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<v Speaker 1>Tell him to read my books. Melanie, where are you from?

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<v Speaker 1>I'm from League City? Okay.

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<v Speaker 2>And who's listening to you this morning on the air?

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<v Speaker 2>Anybody listening live or you're waiting and they're waiting for

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<v Speaker 2>the podcast later.

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<v Speaker 1>I think my husband's listening. Okay, shout out. What's his name? James?

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<v Speaker 2>James worked with you a little bit, and the daughters

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<v Speaker 2>were working with you last night.

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<v Speaker 1>Kids names uh, Nan, Alyn, Vanessa and Genevieve. Oh my gosh. Okay,

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<v Speaker 1>you guys are busy over there. Yeah, the full house?

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<v Speaker 2>Yes, all right, who's going first?

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<v Speaker 1>I am you chose this? Yes, you chose this life.

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<v Speaker 1>I did choose. You did volunteer to come in here, right, yes, Chile.

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<v Speaker 2>He didn't go to your house and pluck you out

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<v Speaker 2>and drag you here, diddy.

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<v Speaker 1>Okay, why do you hear of her own? Validous? Okay?

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<v Speaker 1>All right? You want to go first? Yes, let's go first?

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<v Speaker 1>All right, let's do this. I like that. She's ready.

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<v Speaker 2>You picked a good one, all right, help her always

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<v Speaker 2>help her out with those headphones. You have picked all

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<v Speaker 2>stellar performers, stellar performers.

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<v Speaker 1>Now that's just to listen. We're not going to need this.

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<v Speaker 2>I really have full confidence for some reason, there's just

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<v Speaker 2>I'm vibing on Melanie right now. She's going to win,

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<v Speaker 2>but just in case there's a problem, if there's just

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<v Speaker 2>some complete meltdown. Good morning, rod Ryan Show, Hello, good morning, Hello, Hi,

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<v Speaker 2>what's your name?

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<v Speaker 1>Hi? Luke?

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<v Speaker 2>If Melanie, if she just crashes and burns, I will

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<v Speaker 2>give you the Volbeat Hailstorm tickets.

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<v Speaker 1>Okay, don't plan on going for free. You will. You

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<v Speaker 1>will be using ticketmaster dot com to get those tickets.

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<v Speaker 2>But you're the backup, all right, Ah.

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<v Speaker 3>You do.

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<v Speaker 1>Okay, Melanie's wondering what the hell is going on. She's

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<v Speaker 1>reading everybody's lips right now. Okay that guy.

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<v Speaker 2>Word number one sent in by Drew thumbs up.

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<v Speaker 1>Okay, she's ready. Yeah, there we go, twenty seconds on

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<v Speaker 1>the clock. Soon as I say the word rock.

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<v Speaker 2>Weenie slap, say it again, weenie slap, Weenie slap.

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<v Speaker 1>Yet you got it, weenie slap killie. You gotta kill

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<v Speaker 1>her in here, weenie slap saying you man does redheads

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<v Speaker 1>man to kill it all the time. And let me

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<v Speaker 1>tell you, and I didn't.

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<v Speaker 2>I didn't scold anyone today for sending in words. But

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<v Speaker 2>every time we have a chick coming into play. It's

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<v Speaker 2>all meaners. Yeah, it's all every word meaner words. And

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<v Speaker 2>then here I is.

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<v Speaker 1>Look and what do I do? Play right into your hand?

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<v Speaker 1>Play right in your hand. Okay, here we go. I

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<v Speaker 1>don't think there's any more.

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<v Speaker 2>Wieners, nice, a stack of words, less hope not. I

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<v Speaker 2>think it'll be Weenie liss moving forward.

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<v Speaker 1>Let's go with the clamors. Uh, doctor, but you stop it.

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<v Speaker 1>We have company. Doctor Doctor Malina sent in about it.

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<v Speaker 1>Doctor Malina centis in.

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<v Speaker 4>Sleep tattoo, slip tattoo, sleep tattoo, sleep tattoo.

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<v Speaker 1>We got a killer in here?

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<v Speaker 3>Yeah?

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<v Speaker 1>Do you got a killer in here? That guy on

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<v Speaker 1>the phone, I don't even know his name. I'm not

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<v Speaker 1>even I'm not even getting you to know him. Skywalk

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<v Speaker 1>out of here. Guy on the phone, I'm not You're

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<v Speaker 1>just guy on the phone. You're not You're not getting

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<v Speaker 1>these tickets, dude. That's Luke. Oh it's Luke, Luke Skywalker.

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<v Speaker 1>I don't want to know who it is. That is it? Luke?

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<v Speaker 1>Is it Luke? Yes, sir? Okay, she's got too, she's

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<v Speaker 1>got to.

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<v Speaker 2>We have a killer in here right now, Luke, I'll

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<v Speaker 2>tell you to hang on, Luke if you want.

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<v Speaker 1>I don't know why you would just hang up. Bro alright,

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<v Speaker 1>here we go Ashley with an Eye. Oh now, and

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<v Speaker 1>she's been the killer of dreams before.

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<v Speaker 2>Yeah, she sent me today's crazy criminal blog page.

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<v Speaker 1>Yeah, I saw that one, and she sent me this word.

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<v Speaker 1>Here we go, thumbs up. I think this was a

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<v Speaker 1>fun fact. I'm embarrassed. Sperm spark. Say that again, sperm.

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<v Speaker 4>Spark, smurf, smart sperm spark, sperm Spark, smurf smart sperm spark.

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<v Speaker 1>She doesn't want to say it, sperm spark. She got

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<v Speaker 1>little kids.

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<v Speaker 2>I think you knew the words, you just didn't want

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<v Speaker 2>to see.

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<v Speaker 1>So I apologize.

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<v Speaker 2>And it came in from Ashley with an Eye Diller company.

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<v Speaker 2>I think we did a fun fact on the show

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<v Speaker 2>at some point this week. I don't know this ridiculous program,

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<v Speaker 2>sperm Spark. I think when I think, when that whole

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<v Speaker 2>thing happens, the miracle of birth and life or life

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<v Speaker 2>like shoots, it's like careful using boats.

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<v Speaker 1>It was something faster than Usain Bolt, I remember that.

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<v Speaker 2>But there was some sort of a mini spark when

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<v Speaker 2>the stuff reaches the egg or something.

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<v Speaker 1>I don't know. I know you got kids. Jesus Christ,

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<v Speaker 1>come on, clean it up here. It's a beautiful thing.

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<v Speaker 1>It's a beautiful thing, all right, Alex, she got two.

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<v Speaker 1>I see you. I see how nervous you look. Nervous

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<v Speaker 1>you look? Who's this guy in the phone? Why are

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<v Speaker 1>you here? Phone guy? Why are you still here? We

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<v Speaker 1>don't need you? You're still hanging on there?

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<v Speaker 2>Do you think Alex is going three for three? Come

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<v Speaker 2>all right, if you're you're welcome to hang on if

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<v Speaker 2>you want to, just hang up, if you want.

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<v Speaker 1>It's up to you. I mean, she put all the

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<v Speaker 1>pressure on Alex. Of course she did, and you went first.

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<v Speaker 1>You're an animal. Good for you. All right, here we go.

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<v Speaker 1>Don't let that that innocent little fool you man. She

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<v Speaker 1>she knew what she was doing. She heard.

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<v Speaker 2>Okay, Alex has the headphones on. Doesn't necessarily need this,

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<v Speaker 2>but I'm sure it would help him.

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<v Speaker 1>Thumbs up. Molly sent this.

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<v Speaker 5>In jeep duck, jeep duck, chip nut, jeep ship, jeep duck,

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<v Speaker 5>what jeep duck, chip shot, jeep duck, cheap shot, cheap

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<v Speaker 5>shot jeep.

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<v Speaker 1>Now I'm realizing that was a tough word. Huh yeah, yeah, Oh,

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<v Speaker 1>he's mad. He's mad jeep duck, Luke, I even know

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<v Speaker 1>what that is. Luke. You're not still there, are you? Yeah?

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<v Speaker 2>I'm still here.

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<v Speaker 1>I can't get rid of him. I can't get rid

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<v Speaker 1>of him, all right. Luke's winning for his participation trophy.

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<v Speaker 1>There's a you know, people put ducks on jeeps. Do

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<v Speaker 1>you know about that? Yeah, I've seen it a lot.

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<v Speaker 3>Okayrog House, that's pretty much with that word, like.

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<v Speaker 1>Just because he hasn't hurt. Now, okay, he's mad. All right,

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<v Speaker 1>here we go. You goa to deal with them for

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<v Speaker 1>the rest of the day. Jason sent us in, he's

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<v Speaker 1>your twin. Get him under control. I'm the I'm the

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<v Speaker 1>nice one. You got the evil one over there? All right,

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<v Speaker 1>I'm in eh.

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<v Speaker 2>Okay, Jason sent us in twenty seconds on the clock,

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<v Speaker 2>thumbs up.

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<v Speaker 1>Yeah. Spring song? What spring song?

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<v Speaker 3>Spring song, Spring Dog, spring spring Dong, Spring Song. Now

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<v Speaker 3>you're saying that's different Spring song, Spring song, Spring Song?

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<v Speaker 3>I don't know spring so Nate, Oh oh oh, they

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<v Speaker 3>call her.

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<v Speaker 1>Better not be there, that kid, better not be on

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<v Speaker 1>the phone. You better not be there. Are you on

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<v Speaker 1>the phone?

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<v Speaker 4>Yes?

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<v Speaker 1>What are you doing here? Stay on the phone? Spring song,

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<v Speaker 1>Spring song. Jeep duck is a thing, it's not. Yeah,

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<v Speaker 1>they put ducks on GK. Well, I don't have a

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<v Speaker 1>billion dollars and have a ge Sorry that you you're

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<v Speaker 1>against the George. H we have a winner ch always

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<v Speaker 1>letting them down. Oh that you lost budding.

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<v Speaker 3>I tell some kinds of your cowboys.

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<v Speaker 1>Oh. I was trying to get you to hang out.

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<v Speaker 5>You're arguing with trash in a trash can Luke, would

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<v Speaker 5>you I'm done with you.

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<v Speaker 1>Thank you. I'm going Thank you, Luke, get go get

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<v Speaker 1>a a stah and get tattoos. So two things are

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<v Speaker 1>gonna happen. Luke on the phone. I'm glad Luke Ross

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<v Speaker 1>the vibe. I'm very happy you went today.

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<v Speaker 4>Melanie the FELONYE what going first?

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<v Speaker 2>Talk about just whipping it out and saying I'm going first,

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<v Speaker 2>and that is awesome.

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<v Speaker 1>I had. I'm telling you, maybe I do have the vibe.

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<v Speaker 1>Maybe I do have the I'm a vibe receptor.

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<v Speaker 2>I'm a receptor of VIBESCHI found I know, but I

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<v Speaker 2>was vibing.

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<v Speaker 1>Melanie Volby Hailstorm, What a Show, July twenty.

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<v Speaker 2>Ninth, seventy to three Music Hall. I don't care if

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<v Speaker 2>you hate those bands. What a great win today, What

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<v Speaker 2>an awesome win today.

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<v Speaker 1>Congratulations, thank you so much. You were awesome. You were awesome.

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<v Speaker 1>And she came in earlier. Oh yeah, dude, like an

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<v Speaker 1>hour or prepared. People that come in early are just

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<v Speaker 1>superior people. I knew she was gonna be good. I

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<v Speaker 1>told you, a great job today, great job today. Wow,

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<v Speaker 1>hey wizard, we even had time to play a song.

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<v Speaker 1>Hey go, Thank you Melanie. Not evenmore about the buzz