Speaker 1: You're watching the chune net work. We might be here,
Speaker 1: miss kids.
Speaker 2: And I thought being attracted to your own flattess pedis
Speaker 2: could possibly be the worst fetish. Oh hello, I'll welcome
Speaker 2: to Chewing the Cud, your weekly camped kaleidoscope of kitchen.
Speaker 2: I'm here with the ever shiny mist.
Speaker 1: How are you doing. I'm fine, thank you very much,
Speaker 1: A little bit and well after that story. But other
Speaker 1: than that, doing fine. Story. It's not my fetish. I
Speaker 1: just thought it could be a very bad fetish to have.
Speaker 3: It's the cold anyway, I'm going to be bringing you
Speaker 3: a story about a bridgeston star who's gone all milky,
Speaker 3: and then we get all intimate and crafty.
Speaker 2: Queen's worried, and then we have a game that you
Speaker 2: can play along with too. But on screen now you
Speaker 2: can see how contact details it's at the could TV
Speaker 2: on your social media, and if you want to catch
Speaker 2: up with previous episodes you can do on YouTube.
Speaker 1: Just search for you in the Cud.
Speaker 3: And as the names of people who've reached out and
Speaker 3: touched our souls go along the bottom of the screen,
Speaker 3: Mike gets ready to bring us up to date on
Speaker 3: things you may have missed from the news in the buzz.
Speaker 2: So I think we just need to stop and take
Speaker 2: a helicopter of you for a moment to synergize what
Speaker 2: we're thinking of and blue sky out what our optional
Speaker 2: extras are.
Speaker 1: Okay, did you understand any of that?
Speaker 3: Unfortunately, I do have a day job in a corporate world.
Speaker 1: And yeah, sadly, isn't it it is. This is a
Speaker 1: story about possibly some of the cringiest things that gen
Speaker 1: Z find about working in modern offices, and that is
Speaker 1: work speaker or corporate job and speak and I get it.
Speaker 1: Oh yeah, it was cringey. It's when I started in
Speaker 1: the corporate world ten years ago. It things like circle back.
Speaker 2: Basically, gen Z are just going, can we just speak
Speaker 2: in normal language? Yes, yeah, because they're just they're not
Speaker 2: with the riz of all that sort of stuff.
Speaker 1: The riz what Gens is called charisma. It's yeah, it's
Speaker 1: like common people. I think both are equally irritating. Just
Speaker 1: use proper English. Why. I actually quite like corporate speak, right,
Speaker 1: I like the way that.
Speaker 3: Language evolves and changes in this Oh no, I love that.
Speaker 3: But there's just something about the it's almost like gatekeeping
Speaker 3: a culture, like you have to you have to be
Speaker 3: in it to understand it.
Speaker 1: There's there's there's kind of a.
Speaker 2: Everyone can understand it. If you said to someone I'm
Speaker 2: going to blue sky that think this, it's like, all right.
Speaker 3: I didn't know what that meant for the first couple
Speaker 3: of times I heard it. There was a lot of
Speaker 3: times where I was just going for a good while
Speaker 3: until I went, oh, okay, I get the and it
Speaker 3: is good shorthand after that point, I get it, but
Speaker 3: close the loop. I like that phrase.
Speaker 1: I usually fly all.
Speaker 3: I think in all the times that I have been
Speaker 3: in office places where they're doing that, it's because they
Speaker 3: want to be wanky.
Speaker 1: There's something to do that in office places. I've checked now.
Speaker 1: I think there's a strange.
Speaker 3: I might be in an office, but in cool guys
Speaker 3: kind of vibe to it, and it just nobody's cool
Speaker 3: that works in office.
Speaker 1: No, they're not.
Speaker 3: And that's the point. It's I find it a bit
Speaker 3: of a turn off. And I bet the problem is
Speaker 3: I've been guilty of it. I've absolutely done it.
Speaker 1: Well. Jenza is saying we're not doing it. We're just
Speaker 1: going to use normal language.
Speaker 2: And where someone says, like, let's blue sky this deal,
Speaker 2: let's just think, you know, let's think about our creatively.
Speaker 3: It's what I would be with them on that, But
Speaker 3: then they will replace things with their own words, like
Speaker 3: riz it's charisma, but English, and as a language evolves
Speaker 3: and changes, it does.
Speaker 1: And I agree with that. But as I said, these
Speaker 1: group joy, these group think I like. I don't like that.
Speaker 1: I like rizk because it makes me think of mispronouncing
Speaker 1: cigarette papers. Oh yeah, you've made this point before. It's
Speaker 1: not it's not rizzler. It's real LACOI of the cross,
Speaker 1: which is what it's not wristler. Anyway, moving on from
Speaker 1: that story to something less, less irritating and more up
Speaker 1: your alley.
Speaker 2: All right, and this is a story about a woman
Speaker 2: who was tied up in a in a forest by
Speaker 2: a husband for forty days. How aroused do you right now?
Speaker 2: Being tied up in a forest for forty days?
Speaker 1: Oh? Oh, she does not look like she enjoyed that.
Speaker 1: She didn't.
Speaker 2: However, it's come to like she actually tied her self up. Yeah,
Speaker 2: she wasn't. Really, she wasn't tied up by a husband.
Speaker 2: She did it to get him in trouble.
Speaker 1: Oh what am there? How did they prove that and
Speaker 1: figure that out she admitted it. What a waste, What
Speaker 1: a waste of time? Then she made news? What did
Speaker 1: she Why did she finally decide to confess? Do we know?
Speaker 1: Because she could? It was just don't worry. As a joke,
Speaker 1: he's gone too far now he's going to go to prison.
Speaker 1: I didn't really mean for it to go that far.
Speaker 1: It's been dead twenty years now. Yeah, she was saying
Speaker 1: that it changed to her train. It was it was
Speaker 1: getting a bit deep in. It's like, oh no, she
Speaker 1: did herself. How did she make sure she would be
Speaker 1: fine found in time to be saved. Well, she wasn't
Speaker 1: really in danger. She tied herself up.
Speaker 3: Yeah, but if she did it so well that it
Speaker 3: was convincing that she couldn't have escaped for forty days,
Speaker 3: Like it's either going to be like actually done or
Speaker 3: very very well done enough for her to escape. If
Speaker 3: you got do you get in und I'm thinking yeah, no.
Speaker 2: Because she if you tie yourself up, you know how
Speaker 2: you tie yourself up, So if you tied it, you're
Speaker 2: going to be able to untie it.
Speaker 1: Yeah.
Speaker 3: But if that's true, then then it's obvious that you
Speaker 3: could untie it.
Speaker 1: It's not necessarily you either have to take well.
Speaker 3: You either have to do it in a way where
Speaker 3: it's really not obvious and that's massively clever and complicated,
Speaker 3: or do it in a way where you actually have
Speaker 3: done it and just arranged to make sure that. Oh
Speaker 3: I know a bus is going to come by here
Speaker 3: within forty days, I will be found.
Speaker 1: You know, how do you know a bus is going
Speaker 1: to go past in forty days? You obviously don't live
Speaker 1: in the UK.
Speaker 2: It's due, it's due to be around it ten days,
Speaker 2: whether it turns off or not. Anyone's guess in that,
Speaker 2: right Margot or she died. If, like miss you don't
Speaker 2: know how buses work in the UK, why not share
Speaker 2: that with us at the coud TV on social media?
Speaker 2: And that brings us to our story of the week.
Speaker 2: What's your plan when you retire?
Speaker 1: Oh it's a long time off. Yeah, yeah, this is
Speaker 1: a long time. Oh you can shut your face. I
Speaker 1: am not that old ladies and gentlemen and everybody else.
Speaker 1: I got a telegram from the King the other week.
Speaker 1: I don't plan on retiring for a while. I want
Speaker 1: to make sure I got a nice little nest egg
Speaker 1: when the time comes. A long, long time from now,
Speaker 1: which is actually quite irritating because I don't have to
Speaker 1: work all the time.
Speaker 2: So I heard have a joke that I have got
Speaker 2: a very clever plan for when I retire, and that's
Speaker 2: to sell the house, okay, because then I've got money
Speaker 2: and then I can just go and live in a
Speaker 2: smaller house.
Speaker 1: Yeah, it'll just be me.
Speaker 3: There are some people who retire and just go, I'm
Speaker 3: going to live in a cruise from now on.
Speaker 1: Oh no, I hate cruises.
Speaker 3: Yeah, but for people who like cruises, actually it's quite
Speaker 3: a sound financial thing to do.
Speaker 1: They sell the house or rent it. That's a nice
Speaker 1: little nest egg or a good wad of money, and
Speaker 1: it's actually cheaper than paying for a care home and
Speaker 1: you get much better quality of being looked after. I'm
Speaker 1: not going into care home. I'm going to be a
Speaker 1: burden to society in my own home care home.
Speaker 2: This is a story about a gentleman who has been
Speaker 2: offered a retirement plan. Right, well, he's still the peak
Speaker 2: of his career, right, and that's to basically go on
Speaker 2: cam soda. This is news of a French pole vaulter
Speaker 2: who has been offered to do pawn once he's finished
Speaker 2: his pole vaulting because he has a massive penis that
Speaker 2: stopped him winning gold.
Speaker 1: Yes, that's all this, as far as I'm aware, they
Speaker 1: were actually never in line for even a bronze that
Speaker 1: that actually wasn't the flying musa penis is hue, right,
Speaker 1: Anthony AMERITTI, Yes, right, French massive cock pole vaulter. That's his.
Speaker 1: That's the bio, that's all his. Wikipedia will ever say.
Speaker 1: There is Yeah, nice bumb too. He does have a
Speaker 1: good arms, good chest.
Speaker 3: I hate to say, I hate to hate to say.
Speaker 3: It brings the top out of me. I'm actually more
Speaker 3: interested in his bum because it's a very nice little
Speaker 3: pet one that brings the top.
Speaker 1: Out in you. It does, so non existent part of
Speaker 1: myst comes out const me.
Speaker 3: Right, No, I did see that, and it does look
Speaker 3: very big when it's whacking into that one. But trust me,
Speaker 3: I've looked every other picture. It's not quite as prominent
Speaker 3: as apart from when it's being moved right to the
Speaker 3: front by something he's trying to get.
Speaker 1: His leg over.
Speaker 2: I think that is correct a semi. He's very excited
Speaker 2: going over that pole.
Speaker 1: Yeah, that's what I think it is.
Speaker 2: It's not allowed to have sex in the Olympic village
Speaker 2: until after they've let their event.
Speaker 1: Well, Tom Davis shows those anti sex beds. Didn't it
Speaker 1: not work? They don't. Oh look there's an anti sex
Speaker 1: bed just shag on the kitchen town everybody else. Yeah,
Speaker 1: two hundred and fifty thousand dollars has been offered to
Speaker 1: whack it out for everyone to see. Yeah, I'm not surprised.
Speaker 1: I'd give them a hand. And that's all. That's all
Speaker 1: the bus for this week. Thanks for that, Mike.
Speaker 3: Yeah, that's another one to add to me little portfolio
Speaker 3: videos to watch on the train.
Speaker 1: You're welcome, Missed stay right there. That's coming up after
Speaker 1: this short break, myst bring us up to date with
Speaker 1: celebrity news in showbiz. Oh, welcome back.
Speaker 2: You're watching Chewing the Cud and this is the part
Speaker 2: of the show where we look into the what who's
Speaker 2: in the who's what of the world of celebrity, and
Speaker 2: that's for Missed in the Showbiz. Just before we start,
Speaker 2: Missed gallery, can you smell something weird? Oh no, it's okay,
Speaker 2: we'll know what it is. Sorry, m hm.
Speaker 1: Fresh as a daisy, I would say, very old daisy.
Speaker 1: It's a bit all like populary at the moment. It's
Speaker 1: not like popular, it's like put it in the compost,
Speaker 1: smells the.
Speaker 3: Show business musky musky anyway, show bits show.
Speaker 1: We're trying to be professional here. Of course you are. Yes,
Speaker 1: I've got show business for So first up, compost, crutch, compost,
Speaker 1: that becomes a thing.
Speaker 3: I'm blaming you, right. So first up we have Dylan
Speaker 3: and the Moon. Now they're an indie hop singer, the
Speaker 3: full named Dylan Holloway if I'm pronouncing that correctly. They've
Speaker 3: been releasing singles since twenty twenty two, including Lemons with
Speaker 3: a certain Jason Derulo.
Speaker 1: I like Jason because you know why. It's one of
Speaker 1: his songs. J Actually, I'm not a big fan of
Speaker 1: that's it's good. It's good, but but it's not my favorite.
Speaker 1: Nice Day is my favorite. It's a really nice song. Anyway,
Speaker 1: they've been with releasing songs in that time. And it's
Speaker 1: also around about them that they came out as transitioning
Speaker 1: and being on testosterone and making their journey, because you
Speaker 1: probably know them from before they transitioned because they were
Speaker 1: a singer back then. They were part of the duo
Speaker 1: in What Was It? Series nine of The X Factor.
Speaker 2: I don't know, I don't watch X I watched the
Speaker 2: series one of The X Factor, and I went, oh, right,
Speaker 2: this is just like all the other reality TV show
Speaker 2: singer off.
Speaker 1: Yeah.
Speaker 3: Well, there is quite a memorable moment because they came
Speaker 3: on as part of a band called m K One
Speaker 3: and Dylan when they were a girl and this two
Speaker 3: fellas with them, one who was a very good rapper
Speaker 3: and the other guy who looked like their accountant, who
Speaker 3: joined them on stage. It was a bit of a
Speaker 3: disaster because those two were brilliant and he was he
Speaker 3: was part of the trio, but it just as a
Speaker 3: performer wasn't really cutting it. And it was a really
Speaker 3: cringey moment where they just said to them outright, if
Speaker 3: you want to carry on, you're going to have to
Speaker 3: be a duo.
Speaker 1: Otherwise you're not carrying on.
Speaker 3: And it was quite painful because you could tell they
Speaker 3: were really quite close friends. Okay, but anyway, ancient history
Speaker 3: that and they've moved on. They've produced in their career,
Speaker 3: and they did release some quite good music as a
Speaker 3: female artist, but then transitioned. Now what's really making interesting
Speaker 3: is they're taking advantage of all the back catalog that
Speaker 3: they have, and they're releasing new versions of songs that
Speaker 3: they've already done. Of course, with the tea and the transitioning,
Speaker 3: their voice has changed, so their whole new versions and
Speaker 3: really different takes on the songs, and they're pretty beautiful.
Speaker 3: The real kicker is when they duet with themselves.
Speaker 1: That's cool.
Speaker 3: It's actually really quite beautiful. Some of it takes on
Speaker 3: the particular one that if you get a chance to
Speaker 3: see it, because it's really quite beautiful. There's one where
Speaker 3: they sing in a three part harmony, so three different
Speaker 3: states like twenty eighteen, twenty twenty two and twenty twenty
Speaker 3: four beginning during after and their three very different tonal
Speaker 3: voices and they sing Yellow but from Coldplay, and it's
Speaker 3: genuinely really quite beautiful hearing these different tones and they
Speaker 3: harmonize beautifully, and yeah, that's what they're doing. They've got
Speaker 3: lots of music coming out the moment, and yeah, I
Speaker 3: didn't really know about them too much. I've seen that
Speaker 3: moment in Series nine back then because that's when I
Speaker 3: used to watch it. But yeah, there are new artists
Speaker 3: I've discovered now and I really quite like him.
Speaker 1: And one video to actually watch it is. They did
Speaker 1: a video where they remade the video as well, so
Speaker 1: they've resung the song and readne the video with the
Speaker 1: same people in the same locations. Yes, yeah, yeah, it's
Speaker 1: all my shot for shots, isn't it exactly? And that
Speaker 1: is a stunning video song too, So yeah, we love Dylan. Yeah,
Speaker 1: onto our next little story. So this was one quite
Speaker 1: enjoyed researching. Yes, so the fashion house low they've brought
Speaker 1: out a T shirt very much in the style of
Speaker 1: Frankie says Relax.
Speaker 3: So it's black oppers playing black text on a white
Speaker 3: T shirt.
Speaker 1: Calka thing. So it's a not about anal sex, not
Speaker 1: anal sex, no, okay. Basically it says ink your milk, okay.
Speaker 3: And it's all to help raise money for this lk GP.
Speaker 1: Yeah, kind of giving it away too early here, So
Speaker 1: what we're you saying?
Speaker 3: Yeah, So it's all to promote money and raise money
Speaker 3: for this LGBTQ charity called the Shameless Project. And it's
Speaker 3: all about raising funds for charities all around the world
Speaker 3: that are nonprofits trying to promote a shameless world for
Speaker 3: our community.
Speaker 1: Okay. And it's all done by Jonathan Bailey. I love
Speaker 1: Jonathan Baby, we do love reasons?
Speaker 3: Well, yeah, I love him for two reasons now as
Speaker 3: well his charitable work. And see I don't really watch
Speaker 3: Bridgeton and all the other things.
Speaker 1: This video.
Speaker 3: It's especially the audio he's promoting it. It's just him
Speaker 3: opening up for fridge and drinking some milk. That's all
Speaker 3: it is. But the sound of it, and cheeky grin
Speaker 3: and the licking of the.
Speaker 2: Sound of someone drinking milk has got you excited. Careful
Speaker 2: wearing that skirting iron iron, I don't.
Speaker 1: It's it's filthy, That's all there is to it. It's
Speaker 1: just filth. I think it's suggestive rather than filth. The
Speaker 1: stuff you watch on a train. It's he's never gonna
Speaker 1: let me lift that down. It's it's very sexual. It's
Speaker 1: and yeah, okay, so the T shirts do cost one
Speaker 1: hundred and seventy five pounds. Okay, was interested less interested now?
Speaker 2: But if it has said it was fifty inquid and
Speaker 2: I probably bought one o one hundred pounds for a
Speaker 2: white T shirt. Well, it's it's gonna be that white
Speaker 2: T shirt, right, It's gonna be no on five pounds.
Speaker 1: It's the one he's sweated in and covered himself in milk.
Speaker 1: And I bet that go for a million and seventy five.
Speaker 1: That would don't have that much money? Oh no, no,
Speaker 1: I don't know. I'd be bidding for it though. And
Speaker 1: do we have one hundred thousand pounds? May miss, you've
Speaker 1: got no money? Shut up, that's not gonna happen.
Speaker 3: I wouldn't be able to raise my hand.
Speaker 1: Anyway. Never do that again. Actually rub yourself in my
Speaker 1: presence in a skirt. It's not a skirt. It's a
Speaker 1: very flimsy guilt anyway.
Speaker 3: Next story, actor Brandon Flynn. Now you may recognize them
Speaker 3: from Thirteen Reasons Why. And they had a roll and
Speaker 3: ratchet and there've been been in lots of different bits
Speaker 3: of bobs.
Speaker 1: Also quite handsome. It really is a bit of a looker.
Speaker 1: You've not got laid for a long time, though, I
Speaker 1: haven't got laid in a very long time. And the
Speaker 1: inspiration is pouring off by Calvin Klein.
Speaker 3: To be fair, he's a little bit well he's up
Speaker 3: for thirty, but he's one of those guys who really
Speaker 3: doesn't look it like that guy will be a twink
Speaker 3: for a long long time.
Speaker 1: Yeah, So they've got a new project coming up.
Speaker 3: They're basically going to adapt a nineteen ninety four novel
Speaker 3: called The Rent.
Speaker 1: Boy or just rent Boy rather, Sorry, should I do
Speaker 1: that again? No? No, I'm going yeah. I like that book.
Speaker 1: Oh you know it, I know it. Ooh read things.
Speaker 3: Oh I haven't read it. I've only read the synopsis
Speaker 3: and it sounds cool enough. So basically it's by an
Speaker 3: American author called Gary Indiana, and they're going to adapt
Speaker 3: it for the big screen. And apparently they've become very
Speaker 3: good friends. The author he's now eighty four and he's thirty,
Speaker 3: and they've gone hanging out with gay bars around Brooklyn
Speaker 3: to kind of bond and develop the story.
Speaker 1: And apparently you can still drink people into the tables theydentious.
Speaker 3: They've had a good time apparently, but the story does
Speaker 3: that you can probably verify this then. The novel is
Speaker 3: a black comedy combining murder and with crime, sex and desire,
Speaker 3: taking readers on a hysterical romp through contemporary culture of
Speaker 3: nineteen ninety four culture. Rent Boy follows Danny, an attractive waiter,
Speaker 3: architectural student, and part time sex worker who spends his
Speaker 3: evenings in New York serving cocktails and servicing horny businessman.
Speaker 1: Cocktails there is. It's very cute. I wish I'd look
Speaker 1: like that at thirty said you wishuld look like that? Eighteen.
Speaker 1: His nipples verysymmetric, which I'm not mad about. I think
Speaker 1: that that might be ways leaning.
Speaker 3: But anyway, the plot apparently is that his world, this
Speaker 3: is Danny, the character is upended when he meets a
Speaker 3: fellow gay sex worker who introduces him to the world
Speaker 3: of organ harvesting and becomes embroiled in a theft ring
Speaker 3: centering around a crazy old doctor and a crack pot nurse.
Speaker 3: That's really the plot. It's really the plot. I need
Speaker 3: to read this book immediately.
Speaker 1: When you start.
Speaker 2: When you start reading it, it's very like light hearted
Speaker 2: and kind of like it's a little bit sexy, a
Speaker 2: little bit fun, okay, and then you go, it's.
Speaker 1: What do me? What? Sorry? Just you know, what did
Speaker 1: I do?
Speaker 3: Then whilst you're down there, just slice them open, take
Speaker 3: out a kidney. That's what's going on.
Speaker 2: I'm not going to spoil it for anybody, because spoilers
Speaker 2: are rude.
Speaker 1: Anyway, that's all from the show is this week.
Speaker 2: Thanks for that, miss always nice to know that we've
Speaker 2: got some basically some low reent pawn for you. But
Speaker 2: don't go anyway because coming up next we have a
Speaker 2: game to play in our Game of the week. Welcome
Speaker 2: back to you in the cud with me. Don't do that,
Speaker 2: Mike Benning Row and him a swamp crutch. Now it's
Speaker 2: time for the part of the show.
Speaker 1: We'll play a little game and this is for our
Speaker 1: very own home, sown person. So off you pop. I
Speaker 1: did not make these myself. No, that's what else to
Speaker 1: do it for you? Y of the week? So are
Speaker 1: kilted skirted a home zone? Myst is currently in the
Speaker 1: special area and has the lazy Susan's question, Roulette, Are
Speaker 1: you ready there? I am ready in my perfectly normal shop,
Speaker 1: bought kilt that I am now going to do the quiz. Nice, thanks,
Speaker 1: horrible horrible man? Right, okay, are you ready? I am?
Speaker 1: Somebody's greased the wheel. Let's start it, movies. So what
Speaker 1: sculpture can be found on the top of the cork
Speaker 1: Covado Mountain Corcvado Corvado? I might I've been pronouncing that,
Speaker 1: what is the Jesus one in it? Let's find out
Speaker 1: Jesus what You're on the right track by the specific
Speaker 1: Jesus to a Child by George mcle No, it's Christ
Speaker 1: the Redeemer. Not quite sure why that's a movie question,
Speaker 1: but hey, h right, moving again, music, okay, right. In architecture,
Speaker 1: what do you call a building constructed strictly as a
Speaker 1: decoration and not as a house or a shelter?
Speaker 3: What what do you call a building that has been
Speaker 3: constructed just to look pretty? It's not meant to be
Speaker 3: a house or anything.
Speaker 1: Okay, just to be there, just to be there, no
Speaker 1: real use of function, just to be pretty. M hm.
Speaker 1: See the word pretty is making me think it's not
Speaker 1: missed Kinsman. So a fully, that is exactly correct. And
Speaker 1: that's also a word you can't use to describe me. Ah,
Speaker 1: it's pretty building. I'm built quite beautifully, thanks very much. Music,
Speaker 1: Stanislavsky method and Meisner are all techniques commonly used by
Speaker 1: which profession fisting? Mm hmmm they are? These are all
Speaker 1: methods that I have used in my life testing. No,
Speaker 1: they are not fisting methods, but they are all methods
Speaker 1: I used in the previous life. Go on in plan,
Speaker 1: Stan's Laski method, method and Miisner? So what are they?
Speaker 1: I'm asking the answer because you're saying it's not fisting.
Speaker 1: They are methods of acting used ane acting. I was
Speaker 1: an actor one, it's a long long time ago. I
Speaker 1: wasn't a very good one, which is why I don't
Speaker 1: do it anymore. I know my weaknesses. General knowledge. Okay,
Speaker 1: which Yugoslavian born artist refers to herself as the grandmother
Speaker 1: of performance art ethel Merman? After? You know? I didn't
Speaker 1: know this one either. It's not ethel Murman. It's Marina Abrovnik. Oh,
Speaker 1: I know, you learn something new? Have also as ethel Merman? Really,
Speaker 1: because I.
Speaker 3: Actually wouldn't know. I didn't think ethel Merman had another name.
Speaker 3: But it's possible.
Speaker 1: Yes, it's true. I will have to google that later.
Speaker 1: I don't rather, I just save yourself some time. Anna
Speaker 1: gets another thing. I like to check my facts. You don't,
Speaker 1: bloody do seem to the show? Bis?
Speaker 3: I researched that after the initial researchers robbed them from
Speaker 3: another news worthy magazine movies.
Speaker 1: Okay, I'm not too sure anyway. What are the three
Speaker 1: secondary colors? Now?
Speaker 2: If I have learned anything from Meca, brown, blue and
Speaker 2: violet sky.
Speaker 1: No, no close. You could have gone in that green,
Speaker 1: purple and orange. Okay, purple, Yeah, purple was in there
Speaker 1: at least let's try the nice health and like a
Speaker 1: purple luck to be anything in line, mean, gonna be green,
Speaker 1: gonna be everything? Or why don't you like me? Why
Speaker 1: didn't you like me? Because I am up? Or you
Speaker 1: can see why he does the thing, usually with a
Speaker 1: gag in his mouth.
Speaker 2: Anyway, what I do in the privacy of my own
Speaker 2: bedroom slash public bar is nothing but my own business.
Speaker 1: It's everybody's business. We can all see you whils we're
Speaker 1: going up to the bar ourselves anyway.
Speaker 3: What is the name for a group of performers in
Speaker 3: a classical Greek play who comment on the dramatic action?
Speaker 1: Good question. Is it wanted commentary or not wanted commentary?
Speaker 1: It depends on the play. Really unwanted. It's a heckler
Speaker 1: if you know it's a narrator.
Speaker 3: No, it's a collective group, so it's not a commoneur.
Speaker 3: It's common tours but all speaking as well in unison,
Speaker 3: in unison.
Speaker 1: In classical Greek that you need to refer to the
Speaker 1: cast of as what I know it because you were
Speaker 1: around at the time. You're not denying it, not just
Speaker 1: saying no, denying, no, nothing. I have been reincarnating all
Speaker 1: of this. Yes, it is well done. A chorus, and
Speaker 1: that's any group of people making noise with their faces.
Speaker 1: Why it's not an orgy, it's a chorus of sex.
Speaker 3: It's it's where where the word comes from. Really do sports? Sorry,
Speaker 3: we've got a sports question.
Speaker 1: No problem with sports. I'm all about the balls, and
Speaker 1: I was playing sports last night. I was a sports.
Speaker 1: I had golf. I had golf mallets inserted where no,
Speaker 1: we're hitting the round thing into the thing over the clown.
Speaker 1: If you do crazy golf as a date night thing,
Speaker 1: it was a date night thing in a couple of
Speaker 1: guess work, it doesn't count as sport. It was hot,
Speaker 1: it was sweating, and I was drunk at sport. That's
Speaker 1: not how sport works. And you're not doing sport right,
Speaker 1: just like this is what I don't do sport anyway.
Speaker 1: Which term describes any work of art that does not
Speaker 1: represent recognizable objects.
Speaker 2: Something that doesn't is a recognizable object. Now, if I'm
Speaker 2: channeling my grandparents, it would be ship that. If I'm
Speaker 2: channeling art people, it would be amazing, lovely, And it's like.
Speaker 3: Yeah, it's the kind of art those people usually really
Speaker 3: like or at least started out.
Speaker 1: On finger painting. No, it's like it's one of the
Speaker 1: staples of modern art, of the one of the staples, yeah,
Speaker 1: or one of the beginnings of modern art staples the staples.
Speaker 1: It's a form of art that there's no art form
Speaker 1: called the staple art there is now I've just invented
Speaker 1: it or a genius. Do I have an answer please?
Speaker 1: I've given you many answers, an actual attempt to direct one.
Speaker 1: I've given you one. The answer is abstract.
Speaker 2: You just didn't quite get how I was answered the
Speaker 2: question because I was being abstract.
Speaker 1: Ooh, look at you trying to be clever retrospectively general knowledge.
Speaker 1: I tried to be thin retrospectively. Hey, it's beginning to
Speaker 1: work slowly. I've lost ten pounds, so vibe, but I
Speaker 1: could probably wallet through a wash anyway. In twenty sixteen,
Speaker 1: which British artist was given the exclusive right to use
Speaker 1: Vanter black in the blackest material in the world, I
Speaker 1: want to say, Damien Hurst, No, I do know about this.
Speaker 1: I do know that a revenge artists brought out the
Speaker 1: pinkest pink. Yeah, that's why I know about it more
Speaker 1: because of what this person did to I used my
Speaker 1: black He's phantoms. It's the black as black in the world.
Speaker 1: I went, great, this is the Pinkers pinky no idea. Yeah,
Speaker 1: because the person of braut of the pinker is pink
Speaker 1: also banned. Yeah, I think made it free for absolutely
Speaker 1: everybody else unless you. I mean, I know, I don't.
Speaker 1: I wouldn't have known that name to me if I was,
Speaker 1: I wouldn't. If I was guessing, I wouldn't know that
Speaker 1: name either. But I do know that story. It's a
Speaker 1: very good one. Who wants another one? I suppose? So? Okay?
Speaker 3: Oofed right a quick spin? General knowledge again? Which number
Speaker 3: is the Roman numeral for ivy?
Speaker 1: Asked that question again? Which number is the Roman numeral
Speaker 1: for ivy? There's four? Yeah, but I would have thought
Speaker 1: that what the number? That would have given away the
Speaker 1: answer anyway? You got it right? Well, Yeah, it's not
Speaker 1: a hard one. General knowledge.
Speaker 3: Which American talk show host has also hosted the Oscar ceremony.
Speaker 1: In twenty seventeen.
Speaker 2: Yeah, I think that's often now, but can have added
Speaker 2: this short break. Miss Brings is looking to something a
Speaker 2: little bit more creative than his mind in Crafty Queens,
Speaker 2: welcome back. And you're still here with Mike and missed
Speaker 2: and chewing the cud. Now it times to do something
Speaker 2: that mist once referred to as his personal favorite as
Speaker 2: it's missed in Crafty Queens.
Speaker 1: Now, Mike, I'm quite a here suits, gentlemen. And you
Speaker 1: wouldn't know this, but I do. I do a bit
Speaker 1: of man escaping down below, gaping manscaping.
Speaker 2: I'm escaping. I've heard the lawn mower going in the
Speaker 2: bathroom before a show.
Speaker 1: Let's let's just say it's it's it's very clean, clut,
Speaker 1: very trim, okay, very trim. You're overly trimmed, yes, okay, yes,
Speaker 1: but apparently that's that's not very very good anymore. People
Speaker 1: people like a little bush these days. The fashion fashion
Speaker 1: swung the other way, okay. And and and I know
Speaker 1: you was as a boldy gentleman. I was a bit
Speaker 1: worried you might be a bit boldy down there. And no, no, no,
Speaker 1: I have I have hair everywhere apart from the top
Speaker 1: of my head. Is it just as ginger? Yes, Oh dear,
Speaker 1: that's another problem we can solve with our crafty queens.
Speaker 1: Solve my massive problem with crafty queens. Right, you will
Speaker 1: have a little package I've got for you from a
Speaker 1: non disclosed store. If you open that up, none disclosed,
Speaker 1: a long disclosed door. Do you want to disclose where
Speaker 1: you've got this from? I don't want to disclose. I
Speaker 1: know where I got this from, not what you think. Anyway.
Speaker 1: If you open it up, you'll notice you've got a
Speaker 1: nice little gee string. You just use the words nice
Speaker 1: G string, G string.
Speaker 3: I'm quite a fan of the G string, to be honest,
Speaker 3: but yeah, these are particularly tight ones. They are deliberately
Speaker 3: small because we are not going to be using them
Speaker 3: as a G string. Oh no, no, no, no, this
Speaker 3: is to make your own magnificent murkin. Okay, now to
Speaker 3: make our murkin, we do not need to be covering
Speaker 3: up the main event. So you're going to take your
Speaker 3: G string and just where you can see the little
Speaker 3: bulge of where your Percy pecker would normally pop out. Yes,
Speaker 3: that bit, I want you to make a lit incision.
Speaker 3: The size is up to you. You know your own appendages,
Speaker 3: and just to give it a little chop.
Speaker 1: Is it for the meat or the meat and the
Speaker 1: bench up to you?
Speaker 3: Really, because we all have a different place where we
Speaker 3: want to put the cock ring for.
Speaker 1: Doing what it needs to do. If you want to
Speaker 1: lift all of it to the front, make it totally
Speaker 1: larger to accommodate the balls. If you just want you
Speaker 1: to winkle to the front just enough for your winkle winkle, yes,
Speaker 1: you know how much will need to be moved to accommodate.
Speaker 1: So that's the first incision I want you to make. Okay, Okay,
Speaker 1: you will also see that I've got you some age
Speaker 1: appropriate hair color. Okay, a nice big triangle. Now it's
Speaker 1: up to you. People do like hair back, apparently that's
Speaker 1: now a thing and can get too far back is
Speaker 1: too much. But with this murkin, it's up to you.
Speaker 1: You can go for a nice triangle, you can go
Speaker 1: for a Brazilian strips. It's all up to you. And
Speaker 1: if you do want to cover up the gray hair,
Speaker 1: I've also arranged for you to have so I hadn't.
Speaker 1: So what do I do with this first?
Speaker 3: Well, first, what you're going to do is you're going
Speaker 3: to cut it out into the portion in the shape
Speaker 3: that you want, okay, and then you're going to add
Speaker 3: what just just just chop into it.
Speaker 1: Just chop into it. It's just a bit of old cushion.
Speaker 1: I'm going to go for a triangle. So I'm just
Speaker 1: going to take the end of this. You don't need much, Okay,
Speaker 1: I've got what I call the Hitler, the Hitler, the Hitler.
Speaker 1: Just let it not be the Charlie chaplain. Now it's
Speaker 1: the Hitler. Okay, it's going to invade the ride land. Okay.
Speaker 3: I can see where you're going there. So if you
Speaker 3: just take that off it looks quite angry when on
Speaker 3: the stage. Yeah, right, And you can do this now
Speaker 3: or you can do this later. I don't think it
Speaker 3: particularly matters.
Speaker 1: But if you secure that with your glue, okay, through
Speaker 1: the top portion of your g string, just above where
Speaker 1: you inkle would be.
Speaker 2: Okay, loofed. Where where's where's the glue? Which was the glue?
Speaker 2: I gave you a little pot of glue. It'll be
Speaker 2: a little square pot, square pot.
Speaker 1: It's pink and sparkly, yes, pink and sparkly, not that
Speaker 1: you'll really see it. It's the right consistency too. But
Speaker 1: if it ever falls off during the act or you
Speaker 1: just need to just I'm enjoying this glue. It is.
Speaker 3: It's got a strange, quiet kind of viscosity to it.
Speaker 3: But it's a bit it's a bit commy. Yeah, that's
Speaker 3: the more gutter way of saying what I just said.
Speaker 1: So I've got commie rag.
Speaker 3: You've got a commie your comrag that you're going to
Speaker 3: affix to your g string.
Speaker 1: Just above that little incision you made earlier.
Speaker 3: Hell now, as I was trying to say earlier, if
Speaker 3: you want to disguise this age appropriate murkin and get
Speaker 3: rid of the gray, I have also allows you a
Speaker 3: little decoration. So you should have another pot with some
Speaker 3: little glittery hair gel in there and some extra glitter
Speaker 3: so you can tart it up a bit. So you
Speaker 3: just drop the glitter into the hair. Joe, how how
Speaker 3: much you like? Give it a swigger around your way ahead.
Speaker 1: It's a good noise at the ASMR factor. It's quite
Speaker 1: it's quite there. And yeah, just apply that to the
Speaker 1: bushy hair that is now even more cummy.
Speaker 2: Like your cum has bits in, macum does have bits in,
Speaker 2: which is why you need to be very careful what
Speaker 2: you put in your body, ladies and gentlemen.
Speaker 1: And yeah, just decorate your marking, okay, so I just
Speaker 1: spread it on. Yeah, however you are pubis is very matted.
Speaker 1: Now it is a matted pubis. But you know this
Speaker 1: is why I usually shave it off. Okay, So where
Speaker 1: did you get this idea from? Missed from your usual
Speaker 1: co host Lee? You're took in a suggestion off? Lee? Yes?
Speaker 1: Was he drunk? Ummm? Possibly? Okay, but yes, we like
Speaker 1: the idea of a magic murking magic murky Now that
Speaker 1: sounds and sounds light. Lee.
Speaker 3: And just because we are not a graphic show, no
Speaker 3: matter how lude we may be, in order to demonstrate
Speaker 3: this well, I have got your banana to represent the.
Speaker 1: Percy's pickles pickle pickle if you want to. Just are
Speaker 1: you inferring that my penis is pig like? Yes? Really?
Speaker 1: And therefore I did my how far away from your
Speaker 1: dick ish your pubic hat? I could do my quite low?
Speaker 1: Let's let's adjust that a little bit. I think I
Speaker 1: can say that back up later. What the hell I
Speaker 1: know to do quite low? There? Oh? No, I'll accept
Speaker 1: what I've done, go with the artistic flow. So there
Speaker 1: we stick a banana throw. Now, you stick a banana through,
Speaker 1: just so we can see what it would look like.
Speaker 2: You see, you asked me to make a whole that
Speaker 2: size appropriate, but not for the banana you asked for
Speaker 2: it a whole appropriate for me.
Speaker 1: So this isn't working. I think you overestimate yourself quite
Speaker 1: a bit. My ballots are huge. I have to buy
Speaker 1: a bigger underwear than we waste fordbundon.
Speaker 3: So yes, you can now see what this all a fancy,
Speaker 3: beautiful piece of appendage will look like on your body.
Speaker 1: And if you're lucky, I'll let you see what it
Speaker 1: really looks like later.
Speaker 3: Ah, but remember if you can't get any pin or
Speaker 3: any vagine or anything in between, be a crafty queen.
Speaker 1: So the Mrkin looks just like this, So I've got
Speaker 1: a magnifying glass. So rude, doesn't it look pretty? That's mangled.
Speaker 1: You try to please some people. No one's been pleased
Speaker 1: by that means well, somebody will enjoy it. I'm sure
Speaker 1: it wasn't so.
Speaker 2: Much the fact it looked like it had been hit
Speaker 2: with a sledgehammer, and it was the weird smell that
Speaker 2: looks gonna be off it too again, COMPOSTI.
Speaker 1: Some people don't just enjoy a good frame. You don't
Speaker 1: just go to the mona Lisa, go oh, look it's
Speaker 1: a pretty picture. That's exactly what people go to see
Speaker 1: the Mona Lisa for. They don't go look at the frame.
Speaker 2: To joint or a button exactly bullshit. They go, oh, lot,
Speaker 2: that's that money.
Speaker 1: Sure, she's watching me, she's watching me, she's watching me.
Speaker 3: The Mona Lisa would be beautiful and the Mona Lisa,
Speaker 3: but it is housed in the Louver, which is a
Speaker 3: beautiful building. It wear something thing is placed and how
Speaker 3: it is placed helps contribute to enhancing the beauty.
Speaker 1: That is already there.
Speaker 2: But if there's no beauty there, like your cock anyway,
Speaker 2: that's almost the end of the show for now. But
Speaker 2: on screen you can see how contact details it is
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Speaker 1: Just look for Chewing the Cut. Thank you for watching,
Speaker 1: and we'll see you again next week. Bye. What happens?
Speaker 1: Yeah you wait, that's happening.