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<v Speaker 1>Callaroga, Shark Media, find me home. Johnny Mack with your

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<v Speaker 1>daily comedy news. Ellen Degenerous's news specialist out on Netflix today.

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<v Speaker 1>I love this tweet from Michael Ian Black, who wrote,

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<v Speaker 1>she's saying she got kicked out of show business during

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<v Speaker 1>her special on the top page streaming platform in the world.

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<v Speaker 1>Well done. Hey, you know who's really good at keeping

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<v Speaker 1>a secret? John Mullaney Say? John Mullaney had a massive

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<v Speaker 1>drug problem. He wouldn't let you know or say he

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<v Speaker 1>was going to have a second child. He wouldn't tell

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<v Speaker 1>you about it. But Olivia Munn went on Instagram and

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<v Speaker 1>wrote May June Mulaney came into the world September fourteenth,

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<v Speaker 1>twenty twenty four, the year of the Dragon. May spells

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<v Speaker 1>her name me e I. Olivia Munn wrote, I had

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<v Speaker 1>so many profound emotions about not being able to carry

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<v Speaker 1>my daughter. When I first met our gestational surrogate, we

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<v Speaker 1>spoke mother to mother. She showed me so much grace

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<v Speaker 1>and understanding. I knew I had found a real life angel.

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<v Speaker 1>Words cannot express my gratitude that she kept our baby

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<v Speaker 1>safe for nine months and made our dreams come true.

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<v Speaker 1>I'm so proud of my little plum my little Dragon,

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<v Speaker 1>for making the journey to be with us. My heart

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<v Speaker 1>has exploded. She added that May means plum in Chinese.

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<v Speaker 1>Mulanie shared the photo on his Instagram as well, but

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<v Speaker 1>also added a video of baby May spitting up on

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<v Speaker 1>Malany's shirt. Has he burped her? Now? If you're a

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<v Speaker 1>regular listener to this program, you may have picked up

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<v Speaker 1>I'm not the biggest fan of most Adams Sailor movies, although,

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<v Speaker 1>to be fair to Adam Sandler, like three of the

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<v Speaker 1>last five have been pretty good, so maybe he's getting better,

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<v Speaker 1>Which leads to the question should I be in an

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<v Speaker 1>Adam Sandler movie? I saw this on backstage September twenty

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<v Speaker 1>fourth in New Jersey, West Orange, New Jersey. I could

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<v Speaker 1>be there in half an hour. Exterior day shoot non

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<v Speaker 1>SAG rate one hundred and seventy six dollars for ten hours.

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<v Speaker 1>That's sixteen dollars an hour. The background role is not

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<v Speaker 1>covered by SAG After CBA, you must be able to

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<v Speaker 1>present valid ID to fill out a Federal I nine

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<v Speaker 1>form to be paid. Height, weight, and clothing sizes are

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<v Speaker 1>used for costuming purposes only, unless needed for the casting

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<v Speaker 1>of stand ins or photo doubles. What's crazy is the

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<v Speaker 1>listing says Monday September twenty fourth. That's not a thing

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<v Speaker 1>this year, the next Monday September twenty fourth, probably for

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<v Speaker 1>not another five years. I think they misspoke here, but

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<v Speaker 1>it says September twenty fourth twice, so I think that's today.

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<v Speaker 1>Should I go? Should I be in an Adam Sandler movie?

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<v Speaker 1>Wouldn't that be amazing? Do you like Saturday Night Live? Well, good,

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<v Speaker 1>because we are going to talk about Saturday Night Live

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<v Speaker 1>every single day for the next nine months. Let's pick

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<v Speaker 1>away at that Lorne Michael's interview, he was talking about

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<v Speaker 1>the Shane Gillis incident, as it's now called Wow. Lauren said,

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<v Speaker 1>we had a bad time when I added Shane to

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<v Speaker 1>the cast in twenty nineteen. He got beat up for

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<v Speaker 1>things he'd done years earlier, and the overaction to it

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<v Speaker 1>was so stunning, and the velocity of it was two

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<v Speaker 1>hundred Asian companies were going to boycott the show. It

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<v Speaker 1>became a scandal, and I go, no, no, he's just

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<v Speaker 1>starting and he's really funny, and you don't know how

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<v Speaker 1>we're gonna use him. Well, that's interesting. Why did you

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<v Speaker 1>fire him? Then? Back then Shane apologized to anyone who's

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<v Speaker 1>actually offended by anything I said. He later called his

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<v Speaker 1>own apology corny and took it back. You may recall

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<v Speaker 1>Shane Gillis hosted SNL in February. Lord said, oh right,

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<v Speaker 1>he's really tilted. He would have been really good for us.

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<v Speaker 1>I dabbled with this yesterday. Who's going to play Trump?

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<v Speaker 1>I'm very sad to think that they might not have

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<v Speaker 1>James Austin Johnson do Trump, especially if they bring Alec

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<v Speaker 1>Baldwin back. They asked Lauren point blank, Well Johnson continue

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<v Speaker 1>playing Trump. Where do you welcome Alec Baldwin back? Lauren said,

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<v Speaker 1>I think James will be there, but I don't want

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<v Speaker 1>to get into what I'm doing. Trump has morphed. James,

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<v Speaker 1>who I think is brilliant, played Trumps the sort of

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<v Speaker 1>diminish Trump, the guy at the back of the hardware

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<v Speaker 1>store holding court, and that played because it felt relevant.

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<v Speaker 1>We're gonna have to reinvent it again, because well you

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<v Speaker 1>saw the debate. One of the great parts of show

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<v Speaker 1>business is that you can't come back with the same show.

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<v Speaker 1>So all these characters have to be re examined and

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<v Speaker 1>if it makes sense and feels relevant. You know you're

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<v Speaker 1>on the right track. You know I don't agree, but

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<v Speaker 1>Lord Michaels has been more successful than I have. Who

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<v Speaker 1>am I to tell Lord Michaels that that's a bad

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<v Speaker 1>idea Fifty years in. Of course, we all overlook the

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<v Speaker 1>five years Lauren didn't do SNL forty five of fifty

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<v Speaker 1>years in, Lauren deserves some credit here, younger people. After

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<v Speaker 1>the initial cast left, Lauren also laughed and was not

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<v Speaker 1>the show order from like nineteen eighty through eighty four

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<v Speaker 1>and then came back. Doesn't mean it's bad. I'm just

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<v Speaker 1>telling you what happened. The first year without Lauren was

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<v Speaker 1>a disaster at the show almost got canceled Bavy Club rights.

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<v Speaker 1>Over the last five years alone, the show's adjusted its

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<v Speaker 1>take on Joe Biden at least five times, with Woody

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<v Speaker 1>Harrison and Jim Carrey playing candidate Biden, Alex Moffitt, James

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<v Speaker 1>Austin Johnson, and finally mikey Day playing him as president.

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<v Speaker 1>Lauren told The Hollywood Reporter, I think we have the

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<v Speaker 1>people to play the candidates and it should be fun.

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<v Speaker 1>SNL back Saturday, Chloe Feineman told Variety, I'm hoping that

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<v Speaker 1>I can finally make my Milania Trump debut. She said

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<v Speaker 1>she's been sitting on her impression of Malania for about

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<v Speaker 1>five years. The Gonzaga Bulletin went to go see THEO Vaughn.

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<v Speaker 1>They had a review. Let's see what they said. Armed

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<v Speaker 1>with a mullet Louisiana and accent and a somewhat unorthodox

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<v Speaker 1>comedic style, THEO Vaughn took on the Spokane Arena on

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<v Speaker 1>September twelfth. With the packed house, Vaughn managed to address

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<v Speaker 1>today's topics with his personal flare and humor. Von Sett

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<v Speaker 1>matched the style all of his podcast. He clearly had

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<v Speaker 1>topics that he thought about beforehand and wanted to touch on,

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<v Speaker 1>Yet it seemed most of the show was off the dome.

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<v Speaker 1>The entire energy and success of the event was less

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<v Speaker 1>owned to Vaughn's practice and script, but more to his

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<v Speaker 1>natural Chrisman understanding of his audience. Thus, the show had

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<v Speaker 1>a conversational, casual tone to it. One man ended up

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<v Speaker 1>being the victim of Vaughn's crowd workabilities, with Von jokingly

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<v Speaker 1>accusing him of being a pedophile. The man later revealed

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<v Speaker 1>himself to be working as a teacher. That got a

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<v Speaker 1>lot of laughs. The Gonzaga Bulletin writes perhaps the most

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<v Speaker 1>interesting aspect of Vaughn's companies the underlying sense of satire

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<v Speaker 1>in relation to the topics he seems to enjoy. While

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<v Speaker 1>the audience hangs on every joke about gun ownership and

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<v Speaker 1>down syndrome, they seem to miss the reference to Edgar

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<v Speaker 1>Allen Poe's short story The Tell Tale Heart. Vonn knows

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<v Speaker 1>his audience, but it doesn't seem that the audience knows Vaughn. Interesting.

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<v Speaker 1>Kamala Harris is not going to the Al Smith dinner

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<v Speaker 1>that's being hosted by Jim Gaffigan. Sorry, Jim. Kamala also

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<v Speaker 1>appeared on Oprah's Unite for America rally. On that she said,

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<v Speaker 1>if somebody breaks in my house, they're getting shot. Sorry.

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<v Speaker 1>Also on that phone call Chris Rock who knows. And

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<v Speaker 1>while we're being political, the cast of Veepel reunite for

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<v Speaker 1>a virtual table read in support of helping Dems win

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<v Speaker 1>up and down the ballot and Wisconsin. This takes place

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<v Speaker 1>on the twenty ninth at eight pm. Cast members from

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<v Speaker 1>Veeple perform at table read of the show's third season

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<v Speaker 1>episode Create, hosted by Stephen Colbert, Crate is the season

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<v Speaker 1>three episode where Julia's character finds out the current president

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<v Speaker 1>is stepping down, elevating her to the Oval Office. Julie

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<v Speaker 1>told The Hollywood Reporter, we try to find an old

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<v Speaker 1>episode where the president accused immigrants of eating dogs and

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<v Speaker 1>cats back when we were making VEEP. That seemed insane

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<v Speaker 1>and over the top. Send your letters to Julia Louis Dreyfus.

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<v Speaker 1>I'm just reporting here. Amy Poehler will get top honors

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<v Speaker 1>at the Bring Change to Mind's at twelfth Annual Revels

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<v Speaker 1>and Revelation fundraiser. That is a mouthful. It's an award

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<v Speaker 1>given by Robin Williams children, Zach, Zelda and Cody. The

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<v Speaker 1>honor is presented to entertainers who spread laughter and awareness

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<v Speaker 1>through acts of kindness, charity, and revelatory honesty that makes

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<v Speaker 1>people feel heard, seen, unless alone, and through many ways,

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<v Speaker 1>make the world a brighter, more open, and caring place.

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<v Speaker 1>Amy Polar accept the war during an event held at

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<v Speaker 1>a private residence in Woodside, California, on World of Mental

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<v Speaker 1>Health Day, October tenth. Gavin Mattz is one of the

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<v Speaker 1>comedians you should and will know, according to Vulture, which

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<v Speaker 1>comedian's career trajectory would you most like to follow? He said,

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<v Speaker 1>sindbad Chelsea Preidi, Norm MacDonald, worst show, I love a

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<v Speaker 1>bad show and a bomb. What a funny memory imprint

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<v Speaker 1>to leave on lrandom people who just wanted to have

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<v Speaker 1>a good time. Three years ago, I headlined a show

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<v Speaker 1>in DC. I was forced to deal with a group

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<v Speaker 1>of drunk hecklers for thirty minutes until they were finally

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<v Speaker 1>kicked out. As they were being kicked out, a lady

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<v Speaker 1>from their group sneak attack me on stage, rip the

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<v Speaker 1>mic cord, check the mic across the room. Then another

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<v Speaker 1>person from their group ended up with the mic and

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<v Speaker 1>started explaining their case to the crowd. Was chaos. After

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<v Speaker 1>its settled, they made me go back on stage and

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<v Speaker 1>finish my set. I don't know why I had to

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<v Speaker 1>go back on stage. What's the biggest financial hurdle you've encountered, Gavin?

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<v Speaker 1>I would say that needs to have money and to

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<v Speaker 1>keep pursuing a dream as a pretty tough financial hurdle.

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<v Speaker 1>And stand up. You're constantly going out of pocket. Comedy

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<v Speaker 1>clubs will play for your travel, but only the end

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<v Speaker 1>of your weekend, so you're out like six hundred dollars

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<v Speaker 1>like two months in advance. Baying for travel upfront really

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<v Speaker 1>lessens the incentive for me to want to go to Phoenix.

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<v Speaker 1>All Right, you got an unpopular comedy opinion, Gavin said

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<v Speaker 1>in a random interview I did in twenty one, I

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<v Speaker 1>said that stand up comedian should be forced to retire

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<v Speaker 1>at forty. I take it back. Longevity in comedy is

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<v Speaker 1>a miracle, and I look up to anyone who's made

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<v Speaker 1>a career out of it. Though I do believe you

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<v Speaker 1>should cap out at four comedy specials. You know that's

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<v Speaker 1>probably pretty smart. Best comedy advice, worst comedy advice. Best,

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<v Speaker 1>do not hold the mic in front of your mouth.

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<v Speaker 1>Good advice to save me at least two years of

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<v Speaker 1>talking straight into the microphone. Worst advice. Don't wear those

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<v Speaker 1>pants on stage. Bad advice. Wear whatever you want. And

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<v Speaker 1>that is your comedy news for today. If you enjoy

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<v Speaker 1>the program, tell a friend about it. They might like

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