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Speaker 2: She goes, Hey, Joelle, come rub my shoulders for ten minutes.

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Speaker 1: This is diabolic. Maybe Daisy's the thing. Holy cow, Hello,

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and welcome to another Brands baking episode of Bad TV.

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I'm Dylan.

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Speaker 3: That is pat permission to come aboard.

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Speaker 1: Kaylin. Do you have access to the temperature control?

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Speaker 3: I do not.

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Speaker 1: Oh, you got you gotta keep that out of his hands. Yeah.

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Speaker 3: Hey, I have the air conditioning right behind my back.

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You're sitting pretty over there, and it's deflected off my

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back and goes around you. My back is frozen like

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hath By the end of an episode, You're you're sitting

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pretty over there. Now I'm painful for me.

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Speaker 1: No, I'm freezing as well. But it's important to understand

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that this is a podcast studio. It's very expensive equipment

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in here. We can't live in the terrarium that you

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want to exist in. Okay, it's nonsense. You've been this

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has been explained so many times.

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Speaker 3: Okay, I want to trade seats, then.

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Speaker 1: I would love to trade seats. I mean, it might

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throw off the usual a little bit, but let's treat seats.

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If that will, if that will, keep this room to

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a modest temperature, Let's please fuck change seats.

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Speaker 3: Okay, speaking of heat.

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Speaker 1: Are you a lizard? Are you a lizard? Are you

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a lizard? Go to patreon dot com slash another podcast

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network for a summerhouse in Rhode Island.

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Speaker 3: So he shuts up. Will you put on the air

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conditioning please? Klin just but don't.

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Speaker 1: No, no, no, he's switching the show. He can't, he

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can't do it.

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Speaker 3: Okay, but I don't want it so that my back,

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like a like seals, will be scared of it because

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it's too cold. All right, this was an insane episode.

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Speaker 1: It kind of was an insane episode.

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Speaker 3: Yeah, Barbie coming in hot, Hi Barbie, Barbie friend of

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the show. I told her you should have been here

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all season. What the hell were they thinking with that

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Mikey character. He was an absolute waste of space and air.

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Speaker 1: Oh, I don't think Barbie would have lasted an entire season.

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I mean, Barbie may have, but the dynamic.

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Speaker 3: Here's the question. All Mikey did was annoy people. He

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wasn't fun at all.

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Speaker 1: H D H O D.

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Speaker 3: Dare I say he detracted from the enjoyment of the

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television program. Oh, they're like, but two is not on

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the show. But tool sure, she's not on the show.

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Speaker 1: She doesn't detract from the show.

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Speaker 3: She takes a space up for someone that could add

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to the show.

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Speaker 1: Caitlyn, what'd you do? It's it's it kind of that

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now now I'm getting in terms of temp, I'm getting, like,

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you know those pumps that they use to blow up

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Bouncy Cay Cleopatra.

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Speaker 3: What do you need a big fucking fan over your head.

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It's a podcast. You can deal with it for forty

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five minutes.

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Speaker 1: I mean, what'd you do but set it to seventy

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seven with a fan? I mean, it's it's almost worse.

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I have to say, no, it's fine. Yeah, are you

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jumping into your pots right now?

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Speaker 3: Well kind of, I guess Okay. Balkan Biscuit continues to

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be amazing TV. The fact that humans are trapped on

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the boat with her, it just adds another element of danger.

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Speaker 1: Yeah, you know what, I'd love that you brought that

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up like that, because actually being on a boat with

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Ellie is a little bit like John Carpenter's the thing.

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Speaker 3: It's fucking horrifying, except you know where it is.

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Speaker 1: My favorite part, Yeah, my favorite part. Yeah, it's the

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the fucking husky. His skin's exploded everywhere. But he's just

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the galley hand, so you know you're gonna be in there.

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to have Barbie here. Everybody's so gossipy, okay, Ellie. Ellie's

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losing her mind and.

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Speaker 3: I love Ellie. I think Ellie doesn't do well in

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Speaker 3: Okay, good luck, Okay. Yeah, I loved it. Yeah, I

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thought it was a great episode all over the place.

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Ben continues like I've fallen in love with Ben. I understand,

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I've come around to him. Why fans love him? But

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maybe they love him because he's the lovable idiot. And

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think that's too.

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Speaker 1: Harsh, right, Thank god you didn't use it.

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Speaker 3: But to be a forty five year old man with

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think that'd probably be the biggest problem.

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that I will say that. I think that move worked

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out for him at the tail end of this episode. Somehow.

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it who This was one of the best ones of

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the season. Fourteen knots.

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Speaker 1: Yeah, I think it was a fourteen knot episode as well.

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Damn near perfect score. Daisy versus Ellie is a gift

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that keeps on giving. Ellie is being now a fan

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of the show, friend of the show around multiple times,

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not a fan of how Ellie is conducting yourself board

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par stamps or whatever the fuck this thing is called. Okay,

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kind of pressure cooker insanity kind of stuff from Ellie.

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in the wrong, my dear. That's fourteen pots. Let's kick

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get that fuck off.

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Speaker 3: We begin with shrimp stealing fingergate.

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Speaker 1: That's true. Last week, you'll recall Daisy ripped the remains. No,

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Daisy's hands because she wasn't dexterous enough. Ellie is a

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culinary professional, also known as somebody who was willing to describe.

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food stuff, including dallasing scrambled eggs with Dawn.

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Speaker 1: This great.

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Speaker 3: Yeah, it's actually good.

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Speaker 1: Yeah.

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Speaker 3: Uh. The use of the word actually would imply very

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low expectations.

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Speaker 1: Oh you know what, I think that later on in

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this episode, we will see one of the guests say

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that she just got done with the Michelin crawl and

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that this food is superior.

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Speaker 3: I the sushi's Maybe she went to a beer crawl

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at a tire show.

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I'm sorry, Michelin. Did you drink with a bunch of

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fucking tire guys one afternoon? Is that what you call it?

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before it hits the plate. I mean, I don't know

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dinner says, if I had to eat one food for

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the rest of my life. It would be a potato.

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this woman just says shit like this and you gotta

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go eleanor we don't have time for your nonsense tonight.

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Speaker 3: But good to do.

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there's one food I would eat for the rest of

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my life. It would be a potato. Now, a lot

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of people would agree with that. Carbohydrates, you know, it

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can keep you going. Right now, I don't think it's

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the right choice, but it's definitely not ice cream, which

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ate was ice cream. Okay, come on, So Ellie heads

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Speaker 3: Well, it's worth reporting before she does. Daisy walks off

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and after quote unquote verbally attacking the Balkan Biscuit, and

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then the Balkan Biscuit reports that attack to Ben. Yes,

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the attack, the attack, Yes, the verbal attack.

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to take the temperature down, Ben realizes, and keeping with

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the theme of using extremely exag exaggerated language, who refers

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Speaker 1: War, right? A war? Yes? Yes, yes, yeah, Now we

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slip into these patterns right when we're conversing. You know,

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you and I compare a lot of things to war.

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the Western Front, there's a scene where German should soldiers

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stabbed another one in the throat with a bayonet and

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then has to listen to him for forty minutes cry

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for his mother, and he can't cry well because his

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throat is ripped to pieces. So that's war, that's war.

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Was that too much No? No, I think I think

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that that's that's that's not even close to a two

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of the cocktail thing, and to them it is war. Okay,

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from Ellily now, I wouldn't I wouldn't get upset about

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this if Ellie didn't do like, if Ellie just stayed consistent,

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had Denzel energy the whole way through, it wouldn't be

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a problem. But the meekness and the but why, that's like, no,

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I don't want to do that. That is yucky. So

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Jenna attempted to do recon Fine, what Ellie and Ben

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we're talking about. Unfortunately, Batool, who's not on the show,

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was trying to talk to him. She goes, I don't

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know your name. I'm trying to hear these people. Okay,

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she goes, I know, but I want to tell you

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my father does not like gay people. It's like, okay,

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Speaker 3: I think we got that.

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Speaker 3: And I was, hey, thanks are coming on the show. Yeah, yeah,

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thanks for coming on the show. All right?

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Speaker 1: It was right? Would it be funny if if she

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just didn't exist? It was like a she was like

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a Shutter Island character the entire season. Doesn't exist. Not real?

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Speaker 3: Damn. Okay, so okay, So Daisy does something stupid here.

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She pulls her two stews together to kind of tell them,

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tell them what's taking place in the galley. Right, You

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gotta kind of keep the a little bit of separation

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between what's going on between you and Ellie and then

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your suits, because you're just gonna rile them up.

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Speaker 1: Daisy's being cool, mom, Oh she's being cool.

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Speaker 3: Mom.

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Speaker 1: You can't be cool, mom. When you're a boss, you

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can't be cool. Mom.

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Speaker 3: Yeah, don't be cool, mom.

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Speaker 1: They're your employees. They're not your friend.

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Speaker 3: Yeah. Next thing you know, you'll be smoking cigarettes with them.

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Speaker 1: The next thing you know, you'll have track marks with them.

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You know what's that one where they shoot into the sore?

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Is that a requiem?

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Speaker 3: Oh?

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Speaker 1: That movie Jesus Christ, that's a one timer. Yeah? I

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have not seen that movie twice. Who needs to see

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that movie twice?

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Speaker 3: So do you wana that producers sued me because my

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tour buses going by his mansion and he is like,

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if you if you guys keep doing that, I'm gonna

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sue you. And then he sued me, and then I said,

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all right, let's work this out. I didn't think you

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were going to really sue me. So we made up,

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and his daughter's birthday was around the corner. I said,

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I'm gonna give you four tour buses for the day

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for your daughter and all our friends.

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Juwel likes Jenna no way. Joel contracted to a female unbelievable.

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Eddie has problems with Jenna in the jacuzzi with Juwau.

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I don't understand this. You know, at some point someone

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says that she's flirting with everybody on the boat. What

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are we talking about. She's not flirting with Juau. Okay,

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she's upstairs. She was mocking him last week. She said

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happy birthday and left in his face. Okay, she's not

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into Joel. All right, this whole thing is getting very overblown.

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Speaker 3: But but what's what's happened, And it's it's it's kind

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of Jenna's fault, but not really your fault, as you

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see at the end, a little misstep on her part,

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sending a text like never getting no caught and like

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you can't get it cut not in riding.

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Speaker 1: That's what throat out those meetings the bottom of a

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parking lot.

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Speaker 3: Great example, great example, Thank you. Yeah.

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Speaker 1: I like to think of us as a regular old

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Woodward and burnsteam.

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Speaker 3: You know me anyway, Yeah, so, but anyway, you know,

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she's got bent all jealous. He's acting like a douche

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jealous girl. Juice bag, douchebag, juice bag. And then you

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got Eddie doing the same thing. So naturally everything that

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they see. When she's talking to a guy, now she's

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it's driving him.

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Speaker 1: Nuts, but calm down. So Ellie's pissed about the whole thing.

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And also Juau has a pearl earring. It's important to

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note what is that? So Eddie compliments Jenna on her

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hair and is it me or does jennas sound blacked

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out like all the time?

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Speaker 3: Well, she told us about that she had a speak

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a littleiment.

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Speaker 1: But I don't know, maybe it's that. Let me know

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in the comments if you also think Jenna's blacked out

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all the time. I don't think she is, but let

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me know if you should think she is. Okay, so

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we head to bed, Daisy and Joao have a chat

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about how shitty Ellie is, and then Ben, Poor Ben

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is stuck between two truly horrifying women, Daisy on one hand,

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who can get to a tend pretty quickly, and Ellie,

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who is the thing. Now, when you put it like that,

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it's a pretty easy choice. Do you want your liver

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to turn into a fourth leg? No? Appease that one.

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Speaker 3: You know, my favorite character in that is Wilford Brimley. Yeah,

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when they got him locked up in an outhouse. Yeah,

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and he's like, now come on, let me hear.

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Speaker 1: I guide to Wilfred. You have diabetes.

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Speaker 3: That poor bastard. I've said this on the podcast before.

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He was forty nine when he's in cucud. Yeah, he's

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playing a rest home patient.

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Speaker 1: Yeah, he's a hideous man.

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Speaker 3: Is he dead, Yeah, he's been dead for a while.

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Speaker 1: Really yeah, rest in peace. So get in the comments,

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let us know your favorite Wilford Brimley memories. We had

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to bed. I already mentioned that we rise for the

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next day and the two h Od's meet on the

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sun deck, but not before Jason gives a little tour

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of the crow's nest to one of the guests. He says,

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he says, you know, I've driven bites way bigger than this,

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and I actually drive said bites into a fucking marino.

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I almost climbed dozens of law lives. But it wasn't

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my fault. It was because a bunch of women are

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ruckpay fucking yap. I goes, oh, well, I got the

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I got the trust.

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Speaker 3: He says, Uh, Jason was being kind of passive aggressive,

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I guess because because the nice charter guest goes, hey,

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Captain Jason, I hope I'm not bothering. He goes, no, no, no, no,

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I can't do the accident. He says, Now, there was

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a time where there was four cackling bitches up here.

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I couldn't hear my fucking self think. And then I ran,

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uh this entire ship into the goddamn deck. I almost

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killed a bunch of fucking people many, but I got

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away with it because I'm good looking.

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Speaker 1: Okay, thank you for the Thank you so much. No problem.

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Any time Sabatoula is given a chance to dock the boat,

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she says that it's really tough to be a woman

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in this industry and that her father is intolerant. We

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got it. Let's get to Daisy and Ben. Daisy understands,

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or demonstrate to marvelous understanding of what Ellie is attempting

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to do. Now it's obvious to us, but easy. She's

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got some street smarts because she she's not seeing everything

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that days that Ellie's doing, but she has it all

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in front of her on the board. She's just like,

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this is hey, your your fucking stove rat is causing

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me a lot of problems. Okay, figure it the fuck out.

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Speaker 3: Isn't interesting how alliances can change in an instant on

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these vessels.

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Speaker 1: Yeah, even in real world.

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Speaker 3: Yeah, it's true.

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Speaker 1: So everyone goes to medical school in Dublin and they

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all did that, and the eggs do not have soap.

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Now the pancakes come out and one of the guests says,

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oh my god, it's a heart. Did you do that

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for me? No, that's not a heart, it's an oblong mistake.

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And uh yeah. Ben's like, oh, yeah, I did that

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for you. No, it looks like I don't know, I

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bloated organ, but sure, yeah, it's all I made it

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for you. So we are meeting a new stew today.

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Last time she was on Charger, evidently she fought with

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her chief stew a lot and she's a rider die

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for Ellie, and well, Ellie's really excited because she's going

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to have her back. No matter what, Ellie, nobody needs

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to have anybody's back. Okay, we're serving eggs with soap.

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We're going to pizza shops and getting blacked out and

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waking up and doing it again. Ellie is deep in

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the trenches of the game of Wars and it just

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does not exist.

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Speaker 3: I think we're trying to say, is the Steaks are

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very sure. Now, of course this is troubling. As word

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goes about the boat, it travels fast. Alicia and Jenna

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they're troubled by this because they know now she's going

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to have a friend to go to war for her.

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And I had no idea that Barbie and the Balkans

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had this kind of friendship.

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Speaker 1: Me neither. But yeah, it's a little bit like having

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a campaign manager for student body president run like and

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smear campaigns and all that. It's just seventh graders, you know, Yeah,

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you know what we're talking about.

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Speaker 3: Yeah, election. Yeah, I my buddy Lance. I've told this

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story before in the eighth grade before we were end

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of the year, before we're about to go to our

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freshman year, which is the new school. We were going

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to elect a president. So we had to vote my

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buddy Lance, I'm his campaign manager and okay, yeah, And

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so we had a jock that was running right, and

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we had a nerd okay, And I'm like, okay, so no, no, no,

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I'm like Lance, Lance was right in the middle. I'm

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right in the middle. I'm kind of friends with all

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the groups. I'm like, okay, Lance, this is what we're

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gonna do. They're gonna divide the vote. You're gonna win this,

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we're gonna do. We're gonna get the goth kids, We're

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gonna get all the weirdos, We're gonna get the delinquents,

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the druggies. Quite a coalition we're building here. That is

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a big We're gonna get the slots. We're gonna get

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and we're gonna get them because we're friends with all

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those people, because we don't have judgment here. And you

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know what, on election day, we fucking won.

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Speaker 1: Yeah. It's a story of the power of the center.

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The center is the sirens song for the sluts and

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the weirdos and the druggies. Right, So, Jenny, my.

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Speaker 3: God, he ran us into the ground that freshman year.

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Speaker 1: Oh yeah, yeah, yeah.

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Speaker 3: He never ran for public school office again, public.

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Speaker 1: Office ever again.

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Speaker 3: Yeah, he drives a drives a truck.

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Speaker 1: Now. Debt just ballooned the debt.

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Speaker 3: Yeah, it didn't go well. I don't think he wanted

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to finish his term. But you know me, as a

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campaign manager, I was the winner.

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Speaker 1: Yeah.

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00:24:48,000 --> 00:24:49,400
Speaker 3: I even wrote speeches for him.

466
00:24:49,759 --> 00:24:52,440
Speaker 1: You're a speech writer. Wow.

467
00:24:55,160 --> 00:24:57,359
Speaker 3: Cocaine and all vending machines.

468
00:24:57,079 --> 00:25:02,759
Speaker 1: Hey, yeah you were. You're like John from Potsea of America.

469
00:25:03,039 --> 00:25:05,000
Speaker 3: What what John Favreau?

470
00:25:05,079 --> 00:25:09,680
Speaker 1: Yeah, John Fabrau, who's that? It's a guy who's has

471
00:25:09,680 --> 00:25:12,000
the same name as John Favrau, but he's just an

472
00:25:12,039 --> 00:25:14,359
Obama speech rather okay, and it's like, is nobody going

473
00:25:14,440 --> 00:25:16,160
to talk about this? This is crazy?

474
00:25:16,319 --> 00:25:17,839
Speaker 3: He has the same name. This is the guy who

475
00:25:17,920 --> 00:25:18,680
directed Iron Man.

476
00:25:18,799 --> 00:25:20,279
Speaker 1: Yeah, and who could forget chef?

477
00:25:21,240 --> 00:25:21,759
Speaker 3: It's great?

478
00:25:21,880 --> 00:25:25,119
Speaker 1: Can I tell you Cuban sandwiches don't move me? For

479
00:25:25,160 --> 00:25:27,119
that to be the climactic thing at the end of

480
00:25:27,119 --> 00:25:29,720
that movie. It's like, oh my god, we we did

481
00:25:29,720 --> 00:25:31,519
all this beautiful food stuff and now we're just making

482
00:25:31,519 --> 00:25:32,240
Cuban sandwich.

483
00:25:32,359 --> 00:25:34,079
Speaker 3: I had a dude show up here. This was like

484
00:25:34,119 --> 00:25:36,160
a year and a half ago. He was so excited

485
00:25:36,400 --> 00:25:38,279
and we had a bunch of families over. He goes,

486
00:25:38,319 --> 00:25:44,079
I want to make everyone my famous cubanist and I'm like, yeah, okay.

487
00:25:44,119 --> 00:25:46,880
He brought the like the Panini press, all that bullshit.

488
00:25:47,759 --> 00:25:49,640
I took a bite out of this goddamn thing.

489
00:25:49,720 --> 00:25:50,480
Speaker 1: You don't like pork.

490
00:25:51,119 --> 00:25:54,759
Speaker 3: Not only that, whatever, it was like there had to

491
00:25:54,799 --> 00:25:57,400
be a quart of mayonnaise or wherever the fuck Alioli.

492
00:25:57,640 --> 00:26:00,920
I was like, oh my god. I'm like, hmm, oh my,

493
00:26:01,920 --> 00:26:05,079
oh my god, this is a I have two more.

494
00:26:06,599 --> 00:26:10,440
Speaker 1: No, Patrick, I didn't bring enough bread. Oh damn, good

495
00:26:10,440 --> 00:26:13,119
for you for faking it. So Jenna is concerned. She

496
00:26:13,200 --> 00:26:17,039
doesn't like Kelly, she doesn't wontter having any allies. She says,

497
00:26:17,079 --> 00:26:20,079
birds of a feather flock together or whatever the fucking

498
00:26:20,160 --> 00:26:22,240
saying is, and she says, we don't need any more

499
00:26:22,319 --> 00:26:25,720
pigeons on this boat. Jenna's got it, Okay, we want

500
00:26:25,720 --> 00:26:29,359
to see Jenna back on our TV. So we are

501
00:26:29,480 --> 00:26:33,119
because think about like everything that you want in a

502
00:26:33,160 --> 00:26:36,200
c rat in her position to do for a season,

503
00:26:36,359 --> 00:26:39,640
she's done. We've got a love triangle, we've got wit,

504
00:26:40,039 --> 00:26:45,359
we've got feuds with other decies, we've competence, you know,

505
00:26:45,440 --> 00:26:48,440
it's all there. Gotta have her back on TV. So

506
00:26:48,640 --> 00:26:52,359
we're eventually introduced to Barbie. She is back, and evidently

507
00:26:52,400 --> 00:26:54,519
I completely forgot that Barbie flipped out and melted down

508
00:26:54,559 --> 00:26:56,680
starts screaming at her clothes and stuff. Last season.

509
00:26:56,759 --> 00:26:58,039
Speaker 3: Don't remember that scene?

510
00:26:58,079 --> 00:26:58,839
Speaker 1: Isn't that crazy?

511
00:27:00,039 --> 00:27:00,440
Speaker 3: Completely?

512
00:27:00,519 --> 00:27:02,720
Speaker 1: Are we being gas lipp by Bravo's television?

513
00:27:03,000 --> 00:27:05,559
Speaker 3: Maybe they didn't show that scene in the original edit.

514
00:27:06,160 --> 00:27:08,279
Speaker 1: I don't think they did, Calen, do you remember that scene?

515
00:27:08,319 --> 00:27:10,920
Speaker 3: I don't.

516
00:27:11,759 --> 00:27:15,400
Speaker 1: Did you watch it? I did not. Okay, that's unbelievable.

517
00:27:16,000 --> 00:27:21,319
So Alicia's you beat me on a tactic cat Aliica's

518
00:27:21,319 --> 00:27:24,599
gone fishing, and she's, uh, she's really looking up. She's

519
00:27:24,599 --> 00:27:27,319
having a very good day because she's with these people

520
00:27:27,519 --> 00:27:32,279
and they're lovely, these lovely doctors.

521
00:27:32,839 --> 00:27:37,079
Speaker 3: And more importantly, no Mikey, no Mikey.

522
00:27:37,599 --> 00:27:42,599
Speaker 1: Now Poseidon beside himself awards this nice group of doctors

523
00:27:43,559 --> 00:27:48,079
with a massive wahoo and too baby tuna, which are

524
00:27:48,359 --> 00:27:51,079
too small and need to be thrown back. I don't understand.

525
00:27:51,200 --> 00:27:53,279
How do you catch How is it legal to catch

526
00:27:53,319 --> 00:27:55,880
these little tiny they grow to be these massive fish.

527
00:27:55,920 --> 00:27:58,599
They're like this big. It's tune on the size of football.

528
00:27:58,640 --> 00:28:02,519
You gotta throw that back. Come on, let's be better.

529
00:28:03,680 --> 00:28:08,880
God damn Cale and you like fish? I love fish? Okay.

530
00:28:09,160 --> 00:28:12,079
Speaker 3: So Daisy sits down with Jenna for a reset after

531
00:28:12,119 --> 00:28:14,640
realizing the balk and Biscuit has taken everyone to the

532
00:28:14,720 --> 00:28:17,680
dark side and she wants some positive energy and some

533
00:28:17,759 --> 00:28:21,160
good vibes. Yeah, So her and Jenna agree to have

534
00:28:21,880 --> 00:28:24,680
the new sto come in and start like fresh with

535
00:28:24,799 --> 00:28:27,880
new beginnings, and Daisy gets off to an amazing start.

536
00:28:27,960 --> 00:28:30,759
She texts Fraser to ask what he thinks of Barbie,

537
00:28:31,000 --> 00:28:33,200
and he said Barbie's a pain in the ass. And

538
00:28:33,200 --> 00:28:35,759
then Daisy immediately reports to Jay Wild that.

539
00:28:37,400 --> 00:28:39,559
Speaker 1: You know, I mean jadab Yeah JDub.

540
00:28:39,319 --> 00:28:41,119
Speaker 3: That Barbie's pain in the ass.

541
00:28:41,160 --> 00:28:41,319
Speaker 1: Yeah.

542
00:28:41,359 --> 00:28:43,519
Speaker 3: So she had great start there with that positive.

543
00:28:43,119 --> 00:28:46,880
Speaker 1: It's so funny because Daisy texts him and god, I

544
00:28:47,000 --> 00:28:51,680
love Fraser. He's like, we cut back to the moment

545
00:28:51,680 --> 00:28:55,000
where she's like, you're you're you're acting like I'm this bitch.

546
00:28:55,319 --> 00:28:58,240
You're treating me like a bitch because you are a bitch.

547
00:28:59,240 --> 00:29:06,000
That's why I'm treating you that way. But really quickly though,

548
00:29:06,039 --> 00:29:10,039
there's a lot of pomp and circumstance. Oh well, Daisy,

549
00:29:10,680 --> 00:29:15,960
Fraser texts her, not my favorite stubborn but a good worker.

550
00:29:16,640 --> 00:29:20,559
Daisy goes he fucking hated her. I guess you read

551
00:29:20,599 --> 00:29:21,519
between the tea leaves.

552
00:29:21,559 --> 00:29:23,279
Speaker 3: But I hope one day all of us can have

553
00:29:23,319 --> 00:29:26,119
the ability to manifest positive energy like that. Yeah, for sure,

554
00:29:26,119 --> 00:29:27,400
you know, way to go, Daisy.

555
00:29:27,200 --> 00:29:32,079
Speaker 1: It's a superpower. Now Barbie hits the boat and there's

556
00:29:32,119 --> 00:29:34,599
a lot of pomp and circumstance around Barbie's entry. I mean,

557
00:29:34,640 --> 00:29:38,480
we've got we've got mission impossible shots of her riding

558
00:29:38,480 --> 00:29:41,400
in the tender. There's a lot of stuff here. And

559
00:29:41,880 --> 00:29:45,640
she sees Ellie almost first. The two of them absolutely

560
00:29:45,680 --> 00:29:49,079
flip out. Barbie asks Ellie if she's a Sioux chef.

561
00:29:50,279 --> 00:29:56,440
Ellie says yes, and it's important to set the record straight.

562
00:29:57,920 --> 00:30:01,920
She is not. She's a chef' she's a chef's assistant

563
00:30:02,200 --> 00:30:08,880
who two charters ago almost killed paying guests. Okay, that

564
00:30:09,160 --> 00:30:13,400
soap did not look like it if you, Dawn, I

565
00:30:13,400 --> 00:30:15,319
don't know. There's something about the blue hue. I feel

566
00:30:15,319 --> 00:30:16,839
like I could consume a fair bit of that and

567
00:30:16,880 --> 00:30:20,119
I'd be Okay. They wash penguins off and oil spills

568
00:30:20,119 --> 00:30:23,599
with it, Okay, you probably Anyways, she's a danger to

569
00:30:23,640 --> 00:30:24,359
everyone around her.

570
00:30:24,440 --> 00:30:27,759
Speaker 3: Yeah, but those those gay guys, they weren't penguins Stelen.

571
00:30:28,400 --> 00:30:33,279
Speaker 1: They kind of were. They walked like penguins. Okay. So

572
00:30:33,920 --> 00:30:37,799
the hugs between sus Chef Alley and Barbie and the

573
00:30:37,839 --> 00:30:42,319
sux chef or no, Barbie and Jenna are very different hugs. Okay,

574
00:30:44,480 --> 00:30:47,039
Jenna and Barbie do not get off to a good start.

575
00:30:47,119 --> 00:30:49,920
And this hug is ice cold, but we'll get there.

576
00:30:50,559 --> 00:30:53,720
So Ellie's walking around with an extremely smug look on

577
00:30:53,759 --> 00:30:56,920
her face, like she's gained a rung in the Game

578
00:30:56,960 --> 00:30:59,400
of Wars. Now, the thing about the Game of Wars

579
00:30:59,680 --> 00:31:03,279
is that at well, how would you describe the game

580
00:31:03,319 --> 00:31:03,799
of Oars?

581
00:31:04,240 --> 00:31:08,920
Speaker 3: The Game of Oars? Oh well, I mean it's a well,

582
00:31:08,960 --> 00:31:15,440
it's very similar Game of Thrones, except well, Game of

583
00:31:15,480 --> 00:31:18,920
Thrones had steaks like life or death and whatnot, and

584
00:31:20,000 --> 00:31:25,720
this has none of that. Okay, got people fighting over nothing.

585
00:31:26,279 --> 00:31:30,839
Speaker 1: Yeah, Now it's important to note that I think the

586
00:31:31,000 --> 00:31:36,599
message of Game of Thrones was that this, this conflict,

587
00:31:37,039 --> 00:31:42,799
this subtrifuge, this deceit, and this blood is all for

588
00:31:42,920 --> 00:31:45,519
not because there are bigger things in the universe than

589
00:31:45,599 --> 00:31:52,440
our for our toils or foibles whatever. There are dragons

590
00:31:52,440 --> 00:31:54,559
and there are night zombies, right, so there's there's more

591
00:31:54,599 --> 00:31:59,640
important things out there. Right, So you think the Game

592
00:31:59,680 --> 00:32:02,039
of throats that thing with all those steaks, The point

593
00:32:02,039 --> 00:32:04,960
of it was that it means nothing. Now, let's get

594
00:32:04,960 --> 00:32:08,960
it became a bar. Let's get it even less. It's

595
00:32:09,000 --> 00:32:11,599
even less than nothing. So Allie, come on, just be

596
00:32:11,759 --> 00:32:13,039
nice to people. It's crazy.

597
00:32:13,119 --> 00:32:14,880
Speaker 3: Yeah, by the way, and this is the point where

598
00:32:15,079 --> 00:32:18,519
Barbie just comes in hot. She hugs Jenna, and Jenna

599
00:32:18,599 --> 00:32:23,240
tells us through the interview, oh, Barbie's pretty. And then

600
00:32:23,440 --> 00:32:28,200
Barbie tells us, Hey, Jenna, what's with that resting bitch face?

601
00:32:28,680 --> 00:32:29,440
Speaker 1: Yeah?

602
00:32:29,480 --> 00:32:30,039
Speaker 3: Wow's up?

603
00:32:30,160 --> 00:32:34,440
Speaker 1: Yeah, And then it's not good. It's just simply not good.

604
00:32:34,559 --> 00:32:39,039
Now Jenna gives Barbie a little debrief on the situation

605
00:32:40,160 --> 00:32:46,839
a foot with her and the men, and uh, Barbie's

606
00:32:46,880 --> 00:32:48,319
new thing is being nice. And I think that she

607
00:32:48,400 --> 00:32:52,440
does really well because the the first foot forward that

608
00:32:52,559 --> 00:32:55,759
Jenna puts is not a great one. She essentially says

609
00:32:55,960 --> 00:32:59,720
welcome with about everybody's obsessed with me. It's an awkward

610
00:32:59,720 --> 00:33:04,240
thing have to interact with. But the guests arrive back

611
00:33:05,519 --> 00:33:09,599
with whares. Okay, they've got their walk, they've got their tuna.

612
00:33:10,240 --> 00:33:12,960
And I thought Ben was literally gonna say, turn around

613
00:33:13,000 --> 00:33:16,279
and get it out of here. Okay, we've got spring

614
00:33:16,400 --> 00:33:19,160
rolls that we're gonna do already and a steak that

615
00:33:19,200 --> 00:33:21,319
I've overcooked. I do not need the fish. Get it

616
00:33:21,319 --> 00:33:24,599
out of here. But to his credit, he breaks the

617
00:33:24,599 --> 00:33:27,599
fish down and he serves sushi that looks like it

618
00:33:27,680 --> 00:33:33,160
was made in and a sad I can't I can't

619
00:33:33,160 --> 00:33:36,440
really speak right now, but anyways, but we get a

620
00:33:36,480 --> 00:33:37,880
bunch of meanwhiles before this.

621
00:33:38,279 --> 00:33:42,000
Speaker 3: Thing was the most this point of the show. This

622
00:33:42,079 --> 00:33:43,559
part of the show stuck out to me. This is

623
00:33:43,559 --> 00:33:46,319
where Ben approaches Jenna while she's at the bar, and

624
00:33:46,359 --> 00:33:49,720
I'm gonna call Ben at this particular scene, bad move Ben.

625
00:33:51,119 --> 00:33:53,440
He goes up to her and he brings up that

626
00:33:53,519 --> 00:33:56,920
the Balkan Biscuit had told him that when the Balkan

627
00:33:56,960 --> 00:34:01,559
Biscuit was watching Jenna and Juwau in the the Jigouzzi. Yes,

628
00:34:01,799 --> 00:34:03,559
they were all over each other in the hot top.

629
00:34:03,680 --> 00:34:06,720
This is Ben saying that Ellie had told him this,

630
00:34:07,559 --> 00:34:11,639
and he essentially kind of accuses her of doing it.

631
00:34:11,760 --> 00:34:14,880
He doesn't say, well, I don't think you did that,

632
00:34:16,800 --> 00:34:20,159
so he essentially says, you know, you're.

633
00:34:19,960 --> 00:34:22,039
Speaker 1: Talking about bad move Ben, Bad move Ben.

634
00:34:22,480 --> 00:34:26,039
Speaker 3: And I think at this point I thought he was done.

635
00:34:26,159 --> 00:34:28,920
I was like, you, your chances with Jenna just died.

636
00:34:28,960 --> 00:34:32,880
With those comments. You're essentially calling her a slut or something.

637
00:34:33,960 --> 00:34:36,000
Speaker 1: Yeah. Bad move Ben, Yeah.

638
00:34:36,039 --> 00:34:37,400
Speaker 3: And then he goes back to the balk and biscuit,

639
00:34:37,440 --> 00:34:38,039
and he's like, hey.

640
00:34:40,639 --> 00:34:41,519
Speaker 1: You were telling the truth.

641
00:34:41,639 --> 00:34:45,840
Speaker 3: Yeah, you show what you saw? Well, I mean it

642
00:34:46,400 --> 00:34:49,639
was dark, ben Yeah.

643
00:34:49,280 --> 00:34:51,079
Speaker 1: In fact, I could have made the entire thing up.

644
00:34:51,119 --> 00:34:55,920
I was very sleep deprived. Come on, I just called

645
00:34:55,920 --> 00:34:58,039
her a slut. I just called her a slam pig.

646
00:34:58,440 --> 00:34:59,960
I went up there and called her a slam pig.

647
00:35:02,199 --> 00:35:04,239
Speaker 3: All right, we got that word from the other show

648
00:35:04,239 --> 00:35:04,719
we recap.

649
00:35:04,800 --> 00:35:08,199
Speaker 1: Yeah, So before dinner, I want to say good on Daisy,

650
00:35:09,599 --> 00:35:11,000
Ellie and Benner working in the galley.

651
00:35:11,119 --> 00:35:16,599
Speaker 2: She goes, hey, Jool, come rub my shoulders for ten minutes.

652
00:35:16,800 --> 00:35:24,599
Speaker 1: This is diabolic. Maybe daisies the thing? Holy gow Wow.

653
00:35:24,800 --> 00:35:27,840
Now Ellie is so pissed off that she shuts the door.

654
00:35:28,119 --> 00:35:29,559
Speaker 3: This was crazy too.

655
00:35:30,000 --> 00:35:33,320
Speaker 1: We never see that door closed. That door has never closed.

656
00:35:34,800 --> 00:35:36,559
Speaker 3: Wow, that was crazy.

657
00:35:36,599 --> 00:35:37,440
Speaker 1: So we get to dinner.

658
00:35:37,599 --> 00:35:39,280
Speaker 3: Well, I want to ask you this, what's your thoughts

659
00:35:39,320 --> 00:35:41,800
I'm gonna sound like a city slicker here, what's your

660
00:35:41,840 --> 00:35:45,239
thoughts on eating eating fish you caught three hours earlier?

661
00:35:48,000 --> 00:35:51,199
Speaker 1: I don't know enough about fish. Not a big fish guy.

662
00:35:51,920 --> 00:35:55,400
But you know, it's often it's been told to me

663
00:35:55,519 --> 00:35:59,639
often that you don't treated fish is better than fish

664
00:36:00,079 --> 00:36:02,400
right out of the ocean, right, okay, because there's a

665
00:36:02,400 --> 00:36:04,920
little gristle and uh, you know, it's like the skin

666
00:36:05,079 --> 00:36:08,000
is not quite the flesh doesn't want to be dead.

667
00:36:08,039 --> 00:36:10,840
It's still fighting a little bit, you know.

668
00:36:11,280 --> 00:36:13,159
Speaker 3: Speaking of fighting, because I would have been one of

669
00:36:13,199 --> 00:36:15,159
those charter guests at the table who had caught the fish,

670
00:36:15,159 --> 00:36:17,840
I'd be like, which fish is this? Was this the

671
00:36:17,840 --> 00:36:20,880
one that was bounced around and we uh we clubbed

672
00:36:20,920 --> 00:36:22,239
it in the head to death?

673
00:36:22,519 --> 00:36:22,719
Speaker 1: Yeah?

674
00:36:22,840 --> 00:36:24,320
Speaker 3: Oh? Or was it the one that we pulled in

675
00:36:24,880 --> 00:36:26,039
with the hook and its eyeball?

676
00:36:26,599 --> 00:36:29,719
Speaker 1: Yeah, this is the eyeball, the one we spirited in

677
00:36:29,760 --> 00:36:34,719
the eyeball? Oh, so you know how fish are dumb.

678
00:36:34,760 --> 00:36:36,880
It tried to eat the hook, it missed, It went

679
00:36:36,920 --> 00:36:39,000
through his eyeball. Then we dragged it around the ocean

680
00:36:39,039 --> 00:36:41,400
through its eyeball for about seven minutes.

681
00:36:42,320 --> 00:36:45,199
Speaker 3: And then it bounced on the deck and then we

682
00:36:45,239 --> 00:36:48,239
beat it with a great This is the this.

683
00:36:48,320 --> 00:36:50,440
Speaker 1: Is the circle of life. Okay, this is how things

684
00:36:50,440 --> 00:36:54,199
are consumed. Okay, But I will say, you know, people

685
00:36:54,280 --> 00:36:56,760
talk about the brutality of nature. Let's say a great

686
00:36:56,760 --> 00:37:01,000
white chart comes along on this wants this wahoo all

687
00:37:01,000 --> 00:37:05,000
it does, it bites it now it's impaled. It's in

688
00:37:05,079 --> 00:37:07,079
a lot of pain, but it's gonna be dead soon.

689
00:37:07,599 --> 00:37:10,079
What we've done is lance it through the eye and

690
00:37:10,159 --> 00:37:13,880
drag it through the ocean for almost ten minutes. I

691
00:37:13,880 --> 00:37:17,239
think we're worse, but anyways, this is brutal stuff. This

692
00:37:17,280 --> 00:37:19,079
is how we eat animals. You know, you gotta pay

693
00:37:19,079 --> 00:37:21,719
attention to it. So let's get to dinner from around

694
00:37:21,840 --> 00:37:24,960
the world. First up Japan, and that means mangled sushi

695
00:37:25,239 --> 00:37:33,639
cut with a fish knife by Elly. You know how.

696
00:37:34,119 --> 00:37:37,000
You know it's a common trope, right that sushi chefs

697
00:37:37,119 --> 00:37:39,079
and you don't even touch a blade for seven years.

698
00:37:39,079 --> 00:37:41,760
You're working on the word, you're working on the rice.

699
00:37:42,800 --> 00:37:46,920
Ben just goes, hey, uh okay, galleyhand.

700
00:37:46,599 --> 00:37:49,440
Speaker 3: Here, take that thing. I don't know, fucking cut whatever.

701
00:37:49,639 --> 00:37:52,039
Speaker 1: Take this knife. I just use to pry the meat

702
00:37:52,079 --> 00:37:55,280
off these bones and slice the sushi rolls with it. Okay,

703
00:37:56,000 --> 00:38:00,280
this is better than that Michelin crawl. This is so good. Now.

704
00:38:00,320 --> 00:38:03,079
Ellie gives Daisy a little tip for plating for the

705
00:38:03,079 --> 00:38:08,559
second course. She says, we want the bone at two o'clock,

706
00:38:08,840 --> 00:38:11,920
and Daisy says, oh, like we've done the entire season. Now,

707
00:38:13,440 --> 00:38:19,000
little snippy from Daisy. But I also think every bone

708
00:38:20,159 --> 00:38:23,119
thing they do is at two o'clock and Ellie's in

709
00:38:23,199 --> 00:38:26,760
this kind of manic contest with her, and Daisy's like,

710
00:38:27,360 --> 00:38:29,840
shut the fuck up about two o'clock. Okay, I know,

711
00:38:30,840 --> 00:38:31,360
leave it alone.

712
00:38:31,400 --> 00:38:35,880
Speaker 3: I think I said this before Ellie has a uh

713
00:38:36,599 --> 00:38:39,360
I'm gonna use the word odd, but I mean something

714
00:38:39,800 --> 00:38:44,119
more unhealthy, an unhealthy obsession with Juwau at this point,

715
00:38:45,559 --> 00:38:46,920
don't you think I do?

716
00:38:47,079 --> 00:38:50,920
Speaker 1: I agree? Okay, yeah, I completely agree with you.

717
00:38:51,039 --> 00:38:52,719
Speaker 3: Yeah, we have called her the thing.

718
00:38:54,800 --> 00:39:01,519
Speaker 1: It's horrifying. Yeah, she saw joow A Jay Well aka

719
00:39:01,639 --> 00:39:06,559
j Dubb and I think the third episode and she said,

720
00:39:06,920 --> 00:39:12,400
I want him to inseminate me. Hmmm, that's an intense you.

721
00:39:12,280 --> 00:39:16,599
Speaker 3: Know, yeah, sentiment when Ellie loves she loves hard. Yeah,

722
00:39:16,639 --> 00:39:17,159
maybe it's that.

723
00:39:17,519 --> 00:39:19,840
Speaker 1: Yeah, I think that's it. So let's get to the

724
00:39:19,840 --> 00:39:22,400
second course. It's a great dish, Sprai's lambshank with curried

725
00:39:22,639 --> 00:39:29,039
garbanzo beans. It's it's daring to give uh Indian primaries

726
00:39:29,079 --> 00:39:34,119
Indian food, you know, and he did it well. Now

727
00:39:34,159 --> 00:39:39,159
it's important to note that in this dinner wherein we

728
00:39:39,239 --> 00:39:42,039
went around the world, we went to two countries. Oh,

729
00:39:42,280 --> 00:39:45,280
went to Japan and then India. Now imagine if somebody

730
00:39:45,280 --> 00:39:47,360
said they went around the world traveling. You said, where

731
00:39:47,360 --> 00:39:49,639
do you go? Japan? And then we went to India

732
00:39:49,639 --> 00:39:52,519
and we came home. Say in Asia, you didn't really

733
00:39:53,639 --> 00:39:56,360
go around the world, did you. Well, technically we did.

734
00:39:56,400 --> 00:39:56,800
We flew.

735
00:39:57,480 --> 00:39:59,960
Speaker 3: Yeah, we went Japan and then we went east.

736
00:40:00,159 --> 00:40:02,440
Speaker 1: We went east and then back to New York. We're

737
00:40:02,480 --> 00:40:07,000
gone for three days, okay, twelve pots. Wow.

738
00:40:08,199 --> 00:40:11,679
Speaker 3: Let's Meanwhile in the galley, Daisy and the Balkan Biscuit

739
00:40:11,719 --> 00:40:14,199
continue to hate each other, and a couple of minutes later,

740
00:40:14,239 --> 00:40:18,519
Balkan Biscuits sarcastically, still seeing Joel sitting at the table,

741
00:40:18,920 --> 00:40:21,039
she said, I want to thank you for toning down

742
00:40:21,079 --> 00:40:26,079
all that flirting with Daisy, and Joel says, we didn't.

743
00:40:26,199 --> 00:40:27,239
The door was closed.

744
00:40:27,760 --> 00:40:31,239
Speaker 1: That is one of the most unbelievable burns I've heard

745
00:40:31,320 --> 00:40:38,360
in some time, because it instantaneously renders Ellie helpless. We

746
00:40:38,480 --> 00:40:44,239
didn't tone it down, you shut the door. She's it's

747
00:40:44,280 --> 00:40:47,400
like she got hit with a davia kadarva. She could

748
00:40:47,480 --> 00:40:49,559
couldn't even say anything. She was like, oh my god,

749
00:40:50,039 --> 00:40:51,039
I did shut the door.

750
00:40:51,159 --> 00:40:54,639
Speaker 3: He said, it with a tinge definitely, certainly with snark,

751
00:40:54,800 --> 00:40:57,400
but a tinge of anger too.

752
00:40:58,159 --> 00:41:00,599
Speaker 1: And matter of factness. It was. It was there's no

753
00:41:00,719 --> 00:41:03,679
splash ten out of ten. So Juel and Daisy head

754
00:41:03,679 --> 00:41:09,800
to bed, and this is where Juel starts to We'll

755
00:41:09,800 --> 00:41:11,639
get to later on in the episode when the Sea

756
00:41:11,719 --> 00:41:15,239
Rats eat massive amounts of pizza and then go out

757
00:41:15,280 --> 00:41:18,119
and drink a rum in front of a straight ox.

758
00:41:20,119 --> 00:41:27,039
But Juao is doing the elly thing. He's doing the

759
00:41:27,079 --> 00:41:32,360
basic instinct or whatever. The fatal attraction. The press is

760
00:41:32,519 --> 00:41:37,760
very intense. He tells Daisy that he wants to cuddle again.

761
00:41:37,840 --> 00:41:41,159
He's doing this thing where he's talking to her, Daisy,

762
00:41:41,400 --> 00:41:44,840
please hold out and do not do this. Don't do this.

763
00:41:44,920 --> 00:41:48,719
Speaker 3: Also, I stand by what my gut is telling me,

764
00:41:48,800 --> 00:41:51,280
which is Jual loves the cameras more than he would

765
00:41:51,320 --> 00:41:54,719
ever possibly like sleeping with Daisy, and this is all

766
00:41:54,760 --> 00:41:57,079
for him to come off looking like a good guy

767
00:41:57,679 --> 00:41:58,639
and also.

768
00:41:58,599 --> 00:42:01,599
Speaker 1: Gives him another storyline. They gotta have like three storylines

769
00:42:01,639 --> 00:42:03,920
throughout the season. Yes, that's how you do it. Okay.

770
00:42:04,639 --> 00:42:07,559
So we get to the next day. Ellie is happy

771
00:42:07,800 --> 00:42:10,760
that Barbie's on board because it's just a relief. Everyone

772
00:42:10,800 --> 00:42:13,360
has been so goddamn gossipy, and now she has a

773
00:42:13,400 --> 00:42:15,679
friend that she could just be real with. Ellie has

774
00:42:15,679 --> 00:42:18,280
told a lie I think about every single person on

775
00:42:18,320 --> 00:42:21,960
this boat in the last twelve hours. So Ellie's in

776
00:42:22,039 --> 00:42:27,079
charge of eggs careful, and Jenna is doing this. She

777
00:42:27,320 --> 00:42:31,960
lob thing with Eddie, just spinning him back into the web,

778
00:42:33,639 --> 00:42:35,840
and Eddie is falling for it.

779
00:42:37,079 --> 00:42:38,360
Speaker 3: Did I have to tell you the time that I

780
00:42:38,440 --> 00:42:40,800
at personal story where I had a girl like Jenna

781
00:42:41,400 --> 00:42:44,599
and she dumped me after about a month of us

782
00:42:44,599 --> 00:42:46,920
hooking up. I mean, we're kind of dating, and she's like,

783
00:42:46,960 --> 00:42:49,400
you know, I'm just I kind of don't want this.

784
00:42:50,360 --> 00:42:52,039
This is like a little too intense for me right now.

785
00:42:52,039 --> 00:42:53,920
I was like, I was upset for a couple of days,

786
00:42:53,920 --> 00:42:56,519
and I was like all right, and then I'd be

787
00:42:56,800 --> 00:42:59,000
she had a key to my apartment. I'd be sleeping

788
00:42:59,079 --> 00:43:01,239
in my bed ready to wake up at like nine

789
00:43:01,280 --> 00:43:04,000
in the morning, and she I'd hear my apartment door

790
00:43:04,039 --> 00:43:06,000
open and then she just come in and like hang out,

791
00:43:06,039 --> 00:43:07,920
watched you know, what the hell are you doing here?

792
00:43:08,000 --> 00:43:08,199
Speaker 1: Yeah?

793
00:43:08,239 --> 00:43:10,119
Speaker 3: Yeah, yeah, And then we'd start hooking up again for

794
00:43:10,199 --> 00:43:12,840
like a couple more weeks, and then she'd go away again,

795
00:43:14,079 --> 00:43:15,719
and then she'd come back, and finally I said, I'm

796
00:43:15,719 --> 00:43:17,000
not a Now I'm done with this.

797
00:43:17,119 --> 00:43:20,280
Speaker 1: You were dating a homeless woman, I think, so that's

798
00:43:20,320 --> 00:43:22,400
what was happening. Yeah, you know, I was in a

799
00:43:22,519 --> 00:43:26,159
subway today. It is a really ingenious magic trick that

800
00:43:26,199 --> 00:43:30,440
a zombie tried to pull off. Comes in, reaches into

801
00:43:30,440 --> 00:43:32,840
the trash can, finds an old cup oh, and then

802
00:43:32,920 --> 00:43:35,800
goes can I get a water well and goes no,

803
00:43:35,880 --> 00:43:38,039
I just saw you reaching the trash can. It's not yours.

804
00:43:38,280 --> 00:43:42,039
Get out of here, and he scurried away, he screamed,

805
00:43:42,039 --> 00:43:42,559
and then left.

806
00:43:42,599 --> 00:43:45,880
Speaker 3: Okay, what a fucking amateur this cat is? Okay, I

807
00:43:46,000 --> 00:43:48,159
had this down when I was twelve. You go to

808
00:43:48,199 --> 00:43:52,000
a movie theater, yeah you uh, well, you go up

809
00:43:51,960 --> 00:43:55,519
with multiple kids. You'd take a popcorn thing out right

810
00:43:55,679 --> 00:43:57,800
out of the trash when you first get there. Well,

811
00:43:57,800 --> 00:43:59,880
first off, you snuck into the movie, but that's how good.

812
00:44:00,039 --> 00:44:02,760
That's a whole other story. You walk up to the

813
00:44:02,800 --> 00:44:05,679
concession staying, you said, I dropped my popcorn, and then

814
00:44:05,719 --> 00:44:08,400
they go, oh sure, and then as they're gonna refill,

815
00:44:08,440 --> 00:44:10,599
you go, I'm sorry. Can I have a new container

816
00:44:11,400 --> 00:44:13,440
and then they'll just give you a popcorn you didn't

817
00:44:13,480 --> 00:44:14,960
pay for it live.

818
00:44:14,880 --> 00:44:18,280
Speaker 1: Hack And that was back in the day when popcorn

819
00:44:18,320 --> 00:44:19,039
was affordable.

820
00:44:19,559 --> 00:44:21,480
Speaker 3: Oh, I went to go see Michael yesterday with my

821
00:44:21,519 --> 00:44:22,119
two kids.

822
00:44:22,519 --> 00:44:24,719
Speaker 1: Can I guess tell me what you got? A concessions,

823
00:44:24,719 --> 00:44:25,679
I'll tell you what you paid.

824
00:44:25,800 --> 00:44:31,119
Speaker 3: One popcorn love this game? Two slushies okay, slushies okay,

825
00:44:31,679 --> 00:44:32,480
die coke for dad?

826
00:44:32,639 --> 00:44:33,960
Speaker 1: Okay? How big were the slushies?

827
00:44:34,679 --> 00:44:39,960
Speaker 3: Small? Sour patch kids? One they split, they split them.

828
00:44:39,960 --> 00:44:41,679
That was at some point during when they were starting.

829
00:44:43,039 --> 00:44:47,760
And then a mini pizza. Oh okay, mini pizza and tickets.

830
00:44:48,199 --> 00:44:49,599
Speaker 1: So I'm not cutting the ticket.

831
00:44:49,360 --> 00:44:53,280
Speaker 3: You got a factor and just give the total on everything. Popcorn,

832
00:44:53,880 --> 00:44:59,199
one popcorn, two slushies, gummy bears, and a pizza.

833
00:44:59,400 --> 00:45:03,360
Speaker 1: I'm gonna say sessions were around forty five dollars. The

834
00:45:03,400 --> 00:45:08,800
tickets were eighteen each. Kids were probably fifteen. So I'm

835
00:45:08,840 --> 00:45:11,039
not good at math, but that's a ninety that's a

836
00:45:11,159 --> 00:45:12,239
ninety seven dollars day.

837
00:45:12,320 --> 00:45:13,599
Speaker 3: It was one hundred and twenty dollars.

838
00:45:13,639 --> 00:45:16,440
Speaker 1: Oh Jesus Christ, where'd you go? No?

839
00:45:16,559 --> 00:45:20,119
Speaker 3: Ho that NoHo West? Oh yeah, yeah, ran into Mark

840
00:45:20,199 --> 00:45:22,960
McGrath of Sugar Ray, Yeah, which I thought he was.

841
00:45:23,280 --> 00:45:26,000
He looked like an elderly lesbian woman. And I saw

842
00:45:26,079 --> 00:45:26,639
him from behind.

843
00:45:26,719 --> 00:45:30,559
Speaker 1: Yeah yeah, yeah, Oh that's so nice an old lesbian woman.

844
00:45:31,079 --> 00:45:33,119
Speaker 3: That's not because he had the uh he had the

845
00:45:33,239 --> 00:45:36,400
uh those shoes, the medical shoes on. I'm like, woof, Yeah.

846
00:45:36,559 --> 00:45:37,760
Speaker 1: Did you go up to him and say, hey, I

847
00:45:37,840 --> 00:45:41,480
just want to fly? You didn't?

848
00:45:41,719 --> 00:45:44,840
Speaker 3: No, okay anyway, and I didn't wuldn't do it. The

849
00:45:44,840 --> 00:45:48,639
movie he danced his little ass off standing in the seats.

850
00:45:48,880 --> 00:45:53,039
I'll say this about Michael Jackson. I looked around. The

851
00:45:53,079 --> 00:45:55,280
movie was sold out for the three forty show on

852
00:45:55,320 --> 00:45:59,039
a Saturday. Michael's legacy ain't going nowhere.

853
00:45:59,119 --> 00:46:01,480
Speaker 1: No, he touched him, but people do not care.

854
00:46:01,599 --> 00:46:03,280
Speaker 3: He don't care.

855
00:46:03,400 --> 00:46:04,199
Speaker 1: It's unbelievable.

856
00:46:04,199 --> 00:46:08,159
Speaker 3: He was a pedophile, his music and his performance and

857
00:46:08,239 --> 00:46:11,880
him just as an icon. It transcends everything.

858
00:46:12,199 --> 00:46:15,599
Speaker 1: All right. So Batool is going to be making the

859
00:46:15,639 --> 00:46:17,920
calls now. The difficulty is she's not on the show,

860
00:46:17,920 --> 00:46:18,559
so I don't know that.

861
00:46:18,519 --> 00:46:21,679
Speaker 3: She's you know what, this didn't happen, Thank you.

862
00:46:24,320 --> 00:46:27,159
Speaker 1: These people are so fucking nice. They loved the vacation.

863
00:46:27,800 --> 00:46:30,159
They're gonna give it all the stars. But we have

864
00:46:30,199 --> 00:46:31,840
to get to Barbie and Ellie, who have a chat

865
00:46:31,880 --> 00:46:33,000
about Jenna.

866
00:46:32,960 --> 00:46:34,159
Speaker 3: Talk some smack about her.

867
00:46:34,400 --> 00:46:38,199
Speaker 1: Oh it's starting now. Ellie says, Joao and Jenna are

868
00:46:38,199 --> 00:46:41,320
the two biggest snakes, and Barbie says, you know what

869
00:46:41,320 --> 00:46:43,400
she's gonna do. I'm gonna hook up with everyone just

870
00:46:43,440 --> 00:46:48,440
to have your back. Now, that's friends, Barbie, your father

871
00:46:48,599 --> 00:46:51,320
is just recovering from breaking every bone in his body

872
00:46:51,360 --> 00:46:55,400
from that building he jumped off two years ago. Okay,

873
00:46:56,159 --> 00:46:57,239
now we get into the tip meeting.

874
00:46:57,760 --> 00:47:00,960
Speaker 3: I was gonna say that this is difference between men

875
00:47:01,000 --> 00:47:03,840
and women, Barbie announcing that she's gonna flirt with Eddie

876
00:47:04,280 --> 00:47:08,039
just to help her friend out. A man wouldn't do this.

877
00:47:08,559 --> 00:47:10,159
It's not a dude thing. If a dude wants to

878
00:47:10,159 --> 00:47:13,480
get back at another dude, he doesn't flirt.

879
00:47:13,320 --> 00:47:15,400
Speaker 1: He breaks a bottle of beer over his.

880
00:47:15,440 --> 00:47:18,000
Speaker 3: No, he takes a shit in that dude's closet or something.

881
00:47:18,239 --> 00:47:20,159
That's why we're more evolved. What were we going to.

882
00:47:20,159 --> 00:47:21,559
Speaker 1: Say, Well, we are simple.

883
00:47:22,960 --> 00:47:23,800
Speaker 3: Hey, why'd you do that?

884
00:47:23,840 --> 00:47:26,280
Speaker 1: I was mad at you?

885
00:47:26,360 --> 00:47:28,440
Speaker 3: Oh you didn't want to just flirt with my girlfriend.

886
00:47:29,159 --> 00:47:30,039
Oh that's immature.

887
00:47:30,119 --> 00:47:33,159
Speaker 1: No, that's why I took a shit on your your loves.

888
00:47:34,440 --> 00:47:37,880
It really stunk, man, I know it's pretty pissed off.

889
00:47:38,280 --> 00:47:41,199
It's good to the tip eating tip, beating a little light.

890
00:47:41,519 --> 00:47:43,079
Speaker 3: I got say little light.

891
00:47:43,239 --> 00:47:45,280
Speaker 1: Yeah, for such an incredible vacation, I would say a

892
00:47:45,280 --> 00:47:45,559
little like.

893
00:47:45,960 --> 00:47:49,199
Speaker 3: Okay, a couple charges back. We had twenty three thousand

894
00:47:49,320 --> 00:47:50,880
for four days.

895
00:47:51,559 --> 00:47:53,239
Speaker 1: Yeah, but we've also had really good tips.

896
00:47:53,800 --> 00:47:55,880
Speaker 3: They were over tipping. It was a little light all right, well,

897
00:47:56,039 --> 00:47:59,840
six star service, no helmet, and these guests were lovely.

898
00:48:00,119 --> 00:48:03,639
Speaker 1: Now Eddie and Ben have a little chat. Yea, what's

899
00:48:03,639 --> 00:48:06,840
going on here? What are we doing? Oh?

900
00:48:06,920 --> 00:48:10,519
Speaker 3: Yeah, this is a good, good or bad move, because

901
00:48:10,559 --> 00:48:13,679
now you've given each other information. Yeah, you're still at war.

902
00:48:13,760 --> 00:48:16,920
Speaker 1: You still want to honestly, you know what you bring

903
00:48:17,000 --> 00:48:19,119
up a very good point. If I'm Eddie and Ben,

904
00:48:19,320 --> 00:48:23,840
I go, don't tell me anything. I want a fair fight, Okay.

905
00:48:24,039 --> 00:48:27,079
I don't want to have any brotherly love with you

906
00:48:27,159 --> 00:48:30,639
at all. Okay, but that's not what happens. Eddie shares

907
00:48:30,679 --> 00:48:32,800
a little text with Ben. What did that text say?

908
00:48:33,320 --> 00:48:36,239
Speaker 3: It basically said, I miss uh hugging you and hanging

909
00:48:36,239 --> 00:48:42,920
out with you, and uh it's.

910
00:48:39,960 --> 00:48:42,039
Speaker 1: It's a can't stop thinking about.

911
00:48:41,800 --> 00:48:44,079
Speaker 3: You something along that ef fact. Now, I believe Eddie

912
00:48:44,480 --> 00:48:49,079
thinks that text is going to squash Ben's chances. And

913
00:48:49,119 --> 00:48:53,280
I would have thought that myself, but I don't think

914
00:48:53,320 --> 00:48:55,920
you can deny the drunkenness that is Eddie.

915
00:48:56,480 --> 00:49:00,280
Speaker 1: So yeah, he gets really drunk. He gets out there

916
00:49:00,280 --> 00:49:03,840
on the dance floor and it's just like, do you

917
00:49:03,880 --> 00:49:06,840
have seven children and a pocket protector? I mean, what

918
00:49:06,960 --> 00:49:07,719
is going on with you?

919
00:49:07,800 --> 00:49:08,159
Speaker 3: Dude?

920
00:49:09,000 --> 00:49:11,320
Speaker 1: All right, so we head out for a night on

921
00:49:11,360 --> 00:49:14,440
the town. At first, we have head to our favorite spot,

922
00:49:14,679 --> 00:49:19,719
our favorite restaurant, Pizza Train. We'll have three meat lovers

923
00:49:19,840 --> 00:49:23,719
and three Hawaiians. Now, Jenna is really pissed off that

924
00:49:23,800 --> 00:49:28,480
Barbie and Eddie are chatting it up. Jenna, Bit, you

925
00:49:28,480 --> 00:49:33,280
can't be mad at this, No, this is your modus operandi. Okay,

926
00:49:33,519 --> 00:49:35,280
you can't get pissed off at Eddie for this, all right?

927
00:49:35,320 --> 00:49:37,280
It's not okay now.

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Speaker 3: And I love Jenna, but you kind of deserve this.

929
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Speaker 1: Yeah, you do deserve it, and also don't be worried

930
00:49:44,199 --> 00:49:49,519
about it. Let him do his thing. Barbie will be repulsed. Yeah, okay,

931
00:49:49,840 --> 00:49:53,199
watch him move his hips like a virgin. Okay, let

932
00:49:53,280 --> 00:49:56,960
him drink the nine shots of fireball that are ordered. Okay.

933
00:49:57,599 --> 00:50:01,079
But this is where juwew and Daisy sit down and

934
00:50:01,119 --> 00:50:04,039
have a little chat and Juwao turns into the fatal

935
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attraction Luna tech. Like I mentioned, he he says, like,

936
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you know, when we cuddled, it meant the world to me,

937
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And Daisy's like, what the fuck are you talking about?

938
00:50:15,320 --> 00:50:18,719
How long have you been a sea rat? If we

939
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had a kid with each other, it wouldn't mean the world.

940
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What do you what do you say? Calm down?

941
00:50:24,199 --> 00:50:26,119
Speaker 3: I think she said something's wrong. Do you need a

942
00:50:26,119 --> 00:50:27,039
cigarette or something?

943
00:50:27,119 --> 00:50:30,599
Speaker 1: Yeah, let me get you a cigarette. Now. Ben is

944
00:50:30,679 --> 00:50:34,920
playing the Jiao role that being not good at breaking

945
00:50:35,000 --> 00:50:38,119
up with people. He goes over to Jenna and he says, Babe,

946
00:50:38,159 --> 00:50:39,719
I think we need to pour a bunch of ice

947
00:50:39,719 --> 00:50:41,599
in our bathtub, and she says, what the fuck are

948
00:50:41,599 --> 00:50:44,239
you talking about? What did you just say? I think

949
00:50:44,719 --> 00:50:46,440
I think we need to pour a bunch of ice

950
00:50:46,480 --> 00:50:47,760
on our bathtub, baby.

951
00:50:48,159 --> 00:50:52,199
Speaker 3: Yeah, and then then he gives a U. He recites

952
00:50:52,239 --> 00:50:56,800
the text language which is inaccurate, but the gist is there.

953
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But you know, breaking up with a girl that you're

954
00:50:59,800 --> 00:51:02,239
not actually in a relationship with I thought it was

955
00:51:02,280 --> 00:51:03,639
a little silly on his part.

956
00:51:03,840 --> 00:51:09,159
Speaker 1: Yeah, we're through. You can you can come in and

957
00:51:09,199 --> 00:51:14,239
get your get your dick pillow, take whatever assets you

958
00:51:14,320 --> 00:51:16,119
have and move on with your life.

959
00:51:16,440 --> 00:51:19,280
Speaker 3: And if you watch the trailer for next week, boy

960
00:51:19,360 --> 00:51:20,639
shit goes sideways fast.

961
00:51:20,679 --> 00:51:23,840
Speaker 1: Yeah, it turns out that Eddie will walk into a

962
00:51:23,960 --> 00:51:28,039
morning after UH situation in the guest cabin and we'll

963
00:51:29,159 --> 00:51:31,800
go on to call Ben a fucking prick. So we'll

964
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see what happens next week. Until then, go to pagroon

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dot com another podcast network for Summer House. The Reunion

966
00:51:37,039 --> 00:51:39,519
is coming up. It's going to be fucking lit and

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00:51:39,599 --> 00:51:41,760
Rhode Island is fantastic. We love you very much. I'm

968
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Dylan saying goo bye Pat, say goodbye Tal and take goodbye.

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Speaker 3: Matt Sen Distinct in