Speaker 1: Friend of night. You and your boys went out to
Speaker 1: me huh. Then they hung out, but you came home
Speaker 1: around three, Yes you did. If sexy y'all went out
Speaker 1: ha ha. Then for your relage because only two of
Speaker 1: you had dinner, found your credit courcy.
Speaker 2: Oh whoa ha whoa ha ha ha whoa ha ha
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Speaker 3: And don't you dare come running back to me?
Speaker 2: Oh ha ha ha oh ha ha ha oh ha
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Speaker 3: That's what you get class, And we're going down on fee.
Speaker 4: Yes he is because you partied. Wow, girl was up
Speaker 4: there dead.
Speaker 1: Yes, I know you haven't a day that you deserve.
Speaker 1: Yes you are. I used to see you in your
Speaker 1: big shoes when I used to work at Sony.
Speaker 3: Take it home, Take it home because.
Speaker 1: Your what else is evil? We saw your credit card receipts.
Speaker 3: M h m hm oh ha ha ha.
Speaker 4: How to eat.
Speaker 3: Everybody?
Speaker 4: Welcome back to another episode of dada XD, The blackest
Speaker 4: Show about Nothing or you know, the most canceled show
Speaker 4: about nothing.
Speaker 5: Cancelation Jeffrey the Wigs are ruling critical.
Speaker 1: Man, your opinions will be the only way you go.
Speaker 1: It's your fault. It's you're like, why do you keep
Speaker 1: bringing hair boy? Why you keep bringing us there?
Speaker 3: Right?
Speaker 1: That means you just like.
Speaker 3: Bride, you know, moving right along? Yeah, why you keep?
Speaker 1: Why you keep? Why you keep trying to make me
Speaker 1: not pay my bills?
Speaker 6: Like?
Speaker 1: Why you keep? Why you keeping? Why you keep taking
Speaker 1: us through the taking us through the.
Speaker 3: Counting on? Do I did not thing? Okay, I did
Speaker 3: nothing of the sort. All I have done.
Speaker 4: Was, you know, post a physical manifestation of what we
Speaker 4: talk about every week on the show. You know, however,
Speaker 4: I don't know if I talked about it last week,
Speaker 4: but we'll say it again. I did have to take
Speaker 4: turn off the comments because in new social media, the
Speaker 4: streets don't understand.
Speaker 3: Code, no nuance or meaning, Like they.
Speaker 4: Don't understand snitching, like they go tag such and such
Speaker 4: and go teg such.
Speaker 3: And such and blah blah blah.
Speaker 4: See that's why people call you, call you words that
Speaker 4: we're not supposed to say anymore, you know what I mean?
Speaker 3: And it's not because little you're a little nuts. Yeah, yeah,
Speaker 3: well you know exactly what if the village is again,
Speaker 3: you know what I mean?
Speaker 1: Like like that man, you don't know the joke. Now
Speaker 1: they'd be like, no, I don't know the joke. I
Speaker 1: don't get nuance.
Speaker 4: And I'm like, so the good old line, the famous
Speaker 4: quote humor is wasted on the foreign So scram.
Speaker 3: Okay skid with a tourists.
Speaker 1: So many tourists all the time, anyway.
Speaker 4: Can I can? I? I have a lot of ship
Speaker 4: to talk to you about. But since about tourism, you know,
Speaker 4: shout out to mother nature. She's taking back the night.
Speaker 4: You know, she's gotten some retinol, so she's purging now. Yeah,
Speaker 4: because over yonder, in the osiris of this shit, they
Speaker 4: are currently.
Speaker 3: Melting.
Speaker 4: And I always think you only get mainstream media news,
Speaker 4: just like you would in any other country. Right, So
Speaker 4: I see the tolls of France, But what about the
Speaker 4: other smaller countries, or what about the black people in
Speaker 4: these countries?
Speaker 3: You know what I mean? So, but.
Speaker 4: It's indicative of where we are as a society, because
Speaker 4: it's like, you know, people have denied climate change for
Speaker 4: so long and and you know, I hate there's been
Speaker 4: this American sentiment of like haha, God bless America.
Speaker 3: That's y'all. We have air conditioning. Nina, Nina, Nina, And
Speaker 3: I'm just like, don't you.
Speaker 4: You don't see how this is all benected?
Speaker 1: Like you don't see, like, bitch, we are also having issues.
Speaker 1: Have you not looked into the local data centers?
Speaker 4: Like like it is one hundred degrees where you are
Speaker 4: right now? Do you know how warm it is in
Speaker 4: Los Angeles currently.
Speaker 1: There is a nationwide heat wave.
Speaker 4: Not here it is sixty eight degrees. This is not
Speaker 4: about to get one. This is her function. It's been
Speaker 4: you know, El Nino is here and you know the diva,
Speaker 4: you know, he's sets in and settles in. You know
Speaker 4: she alternates, Yeah, very deep because then it's you know,
Speaker 4: El Nino and then ts Nina because she transitions video
Speaker 4: the dawn all study the weather dolls. No, I've been
Speaker 4: watching way too much.
Speaker 3: So Luscious Basca Okay, I love Luscious so much. Yes,
Speaker 3: me too.
Speaker 4: Oh what I seriously had to tell you why I
Speaker 4: had the whole kit and kaboodle earlier. Remember how I
Speaker 4: talked to you a couple of weeks ago about mother's dan.
Speaker 4: I had to go through my mother's phone and block
Speaker 4: some stuff.
Speaker 3: Yeah, well, I didn't think that this would come up.
Speaker 4: So you know, moms now they send you links to
Speaker 4: stuff and it's from maga websites and shit have plenty. Now,
Speaker 4: my mother was like sending me links to like, oh
Speaker 4: like great historical facts and all this stuff. So you know,
Speaker 4: she said it historical facts and things. So I I
Speaker 4: click on the link and this is black Lady. She
Speaker 4: looks like the lady from Carmel San Diego. And so
Speaker 4: I'm like watching and I'm like, okay, I'm like, but Mom,
Speaker 4: why are you sitting to me this like this is
Speaker 4: like what you learn in like what you've taught me,
Speaker 4: you know, like regular stuff. And then I keep watching
Speaker 4: the video and then I looks from the Foundational Black
Speaker 4: Americans Academy.
Speaker 3: So then I said, oh no, Ma, no, no, no no.
Speaker 3: I was very Michael Scott.
Speaker 4: About it, right, we no diaspora a crew, Yeah no.
Speaker 4: And then we had a larger discussion about why this
Speaker 4: is a problematic in things, and she understood it, so
Speaker 4: that wasn't the issue. The issue then is the Internet
Speaker 4: and algorithms and things talking to one another.
Speaker 3: So for the last four days, my four you page
Speaker 3: on reels.
Speaker 4: And the clock app for whatever reason, because you know
Speaker 4: they listen and talk to once among another and you
Speaker 4: two shorts, mind you fb a content also mixed with
Speaker 4: black Hebrew israel Like.
Speaker 7: Because black America.
Speaker 3: The next thing that happened.
Speaker 4: Was that I've learned that they have like they have
Speaker 4: like their own schools and they have their own systems.
Speaker 3: Let's go with that. I just thought it was niggas
Speaker 3: yelling on the street.
Speaker 4: No, it's a it's a it's an organization, the Israelites,
Speaker 4: the Gospel Cues as somebody called it all.
Speaker 3: But I had to tell you that that.
Speaker 4: You know, they've they've swum back around and they're and
Speaker 4: they're getting They're getting people of a certain generation because
Speaker 4: you know, a certain type of rhetoric and type of
Speaker 4: language that they use. Definitely, uh, you know people of
Speaker 4: that age group recognize that and real recognized real to them.
Speaker 3: You know what I mean?
Speaker 4: It resounds deeply within.
Speaker 1: Black Israelites are so deeply hilarious to me. But you
Speaker 1: ain't never gonna get me to take them seriously because
Speaker 1: these niggas have called me everything everything short of the
Speaker 1: Devil's spawn walking past. So I'm never going to be
Speaker 1: on your side.
Speaker 4: I'm so sorry, I just found it interesting that now
Speaker 4: I've been inundated, you know, not even through you.
Speaker 3: I'm going battle.
Speaker 4: I was like, who would have thought this would come
Speaker 4: through my mother?
Speaker 3: You know what I mean?
Speaker 1: Like, I'm no, that absolutely makes sense because my father
Speaker 1: sent me a doctor Umar video.
Speaker 3: Yeah, ironically, I'm sure.
Speaker 1: Ironically, and this is an who fully understands iron but
Speaker 1: he's also of a certain generation. My father is right
Speaker 1: at the border of Boomer and gen X, like my
Speaker 1: parents are right, they're right there, you know what I'm saying.
Speaker 1: So they were prop their coming of age was more
Speaker 1: gen X than it was Boomer, you know what I'm saying.
Speaker 3: And so I have some of those boomerdencies.
Speaker 1: They've got a few of those that come in and
Speaker 1: then there's all But then we know, we know about
Speaker 1: gen X men and their issues with misogyny and homophobia and.
Speaker 3: And display anymore so they turned on to women.
Speaker 1: Yeah, but then there was still the intersect because you
Speaker 1: had public enemy. But then you also still was like,
Speaker 1: you know, bitches a ship, but those and tricks. So
Speaker 1: you know it's no, I'm not saying my father got
Speaker 1: that because he don't have that. But what yes, he
Speaker 1: sent me a doctor Umar video an ironically, and you know,
Speaker 1: we just have to do our due diligence as best
Speaker 1: we can.
Speaker 4: Okay, I'll say it. I'm in my heel era I
Speaker 4: said at the beginning of the year. Sometimes doctor Lamar
Speaker 4: doesn't say anything wrong, it's it's there are there are,
Speaker 4: there are things for the majority that are ridiculous and phobic, eistic.
Speaker 1: Sure you may not pat your white wife, but.
Speaker 4: Some things he says our parent about and about so,
Speaker 4: I don't know what to.
Speaker 1: Tell you black Queen's father.
Speaker 8: Nobody's never Yeah, so broken clock whatever you want, broken clock, clock, toaster, whatever.
Speaker 3: Girl.
Speaker 1: Well, I love being a Black American. I'm like, I'm
Speaker 1: proud of that ship. I love being Black American because
Speaker 1: I love all of the things that make my culture
Speaker 1: my culture, you know what I'm saying. And they are
Speaker 1: culture and it has been it is a culture that
Speaker 1: has been created out of so much harm that's been
Speaker 1: done to us, and out of so much resilience and
Speaker 1: necessary resilience, and you know, so I love that shit.
Speaker 1: And also, Nigga, I am part of a diaspora and
Speaker 1: that's cool too, bitch Like, like, I don't know what
Speaker 1: the fucking problem is here. We did a lot of shit.
Speaker 1: We set We absolutely took a lot of shit on
Speaker 1: our backs. We absolutely made a space because of because
Speaker 1: of the resilience that we've had to have where it
Speaker 1: has been a motivation and a building block for other
Speaker 1: people to use it as well. Because white supremacy don't
Speaker 1: discriminate globally. You know what I'm saying, colonialism does not
Speaker 1: discriminate globally. Like I'm proud to be black American. And
Speaker 1: also I'm not fucking delusional. Yeah, yeah, anyway, I didn't.
Speaker 3: More positive things to talk to you about. It's FIFA time.
Speaker 1: So I just learned. I just figured out the difference
Speaker 1: to FIFA world.
Speaker 3: Oh yeah, yeah is the organ World.
Speaker 1: Cup is the is the game, right, The World Cup
Speaker 1: is the playoffs, and the FIFA is the NBA.
Speaker 3: Yes, yes, yes, a dangerous organization.
Speaker 4: We should get into it one day.
Speaker 1: Wait which one?
Speaker 3: No, like no FIFA?
Speaker 1: Oh I'm like yeah, oh no, nigga, I got some
Speaker 1: stuff like.
Speaker 3: Yeah, it's dangerous.
Speaker 4: But shout out to age of the chaos, Alma, who
Speaker 4: has been putting me on to all the tea through
Speaker 4: World Cup and things, and and I catch it when
Speaker 4: I can because soccer matches are very very football matches
Speaker 4: are very very long, and and and this is just
Speaker 4: me being American. You know, I need a little bit
Speaker 4: more video production, you know what I mean, to like
Speaker 4: get me back in you know what I mean, Like
Speaker 4: Americans have the attention span of a huh.
Speaker 3: So, Like I know, so I need a.
Speaker 4: Little bit more pizzazz, a little bit more, you know. Uh,
Speaker 4: you gotta move it up a little bit for me,
Speaker 4: you know what I mean. There's only so much men
Speaker 4: running around, and sure its can do for me, you
Speaker 4: know what I mean, Like I need if you want
Speaker 4: to be invested in the ship, you gotta.
Speaker 3: So.
Speaker 1: I my my first and only full football game that
Speaker 1: I've ever watched in my life. I watched after this
Speaker 1: doctor put me in labor. You know what I'm saying.
Speaker 3: I think thirteen years ago.
Speaker 1: Thirteen years ago, Oh my god, the doll.
Speaker 4: We'll talk about a second.
Speaker 1: Yeah, No, I know, I'm just it's emotional. So I
Speaker 1: go into labor thirteen years ago because this nigga decided
Speaker 1: to stick his whole fore arm up my vagina. And
Speaker 1: that is because of uh medical racism. But that's another conversation.
Speaker 1: So he's like, why you're not dialect, and I said,
Speaker 1: because I'm not. I'm not full term yet, and he
Speaker 1: was like, you should be further along, and then put
Speaker 1: stuck the whole ship up there, and I was like,
Speaker 1: are you motherfucking kidding me? Worst pain ever? It was
Speaker 1: worse than having this nigga And then Tristan wanted to fight.
Speaker 3: It was a whole thing.
Speaker 1: We ended up going across the street because I needed
Speaker 1: a meat boss sub. So we go get a meat
Speaker 1: boss sub and there's a after it was over, I
Speaker 1: was traumatized and hungry.
Speaker 3: After you gave birth.
Speaker 1: After after this nigga stuck his forearm up my vagina.
Speaker 3: So you so you left? Hold on, I'm sorry, So
Speaker 3: you left the Were you in the delivery room?
Speaker 1: No?
Speaker 3: No, no, no, no, I was.
Speaker 1: I went for my for an appointment, okay, And then
Speaker 1: he's like, oh, you should your cervice should be a
Speaker 1: little bit more open, and so yeah, but it was
Speaker 1: in a very you know, harsh and Eastern European way,
Speaker 1: and so this nigga opened up my cervix by sticking
Speaker 1: his forearm up me. But it was also not time
Speaker 1: for all of that, and so this is during my appointment.
Speaker 1: So I leave the appointment, so this is to like
Speaker 1: open me up more for time going forward. Still feel
Speaker 1: like that wasn't right, and I've talked to a couple
Speaker 1: of doctors and they were like, yeah, that don't sound right,
Speaker 1: especially because it was at like thirty seven weeks I believe,
Speaker 1: so anyway, I think it was thirty seven weeks. So
Speaker 1: then after it's all done, I'm like, oh, that was horrible.
Speaker 3: Wah whah blah blah blah.
Speaker 4: We leave.
Speaker 1: I want a meatball, sup. So we go across the
Speaker 1: street and there is a football game on, so he
Speaker 1: sit down so I could decompress, eat my meatballs up,
Speaker 1: and in Tristan is explaining football to me, because again
Speaker 1: he's actually very good at it. Like the first time
Speaker 1: this nigga said he was gonna get into cipher and
Speaker 1: start exactly. But the first time he said he was
Speaker 1: gonna get int the a cipher I ain't never seen,
Speaker 1: I was like, don't get it, embarrassing. And then this
Speaker 1: nigga got in and was dribbling with the feet and
Speaker 1: I was I was like, oh shit, okay, okay, It's
Speaker 1: like the time I didn't believe him when he say
Speaker 1: he was allergic to shrimp, but anybody, that's another conversation.
Speaker 4: So so.
Speaker 1: He's explaining the football to me, and I actually was
Speaker 1: invested in the game once I understood it, I just
Speaker 1: never went back to like understand it more and watch
Speaker 1: more games, et cetera.
Speaker 3: So so.
Speaker 4: I think I think it's one of those things you
Speaker 4: need to watch communally, like I watch sports. Chris will
Speaker 4: be like, oh, you're being a void today. I'm like, well, yes,
Speaker 4: I enjoy I enjoy the competition, you know what I mean.
Speaker 3: It just yes, they happen to be men.
Speaker 4: And I might objectify them every now and again, but
Speaker 4: I like the competition part of it. But I realized
Speaker 4: soccer is to be enjoyed with a bunch of people
Speaker 4: because every time I've tried to watch earnestly because on
Speaker 4: direct TV it's nothing but World Cup everything, I'll go.
Speaker 3: On and watch. I'm like, this is great, mind you.
Speaker 4: Even when I went to go film Furious Thoughts, they
Speaker 4: had it on and I was like, Okay, this is great.
Speaker 4: Everybody's in it, and I'm like, Okay. When I'm with people, yeah,
Speaker 4: I don't even know what you like. They make a
Speaker 4: hypistess like I think.
Speaker 1: You have to be a big fan because my home,
Speaker 1: my homegirl that be watching it, she'd be she'd be
Speaker 1: ready for the games to come on. I'm like, damn, bitch,
Speaker 1: you really like you in this ship.
Speaker 3: Huh.
Speaker 1: But I think this is our deep americanism, you know
Speaker 1: what I'm saying.
Speaker 4: Yeah, but you know that's like any sport though, like
Speaker 4: people do it for golf or or volleyball or what's
Speaker 4: that shit I showed you world tag.
Speaker 1: Yes, no, I'm not talking about that. I see the
Speaker 1: thing about those are niche things. Well maybe not golf.
Speaker 3: Yeah, but.
Speaker 1: But Americans, this American elitism bullshit like they intentionally they
Speaker 1: took the fucking name and made another sport. And then
Speaker 1: everywhere else in the fucking world is into this ship
Speaker 1: except us. Unless you into this ship. It's only niche
Speaker 1: quote unquote here everywhere else in the fucking world. That
Speaker 1: shows you what are probably are. Like you all said, no, no,
Speaker 1: we're gonna be football and we're gonna take and it's
Speaker 1: gonna be a whole difference.
Speaker 4: Your feet.
Speaker 1: And said in football you wear the light jersey, light shorts.
Speaker 1: You know what I'm saying, You know, cute little knee
Speaker 1: high socks and ship. No put on the full fucking
Speaker 1: garb and kill yourself and ram each other like fucking
Speaker 1: bulls in our game and we're gonna call it football.
Speaker 3: Fuck.
Speaker 4: Yeah, how was your week? It was good.
Speaker 1: It was a lovely week. Actually, my child turned thirteen
Speaker 1: years old.
Speaker 3: Yeah she did.
Speaker 1: She turned thirteen, and I can't even believe that, Like
Speaker 1: I think I'm still processing it.
Speaker 4: Uh.
Speaker 1: We had a cookout. That's what she wanted, and so
Speaker 1: we had a cookout and I, you know, I went
Speaker 1: to Costco. I got all the chicken brisket ribs, We
Speaker 1: made potato salad, baked Be's mac and cheese. Like it
Speaker 1: was a proper black cookout, chips for the kids. You
Speaker 1: know what I'm saying. Shout out to the Malcolm x
Speaker 1: Bestock community that black run and they really looked out.
Speaker 1: Shout out to Brian, they really looked out for us.
Speaker 1: I got there early and mama was in full Uncle
Speaker 1: Jade mode. I grilled off like fifty pounds of meat
Speaker 1: that day. And let me tell you something, so proud.
Speaker 1: You know, some of her United Colors of Benenton friends
Speaker 1: came and that's lovely.
Speaker 4: I love that.
Speaker 3: Oh yeah, you have to deal with that, especially.
Speaker 1: Now you know now now, you know what I'm saying.
Speaker 4: We iset is captain planet, okay.
Speaker 1: And cool, But that means that that means that while
Speaker 1: our kids are like, yeah, I love kim chi and
Speaker 1: I'm gonna try this and so forth and so on,
Speaker 1: y'all are gonna come be a part of our culture too.
Speaker 1: So they came and they had ribs and hot dogs
Speaker 1: and potato salad and baked beans and mac and cheese
Speaker 1: and got to see the way that we intentionally love
Speaker 1: one Noah like Mary set up a beautiful little like
Speaker 1: teenage altar for her, a little coming of age table
Speaker 1: with flowers and cowie shells and can and you know
Speaker 1: what I'm saying. We just wanted her to feel good
Speaker 1: and feel loved and that and and had our music blessing.
Speaker 1: Got the police called on us. This is the second
Speaker 1: birthday now the police have.
Speaker 3: Been called tradition.
Speaker 1: Tradition. Okay, shout out to tradition. It's not annual, but
Speaker 1: it happens. You are if you don't remember, there's a
Speaker 1: whole story about Noah's fourth birthday, but well, I can
Speaker 1: talk about that later. If you're new here, should I
Speaker 1: say police got called?
Speaker 3: They already told us we have a listeners, So hello
Speaker 3: to you all.
Speaker 1: Oh yeah, maybe we should do a revisit of things.
Speaker 3: Yeah, that's a good time. We should do that next
Speaker 3: week maybe, yeah.
Speaker 1: Yeah, that's actually good. Okay, next week, I'll tell you
Speaker 1: all how how Noah's fourth birthday, six to eight police
Speaker 1: officers walked into a ceramic shop for me. But anyway,
Speaker 1: police got called this time too. They knew it was
Speaker 1: some bullshit. It was a noise complaint from gentrifiers. And
Speaker 1: they told me ahead of time of the day. They
Speaker 1: was like, listen, they're gonna call the cops. They're gonna
Speaker 1: call the They called the cops on some screaming autistic
Speaker 1: kids who came to visit the garden exactly, so they're
Speaker 1: gonna call the cops on us. So they called the
Speaker 1: cops on us. Like, if you call the cops on
Speaker 1: some screaming neuro divergent children at one pm in the
Speaker 1: middle of the week, what the fuck kind of soul
Speaker 1: do you have?
Speaker 4: That's why I would have woke them about one am
Speaker 4: and it showed up to them people's house and had
Speaker 4: them scream.
Speaker 3: But that's just me.
Speaker 1: No, we just actually I can't say that we let
Speaker 1: them all three right. It was like we definitely still.
Speaker 1: We was like, oh, you called the police. I was like, no,
Speaker 1: you can't hear us. You caught the cops on us.
Speaker 4: I hope you hear this pussy like I would have
Speaker 4: made their day, bitch.
Speaker 1: And the cops came, and it was just it's like,
Speaker 1: it's a happy birthday to your daughter. We're out of here,
Speaker 1: like you know what I'm saying, not saying I advocate
Speaker 1: for them niggas, because you already, but I.
Speaker 4: Gotta be honest, it's it's it's the Brooklyn. It's very
Speaker 4: Brooklyn to have a cops called.
Speaker 1: On you at your birthday, even and the cops will
Speaker 1: come and they'll see it's a birthday and niggas are
Speaker 1: not swinging, and.
Speaker 4: It's for noise. I'm not thinking, not saying for any
Speaker 4: you know what I mean.
Speaker 1: Ye, well, not that first one, but this one, yes,
Speaker 1: noise complaint, you know. And of course it's some fucking
Speaker 1: o fa who just moved to the neighborhood and thinks
Speaker 1: that it belongs to them in the middle of a
Speaker 1: Sunday afternoon, You stupid fucking bitch. May you have the day,
Speaker 1: you fucking deserve. I hope you fall down your brownstone
Speaker 1: steps every time you step out.
Speaker 3: Yeah, it's always.
Speaker 4: It's always the folks who have moved from elsewhere to
Speaker 4: make noise complaints about the big urban jungle that they
Speaker 4: wanted to live in so bad. You know, they talked
Speaker 4: about it two episodes of Girls and three episodes of Friends,
Speaker 4: and all of a sudden, they fucking married Tyler Moore
Speaker 4: on a train, you know what I mean, not realizing
Speaker 4: that that's all fantasy.
Speaker 3: You're going to be poor and you're going to live
Speaker 3: in a deal with it.
Speaker 1: They called the police on a school trip for neurodiversion
Speaker 1: students in the middle of the afternoon.
Speaker 3: Mm hmmm, mm hmm.
Speaker 1: Anyway, it was lovely other otherwise the girl was loved oning.
Speaker 1: Apparently my aunt and my mother in law have planned
Speaker 1: to get matching tattoos. I don't know, uh.
Speaker 3: Cavers. I love that.
Speaker 4: I was like, okay, I am going to get a tattoo.
Speaker 4: I she could have match to my mom ma. See
Speaker 4: what she says, Oh my.
Speaker 1: God, yes, I'll come and would be like, what I'm
Speaker 1: getting anything, just you should propose it to see.
Speaker 4: I'm gonna yeah, I'm gonna ask that, like Ma, we
Speaker 4: should get matching tattoos. I think if I if I
Speaker 4: presented to her as matching with me, she would be
Speaker 4: way more inclined to do it, not like to get
Speaker 4: something like ridiculous or whatever, because I'll be like Ma,
Speaker 4: because my mother turns.
Speaker 1: Out to get a little clown figure.
Speaker 4: And so.
Speaker 1: I'm not even being a dickhead, like.
Speaker 3: It's not putting a fucking clown on me.
Speaker 4: My grandmother comes to visit me, enough, okay, I smell
Speaker 4: her all the time, I'd be like, white diamonds.
Speaker 3: Oh hey, girl, I don't need that. I don't need
Speaker 3: no negro the clown holding the clown on me.
Speaker 4: Absolutely not, And I need to And the problem is
Speaker 4: I need to go get them the praise because my
Speaker 4: mother was like, I'm not taking them with me, and
Speaker 4: I was like.
Speaker 3: Girl, get rid of him.
Speaker 1: Now there is some lady in the middle of Pennsylvania
Speaker 1: who paid good money for that there.
Speaker 3: I don't see that.
Speaker 4: I won't want them to have it because they're all
Speaker 4: black clowns. And so therefore I would feel a way.
Speaker 3: That was the thing. My grandmother was very specific, like no,
Speaker 3: whoa huh when she comes to visit well, she'll let
Speaker 3: me know.
Speaker 1: Maybe they'll buy it, and then it'll be like that,
Speaker 1: It'll be like that that tells from the hood, you
Speaker 1: know what I'm saying, And they'll come alive in they're
Speaker 1: little you know, I.
Speaker 4: Would have like haunt, yeah perhaps, but no, like the
Speaker 4: most of the clowns that she has in that curio
Speaker 4: black term yeah or have yeah, they're all black or
Speaker 4: have some sort of of she got us from somewhere black. Okay,
Speaker 4: you know what I mean. So they have a story.
Speaker 4: So I'm assuming that I think she assumed that they
Speaker 4: were going to be in the family. But I'm gonna
Speaker 4: tell you right now, my every one of us have
Speaker 4: always told her that we don't want them things, so
Speaker 4: and now that she's passed on, it's kind of like, well,
Speaker 4: you know, but AnyWho, enough about that. How else was
Speaker 4: your week? Are we your childhood? Thirteen thirty?
Speaker 1: My pop up is this Sunday. Yes, it is exciting.
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Speaker 1: It's in honor of the red drink of Juneteenth, So
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Speaker 4: Uh.
Speaker 1: And you're supporting, you know, black owned, bar black owned,
Speaker 1: small creator whatever. I you know, I don't know what
Speaker 1: I want to call it myself. I'm a chef, yes,
Speaker 1: but I don't know, you know, podcast create, I don't
Speaker 1: know content creator. Don't really love that.
Speaker 4: I like what Bruce Vilanche calls himself, Bruce Vilanche. He says,
Speaker 4: I'm a bone vivon. I'm I'm I live, I live
Speaker 4: a good life.
Speaker 1: You support Jada.
Speaker 3: You know what I'm saying. I have a bone vvon,
Speaker 3: I lead, I lead a life while lived.
Speaker 4: I like whatever that lives whatever that.
Speaker 1: I can't really take that because I played, you know,
Speaker 1: Brooklyn Rent. But I but you know what's up? Think
Speaker 1: I see you know what I'm saying. French and Spanish,
Speaker 1: I live a life of soso. What you got going on?
Speaker 3: Was your week?
Speaker 4: Oh?
Speaker 7: Uh?
Speaker 3: My week was good? I I have been over the
Speaker 3: last few weeks. I have been trying to.
Speaker 4: Reset the clock on a certain things, like health wise,
Speaker 4: so I have been trying to eat less trash. So
Speaker 4: I've kicked into higher gear now where it's just like, okay,
Speaker 4: no trash at all, So I'm okay with that.
Speaker 3: A lot more water.
Speaker 4: I also have been really learning about skincare and so like,
Speaker 4: as you can see, so this is we're glowing here,
Speaker 4: it's brightening and things. So I've been really focusing on,
Speaker 4: like I'm both in body too, because you know, skincare
Speaker 4: is for a body is very important, especially because I
Speaker 4: don't aging is always so complicated, right, Like I'm not
Speaker 4: trying to look like Karama wish. We will talk about
Speaker 4: in a second, and you'll see as soon as you google,
Speaker 4: we might have to dig into Patreon a.
Speaker 3: Race. For Jade's reaction as she looks up, I did.
Speaker 1: I told you I used to do.
Speaker 3: Yeah, we'll discuss that in a second. Wait.
Speaker 1: Wait, you're talking about the hitch, bad reactions.
Speaker 3: The relationship with you know, he's in a new relation.
Speaker 1: Wait, okay, wait, there's a lot happening right now.
Speaker 3: Okay, well let me finish this.
Speaker 4: Sorry, Okay, but yeah, aging is complicated for men and stuff,
Speaker 4: but I don't Aging is a is a blessing. But
Speaker 4: I also don't have you know, I don't want to,
Speaker 4: you know, have my skin droopy a ship like that.
Speaker 4: So I've been really like doing my due diligence to
Speaker 4: get my skin up. So that's been good. What I
Speaker 4: meant to talk about to you this week was happened
Speaker 4: to me this week with with seafoot and stuff like that.
Speaker 4: Was that Mexico one. It's great. Let me tell you something.
Speaker 4: They have your primas and primos and premans.
Speaker 3: I don't know. Yeah, uh, the firework.
Speaker 4: Is out of control, like they this is new to
Speaker 4: the point where these are like bombs that that are
Speaker 4: going on.
Speaker 3: I don't want you.
Speaker 4: Sound insensitive because there are people who go through actual
Speaker 4: real warship. But if I but if I were to
Speaker 4: liken it to anything like if I were a veteran
Speaker 4: or something like that would flip me the fuck out.
Speaker 3: It flips me the fuck out.
Speaker 4: Now, yes, but like they're so obnoxious and every year
Speaker 4: they get more, they get louder, more like windows shattering,
Speaker 4: like it's just it's.
Speaker 1: Yeah, I it's funny you say that because and thank
Speaker 1: you for saying that. We don't want to be insensitive
Speaker 1: to the because again, genocide is still happening. Let us
Speaker 1: be very clear just because just because we don't say
Speaker 1: it vocally on every episode now doesn't mean it's not
Speaker 1: still going on. But last night specifically, and this shit
Speaker 1: happened in here right now, like you know, the Knicks
Speaker 1: is everything's kind of died down from that, and like,
Speaker 1: you know, we just we're just in summer time. I
Speaker 1: know it had to be fireworks going off, but I
Speaker 1: had to literally stop everything I was doing and be like,
Speaker 1: those are some of the most aggressive fireworks that I've heard,
Speaker 1: to the point where I was like, is there a
Speaker 1: demolition going on or something somewhere right now? At this hour?
Speaker 1: It was it was like deep, Yeah, what the fuck
Speaker 1: is that?
Speaker 3: Alright?
Speaker 1: Uating like mosquitoes.
Speaker 4: Because I don't know, it's fucking crazy, And you know,
Speaker 4: it makes like Angelino's on edge because we had that
Speaker 4: fire and Boil Heights recently where the whole frigeration it
Speaker 4: was like five hundred thousand square feet of like freezer
Speaker 4: space that got burned with a whole bunch of food
Speaker 4: in it. So now they're doing this cleanup. But it's
Speaker 4: a bio hazard because it's a bunch of rotting meat
Speaker 4: that is coming.
Speaker 3: Through the air in East LA.
Speaker 4: So, you know, so those type of fears, you know,
Speaker 4: come up when you hear explosions like that or toppled
Speaker 4: with that eaten fire or you know, alta dina or.
Speaker 3: Palisates fire. You know what I mean. It's it's traumatizing.
Speaker 1: Yeah, and people are still dealing with the effects of
Speaker 1: all of that as well.
Speaker 4: Yeah, so it's just like I want people to be
Speaker 4: a little bit more mindful.
Speaker 1: Yeah, no, we have to celebrate cautiously, you know what
Speaker 1: I'm saying.
Speaker 3: Oh enlightened?
Speaker 1: Oh sorry, no, okay, really quick about ahead. You've seen
Speaker 1: that lady who was fired from Chase the Executive.
Speaker 3: Yeah, I did that trash can.
Speaker 1: What are your thoughts?
Speaker 4: This is one of the things that two things can
Speaker 4: be true. I don't think that lady should have been fired,
Speaker 4: but I also think she was dumb as hell for
Speaker 4: doing all of that, and she should have got a
Speaker 4: ticket for literary.
Speaker 3: Thank you.
Speaker 1: It was the literate for me. I was like, come on, yeah,
Speaker 1: like like.
Speaker 3: That that was my weird and disgusting.
Speaker 4: I don't see how that has anything to do with
Speaker 4: your job or what it doesn't.
Speaker 1: And that felt like that felt like a reason, like you.
Speaker 4: Know what I'm saying, like so yeah, But otherwise I
Speaker 4: do think you should be fine by and I don't
Speaker 4: believe in that, but I do think, like, bitch, why
Speaker 4: would you do that? Like, and why are you stealing
Speaker 4: a garbage can? You could just paint one yourself.
Speaker 1: I was gonna say, why can't we just what happened
Speaker 1: to Crafts? But I do not think that Ladies should
Speaker 1: have lost her job. They definitely tried to make an
Speaker 1: example of her, and I fucking hate that. Make an
Speaker 1: example bullshit. I hate it and I also was But
Speaker 1: she didn't.
Speaker 4: Have to do that either. No, yeah, two things. Shoot,
Speaker 4: they both didn't have to do that, like at all.
Speaker 4: I was gonna say, I do have some good news.
Speaker 4: I have some new clients. They launched this a week.
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Speaker 6: This morning, we're talking about the power of a human
Speaker 6: mind and how to unleash it. You're about to meet
Speaker 6: a man who many of us can relate to. He
Speaker 6: struggled in school, he wasn't particularly fond of it. But
Speaker 6: then comes the part most of us cannot relate to.
Speaker 3: We're black.
Speaker 4: I know, ever want to promote like we're not getting
Speaker 4: paid to do this, so I gave myself.
Speaker 3: I'm telling everybody to do this. It's fucking fabulous.
Speaker 4: Since I've been on my skincare journey, I went down
Speaker 4: into the k beauty section of things, right because you know,
Speaker 4: our Korean brothers and sisters, they got the game up
Speaker 4: on the skincare. So I bought this thing called a
Speaker 4: hydro Chlorus body shot, and essentially it's like this liquid
Speaker 4: that you put on your dry skin. It's made out
Speaker 4: of rice something. It pellets up, but it also exfoliates
Speaker 4: really well. So it's like you see this white thing.
Speaker 4: All of a sudden, all the dead shit just comes
Speaker 4: off off of you. And when I tell you, I
Speaker 4: was like, you know, I've been scrubs every day, you know,
Speaker 4: I feel like I exfoliate very well. I was embarrassed
Speaker 4: by how much came. Like now, like this is all
Speaker 4: super bright. I don't know if you can see now,
Speaker 4: but like everything generally wash with African shade butter soap,
Speaker 4: Like no, no, no, no.
Speaker 1: What's your vehicle, what's your vessel? Use it? That's what
Speaker 1: you do on a regular basis.
Speaker 3: Mm hmmm. I do the I do the what I
Speaker 3: was supposed to.
Speaker 1: I do the net and bath gloves. This is even
Speaker 1: it's even more.
Speaker 4: Yeah, yeah, what's the I'm gonna send you the link? Okay, wait, yeah,
Speaker 4: I'm sorry, I.
Speaker 1: I no, no, no, no, no, I have questions. Wait
Speaker 1: we're supposed to talk karamo.
Speaker 4: Wait okay, oh yeah, oh yeah, Karamos in a relationship
Speaker 4: with Jesse.
Speaker 3: How do you feel about that?
Speaker 1: Oh, that is not at all what I was looking at. Oh,
Speaker 1: I was looking at his watch plastic surgery article.
Speaker 3: Oh yeah, yeah, that was a thing too.
Speaker 4: But then he negated it all by like and then
Speaker 4: I got my eyes done after the whole interview.
Speaker 1: So a lot of things done. He's in a relationship
Speaker 1: with Jesse.
Speaker 3: That's what's been That's what's been reported.
Speaker 1: How do I feel about that?
Speaker 3: I just I feel as though acquiring mind as well
Speaker 3: than that.
Speaker 9: I don't.
Speaker 1: Like.
Speaker 4: Am I supposed to?
Speaker 1: Am I supposed to care.
Speaker 3: If you did? That's the problem.
Speaker 1: The last time I really paid Karamo attention was when
Speaker 1: he was on Real World?
Speaker 3: Mm hmm.
Speaker 4: I just never thought he would be the in depth
Speaker 4: this way because he was fake d L. I think
Speaker 4: he'd end up here. Wait what, I'm sorry for ruining
Speaker 4: your day, But you could go on and tell me
Speaker 4: all the things that yours opposed.
Speaker 1: No what, no? Do you said? He was d L.
Speaker 4: Back then the America is on the real World, he
Speaker 4: was hyper masculine.
Speaker 3: He dealt with let me not say d L.
Speaker 1: He was.
Speaker 4: He was very hyper masculine at the time.
Speaker 1: Yeah, I feel like he's just kind of like got
Speaker 1: comfortable with himself.
Speaker 3: Now yeah, and and proximity to a different race, but
Speaker 3: now he would have.
Speaker 4: Okay, Okay, I don't know if they're really together or not.
Speaker 4: That's just what's been reported. I'm just you know, like
Speaker 4: Dominique Morgan said, you know, I don't really want to
Speaker 4: talk about them like that.
Speaker 3: Praise the Lord.
Speaker 1: I love her so much. That's why you asked me.
Speaker 1: I was like, am I supposed to have an opinion
Speaker 1: about this?
Speaker 3: I don't think I do.
Speaker 1: Actually I don't care.
Speaker 3: Either.
Speaker 1: Just you know, I also feel like they're both giving me.
Speaker 1: Like Jesse Smaller and Coromo Brown spark dating rumors, I
Speaker 1: feel like they spark the rumors like.
Speaker 10: I feel like these things called the Razi you know what.
Speaker 10: I'm like, Yeah, I don't know if I'm yeah, that's
Speaker 10: the g I'm like, Okay, Well, I hope y'all are happy,
Speaker 10: Like I don't.
Speaker 1: I wish no ill will tide.
Speaker 3: Yeah, I don't praise the Lord at all.
Speaker 1: Praise I don't really wish to be a part of
Speaker 1: your day.
Speaker 4: This is the whole point.
Speaker 3: Why do we need to know?
Speaker 4: Just like, did you see the article about Billy Porter
Speaker 4: having the highest the body to teach him how to bottom.
Speaker 3: Everybody was like the escort diva right.
Speaker 1: Like, and I what Dominique and she called him a
Speaker 1: booty doula or I can't like a bottom.
Speaker 3: Doula And I love her.
Speaker 1: I love her so much. I don't want to shame
Speaker 1: people for you know what I'm saying, people are not experienced.
Speaker 1: And then if we have a larger conversation around black
Speaker 1: people not getting to.
Speaker 3: Fully, I don't see anything wrong.
Speaker 1: I just like Billy be inviting us into spaces that
Speaker 1: we didn't ask to be a part of, you.
Speaker 4: Know what I'm saying, And that's literally what the black
Speaker 4: the black bottom line is, right.
Speaker 3: I just feel as though I think it's fine.
Speaker 4: I think people should invest in in in honing and
Speaker 4: sharpening their skills in the bedroom where Yeah, I just
Speaker 4: don't need to know about it.
Speaker 1: I don't actually at all, Like I don't, Yeah, I don't,
Speaker 1: I don't. And Billy Porter loves like he just loves sharing.
Speaker 1: And I don't be carrying.
Speaker 3: The girls they want to chat. I know, I.
Speaker 1: You know, but I'm so happy for you. I guess
Speaker 1: you know what I mean. Like I don't. I just yeah,
Speaker 1: I don't know. Maybe you find another Maybe if I
Speaker 1: saw more useful spaces of how this information, you know
Speaker 1: what I'm saying, Like this is a space, this is
Speaker 1: a workshop for young adults who have been suppressed in
Speaker 1: their youth. Then you give niggas a choice on whether
Speaker 1: or not they want to come to this type of
Speaker 1: workshop where then you can discuss duel it of the
Speaker 1: sexual nature is that I don't.
Speaker 11: Escorting hiring a hooer Okay, yeah, but for whatever you know,
Speaker 11: not whatever you choose to hire them for, because that's
Speaker 11: not how that works.
Speaker 1: Words mean things, and that's not what I mean, what
Speaker 1: they are willing to do, you know what I'm saying,
Speaker 1: And so if you hire, they're providing right in there
Speaker 1: within that context. All right, this has gone on far
Speaker 1: too long, and now we're now I want to talk
Speaker 1: a little bit about like math that I hate. Okay,
Speaker 1: weather math, you know this all kind of stems. Remember
Speaker 1: when we learned over the pandemic that fifty percent chance
Speaker 1: of rain is not fifty percent chance rain, it's one
Speaker 1: hundred percent chance rain and fifty percent of the area, yes, yes,
Speaker 1: And that irritated my my lloins.
Speaker 4: When I it irritated everybody because it was like, I
Speaker 4: feel like my whole life was a lie. Yeah if
Speaker 4: it makes sense, Yeah, it makes sense. If it's fifty
Speaker 4: percent humanity, then why would it be chance of rain
Speaker 4: fifty to fifty. I feel like that's what we were
Speaker 4: told in school.
Speaker 1: Too, That's what I think, you know, cloudy with a
Speaker 1: chance of Yeah, I don't know. I feel like we
Speaker 1: were always fed this is the percentage of the chant.
Speaker 4: Because where would we get this, Where would we get
Speaker 4: that information or get that assumption that human I'm sorry
Speaker 4: for taking averad.
Speaker 3: Oh yeah, is this like I'm.
Speaker 1: Wondering if this is some Mandela affect shit? You know
Speaker 1: what I'm saying? Like the fruit of the looms never
Speaker 1: had the what is it? The thing in Majiggy want it?
Speaker 3: Oh?
Speaker 1: The cornucopia, the cornucopia, thank you. I kept about to
Speaker 1: call it a corner shan deep in food right now,
Speaker 1: But I feel like it's Mandela affects shit because I
Speaker 1: really feel like, growing up, we learned that it is
Speaker 1: fifty percent chance, not fifty percent of the area on chits.
Speaker 4: Yeah, because that's way too that's way too complex of
Speaker 4: a concept. Not to say that it's too complex, but
Speaker 4: I feel like that is an advanced complex, an advanced
Speaker 4: concept that we would have learned later.
Speaker 3: But that's not But we learned weather very early in school.
Speaker 1: Then what the fuck is it? Scattered showers? That that
Speaker 1: means the ship is gonna sprinkle around all over the place, so.
Speaker 12: Ever wear it's gonna be hot, and I don't need
Speaker 12: a jacket, thanks author.
Speaker 1: I hate weather math, and that is what kind of
Speaker 1: sparked this this conversation. I also hate family tree math.
Speaker 3: Let me explain.
Speaker 1: Oh mm hmmm, yes, I understand the first cousin. I
Speaker 1: even understand a second cousin. But my second cousin's kid
Speaker 1: is not my is not my cousin. They are my
Speaker 1: niece or nephew. You can't tell me otherwise. I'm not
Speaker 1: calling this six month old my my cousin. This is
Speaker 1: my niece.
Speaker 3: I hate it.
Speaker 1: I hate family tree math. It's so yeah, that's I
Speaker 1: feel like, at a certain age, you auntie, your uncle,
Speaker 1: your cousin, like Tristan calls it. She's technically his cousin,
Speaker 1: but she calls him. He calls it her niece, Noah's cousin,
Speaker 1: because she'd be with us, like our kid, call my cousin.
Speaker 4: Yeah, I know, let's see what else. No, it's very
Speaker 4: it's it's same here, it's uncle or like especially like
Speaker 4: when parents have kids late and stuff and the other
Speaker 4: kids are young, so it's like like Chris, he's technically
Speaker 4: an uncle, but his his first nephew is there the
Speaker 4: same age, so it's like, let's calling your uncle.
Speaker 3: My mother.
Speaker 1: My grandmother and my great grandmother were pregnant at the
Speaker 1: same time, so my father and his uncle are I
Speaker 1: think eight months apart. But they grew up like brothers.
Speaker 4: Because now I have become the stranger's pace you ever
Speaker 4: saw has husband my grandmother I am.
Speaker 1: Yeah, so family tree math, I hate family tree.
Speaker 3: Yeah yeah, it's a weird way to impose deference.
Speaker 1: And also that second cousin removed their cousin removed first cousin.
Speaker 1: I can't with all of that.
Speaker 4: I don't.
Speaker 1: I still don't get it, and I don't care to.
Speaker 1: Don't send me messages. Oh you get it, you know it.
Speaker 1: Tell us.
Speaker 4: Technically, your first cousin's kid is your first cousin once removed,
Speaker 4: they're not your second cousin.
Speaker 1: So my first cousin's kids are my first cousin, once.
Speaker 3: Removed, once removed? Yes, so what's the second. We'll have
Speaker 3: a whole there's the video thing.
Speaker 4: I'll show you the video because there's this black man
Speaker 4: who has explained this black butch queen who was yelling
Speaker 4: at us explaining this on the internet, you know, so,
Speaker 4: but yes, that's what it is.
Speaker 1: We'll watch that on Patreon, all right, take that over
Speaker 1: to Patreon. Family math going over the Patreon or YouTube.
Speaker 1: I don't know, all right, American purchase math. Why don't
Speaker 1: we just add the motherfucking tax.
Speaker 9: In bro, Oh my god, why don't we just why
Speaker 9: does it have to be a surprise at the end
Speaker 9: of the whole ho hah.
Speaker 1: Why can't you just add the fucking taxing to the
Speaker 1: fucking prices?
Speaker 3: Yes, oh my god, I hate that.
Speaker 4: Just tell me what everything is upfront so I can
Speaker 4: purchase accordingly.
Speaker 1: So I hate American purchase math is, especially because it
Speaker 1: varies from state to sate, you know, coast to coast,
Speaker 1: LA to Chicago, and we're supposed to figure it. I
Speaker 1: hate it.
Speaker 4: Yeah, and then and then, but I would just treat
Speaker 4: it like sales and stuff, right, like there's there could
Speaker 4: be the same item different prices across the country. I
Speaker 4: don't see how there's anything wrong with incorporating tax into pricing.
Speaker 3: I think it's a it's a means to.
Speaker 4: I mean, it's weird selling tactics and shit like that, right,
Speaker 4: you know, to like dissuage people because people are more
Speaker 4: akin to buying something at a lesser price or something
Speaker 4: cute like ninety nine or whatever the fuck. But in
Speaker 4: that case, and I'm just like, we'll just call it
Speaker 4: that and that's the price included. But whatever, So they
Speaker 4: scam in, like I thought, Yeah, I hate it, I
Speaker 4: think and I know that they try to do that
Speaker 4: on on airline pricing sometimes on like those third party websites,
Speaker 4: because I think it's legal, at least in here in California,
Speaker 4: you're supposed to do that. Which but yeah, go ahead,
Speaker 4: I have something.
Speaker 3: Else ahead, No, ed, please, Well, this is completely.
Speaker 4: So today I'm a whole July first, as we're recording
Speaker 4: a whole bunch of new rules set into effect in California.
Speaker 4: And the biggest one is, you know how like when
Speaker 4: you watch TV and the commercials be loud as fun,
Speaker 4: yes and louder, Well, in California, the new rule is
Speaker 4: that they cannot increase the decibel on commercials, So now
Speaker 4: you could just watch TV at a regular decibel and
Speaker 4: not worry about the shit increasing.
Speaker 13: Governor Gavin Newsom has signed a bill that tones down
Speaker 13: the volume of streaming ads. The deal was sponsored by
Speaker 13: Senator Thomas I'm Bergo, Democrat from cana Anna.
Speaker 3: The volume.
Speaker 1: Okay, because that was some mindful shit.
Speaker 3: It's very jarn.
Speaker 1: Did that start? Like, what year did that start?
Speaker 3: Let's look, yeah, totally forgot. Yeah, there's a whole bunch
Speaker 3: of other cool laws that are louder than normal.
Speaker 4: That are coming into effect here in California.
Speaker 1: Oh, they've been intentionally let me see, let me click
Speaker 1: an arder. No, no, no, we know that, but I'm
Speaker 1: saying so they've been fighting this since twenty ten, but
Speaker 1: since the fifties is when they started intentionally making commercials louder. Oh,
Speaker 1: we need to do a deep dive into.
Speaker 3: This, and they're very obnoxious and loud. But now in
Speaker 3: California you can't do it.
Speaker 1: That'll make me watch regular television.
Speaker 3: Just to see.
Speaker 4: I want to do yeah that out today. I meant
Speaker 4: to test it out today and see, and I need
Speaker 4: to know if it's like across cable and streamers as well,
Speaker 4: because you know how substreamers have commercials, like.
Speaker 3: Yeah, even on HBO, how they'll give you the commercial beforehand.
Speaker 4: Yes, I wonder if it's just like pure advertising or
Speaker 4: if it has to do with their own commercials, Like
Speaker 4: does it apply if HBO's commercials come on to HBO programming?
Speaker 3: Does that make sense? Yes?
Speaker 1: Or like Shannon Sharp in his Draft Kings?
Speaker 3: Yeah? Yeah, like is it like.
Speaker 1: Louder Shannon Sharp?
Speaker 3: That's a good point, you know what I'm saying?
Speaker 1: Is it like Shannon A. Smith? You know, for this
Speaker 1: Draft Kings portion and for the rest you know what
Speaker 1: I mean? Tax math all of that zero one zero,
Speaker 1: Like I yeah, this many, that many? Do you want
Speaker 1: this much deduction? This much exempt? Why y'all make this
Speaker 1: convoluted on purpose?
Speaker 3: Oh? Absolutely? I feel they only make it. They make it.
Speaker 4: You remember how like those tests that they used to
Speaker 4: give black people and like Jim Crow is stuff to
Speaker 4: prevent them from voting.
Speaker 3: Yes, I feel like that's what it is.
Speaker 4: I feel like they create these fours to make it
Speaker 4: hyper difficult for people to do shit on their own,
Speaker 4: so that they can rely on these weird white tax
Speaker 4: professionals so that people could get fucked in.
Speaker 14: The IRS is scrapping one of its freebies for taxpayers.
Speaker 14: The IRS says its experimental direct file program is out.
Speaker 1: With it.
Speaker 14: You could file returns with the agency for free, but
Speaker 14: now that won't be available for the twenty twenty six
Speaker 14: attacks a season.
Speaker 3: Yeah said of it. We should take a break.
Speaker 1: Yes, let's take a break.
Speaker 3: And more.
Speaker 1: After this hit it, after these messages will be right.
Speaker 1: One day.
Speaker 3: He became a math genius.
Speaker 4: Watch this.
Speaker 1: Meet Jason Paget.
Speaker 6: Jason is a mathematical genius.
Speaker 1: The inner boundary of high is favaxeos ex.
Speaker 3: Jade math.
Speaker 1: All the math that I hate in this world. Baking math.
Speaker 1: Oh yeah, it is like a mirage in the desert
Speaker 1: when you're looking at the teaspoons and a tablespoons and
Speaker 1: a tea spoons and a tablespoons and a tea spoons
Speaker 1: in the tablespoons. I checked that even as a person
Speaker 1: who does this, I checked that shit fifteen times. If
Speaker 1: I'm doing a recipe, because science, you must respect it.
Speaker 1: It's real.
Speaker 3: Yeah, that's why I I I struggle with that. Where
Speaker 3: I used to.
Speaker 4: Now I find the importance of means and plus because
Speaker 4: just in case a bitch fucks up, I'm not fucking
Speaker 4: up everything, if that makes sense or that I don't know.
Speaker 4: There's no chance for me to fuck up honestly because
Speaker 4: I've intentionally done all the stuff ahead of time. Yes,
Speaker 4: where I'm not like scrambling trying to do this, do this,
Speaker 4: and do this and feel like I'm on a television
Speaker 4: show while the ovens preheating.
Speaker 1: No me A means is very necessary for many things. Right,
Speaker 1: you've got a press. Yeah, we've discussed this before in
Speaker 1: a different come got to do I'm kidding ye, Nope,
Speaker 1: hello again? And anal sex also requires ams and plus.
Speaker 4: It really does it really does. You have to set
Speaker 4: out everything before you get to cooking.
Speaker 1: I've said this will, this is a this is a
Speaker 1: just your friendly reminder. You know what I'm saying. It's
Speaker 1: ten pm. Do you know where your kids are? You
Speaker 1: know what I'm saying, because they go because it go
Speaker 1: be in somebody's booty hole later. So you need to
Speaker 1: make sure that's clean and irrigated. So you've got to
Speaker 1: mesiplos the butt. So you need regular reminders. In the nineties,
Speaker 1: they needed to remember to find out where their children
Speaker 1: were because they was drunk off a box to one.
Speaker 4: Yeah, they were, and ironically watching.
Speaker 3: Cops twenty eight Hours Unsolved.
Speaker 1: Oh my god, we should watch the.
Speaker 3: Twenty four hour channel on YouTube. I didn't.
Speaker 1: I know what we're doing next, nigger, And I'm not
Speaker 1: talking about murderers. I want some extraterrestrial mystery.
Speaker 3: That no, okay, the alien ones are always like always,
Speaker 3: I don't know.
Speaker 1: I guess you're right.
Speaker 4: Yeah, I've always been interested in like the ones that
Speaker 4: I'm like, Okay, this murder has never been solved, and
Speaker 4: like this could be like who I work with, Like
Speaker 4: you know, it's a little spice of life.
Speaker 3: I think that's where the areas rising and me kicks in.
Speaker 1: You know, you want to find out that you were
Speaker 1: working with the murderer.
Speaker 3: I mean for the plot.
Speaker 1: You're like, I just don't want to be like directly affected. Yeah,
Speaker 1: like I don't.
Speaker 4: I don't give a ship what Like I don't want
Speaker 4: to be murdered.
Speaker 3: But I mean, like if you have to do.
Speaker 1: It like twenty years ago and got away with it,
Speaker 1: but like.
Speaker 4: It was justified, right, like like in Double Jeopardy with
Speaker 4: Ashley Judd. Never where that nigga deserved to die, but
Speaker 4: he faked his own death. Well, he didn't die, but
Speaker 4: she went to jail because they thought she killed it.
Speaker 4: But AnyWho, and then she killed him again, but she
Speaker 4: couldn't be tried because she was already tried for killing him.
Speaker 3: AnyWho, But sit like that, right or like any enough?
Speaker 3: Remember any enough?
Speaker 2: Where?
Speaker 3: No?
Speaker 1: I don't because I've forgotten enough on purpose. I don't
Speaker 1: know why.
Speaker 2: He's gonna be.
Speaker 1: Sorry, because why would I remember enough?
Speaker 3: Because it's quality of cinema. About to go back on.
Speaker 4: We about to go back on seated and talk about
Speaker 4: the joy that is Jennifer Lopez in enough ages were
Speaker 4: chaos harassed Jade about how great enough it is better
Speaker 4: not I can't believe. First of all, I give j
Speaker 4: Lo a lot in the music department, because why wouldn't I?
Speaker 4: But film wise, that lady has hits.
Speaker 1: No, no, no, she got hits. Selena's my ship.
Speaker 3: It's not just Selena.
Speaker 1: All hold on, I'm about to pull up Hinna.
Speaker 3: First, she got more hits than missus in the film category.
Speaker 1: Were about to go back to math, but she was.
Speaker 3: Even good at she was tripping about just look at
Speaker 3: Jalo math.
Speaker 1: First, I watched Hustlers War the plane.
Speaker 3: And it was good.
Speaker 4: She was tripping about wanting to Oscar though, but it was,
Speaker 4: but it was I was entertained enough, I guess, yeah,
Speaker 4: all right. I didn't understand Julia Styles being in that movie, though.
Speaker 1: No, I'm so glad niggas are waking up about party.
Speaker 1: Should have had a bigger role. I thought she was
Speaker 1: going to have a bigger role. I also was half
Speaker 1: distracted and tickled by the lady next to me who
Speaker 1: was really upset about this movie being played on the
Speaker 1: screen and her husband was not. Tenny's came up and
Speaker 1: it was like, I was like, hey, you're really interested, bitch.
Speaker 1: It's not every everybody has the capability of watching this, Okay,
Speaker 1: me too old or not? Okay. Nurses on the line,
Speaker 1: the crash of flight seven that was ninety three, never
Speaker 1: seen that, never even heard of that? Okay, okay, you
Speaker 1: know what. I'll go through things that we know. Oh,
Speaker 1: money training, yeah, okay, Jack Wait was Jack with? That
Speaker 1: was with Robert Williams. Okay, all right? The nurse, yes, okay,
Speaker 1: So that was j Lo in a movie. Selena arguably
Speaker 1: to me, her best work Anaconda. I did enjoy Anaconda
Speaker 1: as a ute dim. It was a terrible movie, but
Speaker 1: I also watched it, like you know, yeah, that's what
Speaker 1: ice Cube was an anaconda, right, uh, yes, that was
Speaker 1: of the Lake Placid variety. It was ridiculous, But we
Speaker 1: also watched him. You know what I'm saying.
Speaker 4: She wasn't bad at it.
Speaker 12: Never saw U Turn, never saw out of Sight, Out
Speaker 12: of Sight, great film, Okay, okay, all right, And she
Speaker 12: did ant which I have.
Speaker 4: A bone to pick with ants in general, because it
Speaker 4: was supposed to be like DreamWorks version of a Bug's.
Speaker 3: Life and.
Speaker 1: It fell short.
Speaker 3: Yes, I hate I hate answers to things, if that
Speaker 3: makes sense.
Speaker 1: That's fair, it's fair, all right. The cell I don't
Speaker 1: recall the cell a hit. What is that? Oh so horror?
Speaker 3: Mm hmm.
Speaker 1: Oh I love a psychological horror now. Oh, Vince Vaughn's
Speaker 1: in it.
Speaker 3: He's creepy mm hmmm.
Speaker 1: Oh I might watch this. Okay.
Speaker 4: Let us not forget the icon that it is The
Speaker 4: Wedding Planner with Matthew McConney.
Speaker 1: He oh, yes, middle of the Road. Yeah, yeah, yeah,
Speaker 1: you know these kind of movies. That's what his name
Speaker 1: is to be, Matthew middle of the Road. Oh, yeah,
Speaker 1: I yes, I watched like these movies like What's Mother
Speaker 1: in Law? The Mother in Law, the Monster in Law?
Speaker 1: Like I watched those movies or even Made in Manhattan.
Speaker 3: I watched it.
Speaker 1: They weren't see. I gotta maybe it's me. Maybe you're not.
Speaker 4: Yeah, I will say none of these films fit with Jade.
Speaker 4: Of all jades would watch right Enough? Probably there's just
Speaker 4: a lot of so confused.
Speaker 1: I did watch Enough. Oh you know what I didn't
Speaker 1: watch was Giggly.
Speaker 3: That's what.
Speaker 1: Enough. I went to the movies and saw enough. I
Speaker 1: just don't remember. Is that where she was a single mother,
Speaker 1: she was fighting, she had the jeans on. Yes, okay,
Speaker 1: who else was Oh Juliette Lewis that was her best friend? Right? Yes, okay, yes,
Speaker 1: I did see I saw Enough in a movie theater.
Speaker 1: But it came out in two thousand and two. Nigga,
Speaker 1: I was living life.
Speaker 3: It doesn't matter.
Speaker 4: I still make time to go see you know Jennifer
Speaker 4: Lopez film.
Speaker 1: I did not watch Giggly because it had bad press
Speaker 1: and I just wasn't interested. I think I protested.
Speaker 3: I saw I saw it later in life, and I
Speaker 3: was like, see why you all trashed it?
Speaker 1: Shall we dance?
Speaker 3: Who is in that? Oh?
Speaker 1: Oh hamster Man. Yeah, oh, Susan Sarandon. We said we
Speaker 1: should support her. She's a queen on the right side
Speaker 1: of politics.
Speaker 4: Okay, she has she has films. Friend, No, no, she does,
Speaker 4: and again all the way up to the icond.
Speaker 3: Lila and Eve with what is that with Vile the Davis.
Speaker 1: I think I told you the action I have.
Speaker 4: I have told you about that movie Leila and Eve
Speaker 4: and they and Jennifer Lopez.
Speaker 3: Is that real in the movie? Oh?
Speaker 1: Yes, Because we were talking, you did tell me about that,
Speaker 1: and I said I was gonna watch it. Now I'm
Speaker 1: really gonna watch it. You know, my family's gone this week.
Speaker 4: M I listen, listen. It's it's a great feeling, like
Speaker 4: when Chris travels for work. I eat the stinkiest things
Speaker 4: and and all the seafood, so it's like curry shrimp
Speaker 4: and ship and lost and whatever that stuff doesn't we'll see, well,
Speaker 4: you know, but then I watched all this ship that
Speaker 4: he'd be like, however, he has turned a new leaf over.
Speaker 4: He discovered something I love after lock Up that neither
Speaker 4: of us have ever watched. We never we forgot a
Speaker 4: whole season of Love after lock Up?
Speaker 3: Where are they now? Seasoned?
Speaker 1: Oh? I never forgot that.
Speaker 4: Oh I didn't know it was a full show in season.
Speaker 4: I thought it was just clips of them. But it's
Speaker 4: an actual show, didn't it. Because he was like, so
Speaker 4: the episode was on, he was like, Jazzy shoulders came back?
Speaker 4: Why she looks so different? And she did because she
Speaker 4: looks very different. But she's on there and it was
Speaker 4: during the pandemic, so you can tell like they were filming.
Speaker 1: With Maybe that's why.
Speaker 4: Yeah, but uh yeah either way, just a total total
Speaker 4: side but yes, either way, Jennifer Lopez support.
Speaker 13: I want to thank all the people who told me
Speaker 13: to my face or when I wasn't in the room
Speaker 13: that I couldn't do this.
Speaker 6: I really don't think I could have done it without you.
Speaker 1: Okay, here's my question. When did is it the delusion
Speaker 1: that make that kind of skews colors? You know, the
Speaker 1: person reception of her. I'm trying to figure out where, like,
Speaker 1: because I don't dislike.
Speaker 3: White woman in movies, I was.
Speaker 1: Like, what is it that makes me be like? It's
Speaker 1: because she forgot she was.
Speaker 3: She don't play Latina, they don't.
Speaker 4: Well, I'm just saying the way her characters are written
Speaker 4: in films, they're not written with color, is that like
Speaker 4: Maine in Manhattan and all that stuff. It's like there
Speaker 4: are moments to make it seem that she is Latina,
Speaker 4: or she is of a different or she's spicy or
Speaker 4: different of an ethnicity, but there's all of the white
Speaker 4: all of the roles that she tends to play are
Speaker 4: written for white women, and so she kind of leads
Speaker 4: into that, which is why Selena is such a different
Speaker 4: film for her out of all of her stuff, because
Speaker 4: it's like, huh, you know, it's the closest representation even
Speaker 4: though you're not to Hanno.
Speaker 3: Or anything like that.
Speaker 1: Mexican, You're not Mexican.
Speaker 3: Yeah, but it's still the closest.
Speaker 1: Yeah.
Speaker 4: Okay.
Speaker 1: I was like, where is this this color of Jennifer
Speaker 1: Lopez come from?
Speaker 4: Like if you ever watched like watching a lot of stuff,
Speaker 4: if you just watch a filmy, like, oh, this is
Speaker 4: just Jennifer Jennifer Lopez playing a white lady in a movie.
Speaker 1: Maybe that's what. Maybe maybe that's the under like speaking
Speaker 1: of love after lock Up, I hate love after lock
Speaker 1: Up math. The way that they number their seasons is
Speaker 1: going to irk me for the rest of them.
Speaker 4: I wait until you watch this Pig's Past episode. You're
Speaker 4: going to be very mad because it's going to it's
Speaker 4: going to add to Jade math. And I'll just say
Speaker 4: it for you. I hate when they advertise something that's
Speaker 4: supposed to happen in the next and it doesn't happen
Speaker 4: in the episode at all. Hate it because something happens
Speaker 4: in this week's episode where both Chris and I were
Speaker 4: like gagged, let's mother fucking get it, and it never shows.
Speaker 3: Up in that.
Speaker 1: So it's gonna come later in the season, yes, which here,
Speaker 1: which means it's probably gonna come in the last episode
Speaker 1: when it's the when it's that gaggy like that.
Speaker 4: Yeah, it's either that or it's gonna happen based on
Speaker 4: this couple, probably the next episode.
Speaker 1: Okay, all right, okay, all right, I'll be watching that
Speaker 1: tonight so that we could record it Tomorrow'ry clothing sized Math.
Speaker 1: It should just be universal. This Australian US UK, you
Speaker 1: blah blah blah and blah blah blah. Just make the
Speaker 1: shit universal. Why can't everybody get on one accord and
Speaker 1: we figure out how to size some shit so that
Speaker 1: niggas know how to buy shit age subscription math, which
Speaker 1: is a newer problem. We didn't really have subscription math
Speaker 1: when we were younger. Because consumerism has been driven up
Speaker 1: by a million percent. I don't need seven cleaners every
Speaker 1: two months, you know what I'm saying. I don't need
Speaker 1: that every two when I go and buy a pair
Speaker 1: of earrings. I don't need to see if I can
Speaker 1: buy a pair of earrings and then they're gonna tarnish.
Speaker 1: And they're like, would you like to buy a pair
Speaker 1: of earrings every six months because you love these earrings? No,
Speaker 1: y'all could just make better quality shit.
Speaker 3: Yeah.
Speaker 1: And also it drives up like you know how during
Speaker 1: the pandemic, we were over buying shit, right, Like I
Speaker 1: ended up throwing out rubbing alcohol. I have never in
Speaker 1: my life thrown out rubbing alcohol. But when I went
Speaker 1: back and did a deep clean of my storage closet,
Speaker 1: I was like, out of fear, I bought all of
Speaker 1: this fucking rubbing alcohol. And now these bottles have expanded
Speaker 1: and this shit has gone bad, or same with some
Speaker 1: hand sanitizers. And I feel like these subscriptions are what
Speaker 1: land to this. When niggas could just get on your
Speaker 1: website and buy your shit one time, and that's it.
Speaker 1: That's just some of the math that I hate. I'm
Speaker 1: sure there will be more over time, but.
Speaker 3: Well we'll end it right there.
Speaker 4: Yeah, thank you all for listening and we'll see you
Speaker 4: all next week. Catch you on The Patriarch by nay.
Speaker 1: Yehs.
Speaker 3: Moving on,