Speaker 1: Hello everybody, and welcome to part two of Bachelor and Paradise,
Speaker 1: Episode four. We're liking it is what.
Speaker 2: We're loving it, and we're not gonna let's not sugar guy.
Speaker 1: I love it. I feel there's still are people. It's
Speaker 1: happening again where they're just coming for episode two. But
Speaker 1: a lot happened in episode one, just letting you guys know,
Speaker 1: the whole setup to the Dale and Cat thing. Gary's
Speaker 1: amazing arrival, a lot of our micro notes. I was
Speaker 1: laughing so hard Cecily was making me cry laugh and
Speaker 1: then I had to sue her for hurting me.
Speaker 2: Yeah, I'm sorry about that. I doubted that, though I
Speaker 2: feel like I got it that I data Stephanie, I
Speaker 2: dot it a yeah, but it's going to come back
Speaker 2: to life in a big way. In this data, I
Speaker 2: admit it that he's out of control. So people are
Speaker 2: hanging over by the pool. I said, April seems a
Speaker 2: little nutty. I guess doesn't really matter why. But Jesse
Speaker 2: comes in to say that there's the rose ceremony.
Speaker 1: Uh obviously, I yeah, I have a bunch of stuff
Speaker 1: though about the cocktail party, I have Leslie and Gary. Yeah,
Speaker 1: talk about like.
Speaker 2: Of course, he's just he just comes in to say
Speaker 2: that that's gonna we're having a cocktail party the Rose
Speaker 2: ceremonies later, so like get your ship, you know, figure
Speaker 2: out what you want to do, right right.
Speaker 1: So uh Alec Alex sits with Andrew Yes, and she
Speaker 1: talks about like how she has such a crush on him,
Speaker 1: and then she tells the camera, you know, like, yeah,
Speaker 1: I could totally see this like long term, like endgame.
Speaker 1: I mean, you know, I know, it's only been a
Speaker 1: day and a half. It's like, girl, it's been a
Speaker 1: day and a half. She's like, this could really be something.
Speaker 2: Well, then she says, because she's very typical Alex, which
Speaker 2: I can relate to, she's like, oh, he's like, let's move.
Speaker 1: It's a little hot. They're hot.
Speaker 2: She gets up and I believe she says, my pussy
Speaker 2: is sweating. I'm pretty sure that's what she's saying. Says
Speaker 2: because he's like, uh, he's mortified. He's not into it.
Speaker 2: But that's just the kind of thing our Alex says.
Speaker 2: She just doesn't know better.
Speaker 1: Yeah, yeah, I don't think that he likes her that much.
Speaker 1: I don't know what it is about her, because she's
Speaker 1: absolutely gorgeous. She's silly, but it just feels like the
Speaker 1: guys are not crazy for her. Mm hmm. And I
Speaker 1: also have down that I think Andrew is a player.
Speaker 1: I agree with you on all of that. But then
Speaker 1: I said, but a lot.
Speaker 2: Of these guys are there was your and also was
Speaker 2: your pussy sweating?
Speaker 1: She's a love to say it if it was, I know,
Speaker 1: of course she is. Yeah, So now it's I wrote
Speaker 1: this note about uh oh oh. I was making a
Speaker 1: note for myself to talk about that thing of like
Speaker 1: a lot of these guys are you know, once somebody's
Speaker 1: locked in, they're like, okay, well moving on. So maybe
Speaker 1: these guys are like that, right, But then Jack Jack
Speaker 1: is like less He's really beautiful, you know. But she's
Speaker 1: with Gary, and I also like Kathy, but Kathy's with Keith,
Speaker 1: and I like April. My best chance is to go
Speaker 1: for April. But she might she might be into Captain Kim.
Speaker 2: Nobody's into Captain Kim. I don't even know how Captain
Speaker 2: Kim is there. I don't even understand. Because that actually
Speaker 2: brings us to the next thing where Leslie has to
Speaker 2: like deal with Captain Kim.
Speaker 1: He's all out in her.
Speaker 2: Yeah, and he has no social skill. He doesn't know obviously,
Speaker 2: it's a state the obvious. But he doesn't seem to
Speaker 2: understand if someone's not into him.
Speaker 1: Right so at all. And he's so into it and
Speaker 1: she says like yeah to camera, she's like, I mean
Speaker 1: these are just friend vibes. I'm giving my rose to Gary.
Speaker 1: Oh oh. Then we see Jeremy and Brandt. Do they
Speaker 1: make out again? Jeremy and what's her name? Probably? I
Speaker 1: was skipping around a little bit. I have my show
Speaker 1: was skipping around. I have Captain Kim now is sitting
Speaker 1: with Alex I might have missed that, and he's, oh, no,
Speaker 1: he's sitting with April. Yes, and he's like, yeah, I'm
Speaker 1: looking for a companion, you know. Oh oh, so she's
Speaker 1: into him.
Speaker 2: Remember, April is like into him and super flirting as
Speaker 2: she does with everyone. And she's like trying to give
Speaker 2: Captain Kim a chance, and then he shuts it down.
Speaker 2: He's like, no, thanks, Oh they're gonna happen, crazy yees.
Speaker 2: Does he not want to have sex is a thing?
Speaker 1: Yes, they're super flirty and he's like, I'm looking for
Speaker 1: a companion and she goes, I'm looking for someone to
Speaker 1: keep being loud. You know, she's going to bring out
Speaker 1: a whip or something. And then she's like, you know what,
Speaker 1: you know what, Captain Kim, you check a lot of
Speaker 1: my boxes. Yeah. And then and then he says to camera,
Speaker 1: he's like, yeah, already sure, pretty confident I'm getting April's rose.
Speaker 1: And then he goes to camera, he goes, you know,
Speaker 1: she's flirted. I flirted. Eh, I just don't see it.
Speaker 1: And I was like.
Speaker 2: Molesting him though, in his neck. She's like blesting his neck.
Speaker 1: It's so much. Something's wrong with April. I'm just gonna
Speaker 1: say it.
Speaker 2: I wanted to be like, oh you go, girl, go
Speaker 2: get the young's, get the olds, you go whoever you
Speaker 2: take yours. But no, I think she's got like a
Speaker 2: like a sexual addiction or something.
Speaker 1: Oh yeah, okay, and listen. She may have come upon
Speaker 1: having this problem due to Frankie Valley messing her up
Speaker 1: because she was very young. I want to say she
Speaker 1: was like fifteen or something in fourteen. I don't remember.
Speaker 1: I think she was young. It was pretty gross. Yeah,
Speaker 1: it was gross. Yeah, So and he was, you know,
Speaker 1: I don't know how old Frankie Valley was at the time,
Speaker 1: but like in his forties.
Speaker 2: Frankie Valley strikes me as someone who's always fifty. Like
Speaker 2: it was never below fifty, he's never been above. He's
Speaker 2: just rosen as fifty. That's where he's on. He's unlocked
Speaker 2: there possibly okay, so he so Kim, so then uh.
Speaker 2: Captain Kim, just in this same scene, is like, yeah, I.
Speaker 1: Just don't foresee us being a couple. And then April
Speaker 1: Is says to the camera, She's like, you know, I
Speaker 1: really like Captain Kim, although some of the things he
Speaker 1: says are really off putting, like telling me he doesn't
Speaker 1: like me at all and it will never be a thing.
Speaker 1: She's like, I don't know that. That's kind of not great.
Speaker 2: So then I don't know that hitting it from that guy.
Speaker 2: That guy's not into me, Captain Kim.
Speaker 1: He's like eighty. And Captain Kim goes yeah, and he's
Speaker 1: telling her this to her face. He goes, I mean
Speaker 1: my feelings for you are not super strong.
Speaker 2: So April goes, oh my god, like I have had
Speaker 2: this entire place rooting for you, Captain Kim, and he says,
Speaker 2: I just I just don't know if we'd be more
Speaker 2: than friends.
Speaker 1: Yeah, I don't see it.
Speaker 2: Now. Let me interject terribly quick with some April information.
Speaker 2: I looked it up on Reddit and somebody posted the
Speaker 2: article about April, you know, being with Frankie in the
Speaker 2: name of it was like he took me at sixteen
Speaker 2: and used me in decades long affair. So she was sixteen,
Speaker 2: and someone wrote, oh my god, such a disturbing read.
Speaker 2: I don't even know where to begin. The fact that
Speaker 2: he knew her since she was six started a sexual
Speaker 2: relationship with her ten years later one her mother member
Speaker 2: basically pushed her into for one thing, or the fact
Speaker 2: that she cheated on all her partners with him, remember that,
Speaker 2: and then married a guy who caught her with Vali
Speaker 2: before they were married.
Speaker 1: What the hell? So fucked up?
Speaker 2: So she got fucked up, and now yeah, she's acting out.
Speaker 1: Acting out her whole life. It's really sad.
Speaker 2: It is sad, but it's also like, like you said,
Speaker 2: she kind of owned some of it. It's like she
Speaker 2: made it her whole personality in a way.
Speaker 1: Yes, yeah, god, So then and then what happens is
Speaker 1: you put that out there and then all the guys
Speaker 1: are just looking at her as like a sexual being
Speaker 1: and Captain Kim's put off by that. He's like, nah,
Speaker 1: I'm not a good girl because Captain Kim's gross.
Speaker 2: Yeah, And I just want to say I'm still I'm sorry.
Speaker 2: I just want to say one more thing. This is
Speaker 2: from a year ago when April was first on and
Speaker 2: someone said, I just looked at her insta. Her post
Speaker 2: about the Golden Bachelor uses one of Frankie Valley's songs,
Speaker 2: So you remember how she was making it her whole.
Speaker 1: She was absolutely obsessed. She was stalking him. Remember he
Speaker 1: had to get I think he got a restraining order.
Speaker 1: I think, oh, I don't like to miss.
Speaker 2: Oh.
Speaker 1: People don't like it when we miss like that personality.
Speaker 1: He had to get security guards around him at things
Speaker 1: to keep her away because she kept sneaking in. Does
Speaker 1: this not feel a little borderline though? Like it does?
Speaker 2: You know this hypersexuality and how much is even real?
Speaker 2: What she says, like, I don't know, it's bad, but
Speaker 2: Frankie Valley's bad too. So we were rooting for April,
Speaker 2: but like, calm down. Even if Captain Kim is like, look,
Speaker 2: I never get sex and you would probably do every
Speaker 2: sex right, but I don't want it.
Speaker 1: They're a little bit scared, and it's like the it's
Speaker 1: it is weird, which is why that kind of taints
Speaker 1: the humor of her telling Jonathan like if you want
Speaker 1: anything on the second door to the left, and then
Speaker 1: and she means it. Yeah, she does mean it. She's
Speaker 1: not joking, no, okay. So je Jack tries to get
Speaker 1: some attention of from April and they went five minutes.
Speaker 1: It's five minutes with April, and then he just goes
Speaker 1: in hardcore like making out with her right and she
Speaker 1: I wrote, she's up for it. She kind of likes it.
Speaker 1: She goes, you just.
Speaker 2: Made my yeah, I mean any kind of pair of lips,
Speaker 2: Like hell, she's on it. She's like, you made me
Speaker 2: feel good. So we'll see what happens with that. So
Speaker 2: the ladies have the rose. So the men are flirting
Speaker 2: hard with the ladies right now. They want the roses.
Speaker 1: But Natasha is sitting with Gary and he's being so
Speaker 1: disingenuous as usual, and he goes like this, Hey, what
Speaker 1: does the future look like for Natasha? It's third person
Speaker 1: He's just is third personing all the time and I
Speaker 1: don't like it. And she goes, well, she's all happy.
Speaker 1: I think she's like, I have the rose tonight and
Speaker 1: I get to be in charge. So she's flirting with him,
Speaker 1: and then she's telling us America how emotionally intelligent he
Speaker 1: is and he's just so great. But then she sits
Speaker 1: with RJ again and like, I don't know this part.
Speaker 2: They were all just they were all kind of moving around.
Speaker 2: Everybody that wasn't like locked in was kind of moving around.
Speaker 2: And I for some reason wrote Jill is mad at Jonathan.
Speaker 2: Why would Jill be mad at Jonathan? I don't even remember.
Speaker 1: Uh, well, because he says, he tells he this is
Speaker 1: what happens. Yeah, okay, So he feels bad because everyone's
Speaker 1: coupled up, and then April pulls him aside and she's like,
Speaker 1: have you not found your person yet? And he goes no,
Speaker 1: and April goes like, what's happening for us? Like both
Speaker 1: of us are getting and Jonathan goes, well, one girlfriend
Speaker 1: zone me. Then the other girl's mad at me because
Speaker 1: I tried to do a nice thing, okay, And April's like, well,
Speaker 1: I'm just mad because they don't see it with you,
Speaker 1: And if you were even one year older, I would
Speaker 1: jump your bones. Spiritually, she doesn't save one year. She
Speaker 1: doesn't say that, I'm just exactly because she means, I,
Speaker 1: if you were into me, I would jump your bones spiritually, sexually,
Speaker 1: all the ways up and down. And if I could
Speaker 1: give you my rose, I would, and I can and
Speaker 1: I might.
Speaker 2: So that was okay, that was a little bit interesting,
Speaker 2: I guess. Then we just kind of seemed to keep
Speaker 2: having the same conversation. Kat is kind of she's pissed
Speaker 2: at Dale. She's trying to get him to say stuff.
Speaker 2: He's like, really not, they're not listening.
Speaker 1: She pulls him for a walk, so yeah, and I
Speaker 1: want to say, this is going to come back in
Speaker 1: a minute, because so she's she's like, she pulls them away.
Speaker 1: She's not doing it in front of everybody, because late Dale,
Speaker 1: his whole thing is going to be like we have
Speaker 1: a different upbringing, Like I don't like to do he
Speaker 1: says public, right, so rude. But she's not doing it
Speaker 1: in public, that's the thing. She's privately talking to him.
Speaker 1: She pulls him away from everybody, and she's like, I
Speaker 1: just feel confused because like I thought we were having
Speaker 1: an open and transparent relationship and you know, oh, and
Speaker 1: then she tells us she's like, you know what, I'm
Speaker 1: going to have a conversation with him, but if it's
Speaker 1: meant with defense, Like I don't know if I'm going
Speaker 1: to feel comfortable moving forward, Well guess what that it's
Speaker 1: going to be.
Speaker 2: Met with defense. Yeah, he doesn't give a shit. He's like,
Speaker 2: not capable.
Speaker 1: He did it. She goes, you know, listen, you told
Speaker 1: me about the kiss. I just think it's just it
Speaker 1: hasn't been sitting well with me, and I feel a
Speaker 1: little hesitant. I think I'm on her side on this.
Speaker 1: She's just she's not done talking about it. He didn't
Speaker 1: give her a good enough answer before. Like, as I know,
Speaker 1: it's ridiculous that I'm taking this so seriously, But if
Speaker 1: i'm her, I'm like, you just told you basically like said, yeah,
Speaker 1: I kissed her, and then you shut me down, and
Speaker 1: it's bothering me. So I want to talk about I'm
Speaker 1: completely with you.
Speaker 2: I'm just sort of more focused on like how many
Speaker 2: times they even do like deadit it as an echo, remember, yes, yes,
Speaker 2: deadit it deadit it It gets a whisper. I mean
Speaker 2: that's because she's starting to go like I'm talking to
Speaker 2: a robot. She's like, oh my God, he said this
Speaker 2: like thirty seven times. Then this is kind of important.
Speaker 2: Dale for a second is talking to Gary, who's trying
Speaker 2: to have a real conversation with them.
Speaker 1: And even then then is this is when that happens,
Speaker 1: like they to have a little bit more with that.
Speaker 1: They're talking and Dale keeps going. Dale goes, I was transparent.
Speaker 1: It didn't mean anything to me. And then timeline, timeline, timeline,
Speaker 1: and then she's like, can you let me talk? And
Speaker 1: then she says, I don't. I don't want to feel
Speaker 1: crazy for just expressing my feelings to you. I thought
Speaker 1: she was being very calm and just trying to get
Speaker 1: something across him, and he just wouldn't listen, and he
Speaker 1: goes and then he says this to her. He goes,
Speaker 1: he goes, listen, I thought we were past that. I mean,
Speaker 1: I debded it, like I even asked you. I said
Speaker 1: let's change the channel, which I was like, oh, fuck you.
Speaker 1: And he hasn't said ten toes down yet. That's not
Speaker 1: yet or not yet. He goes, I told you, let's
Speaker 1: change the channel. So I'm surprised you would keep talking
Speaker 1: about something that I asked you not to talk about.
Speaker 2: She's like, I don't want to change the channel, right,
Speaker 2: I'd like to keep this channel. We're still on this channel.
Speaker 2: Like she's trying to keep up with his dumb way
Speaker 2: of talking, but she's kind of laughing at him at
Speaker 2: the same time, which I appreciate because obviously this is
Speaker 2: just absurd.
Speaker 1: Right, And then so there she goes, let me finish talking, Dale,
Speaker 1: and he goes listen. Oh, she says, the last thing
Speaker 1: I want is to be bamboozled, which I like that
Speaker 1: word bamboozled. And then Dale goes, this reminds me of
Speaker 1: my ex. Oh my god. Yeah, he said that right,
Speaker 1: and then I and I dit it that too. So
Speaker 1: then she says to camera, she was like, wow, like
Speaker 1: you're going to say, I remind you of your ex.
Speaker 1: I really didn't expect that. I didn't want him to
Speaker 1: be so defense And if I hear debted one more time,
Speaker 1: I'm jumping in the pool. And then he goes deaded.
Speaker 1: He literally does. Yeah. So then Kat goes out and
Speaker 1: starts like gathering the girlies around her, and she's like,
Speaker 1: I I.
Speaker 2: Do not feel good about this, and I cannot stuff.
Speaker 2: Hold on one second, just one second. I'm so sorry
Speaker 2: he made like a yelps. Okay, So Monroe's okay.
Speaker 1: So basically Kat is telling everybody that he just keeps
Speaker 1: saying dead at it, and she's like, I can't he
Speaker 1: said it so many times.
Speaker 2: Uh.
Speaker 1: And then she talks to Jonathan and she's telling him
Speaker 1: about it, and Jonathan is like really forceful. He's basically
Speaker 1: he's just like, yeah, i'd be better for you. I
Speaker 1: don't say deaditing she's coming in, he does one to
Speaker 1: move in. He knows what he's doing.
Speaker 2: He's he has to. No one's giving him a rose,
Speaker 2: so he's got to do something.
Speaker 1: Yeah, so now this is manipulative.
Speaker 2: Yeah.
Speaker 1: Yeah. So now Dale is with Botox Perry, Oh, I
Speaker 1: thought he was with Gary here. I don't have this.
Speaker 1: I don't have that at this point. I have him
Speaker 1: with Botox, Brian Spencer and Andrew and he's like, oh,
Speaker 1: did you have something from before?
Speaker 2: Well, I had something with Gary. I'm not sure what
Speaker 2: the order is. Where he's talking to Gary and Gary's like, dude,
Speaker 2: my dude, you got to listen to me.
Speaker 1: You're just are you Okay?
Speaker 2: He's being disrespectful to Harry, but later maybe he's just
Speaker 2: like off the charts, like completely oh yeah, no, that's
Speaker 2: a little bit later.
Speaker 1: Okay, that a little bit later. But basically, Dale, you
Speaker 1: probably just skipped over a little of this because it's
Speaker 1: very repetitive. But Dale is just telling everybody like, yeah,
Speaker 1: she doesn't even know why. I'm frustrated, you know, but
Speaker 1: I would have handled it differently. I don't like the
Speaker 1: timing of it. I don't like the timing of it. Camray,
Speaker 1: He's like, why would she do this on rose ceremony night,
Speaker 1: Like just to add stress to me? She should just
Speaker 1: get over it and give me a rose. And that's
Speaker 1: how he's talking too. By the way, So Kat's still
Speaker 1: talking to Jonathan complaining about Dale, and then she's like,
Speaker 1: I don't want to have to teach someone how to
Speaker 1: be an adult. And then she goes, I like, this
Speaker 1: is the part we were kind of referring to earlier
Speaker 1: where she goes, I like that Jonathan is smart and
Speaker 1: he gets my jokes and he smiles and laughs.
Speaker 2: Because he's fake laughing at your jokes. And now he
Speaker 2: doesn't get them. He just knows how to like pretend
Speaker 2: to be somebody who laughs at your jokes. Yes, yes, exactly,
Speaker 2: And then they just try to do this false thing
Speaker 2: where she's like, you know what, I might give my
Speaker 2: rose to Jonathan.
Speaker 1: You're not going to well I kind of thought maybe
Speaker 1: she would and I was hoping.
Speaker 2: So I was really bummed that they led us that way,
Speaker 2: because like Dale didn't deserve it. So stupid. That's when
Speaker 2: he's talking though. I got like when he's talking to
Speaker 2: Gary and he's like, yeah, man, I like a girl.
Speaker 1: It's ten toes down and Gary's like, what does that mean?
Speaker 1: He's like Dea.
Speaker 2: Is like, he's like, they have to unplug him, they
Speaker 2: need to reboot him.
Speaker 1: Why don't they do that. I don't know, but it's
Speaker 1: just it's a lot to watch. It's hard. It's really
Speaker 1: really really hard, and nobody else is sort of commenting
Speaker 1: on it, like somebody else needs to be like that.
Speaker 1: Dale needs to stop. Somebody unplug him for a second.
Speaker 2: He's using every word too, So Kale's sort of like,
Speaker 2: I don't know, I know, Kat, I'm thinking you should run,
Speaker 2: Like Kat needs to run.
Speaker 1: Trust your instinct. It's not a good guy.
Speaker 2: But when it's time for the rose ceremony, they're all
Speaker 2: kind of they gather in their own groups, you know,
Speaker 2: and Dale just keeps saying how triggered. He keeps saying
Speaker 2: I'm triggered. I'm triggered because other things. Ten toes down,
Speaker 2: ten toes down, Like, oh no, keep it tight. Remember
Speaker 2: he said that, he goes keep it tight, debt, keep
Speaker 2: it tight, like nonsense.
Speaker 1: He's broken. So both groups, yeah, he broke down.
Speaker 2: He's broken, and both groups are sort of talking about
Speaker 2: Dale I mean not you know, we don't have to
Speaker 2: go into that because they they've both been doing that
Speaker 2: for a long time, like we get it.
Speaker 1: Well, yeah, except that he's like he's confrontational with Kat again,
Speaker 1: like he's mad at her, and he's like, you know,
Speaker 1: difference in our upbringings, you know, like it's just a
Speaker 1: difference in our upbringings. And she goes, what do you
Speaker 1: mean and he's like, well, I just wouldn't have handled
Speaker 1: it that way, like timing wise, you know. And she says,
Speaker 1: so we're not supposed to bring stuff up when we
Speaker 1: feel it, and he goes, yeah, but you should have
Speaker 1: told me tomorrow after I had the rose. She's like, okay,
Speaker 1: so she's not allowed to make a decision herself. Like
Speaker 1: with all the information.
Speaker 2: It's hard knowing what happened because we've seen through the
Speaker 2: end of the episode. So it's hard for me to
Speaker 2: care about Kat or feel for her, have empathy for
Speaker 2: her when she just it was all bullshit and she
Speaker 2: was never not going to choose him, right.
Speaker 1: So then then he tells the camera, which I just
Speaker 1: thought was really it's kind of spooky. He goes, yeah,
Speaker 1: I wouldn't have done that. It's something I'll never forget.
Speaker 1: What the fuck? Yeah, it's creepy as fuck. So then
Speaker 1: he's now's with Jeremy of all people, and he's like, yeah, yeah,
Speaker 1: you know, keep shit tight, ten toes down, timing, schedule,
Speaker 1: debt it ten toes down. You got to keep it tight.
Speaker 2: Right, Yeah, he says all that over. So now we
Speaker 2: have the rose ceremony.
Speaker 1: Blah blah blah. We know what this is. So I
Speaker 1: forgot Prisa was even there.
Speaker 2: Parsa gives her rose to Brian Ugg obviously, Bailey gives
Speaker 2: her rose to Jeremy double ug. I mean, what the
Speaker 2: hell he needs to like, he really does need to
Speaker 2: get like maybe just looked at I'm not even saying like,
Speaker 2: have a doctor on set, you just come and to
Speaker 2: be like, let's just check him out.
Speaker 1: Look at the pupils. See what's going on.
Speaker 2: Something's just off, you know, Alex. Of course Andrew. She
Speaker 2: says something very sweet, which was cute. That was fine.
Speaker 1: Now, Natasha, now it's been over, it's been almost two days.
Speaker 1: I'm one hundred percent sure about you, Andrew, and he's
Speaker 1: this guy's ready to roll.
Speaker 2: He's definitely not into it. He's not giving it back, right, Natasha.
Speaker 2: This is the surprise. She comes up. She gives her
Speaker 2: rose to Gary. Now I thought about this a lot.
Speaker 2: I think that Natasha just didn't see the connection. I
Speaker 2: don't think she's trying to steal him from Leslie. I
Speaker 2: think she's just see that date, Oh you do.
Speaker 1: I think she had a good she had a good
Speaker 1: time with him, so she feels like we have a connection.
Speaker 1: I don't know. But she knows that he chose Leslie
Speaker 1: even for the date, and she's mad about it. She's
Speaker 1: taken her shot sneaky. She knows she's and the producers
Speaker 1: know it too. I mean they know that producers know
Speaker 1: who everyone's going to give their rose to, obviously, so
Speaker 1: they can plan their camera shots, right, So they knew
Speaker 1: that they knew that she was going to give it
Speaker 1: to Gary, so they made her go first, yeah, pretty's
Speaker 1: exactly right. No, just for the order.
Speaker 2: So now Leslie is like, oh no, I have to
Speaker 2: scramble now. And now here's where I am confused.
Speaker 1: You're scrambling. You don't know who You're not going to choose? Keith?
Speaker 1: I guess because Keith is sort of with Kathy. I guess.
Speaker 1: I don't really know that she was. But I would
Speaker 1: have gone with Keith. But she why not choose like.
Speaker 2: Or hundred, because we would have all She could have
Speaker 2: easily said to Jack, hey, this is a friendship Rose,
Speaker 2: you cool with that? And he would have been like,
Speaker 2: I am very cool. You love it, love it. They'd
Speaker 2: be better, he'd be in his life, her life forever. Absolutely,
Speaker 2: And why to Kim?
Speaker 1: He's so much nicer and yeah, absolutely?
Speaker 2: Would they make her choose Captain Kim? That makes no sense.
Speaker 2: She has a total ick by him. She could have
Speaker 2: chosen any other guy.
Speaker 1: That was just really.
Speaker 2: Dumb because now we all have to I think the
Speaker 2: producers because a lot was made out of Captain Kim
Speaker 2: on his season when he was on and they had
Speaker 2: the Mansion men, and he you know, he's constantly writing songs.
Speaker 2: He's always doing too much so and he's good, he's
Speaker 2: good TV when he told April, yeah, that INDI you.
Speaker 1: So I think they want him longer. They want to
Speaker 1: see what could happen with him.
Speaker 2: But they shouldn't they not be allowed to say, hey,
Speaker 2: do you mind choosing this person?
Speaker 1: They do that.
Speaker 2: I mean it seems yeah, I know, and we know
Speaker 2: they do. We know that, but you'd think maybe maybe
Speaker 2: stop doing that.
Speaker 1: I think that I think that. Here's why, if she
Speaker 1: really was interested in somebody I don't, they wouldn't be like, no,
Speaker 1: you're not going to pick that person that you like.
Speaker 1: But given the fact that she they probably talked to her,
Speaker 1: she was probably surprised about the Gary thing, and they
Speaker 1: probably asked her, hey, if you don't get to choose Gary,
Speaker 1: who would your backup be? And maybe she was like,
Speaker 1: I don't Jack, and they're like, okay, just in case,
Speaker 1: can you please pick Captain Kim. Yeah.
Speaker 2: It just yeah, it just seems I just don't get
Speaker 2: it because she's so grossed out by him, like it
Speaker 2: just doesn't make sense of all the people. But then okay,
Speaker 2: so then Kathy chooses Keith Jesse of course Spencer, and
Speaker 2: they make out Jill, who's really new Jill. She's like
Speaker 2: old Jill would have been crazy right now, but new
Speaker 2: Jill's choosing Sean. And then she chooses Sean, and I
Speaker 2: believe they do a little hi wrong, which something with Sean,
Speaker 2: a little talk where he's like, yeah, I just wanted
Speaker 2: to really stay here. He did not say anything about
Speaker 2: liking Jill because like her at all.
Speaker 1: He didn't like her in the first place. He even
Speaker 1: made so many comments the guy's a dick. He's total douche.
Speaker 1: But he made so many comments where he was like, well,
Speaker 1: I don't know. I mean I want to stay. So
Speaker 1: you know, Jill's available, right So.
Speaker 2: Now Kat, it's her turn, and we're like, oh, well
Speaker 2: this might be interesting, maybe she'll choose somebody else.
Speaker 1: But nope, straight up Jail, straight up Dale. Sorry. And
Speaker 1: I'm like, why because he debbed? Because he debded? It?
Speaker 1: Is that why?
Speaker 2: Because you're into debting now, I guess.
Speaker 1: But then he's going to be such a dick in
Speaker 1: a minute. Immediately she then, oh she walked into this.
Speaker 1: April chooses bump bump, bumb. This is the big twist.
Speaker 1: She chooses Jonathan.
Speaker 2: We all saw that coming, I guess, which really fucks
Speaker 2: over the other women as they are going to say
Speaker 2: later because now there's not an older god, like now
Speaker 2: Jonathan's going to get a new woman right for somebody else.
Speaker 1: And now yeah, and there's I don't like her. I
Speaker 1: don't like April. No, No, she just thinks with her
Speaker 1: vagina and she's not realistic. And I mean he's not
Speaker 1: gonna like smash her vagina. He's not from the early
Speaker 1: from the mid auts. He's not smashing her that at all.
Speaker 1: That's not say that I'm gonna snash tonight. That was.
Speaker 1: It all came from, like the situation, yes, and I
Speaker 1: believe it. Okay. So so Kathy is just like I
Speaker 1: love you, April, but you're a cougar. You live in Cougartown,
Speaker 1: Cougar Town, US. Yeah.
Speaker 2: I was like, good one, Kathy. She's so proud of
Speaker 2: saying that. She's like, if you had an address, it
Speaker 2: would be Cougartown, USA. It's like, all right, First of all,
Speaker 2: she definitely has an address somewhere, unless it's still Frankie
Speaker 2: Valley's like, is a tour of bus if you weren't
Speaker 2: a house surfing whore? Yeah, ooh Cougartown, USA. All right, Kathy,
Speaker 2: you're really a great writer. You should really open with that.
Speaker 1: I think you've all forgotten how mean Kathy was to
Speaker 1: Teresa Zippy.
Speaker 2: She's a bitch and then she's and she's still a bit.
Speaker 2: She's totally a bitch. There's something not nice. She's like
Speaker 2: someone at the scene there. I spent time at my
Speaker 2: mom's like senior home, and there's a lot of Kathy's
Speaker 2: and they're mean.
Speaker 1: They're just mean. It's weird. It's a weird personality thing
Speaker 1: to sort of and and the guys don't like it's
Speaker 1: it's very uh sexy now, oh who it's very the
Speaker 1: Golden Girls Dorothy mm hmmm, not Dorothy, yeah, Dorothy. It's
Speaker 1: she's just very sarcastic and just kind of like not
Speaker 1: nice and you know, authority. She's like tries to be
Speaker 1: authority to everybody and.
Speaker 2: Exactly and then these people are trying to be pretty
Speaker 2: and having like a facelift and you know, your hair,
Speaker 2: and she's in like way too good a shape. Well,
Speaker 2: so she said, so they send home Charles r. J.
Speaker 2: Jack pretends to cry. Jack has a little cry. He's like, ah,
Speaker 2: but he is kind of crying. And when he's like
Speaker 2: yeah that I'm not a chef anymore.
Speaker 1: I don't know what.
Speaker 2: I have so much time to do things and then
Speaker 2: they're like, have you done those things again? I haven't
Speaker 2: done shit, and it just cuts, it cuts real fast,
Speaker 2: and that's the end of Jack Doak. You've done plenty
Speaker 2: of things. You are a hero and are book. If
Speaker 2: you're listening, please come on the show.
Speaker 1: We love.
Speaker 2: That should be our main purpose in life is getting
Speaker 2: Jack here. God what fun that would be. Oh my god,
Speaker 2: I would love it so much. But see, they have
Speaker 2: their under contract, which is why we lost the light
Speaker 2: with Leslie. We had her in between contracts and then
Speaker 2: we lost her. Wasn't totally our fault, but it happened.
Speaker 1: Okay, so April, we were going to get she knew
Speaker 1: she was going to shoot thew this and she was
Speaker 1: staying to come on, try again. Maybe Jack will just
Speaker 1: be like, yeah, fuck it.
Speaker 2: I'm old, Yeah, I'll g I didn't sign a contract.
Speaker 2: I've never haven't signed a contract since the eighties.
Speaker 1: He could probably do it. He just can't talk about
Speaker 1: anything that he's not allowed to talk about. Right, Like
Speaker 1: we had Sandra on. Yeah, she was wonderful. Okay, So April,
Speaker 1: remember remember we had to scrap Sandra's episode that was
Speaker 1: a sound episode on my end. My mic was out. No,
Speaker 1: she remember, she got upset and said, I revealed too
Speaker 1: many things. Got to take it down, that's right, and.
Speaker 2: Then we tend to redo it and then so that
Speaker 2: she could like keep it tight, Tinto's down. The second
Speaker 2: version was better anyway, because we didn't want her to
Speaker 2: be worried, and also my mic was broken, which we
Speaker 2: didn't realize, so like.
Speaker 1: Well, that's all good. The thing that she was talking about,
Speaker 1: didn't wasn't really that she was like, I wasn't supposed
Speaker 1: to reveal that. Really wasn't that interesting. We still love her. Yeah,
Speaker 1: I'm saying it didn't matter. But she was very very
Speaker 1: concerned about like talking about the process of getting on
Speaker 1: the show and stuff like that. We couldn't reveal that stuff,
Speaker 1: so right, that's all he can't talk about. And who cares?
Speaker 1: Who cares? Who cares?
Speaker 2: Okay, So April is sort of sitting across from Cat
Speaker 2: and with her eye April thinks that she's psychic. She
Speaker 2: talks about that a lot. She's she's the EmPATH and
Speaker 2: she's trying to like use her eyes to ask Cat
Speaker 2: if she's okay. She's like okay, Kat's like m m.
Speaker 2: And then she kind of shakes her head. No, like
Speaker 2: she broke cat down. She broke her down. And then
Speaker 2: Kat tries to make a joke to Dale, and she's like, hey,
Speaker 2: I decided I'll pick you just as long as you
Speaker 2: never say dead it again.
Speaker 1: And Dale not only.
Speaker 2: Does not think it's funny, he like throws a fucking fit.
Speaker 2: He doesn't get the joke. He's like, yeah, yeah, I
Speaker 2: got that it was a joke, but I thought it
Speaker 2: was dead This is the word again.
Speaker 1: To talk about the joke about deading it. Yeah, he's
Speaker 1: just a dick now. He's also before he has that
Speaker 1: reaction when she says when she makes that little joke
Speaker 1: and she's trying to be cute, he's just staring into
Speaker 1: the distance. He won't look at her. It's so weird.
Speaker 1: He's not programmed yet to do that.
Speaker 2: But they start full fighting, like he's so unappreciative of
Speaker 2: the fact that she gave him the rose when you know,
Speaker 2: it doesn't look like he's going to do it for her, right.
Speaker 1: She's upset.
Speaker 2: She goes into her own little room. You hear her crying.
Speaker 2: I feel I feel for her.
Speaker 1: So this is the problem though, This is where it
Speaker 1: comes out that he goes, it's just the timing, you know,
Speaker 1: and the backgrounds of the background. Yeah, and he's like
Speaker 1: the timing was bad, Like we're fromferent backgrounds. And then
Speaker 1: he says, like my background, we keep things private. We're
Speaker 1: where my surround it. And then but this is what
Speaker 1: calling back to what I said, which is she's never
Speaker 1: done it, like in front of a group of people.
Speaker 1: I do kind of understand what he's saying, like if
Speaker 1: he feels uncomfortable, maybe maybe it's a racial thing. Maybe
Speaker 1: he's like being a black man in public, Like I
Speaker 1: don't want to be fighting in public. It's not a
Speaker 1: good look for me. But then it becomes all about appearances,
Speaker 1: like he can't is he saying that he can't have
Speaker 1: like a calm conversation. But she's not trying to do
Speaker 1: it in front of other people. She's not confronting him
Speaker 1: in front of other people. He's not calling him out.
Speaker 1: She keeps bringing him off to the side to have
Speaker 1: a calm conversation. So this is on him. So yeah,
Speaker 1: like then they both leave and then oh my god.
Speaker 1: Then Dale is in the room with fucking Jeremy and
Speaker 1: he goes, yeah, like you know, blah blah, timey, and
Speaker 1: he goes, the best thing she could do is shut
Speaker 1: her mouth.
Speaker 2: Yeah he said that, And of course Jeremy's like, yeah,
Speaker 2: I mean, I don't know what Jeremy said to that,
Speaker 2: but I would assume that. So then we get that
Speaker 2: beautiful mad m Were you so mad? I was really yeah,
Speaker 2: it was pretty gross. Data was like, I don't know
Speaker 2: who this guy is, but I'd like to let's debt him.
Speaker 2: I don't want to kill him, but just just look dead.
Speaker 2: This yeah, Day nine Gary, Oh, this is when Gary's
Speaker 2: gonna and Leslie are going to talk, right, well, she's
Speaker 2: telling talk.
Speaker 1: She tries to talk to Gary first. So they're sitting
Speaker 1: at like the They're sitting at like the bar, and
Speaker 1: Natasha's thinking like, well, Gary's my man now, like gave
Speaker 1: him the rose, like we're good, And Gary is trying
Speaker 1: to talk to Leslie right, and Leslie says, yeah, I was,
Speaker 1: you know, I was going to give you my rose,
Speaker 1: and Gary's just kind of like, yeah, you know, it's
Speaker 1: just you know, just all the ladies kind of want me.
Speaker 1: Then Natasha says to the camera she's like, huh, kind
Speaker 1: of noticing a change since I gave Gary my rose.
Speaker 1: Now it feels like he's being avoidant.
Speaker 2: I felt that for her, though she picked it up
Speaker 2: on it. I think she thought Gary liked him because
Speaker 2: he does the thing where he looks you straight in
Speaker 2: the eye and asks you a lot of questions. So
Speaker 2: even though she chose Leslie, he still had a connection
Speaker 2: with Natasha. And he's not like telling anyone no.
Speaker 1: This is what I think. This is why I don't
Speaker 1: like Gary. This is the thing that he's doing. Yes,
Speaker 1: he made Natasha feel really special. She bought it. She
Speaker 1: didn't see that he was being disingenuous. I guess she
Speaker 1: likes a little third person, So tell me about Natasha.
Speaker 1: What's Natasha's future? Right? She was just like, oh, what's
Speaker 1: the superpower? What do you mean by superpower?
Speaker 2: So she feels it. She feels that, like you said,
Speaker 2: I just read, that sucks for her. But then what
Speaker 2: really sucks As she's dealing with that, then Captain Kim
Speaker 2: is for some reason misreading the room as Natasha did
Speaker 2: and coming in to swoop in because he wrote a
Speaker 2: poem for Leslie. And I don't know about you, but
Speaker 2: like I think all across the televisions in the world.
Speaker 2: It was just like, no, yeah, no, no, no. Keith
Speaker 2: is being really funny about it. He's like, we should
Speaker 2: line up some chairs. I'm just saying I'm not being mean.
Speaker 2: I just like, let's watch. Keith is loving and everyone's
Speaker 2: loving it. They're all laughing. It's called the name of
Speaker 2: the poem is the Lady with the Rose. And I
Speaker 2: will say this before we get into it. It is
Speaker 2: better than what Carrie writes. And in just like that,
Speaker 2: as bad as it is, it's still better than the woman.
Speaker 2: There's some rhyming. I didn't write the whole thing down.
Speaker 2: I imagine you probably write.
Speaker 1: Some of it. Yeah, it was I sat there with
Speaker 1: the other men on my right, wondering what would happen
Speaker 1: on this hot, humid night. The one thing I was
Speaker 1: pretty sure of, a rose I would not get. I
Speaker 1: stood there planning, wondering how I would say goodbye to
Speaker 1: those I had met. There were no expectations except to
Speaker 1: have fun and until something changes. This lady is my
Speaker 1: number one.
Speaker 2: Oh no, yeah, no, poor Leslie, and just as that,
Speaker 2: and she's so sweet about it.
Speaker 1: Because she's sweet, She's not gonna be mean. She's like
Speaker 1: that was very sweet. Thank you. She hugs him.
Speaker 2: He's like, yeah, I killed it. I'm gonna bang her. Oh,
Speaker 2: I mean we're gonna do it from behind. We're gonna
Speaker 2: do it from every no lube nothing. It's like, no lube,
Speaker 2: Why is that even good for you? Yeah, I'm gonna
Speaker 2: raw dog that. They're like, all right, they just have
Speaker 2: to cut away. She's like even nice, Like I'm gonna
Speaker 2: take her on my freaking navy ship, and I'm just
Speaker 2: gonna it's gang bang.
Speaker 1: Get some of my other naval officers if you know
Speaker 1: what I mean.
Speaker 2: Well, if you know what I mean, like you just
Speaker 2: said it, it's not even we have to read into it.
Speaker 1: Get her on my navy ship.
Speaker 2: I'm trying to think of a term on the like
Speaker 2: the navy, but I can't think of anything. I'm gonna
Speaker 2: hoist her flag. I'm gonna hoist my flag up into
Speaker 2: her pussy. And they're like, Captain Kim, please do not
Speaker 2: talk like that because we have to cut around that.
Speaker 1: We cannot use that in the show. What is he gonna?
Speaker 1: What is port and the star starboard and Port. I'm
Speaker 1: gonna take her port. I'm gonna take her.
Speaker 2: Start and her starboard and like it's gonna be And
Speaker 2: what I mean by that is fucking Captain Kim And
Speaker 2: I'm gonna write a song about it. I'm gonna write
Speaker 2: Paul Im a book, children's book.
Speaker 1: God.
Speaker 2: Okay, So now she has new arrivals. Now we have
Speaker 2: new that's wrong with my headphones? Leah and Nancy. Uh
Speaker 2: oh waitoti right before that? So Leslie, we are all
Speaker 2: Leslie because she's like, I feel so weird.
Speaker 1: She goes, I don't I don't like him. I don't
Speaker 1: like this guy. I wanted to give my rose to Gary.
Speaker 1: What's happening?
Speaker 2: I know, But she's being sweet about it. She has
Speaker 2: she is, she's nice to him about it.
Speaker 1: Yeah.
Speaker 2: So, now, as though it couldn't get worse for the Goldens,
Speaker 2: we have Nancy, who's like the main energy Golden. She's
Speaker 2: the hottie that looks like Christie Brinkley. Yes, and she's
Speaker 2: cool and they like her. She comes in with Leah,
Speaker 2: who I know is Joey Season but I don't remember
Speaker 2: her at all?
Speaker 1: What am I forgetting?
Speaker 2: Like?
Speaker 1: Who's Leah again? I don't remember her either? Okay, good,
Speaker 1: I'm like, what the fuck is this shit? I don't
Speaker 1: she's gonna cause some trouble. Is she the one? And
Speaker 1: let me ask you that I could be sure. I
Speaker 1: don't know.
Speaker 2: She's on Joey's season, That's all I can tell you.
Speaker 2: Maybe I'm being racist, I'm not one hundred percent sure.
Speaker 2: But was she the one that before Joey's season was
Speaker 2: in the audience of the Final Rose and she was
Speaker 2: like the one of the first people.
Speaker 1: To be announced.
Speaker 2: So yes, I think yes, yes, I think so. And
Speaker 2: then maybe she had like a little leg up and
Speaker 2: then she burned her leg up.
Speaker 1: Yes, yes, I think it made her Well, that's so
Speaker 1: we So she's super pretty. Yeah, she's pretty. It's really pretty.
Speaker 1: She just I guess her personality was forgettable.
Speaker 2: They're making this weird joke about saying anticipation, but they're
Speaker 2: saying it like anticipation, which they're.
Speaker 1: Trying to make a word.
Speaker 2: Oh, and I wrote that Captain Kim was one of
Speaker 2: the guys saying it, But that can't be right. He
Speaker 2: was not gonna say I've got and tit and then
Speaker 2: they're holding their hands up like tits anticipation.
Speaker 1: But that could be Captain Kim. I don't know, it
Speaker 1: makes sense.
Speaker 2: It would track for him, so it toes down. No, No,
Speaker 2: that's Dale, I'm saying, Captain Kim, I know, I know
Speaker 2: making a joke. So that was a good joke.
Speaker 1: Did you get it? I got I don't know if
Speaker 1: you got it. I got it.
Speaker 2: I loved it. I think it was so good. Like
Speaker 2: did you just think you get to laugh? I think
Speaker 2: I just forgot to laugh. Also, I'm sore from laughing
Speaker 2: from before at all the funny things on the show.
Speaker 1: I'm just like, I can't, I have nothing laugh. So
Speaker 1: now I was doing a Dale, I was doing a
Speaker 1: cat to Dale, like did you even get did you
Speaker 1: get the joke? Now you're supposed to good? Yeah, but
Speaker 1: I debdit it. We're over that, we're patting the joke.
Speaker 1: Joke is dead. Ten toes down exactly, all right.
Speaker 2: So they get all the guys like Nancy though of course,
Speaker 2: and Kathy's up set mm hmm for many.
Speaker 1: Reasons, but mainly because April fucked them over.
Speaker 2: Now there's just one less guy that's going to choose them,
Speaker 2: and now Nancy is an extra woman. So they're really screwed.
Speaker 2: Everyone screwed, Leslie screwed. Like what did they do to themselves?
Speaker 1: Yeah? It's not good. And Nancy's Nancy's super pretty, and
Speaker 1: Kathy's like, uh, what am I chopped liver? Like Nancy
Speaker 1: dring bikini? You know, I can't computicipation. It's so much anticipation.
Speaker 1: So Nancy, Yeah, they get a date and then oh right, Garry,
Speaker 1: and then Keith Keith tells Nancy, well, Keith is talking
Speaker 1: to Nancy, I think even before the date card. Maybe yes,
Speaker 1: And he's like he's like, yeah, you know, don't worry
Speaker 1: like I I went on it. Yeah, I went on
Speaker 1: a date with Kathy, but like I got no romantic
Speaker 1: feelings for her. We're just friends. I was like, all right, Keith, like,
Speaker 1: I mean, I agree, but I don't know. It's it
Speaker 1: makes the show kind of fun when they all have
Speaker 1: to carry.
Speaker 2: If it sounds like I checked out there was something
Speaker 2: in my hair, Like there's something weird in my hair,
Speaker 2: and I get nervous. If I just flew yesterday, I
Speaker 2: really hope I didn't get light from the airplane, because
Speaker 2: that's something that can happen.
Speaker 1: We'll deal with that later. Yeah, well you would know
Speaker 1: you do, have your kids ever had lice?
Speaker 2: No? So then uh, Leah goes to talk to Sean
Speaker 2: because she tells us she's she understands that Sean is unattached,
Speaker 2: and Be's unattached.
Speaker 1: So obviously Sean's made it really clear that he's Jean.
Speaker 1: Evan really is. But Sean is a dick, and this
Speaker 1: is going to really make Jill insane. I think, yeah,
Speaker 1: so Sean, she talks to Sean, so we must already
Speaker 1: we must have the date cards at this point, So
Speaker 1: sorry if I skip that, but yeah, so Sean's like, yeah,
Speaker 1: I'm totally open to going out a date, not into
Speaker 1: Jill at all, Like I am totally open. Yeah, No,
Speaker 1: Jill's freaking out.
Speaker 2: Jill's freaking out, and then everybody's freaking out about Gary too,
Speaker 2: because now Nancy's like, real competition. Why are they acting
Speaker 2: like Gary is the only person they can talk to? God,
Speaker 2: it's so stupid.
Speaker 1: So who's left Gary than Gary? Of the Golden Men?
Speaker 2: Who's left Gary? Keith, Captain Kim oh No? And then
Speaker 2: is that it?
Speaker 1: I think that's it? That's it?
Speaker 2: Why I think you guys, I don't know. They really
Speaker 2: fucked up. And now they're bringing in an extra girl.
Speaker 2: They better bring in another guy for them, Like this
Speaker 2: is not fair yeah, so we don't know what's going
Speaker 2: to happen.
Speaker 1: So Gary talks to Nancy and Leslie's already starting to
Speaker 1: feel a little bit put out. Oh yes, and this
Speaker 1: is even I forgot.
Speaker 2: I was thinking this is like next week, but yeah,
Speaker 2: all of a sudden, they're already freaking out. And then
Speaker 2: a new arrival's coming. A new character got unlocked, as
Speaker 2: I believe Leslie said, because she's awesome, and it's Faith
Speaker 2: fighting a horse. So now you have Faith, now you
Speaker 2: have another woman. Nancy and Faith are added to the mix.
Speaker 2: So they're fucked yep. I mean I think Gary will
Speaker 2: choose let's see who we have. Gary will choose Leslie.
Speaker 2: Keith will probably try to choose Nancy. I mean, why
Speaker 2: wouldn't he go for that, right? And Kim is just
Speaker 2: going to send himself home. He'll be like, on my honor,
Speaker 2: Leslie was the one for me. But if she's not
Speaker 2: into me, good days or he'll write a song about
Speaker 2: it and then that'll be bad. Yep. So then they're
Speaker 2: I think they're just trying to phase out the Goldens,
Speaker 2: which is so unfair.
Speaker 1: So that's the coming attractions. They tell us that the
Speaker 1: whole show is going to change, and they tell us
Speaker 1: how instead of like going like you don't know, they're like, no,
Speaker 1: it's actually here's here's what's going to happen. Uh, somebody's
Speaker 1: going to fuck somebody else over because there's a half
Speaker 1: a million dollars at stake.
Speaker 2: I don't like that. That, I really hate. I don't
Speaker 2: like that at all.
Speaker 1: Yeah, he's just a different show.
Speaker 2: Yeah, and it's not the show. And I don't want
Speaker 2: that because then it's yeah, I don't need the step
Speaker 2: I don't.
Speaker 1: I don't like that.
Speaker 2: Because they're trying to then put a little traders in it,
Speaker 2: which I'm not into. Sorry, I like it in theory,
Speaker 2: but I just that's not what this is.
Speaker 1: It's not what this is supposed to be. This if
Speaker 1: we went back to like olden days of this, it
Speaker 1: was like people fucking in the boom boom room and
Speaker 1: then trying to screw somebody else in the you know,
Speaker 1: and then the person getting mad like you just had
Speaker 1: sex with that person exacts anyway more sor right, you guys,
Speaker 1: this is our faith.
Speaker 2: I mean so far, well this and just like that,
Speaker 2: but we have so much more coming up. We have
Speaker 2: the Valley, which is the season finale that's gonna come
Speaker 2: out tomorrow. We'll do that love a little Hollywood cringe
Speaker 2: most likely because we haven't gotten to that this week,
Speaker 2: we will have and just like that again, so you're
Speaker 2: gonna get double dosed this week.
Speaker 1: And uh yeah, that's I mean, that's a lot. Yeah,
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