think you did that,
so he essentially says, you know, you're.
Speaker 1: Talking about bad move Ben, Bad move Ben.
Speaker 3: And I think at this point I thought he was done.
I was like, you, your chances with Jenna just died.
With those comments. You're essentially calling her a slut or something.
Speaker 1: Yeah. Bad move Ben, Yeah.
Speaker 3: And then he goes back to the balk and biscuit,
and he's like, hey.
Speaker 1: You were telling the truth.
Speaker 3: Yeah, you show what you saw? Well, I mean it
was dark, ben Yeah.
Speaker 1: In fact, I could have made the entire thing up.
I was very sleep deprived. Come on, I just called
her a slut. I just called her a slam pig.
I went up there and called her a slam pig.
Speaker 3: All right, we got that word from the other show
we recap.
Speaker 1: Yeah, So before dinner, I want to say good on Daisy,
Ellie and Benner working in the galley.
Speaker 2: She goes, hey, Jool, come rub my shoulders for ten minutes.
Speaker 1: This is diabolic. Maybe daisies the thing? Holy gow Wow.
Now Ellie is so pissed off that she shuts the door.
Speaker 3: This was crazy too.
Speaker 1: We never see that door closed. That door has never closed.
Speaker 3: Wow, that was crazy.
Speaker 1: So we get to dinner.
Speaker 3: Well, I want to ask you this, what's your thoughts
I'm gonna sound like a city slicker here, what's your
thoughts on eating eating fish you caught three hours earlier?
Speaker 1: I don't know enough about fish. Not a big fish guy.
But you know, it's often it's been told to me
often that you don't treated fish is better than fish
right out of the ocean, right, okay, because there's a
little gristle and uh, you know, it's like the skin
is not quite the flesh doesn't want to be dead.
It's still fighting a little bit, you know.
Speaker 3: Speaking of fighting, because I would have been one of
those charter guests at the table who had caught the fish,
I'd be like, which fish is this? Was this the
one that was bounced around and we uh we clubbed
it in the head to death?
Speaker 1: Yeah?
Speaker 3: Oh? Or was it the one that we pulled in
with the hook and its eyeball?
Speaker 1: Yeah, this is the eyeball, the one we spirited in
the eyeball? Oh, so you know how fish are dumb.
It tried to eat the hook, it missed, It went
through his eyeball. Then we dragged it around the ocean
through its eyeball for about seven minutes.
Speaker 3: And then it bounced on the deck and then we
beat it with a great This is the this.
Speaker 1: Is the circle of life. Okay, this is how things
are consumed. Okay, But I will say, you know, people
talk about the brutality of nature. Let's say a great
white chart comes along on this wants this wahoo all
it does, it bites it now it's impaled. It's in
a lot of pain, but it's gonna be dead soon.
What we've done is lance it through the eye and
drag it through the ocean for almost ten minutes. I
think we're worse, but anyways, this is brutal stuff. This
is how we eat animals. You know, you gotta pay
attention to it. So let's get to dinner from around
the world. First up Japan, and that means mangled sushi
cut with a fish knife by Elly. You know how.
You know it's a common trope, right that sushi chefs
and you don't even touch a blade for seven years.
You're working on the word, you're working on the rice.
Ben just goes, hey, uh okay, galleyhand.
Speaker 3: Here, take that thing. I don't know, fucking cut whatever.
Speaker 1: Take this knife. I just use to pry the meat
off these bones and slice the sushi rolls with it. Okay,
this is better than that Michelin crawl. This is so good. Now.
Ellie gives Daisy a little tip for plating for the
second course. She says, we want the bone at two o'clock,
and Daisy says, oh, like we've done the entire season. Now,
little snippy from Daisy. But I also think every bone
thing they do is at two o'clock and Ellie's in
this kind of manic contest with her, and Daisy's like,
shut the fuck up about two o'clock. Okay, I know,
leave it alone.
Speaker 3: I think I said this before Ellie has a uh
I'm gonna use the word odd, but I mean something
more unhealthy, an unhealthy obsession with Juwau at this point,
don't you think I do?
Speaker 1: I agree? Okay, yeah, I completely agree with you.
Speaker 3: Yeah, we have called her the thing.
Speaker 1: It's horrifying. Yeah, she saw joow A Jay Well aka
j Dubb and I think the third episode and she said,
I want him to inseminate me. Hmmm, that's an intense you.
Speaker 3: Know, yeah, sentiment when Ellie loves she loves hard. Yeah,
maybe it's that.
Speaker 1: Yeah, I think that's it. So let's get to the
second course. It's a great dish, Sprai's lambshank with curried
garbanzo beans. It's it's daring to give uh Indian primaries
Indian food, you know, and he did it well. Now
it's important to note that in this dinner wherein we
went around the world, we went to two countries. Oh,
went to Japan and then India. Now imagine if somebody
said they went around the world traveling. You said, where
do you go? Japan? And then we went to India
and we came home. Say in Asia, you didn't really
go around the world, did you. Well, technically we did.
We flew.
Speaker 3: Yeah, we went Japan and then we went east.
Speaker 1: We went east and then back to New York. We're
gone for three days, okay, twelve pots. Wow.
Speaker 3: Let's Meanwhile in the galley, Daisy and the Balkan Biscuit
continue to hate each other, and a couple of minutes later,
Balkan Biscuits sarcastically, still seeing Joel sitting at the table,
she said, I want to thank you for toning down
all that flirting with Daisy, and Joel says, we didn't.
The door was closed.
Speaker 1: That is one of the most unbelievable burns I've heard
in some time, because it instantaneously renders Ellie helpless. We
didn't tone it down, you shut the door. She's it's
like she got hit with a davia kadarva. She could
couldn't even say anything. She was like, oh my god,
I did shut the door.
Speaker 3: He said, it with a tinge definitely, certainly with snark,
but a tinge of anger too.
Speaker 1: And matter of factness. It was. It was there's no
splash ten out of ten. So Juel and Daisy head
to bed, and this is where Juel starts to We'll
get to later on in the episode when the Sea
Rats eat massive amounts of pizza and then go out
and drink a rum in front of a straight ox.
But Juao is doing the elly thing. He's doing the
basic instinct or whatever. The fatal attraction. The press is
very intense. He tells Daisy that he wants to cuddle again.
He's doing this thing where he's talking to her, Daisy,
please hold out and do not do this. Don't do this.
Speaker 3: Also, I stand by what my gut is telling me,
which is Jual loves the cameras more than he would
ever possibly like sleeping with Daisy, and this is all
for him to come off looking like a good guy
and also.
Speaker 1: Gives him another storyline. They gotta have like three storylines
throughout the season. Yes, that's how you do it. Okay.
So we get to the next day. Ellie is happy
that Barbie's on board because it's just a relief. Everyone
has been so goddamn gossipy, and now she has a
friend that she could just be real with. Ellie has
told a lie I think about every single person on
this boat in the last twelve hours. So Ellie's in
charge of eggs careful, and Jenna is doing this. She
lob thing with Eddie, just spinning him back into the web,
and Eddie is falling for it.
Speaker 3: Did I have to tell you the time that I
at personal story where I had a girl like Jenna
and she dumped me after about a month of us
hooking up. I mean, we're kind of dating, and she's like,
you know, I'm just I kind of don't want this.
This is like a little too intense for me right now.
I was like, I was upset for a couple of days,
and I was like all right, and then I'd be
she had a key to my apartment. I'd be sleeping
in my bed ready to wake up at like nine
in the morning, and she I'd hear my apartment door
open and then she just come in and like hang out,
watched you know, what the hell are you doing here?
Speaker 1: Yeah?
Speaker 3: Yeah, yeah, And then we'd start hooking up again for
like a couple more weeks, and then she'd go away again,
and then she'd come back, and finally I said, I'm
not a Now I'm done with this.
Speaker 1: You were dating a homeless woman, I think, so that's
what was happening. Yeah, you know, I was in a
subway today. It is a really ingenious magic trick that
a zombie tried to pull off. Comes in, reaches into
the trash can, finds an old cup oh, and then
goes can I get a water well and goes no,
I just saw you reaching the trash can. It's not yours.
Get out of here, and he scurried away, he screamed,
and then left.
Speaker 3: Okay, what a fucking amateur this cat is? Okay, I
had this down when I was twelve. You go to
a movie theater, yeah you uh, well, you go up
with multiple kids. You'd take a popcorn thing out right
out of the trash when you first get there. Well,
first off, you snuck into the movie, but that's how good.
That's a whole other story. You walk up to the
concession staying, you said, I dropped my popcorn, and then
they go, oh sure, and then as they're gonna refill,
you go, I'm sorry. Can I have a new container
and then they'll just give you a popcorn you didn't
pay for it live.
Speaker 1: Hack And that was back in the day when popcorn
was affordable.
Speaker 3: Oh, I went to go see Michael yesterday with my
two kids.
Speaker 1: Can I guess tell me what you got? A concessions,
I'll tell you what you paid.
Speaker 3: One popcorn love this game? Two slushies okay, slushies okay,
die coke for dad?
Speaker 1: Okay? How big were the slushies?
Speaker 3: Small? Sour patch kids? One they split, they split them.
That was at some point during when they were starting.
And then a mini pizza. Oh okay, mini pizza and tickets.
Speaker 1: So I'm not cutting the ticket.
Speaker 3: You got a factor and just give the total on everything. Popcorn,
one popcorn, two slushies, gummy bears, and a pizza.
Speaker 1: I'm gonna say sessions were around forty five dollars. The
tickets were eighteen each. Kids were probably fifteen. So I'm
not good at math, but that's a ninety that's a
ninety seven dollars day.
Speaker 3: It was one hundred and twenty dollars.
Speaker 1: Oh Jesus Christ, where'd you go? No?
Speaker 3: Ho that NoHo West? Oh yeah, yeah, ran into Mark
McGrath of Sugar Ray, Yeah, which I thought he was.
He looked like an elderly lesbian woman. And I saw
him from behind.
Speaker 1: Yeah yeah, yeah, Oh that's so nice an old lesbian woman.
Speaker 3: That's not because he had the uh he had the
uh those shoes, the medical shoes on. I'm like, woof, Yeah.
Speaker 1: Did you go up to him and say, hey, I
just want to fly? You didn't?
Speaker 3: No, okay anyway, and I didn't wuldn't do it. The
movie he danced his little ass off standing in the seats.
I'll say this about Michael Jackson. I looked around. The
movie was sold out for the three forty show on
a Saturday. Michael's legacy ain't going nowhere.
Speaker 1: No, he touched him, but people do not care.
Speaker 3: He don't care.
Speaker 1: It's unbelievable.
Speaker 3: He was a pedophile, his music and his performance and
him just as an icon. It transcends everything.
Speaker 1: All right. So Batool is going to be making the
calls now. The difficulty is she's not on the show,
so I don't know that.
Speaker 3: She's you know what, this didn't happen, Thank you.
Speaker 1: These people are so fucking nice. They loved the vacation.
They're gonna give it all the stars. But we have
to get to Barbie and Ellie, who have a chat
about Jenna.
Speaker 3: Talk some smack about her.
Speaker 1: Oh it's starting now. Ellie says, Joao and Jenna are
the two biggest snakes, and Barbie says, you know what
she's gonna do. I'm gonna hook up with everyone just
to have your back. Now, that's friends, Barbie, your father
is just recovering from breaking every bone in his body
from that building he jumped off two years ago. Okay,
now we get into the tip meeting.
Speaker 3: I was gonna say that this is difference between men
and women, Barbie announcing that she's gonna flirt with Eddie
just to help her friend out. A man wouldn't do this.
It's not a dude thing. If a dude wants to
get back at another dude, he doesn't flirt.
Speaker 1: He breaks a bottle of beer over his.
Speaker 3: No, he takes a shit in that dude's closet or something.
That's why we're more evolved. What were we going to.
Speaker 1: Say, Well, we are simple.
Speaker 3: Hey, why'd you do that?
Speaker 1: I was mad at you?
Speaker 3: Oh you didn't want to just flirt with my girlfriend.
Oh that's immature.
Speaker 1: No, that's why I took a shit on your your loves.
It really stunk, man, I know it's pretty pissed off.
It's good to the tip eating tip, beating a little light.
Speaker 3: I got say little light.
Speaker 1: Yeah, for such an incredible vacation, I would say a
little like.
Speaker 3: Okay, a couple charges back. We had twenty three thousand
for four days.
Speaker 1: Yeah, but we've also had really good tips.
Speaker 3: They were over tipping. It was a little light all right, well,
six star service, no helmet, and these guests were lovely.
Speaker 1: Now Eddie and Ben have a little chat. Yea, what's
going on here? What are we doing? Oh?
Speaker 3: Yeah, this is a good, good or bad move, because
now you've given each other information. Yeah, you're still at war.
Speaker 1: You still want to honestly, you know what you bring
up a very good point. If I'm Eddie and Ben,
I go, don't tell me anything. I want a fair fight, Okay.
I don't want to have any brotherly love with you
at all. Okay, but that's not what happens. Eddie shares
a little text with Ben. What did that text say?
Speaker 3: It basically said, I miss uh hugging you and hanging
out with you, and uh it's.
Speaker 1: It's a can't stop thinking about.
Speaker 3: You something along that ef fact. Now, I believe Eddie
thinks that text is going to squash Ben's chances. And
I would have thought that myself, but I don't think
you can deny the drunkenness that is Eddie.
Speaker 1: So yeah, he gets really drunk. He gets out there
on the dance floor and it's just like, do you
have seven children and a pocket protector? I mean, what
is going on with you?
Speaker 3: Dude?
Speaker 1: All right, so we head out for a night on
the town. At first, we have head to our favorite spot,
our favorite restaurant, Pizza Train. We'll have three meat lovers
and three Hawaiians. Now, Jenna is really pissed off that
Barbie and Eddie are chatting it up. Jenna, Bit, you
can't be mad at this, No, this is your modus operandi. Okay,
you can't get pissed off at Eddie for this, all right?
It's not okay now.
Speaker 3: And I love Jenna, but you kind of deserve this.
Speaker 1: Yeah, you do deserve it, and also don't be worried
about it. Let him do his thing. Barbie will be repulsed. Yeah, okay,
watch him move his hips like a virgin. Okay, let
him drink the nine shots of fireball that are ordered. Okay.
But this is where juwew and Daisy sit down and
have a little chat and Juwao turns into the fatal
attraction Luna tech. Like I mentioned, he he says, like,
you know, when we cuddled, it meant the world to me,
And Daisy's like, what the fuck are you talking about?
How long have you been a sea rat? If we
had a kid with each other, it wouldn't mean the world.
What do you what do you say? Calm down?
Speaker 3: I think she said something's wrong. Do you need a
cigarette or something?
Speaker 1: Yeah, let me get you a cigarette. Now. Ben is
playing the Jiao role that being not good at breaking
up with people. He goes over to Jenna and he says, Babe,
I think we need to pour a bunch of ice
in our bathtub, and she says, what the fuck are
you talking about? What did you just say? I think
I think we need to pour a bunch of ice
on our bathtub, baby.
Speaker 3: Yeah, and then then he gives a U. He recites
the text language which is inaccurate, but the gist is there.
But you know, breaking up with a girl that you're
not actually in a relationship with I thought it was
a little silly on his part.
Speaker 1: Yeah, we're through. You can you can come in and
get your get your dick pillow, take whatever assets you
have and move on with your life.
Speaker 3: And if you watch the trailer for next week, boy
shit goes sideways fast.
Speaker 1: Yeah, it turns out that Eddie will walk into a
morning after UH situation in the guest cabin and we'll
go on to call Ben a fucking prick. So we'll
see what happens next week. Until then, go to pagroon
dot com another podcast network for Summer House. The Reunion
is coming up. It's going to be fucking lit and
Rhode Island is fantastic. We love you very much. I'm
Dylan saying goo bye Pat, say goodbye Tal and take goodbye.
Speaker 3: Matt Sen Distinct in