WEBVTT 1 00:00:00.480 --> 00:00:02.480 Friend of night. You and your boys went out to 2 00:00:02.640 --> 00:00:10.199 me huh. Then they hung out, but you came home 3 00:00:10.240 --> 00:00:15.720 around three, Yes you did. If sexy y'all went out 4 00:00:16.760 --> 00:00:22.519 ha ha. Then for your relage because only two of 5 00:00:22.559 --> 00:00:25.760 you had dinner, found your credit courcy. 6 00:00:27.960 --> 00:00:32.359 Oh whoa ha whoa ha ha ha whoa ha ha 7 00:00:32.759 --> 00:00:37.679 whoa ha ha ha whoa ha ha ha whoa ha 8 00:00:37.679 --> 00:00:38.320 ha ha. 9 00:00:38.640 --> 00:00:41.679 And don't you dare come running back to me? 10 00:00:42.520 --> 00:00:47.159 Oh ha ha ha oh ha ha ha oh ha 11 00:00:47.000 --> 00:00:51.840 ha ha ha ha ha oh ha ha ha ha 12 00:00:52.320 --> 00:00:57.679 ha ha whoa ha ha ha ha ha ha. 13 00:00:59.079 --> 00:01:01.479 That's what you get class, And we're going down on fee. 14 00:01:02.799 --> 00:01:09.879 Yes he is because you partied. Wow, girl was up 15 00:01:09.920 --> 00:01:10.480 there dead. 16 00:01:10.719 --> 00:01:12.879 Yes, I know you haven't a day that you deserve. 17 00:01:13.200 --> 00:01:16.599 Yes you are. I used to see you in your 18 00:01:17.040 --> 00:01:20.359 big shoes when I used to work at Sony. 19 00:01:22.439 --> 00:01:24.719 Take it home, Take it home because. 20 00:01:24.480 --> 00:01:29.120 Your what else is evil? We saw your credit card receipts. 21 00:01:29.560 --> 00:01:32.959 M h m hm oh ha ha ha. 22 00:01:35.680 --> 00:01:49.239 How to eat. 23 00:01:44.359 --> 00:01:45.000 Everybody? 24 00:01:45.280 --> 00:01:49.719 Welcome back to another episode of dada XD, The blackest 25 00:01:49.719 --> 00:01:53.719 Show about Nothing or you know, the most canceled show 26 00:01:53.760 --> 00:01:55.040 about nothing. 27 00:01:55.359 --> 00:02:11.680 Cancelation Jeffrey the Wigs are ruling critical. 28 00:02:11.400 --> 00:02:16.080 Man, your opinions will be the only way you go. 29 00:02:21.560 --> 00:02:24.400 It's your fault. It's you're like, why do you keep 30 00:02:24.439 --> 00:02:27.199 bringing hair boy? Why you keep bringing us there? 31 00:02:31.759 --> 00:02:31.919 Right? 32 00:02:32.599 --> 00:02:33.400 That means you just like. 33 00:02:36.080 --> 00:02:49.199 Bride, you know, moving right along? Yeah, why you keep? 34 00:02:49.240 --> 00:02:50.800 Why you keep? Why you keep trying to make me 35 00:02:50.919 --> 00:02:51.879 not pay my bills? 36 00:02:52.000 --> 00:02:52.039 Like? 37 00:02:52.159 --> 00:02:54.840 Why you keep? Why you keeping? Why you keep taking 38 00:02:54.919 --> 00:02:56.000 us through the taking us through the. 39 00:02:57.520 --> 00:03:03.879 Counting on? Do I did not thing? Okay, I did 40 00:03:04.120 --> 00:03:07.919 nothing of the sort. All I have done. 41 00:03:10.120 --> 00:03:17.400 Was, you know, post a physical manifestation of what we 42 00:03:17.520 --> 00:03:22.879 talk about every week on the show. You know, however, 43 00:03:25.319 --> 00:03:27.080 I don't know if I talked about it last week, 44 00:03:27.159 --> 00:03:29.840 but we'll say it again. I did have to take 45 00:03:30.039 --> 00:03:37.759 turn off the comments because in new social media, the 46 00:03:37.840 --> 00:03:40.000 streets don't understand. 47 00:03:40.199 --> 00:03:44.879 Code, no nuance or meaning, Like they. 48 00:03:44.599 --> 00:03:48.080 Don't understand snitching, like they go tag such and such 49 00:03:48.199 --> 00:03:49.400 and go teg such. 50 00:03:49.199 --> 00:03:50.319 And such and blah blah blah. 51 00:03:53.199 --> 00:03:56.120 See that's why people call you, call you words that 52 00:03:56.199 --> 00:03:58.360 we're not supposed to say anymore, you know what I mean? 53 00:03:58.599 --> 00:04:04.479 And it's not because little you're a little nuts. Yeah, yeah, 54 00:04:07.080 --> 00:04:11.639 well you know exactly what if the village is again, 55 00:04:11.879 --> 00:04:12.520 you know what I mean? 56 00:04:12.759 --> 00:04:16.160 Like like that man, you don't know the joke. Now 57 00:04:16.240 --> 00:04:18.920 they'd be like, no, I don't know the joke. I 58 00:04:19.040 --> 00:04:19.959 don't get nuance. 59 00:04:20.040 --> 00:04:25.040 And I'm like, so the good old line, the famous 60 00:04:25.160 --> 00:04:29.040 quote humor is wasted on the foreign So scram. 61 00:04:30.240 --> 00:04:35.439 Okay skid with a tourists. 62 00:04:38.199 --> 00:04:40.959 So many tourists all the time, anyway. 63 00:04:41.240 --> 00:04:45.720 Can I can? I? I have a lot of ship 64 00:04:45.759 --> 00:04:52.839 to talk to you about. But since about tourism, you know, 65 00:04:53.000 --> 00:04:55.560 shout out to mother nature. She's taking back the night. 66 00:04:57.279 --> 00:05:02.839 You know, she's gotten some retinol, so she's purging now. Yeah, 67 00:05:03.639 --> 00:05:11.279 because over yonder, in the osiris of this shit, they 68 00:05:11.360 --> 00:05:13.199 are currently. 69 00:05:14.839 --> 00:05:15.240 Melting. 70 00:05:16.480 --> 00:05:20.519 And I always think you only get mainstream media news, 71 00:05:20.639 --> 00:05:22.360 just like you would in any other country. Right, So 72 00:05:22.519 --> 00:05:24.120 I see the tolls of France, But what about the 73 00:05:24.160 --> 00:05:27.120 other smaller countries, or what about the black people in 74 00:05:27.240 --> 00:05:27.879 these countries? 75 00:05:28.079 --> 00:05:32.800 You know what I mean? So, but. 76 00:05:34.519 --> 00:05:38.920 It's indicative of where we are as a society, because 77 00:05:38.959 --> 00:05:43.480 it's like, you know, people have denied climate change for 78 00:05:43.639 --> 00:05:49.800 so long and and you know, I hate there's been 79 00:05:50.000 --> 00:05:53.040 this American sentiment of like haha, God bless America. 80 00:05:53.160 --> 00:05:55.480 That's y'all. We have air conditioning. Nina, Nina, Nina, And 81 00:05:55.519 --> 00:05:56.480 I'm just like, don't you. 82 00:05:58.240 --> 00:06:03.839 You don't see how this is all benected? 83 00:06:04.120 --> 00:06:08.279 Like you don't see, like, bitch, we are also having issues. 84 00:06:08.360 --> 00:06:10.639 Have you not looked into the local data centers? 85 00:06:10.920 --> 00:06:14.160 Like like it is one hundred degrees where you are 86 00:06:14.279 --> 00:06:16.560 right now? Do you know how warm it is in 87 00:06:16.639 --> 00:06:18.519 Los Angeles currently. 88 00:06:18.959 --> 00:06:21.839 There is a nationwide heat wave. 89 00:06:23.160 --> 00:06:26.560 Not here it is sixty eight degrees. This is not 90 00:06:27.079 --> 00:06:32.399 about to get one. This is her function. It's been 91 00:06:32.560 --> 00:06:39.279 you know, El Nino is here and you know the diva, 92 00:06:39.959 --> 00:06:44.040 you know, he's sets in and settles in. You know 93 00:06:45.160 --> 00:06:49.399 she alternates, Yeah, very deep because then it's you know, 94 00:06:49.800 --> 00:06:55.000 El Nino and then ts Nina because she transitions video 95 00:06:59.519 --> 00:07:05.879 the dawn all study the weather dolls. No, I've been 96 00:07:05.920 --> 00:07:06.839 watching way too much. 97 00:07:06.920 --> 00:07:13.839 So Luscious Basca Okay, I love Luscious so much. Yes, 98 00:07:14.040 --> 00:07:14.360 me too. 99 00:07:15.319 --> 00:07:17.480 Oh what I seriously had to tell you why I 100 00:07:17.560 --> 00:07:23.279 had the whole kit and kaboodle earlier. Remember how I 101 00:07:23.360 --> 00:07:25.560 talked to you a couple of weeks ago about mother's dan. 102 00:07:25.639 --> 00:07:27.319 I had to go through my mother's phone and block 103 00:07:27.399 --> 00:07:27.879 some stuff. 104 00:07:29.920 --> 00:07:35.240 Yeah, well, I didn't think that this would come up. 105 00:07:37.879 --> 00:07:40.839 So you know, moms now they send you links to 106 00:07:41.000 --> 00:07:49.079 stuff and it's from maga websites and shit have plenty. Now, 107 00:07:49.160 --> 00:07:52.360 my mother was like sending me links to like, oh 108 00:07:52.519 --> 00:07:56.879 like great historical facts and all this stuff. So you know, 109 00:07:57.000 --> 00:08:00.120 she said it historical facts and things. So I I 110 00:08:00.160 --> 00:08:02.120 click on the link and this is black Lady. She 111 00:08:02.240 --> 00:08:05.000 looks like the lady from Carmel San Diego. And so 112 00:08:05.279 --> 00:08:08.480 I'm like watching and I'm like, okay, I'm like, but Mom, 113 00:08:08.519 --> 00:08:10.120 why are you sitting to me this like this is 114 00:08:10.279 --> 00:08:12.720 like what you learn in like what you've taught me, 115 00:08:12.920 --> 00:08:16.079 you know, like regular stuff. And then I keep watching 116 00:08:16.120 --> 00:08:22.439 the video and then I looks from the Foundational Black 117 00:08:22.560 --> 00:08:24.000 Americans Academy. 118 00:08:29.519 --> 00:08:40.480 So then I said, oh no, Ma, no, no, no no. 119 00:08:40.960 --> 00:08:42.440 I was very Michael Scott. 120 00:08:42.200 --> 00:08:46.679 About it, right, we no diaspora a crew, Yeah no. 121 00:08:47.320 --> 00:08:50.879 And then we had a larger discussion about why this 122 00:08:51.120 --> 00:08:55.639 is a problematic in things, and she understood it, so 123 00:08:55.720 --> 00:09:01.799 that wasn't the issue. The issue then is the Internet 124 00:09:02.759 --> 00:09:07.000 and algorithms and things talking to one another. 125 00:09:08.840 --> 00:09:13.759 So for the last four days, my four you page 126 00:09:16.120 --> 00:09:17.960 on reels. 127 00:09:19.240 --> 00:09:24.320 And the clock app for whatever reason, because you know 128 00:09:24.399 --> 00:09:29.440 they listen and talk to once among another and you 129 00:09:29.559 --> 00:09:37.120 two shorts, mind you fb a content also mixed with 130 00:09:37.639 --> 00:09:38.960 black Hebrew israel Like. 131 00:09:39.600 --> 00:09:50.320 Because black America. 132 00:09:57.159 --> 00:09:59.080 The next thing that happened. 133 00:10:00.639 --> 00:10:04.720 Was that I've learned that they have like they have 134 00:10:04.919 --> 00:10:12.600 like their own schools and they have their own systems. 135 00:10:14.679 --> 00:10:18.120 Let's go with that. I just thought it was niggas 136 00:10:18.200 --> 00:10:19.120 yelling on the street. 137 00:10:21.399 --> 00:10:25.200 No, it's a it's a it's an organization, the Israelites, 138 00:10:25.320 --> 00:10:29.000 the Gospel Cues as somebody called it all. 139 00:10:33.360 --> 00:10:35.000 But I had to tell you that that. 140 00:10:36.759 --> 00:10:40.080 You know, they've they've swum back around and they're and 141 00:10:40.120 --> 00:10:44.559 they're getting They're getting people of a certain generation because 142 00:10:45.559 --> 00:10:48.639 you know, a certain type of rhetoric and type of 143 00:10:48.799 --> 00:10:56.279 language that they use. Definitely, uh, you know people of 144 00:10:56.360 --> 00:10:59.600 that age group recognize that and real recognized real to them. 145 00:10:59.600 --> 00:11:00.000 You know what I mean? 146 00:11:01.519 --> 00:11:02.879 It resounds deeply within. 147 00:11:04.519 --> 00:11:08.600 Black Israelites are so deeply hilarious to me. But you 148 00:11:08.639 --> 00:11:10.679 ain't never gonna get me to take them seriously because 149 00:11:10.720 --> 00:11:14.600 these niggas have called me everything everything short of the 150 00:11:14.679 --> 00:11:25.679 Devil's spawn walking past. So I'm never going to be 151 00:11:25.759 --> 00:11:26.320 on your side. 152 00:11:26.320 --> 00:11:34.399 I'm so sorry, I just found it interesting that now 153 00:11:34.480 --> 00:11:37.360 I've been inundated, you know, not even through you. 154 00:11:38.840 --> 00:11:39.720 I'm going battle. 155 00:11:40.759 --> 00:11:42.799 I was like, who would have thought this would come 156 00:11:42.879 --> 00:11:43.519 through my mother? 157 00:11:44.080 --> 00:11:44.919 You know what I mean? 158 00:11:45.200 --> 00:11:50.000 Like, I'm no, that absolutely makes sense because my father 159 00:11:50.120 --> 00:11:51.759 sent me a doctor Umar video. 160 00:11:53.120 --> 00:11:55.360 Yeah, ironically, I'm sure. 161 00:11:56.960 --> 00:12:00.159 Ironically, and this is an who fully understands iron but 162 00:12:00.240 --> 00:12:04.039 he's also of a certain generation. My father is right 163 00:12:04.159 --> 00:12:07.919 at the border of Boomer and gen X, like my 164 00:12:08.039 --> 00:12:10.600 parents are right, they're right there, you know what I'm saying. 165 00:12:10.879 --> 00:12:14.440 So they were prop their coming of age was more 166 00:12:15.039 --> 00:12:18.879 gen X than it was Boomer, you know what I'm saying. 167 00:12:18.919 --> 00:12:21.360 And so I have some of those boomerdencies. 168 00:12:21.440 --> 00:12:23.559 They've got a few of those that come in and 169 00:12:23.679 --> 00:12:27.039 then there's all But then we know, we know about 170 00:12:27.480 --> 00:12:33.200 gen X men and their issues with misogyny and homophobia and. 171 00:12:34.440 --> 00:12:37.480 And display anymore so they turned on to women. 172 00:12:38.279 --> 00:12:40.519 Yeah, but then there was still the intersect because you 173 00:12:40.600 --> 00:12:43.200 had public enemy. But then you also still was like, 174 00:12:43.320 --> 00:12:47.120 you know, bitches a ship, but those and tricks. So 175 00:12:47.960 --> 00:12:49.919 you know it's no, I'm not saying my father got 176 00:12:50.000 --> 00:12:52.679 that because he don't have that. But what yes, he 177 00:12:52.799 --> 00:12:58.279 sent me a doctor Umar video an ironically, and you know, 178 00:12:58.399 --> 00:13:00.440 we just have to do our due diligence as best 179 00:13:00.480 --> 00:13:00.759 we can. 180 00:13:07.120 --> 00:13:11.200 Okay, I'll say it. I'm in my heel era I 181 00:13:11.279 --> 00:13:16.159 said at the beginning of the year. Sometimes doctor Lamar 182 00:13:16.320 --> 00:13:21.399 doesn't say anything wrong, it's it's there are there are, 183 00:13:22.039 --> 00:13:28.240 there are things for the majority that are ridiculous and phobic, eistic. 184 00:13:28.679 --> 00:13:38.440 Sure you may not pat your white wife, but. 185 00:13:38.600 --> 00:13:42.159 Some things he says our parent about and about so, 186 00:13:42.360 --> 00:13:43.159 I don't know what to. 187 00:13:43.240 --> 00:13:44.840 Tell you black Queen's father. 188 00:13:45.399 --> 00:13:55.399 Nobody's never Yeah, so broken clock whatever you want, broken clock, clock, toaster, whatever. 189 00:13:55.600 --> 00:13:55.799 Girl. 190 00:13:56.039 --> 00:13:58.600 Well, I love being a Black American. I'm like, I'm 191 00:13:58.639 --> 00:14:01.399 proud of that ship. I love being Black American because 192 00:14:01.440 --> 00:14:03.720 I love all of the things that make my culture 193 00:14:03.799 --> 00:14:05.559 my culture, you know what I'm saying. And they are 194 00:14:05.720 --> 00:14:08.440 culture and it has been it is a culture that 195 00:14:08.559 --> 00:14:13.600 has been created out of so much harm that's been 196 00:14:13.679 --> 00:14:15.679 done to us, and out of so much resilience and 197 00:14:15.799 --> 00:14:19.519 necessary resilience, and you know, so I love that shit. 198 00:14:19.759 --> 00:14:24.440 And also, Nigga, I am part of a diaspora and 199 00:14:25.080 --> 00:14:31.159 that's cool too, bitch Like, like, I don't know what 200 00:14:31.360 --> 00:14:34.679 the fucking problem is here. We did a lot of shit. 201 00:14:35.120 --> 00:14:38.240 We set We absolutely took a lot of shit on 202 00:14:38.320 --> 00:14:43.519 our backs. We absolutely made a space because of because 203 00:14:43.559 --> 00:14:46.279 of the resilience that we've had to have where it 204 00:14:46.519 --> 00:14:50.159 has been a motivation and a building block for other 205 00:14:50.279 --> 00:14:54.279 people to use it as well. Because white supremacy don't 206 00:14:54.440 --> 00:14:58.759 discriminate globally. You know what I'm saying, colonialism does not 207 00:14:58.879 --> 00:15:02.840 discriminate globally. Like I'm proud to be black American. And 208 00:15:03.120 --> 00:15:12.519 also I'm not fucking delusional. Yeah, yeah, anyway, I didn't. 209 00:15:14.639 --> 00:15:24.759 More positive things to talk to you about. It's FIFA time. 210 00:15:39.000 --> 00:15:43.000 So I just learned. I just figured out the difference 211 00:15:43.039 --> 00:15:44.559 to FIFA world. 212 00:15:46.759 --> 00:15:50.879 Oh yeah, yeah is the organ World. 213 00:15:50.679 --> 00:15:53.919 Cup is the is the game, right, The World Cup 214 00:15:54.080 --> 00:15:57.679 is the playoffs, and the FIFA is the NBA. 215 00:15:59.639 --> 00:16:03.159 Yes, yes, yes, a dangerous organization. 216 00:16:03.600 --> 00:16:05.039 We should get into it one day. 217 00:16:06.440 --> 00:16:07.120 Wait which one? 218 00:16:07.480 --> 00:16:08.799 No, like no FIFA? 219 00:16:09.519 --> 00:16:14.039 Oh I'm like yeah, oh no, nigga, I got some 220 00:16:14.200 --> 00:16:14.600 stuff like. 221 00:16:15.399 --> 00:16:16.879 Yeah, it's dangerous. 222 00:16:17.000 --> 00:16:20.919 But shout out to age of the chaos, Alma, who 223 00:16:21.000 --> 00:16:25.799 has been putting me on to all the tea through 224 00:16:26.159 --> 00:16:29.360 World Cup and things, and and I catch it when 225 00:16:29.399 --> 00:16:33.639 I can because soccer matches are very very football matches 226 00:16:33.679 --> 00:16:39.879 are very very long, and and and this is just 227 00:16:40.000 --> 00:16:45.039 me being American. You know, I need a little bit 228 00:16:45.120 --> 00:16:47.759 more video production, you know what I mean, to like 229 00:16:47.879 --> 00:16:49.759 get me back in you know what I mean, Like 230 00:16:50.240 --> 00:16:52.440 Americans have the attention span of a huh. 231 00:16:52.879 --> 00:16:57.440 So, Like I know, so I need a. 232 00:16:57.519 --> 00:17:02.120 Little bit more pizzazz, a little bit more, you know. Uh, 233 00:17:03.039 --> 00:17:04.759 you gotta move it up a little bit for me, 234 00:17:05.119 --> 00:17:08.000 you know what I mean. There's only so much men 235 00:17:08.160 --> 00:17:10.519 running around, and sure its can do for me, you 236 00:17:10.599 --> 00:17:12.319 know what I mean, Like I need if you want 237 00:17:12.440 --> 00:17:14.359 to be invested in the ship, you gotta. 238 00:17:15.920 --> 00:17:15.960 So. 239 00:17:16.319 --> 00:17:20.640 I my my first and only full football game that 240 00:17:20.759 --> 00:17:24.440 I've ever watched in my life. I watched after this 241 00:17:24.720 --> 00:17:29.759 doctor put me in labor. You know what I'm saying. 242 00:17:30.160 --> 00:17:32.039 I think thirteen years ago. 243 00:17:32.240 --> 00:17:36.599 Thirteen years ago, Oh my god, the doll. 244 00:17:38.759 --> 00:17:39.680 We'll talk about a second. 245 00:17:39.880 --> 00:17:42.920 Yeah, No, I know, I'm just it's emotional. So I 246 00:17:43.039 --> 00:17:46.519 go into labor thirteen years ago because this nigga decided 247 00:17:46.599 --> 00:17:49.799 to stick his whole fore arm up my vagina. And 248 00:17:49.960 --> 00:17:56.519 that is because of uh medical racism. But that's another conversation. 249 00:17:57.359 --> 00:18:00.839 So he's like, why you're not dialect, and I said, 250 00:18:01.240 --> 00:18:03.920 because I'm not. I'm not full term yet, and he 251 00:18:04.079 --> 00:18:07.480 was like, you should be further along, and then put 252 00:18:07.519 --> 00:18:09.240 stuck the whole ship up there, and I was like, 253 00:18:09.440 --> 00:18:12.519 are you motherfucking kidding me? Worst pain ever? It was 254 00:18:12.599 --> 00:18:15.359 worse than having this nigga And then Tristan wanted to fight. 255 00:18:15.480 --> 00:18:16.200 It was a whole thing. 256 00:18:16.519 --> 00:18:18.880 We ended up going across the street because I needed 257 00:18:18.920 --> 00:18:21.119 a meat boss sub. So we go get a meat 258 00:18:21.160 --> 00:18:25.720 boss sub and there's a after it was over, I 259 00:18:25.880 --> 00:18:27.200 was traumatized and hungry. 260 00:18:28.240 --> 00:18:29.279 After you gave birth. 261 00:18:29.759 --> 00:18:32.839 After after this nigga stuck his forearm up my vagina. 262 00:18:33.720 --> 00:18:36.920 So you so you left? Hold on, I'm sorry, So 263 00:18:37.079 --> 00:18:40.680 you left the Were you in the delivery room? 264 00:18:40.839 --> 00:18:40.880 No? 265 00:18:40.960 --> 00:18:42.960 No, no, no, no, I was. 266 00:18:43.160 --> 00:18:47.119 I went for my for an appointment, okay, And then 267 00:18:48.279 --> 00:18:50.960 he's like, oh, you should your cervice should be a 268 00:18:51.039 --> 00:18:55.000 little bit more open, and so yeah, but it was 269 00:18:55.079 --> 00:18:59.319 in a very you know, harsh and Eastern European way, 270 00:18:59.839 --> 00:19:05.200 and so this nigga opened up my cervix by sticking 271 00:19:05.279 --> 00:19:08.000 his forearm up me. But it was also not time 272 00:19:08.119 --> 00:19:10.960 for all of that, and so this is during my appointment. 273 00:19:11.039 --> 00:19:12.680 So I leave the appointment, so this is to like 274 00:19:13.200 --> 00:19:16.400 open me up more for time going forward. Still feel 275 00:19:16.440 --> 00:19:18.039 like that wasn't right, and I've talked to a couple 276 00:19:18.079 --> 00:19:20.160 of doctors and they were like, yeah, that don't sound right, 277 00:19:20.559 --> 00:19:23.240 especially because it was at like thirty seven weeks I believe, 278 00:19:23.680 --> 00:19:26.480 so anyway, I think it was thirty seven weeks. So 279 00:19:27.440 --> 00:19:30.079 then after it's all done, I'm like, oh, that was horrible. 280 00:19:30.160 --> 00:19:31.079 Wah whah blah blah blah. 281 00:19:31.200 --> 00:19:31.640 We leave. 282 00:19:32.000 --> 00:19:34.559 I want a meatball, sup. So we go across the 283 00:19:34.599 --> 00:19:37.960 street and there is a football game on, so he 284 00:19:38.039 --> 00:19:40.680 sit down so I could decompress, eat my meatballs up, 285 00:19:41.079 --> 00:19:44.319 and in Tristan is explaining football to me, because again 286 00:19:45.960 --> 00:19:48.400 he's actually very good at it. Like the first time 287 00:19:48.480 --> 00:19:50.519 this nigga said he was gonna get into cipher and 288 00:19:50.720 --> 00:19:53.079 start exactly. But the first time he said he was 289 00:19:53.079 --> 00:19:54.559 gonna get int the a cipher I ain't never seen, 290 00:19:54.839 --> 00:19:57.680 I was like, don't get it, embarrassing. And then this 291 00:19:57.839 --> 00:19:59.720 nigga got in and was dribbling with the feet and 292 00:19:59.759 --> 00:20:03.839 I was I was like, oh shit, okay, okay, It's 293 00:20:03.880 --> 00:20:05.359 like the time I didn't believe him when he say 294 00:20:05.400 --> 00:20:07.720 he was allergic to shrimp, but anybody, that's another conversation. 295 00:20:08.000 --> 00:20:09.640 So so. 296 00:20:13.400 --> 00:20:18.079 He's explaining the football to me, and I actually was 297 00:20:18.759 --> 00:20:21.839 invested in the game once I understood it, I just 298 00:20:22.079 --> 00:20:25.319 never went back to like understand it more and watch 299 00:20:25.440 --> 00:20:26.440 more games, et cetera. 300 00:20:26.519 --> 00:20:26.799 So so. 301 00:20:28.279 --> 00:20:30.880 I think I think it's one of those things you 302 00:20:31.000 --> 00:20:36.000 need to watch communally, like I watch sports. Chris will 303 00:20:36.039 --> 00:20:38.920 be like, oh, you're being a void today. I'm like, well, yes, 304 00:20:39.160 --> 00:20:43.200 I enjoy I enjoy the competition, you know what I mean. 305 00:20:43.400 --> 00:20:45.160 It just yes, they happen to be men. 306 00:20:45.160 --> 00:20:47.799 And I might objectify them every now and again, but 307 00:20:47.839 --> 00:20:51.640 I like the competition part of it. But I realized 308 00:20:51.680 --> 00:20:54.039 soccer is to be enjoyed with a bunch of people 309 00:20:55.480 --> 00:21:00.079 because every time I've tried to watch earnestly because on 310 00:21:01.599 --> 00:21:08.200 direct TV it's nothing but World Cup everything, I'll go. 311 00:21:08.279 --> 00:21:11.680 On and watch. I'm like, this is great, mind you. 312 00:21:12.000 --> 00:21:14.000 Even when I went to go film Furious Thoughts, they 313 00:21:14.079 --> 00:21:16.440 had it on and I was like, Okay, this is great. 314 00:21:16.559 --> 00:21:20.960 Everybody's in it, and I'm like, Okay. When I'm with people, yeah, 315 00:21:21.440 --> 00:21:23.720 I don't even know what you like. They make a 316 00:21:23.799 --> 00:21:25.640 hypistess like I think. 317 00:21:25.519 --> 00:21:27.440 You have to be a big fan because my home, 318 00:21:27.880 --> 00:21:30.440 my homegirl that be watching it, she'd be she'd be 319 00:21:30.680 --> 00:21:33.480 ready for the games to come on. I'm like, damn, bitch, 320 00:21:33.559 --> 00:21:34.799 you really like you in this ship. 321 00:21:34.920 --> 00:21:35.079 Huh. 322 00:21:35.279 --> 00:21:38.759 But I think this is our deep americanism, you know 323 00:21:38.799 --> 00:21:39.319 what I'm saying. 324 00:21:39.640 --> 00:21:42.160 Yeah, but you know that's like any sport though, like 325 00:21:42.279 --> 00:21:48.599 people do it for golf or or volleyball or what's 326 00:21:48.720 --> 00:21:50.880 that shit I showed you world tag. 327 00:21:51.200 --> 00:21:53.559 Yes, no, I'm not talking about that. I see the 328 00:21:53.640 --> 00:21:56.680 thing about those are niche things. Well maybe not golf. 329 00:21:56.799 --> 00:21:57.480 Yeah, but. 330 00:21:58.960 --> 00:22:06.240 But Americans, this American elitism bullshit like they intentionally they 331 00:22:06.319 --> 00:22:10.039 took the fucking name and made another sport. And then 332 00:22:11.359 --> 00:22:15.519 everywhere else in the fucking world is into this ship 333 00:22:15.720 --> 00:22:20.359 except us. Unless you into this ship. It's only niche 334 00:22:20.440 --> 00:22:24.359 quote unquote here everywhere else in the fucking world. That 335 00:22:24.519 --> 00:22:30.640 shows you what are probably are. Like you all said, no, no, 336 00:22:30.920 --> 00:22:34.799 we're gonna be football and we're gonna take and it's 337 00:22:34.799 --> 00:22:36.400 gonna be a whole difference. 338 00:22:36.920 --> 00:22:37.640 Your feet. 339 00:22:42.680 --> 00:22:48.400 And said in football you wear the light jersey, light shorts. 340 00:22:48.400 --> 00:22:50.599 You know what I'm saying, You know, cute little knee 341 00:22:50.640 --> 00:22:53.319 high socks and ship. No put on the full fucking 342 00:22:53.440 --> 00:22:57.680 garb and kill yourself and ram each other like fucking 343 00:22:57.839 --> 00:23:00.759 bulls in our game and we're gonna call it football. 344 00:23:02.039 --> 00:23:02.319 Fuck. 345 00:23:02.559 --> 00:23:10.319 Yeah, how was your week? It was good. 346 00:23:10.400 --> 00:23:15.519 It was a lovely week. Actually, my child turned thirteen 347 00:23:15.599 --> 00:23:16.039 years old. 348 00:23:21.920 --> 00:23:23.440 Yeah she did. 349 00:23:23.720 --> 00:23:28.200 She turned thirteen, and I can't even believe that, Like 350 00:23:28.240 --> 00:23:29.680 I think I'm still processing it. 351 00:23:30.640 --> 00:23:30.799 Uh. 352 00:23:31.400 --> 00:23:33.920 We had a cookout. That's what she wanted, and so 353 00:23:34.559 --> 00:23:36.559 we had a cookout and I, you know, I went 354 00:23:36.599 --> 00:23:40.480 to Costco. I got all the chicken brisket ribs, We 355 00:23:40.599 --> 00:23:43.160 made potato salad, baked Be's mac and cheese. Like it 356 00:23:43.279 --> 00:23:46.160 was a proper black cookout, chips for the kids. You 357 00:23:46.240 --> 00:23:49.839 know what I'm saying. Shout out to the Malcolm x 358 00:23:49.960 --> 00:23:55.480 Bestock community that black run and they really looked out. 359 00:23:55.519 --> 00:23:58.200 Shout out to Brian, they really looked out for us. 360 00:24:00.079 --> 00:24:02.799 I got there early and mama was in full Uncle 361 00:24:02.880 --> 00:24:05.640 Jade mode. I grilled off like fifty pounds of meat 362 00:24:05.720 --> 00:24:09.119 that day. And let me tell you something, so proud. 363 00:24:10.279 --> 00:24:13.039 You know, some of her United Colors of Benenton friends 364 00:24:13.119 --> 00:24:14.079 came and that's lovely. 365 00:24:14.559 --> 00:24:15.039 I love that. 366 00:24:15.599 --> 00:24:19.279 Oh yeah, you have to deal with that, especially. 367 00:24:19.000 --> 00:24:21.319 Now you know now now, you know what I'm saying. 368 00:24:21.160 --> 00:24:25.039 We iset is captain planet, okay. 369 00:24:27.160 --> 00:24:31.160 And cool, But that means that that means that while 370 00:24:31.279 --> 00:24:34.039 our kids are like, yeah, I love kim chi and 371 00:24:34.200 --> 00:24:36.359 I'm gonna try this and so forth and so on, 372 00:24:37.200 --> 00:24:39.039 y'all are gonna come be a part of our culture too. 373 00:24:39.640 --> 00:24:42.880 So they came and they had ribs and hot dogs 374 00:24:43.079 --> 00:24:46.519 and potato salad and baked beans and mac and cheese 375 00:24:47.240 --> 00:24:49.640 and got to see the way that we intentionally love 376 00:24:49.720 --> 00:24:52.480 one Noah like Mary set up a beautiful little like 377 00:24:52.880 --> 00:24:55.720 teenage altar for her, a little coming of age table 378 00:24:56.240 --> 00:25:01.599 with flowers and cowie shells and can and you know 379 00:25:01.680 --> 00:25:03.759 what I'm saying. We just wanted her to feel good 380 00:25:03.799 --> 00:25:07.640 and feel loved and that and and had our music blessing. 381 00:25:07.759 --> 00:25:09.599 Got the police called on us. This is the second 382 00:25:09.839 --> 00:25:11.759 birthday now the police have. 383 00:25:11.799 --> 00:25:13.480 Been called tradition. 384 00:25:13.599 --> 00:25:16.799 Tradition. Okay, shout out to tradition. It's not annual, but 385 00:25:16.920 --> 00:25:21.039 it happens. You are if you don't remember, there's a 386 00:25:21.079 --> 00:25:23.920 whole story about Noah's fourth birthday, but well, I can 387 00:25:24.000 --> 00:25:27.640 talk about that later. If you're new here, should I 388 00:25:27.759 --> 00:25:29.279 say police got called? 389 00:25:29.319 --> 00:25:32.279 They already told us we have a listeners, So hello 390 00:25:32.440 --> 00:25:32.920 to you all. 391 00:25:33.240 --> 00:25:35.720 Oh yeah, maybe we should do a revisit of things. 392 00:25:36.880 --> 00:25:38.720 Yeah, that's a good time. We should do that next 393 00:25:38.759 --> 00:25:39.720 week maybe, yeah. 394 00:25:39.880 --> 00:25:44.039 Yeah, that's actually good. Okay, next week, I'll tell you 395 00:25:44.200 --> 00:25:48.759 all how how Noah's fourth birthday, six to eight police 396 00:25:48.799 --> 00:25:53.839 officers walked into a ceramic shop for me. But anyway, 397 00:25:53.960 --> 00:25:56.680 police got called this time too. They knew it was 398 00:25:56.720 --> 00:26:01.000 some bullshit. It was a noise complaint from gentrifiers. And 399 00:26:01.200 --> 00:26:02.880 they told me ahead of time of the day. They 400 00:26:03.000 --> 00:26:05.599 was like, listen, they're gonna call the cops. They're gonna 401 00:26:05.599 --> 00:26:07.839