Speaker 1: Made a decision Pace sunny Sound. I had a vision.
Speaker 2: Night.
Speaker 1: Hey all you lovey Dove's out there.
Speaker 2: Sweet sweet motherfuckers, sweatuts.
Speaker 1: Yes, it's Friday. Let it fly, Yeah, let your freak
flag fly.
Speaker 2: Remember we used to always open calling people cunts, and
then some people were complaining.
Speaker 1: Well you know what happened? I for some yeah kind of,
But I remember really when we would have these ads
with podcasts one and they were like, you can't swear
the first twenty minutes of the show until peak, Yes
and Dove. Those were the ads and so bars we
felt so stifled.
Speaker 2: We couldn't talk about true crime, right, We couldn't talk
about couldn't talk about getting sexually harassed at the massage parlor.
Speaker 1: Talk about uber rape, none of the good stuff uber rape.
Speaker 2: If you know, you know, swearing, we weren't allowed to
swear at all, right, so we weren't allowed to swear.
Speaker 1: And then when the ads went away, it was like, ah,
what's up, fucking asshole motherfuckers? But do you remember?
Speaker 2: And this is like a suck baseball because we don't
have to deal with this, We don't have to deal
with Mike August anymore. But do you remember, so they
gave us like a big talking to about, like you
can't say any of this stuff. And then I believe
producer Gary was still our producer maybe yeah, or maybe
it was Kaitlin, but oh.
Speaker 1: They'd be like if we swore, they'd edit it out.
Speaker 2: Yes, yes, I was being way better about it than you,
And you were like, that's my fucking company.
Speaker 1: I don't care, Like I mean, yeah.
Speaker 2: I swear you would slip and swear right and Gary
about some true crime thing. And then I was trying
to ask for a raise from Mike, remember, and I
was like, look, we we've done everything that you've asked.
We were this ad made us a lot of money,
but we had to completely change our show.
Speaker 1: And I just want to say that I really listened
and was really trying. I was like, yes, I was.
Speaker 2: Like and whenever there was like the swearing, I would
try to reel it back in. I was trying really hard,
and I have like no dog in that fight, right right,
he didn't care. I didn't care what he got. You
just a typical female comedian. Well that was years years before. Yeah,
that started us off on a bad foot.
Speaker 1: Yeah, I shouldn't have told you that but I wanted
to tell you that I don't know, like.
Speaker 2: Oh, I got real mad, Yeah, because I was like,
why am I we need a psychic hotline, which I
don't agree with in the first place.
Speaker 1: Every day it was supposed to be a daily show.
Speaker 2: Oh yeah, I was like, so I'm going to drive
from Nsino to Burbank daily for no money, for the
possibility of a rev share if we sell enough for
Psychic Psychic Network. Yes, like and last thing that I
believe ined it. He was like, Wow, I guess you
just don't want to make money. Yeah, I guess you
just don't want to help Lynette and help our comrade.
And you lasted like a few months doing it, and
then you were like fuck this. I think I did
it once with Lisa Vanderbump Yes, and once and a
couple of times with Gina Gina No.
Speaker 1: Was it Gina Yes? Or it was Gina. It was Gina,
trust me, it was not Tersa. You can still find
those episodes.
Speaker 2: It was.
Speaker 1: It wasn't Teresa, No, not Alison, it was Gina. No,
it was Gina. Love Gina. She she is the best.
Shout out to Gina grad I love her. Hey, heyhad
what's she doing. I think she's she's doing all.
Speaker 2: So.
Speaker 1: She does a lot of radio stuff. I think, yeah, yeah,
she's doing good.
Speaker 2: She was a regular on the Woody Show, right yeah,
kick Yeah. I'm not sure I think she is.
Speaker 1: I don't know which is on serious? I want to say,
Oh is it it's a real gig? Oh, I don't know.
Maybe it's on Teresa Drill Radio. Yeah, I don't know,
have a thing anymore terrestrial like k Rock in the mornings.
I don't know. Well that does the hell? Oh maybe
it does. I think it does. Yeah, I have a
cricket in my room. What am I gonna do? What
do you do in your bedroom? Dude? I saw a
cricket as I was getting ready for bed two nights ago,
and it was just right there on the ground, hopping
on its way under my bed. And I have a
big space under my bed. It's like maybe a foot
off the floor. So, but my bed's heavy, I can't
move it around. So then I'm like, that gets so
so cute? Oh hell, Okay, they're qute outside they are,
and they're fine. I see them all the time outside. Hey,
what's up? Don't fucking come and bother me, so it's
ready caves a here, cavesy here, you know, and also okay,
so then it was gone and then I couldn't find it.
I'm like, oh God, hopefully it just you know, disappears.
And then then two nights later, I'm in my bedroom
and there it is, sitting on top of my headboard,
right above my head where I sleep, just hanging out.
I say, good luck, Yes, it's lucky. It's like a ladybug. Okay,
well it's still there somewhere I can't so I tried
to problem is the noise they make. That's what I
was worried about. But it doesn't make a peep. Oh
well then who cares. I don't want to keep it.
Speaker 2: I don't want to jump it on my face or
something like want to They don't really like people that much.
Speaker 1: Well, then why is he hanging out with me in
my bed? Maybe he likes the climate, maybe he likes
the smells. I don't know. But he'll go away, I hope.
I try to get I try to scoop him in
a paper towel, you know, didn't want none of that.
Jumped away and then back behind my bed. So now
he's in my bed somewhere Jimmy Jimminy. Yeah.
Speaker 2: Anyhow, I don't feel like their life spans are that long,
so I know how, I hope it just dies of
old age soon. I hope it's already old at the
end of its life.
Speaker 1: I mean what flies live like a couple days?
Speaker 2: Right, Yeah, they're bad too. Oh the flies are the worst. Now,
those are gross.
Speaker 1: They are gross. Remember my condo. I came home there
was flies like it was out of a horror movie. Yes, everywhere,
and I'm like, what the fuck turned out? I remember
there was like an egg or something that I didn't
know what it was, and I scooped it up and
put it in my trash can and then it, yeah,
gave eggs. And then there was flies everywhere that it
was bad. Yeah, and I still have coyotes really. Oh yeah.
I thought the neighbors were going to get rid of them.
You just they can't. They go under the fence. There's
really it's a huge backyard, so there's all these it's
really tough. They did try. They put they patched up
some spaces, but they always find some way and they
just go there. And I hang out and watch Phil
and watch WHI you know him sitting outside. I can't
leave Phil outside at all by himself. I know they're
not going to bother him, but I don't trust him
because sometimes there's two of them hanging out together.
Speaker 2: You don't want him ganging up and they're like all
trying to tackle Phil.
Speaker 1: No. No, Plus Phil's got some arthritis, so he's not
gonna be Yeah, he's not quick.
Speaker 2: He doesn't have a way to come in the house either,
because you don't have a doggy door. Right.
Speaker 1: No, No, Bill does this thing every morning. Now we
can move. He goes every morning every morning, like clockwork.
He goes outside to pee. Okay, I open the door.
I stand and wait for him because he's dubious. He
walks out to go pee, and then he stops and
he turns around and looks at me, and then he
kind of goes like, oh, I'm want to come back inside.
Don't like, don't leave me, like I ever leave you
asshole outside. I bet I'm You're with me my side
all the time. I don't ever leave you out. I
don't go bye and like, you know, hang out inside
the house while you're sitting outside. I don't you know.
Every morning he does that like and I got to
give him the way, like just go go, and then
he goes without fail. I got a videotape, but it's.
Speaker 2: Crazy you got a videotape and I know I'm going
to or fill content please.
Speaker 1: Yeah, anyway, I know you're gonna tell me about Sunny.
Speaker 2: But since we're on the topic of dogs, yes, let's
see update. I as I told you, I kind of
took a step back and I was like, let me
just well, John always goes the right dog will come
to us.
Speaker 1: So John's not been helping on this search at all. Well,
I don't think he thinks you need help.
Speaker 2: He doesn't think we really need a dog, but I do.
I'm still on it. So then the other rescue, which
I it's great, called Real Good Dog Rescue. He just
kept sending me dogs like you're gonna like this one.
And as I told you last time, I'm like, the
dog cannot look like a pit bull. Because John, even
though Penelope was a pipule, just reiterating she didn't look
like a pipule. When we got her, we were like,
what kind of dog is she? I mean, we had
to do the embark, the wisdom and embark so we
could figure out what she was. We were surprised that
she was part pit. Right now that I really know
the breed, I do see the pit in her face,
which she's so hairy that it is really misleading, right,
and most people would be like, what kind of dog
is that? And then I'd have to be like, she's
part pity, you know, so kind of looking for something
like that so that people don't immediately clock her as
a piple only because of our homeowner's insurance. I don't
care whatever anybody says. I think pipules are the sweetest.
Speaker 1: They're so cute. Yeah, I don't do I.
Speaker 2: Want like the like a pure pit bull, the kind
that look kind of scary.
Speaker 1: Well, no, that's the thing. You know, they can be
bred to like to do that kind of attacking and stuff.
But if you get like a mixed a mixed.
Speaker 2: Stamfordshire Terriers, they're so cute. They're usually sweet. But whatever
the point is, we've got to have a dog that
kind of misleads people. So I've been looking for dogs
that you know they might it's Los Angeles. Yeah, they're
almost all going to have some pit in them. But whatever. Anyway,
I see this dog, she's so cute. Immediately, I'm just like,
oh my god. So she's on Instagram. You guys can
go look her up. It's she's I look her up now,
look her up right now. Okay, look up pup Culture Rescue. Okay, no, no, no, no,
that's that's the other one. That's the one that I
went to visit. Look up real good. No, it's called
it's called Pups Without Borders. Okay, all one word, obviously,
Pups without Borders. And when you open up their page, okay.
Speaker 1: Scroll down. Oh my friend Steve Kern follows it too.
Speaker 2: Oh okay, so not the top row, not the second row,
not the third row, the first one on the.
Speaker 1: Fourth row, on the left, in the cage. In the cage. Oh,
I love him.
Speaker 2: Right, it's a her name Sissy. Play that video for
a minute first.
Speaker 1: She's so cute and she looks really like a little
scaredy Yeah, she's a little scaredy cat. Oh my god, Stephanie, Okay,
look at how many likes that video has though, right
in five hundred, twenty five hundred likes, one hundred and
fifty comments. She's the cutest fucking dog.
Speaker 2: As soon as I saw her, I was like, oh
my god, I've met my soul, like that's my dog, Like, yeah,
I have her. But I caught the video on the
earliest side, so I was like, oh no, Like everybody
else feels the same way. They're just all liking this post.
So now I'm like, now there's going to be competition.
As you know, every time there's a new rescue. I
wish they all just were in hoots with each other
and you fill out one application and it just goes
to some central I.
Speaker 1: Would have been made. That would be nice.
Speaker 2: You got to go through the whole rigmar role for
the next one. So now I'm like commenting on the
thing and I'm like, oh my god, is she available?
And when you watch the video, it says she's available
for adoption. You go to their website, though no Sissy
listed there. First of all, obviously we're going to change
the name from Sissy if I ever, if I get.
Speaker 1: To have this dog.
Speaker 2: But so, and there's a bunch of people that are like,
oh my god, interested, you know, but I can't find
her anywhere.
Speaker 1: So then I try to.
Speaker 2: Respond to the thing and I'm like, oh my gosh,
like where is she?
Speaker 1: You know whatever. So now I'm like, well, nobody's responding
to me.
Speaker 2: So you know, you can't do anything without filling out
an application. So I fill out an application and you
you guys know right, they want like your tax id,
very laborious process process, and you got to sell yours
And now finding out that for a dog that's like
sought after. It's like selling a house in a seller's
market and you're buying. You know, you got to like
write a letter of reference. Oh and this this one
wanted like reference letters. Like, I mean, it's intense. Okay,
So I fill out the application and then I have
to wait and then I then I get an email
that says thank you for your application. It's kind of
a form email. It doesn't feel like they're like, oh
my god, you sound amazing. I can't wait to hook
you up with the dog. It's like, thank you for
your interest. We've decided to take you to the next step.
Here's how our process works. It's very stiff.
Speaker 1: Yeah, they don't.
Speaker 2: Seem to understand that. I'm like, I am obsessed with
this dog. I must have it right.
Speaker 1: And you can't call them and get them on anybody
on the phone.
Speaker 2: Now, Yeah, Okay, they literally say in their thing, like,
don't try to call first anything. You need to fill
out an application. We're not going to be like just
hooking you up with a dog because you called us. Okay,
So I'm like I got to go through the right channels,
but also like fuck somebody, this dog is going to
be thought after. So I get that email back and
it says and I respond, oh okay, and it says
the next step would be setting up a phone interview.
You'd let us know when you're available for a phone call,
so you know. I write back immediately and I'm like anytime,
like I could do today, like wide open tomorrow, name
a time, you know. So then I get a did
I text them this too? I can't remember.
Speaker 1: I might have.
Speaker 2: I think they gave me a phone number. They said
message us and tell us like when you're available.
Speaker 1: So I messaged the phone number.
Speaker 2: Now I'm texting right yeah, Now I'm in a text
relationship and I'm like anytime. Then finally I get a
text back and they're like, well how about I don't
really have we can't do this was like on a Thursday,
and I was maybe it was like a Thursday night,
and I was like anytime tomorrow, however it was They're like, no,
we really don't have any time. How about sometime over
the weekend. So I'm like, yeah, well Saturday I had
to go do speech and debates. I'm like, I'm like
trying to sound more, but I'm like, I can't on Saturday,
but anytime on Sunday. So then they write back and
they're like, yeah, none of the times on Sunday really work,
but how about Monday? So I'm like, okay, so now
I got away till Monday. But meanwhile she.
Speaker 1: Was like, which dog were you interested in? Again her
so and.
Speaker 2: I wrote Sissy and then she writes, oh, yeah, We've
had a lot of interest in that dog.
Speaker 1: And I'm like, damn the fuck.
Speaker 2: So I go, okay, well, like how much interest do
I have a shot?
Speaker 1: Basically yeah, I was like, well is it with already approved?
Speaker 2: Because now I'm like, now I'm behind right right, like,
is it with people that have already been interested in
dogs before and.
Speaker 1: You approve them?
Speaker 2: Let me see, let me look at what she said
back to that, because.
Speaker 1: I just I feel like you should just go to
a bunch of these places and just start applying before
you even look you know, like.
Speaker 2: Yeah, So she writes back name Okay, she writes back,
She's a very popular girl. We've had a lot of
inquiries about her, which is wonderful that people are seeing
her on social media.
Speaker 1: And I'm like, no, it's not not not to me.
Speaker 2: Oh and then I said, oh, my friend Karina, this,
my friend does puppy parties for your rescue. I'm like
trying anything, yes, And she tried to check for me
are the inquiries from already approved adopters?
Speaker 1: And I said, because.
Speaker 2: We're better and then and then I wrote when I
wrote we're better, it auto corrected it didn't put the
apostrophe in there, so just said, like, we're better. So
I wrote we are and then I wrote we apostrophe
are Ian. Then I said auto correct is trying to
sabotage me from adopting this dog.
Speaker 1: I'm trying to be funny. Yeah, getting no no reaction.
Speaker 2: She writes, there's quite a list for her already, and yes,
some of them are previously approved.
Speaker 1: Jesus. So now I'm like, what the like, really, how
hard is it?
Speaker 2: Like?
Speaker 1: This is ridiculous. This is like trying to get a house,
I know.
Speaker 2: So I wrote it's still worth getting on your approved list, yes,
and she wrote, of course it is. It's all about
the connections with a pup. It's not about when the
approval is, if that makes sense, And I said totally okay.
So then I talked to her today. Okay, it went
really well. Okay, we had a great conversation. Luckily John
was in the room because to be totally real, we
had been having an argument. But I was like, we
got to stop having this argument because we're about to
see potential parents to a dog, which of course was
not thrilling to John because he's in no rush.
Speaker 1: But I'm like dance monkey. So we were on speakerphone.
Speaker 2: The last one that we had a meeting with we
had to FaceTime, which is more pressure because you got
to look, you got to keep your face looking really
into it the whole time, you know, really like dog people.
Speaker 1: Yes, you gotta have some like dog hair on you.
Oh yeah. Yeah. So this was just a phone call.
Speaker 2: This girl sounded like a little bit young, but goddamn,
these people are doing like the Lord's work over there.
Speaker 1: Yeah, they're so committed, right, but we like when we.
Speaker 2: Got to the part where she was like, so tell
us why what kind of a home you would provide.
And I was like, okay, listen, we are home all
day and all night, like we are work from home.
This dog is going to get so much attention anyway.
By the end of the conversation, she was like, yeah,
I mean, you guys sound really good. And here's the thing, like,
would you be interested in fostering her first? Like you know,
we we don't know how she is in a home
environment yet, like right now she's still depressing, and so
how would you feel about like trying her out, you know,
because we don't know how she is right now she's
a bit barkie, but it could be because of her
and where she she is being kenneled ye with a
bunch of other dogs. And I was like, well, can
we meet her? And she was like, of course, of course,
she goes you can meet her a few times. It
was so much less pressure than the last one. It
was like, can you drive to Hacienda Heights and meet
this dog and take it home?
Speaker 1: Right?
Speaker 2: So I already feel like and she was like, we
can schedule it for this week, like whenever you want.
And I was like, oh my god, what.
Speaker 1: If somebody else gets her? Though? Like, is that a possibility,
because I don't know. You get your hopes up if
they if he's if this dog is other suitors.
Speaker 2: I know, I know, but I'm telling you there was
something about the vibe when I talked to her that
made me feel like, yes, no one is about to
take this dog out from under me.
Speaker 1: Yes, I think.
Speaker 2: She was like, we're really trying to give her like
a few days, we're trying to assess her personality, and like,
I think it would be great for you to meet
her and even try her at your home, so I
don't feel like it was like imminent that somebody else
is trying to get her good and this place is
in Van eyes perfect. I was like, we're in Encino,
Like we can hop over there in ten minutes. Yes,
And so I'm going to meet her this week like
probably maybe tomorrow, and I'm not today I know, because
I'm working here. And then she said, I said, can
we meet her? She said yeah, let's do this week.
I have to send her my video of my home,
my home check, and then she said we could do
like mid morning, Like oh my god, this early this week.
So I was like, I'm just going to tell her
we're available tomorrow, We're available wednesday. We'll go meet her
and see. Yeah, and John was open to it. She's silly.
Speaker 1: John was like, which dog is this again?
Speaker 2: And I'm like the one that has the tits, like
the one that just had babies.
Speaker 1: And he was like, okay, yeah, she's cute. She's cute.
So I'm like, how old is she? She's only like one? Okay, perfect,
that's perfect. I don't care if she's.
Speaker 2: Got some quirks as long as I said, does she
grow up people when she meets them? And I was like,
oh no, no, she loves people. She's just I think
she's just skittish. And she was like, I don't know
if she's ever lived in a home. She might have
just been astray. We don't know.
Speaker 1: It seems like she's a little skittish because she's probably
been around nothing but chaos, being in these kennels and
stuff and people coming and going. She needs a home.
Speaker 2: Her story was so sad because I guess the rescue
had been at this shelter and they'd seen her and
she had a little cold, and they had decided they
all loved her. All the people that had they had
met her loved her, so they all decided that they
were going to take her. You know, they only have
limited So then everybody was all excited and they were
going to go get her. And they get to the
shelter and they're like, oh, we euthanized her. So she's
like we all started crying, we were so upset, and
she goes and then it turned out there was a
mix up. They got the name wrong. They and she
was like, not that. It's great that they euthanized another dog, yeah.
Speaker 1: But it wasn't her.
Speaker 2: So then because it had turned out that she had
a cold, and a lot of times they told me
that these rest.
Speaker 1: These the shelter shelters almost.
Speaker 2: Any excuse because they need to, like that's how they
justify it, Like, well this dog was sick, so god,
so she was redlined like it was going to happen
any day. They just got her out and like she.
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Speaker 2: Last summer, my husband and I reached out after seeing
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to bring a new dog home. We saw a boxer
mix named Tater Todd and applied to adopt. We submitted
an application, shared photographs of our home and yard, and
had a long phone conversation with I won't say her name,
but the foster mom, and then nothing. Seriously, we were ghosted.
It did feel bad because we were ready to move
on from being sad about the loss of our dog,
but we were just waiting, waiting, waiting, And we've always
been good pet owners. My husband and I work opposite schedules.
So our dogs are almost never alone. They live in
our home, have regular vet visits, quality food, play sessions
in the backyard, a regular live in pet sitter when
we go on vacation. Well, we gave up on pods
without borders. Well it's that, it's not called that, but whatever,
and found two sweet puppies to love.
Speaker 1: But what happened?
Speaker 2: I can tell you that Tater Tot is still on
petfinder dot com. I feel like this rescue or whatever
didn't want to home a dog. They wanted me to
pay for them to take care of their dog.
Speaker 1: What.
Speaker 2: That's really terrible when people are trying to do the
right thing and bring home a rescue.
Speaker 1: Okay, so they got to respond people, Oh they did, Yeah,
they got a response. Okay, this is the funny part.
Speaker 2: Hi, Stacy, I do remember you as Tater Todt is
one of our favorite rescue dogs. I looked back at
our texts and confirmed that we sent you a message
letting you know we were considering another applicant for her,
but you never replied. So to clarify, we didn't send
you quote nothing or quote ghost you. I'm not sure
why you thought we did I'm sure you were devoted
and loving pet owners, but there are reasons that we
didn't consider you to adopt Tator Tot. As you mentioned,
you sent us pictures of your home, and although we
never asked Although we never asked for this pictures of
you and your husband, the pictures you chose to send
were frankly odd. Your home, I'm sorry to say, did
not look like a safe and happy place for a
puppy to grow up. It was extremely cluttered and dirty.
While we often adopted people in apartments or with no yard,
Tater will be a sixty plus pound dog and would
do best with an open home and yard to play in.
We were also a little confused by the pictures you
sent of you and your husband. I'm not sure if
you were trying to seem personable, but the pictures of
your husband sitting in a dog crate did not go
over well with our adoption team.
Speaker 1: Oh my god, what the hell? Yeah, sitty in a
dog crate? What are they doing? So they're trying to
like be fun, but that's yeah, that's weird.
Speaker 2: And their house they're like in a weird and wettered,
dirty house. And then there's pictures of the guy in
a dog crate.
Speaker 1: What that's odd. They must get a ton of like
weird weird people and weird pictures of their house and stuff.
Speaker 2: Okay, then this guy says, this is this isn't super long.
He says, filled out their application, no phone interviews, and
receive this back via email. Thank you for reaching out
to Pups Without Borders. While we appreciate you applying with us,
we've decided not to move forward with your application at
this time. Thank you and best of luck. What would
they glean from my application? To respond like this?
Speaker 1: Yeah? What? Hello? Don I've.
Speaker 2: I've looked back at your application and confirmed with our
team that your application was denied. Our application is meant
to service as many potential applicants as possible. This includes
questions with options for where people live, house, apartment, condo,
et cetera, or names and ages of people in the home.
Speaker 1: For example.
Speaker 2: For any questions that gave different options or were not
applicable to you, you put a complaint along with your answer.
For example where we put quote landlord name and contact
information and you answered I own my home. Some of
these questions need to be rethought of after reading multiple
answers that included a complaint about the question being answered.
We decided there was a high risk that working with
you further would be a difficult experience for our adoption coordinators.
Our concern with your answers made us decide to exercise
our right to not adopt to you, as we think
any rescue would do and has done, given these answers.
Speaker 1: Just a look, oh my god, can you image? Yeah,
I'm sure he was, just like, what's what these questions?
Speaker 2: Like?
Speaker 1: Enough? Yes, like none of your business?
Speaker 2: Yes, isn't that funny? Because it is weird? Like you
do have to go like each question if it doesn't
apply to you, you have to write like na, right, well,
like how hard is it to go? And a why
would you argue every time? And be like I already
answered this question? Why are you answering asking it a
different like?
Speaker 1: And I bet you can imagine. They must get tons
of those kinds of applicants.
Speaker 2: If I was working at a rescue, I would be like, hey,
now fuck this guy, bye bye.
Speaker 1: Oh my gosh. Yeah, well they are doing the Lord's work.
Yeah yeah, so Sonny, yeah, so super Bowl weekend. Sunny's
flying out today. Actually for the weekend, it's going to
go to his dad's and watch Super Bowl, And I'm
going to Glenn's with all my friends. Right, Mike Gerstein's
flying out out as well. Suzanne was coming, but she
can't make it because her boyfriend's mom passed away. Oh
so they have to fly back home for the weekend. Yeah,
so she's not gonna make it, but don'll be there
all the greatest hits of people. It's gonna be fun. So, yeah,
study was coming home. So I you know, I was
telling you last week. He calls like one sunny goes
back to school. He barely gets back to me. His
text are like one word, you know, or or accidentally
thinks he's calling his friend but calls me like the
story I told life. So, he had a final that
he had to do in his film class and he
was he was done with it, and so he was like,
I'm gonna I'll call you and tell you about it.
So we talked for like three and a half hours.
Oh my god, I know, I know, I know. So
he all he told me all about his film class,
then he told me about his geography class. Then he
was telling me about his others and his teachers and
his projects and the people. So we talked about that.
Then we talked about Super Bowl, and we talked about sports.
Oh my owne, my god, that guy. And I'm not
going to cut him off because you know how on
he lives by himself. And also he's telling me like
a lot of his guy friends out there are not
big like football watchers, Like they're there, they watched the
big games, but they're not into it like he is.
You know. I mean, so on and on about sports,
and on and on about the Patriots and why the
Rams lost and how they lost and blah blah blah
and this quarterback and who's going to get MVP and
I don't know in one ear and out the other
most of it, you know, but I got to like
still kind of pay attention so he doesn't think I'm
not like just sitting there actually scrolling through like Instagram,
you know. But anyway, and then then we were talking
about he was telling me something interesting. He was telling
me that Bad Bunny is so hugely popular on Spotify.
He's got like, I think it's like eighty million or
maybe more of subscribers on Spotify. And he said it
was really smart of the NFL to have Bad bunny.
Because the NFL has been trying to expand internationally. They
have had probably last year, I think they only had
like two or three. This year, they had like seven
or eight games out of the country. Oh yeah, I
didn't even know that. During the season season games like
over like you know, internationally and also Latin America. So
he was like, it makes sense to have bad money
and I was like, oh, I didn't know that, okay
then and then we were talking. Then I was telling
him about Justin Aboaldoni and Blake Lively just a little
reac football. Yeah. I was like, can I just can
I just talk to you about do you know what's
going on? And he was like, wait, that's still going on.
He goes like that that was over. That was months ago,
and I go, no, no, it's still going wait to hear
like babba. Of a sudden, he starts scrolling on his phone.
He's like, no, go on, mom. Yes, So he's telling
him about Ryan Reynolds and how what an asshole he
is and how he reached out to Ben Affleck and
and sudden he was like really, He's like, do tell
And I was telling him and then I'm getting Then
he's like do I know Blake Lively? And I go,
you don't know Blake Lively and he's like, well, and
he's looking her up and he goes, oh her, oh,
and he's like and I go, well, she's you know,
she's really I hate her, but she's you know, she
really pretty. She that's that movie star good looks. And
he goes, I don't think so. And he was like
she was married to Scarlett Johanson. He goes, I think
she's way better looking than Blake Live and I was
like what. Oh well. Then I was like, wait, what type?
And we never talked about like what is your type?
Like who do you think is you know, yeah, the
movie stars? And he was like okay. He goes, my
number one. I would have never picked this in a millionaires,
My number one, Anne Hathaway. You think she's gorgeous, Yeah.
Speaker 2: And wow, very all American but like dark haired, dark hair, brunettes,
big brown eyes, big brown eyes. Next next would be.
Speaker 1: Uh, that's her face kind damn. She's in Star War,
she's the princess. She's uh. Natalie Portman.
Speaker 2: Natalie Portman, I knew, I swear to you, I knew
he was gonna say Natalie Portman really but no one
in his own age.
Speaker 1: Yeah, that's what I go, what about somebody? Then he goes, actually,
you know, is the most classic beauty is Audrey Hepburn.
Speaker 2: Oh my god, okay, so ridiculous, right, I'm such a
movie boy.
Speaker 1: Yes, right, like okay, movie snob Audrey Hepburn. And he's like,
I don't I like that classic brunette. Look. He's like, oh,
I'm like any and I go, well, that makes sense
with Natalie Portman. I go, but what about you know,
I don't know who else is out there? What uh
Zandaia or something, you know. And he's like, yeah, she's
she's pretty. She's pretty, you know. But he's like, yeah,
those were his And and then I was like, Scarlett
Johanson better looking than Brake Lively And he's like, yeah,
I don't think Blake Lively is that. I mean, she's attractive,
you know. He's like, ginger, I wouldn't kick her out.
He goes, but like, he goes, I don't know. He's like,
she's eh, you know. And then he was really disappointed
here about Ryan Reynolds. He was like that that sucks
because I really like him, but what an asshole? I
was like, yeah, can you believe it? Yeah? And he's like,
you know what, it does remind me of what happened
in the NFL. And I was like, okay, back to sports.
Speaker 2: At least I had a little bit of you know,
was he in his apartment at the time.
Speaker 1: He was, He was in his apartment, but he was
getting ready to go on his walk. When he goes
on his walk, he listens to his sports shows and
his YouTube shows and stuff, you know, and listens to
porn his audio audio. He's walking around listening to porn. Yeah,
but he's doing good. He did great on his mid terms.
He felt okay, yeah, yeah.
Speaker 2: And he did apply to Oregon that he's doing that
he said in June is when they when they do it?
Speaker 1: Yeah, I don't know, you know. So anyway, he's doing great.
Excuse me, excuse you? Well that's so good. Yeah, it
was nice. So I got caught up with both kids
this week. So you told me to watch Was it
a date line or a forty?
Speaker 2: It was a dateline called Through the Wind or something
through the Window.
Speaker 1: Okay, it was an old one.
Speaker 2: It was like, I want to say, season nineteen or
something like that. Thirty three like episode nineteen. Yes, eh, yeah, yeah, yeah,
you know what I should find your texts?
Speaker 1: Yeah yeah, tell people.
Speaker 2: Okay to me was a riveting story and it was
season thirty one, episode nineteen.
Speaker 1: There you go the window called the window. Okay, tragic story,
but basically, you know this, this woman falls in love
with this military guy and you know they're in love.
They get married, then he gets a job overseas. Where
was it in Denmark or something Germany? At Germany, So
goes overseas. They get in a little apartment, they have
a baby. Their apartments on like the seventh floor, like
forty feet up hu and he claims she goes out
the window, claims that it was suicide, and her parents
back home are devastated. It's their only child. And the
dad is doing the interviews and he's I don't as
a father, as a parent, I can't imagine, Like, So
he went to see the apartment and he looks outside
and you can see how she was trying. There's marks
on the side of the window and all on the
building going all the way pretty much all the way
down at least from the top out.
Speaker 2: It's like a very steep but slightly slanted roof right,
So there's all this scuff marks like she she didn't
it's not like a balcony, like it just dropped straight down. Yeah,
there's a roof which slanted right right, which she would
have like it looked like she slid down the roof
until the end of it and then fell off right
and she was you so you see like her hand
and her feet marks and stuff and how she was
trying to hold on and then and she falls and
she's still alive when she hit the ground. Yeah, and
then they get her in the ambulance and she dies
and he the husband, is saying it's suicide, and then
the parents are like, when the dad saw those track
marks on the roof, he was like, wait a second,
that looks like she could have been pushed out the window.
Speaker 1: Yeah.
Speaker 2: And also the medical examiner though, said it approved it
being a suicide. So it really sucked for the parents
because they were like, well, hold on a minute, but
it was like a done deal. So they had to
try to get it reopened with not a ton of evidence,
with saying like, hey, this doesn't look right right right. Meanwhile,
didn't he like move on right away to a different one.
Speaker 1: I can't remember. One thing that I remember is he
said that she was depressed and she was drinking a lot,
and that she was taking Xanax and pills and stuff
like that. And then turns out he stole a bunch
of pills. Yeah.
Speaker 2: So he says that he like broke up. Did he
say he asked for he.
Speaker 1: Was going over there? Yeah, they were talking about breaking up,
getting a divorce, right.
Speaker 2: And that she was His claim is that she was
so upset about it that she just killed herself, and
that he walked into the room and just saw her
going out the window. And they were like, well, did
you see her hands? Did you see her feet first?
And he's like, I don't really know.
Speaker 1: I know he was. I think he said she went
head first out the window at one Yeah, but.
Speaker 2: Then he was like, or feet first, I don't know.
I barely saw it, Like right when I came in.
Speaker 1: You're in a tiny apartment. You don't know. You don't
remember your wife going out the fucking window.
Speaker 2: He said he heard her scream or something and then
went running in there. None of his story made up, No.
Speaker 1: But I don't know it was to me, it was
watching it through a parent's eyes. And I just could
not imagine your child going out that way and seeing
like those track marks on the side of the window
of her trying to hold on. And then they recreated
it in court, right, they had like this, They recreated
a woman trying to go out the window, and the
matches up to the what those track marks were in
court to prove that looks like she was pushed, like
she did not want to go out the window, trying
to hold on. Oh my god.
Speaker 2: Also, she had this best friend, Yes, this bitch. She
had a best friend who was like in her wedding,
who became closer friends with the husband and then testified
in court basically against like for the husband, saying, yeah,
she'd become like a really big drunk, like right the
last few times to talk to her, is really like
a different person. It turned out that they did a
toxicology test and she wasn't even she had like a
tiny bit of alcohol. And that's because and he planned
did a bottle of what she was trying not to drink. Right,
I think she was like trying to be sober, Yes
she was, and she didn't she really didn't have she
didn't any kind of Yeah, the heart we had any
alcohol in her, like a few SIPs, right, which I.
Speaker 1: Think he tried.
Speaker 2: Oh, he set it up, so they were saying that
he was saying like she was really a bad alcoholic
and like her friends were trying to get her not
to drink. And then it had turned out that he
went and bottle a bottle of wine, yes, and brought
it for dinner and then had put a shout in
her food yes yes yeah yeah, lasagna yes, and then
you always bake alasagna for when you're gonna when you're
going to break up with and.
Speaker 1: Also you wanted her to get sober, want to get sober.
But then there's video of you going to buy a
bottle of wine and you're bringing it to her right
when she's trying to get so and then planted it
because next to the best.
Speaker 2: Of her bed with the X Annex, yes, which he
had stolen, which it was proven that he'd stolen from
his job, right right, yeah, yea and it yeah. But
they do keep you kind of like they're like yeah,
but she was like pretty mentally ill.
Speaker 1: They're like, oh shit, was she like yeah, maybe she
did right, yeah? And then then the mom died and
then the dad built this huge estate for like his
grandkids and his daughter and his wife the mom. His
wife dies and now his daughter's gone and he's all
alone with.
Speaker 2: The biggest other family of the murderer got custody of
the kid.
Speaker 1: Yes, he doesn't even see his grandchild.
Speaker 2: Yeah, he said, he's so sad. Was her in many
since she was little?
Speaker 1: It was so sad. It was such a sad story.
It was terrible. Yeah. And then you had me watch
an episode of I Am Killer.
Speaker 2: Yes, I would look up I Am Killer. We could
talk about this one next week because I feel like
I feel like I want other people this.
Speaker 1: Is tell people to watch it.
Speaker 2: Watch I Am Killer season two, I think though it's
called like Cordova.
Speaker 1: What did I tell you?
Speaker 2: I yeah, okay, hold on, let me look where at
what I told Lynette to watch? Okay, I said, oh, okay,
Season two, episode eight of I Am Killer. Yeah, I
watched this one and it made me really mad in
a way that might surprise people. And then I went
I did a Reddit. I was like, I can't be
the only one that feels this way, and so I
looked it up on Reddit and I found some people
that very much agreed with.
Speaker 1: Me, Oh, I can't wait. It was a good episode.
It really was.
Speaker 2: Yeah.
Speaker 1: I love those shows because you're thinking, okay, I got it,
and then it goes one way and then you're like, okay,
but here's the flip side of the story. Yes, and
then you're like, motherfucker, you belong in jail.
Speaker 2: Yes, Yeah, I love it. I mean it's like my
comfort food.
Speaker 1: Yeah. I watched like an episode before bed. Yeah, I do.
I do that too.
Speaker 2: All right, Well, should we say hello to our friends
and get the hell?
Speaker 1: Yeah?
Speaker 2: How about Dick Frolicker and Nikki call your girl? And
Elizabeth Williamson's got a lot of kids. Rita's rocking them
in her bassiete though in the yet how Holly makes
really good pancakes with put some butter scissor butter fields
on it. Holly, I mean, Valerie hits it out of
the park. Katerina, you know what to do? Yeah, Gabby
and Missy they were they're still the gram, they're still
in the sweeping.
Speaker 1: They're mon seats and they're looking for their flip flops.
Bab he's so cute, and Rebecca's really cute and her
oh yeah, she's cute too. I love Rebecca, she sent
me a little private message. Thanks Rebecca, a little bit
you she'll cute. And Kelly Brandt She's will take you
to planned parenthood. Let's be real, Alicia ask save a Monte,
and Leslie with the coughing, and Aaron's a dirty Sanchez, Sandra,
it's not easy being green. Stephanie your stinker, wrinker, christa
droop and Kelsey's between two firmsday and I believe we
did all of our shout outs, so just need to
shout out Adam Lerner. Adam's got a car, use him
for all your needs. Yes, you know you've heard us
talk about him. You love Adams reminding you.
Speaker 2: All right, Thanks everybody, Yeah, your parent now go knof
it up.
Speaker 1: It's that angel