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Speaker 2: Chris Ray, Gods, Derek Black, Ben and Tom Sway. Sit
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Speaker 3: Welcome to the Star Tank Podcast. Everybody, it's it's another
Speaker 3: day and it's another episode. It's me Chris, it is him, Sweeney,
Speaker 3: it is him, Derek. I don't know when we started
Speaker 3: doing that.
Speaker 4: What naming people?
Speaker 3: Yeah, the the it's being a Tim and Tim getting names.
Speaker 1: What evan like Nate giving people names?
Speaker 3: Oh you mean like the concept of giving names that
Speaker 3: must be relatively that must be relatively new.
Speaker 1: I feel no, I think it's immediate.
Speaker 3: I don't know if it was immediate.
Speaker 4: I think names came with language.
Speaker 1: No yeah, no way, no way.
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Speaker 3: go over to Patreon. Please do it. Save yourself. It's
Speaker 3: a dollar, which in today's economy is like ten cents.
Speaker 3: That's insane.
Speaker 1: It's like, that's bad for them. You're noting it, you're
Speaker 1: not selling it the right way. What do you mean?
Speaker 4: Because for them it means ten cents, that means everything
Speaker 4: that costs so much more.
Speaker 3: Listen, listen, we're not doing it right direct No, listen, listen, listen, listen.
Speaker 3: You're you're not understanding what I'm saying, and I forgive
Speaker 3: you for that video.
Speaker 1: Listen. This is like old school, like milk prices, old
Speaker 1: school meat prices.
Speaker 3: Go over there, give us a dollar. It's the equivalent
Speaker 3: of getting a steak dinner for ten cents, is what
Speaker 3: I'm trying to say.
Speaker 1: That's fair.
Speaker 3: I think it's completely fair. And I think anybody who
Speaker 3: would even remotely disagree or maybe maybe cock their head
Speaker 3: at that, be like what is that?
Speaker 1: What is he talking about?
Speaker 3: I think it's a bad person fundamentally, and they're probably
Speaker 3: on the Epstein list.
Speaker 1: They absolutely are, fundamentally, absolutely and fundamentally, and it's weird
Speaker 1: that they're quiet about it. It's weird.
Speaker 3: It's weird that it's low key weird that you're quiet
Speaker 3: about it. Yeah, yeah, I don't forgive you really starting
Speaker 3: like that shop for merch if you want to jump
Speaker 3: on over there, there are.
Speaker 1: Some shirts for you to buy.
Speaker 4: There is the list gets revealed and it has my
Speaker 4: name nineteen ninety and I'm like, I wasn't here yet.
Speaker 3: And as your name nine nineteen hundred and ninety times
Speaker 3: well has.
Speaker 4: Yeah, but also all before nineteen ninety a year.
Speaker 1: That's crazy.
Speaker 4: I'm like, I wasn't born yet.
Speaker 1: Neteen ninety, nineteen hundred and ninety times. Yeah, that that
Speaker 1: that tracks checks out. I chech out here.
Speaker 4: Why do you save me my name? So many times?
Speaker 1: I really wanted to save Kingston Kingston, I really like
Speaker 1: that's how they get out of it.
Speaker 3: They doctor everybody's names who is on it, and they
Speaker 3: just edit it to be all of them.
Speaker 1: Are you all you? I'm really sorry, Kingston. You were
Speaker 1: the only person on that plane ever ever. You're a
Speaker 1: great guy, and they just wanted to save you the trouble, Like,
Speaker 1: what's about But the American people, they the American people
Speaker 1: voted for me to edit everybody off the list and
Speaker 1: put you on it. He's sorry, he just said, he said,
Speaker 1: is like like we were so close you could have
Speaker 1: gotten away with it.
Speaker 4: What did I say?
Speaker 1: It's real, it's a weird.
Speaker 3: Look, it's a weird It's I feel like things are
Speaker 3: constantly happening. There's a weird thing that happened in the
Speaker 3: last like day or two where Fu and uh, Stephen
Speaker 3: King for some reason, did.
Speaker 1: You see this? Nah?
Speaker 3: I don't really understand what the purpose of this is,
Speaker 3: and I don't know if he's like intended for this
Speaker 3: to come across this way, but regardless, it's so you've
Speaker 3: been out of tweet basically, it was like, uh, yeah,
Speaker 3: the Epstein list is real. So was the Easter Bunny
Speaker 3: in Santa Claus, which like for a guy who wrote
Speaker 3: it with you know, a child gang bang in.
Speaker 1: It, that moment that's not a great thing for that person.
Speaker 4: Moment undercuts that book so much. It's a really good
Speaker 4: book with that moment undercuts so much.
Speaker 3: It's just like the child gang bang in the First
Speaker 3: Star Wars. It completely, it comes out of nowhere and
Speaker 3: there's no reason for the me there.
Speaker 4: Yeah, it's and all of a sudden there's like a
Speaker 4: like a juvenile fucking ewok gang bang. You're like, why
Speaker 4: did I keep mentioned that they're juvenile. The fact that
Speaker 4: it's why do I.
Speaker 1: Keep mentioned stop saying that their kid.
Speaker 3: The fact that it's specifically a two and a half
Speaker 3: hour scene in the middle of this movie is crazy children.
Speaker 1: These are addom children. And I was like, Wow, that's crazy.
Speaker 1: You know, it's crazy, and no one else is gonna dress.
Speaker 1: As much as I love.
Speaker 4: Star Wars, there had to be pedophile Jedies, you know,
Speaker 4: of course, as I love Star Wars without like thinking
Speaker 4: about that, there had to be pedophile you.
Speaker 3: Think, realistically, there had to have been Jedi pedophized.
Speaker 4: If if there's if that world is at any means
Speaker 4: connected to our universe, I think that there were pedophile Jedi.
Speaker 3: I think the point is that it isn't.
Speaker 1: A galaxy far far away in any universe far far.
Speaker 4: Away in a long time, and it's a long time
Speaker 4: ago as well.
Speaker 3: Yeah, I think fundamentally a galaxy in the universe are
Speaker 3: equivalently absurd concepts to me, to the point where like
Speaker 3: the distinction between them is pointless.
Speaker 4: I mean, you're right, I know, I guess, but like
Speaker 4: to a person, to a person that doesn't really understand
Speaker 4: it or study it, like yeah, but like to a
Speaker 4: to a and a city and a planet or like
Speaker 4: both just large.
Speaker 1: Right, But that's what I mean.
Speaker 3: Like, it's irrelevant what a city and what a planet
Speaker 3: is to an ant.
Speaker 1: Why should this be relevant? The galaxy in the univerity,
Speaker 1: you can conceptualize it, yeah, galaxy, Like, look, it can
Speaker 1: be a really it's a galaxy far far away. We
Speaker 1: don't know the answer of far far away means it
Speaker 1: could be fun because far relatively far the Andromeda galaxy
Speaker 1: or the closest galaxy to us is that's right, that
Speaker 1: it's insanely far.
Speaker 3: You know what I mean, because like far far away
Speaker 3: to me is like and two hours is far away,
Speaker 3: so far far away, it is like four hours like
Speaker 3: all far was far far away?
Speaker 1: Gotcha?
Speaker 4: So from here, Yeah, I get it. I can conceptualize that,
Speaker 4: like I understand what.
Speaker 3: A pretending like he can conceptual I know what.
Speaker 4: A city is, and then I know what like a
Speaker 4: state is, congratulations, And then I know what a country is.
Speaker 4: And at the point when you get beyond country to
Speaker 4: me is like, oh that's just different place, big golf
Speaker 4: far away. Now country, I'm got country. I'm getting a continent,
Speaker 4: I see, And then continents are just so big there's
Speaker 4: like they're laughing, means like what a round of the
Speaker 4: care And then there's a planet, right, yeah, the planet
Speaker 4: there's also comedically big alright, cool, And there's galaxies, and
Speaker 4: galaxies are like where there's a bunch of soulo systems.
Speaker 4: I conceptualize that a universe, I can't exceptualize. It's like, what,
Speaker 4: what's what there's after? Because I think there's things bigger
Speaker 4: than galaxies.
Speaker 1: Right, are qasars all those kinds of suns. There's no quazar.
Speaker 1: You can keep zooming out. It's it's it's or nebulas.
Speaker 1: There you go nebulas around, you can keep zooming out.
Speaker 1: That's the thing. What you mean even well, it's like
Speaker 1: you said, it's math. Mathematically, it doesn't make sense that
Speaker 1: there's only a universe, so like there isn't a problem,
Speaker 1: there's one of anything. So like as far as any
Speaker 1: of this ship goes, so it's at but beyond that point,
Speaker 1: that's when it's like you just your brain dun't. Yeah,
Speaker 1: I don't don't. But like there's no point of going
Speaker 1: to multi verses and starting to count all that, like.
Speaker 4: Counting stars like dude, and then really it's.
Speaker 3: Like I lose track immediately after neighborhood.
Speaker 1: Yeah, after the neighborhood, Like, I don't know what's happening.
Speaker 3: I don't know there's more neighborhoods.
Speaker 1: I guess.
Speaker 3: If you could prove that to me, I guess.
Speaker 1: I believe it. But like it's I've not really seen
Speaker 1: old people miss those days, like you know, super old
Speaker 1: people right now, they're like, man, I I I miss
Speaker 1: when I didn't know anything and there was just like
Speaker 1: white people and those people.
Speaker 3: Right, and that's it, like you know, they must have
Speaker 3: nostalgia for it.
Speaker 1: It was a nice fountain. There was a not so
Speaker 1: nice fountain, and.
Speaker 3: He just went to the nice found because he could.
Speaker 1: There was shitty American football with dumb pads and everyone
Speaker 1: was dumb and retarded and they couldn't do any finessing
Speaker 1: and everybody was doing this. Yeah yeah, the whole old
Speaker 1: school dust up, fisticuffs and ship.
Speaker 4: I think that was I think all the time. It
Speaker 4: is like, imagine how mad they were when they interview,
Speaker 4: like they made like integrated sports. Imagine how like truly upset.
Speaker 4: They were very mad showed up and they were like,
Speaker 4: oh my god.
Speaker 1: It's funny you say that because I was just watching
Speaker 1: like a bunch of old school like basketball players and
Speaker 1: like who were the best and all this ship and
Speaker 1: then uh uh it was like pretty much every black
Speaker 1: person that was like dominant got snubbed for some role
Speaker 1: or for some award or something because they're like, I
Speaker 1: don't like this fella over here. He's a cheater, he's black.
Speaker 1: He used to just buy people. I was like, I
Speaker 1: was like, man, that's what I'm talking about. Those are
Speaker 1: the good old days. Really, I would say, before television
Speaker 1: ruined everything. For all those old folks, they're the ones
Speaker 1: that are like really upset that they started exposing them
Speaker 1: to like there's diversity and there's other things in the world.
Speaker 1: They're like, ew, yeah, I went to l POI LOOKO
Speaker 1: last night, and there was this guy didn't backwards. Yeah
Speaker 1: that's right. Uh there was this guy backwards hat, sleeveless
Speaker 1: fucking shirt. You know. I was like a douchebag. He
Speaker 1: was like he was so upset that he had to
Speaker 1: use the kiosk because they were like, hey, we got
Speaker 1: these kiosk, carry just order on here. You don't have
Speaker 1: to talk to me, you know, like kind of a
Speaker 1: thing that well, she didn't say that, but the chick's
Speaker 1: like obviously really busy, fucking like putting all these orders.
Speaker 1: They got all those fucking mobile orders going on. And
Speaker 1: the guy's like, yeah, poppin' I w was the one
Speaker 1: by that brink blink fitness blink if it's about fitness, Oh,
Speaker 1: the one by I have Denning's Yeah, yeah, yeah, I
Speaker 1: went to that. So anyway, it was just it was
Speaker 1: fucking super busy, and this guy was so angry to
Speaker 1: where she was like, all right, sir, just being completely
Speaker 1: a cunt, but I get it, Like, all right, sir,
Speaker 1: I can walk you through it. I can walk you
Speaker 1: through how to use it. And he was like, no,
Speaker 1: you can't. Just like he he was so married to
Speaker 1: the register for some fucking reason, and it's like, my guy,
Speaker 1: why can't you just accept this thing that is actually
Speaker 1: much more convenient in every way.
Speaker 3: Sometimes it's never not been more convenient.
Speaker 1: I've been talking to some asshole now that gets my
Speaker 1: order wrong because they couldn't understand me.
Speaker 3: Now I've used I've used Kiosk where it's just like, oh,
Speaker 3: this one's broken, and then I moved to the next one.
Speaker 3: It's like, oh, this one's not touched sensitive. I have
Speaker 3: to push really fucking hard down and then like the
Speaker 3: thing doesn't read, and then I have to restart the
Speaker 3: order on a different Kiosk. I've had that experience where
Speaker 3: I'm just like, bro, literally never I've had that happen.
Speaker 1: I've that is they have so many of them and shakeshack,
Speaker 1: they have like fucking ten of those things.
Speaker 3: Dude, I tried three in a row and they were
Speaker 3: all broken. I was like, I'm not getting food here. You,
Speaker 3: I'm not going You are so unlucky.
Speaker 1: I know that. I think I think Kiosk are I'm
Speaker 1: very aware of that. That's goods, like genuinely, like they're
Speaker 1: obviously evolution, they're better, you know, unfortunately. But I think
Speaker 1: just get rid of the people, like the people sween
Speaker 1: sweet Tom Hitler over here, like Kingston Hitler, get read
Speaker 1: the people.
Speaker 4: Get rid of them, like you know how they're sonic.
Speaker 4: Have you ever been so sonic before? Like sonic you
Speaker 4: can't even talk to niggas. He's like, all right, they're
Speaker 4: were bringing your food and that's it.
Speaker 1: Now you go up to the thing you order there
Speaker 1: used to be the thing and you push the button
Speaker 1: and you talk to it. But again the speakers are
Speaker 1: so shitty. The mics are so shitty that they fuck
Speaker 1: up your order a lot of.
Speaker 3: It's like three it's like original Xbox headsets.
Speaker 1: Yeah, I like, And that's why I like. I don't
Speaker 1: like Kiosk. If the order's wrong, I know they fucked
Speaker 1: up because I looked at my order being like, Okay,
Speaker 1: this is exactly how I wanted it and it wasn't
Speaker 1: me misspeaking or missmi communication.
Speaker 4: That's the problem. They want to attach it to somebody else.
Speaker 4: They want someone else.
Speaker 1: Sure, but no, I want those people to die, you
Speaker 1: know what I mean, Like I want It's like the
Speaker 1: people that are like self checkouts, and I'm like, yeah,
Speaker 1: I'm faster than the person because when I when I
Speaker 1: was a cashier, I was the fastest because I'm not stupid.
Speaker 1: It's very easy to do. But for some reason, these people,
Speaker 1: you know, I get it, they don't want to do
Speaker 1: the job. So they're just like and I'm like, I
Speaker 1: would just do it myself. I'll go to self check
Speaker 1: I'm way faster. Californian cashiers are different. No, Californians are different.
Speaker 1: The way people here shop makes me.
Speaker 4: Want to kill myself, dude, because like, I'm like, all right,
Speaker 4: we're trying to go.
Speaker 1: I was like, all right, cool. Do you think you
Speaker 1: guys are the outlier though, because you guys are the
Speaker 1: whole like New York minute thing?
Speaker 3: I definitely, I think definite degree. I think it's the
Speaker 3: East Coast in general. I think like the further out
Speaker 3: west you go, I think because the climate changes or something.
Speaker 3: And it's like I think people, I think what it is. Genuinely,
Speaker 3: I think it's a temperature thing. I'm not even exactly
Speaker 3: because it's hotter out here or traditionally hotter out here,
Speaker 3: people are like slower, and I feel like I genuinely
Speaker 3: believe this. People people in winter time in New York City,
Speaker 3: people are moving, man. People are fucking probably want to
Speaker 3: because it's freezing to be outside, whereas like in the heat,
Speaker 3: it's like you can't. It's it's better for you to
Speaker 3: be slower, because like to sprint in the heat is
Speaker 3: a death SCENTD.
Speaker 4: I think it's a cultural thing, man. I think there's
Speaker 4: just so many people packed on top of each other.
Speaker 1: I think culture, But I think culture evolves from location.
Speaker 1: I think like everything plays a part in it. But
Speaker 1: it's like I think New York is there's the idea
Speaker 1: of self important to New York is not as common,
Speaker 1: that's so important this year. I don't think that's true.
Speaker 4: Yeah, and I think I think people in New York
Speaker 4: are like, hey, we're part of a system, and you're
Speaker 4: fucking up our system.
Speaker 1: Hurry up. That's like there's a machine. Yeah. I would
Speaker 1: feel better in that environment because I do get upset
Speaker 1: by the because I'm I think lack of care, the
Speaker 1: lack of care really over here as far as hey,
Speaker 1: I just want to get out of here kind of
Speaker 1: a thing. And it doesn't seem like it seems like
Speaker 1: people are very content over here to just kind of
Speaker 1: they don't have time. No, I mean they have time.
Speaker 1: I mean yeah, and they kind of just it's wasting it.
Speaker 3: It's the sheer contentedness by which other people almost like
Speaker 3: revel in their lack of consideration for other people.
Speaker 1: No, I don't think the I think reveling is making
Speaker 1: it more.
Speaker 3: I really feel like.
Speaker 4: I think it's just simple they do not understand, Like
Speaker 4: I think it's like genuinely I don't care though at
Speaker 4: that point, like yeah, I get it, but it's like
Speaker 4: it's there's there's an it's like it's like a like
Speaker 4: a four year old man that doesn't understand, Like, so
Speaker 4: what if I kick this black person off the fucking.
Speaker 1: To But that's not because they me But that's not
Speaker 1: I just don't understand. But that's not the same thing
Speaker 1: I feel like it is. That's cool.
Speaker 4: It's it's like if if you're if you're if you're
Speaker 4: like walking around right and you're like per se, like
Speaker 4: you going down this path will inherently obstruct if you're
Speaker 4: going on the path will inherently like obstruct somebody, but
Speaker 4: you don't know what they're doing, damn it. Like you walk,
Speaker 4: you walk through this pathway right, and if somebody has
Speaker 4: to come in and clean it every time you walk by it,
Speaker 4: but they need it to be like flat or like unbothered.
Speaker 4: You're not doing it insidiously, You're just not thinking like
Speaker 4: why is this random path? Are you like projecting?
Speaker 1: Is that is that you?
Speaker 4: Well, no, I don't. I don't do like that. I
Speaker 4: make a very serious effort, I know, and passively, like
Speaker 4: I am late and sometimes like that, and I do
Speaker 4: shit like that because I'm often I'm just not very punctual.
Speaker 4: But I try not to outwardly make people have a
Speaker 4: worse time. I like hold my tongue for like that.
Speaker 4: I like, I'm not a mean person. And if I
Speaker 4: know I can like potentially make somebody's time better, I don't.
Speaker 4: I don't like conflict with it. Like if there's the
Speaker 4: five everybody's doing something, I'm like, I'll.
Speaker 1: Just do it. Do want to? Do you ever feel
Speaker 1: the energy from people when you know they're deliberately like
Speaker 1: you feel like they really are trying to waste your
Speaker 1: time or they're trying to swear to God. There are
Speaker 1: people like this, I know, but I'm like, dude, do
Speaker 1: you sometimes I feel like in that weird that way,
Speaker 1: like oh, you know when you sense a presence of
Speaker 1: somebody they're not when somebody like they're about to turn
Speaker 1: the corner, like you said that before it happened.
Speaker 3: It's like the static on the old TV. Yeah, I
Speaker 3: feel it.
Speaker 4: Like sometimes for me, like people that are off. I
Speaker 4: can tell somebody's off, Like if like the moment someone
Speaker 4: talks to me, I can tell your your energy is
Speaker 4: not right, something's wrong here, But I can can you speak.
Speaker 1: Yeah, there's the one of the biggest ones that I
Speaker 1: noticed a lot is when i'm driving is sometimes you
Speaker 1: are you need to just keep going straight and somebody
Speaker 1: needs to make a ride or whatever, and they purposefully
Speaker 1: slow down as much as possible to inconvenience you instead
Speaker 1: of like doing the courteous thing is let me keep
Speaker 1: the flow going, not slow, not like go fast enough
Speaker 1: towards dangerous slow down just enough to where you can
Speaker 1: turn safely and not disrupt traffic behind you. But people
Speaker 1: like kind of feel like, yeah, I'm gonna fuck up
Speaker 1: the flow because for no reason, though I think, come
Speaker 1: to it. I'm not saying most people aren't that, but
Speaker 1: I'm asking, like, do you sometimes you just notice that
Speaker 1: those people with the exist.
Speaker 3: In traffic and traffic traffic, I'm a little bit more
Speaker 3: forgiving of it depending I'm more forgiving of it in
Speaker 3: traffic than I am in like just day to day
Speaker 3: existence because I feel like you.
Speaker 1: Don't drive enough.
Speaker 3: That's why No, well I do drive. It's just the
Speaker 3: issue is like.
Speaker 1: In traffic.
Speaker 3: Do you fuck up in traffic? You could kill people?
Speaker 1: You know what I mean.
Speaker 3: That's like I'm just like you know what, Like I
Speaker 3: can I can respect cautiousness to the point where like
Speaker 3: you're being annoying but like there's there are there is
Speaker 3: obviously like a grace period where it passes and you're
Speaker 3: just like, come on, move the fuck along.
Speaker 1: This is absurd.
Speaker 3: In a cashier perspective, on like a line at a
Speaker 3: grocery store where there's no danger to just being fast.
Speaker 3: I'm like, bro, like there's no excuse.
Speaker 4: And granted, we got to understand that we are not
Speaker 4: working in the service community place anymore. That is when
Speaker 4: I was at Starbucks before I left, that was pushed
Speaker 4: way harder than ever. Was what the idea of like
Speaker 4: essentially sucking the dick of the customer. I'm collection is
Speaker 4: fucking pushed away.
Speaker 1: Listen, I'm not I there's when you're that stuff you're
Speaker 1: talking about is not it's not even it's it's there.
Speaker 1: There's just there's just a happy medium, right, there's the.
Speaker 4: No there is, there's that media. I feel like when
Speaker 4: I worked at Starbucks, my focus is like, hey, somebody
Speaker 4: comes in, Hey, how's it going.
Speaker 1: What can I get for you? That's it?
Speaker 4: And like all I call your totally don't have an
Speaker 4: I say, they want me to make a conversation. I
Speaker 4: think what I'm saying right then, and there is already
Speaker 4: too much. If they said it's to me, I think
Speaker 4: that's a pleasure.
Speaker 1: Should a Chick fil a?
Speaker 4: I'm exactly.
Speaker 1: I was like, don't I know you have to tell
Speaker 1: me that. But you guys should really push back, you know,
Speaker 1: they should do y'all band together and be like, this
Speaker 1: is stupid customer other than a drooling retard likes they
Speaker 1: know what.
Speaker 4: They're gonna do.
Speaker 1: They're going to fire them and hire a bunch of
Speaker 1: people that are gonna get deported. Oh what's your pleasure?
Speaker 1: It's your pleasure to make minimum way. Really, it's your
Speaker 1: pleasure people, though I'm not saying it is. That's why
Speaker 1: I said they should band together. It doesn't matter because
Speaker 1: they go to band together, they lose their They killed
Speaker 1: the CEO. Wasn't that in that in that instant summon
Speaker 1: seven and killillion? Yes, they should do.
Speaker 3: I would sounding a lot more if they had like
Speaker 3: options to like funk with the people on the roller skates. Yeah,
Speaker 3: it's crazy, Like if they paid that, if they paid
Speaker 3: their workers like a little bit more for the added
Speaker 3: like oh, hey, you know you're gonna probably hit your head.
Speaker 3: But like if you had the option to like throw
Speaker 3: like an oil slick yeah, like at them while they yeah.
Speaker 1: Because we're playing Twisted Metal, lightly tapped them with the
Speaker 1: cards the light tap, you know.
Speaker 3: Like that, you know, it just makes it like or
Speaker 3: it's like a big race track and they're like they're
Speaker 3: they're they're they're skating around with their with your food
Speaker 3: and you have to like drive next to it and
Speaker 3: get it.
Speaker 1: How cool would that be, dude? It It would be
Speaker 1: cool to watch. Of course. I would never do that.
Speaker 1: You wouldn't do it. I'm like, oh, weird. I've never
Speaker 1: eaten that sonic.
Speaker 3: I wonder why it's only one dollar extra for that experience.
Speaker 3: They're making pennies on the dollar.
Speaker 4: That's not even pennies, that's fractionni pyper God, that's insane.
Speaker 1: Yeah, I mean I would definitely watch it. Would I
Speaker 1: would go.
Speaker 3: You ever been a Sonic before? Yeah, a long time ago.
Speaker 3: They had one around. They had one around like in
Speaker 3: between somewhere around because of gallery I think I think
Speaker 3: it's closed now, but I went there once and it
Speaker 3: was entirely bland, so I never went again.
Speaker 1: It's a weird experience because I don't understand the peel necessarily,
Speaker 1: Like the variety looks cool, but everything I tried, as
Speaker 1: there is something better everywhere.
Speaker 3: It's interesting exactly.
Speaker 1: It's interesting exactly the first time, and that's it. Yeah.
Speaker 3: I mean it's like, oh, somebody brought me my food
Speaker 3: on roller skates. Weird, and then it's not weird ever
Speaker 3: again because you've seen it, and so like that, it
Speaker 3: just becomes like then it just becomes a really inconvenient
Speaker 3: way to deliver one's food. And then you watch people
Speaker 3: fall sometimes with everybody's food. I saw the only time
Speaker 3: I was that son, I saw somebody fall.
Speaker 1: I didn't.
Speaker 3: I barely caught it though. Like that's what kind of
Speaker 3: bummed me out about it is that like I saw
Speaker 3: him fall and I heard the commotion, but it was
Speaker 3: like around the corner, and I was like.
Speaker 1: That's crazy. That's so close. That's such a liability. It's crazy.
Speaker 3: It really is crazy that it's even a business. That's
Speaker 3: what I'm saying. It's like, if you're already in this
Speaker 3: space where it's just like, all right, we're gonna have
Speaker 3: we're gonna have our minimum wage employees fucking fly around
Speaker 3: on uneven ground on roller skates with food sometimes scalding. Uh,
Speaker 3: why not just put him on a racetrack and make
Speaker 3: it twisted metal. At that point, like you're already one
Speaker 3: percent there.
Speaker 1: Just gotta get the other Guess what did you say?
Speaker 3: It's easier to never It's easier to never start than
Speaker 3: it is to stop once you started. And my argument
Speaker 3: is you're you're at one percent, you might as well continue.
Speaker 1: You sound like, uh that you remember I got Gary
Speaker 1: V Yeah, exactly, just the most bullshit, motivational shit ever.
Speaker 3: He was like, go out there, beat people up, win money.
Speaker 3: I've never seen a Gary D video. I just know
Speaker 3: the general kind of idea of what that guy was.
Speaker 3: I saw a long time like investor. I don't know
Speaker 3: who kind of guy.
Speaker 1: He's definitely a guru, but I don't Yeah, i don't
Speaker 1: know exactly how he made his money. I'm sure it
Speaker 1: was fucked up. There's you're.
Speaker 4: Aside, dud dumb show.
Speaker 3: He doesn't show.
Speaker 1: I haven't seen. Did he get banished like the broken? No,
Speaker 1: he's just a regular.
Speaker 4: Look was like, hey, I got this car for only.
Speaker 1: Here in my garage. I got this Lamborghini here renting,
Speaker 1: Like you can see it. It's on it's listed like
Speaker 1: on Zillow or something. You're just like, oh, this guy's
Speaker 1: renting this fucking mansion and leasing this fucking lambeau, which
Speaker 1: that's what all those rich people do because also rich
Speaker 1: people are extremely stingy too. They're like, I don't I
Speaker 1: don't know if I should buy this, And I'm like,
Speaker 1: what do you because of what, like what's gonna happen.
Speaker 1: It's just it's no, I mean I get it for
Speaker 1: is there certain like say, if you're an NBA player,
Speaker 1: they're like, oh, I got my They usually don't teach
Speaker 1: them about taxes. They don't teach them about you know,
Speaker 1: there's so many things, so.
Speaker 4: They should they're very now because they all have agents
Speaker 4: to that are you know, they'll probably get killed if
Speaker 4: they try to, you know, do something.
Speaker 1: They just are pretty good now. Before there's like old
Speaker 1: tax people, right, you get a tax guy and then
Speaker 1: you would end up in prison immediately, like as soon
Speaker 1: as you like, oh, hired, and then they put you
Speaker 1: in cuffs immediately because they're like, we already know what's
Speaker 1: gonna happen.
Speaker 3: I was in the fine print of the service. It's
Speaker 3: like we'll be arrested. Everybody's celebrities.
Speaker 1: We're getting like like a handful of celebrities were getting
Speaker 1: arrested like every other year because every fucking accountant was
Speaker 1: just corrupt. Like maybe at this point you want to
Speaker 1: just do your own taxes. Yeah, I doing your taxes
Speaker 1: for probably being like a super a super like like
Speaker 1: lucrative celebrity probably sucks. So I don't see why if
Speaker 1: they have their hands in too many things more money
Speaker 1: because obviously when you when you get that kind of money,
Speaker 1: you're different, so you have like one problem to have.
Speaker 1: That's that's what I want to get to that threshold
Speaker 1: to where you know, I'm annoyed how many how much
Speaker 1: taxes are taken from me, but it's still more than
Speaker 1: enough to live off of, like the money right like
Speaker 1: right now, it's at the point where it's bill too upsetting,
Speaker 1: where yeah, I'm like, oh, this literally breaks my heart.
Speaker 1: I'm not making nearly as much as I feel like.
Speaker 3: I especially especially because you know that you like, all
Speaker 3: that money is just going to give some fucking guy
Speaker 3: in Israel all of his health care for free.
Speaker 1: That's what's infuriating me. Why can't I keep my few
Speaker 1: thousands versus the top people that should be paying tens
Speaker 1: of millions of dollars.
Speaker 3: It's so upset now when they audited the fucking military
Speaker 3: and then they were like, we just can't account for like.
Speaker 1: Billions of dollars. Yeah, it's like oh cool, oh cool,
Speaker 1: but what is that? Did you did you? Wait? But
Speaker 1: hold on, what did this? This?
Speaker 3: This this black guy exchanged six hundred dollars on venmore
Speaker 3: like we gotta get that.
Speaker 1: Gut to get him. We're we're gonna put a lean
Speaker 1: on his bank account because because you always a few
Speaker 1: hundred dollars, we're gonna drop dude. Small pot literally happened
Speaker 1: to me because on there was a mistake. I don't
Speaker 1: know what happened, but there was a mistake where I
Speaker 1: owed California some money Trump changed type shit, but like
Speaker 1: enough to where they were like they threatened like lean stuff,
Speaker 1: and I'm like, this is go after the bad. What
Speaker 1: are you doing like from starting to lean on the
Speaker 1: I know I'm not retarded. I understand why they don't,
Speaker 1: but it's so upsetting that like when.
Speaker 3: Trump said he even have bolst the I r s.
Speaker 1: Yeah, and he didn't do it. Of course they're not
Speaker 1: gonna I it. Why. I go back to Andrew Schultz
Speaker 1: and he's like, I didn't vote for any of this stuff.
Speaker 1: I'm like, nigga, Like, what was I supposed to do? That?
Speaker 1: The fucking real estate reality TV guy is true. Boy.
Speaker 1: That's in two thousand and six. He was like he
Speaker 1: was giving like a little seminar or whatever. It was,
Speaker 1: this Trump University thing. He was like, yeah, he was
Speaker 1: like a yo, yo. He was like this. He was like,
Speaker 1: hey you still you know in trench of New York's
Speaker 1: it was like, hey, yo, you remember that when Trump
Speaker 1: was like that? Yeah?
Speaker 3: Of course, yeah, yeah, everybody remembers that.
Speaker 1: He was like, hey, yo, I can't wait for the
Speaker 1: housing bubble collapse. He's like, because then I'm just gonna
Speaker 1: buy low it's so high because obviously he's like, yeah,
Speaker 1: like a crisis a what word do you specifically when
Speaker 1: they use a recession, like a recession kind of thing
Speaker 1: like that shit's golden. And the idea that I just
Speaker 1: hate people that they don't understand. They understand like say
Speaker 1: stocks for they're like, oh, I get it, you want
Speaker 1: to buy low, sell high obviously, but for some reason
Speaker 1: they can't understand that for everything else and how these
Speaker 1: rich people make their money. It is crazy and I
Speaker 1: feel like a rich people being like oh yeah, I'm
Speaker 1: gonna fix everything and make everything really great, so I
Speaker 1: can't do what I do to get rich.
Speaker 3: It's such a crazy blind spot that, like, I don't
Speaker 3: even understand how you that seems like such a fundamental
Speaker 3: It's like building a building without the support structures. It's like,
Speaker 3: how do you how do you have the facade? But
Speaker 3: like you don't know that this requires load bearing facilities.
Speaker 3: You don't like It's it's so strange to me.
Speaker 1: It's so unfortunate that that's I have a hard time
Speaker 1: believing some people actually leave this only you can't. You
Speaker 1: can't believe you, like low level people are kind of
Speaker 1: dipping their toes into stocks now and stuff like that,
Speaker 1: especially with cryptocurrency and shit. I was like, okay, you
Speaker 1: understand the concept now, So why would you think these
Speaker 1: insanely rich people that got rich by doing this thing
Speaker 1: would make things a level playing field. Why would they
Speaker 1: fix things and regulate things or abolish things that like
Speaker 1: shut But I just don't understand why I get duped
Speaker 1: by stuff every once in a while. Yeah, but damn
Speaker 1: not like fucking not, like like there's a there's an
Speaker 1: AI bot right now that I'm actually kind of really
Speaker 1: impressed with because usually the the bots, Oh what I
Speaker 1: mean by this is like the scammer type bots. Usually
Speaker 1: they have like a script they go off of, so
Speaker 1: you could, uh talk shit to them and they're gonna
Speaker 1: still say the same thing, you know, nicely. I have
Speaker 1: one that I really like and I want to post
Speaker 1: it again where they thought they were asking for Maurice.
Speaker 1: And so then I started pretending to be on Maurice
Speaker 1: from beating the Beast, and I started of just getting
Speaker 1: all these pictures that like this. At one point she
Speaker 1: was like, oh, I'm so wet right now, and I
Speaker 1: got a picture of Maurice on the rain because like
Speaker 1: before you like he gets into the castle. I was like, ah,
Speaker 1: me too, and like I'm just doing like I was
Speaker 1: just doing this whole thing. It was like really fun,
Speaker 1: You're fucking your fucking baby AI. It was like, see
Speaker 1: that was that was just that was a bot with
Speaker 1: the script. Now the AI. So there's one that hopped
Speaker 1: into my dms on Twitter because they have the uh
Speaker 1: can bypass the thing because I don't allow people to
Speaker 1: DM me anymore unless you have a check mark. They
Speaker 1: can just bypass it. And so this AI was I
Speaker 1: first started off kind of shitty, but now it's starting
Speaker 1: to correct itself. First it was like, oh, do you
Speaker 1: remember we started talking a couple of weeks ago on
Speaker 1: X and I'm like, the fuck fuck this random dumb
Speaker 1: slut picture thing. Anyway, So some sol and only fans
Speaker 1: bottle yeah something, and then it started so and then
Speaker 1: it started saying like, oh, we started talking over my
Speaker 1: recipe I do these videos and I was like, oh right, yeah,
Speaker 1: you said you were gonna feed me. And then it
Speaker 1: was like oh yeah, yeah I made this thing. And
Speaker 1: I'm like, wow, it's really adaptive and the thing that
Speaker 1: it did today because I stop fucking with it, Like
Speaker 1: I was talking to Jojo about it. So a few
Speaker 1: days later it's like, hey, I was hoping that we
Speaker 1: could talk more. And then it misspelled more and then
Speaker 1: corrected it with the asterisk, and I was like, that's
Speaker 1: too good. That's too good of an AI because it's
Speaker 1: gonna actually doop a lot of people, because that's a
Speaker 1: very human, that is very Yeah. I was like, oh man,
Speaker 1: this is not good. Like men are the lonely men.
Speaker 3: They're fucked. Yeah, they're completely fucked.
Speaker 1: Yeah, They've always been like the the the most fucked,
Speaker 1: you know, as far as like are the most capable
Speaker 1: of being fucked with? Yeah, or steered and like yeah,
Speaker 1: well yeah, ducks are stupid. Well yeah, but like now,
Speaker 1: I'm just I actually it's I mean, and I'm not lonely.
Speaker 4: So they must be stupider than me.
Speaker 1: You just got lucky. I mean, you did get lucky,
Speaker 1: didn't you?
Speaker 4: Luck of the drawluck of the straw?
Speaker 1: Look at the draw the straw. That's that's absolutely a
Speaker 1: phrase anyway, and it works, checks out, checks out. I
Speaker 1: don't care. I'm out of here. Nothing else really happened,
Speaker 1: So uh slid Stefan? Did we mentioned it? Do we
Speaker 1: mention him step when King doing that? Yeah? We did,
Speaker 1: do we We didn't at least theorize why he did that.
Speaker 3: I look it to me, if it's the worst thing
Speaker 3: to say, it's the worst thing that you could say.
Speaker 3: If you wrote that book with that scene in it,
Speaker 3: and we're also on the list, you know what I mean,
Speaker 3: it would be a crazy thing for you to write
Speaker 3: me like, yeah, I wrote that child sex scene and
Speaker 3: I'm also on the list. So I'm just gonna go
Speaker 3: out and publicly say that the f scene list isn't
Speaker 3: real when I have no stake in saying it is
Speaker 3: there isn't, I could just shut the fuck up.
Speaker 1: Yeah, so yeah you could, so, I see.
Speaker 3: I doubt he's on it for that reason, but I
Speaker 3: would also be I feel like he's just an idiot.
Speaker 4: I feel like he might have been. He might have
Speaker 4: been one of the old.
Speaker 3: As fuck and he's like going insane in his fucking
Speaker 3: I don't know where he lives, like some whole main
Speaker 3: it was in the fucking wine cellar in the middle
Speaker 3: of the fucking woods, and he's going insane and he's
Speaker 3: just lonely and sad and he I don't know if
Speaker 3: he's still writing books or not.
Speaker 1: No, I don't know.
Speaker 4: I think the craziest thing is this, right, like just
Speaker 4: like not bring it up.
Speaker 5: Yeah, just what's the biggest thing, right, Yeah, because no one,
Speaker 5: I would not have I would not have assumed in
Speaker 5: the the first one hundred people that would have come
Speaker 5: to mind that is that's probably on that list.
Speaker 3: I don't think Stephen King was there, you know what
Speaker 3: I mean. Now he's like forty five, Yeah, you know,
Speaker 3: like he just shot up where I'm just like, why
Speaker 3: would you do that?
Speaker 1: Why would he do that? It's it's, uh, it's one
Speaker 1: of those things where either he's like somewhat of a
Speaker 1: what would you call it, a massachists or a status?
Speaker 1: Which one is it? When you want to hurt masacist
Speaker 1: is when you want to hurt your okay, is hurting
Speaker 1: other people? Okay, gotcha. So it's like maybe he's just
Speaker 1: like I'm bored, I want to like people to fuck
Speaker 1: with me, or if I'm being charitable, I know, one
Speaker 1: of the narrative that's been going around is that there
Speaker 1: is no list and they've just been you know, the
Speaker 1: Trump administration and all the people were using it just
Speaker 1: as a weapon and there they had nothing the entire time.
Speaker 1: So maybe he believes that narrative and he's like there
Speaker 1: was nothing. But also to counter that, it's fucking absurd
Speaker 1: to think business people at that high level don't keep
Speaker 1: records of everything.
Speaker 3: Yeah, it's it's truly absurd. It's like also the issue
Speaker 3: can't believe the issue is too It's like, oh, well,
Speaker 3: maybe there was something and now there isn't because they
Speaker 3: destroyed it, in which case okay, yeah, So like I
Speaker 3: mean that doesn't really change anything. We still want, like
Speaker 3: there's still answers that.
Speaker 1: He still answers gleame Maxwell allegedly, I say allegedly, I
Speaker 1: should say, apparently is willing to Uh.
Speaker 3: I saw that.
Speaker 1: I don't know if that's true because that sounds that.
Speaker 3: Sounds that sounds fake. What they said like a thing
Speaker 3: where like I saw something on Twitter, like a headline.
Speaker 3: I couldn't verify it because I just don't care. Yeah,
Speaker 3: but there's the thing where it said I saw headline
Speaker 3: that said Gallainne Maxwell is willing to talk, I guess
Speaker 3: or something.
Speaker 1: Yeah, finally, which is like why now, Yeah, I don't
Speaker 1: I have an ample time.
Speaker 3: I'm not even sure she's alive. You know, we haven't
Speaker 3: seen her, yeah, in fucking years, So like, I don't know.
Speaker 1: Something's gonna I guess. The most interesting thing and the
Speaker 1: most annoying thing is the uh, there's a lot of
Speaker 1: people that obviously were involved, and uh, there's a lot
Speaker 1: of people that know a lot of things. And I
Speaker 1: think there's just too many people that are afraid of
Speaker 1: getting whacked. Yeah, And I get that.
Speaker 3: I'm just wondering because they know witnesses are getting just
Speaker 3: fall out of the sky.
Speaker 1: The best thing that I can hope for right now,
Speaker 1: or we can hope for is Uh so Trump is
Speaker 1: kind of screwing over Putin, or at least he's uh
Speaker 1: gearing up to because it was clear that Putin had
Speaker 1: an agenda the entire time. He never intended to stop,
Speaker 1: you know, bombing Ukraine.
Speaker 3: Like, oh wait, hold on, huh, here's the first time
Speaker 3: hearing about this. You're saying you think Vladimir Putin doesn't
Speaker 3: want to stop bombing your gang? Apparently, is that what
Speaker 3: you're telling me?
Speaker 1: So, I see, I was told that Trump was gonna
Speaker 1: stop it. This is I gotta be honest calls, right,
Speaker 1: this is a pre phone calls, right, I gotta be
Speaker 1: honest with you. This is a revelations absolutely, Like I
Speaker 1: was listening to Dave Smith. Yeah, Smith assured me, Oh yeah, yeah,
Speaker 1: I think that this is this is the best case scenario.
Speaker 1: Pute is gonna be pissed off that he's giving you.
Speaker 1: Trump's giving Ukraine weapons he's doing he said, hey, could
Speaker 1: you bomb fucking Saint Petersburg and Moscow and shit like that.
Speaker 1: So he's gonna be like so fucking mad about that.
Speaker 1: So maybe what's gonna happen is he's gonna put his
Speaker 1: fillers out for the people who know stuff about Epstein,
Speaker 1: give them asylum in Russia and like, actually, just dime
Speaker 1: Trump out and all those people.
Speaker 3: Best case scenario, that'd be nice.
Speaker 1: That's fun.
Speaker 3: That's a fun hypothetical.
Speaker 1: It is. Yeah, I would, I would. God, that would
Speaker 1: be so awesome, even though I hate poot. Everybody he's
Speaker 1: pooting other than Putin right, so even his fucking homies
Speaker 1: that are like, they're like fun. I hate this nigga,
Speaker 1: but I live here.
Speaker 4: I think I think I feel like it was the
Speaker 4: kind of guy like he has to hide from his people,
Speaker 4: like actually, like he can't pull a brazen come out
Speaker 4: there and like go give a speech. If he does,
Speaker 4: someone's gonna be like, all right, blight him.
Speaker 1: They're killing there. He Yeah, he can't do that. He
Speaker 1: can't do a parade, or he can't even be behind glass.
Speaker 1: They'll get through it, walkt squeezing through it, like crush
Speaker 1: him in a box, getting smaller bending.
Speaker 2: Yeah.
Speaker 1: Man, it's uh, it's just very so. You see that,
Speaker 1: you see that Matt Gates is in charge of the
Speaker 1: scene violin. No, you're that's not real. That's not real. Look, man,
Speaker 1: there's no way that's real. That has to have been
Speaker 1: a joke. Yeah. I was like, dude, there's no I
Speaker 1: was like, I was gonna make I didn't see it.
Speaker 3: And I was like that that doesn't sound like it's true,
Speaker 3: But also like, can't it really is? It really is
Speaker 3: to the point where like nothing sounds fake anymore. Sure,
Speaker 3: you know what I mean, you can Mexican aliens and
Speaker 3: you know what's what's real anymore?
Speaker 1: Let's be You are absolutely right that that it would.
Speaker 1: It's not a stretch, it's just it's too I can't
Speaker 1: handle that. Right.
Speaker 4: The world has no meaning anymore, you know, like there's
Speaker 4: no rhyme or reason why ridiculous.
Speaker 1: Things happen anymore. Yeah, because it's none of the.
Speaker 4: Cool ridiculous, only the fucking like, what the fuck.
Speaker 3: Is dumb ridiculous? I love that tweet, that fucking what
Speaker 3: is it? Jake Paul treated. I was like, we're living
Speaker 3: in idiocracy.
Speaker 1: They misspelled idiocracy. Just fucking awesome, And Jake Paul said that, yeah,
Speaker 1: people have all people right, like you are idiocracy the person. Yeah,
Speaker 1: and you also this is are you happy about it?
Speaker 1: Because he voted for this ship. He's also making a
Speaker 1: ton of money of it, Like, what do you mean like,
Speaker 1: what the fuck up? Like, what do you he really?
Speaker 1: I really want up? I hate when people say that. Also, yeah,
Speaker 1: I want him.
Speaker 4: I wanted to fight somebody that would just willing to
Speaker 4: kill him. I want him to get a ring with
Speaker 4: someone that's like, oh, I'll do it.
Speaker 1: And someone hits him so hard that his head spins
Speaker 1: around like three times, hits.
Speaker 4: Them so hard that it's like the first hit, the
Speaker 4: round starts and it's like that fucking fight from the
Speaker 4: Jason Burne movie where they have the fucking bernuckle fight
Speaker 4: and like the field and the fight starts, he knocks
Speaker 4: the guy and constant the kuy dies.
Speaker 1: He just dies and I'm like killed.
Speaker 4: Some day he killed but one hit and I was like,
Speaker 4: I was like, oh, that'd be funny to see for
Speaker 4: a moment. Then it'd be like, oh man, it.
Speaker 3: Would be funny to see for you.
Speaker 1: Who should Yeah, I.
Speaker 4: Think be funny for a second.
Speaker 1: Yeah, yeah, yeah, I'm sure Paul brothers should fight each other.
Speaker 1: And I don't know if they haven't done that yet, kill.
Speaker 3: Check each other with rabies and then when and wait
Speaker 3: and then wait twenty eight hours, wait twenty four twenty
Speaker 3: avers didn't throw me in a ring.
Speaker 1: And I like that and attacking each other and then
Speaker 1: Love and his Gunnam both down. That's stupid.
Speaker 3: Everyone like, yeah, that's exactly what I wanted.
Speaker 1: I'm in the front crowd doing cartwheel with some that's
Speaker 1: gonna be Yeah, that's gonna be a Trump's a UFC event.
Speaker 1: That's gonna be the Oh yeah, that's right.
Speaker 3: They're doing the UFC thing in the White House or something.
Speaker 1: I don't know Trump. I have not looked into it.
Speaker 1: As soon as I heard, like the concept of it,
Speaker 1: I was like, I don't want to know anything else
Speaker 1: about this. Yeah, I completely checked out. I was like, nope,
Speaker 1: I can't believe that. Man. I used to really like
Speaker 1: the UFC. Man same.
Speaker 4: Really cool, and then like everyone went crazy, Strickland said
Speaker 4: something good one time and it ended up becoming a
Speaker 4: fucking racist.
Speaker 1: Like two frames later. He became the biggest big reitard.
Speaker 1: I love it. He's so fucking stupid and.
Speaker 4: He fights like a fucking coward too, and it makes
Speaker 4: me so fucking angry. I hate the way he fights.
Speaker 1: He's the defense. He's the most defensive fighter of all time.
Speaker 1: That's all I can say. So that just blocks being Yeah,
Speaker 1: he's extremely good at defense. Does a little bit of
Speaker 1: this thing the Philly shell, you know, like he can't
Speaker 1: be better than I feel like I'm pretty good at defense.
Speaker 1: But defense in what like what kind of defense? Like
Speaker 1: in what sense like in basketball? Well, in the sense
Speaker 1: that he in the sense that he does UFC right,
Speaker 1: and he gets hit any blocks, right, But I am
Speaker 1: so good at defense.
Speaker 3: But I've never even been hit once in the UFC.
Speaker 4: So I guess in the sense of like that in
Speaker 4: the UFC and someone not being in the UFC, you're
Speaker 4: better at the people.
Speaker 3: I'm clearly better at defense in the UFC than this
Speaker 3: guy is, but that not because I've never even know.
Speaker 1: In the UFC.
Speaker 4: So why would you be better than someone who's in
Speaker 4: the UFC at defense when you're nine you see the
Speaker 4: defense kingson.
Speaker 3: I don't even have the time to explain how stupid
Speaker 3: that question.
Speaker 4: Okay, sorry, I'm not bad.
Speaker 1: I was. I was just I was just trying to
Speaker 1: acquire the most defensive all time defensive the player of
Speaker 1: the year.
Speaker 4: I guess, Chris Reagan, you're fucking everybody.
Speaker 1: I can't be there. Everybody go to Wikipedia and fucking
Speaker 1: make this true. Yeah, it would be funny if we
Speaker 1: had a concerted effort to ruin Wikipedia, like yeah, everybody,
Speaker 1: just like at all we get as many people to
Speaker 1: converge on Wikipedia once and change it as much. I
Speaker 1: don't kind of I did it kind of with Full
Speaker 1: Metal Shine by accident. I didn't tell people to do that,
Speaker 1: but like enough people did. That's unprovoked.
Speaker 4: Yeah, because it makes it so unfortunate is that there's
Speaker 4: probably like one like high schooler like, man, I really
Speaker 4: gotta figure out to do his work paper, and he
Speaker 4: stretched out about that. He goes in, He's like, why
Speaker 4: the fuck does it say that Kingston Jamison created Pangaea.
Speaker 1: It's like, what the fuck, I'm just trying to do homework.
Speaker 1: I'm so confused. I'm so confused. What do you mean
Speaker 1: is that it only pang but like a bunch of
Speaker 1: this doctor ship like I'm pretty much Joseph Smith before.
Speaker 3: Like Earth, It's perfect, that's great.
Speaker 1: Anyway, the White One was created.
Speaker 3: Look, we got we got some questions over at patreon
Speaker 3: comslass or snark tank. You two over there at home
Speaker 3: can ask or I don't know, maybe you're listening to
Speaker 3: this in the car.
Speaker 1: I've I don't know.
Speaker 3: I'm not omniscient yet, but I think, uh, you know,
Speaker 3: you can pop on over to Patroonic complash the snark tank.
Speaker 3: Ask us a question, Throw us a bone, yeah, and
Speaker 3: you can. You can put and you can participate. Bone
Speaker 3: us a throne, sovia Penguins rode In it is Hello
Speaker 3: snark Gang. My question for you stems from your conversation
Speaker 3: about the song Jailbait. I have a playlist of songs that,
Speaker 3: in the right context are downright deplorable, songs like seventeen
Speaker 3: by Winger.
Speaker 1: I wonder what that's about.
Speaker 3: I've there's no song called seventeen that isn't about what
Speaker 3: you would imagine it.
Speaker 4: Hey, what else?
Speaker 1: What else is gonna be? Literally?
Speaker 4: The only thing could be about this not bad?
Speaker 1: Is you?
Speaker 4: We remember when you were seventeen? That's it, seventeen. Don't
Speaker 4: bring up but don't bring up anything about anyone else.
Speaker 4: Remember Reminisce on yourself?
Speaker 1: Do you remember that? Do you hear that song? Fucking
Speaker 1: that annoying? Oh my god, I'm having flashbacks to this.
Speaker 1: It was all over like it's like once I was
Speaker 1: seven years old. Yeah, oh my god, and that had
Speaker 1: a bad day song? Or is that the same one? Different?
Speaker 1: So you had a bad day, you're taking one down.
Speaker 1: You sing sad song. Just turn it around, bro, that's
Speaker 1: the most commercial song of all time.
Speaker 3: I only remember it from American Idol. They would play
Speaker 3: that for people when they lost. Oh really, yeah, literally,
Speaker 3: this is true. No, I don't remember I remember that specifically.
Speaker 4: I don't remember it.
Speaker 1: It's so funny. It's so funny because it's just like,
Speaker 1: that's so me. Like you edit this whole montage of
Speaker 1: them failing. It's basically a music video every time they
Speaker 1: fail to that song. That's fun.
Speaker 3: At least that's what I remember. I'm pretty sure. I'm
Speaker 3: like ninety percent sure that.
Speaker 1: It should be easy to find. I imagine.
Speaker 3: Yeah, yeah, go ahead and look for it, you guys,
Speaker 3: not me day.
Speaker 1: Wait, So what's that other song? Seven years old? It
Speaker 1: was just seven years old.
Speaker 3: This is like twenty fourteen maybe, and just like four.
Speaker 1: Years old, seven years old. My mama told me laugh
Speaker 1: would be battering your order.
Speaker 3: I don't know, I don't even know if those of
Speaker 3: the words, but like it was like something and then
Speaker 3: and it kept going like once I was ten years
Speaker 3: you know, and it kept it keeps going.
Speaker 1: Sounds awesome, it's great.
Speaker 4: That's like a song that Lily would like.
Speaker 3: I can't stop dancing.
Speaker 1: Like commercial music.
Speaker 4: Yeah, of course he's.
Speaker 3: In a Honda Accord theme songs like that, you know
Speaker 3: the show.
Speaker 4: That's a song, that's a commercial song. But I love
Speaker 4: a lot pocket full of Sunshine. I love that fucking song.
Speaker 1: That's not a bad one. Well that is like that
Speaker 1: part of the song, but they take me away part.
Speaker 1: I don't like that. I got, I got a backup.
Speaker 1: Well the trying that shit stupid to me. But it's fun.
Speaker 1: It's fun. It's fun, but like a in a it's
Speaker 1: not like a thing where I want to like. Because
Speaker 1: I listened to jamming out to fucking Britis Spears the
Speaker 1: other day, you know, but I like listening a lot
Speaker 1: of ship. But when I hear things like that, that's
Speaker 1: not like to me, that sounds like a jingle, and
Speaker 1: I don't want to listen to it.
Speaker 3: Sounds like it sounds like activitya kind of you know
Speaker 3: what I mean?
Speaker 1: Activity? Yeah? Yeah, And I want to get paid to
Speaker 1: make jingles. That'd be fucking sick.
Speaker 3: That's how Marty Odnald said. The guy who did the
Speaker 3: Halo theme got started. Now really, yeah, he did the
Speaker 3: Flintstones vitamins.
Speaker 1: Jingle, I mean the same with kids or whatever. Yeah,
Speaker 1: literally that that's great.
Speaker 3: Did he say it like that is a yeah, he
Speaker 3: was one of the kids crazy with Hammel.
Speaker 1: That's a lie, singing jingles like Mark Hamel what he
Speaker 1: started singing jingle? Damn it. I just couldn't think of
Speaker 1: it before before before he was before he was the
Speaker 1: the film superhero, film hero of all the time. He
Speaker 1: was a jingle that he's saying, I don't know, they're
Speaker 1: probably some jingles for fucking I don't know, the fucking fifties. Yeah,
Speaker 1: it was. He was like something like sooner like that
Speaker 1: would make it tamp that motherfucker was loose Skywalker and
Speaker 1: then he is like literally clap arguably the most iconic
Speaker 1: voice actor ever. Head on directly to the forehead game
Speaker 1: head on, Remember suckets? Do you remember? Fucking crazy? That
Speaker 1: is an insane like when he starts low, he eventually
Speaker 1: just reaches like a Jalen laugh. At some point, Jalen
Speaker 1: laughs like the height of Joker of the Like, it's
Speaker 1: it's insane his because he screams.
Speaker 4: He wails, he does Jalen Jalen's laugh. I haven't heard
Speaker 4: Jalen laugh like that in a while where he gets it.
Speaker 4: It's been where he fucking like laughs till he's wailing.
Speaker 1: Because you don't go out with us. I don't.
Speaker 4: I don't see you guys. Oft times I used to,
Speaker 4: but like when I was when we were younger, especially
Speaker 4: when we were like back home in our area, there'd
Speaker 4: be times where I'd hear Jalen laughing, like in campus
Speaker 4: and I'm.
Speaker 1: Like, not near here on campus. Yeah, yeah, I'm like,
Speaker 1: not near on campus c Jalen's laugh.
Speaker 3: I remember hearing it like in in the hallways at
Speaker 3: school sometimes, be like what it's It's almost like the
Speaker 3: Wichard Left for Dead where you're like you're like, what
Speaker 3: the fuck something's happening somewhere?
Speaker 4: You think, do you think because the Witch is just
Speaker 4: a little it's a little espentially a little bitch, you know,
Speaker 4: do you think you could like possibly one punch.
Speaker 1: The left for Dead Witch? Yeah?
Speaker 3: I think she's low key kind of hot. Well bye, I.
Speaker 1: Feel like that's I feel like I've smashed worse, you know, probably,
Speaker 1: but like not probably definitely, but like no, I feel
Speaker 1: like I've I got a couple.
Speaker 3: Of the Witch is, which is the Witch from Left
Speaker 3: Dead is my bar.
Speaker 4: I think I needed a swab a couple of on
Speaker 4: my belt, you know what I mean?
Speaker 1: God, I wish I did. I don't know if I
Speaker 1: that's that's not I wish crazy. But old for me
Speaker 1: is like that's a month that was like a month
Speaker 1: that's literally you can find a dude. I just realized
Speaker 1: I never I never. I love that. I'd be fine
Speaker 1: with that. Like the Italian from I just realized I
Speaker 1: never finished reading this question. Oh right, songs at seventeen
Speaker 1: to that.
Speaker 3: Yeah, we went on a lot of tangents.
Speaker 1: Don't worry so your penguins, We're not gonna treat you
Speaker 1: like round eyed Asian and we're actually gonna read your questions.
Speaker 3: We're always skipping that guy by accident, just by pure coincidence.
Speaker 1: I don't like round out Asians.
Speaker 3: Me neither commit How do I know what you are?
Speaker 1: How do I know what you are? You look sort
Speaker 1: of funny, but like anyway.
Speaker 3: Songs like like seventeen by Winger, the remix to Ignition
Speaker 3: by R Kelly, Oh yeah, it's a great song.
Speaker 1: That was only.
Speaker 3: Played in my pedo style rape van for aesthetic. It
Speaker 3: was those It's unfortunate.
Speaker 1: This dude's going hard on the pain on like all
Speaker 1: this stuff. Yeah, man, what are you trying to say?
Speaker 1: But what are you trying to do? Man?
Speaker 3: Any recommendation for song in that vein? Yeah, I got plenty,
Speaker 3: I got plenty of recommendations for what is this genre?
Speaker 1: Pedal light? Pedal light? Is that what you said? Pedal light?
Speaker 1: I don't want to put that word in there. You're
Speaker 1: gonna be more subtle. Uh what about? Uh? I don't know.
Speaker 1: How do you like? How would you like if you
Speaker 1: wanted to say mixtape but like but make it like
Speaker 1: sound like.
Speaker 3: But make it like pervy mixtape.
Speaker 1: I wanted to come off of one mixtape full of.
Speaker 4: It's mixed rape but like that's one of those.
Speaker 1: Predator coreator that they're.
Speaker 3: Just I feel like because predator is not in inherently
Speaker 3: like you know what I mean.
Speaker 1: I guess you could mean a few things.
Speaker 3: Yeah, it could mean just bad ass. It did at
Speaker 3: one point. Maybe it did at one point meaning cool,
Speaker 3: Like if somebody was like there was a point in
Speaker 3: time that I could believe eve that the term sexual
Speaker 3: predator was like a compliment. I never believe that I
Speaker 3: could absolutely belie like I'm on the fucking hunt. I'm
Speaker 3: on the hunt for slash dude.
Speaker 1: I mean, I guess if you're in college, probably if
Speaker 1: you're in college, college around your predators. No, no, but
Speaker 1: it's like.
Speaker 3: If you're in college, if you're in college specifically in
Speaker 3: like nineteen, like sixty nine, seventy two, oh, you know.
Speaker 1: What I mean, the Golden Age of But that's what
Speaker 1: they were though, No, but that was not a concept,
Speaker 1: but they were. That's like Predator was a movie about
Speaker 1: like fucking whoa, that's so cool, Like I understand, I
Speaker 1: understand that, right, but they still were that Like maybe
Speaker 1: the concept that's not what I'm talking about forged yet,
Speaker 1: but they were still predators. That's not the point.
Speaker 4: Though, I think predator is always a bad thing.
Speaker 1: What do you mean?
Speaker 4: I think predator has always been like something you watch
Speaker 4: a dumb thing, like say, because even like.
Speaker 3: It's not it's a thing you watch out for.
Speaker 1: But it's also the issue is it's like it is
Speaker 1: always a thing you watch out for, but it it
Speaker 1: wasn't always like a negative thing to be like, there
Speaker 1: was a point in were like if somebody was like
Speaker 1: a predator, like if someone was on a predator on
Speaker 1: like a battle feeld or something. It's a dangerous persons
Speaker 1: that this is a nickname, the predator. It's different the predatory.
Speaker 1: They call him, differ the Predatorlish I think at the
Speaker 1: end is worse. It's way worse.
Speaker 3: It's a papulae and image imagery.
Speaker 1: But to be fair, he he just you know, he
Speaker 1: immigrated to French, so at least he's not doesn't have
Speaker 1: French blood in them. He's not Cameron Cameronian. That's why
Speaker 1: he's fucking That's why he's fucking effortlessly massive.
Speaker 3: He doesn't have filthy. He was never to bloody French blood.
Speaker 4: He's like I never I never worked out. I never
Speaker 4: did that. I just got salt bags and I put
Speaker 4: bags back down. Adrian Brody French Brody. Just by looking
Speaker 4: at him, know he's French is looking person i've ever seen.
Speaker 3: Dude, By the way, that fucking photoshop or that AI
Speaker 3: thing of us being all being white, I just thought,
Speaker 3: can you put in the episode the one note that
Speaker 3: I would have fifty minutes in? Okay, put the time
Speaker 3: staff there's a there's some guy so you didn't see this.
Speaker 3: Oh my god, dude, you're gonna fucking.
Speaker 1: Quote on the thing.
Speaker 3: It's it's truly disgusting.
Speaker 1: Fifty minutes in white US.
Speaker 3: White US.
Speaker 1: This is white.
Speaker 3: It is so fucking discussed.
Speaker 1: You didn't see it whiter? You are you whiter? Are you?
Speaker 4: Just like yes, they make you like mad, they made
Speaker 4: me white.
Speaker 1: He's truly white.
Speaker 3: It is crazy. And I saw it. I was like, ew.
Speaker 1: Literally quotes, we did it?
Speaker 3: Just put you something.
Speaker 1: I said too. Uh oh, I get to this red.
Speaker 4: I'm a fucking beat my tik to all.
Speaker 3: Sleep and I did like six clips last night.
Speaker 1: By the way, they're gonna they're all gonna be going
Speaker 1: up in the next couple of days. Yes, they're all scheduled.
Speaker 1: Ju Joju and moji Joju. We got a couple other
Speaker 1: ones coming up. What was the other one a A
Speaker 1: RFK and dragon ball Z.
Speaker 3: Yeah, I don't know that one.
Speaker 1: Ozzy Osbourne one blew up, So I was like, I
Speaker 1: might as well just fucking oh yeah, I might as well,
Speaker 1: Like keep wats hot.
Speaker 3: I'm trying to figure out like what the best experimenting
Speaker 3: with times to post though, So you might see him
Speaker 3: at like, yeah, dude, look at it.
Speaker 1: Look at that, dude. You kind of look like the
Speaker 1: act man. At a glance, I look the same, and
Speaker 1: then you look closer, You're like, what the fuck is that, dude?
Speaker 1: And then you can scroll over one more? Does see
Speaker 1: white ass? Be like Scott thea was we all look
Speaker 1: like Scott.
Speaker 4: I don't like white me. I don't want to be that.
Speaker 3: You look like KESO.
Speaker 1: I do know.
Speaker 3: I don't white us KO no white.
Speaker 1: I'd rather be around Kso than white me any day.
Speaker 1: Well that's redundant. That's so gross, isn't it so disgusting?
Speaker 3: I really hate that image. I don't know who did that,
Speaker 3: but you're dead to me. You're a dead person to me.
Speaker 3: Thanks have an image of me being truly white, though,
Speaker 3: because it's like, oh.
Speaker 4: Because you're finally done playing pretend, you know.
Speaker 3: Like that's really upsetting.
Speaker 4: This is what I'm gonna use your pretend. You're like A, yeah,
Speaker 4: I guess I'll fit in for right now.
Speaker 1: When you start deporting the rest of the minorities, I'm
Speaker 1: be like, nah, man, this is me.
Speaker 4: Show you as you're gonna show this.
Speaker 1: Yeah, I'm working in the mines. I feel like the
Speaker 1: ice agents are dumb enough to fall for it. Show
Speaker 1: them You're like look, dude, this is me. Come on,
Speaker 1: look at me.
Speaker 4: He's like sniffing it like a fucking.
Speaker 1: His nose is moving up and.
Speaker 3: Down to like a like a like a parking dog.
Speaker 1: I guess, I guess I'll be watching you. Though I'll
Speaker 1: be watching you, I'll keep my fucking eyes on it.
Speaker 4: He's like a predator, I guess near your face.
Speaker 1: Opened his mouth and a little predator alien alien the
Speaker 1: little tongue of I think your brand a little ice agent,
Speaker 1: smaller it comes out. That's crazy heron. He's brown anyway. No,
Speaker 1: I'm not gonna be a I don't have recommendations for you.
Speaker 1: I don't.
Speaker 3: I don't think, do not. I genuinely I pay so
Speaker 3: much attention to lyrics and music to the point where,
Speaker 3: like I think, if there was ever a song about Oh,
Speaker 3: I guess seventeen my Stevie X isn't isn't Uh is
Speaker 3: the only song that I can think of that isn't
Speaker 3: necessarily about that?
Speaker 1: Oh it's called seventeen.
Speaker 3: Yeah, yeah, I think so.
Speaker 1: I don't know.
Speaker 4: I have no songs.
Speaker 1: Uh American All American Rejects has one. I can't remember
Speaker 1: what the song is, dirty Little.
Speaker 3: Secret, Dirty Little It was in its song.
Speaker 1: It's allegedly I'll keep you my dirty Little Secret or
Speaker 1: whatever it's what is it?
Speaker 3: I think it's more about like an affair or something. Well,
Speaker 3: I haven't I haven't listened to the lyrics song.
Speaker 1: What I've heard the word on the street is that
Speaker 1: it's about a young and I heard it was just
Speaker 1: about cheating. Well, it's it's I think it's I think
Speaker 1: it's yeah, I think it's implied.
Speaker 3: But like see them doing like those backyard shows, by
Speaker 3: the way, I did see that.
Speaker 1: That was dope. I actually I don't know why more
Speaker 1: bands because the just the the atmosphere of it is
Speaker 1: so much better than a giant fucking show and it
Speaker 1: and it just it just it's greatful. Bliic dude.
Speaker 3: I would yeah, I would love to see like some
Speaker 3: of my favorite bands in like a backyard like or
Speaker 3: like a basement show. Like that was the one thing
Speaker 3: that I was like sad.
Speaker 1: I was like I was too young to see rise
Speaker 1: Against in that era because like by the time I
Speaker 1: was old enough to see that they were like arenas,
Speaker 1: but like I would see videos of them doing like
Speaker 1: basement shows and like this is sick, dude.
Speaker 3: I would love to be in like at one.
Speaker 4: Of these I saw I saw my friend's best of
Speaker 4: bear Walks at a basement show and I was weird
Speaker 4: as it was like somewhere in fucking like Albany, and
Speaker 4: I was like, what the rested? And I was like,
Speaker 4: what the fuck are they doing here? And I was
Speaker 4: like it was a terrible I.
Speaker 3: Want to see Tom Jones and a wine cellar.
Speaker 4: That's crazy, a fucking who's who's the guy that did
Speaker 4: all the music?
Speaker 1: Not John Williams. He's just in a basement. Just he's.
Speaker 3: With he fits an orchestra in the basement. There's only
Speaker 3: for like six other people. Maybe maybe we were just
Speaker 3: like this is amazing.
Speaker 1: That's what sucks though, man, Like every once in a
Speaker 1: while bands do do stuff like that. Lincoln Park actually
Speaker 1: did a thing like that, but it it sells out
Speaker 1: in seconds. Yeah, dude. There's a death core band that
Speaker 1: are playing again after seventeen years called Elijah and they're
Speaker 1: playing at Chain Reaction and we had I haven't seen
Speaker 1: them in almost twenty years at Chain Reaction. So it's
Speaker 1: like I was anxiety all week because their tickets went
Speaker 1: on sale today at ten am. I got them, but
Speaker 1: like there. I looking at the comments. Two minutes after
Speaker 1: it went on sale, it sold out.
Speaker 3: That was like the PS five the anniversary, like the
Speaker 3: PS one colored PS five pro that they were doing.
Speaker 3: Yeah one, you have no, I don't have that. I
Speaker 3: never got it. I tried, you tried, but I had
Speaker 3: like three separate I pad up. I had my fucking
Speaker 3: laptop up. I had my computer up because I was like,
Speaker 3: I definitely want this.
Speaker 4: Yeah, I keep telling them making possible.
Speaker 1: Ups. We should, we should.
Speaker 4: There was make up box. We can do like that,
Speaker 4: ye make up like make up box. I mean that's
Speaker 4: them and is the three of them? And then to
Speaker 4: sell them for regular price or.
Speaker 1: Find the scalpers and kill them. I go for that one. Yeah,
Speaker 1: I would way rather. It's just the scourge of of
Speaker 1: the blight of human humanity, like the fucking usurper of joy,
Speaker 1: like the fucking scalpers. Man.
Speaker 3: Well, listen, if during Little Secret is about dry Little
Speaker 3: Secrets is about that, that would be my recommendation because
Speaker 3: I have no other.
Speaker 1: I don't know. I don't, Yeah, I don't. That's there's
Speaker 1: probably an article about that.
Speaker 3: Yeah, look at an article.
Speaker 1: That's anything from Drake, anything with Drake. I mean maybe
Speaker 1: I said, I'm too I'm way too famous for that
Speaker 1: ship you just suggested, Uh crazy, I said, I don't
Speaker 1: know what the stris and effect is. Like what you like, Bro,
Speaker 1: you can't don't don't stop dig up, we say fuck day.
Speaker 1: I used to call my buddy Epstein, call him when
Speaker 1: I need some kid.
Speaker 4: You know what's crazy? He's still doing record numbers.
Speaker 1: Yeah, well yeah, he's he's I never, I cemented, yeah,
Speaker 1: I never. Like it's like everybody was like Drake and
Speaker 1: then he run up toward. It can be a video
Speaker 1: of heroic number. There can be a video of him
Speaker 1: sixty ninety with Millie Bobby Brown when she first started.
Speaker 1: That's crazy and he's still gonna get numbers because that's unfortunately.
Speaker 1: There could there could be a video of him microwaving
Speaker 1: a baby and he'd be fine. Yeah, he's micro and
Speaker 1: he's doing the hotline blink D.
Speaker 4: It's really fun. It's really funny baby in a.
Speaker 3: Background that it's in that pastel like bike bisexual lighting.
Speaker 4: It really sucks because I think I do. I understand
Speaker 4: where the beef came from, but that shit got so
Speaker 4: like personal and gross, and then we saw like another
Speaker 4: beef right after it like Joey in the West Coast,
Speaker 4: and it never got disgusting. It was we're just rapping
Speaker 4: where here, rapping about it. Shit, We're not going to
Speaker 4: be disrespectful to each other. We're not gonna drag people's
Speaker 4: families into the mix because there's no reason to do that.
Speaker 4: And it's like, like, I I respect Kendrick for like
Speaker 4: if if Drake is this guy that's so fucking terrible
Speaker 4: and he is a vulture, you have to do things
Speaker 4: like that, but just keep it rap, like you know,
Speaker 4: like like just there's there's a double edged sword there.
Speaker 1: I was like, uh. At the end of the day,
Speaker 1: it ended fine because Vince Staples was like, these niggas
Speaker 1: are like complaining and like doing his rap beef ship,
Speaker 1: but these are the two biggest artsts on the planet,
Speaker 1: And like Innerscope is fucking over a bunch of artists
Speaker 1: and the only person that's fighting for it a predominantly
Speaker 1: black company also probably black artists.
Speaker 4: Only person that's fighting for his tailor this weepson. It's like,
Speaker 4: where are your niggas at helping out your people's music?
Speaker 4: And it's like, damn, that is.
Speaker 1: A real thing to say. Fortunately that is. I mean,
Speaker 1: when you think about like the the leaders and the culture,
Speaker 1: I'm like, where is your philanthropy, where is your anything,
Speaker 1: where's your voice, where's your anything? They don't do anything
Speaker 1: and everything. They're like, oh, I got mine and then
Speaker 1: they funk off.
Speaker 4: Show. People came more about their money than like I
Speaker 4: don't know the world around them, which is fucking hilarious. Yeah,
Speaker 4: you know hilarious.
Speaker 1: It's good greedy people speaking about the world around.
Speaker 4: That's my thing. Okay, one more thing real quick.
Speaker 1: I think it's really funny, right because I understand people
Speaker 1: are are like, you know, your money is important, you
Speaker 1: make your money, right, But I think of it like this, right,
Speaker 1: I'm the a MP crew, right. All those niggas, each
Speaker 1: single yeah a m P, not AMP.
Speaker 4: Each one of those niggas family except for one of them,
Speaker 4: are foreign people. They are all people that are under
Speaker 4: risk for all the bulls that's happening. Haitian, Shenandaddian, fucking Dominican, Nigerian,
Speaker 4: a fucking a bunch of them, all African. Not one
Speaker 4: of them has said anything about the Ice ray bullshit,
Speaker 4: which is fucking insane to me. But then they say
Speaker 4: they're all they are all except for one of them,
Speaker 4: they are all literally people with family. Then were he
Speaker 4: considered that in the generation ago?
Speaker 1: Have you considered that maybe they're just playing Fortnite, They're
Speaker 1: just kind of busy.
Speaker 4: They're too busy streaming to talk about, like I don't
Speaker 4: know the rights of human beings. It drives it drives
Speaker 4: me insane seeing that, because it's like, dude, you.
Speaker 3: Guys, well, mister Rogers isn't saying anything.
Speaker 1: Yeah, he can't. Hey, why aren't you using your platform?
Speaker 1: I am, I'm doing it right now. Three hundred and
Speaker 1: forty episodes in how dare you?
Speaker 6: Sir?
Speaker 1: Have I not been someone that talks about like this
Speaker 1: is actually the first time you ever said anything.
Speaker 3: You've been silent here this entire time.
Speaker 1: Correct, I'm just schizophrenic. I'm talking, and I'm like, that's
Speaker 1: why did you keep me out here? I don't know.
Speaker 3: It's really just to fill out the frame.
Speaker 1: I want that. I want to I want to join
Speaker 1: a podcast where I'm just there as a prop and
Speaker 1: I do stand in the background and I get a
Speaker 1: fucking paycheck of the Milker machines is on your fucking
Speaker 1: lap and just laying back. I love that I love that.
Speaker 1: I'm gonna pla. I'm gonna Actually, we got an interesting
Speaker 1: email from somebody representing this fucking comedian and she has
Speaker 1: like a podcast and all this stuff, and like we're
Speaker 1: much more influential than her. But I'm like, damn, how
Speaker 1: the fuck does she get this person and this people
Speaker 1: to represent them? I don't get it, man, Really, yeah,
Speaker 1: they're asking because they wanted up. They're doing like a
Speaker 1: podcast tour, and they want all they're doing a tour
Speaker 1: and they wanted to be a guest on the show.
Speaker 1: But the fit didn't make any sense. She was much
Speaker 1: older her, she didn't really have much of a buzz either.
Speaker 1: It was yeah, of course, but but it was just
Speaker 1: one of those things where it was interesting that they
Speaker 1: send an email. They even sent a follow up like, oh,
Speaker 1: like we want to see if you guys are interested
Speaker 1: in stuff like that. And I'm just like, where is that?
Speaker 1: And and I want that thing to where people will
Speaker 1: do that for us in all right, And I just
Speaker 1: don't understand how to break into that circuit of stuff.
Speaker 1: I mean, I don't get it. I don't seeing the
Speaker 1: adverts for we're looking for people to represent and I'm
Speaker 1: confused on how they Yeah, it's all.
Speaker 4: It's all that person back and talk to them about like, hey,
Speaker 4: do you know anyone that could representing people in general?
Speaker 1: It's all industry like get to get like, you gotta
Speaker 1: go to the you gotta go to the cocktail hours,
Speaker 1: you gotta go to the you know, the the vig
Speaker 1: cons and the you gotta do it. You're right about that.
Speaker 1: I did get. I had a lot of connections when
Speaker 1: I did go to viccom million years ago. Yeah, so
Speaker 1: over that ship, dude, Yeah, I get.
Speaker 3: Most people don't even go to these things. Most of
Speaker 3: it's just an excuse to like, oh, everybody knows everybody's
Speaker 3: gonna be in town, so like it's a good time
Speaker 3: to go do it.
Speaker 1: Yeah, yeah, that's okay, Yeah, fair enough. Got to start networking.
Speaker 3: Yeah, anyway, you guys should invite Ivy Valentine on into
Speaker 3: the podcast road And he says, hey, stupid stupid gay
Speaker 3: retard and Derek and Chris Jesus Chris, Oh wow, hey gotcha.
Speaker 3: I decided to try out you who to see what
Speaker 3: the I was all about? And I gotta say it's
Speaker 3: fucking bizarre.
Speaker 1: The hype first of all, he said, hype, Yeah, it's.
Speaker 3: Not chocolate milk, but a chocolate drink and a glass
Speaker 3: bottle on a shelf at room temperature. It's aggressively average. Anyway,
Speaker 3: The question is what food or drink have you heard
Speaker 3: about and tried only to find?
Speaker 1: Very mid.
Speaker 3: For me, it was in and Out when I first
Speaker 3: got here, Like, I think it's fine. I think it's
Speaker 3: just like I remember hearing that's that was actually hyped,
Speaker 3: like people.
Speaker 1: Would always talk about that. I gotta get it.
Speaker 3: I gotta go to in and Out, and that's very
Speaker 3: good for the price. I think it's like serviceable. But
Speaker 3: like bro, I was just in my mind when I
Speaker 3: first had it, because I was like, are you kidding me?
Speaker 3: And the fries I got were like soggy. I don't
Speaker 3: hate it out anymore really, like, but like I was
Speaker 3: so disappointing after all this build up.
Speaker 1: You gotta I mean, well fries in general. You can't
Speaker 1: let him steam up and get soggy. Yeah, I think
Speaker 1: I don't know what I tried. I in and Out.
Speaker 1: I love their patty. I think they have one of
Speaker 1: the best pat because they I've talked about it for
Speaker 1: I like them more now they use they you can
Speaker 1: do because of my acid is so sensitive. I can
Speaker 1: tell that they use like onion oil. Yeah yeah, yeah,
Speaker 1: and it's so delicious, So just enough salt, a little
Speaker 1: bit of pepper, a little bit of onion oil, and
Speaker 1: most people don't do that when they make the burgers.
Speaker 1: It also, you know, gives me extra.
Speaker 3: I appreciate them. I appreciate them because as far as
Speaker 3: I understand, it seems like they they're not like a
Speaker 3: public they don't have like investors. I don't think they're
Speaker 3: like they're like a private They're not like a publicly
Speaker 3: traded company. They're just like, we just make our fucking stuff.
Speaker 3: So they're like valve or like other other things that
Speaker 3: are also very good.
Speaker 1: I see.
Speaker 3: You know, that's why that's why the shit is so cheap,
Speaker 3: because like we don't it's cheap. You have to raise
Speaker 3: prices to a piece. Some fucking random guy in the
Speaker 3: Netherlands gave us like two million dollars fifty years ago.
Speaker 1: Yeah. Yes, yeah, it's uh, it's it's it's yeah, it's
Speaker 1: I get it. I I know pretty much most stuff
Speaker 1: can be like overhype for people because you build up
Speaker 1: a certain expectation. But I really feel like it's all
Speaker 1: about your taste bloods, what do you like the most?
Speaker 1: And I'm trying one thing. I've noticed that when it
Speaker 1: comes to a burger people, I think it's like pizza
Speaker 1: a lot of there's a lot of people now that
Speaker 1: can appreciate a like a pepperoni or cheese pizza, and
Speaker 1: they have to put like everything on it that that's
Speaker 1: the only thing. And I feel like that's how people
Speaker 1: are with burgers too, to where I am the opposite,
Speaker 1: where I strip it down to like meat and cheese,
Speaker 1: butN very minimal. Maybe you put some bacon on it,
Speaker 1: but bacon to me sometimes cheating. I want to just taste.
Speaker 4: Tomato.
Speaker 1: I don't want so when you god so to me,
Speaker 1: when you start putting, the more you start stacking, the
Speaker 1: more it obscures the flavor of the patty, so you
Speaker 1: can't taste the taste.
Speaker 4: You can't taste the lettuce and tomato are such minor
Speaker 4: tastes in general do.
Speaker 1: Some people like But there's like my taste was are
Speaker 1: extremely sensitive. So we talk about people are like, oh,
Speaker 1: let us taste like nothing. I'm like, no, it hasn't
Speaker 1: a distinct like ice has a very distinct like a
Speaker 1: lot of salads are to you. That's what I'm saying.
Speaker 1: I get like, like, I like so you know, like
Speaker 1: you know, so this is what I would say to
Speaker 1: somebody that has a traditional burger that has all the
Speaker 1: works on it, and I would say, hey, what spices
Speaker 1: did they use in the paddy? You would not be
Speaker 1: able to tell because the pickles, the onions, the fucking mayo,
Speaker 1: the ketchup, the fucking whatever else, the cheese, it it
Speaker 1: completely obscures the spices. So now you're just eating a
Speaker 1: cocktail of stuff. And like, I like all these things,
Speaker 1: so this is good. But to me, when you strip
Speaker 1: all that stuff away, you get to taste the butter
Speaker 1: on the butt and you're like, oh wow, this this butter.
Speaker 1: The butter. I can really taste the butter. That's awesome.
Speaker 1: It's obscured by everything else.
Speaker 3: I agree with you wholeheartedly. Yeah, but I also feel
Speaker 3: very very bad when I don't get when I get
Speaker 3: a plane burger with no lesson tomato, because I feel.
Speaker 1: Like, oh my god, it depends. I'm a ten year old,
Speaker 1: you know what I mean.
Speaker 3: It feels like because I remember that's how I used
Speaker 3: to get my burgers.
Speaker 1: I was like, I don't want fucking green, And yeah,
Speaker 1: I don't want to that's crazy. I love that.
Speaker 3: Like as I got older, I was like, I should
Speaker 3: probably I'm having a burger from I should probably make
Speaker 3: this at least slightly healthier.
Speaker 1: I guess to me, I'm like, if I'm gonna eat healthy,
Speaker 1: you know, eat something healthy. So I love doing this
Speaker 1: thing where I'm trying to trick my psychoa. I also
Speaker 1: have grown to like it.
Speaker 4: Yeah, I love the little what's called the taste of tomatoes,
Speaker 4: a little bit of sourness of a tomato.
Speaker 1: I like.
Speaker 4: I like lettuce crunch, like the crunch of a piece
Speaker 4: of lettuce, So I like that. I also like at
Speaker 4: opinions on my onion ouburger though. Yeah I get chili
Speaker 4: the thing like it's I love it cheese because cheese
Speaker 4: and spice together together.
Speaker 1: So well. Yeah, I always say people like, do you know,
Speaker 1: do your thing. I'm not trying to convince anybody to
Speaker 1: eat my way. I just say, like, the reason why
Speaker 1: I do certain things is because the more you add stuff,
Speaker 1: the more it changes the chemistry of the of the flavor.
Speaker 1: So sometimes I really like how salt and pepper and
Speaker 1: just American cheese with a little bit of butter. Like
Speaker 1: those flavors together, I can distinctly feel and taste all
Speaker 1: of it. Once I start adding a little bit more,
Speaker 1: even sometimes just a little bit of catchup and mustard,
Speaker 1: it it starts to obscure the flavor a little bit.
Speaker 1: So simplistic things like like you know, you have pancakes,
Speaker 1: pancakes with a little bit of syrup. Maybe want to
Speaker 1: have a little bacon with it. That's it. You want
Speaker 1: to start now, People are like, oh, I want whipped cream,
Speaker 1: I want fucking strawberries.
Speaker 4: And that I've always I like, I'm I have a
Speaker 4: I like a bland taste. At times, I do enjoy
Speaker 4: bland things, yeah, but totally I think I don't because
Speaker 4: like when we lily cooked, whenever I seasoned chicken, I
Speaker 4: make it very simple. It's like it's it's some salt, pepper,
Speaker 4: maybe a little bit of double paprika, garlican onion powder.
Speaker 1: That's it.
Speaker 4: That's all you need for me to have something tastes
Speaker 4: very very very good work. But for her, she's like
Speaker 4: it's not enough. But I'm like, honey, when it's too
Speaker 4: much of it, you're just tasting salt Apolsta chicken, yea spices,
Speaker 4: you're not tasting.
Speaker 1: I would have to. I would have to grow growing
Speaker 1: up with Southern badly obviously. I know. I would have
Speaker 1: to just taste because like you're somebody we talked, we
Speaker 1: make fun of you about the raisin cane thing, because
Speaker 1: I feel like there is fine, but I don't think
Speaker 1: it's like the most flavorful chicken. I Ea, that's if
Speaker 1: it's a little lacking, and I feel like the sauces
Speaker 1: do the heavy lifting, right, I don't like me. I
Speaker 1: want it and that's my thing. I don't. I'm fine
Speaker 1: with sauce. I'm indifferent, right, but I need the chicken
Speaker 1: to like say, gusses Is is great, or it stands
Speaker 1: on its own. People still get the host sauce and
Speaker 1: everything and they dip it, but independently, I don't need
Speaker 1: anything else. Same thing with the Louisiana. There's a few
Speaker 1: of them around, there's one in a Pathena. They're like,
Speaker 1: it stands on its own. I don't need anything else.
Speaker 1: That's it to be fair when it stands on its own.
Speaker 1: There technically is too much salt. Like so if you
Speaker 1: have a high blood pressure, you.
Speaker 4: Shouldn't be Yeah, gotten older too, Like I I purposely
Speaker 4: don't like salting things too much. I love it.
Speaker 1: I don't like I just know that ye too. Yeah.
Speaker 3: I think for me, it's like, uh, having too much
Speaker 3: stuff on a burger is more of like a size issue,
Speaker 3: like I hate having a sandwich that falls apart, or
Speaker 3: like a like a bird that falls apart. Yeah, or
Speaker 3: like it's too tall to even bite into. It's like
Speaker 3: this is fucking lame and stupid. It's it's so performative.
Speaker 3: It's literally just for how it looks and there's no
Speaker 3: consideration for how it tastes. So like typically I'll get
Speaker 3: a pretty stripped down burger. It's it's usually like patty cheese,
Speaker 3: bacon and lettuce, tomato, and that's it.
Speaker 4: Like when I make eggs, I don't put literally likes
Speaker 4: putting on yogurt and eggs to make it fluffier. I
Speaker 4: hate that milk.
Speaker 1: Hate it. Well we go. It's like it's like protein,
Speaker 1: it's like more protein to make it fluffy. I don't
Speaker 1: like more protein in your eggs. I feel like it's
Speaker 1: tartness of the yogurt. I just I can't even conceptualize
Speaker 1: it's not just I I don't like it. I like
Speaker 1: just eggs the way they are. And I even think
Speaker 1: sour cream would work better than yogurt. I just can't
Speaker 1: conceptualize it. I'm thinking about flavors mixed together. I feel
Speaker 1: like milk works like milk milk.
Speaker 3: Milk doesn't taste milk doesn't really taste like it'll make
Speaker 3: it fluffy.
Speaker 1: I don't even like making them fluffy, like I don't eggs.
Speaker 1: I don't need it to be fluffy.
Speaker 4: I don't even like. I don't even if I have
Speaker 4: eggs with cheese, I don't season them.
Speaker 1: I don't like eggs with cheese.
Speaker 4: I love eggs.
Speaker 1: You don't season eggs.
Speaker 4: If if I'm making eggs with cheese, I don't see something.
Speaker 3: I have a big egg and cheese.
Speaker 1: For me to like eggs with cheese, always having like
Speaker 1: eggs and then like there's cheese mixing, I'm kind of annoyed.
Speaker 1: I love it. I love that ship. I'm a fan,
Speaker 1: but that's always my biggest pet fever of breakfast stuff.
Speaker 1: When people don't season their eggs. I don't. I think.
Speaker 4: I think when it's.
Speaker 1: Literally that's hard.
Speaker 4: When you have cheese on it, that's insane. You're like, you're.
Speaker 1: Like those fast food places that don't season their eggs.
Speaker 1: It pisses me off.
Speaker 4: I may maybe a little bit of salt, maybe a
Speaker 4: pinch of salt in there, But.
Speaker 3: About food, I'm getting hungry, all.
Speaker 1: Right, Yeah, okay, things that we got disappointed with. There's
Speaker 1: a lot of most Unfortunately, when I talk about patties,
Speaker 1: it's mostly that just underseasoned patties. So look to shake Shack.
Speaker 1: It's a fine burger. It's actually pretty good. But again,
Speaker 1: five guys, anywhere, I strip down this stuff because I
Speaker 1: want to taste the patty and it tastes like fat.
Speaker 1: It's just drenched in fat, which the people are like, oh,
Speaker 1: it's great, But then there's not a missalt and pepper.
Speaker 1: I love. I love a five guys, I just to me,
Speaker 1: it's it's there's not enough salt. Not I can't take
Speaker 1: the salt we got. If I'm being real, I've got
Speaker 1: to where I just only eat in and out. Really,
Speaker 1: if I'm me and burgers now, yeah, you know what,
Speaker 1: I just don't get burgers on the babies. I'm like,
Speaker 1: this is everything else is so like mid you know,
Speaker 1: it's crazy, like so the qualities and that's crazy. I
Speaker 1: just I like the way they season their patties.
Speaker 3: I would never put up with that. The issue with
Speaker 3: me is like I would never put up with that
Speaker 3: fucking drive through line for anything. I don't know circumstance
Speaker 3: walk in, Yeah, I don't know that. I can't remember
Speaker 3: the last time I've gone in the drive walk in
Speaker 3: and takes it. The drive through line as a as
Speaker 3: just as a as I look at it is offensive
Speaker 3: to me, but that might as well be.
Speaker 1: Nothing's that good? Yeah?
Speaker 4: Nothing won by the six, the one right by the
Speaker 4: close ones. I hear, yes, that one moves fast every
Speaker 4: time I.
Speaker 1: Go there, relatively fast, but I just don't it's still
Speaker 1: faster to park and walk inside you it's always, always, always,
Speaker 1: I wouldn't say always depends when you go. If there's
Speaker 1: no line, then it's not faster. Otherwise there is only
Speaker 1: there's never a line inside every time I go there.
Speaker 4: There's a line there every time I go there, but
Speaker 4: I usually go there after something.
Speaker 1: How are you with a line outside or line inside
Speaker 1: but no line after? When I go there, there isn't
Speaker 1: fucking ten people. Plus It's like I think the most
Speaker 1: there's a line of people. There's like three people, yeah,
Speaker 1: and then they get their food. Yeah, there's only like
Speaker 1: three items.
Speaker 4: Because I go there, I go there not relatively.
Speaker 1: I go there like maybe like maybe once every two
Speaker 1: weeks about and every time I go there, like I
Speaker 1: usually go through pretty quickly if I go. It depends
Speaker 1: when you go, like obviously go in and out late,
Speaker 1: you're fuck you. I get that it's relatively click quick
Speaker 1: for how large the line is, because like Chick fil
Speaker 1: A is the same thing where there's only a handful
Speaker 1: of items, so just get your fucking chicken sound to leave.
Speaker 1: But I'm just like I order on the app, walk
Speaker 1: inside and my orders already. But also, what's the most
Speaker 1: disappointing impatient, what's the most disappointing drink ever that you've
Speaker 1: ever had where you were like, oh, I'm curious about this.
Speaker 4: And then it was disappointed me crazyhos crazy.
Speaker 1: Bloody Mary, Bloody Mary is the King and Mary and
Speaker 1: what you call it the I don't get with the
Speaker 1: taheen and oh I don't know. The Titian drinks are
Speaker 1: always fucking annoying.
Speaker 4: Micheladas, disgusting, fucking disgust. That ship made me not like
Speaker 4: Mexicans for a little bit.
Speaker 1: Bro. I was like, holy ship, y'all, niggas, this the
Speaker 1: fucking so much worse.
Speaker 3: The idea that a bloody Mary even exists really is
Speaker 3: offensive to me, Like I really don't it is. It
Speaker 3: is truly psychosis.
Speaker 1: When I see like the Klamando and all that ship too.
Speaker 1: I mean, I guess they probably brought it from Spa.
Speaker 1: You know what, it's another one, another one.
Speaker 3: Rum chatta, dude.
Speaker 1: I've never had rum chatta, dude. Don't like like a
Speaker 1: malibu and then horchata or something. This just don't do it.
Speaker 1: It's funny because like it would be. It's one of
Speaker 1: those things to where like oh, putting a little bit
Speaker 1: of malibu rum coconut rum and trying to sounds delicious.
Speaker 1: Yeah yeah, yeah, you think it's insane.
Speaker 3: It's it's probably a way to make but I think,
Speaker 3: like I had it, and I was like, this is
Speaker 3: just worse coquitough Like in every every peanut coca, what
Speaker 3: peanut coca, peanut and coca, it's the it's like rum.
Speaker 4: It's like rum lemon juice and coconut milk or something
Speaker 4: like that, lemon juice and coconut.
Speaker 1: Milk strange in there.
Speaker 4: I forgot what it's it's I don't know. I don't
Speaker 4: know that it's a very Puerto Rican drink that everybody
Speaker 4: drinks it out the fucking jug.
Speaker 1: I forgot what it's called. We just make co I
Speaker 1: don't know.
Speaker 4: I don't know that coquito is the Christmas beverage. But
Speaker 4: there is there's another drink that's like a It's probably
Speaker 4: more modern. I think that's.
Speaker 1: Yeah. I don't know, I know about it, but my
Speaker 1: cousins love that ship. I just I don't think.
Speaker 4: I don't like alcohol in the first place. I'm being honest.
Speaker 4: I'm not an alcohol drinker. I have hadn't been in
Speaker 4: like a decade.
Speaker 3: And when I said drinks, I justpent drinks in general
Speaker 3: drink those are.
Speaker 4: The only ones that drink that like. Really bother me
Speaker 4: is those alcoholic drinks some ever drink like the Long
Speaker 4: Island I see. The first time I took a sip
Speaker 4: of that shit, I was like, this is the worst
Speaker 4: tasting thing. Like only alcoholics and wife beaters drinks like.
Speaker 1: I just my problem is most people I think they
Speaker 1: do the opt I think so like when it comes
Speaker 1: to bartenders there they do the alcoholic tactic where they
Speaker 1: try to give you way more alcohol and think like, oh,
Speaker 1: I really like this person, and like they'll hook They
Speaker 1: got the hook up, so maybe they'll be like a
Speaker 1: repeat the customer. The thing is, if you give them
Speaker 1: a hard drink, usually the only need to buy one.
Speaker 1: It's a bad idea. You should make it right, make
Speaker 1: it taste delicious, so they'll buy multiple drinks. So like
Speaker 1: Creator Class was a great example of that. I told
Speaker 1: the guy because I'm a Janus and ginger Ale guy,
Speaker 1: so I told him, Hey, man, don't fucking do what
Speaker 1: you normally do. Make it a little bit light and
Speaker 1: it's delicious. And then I had like fucking six of
Speaker 1: them or something. It was a fucking open bar. We
Speaker 1: were we were. I saw people getting doubles of stuff,
Speaker 1: and I'm like, you don't need to get doubles. It's
Speaker 1: take your time and have a delicious drink. Like a
Speaker 1: long Island. Every time when I fucking takes a Long
Speaker 1: Island from anywhere, there's way too much alcohol in it. Yeah,
Speaker 1: and it's not fucking Actually, I usually start with a
Speaker 1: double and then I now I'll have like one other one. Yeah,
Speaker 1: I just to me it just makes I want to.
Speaker 1: I want to drink it like I want to. I
Speaker 1: want to. That's why I like light light I like laggers.
Speaker 1: I don't like dark beers, and I don't like a
Speaker 1: I fucking hate uh what they call the I p
Speaker 1: A S. I don't like. It's like super concentrated bullshit. Yeah,
Speaker 1: it tastes like pine cut like they were, you know,
Speaker 1: like this, you smell a pine coney, grind it up
Speaker 1: and then just drink it. And I'm like, yeah, it's
Speaker 1: not it's not appealing to me at all. But yeah,
Speaker 1: so I like like a lighter beer, just like a
Speaker 1: light logger, like like a green bottle lagger is my
Speaker 1: favorite drink to you know, just take Saint Paul's girl
Speaker 1: fucking pick one, uh, that stupid Italian one that had
Speaker 1: starts with a pee.
Speaker 3: It's crazy me is that, Like I don't think about
Speaker 3: this at all because like I guess, I guess generally
Speaker 3: like we're past this, but like I remember, it's so
Speaker 3: funny to think because I remember first coming out here
Speaker 3: getting like getting Moscow mules all the time, and like
Speaker 3: people are like that's a girl's drink or that would
Speaker 3: be like people would say it as a joke, but
Speaker 3: it would be like, oh, I'm like, yeah, right, I'm
Speaker 3: sure I'll drink.
Speaker 1: Then now it's like I don't think people.
Speaker 3: Give a shit about that, because like there's a drink
Speaker 3: that's like very like girly or whatever at this bar,
Speaker 3: H called the Oxford Comma, and I love it. Whatever
Speaker 3: the fuck it is, I don't know what it is.
Speaker 3: I I didn't I never ask, but like, whatever that
Speaker 3: fucking thing is, it's.
Speaker 1: Yeah, dude. The culture has definitely shifted if you even
Speaker 1: look at, well even look at culturally, like say, I'm
Speaker 1: paying to to the the NBA again, right, And when
Speaker 1: Okac won the championship, there was like a bunch of
Speaker 1: beer on the table and they weren't drinking because like
Speaker 1: the younger generation doesn't drink as much. And also they
Speaker 1: had to be taught by one of the older guys
Speaker 1: how to pop the bottle of champagne. They're like, how
Speaker 1: do you do this? And I'm like, because the culture
Speaker 1: of drink, like when I when we were kids, people
Speaker 1: were fucking drinking. Still. You go to a high school
Speaker 1: party or whatever, you know how to pop a bottle,
Speaker 1: you know how to drink what beers were good and weren't.
Speaker 1: They're like oh, and I was like, that's crazy because
Speaker 1: they're on their young early twenties. So what's the blue
Speaker 1: and white thing? Oh, the blue and white bottle like
Speaker 1: like like a blue bottle. It's a blue and white
Speaker 1: bottle liquor. It's it looks like like Nate. Uh.
Speaker 4: And it's a blue and white like ornate looking bottle.
Speaker 4: It doesn't really have a sign on it. It's a not.
Speaker 1: I can't think. I can't picture white.
Speaker 4: Every every hood nigga has a picture of them holding it, uh,
Speaker 4: blue and white, it has uh what is it called?
Speaker 1: This isn't real whatever your phone because we're not gonna
Speaker 1: I do.
Speaker 4: But I'm trying to remember it on my own. I'm
Speaker 4: trying not to get used to looking things up all
Speaker 4: the time.
Speaker 1: Yeah, I understand that, but you know, being on a podcast,
Speaker 1: you know it's like we should like not like's not
Speaker 1: empty air.
Speaker 4: And I'm trying to If I remember it, I'll talk
Speaker 4: about it. But like everyone, like everyone just I don't know.
Speaker 4: I'm I haven't been a drinker in a while, and
Speaker 4: I just don't have the urge to do it. So
Speaker 4: if I'm going somewhere I'm getting a drink. I'm getting like,
Speaker 4: I don't know, I'm gonna get like a fucking margarita,
Speaker 4: like triple shot up in margarita.
Speaker 1: Let me drink that and get fucking strawberry dakers.
Speaker 4: It's been delicious, bro been delicious.
Speaker 1: I think I've ever had a strawberry. That's the best
Speaker 1: taste of alcoholic drinks. It's like, it's like it's one
Speaker 1: of those things where it's like, oh, girly drinks. So
Speaker 1: I'm like me and my friends Zeke never ever gave
Speaker 1: a like it used to be. The guys we would
Speaker 1: stroll in with our packs of beer, usually Budwise or
Speaker 1: whatever the fuck they had Orange County, and then actually
Speaker 1: sometimes we would drink forties, like fucking idiots. We had
Speaker 1: we had a little bit of money, like I was
Speaker 1: working when I was sixteen, and we're still buying forties
Speaker 1: more liquords of course stupid. It's it's destroying our insides anyway.
Speaker 1: And but then we would also roll up with the Smirnoffs,
Speaker 1: like the triple X fucking the limit, like we would
Speaker 1: get the soda drinks or whatever they call wine coolers
Speaker 1: or whatever. We always have wine coolers too, because we're like,
Speaker 1: these are delicious. Why the fuck would you not want
Speaker 1: a soda with alcoho it?
Speaker 3: Remember the smear off ices were popping.
Speaker 4: You bring, you bring the spiring off ices and then
Speaker 4: you would get one for it gets for a woman
Speaker 4: almost at a bitch. But I mean, but you go
Speaker 4: for a bitch and you just ac confished.
Speaker 1: What a bitch?
Speaker 4: You know, she's drinking and spiring off ice and you're
Speaker 4: you're there spain game and failing, you're feeding it.
Speaker 1: You just keep it. That's crazy. She's struggling and you're
Speaker 1: just that's crazy. Why would you do that? You're spinning
Speaker 1: games as soon as you see it not being received anymore, boom,
Speaker 1: it's taking too long. I felt like doing that to
Speaker 1: this up this check it out. I was throwing our
Speaker 1: high school. I had of seen her in and in
Speaker 1: a few years, right, and we all went to this
Speaker 1: one club. It was one of the last clubs that
Speaker 1: I hate clubs, right, but worst three. So we're at
Speaker 1: a club and then're like, oh, it's fucking so and so,
Speaker 1: and first thing she says, hey, you want to buy
Speaker 1: me a drink? Like I was like, I've seen his
Speaker 1: bitch in Like years right, and I'm like, you fucking
Speaker 1: And then once I gave her a look and said no,
Speaker 1: you know right, I gave her that. She fucking immediately like, could.
Speaker 3: You touch my leg?
Speaker 4: I moved my hand near my leg and I touched
Speaker 4: and I was like, and.
Speaker 1: He's he's he's breaking it. He's like crazy with the therapy.
Speaker 1: And they're like, I need you to start touching men.
Speaker 4: That's crazy.
Speaker 1: I know, I know you don't like literally wipe my
Speaker 1: hand off. I need you to start touching people. Like
Speaker 1: your therapist was like, I need to start touching people
Speaker 1: right now without the consent God. The only the only
Speaker 1: way to get over You need to start touching people with.
Speaker 4: Other I hate people touching me so much.
Speaker 1: Yeah, so you went to your therapist and he was
Speaker 1: telling you, I haven't gone to therapy and quite it,
Speaker 1: but I should go to therapy again. You don't say
Speaker 1: I haven't gone.
Speaker 4: I've gone a long while.
Speaker 1: He stopped going once you told him to get glasses.
Speaker 1: He's like, oh, yeah, whatever, How need people tell me
Speaker 1: what I needed?
Speaker 6: In years?
Speaker 1: I should I should probably go back and try to
Speaker 1: go back and give like a quick refresher. No, no, no,
Speaker 1: you don't need. They you need glasses more than you
Speaker 1: need therapy. I think I have any warning probably glasses more,
Speaker 1: probably got more.
Speaker 4: But I think therapy would help. It would help anybody.
Speaker 4: Therapy will help him find get.
Speaker 3: I don't think therapy does help anybody.
Speaker 1: It's crazy.
Speaker 3: I genuinely don't think.
Speaker 1: So, that's a very interesting take. I would like to
Speaker 1: hear this.
Speaker 3: I think there are certain people who will who are
Speaker 3: already so self analytical, and they understand a lot about themselves,
Speaker 3: And I think going into a headspace where you're just
Speaker 3: constantly egged on to eat, to do that even further,
Speaker 3: actually loops you into a cycle of just like not
Speaker 3: really actually making any progress.
Speaker 4: I think that's for you.
Speaker 1: I think I've seen it happen.
Speaker 4: I think that's for someone that doesn't understand therapy right
Speaker 4: or psychology right. I don't know there's a reason, there's a.
Speaker 1: Role that's really irrelevant because that's kind of like the
Speaker 1: point is that it's for people who wouldn't expect would
Speaker 1: therapy work for you? Give if you because you're self aware,
Speaker 1: aren't you of like for the most part. So I
Speaker 1: guess that's the thing where I've always been hesitant to
Speaker 1: my My argument has been, let me see if I
Speaker 1: can get any value out of it.
Speaker 4: I am someone that therapy definitely potentially saved their life,
Speaker 4: so I would I would never say that like therapy
Speaker 4: is not like youth. Oh really, yeah, absolutely, because I
Speaker 4: did therapy for like three years and it very much
Speaker 4: so help.
Speaker 1: Me save your life? What were you going to do
Speaker 1: with that therapy? Angry dude?
Speaker 4: I was just an angry kid, and I was just like.
Speaker 1: He used to bash dogs against brick walls.
Speaker 4: Now, I just I would just fly off the handle
Speaker 4: a lot. That's it. It was just crazy to think
Speaker 4: about because I'm so not like that now. But I
Speaker 4: was just I would get you get Yeah, you'd have
Speaker 4: to harm you have to be harming me. I think
Speaker 4: I do was just stroke you a little bit.
Speaker 1: Please stop touching me, Like, please don't do that, all right?
Speaker 1: I think awoken barking, Yeah, awaken. You see the meme
Speaker 1: Piccolo gets like possessed and the guys hold the phone nothing,
Speaker 1: he's barking. Literally, I'm not saying that.
Speaker 3: Oh you're more online about that stuff than when Yeah,
Speaker 3: just bullshit, yeah, garbage.
Speaker 4: I definitely see that more. But it's insane.
Speaker 1: Piccolo's barking, Piccolo, this greed slug man is barking like
Speaker 1: a dog while the guys from straining him.
Speaker 3: I love it, dude, I didn't remember what the we
Speaker 3: were talking about.
Speaker 1: I don't know.
Speaker 4: I think I think therapy is good for everyone. But
Speaker 4: I think what happens is that people have to let
Speaker 4: themselves go through the of therapy. I think that is
Speaker 4: the greatest problem because people go in there, and especially
Speaker 4: if you're an analytical person, you go in there and
Speaker 4: you think you're gonna understand yourself better than a person
Speaker 4: that is trained to help people like you.
Speaker 1: But you also have to find the right kind of
Speaker 1: therapy you need. It's not everyone.
Speaker 3: It's also a trial and everything on therapist therapist because
Speaker 3: like there's there's a good chance, like I'm not even
Speaker 3: gonna lie, it's a pretty good chance like the first
Speaker 3: like three to four therapists you get are bad or
Speaker 3: just like not in sync with you. And so it's
Speaker 3: just like that alone. It's like you Also, there's the
Speaker 3: cost nager of it. It's like a fuck, man, it's expensive.
Speaker 3: Good therapy is good.
Speaker 4: Therapy is expensive, well, for sure, But I think that's
Speaker 4: I think it's still everyone. It shouldn't be. That's the problem,
Speaker 4: nuber one, it shouldn't be. But problem number that's the thing.
Speaker 4: You have to figure out what you need and you
Speaker 4: have to be I think the biggest thing is being
Speaker 4: willing try it. I think that is the I think
Speaker 4: it's worth. We're not trying, it's willing, like willingness to
Speaker 4: go there and put yourself under a microscope think well, well,
Speaker 4: I thought about trying. Like the idea of like going
Speaker 4: from person to person, not so much the idea like
Speaker 4: just going there because it's people. The grive embarrassment that
Speaker 4: comes from people, it's always so hard to like.
Speaker 1: Of course, that's why it doesn't work on him. This
Speaker 1: is why it doesn't work on him. Hegotiations them half
Speaker 1: an hours, Like I don't know. Sometimes I feel weird,
Speaker 1: and the therapists like, get out, so feel weird. Yeah,
Speaker 1: as soon as they go to my therapist, and I'm
Speaker 1: just like just too embarrassed to be truthful, so I
Speaker 1: just lie.
Speaker 4: That happens to a lot of people, dude, Yeah, that's
Speaker 4: most people. I feel like it.
Speaker 1: I feel like most people who point you're paying for
Speaker 1: want I understand that, but people are going to people
Speaker 1: won't work on me because I feel like the issues
Speaker 1: that I actually have would just be solved with money.
Speaker 1: And I'm kind of like, yeah, that's kind of yeah,
Speaker 1: And I'm like, what what can they I know what
Speaker 1: I need to do. I'm giving you money, Like, you know,
Speaker 1: what would actually be really great therapy if I came
Speaker 1: here and said here for an hour and you talk
Speaker 1: to me, and then after I was done, you gave
Speaker 1: me three hundred and fifty. I think that's why it
Speaker 1: doesn't work for for like for me specifically. It's the
Speaker 1: only reason I haven't tried it yet is because I
Speaker 1: think even though there's a part of me that's curious
Speaker 1: because oh maybe they will bring something a different perspective
Speaker 1: of something I never thought about. But I'm extremely self analytical,
Speaker 1: like way too often.
Speaker 4: And I think that's a problem because I think you
Speaker 4: can only analyze We can only analyze things from the
Speaker 4: place where we have knowledge of it, you know.
Speaker 1: Sure, so I think when we're not we're not scientists,
Speaker 1: you know. It's why I haven't shut it out because
Speaker 1: I don't think that like, oh, I there is no benefit.
Speaker 1: I think there is a potential, but it is a
Speaker 1: problem I don't have for a while. For a while
Speaker 1: I had free insurance, and the dude, I can't believe
Speaker 1: this happened. I moved. When I moved to Vegas, I
Speaker 1: was still insured with the government insurance in California. I
Speaker 1: was on kal Optima, and they never they just kept
Speaker 1: renewing it. I didn't know that, and so by the
Speaker 1: time I moved back, I missed it by a fucking month.
Speaker 1: They're like, hey, you need to like just reapply or
Speaker 1: say whatever. And I was like, I thought I had
Speaker 1: this shit gone as soon as I fucking applied for
Speaker 1: a new insurance in Nevada. I thought, so I missed
Speaker 1: the window and I reapplied, and then immediately they're like, no,
Speaker 1: you don't qualify this anymore. And then I and then
Speaker 1: my everything's worse by like, dude, I've been trying to
Speaker 1: First of all, the insurance that I selected doesn't even
Speaker 1: work on urgent cares, and they're like, go to the
Speaker 1: emergency room and pay one hundred dollars fucking copay. Because
Speaker 1: I was just like, oh, that's out of pocket for insurance.
Speaker 1: I do that ship. I was just like, I did
Speaker 1: you know, I just I pay my premium. I don't
Speaker 1: have a deductible the one that I selected, But again
Speaker 1: I've also the network here is so fucked in this area. Brother,
Speaker 1: I've been trying to see a urologist for months. I
Speaker 1: have three different referrals. The first one no luck, second
Speaker 1: one I tried calling for almost a month, just kept
Speaker 1: leaving messages. Basically, I had to will my my my
Speaker 1: situation to just be better. Yeah it works, I willed it.
Speaker 1: It works. That's the problem. My people but are good.
Speaker 3: Yeah, I'm trying to think of how to word this.
Speaker 3: Have ever had the issue of like having a therapist
Speaker 3: where it's just like, oh, this is an attractive person.
Speaker 3: I can't be I can't talk to this person.
Speaker 4: Yeah, I had attracted therapist.
Speaker 3: I had attractive therapist once and I was like, I
Speaker 3: can't do this.
Speaker 1: Yeah, I can't do it because I'm like I'm immediately
Speaker 1: like trying to impress them.
Speaker 3: I don't want to be honest with you about my problems.
Speaker 4: That's so fucking crazy.
Speaker 1: That is that is why that is literally, that is
Speaker 1: literally why that's wild.
Speaker 3: I immediately can I immediately canceled. I was like, this
Speaker 3: is not gonna I actually feel this is weird.
Speaker 1: I feel more comfortable with attractive people to like talking
Speaker 1: because I feel like they they like there's a there's
Speaker 1: such a weird barrier to where it's it's feel it
Speaker 1: kind of feel. I feel more embarrassed to tell somebody
Speaker 1: that's like more on my level, because it feels more like, oh,
Speaker 1: you uh, you're not looking at this analytically, You're only
Speaker 1: here this attractive persons only here because they actually care
Speaker 1: about their job versus somebody that's on the level that
Speaker 1: may want to tell my bizin to somebody because I
Speaker 1: feel like these people don't actually give a fuck about me.
Speaker 3: The so weird a saying I need somebody who like
Speaker 3: is so, and they would startle me in the daytime.
Speaker 1: I think, I think, I think it's I think it's
Speaker 1: really interesting, because yeah, I literally for me.
Speaker 4: I went I had a hot therapist. I went to her.
Speaker 4: It was like it was it was like maybe a
Speaker 4: year and a half. I went to her, and then
Speaker 4: she moved, she changed her practice, went somewhere else, and
Speaker 4: I didn't. I wish I did. I wish I fucking did.
Speaker 1: Was already the problem. I wish I did, but so much.
Speaker 4: But then I had I had a watch, I had
Speaker 4: a blackmail like a young girl, not super young, but
Speaker 4: he was in his thirties. Want now he was actually
Speaker 4: a cool dude. He was a cool dude.
Speaker 1: He was also he was also a freaking Caribbean dude
Speaker 1: as well, so he was able to reflects like batty
Speaker 1: Man and all that. You know. He wasn't He wasn't.
Speaker 1: My dad was my dad.
Speaker 4: My dad's there to be insane, but he was. It
Speaker 4: was good talking to somebody. But like I think, it's
Speaker 4: you have to be link to open yourself up. Yeah,
Speaker 4: because I'm very I'm not willing. I'm not a very like.
Speaker 4: I'm forthcoming about myself, so I don't really mind talking
Speaker 4: people about you like whatever. Especially I'm going there in
Speaker 4: I'm spending thousands of dollars for me to be there.
Speaker 4: So I was like, whatever, I'll go, and I went
Speaker 4: and I spoke to him. He helped me out a
Speaker 4: lot with a lot of ship, and I thank him
Speaker 4: for it.
Speaker 1: Do you ever ask you to take your pants off? No?
Speaker 4: He had, he didn't. Thank gohead that age of me,
Speaker 4: I would have tried to fight. He would have beat
Speaker 4: grown ass man and I was like seventeen at best.
Speaker 4: He would have beat the funk out of me. But
Speaker 4: I would have been.
Speaker 1: Like, you never did anything or did you suppress any?
Speaker 1: Did you suppress anything? Or did he ever do anything?
Speaker 4: I mean, if I suppresed that, I suppressed it. Well,
Speaker 4: I don't think I have you ever wonder about that?
Speaker 1: I don't wonder.
Speaker 3: I don't wonder why simply being touched scares you.
Speaker 1: I know why. I know, I know why I don't
Speaker 1: like being touched. Oh like, did you did you ever
Speaker 1: explain why?
Speaker 4: I'm not gonna?
Speaker 1: Oh?
Speaker 4: Man, that's like people touching me.
Speaker 1: That's it.
Speaker 4: I don't like people being near me in general. Because
Speaker 4: I bet it's a really funny story. It's probably because probably.
Speaker 1: I mean, it might be funny to me, even like
Speaker 1: laughing that I and I shouldn't be laughing kind of thing.
Speaker 5: No.
Speaker 1: Oh, like just straight up people molested by football team.
Speaker 3: Nickelodeon, just think could be on Nickelodeon.
Speaker 1: It was a savage the whole football team, thirty fucking
Speaker 1: thirty at least twenty something people. That's crazy. Holy crap,
Speaker 1: you're fucking you're fucking coaching.
Speaker 4: The coach fucking watched it.
Speaker 3: Here's something next, here's something, here's something first. The first
Speaker 3: the first church to keep David Rode in Yeah, or
Speaker 3: the first cheas he key David presents to Andrew Cuomo
Speaker 3: and something I don't know. These names cut out when
Speaker 3: I'm reading the questions.
Speaker 1: Deal with it.
Speaker 3: Uh, this is a matter of great importance. The community
Speaker 3: demands to know if Sweeney's tooth gap is sizable enough
Speaker 3: for Chris to see when he's not wearing glasses. Thanks
Speaker 3: for addressing this matter before the void between sweets teeth
Speaker 3: grows big enough to consume us all.
Speaker 1: I definitely can't see it. I assure you that I
Speaker 1: can't see it. Why are y'all coming after my tooth gap?
Speaker 4: Like it's that crazy?
Speaker 1: It really isn't.
Speaker 3: It's not really that.
Speaker 1: I forget that you have about it up, but like
Speaker 1: it's not that crazy.
Speaker 3: I've seen way crazier and to me, like I see
Speaker 3: from the side. So because they're like like it alsoks,
Speaker 3: Like your teeth are completely normal and they're not fucked
Speaker 3: from my perspective.
Speaker 4: Oh my god, my teeth are very aligned other than
Speaker 4: my gap. Other than my gap, my teeth are very
Speaker 4: very aligned.
Speaker 1: Would you be willing to file your tooth gap? What
Speaker 1: is that going to do? Would you make it make
Speaker 1: it bigger.
Speaker 3: Would you be willing to make your Are you willing
Speaker 3: to make your two front incisors your two front teeth narrow?
Speaker 1: Yeah? No? Why not? Like sticks? Why? Why not? No?
Speaker 1: But no? But why I just don't want to. I
Speaker 1: think I like this that I have now curious.
Speaker 3: There's no way, there's no way, like I'm pretty much,
Speaker 3: even if it was, even if it was pretty prominent,
Speaker 3: I don't think I.
Speaker 1: Would be able to see it with that.
Speaker 4: I I had like primate fucking fangs, that'd be hilarious,
Speaker 4: just to scare the funk out of some ice.
Speaker 1: That scare the ship, like really filing it. I wish
Speaker 1: I had my fangs still. Well, no, like when I
Speaker 1: was a kid, they were nicely to find. Yeah, I
Speaker 1: lost the right one.
Speaker 4: It's not jagging anymore, no more.
Speaker 1: Fucking dumb it. I got my wisdoms pulled out a
Speaker 1: couple of years ago or whatever. But this one fucked
Speaker 1: up this side of my bottom jaw because my teeth
Speaker 1: were perfect, and then they just started fucking. I was like, Yo,
Speaker 1: what the fuck's like on this side? Oh? Rude? I
Speaker 1: was like, Yo, what the fuck.
Speaker 4: Did did the doctor walk up to and he was
Speaker 4: like oh okay, I'm gona taking teeth and you're like,
Speaker 4: a right cool. He took his dick out and.
Speaker 1: Slapped the side of your face, busted out your wisdom teeth. Dude, Well,
Speaker 1: I didn't when I got my first wisdom to pulled
Speaker 1: out because I got the other. I did the last three.
Speaker 1: I did just one because the guy said you want
Speaker 1: to do all of them? Are just the one that
Speaker 1: because one was broken, it was fucked And I was
Speaker 1: like this, dude, one, like I don't want four of
Speaker 1: the same, that's crazy. So he didn't just numb me,
Speaker 1: didn't put me down. This motherfucker. I wonder what he
Speaker 1: does when people are sedated, because he was putting his
Speaker 1: fist into my face to get leverage at one point,
Speaker 1: and I was fucking bruised, and I was like, bro,
Speaker 1: so if I he was, that was probably him taking
Speaker 1: it easy, you know what? He probably.
Speaker 4: Him like looking for the perfect place and press triangle.
Speaker 1: He's mad, he's getting running starts. You're dreaming. It's like
Speaker 1: you change your channel your dreams. You're in a different place.
Speaker 3: Would that have you got if you managed to stay
Speaker 3: asleep while being assaulted physic not sexually. Yeah, but like
Speaker 3: you're punching the head while you were asleep, and you
Speaker 3: managed to stay sleep with that like completely jostle your dream.
Speaker 3: I feel like it was a good question.
Speaker 1: I think it it's not possible to imagine that. I
Speaker 1: think it's also so impossible to question. Yeah, you know,
Speaker 1: it's like, well.
Speaker 3: I guess like in surgery, if you're like under anesthetic,
Speaker 3: because you do dream kind of.
Speaker 4: I didn't dream the one time I was under surgery.
Speaker 1: I did not dream at all. I feel like I
Speaker 1: dreamed I was in the business. I misremember. I don't
Speaker 1: remember it.
Speaker 4: I remember I felt like I heard a bunch of
Speaker 4: ship going on.
Speaker 3: I hope my dream because I remember waking up and I,
Speaker 3: you know, actually up in.
Speaker 1: The middle of it while they were like sucking you
Speaker 1: off or something.
Speaker 4: Yeah, make this dick twice now. It was like, it's
Speaker 4: only guys.
Speaker 1: In this room. No, no, go back to sleep. Sleep.
Speaker 1: I working for like a second, right before you're completely
Speaker 1: out again, you just hear some mad sucking noise. You're like, no,
Speaker 1: it's only.
Speaker 3: There's this, It's crazy. That's a Seinfeld episode where like
Speaker 3: there's a whole subplot of that NBC shid Cob where
Speaker 3: He's like, I.
Speaker 1: Think I got my listed at the dentist. That's real,
Speaker 1: and Brian Crantson is the guy who does it. It
Speaker 1: is right. I do remember hearing that. Yeah, yeah, have
Speaker 1: you guys seen the trailer for Odyssey?
Speaker 3: Oh from uh not really?
Speaker 1: What do you mean like Odyssey too? Like the Odyssey?
Speaker 4: Like that's Homer. No, it's coming out like really soon, yeah, three.
Speaker 1: Days, like really, I think actually in August or something
Speaker 1: August next year. It's next it's next year. Yeah, it
Speaker 1: looks it looks good. Birth alls in it and he's
Speaker 1: aggressive to he's doing what are you doing? Homer? What
Speaker 1: are you doing? Homer? He's a really good fun it's
Speaker 1: not even like he's not. He's like fourth walling it
Speaker 1: like what are you doing?
Speaker 3: Like Homer's like, what the what have I created?
Speaker 1: I didn't write this?
Speaker 3: Scared so Disseus. It's so Dizzyus and the I love
Speaker 3: that story.
Speaker 4: It's really cool.
Speaker 1: It looks like it could be let's go Greek. Where
Speaker 1: are we going to get him to the Greek? Get
Speaker 1: him to the Creek. Let's go kill some cyclops. This
Speaker 1: Greek ther name's nobody Greek? Whatever kill me? Takes a
Speaker 1: shot gun out, blow the head off. I mean the
Speaker 1: cops are like, bro, what the what is that? What
Speaker 1: is that? I'm going, I'm going, I'm I would that
Speaker 1: would be my favorite fucking movie of all time. I
Speaker 1: want people to do ship like that. Why we enslave giants?
Speaker 1: It's like Mond's like like the the World War two
Speaker 1: Modern Sky slavery. Oh, yeah, slavery you ever in the Yeah,
Speaker 1: mod slavery into every game.
Speaker 4: Mod slavery into b G three slave all the goblinstead
Speaker 4: of slave.
Speaker 1: I'm not into. It's a grand tarisma. It's just slaves everywhere,
Speaker 1: just doing slave intarisma. Because I get I use the
Speaker 1: slavery mod and I enslave people. I take them out
Speaker 1: their cars. They're barely designed out the car, just the head,
Speaker 1: and they can see their hands, and I make them
Speaker 1: go till the field. What do you think it would
Speaker 1: be the most egregious game to put a slavery mod
Speaker 1: in Civilization?
Speaker 4: It fits too well already though it slots in.
Speaker 3: Yeah, I guess, I mean I guess egregious.
Speaker 1: Who would have.
Speaker 6: You know, like what like a like a game with
Speaker 6: that slave minus there's mass there, you know, like there's
Speaker 6: like math learn that like you could kind of learn
Speaker 6: how to slave costs.
Speaker 4: It's not like that it's gonna.
Speaker 1: Every answer is wrong. But like, I don't know what.
Speaker 4: I'm trying to think of a game where it just
Speaker 4: has no place like slaves. Like you're playing Donkey Kong
Speaker 4: for sixty four and there's slaves.
Speaker 1: Wow, there we go. I like that.
Speaker 4: I feel like it's a little too close.
Speaker 1: Slaves in a Nintendo game is good, like say Odd World.
Speaker 4: But that game slaves Like months of times people were
Speaker 4: like run into slaves, like African slaves.
Speaker 3: Like photo real Estate.
Speaker 1: African slaves in the middle of fucking vibrinin or something
Speaker 1: that'd be great.
Speaker 4: So there's these are really slaves. It's too close, you know,
Speaker 4: D d R. It's too tangential, d d r R.
Speaker 1: You make you make it's like one long ass song
Speaker 1: and then you start fighting slaves, throwing it. He takes
Speaker 1: a break and he makes you're dancing to wade in
Speaker 1: the water. Oh man, it's just it's just slavery songs.
Speaker 1: That sucks that it has to be a step Mania
Speaker 1: pack where they're slaves.
Speaker 3: There's definitely a fucking Guitar Hero pack with like slave hymns. Yeah,
Speaker 3: everything is officially licensed, of course, fucking.
Speaker 4: Act Division, the fuck you Act Division, the slaves and
Speaker 4: like what yes, Overwatch with slaves. Yeah, well the doom Fist,
Speaker 4: this doom Fist and Pharaoh, I don't know, uh, the Baptist.
Speaker 1: Who's that chick Diva Diva Diva Winston.
Speaker 4: Winston's a slave stops like I'm a gorilla?
Speaker 1: Yeah, no, ship sure, probably from Compton too. Who's the Hamster.
Speaker 1: There's a hamster in that game, and.
Speaker 4: Ham Mint Hammond. That's yeah, of course it is. They're
Speaker 4: all dumb. All their names are dumb. Some niggas named
Speaker 4: doom Fisty has a big army.
Speaker 1: His name is has a Big arm.
Speaker 4: The Haitian name Baptist, which is the most common Haitian
Speaker 4: name ever.
Speaker 1: Literally, I see they're just not I mean, this game
Speaker 1: is from where who made this game? I know it's Blizzard,
Speaker 1: but like it was it not like Americans, American developed,
Speaker 1: American development, suky very Asian. That's why I felt like
Speaker 1: it was like maybe some Sidi area of something, because
Speaker 1: that's sounds.
Speaker 4: Like Bribles is technically an Asian name, but it's those
Speaker 4: are all American characters, you know.
Speaker 1: Yeah, But that is the that's the company. What's the
Speaker 1: company called? Chinese company? Though Singaporean? I think I thought
Speaker 1: they were whatever. Really it's spore thought it was China. Oh,
Speaker 1: I fucking I mean most Singaporeans are Chinese effectively.
Speaker 3: Effectively, I literally got inside both. I hope I got
Speaker 3: come inside both. My switches rode in switches. Yeah, says hello,
Speaker 3: little guys. Since since Kingston continues to claim he as
Speaker 3: a good person and not usually petty, I just want
Speaker 3: to bring up that he once said that on his
Speaker 3: last day at Starbucks, he made a tower of boxes
Speaker 3: in a way that any slight movement would topple the
Speaker 3: whole thing and spilled cuffs and utensils on the ground.
Speaker 3: So the rest of the employees who have to pick
Speaker 3: up after him. This this was a while ago, and
Speaker 3: I don't know if he made that up or not,
Speaker 3: but it really stuck with me all these years.
Speaker 1: It's funny. Is that true? Yeah, it sounds true because
Speaker 1: the way he left it does sound Yeah, it.
Speaker 4: Wasn't my last day. It was that was working there. Uh,
Speaker 4: it was just like a bullshit day. Fucking people called
Speaker 4: out and then my bought manager had to nerve the
Speaker 4: yell at me, even though I came in on one
Speaker 4: of my days off and I was like, oh cool,
Speaker 4: and I was already out the store. I was like,
Speaker 4: I'm leaving now. So but it was the Starbucks in
Speaker 4: New York because I fucking oh god, I hated working
Speaker 4: on Starbucks in New York.
Speaker 1: That's crazy. So you you you just got a job
Speaker 1: at Starbucks and walked in, Uh when you move over here? Uh?
Speaker 4: Yeah, I walked over. I came over with the job.
Speaker 4: I didn't work for a month. That's what fucking severely
Speaker 4: fucked the money for me. Because I came here They're like, oh,
Speaker 4: we're gonna have you working. And then I got here
Speaker 4: like oh, we made the schedule for.
Speaker 1: A month and you can't do it. And I was
Speaker 1: like what.
Speaker 3: I was like, insane, that's crazy, dude, that shit happens, man.
Speaker 1: I was like why, I said.
Speaker 3: People jostled human beings around like or nothing. It's insane.
Speaker 1: Yeah.
Speaker 4: And what makes it sad is the manager. I know.
Speaker 4: The manager was a good person, actually relatively Friday manager
Speaker 4: who was actually a good dude. What happened is at
Speaker 4: that very moment, corporate started putting their hands and stuff.
Speaker 4: We have to know exact how many hours of going
Speaker 4: this way. We can't have this many hours being spent us.
Speaker 4: They care about how many hours are spent, not how
Speaker 4: much efficient the work is done. How like they can't
Speaker 4: like they can't pay people these billion dollar corporations.
Speaker 1: I know.
Speaker 4: It's so crazy, dude. Like I look back on the alls,
Speaker 4: I'm just like, yo, what what the fuck?
Speaker 3: Yeah, the borderline slave wages that people.
Speaker 1: So I'm trying to figure out how to, uh, you know,
Speaker 1: with all the revenue that we have coming in, how
Speaker 1: I can keep ninety eight percent of it? Hey you
Speaker 1: guys one percent?
Speaker 4: Yeah, that would be so unfortunate. And you know, like
Speaker 4: it's like, oh, you got some sort of clause that
Speaker 4: minds it. And I'm like, when did you do this? Derek?
Speaker 1: Yeah? I drugged you, made you sign a piece of paper,
Speaker 1: and then sucking you one for half an hour. After
Speaker 1: the sign, he still beat him up. That's crazy.
Speaker 3: That's crazy anyway anyway, so that stuck with him. He
Speaker 3: also talks the girl he who named Halo on the show,
Speaker 3: and they made fun of her for being a single
Speaker 3: mother just because she didn't like him in high school.
Speaker 1: I remember that, I remember fucked that bitch.
Speaker 4: I remember that fucked that bitch. I don't feel bad.
Speaker 1: I don't. I don't feel bad for that. She was
Speaker 1: terrible to me. She was just a batlet right.
Speaker 4: That was a fucked her best friend now, but I
Speaker 4: never fucked her.
Speaker 1: Count how many times Kingson said I don't feel bad
Speaker 1: about that's about I think that he probably should feel
Speaker 1: bout I don't feel bat it's worth an hour.
Speaker 3: I think that's more that's my show than there is show.
Speaker 1: I will stand on this. I will apologize if I
Speaker 1: feel bad for something. I was not mean to that
Speaker 1: girl at all.
Speaker 4: I don't. I really don't think I'm a mean person.
Speaker 4: I think I very often try to be nice. But
Speaker 4: when people are just dicks for no reason, I cannot
Speaker 4: feel bad for you getting your your deservings.
Speaker 1: I can't.
Speaker 4: I just I just simply cannot. I think if there's
Speaker 4: an on forge the situation that leads people to like, like,
Speaker 4: let's say more Lords of Field and she had like
Speaker 4: a really tough home hope like, I feel bad about
Speaker 4: your your home life that led you to this point,
Speaker 4: But I don't feel bad for you getting your copments
Speaker 4: are doing some funk sh Sorry, bro.
Speaker 1: Too often.
Speaker 4: I've been like, you know what, I'm sorry, Nah, fuck
Speaker 4: that dude. I spent all my twenties doing that. People
Speaker 4: could die for all I care. Fuck you, Kayla, you
Speaker 4: stupid bitch. Fuck you.
Speaker 1: Damn. I'm glad to maybe that he's probably dead. She
Speaker 1: was a fucking top tier patron idiot. Oh no, or
Speaker 1: or nerve es. Actually it was all of our twenty
Speaker 1: five dollars, every single one.
Speaker 4: Now we're not gonna with that money. With that money,
Speaker 4: you should have, fucking guy, you ket another dad.
Speaker 1: That's crazy. I hope somebody tracks her down and shows her.
Speaker 4: I don't give him. I really can't care less. I
Speaker 4: hate that woman so much.
Speaker 1: Not no, I don't.
Speaker 4: I just I'm just being I'm I'm hamming it up.
Speaker 4: I didn't like her that at all when I was younger, though.
Speaker 4: She was a bitch.
Speaker 1: You want to kill her. No, she's not worth it,
Speaker 1: to be honest, you want to kill her.
Speaker 4: She's not worth it.
Speaker 1: You want to skin her alive, not worth it. You're
Speaker 1: you're playing, She's not worth me, not going to all right? Anyway,
Speaker 1: they picked this one, I maybe said dusky. I tried
Speaker 1: to read this while I was playing attention. I just
Speaker 1: didn't have it.
Speaker 3: I'm just gonna read it and see what and see
Speaker 3: if it's good. Nicholas Real Heart Road says, greetings, you
Speaker 3: want to educate it swine. It annoys me every time
Speaker 3: this comes up. But there's no hard and fast roles
Speaker 3: on how many f bombs you can have in a
Speaker 3: PG thirteen movie. Twenty nineteen's Where'd You Go, Bernadette is
Speaker 3: PG thirteen, and it features two uses of the word
Speaker 3: fucking the same scene. The same is true of nudity.
Speaker 3: Wes Anderson's Asteroid City City features a full frontal nude
Speaker 3: scene with Scarlet Johansson. Interesting, Uh, I have not seen
Speaker 3: a straid city.
Speaker 1: It's not bad. Actually, Uh, it's not that. It's not
Speaker 1: that Uh is that what he's describing. It's it's it's
Speaker 1: it's well his description sounds way better than we actually see.
Speaker 1: It's it's very it's underwhelming. Sheds. Uh. Look, man, she
Speaker 1: has she has professional photos that you'd enjoy better, is
Speaker 1: what I'm saying. I see, Yeah, it's have been out before.
Speaker 4: I've aready seen show y.
Speaker 1: Yeah of course anyway, Yeah, so what do you say?
Speaker 3: It was.
Speaker 1: Still PG thirteen The only real rule seems to be
Speaker 1: neither can be used sexually, so no motherfucker or go
Speaker 1: fuck yourself and the like, I'll hang up my epstein
Speaker 1: and listen. So as far as if you look at say,
Speaker 1: just the it's almost feels like an unwritten rule. I
Speaker 1: don't know if it's actually a literal rule, but that's
Speaker 1: just how it typically is. I don't know if it's
Speaker 1: a literal thing.
Speaker 3: It's like safety guidelines for YouTube, where it's just like,
Speaker 3: you shouldn't curse in the first two minutes, but.
Speaker 1: Maybe you can.
Speaker 3: Yeah, Like it really all depends on whether or not
Speaker 3: you get caught or like, like who is you know,
Speaker 3: observing it, and like which kind of interpretation people are
Speaker 3: going to take from it. So I think more people
Speaker 3: are more people operate under the assumption that, like, hey,
Speaker 3: if we do this, it'll probably get nicked. Let's just
Speaker 3: avoid having to recut and re edit and reshoot. Let's
Speaker 3: just air on the safe side and just go by
Speaker 3: the generally understood rule where this is allowed once.
Speaker 1: Yeah, uh, and believe it at that. I yeah, yeah,
Speaker 1: I understand that too. And yeah, so when it comes
Speaker 1: to that, and first of all, I don't even know
Speaker 1: why that would upset guy or or why it would
Speaker 1: bother him about that, because like, I don't think it's
Speaker 1: it's traditionally just go check out a PG thirteen film
Speaker 1: and you're probably gonna hear fuck one time. Yeah, for
Speaker 1: whatever reason. It's even to the point where they made
Speaker 1: fun of that on South Park by using the word
Speaker 1: shit because it was like the same type of principle, like, oh,
Speaker 1: they're gonna say shit on the cop drama or whatever.
Speaker 1: And the way they say it, yeah throughout the thing,
Speaker 1: which I love the way that they use it on
Speaker 1: the cop drama though, because they're waiting for it, and
Speaker 1: it was just so inconsequentially. It was just like, oh, hey, man,
Speaker 1: by the way, you got some shit on your mouth.
Speaker 1: He's like, oh, okind of thanks, and then that's it.
Speaker 1: They're like, wow, so f funny. It's a great episode,
Speaker 1: Timmy say it anyway? Oh he actually ship movie the
Speaker 1: last one uh Lizard wrote and he says, hey, Fels,
Speaker 1: did you see Dean Withers freak out about an anxiety
Speaker 1: pen which sounds fake as hell, I have anxiety and
Speaker 1: it's retarded. But more importantly, him docking and threatening CPS
Speaker 1: on someone during a debate. I did see this.
Speaker 3: I did uh see I. I don't know the details
Speaker 3: of that, but I did see a little bit of it.
Speaker 3: I saw a video of him freaking out about like
Speaker 3: it's my it's my anxiety. Pen's talking.
Speaker 1: I really don't know, like a little fidgy thing fidgets
Speaker 1: with it. No.
Speaker 3: I think it's like a vape or something like the
Speaker 3: fume or fume or whatever.
Speaker 4: It is such a big problem in the young community.
Speaker 4: It's fucking crazy.
Speaker 3: Are they all vapous?
Speaker 4: Vaping is a big fucking problem.
Speaker 1: So that's what they're all doing instead of drinking, is
Speaker 1: their vaping? Actually that is true when I went to
Speaker 1: the doctor, because they usually ask I do smoke or drink?
Speaker 1: That's all they They always ask the quye when they're
Speaker 1: doing the triage, you smoke a drink. And then they
Speaker 1: asked like do you vape? And I was like, oh,
Speaker 1: it's weird. I never heard the last night before, well
Speaker 1: not openly but the d L. But I don't know vape.
Speaker 1: Don't think you need to know that.
Speaker 3: Are you are arena having fun here or what? But
Speaker 3: it is I I did see this. I don't know
Speaker 3: what an anxiety pen is I'm not a vape person.
Speaker 1: I just don't. I'm out of vast.
Speaker 3: I'm not really even I'm not even really a smoker really,
Speaker 3: Like I like a cigar every now and again for
Speaker 3: like a special occasion, and weed I would prefer to
Speaker 3: do through gummies because it's just like I just want
Speaker 3: to relax and just chill. But uh yeah, vapes never
Speaker 3: really the process of inhaling something into my lungs is
Speaker 3: never felt like anything that anything that is in air
Speaker 3: shouldn't be in my lungs.
Speaker 1: Is kind of how I feel about it.
Speaker 4: When I smoked, when I was using drugs, I hated
Speaker 4: gummies because I feel like I would get too high
Speaker 4: from it.
Speaker 1: Uh, melatonin, they have a caffeine.
Speaker 3: But what are you talking about?
Speaker 1: The vapes? Yeah, so I'm looking at these anxiety pins? Real,
Speaker 1: what the fuck is this? So stupid? Man?
Speaker 3: He was freaking out about like somebody making fun of
Speaker 3: it or something.
Speaker 1: Yeah, I would do. I would make fun of it too.
Speaker 1: Yeah me too. Yeah, because like I feel like I
Speaker 1: know these people are the people that made the anxiety pin.
Speaker 1: They're the people that are always trying to corner a market. Right. Oh,
Speaker 1: you're like, ah, what hasn't existed yet. What can we
Speaker 1: sell to people? And like, oh, I can't believe it's
Speaker 1: never been done before. Yeah, it's never been done for
Speaker 1: because it's stupid. You could just fucking relax with plenty
Speaker 1: of other products on the market.
Speaker 3: Yeah, it's like, oh, an entire generation are raised by
Speaker 3: overstimulation and stressed out beyond their fucking wildest dreams. Yeah,
Speaker 3: I see a market opportunity here.
Speaker 1: Like you, there's there's melatonin pills if you want to
Speaker 1: just take a piece of it to mel yourself out.
Speaker 1: There's plenty of things you can do already. There's drinks,
Speaker 1: there's alcohol there, you know, just I'm just a mild
Speaker 1: amount of something. You don't got to get fucking drunk exactly,
Speaker 1: many of things that already exist. So like the idea
Speaker 1: of like oh the dirty pin from like, it's the
Speaker 1: same thing that people that got a fidget spinner that
Speaker 1: you know, there were people that had fidgety things before
Speaker 1: because they actually had issues good then other people. I
Speaker 1: only bought one because it was a Captain America shield.
Speaker 1: I was like, that's oh the fidgetman. Yeah, I was like,
Speaker 1: it's a Captain America. Those things were.
Speaker 3: Fucking everywhere for a minute, for a minute. It's kind
Speaker 3: of crazy like that was like that.
Speaker 1: It was like Pokemon go for like a solid like
Speaker 1: a year and a half or something like, I could
Speaker 1: not go anywhere without seeing those things. That's exactly that's
Speaker 1: what's gonna happen with these anxiety pins. They're gonna be
Speaker 1: flashion pan.
Speaker 4: I think it's like what I don't know, man, I
Speaker 4: don't have I don't have the curse of being down
Speaker 4: with anxiety.
Speaker 1: So adhd physit fidget pencils.
Speaker 4: So for me, it's like if any if it helps
Speaker 4: people's function, I guess whatever, you know, if it helps
Speaker 4: give them any form of solids, like I just by
Speaker 4: all means have it.
Speaker 1: Yeah, fine, Like it's just to me, it's just like
Speaker 1: it said, sounded so strange because like for it to
Speaker 1: specifically be an anxiety pan, you know what I mean.
Speaker 3: Like, that's why I.
Speaker 4: Think it's creazy. Him having anxiety sport and being a
Speaker 4: debater is fucking crazy.
Speaker 1: He hates himself, that's great.
Speaker 3: He must clearly hate himself because like I have a
Speaker 3: exacty I don't like. I don't like fucking I hate
Speaker 3: the cond the idea of even doing such a thing. Yeah,
Speaker 3: in no way annoying.
Speaker 1: I can imagine that.
Speaker 4: I think debates are. I think debates would be fun
Speaker 4: if they were like actually, like attentive.
Speaker 1: Mind, if people didn't suck moderors.
Speaker 3: Well, no, well they wouldn't be fun. That's kind of
Speaker 3: the problem is that they are fun. Now they're just fun.
Speaker 1: You wants to be fun or informative, you gotta choose one,
Speaker 1: because I think a debate would be I don't know
Speaker 1: from my brain. I think debates should be like for
Speaker 1: the reason, you should get to up, like a sort
Speaker 1: of a middle ground of agreeing. So niggas be fun.
Speaker 4: But niggas shouldn't just be live or so.
Speaker 1: I think.
Speaker 4: I think it'd be fun having people get caught in
Speaker 4: their lives. I think that should be fun, like just
Speaker 4: a while to the debate. The matteries like that is
Speaker 4: not true. But that's what all modern debates are. Is
Speaker 4: just like trying to people trying to get each other.
Speaker 1: So he wants you want in a real a real
Speaker 1: time a moderator that will not move past the subject.
Speaker 4: Oh yeah, no, like no, like that's not true.
Speaker 1: You are you are you? It's a tally. He's like
Speaker 1: every time he lies, he puts his finger up. We
Speaker 1: should another one again.
Speaker 3: We should an entire episode where like every shot is
Speaker 3: a close up.
Speaker 1: Every that's fucking crazy, just just like just like what
Speaker 1: extreme close up? I like the Russian frame. That'd be funny,
Speaker 1: don't I say anything that the frame rushes into you
Speaker 1: like fucking horror movies so annoying. Nobody would watch that episode.
Speaker 1: They would see the first few minutes of it. They
Speaker 1: would be like, Oh, it's funny, and then they would
Speaker 1: turn it off and go listen to the audio. I'm
Speaker 1: gonna suck this whole thing.
Speaker 4: Mister president. What are you gonna do about everybody being
Speaker 4: so dumb and gay?
Speaker 1: As far as it goes, I don't know. I'm I'm gay,
Speaker 1: so I don't know what to say to I don't know,
Speaker 1: mister too far too It used to be right here.
Speaker 1: I was like, huh, yeah, I don't know.
Speaker 3: Well, I guess it's because I'm further to that. I
Speaker 3: tried to move it in a way that, like your
Speaker 3: your frame wouldn't uh get cut off. Yeah, we gotta
Speaker 3: get it. I understood it.
Speaker 1: I think I have to. I just got to bring
Speaker 1: one now. Now, none of this none of this looks right.
Speaker 1: This is good.
Speaker 3: We're about to leave anyway.
Speaker 1: Whatever.
Speaker 3: Yeah, but we're did we answer the question?
Speaker 1: I think I don't. I don't remember what it was.
Speaker 1: What was it?
Speaker 3: Thanks for coming? I don't know, I genuinely remember. Thanks
Speaker 3: for coming.
Speaker 1: Everybodysh He was the one that said, did he bring
Speaker 1: up Dean Withers.
Speaker 3: Yeah, yeah, I guess it was just a bring up thing.
Speaker 1: It was more of a statement, so uh yeah, I
Speaker 1: mean it's the best we got, I guess, which is crazy.
Speaker 1: I saw another one of those young dumb kids with
Speaker 1: a with a name, you know, to Dean Withers, that
Speaker 1: they have their name, that's their YouTube channel, and then
Speaker 1: they have a fucking suit on and ship like a
Speaker 1: liberal fuck like I saw don't talking about this before.
Speaker 1: And I'm like, bro, guys, if you want to get
Speaker 1: into YouTube right now, if you're mildly interested in politics,
Speaker 1: just wear a suit, first last name, wear suit. You're
Speaker 1: the algorithm's gonna pick you up. Because I saw another
Speaker 1: one that's like doing incredibly well, and I'm.
Speaker 3: Like, this is stupid, it is insane.
Speaker 1: Just I don't know, I don't know how safe of
Speaker 1: a thing it is.
Speaker 4: Yeah, well politics is the thing now, but like I
Speaker 4: don't know, man, I couldn't.
Speaker 1: I couldn't do it into it. Chris Withers, Chris Withers, Chris,
Speaker 1: Ray Chris. It's gotta be it's gotta Raymond is better.
Speaker 1: It's gotta sound like a real last name, because then
Speaker 1: I think the algorithm will pick you Raymond Christoph or something.
Speaker 1: Do it and then just brand plays are on your
Speaker 1: fucking uh your profile picture and then pictures and suits.
Speaker 1: There goes one of those if you're like, oh this guy,
Speaker 1: he's he's serious, serious fucking person. I can't stand that.
Speaker 1: I hate people that fucking wear suits that normally don't
Speaker 1: wear suits, that are trying to pretend like, oh that's crazy, Like,
Speaker 1: get the fuck out. I hate wears.
Speaker 4: I feel suppressed.
Speaker 1: I like a suit, actually do genuinely like suits. I
Speaker 1: just uh fat, I would enjoy same.
Speaker 4: That's that's about what it is.
Speaker 1: That's that's fun. It is, like yeah, because it just
Speaker 1: just end up looking like king thing kind of doesn't. Yeah,
Speaker 1: if I if I had a custom like king because
Speaker 1: Kingpin hides it, well yeah, you know, like that's I
Speaker 1: need like good tailoring ship too, and I don't have.
Speaker 3: I want to look like Spider Verse Kingpin where my
Speaker 3: head's in the middle of my chest. You get tailored
Speaker 3: to somehow they yeah, they add, they add like a
Speaker 3: shoulder pad that goes over the back of my head
Speaker 3: and like two feet high.
Speaker 1: That's actually kind of dope. See I would do that
Speaker 1: if somebody. I need somebody to buy me.
Speaker 3: Yeah, somebody hooks. Somebody hook us up one of the
Speaker 3: Kingpins suit creators, of which of course exists.
Speaker 1: Yeah. Anyway, Yeah, I was. It was pissing me off.
Speaker 1: It Okay, you want me to get it back to
Speaker 1: or if you want to like it, they just zooming
Speaker 1: out all the way. In fact, make us mega small.
Speaker 3: Yeah, no problem, the opposite.
Speaker 1: Damn. There we go like that shop. Yeah, there we go.
Speaker 1: Now we're talking. That was a wide angle looking we
Speaker 1: can see you can see all the can you know
Speaker 1: this is this is Imax. That's crazy star tank in Imax.
Speaker 1: You can see all the sausages being made. Yeah, guys,
Speaker 1: he's a fucking stupid sneaking that nobody asks for, No
Speaker 1: one cares, No one gives a fuck about a studio anyway. Uh,
Speaker 1: we're gonna read our twenty five dollars patrons. Now, remember
Speaker 1: you can go over to patreon dot com slashes dark
Speaker 1: Tank if you want to fucking see some of that.
Speaker 1: Do it, yeah, do it, do it right the fuck Now.
Speaker 1: You can make me say.
Speaker 3: Whatever you want, even if I even ifody really don't
Speaker 3: want to to to.
Speaker 1: Penish te amazing three two one Uh the.
Speaker 3: Og queen of a SMR whispers and am frank uh
Speaker 3: the dead spider.
Speaker 1: I would her to fly and I would piss on
Speaker 1: its corpse. Uh. The man is so Jewish he haggles
Speaker 1: with an ATM or getting my dig sucked by an
Speaker 1: elephant trunk Sissy chrissy pissy Uh being filling swing with
Speaker 1: hot cream, Delta Gamma, easing myself onto an upright.
Speaker 3: We remote literally fed this toddler last week? Why is
Speaker 3: it still crying? Squimp his bugs? Clamuel Esquire the third
Speaker 3: user guild Master Colin More you already trump reading she
Speaker 3: sped out do green eggs and him? Why is nyc
Speaker 3: Lingo so sexually charged?
Speaker 1: Is it?
Speaker 3: I don't feel like it's particularly sexually charged.
Speaker 4: I feel like we're not the people to ask anymore,
Speaker 4: really anymore?
Speaker 1: Well like dead ass, yeah, dead ass. I guess it's
Speaker 1: like this is really seating bong bing bong, classic New
Speaker 1: York's line to ask any longer and once upon the
Speaker 1: timmy where, But I don't. I'm not. I'm fucking no
Speaker 1: not you you haven't really, Yeah, what do you mean?
Speaker 4: I lived in I lived in the city for years.
Speaker 1: Caseid you don't even like it and you haven't been back.
Speaker 1: I mean I went back like three years ago. Oh
Speaker 1: three years ago, but like, but that's why I went back.
Speaker 1: That's you understand how long that is.
Speaker 4: But think of it like this. There's a difference, right,
Speaker 4: there's been between because I talk to my family from
Speaker 4: New York all the time too that are in the
Speaker 4: city proper cool, and they kind of have different accents,
Speaker 4: but they don't really like I'm not talking about them
Speaker 4: and didn't even lingo. I'm just talking about ship and
Speaker 4: they're like whatever this this or of that. They're not
Speaker 4: like saying, like, I don't know, my heart is like
Speaker 4: a fucking new modern thing. People say mud, people say
Speaker 4: mud now, but that's kind of old too. I heard
Speaker 4: that long time ago. I just don't know, man, I
Speaker 4: feel like most New York slang.
Speaker 1: Is just I don't feel like it's particularly sexually charges
Speaker 1: the whole point of what I'm saying. Yeah, I can't
Speaker 1: think of anything.
Speaker 4: Yeah, we're also not around slanks because from that area,
Speaker 4: I think that's the biggest thing. We just don't. We're
Speaker 4: not talk.
Speaker 1: Cousins are very fucking in that space. I'm going to
Speaker 1: with a mortar. Come and come and come in, good
Speaker 1: men and twins. Colon Moriarty two rats and trench goat
Speaker 1: Sandport bitches. The power to make someone rotate one hundred
Speaker 1: and eighty degrees upside down in an instant. You would
Speaker 1: kill break their neck. Yeah, I guess he didn't break
Speaker 1: his neck. He didn't break his neck.
Speaker 3: Later that would be a really powerful ability, Actually it would.
Speaker 3: You didn't the president once he's probably done, he's like,
Speaker 3: what's seventy nine?
Speaker 1: Ah, I forgot about that. I'm gonna come. I'm gonna
Speaker 1: Jizzy Quizzy Toby Maldo the DS picto chet Molester. Do
Speaker 1: you think, dude, dude, you bang, it's gotta be so crazy,
Speaker 1: like gotta be so pathetic his cap her out. Do
Speaker 1: you remember when this was like a clip of him
Speaker 1: passing by Milania and she made the like most grotesque
Speaker 1: like face like she it was like she got hit
Speaker 1: in the face with a shovel of ship is basically
Speaker 1: the face she made. And I'm like, you can't smell
Speaker 1: that bad.
Speaker 3: He probably smells that bad.
Speaker 1: It's crazy.
Speaker 4: Probably just hates him.
Speaker 1: He probably ships up his back all the time. He
Speaker 1: puts the blazer on so nobody can see. I don't
Speaker 1: want anybody seeing my ship covered back, so I wear
Speaker 1: this blazer even when it's crazy. President Trump, do you
Speaker 1: think it would be a better idea to just clean
Speaker 1: the ship off of you? No, you're fired. You're fired.
Speaker 1: You're telling me what to do. I don't like being
Speaker 1: told what to do. Now, if you'll excuse me, And
Speaker 1: he lands on his back and he slides away like
Speaker 1: a snail. Fucking ocean. Man's playing as soon as as
Speaker 1: soon as the fucking camera he just one frame, he's up.
Speaker 3: That would be so much body control. The single most
Speaker 3: impressive athlete on.
Speaker 1: The phase of the earth.
Speaker 4: That's magic. That's not that's something.
Speaker 1: Mad like that, do something something. Oh man, I'm here
Speaker 1: to talk about tariffs. It like spout.
Speaker 3: Dude, some people.
Speaker 1: It will never not be fucking entertaining to imagine people
Speaker 1: shipping up their backs, Dude, like there's something.
Speaker 3: So it's something so viscerally disgusting.
Speaker 4: Seeing a baby shut up there back again in their
Speaker 4: own hair is the funniest thing I think ever. In
Speaker 4: your own hair is crazy that your hair is bleached
Speaker 4: from your own shipshed my glasses.
Speaker 1: Ah fuck, there's ship in your hair. B gunk. You
Speaker 1: throw the person in the trash can when they do that.
Speaker 1: Once that happened, you got to throw them in the
Speaker 1: trash can. Backboard, goby, goby.
Speaker 3: How many dirty does he throw his clothes away?
Speaker 1: He probably auctions every suit, auctions.
Speaker 3: Them, just like I shat all over this ship. So
Speaker 3: it's like, oh my.
Speaker 1: God, presidential ship gets it, cleans it off. It's cleaner
Speaker 1: than detergent could ever make it.
Speaker 4: It is true. It is truly clean, like clean.
Speaker 1: He's so clean it goes up in value, like it
Speaker 1: goes up in value after being shot on amazing, amazing
Speaker 1: money that bag. I should hire you to link all
Speaker 1: of this ship off back. Clones, come here and linck
Speaker 1: this ship straight off my back. Then, oh my god,
Speaker 1: linke time.
Speaker 4: I get the like off his back.
Speaker 1: Oh my god, my god, my god, never speaking of
Speaker 1: your name is ship lick now ship lick I need
Speaker 1: you to follow me everywhere because I ship my back
Speaker 1: every ten minutes.
Speaker 4: Oh, here comes another guy's here.
Speaker 1: Comes another one every ten minutes. It really hurts it.
Speaker 1: Oh yeah, it's it's fucking like acid.
Speaker 4: It's like a and this guy's goggling it down.
Speaker 1: Now Jesus. Anyway, back to ruling.
Speaker 3: Berserker Beatles, big Bouncy Backside, reckless Rhino the Sloker too.
Speaker 3: Why I said, Derby Sween, what's your favorite Pokemon? Why
Speaker 3: is it jinxy racist bastard crabbly shrimps? And I restrain
Speaker 3: myself from the hyperbolic chamber joke Chester don Cheetle's cheesy
Speaker 3: velvet bussy.
Speaker 1: Dawn, damn velvet leader. Fucking wild game start? Why does
Speaker 1: game start looking faker? Like? Was he supposed to quit?
Speaker 4: Drama alert?
Speaker 1: And he's never like looking more and more like a
Speaker 1: like not a real He looks like kind of generated. Yeah,
Speaker 1: he looks yeah, like his beard doesn't look real. It's
Speaker 1: never looked real though, to be fair, Yeah, I mean
Speaker 1: I know what you mean, but Star has always looked
Speaker 1: like a fucking sim or something like.
Speaker 3: He always looked like some kind of like a me.
Speaker 1: He looks like.
Speaker 4: He looks like a character from a freaking CRP.
Speaker 1: He's even doing the idle animation with his fucking stupid
Speaker 1: square beard. Didn't he leave? Did he leave drama? Did
Speaker 1: that happen?
Speaker 3: I think he gave it to somebody else and now
Speaker 3: he's just doing local ship.
Speaker 1: Yeah.
Speaker 3: I just I just invested in a bunch of bullshit.
Speaker 1: He he, I know he did that. The boxing thing
Speaker 1: was like happy, yeah, something like that. Yeah, and then
Speaker 1: that's it. Or they offered me a fight outter there
Speaker 1: after the greater.
Speaker 3: Oh oh right to like make do do you want
Speaker 3: to do that? You want to do another fight in
Speaker 3: two months?
Speaker 1: No?
Speaker 3: I wanted to be done with this exactly today.
Speaker 1: In fact, Yeah, I get yeah.
Speaker 3: Beatlefucker twelve thousand and seventy seven, The Fucker of Fire
Speaker 3: and seventy seven Beatles Domination.
Speaker 1: Click dribble, uh boo. Hitting Women Rhapsody'd be like, Mama,
Speaker 1: just hit a woman, pulled my fist behind my head,
Speaker 1: said oh.
Speaker 3: God, now she's dead.
Speaker 1: Uh.
Speaker 3: The worms bursting out of JFK rfk's face like Diego
Speaker 3: and Dead Rising three while he's on trial A totally
Speaker 3: spoilers for Dead Rising, A totally normal, straight beetle Derek
Speaker 3: Knatchov in his innocent hashtig free him my startup page's
Speaker 3: cakefarts dot org round eyed Asian freezing a snack wrap
Speaker 3: TM to cool off. He's a burning bussy hole.
Speaker 1: I wonder I did see that? What is that? Even?
Speaker 3: I don't think I've ever had a snack crab, a
Speaker 3: snackrab from where I don't know McDonald's.
Speaker 1: I think, oh, they have a they have a rap
Speaker 1: the snack like, what is it?
Speaker 3: Like chicken and then like like chicken and jolly ranchers.
Speaker 1: Okay, chicken and chicken pringles and jolly ranchers. Good luck.
Speaker 1: I used to like, bite into it. Yeah, good luck
Speaker 1: to your teeth man, bite into a jolly rancher? Did
Speaker 1: I used to do that all the time.
Speaker 3: Why I like the crunch Yeah, honestly it was a
Speaker 3: patient's thing. Sometimes I would sometimes, I mean sometimes I
Speaker 3: would happen. You know what it is actually the jolly ranchers.
Speaker 3: I don't know what the fun I swear to God
Speaker 3: somebody could fact check this. I swear to god. I
Speaker 3: remember jolly ranchers being like surrounded squares. I swear to
Speaker 3: god I had one, and it was like that, and
Speaker 3: then at some point they became cylinders and exclusively cylinders.
Speaker 1: They were never really cylinders. They were always you know
Speaker 1: what I mean though, like columns or something.
Speaker 4: They were always sort of like rectangular, rectangular shape.
Speaker 3: I swear to god. They changed, but like ever since
Speaker 3: they did that change where they became like columns or whatever,
Speaker 3: or like whatever the fuck they are. Typically, every time
Speaker 3: I would suck on them, they would form these like
Speaker 3: fucking razor sharp they would like eventually they have the
Speaker 3: dibits that would just cut the funk out of my tongue.
Speaker 3: So eventually I was just like, I'm just gonna eat
Speaker 3: I'm just gonna.
Speaker 1: Choose these for me when you just stop eating them.
Speaker 3: I mean, I like the taste of them. I don't
Speaker 3: know if I would like them today, though, honestly.
Speaker 1: They probably suck. Did I order my Oh no?
Speaker 3: He looked at how excited he got because I yesterday
Speaker 3: you ordered that candy, didn't.
Speaker 1: You don't know if I actually did. No, it's still
Speaker 1: in its still underpart no purchases. Now I'm going to
Speaker 1: I don't know why the matrix glasses of morpheous glasses
Speaker 1: morphous glasses are in your fucking related items. Okay, I
Speaker 1: remember now some but I know played Morphas in the
Speaker 1: music video recently.
Speaker 3: My safe for later, My safe for later on Amazon
Speaker 3: is crazy because it's just like it'll be like candy
Speaker 3: a gun.
Speaker 4: I don't think how many later anymore.
Speaker 3: I think I just have some just because I have,
Speaker 3: like a like an obnoxious red blazer.
Speaker 1: Oh, just in your safe. Yeah, because I just wanted.
Speaker 1: I still to this day want like an obnoxious red suit.
Speaker 1: I just don't know if I ever want to pull
Speaker 1: the trigger on actually buying it. So it's just in
Speaker 1: my safe for later things so I can imagine it.
Speaker 1: It's like my Pinterest. I guess many. I have many
Speaker 1: just unnecessary things that I'm probably never gonna buy in
Speaker 1: the safe, like a like a pimp smoking smoke jacket,
Speaker 1: smoking jacket, a shoe with like the little the cowboy
Speaker 1: what is it the spur Jumanji from when we were
Speaker 1: at fucking the bar. Yeah, so I have juman the
Speaker 1: game is in there, the real game, Yeah, like the
Speaker 1: one that at least it looks like the.
Speaker 3: Yeah, the one this model after that. That's so funny
Speaker 3: that that brings Jumanji to already. I feel like you're
Speaker 3: gonna get at least two minutes a good conversation.
Speaker 1: So if you bring to a party two minutes, if
Speaker 1: you bring jumandi to a party, Uh, I'm what is
Speaker 1: I prefer Palestinian manji? Oh, I put this thing in.
Speaker 1: It's like a I don't remember how I got here,
Speaker 1: but it's like, ain't that the truth? It's like a
Speaker 1: lingerie for men like you put your penis through the thing.
Speaker 1: Look at this thing, yo, I want that really bad.
Speaker 3: I'm gonna buy that, right, I actually already I actually
Speaker 3: already bought it, already bought it.
Speaker 1: Actually, Oh fuck tint. The shipping is eleven dollars and
Speaker 1: this thing costs six dollars from Europe. Clearly, yeah, it's clearly.
Speaker 3: I mean, obviously it's a fucking it's lingerie for a
Speaker 3: pen it's from Europe. It was self respecting American or
Speaker 3: Mexican or Canadian would do that.
Speaker 1: That's very true. I wonder how I found it.
Speaker 3: Oh, this is a miss, you know, it's crazy.
Speaker 1: I feel like I've seen that.
Speaker 3: I wonder where that kid that perfectly replicated the Bullie
Speaker 3: Maguire dances today? Help I got come inside both my
Speaker 3: switches and now the joy cons are crunchy. I tried
Speaker 3: baking them at three fifty for forty five minutes to
Speaker 3: maybe burn it away. Senator Jerry Molest Manderley, Republican, got
Speaker 3: phantom e preggers through my phantom touch sense in VR chat,
Speaker 3: got e pegged in my e ass and I E
Speaker 3: liked Ith blonde, blue eyed German Man trading Chris's feet
Speaker 3: picks for fent Superman punching his reel to death truth
Speaker 3: justice in the Israeli way, getting motion sickness from the
Speaker 3: Earth's rotation.
Speaker 1: You need to be called Christian Sonachu Peterson thug Zillow
Speaker 1: two thousand versus Medicaid cuts grantherto four swingset glitch on
Speaker 1: some mart Bro ship. After the bill passed, we at
Speaker 1: the Snark tank support all actions made by Iran Glory.
Speaker 3: Be to the Ayatola.
Speaker 1: I can't argue with that one. Jack W. F M.
Speaker 1: Swen's spoiler policy is genuinely fucking outrageous.
Speaker 3: It's super in considerate. Makes sense for a Yank, he
Speaker 3: tells me.
Speaker 4: A Yank, he has to be a brit Maybe he's
Speaker 4: a brit Or, he's a Caribbean. If you're a Caribbean.
Speaker 4: Shut shut up, really, really shut up.
Speaker 3: Really, all my sexes are with men. That's why I
Speaker 3: hang my hat on his wienie. By George Gay, if
Speaker 3: you step into San Antonio, you will be raped with
Speaker 3: big meat.
Speaker 1: He stinks. Uh Canola Joe slid into Epstein selling a
Speaker 1: T one thousand street Fighter six, but everybody's naked and
Speaker 1: hard gay actor good luck, Jonathan, Oh my god, what
Speaker 1: that's another Cometown bit? I was. I just shared this
Speaker 1: on my story like a couple of weeks ago. Oh
Speaker 1: really yeah, Like it was like there was a.
Speaker 3: There's good luck Jonathan, good luck. You're trying to explain that.
Speaker 3: You're trying to explain It just occurred to me, like,
Speaker 3: don't even bother.
Speaker 1: It's you guys. Look, please look up this bit because
Speaker 1: it's I don't want to ruin it. I don't it's
Speaker 1: too good lock Jonathan.
Speaker 3: Because there was he can't explain it.
Speaker 1: I don't want to explain it because it'll ruin the
Speaker 1: bit that you gotta. You gotta look up good Luck
Speaker 1: to Cometown. I've not seen any Cometown, so like it's
Speaker 1: a whatever the algorithm, so like twenty seventeen, it's just
Speaker 1: started pouring in Cometown clips because they're like, hey, you're stupid.
Speaker 1: And then and then I was like, yeah, I am,
Speaker 1: and it just I've seen more clips than I've listened
Speaker 1: to episodes, probably.
Speaker 3: Probably yeah, I mean yeah, I mean yeah. Hashtag restore
Speaker 3: the Gator verse. I must it must have been. It
Speaker 3: must have really killed the vibe when all those people
Speaker 3: got snatched by ice slices. We could Lilysen Saniera a
Speaker 3: heath eating truck stop sushi on the regular, Gids Sweeney
Speaker 3: a certified rog Can we get a death metal logo
Speaker 3: snark tank tote bag?
Speaker 1: Please?
Speaker 3: That blonde haired, blue eyed German guy's name is so annoying.
Speaker 3: He just might be a real German. I'm Mexican. Can
Speaker 3: I say the end where JK I will JK Obama
Speaker 3: when he met Michelle be like, let me be queer?
Speaker 6: Uh?
Speaker 3: Kevin Durant's feet, Feta cheese, it's soaked in Brian have
Speaker 3: it with tomatoes on the vine. Not all parodies have
Speaker 3: to be gay. Uh fuck you, I am paying my
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Speaker 3: eight geese. Fucked a fuck face, unstoppable cardboard pie. I
Speaker 3: replace the RS on my dodge ram with w's and
Speaker 3: now my engines sounds like take on me, what's the uh?
Speaker 1: What's that?
Speaker 3: I almost feel like I wish I could, you know
Speaker 3: what I wish I could nail. I wish I could
Speaker 3: nail that like British reality show inflection, where like it's
Speaker 3: almost like a Anthony Moore.
Speaker 1: Dan exactly, but like like, uh, they came here on
Speaker 1: a boat, you know what I mean? Okay, some crazy shit.
Speaker 1: I don't know how to do it. It's a tricky one.
Speaker 3: Niggard Ziggard family heirloom locket with eighteen hundred's pro Jared
Speaker 3: style dickpick in it so insane. The hidden genius of
Speaker 3: calling people I don't like the N word and retrospective
Speaker 3: video essay, don't watch the bits on the.
Speaker 1: Show, you nerd? That is crazy? You got.
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Speaker 3: to Larry David Goon, devil the man with outcome, hammering
Speaker 3: my dick to a flat flat grind smithing levels. I
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Speaker 1: Uh do you know why they call him that? No? Wait,
Speaker 1: I'm not gonna say, Jesus Christ.
Speaker 3: Adam ruins everything versus Sheldon Cooper, Switchy the kid, me
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Speaker 1: Jeck do well today USh uh mamby.
Speaker 3: Pamby liberals mad because the President bediddling kids, my papp
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Speaker 1: It's fine.
Speaker 3: Little molested Bill's character triggering turn impact a huge man
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Speaker 1: I don't even know what the fuck I.
Speaker 3: Just read there, man Am sees the joking dead.
Speaker 1: I forgot don't the joking dead.
Speaker 3: We're We're lost. That's one of my favorite clubs ever. Honestly,
Speaker 3: it's like quick for channel, like you know where to go,
Speaker 3: I know what we're doing. Man, We're lost.
Speaker 1: I think I love that. Season is great.
Speaker 4: It's actually like really good television.
Speaker 3: Photographically, the only good season of the show.
Speaker 1: It's the only solid season all the week.
Speaker 3: It's the only it's still objectively solid season in that show.
Speaker 1: Yeah, season two is everything has.
Speaker 3: Yeah, season two, I hate it. I couldn't believe how
Speaker 3: much I hated season. But at the end of season two,
Speaker 3: I was like, oh, I'm not watching this ever again.
Speaker 1: I was okay with how it started off, it it
Speaker 1: kind of went off the rails after, you know, like
Speaker 1: after Shane was like going insane, I kind of like,
Speaker 1: I don't care anymore going in Shane and I like Shane.
Speaker 1: I think he's Shane Memran in Shane. Shane was actually fun,
Speaker 1: but like that was the height of it. After that,
Speaker 1: just the just what it evolved into, and that's seeing
Speaker 1: him He's like crazy now I'm crazy in Shane Lah.
Speaker 1: I love that.
Speaker 3: The whole episode it's forty minutes of.
Speaker 1: Him raising his hand and then it occasionally cuts away
Speaker 1: to the B story and then the A story comes
Speaker 1: back A story.
Speaker 3: Shane look at the camera, so in twenty minutes, I
Speaker 3: guess they're like twenty minutes for the B story, twenty
Speaker 3: minutes for this A story.
Speaker 1: It was. It ends in the credits that was right
Speaker 1: after he killed that shot.
Speaker 3: He got his second is the second Rick comes back,
Speaker 3: he still just.
Speaker 1: Fatters him completely, just like what is the ending of
Speaker 1: season one? That's when he go to the facility, right,
Speaker 1: they go to the facility. That's the ending when it
Speaker 1: when it then and then they blow it up and
Speaker 1: then they find uh. I think that's just the end.
Speaker 1: I don't remember exactly how it ends. And then the
Speaker 1: season two is I think that's when there they stumble
Speaker 1: up on the farm, right, because I think kid got
Speaker 1: shot on accident. They were the only kid, Carl. I
Speaker 1: couldn't remember his name, Curl. Curl got shot because remember
Speaker 1: he sees a deer and he's like, oh like and
Speaker 1: it's like a great moment of like there's still some
Speaker 1: beauty in the it's shot and it's that fat idiotics
Speaker 1: or whatever his name is I remember, and then he
Speaker 1: was like, oh my bed I'm doing fat and then
Speaker 1: it's crazy out here sometimes. Oh deer turned out to
Speaker 1: be a ten year old boy. I didn't know how
Speaker 1: far it's Dick Cheney, fucking quail or something. I thought
Speaker 1: that was my friend Halliburton, I like my friend Halliburton,
Speaker 1: the corporation friend. I knew that for my friend Halliburton.
Speaker 1: I thought he was a fucking defense contractor. I know,
Speaker 1: I thought that was a Muslim deer, my Muslim deer. Yeah,
Speaker 1: you know, you know, before you know, they jump in
Speaker 1: front of cars and say, I met a Muslim U
Speaker 1: at the hospital yesterday. He's a security guard. Great guy,
Speaker 1: I congratulations. I was like, but it was just randomly
Speaker 1: usedes like he gave me free parkings, nice guy, for
Speaker 1: like no reason. Yeah, he was just like, oh yeah,
Speaker 1: we'll give you. You don't have to pay for the
Speaker 1: park he's got to pay for the parking at the hospital,
Speaker 1: the closest one to us. Yeah, I'm like, cool, I
Speaker 1: love how everything Nickel and Dimes. Yeah, well, that's because
Speaker 1: he's trying to get in your head. He's trying to
Speaker 1: lower your guard when he's uh, when he's ready to
Speaker 1: implement sharia law on Yeah. Oh that's what happened.
Speaker 3: That's what I've been That's what I've been heard.
Speaker 1: Yeah, that's that's exactly what's happening. I was talking to
Speaker 1: my buddy, uh, you know, Steinberg, and he was telling
Speaker 1: me about that.
Speaker 3: Yeah, Sinberg, Yeah.
Speaker 1: That is hyper Jewish. Well, I mean is Burg, I
Speaker 1: guess yeah, Jews from Germany. You have names like that
Speaker 1: like Klein and Steinberg, Steinberg, Weinstein.
Speaker 4: And Steinberg is crazy because that's both the Yeah, that's
Speaker 4: the the ultimately, you know, if your name is Steinbergman,
Speaker 4: then you are you are so Jewish.
Speaker 1: Steinbergman, You're so Jewishberg you can pull many other people's pockets.
Speaker 1: Jewish first name? What what is the most Jewish first name?
Speaker 4: Like Kyle Mordecai.
Speaker 1: Steinberg is my nephew's name, Mordika.
Speaker 3: It's not a bad name. It's a cool name.
Speaker 1: Actually.
Speaker 3: Oh well, you can't use anyone because of the you
Speaker 3: know climate. You know what happens, Craig, the Canadian, I
Speaker 3: have feelings for you. Parentheses its hatred did.
Speaker 1: It's I was just joking around. You had to happen.
Speaker 1: I meant to load my joke bullets. My joke bullets.
Speaker 3: They're just they're still bullets. Yeah, he just finds them
Speaker 3: a little funnier. This is one funnier man. I got
Speaker 3: a little clown faces painted on him.
Speaker 1: It makes them funny. They just make a fart sound.
Speaker 1: That's great. That's how you make guns like uncool. I
Speaker 1: make people not appreciate guns anywhere, make them over, make
Speaker 1: them a farting and coming. Yeah, and all of a sudden,
Speaker 1: all these good ol boys are gonna be like, I
Speaker 1: don't know about this.
Speaker 3: If we, if we somehow engineered guns to sound like
Speaker 3: Hillary Clinton.
Speaker 1: Oh, that probably sounds they're done. They're done.
Speaker 4: That probably sounds like you pulled the trigger.
Speaker 1: I'm squirting, Hillary Clinton. I'm squirting.
Speaker 3: I'm Hillary Clinton, you know, for the blind.
Speaker 1: I don't think I like this thing no more. Oh man,
Speaker 1: maybe I've killed my last minority. Dang, that shot my
Speaker 1: last boy. I thought it was a deer. Oh well,
Speaker 1: and thenhearsel, Oh yeah, yeah, I'm a zombie. Rember. Did
Speaker 1: he become a zombie? Yeah he was Uh no, no,
Speaker 1: he did not have time to become a zombie. Oh
Speaker 1: he gets killed the whispers right, there was no the
Speaker 1: fucking the mayor, the governor. Sorry, oh yeah, the governor Mom.
Speaker 1: Donnie came up.
Speaker 3: He did chicken over ice and he was like hey,
Speaker 3: et rites with his fingers, like hang right, and then
Speaker 3: he just scimitar in his head off.
Speaker 1: This is what's gonna happen in New York. Yeah, and
Speaker 1: then it's like wins. Everybody's gonna eat rice with their
Speaker 1: hands and everybody's gonna run away with cimitars to capitating people.
Speaker 1: We gotta stop this. There's like Gates, me Andrew Cuomo,
Speaker 1: famous molester here to tell you to vote for me.
Speaker 1: Please God, oh my god, please owe people money. I
Speaker 1: owe dated money. Please, oh God, please don't have a
Speaker 1: fucking building. Oh God, please god, camera, please god, Oh
Speaker 1: my god, please please help, please vote for me. Oh
Speaker 1: my god, Oh my god, my god. They're gonna do
Speaker 1: me like they did jay Leno. Please help like they
Speaker 1: did jay Leno. Why is this not working? Are you
Speaker 1: trying to look up a zombie Herschel?
Speaker 3: Yes, it's your boy, Shawny d And thank God for
Speaker 3: Asian women and thank on for the Stellar Blade nude clip.
Speaker 1: What did zombie Herschel become a clip?
Speaker 3: No?
Speaker 1: I don't think so that would be a good clip, though,
Speaker 1: I feel like I maybe it was. It's probably not
Speaker 1: zombie herschel. Oh maybe I I think you did. Actually
Speaker 1: did I post it? Maybe not. I think I might
Speaker 1: have made it and I didn't post it. Jesus Christ.
Speaker 1: Sometimes that happened because I feel like I remember making the.
Speaker 3: Fucking internet cutout again. I think it did.
Speaker 1: That's why it wasn't. I connected your thing, And then
Speaker 1: I was trying to load some cool yeah, and we
Speaker 1: were so close to be done too, so close. God
Speaker 1: damn it.
Speaker 3: I gotta call these fucking idiots now.
Speaker 1: You hate spit? Are you on spectrum?
Speaker 2: Yeah?
Speaker 1: Yeah, you're on the spectrum? I have you have at
Speaker 1: and yeah, I don't want to be on spectrum by
Speaker 1: the same thing in my area where I'm moving to.
Speaker 1: I know, I was like, can I I want? Why
Speaker 1: isn't fiber optics everywhere? Like FiOS? Right? They call it FiOS?
Speaker 1: Like why is it not everywhere? It makes sense, but
Speaker 1: you know they don't offer I don't know why it's not,
Speaker 1: like and where in the time that we'reight now, I
Speaker 1: remember files being installed like ten years ago, like it
Speaker 1: started to getting there was supposed to be installed and
Speaker 1: it didn't happen. Oh, probably lobbying yes, yeah, what silly
Speaker 1: fucking me. Lobbyists are so cool? Why do people lobby
Speaker 1: for good? Ship? Man? Why don't we lobby for good?
Speaker 1: Doesn't make you wealthier than everyone else, unfortunately, but it
Speaker 1: literally does. They they could and culturally you could become
Speaker 1: insanely wealthy by doing great things for people, But you
Speaker 1: still wouldn't have as much money as the people have now,
Speaker 1: even though you still be insanely wealthy, right, you wouldn't
Speaker 1: be like, oh, I can never spend my money in
Speaker 1: a thousand lifetimes type of And that's uh, I I
Speaker 1: do I miss mob justice. I think I missed it
Speaker 1: as if I've ever experienced it. But like I just
Speaker 1: be like, we need to we need we need to
Speaker 1: whip the crowd up. We need to grab a politician
Speaker 1: on their way to work and be like, look, man,
Speaker 1: we're gonna eat you next time, Jay, little Daniel them
Speaker 1: over a building, well, treat them like uh how the uh?
Speaker 1: You know the Arabs treat a gaze. You gotta get
Speaker 1: a couple of shots into man. You're right, yeah, opportunity. Yeah,
Speaker 1: I was kind of a little bit hesitant to go to.
Speaker 3: The a lot who snack bar after this, I like
Speaker 3: that I like that, and.
Speaker 1: We had a couple of the clips. They're both Jewish related.
Speaker 1: I was like, I was like, hmm, double I was like,
Speaker 1: I was like, oh, I don't know if. I was
Speaker 1: like I don't know if this is saying a certain message.
Speaker 3: I spreaker as there's another there's another one where you
Speaker 3: fucking there's a clip?
Speaker 1: Are you do yours?
Speaker 3: I was like gigs in collected immediately and I was like,
Speaker 3: that's a good clip, but I shouldn't make it at least.
Speaker 1: Wait a little bit.
Speaker 3: I wait a minute, Wait a minute, let's let a
Speaker 3: few were they are there?
Speaker 1: Two in a row? Well, the the so the Ozzy
Speaker 1: Osbourne and I guess yeah, and those other they're they're
Speaker 1: side by son.
Speaker 3: I was like, Moji Judge is too good.
Speaker 1: Though it's good, but I was also like, uh, you know,
Speaker 1: for the people that don't have the context in my bag,
Speaker 1: what kind of buckast is this? And then the other Yeah,
Speaker 1: I was gonna say, the other people that subscribe to
Speaker 1: you know, certain area and stuff, they're like, this is
Speaker 1: a pretty good buck even are bad.
Speaker 3: That's crazy.
Speaker 1: Chips there man built the ingrates sub humans? You think
Speaker 1: the subby's is that like if if racist like had
Speaker 1: like the type of culture, like if gen Z was
Speaker 1: placed back in time to where there was segregreation, do
Speaker 1: you think they would call them subby's like like subhumans.
Speaker 3: Have seen this thing about the gen Z stare. Have
Speaker 3: you seen this?
Speaker 1: Yeah, I don't know what that is? What the hell
Speaker 1: you talking about? What it's so like the looky look
Speaker 1: like that's that's the gen Z stare. I feel like
Speaker 1: that's just a sta Like I don't really understand it
Speaker 1: as being a gen Z. It felt like it's something
Speaker 1: that's been repackaged.
Speaker 3: I man, yeah, what is What is crazy is that
Speaker 3: apparently I heard from people that like gen Z, they
Speaker 3: pick up the phone and they don't say anything.
Speaker 1: No, you're not that's not real. I swear I can't
Speaker 1: tell if this is no. I swear to go like,
Speaker 1: they pick up the phone and they just what do you?
Speaker 3: And then you're supposed to say hello, which I think
Speaker 3: is insane obviously, But this isn't a bit. No, this
Speaker 3: is a real thing that I've heard. Well, I mean
Speaker 3: to the extent that I've heard that it is. Yeah,
Speaker 3: you admit you're not doing I'm not making it up.
Speaker 3: Uh Okay, finally we're back on line.
Speaker 1: That doesn't sound it sounds it just it doesn't sound
Speaker 1: real like, but it does sound fucking fake. But I
Speaker 1: guess it's it's again. I guess we shouldn't be surprised
Speaker 1: by anything, like like honestly.
Speaker 3: Yeah, yeah, why why even I think the idea is
Speaker 3: because and then the reasoning behind it is even more
Speaker 3: crazy because apparently it's like I've heard rationale about it,
Speaker 3: where it's like, well, you're invading my space.
Speaker 1: It's it's up to you to uh make yourself known,
Speaker 1: which sounds a little more like a bit, but also
Speaker 1: does sound sounds like a bit. It sounds I've heard
Speaker 1: some crazier ship. In that era of the uh, you know,
Speaker 1: the new wave of progressive zelotry, there was there was
Speaker 1: like the zelotry, the xealotuness of it, the vocabulary and
Speaker 1: were like, what what are you doing? This isn't why
Speaker 1: are you making yourself be hated?
Speaker 3: I saw a great video recently. I was just like,
Speaker 3: why is everybody so obsessed with accountability? You can't hold
Speaker 3: anybody kind.
Speaker 1: We don't know these people.
Speaker 3: It's like, yeah, I guess I kind of know what
Speaker 3: you mean, Like you can't hold a stranger accountable.
Speaker 1: I mean essentially. Yeah. Also, like especially what going out
Speaker 1: of your way to do anything like that. It's like,
Speaker 1: who the fuck are you? Yeah, not going to motivate
Speaker 1: me to change?
Speaker 3: Or yeah, oh, fart knocker sixty six wants me to change.
Speaker 1: Fart knocker is a I have not heard that term.
Speaker 3: It's such a nineties term.
Speaker 4: Butt knocker.
Speaker 3: You've heard, You've heard, You've heard butt knocker because like
Speaker 3: Joe nicknamed a guy that butt knocker.
Speaker 1: Yeah yeah, fart knocker.
Speaker 3: That was like a be butt heead It's like buttmunch
Speaker 3: or something.
Speaker 4: Yeah, yeah, what is it?
Speaker 3: Comeshot gaming trademark at grock?
Speaker 1: Is this true?
Speaker 3: Deporting the illegals? I neics to get their employers. I
Speaker 3: used to tutor native Spanish, and I would love to
Speaker 3: help me out. How interested stop writing gay covers if
Speaker 3: you're never actually gonna record them, release them, you bums.
Speaker 3: I'm happy to I'm happy the buddy, Holly Extramo, you
Speaker 3: will do.
Speaker 1: It, will do it. Yeah, there's a bunch of stuff
Speaker 1: I have to do. I have to do a voice
Speaker 1: acting thing for like another content creator after after we
Speaker 1: record today, Hey, what did you actually leave the Oh
Speaker 1: my god, don't forget the extra. Ama, did you actually
Speaker 1: put in Collins thing? Oh? I did. Yeah, well I've
Speaker 1: been I've been asking for it. I got to give
Speaker 1: the people their counder. I was like, I was like,
Speaker 1: uh see that I wrote on the The problem is
Speaker 1: I wrote on the Patreon and I'm like, oh, you
Speaker 1: guys gonna get too this week. I'm like, yeah, I'm
Speaker 1: a liar. No, So whatever was.
Speaker 3: I recorded it and I recorded a solo experambo and
Speaker 3: then I put it. I just I'm so used to
Speaker 3: just putting it. Uh, if I record my myself, I'm
Speaker 3: used to just putting it in the same drive that
Speaker 3: I put everything that I recorded on my own, which
Speaker 3: is in Colin's drive. Yeah, and I just left it
Speaker 3: in there. I just thought we added in there. And
Speaker 3: then Drek's like, oh, yeah, it's not in there. I
Speaker 3: was like, are you sure? And I was like and
Speaker 3: I went to check and surely never was in there.
Speaker 3: So I was like, ah, fuck. So I re downloaded
Speaker 3: it because I I usually like I usually just kind
Speaker 3: of like delete the audio when i'm done, like recording
Speaker 3: ship sure, and once it's done in randon di, I
Speaker 3: send it off and so like I redownloaded, it came
Speaker 3: out a little bit fucked up.
Speaker 1: So I'm like, oh, fuck, I might have to like.
Speaker 3: I might have to stitch together to two cuts of
Speaker 3: like the because the last bit of my extra AMMO
Speaker 3: is a little bit fucked up now because it's downloaded.
Speaker 4: Weird.
Speaker 3: Yeah, it's got like the like like lines and ship
Speaker 3: and like the audio is crunchy. So I'm like, ah,
Speaker 3: I'll just rerecord the last bit of it. So it's
Speaker 3: not a big deal. It's late so it doesn't matter anymore.
Speaker 1: But uh yeah, it'll be it'll be out. You'll you'll
Speaker 1: get a double up at some point, but it is.
Speaker 1: It is funny. Look at the draw, like.
Speaker 3: At the draw, bitch anyway, Microsoft canceling all Gears of
Speaker 3: War projects and selling the franchise to Nintendo.
Speaker 1: No no, no, no no no, not getting niggy with it.
Speaker 3: Drip mh Lord of all Drip. David Draven says he's
Speaker 3: against the hate crimes against you, but look at what
Speaker 3: he did. The Simon and Garfunk called beetle hooker and
Speaker 3: his beetle and his beetlefish nets, sucking beetle dick for
Speaker 3: beetle math.
Speaker 1: Oh we want to blow me so Gabe. They call
Speaker 1: him slip Jimmy and yeah he's NeXT's account only as
Speaker 1: the mod that lets you kill children in sky and
Speaker 1: Kremlin de Gremlin giant oil painting of Swen and ad dress.
Speaker 1: I need a buff, I need buffed Derek and healthy swing.
Speaker 3: Y'all slacken.
Speaker 1: Coming to it? Are you? Hopefully? As long as I'm
Speaker 1: not actually dying or something. Yeah, he was a terrifying
Speaker 1: amount of Olympic and I'm gonna be fucking I would
Speaker 1: love to.
Speaker 3: Say I would put you on just for the bit. Honestly, Yeah,
Speaker 3: we should do it.
Speaker 1: We should do it. We can get it from Mexico.
Speaker 1: Like what if we paid for it?
Speaker 3: Would you do it?
Speaker 4: No, you guys are not.
Speaker 1: That's that's too much money. I would do actually what
Speaker 1: you call opic without think it's pretty the actual like
Speaker 1: the ingredient. It's like buying like a set of Metafan
Speaker 1: instead of Tia. Don't want to call it.
Speaker 4: One of my friends, one of my friends is on
Speaker 4: it and she cap't she's paying for the pocket and
Speaker 4: it's not.
Speaker 1: What is she fucking? Is? She is she doing it?
Speaker 3: Like?
Speaker 1: There are many semi glu tides and don't use any
Speaker 1: of these ones that have a name. You just needed
Speaker 1: it just says the fucking actually ingredient, the active ingredient.
Speaker 1: You can get it, just like I said, I buy
Speaker 1: what we're gonna use the goods we're getting, we're gonna
Speaker 1: use to get stuff, and we'll pay for it. Don't
Speaker 1: even worry. Let's we'll just use your share.
Speaker 4: So I'm paying for it.
Speaker 1: Yeah, well, I mean not really not really well, in
Speaker 1: an ontological sense, what even is paying?
Speaker 3: One could say paying the price would be not.
Speaker 1: To do it? Possibly possibly not though, sorry you're cooking. Sure,
Speaker 1: I'm cooking, so you you you up for it? I'll
Speaker 1: do it.
Speaker 3: Yeah, I'm I really I've thought about it. I want
Speaker 3: to say, like, I wonder how skinny I could get it?
Speaker 3: Really you like the machinists, like yeah, yeah, machinist.
Speaker 1: That's crazy. What idiot? You could have easily killed himself.
Speaker 1: What's his name? Chris Bail, Christrapher, Christian Chris Bale. I
Speaker 1: coul my brain was because I was a Christopher Chris.
Speaker 3: He is that way in six days.
Speaker 1: But he also he.
Speaker 4: A lot of runnings, just threw up a lot like
Speaker 4: that where he likes fucking he just like for the
Speaker 4: movie when he was the brother of fucking Mark Wahlberg,
Speaker 4: you know, the Asian's Natural Predatory.
Speaker 3: He actually hammered his face into a wall until he
Speaker 3: looked a little bit more like Mark Wahlberg.
Speaker 4: He lost so much way for he really didn't was
Speaker 4: it a Champion of the Was it called the Champion
Speaker 4: of the Contender or something like that, But he lost
Speaker 4: so much weaight for that movie. And I'm like, dude,
Speaker 4: you were just batman.
Speaker 1: He's so dedicated out, he's so dedicated to his craft
Speaker 1: that right that he he beat his head against the
Speaker 1: wall to look more like Mark Wahlberg, and in the
Speaker 1: end he did so much damage to his own brain
Speaker 1: that he thought he looked more like Mark Wahlberg and stopped,
Speaker 1: but he just looked more like a beat up Christian Dale.
Speaker 1: Very cool. That's the story behind whatever the fuck that
Speaker 1: movie is.
Speaker 3: Whatever, Harry Reclin, I think you might be right. I
Speaker 3: think you might be the fighter.
Speaker 1: Uh, you guys shouldn'tvite Ivy Mountain into the podcast and
Speaker 1: not Sara attention. If not, then bring on Cigatu wage
Speaker 1: Lay five eighty three. Swing.
Speaker 3: Please wake up. You've been in a common for two years.
Speaker 3: You fell into your head getting a blumpkin at the
Speaker 3: fur con.
Speaker 1: Uh. But Peenie Brothers Presents, Crash Course, Cybertron History, Rise
Speaker 1: of the Decepticons, donc Donkerson, The Colon, Swinging Slasher, Pepe Chris,
Speaker 1: I beg you to play Civilization four first, in my opinion,
Speaker 1: is the best for newcomers. Also in general, I'm not
Speaker 1: gonna belieing Civilization anytime soon. I got I gotta be real.
Speaker 3: This is like maybe maybe in the winter time when
Speaker 3: I'm like when I got nothing to do. In the
Speaker 3: Alliance Navy, maggots are named after great podcasters, which is
Speaker 3: why Shepherd's Bitch is named Chris. It's crazy mebe fishy,
Speaker 3: a mean lesbian. Poopa poo poo poop poop poo poo, poop.
Speaker 1: Shit poop.
Speaker 3: John strickland Marks eighteen eighty nine, call me the Wappenheimer.
Speaker 3: The way I'm developing and dropping these n bombs, let's
Speaker 3: uh the first start to get David Presents, Andrew Cuomo
Speaker 3: and Rudy Giuliani, the repeat of Philes Uh Scott Program
Speaker 3: versus the I d F.
Speaker 1: That's that's something that's crazy. I'd watch it for sure, Yeah,
Speaker 1: or play it? What is it? I don't know if
Speaker 1: it's gonna be a game or it's gonna be a show.
Speaker 1: What is it?
Speaker 3: We have to defeat my seven? You have to defeat
Speaker 3: my seven evil podcasters. That would be fun, That would
Speaker 3: be fun. It's just temple and just a temple. Benjamin
Speaker 3: Yahoo obviously the final boss, the final boss for sure,
Speaker 3: he's the giddying great get it?
Speaker 1: Yeah, yeah, exactly, It's insane. That's great. I'd watch the
Speaker 1: funk out of that. I would watch it.
Speaker 3: I would play the I would play the beat him up.
Speaker 1: Yeah great, just feel you a bit, just the feeling
Speaker 1: of beating up Net and Yahoo.
Speaker 4: Good.
Speaker 1: Yeah. What do you get? What do you ouch? Ouch? Hurts?
Speaker 1: Oh ouch Philadelphia? You pick up you pick up a
Speaker 1: what you call it? You pick up a Star of
Speaker 1: David and you got like a power up. Yeah, you
Speaker 1: get a super We just talked about how we were
Speaker 1: leading to heavily into this. I got lock jaw. I
Speaker 1: got lockjaw doing graveyards shifts at the Dick Sucking Factory,
Speaker 1: and all I got was lockjaws previously mentioned with ass
Speaker 1: wide open and I'm open minstrel show, Goofy hucking and
Speaker 1: giving green screening Derek into Shinler's list. There is no
Speaker 1: I've seen listen bossing say desk, Goofy jerking it with
Speaker 1: so much lotion. My balls stopped being wrinkly. Kingston's dad
Speaker 1: picking up a gay little bead off the ground. Kingston
Speaker 1: my child look delicious morsel as if he's to him
Speaker 1: young Colin backflipping into a wood chipper. It's a young Colin,
Speaker 1: Young Colin. I have seen him set up and you're
Speaker 1: like watching him, like, what does he doing? I wonder?
Speaker 3: I love Mega man.
Speaker 4: And himself together.
Speaker 3: He reconstitutes himself after he's been shredded.
Speaker 1: He must ride a guide my will by force of will.
Speaker 4: That means there's willpower in each cell he has. Yeah,
Speaker 4: he's gonna put him up back to He's like.
Speaker 1: Selling a lot of ways perfect, calling his perfect cell exact.
Speaker 1: Someone draw that now. I need to see that motor shop.
Speaker 1: I really need to see that motive shop. Hello, hello Christopher,
Speaker 1: we have another podcast. Did imagine beating someone like that?
Speaker 1: Krillin was beating him with all his might, and he
Speaker 1: was ignoring him.
Speaker 3: Console sales are down year over year.
Speaker 1: Perfect, perfect, hilarious.
Speaker 4: I'm going to commission that. I'm going to commission that
Speaker 4: for him.
Speaker 1: I'll do it. I'll I'll get in the photoshop, I'll
Speaker 1: do it. That's too good.
Speaker 3: Perfect with the head thing, it's got like jets stick
Speaker 3: around it.
Speaker 1: Why are you going I'm not going on.
Speaker 3: It's a fucking hilarious image.
Speaker 1: I love it. I love that, dude. That's great.
Speaker 4: He's looking at a mega man.
Speaker 1: I love that image.
Speaker 3: I love him just looking at his hands like that.
Speaker 1: It's so good.
Speaker 4: He threw a destructo disc at him. It didn't do anything.
Speaker 1: That is crazy. He threw he threw the plot armor
Speaker 1: weapon at him and it hurt him. Poor game passes,
Speaker 1: not profitable. Last Joska showman sex lax are I n
Speaker 1: lass as. I don't. I don't know how. I don't
Speaker 1: know what he just said. I ask your wife. She
Speaker 1: probably knows. It sounds like that. It sounds like that
Speaker 1: ship just sounds like Builgewater. Would you say bilge water
Speaker 1: build water? I think bilge is a word. I think
Speaker 1: you you're right, but I just don't know what it
Speaker 1: is made like. Bil G is the I l g e. Oh,
Speaker 1: you're using a word that you think you know, but
Speaker 1: you're not sure. You know what. I love that. I've
Speaker 1: done that a few times where I'm like, wait, does
Speaker 1: that mean what I think it?
Speaker 3: It's like Trump when he said that, uh that anti Semitics?
Speaker 1: What is it?
Speaker 3: What he said like some weird old timey like nineteen
Speaker 3: o six slur for Jewish people, Shylock. He said that,
Speaker 3: he said shylocks, and everybody was like what he just
Speaker 3: fucking dated the funk.
Speaker 1: Out of him.
Speaker 4: I know, right, water that collects in the side of
Speaker 4: a bilge a build is a part of a boat.
Speaker 4: Oh that's crazy that you know that, because the area
Speaker 4: of the outer surface of the ship's hull where the
Speaker 4: bottom curve meets the vertical side.
Speaker 1: So I'm like, literally like this part okay, I see, like, okay,
Speaker 1: bilge water makes.
Speaker 3: That is kind of the opposite of a bulge. So
Speaker 3: that does make sense in some way.
Speaker 1: Bulge build bulge, I got a bulge for I got
Speaker 1: a I got a gun. Got that That's the perfect answer.
Speaker 1: Get hard. Someone says I got a bold for you
Speaker 1: actually reply, I got I got something you got warming
Speaker 1: still flies away and it's like it's you know how
Speaker 1: fishes flop it's like that, but it keeps going up.
Speaker 1: I like the grassy skinner where it hits the ground
Speaker 1: and it's fucking gone.
Speaker 3: Fish aggressively skinning on the ground is something that uh
Speaker 3: quite its.
Speaker 1: Rock and you start, yeah, you can't feel you can't be.
Speaker 3: Young gay Lord of the Rings, Killed the Wagons player
Speaker 3: making the world gayer scene rolling up on an elementary
Speaker 3: school and picking out children like apples and a grocery.
Speaker 1: Shooting fish is crazy.
Speaker 4: You see people shoot fishing harpoon guns. I've seen then
Speaker 4: how much damn it? Like how it's purpose, It's just
Speaker 4: it just erases a fish, give you meat.
Speaker 1: They're doing they're harpoons are for like whale watch their
Speaker 1: first giana fucking things in the ocean.
Speaker 4: It's so impressive, dude, It's.
Speaker 3: Like what and spartans butterfly jumping across the border. Sorry,
Speaker 3: miss Jackson and lap be like a fish like you
Speaker 3: just we're.
Speaker 1: Just chilling do the podcast and a fucking harpoon just
Speaker 1: goes immediately yank and then you're pulled back. You're just
Speaker 1: on the boat like.
Speaker 3: You're in the stratosphere.
Speaker 1: You're in the stratosphere on like some boat and somewhere
Speaker 1: he goes cool and then he tosses you back. You're falling.
Speaker 1: You just land on the fucking I don't even know.
Speaker 1: You just land on I don't know Mount Rushmore. You
Speaker 1: slide off of Washington's face and explode. You just land.
Speaker 3: I think that guy in a Titanic that bounces off
Speaker 3: the propeller, Oh, that's beautiful.
Speaker 1: That's the best part of the movie. Yeah, the only
Speaker 1: part of the movie.
Speaker 3: As far as I'm considered, that movie is two and
Speaker 3: a half hours too long when that's the only scene
Speaker 3: you need.
Speaker 1: Yea, as a kid, it was Rose's tit right and
Speaker 1: then and then the guy that's the titan like that
Speaker 1: sound good good. I hope that got an oscar. That
Speaker 1: guy the sound engineer or whatever for outstanding achievement in
Speaker 1: sound designs. Welcome. I don't know.
Speaker 3: Peter Georgeton.
Speaker 1: Peter Georgeton, thank you so much. I worked literally all
Speaker 1: minute on that badly brave see the new image of
Speaker 1: him that came out. No, because he got nominated for
Speaker 1: like an Emmy, because he acted on the studio. I
Speaker 1: think that Seth Rogan show that started airing at the
Speaker 1: end of the seventh finale, and so it's just a
Speaker 1: picture of him going like girth, but it looks like
Speaker 1: it looks like the opposite of absolute sum. It looks like,
Speaker 1: oh no.
Speaker 3: He has like he has, Yeah, he has a counter.
Speaker 3: Although I prefer I like him going like that. It
Speaker 3: just has abysmal dog ship. That's abysmal is such a
Speaker 3: good word, like it's not.
Speaker 1: Using I love abysmal abyss. It's just good ship, good ship,
Speaker 1: it's good ship. Yeah, who's New York? Nick a Theory
Speaker 1: needs help blowing his weapon hail three penis nigh from
Speaker 1: Molpus one, King of Fat Pastord and running out our
Speaker 1: list as always as his customary. The king of that
Speaker 1: Pastor Ted Cruise, no, no man crew, he ruined the vibe. Dude,
Speaker 1: Ted cruise is from Canada. You think it's on vacation?
Speaker 1: Is he from Canada? Yeah? No, that's gross. Do you
Speaker 1: think you think he's right now?
Speaker 4: He's Cuban two he's setting fire to Texas right.
Speaker 3: Now and Canadian Cuban constantly fighting Verziel is very strange.
Speaker 3: That is a fucking baffling, Like, what kind of family
Speaker 3: tree is that? That while all the kids were drowning,
Speaker 3: he stayed a little longer in Greece. Oh yeah, he's like,
Speaker 3: I don't want to deal with that.
Speaker 1: He was like, he was like, I took the first
Speaker 1: plane back and then they just easily tracked that. He
Speaker 1: clearly could have taken multiple planes back before. Yeah. I mean,
Speaker 1: just don't say anything, moron.
Speaker 3: It would almost be better if you just own the
Speaker 3: fact that you just didn't care.
Speaker 1: Yeah, you could be like whatever. They're God's children. Texans
Speaker 1: are great people. They'll figure it out on their own.
Speaker 1: They don't need men.
Speaker 3: By the books, bootstraps, they don't need help.
Speaker 1: Don't need help.
Speaker 4: That's why we don't there. He's never even there.
Speaker 1: Living it up with all the money that he's illegally.
Speaker 1: I'm zooming crazy, dude.
Speaker 4: Literally literally it got so bad because of NATO being
Speaker 4: cut from that area a lot. It is so insane.
Speaker 4: You can't make it up.
Speaker 1: Cut FEMA, you cut, you cut the weather reporting and stuff,
Speaker 1: and they're like, please don't do this, and they're like,
Speaker 1: all right, we're Texas, of course we're going to do this.
Speaker 1: Absolutely love it. I love it by everybody gun run tree, dope,
Speaker 1: turn off trying to say racist stuff.
Speaker 4: It's from Jackie Tran