Speaker 1: Oh, Fred des are.
Speaker 2: Hello, and welcome to the show.
Speaker 3: This is the Occult of Conspiracy and my name is Jonathan,
Speaker 3: I'm Jacob, and today is the inauguration of Trump. We
Speaker 3: decided to go live on this one because we really
Speaker 3: have no idea about what the hell is going to
Speaker 3: be happening here soon, Like like this, this could go
Speaker 3: so many ways that like I mean, I guess it.
Speaker 3: I guess we'll just we'll find out how it goes,
Speaker 3: you know.
Speaker 2: I mean, the inauguration itself, I don't believe is going
Speaker 2: to have any kind of snaff Who's it's possible, It's
Speaker 2: very possible, but I think that they've probably upsecurity so
Speaker 2: heavily that it's going to go off without a hitch.
Speaker 2: But before we start watching it live, Jonathan, the pg's
Speaker 2: got to come off for a second.
Speaker 4: I gotta get real, and I need.
Speaker 2: To apologize to you specifically actually, but also to the
Speaker 2: good cult members and people who listen to the show.
Speaker 4: So here's the deal. I got a lot of shit for.
Speaker 2: Talking about TikTok in the manner that I did. People
Speaker 2: got seriously but hurt, which at first I was like, Okay,
Speaker 2: they're just crying about it. But I listened back to
Speaker 2: the episode, and I gotta say, I don't. I don't
Speaker 2: have to be a dick about things like I really
Speaker 2: don't have to. I chose to, and that is a
Speaker 2: poor showing of myself, whether or not I stand by
Speaker 2: what I said or not. The tone and manner at
Speaker 2: which I said the things and presented them could have
Speaker 2: been done better and nicer, and I do apologize. A
Speaker 2: lot of.
Speaker 5: People got really really upset and the stuff which like, okay,
Speaker 5: you know, go off, that's how the internet works.
Speaker 2: But you know, you know I have. I've watched back
Speaker 2: and listen back to a couple of things, and I've
Speaker 2: gone more and more in that direction.
Speaker 4: And I don't need to do that.
Speaker 2: That's not That doesn't play well and it doesn't show
Speaker 2: well for us. So Jonathan, I am sorry that I
Speaker 2: have had extra spice on the hatred towards TikTok and
Speaker 2: its users, and to all the good cult members listening,
Speaker 2: if I offended you thing I said. I stand by
Speaker 2: what I said about Red Books. That's a different conversation.
Speaker 2: But as far as and me just overtly shitting on
Speaker 2: the people who have made their money off of that
Speaker 2: and doing this, I do actually apologize. I don't want
Speaker 2: people to lose their jobs. I don't want people to
Speaker 2: lose their livelihoods. And that's not that's not good, you know.
Speaker 2: I mean, that was not a positive portrayal. So overall, sorry, y'all,
Speaker 2: that is on me. That is my bad.
Speaker 4: I will do better.
Speaker 6: Cool.
Speaker 3: It takes a strong man to realize certain things that
Speaker 3: he may that.
Speaker 2: You know.
Speaker 3: It's like, we all make mistakes. It ain't it's not
Speaker 3: I don't even necessarily call it a mistake. It's just that,
Speaker 3: you know, sometimes we just get so caught up in
Speaker 3: this damn world. And yeah, it's just the way it
Speaker 3: is sometimes. But don't even trip about it, dude. That's
Speaker 3: I like whenever you come that home. Oh that sounded bad,
Speaker 3: but I I like. I like the child it though,
Speaker 3: Like honestly, I really like I look forward to that.
Speaker 3: I'm like, all right now, y'all, he wants to come
Speaker 3: at me with this, All right, let me type this,
Speaker 3: let me tell you search this, and it's like, you know,
Speaker 3: that's kind of what makes the show in a way.
Speaker 2: It just but it's not what you say, it's how
Speaker 2: you say it, you know what I mean? You could
Speaker 2: tell somebody they're a fucking retard, but if you present
Speaker 2: it in a kind way, it doesn't play poorly. Yeah,
Speaker 2: and I get that, and I'm not trying to call
Speaker 2: people that. I'm not trying to be that asshole. But
Speaker 2: I ended up becoming that. I ended up doing that,
Speaker 2: and that's not good, that's not positive. So again, miakopa, everybody,
Speaker 2: my bad. I apologize if I upset anybody.
Speaker 4: Now, all right, sure.
Speaker 3: Okay, so we're gonna get to it. Oh, hold on,
Speaker 3: we had another person trying to join them. I didn't
Speaker 3: expect this many people to be joining this early in
Speaker 3: the morning on a Monday, but uh.
Speaker 2: Let's go.
Speaker 3: Y'all welcome, Thank you all the good cult members. This
Speaker 3: is going to be a spicy one now before we
Speaker 3: get into it. Why we decided to do this show
Speaker 3: is because there are so many theories running around and
Speaker 3: they're not just you know, hair brain theories, like these
Speaker 3: things are possible, like the things that could be that
Speaker 3: that could possibly happen in regards to you know, is
Speaker 3: Trump gonna get you know, another assassination attempt? We I mean,
Speaker 3: knock on wood. We don't want that for anybody, right,
Speaker 3: whether you're a Trump fan or not, Like you don't
Speaker 3: want that for anybody, and and and so then there
Speaker 3: was like the drone talk, like, well, is one of
Speaker 3: the reasons why people are why they're moving it inside?
Speaker 3: Is it because of the drones? And so maybe that's
Speaker 3: maybe that's a thing. And so we don't know what
Speaker 3: the hell's going on. There was also another thing that
Speaker 3: I did want to say. They were passing out flyers
Speaker 3: for this inauguration, Like these were like the uh, I
Speaker 3: don't even know what you'd call them, but you know
Speaker 3: a little pamphlet that you'd get as soon as if
Speaker 3: you were invited to you know, yeah, yeah, like a
Speaker 3: little program, right, dude, tell me why every single other
Speaker 3: program that's ever been handed out during the presidential inauguration
Speaker 3: it's always been missed. Barack Obama and well probably missus
Speaker 3: or mister Michelle Obama. Well, however you want to look
Speaker 3: at that, but like it's normally and then then it
Speaker 3: goes down the vice president and his wife and shit
Speaker 3: like that, Right dude, This one just says president and
Speaker 3: vice president. It doesn't say it doesn't say Trump or
Speaker 3: his boy on there at all. Trump. What the what
Speaker 3: the fuck's the other guy's name Vance Babe Ban.
Speaker 7: Yeah.
Speaker 3: Yeah, so it's really really strange, and we're living in
Speaker 3: very unprecedented times. We wouldn't put it past them to
Speaker 3: pull some shit like that. To be honest, I'm actually
Speaker 3: surprised we even got this far. So we'll see how
Speaker 3: it goes.
Speaker 6: We will.
Speaker 2: We will, indeed real quick to all the cult members
Speaker 2: joining in, please mute yourselves so we can watch this
Speaker 2: without the extra audio coming in accidentally from other people.
Speaker 4: Let's make sure we're all on the same page with that.
Speaker 2: I'm sure we're gonna be pausing it from time to
Speaker 2: at least like cutting two to have some dialogue. We
Speaker 2: will be talking the shit and the stuff afterwards. But
Speaker 2: uh yeah, And I don't know, man, I can only
Speaker 2: speak on the behalf of what I saw in the
Speaker 2: inauguration that I was a part of back in twenty twelve.
Speaker 2: Security was on high alert. Your boy never walked outside
Speaker 2: of the bulletproof shell. Essentially. I don't know if they're
Speaker 2: gonna do the same thing for Donnie T. I assume
Speaker 2: they would.
Speaker 4: I don't know, But then you'll never see that on camera, right.
Speaker 2: The cameras are gonna either be set inside the glass
Speaker 2: or right outside of it to make it look good
Speaker 2: like whatever it depends, we'll see if there's like wind
Speaker 2: blowing his hair, that'll be a clear indication if he's
Speaker 2: outside outside or not.
Speaker 4: Like We're gonna have to look for these telltale signs.
Speaker 2: But I don't know what to expect. I hope that
Speaker 2: everything will go off without a hitch. Security has been
Speaker 2: up to everybody's on high alert by bah blah bap.
Speaker 2: That doesn't mean that it's gonna play out that way
Speaker 2: at all.
Speaker 3: Who knows, right right, So, initially I had planned on
Speaker 3: us watching it on Peacock, like on the app Peacock.
Speaker 3: I had it pulled up on my computer, but it
Speaker 3: wasn't playing and so there was issues with that. So
Speaker 3: we're gonna go over to YouTube and Associated Press is
Speaker 3: playing it, so that's where we're going to be watching
Speaker 3: it for everybody that is curious.
Speaker 8: As President Donald J. Trump takes the oath of office
Speaker 8: once again, we come to say thank you, O Lord,
Speaker 8: our god father. When Donald Trump's enemies thought he was
Speaker 8: down and out, you and you alone saved his life
Speaker 8: and raised him up with strength and power by your
Speaker 8: mighty hand. We pray for President Trump that you'll watch over,
Speaker 8: protect guid, direct him, give him your wisdom from your
Speaker 8: throne on high. We asked that you would bless him
Speaker 8: and that our nation would be blessed through him. We
Speaker 8: also asked that you would bless and protect Milagnia as
Speaker 8: first lady. We thank you for the beauty, the warmth,
Speaker 8: and grace that she shows, not only to this nation,
Speaker 8: but to the whole world. We thank you for Vice
Speaker 8: President Elect JD. Vance and his wife Ushah and their
Speaker 8: young family. May he be a strength to President Trump
Speaker 8: to stand beside him, to hold up his arms like
Speaker 8: Aaron held up arms of Moses. In the midst of battle,
Speaker 8: the prophet Samuel reminded the people it was you that
Speaker 8: brought them up from the land of Egypt, and he said,
Speaker 8: now stand still, that I may reason with you before
Speaker 8: the Lord. So, Father, we take this moment to stand still,
Speaker 8: to remember the great things that you have done for
Speaker 8: this nation. Thank you for the protection, the bounty, the
Speaker 8: freedoms that we so enjoy. We remember to keep our
Speaker 8: eyes fixed on you, and may our hearts be inclined
Speaker 8: to your voice. We know that America can never be
Speaker 8: great again if we turn our backs on you. We
Speaker 8: ask for your help, and we pray all of this
Speaker 8: in the name of the King of Kings, the Lord
Speaker 8: of Lords, your Son, my Savior, and our Redeemer, Jesus Christ.
Speaker 9: Amen, ladies and gentlemen, please welcome Associate Justicekavanaugh to administer
Speaker 9: the Vice Presidential oath of office.
Speaker 3: Biden just looks like he shited his pants the entire
Speaker 3: time he's standing up there right.
Speaker 2: Oh, bro, he's definitely got a diaper on in the
Speaker 2: bitch saging low.
Speaker 3: You know this, Jacob, when you were in DC. Is
Speaker 3: this some shit that you would be a part of.
Speaker 2: Yes. Matter of fact, the two Marines that are standing
Speaker 2: there next to him, you see those golden chords on
Speaker 2: their shoulders.
Speaker 4: The only ones.
Speaker 2: That get to wear those are those that are a
Speaker 2: part of the either the President's direct chief of Staff
Speaker 2: or the comanants chief of Staff or his staff members.
Speaker 2: Excuse me, not chief of or the Chairman of the
Speaker 2: Joint chiefs those cords.
Speaker 10: Right hand and repeat after me, I, James David Vance,
Speaker 10: do solemnly swear.
Speaker 11: I, James David Advance, we swear that.
Speaker 10: I will support and defend the Constitution of the United States.
Speaker 11: That I will support and defend the Constitution of the United.
Speaker 10: States, against all enemies foreign and domestic.
Speaker 11: Against all enemies foreign and domestic.
Speaker 10: That I will bear true faith, that I will bear
Speaker 10: true faith and allegiance to the same, and allegiance to
Speaker 10: the same. That I take this obligation freely, That.
Speaker 11: I take this obligation freely.
Speaker 10: Without any mental reservation.
Speaker 11: Without any mental reservation.
Speaker 10: Or purpose of evasion, or purpose of evasion, And that
Speaker 10: I will well and faithfully discharge.
Speaker 11: And that I will well and faithfully.
Speaker 10: Discharge the duties of the office, the duties of the
Speaker 10: office on which I am about to enter, on which
Speaker 10: I'm about to enter.
Speaker 11: So help me, God, So help me God.
Speaker 10: Congratulations, mister Weisbrod.
Speaker 2: You know, look at Bill Clinton on the far right.
Speaker 2: Patience in me. You get that kid away from Biden.
Speaker 2: I love grand prat Grandpa.
Speaker 3: Give you a little snoof.
Speaker 9: Ladies and gentlemen, please welcome Chief Justice Roberts to administer
Speaker 9: the presidential oath of office.
Speaker 2: Who to fuck let the kid next to Biden like that?
Speaker 3: Not a good move, not at all, yo.
Speaker 4: But look at Bill Clinton on the far right.
Speaker 2: If they've pan out again, your boy looks like the
Speaker 2: soul has absolutely been sucked out of him.
Speaker 3: It's sad, oh, dude, and not in a good way.
Speaker 12: Please raise your hand and repeat after me. I, Donald
Speaker 12: John Trump, do solemnly swear.
Speaker 13: Hi, Donald John Trump, do solemnly swear.
Speaker 2: That I will faithfully execute that.
Speaker 13: I will faithfully execute.
Speaker 12: The office of President of the United States, of President
Speaker 12: of the United States, and will, to the best of
Speaker 12: my ability.
Speaker 13: And will, to the best of my ability.
Speaker 12: Preserve, protect and defend, deserve, protect, and defend.
Speaker 14: The Constitution of the United States.
Speaker 13: The Constitution of the United States.
Speaker 12: So help me, God, So help me God. Congratulations pecifically, Jess.
Speaker 2: Everyone's clear, those things are a part of the show.
Speaker 15: It's okay.
Speaker 2: Those bangs are a part of the Gordon along with
Speaker 2: the song that's being played right now.
Speaker 4: Everybody's clear.
Speaker 2: This is a part of what happens when he enters
Speaker 2: into a military graid.
Speaker 4: These things.
Speaker 2: It's okay, dude.
Speaker 3: Barn is one tall motherfucker, bro tell you what. Oh
Speaker 3: my god, he towers over everybody.
Speaker 4: I'd be willing to bet this being played by the Marine.
Speaker 2: Corps band as a matter of fact, because they have
Speaker 2: the moniker being called the President's own.
Speaker 16: So it's a whole thing, and the march on.
Speaker 17: Looks sometimes stop.
Speaker 18: After stuff face see uh the.
Speaker 19: Boss.
Speaker 2: Yeah, man, I like that one. I think we found
Speaker 2: Carmen san Diego right behind Trump too, big dog, I.
Speaker 20: See you, I see it.
Speaker 3: So everything is going according to plan so far, it
Speaker 3: seems right.
Speaker 21: Yeah.
Speaker 2: So they're gonna have the big, the big pompousness of
Speaker 2: the ship a right, the parade of it all. Then
Speaker 2: he's probably gonna give a speech. Then they're probably gonna
Speaker 2: move to the Capitol steps where he'll give another speech
Speaker 2: and there'll be more pompacity. Then they'll move to around
Speaker 2: the White House where there will be more pompacity and
Speaker 2: probably a big march with all the people. Oh look
Speaker 2: at that. Yeah, that's the Naval Academy. Oh the plebes
Speaker 2: are out here singing this a choir.
Speaker 15: Christ was on.
Speaker 2: So I'll say this, dude. When I wasn't DC, the
Speaker 2: biggest clusterfuck I was ever a part of was the inauguration. Like,
Speaker 2: oh my god, it's a million people all trying to
Speaker 2: take charge of their small section of the pie to
Speaker 2: make the overall thing go off. Well, no one has
Speaker 2: a fucking clue what they're doing until like it's their
Speaker 2: turn to go up kind of thing, which I mean
Speaker 2: you'll have with a big ordeal like this. But yeah, yeah,
Speaker 2: there's a Marine Corps band called it. You could tell
Speaker 2: that because they're Red coats. And for the record, every
Speaker 2: motherfucker on screen right now never went to boot camp.
Speaker 2: They are all professional musicians that got hired by the
Speaker 2: Marine Corps to do this, and they start off with
Speaker 2: the rank of staff sergeant and a rank doesn't have.
Speaker 4: Rifles in the middle of it has a harp.
Speaker 2: It's a whole thing. We used to give them so
Speaker 2: much shit because they would like pretend like they get
Speaker 2: the respect of a master sergeant and it's like, okay,
Speaker 2: clarinet player, first of all, calm down, Okay, stop that
Speaker 2: right now. Not band members of the Marine Corps, the
Speaker 2: official Marine Corps band in Washington, d C.
Speaker 4: Different things.
Speaker 3: Those Red jackets are pretty fucking sweet though they are.
Speaker 2: That goes back to historically they were worn that on
Speaker 2: battlefields to be designated as musicians so that it was
Speaker 2: understood they were not combatants. There's a whole like historical
Speaker 2: background to it, and I get it, and I'm not
Speaker 2: shitting on them for being professional musicians in the Marine Corps.
Speaker 2: That's awesome, good things. But like, just acknowledge that you
Speaker 2: are a musician. I will give you respect as a person,
Speaker 2: but like, don't act like you outrank me because you
Speaker 2: played the trumpet really well, you know what I mean.
Speaker 2: And he never went to boot camp, never went to
Speaker 2: mct or SI. It's yeah, but again this was a
Speaker 2: very and your old Jacob with that kind of mindset.
Speaker 3: Like like people who have joined you know that band.
Speaker 3: It's like, you know, it's you can see how it's
Speaker 3: a pretty like high ranking of honor, honor. Rather it
Speaker 3: is no, no, what happened? Yeah, there we go.
Speaker 14: The States of America.
Speaker 4: Donald J.
Speaker 14: Trump, Thanky, thank you very much.
Speaker 6: Everybody, well, thank you very very much.
Speaker 22: Vice President Vance, Speaker Johnson, Senator Thune, Chief Justice Roberts,
Speaker 22: Justices of the United States Supreme Court, President Clinton, President Bush,
Speaker 22: President Obama, President Biden, Vice President Harris, and my fellow citizens,
Speaker 22: The Golden Age of America begins right now.
Speaker 2: Let's go.
Speaker 4: The poll.
Speaker 2: Claim man.
Speaker 22: From this day forward, our country will flourish and be
Speaker 22: respected again all over the world. We will be the
Speaker 22: envy of every nation, and we will not allow ourselves
Speaker 22: to be taken advantage of any longer. During every single
Speaker 22: day of the Trump administration, I will very simply put
Speaker 22: America first. Our sovereignty will be reclaimed, our safety will
Speaker 22: be restored, the scales of justice will be rebalanced. The vicious, violent,
Speaker 22: and unfair weaponization of the Justice Department and our government
Speaker 22: will end, and our top priority will be to create
Speaker 22: a nation that is proud, prosperous, and free. America will
Speaker 22: soon be greater, stronger, and far more exceptional than ever before.
Speaker 22: I return to the Presidency confident and optimistic that we
Speaker 22: are at the start of a thrilling new era of
Speaker 22: national success. A tide of change is sweeping the country.
Speaker 22: Sunlight is pouring over the entire world, and America has
Speaker 22: the chance to seize this opportunity like never before. But first,
Speaker 22: we must be honest about the challenges we face. While
Speaker 22: they are plentiful, they will be annihilated by this great
Speaker 22: momentum that the world is now witnessing. In the United
Speaker 22: States of America, as we gather today, our government confronts
Speaker 22: a crisis of trust. For many years, a radical and
Speaker 22: corrupt establishment has extracted power and wealth from our citizens,
Speaker 22: while the pillars of our society lay broken and seemingly
Speaker 22: incomplete disrepair. We now have a government that cannot manage
Speaker 22: even a simple crisis at home, while at the same
Speaker 22: time stumbling into a continuing catalog of catastrophic events abroad.
Speaker 22: It fails to protect our magnificent law abidying American citizens,
Speaker 22: but provide sanctuary and protection for dangerous criminals, many from
Speaker 22: prisons and mental institutions that have illegally entered our country
Speaker 22: from all over the world. We have a government that
Speaker 22: has given unlimited funding to the defense of foreign bold,
Speaker 22: but refuses to defend American borders or, more importantly, its
Speaker 22: own people. Our country can no longer deliver basic services
Speaker 22: in times of emergency, as recently shown by the wonderful
Speaker 22: people of North Carolina have been treated so badly and
Speaker 22: other states who are still suffering from a hurricane that
Speaker 22: took place many months ago, or more recently Los Angeles,
Speaker 22: where we are watching fires still tragically burn from weeks
Speaker 22: ago without even a token of defense. They're raging through
Speaker 22: the houses and communities, even affecting some of the wealthiest
Speaker 22: and most powerful individuals in our country, some of whom
Speaker 22: are sitting.
Speaker 6: Here right now.
Speaker 22: They don't have a home any longer. That's interesting, but
Speaker 22: we can't let this happen. Everyone is unable to you
Speaker 22: do anything about it. That's going to change. We have
Speaker 22: a public health system that does not deliver in times
Speaker 22: of disaster, yet more money is spent on it.
Speaker 6: Than any country anywhere in the world.
Speaker 22: And we have an education system that teaches our children
Speaker 22: to be ashamed of themselves, in many cases, to hate
Speaker 22: our country despite the love that we try so desperately
Speaker 22: to provide to them. All of this will change starting today,
Speaker 22: and it will change very quickly.
Speaker 2: You see him throwing those subtle jabs but not enough
Speaker 2: to incite a riot.
Speaker 22: Was a mandate to completely and totally reverse a horrible
Speaker 22: betrayal and all of these many betrayals that have taken place,
Speaker 22: and to give the people back their faith, their wealth,
Speaker 22: their democracy, and indeed their freedom. From this moment on,
Speaker 22: America's decline is over. Our liberties and our nation's glorious
Speaker 22: destiny will no longer be denied, and we will immediately
Speaker 22: restore the integrity, competency, and loyalty of America's government. Over
Speaker 22: the past eight years, I have been tested and challenged
Speaker 22: more than any president in our two hundred and fifty
Speaker 22: year history, and I've learned a lot along the way.
Speaker 6: The journey to.
Speaker 22: Reclaim our republic has not been an easy one, that
Speaker 22: I can tell you. Those who wish to stop our
Speaker 22: cause have tried to take my freedom, and indeed to
Speaker 22: take my life. Just a few months ago in a
Speaker 22: beautiful Pennsylvania field, assassin's bullet ripped through my ear. But
Speaker 22: I felt then, and believe even more so now, that
Speaker 22: my life was saved for a reason. I was saved
Speaker 22: by God to make America great again, a little divine intervention.
Speaker 6: Thank thank you very much.
Speaker 22: That is why each day, under our administration of American Patriots,
Speaker 22: we will be working to meet every crisis with dignity
Speaker 22: and power and strength. We will move with purpose and
Speaker 22: speed to bring back hope, prosperity, safety, and peace for
Speaker 22: citizens of every race, religion, color, and creed for American citizens.
Speaker 6: January twentieth, twenty twenty five, is Liberation Day.
Speaker 22: It is my hope that our recent presidential election will
Speaker 22: be remembered as the greatest and most consequential election in
Speaker 22: the history of our country. As our victory showed, the
Speaker 22: entire nation is rapidly unifying behind our agenda with dramatic
Speaker 22: increases in support from virtually every element of our society,
Speaker 22: young and old, men and women, African Americans, Hispanic Americans,
Speaker 22: Asian Americans, urban, suburban, rural, and very importantly, we had
Speaker 22: a powerful win in all seven swings, and the popular
Speaker 22: vote we won by millions of people to the Black
Speaker 22: and Hispanic communities. I want to thank you for the
Speaker 22: tremendous outpouring of love and trust that you have shown me.
Speaker 6: With your vote. We set records and I will not
Speaker 6: forget it.
Speaker 22: I've heard your voices in the campaign and I look
Speaker 22: forward to working with you in the years to come.
Speaker 6: Today is Martin Luther King Day and his honor.
Speaker 22: This will be a great honor. But in his honor,
Speaker 22: we will strive together to make his dream a reality.
Speaker 6: We will make his dream come true.
Speaker 22: National unity is now returning to America, and confidence and
Speaker 22: pride is soaring like never before. In everything we do,
Speaker 22: my administration will be inspired by a strong pursuit of
Speaker 22: excellence and unrelenting success. We will not forget our country,
Speaker 22: we will not forget our constitution, and we will not
Speaker 22: forget our God.
Speaker 13: Can't do that.
Speaker 22: Today I will sign a series of historic executive orders.
Speaker 22: With these actions, we will begin the complete restoration of
Speaker 22: America and the revolution of common sense.
Speaker 6: It's all about common sense.
Speaker 22: First, I will declare a national emergency at our southern border.
Speaker 22: All illegal entry will immediately be halted, and we will
Speaker 22: begin the process of returning millions and millions of criminal
Speaker 22: aliens back to the places from which they came. We
Speaker 22: will reinstate my remain in Mexico policy. I will end
Speaker 22: the practice of catch and release walk yeah, and I
Speaker 22: will send troops to the southern border to repel the
Speaker 22: disastrous invasion of our country. Under the orders I signed today,
Speaker 22: we will also be designating the cartels as foreign terrorist
Speaker 22: organizations Big dicking a Dude, and by invoking the Alien
Speaker 22: Enemies Act of seventeen ninety eight, I will direct our
Speaker 22: government to use the full and immense power of federal
Speaker 22: and state law enforcement to eliminate the presence of all
Speaker 22: foreign gangs and criminal networks bringing devastating to US soil,
Speaker 22: including our cities and inner cities. As Commander in Chief,
Speaker 22: I have no higher responsibility than to defend our country
Speaker 22: from threats and invasions, and that is exactly what I
Speaker 22: Am going to do. We will do it at a
Speaker 22: level that nobody's ever seen before. Next, I will direct
Speaker 22: all members of my Cabinet to marshall the vast powers
Speaker 22: at their disposal to defeat what was record inflation and
Speaker 22: rapidly bring down costs and prices. The inflation crisis was
Speaker 22: caused by massive overspending and escalating energy prices, and that
Speaker 22: is why today I will also declare a national energy emergency.
Speaker 6: We will drill, baby, drill, let's go.
Speaker 22: America will be a manufacturing nation once again, and we
Speaker 22: have something that no other manufacturing nation will ever have
Speaker 22: the largest amount of oil and gas of any country.
Speaker 6: On Earth, and we are going to use it. Let
Speaker 6: me use it.
Speaker 22: We will bring prices down, fill our strategic reserves up
Speaker 22: again right to the top, and export American energy all
Speaker 22: over the world. We will be a rich nation again.
Speaker 22: And it is that liquid gold under our feet that
Speaker 22: will help to do it. With my actions today, we
Speaker 22: will end the Green New Deal, and we will revoke
Speaker 22: the electric vehicle mandate, saving our auto industry and keeping
Speaker 22: my sacred.
Speaker 6: Pledge to our great American auto workers.
Speaker 2: A lot of good promises here. I hope he stands
Speaker 2: by it, you know.
Speaker 6: In other words, you'll be able to buy the car
Speaker 6: of your choice.
Speaker 22: We will build automobiles in America again at a rate
Speaker 22: that nobody could have dreamt possible just a few years ago.
Speaker 22: And thank you to the auto workers of our nation
Speaker 22: for your inspiring vote of confidence.
Speaker 6: We did tremendously with their vote.
Speaker 22: I will immediately begin the overhaul of our trade system
Speaker 22: to protect American workers and families. Instead of taxing our
Speaker 22: citizens to enrich other countries, we will tariff and tax
Speaker 22: foreign countries to enrich our citizens.
Speaker 3: Instead.
Speaker 22: For this purpose, we are establishing the External Revenue Service
Speaker 22: to collect all tariffs, duties, and revenues. It will be
Speaker 22: massive amounts of money pouring into our treasury coming from
Speaker 22: foreign sources. The American dream will soon be back and
Speaker 22: thriving like never before. To restore competence and effectiveness to
Speaker 22: our federal government, my administration will establish the brand new
Speaker 22: Department of Government Efficiency. After years and years of illegal
Speaker 22: and unconstitutional federal efforts to restrict free expression, I will
Speaker 22: also sign an executive order to immediately stop all government
Speaker 22: censorship and bring back free speech to America. Never again
Speaker 22: will the immense power of the state be weaponized to
Speaker 22: persecute political opponents something I know something about.
Speaker 6: We will not allow that to happen. It will not
Speaker 6: happen again. Under my leadership.
Speaker 22: We will restore fair, equal and impartial justice under the
Speaker 22: constitutional rule of law, and.
Speaker 6: We are going to bring law and order back to
Speaker 6: our cities.
Speaker 19: This week.
Speaker 22: I will also end the government policy of trying to
Speaker 22: socially engineer race and gender into every aspect.
Speaker 6: Of public and private life.
Speaker 22: We will forge a society that is color blind and
Speaker 22: merit based. As of today, it will henceforth be the
Speaker 22: official policy of the United States government that there are
Speaker 22: only two genders, male and female.
Speaker 2: It's about common sense, right, That's what he said earlier.
Speaker 11: So I mean.
Speaker 22: This week, I will reinstate any service members who were
Speaker 22: unjustly expelled from our military for objecting to the COVID
Speaker 22: vaccine mandate.
Speaker 6: With full back pain.
Speaker 23: Yo.
Speaker 2: Let's fucking go, dude, and.
Speaker 22: I will sign in order to stop our warriors from
Speaker 22: being subjected to radical political theories and social experiments while
Speaker 22: on duty.
Speaker 6: It's going to end immediately.
Speaker 15: Let's go.
Speaker 19: Fuck.
Speaker 6: Yes, our armed.
Speaker 22: Forces will be free to focus on their soul mission
Speaker 22: defeating America's enemies.
Speaker 2: I don't know who he pointed out, but that could
Speaker 2: have been ominous.
Speaker 22: Like in twenty seventeen, we will again build the strongest
Speaker 22: military the world has ever seen. We will measure our
Speaker 22: success not only by the battles we win, but also
Speaker 22: by the wars that we end, and perhaps most importantly,
Speaker 22: the wars we never get into.
Speaker 2: Come on now, as it should be. I'm liking what
Speaker 2: I'm hearing thus far abroad.
Speaker 3: I can't say that there's a single thing I disagree with.
Speaker 22: This legacy be that of a peace maker and unifier.
Speaker 22: That's what I want to be, a peacemaker and a unifier.
Speaker 22: I'm pleased to say that as of yesterday, one day
Speaker 22: before I assumed office, the hostages in the Middle East
Speaker 22: are coming back home to their families.
Speaker 2: Yep, yeah, they got that shit squared away before he
Speaker 2: took office. I'll notice that right.
Speaker 3: One day before, and Biden tried to take credit for
Speaker 3: It's just hilarious.
Speaker 2: That was sad, Like Biden, please, you didn't even have
Speaker 2: a spot at the table, bro, But okay, thank you.
Speaker 3: Take a nap.
Speaker 22: America will reclaim its rightful place as the greatest, most powerful,
Speaker 22: most respected nation on Earth, inspiring the awe and admiration
Speaker 22: of the entire world. A short time from now, we
Speaker 22: are going to be changing the name of the Gulf
Speaker 22: of Mexico to the Gulf of America, and we will
Speaker 22: receive the land of a great President William McKinley to
Speaker 22: Mount McKinley, where it should be and where it belongs.
Speaker 22: President McKinley made our country very rich through tariffs and
Speaker 22: through talent. He was a natural businessman and gave Teddy
Speaker 22: Roosevelt the money for many of the great things he did,
Speaker 22: including the Panama Canal, which has foolishly been given to
Speaker 22: the country of Panama after the United States.
Speaker 6: The United States, I've mean, think.
Speaker 22: Of this, spent more money than ever spent on a
Speaker 22: project before and lost thirty eight thousand.
Speaker 6: Lives in the building of the Panama Canal.
Speaker 22: We have been treated very badly from this foolish gift
Speaker 22: that should have never been made, and Panama's promise to
Speaker 22: us has been broken. The purpose of our deal and
Speaker 22: the spirit of our treaty has been totally violated. American
Speaker 22: ships are being severely overcharged and not treated fairly in
Speaker 22: any way, shape or form, and that includes the United
Speaker 22: States Navy and above all China is operating the Panama Canal,
Speaker 22: and we didn't give it to China.
Speaker 6: We gave it to Panama and we're taking it back.
Speaker 3: Okay, I didn't know that, you know, sign has been
Speaker 3: moving in.
Speaker 2: But limon whatever, I'm not going there, not going there again.
Speaker 22: Above all, my message to Americans today is that it
Speaker 22: is time for us to once again act with courage, vigor,
Speaker 22: and the vitality of history's greatest civilization. So as we
Speaker 22: liberate our nation, we will lead it to new heights
Speaker 22: of victory and success. We will not be deterred. Together,
Speaker 22: we will end the chronic disease epidemic and keep our
Speaker 22: children safe, healthy, and disease free. The United States will
Speaker 22: once again consider itself a growing nation, one that increases
Speaker 22: our wealth, expands our territory, builds our cities, raises our expectations,
Speaker 22: and carries our flag into new and beautiful horizons. And
Speaker 22: we will pursue our manifest destiny into the stars, launching
Speaker 22: American astronauts to plant the stars and stripes on the
Speaker 22: planet Mars.
Speaker 2: No, let's go.
Speaker 3: I don't buy it, but okay, that's right, you mean Greenland.
Speaker 2: I love it.
Speaker 3: Space is fecond gay.
Speaker 6: Ambition.
Speaker 22: Is the lifeblood of a great nation, and right now
Speaker 22: our nation is more ambitious than any other.
Speaker 6: There is no nation like our nation.
Speaker 22: Americans are explorers, builders, innovators, entrepreneurs, and pioneers. The spirit
Speaker 22: of the frontier is written into our hearts. The call
Speaker 22: of the next great adventure resounds from within our souls.
Speaker 22: Our American ancestors turned a small group of colonies on
Speaker 22: the edge of a vast continent into a mighty republic
Speaker 22: of the most extraordinary citizens on earth. No one comes close.
Speaker 22: Americans pushed thousands of miles through a rugged land of
Speaker 22: untamed wilderness. They crossed desert, scaled mountains, braved untold dangers,
Speaker 22: won the wild West, ended slavery, rescued millions from tyranny,
Speaker 22: lifted billions from poverty, harnessed electricity, split the atom, launched
Speaker 22: mankind into the heavens, and put the universe of human
Speaker 22: knowledge into the palm at Granger.
Speaker 24: We're for the ones who pay attention to everyone.
Speaker 3: How they're going to have a commercial in the middle
Speaker 3: of this.
Speaker 4: They got to get that money.
Speaker 2: I get.
Speaker 22: Im possible for me to stage such a historic political comeback.
Speaker 22: But as you see today here I am the American
Speaker 22: people have spoken.
Speaker 3: Oh rfks behind him, that's probably who he was looking at.
Speaker 22: Yeah, maybe.
Speaker 25: That's my y.
Speaker 4: His families behind him on his right, the Biden member
Speaker 4: behind him.
Speaker 2: On his left.
Speaker 22: So I stand before you now is proof that you
Speaker 22: should never believe that something is impossible to do in America.
Speaker 6: The impossible is what we do.
Speaker 3: I think it was our fair.
Speaker 22: From New York to Los Angeles, from Philadelphia to Phoenix,
Speaker 22: from Chicago to Miami, from Houston to right here in Washington,
Speaker 22: d C.
Speaker 6: Our country was forged and built.
Speaker 22: By the generations of patriots who gave everything they had
Speaker 22: for our rights and for our freedom. They were farmers
Speaker 22: and soldiers, cowboys and factory workers, steel workers and coal miners,
Speaker 22: police officers and pioneers who pushed onward, marched forward and
Speaker 22: let no obstacle defeat their spirit or their pride. Together
Speaker 22: they laid down the railroads, raised up the skyscrapers, built
Speaker 22: great highways, won two World Wars, defeated fascism and communism
Speaker 22: in triumphed over every single challenge that they failed. After
Speaker 22: all we have been through together, we stand on the
Speaker 22: verge of the four greatest years in American history.
Speaker 6: With your help.
Speaker 22: We will restore America, promise, and we will rebuild the
Speaker 22: nation that we love, and we love it so much.
Speaker 22: We are one people, one family, and one glorious nation
Speaker 22: under God. So to every parent who dreams for their child,
Speaker 22: and every child who dreams for their future.
Speaker 6: I am with you. I will fight for you, and
Speaker 6: I will win for you. We are going to win
Speaker 6: like never before. Thank you, thank you, thank you.
Speaker 22: In recent years, our nation has suffered greatly. We are
Speaker 22: going to bring it back and make it great again,
Speaker 22: greater than ever before. We will be a nation like
Speaker 22: no other, full of compassion, courage, and exceptionalism. Our power
Speaker 22: will stop all wars and bring a new spirit of
Speaker 22: unity to a world that has been angry, violent, and
Speaker 22: totally unpredictable. America will be respected again and admired again,
Speaker 22: including by people of religion, faith, and goodwill. We will
Speaker 22: be prosperous, we will be proud, we will be strong,
Speaker 22: and we will win like never before. We will not
Speaker 22: be conquered, we will not be intimidated, we will not
Speaker 22: be broken, and we will not fail. From this day on,
Speaker 22: the United States of America will be a free, sovereign
Speaker 22: and independent nation. We will stand bravely. We will live proudly,
Speaker 22: we will dream boldly, and nothing will stand in o
Speaker 22: our way because we are Americans. The futures are ours,
Speaker 22: and our golden age has just begun. Thank you, God,
Speaker 22: bless America. Thank you all, Thank you, thank you very much,
Speaker 22: thank you very much, thank you.
Speaker 2: We'll dropped the volume a little bit. Yeah, so I
Speaker 2: like a lot of the things he said. Some of
Speaker 2: those are some pretty bold claims, but I like it
Speaker 2: thus far.
Speaker 3: I mean, yeah, definitely bold claims such as, you know,
Speaker 3: labeling the cartel terrorists, which, to be honest, yes, should
Speaker 3: have been done a long time ago, right, agreed. I
Speaker 3: don't know how it made it this long without being called.
Speaker 2: That, because we had a war on drugs and they
Speaker 2: were the supplier on one of those sides.
Speaker 9: Welcome the Armed Forces chorus and Carrie Underwood, Oh, Carrie
Speaker 9: under what's going on?
Speaker 2: Harry Underwood's in this bitch y'all?
Speaker 18: Let's go.
Speaker 3: A lot of people in Texas don't like because she
Speaker 3: won't go and sing at the rodeo because she's against
Speaker 3: the abuse of cows. But whatever, I get this, but
Speaker 3: kind of lame. I don't know if they're necessarily being
Speaker 3: abused though, you know, they're just being road. I mean
Speaker 3: a couple of spankings here and there.
Speaker 26: But.
Speaker 2: It's not like they enjoy the the endeavor. But I
Speaker 2: mean like it's not like they're getting tortured because of it.
Speaker 3: I there we go, There we go, she said, I
Speaker 3: don't need no fucking music.
Speaker 2: For facious guys for thank you Carrie for stepping up.
Speaker 27: For perple Mountain man just steas above.
Speaker 28: The fruit.
Speaker 6: Got he's the race on p.
Speaker 2: And round my way.
Speaker 7: From Cee to Shine.
Speaker 3: See, dude, did you see the reluctance on Kamala singing that?
Speaker 3: She was like, dude, this is a moment, and I'm
Speaker 3: pissed that it's It's Trump's moment.
Speaker 2: I'm glad she stepped in and saved that ship because
Speaker 2: that was Oh that's embarrassing.
Speaker 3: That was actually perfect the way that worked out. I think,
Speaker 3: m hmm.
Speaker 2: Absolutely got somebody rather fix that audio before they go
Speaker 2: to the next the next thing.
Speaker 4: So I'm sure they're gonna have some music playing.
Speaker 9: Senator Fisher will now introduce the Venediction Clergy. M.
Speaker 7: I now call on Rabbi Ari Berman, Pastor Lorenzo Suel,
Speaker 7: and Reverend Frank Mann to provide prayers of benediction.
Speaker 4: What's that old joke a priest and a rabbi walk
Speaker 4: into a bar.
Speaker 3: M I guess you need a little bit of everybody
Speaker 3: up there.
Speaker 4: Gotta have all the representation.
Speaker 2: I feel it.
Speaker 3: Where's the fucking hits the representation?
Speaker 2: Though?
Speaker 3: You know what I mean? Let's get a shaman up there.
Speaker 27: Let us pray, Almighty God, your prophet Jeremiah walked the
Speaker 27: streets of Jerusalem and blessed its inhabitants with the Hebrew
Speaker 27: words bor kagever bahasseem blessed is the one who trusts
Speaker 27: in God.
Speaker 24: Thousands of years later, this.
Speaker 27: Great nation, which had opted these words as its motto,
Speaker 27: In God we trust, stands at a moment of historic opportunity.
Speaker 27: Americans are searching for meaning. Our merciful Father, help us
Speaker 27: rise to meet this moment. Bless President Donald J. Trump
Speaker 27: and Vice President J. D. Vance with the strength and
Speaker 27: courage to choose the right.
Speaker 2: And the good.
Speaker 27: Unite us around our foundational Biblical values of life and liberty,
Speaker 27: of service and sacrifice, and especially of faith and morality,
Speaker 27: which George Washington called the indispensable supports of American prosperity.
Speaker 27: Guide our schools and college campuses, which have been experiencing
Speaker 27: such unrest, to inspire the next generation to pair our
Speaker 27: progress with purpose, knowledge with wisdom, and truth with virtue.
Speaker 27: Hear the cry of the hostages, both American and Israeli,
Speaker 27: whose pain our president.
Speaker 24: So acutely feels. We are so thankful for the three.
Speaker 27: Young women who yesterday returned home, and pray that the
Speaker 27: next four years brings peace to Israel and throughout the
Speaker 27: Middle East. Almighty God, grant all Americans the opportunity to
Speaker 27: realize our share dream of a life filled with peace
Speaker 27: and plenty, health and happiness, compassion and contribution. Stir within
Speaker 27: us the confidence to rise to this moment. For while
Speaker 27: we trust in God, God's trust in us the American people,
Speaker 27: America is called.
Speaker 24: To greatness, to be a beacon of lights and a
Speaker 24: mover of history.
Speaker 27: May our nation merit the fulfillment of Jeremiah's blessing. The
Speaker 27: like a treaty planted by water, we shall not cease
Speaker 27: to bear fruit. May all of humanity experience your love
Speaker 27: and your blessing.
Speaker 24: May it be Thy will, And let us say a main.
Speaker 2: I'm not gonna lie, I thought he was gonna go
Speaker 2: for forty seventh president.
Speaker 29: All right, Heavenly Father, we're so grateful that you gave
Speaker 29: our forty fifth and now our forty seventh president a
Speaker 29: millimeter miracle. We are grateful that you are the one
Speaker 29: that have called him for such a time as this,
Speaker 29: that America would begin to dream again. And we pray
Speaker 29: that we would fulfill the true meaning of our.
Speaker 30: Creed, that we hold these truths to be self evident,
Speaker 30: that all men are created equal.
Speaker 2: We pray that you use our president.
Speaker 6: That we will live in a nation well.
Speaker 15: We will not be.
Speaker 30: Judged by the color of our skin, but by the
Speaker 30: content of our character. Heavenly Father, in the name of Jesus,
Speaker 30: we are so grateful today that you will use our
Speaker 30: forty seventh president, so we would sing with new meaning,
Speaker 30: My country tisathee, sweet land of liberty, of the I
Speaker 30: seen land when my fathers die, land of.
Speaker 2: The pilgrim's pride. From every mountainside, let freedom ring.
Speaker 30: And because America is called to be a great nation,
Speaker 30: we believe that you will make this come true.
Speaker 2: So let freedom ring from the prodigious hilltops.
Speaker 6: Up New Hampshire.
Speaker 31: Let freedom ring, or from the mighty mountains of New York.
Speaker 31: Let freedom ring from the heightening Dellaghatties of Pennsylvania.
Speaker 30: Let freedom ring from the snowcapped rockies of Colorado. Let
Speaker 30: freedom ring from the curvaceous hilltops of California. But God,
Speaker 30: we're asking you not only that. Let freedom ring from
Speaker 30: Stone Mountain, Georgia. Let freedom ring from the Calton Mountain
Speaker 30: of Tennessee. Let freedom ring from every hill and every
Speaker 30: mole hill in Mississippi, from every state, every city, every village,
Speaker 30: and every hamlets.
Speaker 2: And when we let freedom ring, we will be able
Speaker 2: to speed up that.
Speaker 31: Day all of your children, black men and white men,
Speaker 31: Protestant and Catholic, jew and gentile.
Speaker 30: Will be able to sing in the meaning of that
Speaker 30: old Negro spiritual free a last, free a last.
Speaker 2: Thank you God Almighty, we are free a last.
Speaker 6: If you believe what the spirit of the Lord is,
Speaker 6: there is liberty.
Speaker 30: Come on, put your hands together and give your.
Speaker 2: Great God, great glory. Bro holp me went ah.
Speaker 3: He had the power of the Lord going through his veins.
Speaker 18: Up.
Speaker 2: I'll be straight up, I think white pastors need to
Speaker 2: get on that level. Okay, you about it. You gotta
Speaker 2: mean it when you say it. Otherwise, what's the point.
Speaker 12: I like it?
Speaker 32: My end, this guy, eternal God that joined in our
Speaker 32: shared hopes and dreams for our beloved. In this sacred
Speaker 32: moment of the inauguration of President Donald J. Trump and
Speaker 32: Vice President J. D. Vance, we turn our hearts to you,
Speaker 32: seeking your divine assistance and abundant blessings.
Speaker 14: Upon this pivotal moment in history.
Speaker 32: We come before you with profound gratitude for the many
Speaker 32: gifts you have bestowed upon our land. Thank You for
Speaker 32: the freedoms we cherish, for the strength of our communities,
Speaker 32: and for the resilience of our spirit. As our President
Speaker 32: and Vice President embrace their newly appointed roles, we humbly
Speaker 32: implore that your everlasting love and wisdom will envelop them,
Speaker 32: Grant them the clarity of mind to navigate the challenges
Speaker 32: that lie ahead, and the compassion to serve all citizens
Speaker 32: with fairness and integrity.
Speaker 2: May their hearts be.
Speaker 32: Filled with a giving spirit and sincere understanding for those
Speaker 32: whom they represent. May they be beacons of hope in
Speaker 32: times of uncertainty, and prophetic voices in defending the dignity
Speaker 32: of all created life. We pray for a spirit of
Speaker 32: collaboration to flourish in our government and across our nation,
Speaker 32: fostering an environment where dialogue and heartfelt listening will prevail
Speaker 32: over division or discord. May each decision made by our
Speaker 32: President and Vice President reflect the values of justice and peace.
Speaker 32: As we embark on this new chapter, we also seek
Speaker 32: your comfort, O God, for those who feel lost or
Speaker 32: disheartened in this time of transition. May Your light shine
Speaker 32: upon them, reaffirming their belief in a brighter tomorrow. May
Speaker 32: we all strive to lift one another, supporting our fellow
Speaker 32: citizens with kindness and empathy, recognizing that together we can
Speaker 32: overcome any adversity. Grant us the strength to endure, the
Speaker 32: courage to face our fears, and the clarity to see
Speaker 32: the light that remains even when clouds of uncertainty may gather.
Speaker 32: Inspire our new leaders to be champions for the vulnerable
Speaker 32: and advocates for those whose voices are often silenced. May
Speaker 32: they pursue policies that promote the well being of all,
Speaker 32: seeking to build bridges that will foster unity and belonging.
Speaker 32: As we stand witness to this inauguration, we hold fast
Speaker 32: to the faith, to our faith in the goodness of
Speaker 32: each of us, and the possibility of change. We trust that,
Speaker 32: with your guidance, O God, our nation can move forward
Speaker 32: to a future filled with promise, prosperity, and understanding. And finally,
Speaker 32: we lift our hearts in gratitude for the beloved parents
Speaker 32: of President Trump. Without Mary and Fred Trump, this day
Speaker 32: would never be the miracle that has just begun. From
Speaker 32: their place in heaven. May they shield their son from
Speaker 32: all harm by their loving protection and give him the
Speaker 32: strength to guide our nation along the path that will
Speaker 32: make America great again. Let us go forth now with
Speaker 32: these words of President Trump's emblazoned on our hearts. As
Speaker 32: long as we have pride in our beliefs, courage in
Speaker 32: our convictions, and faith in our God, then we will
Speaker 32: not fail. We stand tall, we stand proud because we
Speaker 32: are Americans, and Americans kneel to God and to God alone.
Speaker 14: Amen.
Speaker 2: All right, I'm just gonna say this. They should have
Speaker 2: let the Jewish dude in the cat the dude go first.
Speaker 2: We let the Pentecostal guy go last.
Speaker 4: For obvious reasons.
Speaker 2: That was a fucking big old push and then a
Speaker 2: big drop off of the vibe of the room.
Speaker 3: But uh, I just couldn't I just couldn't help but
Speaker 3: think somebody get fucking Patton Oswalt off the screen right now, dude, Like,
Speaker 3: I mean, it was a good prayer.
Speaker 2: And so it was the Jewish one, but like you
Speaker 2: know what I'm saying, if you're gonna do that, you're
Speaker 2: gonna get.
Speaker 6: The crowd going.
Speaker 2: Ended with a bang with the reverence flee obviously ended
Speaker 2: with the esteemed reverend going on and quote in MLK
Speaker 2: that was the vibe man, But all right, bold choice.
Speaker 3: Yeah that was a I mean, yeah, I thought it
Speaker 3: was pretty interesting to have all three of them up there,
Speaker 3: and I think that, you know, it was a good
Speaker 3: representation because you know, you have had basically the Jewish
Speaker 3: guy up there, and then you had the what was
Speaker 3: it a Catholic was the last one or Pentacosta was
Speaker 3: the last one.
Speaker 2: Like, I'm not sure if he was Catholic or Methodist.
Speaker 2: I want to say Catholic because of the stole and
Speaker 2: the fucking Roman collar. However, I have seen Methodist priests
Speaker 2: also wear that, so I'm not sure. But yeah, it
Speaker 2: was good representation across the board. I'm with it.
Speaker 4: I like it, but yeah, I like it done better.
Speaker 3: I liked the reverend. You know, he was basically like,
Speaker 3: you know, it doesn't matter if you're Jew or Gentile,
Speaker 3: Catholic or Protestant. Meanwhile, the other people were just like, yeah,
Speaker 3: it does, it does matter, you know what I mean.
Speaker 3: It's like the Jews are like, no, there's only one,
Speaker 3: like there's you're a gentile if you're not a Jew.
Speaker 3: And then you get the reverends like no, it doesn't
Speaker 3: matter which one that, you know what I'm saying again,
Speaker 3: could have been done better.
Speaker 2: And then the Catholic and the Jewish, dude, they're very
Speaker 2: they write down their prayers and they like read it
Speaker 2: off and like that's the thing.
Speaker 19: Your boy.
Speaker 2: The Pentecostal guy was free flowing that that was off
Speaker 2: the cuff early. I'm sure he like prepped beforehand, but
Speaker 2: he wasn't reading by any means. Like I'm just saying
Speaker 2: the he could have been in a better order.
Speaker 4: Yeah, but I liked it.
Speaker 2: I liked it. I'll say, multiple Medal of Honor recipients
Speaker 2: in the room.
Speaker 22: Though.
Speaker 4: Saw my boy Dakota Meyern there. Saw there was an
Speaker 4: army one.
Speaker 2: If I'm not mistaken, he's wearing a suit.
Speaker 3: But yeah, not to sound crude, but I feel like
Speaker 3: all three of those people lived up to their stereotypes
Speaker 3: as far as their religions go.
Speaker 2: Like the Jew was all and that's actually a pretty
Speaker 2: fair assessment.
Speaker 3: The Jew was like super nasally, you know what I mean?
Speaker 6: Who whoa?
Speaker 3: Now hey, now they're known for their schnas. Oh my god,
Speaker 3: just saying, all.
Speaker 2: Right, so here we go.
Speaker 4: Who's these people?
Speaker 32: Oh?
Speaker 2: These are the pleebs again from the Naval Academy. It
Speaker 2: looks like, all I'm sure they're gonna make so much
Speaker 2: noise about Melani of Trump wearing black as if she's
Speaker 2: going to a funeral, and it's like, no, no, she's
Speaker 2: obviously trying to be a more emo Carmen Sene.
Speaker 13: You know what I mean?
Speaker 3: I like the fit, not gonna lie I do? Dude,
Speaker 3: do you think that they're actually I almost feel like
Speaker 3: they're not like a real marriage.
Speaker 2: They've had multiple kids, haven't they have they? I mean,
Speaker 2: she's she's a playboy centerfold I promise.
Speaker 19: Maybe fucking yeah, Baron's her kid.
Speaker 3: Ye oh, Baron's hers Okay, damn. I didn't know they've
Speaker 3: been to the together that long because Baron's like twenty
Speaker 3: something now, isn't he right?
Speaker 2: So I mean they I'm sure that their marriage is
Speaker 2: a little different than like you're stipped stared typical, you know,
Speaker 2: mom and dad and bumfuck noere America, because they're both
Speaker 2: like just on a different caliber as far as that goes.
Speaker 2: But I don't know. I don't know how like Donald
Speaker 2: Trump expresses love. I don't I don't know how that goes.
Speaker 2: I don't know how she expresses love.
Speaker 4: She's a very like mono faced type of person.
Speaker 2: I don't know.
Speaker 3: I tell you what though, I mean, at his age,
Speaker 3: I'm sure he's experiencing a little bit of a rectile dysfunction, right,
Speaker 3: it probably goes away if you have a playboy model
Speaker 3: as a wife. I'm just gonna just gonna assume that.
Speaker 2: I mean, I don't know if he does have it.
Speaker 2: I'm sure your boys got them little blue pills. Or
Speaker 2: maybe he's got a sponsorship with Blue Chew.
Speaker 4: And he's just being low key about it.
Speaker 2: I don't know. But uh now, I do think that
Speaker 2: they are at least a generally yes, they're married and
Speaker 2: they're doing well type of thing.
Speaker 4: Who knows, Maybe they fucking hate each other.
Speaker 3: I don't know. Some videos have shown how like Trump
Speaker 3: goes to kiss her and she doesn't want it, and
Speaker 3: I don't know. It's it's strange.
Speaker 2: They don't do a lot of public displays of affection,
Speaker 2: that's for sure. No, unlike, did you see that picture?
Speaker 2: Did you see that picture of.
Speaker 3: Obama and Big Mike the other day, like they're sitting
Speaker 3: at this table. Oh, Mike, I'll pull it up later.
Speaker 3: It is incredible.
Speaker 2: How you know there's Marine Corps one the President's helicopter.
Speaker 2: No doubt that's pretty Say sorry, but no, it's I
Speaker 2: was just saying it's incredible. How much more manly Michelle
Speaker 2: is looking nowadays, like straight up Lebron James. She's a handsome,
Speaker 2: broad dude, handsome, just like the majority of all of
Speaker 2: the first Lady got that meat stick slap in lower thigh, man,
Speaker 2: Yeah you do.
Speaker 19: They say it gets harder to hide once they get older.
Speaker 3: Dude, it looks like it, honestly, Like I you can't
Speaker 3: hide that like that is she will dunk on you
Speaker 3: in a heartbeat.
Speaker 2: So does that mean that like elderly trainees just stop
Speaker 2: looking like Traney's at a certain point, they just start looking.
Speaker 4: Like old dudes and old women.
Speaker 3: They probably just stopped. They probably just stopped. Give than
Speaker 3: a fuck, you know what I'm saying.
Speaker 2: All Right, So Jonathan, you see all of the military
Speaker 2: members with those rifles that he's walking through. Yeah, this
Speaker 2: was a lot of the guys that I served with.
Speaker 2: This is what they would have been doing. So anybody
Speaker 2: you see here with the Marine Corps like that, do
Speaker 2: you just passed? He is stationed at eighth and nine?
Speaker 2: What is the Navy?
Speaker 23: Dudes?
Speaker 3: What is what is that gun called with the knife?
Speaker 2: Well, it depends most of them are carrying in one
Speaker 2: grands with the bayonets. I believe the Navy carries nineteen
Speaker 2: oh threes. I want to say the Army also carries
Speaker 2: nineteen oh threes. But you stereotypically the weapon.
Speaker 4: Of war of World War One or World War two
Speaker 4: that we.
Speaker 2: Don't use anymore, but that we still use them for
Speaker 2: ceremonial purposes. Like for instance, when I was in the
Speaker 2: Color Guard in DC, we carried nineteen oh threes for
Speaker 2: the riflemen for the Color Guard. Meanwhile, every other rifleman
Speaker 2: on the marching platoons would carry in one grands you
Speaker 2: know that kind of thing. But we never had bayonets
Speaker 2: for our rifles. They had them, but we never used them.
Speaker 3: So bayonet is the knife that's at the top of
Speaker 3: that gun.
Speaker 2: Then yeah, okay, a bayonet is technically a any type
Speaker 2: of blade that can be affixed to the end of
Speaker 2: a rifle. We're gonna get you know, tech, gotcha, Okay,
Speaker 2: But but yeah, man, this is to answer your question earlier.
Speaker 2: This is one hundred percent the type of ceremonies and
Speaker 2: pompacity and all the shit that I used to do.
Speaker 2: People look at me like I'm crazy whenever I say
Speaker 2: that my dress blues. My dress blue Alphas with white
Speaker 2: trow was like my standard. I wore that probably three
Speaker 2: days a week. Oh and I've also been getting some
Speaker 2: shit on that on my quote unquote service. First of all,
Speaker 2: I have never claimed to be some sort of a
Speaker 2: hero type. And secondly, I've like marched close to one
Speaker 2: thousand funerals at Arlington, and I got people like, oh,
Speaker 2: he's a posed or you never deployed. There's tons of
Speaker 2: veteran content creators that never deployed. No, they never get
Speaker 2: shited on for their status. But that's what happens when
Speaker 2: you piss off people. I suppose they just they throw
Speaker 2: that shade.
Speaker 4: Here's gonna hate Tater's gonna potate, you know what I mean.
Speaker 3: And also, it's not up to you whether you deploy
Speaker 3: or not. I mean you were like you were not
Speaker 3: a reservist.
Speaker 2: No, I joined aggri duty to the infantry and then
Speaker 2: got voluntold to go to DC. I didn't choose that shit.
Speaker 2: But whatever. You know, people, those dudes who are shitting
Speaker 2: on me probably didn't even serve. And they're like, you know,
Speaker 2: their biggest achievement is being like an eagle scout, you
Speaker 2: know what I mean.
Speaker 3: Wow, which is quite the achievement.
Speaker 2: Actually it actually is. That sounded like I was shitting
Speaker 2: on them. The scout's nothing to sniff at or turn
Speaker 2: your nose up at. But like, if that's your one
Speaker 2: accomplishment that you're like fifty years old, still ranting and
Speaker 2: raven about, like your biggest accomplishment was.
Speaker 4: Done before you were eighteen.
Speaker 2: Crazy bro, My dad was an Eagle Scout. But that's
Speaker 2: not your dad's highest accomplishment, no thing.
Speaker 4: No, that's not the thing, you know what I mean?
Speaker 6: Right right?
Speaker 3: Anyway, he was a super dork. He was in the
Speaker 3: Boy Scouts too, he was like twenty one.
Speaker 2: They used to be cool, dude, the boy Scouts used
Speaker 2: to be a respectable organization. They are no longer.
Speaker 3: It's not even called the Boy Scouts anymore, do you
Speaker 3: see that, It's called something else because they got such a.
Speaker 2: Bad America right, just the Scouts, because they can accept
Speaker 2: emails and mails, which, like you know, I understand the
Speaker 2: move the vibe on that. But there y'all getting wild
Speaker 2: with how those camping trips play out. Now on the
Speaker 2: right side of your stringing a door.
Speaker 33: Elsewhere in the Capitol, what is going on here in
Speaker 33: fact that we will see President Donald Trump and First
Speaker 33: Lady Milania Trump, and former President Joe Biden and former
Speaker 33: First Lady Jill Biden walking out. This is another one
Speaker 33: of those set pieces that occur on inauguration days where
Speaker 33: an outgoing president is bade farewell from the current president.
Speaker 33: So earlier, I remember, we were looking and seeing those
Speaker 33: pictures of the helicopter there on the Capitol grounds that
Speaker 33: is waiting to take the Bidens from this part of
Speaker 33: their journey onward to Joint Bass Andrews and then California.
Speaker 33: We are watching and waiting for them to come out
Speaker 33: and get started on that process. And as we do, Sager,
Speaker 33: let's talk a little bit about Biden's lap.
Speaker 4: They're sending the Bidens to California.
Speaker 2: It's basically, what is he gonna do? Probably just talk
Speaker 2: to old old Gavin about things and stuff like. I
Speaker 2: don't think sending the senile guy to the emergency area
Speaker 2: is a smart move, but all right.
Speaker 3: I have no idea.
Speaker 2: Oh that's why did you see that?
Speaker 3: Literally he pardoned Biden, literally his like yesterday he pardoned
Speaker 3: Mark Milly, he pardoned Fauci, he pardoned everybody that was
Speaker 3: a part of the January sixth committee.
Speaker 2: It's like, first of all, how.
Speaker 3: Are you going to pardon people who haven't even necessarily
Speaker 3: been accused of something yet?
Speaker 2: Right, tell me you're guilty of a big kabal without
Speaker 2: telling me you're guilty of being a part of.
Speaker 19: A big cabal, you know what I mean.
Speaker 20: He just pardoned his whole family too, just like right
Speaker 20: before this, his whole family. Yeah, his entire family.
Speaker 2: This doesn't shock me, honestly, because it's Biden, and because
Speaker 2: of what these people have been saying they were gonna
Speaker 2: do leading up to this day. Of course, with the
Speaker 2: very final day in office, he's gonna do those things
Speaker 2: and just wipe a couple of sleep it's clean, you know, unreal.
Speaker 20: Minutes before Trump's inaugurated, Biden partons his entire family for
Speaker 20: all crimes that may or may not have been committed
Speaker 20: beginning on January first, twenty fourteenth.
Speaker 3: May or may not have been committed. What the fuck
Speaker 3: are we talking about?
Speaker 2: Dude, just getting a jit get out of jail free card,
Speaker 2: regardless of if you need to go to jail or not.
Speaker 2: You just got it in the bank, Like, bro, what
Speaker 2: But if Trump was to do something like that, oh
Speaker 2: my god.
Speaker 3: I'm gonna be real with you, though, I'm actually happy
Speaker 3: that Biden did that in a weird way, Like it
Speaker 3: sounds counterintuitive, but I think that Trump doesn't even need
Speaker 3: to fucking worry about that kind of shit, Like I
Speaker 3: don't care what happens to the Bidens from here on out,
Speaker 3: like that's in the past. I mean, yes, do I
Speaker 3: think they belong in jail for sure. Do I think
Speaker 3: that they should be locked up, No doubt, like but
Speaker 3: at the same time, but at the same time, I
Speaker 3: do believe that like there are much bigger fish, much
Speaker 3: bigger fish to fry, Like there's a lot of other
Speaker 3: more important shit then fry and fucking hunter Biden for
Speaker 3: smoking some crack and dealing with barisma. Like, yeah, that
Speaker 3: was fucked up, and he definitely sold us out to Ukraine,
Speaker 3: and that's why we're sending all these billions of dollars
Speaker 3: over there to try and cover up all of the
Speaker 3: crazy things that he was doing along with Joe Biden,
Speaker 3: for sure, But at the same time, dude, like it's done.
Speaker 3: I don't even care about that anymore. We need to
Speaker 3: be looking forward and not so much looking back.
Speaker 2: I think I'm with you. I mean, I do want
Speaker 2: justice to get served, but it's not going to. I
Speaker 2: never thought it was going to, but now for sure
Speaker 2: it won't. So you know, at least that chapter is closed.
Speaker 2: Hopefully we can put a bow on this whole Ukraine situation,
Speaker 2: but we shall see. I do like how he was
Speaker 2: saying the wars that we will not get involved with,
Speaker 2: as he's talking about getting back paid to the service
Speaker 2: members who got kicked out because they wouldn't get jabbed,
Speaker 2: and as he's talking about making the military what he is,
Speaker 2: he's talking about putting more funding to them without sending
Speaker 2: it to war.
Speaker 6: I like that a lot.
Speaker 2: And also I know people are gonna shit on him
Speaker 2: for the whole. How are you going to deploy military
Speaker 2: to the southern border. Don't you need an Act of Congress? No,
Speaker 2: you actually don't. The President doesn't need any Act of
Speaker 2: Congress to send marines wherever the fuck he wants. That's
Speaker 2: that's what the marines are made for. Actually, So if
Speaker 2: he was to deploy marines to the southern border and
Speaker 2: just end this shit. And now as they're talking about terrorism,
Speaker 2: the cartels are gonna be listed as terrorists. You don't
Speaker 2: need some sort of executive order to go against terrorism.
Speaker 2: We kind of already have one of those, so to
Speaker 2: think it.
Speaker 3: And also like the idea that we I was just
Speaker 3: thinking about this too, like how we never necessarily like
Speaker 3: we never called the cartels terrorists. You know, I actually
Speaker 3: believe that the reason why we never did that is
Speaker 3: because we were using them in the same way that
Speaker 3: we were using ISIS and all these other terrorists organizations.
Speaker 3: It's like, yeah, it's easy to paint a terrorist, you
Speaker 3: know if it's in the Middle East and far away
Speaker 3: from us, right, But like if you're going to be
Speaker 3: using the cartel to bring in all of your money CIA, right,
Speaker 3: like you're not going to call them terrorists. You're just
Speaker 3: gonna say, oh, it's just a cartel, and that's the
Speaker 3: other thing.
Speaker 2: It's like, okay, so to be listed as a terrorist,
Speaker 2: they have to have political motives, and the cartels don't
Speaker 2: necessarily have political motives. However, dot dot dot when you
Speaker 2: have massive influxes of illegal immigrants being ferried and coyoted
Speaker 2: in by the cartels and send them to very specific
Speaker 2: areas to sway elections that would in fact be political aims,
Speaker 2: so they could be listed as terrorists. And uh yeah,
Speaker 2: I'm really excited to see Tier one units start like
Speaker 2: fucking up cartel leaders. I'm very excited about this.
Speaker 4: This will be fun.
Speaker 3: What's up, spirit animal? You got a nice little haircut?
Speaker 26: Uh, yes, thank you for noticing.
Speaker 25: But no, on the cartels are actually labeled as narco
Speaker 25: terrorists always since since actually Pablo blew up the plan
Speaker 25: and everything down in what was his country, Medaine and
Speaker 25: all Colombia.
Speaker 2: Yeah yeah. Uh.
Speaker 25: Also Colombia is also the only other nation outside of
Speaker 25: Africa to actually have a wild hippos because of him.
Speaker 2: Yeah, and for a while they were talking about having
Speaker 2: them here in America, which I'm just gonna be honest.
Speaker 4: The meat I want to try is great. I for
Speaker 4: sure they're like water cows, but they they're evasive and
Speaker 4: have no natural predators and that.
Speaker 2: Would have destroyed Louisiana and Florida.
Speaker 3: But anyway, and the most dangerous, the most dangerous animal
Speaker 3: on the planet too. Yeah, yeah, yeah, dude, Hippos are
Speaker 3: the most dangerous out of it. You wouldn't think that
Speaker 3: because they're fat and slow, you know what I mean,
Speaker 3: But like, fucking you, one of them things get you
Speaker 3: like you're you would you would hope that a tiger
Speaker 3: was catching you rather than a hippo, you know.
Speaker 2: Yeah. They kill more people every year than any other
Speaker 2: animal on Earth. And that's not even like a close comparison.
Speaker 3: But that's some big ass jaws too.
Speaker 19: Dude.
Speaker 4: Whoa why is there a hearse?
Speaker 2: No, I'm joking. That's not a hearse.
Speaker 4: That's not a hearse. Everybody, that was a joke.
Speaker 3: Kind of look like it. Oh, by the way, I
Speaker 3: wanted to throw something else out. I don't know if
Speaker 3: it's coincidental, but y'all let me know what you think.
Speaker 3: Right now. As of literally yesterday, so the divisional round
Speaker 3: of the NFL playoffs just wrapped up, and so now
Speaker 3: we're going into the AFC Championship in the NFC Championship.
Speaker 3: Let me tell do you know the teams that are
Speaker 3: that are representing in the AFC and the NFC Championship.
Speaker 3: I'll give it to you.
Speaker 4: So assuming the it was the new it's not the
Speaker 4: Redskins anymore. It's something else.
Speaker 3: The man see team going to the super Bowl. So well,
Speaker 3: this is to the to the championships. This is these
Speaker 3: are the games before the Super Bowl. Let me read
Speaker 3: off these names of the people or of the teams
Speaker 3: that are going to Uh hold on, let me click
Speaker 3: it back over here. Since that that's all done.
Speaker 4: I go to the next one after this, and there's
Speaker 4: like a whole procession.
Speaker 3: Oh I mean the video stopped.
Speaker 4: Oh okay, fair enough.
Speaker 3: But anyway, the teams that are that are still in
Speaker 3: the playoffs. Check this out and let me see. I
Speaker 3: want to check your mind to see if you're seeing
Speaker 3: if there's like a weird rhyme that's going on here. Okay,
Speaker 3: the Commanders, the Chiefs, the Eagles and the Bills. Is
Speaker 3: this strange? Think about it? The Commanders and Chiefs, the
Speaker 3: Eagles and the Bills. What what does that sound like?
Speaker 2: I see what you're saying here. I see what you're
Speaker 2: saying one hundred percent, and I'm not I'm not arguing
Speaker 2: that this is very strategically done.
Speaker 3: First, I'm not even saying that it's necessarily strategic. It
Speaker 3: could just be like a like a crazy sign of
Speaker 3: the times, you know what I mean. And we know
Speaker 3: that the NFL is absolutely rigged. But at the same
Speaker 3: and it's not to say that these teams suck like
Speaker 3: they're all really good. Like it's not that like it's
Speaker 3: not some shitty team that's right through the rings. It's
Speaker 3: not that crazy to see these these teams go up.
Speaker 3: But like, you have the commanders and chiefs, what the fuck?
Speaker 3: And then you got the eagles, which is our state
Speaker 3: bird or our country's bird, right yeah.
Speaker 2: And then you got to have made that official.
Speaker 3: You heard about that, yeah, which I thought it always
Speaker 3: had been, but anyway, and then you got the bills.
Speaker 3: You got Trump coming into office, gonna make America rich again,
Speaker 3: right like that's what he's always saying.
Speaker 2: The Bills, the Eagles, the Chiefs, and the commander is
Speaker 2: what the fuck?
Speaker 3: Dude, stage go ahead said.
Speaker 17: I thought it was the chiefs versus the Bills. And
Speaker 17: then the Commanders versus the Eagles.
Speaker 2: Yeah, yeah, no, yeah, it's it's.
Speaker 19: Right.
Speaker 3: I was just naming them all. I'm not saying who's
Speaker 3: basing who. I mean, it's AFC versus NFC. So the
Speaker 3: AFC would be the Chiefs versus the Bills, and then
Speaker 3: the NFC is the Eagles and the Commanders. But even still,
Speaker 3: we have a chance of the Chiefs versus the Commanders
Speaker 3: in the Super Bowl.
Speaker 2: How crazy is that? How many?
Speaker 17: How many years has been since the Commanders or the
Speaker 17: Redskins all school right, has been in the playoffs? Has
Speaker 17: won a playoff game?
Speaker 2: Never thirty three years? Oh, shut off, no way, Okay,
Speaker 2: So I'm just gonna call it now. I think DC
Speaker 2: is gonna take it, not because they're good, but because
Speaker 2: it's the stage and the NFL is rigged. And we
Speaker 2: know that same way after Katrina, the Saints won, same
Speaker 2: way as soon as they legalized marijuana in two states,
Speaker 2: those two states went to the Super Bowl. It's all
Speaker 2: part of the sabam, you know what I mean. So, uh,
Speaker 2: it wouldn't shock me the DC takes it all. Although
Speaker 2: the fucking Bills, dude.
Speaker 3: Dude, the Bills are always solid though they're usually always
Speaker 3: in the AFC Championship that ever since they got Josh
Speaker 3: Allen because he's just a fucking dog. But uh, but yeah, dude,
Speaker 3: it's it's just crazy, like strange how like like uh
Speaker 3: symbolic it is.
Speaker 4: Eh, I see it all r right.
Speaker 2: So, aside from the NFL, let's break down some of
Speaker 2: the things that were still and spoke about. He loudly
Speaker 2: proclaimed that we are going to have the Gulf of America. Okay,
Speaker 2: I've heard a lot of people shitting on this whole talk.
Speaker 2: He's talked about it for a couple of weeks, a
Speaker 2: couple of months. Whatever. That doesn't mean the rest of
Speaker 2: the world is going to acknowledge that, Like just so
Speaker 2: we're clear, we can call it what we want. Like,
Speaker 2: it's not like Germany and Russia is going to start
Speaker 2: calling it the Gulf of America. They're going to continue
Speaker 2: as they do, you know. So I'm good with it.
Speaker 2: I'm going to call it the Gulf of America. It's
Speaker 2: our water anyway.
Speaker 3: So yeah, I mean, he's it says that he is
Speaker 3: ordering the renaming of Golf of Mexico. So and then
Speaker 3: I was just searching. Also on AP News, says Trump says,
Speaker 3: you know what, I'll share the screen for all of
Speaker 3: the good cult members out there. But uh, and this
Speaker 3: is going to be an article because I was thinking too,
Speaker 3: like all right, like you can call it whatever you want.
Speaker 3: Is the rest of the world going to recognize that?
Speaker 18: You know?
Speaker 3: But it says Trump says that he will change the
Speaker 3: name of the Golf of Mexico. Can he do that?
Speaker 3: It says, yeah. President of loc Donald Trump said Tuesday
Speaker 3: that he would move to try to rename the Golf
Speaker 3: of Mexico to the Gulf of America, a name he
Speaker 3: said has a beautiful ring to it. It's his latest
Speaker 3: suggestion to redraw the map of the Western hemisphere. Trump
Speaker 3: has repeatedly referred to Canada as the fifty first state,
Speaker 3: demanded that Denmark consider seeding Greenland, and called for Panama
Speaker 3: to return to the to return the Panama Comal Canal.
Speaker 19: Rather.
Speaker 3: So, all right, let's just skip forward. Can Trump changed
Speaker 3: the name of the Golf of Mexico? Maybe, it says,
Speaker 3: But it's not a unilateral decision, and other countries don't
Speaker 3: have to go along. The International Hydrographic Organization, of which
Speaker 3: both the United States and Mexico are members, works to
Speaker 3: ensure all the world sees oceans and navigable waters are
Speaker 3: surveyed and charted uniformly, and also names some of them.
Speaker 3: There are instances where countries refer to the same body
Speaker 3: of water or landmark by different names in their own documentation.
Speaker 3: It can be easier when a landmark or body of
Speaker 3: water is within a country's boundaries. In twenty fifteen, then
Speaker 3: President Barack Obama approved an order from the Department of
Speaker 3: Interior ever heard of that to rename Mount McKinley. Oh,
Speaker 3: that's what Trump was talking about, to rename so Albama
Speaker 3: ordered that to rename Mount McKinley, the highest speak in
Speaker 3: North America, to denally, a move that Trump has also
Speaker 3: said that he wants to reverse.
Speaker 2: So he basically is.
Speaker 4: Mount McKinley to Mount Denali, or he tried to.
Speaker 3: He just named it Denali. Yeah, that's and then Trump
Speaker 3: just and that's what Trump was saying within that, within
Speaker 3: that speech, that he's going to change it from that
Speaker 3: to back back to Mount McKinley, because McKinley was the
Speaker 3: guy that you know, he's like kind of looking up
Speaker 3: to as far as the tariffs and you know, the
Speaker 3: business stature and stuff like that.
Speaker 2: I've never heard Denali be used for that. I've only
Speaker 2: ever heard it call Mount McKinley. So that's okay, that's
Speaker 2: a thing.
Speaker 3: Uh thing, Go ahead, Nicholas.
Speaker 20: Have y'all seen like that Trump might be renaming the
Speaker 20: gulf because of like a specific reason, like not like
Speaker 20: just for the memes or the joke of it, but
Speaker 20: like there's some sort of like a loophole or something
Speaker 20: that like if it if he if it's if it's renamed,
Speaker 20: and it's then the way that it's written about, like
Speaker 20: things that you can and can't do it, there is
Speaker 20: no longer. It's kind of like a he's able to
Speaker 20: like skirt some litigation or or like I forget what
Speaker 20: it's called.
Speaker 4: So it's for the jurisdiction of it.
Speaker 20: Yeah, if you if it's like five D chests, like
Speaker 20: if we rename it also, then that means like we're
Speaker 20: not in the Gulf of Mexico anymore and those things
Speaker 20: don't apply.
Speaker 3: Oh, I mean, dude, look, Trump is always thinking five D.
Speaker 3: I know a lot of people like to assume that
Speaker 3: he's some kind of dumbass or you know, the way
Speaker 3: that he talks or whatever, But I mean I think
Speaker 3: that there's nothing that he does that is for not
Speaker 3: like higher purposes. It's almost like it's almost like he
Speaker 3: does things in parables in a weird way.
Speaker 20: Yeah, because like Biden banned some sort of something with
Speaker 20: drilling in the Gulf of Mexico, and like, I don't
Speaker 20: know to what extent, but if he wants to, it
Speaker 20: was like a faster way to get around something that
Speaker 20: would be harder to repeal or something like that.
Speaker 19: I don't know.
Speaker 4: I very well could be. I haven't heard much about that.
Speaker 2: As far as the jurisdiction of a name change, however,
Speaker 2: that wouldn't shock me if there is some sort of
Speaker 2: a loophole in the law somewhere that allows for that
Speaker 2: type of thing, one hundred percent. Although talking about the drilling,
Speaker 2: he was very loud about drill, Baby, drill.
Speaker 4: I am super excited about that.
Speaker 2: We not just on this show, but a lot of
Speaker 2: people that think and understand how the world works have
Speaker 2: been saying that we need to drill American oil. We
Speaker 2: do not need to be dependent on foreign oil and
Speaker 2: the whole there was a big talk about this is
Speaker 2: the long game. We're just gonna take all the oil
Speaker 2: from the Arabian countries and all these to where one
Speaker 2: hundred years from now, we're the only ones with oil anymore.
Speaker 2: Now everybody's got to come to us. Then it's been
Speaker 2: discovered that these oil wells of this quote unquote finite
Speaker 2: resource start refilling themselves.
Speaker 4: And that's not how it's been been taught to us
Speaker 4: for forever.
Speaker 2: It's not now it's a yeah, it's abundantly clear that
Speaker 2: we really just need to drill for our own oil
Speaker 2: and be self sufficient in that regard.
Speaker 4: I'm fucking stoked.
Speaker 3: There's literally no need to buy from another country what
Speaker 3: we can create and and you know, get for ourselves.
Speaker 3: Like I'd never really understood that, Like why are we
Speaker 3: so worried about buying oil from Saudi Arabia and all
Speaker 3: these other countries whenever literally it's beneath our own feet,
Speaker 3: you know what I mean. And so I know that
Speaker 3: the argument is is that you know it well, it
Speaker 3: comes across Native American land and and shit like that.
Speaker 3: But it's like, you know, I mean not to not
Speaker 3: to like not care about the Native Americans or anything,
Speaker 3: but at the same time, it's like, you know, that's
Speaker 3: that's kind of beneath our feet. We should have the
Speaker 3: right to be able to take it.
Speaker 2: I think agreed. And Okay, the pipeline that runs through
Speaker 2: Native American land, Dude, the pipeline doesn't hurt anything. Yes,
Speaker 2: if it busts, if there's a leak, if this, if this,
Speaker 2: I get it, I get it. That really doesn't happen
Speaker 2: in America. There is situations in Africa where terrorist groups
Speaker 2: blow certain pipelines. In Sudan right now, there is a
Speaker 2: massive basically a lake of oil all over the motherfucker. Yeah,
Speaker 2: that's not That's not how it works on this continent
Speaker 2: or in this country. Not to mention, and I'm not
Speaker 2: saying this one hundred percent with factuality here, but if
Speaker 2: I'm not mistaken, the Native tribes that that pipeline runs
Speaker 2: through their land get compensated for that, like they get
Speaker 2: paid for the pipeline to go through.
Speaker 4: I'm not one hundred percent if that's tame.
Speaker 3: I mean, if they don't, then they should, I would
Speaker 3: think so.
Speaker 2: But yeah, so I am about it. I'm about the drilling.
Speaker 2: I'm about the rejuvenation of American industry. I don't know
Speaker 2: what he means with the manufacturing, the auto worker industry,
Speaker 2: and that's great.
Speaker 4: I want cars to be built here. That's awesome.
Speaker 2: I don't know how if that was all humant or
Speaker 2: if you meant like textiles and other types of manufacturings,
Speaker 2: I don't know.
Speaker 4: I'm excited.
Speaker 2: I'm excited to see what he means. Well, I mean,
Speaker 2: it doesn't mean AI robots building shit. That wouldn't be
Speaker 2: good if you think.
Speaker 3: About it, like, if we're going to be terrifying and
Speaker 3: charging the fuck out of anybody, you know, any other
Speaker 3: country in any of their country's products that are coming
Speaker 3: over here. If if they're going to be just getting
Speaker 3: tax like crazy on every single product that comes over here,
Speaker 3: it's going to be more beneficial for them to just
Speaker 3: build it here. Then, Like I think that that's the
Speaker 3: point that he's trying to make. He's going to try
Speaker 3: and make it to where. I mean, look, you can
Speaker 3: go overseas and you can deal with their their taxes
Speaker 3: and all that other kind of shit, but you know
Speaker 3: it's going to be cheaper for you to make it here.
Speaker 3: I think that that's that's what he's aiming to do.
Speaker 4: I love it. I absolutely love this.
Speaker 3: And also how about the uh the uh no more
Speaker 3: tax right, like the the the taxing of the income.
Speaker 3: He was talking about the the external Oh wait.
Speaker 2: Wait, that doesn't mean we're getting rid of the internal
Speaker 2: Revenue service. He's saying, we are going to start the
Speaker 2: external Revenue Service. The RSNT going anywhere.
Speaker 3: No, yes, he said, instead, Bro, that's whenever I said,
Speaker 3: did you see that? He said instead, I didn't.
Speaker 2: See that, he said instead. I thought he said we
Speaker 2: are going to start the ERS.
Speaker 3: He said, he's going to start tariffing and taxing all
Speaker 3: everybody else. It's going to be the external Revenue Service
Speaker 3: instead of.
Speaker 19: The I r S.
Speaker 3: That's whenever I mentioned I was like, did you hear that?
Speaker 3: He said instead.
Speaker 2: I must have missed when he said instead, I okay.
Speaker 4: We'll see how that goes.
Speaker 3: I hope so that would be so sick.
Speaker 4: Fucking hope that'd be amazing.
Speaker 3: It should be that way. Why why are we getting
Speaker 3: taxed in every possible way? Like you know, I just
Speaker 3: I never understood that.
Speaker 4: But and that's the other side of it too.
Speaker 2: If these tariffs take take hold like he's talking about,
Speaker 2: I again, hope that the price of goods does not
Speaker 2: go up to compensate for the lack of tax I
Speaker 2: hope the tariffs kind of take take you know, the
Speaker 2: precedents of that. But again, math being what it is,
Speaker 2: I can't imagine that that will be the case. Like
Speaker 2: a French company that wants to sell goods here, Yeah,
Speaker 2: they'll up the price to compensate for the tariff. I
Speaker 2: don't believe that they will make the French company eat that.
Speaker 2: I believe it'll just be on the consumer to pay
Speaker 2: the up charge. I hope I'm wrong. I hope that
Speaker 2: there's some five D chess mathematics that I'm just unaware of.
Speaker 2: I get it, but I don't know.
Speaker 3: Well, I mean, yeah, I would, I would assume that
Speaker 3: the price of certain products is going to go up
Speaker 3: as a result of other countries having to pay tariffs
Speaker 3: and extra taxes on top of selling whatever they sell.
Speaker 3: But the point is is that it's like, all right, well, yeah,
Speaker 3: stop taking fucking money out of my check. Then, you know,
Speaker 3: like that's the whole point of like, and it probably
Speaker 3: balances out that way, Like it probably does balance out
Speaker 3: that like maybe the price of milk and the price
Speaker 3: of this or that goes up, but you're no longer
Speaker 3: getting any taxes taken out of your checks, which I'm
Speaker 3: for that. I guess. I mean I would rather have
Speaker 3: that be the case then the government, you know, taking
Speaker 3: a little bit off the top of my fucking check
Speaker 3: every month.
Speaker 2: No, I would agree. I mean, if it's more money
Speaker 2: in my check, I can decide what you spend it on.
Speaker 2: So if I choose to spend it on overpriced milk
Speaker 2: or overpriced gas or whatever the case is, that's my prerogative.
Speaker 2: But it's my money to decide where I'm spending it.
Speaker 18: You know.
Speaker 2: I will hope that that is where it'll shake out.
Speaker 2: We will see in the uh coming weeks and months.
Speaker 3: Zombie, I see you with your hand raise.
Speaker 18: What did it do?
Speaker 1: Okay?
Speaker 34: So I was wondering if you guys, I didn't get
Speaker 34: to hear all of it. What did he specifically say
Speaker 34: when it came to was he talking about like vaccines
Speaker 34: and stuff for military members like they're able to not
Speaker 34: they're able to say? No, I didn't get to hear
Speaker 34: all of like specifically what he said, and I was
Speaker 34: curious about that.
Speaker 2: So he basically said that he is going to remove
Speaker 2: the social experiment aspect out of the military, and that
Speaker 2: kind of played into the hole. There's only two genders conversation,
Speaker 2: but He also made a mention that the numbers that
Speaker 2: were kicked out due to them refusing to get the
Speaker 2: COVID vaccine will be reimbursed and back paid and reinstated
Speaker 2: at their appropriate ranks.
Speaker 4: So that is a bold claim.
Speaker 2: Now, I didn't see anything about people who might be
Speaker 2: suffering as a result of the vaccine that they took,
Speaker 2: but as far as trying to do right by the
Speaker 2: service member that stood up for themselves rather than just
Speaker 2: fell in line, that is something that it seems to
Speaker 2: be going down.
Speaker 34: I'm curious to see if a part of the social
Speaker 34: experiment is about allowing them to no longer, you know,
Speaker 34: test to people in the military, like hey, I have
Speaker 34: this vaccine, We're going to give it to a certain
Speaker 34: population or not. So I'm curious to see if that's
Speaker 34: actually something, or if the VA will finally, after all
Speaker 34: the research that out will finally allow US veterans to
Speaker 34: be able to claim the actual truth about getting so
Speaker 34: many vaccines and how it's changed a lot of our
Speaker 34: bodies and caused a lot of issues. So I'm curious
Speaker 34: to see if that will actually trickle down the pipeline
Speaker 34: or not.
Speaker 3: I think he was he was mainly talking about the
Speaker 3: COVID vacs though, wasn't he He wasn't talking about all
Speaker 3: the other vaccines.
Speaker 2: He wasn't. But with that in that direction, to Ravenlee's
Speaker 2: point here, I hope that they do that, especially like,
Speaker 2: for instance, golf war syndrome. They pushed and pushed and
Speaker 2: pushed and said that that was not a thing. They're
Speaker 2: making it up whatever until the point where it was undeniable.
Speaker 2: Now the VA to recognize it. The same way that
Speaker 2: she's talking about these tests two or test tube situations,
Speaker 2: that they will just take some lower enlisted members. We
Speaker 2: got some new drugs, some new medications, and we're just
Speaker 2: gonna test it on some sort of human test dummy.
Speaker 2: Why not some lowly privates, right? Like, I hope that
Speaker 2: that also stops. He didn't mention anything about that, but
Speaker 2: I don't know. As he's talking about making the military
Speaker 2: do its job better, which is to fight and kill
Speaker 2: America's enemies. I really hope that all of this plays
Speaker 2: into it. We're gonna have to wait and see on
Speaker 2: a lot of it. We're gonna have to wait and
Speaker 2: see on a lot of these claims that he made.
Speaker 4: I'm hoping that he doesn't just talk about it.
Speaker 2: He is about it.
Speaker 4: If we are to look at his track record from
Speaker 4: his last term, that is about what he does.
Speaker 2: So I don't know. He's talking about how we are
Speaker 2: about to enter a golden era. He's talking about a
Speaker 2: strong military that doesn't actually have any wars to fight.
Speaker 2: I like the sound of that as well. I don't know.
Speaker 3: I want to get over to the chat real quick.
Speaker 3: And there's a meme, Yeah, we got a lot. There's
Speaker 3: a meme that the spirit animal posted, what a savage
Speaker 3: he goes, y'all, South Louisiana is about to experience an
Speaker 3: Arctic freeze. My question is when we wake up and
Speaker 3: put salt on our driveway, do we add garlic and
Speaker 3: onion powder? And Tony's too, just wondering because we're new
Speaker 3: to this.
Speaker 2: I'm gonna be honest with you, Samuel. If you're gonna
Speaker 2: throw the salt, you might as well throw the Holy
Speaker 2: Trinity in there as well.
Speaker 4: And you gotta have a little room.
Speaker 2: For the pope, which is garlic. And also people say
Speaker 2: that celery is a part of that holy Trinity. I
Speaker 2: respectfully disagree. It is, in fact, onions, garlic, bell peppers.
Speaker 2: That's about it. Yeah, I agree, um so, and you
Speaker 2: ain't lying, dude. They're talking about six inches of snow
Speaker 2: at my house. You want to talk about give me
Speaker 2: the red ass, dude, I'm so mad I could fuck
Speaker 2: it's bit. It's bad.
Speaker 6: Yeah.
Speaker 3: They're talking about like shutting down school for Tuesday, Wednesday,
Speaker 3: and Thursday.
Speaker 2: As of right now, Tuesday its shut down. And they're
Speaker 2: talking about because the roads frozen Wednesday, Wednesday's happening. We
Speaker 2: will see if they fall that the roads fall out
Speaker 2: on their own before Thursday. And here's the deal, y'all.
Speaker 2: We have no infrastructure to handle that shit pretty much
Speaker 2: in any of the Southern states. So like, once it snows,
Speaker 2: that ice starts to melt a little bit, then the
Speaker 2: sun goes down and it re freezes to that solid
Speaker 2: layer of ice, and we have real black ice on
Speaker 2: the roads. There's no getting rid of that until it
Speaker 2: naturally melts and does it. We have no snowplows, we
Speaker 2: have no salt trucks. We have none of this. And
Speaker 2: the people in the South have no fucking clue how
Speaker 2: to drive in the snow. They all understand your breaks
Speaker 2: don't work for the first fifteen miles, Like you.
Speaker 4: Got to you gotta do some things. But yeah, it's
Speaker 4: gonna be.
Speaker 2: It's gonna be one of the most things that's ever happened, dude,
Speaker 2: spirit animal.
Speaker 6: Yeah, it's supposed to complete.
Speaker 26: It's supposed to snow down here on Wednesday, and they're
Speaker 26: trying to say, yeah, we're gonna want you to be
Speaker 26: at the store at seven am. And I'm like, if
Speaker 26: that motherfucker snows, my ain't driving.
Speaker 4: I ain't built for that shit.
Speaker 3: This is the South.
Speaker 26: It's supposed to be one hundred and twenty five degrees
Speaker 26: with a case of swamp pass, not this freezing your
Speaker 26: nuts off.
Speaker 18: Yat.
Speaker 3: No, throw throw some chains on them tires there, Sam,
Speaker 3: I don't look, we.
Speaker 2: Don't have that here.
Speaker 19: Dude.
Speaker 24: I don't know how how I would even do that.
Speaker 24: If you want to know how you can go land suffing, I'll.
Speaker 6: Tell you how to do that.
Speaker 26: Well, I can't tell you how to drive a fuck
Speaker 26: of chains.
Speaker 4: On your tires. Yeah, it's it's gonna be a thing.
Speaker 7: Uh.
Speaker 3: And nobody in Louisiana or anybody in the South has
Speaker 3: a snowmobile. Those things are clutch whenever, whenever you need them.
Speaker 2: That would be a crazy thing to have, dude.
Speaker 3: All right, So back to the comments over here, Whisker
Speaker 3: Nips I love the name says that Biden looked fake
Speaker 3: as hell. I mean, I don't know what what model
Speaker 3: Biden that was, but it was not the tip top
Speaker 3: shape of Biden one for sure.
Speaker 2: I think that was the final addition. To be honest
Speaker 2: with you, this is the final They're not gonna clone
Speaker 2: him anymore. They don't need to hire any more actors,
Speaker 2: so like, he's just gonna slowly deteriorate and then I
Speaker 2: wouldn't be shocked if in the next twelve months he dies. Honestly,
Speaker 2: I'd be shocked if.
Speaker 3: I win that long. If it went twelve months, I'd
Speaker 3: be like Wow.
Speaker 4: The only reason I'm saying that is because, like, look
Speaker 4: how long they wheeled Jimmy Carter around until he finally
Speaker 4: kicked the bucket, you know what I mean.
Speaker 3: I feel bad for that guy. They can Yeah, I
Speaker 3: felt bad for him. I was just like sad watching that.
Speaker 3: You know, Like, if dude, if I ever get to
Speaker 3: that vegetative state, like where I literally can you wipe
Speaker 3: my own ass? Fucking take me out? Dude, Like I
Speaker 3: don't want to be there.
Speaker 2: That sounds like a fate worse than death to be
Speaker 2: a vegetable this somebody start pulling plugs please on me.
Speaker 3: And somebody just like pumped me full of DMT at
Speaker 3: that point, you know, let me just experience oneness with
Speaker 3: the universe for a couple of last moments until I
Speaker 3: just fade into the abyss.
Speaker 22: Bro.
Speaker 2: But what if it's a negative experience. You want your
Speaker 2: last moments on earth to be that?
Speaker 3: Fuck it? You know, go out guns blazing.
Speaker 4: Yeah, I would rather go out with actual guns blazing.
Speaker 2: But I feel you you know, everybody's got the thing, Nicholas.
Speaker 20: I was thinking, I don't know if I had mentioned
Speaker 20: it ever before, but the kind of like at the
Speaker 20: theme of the year, a little bit like two big
Speaker 20: events that involved the same kind of I don't know,
Speaker 20: you know how it was like the peanut the squirrel, right,
Speaker 20: that was like big, a big thing, right, and then
Speaker 20: Jimmy Carter was like the peanut President. It was like,
Speaker 20: you know, both like peanut related things that were in
Speaker 20: the news. Oddly enough, kind of recently.
Speaker 3: I wonder what that means the peanut.
Speaker 2: I know, I mean, could it be referring to some
Speaker 2: sort of a you know, could it be.
Speaker 3: Referring to the acorn or the pine cone or the
Speaker 3: I'm just getting weird.
Speaker 2: Now, are you gonna start making the walnut peanut comparison next?
Speaker 2: I mean, I get it could be.
Speaker 3: I don't know, Samuel, it's funny y'all bringing this up.
Speaker 26: Oh, there's an episode in American Dad about the Peanuts Society.
Speaker 26: It's a it's a funny, uh episode, but it's so
Speaker 26: it's set up with Jimmy Carter and is in it.
Speaker 26: The Peanut is a it's like almost the the God
Speaker 26: type thing, but it's a secret society.
Speaker 2: I haven't watched it in a while, but it shit.
Speaker 26: They try to kill the entire Smith family and everything
Speaker 26: turns out stand was a part of it. So it's
Speaker 26: a really wild wide and I just can't help but
Speaker 26: to think that that the fact that Jimmy Carter died,
Speaker 26: there was a peanut squalled died this year, and then
Speaker 26: that I've watched that. I haven't watched it in a while,
Speaker 26: but that episode it just.
Speaker 2: Kind of brought everything back. I think it was kind
Speaker 2: of funny.
Speaker 26: Also, I can't remember who it was, but uh, he
Speaker 26: had the guy that they say created peanut butter. Uh
Speaker 26: actually probably did not really commit did not actually invent it.
Speaker 2: Yeah, George Washington Carver, he got credit for it, but
Speaker 2: I mean, don't get me wrong, he did in fact
Speaker 2: discover like five hundred uses for the peanut, and I
Speaker 2: get that. But I mean somebody taking peanuts and boiling
Speaker 2: them and then smushing them together to make a paste
Speaker 2: that that wasn't like.
Speaker 3: It's probably been done since the caveman days.
Speaker 2: I mean, since people dug up peanuts and started eating
Speaker 2: them and realize what, you know, oh shit, you could
Speaker 2: eat this root. That's wild. But like, well, I was
Speaker 2: just I'm not trying to detract from the incredible innovations
Speaker 2: that he also made with the same thing, you know.
Speaker 3: I was just looking it up. And it says in
Speaker 3: occult traditions, because I always like to understand the occult meaning,
Speaker 3: especially something like as obscure as like a peanut, you know,
Speaker 3: but it says could in occult traditions. A peanut is
Speaker 3: often associated with abundance, prosperity, and longevity, particularly in Chinese culture,
Speaker 3: where they're scene as a symbol of good fortune and
Speaker 3: are frequently gifted during the lunar New Year to represent
Speaker 3: wealth and look the round shape symbolizes family unity and
Speaker 3: the cycle of life. Okay, so peanuts a good thing.
Speaker 2: There you go, right, Peter Carter.
Speaker 3: Alright, p to the peanut man.
Speaker 2: So many people had so much shit to talk on
Speaker 2: him while he was but as soon as he.
Speaker 4: Died, he was a great man. He was a great president.
Speaker 2: It's like, bro, two years ago, y'all are dog walking
Speaker 2: him for the lack of anything he did with his
Speaker 2: time in office. But now that he's dead, all of
Speaker 2: a sudden people want to give him honorific.
Speaker 3: I mean, same thing happened with Michael Jackson.
Speaker 2: I didn't.
Speaker 4: I'm still very much where I was when he was alive.
Speaker 3: But you know, I'm just saying, the majority of the world,
Speaker 3: or at least the majority of the people in this country,
Speaker 3: were like, oh, Michael Japan, he's a racist, or not
Speaker 3: a racist, he's a rapist rather, and you know, he's
Speaker 3: fucking little kids. And as soon as he dies, he
Speaker 3: was just the modern pop culture of art. You know,
Speaker 3: it's like putting him up as a symbol and shit.
Speaker 3: And it's like, dude, why you gotta wait until somebody
Speaker 3: dies to start being nice to him? You know what
Speaker 3: I'm saying, Like it's just weird.
Speaker 4: I mean, I've never knocked his musical genius or his performance,
Speaker 4: and like, you know, being the showman that he was,
Speaker 4: thousand percent, I'll give respect and props on that where
Speaker 4: it's due. He was still a very very weird motherfucker,
Speaker 4: and you know that can't be overstated, honestly.
Speaker 3: One of the weirdest people to ever exist. Then you
Speaker 3: have a statue of Hitler in his home allegedly. I
Speaker 3: don't know, I haven't seen that, but that's allegedly.
Speaker 13: My bad.
Speaker 3: So the Tim Gait pro said, fuck out of here,
Speaker 3: Joe and the Hoe. It's motherfucking time to.
Speaker 19: Go, dude.
Speaker 13: Yo.
Speaker 2: Joe Biden looked just sad the whole time. He just
Speaker 2: looked bummed out. Kamala, she was big mad. She's just
Speaker 2: sitting there, even when Carrie Underwood had to save the
Speaker 2: day because their audio didn't work. Which also, you literally
Speaker 2: have a live band, yo, you think that they don't
Speaker 2: have some sheet music They could just pull up real
Speaker 2: quick and pick up the slack, but no, no, Carrie
Speaker 2: had to step in and a cappella that bitch, which
Speaker 2: solid work on her part. But uh yeah, Old Harris,
Speaker 2: I don't even think she really knew the words of
Speaker 2: that song. You saw her kind of slowly mouthing a
Speaker 2: few of the syllables, Yeah, sitting quietly.
Speaker 4: It's like, yeah, yeah, I bet you didn't sing that.
Speaker 3: I was thinking that too. She's like, she's like, I
Speaker 3: I'm gonna pretend like I know what the fuck I'm
Speaker 3: doing up here.
Speaker 2: But and not to beat a dead horse, but the
Speaker 2: the order of precedence of the religious figures that they
Speaker 2: had towards the end, I think that could have been
Speaker 2: done better. I'm just saying so.
Speaker 3: GQ said something very interesting. This is going back to
Speaker 3: the people that believe that Trump is also a clone
Speaker 3: or also a double or something like that, but for
Speaker 3: the Antichrist. But GQ said something. It says, this is
Speaker 3: the lame Trump. He ain't the fun one. Dano said
Speaker 3: he's being careful not to incite a riot. GQ said,
Speaker 3: he doesn't give a fuck. This is bot Trump. So
Speaker 3: that's I don't know, Like, and you see some of
Speaker 3: the pictures, It's like I get where people would say that, like,
Speaker 3: because this doesn't always seem to be the same stature.
Speaker 3: Maybe the same face, but not the same stature.
Speaker 2: Give him time to cook give him time to cook.
Speaker 2: He's starting this off. This is literally the first hour
Speaker 2: of his time in office. He's he's not trying to
Speaker 2: get the people all rolled up and start wild ship
Speaker 2: in the streets right now, I could see him trying
Speaker 2: to play it a little closer to the chest.
Speaker 4: Give him a month, let him cook.
Speaker 2: He'll be back to the whole talking shit about China,
Speaker 2: right I could maybe Nicholas.
Speaker 20: I don't know if y'all saw. And for the record,
Speaker 20: I don't think Trump is a clone and anything like that,
Speaker 20: but I don't know if y'all saw this. I just
Speaker 20: know that y'all will probably find it interesting being conspiracy minded,
Speaker 20: and you know, I'm all all for Trump. Light of
Speaker 20: the light, that all that stuff. But symbolically, he did
Speaker 20: not have his hand on the Bible when he got
Speaker 20: sworn in, apparently. I don't know if y'all caught that
Speaker 20: or saw anything about it.
Speaker 2: Well it didn't.
Speaker 20: But yeah, his hands down on he has his hand up,
Speaker 20: other hand on the side, and Lannie is holding holding
Speaker 20: the Bibles like this and he does not have his
Speaker 20: hand on top of it.
Speaker 3: What could that mean?
Speaker 4: Hold on, let's look it up.
Speaker 19: Let's look at touching it at all.
Speaker 2: Hold up now, I'm I'm gonna look up on YouTube
Speaker 2: right now Trump swear in.
Speaker 3: I wonder if he was holding the Torah.
Speaker 19: Oh, he wasn't touching anything.
Speaker 4: Let's see.
Speaker 2: Hold on, hold on, we got.
Speaker 3: I'm not too terribly upset about that. Or I'm not
Speaker 3: too terribly upset about that, by the way.
Speaker 19: I just.
Speaker 20: The handing on the Bible or the Torah, which one,
Speaker 20: you not the fact that it's not swearing on anything
Speaker 20: in particular in general?
Speaker 2: Oh, that has no bearing over Like.
Speaker 3: I mean, how many people have sworn on the Bible
Speaker 3: and then they go back on it anyway, So who
Speaker 3: really cares?
Speaker 20: Or I mean, as long as his hand's not on
Speaker 20: the Satanic Bible and he's swearing to that one, he's
Speaker 20: not touching anything, then like I'm.
Speaker 2: Good, yo, Jonathan, give me the ability to share the screen, homie.
Speaker 2: Trump is now speaking an indifferent venue. I think we could, uh,
Speaker 2: we could all listen in see if he says any
Speaker 2: more things that would lead credence to things or stuff.
Speaker 3: So oh yeah, I'll pull it up here.
Speaker 4: That's not that's the one. Here we go.
Speaker 3: Oh you got it?
Speaker 22: Okay, I want to cheat, so they had it where
Speaker 22: voter idea wasn't accepted. But now if you even asked
Speaker 22: for this is seriously a bill that was just saw
Speaker 22: in the past and in their legislature, and it was signed.
Speaker 22: And I think when we get things cleaned up and
Speaker 22: we get back to a little bit of normalcy, I'm
Speaker 22: going to ask the Speaker to really get involved because
Speaker 22: I think we would have won the state of California,
Speaker 22: because you know, if you look at my numbers with
Speaker 22: Hispanic we're fifty six percent, and we were winning. We
Speaker 22: won the Texas border that had never been won. As
Speaker 22: the governor said, he's doing a good job, the governor
Speaker 22: by the way of Texas. But as the governor said,
Speaker 22: it hasn't Oh did.
Speaker 18: I get lucky.
Speaker 4: Oh he's in the house.
Speaker 18: Lucky Supposing I said you now he's not here. But
Speaker 18: the governor of Texas has done a terrible job.
Speaker 22: Wow, look at you. You mean we couldn't get you
Speaker 22: up in the front row. I'll tell you. Supposing I said, JD.
Speaker 22: The governor of Texas is not doing his job. You
Speaker 22: heard what I said. Say I didn't know you were there.
Speaker 18: I said, he's doing he's doing a great job.
Speaker 22: He's doing a phenomenal job. But now you're going to
Speaker 22: have a partner that's going to work with you, because
Speaker 22: you didn't have not only didn't they have a partner,
Speaker 22: he had people selling you. All right, we have a
Speaker 22: fence structure that we worked on. The governor worked on
Speaker 22: with me, and I didn't love it, to be honest
Speaker 22: with that. Oneed a nice precast concrete, you know, forty fifty.
Speaker 18: Feet like a beautiful could have been a T shaped.
Speaker 18: Why shape?
Speaker 22: I love construction. I wanted that sucker to go maybe
Speaker 22: fifty sixty feet. It would have looked beautiful, a nice
Speaker 22: y shape. And they said the problem, said, they climb
Speaker 22: that like a rabbit. I said, what do you mean?
Speaker 18: No way? And they brought some of these guys out.
Speaker 18: They climbed it.
Speaker 22: Touch and the other thing is you hit it with
Speaker 22: acid and the thing will disintegrate. You know, they have
Speaker 22: things for concrete, so they needed very hard.
Speaker 18: And steel, very special steel.
Speaker 22: And then they did seven thousand pound concrete inside that steel.
Speaker 22: You're inside that steel. And then they have a rebar
Speaker 22: that's the toughest steel made, very hard to cut. So
Speaker 22: this is why very little is cut. I mean, it's
Speaker 22: right and then they put an anti climb panel on top.
Speaker 18: I hated it.
Speaker 22: I said, it's so unattractive, and I said, why would
Speaker 22: that work? I don't believe it works, And I went
Speaker 22: to watch the Border patrol gave it display. We had
Speaker 22: actually two sets of climbers, the guys that climb up
Speaker 22: walls with drugs on their back. I mean they got
Speaker 22: like sixty seventy pounds of drug and they go as
Speaker 22: fast as you can walk.
Speaker 18: They go up.
Speaker 22: Or we have Mount Everest type climbers, and honestly, the
Speaker 22: drug guys were much better. I couldn't buy the drug
Speaker 22: as blew them away right, cocaine that the anti lime panel,
Speaker 22: they couldn't get around it.
Speaker 18: They just couldn't want it. You didn't have it.
Speaker 22: So sometimes you sacrifice beauty for efficiency, and we did so.
Speaker 18: We built this wall and we had we built over
Speaker 18: five hundred miles of wall. That's why we had such
Speaker 18: good numbers.
Speaker 22: The famous chart that came down very thankfully, the chart
Speaker 22: they came down on my right, Governor.
Speaker 18: Had I not looked over there, I'm not speaking right now.
Speaker 18: You might be speaking there. You want to know the truth.
Speaker 22: You JD got a lot of great people in this party,
Speaker 22: but it was I got very lucky. But we had
Speaker 22: the best numbers we've ever had. But I thought, you
Speaker 22: know what happens is when you fill it up, it's
Speaker 22: like water.
Speaker 18: You fill it up. Now we have five hundred and
Speaker 18: seventy one miles of wall, and.
Speaker 22: They would always say, you know, when we renovated a wall,
Speaker 22: so they'd be like a piece of plywood sitting there
Speaker 22: for sixty years, or a two by four sitting for
Speaker 22: sixty years on the ground and rotting because you know,
Speaker 22: and they say.
Speaker 2: You didn't build a new wall.
Speaker 22: Here, we're building fifty feet up in the air, thirty
Speaker 22: feet sections, fifty foot sections, all steel, all concrete, all everything,
Speaker 22: and all by the way.
Speaker 18: They don't even want me to say this, but what
Speaker 18: the hell doesn't take that long time? They were all
Speaker 18: wired for all of the equipment.
Speaker 22: We put wires in everything so they can easily wire
Speaker 22: for all the different types of equipment. Said, if there's
Speaker 22: a doubt, we have a wire whenever we just look.
Speaker 22: You just find the wires all over the place up top,
Speaker 22: so we could just hook it up. We don't have
Speaker 22: to have wires on the outside, which wouldn't do too well, right,
Speaker 22: so anyway, so we built an extra two hundred miles
Speaker 22: of wall, and the governor wanted to buy it. He
Speaker 22: tried to buy it, and they wouldn't sell it to him.
Speaker 22: He wanted to put it up himself. Could have been
Speaker 22: done in three to four weeks, two hundred more miles,
Speaker 22: because when you do it now, they just keep going
Speaker 22: further out, further out, further out, getting around. So we
Speaker 22: did an extra two hundred miles and the it was
Speaker 22: all bought and they announced that they're not going to
Speaker 22: put it up.
Speaker 18: And that's when I realized they wanted open borders.
Speaker 22: And that's what I realized, that people are going to
Speaker 22: come pouring through the wall like nobody's ever seen before.
Speaker 22: But you've seen it. A lot of you are here
Speaker 22: because of that. I made it my number one issue.
Speaker 22: They all said inflation was the number one issue. I said,
Speaker 22: I disagree. I think people coming into our country from
Speaker 22: prisons and from mental institutions is a bigger issue for
Speaker 22: the people that I know, and I made it my
Speaker 22: number one. I talked about inflation too, but you know,
Speaker 22: how many times can you say that an apple has
Speaker 22: doubled in cost? I'd say it, and I'd hit it hard.
Speaker 22: But then I go back to the fact that we
Speaker 22: don't want criminals coming into our country. We don't want
Speaker 22: the jails of every country in the world virtually being
Speaker 22: deposited into the United States, and that man had to
Speaker 22: suffer with it.
Speaker 18: Then he did an unbelievable job. I'll tell you, he
Speaker 18: was a very popular.
Speaker 22: Governor, but now he's like an unbeatable governor because of
Speaker 22: your border policies.
Speaker 18: He was tasting and he really was.
Speaker 4: You know, how are you going to have the dude
Speaker 4: in the wheelchair and not be in the front row.
Speaker 22: That's shitt He's a great man, great leader, and but
Speaker 22: it did make him very more.
Speaker 6: Did you do it?
Speaker 18: You didn't do that foot politics. You did it because
Speaker 18: you want to do the right thing.
Speaker 22: But I'll tell you it's sure as he'll work for
Speaker 22: politics too. It's self preservation, that's right.
Speaker 3: Bye bye, Biden.
Speaker 18: Because the people are demanding it.
Speaker 22: The people of Texas are demanding it, The people are
Speaker 22: demanding it all over so anyway, so we built it,
Speaker 22: and they wouldn't let us use it. They wouldn't let
Speaker 22: the governor use it, and other governors, they wouldn't let
Speaker 22: him use it.
Speaker 18: But he was the leader of the pack and did
Speaker 18: a great job.
Speaker 22: And then we heard about a month ago that not
Speaker 22: only wouldn't they let it use it, they were selling it.
Speaker 22: They were going to sell it for five cents on
Speaker 22: the dollar. Now five cents in the dollar then, but
Speaker 22: today it would courts more than twice as much to
Speaker 22: build because we bought it like six years ago, and
Speaker 22: it was just sitting on the ground, and that does
Speaker 22: not do well for the whole thing.
Speaker 18: But it was just sitting on the ground.
Speaker 22: And I heard about it, and I called the governor,
Speaker 22: and I called a lot of people, you, attorney general,
Speaker 22: and here's the story. They were going to buy it,
Speaker 22: and these are great business people. They were going to
Speaker 22: buy it for five cents on the dollar or less.
Speaker 22: And they were calling us up, we'll sell it to
Speaker 22: you for two hundred cents on the dollar. In other words,
Speaker 22: it will cost you twice as much. So it's two
Speaker 22: hundred cents on the dollar. I said, can someone explain
Speaker 22: that to a judge? I mean, how corrupt is that?
Speaker 18: You'd think?
Speaker 22: They say, maybe we'll sell it to you for twenty cents,
Speaker 22: thirty cents, but not two hundred cents. So they were
Speaker 22: going to buy something for five cents, and they were
Speaker 22: going to sell it to us for a fortune. They're
Speaker 22: going to make it be They have it down that
Speaker 22: in Fortune magazine that put it up the deal of
Speaker 22: the year. Okay, you buy something like that. But it
Speaker 22: was so corrupt and so horrible. And when we told
Speaker 22: that to the administration, they didn't care. They just kept
Speaker 22: going forward. They couldn't care less, and they kept going forward.
Speaker 22: They knew that they were trying to sell it back
Speaker 22: to us. They would have sold it back to or
Speaker 22: so you would have ended up buying it. You would
Speaker 22: have paid probably fifty sixty who knows. But they're going
Speaker 22: to use it for scrap metal. But then they made
Speaker 22: a much better deal. They could just buy it and
Speaker 22: sell it to us for fifteen twenty times what they
Speaker 22: paid twenty times.
Speaker 18: Think of it, like twenty times what they paid. And
Speaker 18: we wouldn't let it happen.
Speaker 22: And the governor with his attorney general, Ken Paxson, they
Speaker 22: made a fantastic the good lawyer.
Speaker 18: He's pushing around pretty good by people, right. He said,
Speaker 18: you get that, you got a great attorney general. They
Speaker 18: should leave them alone.
Speaker 22: He was with me, But Ken and the governor went
Speaker 22: to court and a judge actually became incensed and actually
Speaker 22: called for an investigation how kind a thing like this happened?
Speaker 18: So he stopped it. So we're waiting to put that
Speaker 18: wall up, and now that you have a new president,
Speaker 18: that wall will go up so fast.
Speaker 22: The governor will complain, sir, this is greg abbit, Sir, Please,
Speaker 22: the wall is going up too fast.
Speaker 18: Please don't do that.
Speaker 22: You know the story about winning. No, no, we're going
Speaker 22: to win too much. We're winning too much. Please, people
Speaker 22: always love that one.
Speaker 18: We'll do this with the wall. Governor Abbitt calls, sir,
Speaker 18: the wall is going up too fast. We can't take it.
Speaker 18: We just can't take it. No, I think you'll be
Speaker 18: very happy if the wall goes up too fast. Right,
Speaker 18: But we'll get that, dude, and we'll work with you
Speaker 18: on that. But it was a great.
Speaker 22: Decision by a great Texas judge, right, and it was beautiful,
Speaker 22: beautiful to watch. We see stopped them right in their track.
Speaker 22: I mean they were literally loading the stuff under truck.
Speaker 18: It was terrible. Honestly, it was terrible, and he wouldn't
Speaker 18: take it.
Speaker 22: So I'm so glad I mentioned that they have a
Speaker 22: really good governor in Texas, and I swear I didn't
Speaker 22: know he was here.
Speaker 18: I swear to you. It sounds like a setup. I
Speaker 18: didn't know you would end. Did I get lucky?
Speaker 22: I said the right day, because there weren't been moments
Speaker 22: when I wasn't so happy with him, you know, but
Speaker 22: not too many, I can tell you that.
Speaker 18: So it's good to see you too, Governor. Great. But
Speaker 18: I just want to thank everybody you've been in I
Speaker 18: recognize so many of you. It's so crazy. But this
Speaker 18: has been a long journey.
Speaker 22: This was a journey that started in twenty fifteen, probably
Speaker 22: started twenty years before that. People used to say, you're
Speaker 22: going to run for president. You're going to run, run, run,
Speaker 22: and I always said no, no, no, I don't want
Speaker 22: And then one day I said, let's give it a shot.
Speaker 22: And what I talked about then was the border too.
Speaker 22: I think it probably was the number one issue for me.
Speaker 22: Back in twenty fifteen, twenty sixteen, I talked about the border,
Speaker 22: and now I talked about the border, but this border
Speaker 22: is much worse.
Speaker 18: We fixed the border, it was totally fixed.
Speaker 22: There was nothing to talk about twenty twenty, by the way,
Speaker 22: that election was totally rigged.
Speaker 18: But these are the that's okay, yo, it was a
Speaker 18: rigged election.
Speaker 3: Here some people like, oh yea.
Speaker 22: They are showed how it competent and frankly, historically this
Speaker 22: is a much bigger of it.
Speaker 6: If that would have gone like it should have.
Speaker 22: The only the bad thing about it is some bad
Speaker 22: things happened, like a lot of people in our country
Speaker 22: that wouldn't be in our country right now. So you know,
Speaker 22: that's that's the bad part. But I will say that
Speaker 22: it started in twenty fifteen, and right from the beginning,
Speaker 22: we went to the top the day one they announced Trump,
Speaker 22: and Trump went to number one and stayed there for
Speaker 22: the whole primary, and then we took on Hillary. Didn't
Speaker 22: look too happy today, a very nice person. But we
Speaker 22: took on Hillary and we defeated Hillary. And then we
Speaker 22: did much better the second time in twenty twenty. You know,
Speaker 22: we got millions more votes. We got millions, like ten
Speaker 22: twelve million more votes, so we did the first time.
Speaker 22: No president has ever gotten that many more votes. I
Speaker 22: got like nine million more than anybody else that had
Speaker 22: ever gotten and they said lost.
Speaker 18: And because of that, I said to Milania, what do
Speaker 18: you think?
Speaker 22: And she said, you want to do this again, and
Speaker 22: had we lost, and had I thought we lost, I
Speaker 22: wouldn't do it again because that's like the ultimate poll, right, But.
Speaker 18: I knew how well we did, and this time we
Speaker 18: made it too big to rig.
Speaker 6: It was so big. They tried, They tried, They tried,
Speaker 6: like how in the butt.
Speaker 22: They tried, They tried to do it, and around nine
Speaker 22: oh two they gave up. Last time, they did bad things.
Speaker 22: At this time they just said, you know, I don't
Speaker 22: know if you saw mister speaker in Washington. They had placards,
Speaker 22: they were all set to march. They thought it'd be closer.
Speaker 22: A gentleman asked me, A very respected gentleman asked me yesterday,
Speaker 22: how come the polls were so wrong. They showed you
Speaker 22: winning but not in a landslide. I said, because people
Speaker 22: that are true Trumpers are so angry at the whole
Speaker 22: polling system and the writers the fake news that they
Speaker 22: don't want to talk to anybody.
Speaker 6: So when you call somebody from Trump, who are you
Speaker 6: voting for? They say, it's none of your business, I'm
Speaker 6: not telling you.
Speaker 22: And that was probably forty percent of the people they called,
Speaker 22: so they would discard that one, and they didn't show that,
Speaker 22: and then when the election happened, you know, the vote
Speaker 22: came and it was much different, much higher than we're
Speaker 22: going to win.
Speaker 18: But they thought, they really thought, they couldn't believe that
Speaker 18: one man's I mean, it was so much high. We
Speaker 18: won all seven swing states.
Speaker 22: We won the popular vote by millions of votes, which
Speaker 22: is hard for a Republican.
Speaker 18: I'll tell you who came through.
Speaker 6: The unions came through.
Speaker 22: The auto workers were great, the Teamsters were great, the
Speaker 22: firemen were great.
Speaker 18: I think every almost every union was great. The only
Speaker 18: one they weren't great.
Speaker 2: Although the Republican to win the union vote, that's fucking massive.
Speaker 22: And the Teamsters, the head of the show O'Brien, the
Speaker 22: head of the Teamsters, was fantastic, but generally speaking, the
Speaker 22: head of the union against Trump. But the union would
Speaker 22: be with us for like eighty eighty five percent. Look
Speaker 22: what we did with the other workers in Michigan. Look
Speaker 22: what we did with the teamsters. The Teamsters were unbelievable.
Speaker 22: They were a solid Democrat vote and they voted for Trump.
Speaker 22: So we had a great experience. This has been Now
Speaker 22: we have to go to work and get it done because.
Speaker 6: We have to do something that's going to be great.
Speaker 6: We're going to turn our card.
Speaker 18: Feet around and we're going to turn it around fast.
Speaker 6: And I think this was a better speech than the
Speaker 6: one I made upstairs. Okay, I think this was better.
Speaker 15: JD.
Speaker 22: I think this was much better. And I got to
Speaker 22: see my friend. So Governor, take care of yourself. You
Speaker 22: call me, we'll start working.
Speaker 18: You know what that means with him, He's going to
Speaker 18: be calling me tomorrow morning at about sick.
Speaker 22: And I said, how about next week? You call me
Speaker 22: and we're going to get it started real fast. Will
Speaker 22: really help you a lot. You've done a fantastic job
Speaker 22: protecting something it's not supposed to be for the States,
Speaker 22: and an amazing job you've done. Thank you very much.
Speaker 22: And I want to thank everybody. And I have a
Speaker 22: first lady who's been incredible alas too. I shouldn't say this.
Speaker 22: I'm going to get hell when I say this. But
Speaker 22: her feet are absolutely aching.
Speaker 6: You know, those heels.
Speaker 22: And we thought we were leaving, we were going home, sir,
Speaker 22: would you be able to go down and say hello
Speaker 22: to some of your other fans that are here?
Speaker 18: I said, oh, I didn't know that.
Speaker 6: Well, did you get to see pretty clearly?
Speaker 18: The picture.
Speaker 6: I hope good.
Speaker 22: That's good, but because you wouldn't want to make the
Speaker 22: safe speech again, right, But she said, darling, I.
Speaker 18: Love you so much, but my feet are killing me.
Speaker 22: I said, honey, let me just see how far as
Speaker 22: I asked the person, Oh, not that long, maybe four
Speaker 22: or five hundred yards.
Speaker 18: That's five football fields. He said, can you make it?
Speaker 18: She said, We're going to and make it no matter.
Speaker 6: What, We're gonna make it because we have to get by, right.
Speaker 6: And then we went out to the helicopter just prior.
Speaker 22: To this and said goodbye, and I said custom And
Speaker 22: the wind is blowing like crazy, and with the hat
Speaker 22: that she's wearing, she almost blew away.
Speaker 6: We almost lost off her. She was being elevated off
Speaker 6: the grounds.
Speaker 18: She almost blew away.
Speaker 22: Now, so we all appreciate it because he's been a
Speaker 22: great first lady, a beautiful.
Speaker 6: And a great place.
Speaker 22: And they love our first lady, you know, JD. Whenever
Speaker 22: I make a sweet I see hundreds.
Speaker 18: Of times we love our first lady and they do
Speaker 18: and they should. She's great.
Speaker 22: So I just want to thank you, thank you very much.
Speaker 22: I just want to thank everybody. And I felt that
Speaker 22: I said to JD.
Speaker 18: Should we give him the A treatment, the B treatment,
Speaker 18: see the D or the F you know what the
Speaker 18: F is. Hello, everybody, thank you for being here.
Speaker 6: Bye bye. I gave you the A plus treatment. Thank you,
Speaker 6: Thank you all, Thank you Governor, thank you all very much.
Speaker 13: Appreciate it.
Speaker 2: Okay, So I don't even know if this was planned
Speaker 2: or not. He said it wasn't, but like who really knows.
Speaker 2: But yeah, he's still being a statesman of it, still
Speaker 2: making his victory lap right now, He's gonna make his
Speaker 2: way to.
Speaker 4: The White House and again give some words.
Speaker 2: And have a processional, and it will be a whole thing.
Speaker 20: Probably from like a lot of the people that came
Speaker 20: to see him that didn't get to see the like
Speaker 20: og original part because it was inside or whatever.
Speaker 19: And he's just like giving him a little bit of
Speaker 19: love or whatever.
Speaker 4: I could see that for sure.
Speaker 3: Dude, do you feel like Milania could be an alien?
Speaker 35: Like?
Speaker 3: Have you looked at her like national?
Speaker 2: Yes?
Speaker 3: I don't mean like that, but just like the shape
Speaker 3: of her eye in her head, like her face, it's
Speaker 3: just very alien like. Yeah, you don't.
Speaker 19: You don't get that on a solo, you'd be right.
Speaker 2: Look at people from Eastern Europe. That's an indicative trait
Speaker 2: of them.
Speaker 3: So like, yeah, she looks like a cat person. I
Speaker 3: want her to be a cat person all the way.
Speaker 3: Come comfort me in the time of need, Malanya or not, Malanya,
Speaker 3: I don't want to take her.
Speaker 2: But you know, look at people from Estonia, you look
Speaker 2: at people from Macedonia, you look at people from Ukraine. Yeah,
Speaker 2: that's kind of an indicative thing. Certain facial features. I
Speaker 2: wouldn't say alien, but I see what you're I see
Speaker 2: what you're getting at for sure.
Speaker 3: None of this dimension is is technically what I mean.
Speaker 2: Oh my god, Jonathan, you are you are in one
Speaker 2: of the most incredible people I've ever met.
Speaker 3: You know what I mean, one of the most one
Speaker 3: of the most most.
Speaker 4: I said incredible. I didn't just leave it open ended.
Speaker 2: I'm trying to be positive.
Speaker 3: I was thinking you were going to go there.
Speaker 2: But anyway, all right, well that was fun.
Speaker 3: You know, while watching I'm happy that nothing happened. I mean,
Speaker 3: knock on wood.
Speaker 2: Well, as of now, we still got more things to come.
Speaker 2: Who knows that there's gonna be some wild shit pop off.
Speaker 3: And you saw Biden getting on his plane for his
Speaker 3: send off back to the fucking geriatric center.
Speaker 2: Yeah, well, he's going to California, which I'm not gonna lie.
Speaker 2: I kind of thought that he would go back to
Speaker 2: his home state.
Speaker 3: They I hear California has really good old folks homes
Speaker 3: out there is where.
Speaker 4: A really good smelt population. Maybe he's going there for
Speaker 4: the fishing.
Speaker 2: I don't know.
Speaker 3: Well, he smelted and delt it with the smell fish
Speaker 3: off there.
Speaker 4: Wearing that diaper sagon low, so it's very possible. Be
Speaker 4: on the same page here, dude.
Speaker 3: So back to the chat over here, Matt said, Trump's
Speaker 3: in this bitch x RP to the moon.
Speaker 2: Let's go, baby.
Speaker 3: If it hits a thousand, if it hits one thousand
Speaker 3: dollars a ripple, I'm cashing out and starting the Colt compound.
Speaker 3: Let's go baby. Fuck Yah, let's go. I bought a lot, well,
Speaker 3: not a lot, a lot, like, not as much as
Speaker 3: I'm sure Nick and everybody else that got in on
Speaker 3: it early, but I got into it and my average
Speaker 3: is going pretty good right now. We'll see where it goes.
Speaker 3: But if it goes up to one thousand, I'll be
Speaker 3: helping with that called compound. There's no doubt about that.
Speaker 19: You can pretty well guarantee double digits. So if that
Speaker 19: sells you anything, I would it's probably safe to assume.
Speaker 2: But it's not just the coins. The stock market's about
Speaker 2: to skyrocket. The industries are about to skyrock. And this
Speaker 2: happens after certain political people take officill notice when I'm
Speaker 2: not gonna throw sides or names, it's not for me,
Speaker 2: but I'll say, when a certain side of the aisle
Speaker 2: takes office, usually things take a massive dip, and when
Speaker 2: the other side of the aisle takes office, things usually
Speaker 2: take a skyrocket trajectory. And you know, I know personally
Speaker 2: all the dudes that I was working with with their
Speaker 2: four to one k is getting as fucked by Biden's administration,
Speaker 2: are super ham happy to see their retirements go a
Speaker 2: little better in the next four.
Speaker 3: Oh yeah yeah. And and then he said, well then
Speaker 3: it goes on. GQ said, just bought more last night
Speaker 3: talking about xrp uh. Fuck the banks. It's all in
Speaker 3: coinbase now. That's the way I think it should be.
Speaker 3: I agree, I think that that is I was I
Speaker 3: was against I'm not gonna say I was against it,
Speaker 3: but I was like hesitant to put a lot of
Speaker 3: money into XRP or really any of the cryptocurrencies or
Speaker 3: anything like that, because I'm like, dude, I could I
Speaker 3: would love for that to become like a new currency.
Speaker 3: And you see all these crypto bros that are just
Speaker 3: becoming millionaires literally overnight and buying like weird islands and shit,
Speaker 3: I'm like, dude, it sounds too good to be true.
Speaker 3: But then it's like, I don't know, like, uh, I mean,
Speaker 3: our our dollar is pretty corrupt. It's back by debt,
Speaker 3: So I mean, I don't know why it would be
Speaker 3: so strange that crypto would be worth something. If it's
Speaker 3: got to be worth more than being back by debt,
Speaker 3: I would think, So yeah, I guess I don't know.
Speaker 3: I'm still learning about the whole crypto scene personally, but
Speaker 3: I have some in there. And then also hard g
Speaker 3: in Gamatria said that, uh, I just started investing in
Speaker 3: that and the Trump coin, which I just bought the
Speaker 3: Trump meme coin a couple of days ago too. It
Speaker 3: started out like at like five cents or something like that,
Speaker 3: and it's super skyrocketed. I ended up buying it in
Speaker 3: buying in on that Trump meme coin at like twenty
Speaker 3: seven dollars a share, and then it got all the
Speaker 3: way up to like seventy something dollars a share. It
Speaker 3: was getting crazy, and I think now it's down in
Speaker 3: the forties, which still not bad. I'll take it.
Speaker 18: Yo.
Speaker 4: I'm still got sea Span pulled up on my on
Speaker 4: my end right now.
Speaker 2: They are dragging Biden for his executive Order of clemency
Speaker 2: preemptively for Fauci and his whole family. Wow, who is dragging? Additionally,
Speaker 2: Sea Span themselves are pulling up all of the They're
Speaker 2: pulling up different tweets from people or ex I don't
Speaker 2: know what you would call it a tweet these days.
Speaker 4: Is at an X?
Speaker 2: Is it a I don't know, but anyway, they're pulling
Speaker 2: up all these things from people. They actually had the
Speaker 2: actual executive Order of Clemency pulled up with Joe Biden's
Speaker 2: name on it and all this stuff.
Speaker 4: C Span is traditionally a very left leaning news outlet.
Speaker 2: For them to be dragging Biden for this as pretty crazy,
Speaker 2: and they're saying it was hours like this morning. He
Speaker 2: did it, not yesterday, not lasting office, no no, no. Literally,
Speaker 2: on his way to lose his job, he made sure
Speaker 2: to do this. The ink is still wet on the
Speaker 2: papers as they're saying, so wow, that's wild.
Speaker 3: One thing that I think that I've I've definitely started
Speaker 3: to notice is that a lot of the people that
Speaker 3: were heavily against him in the first term, I feel like,
Speaker 3: are really starting to turn like and turn their back
Speaker 3: on the old New World Order, and more so in
Speaker 3: the Trump court, which kind of makes me a little hesitant.
Speaker 3: I'm wondering why they're doing that because they were so
Speaker 3: heavily against them. Maybe they just finally pulled their head
Speaker 3: out of their ass. I don't know, but like, you know,
Speaker 3: even Zuckerberg it's like fucking lizard Man himself is now
Speaker 3: like saying that, you know, he's gonna bow to Trump
Speaker 3: and listen to the president. I'm like, that's not what
Speaker 3: we heard four years ago, you know.
Speaker 7: Uh.
Speaker 2: But that's also because they thought and hoped that he
Speaker 2: would be a passing fad and it wouldn't go back
Speaker 2: to bite them in the ass. I think a lot
Speaker 2: of people are also understanding that this time around, he
Speaker 2: has nothing left to lose. He's got no uh, He's
Speaker 2: not trying to win the hearts and mind so that
Speaker 2: he can get reelected again. No, no, he's coming in
Speaker 2: and fucking heads are gonna roll figuratively. I think they
Speaker 2: recognize that and they realize like, hey, if we don't
Speaker 2: get in line, we we might not have jobs anymore.
Speaker 2: I don't know.
Speaker 4: I I'm happy to see it, but also you could see.
Speaker 2: How people phase change. This is this is they took
Speaker 2: off one mask and put on another. That's it's it's
Speaker 2: the way politics works.
Speaker 3: Matt said, let's go constitutional carry across the nation. That
Speaker 3: was something that he had mentioned, right, like, that's that's
Speaker 3: going to be a thing.
Speaker 2: I don't know why people aren't carrying at all times anyway,
Speaker 2: regardless of whether the laws in your state allow it.
Speaker 2: I'm just that's just me. I know I'm crazy for that.
Speaker 2: I carry twenty four to seven, so I get that
Speaker 2: I'm a little biased in that. But dude, with the
Speaker 2: way the world is going these days, why wouldn't you
Speaker 2: like what's stopping you from doing that and protecting yourself
Speaker 2: and taking responsibility for your own protection.
Speaker 4: I don't I don't understand it.
Speaker 3: Mario said, as a military vet who was raised in
Speaker 3: Mexico born in Texas, I agree cartels need to be
Speaker 3: dealt with illegal immigrants need to be sent back. Are
Speaker 3: people are in line trying to come here the correct way,
Speaker 3: And that's that's something that I feel like, for some reason,
Speaker 3: the people who are pro just allowing people to just
Speaker 3: flood in here, like you understand that you are shitting
Speaker 3: all over the people who are trying to do it
Speaker 3: the right way. Like that's that's how disrespectful it is.
Speaker 3: And it's like people like, dude, some people it takes
Speaker 3: them ten years to get in here. You know, they
Speaker 3: try almost their whole life to try and get here
Speaker 3: because the process and you know, then you got to
Speaker 3: take a test whenever you get in here. My wife
Speaker 3: was here on green car, but now she's like a
Speaker 3: full citizen, so that's I've seen the process. But like, right, dude,
Speaker 3: it's it's crazy how people were just like okay with
Speaker 3: people just flooding in here and saying that you're racist
Speaker 3: if you think otherwise.
Speaker 2: It's like, how ridiculous is that. I've told the story
Speaker 2: about my boy who is in the army. I was
Speaker 2: in the Marines. We served kind of in the same
Speaker 2: time in Washington, d C. Right, I talked about how
Speaker 2: he won the lottery in his country. That lottery was
Speaker 2: a six year work visa. First thing he did when
Speaker 2: he got to us oil is joined the army and
Speaker 2: earned his citizenship. Then he brought his whole family over, Like, yo,
Speaker 2: that is amazing. What a beautiful story of kind of
Speaker 2: rags to riches. His word's not mine. I'm not shitting
Speaker 2: on the country he came from. He's shit on the
Speaker 2: country he came from. And he is now a bleeding heart,
Speaker 2: red white and blue, one hundred percent. He's not got
Speaker 2: like plans to go back home. This is home now.
Speaker 2: That is the way it should be.
Speaker 4: These people that are just coming across the look, I
Speaker 4: get it.
Speaker 2: They're trying to go for a better life. They don't
Speaker 2: see another option and all these things. That is a
Speaker 2: pain in the ass process to do it the right way.
Speaker 2: And okay, fine, all empathy towards that.
Speaker 4: That's also not America's problem.
Speaker 2: We are the greatest nation on earth because we have
Speaker 2: certain standards that must be uphailed. And that's I'm sorry.
Speaker 2: Life's not fair for everybody. You gotta come in the
Speaker 2: right way or you're not allowed to be here.
Speaker 4: I'm sorry. We are a nation of rules and walls.
Speaker 3: How about flap Jack Johnson saying I have a raging
Speaker 3: freedom boner right now.
Speaker 2: I'm sorry, same same, I'm rocking the American flag pgs
Speaker 2: right now. So I saw that with you. This is
Speaker 2: a day for America anyway.
Speaker 3: Matthew Lane said, Kansas City versus Washington commander in chief
Speaker 3: ritual for Trump.
Speaker 4: I don't see why not. I don't see why not,
Speaker 4: although I stand by it.
Speaker 2: I actually am gonna go probably on a fan duel
Speaker 2: or what's a what was a Caesar spedding app?
Speaker 4: Whatever the fuck?
Speaker 2: They got, all them, gonna put it all in Washington
Speaker 2: to win it all right now, Probably do a you know,
Speaker 2: I'll do a three pick parlay. I'm gonna do both
Speaker 2: the championship games and the Super Bowl. We'll see how
Speaker 2: it goes.
Speaker 3: I'll be cheering for the commander or for the Washington
Speaker 3: commanders too.
Speaker 6: Dude.
Speaker 3: They got Jaden Daniels quarterback out of LSU.
Speaker 2: Let's go baby all day. Oh, I didn't know that.
Speaker 4: I actually don't usually watch football or care about it.
Speaker 4: You know this, But I'm just gonna call it now.
Speaker 2: If we do, in fact know that the NFL is
Speaker 2: listed as entertainment not athletics, which is a fact. We
Speaker 2: did a whole episode about this and seeing is how
Speaker 2: so many things are going down in so many plays
Speaker 2: like the Bills, I would like to see them win.
Speaker 2: Don't get me wrong, just because the fan base, the
Speaker 2: Bill's Mafia, they're fucking psychopaths. I mean that with love.
Speaker 2: I mean that with love.
Speaker 3: Oh yeah, the best kind of psychos.
Speaker 2: But like, dude, I just watched this guy. He's an
Speaker 2: emt up in that area. Pretty Much every time the
Speaker 2: Bills play, they have to have multiple ambulances on standby
Speaker 2: because they are going to have people get back in
Speaker 2: shoulder injuries from throwing themselves from like five stories up
Speaker 2: onto tables. Because that's the thing with the Bill's Mafia.
Speaker 2: It's like for that type of fan base, for that
Speaker 2: type of like real hive mind mentality of like fuck, yeah,
Speaker 2: let's go.
Speaker 4: I gotta respect it, man, get the boys a win.
Speaker 2: But oh yeah, because it's the stage.
Speaker 4: I'm kind of thinking DC's gonna take it all.
Speaker 3: Yeah, I could see that. M Matt said he should
Speaker 3: be like, oh, and the CIA killed Kennedy at the
Speaker 3: last second.
Speaker 2: I think RFK is going to get in and even
Speaker 2: though it has nothing to do with the job that
Speaker 2: he is listed as doing. I still think he's gonna
Speaker 2: go up in there and turn up the heat and
Speaker 2: start the blender, if you will. I just see him
Speaker 2: stern shit up.
Speaker 3: Casey said, if he can get a quarter of what
Speaker 3: he said done, America will be better. Agreed. Yeah, I
Speaker 3: mean it's a lot of promises and a lot of
Speaker 3: great promises. And I mean he's talking about like, welcome
Speaker 3: to the Golden Age of America. I'm like, fucking I'm
Speaker 3: happy to be alive in this time. If that's for real,
Speaker 3: you know, one hundred percent.
Speaker 2: I saw a comment earlier that said, like, yo, with
Speaker 2: the cartails being listed to terrors, where my weed guy
Speaker 2: gonna get his stuff from bro We grow it here,
Speaker 2: it grows everywhere. There's multiple states that have made it
Speaker 2: legal and all this stuff. You know, I'm not worried
Speaker 2: about this. It's gonna be fine.
Speaker 3: I've been smoking the legal shit in Texas from all
Speaker 3: the weed dispensaries. It's not even necessarily weed dispensary. It's
Speaker 3: not I mean, it's weed, but it's not weed, you
Speaker 3: know what I mean. But I don't know it works
Speaker 3: the same for me, Matt said. Everyone welcomed Canada as
Speaker 3: the newest State of America.
Speaker 2: Oh, I will say this also with Greenland being brought up,
Speaker 2: I just recently found that out. Did you know Greenland
Speaker 2: is a part of the Denmark Commonwealth.
Speaker 18: Yeah.
Speaker 2: Yeah, that's wild off of some old like Nordic law
Speaker 2: that got put down and then taken away, and then
Speaker 2: after World War two kind of got done again. It's
Speaker 2: I had no idea that Greenland was like subservient or
Speaker 2: in somehow connected like that to to That's why.
Speaker 3: Supposedly Denmark is open to talks with that. Did you
Speaker 3: hear about that?
Speaker 2: I mean, look, I don't think we could take it
Speaker 2: on as another state because then it's its own inherent problems.
Speaker 2: But like a new US territory, I am mad at it.
Speaker 2: It's very cold in Greenland. It's basically a giant iceberg
Speaker 2: where like not many people live. They don't have much industry,
Speaker 2: but it's a very strategic location in the north. So
Speaker 2: like Okay, Canada also becoming the fifty first state. I
Speaker 2: don't know. I'm not saying no fucking worry, I'm I
Speaker 2: don't know how that would play out, but I am
Speaker 2: very interested to see what happens now that Trudeau is
Speaker 2: gonna be gone and even if that doesn't happen, even
Speaker 2: if Canada doesn't ever become associated with America in any way,
Speaker 2: shape or form, I just want to see Canadians take
Speaker 2: back Canada, like, you know what, take back control over
Speaker 2: your nation from the communists.
Speaker 19: I like that.
Speaker 3: It can't be you can't be so nice though while
Speaker 3: you're doing that.
Speaker 2: Unfortunately, you know, Canada gets a weird reputation for being
Speaker 2: overly nice. If you look at the war records from
Speaker 2: units that do get sent overseas, Canada is some war
Speaker 2: crime committing motherfuckers. Like they are so nice until they
Speaker 2: have to not be, and then all bets are off.
Speaker 2: Like I'm talking slit and throats, dude, snaping necks and
Speaker 2: cash and checks. It's actually pretty inspiring.
Speaker 3: Oh dude, Well, I mean an event like you can
Speaker 3: only be so nice for so long until it just
Speaker 3: bottles up and then you just got to release that,
Speaker 3: you know what I mean?
Speaker 2: You know they everybody looks at Normandy, the beaches at
Speaker 2: Omaha Beach, American troops, yeah, all the things, all the respect.
Speaker 2: If anybody ever looks at what the Canadian troops did
Speaker 2: during World War Two and how they were not known
Speaker 2: for taking any prisoners like minimal if any. Yeah, Canada
Speaker 2: is not the ones to fuck around with whenever you
Speaker 2: put them behind the trigger. So I hope that they
Speaker 2: can reclaim their country for Canada by Canada, the same
Speaker 2: that I'm hoping America can reclaim this country for Americans,
Speaker 2: buy Americans. I'm excited.
Speaker 3: GQ said, medbeds, come on, medbeds. You know what's funny
Speaker 3: about that is that our boy, Matt Rife has been
Speaker 3: in talks with other people who are basically going to
Speaker 3: be implementing the Rife machine with the medbed which actually
Speaker 3: does make a lot of sense. So he said, you know,
Speaker 3: just stand by. It's he's in talks with that right now.
Speaker 3: So I don't know how long that's gonna take, but
Speaker 3: it seems to be something that's in the work. So
Speaker 3: that is sick. I'm just happy to, like, you know,
Speaker 3: be a part of I'm just happy that we know
Speaker 3: him for that kind of stuff, you know what I mean,
Speaker 3: Like it's super cool to like be a part of
Speaker 3: that in a way.
Speaker 4: Oh dude, he Matt Rife is one.
Speaker 2: Of those people that is involved in so many different
Speaker 2: things that like it's insane that his brain is working
Speaker 2: at that high of an rpm.
Speaker 19: You know what I mean.
Speaker 2: And I'll say this, I have been using the rife
Speaker 2: machine at my house pretty much daily for the past
Speaker 2: few weeks.
Speaker 4: Y'ah cannot I can't. I can't promote it enough.
Speaker 2: If you haven't, please go check out Real Rife Technologies
Speaker 2: use the promo code cult at checkout. Yes, I understand
Speaker 2: it is an expensive, uh investment, but I can assure
Speaker 2: you it is an investment to your personal health and
Speaker 2: well being.
Speaker 3: Very worth on that, very worth it. And you do
Speaker 3: get ten percent off if you've used our promo code.
Speaker 3: But but yeah, uh, what else do we got to do?
Speaker 3: Spirit animals said, China don't want the smoke. We just
Speaker 3: fly condoms over again and mess with their egos and
Speaker 3: then eagle screech freedom rings.
Speaker 2: Indeed, indeed, uh yeah, And I saw somebody else put
Speaker 2: like condoms that are way too big for them and
Speaker 2: shit or try to fuck with their birth rates again. Look,
Speaker 2: they already did that to themselves. They they screwed themselves
Speaker 2: out of their own birth rates. We really don't need
Speaker 2: to help them on that regard.
Speaker 3: That'd be fucked up to send over a bunch of
Speaker 3: trojan magnums over there.
Speaker 2: Tell them it's Trojan magnums, but it's the size of
Speaker 2: your pinky.
Speaker 3: Make him feel that's fucked up.
Speaker 15: M m mmm.
Speaker 3: Where else do we go?
Speaker 18: Dude?
Speaker 3: That is crazy? Oh yeah, it was great about how
Speaker 3: Carrie Underwood was just started going straight up a cappella
Speaker 3: over there. Dude, that was great. I love the way
Speaker 3: that worked out, just like sentimental. I think, like of
Speaker 3: the moment, it couldn't have like it was a beautiful mistake,
Speaker 3: I thought, the way that works.
Speaker 4: Wait, what is Trump doing now?
Speaker 2: He looks like he's signing executive orders into office as
Speaker 2: we speak, already share the screen. One moment another shit.
Speaker 3: Nicholas, go ahead before we get that started.
Speaker 20: Though, I was gonna say to you, I don't know
Speaker 20: if you'll saw Trump talking the other day about how
Speaker 20: day won in office. He was gonna be like giving
Speaker 20: some explanations for the drones and stuff. So I'll be
Speaker 20: interested to see what he actually says about them.
Speaker 3: Oh I hope, so, thank you, sir. What is happening,
Speaker 3: I'll turn it upstood.
Speaker 11: If they take control of the government, let's do that.
Speaker 2: That's important.
Speaker 3: I think I think we have fifteen commissioned chairman and
Speaker 3: acting chairman.
Speaker 36: Wointments said, good commissioned chairman, chairman. He was number one
Speaker 36: at harbor LS.
Speaker 18: You know what I mean.
Speaker 19: Good counsel.
Speaker 3: They have something again, fucking Chuck Chumers over there. Lastly,
Speaker 3: we have a proclamation ordering on all future inauguration days,
Speaker 3: including this inauguration day, that flags shall be float at
Speaker 3: full nast.
Speaker 19: Very important.
Speaker 3: He does have excellent penmanship. By the way, have you
Speaker 3: seen that.
Speaker 2: For the amount of things that he had to sign?
Speaker 2: You know what I mean? This is so good.
Speaker 18: The temperature was seventy degrees.
Speaker 36: There's something to.
Speaker 11: The good acoustics.
Speaker 2: Yes, all right, that much. Okay, So that was basically
Speaker 2: him signing the paperwork to put himself into this position,
Speaker 2: basically signing the signing the order, if.
Speaker 3: You will, taking control of the government was one of them. Yeah, yeah,
Speaker 3: it's probably the standard ship that they all do. Yeah,
Speaker 3: all right. Uh spirit animals said in bull fighting in Spain,
Speaker 3: they kill the bull and if the and if the
Speaker 3: bull kills the matador, the bull and the bull's mother
Speaker 3: both get killed. Fun fact.
Speaker 4: Okay, so true, but that's not the rodeo. That's that's Spain, bro.
Speaker 2: They do the they do then I remember seeing that
Speaker 2: pop up in response to Carrie Underwood not performing at
Speaker 2: the Rodeos in Texas because it's mean to the animals,
Speaker 2: which again, look I am not I'm not saying that
Speaker 2: it is or isn't. It's not like it's super humane.
Speaker 2: But I'm also not a big fan of the bull fighting.
Speaker 2: For a long time I said I wanted to go
Speaker 2: and see one just for the experience of it. But like, bro,
Speaker 2: that's fucked up. You killing a bull with a sword
Speaker 2: after you poke it and prod it and get it
Speaker 2: pissed off in the whole thing. I'm just I'm not
Speaker 2: about it. I like Florentine football as far as like
Speaker 2: a random, a random sport that I want to go see.
Speaker 4: Have y'all seen that Calico Astoria? Think of how could
Speaker 4: I put this?
Speaker 2: Think of rugby with bare knuckle fistfights, and that's the
Speaker 2: entire sport. You got fifty dudes versus fifty dudes in
Speaker 2: an all out fistfight one v one. You can't team
Speaker 2: up on people, and the object is to move the
Speaker 2: ball from point A to point being make it in
Speaker 2: a goal. But you got to get through a bunch
Speaker 2: of yoked motherfuckers who are trying to actually rip your
Speaker 2: head off in order to do so. It's fascinating.
Speaker 3: I love to watch it. I would not want to
Speaker 3: be a part of that.
Speaker 2: No, no, I don't want to be a part of it.
Speaker 2: I like my armor protecting my face. That's that's a
Speaker 2: me thing. But for the people that are doing the
Speaker 2: Florentine football, I like it savages.
Speaker 3: Hey, even rugby is a savage ass sport, bro.
Speaker 2: Dude, Rugby is not for the faint at heart. Like,
Speaker 2: if you're gonna actually play, if you're just like playing
Speaker 2: around with your friends in the field, that's one thing.
Speaker 36: Uh.
Speaker 2: Like the New Zealand team, the black Shirts, bro, they
Speaker 2: are not here to play a game. They're here for
Speaker 2: fucking warfare. That's a that's beautiful. It's a beautiful game.
Speaker 3: I can appreciate that. Yeah, Matt, I think this was
Speaker 3: in regards to the the first guy that was saying
Speaker 3: the prayer up there. Was it a priest.
Speaker 2: M Oh he's a rabbi, They're oh yeah, yeah, he goes.
Speaker 3: This dude's breath work is borderline sexual.
Speaker 2: I mean, all right, all right, oh my god.
Speaker 3: And then he said this guy is low key edging.
Speaker 2: Dude, I love it.
Speaker 3: He was kind of being real weird about that. I
Speaker 3: thought too.
Speaker 4: I mean, that's the thing.
Speaker 2: When you have there are certain religions and certain denominations
Speaker 2: that will pre write a prayer that they're gonna do
Speaker 2: and then they'll just read it off like a script
Speaker 2: and like cool, that's one method. Then he got Pentecostal
Speaker 2: dude out there that throws that inflection. He's got some
Speaker 2: sway in his voice. He's being ah, oh, and I'll
Speaker 2: say this much too. I'm I will shit on my
Speaker 2: own faith.
Speaker 4: A little bit here.
Speaker 2: The Caucasian grouping of New wage Christianity, the non denominational
Speaker 2: types and all of this. I feel like we're slacking
Speaker 2: a little bit. We don't have no organs going on.
Speaker 2: When Pastor Man makes a good point, we don't have
Speaker 2: no sway. It ain't got no come on now, if
Speaker 2: you're gonna get dis excited at a football game and
Speaker 2: scream your head off, but you're not gonna get this
Speaker 2: excited when you're in the house of God, then like,
Speaker 2: what do we even doing here?
Speaker 13: Dah?
Speaker 2: I'm saying, yeah, I thought that.
Speaker 3: I don't know, dude, It just it not to shit
Speaker 3: on Brandon Crol. He's our boy, right, but he kind
Speaker 3: of had that Brandon Croll to him where he's like,
Speaker 3: don't you know that Jesus loves you when he died
Speaker 3: for your sins? And I'm just like, why you gotta
Speaker 3: be so gay about it? You know, like it's I
Speaker 3: don't I don't know. It just rubs me the wrong
Speaker 3: way whenever that it's talked like that.
Speaker 2: You know, I get that different people need to hear
Speaker 2: it in different ways. Some people need a very passionate, empathetic,
Speaker 2: real heart to heart when you're talking about the Lord
Speaker 2: and Savior and like, that's fine. Certain people will respond
Speaker 2: well to that. Other people will respond well to the
Speaker 2: good Lord above coming down from how clouds of glory
Speaker 2: and saving us second glory glow reck glow ray.
Speaker 4: I'm like, look, I'm gonna be straight up, I like
Speaker 4: that shit.
Speaker 2: That's awesome. Let's get some fire going here.
Speaker 12: Man.
Speaker 4: But I know, I know, I digress.
Speaker 3: Oh my god. Flabbed Jack Johnson said, how was How
Speaker 3: has Hillary not spontaneously combusted with all this prayer?
Speaker 2: I think she probably had like enough evil talismans all
Speaker 2: over her to wear like offset the good nature of
Speaker 2: what was going on. I don't know at this point,
Speaker 2: she didn't have a soul or she I don't even
Speaker 2: know if she can burn with the amount of plastic
Speaker 2: in her.
Speaker 4: I think she's more like melt.
Speaker 3: Maybe Zombie said the black guy needed to go last.
Speaker 3: I think we all agree on that. Yeah, he definitely
Speaker 3: brought to the the correct spirit, the correct amount of spirit.
Speaker 2: I think maybe they didn't know that he was gonna
Speaker 2: do that, so like they just kind of went up
Speaker 2: in order of precedence or whatever. And now looking back,
Speaker 2: it's like same thing with the audio issues that Carrie
Speaker 2: was experiencing. That's kind of like an unplanned event or something.
Speaker 2: So yeah, no, like I said, these inaugurations and these
Speaker 2: big debacles in it, dude, it's a clusterfuck, a massive clusterfuck.
Speaker 3: Matd said that they should bring back the five dollars
Speaker 3: foot long. I agree, uh, hopefully with the economy getting
Speaker 3: back to what it should be. Just don't do it.
Speaker 3: Don't do it with Jared because you know, oh my god.
Speaker 2: Speaking of this week, we will be releasing a Sovereign
Speaker 2: Citizen episode. Jared Fogel will be brought up because he
Speaker 2: one tried to use that sovereign citizen rhetoric to get
Speaker 2: out of laws that he no longer thought applied to him,
Speaker 2: quote unquote, we're going to talk about it all, but no,
Speaker 2: well let's move on.
Speaker 3: I'm probably gonna have something to say in that one.
Speaker 3: But anyway, Matt said, which one smelled like thirteen? Which
Speaker 3: one smelled the thirteen year old boy? It's a quick
Speaker 3: way to tell which one was Catholic. That's fucked up, bro.
Speaker 2: Why did they have that long key? I think it
Speaker 2: was jd Vance's son. Why would you allow him with
Speaker 2: an arm's reach of old sleepy Joe?
Speaker 19: Oh my god.
Speaker 3: Zombie said that was a weak ass salute. Get a
Speaker 3: straight ass knife hand.
Speaker 2: I agree. I agree that Trump's salute was a little lackluster,
Speaker 2: but also he's not a military member. And from when
Speaker 2: I was in DC, I'm gonna be honest with you,
Speaker 2: they stopped saluting worth a fuck at the rank of
Speaker 2: colonel on up, they just going like ood morning. It's like,
Speaker 2: what the fuck is this? Did you just do that
Speaker 2: to me?
Speaker 22: Bro?
Speaker 2: Like what I know? I know? I had a weird
Speaker 2: chip on my shoulder towards pretty much anybody of that
Speaker 2: rank whenever I got there because like, if you're gonna
Speaker 2: do that, so am I and like okay, it was yeah.
Speaker 3: Rose Chaos said, Yo, this is my first live and
Speaker 3: everybody was welcoming Rose Chaos, So welcome to the live show.
Speaker 3: It's always it's always chaos in here. Speaking on your name. Indeed,
Speaker 3: Maga Mama said, seeing him with his grandkids this summer
Speaker 3: at a debate, I think showed his real family side.
Speaker 3: You can't fake that shit. I know from experience. My
Speaker 3: kids did not like my dad and stepmom couldn't fake
Speaker 3: it at all. D Yeah, what else we got?
Speaker 2: Uh?
Speaker 3: Spirit Animal said, I wanted to deploy. I was signed
Speaker 3: as a thirteen seventy one but didn't get to continue.
Speaker 3: I shaped my shaped my leg. I wanted to play
Speaker 3: with things that go boom.
Speaker 2: Yeah, a lot of And dude, there's thousands, thousands of
Speaker 2: post nine eleven veterans that did not deploy, And again
Speaker 2: I get shited on for that. It's like, dude, I
Speaker 2: started joining from twenty ten to twenty fourteen, there were
Speaker 2: still combat operations going on. When the time came for
Speaker 2: me to re enlist and do any of that shit,
Speaker 2: they stopped the forward advancement like pretty much all not all. Yes,
Speaker 2: we had people still getting deployed and sent overseas. I
Speaker 2: get that, And yes there were some random things that
Speaker 2: popped off. The war fighting pretty much stopped at twenty fourteen.
Speaker 2: And when that time came, it was all musing udps.
Speaker 2: I didn't join to do six month boat rides that
Speaker 2: I joined to kick in doors and they sent me
Speaker 2: to DC. And when that time came, dude, it was
Speaker 2: just it was time to cut ties. Besides that, they
Speaker 2: started they repealed the don't asphalle tell They started using
Speaker 2: the military as a show so social experiment. Excuse me, So, yeah,
Speaker 2: you know, hater's gonna hate, Tater's gonna potate. Uh, I
Speaker 2: have have shit on my own quote unquote service enough.
Speaker 2: I'm you know, it is what it is.
Speaker 4: But then these people are like, you know what you're
Speaker 4: talking about?
Speaker 2: Eighteen whiskey means blah blah blah. Why the fuck would
Speaker 2: I know army things. I'm not some sort of a
Speaker 2: source on all things military. I know a very small
Speaker 2: amount about my slice of the pie. But whatever you know,
Speaker 2: I don't know.
Speaker 3: Matt said Trump should bitch slap Biden and then pardon himself. Dude,
Speaker 3: that would have been awesome.
Speaker 2: One good bitch slap might actually end it all for
Speaker 2: Joe though, Like I'm gonna be honest, that might be
Speaker 2: the last slap that ever happens. It might kill him,
Speaker 2: not even on some power slap shit like on that level,
Speaker 2: but like, I don't think it would take much force
Speaker 2: to snap his neck accidentally. I don't know. Umm, gonna
Speaker 2: be a bad look.
Speaker 3: Oh shit, Archer said. Gulf of Mexico is where the
Speaker 3: alien mothership is landing, hence the sudden rename. I don't
Speaker 3: know if that's a joke or or what, but.
Speaker 2: When they land, they're clearly going to know what the
Speaker 2: body of water they're landing in is called. And we
Speaker 2: don't want them thinking that they need to go speak
Speaker 2: to the Mexican president because they landed in his water.
Speaker 4: We need them to come speak to hours. I'm letch you, okay.
Speaker 37: Uh.
Speaker 3: Tim gate Pro said he has said multiple times, if
Speaker 3: we can gain enough funds through tariffs, we could look
Speaker 3: at eliminating the IRS at some point.
Speaker 4: At some point.
Speaker 6: Yeah, I don't know.
Speaker 3: I don't know when, but I don't know when he
Speaker 3: said that initially, so it could be that some point
Speaker 3: is coming up. Sooner than later. Possibly hopefully.
Speaker 4: Let's hope.
Speaker 2: I'm hoping that all of these things happen without any
Speaker 2: kind of like real time gap. It's just gonna happen
Speaker 2: in the next month. But these things do, in fact
Speaker 2: take time to push through. So let's let's keep our
Speaker 2: fingers crossed. Let's hope for the best. Yeah, we'll see
Speaker 2: how it all plays out.
Speaker 3: Oh, Cody said Biden death on the Bengo card. I
Speaker 3: don't know how we didn't fucking put that on there.
Speaker 2: Shit, wait, I thought we did. Wait, damn it got
Speaker 2: to get my notebook. You keep rolling my notebooks in
Speaker 2: the house hold?
Speaker 3: On all right? What else we got here? Hayden said
Speaker 3: sub homies on break at work that I drop in
Speaker 3: for a few minutes. Thank you for everybody that is
Speaker 3: joining us here today. We were not really expecting as
Speaker 3: many people show up for this one because it is
Speaker 3: during the day, it's on a Monday. We just decided,
Speaker 3: like yo, with all of the weird speculation of you know,
Speaker 3: all the theories that could have that could happen to Trump,
Speaker 3: whether you get shot again, or some kind of weird
Speaker 3: government overthrow by the powers that are that we're currently
Speaker 3: in where they're going to try and pull something, And
Speaker 3: it's not totally out of pocket that any of that
Speaker 3: could have happened, because just look at the wild series
Speaker 3: of events that kind of led us to this point. Like,
Speaker 3: of course we're gonna be like eyes wide Old, been
Speaker 3: prepared for literally anything because all of the craziness has
Speaker 3: gone on for so long already. So yeah, that's why
Speaker 3: we really wanted to do the live today because you
Speaker 3: just never know what this kind of crazy shit. So
Speaker 3: what else? Matt said, I'm about to hop on rivals.
Speaker 3: Anyone trying to squad up?
Speaker 22: Oh?
Speaker 3: Is that Marvel Rivals. I've been hearing a lot about that.
Speaker 3: I want to try and get that on. I think
Speaker 3: it's a free game actually, so I might have to
Speaker 3: fuck with that. Matt said, Yo, USPS and Kansas City
Speaker 3: is trash for your information, I sent my boys some
Speaker 3: care packages and they've been sitting there for ten days. Damn,
Speaker 3: that's unfortunate, Matt said, USPS in Kansas City is trash.
Speaker 3: I sent my boys some care packages and they've been
Speaker 3: sitting there for ten days. Oh damn, it'd be that way,
Speaker 3: especially this time of year, probably with the snow. I
Speaker 3: don't know, you know what, we do not in.
Speaker 2: Fact have Biden dying on the bingo card. I think
Speaker 2: we can all just unanimously agree that that needs to
Speaker 2: be added. Correct.
Speaker 4: Yeah, all right, yeah, fuck yeah, Sleepy Joe is no mo.
Speaker 10: Just like no mo.
Speaker 2: Um um.
Speaker 3: Let's see what else Mario said. Gonna be a great
Speaker 3: four years to be an oil and gas industry worker.
Speaker 3: I would say so, especially since he's talking about, like, uh,
Speaker 3: not taxing overtime, which should be a thank god dude.
Speaker 3: People are gonna be making fucking dumb ass money with
Speaker 3: overtime now if if it's not going to be taxed,
Speaker 3: I hate to say it, Husbands, wives, whoever is going
Speaker 3: out to work, you're not gonna be seeing your significant
Speaker 3: other if there's not gonna be a lot of tax
Speaker 3: on overtime.
Speaker 4: Joe, but y'all gonna get some debt paid off, you
Speaker 4: fucking hear me?
Speaker 3: Oh yeah, that house is gonna be paid off in
Speaker 3: like five years.
Speaker 4: All right.
Speaker 2: So Donald Trump is now walking up to another podium.
Speaker 2: He's about to give another speech. But we'd like to
Speaker 2: listen in on that one.
Speaker 3: Yeah, sure, why not?
Speaker 38: Just on the Supreme Court and this group even you've
Speaker 38: heard them breaking into Nana, Hey goodbye, that's song not
Speaker 38: that you know my man.
Speaker 17: The title there.
Speaker 38: Biden relieving the capital. They have been very animated. They
Speaker 38: are not being shy but to be like and they
Speaker 38: don't like and what they like.
Speaker 22: Uh.
Speaker 28: The biggest laws of Trump's inaugural address was the one
Speaker 28: where you said that you see of the US government
Speaker 28: is going to be that there are only two generals.
Speaker 28: That was very clearly they were got both applause here,
Speaker 28: but the number of other ones ones at about America
Speaker 28: asserting itself taking back.
Speaker 2: They leave it to a CNN correspondent to be talking
Speaker 2: over the guy on the fucking microphone on live TV, like,
Speaker 2: shut up.
Speaker 3: I thought that was coming from I thought that was
Speaker 3: coming from when within our chat, but no, everybody else
Speaker 3: is muted, so yeah, it's coming from in there.
Speaker 2: It's this dude on screen right here who's speaking at
Speaker 2: this event and she can't shut fuck up?
Speaker 3: Oh did you? I wanted to ask you, did you
Speaker 3: hit share sound whenever you went to go share the
Speaker 3: screen too?
Speaker 4: I did?
Speaker 2: Can you not hear her?
Speaker 11: Yeah?
Speaker 3: But it sounds a little scratchy.
Speaker 2: Yeah, that's again she is speaking through a mic instead
Speaker 2: of Yeah, history.
Speaker 23: Holding a boat, we record events as they happen, and
Speaker 23: as you can see, she's heard a lot of stuff.
Speaker 23: And as she rides her chariot forward into the future,
Speaker 23: she looks behind her to remember the past. She remains
Speaker 23: here as she has for hundreds of years, a reminder
Speaker 23: that history will remember the events of the present, and
Speaker 23: it is on us to write that history right now.
Speaker 23: Speaking of art, the painting right here before you, I
Speaker 23: chose this painting for this lunch this summer, and it's
Speaker 23: titled American Horizon. It's by Jane Wilson, who grew up
Speaker 23: on her family farm in Seymour, Iowa, coming from the
Speaker 23: middle of our country. Senator Fisher and I both like
Speaker 23: the painting because the artist is from America's heartland, but
Speaker 23: the horizon could easily be Florida. Mister President, I will
Speaker 23: also note that this is the first time in history
Speaker 23: we are featuring the work of a woman artists at
Speaker 23: this lunch, and we thank the Art Institute of Chicago
Speaker 23: for their assistance. Looking at the vast open landscape of
Speaker 23: this painting, we're drawn to the bottom of the frame
Speaker 23: where the land or the water, depending on where you're from,
Speaker 23: meets the sky and the horizon endures. The enduring horizon
Speaker 23: is especially meaningful for us today as we market our
Speaker 23: enduring democracy.
Speaker 39: Hi, guys, I'm here standing in one of the office
Speaker 39: buildings right outside where the capital is. We're trying to
Speaker 39: catch lawmakers getting reaction to what they've seen today, both
Speaker 39: Trump's addressed in the rotunda as well as his remarks
Speaker 39: at the lunch and a lot of the response we're
Speaker 39: getting is actually preemptive response to some of the executive
Speaker 39: orders that we inspect he could sign later today. Some
Speaker 39: of the concerns that we're hearing, especially from Democrats, all
Speaker 39: sort of revolve around some of those immigration executive orders.
Speaker 39: Reuben Diego, who represents the state of Arizona. He's a
Speaker 39: border state member of Congress and he's newly elected to
Speaker 39: the United States Senate.
Speaker 2: He said that he has some.
Speaker 40: Really deep concerns about ending birthright citizenship for people who
Speaker 40: are born to people who are not legally in the
Speaker 40: United States at the time of their birth. He said,
Speaker 40: you know, he just has constitutional questions about that. And
Speaker 40: his concerns were echoed by yet another border state senator,
Speaker 40: Senator Ben Ray Leuhan.
Speaker 3: Let's see going back to the uh going to be
Speaker 3: a four or a great four years to be an
Speaker 3: oil and gas industry worker. People were commenting under it.
Speaker 3: The hard g said, good thing taking pipe this semester.
Speaker 2: Good thing we can pipe. Good thing we've put it
Speaker 2: was incorrect there, big dog. I know what you're trying
Speaker 2: to say, but like, okay, anyway, I was about to
Speaker 2: say it's a good thing. I read the first part
Speaker 2: and we didn't just take that out of context. Mario said,
Speaker 2: bedding and welding and these types of jobs. Listen, y'all
Speaker 2: send your kids to trade school. Now is the time?
Speaker 2: Now is the time?
Speaker 3: Go ahead? R G har g.
Speaker 6: Yeah, my bad.
Speaker 37: That was definitely poorly raised. I am taking pipe class
Speaker 37: or pipe welding class this semester, so to uh, definitely
Speaker 37: getting my trade crafts much better.
Speaker 2: So you guys, hey, thanks to love you and uh yeah,
Speaker 2: definitely pipe welding. It's uh, I've been told it's some
Speaker 2: of the most difficult welding to do, especially overhead pipe welding. However, bro,
Speaker 2: you get your hand in it and you follow that
Speaker 2: bead and you figure out what you got to do
Speaker 2: to get the temperature right and the colors right and
Speaker 2: everything bro get after it. There ain't nothing but money
Speaker 2: to make in this motherfucker.
Speaker 37: So the way only reason why I don't necessarily know
Speaker 37: if I want to go to the pipe route specifically
Speaker 37: is just because the hours, Like I don't mind ten
Speaker 37: hour days, twelve hour days, thirteen fourteen is getting there.
Speaker 37: I know that pipewolders like sixteen hour days, six days
Speaker 37: a week is not uncommon. Yeah, so for well, I
Speaker 37: would be hiring. Obviously there are people to do it. Second,
Speaker 37: but I don't know how they would feel about the
Speaker 37: whole Jewish thing, and that might preclude some of the
Speaker 37: whole Hey, guys, I can't work from Friday night Saturday night.
Speaker 37: They're like, oh, well, we can't do that. So but no,
Speaker 37: I think, thank God, things will work out as they're
Speaker 37: supposed to.
Speaker 2: I can't speak on behalf of everywhere in the country.
Speaker 2: I can speak on behalf of Texas and Louisiana. Holy
Speaker 2: Days are not observed on a job site, that's for sure. Now,
Speaker 2: if you were to get a job as a pipe
Speaker 2: welder in like a fab shop or something like that
Speaker 2: where you're prefabing pipe to be sent out to the
Speaker 2: field or whatever, you might be able to have a
Speaker 2: little more wiggle room with that, the money will not
Speaker 2: be as good. The money is in that turnaround time,
Speaker 2: that double time.
Speaker 4: Work, and they will work you like a Hebrew slave.
Speaker 2: Oh okay, the phrasing that I'm sorry, I know you
Speaker 2: are a Jewish person, that was not wow wow. So
Speaker 2: first of all, that's hilarious.
Speaker 37: Second of all, I currently work for brick company, soot
Speaker 37: how about.
Speaker 2: That for a Come on, dude, the jokes right themselves
Speaker 2: then whatever?
Speaker 18: Right?
Speaker 37: Like, So that's my favorite, my favorite joggling during during passover.
Speaker 2: You know, hopefully next year I'll get a better job
Speaker 2: not making bricks. Joe, right, you do feel the call
Speaker 2: of the ancestors a little bit?
Speaker 37: Oh so yeah, absolutely absolutely, jokes are jokes are more
Speaker 37: than appreciated. I have a rather tough and rough skin,
Speaker 37: so like it takes a lot to breakthrough.
Speaker 4: So no, you're good, Yeah, no doubt.
Speaker 2: I just don't expect that they will take the Sabbath
Speaker 2: to be a holy day regardless. Honestly, most fab shops
Speaker 2: don't work on weekends unless they have like a big
Speaker 2: order coming out and they have to get this to
Speaker 2: build and whatever. So with that being said, just having
Speaker 2: pipe welding in your repertoire and being like a certified
Speaker 2: pipe welder, that's gonna open many doors for you regardless.
Speaker 37: So sure, so we'll see how the five and six
Speaker 37: you goes. I already had my certification for one through
Speaker 37: four as far as normal seventy eight scheen stick g
Speaker 37: but so we'll see another case.
Speaker 21: More experience is always welcome, and it's always good to
Speaker 21: have something in your back'll say hey, I can make, Hey,
Speaker 21: I can take, hey, I can stick. So and at
Speaker 21: the end of the day, like with all this industry,
Speaker 21: it's gonna do nothing but benefit me a long run.
Speaker 2: One percent. Dude, Yeah, it's gonna be a good time
Speaker 2: to be alive for the tradesman in this country. That's
Speaker 2: for damn sure.
Speaker 4: All right, let's get back to the chat here, Jonathan.
Speaker 3: Oh, okay, Yeah, we're pretty much caught up, but we
Speaker 3: can go over a couple more things.
Speaker 19: Do do do you?
Speaker 3: Welder? Mario said, welder's make big money in my industry.
Speaker 3: Most pipeline I've built with I built was done with stick.
Speaker 3: And then Hargie said, that's what I hear about pipe
Speaker 3: being done with stick. I've been doing this for about
Speaker 3: three plus years so far, and then Shoddy, I love it,
Speaker 3: said hey, Jonathan, it's a high of eleven degrees during
Speaker 3: the day here in the burg, going to be negative
Speaker 3: three tonight in Pittsburgh. Oh shit, I'm not gonna lie, dude.
Speaker 3: It's so they're supposed to be. I was in Louisiana
Speaker 3: over the weekend, you know, hanging out with my daughter
Speaker 3: and my niece or my nieces and nephew. Well my
Speaker 3: nephew wasn't there, but so I was over there, and
Speaker 3: you know, there's been everybody knows that the snow is
Speaker 3: going to be coming on Tuesday, right And I went outside,
Speaker 3: and it's been pretty fucking cold here the past few days,
Speaker 3: especially today, dude. It's for freezing outside right now in Texas,
Speaker 3: it is. And and so whenever I was out there,
Speaker 3: I walked outside and I was like, this is so familiar,
Speaker 3: Like I could almost smell snow coming, Like it's such
Speaker 3: a weird thing that was going on.
Speaker 32: I was.
Speaker 3: I was outside and I talked to my sister. Now
Speaker 3: we you know, she lives in Louisiana now, and you
Speaker 3: know we're but we're from Pittsburgh. And I said, you know,
Speaker 3: what's really strange is that I know that snow is
Speaker 3: coming because you can literally walk outside and you smell it.
Speaker 3: It's like a smell that like I haven't smelled literally
Speaker 3: since I lived in Pennsylvania, and and I you know,
Speaker 3: we'd seen snow a little bit here and there in Louisiana.
Speaker 3: Nothing crazy, usually melted by noon if it does fall.
Speaker 3: But no, I think that the snow is definitely gonna
Speaker 3: be hitting hard because that was I haven't smelled that
Speaker 3: in forever, just the just to reminisce in that, and
Speaker 3: it was so cool. But I do have fond memories
Speaker 3: in the snow. I mean, of course I didn't have
Speaker 3: I didn't even get my license until I moved to
Speaker 3: the South, so I never had to drive in it.
Speaker 3: But as a kid, it was the shit going out
Speaker 3: and playing in the snow. That's like some of my
Speaker 3: best memories, dude, playing football in the snow, building igloos,
Speaker 3: having snowball fights, going sledding and snowboarding. Like it's dude,
Speaker 3: there's a lot of fun shit. So yeah, definitely stay
Speaker 3: off the road if you if you got like some
Speaker 3: heavy snow coming, if you're down the nouth, in the snouth,
Speaker 3: in the South, I will I doubt that anybody's even
Speaker 3: selling sleds out here, but I'll.
Speaker 2: Make my own if it gets that thick About to say,
Speaker 2: but there any unsuspecting trash can lid can become a
Speaker 2: sled real quick, you know what I mean. So like
Speaker 2: there's ways, there are there are ways.
Speaker 3: I mean, they have like a toboggans and shit that
Speaker 3: you can I mean usually they're for the water, but
Speaker 3: you can use them just the same in the snow.
Speaker 4: We got knee boards for the water.
Speaker 18: Here.
Speaker 4: You wakeboards and shit that will work very well.
Speaker 2: In a pinch.
Speaker 3: But a little boogie board action.
Speaker 2: Oh fuck yeah, dude, come on, hell, you're telling me
Speaker 2: you're not gonna go body surfing down the largest hill
Speaker 2: you can find.
Speaker 3: You're crazy, scar right, Although there ain't no hills in Louisiana.
Speaker 2: It's all flat fun Well. I was gonna say, maybe
Speaker 2: on the side of some of some roads, but that
Speaker 2: usually leads to a ditch. It's gonna be full of
Speaker 2: frozen water, so maybe not. The snow goes. It's yeah,
Speaker 2: it's not the worst thing. Ever, It's not like a
Speaker 2: guaranteed death sentence. The people on average here do not
Speaker 2: know how to drive in the snow, so they do,
Speaker 2: in fact need to stay off the roads. But like,
Speaker 2: if you know what you're doing, then go for it.
Speaker 2: You know, understand that your brakes are not gonna work
Speaker 2: so well for the first like mile or two. You're
Speaker 2: gonna have to like pump them a good bit to
Speaker 2: kind of knock all the ice off. And shit, it's
Speaker 2: it's a process, but it's not god awful.
Speaker 3: Yeah yeah, I mean it's scary if you haven't done
Speaker 3: it before, right, But Shoddy said it's going to be
Speaker 3: negative eleven tomorrow night.
Speaker 2: Fuck that, dude, Fuck that.
Speaker 4: I don't understand.
Speaker 2: I mean, I'm good.
Speaker 3: I'm good with like the thirties, maybe even the twenties,
Speaker 3: but you start going negative, it's like, get me out
Speaker 3: of here, zombie. Go ahead.
Speaker 35: So they're actually talking about closing down like all the
Speaker 35: bridges everywhere because it's so cold quote unquote here in Louisiana.
Speaker 35: They're going to close all the bridges. And I was
Speaker 35: talking to a girlfriend of mine that's in Canada, and
Speaker 35: she's like, what do you mean they're closing anything down.
Speaker 2: I didn't realize this.
Speaker 35: But they won't shut the bus routes down for their
Speaker 35: children unless it's negative forty five degrees celsius.
Speaker 2: Well, like special.
Speaker 34: Boots and I'm not kidding they had because she used
Speaker 34: to be a bus driver.
Speaker 2: They have like special boots and special.
Speaker 35: Tires that they have up there so that way they
Speaker 35: keep running in like massive snow.
Speaker 3: Jacob, do you remember that real quick, Jacob? You remember
Speaker 3: whenever they shut down in Louisiana. I don't know if
Speaker 3: it was last year year before, whenever they shut it,
Speaker 3: they shut school down because the wind was going.
Speaker 15: To be too cold.
Speaker 3: I was like, yeah, what kind of pussy's is this, dude, Like,
Speaker 3: you're shutting it down because kids are gonna freeze at
Speaker 3: the bus stop with the with the Arctic wins, the
Speaker 3: Arctic wins in the thirties, that's not arctic.
Speaker 2: So, just so everybody's clear, negative forty is that magical
Speaker 2: temperature which is actually the same in fahrenheit as it
Speaker 2: is in celsius. So we were talking about negative forty
Speaker 2: below and these people are then at that time saying, Okay,
Speaker 2: maybe it's a little too cold, maybe we need to
Speaker 2: stans bro again. I understand that I'm biased, and I'm
Speaker 2: trying to not throw hatred. I don't I don't understand
Speaker 2: how those pieces fit together, of why people live in
Speaker 2: such an environment. I to these people, I'm sure they
Speaker 2: love it. It's just they're they're cold natured by blood,
Speaker 2: and that's that's wonderful for them. I my god, I'd
Speaker 2: rather die, Like, I would literally rather die.
Speaker 3: It's a painful. It's painful being that cold, like really
Speaker 3: it is, white boy wizard shot out, said Bengo Card.
Speaker 3: We get new updated sky blimps slash Zeppelin for us
Speaker 3: to fly in hashtag bring back airships. Hmmm, it's not
Speaker 3: that crazy because Trump was talking about bringing back flying cars,
Speaker 3: so that way, he didn't say that that long ago. Yeah,
Speaker 3: but airships, that's airships are fucking awesome, dude. Like you
Speaker 3: see like a bunch of those those airships back in
Speaker 3: the times of like the World's Fair and shit like that. Dude,
Speaker 3: those things are so sick.
Speaker 2: I mean, Zeppelins are cool. And aside from the Hindenburg, Yes,
Speaker 2: I understand that that was a combination of things that
Speaker 2: shouldn't have been put together. That were put together. Like
Speaker 2: the technology that we have these days, it's way safer.
Speaker 2: I get that, But that's also a really inefficient way
Speaker 2: of traveling because it takes you like five times longer
Speaker 2: than if you would have just driven or and if
Speaker 2: you were going to just fly on a plane, you
Speaker 2: could get there so much faster. I don't know.
Speaker 3: It's like kind of meant to be also a joy ride, though,
Speaker 3: isn't it.
Speaker 2: If you're talking about just for leisure, they'd be like
Speaker 2: going up in a hot air balloon. It's like, that's cool,
Speaker 2: but it's not a very efficient way to get from
Speaker 2: point A to point B. Although you can't steer those
Speaker 2: you go with the winds. Skyblimps or skycabins what even
Speaker 2: call them. They can be controlled and you know all
Speaker 2: of that, but the conditions do have to be right.
Speaker 2: They can only they can't do it in like strong,
Speaker 2: strong winds. I don't know if I would see that
Speaker 2: as a new viable way of transportation. I could, however,
Speaker 2: see possibly upsized drones being used to carry large like
Speaker 2: cabins of people from point A to point B, kind
Speaker 2: of like a helicopter, but more user friendly and I'm
Speaker 2: able to carry more people.
Speaker 3: I'm wondering if it's kind of like a so my
Speaker 3: wife works for carnival cruises, right, I wonder if it's
Speaker 3: kind of like that. Yes, it's like you're not going
Speaker 3: to get on a cruise ship like to get from
Speaker 3: point A to point B with the quickness or anything.
Speaker 3: But it could it just be for like it's almost
Speaker 3: like a little vacation. You get to go super high
Speaker 3: up in the sky and it's like a sky vacation
Speaker 3: almost at that point.
Speaker 2: I don't know, now that would be interesting. I don't
Speaker 2: know if that's Bingo card worthy though, what does everybody
Speaker 2: else think? I'm down to add whatever we have as
Speaker 2: of this moment, three spaces left before the Bingo card
Speaker 2: is completely filled.
Speaker 4: So I don't sky shifts being more? Eh huh, you
Speaker 4: never know, possible.
Speaker 3: We can throw it out there as a possible what theo.
Speaker 4: I'll put it on the bottom as a subadendum.
Speaker 3: Blue Collar rock Star said, that's uh, that's what I'm on.
Speaker 3: I was losing too much money trying to go to school. Though,
Speaker 3: Oh okay, it's talking about the pipe fitting. White Boy
Speaker 3: Wizard said negative eight in Idaho today. My nipples are
Speaker 3: hard as.
Speaker 4: Fuck, My boy, I love you to death, but I
Speaker 4: just I don't get it.
Speaker 3: Protect those nips, Protect those nips, sir.
Speaker 2: Put bandates on the nest, big dog. We don't have
Speaker 2: very much crime and bullshit in these areas because most
Speaker 2: of those people with those attitudes can't handle negative eight.
Speaker 3: Degres sounds about it.
Speaker 2: Also, who's gonna go out and do some sort of
Speaker 2: insurrection in negative eight nobody's looting, nobody's even getting out
Speaker 2: of that.
Speaker 3: No, yeah, it's just not going to go to them.
Speaker 3: Uh yeah, you don't really hear a lot of crime
Speaker 3: within the the Inuit scene.
Speaker 2: You mean the Mormons. But okay, I was just I
Speaker 2: we got not eskimo.
Speaker 3: Jacob got shipped on a couple of years ago because
Speaker 3: he said eskimo.
Speaker 2: It was like it was a bludgeon idea that was
Speaker 2: I didn't know it was a bad word, y'all.
Speaker 4: My bad, but good God almighty.
Speaker 3: That's like the N word to the Inuits, I guess,
Speaker 3: which I didn't know that either.
Speaker 2: Again, super apologetic, y'all. I did, in fact mean the
Speaker 2: native tribes of of the Arctic Circle.
Speaker 3: Which, by the way, we were taught the word eskimo
Speaker 3: in school. That's not like something that that like our
Speaker 3: parents taught us or something like that, you know.
Speaker 4: Yeah, but it's also like getting gypped. That's extremely offensive
Speaker 4: to gypsies.
Speaker 2: And it's like, wait, that's what that means, Like I
Speaker 2: actually had never seen the word written out, but like, okay,
Speaker 2: that is in fact a derogatory slang term.
Speaker 3: Like I mean, it's the same thing like Hard G.
Speaker 3: I'm sure has heard like getting jewed right, Like it's
Speaker 3: it's the same kind of shit.
Speaker 2: Yeah, of course, yeah, I get it. So I mean
Speaker 2: we learn as we go, y'all. We were taught incorrectly
Speaker 2: in certain ways. We are educating ourselves. We're evolving, y'all.
Speaker 2: Are all a part of this growth process.
Speaker 3: White Boy Wizard said, snow is the fucking best with
Speaker 3: a seventy six hundred pound turbo diesel that sticks to
Speaker 3: the road like a motherfucker. I'm an absolute heathen on
Speaker 3: icy roads. Other driver is mad, but I'm having a blast,
Speaker 3: so fuck them.
Speaker 19: I like it.
Speaker 2: If you got the proper equipment, anytime can be a
Speaker 2: good time, you know what I mean. In Louisiana, we
Speaker 2: don't have the proper equipment. We don't have the proper
Speaker 2: facilities for that, big man, We ain't about it.
Speaker 3: Yeah, Hard G posted a picture that's a lot of
Speaker 3: snow looks like about what almost I'm near a foot
Speaker 3: of snow that looks like fresh shit too.
Speaker 37: Yeah, this is what Colorado got these past couple of
Speaker 37: days with this arctic whatever.
Speaker 19: But it was been cold as shit.
Speaker 37: I think on Saturday it was down I think to
Speaker 37: negative ten. Today's down to like negative four.
Speaker 11: So it's cold as shit.
Speaker 2: Yea wild times for an inauguration day, I'll say that much.
Speaker 3: Yeah, big time. There was another one that I wanted
Speaker 3: to see anyway. Yeah, it pretty much catches us up.
Speaker 3: Zombie said, how long is the live going to? We're
Speaker 3: actually about to wrap it up now, I think, yeah,
Speaker 3: I mean we're done with the inauguration. We've you know,
Speaker 3: this is about our typical time that we would wrap
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Speaker 2: Indeed, Samuel, can you give us our proper sendoff?
Speaker 26: Send off, Jesse pull wherever you are it pleased to
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Speaker 2: Also raise Hell Poisdale. Yeah, yee, all right, that was
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Speaker 3: It's the whitest lame as gee I could have probably
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Speaker 2: But I just I don't.
Speaker 3: I feel bad saying it because I'm not technically a Southerner.
Speaker 3: You know, that's just a Southern thuff.
Speaker 24: You've been what how many years have you been in
Speaker 24: the South now.
Speaker 3: Longer than I lived in the North. So yeah, I
Speaker 3: guess it's probably about right.
Speaker 24: So you're not a Yankee at this point.
Speaker 26: You're a damn Yankee and you've adopted the Southern hospitality.
Speaker 27: You one of us.
Speaker 2: You're just a transplant.
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