Speaker 1: And we can't let that happen. We just can't let
Speaker 1: that happen on this podcast because we are for the people.
Speaker 2: At the end of the day, the guy's a hell
Speaker 2: of a player beyond nails.
Speaker 1: That is the hardest part three of the PJ Tour.
Speaker 1: It's a hybrid three iired or four iron every day.
Speaker 3: It's for the people.
Speaker 2: You're the last group off off a split tea horseshoe
Speaker 2: on number ten and you do a happy gill more.
Speaker 3: What the hell's wrong with that?
Speaker 1: Well? I feel as if all I do is say
Speaker 1: we're back because it's the most sporadic podcast of all time.
Speaker 1: Here we are just being bozohead here, just talking about
Speaker 1: golf life whatever. Spencer Levine wins on the corn Ferry Tour,
Speaker 1: first win in eighteen years as a pro. He's been
Speaker 1: the only two time co hosts that we've had for
Speaker 1: the people. So far. He has come on twice. Nobody
Speaker 1: else has come on twice, So big day for our guy. Steen.
Speaker 1: He's not on here today. We'll get him back soon.
Speaker 1: But what'd you make of that, Gleen?
Speaker 2: I thought it was awesome. It's kind of like we
Speaker 2: only do our podcast during the majors. Like we did
Speaker 2: a we just had the Masters, so I think last
Speaker 2: year we had a pretty nice street going where we're
Speaker 2: only doing it during the Majors, so have a day
Speaker 2: with that.
Speaker 3: Steen's thing was awesome. I am not gonna lie.
Speaker 2: I was not following it until, like right at the
Speaker 2: very end, know what was going on because he was back.
Speaker 2: He was a ways back. I mean he was up there,
Speaker 2: he was up near the lead, but he was, you know,
Speaker 2: quite a few shots behind it. I just didn't know.
Speaker 2: But I was just like, shit, the guy Monday qualified.
Speaker 2: He's playing awesome. At least he's going to get in
Speaker 2: the rest of the events this year after the shuffles,
Speaker 2: you know. So I was like, oh, that's cool now, dude,
Speaker 2: after you win your gold, I mean, you're not guaranteed
Speaker 2: a tour card, but like pretty freaking good shape and
Speaker 2: he doesn't have to like fiddle around next year for
Speaker 2: some reason, he doesn't quite get his card or whatever.
Speaker 2: He at least has. He knows where the hell he's
Speaker 2: playing now for a while at worst, right, which is
Speaker 2: a pretty good spot to be for him, who's been
Speaker 2: doing so many Monday shooters. He's almost vested in his
Speaker 2: tour deal. I saw he as like one hundred and
Speaker 2: forty six or seven cuts or something like that. So
Speaker 2: three more for his category if he gets back.
Speaker 3: On is good. And he's been playing well anyway.
Speaker 2: He got into Vegas, you know, not not too long ago, really,
Speaker 2: I know it was a little while back, but he
Speaker 2: got into Vegas just freaking good. Yeah this Brett Drew
Speaker 2: has been playing nails all year. But yeah, to start this,
Speaker 2: to start the day, let's see steamshot steamshot eight underdude,
Speaker 2: and and Brett who has been playing awesome all year.
Speaker 3: I think he shot even Yeah, so he was he
Speaker 3: was seven back.
Speaker 1: Yeah. So Stein switched to the happy Gilmore method of putting.
Speaker 3: Yeah, last time we talked him, did he still do
Speaker 3: that in this? Did he win with that?
Speaker 1: Yeah? They showed him making like a four footer on
Speaker 1: eighteen for Berdie. I mean it's full Gilmore. He's got
Speaker 1: the left hand up high, right hand down low. That's
Speaker 1: like the right hand, dude, the right hand has got
Speaker 1: to be like twenty four inches from the ground. I
Speaker 1: mean it's way down there. And he's just happy Gilmore
Speaker 1: just slapshot right in the whole four feet w and yeah,
Speaker 1: it's just things you love to see. It was his
Speaker 1: first victory on any tour sanctioned tours. So Spencer Levine
Speaker 1: was one of the world's best amaters. He was one
Speaker 1: of the world's best amaters coming out of college. He's shit,
Speaker 1: he's probably only he's thirty eight, so he's a couple
Speaker 1: of years younger than you. He's a couple of years
Speaker 1: older than me. But he was one of the world's
Speaker 1: best amateurs coming out and went to New Mexico kind
Speaker 1: of a back then, he's had kids and he's like
Speaker 1: settled down. He's sober, y'all. Y'all heard him on FTP.
Speaker 1: But back then just chief and SIGs, drinking bud light
Speaker 1: every night, staying out late, like we did all of that,
Speaker 1: me and him together on the PGA tour. But he
Speaker 1: was doing it ten years before that. Now sober for
Speaker 1: eighteen months, slapshot and putts in like happy Gillmore and boom,
Speaker 1: first victory. Maybe that's the secret.
Speaker 3: Yeah, he actually so.
Speaker 2: I think he was like a junior or a freshman, sorry,
Speaker 2: when I was maybe a junior and heh he went
Speaker 2: to UCLA actually, and I don't know what the exact
Speaker 2: scenario is there, but he ended up going to New
Speaker 2: Mexico after UCLA. There's probably something involved, But yeah, dude,
Speaker 2: I remember, and I mean I think I was playing
Speaker 2: the USAM one year in Wingfoot, and I was at
Speaker 2: most twenty one, twenty maybe twenty two, but I'm three
Speaker 2: years older than him, and he's just so for age reference.
Speaker 2: And we're at a PF Changs and he's just sitting
Speaker 2: at the bar by himself, and this is when you
Speaker 2: could still burn Keeters in the bar just drinking some
Speaker 2: bud lights before the match play of Wingfoot. I missed
Speaker 2: it by a million, and he was like the five
Speaker 2: seed and just deleting bud lights and chief and SIGs
Speaker 2: is like a night. And when Spence was young, dude,
Speaker 2: he looked freaking young. He wasn't like like if he
Speaker 2: even saw his picture now. I guess maybe you think
Speaker 2: he could be the age that he looks, but bro,
Speaker 2: when he was like when he was nineteen twenty twenty one,
Speaker 2: he looked like a kid man.
Speaker 1: He still does.
Speaker 2: So he obviously was rocking a fake idea. I don't
Speaker 2: care what kind of sketchy establishment you're in. PF Changs
Speaker 2: at least has some sort of standards and like he
Speaker 2: must have had a nails id to get to just
Speaker 2: delete beers and chief SIGs and at chanks.
Speaker 1: Yeah, we love a sixteen man. There's so many, so
Speaker 1: many good times with him. But it was so cool
Speaker 1: like it brought it almost literally brought a tear in
Speaker 1: my eye watching him, watching him win on Sunday, especially
Speaker 1: in the way he did it. You know, he was
Speaker 1: seven back Monday qualifier, shoots, also shoots eight under in
Speaker 1: the Monday shooter on Monday to qualify, and then he
Speaker 1: caps the week off with him eight under almost a
Speaker 1: week later to win the golf tournament. So couldn't happen
Speaker 1: to a better dude. Dude's got the biggest heart that
Speaker 1: in the entire world professional golf. Oh so bad about it.
Speaker 1: But anyway, rest I applied for Ameter status again again again?
Speaker 3: Is it another six years?
Speaker 1: Again? No?
Speaker 3: So what does does it count? You let your backtrack?
Speaker 2: Yeah that I didn't know that either, so as long
Speaker 2: as you hadn't made a check or whatever.
Speaker 1: So yeah, that's exactly right. They do it. I didn't
Speaker 1: know this, but they do it based on the last
Speaker 1: time you made over one thousand dollars playing golf, So
Speaker 1: you know, we're not going to count the times that
Speaker 1: you've come to Fort Worth and lost more than one
Speaker 1: thousand dollars.
Speaker 3: Shit, yeah, yeah, yeah, But.
Speaker 1: The one thousand dollars technically on the books was June
Speaker 1: of twenty nineteen, so that's almost four years, and four
Speaker 1: years was the original timeframe they gave me five years ago.
Speaker 1: So we'll see if I'm able to go back to
Speaker 1: June of twenty nineteen as basically the last time I
Speaker 1: played professional golf. I don't see how they keep me
Speaker 1: from getting it back in June of this year, which
Speaker 1: would be amazing, because I've had the only reason I
Speaker 1: want to do it. I want to play. I want
Speaker 1: to play member guests. Man, I'm playing a member guest
Speaker 1: next week, like I was supposed to play in the
Speaker 1: Midland Country Club. Yeah, the Classic they call it over there.
Speaker 1: It's an ABCN a D It's a four man deal
Speaker 1: and you have to have like a certain amount of
Speaker 1: handicaps to add up to twelve or something like that. Anyway,
Speaker 1: we had it all set up. We had asked the
Speaker 1: head pro like people that cared about it. Everybody's like, yeah, sure,
Speaker 1: bring Peterson, whatever's cool, And then like sure, shit, this week.
Speaker 1: You know, the tournament's three weeks out, you know, gets
Speaker 1: called by the board. No, I'm not sorry. You can't
Speaker 1: bring a pro after it had been cleared for a
Speaker 1: month beforehand. So somebody wrote some stink about it. I
Speaker 1: totally understand it. I just wish they would have said
Speaker 1: it from the beginning. So I said, the hell with it.
Speaker 1: I'll just get my understands. But what do I need?
Speaker 1: What I needed for I'm not ever playing pro golf
Speaker 1: again ever, like, might as well play some member guests.
Speaker 2: Yeah, they dude a lot of club, especially like the
Speaker 2: really nice ones. They they'll have an open division and
Speaker 2: they don't care who plays with who.
Speaker 3: That's kind of like a new thing people are starting
Speaker 3: to do.
Speaker 1: Where are you playing?
Speaker 2: I like it, And if you're a really good am
Speaker 2: playing it, you know what I mean, because they're.
Speaker 1: You're playing next week.
Speaker 2: My cousin's in Florida, so there's another couple of other
Speaker 2: corn Ferry guys or whatever. But his his I look,
Speaker 2: it's handicapped. So he's like, he's a four point eight
Speaker 2: and I'm a plus five point one.
Speaker 3: So our team handicap is a plus zero point three.
Speaker 3: And then they flight you after your partner, they flight you,
Speaker 3: and it's all handicapped in the flight. So you play
Speaker 3: everyone in your flight three days. You play every single
Speaker 3: team in nine hole match, and it's like a it's
Speaker 3: a zero point, a one point, or a two point.
Speaker 3: I guess if like there's probably like a loss, a tie,
Speaker 3: and a win. Right, you play somebody different every time,
Speaker 3: so you keep a record and keep a record, and
Speaker 3: then you have a handicap. I mean, I guess you
Speaker 3: just have to have a handicap.
Speaker 1: That's it.
Speaker 2: But yeah, there's we're not even the best team, like
Speaker 2: I mean four, because if you know, if two four
Speaker 2: point eight's play, that's probably that's probably like first flight.
Speaker 3: That's probably not even presidents. I would guess right.
Speaker 1: That they combined, that's going to be under five probably
Speaker 1: to be in the championship.
Speaker 2: Yeah, I mean two, Yeah, I mean two guys that
Speaker 2: are four point eight's probably average high seventies. Ish can
Speaker 2: maybe shoot low seventies if they career, but they're shooting
Speaker 2: high seventies or eighties. Yeah, and yeah, So there's a
Speaker 2: there's a group and I don't know if they're brothers
Speaker 2: or father son or what they're but they're both like
Speaker 2: plus two points something they actually have to give us
Speaker 2: pops when we play maybe one, it's just nine to
Speaker 2: hold matches.
Speaker 3: So I'm not quite sure what's up anyway. Anat here,
Speaker 3: it's all them. I play with them.
Speaker 2: But the new thing is like and they do it.
Speaker 2: It's just they have an open division. It doesn't matter
Speaker 2: who who the hell you are, because some of these
Speaker 2: members want like Tiger Woods, they play in but like
Speaker 2: if you or somebody else want to play, they don't care.
Speaker 2: And if the amateurs are really good, they sign up
Speaker 2: for the Open. If not, they're in the championship. And
Speaker 2: they still get the same shit they've always got, you know,
Speaker 2: their Calcutta and all that crap.
Speaker 1: Right, That's that's the thing about it. Like I don't
Speaker 1: I've never understood. And this is the one in Middland
Speaker 1: Country Club. It's a it's an ABCD. Like you have
Speaker 1: a handicap, I have a handicap. I'm my handicaps the
Speaker 1: exact same. It's plus five plus five point one, I think,
Speaker 1: and that's you know, I log every single round I play,
Speaker 1: put it in there and it's totally legit. So I
Speaker 1: really don't understand why they make such a stink, and
Speaker 1: that's just it's not just this this one. It's you know,
Speaker 1: most member guests don't allow pros. I'd say probably eighty
Speaker 1: percent of clubs in the country don't allow active professionals
Speaker 1: to be in their member guess. And I don't really
Speaker 1: understand it, especially if you have a have a handicap
Speaker 1: and it's a net deal, you're at such a disadvantage anyway,
Speaker 1: like it's almost impossible to win.
Speaker 3: Yeah, I mean, if we were playing higher handicaps, we
Speaker 3: get our ass beat.
Speaker 2: It's it's like the opposite of gross, Like we'd rather
Speaker 2: play the better, better players. I mean, can you imagine
Speaker 2: playing a twenty eight and you got to give them
Speaker 2: two pops on a par three?
Speaker 3: I mean you had no chance.
Speaker 2: Like if you don't, if you don't, if you don't
Speaker 2: freaking fire right in the cup, I mean you.
Speaker 3: Can literally make a hole and want to lose the hole.
Speaker 1: Yeah, exactly exactly. I don't. I don't really understand that.
Speaker 1: And I think there's a lot of clubs that are
Speaker 1: going to the pro scratch deal, which is which is cool.
Speaker 1: I think pro scratches are really they're fun for everybody
Speaker 1: because pros get to hang out and you know, be
Speaker 1: normal and riding cars, drink beer and hang out with
Speaker 1: guys or pro members, pro scratches, whatever whatever you call it.
Speaker 1: And you're seeing more of those pop up. But yeah,
Speaker 1: man trying to get on the Walker Cup twenty thirty.
Speaker 1: You know, Oh God, wouldn't that be some shit? I
Speaker 1: would love it.
Speaker 2: I mean, those those guys, I could only I can
Speaker 2: only imagine the captain just wearing the wrong shoes and shirt,
Speaker 2: freaking the team. The only one that's not dressed correctly
Speaker 2: on the whole squad is the captain getting them to
Speaker 2: the getting them to the course seven minutes before the
Speaker 2: first guy pegs it.
Speaker 1: You couldn't do it.
Speaker 3: You lose your mind to call it. They're so slow, dude.
Speaker 2: I mean, I'm not gonna say all pros are slow,
Speaker 2: all college kids are slow, but freaking college golf has
Speaker 2: gotten I was watching online the other day, has gotten
Speaker 2: slow as shit.
Speaker 1: Yeah, were you watching the one in college station? Uh?
Speaker 2: Phoenix maybe or Scott. It's like a preview because that's
Speaker 2: where MCA's is. It was like the preview or whatever.
Speaker 2: Maybe in Phoenix at Thunderbird or whatever it's called Thunderbird.
Speaker 3: But yeah, it's gotten. It's gotten pretty slow.
Speaker 2: Man. But yeah, every single time, every single freaking time
Speaker 2: that they show a shot on TV. It's not it's
Speaker 2: not horrible because when they show a shot on TV,
Speaker 2: like they're pretty much cutting into it right before they hit,
Speaker 2: and sometimes guys still take thirty seconds after they've been
Speaker 2: looking at it for a minute. But and you when
Speaker 2: you're watching like a live feed of golf, if you're
Speaker 2: watching ESPN Plus on the PGA Tour and they're like
Speaker 2: live with the group, it's a freaking disaster. You'll lose
Speaker 2: your mind. And then the college feed like they don't
Speaker 2: have all the cameras. But dude, it's it's so bad.
Speaker 2: Slow play has gotten. Slow play has gotten awful.
Speaker 3: Like I couldn't.
Speaker 2: I couldn't freaking handle it. I don't think. Yeah, like
Speaker 2: the Nelson last year, I was the last group obviously
Speaker 2: the GGA pick or whatever. And it's fine because you're
Speaker 2: playing tour event and it's cool, But dude, we get
Speaker 2: week out that is some slow. You got to prepare
Speaker 2: yourself big time.
Speaker 1: Yeah. Yeah, golf is just getting really really slow. And
Speaker 1: I don't think it was any more evident than at
Speaker 1: the Masters. Dude, I saw that John Rahman and Brooks
Speaker 1: Kepka waited nine ninety minutes. They waited ninety minutes on Sunday,
Speaker 1: just waiting, like sitting there, Yeah, doing nothing. Yeah like,
Speaker 1: that's that's insane. That should never happen, and it will
Speaker 1: happen until they start stroking players. They're going to have
Speaker 1: to start stroking players. That's the only time. That's the
Speaker 1: only thing they'll fix it. Money doesn't matter. These guys
Speaker 1: don't give a shit about Yeah, they're a ten thousand
Speaker 1: dollars fine for slow play. They don't fucking care because
Speaker 1: the next SHOT's worth way more than that anyway. Yeah,
Speaker 1: you know, they might as well just take their time.
Speaker 2: So baseball's got so much better this year, dude, with
Speaker 2: this pitcher's clock and the batter's clock. God dang, they
Speaker 2: got to get in there and hit it. Like you
Speaker 2: can have a clock. People are like, how are they
Speaker 2: going to do it? The PGA Tour can have an
Speaker 2: official with every group. You can get a section guy
Speaker 2: to be with every group. I mean, give me a
Speaker 2: freaking break. It's the easiest thing on the god dann
Speaker 2: planning to fix but the Masters. So we went Sunday
Speaker 2: and you never watched more little golf than when you're
Speaker 2: at an actual golf tournament. Like you watch so much
Speaker 2: more golf on TV when you're watching it because the
Speaker 2: camera's like all over the course, like at the Master especially,
Speaker 2: there's a ton of people, Like you're only watching like
Speaker 2: on the whole you're at and then it's so hilly
Speaker 2: you're walking fifty miles to somewhere else. You like want
Speaker 2: to pick your spot, grab a few beers, cheat beers
Speaker 2: from the deal. We had those Berkman's badges, so those
Speaker 2: are like freaking the hardest ticket in sports. Shangri law
Speaker 2: of everything, five star restaurants left and right, all you
Speaker 2: can eat, So we didn't even want to leave that
Speaker 2: place for a while. But I mean, it's it's an amazing,
Speaker 2: amazing spot. But dude, by the time, like you got
Speaker 2: to get there before to watch Rom and Koepka, we
Speaker 2: could watch them a whole and then like we couldn't
Speaker 2: even catch up with them because we couldn't see them.
Speaker 2: So we just sat there and we're watching other people
Speaker 2: and there were split tea's and all that, because it
Speaker 2: was it was at the beginning of the day and
Speaker 2: then it was twosomes, But dude, what's the slowest you
Speaker 2: have ever? Think you played twosome on the PGA Tour
Speaker 2: or I mean a big cut, Like usually twosomes isn't
Speaker 2: slow because everybody's off one right.
Speaker 1: We got to put on the clock a couple of times.
Speaker 1: Where was that? It was on Saturday at San Antonio
Speaker 1: one year. I don't remember who I was playing with,
Speaker 1: but the weather was horrible, and usually that's the case
Speaker 1: when you're on the clock. The weather's usually bad and
Speaker 1: it's raining or something. In the umbrella and the four
Speaker 1: gloves and the towels and all of that shit, like
Speaker 1: if you don't if you don't know what you're doing,
Speaker 1: you can get behind the eight ball pretty damn fast
Speaker 1: and bad weather, especially on the PGA Tour. I don't
Speaker 1: remember I was playing with, but it was someone extremely
Speaker 1: slow and I am not slow. Like slow play. If
Speaker 1: you wanted me to play bad, just pump the brakes.
Speaker 1: I will play bad, like I will play bad every
Speaker 1: time I'm playing with someone that is pumping the brakes.
Speaker 1: So yeah, I don't remember who it was, but anyway,
Speaker 1: it was slow. It was very slow. I want to
Speaker 1: say it was like four hours, but that seems like
Speaker 1: an eternity in a twosome.
Speaker 2: They played, So they were playing five fifteen on Sunday
Speaker 2: at the Master or something like that, twoson.
Speaker 1: Is that what it was?
Speaker 3: Almost something like that?
Speaker 2: Yeah, I mean it was like it was it was
Speaker 2: a joke, man, freaking joke.
Speaker 1: Well that makes sense. Then if I played in four
Speaker 1: hours and the two so and I thought it was slow,
Speaker 1: and they waited ninety minutes and played in five fifteen,
Speaker 1: that's still that's seventy five minutes. That's still fifteen minutes.
Speaker 1: Four hours is still fifteen minutes slower than it should be.
Speaker 1: So yeah, that's that's incredible, dude, five hours fifteen minutes.
Speaker 2: So I left and it said it took five hours
Speaker 2: like pretty much on the screws.
Speaker 3: Someone told me five fifteen.
Speaker 2: But five on the screwises is uh, that's that's that's
Speaker 2: as bad as it gets, dude. And there's pressure in
Speaker 2: the Masters and things like that. I mean I've been
Speaker 2: on I've been on the clock with groups obviously before,
Speaker 2: Like I don't you know, never got a bad time
Speaker 2: or anything, and I'm sure you haven't either.
Speaker 3: You have forever to hit the ball.
Speaker 2: But where we get behind, and I got behind in
Speaker 2: college one time is like we played it was raining
Speaker 2: and more than raining.
Speaker 3: We played Carson Creek and I was losing fucking.
Speaker 4: Balls all over the place, like all over the place
Speaker 4: so hard, and well, yeah, you're hitting driver because it's
Speaker 4: cold and wet, were and it was you know, it's
Speaker 4: like high forties and rainy, and you're sending.
Speaker 3: Yeah, you're sending it.
Speaker 2: And you do foursomes a lot in college golf, they
Speaker 2: end up doing foursomes all the time. And at least
Speaker 2: one of us was deep into the shit and it's
Speaker 2: not like you're playing with your buddies and even be
Speaker 2: like fuck it, man, I'm out, you know, like I'll
Speaker 2: drop one or like you guys, you're on yourself. You know,
Speaker 2: you're on your own this hole whatever. It's like freaking
Speaker 2: your team needs it. You know, everybody's struggling. So you're
Speaker 2: looking in these days five minutes for the ball every
Speaker 2: single hole and sometimes multiple five minutes. So I mean
Speaker 2: it took it took a day, Like I don't know
Speaker 2: how long it took, but like when the sun came
Speaker 2: up and you played thirty six in college and like
Speaker 2: it was just suspended daylight suspension. Like just I think
Speaker 2: everybody had at least like twelve holes on their second
Speaker 2: eighteen to play and it wasn't weather related, did like
Speaker 2: thunder lightning or whatever.
Speaker 3: It was straight up loss of golf boss.
Speaker 1: Yeah. Yeah, And everyone's like.
Speaker 3: Oh, the fairways are wide there. They look intimidating.
Speaker 2: I was like, when it's freaking cold and rainy and windy,
Speaker 2: the fairways are wide, I guess, but there's no rough,
Speaker 2: like you're deep into the freaking woods off the fairway.
Speaker 1: Yeah. I don't know how they designed that place to
Speaker 1: where every single hole is in a crosswind. Yeah, it
Speaker 1: doesn't matter what wind direction it is for the day,
Speaker 1: every single hole there's a cross wind. It's not in two,
Speaker 1: it's not down. It's always across and off the right, down,
Speaker 1: off the left, and off the left, down, off the right,
Speaker 1: doesn't matter. Every hole it's the it's the damnedest thing.
Speaker 1: Like you never have an into the straight in or
Speaker 1: straight down shot.
Speaker 3: Is that? Did you win NCAA's there, Uh huh yeah,
Speaker 3: I thought so.
Speaker 2: You would probably know more than me. Well, I did
Speaker 2: not win NCAA's there. In fact, I did the opposite.
Speaker 2: I made a ten on a hole I remember the
Speaker 2: only time I made a ten in organized golf, I
Speaker 2: think in my life. I was in I was in
Speaker 2: the ship. Oh sixteen, I blew one right off the team.
Speaker 2: There's a cart path over there, and I smoked one
Speaker 2: off a tree, punching out and it came back twice
Speaker 2: as fast and then went into my golf bag. So
Speaker 2: it was a two shot penalty for hitting my equipment.
Speaker 2: And then I had to take a drop. And now
Speaker 2: I'm still in the woods. And my next one, I
Speaker 2: hit a punch shot out after taking a drop and
Speaker 2: it hits the curb of the cart path, comes back
Speaker 2: in the woods, taken unplayable, hit it out, hit it
Speaker 2: on the green, two pip ten.
Speaker 1: So that's that's a that's horrible.
Speaker 3: That's horrible. That's a ten with only one bad shot.
Speaker 1: That's really not so the new rule, the double hit rule.
Speaker 1: Have you heard about the double hit rule?
Speaker 3: Is Yeah, it's nothing, it's just where it's out.
Speaker 1: Yeah, but isn't that amazing? So now, now if you're
Speaker 1: like real fuck behind a tree kind of just like
Speaker 1: if you can, if you can get real athletic with it,
Speaker 1: take your lob wedge and like hit it up in
Speaker 1: the air and then while it's up in the air,
Speaker 1: just smash it like it's like it's a baseball or
Speaker 1: something and send it like.
Speaker 3: What an idea?
Speaker 1: If you got no shot, just hit it up in
Speaker 1: the air and then pow, you know, like that would
Speaker 1: be something else. I think that would be like the
Speaker 1: most athletic golf shot of all time. Someone could pull
Speaker 1: that off.
Speaker 3: You can double hit.
Speaker 2: I think it has to be the same stroke, like
Speaker 2: same motion, continuous motion. I don't know if you can
Speaker 2: like get a seventy five degree wedge and hit a
Speaker 2: super flop straight in the air, land it on the face,
Speaker 2: and then like drop it into the cup, because that
Speaker 2: would be sick if you could.
Speaker 1: Oh well that would yeah, okay, well probably not. I
Speaker 1: don't know the rules.
Speaker 2: I don't know if someone could do it in one
Speaker 2: continuous motion on purpose. I mean I've seen people chip
Speaker 2: you up and hit it over their shoulder before, so
Speaker 2: you know, for sure somebody could do it without a doubt.
Speaker 1: Yeah, it could probably be done. I don't know. It
Speaker 1: take it take a lot of practice for like one
Speaker 1: time in your lifetime to do correctly. What have we
Speaker 1: got this week? Oh, we got the Zurich this week,
Speaker 1: got the Zurch this week, then we got live golf
Speaker 1: all this week. Brooks kept him making his mighty return.
Speaker 3: You want to know what the best part about the
Speaker 3: Zurich is, I just.
Speaker 1: Saw I don't know. That's that's a tough one. Guess.
Speaker 2: Oh, you didn't hear about the pairing that they gave
Speaker 2: sponsors exemptions to or whatever.
Speaker 3: John Daly is playing with David Duval.
Speaker 1: Oh, man, that's incredible. And JD's just coming right off
Speaker 1: of selling merchandise in the Hooters parking lot last week
Speaker 1: barely walk.
Speaker 2: Jarrett was like, that's the first place we went. Garrett's like,
Speaker 2: we got to go there. His bus wasn't there. He
Speaker 2: was about to get there. It was fifty degrees pouring rain.
Speaker 2: I'm like, we're going to downtown or something, Buddy, I
Speaker 2: am not sitting here and waiting in line. You had
Speaker 2: to like go in the building first, come out, and
Speaker 2: then go meet him in his deal and it was
Speaker 2: pouring rain.
Speaker 3: He wasn't there yet. I'm like, dude, we're out. We're
Speaker 3: out here. Man. Even Daily doesn't want his hundred grand
Speaker 3: for signing shit today. He's he's out of here. It's
Speaker 3: too freaking it's too cold. But how about that duvault
Speaker 3: Daily and Daily?
Speaker 2: Yeah, I about that alternate give me an over under
Speaker 2: on their alternate shot true alternate shot eighty one.
Speaker 1: That was a.
Speaker 2: Pretty quick I thought if they I thought if they
Speaker 2: busted eighty it would be pretty good.
Speaker 1: Yeah, it was great, It would be great. Eighty eighty
Speaker 1: one is there as their number for me. I mean,
Speaker 1: there's zero percent chance they break par They could possibly
Speaker 1: it could possibly break seventy five, But I think eighty
Speaker 1: one is about the realistic over and under for them
Speaker 1: because JD's going to hit it in the soup? Uh,
Speaker 1: what would we do? The even the even holes is
Speaker 1: what I always played. Yeah, the evens were the par fives,
Speaker 1: Yeah they were, and that they were the tougher T shots.
Speaker 1: That even even holes were the tougher T shots. So
Speaker 1: I guess that would probably be Duval and the evens.
Speaker 1: So Duval's probably not going to hit it out of
Speaker 1: playoff d On then.
Speaker 3: But Daily's a better driver. Daily plays a lot, he
Speaker 3: plays every week on Champions. I don't know how much
Speaker 3: Dull plays.
Speaker 1: I just don't think I think Duval could just like
Speaker 1: pick up a club once a year and go hit
Speaker 1: it in the fairway.
Speaker 3: You know he has he has swing its for a while,
Speaker 3: Like he didn't bring eighty for six months on tour
Speaker 3: or whatever.
Speaker 1: Yeah, twenty years ago.
Speaker 3: Yeah, well maybe I think you think it's better. I
Speaker 3: think it's better now.
Speaker 1: You're thinking about what he did in two thousand and one.
Speaker 1: You think he's like over the ball shit. I missed
Speaker 1: this spair.
Speaker 2: Like two thousand and like twenty and ten, man I played.
Speaker 2: I played with them at uh the Honda, and we
Speaker 2: were paired together and he smoked somebody on the first
Speaker 2: tee on the tenth hole with a quack quacker right
Speaker 2: into way left.
Speaker 1: Yeah, that's way left.
Speaker 2: It was low dude. It was dick kyat freaking super
Speaker 2: low man. But I just saw that pairing and I
Speaker 2: was like, wow, that is I mean, that's that's an
Speaker 2: FTP pairing for sure.
Speaker 1: Yeah, you can.
Speaker 2: Probably get some insane odds on them winning the golf tournament.
Speaker 1: They making the cut, they'd be lucky to finished not last.
Speaker 1: They beat one team, they'd be lucky. I mean that
Speaker 1: that is a Dawn of the Dead, walking dead Eric.
Speaker 1: I mean that's I JD JD does he takes carts
Speaker 1: in the Champions events. Doesn't he like, doesn't he write
Speaker 1: a cart? Like, are they gonna let him ride in
Speaker 1: a cart?
Speaker 2: He like has a but he doesn't. He has like
Speaker 2: a busted knee. He had surgery right after that father
Speaker 2: son deal. I mean, I don't know. I've never seen
Speaker 2: anybody riding a car of the PGA tour in my life.
Speaker 1: This bladder cancer too daily. Yeah, he's had it for
Speaker 1: like two years. Sir.
Speaker 3: Well, we'll see, We'll see what happens there.
Speaker 2: But that could be an eventful alternate shot, to say
Speaker 2: the least of the situation.
Speaker 1: Man, I didn't even know they were boys. Like I
Speaker 1: played with Duval in Reno in twenty twenty fourteen in
Speaker 1: Reno and his son was caddying for him. His son
Speaker 1: son was a good player himself, and Duval was just like, Yeah,
Speaker 1: I'm gonna go call golf. I'm gonna commentary. That's one
Speaker 1: of my last events. It's like, that's awesome, great she shot.
Speaker 1: I don't think he broke eighty like, I'm fairly certain JD.
Speaker 1: I don't know, JD. Probably it's far still, I would imagine.
Speaker 1: I mean, he's always hit it far, so I'm sure
Speaker 1: he still pounds it. But there's a few of those
Speaker 1: holes out there, and it's flat, like it's an easy walk.
Speaker 3: They're pretty long though, too. It's a long course.
Speaker 1: But it rains like every afternoon there. That's the thing,
Speaker 1: Like this time of year in Louisian South Louisiana, it's
Speaker 1: raining every afternoon for like the next four months. So
Speaker 1: you're not you're not going to hit it far. Yeah,
Speaker 1: I don't know, dude. I think eighty one is the
Speaker 1: alternate number there for those guys.
Speaker 3: Yeah, I was just looking at it.
Speaker 2: I mean, I wonder if part of Daily's exemption is
Speaker 2: he has to pull a bender every night in Bourbon
Speaker 2: Street and not like like just be firing beads down
Speaker 2: from the top deck of one of those buildings down
Speaker 2: there and coming warm straight from Bourbon Street to the
Speaker 2: first team and then hit a piss missile right off
Speaker 2: the right off the first hole.
Speaker 1: Man, I think playing Blackchack with those two at Harris
Speaker 1: would be real fun. Though. It would be a hell
Speaker 1: of a hell of a twosome to sit down next
Speaker 1: to a place with cards.
Speaker 2: Yeah, I mean, jd Yeah, slots. Slots is his deal too.
Speaker 2: I don't know, man, I just saw that going on.
Speaker 2: I'm like, god, dang, dude, how about the So we
Speaker 2: talked about it, and I was I was surprised. I mean,
Speaker 2: you and I whatever, we watch PGA Tour, Golf, Live Golf, whatever,
Speaker 2: every now and again.
Speaker 3: We'll watch them both.
Speaker 2: We don't watch anything religiously, not because we don't like it,
Speaker 2: we just don't care. However, dude, the live guys and
Speaker 2: the Masters, for sure, every single person discredited themselves when
Speaker 2: they're picking people, Like on Golf Channel, they'd have all
Speaker 2: the guys and they're like they go through their little
Speaker 2: like uh breakdown their analytics and they're like, well, we're
Speaker 2: gonna liminate all the live guys. I was like, you're
Speaker 2: gonna eliminate like camp Smith, Like right off the bat,
Speaker 2: you're gonna tell me that, yeah.
Speaker 3: Yeah, yeah.
Speaker 2: The Raining Open, like Tiger's got a better chance of
Speaker 2: winning this thing than Cam Smith, Like I love freaking
Speaker 2: Tiger Tigers, and I have a better chance of winning
Speaker 2: the Masters than camp Smith does.
Speaker 1: I mean, come on right?
Speaker 2: But dude, yeah, Nicholson finished second, I mean, are you
Speaker 2: freaking kidding me?
Speaker 1: The talking heads man during that during the Masters was
Speaker 1: so aggravating, Like I didn't really like listening to the
Speaker 1: commentary at all, even like Nance, Dude, Nance was like
Speaker 1: subtle jabs here and there. I'm like, man, this is
Speaker 1: so petty. You know. Brooks Keptka literally everybody had given
Speaker 1: him the trophy already, like he had already gotten the
Speaker 1: green jacket Sunday morning. Nobody thought he was gonna choke
Speaker 1: just because of his prior record in majors. He's done
Speaker 1: nothing but closed doors in majors with the lead, that's
Speaker 1: all he's ever done. So everyone was like, damn it,
Speaker 1: you know, like first major of the year, here, come
Speaker 1: to live. Guys. They're one for one. You know they're
Speaker 1: gonna be they have them, have the Masters champion and
Speaker 1: the British Open champion. Currently, after the mess didn't happen,
Speaker 1: John rum Wins obviously played awesome on Sunday, like there
Speaker 1: was no denying him. Yeah, and Brooks Brooks really, frankly
Speaker 1: Brooks choked. I mean he did, That's what he. Brooks
Speaker 1: kept A choked the first time in a major, Like
Speaker 1: we haven't seen him do that yet. And you know what,
Speaker 1: he hadn't been in the he hadn't been in the
Speaker 1: hunt in the major in a long time either, though,
Speaker 1: when was the last time he was in the top
Speaker 1: yeh or a weekend?
Speaker 2: Well, yeah, four years ago is when he won those two,
Speaker 2: but so four years ago.
Speaker 3: But since then, yeah.
Speaker 1: It's been a while, so so yeah, you can kind
Speaker 1: of what's not like he won the last one and
Speaker 1: one it was top ten before. He hadn't been in
Speaker 1: the hunt four years, so kind of understand it a
Speaker 1: little bit. But damn it, he's swinging good dude. He
Speaker 1: was hitting those piss missile rocket fades off the tee
Speaker 1: that that we saw four years ago. Bil finished the Samon. Yeah,
Speaker 1: Patrick Reid finished in fourth. Uh yeah, live guys showed up.
Speaker 2: Dude walk I was watching Juaque Niman. Oh my god,
Speaker 2: that dude is slow. I know he's young or whatever,
Speaker 2: but I was. We were sitting on twelve t and
Speaker 2: kind of like right when we got there with my
Speaker 2: dad and Garrett, just because they'd never seen it, so
Speaker 2: we went over there because like the coolest part of
Speaker 2: the course and freaking he took like an hour to
Speaker 2: chip on eleven miss putt like ligning up all this stuff.
Speaker 2: Third guy to hit on twelve takes like an now
Speaker 2: and now, I mean just like it's unbelievable how slow.
Speaker 2: I cannot believe how slow people are. Like it just
Speaker 2: was used to watching TV. I mean, played in event,
Speaker 2: played out there, but I just it's crazy to realize
Speaker 2: how freaking slow people are.
Speaker 1: He's like twenty too, Like he's awesome.
Speaker 3: Yea, yeah, he's a horrible.
Speaker 1: Example for these kids. You know, if they watch him play,
Speaker 1: see him taking five minutes in a shot, you know,
Speaker 1: come on.
Speaker 2: Yeah, I mean you play with Phil. Phil film moves
Speaker 2: at a decent pace in Woodland. I mean, Woodland's probably
Speaker 2: like he's a middle I mean he's not. He's not slow.
Speaker 2: He's not crazy fast guy. He just likes take care
Speaker 2: of his business whatever. And they were like already on
Speaker 2: twelve t when he was still analyzing his stuff, I
Speaker 2: was like, this is going to.
Speaker 3: Be a disaster.
Speaker 1: I was it, though, I mean, that'd be cool. Other
Speaker 1: than the fact Tiger Withdrew, Tiger with Drew. We wanted
Speaker 1: to watch Tiger. I would assume that that that's what
Speaker 1: y'all wanted to do the whole day on Sunday. That
Speaker 1: sucks that he wasn't there, but you totally understand for
Speaker 1: a little bit he did the right thing for himself.
Speaker 1: He did like he did the right thing for himself.
Speaker 1: We all selfishly were sitting here on our couch is like,
Speaker 1: damn it, Tiger, why didn't you play today? Like we
Speaker 1: want to watch you. There's millions of people that want
Speaker 1: to watch you. But yeah, I mean we might have
Speaker 1: seen we might have seen the end of of his
Speaker 1: major championship contention days. I think I think we probably have.
Speaker 2: Yeah, I think he's going to play that one for
Speaker 2: a long time. Well, it's because it's the easiest to
Speaker 2: mention cut. Oh yeah, contention.
Speaker 1: Days, Like he's not going to contend in majors anymore. Yeah, yeah, exactly.
Speaker 3: His distance is still there.
Speaker 2: I mean, dude, but when it was so much like
Speaker 2: they have all sorts of you know, staff and sub
Speaker 2: air all over the place on the fairways and everything
Speaker 2: in Augusta National, but like do the walkways it's so
Speaker 2: freaking muddy and it's still wet on the course and areas,
Speaker 2: and like in its hilly as shit, like walking thirty
Speaker 2: holes for him on Sunday. I think that's how many
Speaker 2: had to play third twenty eight, twenty nine, thirty something
Speaker 2: like that cold, cold in the morning.
Speaker 1: That's just that's.
Speaker 2: Almost a little too much, man, Yeah, and then out
Speaker 2: of it also out of it.
Speaker 1: So yeah, just an exhibition at that point. Yeah, it's tough.
Speaker 1: It's tough, but shit, man, we've been treated to twenty
Speaker 1: five years. Yeah whatever, it's been of dominant golf forever.
Speaker 3: So PJ Tours should let him take carts.
Speaker 2: It doesn't affect I don't think it matters really, like,
Speaker 2: it doesn't affect a viewing experience, or at least like
Speaker 2: they get to take a car to the side.
Speaker 3: I don't know.
Speaker 1: You know what they could do. They could create a
Speaker 1: new like cart category where you log into like tour
Speaker 1: links cart category fifteen majors.
Speaker 2: Yeah, Tiger two, PGA Tour victories or whatever, Tiger fuck you.
Speaker 1: But you might have Jack sign up for a couple
Speaker 1: of minutes though. Yeah, if you could take a cart, yeah,
Speaker 1: you got to win fifteen majors and then you can
Speaker 1: take a cart. That's a new category on tour.
Speaker 3: Yeah, I mean Tiger, Tiger and Jack playing.
Speaker 2: Maybe maybe it's still maybe it would still go there,
Speaker 2: but you know that whole the whole joint is just
Speaker 2: it's freaking awesome, man, And it's crazy how not bad
Speaker 2: it looks but once that overseed's gone, I mean they
Speaker 2: just shut that whole joint down. You know, it's closed.
Speaker 2: It's closed for six freaking months. Yeah, I mean there
Speaker 2: is nothing out there do just the buildings. I don't
Speaker 2: even know what all the buildings are used for. They
Speaker 2: have like their cabins, you know where for out of
Speaker 2: town members. All their members are out of town, but
Speaker 2: they have they have cabins, they have all these other things.
Speaker 3: But they, uh, what do they do with all that stuff?
Speaker 3: It just sit there.
Speaker 2: Berkman's where I was, was a multimillion dollar deal and
Speaker 2: has replicas of greens you can put on just to
Speaker 2: the right of five, like the Who's Who of whatever.
Speaker 2: We're super lucky to get these tickets. And the guy
Speaker 2: told me it's open ten days a year.
Speaker 3: That's it. So but for the Augusta Women's National Amateur
Speaker 3: or whatever it's called, opens that day and they're only
Speaker 3: there two days or one day, and then it closes
Speaker 3: the day after and that's it.
Speaker 2: Hows you get in there? How'd you get those tickets from?
Speaker 2: Easy from Easygo? Our car reps for Red Feather got
Speaker 2: them for us. So it's pretty cool, man, But did
Speaker 2: what a absolute disaster.
Speaker 1: But hey, wow, well there you go. I've only been
Speaker 1: to the Masters once and it soundeds like wasn't as
Speaker 1: fun as when you went. But what I thought was
Speaker 1: wild about the Masters is when you get you they
Speaker 1: opened the gates, right, I think they opened the gates. Eight,
Speaker 1: that's on right, seven. I think it's seven. Yeah, seven,
Speaker 1: they opened the gates and there's no running at Augusta.
Speaker 3: Yeah I'm not allowed to run.
Speaker 1: So it looks like Olympic speed walking is taking place
Speaker 1: with these people, Like you open the gates. And you've
Speaker 1: seen the videos of TPC Scottsdale, right when they opened
Speaker 1: the gates at four thirty am or whatever five am,
Speaker 1: and these twenty year olds are just full boar sprinting
Speaker 1: for one thousand yards just trying to get to sixteen
Speaker 1: that like imagine that say scenario opening the caates, but
Speaker 1: like the most polite, fastest speed walking you've ever seen
Speaker 1: in a row, Like just a bunch of people in
Speaker 1: a row trying to be real polite as patrons on
Speaker 1: Augusta National speed walking down to their hole. And and
Speaker 1: you have to if you bring a chair in, break me.
Speaker 1: If I'm wrong, you bring a chair in, you can
Speaker 1: leave it there the whole damn day and no one
Speaker 1: will sit in it. No, well, yes, yes to the
Speaker 1: first part. When you bring your chair in, you leave
Speaker 1: it there all day. The second part is anyone can
Speaker 1: sit in it, and they just leave when you get there.
Speaker 2: Wow, anyone, anyone can sit in anyone's chair. I did
Speaker 2: it a million times, and so did everybody else, and
Speaker 2: then they just get up and leave. Because there's not
Speaker 2: a lot of grand stands at the Masters at all
Speaker 2: for an.
Speaker 1: Event nine twelve, that's it, right, yeah, twe.
Speaker 2: Fifteen, sixteen, fifteen, sixteen, thirteen fourteen.
Speaker 3: Is there one even behind one? I don't even know
Speaker 3: if that, don't think there is.
Speaker 1: There's one behind eight.
Speaker 3: There's one behind four.
Speaker 2: Like, but it's nothing like you're envisioning, Like they don't
Speaker 2: want to take away from the golf. It's always like
Speaker 2: out of play, like way out of play. It's like
Speaker 2: right on a te box where you can see a
Speaker 2: tea box and a green, but it's never like when
Speaker 2: was the last time a guy got a drop from that?
Speaker 2: You can remember a grand stand at the Masters? Never, never, never, ever,
Speaker 2: It's happened. For sure, someone will watch it or listen
Speaker 2: to this and pull it up. But that's that's their
Speaker 2: whole deal. They'll put them where they're out of play.
Speaker 2: But it's for the most part, there's nothing man like.
Speaker 3: You got to just it's why.
Speaker 2: There's so many chairs and you just leave it. So
Speaker 2: people will run to certain holes and you know, they
Speaker 2: like eighteen. They want to watch the guy put on
Speaker 2: the jackets, so they'll speed walk in there, put it
Speaker 2: right behind eighteen Green. They'll be on TV the whole
Speaker 2: the whole freaking day. Sixteen right behind sixteen tea box
Speaker 2: is a cool place to check it out or whatever.
Speaker 3: But yeah, that's it.
Speaker 1: Yeah, that's same. Lady's there every you're on sixteen. Yeah,
Speaker 1: and that and one. There was one Texas Tech dancer.
Speaker 1: Did you see this, the girl that was like smitten
Speaker 1: with brooks Kepka's ass. Yeah, she was just smiling at
Speaker 1: his ass the whole time. Yeah, that girl. Apparently she's
Speaker 1: like a she's like a dancer at Texas Tech. She's
Speaker 1: she's the most famous like internet one timer over the
Speaker 1: last couple of months.
Speaker 3: Masters Girl or whatever they call her Master's Girl.
Speaker 1: Just from the thirty seconds behind sixteen T But yeah, dude,
Speaker 1: there was a lady that sits behind sixteen tea box,
Speaker 1: and I swear she's been there for like five straight
Speaker 1: years now, and she's there every day. She's the same
Speaker 1: person for the last five years. I could reck. I
Speaker 1: guarantee you if I walked like down to the grocery
Speaker 1: store right here and saw her in the grocery store,
Speaker 1: I could pick her out like that. That's how often
Speaker 1: she's on TV behind sixteen t at the Bastard. But
Speaker 1: that had to be cool first time. That's that's cool.
Speaker 1: It is cool.
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Speaker 1: Yeah, all right, So we got who we got the
Speaker 1: favorites this week at the Zurich Classic. I saw these
Speaker 1: are some odd there's some odd teams.
Speaker 3: Yeah, Mitchell, some people don't have friends.
Speaker 1: Keith is playing with Sung j M. Keith Mitchell and
Speaker 1: Sung JM. Now w yeah, like what what? Yeah? That
Speaker 1: who initiated that? Like Keith definitely went to Sung JM. Right, yeah.
Speaker 2: No, It's like if I saw you and Sung JM,
Speaker 2: I'd be like, Pete is trying to win this guy
Speaker 2: damn golf tournament?
Speaker 1: Yeah, yeah, because my my, my teammates in that event
Speaker 1: have always been like Andrew Loop or Cody Gribble or
Speaker 1: like someone I just want to drink beer with. H
Speaker 1: Keith Mitchell, Sung JM. Odd one. John Daily saw that
Speaker 1: Ryan Palmer. Ryan Palmer is not playing with Jordan's Peter
Speaker 1: Scotti Scheffler this year.
Speaker 3: He played with one year too, didn't he?
Speaker 1: Yeah he played with Rohm too.
Speaker 2: Yeah, I don't apo RP has won like eight million
Speaker 2: dollars in the god named Zurich playing with.
Speaker 1: Like it's just one week a year. Like the first
Speaker 1: person to ask the guy, I guess they're just gonna
Speaker 1: say sure, you know.
Speaker 2: Yeah, And these guys are probably tired of ship. They
Speaker 2: played the Masters they played or they play the match play.
Speaker 2: They played the Masters, they played the elevated hilton Head.
Speaker 2: Now they're going to this tournament. Uh Morikawa and Max
Speaker 2: Homa are playing. That's a pretty good team. Yeah, and
Speaker 2: uh can't Lay and Xander are obviously a strong team.
Speaker 2: Billy Horstell and Sam Burns they always play together in this.
Speaker 3: They always play together.
Speaker 2: I don't think they had a spot, don't they aren't they?
Speaker 2: I don't know whatever they're they're playing. But Zach Johnson,
Speaker 2: Steve Stricker, Sam Ryder, Doc Redmand Seewu Kim, Tom Kim,
Speaker 2: I don't know.
Speaker 3: There's a bunch, dude, there's there's a freaking.
Speaker 2: Bunch this This tournament would be amazing if like I
Speaker 2: don't know, they always are they always want to have it.
Speaker 2: I say, amazing, but it would be more entertaining. They're
Speaker 2: always talking about having a PGA Tour LPGA crossover, like
Speaker 2: this is the one to freaking do it. Get the
Speaker 2: best best best players from the LPGA Tour instead of
Speaker 2: just like filling out the bottom of this thing. And
Speaker 2: if they want to do it, like this is your
Speaker 2: chance to freaking do it. But yeah, because I'm not
Speaker 2: watching this thing really a whole lot kids usually plays
Speaker 2: with Scott Brown and they play well.
Speaker 3: I don't know if they are again.
Speaker 1: But yeah, it's just it doesn't interest me. And the
Speaker 1: Zurich was like one of my favorite events when I
Speaker 1: was obviously when I was down in bat Rouge and
Speaker 1: we always go to We would watch David Thomas. We
Speaker 1: drive over where on the team to watch David watch
Speaker 1: the tournament. And then we you know, Andrew loop Monday
Speaker 1: qualified my senior year, so we're still in college. We
Speaker 1: went and watched Andrew play and then we played, and
Speaker 1: then we were still down there, so we went and
Speaker 1: then Sam Burns was on the team and I was playing,
Speaker 1: so Sam came out and watched me. And now Sam's playing.
Speaker 1: So it's always a cool, cool event for the LSU
Speaker 1: guys down there in the LSU team. But now, but
Speaker 1: now the field's so bad because of these elevated events
Speaker 1: where they've created a PGA Tour A, a PGA Tour B
Speaker 1: and a PGA two C. You basically have three tours, right,
Speaker 1: you got the corn Ferry Tour that's PGA Tour C.
Speaker 1: You've got PGA Tour B which is this week, and
Speaker 1: the non elevated events where the best players are not playing.
Speaker 1: There's a few of them, but really they're not playing
Speaker 1: because they have to play these elevated events in order
Speaker 1: to get paid their PIP bonus. We saw that with
Speaker 1: Rory last week. Yeah, taking his second one off. These
Speaker 1: docked them three million dollars. So I just hate that
Speaker 1: there's so much division within the PGA Tour. Now there
Speaker 1: is effectively three PGA Tours, and that's not good. That's
Speaker 1: that's not good for fans, that's not good for the players.
Speaker 1: Because the Xerix one of the bigger sponsors of the
Speaker 1: PGA Tour. They have been for fifteen years.
Speaker 3: This is fun. Food is so good, It's it's awesome.
Speaker 1: Food's great. Yeah, there's there's nightlife, like you can stay
Speaker 1: at casino. Like it's a little out of the way, right,
Speaker 1: it's thirty minutes from down. But yeah, it's a great event.
Speaker 1: And now now your field sucks because it's not an
Speaker 1: l dated event. So I just hate that that there's
Speaker 1: this division within the within the PGA Tour. I understand
Speaker 1: why it's happening, but I just wish there was a
Speaker 1: better solution for it.
Speaker 2: Yeah, this, I mean, can you imagine if the Zurk
Speaker 2: was an elevator event, how.
Speaker 1: Good the field would be. Yeah, guys would.
Speaker 3: Really be picking their partners very carefully for that thing.
Speaker 1: Right, Yeah, you'll ever have that, right, I mean, I
Speaker 1: think some of these events will go away more than
Speaker 1: they'll remain. Right. So is Colonial in elevative event, you know?
Speaker 1: I don't.
Speaker 3: I don't know. I don't think so.
Speaker 2: No. I don't think the Nelson is either. But they
Speaker 2: have big persons. They're still about it. I don't know,
Speaker 2: over ten million bucks, dude. They on the best ball
Speaker 2: on the best ball day of the Zerk. They should
Speaker 2: just do full Carney pins, like almost impossible pins, just
Speaker 2: for TV value, Like I'm talking like full Carney show,
Speaker 2: and then make it easy on the alternate shot or whatever.
Speaker 3: But I mean that would be fun, dude.
Speaker 1: I would Yeah, like Greenskeeper's revenge situation, like a foot
Speaker 1: from the fringe on the side of the hill where
Speaker 1: the flagsticks leaning over. Yeah, that'd be good. Yeah, there's not.
Speaker 1: I don't think there's a green at TVC Louisiana that
Speaker 1: has more than two degrees of slope on it. Though.
Speaker 1: That's a lot of place on Earth, and.
Speaker 3: They should throw out.
Speaker 2: I mean it should be after the cut, like they'll
Speaker 2: they should have scramble one of the last days. The
Speaker 2: format should change, like a touch or whatever. But what
Speaker 2: it is, what it is scramble. You move so much
Speaker 2: faster that would be nails.
Speaker 1: Well then you could just if you hit a shitty
Speaker 1: and just leave the ball, like you don't even have
Speaker 1: to go get it, you know, like even if it's
Speaker 1: like not that bad, just hit in the bunker. You're like, nah,
Speaker 1: I'm good leaving. Yeah, let's some kid running there again
Speaker 1: it or something. But yeah, a lot of good memories
Speaker 1: at the Zurich. There was one year I was on
Speaker 1: eighteen and I was playing with Ben Crane and James Driscoll.
Speaker 1: We're all totally out of the game now, but Ben Crane,
Speaker 1: James Driscoll. Ben hit it in this bunker on the
Speaker 1: right side of eighteen and right next to a gator,
Speaker 1: I mean right next to like an eight foot alligator
Speaker 1: probably not eighty or like pride to stick. But he
Speaker 1: wouldn't even get the bucker. Like he was terrified. As
Speaker 1: Caddy was scared. Everybody was scared, and I just didn't
Speaker 1: understand why they were why they were scared. I mean
Speaker 1: we were at LSU. We had alligators all over the place.
Speaker 1: There was a fourteen footer right behind our practice facility
Speaker 1: for a few years untill some agent came out there
Speaker 1: with a thirty out six and took care of the problem.
Speaker 1: But the uh, this gator was right next to Ben
Speaker 1: Crane's ball and I was way back. I'd already hit
Speaker 1: my shot and walking up and they're like calling official over,
Speaker 1: what's problem, dude. It's like, there's a gater next to
Speaker 1: my ball. Give me the rake. So I just grabbed
Speaker 1: the rake and pushed the gater like I just walked
Speaker 1: up to it, pushed it in the water. And you
Speaker 1: would have you would have thought, like I saved his
Speaker 1: dog hit by a car, Like you would have thought
Speaker 1: I saved his dog for being hit black car. He
Speaker 1: could not believe it that. He thought I was in
Speaker 1: danger of dying doing that. But then you see Cody
Speaker 1: Grimmle like two years later, said slaps the gator on
Speaker 1: the ass. You know, it's just.
Speaker 3: Caters are fast too, though, but like it, Yeah, they're
Speaker 3: scared of you though.
Speaker 2: Yeah, I guess I saw a deal on Instagram of
Speaker 2: a saltwater crocodile swimming almost forty miles an hour, and
Speaker 2: it's like, I'm out on.
Speaker 1: That, bro.
Speaker 2: Yeah, I don't want to get in the water with them.
Speaker 2: You don't want to get in the water with them,
Speaker 2: for sure.
Speaker 1: Yeah, no, no, uh uh no, dude, I'm one of
Speaker 1: those guys that won't get in the ocean, like past
Speaker 1: my knees. I can't stand. I just do not do
Speaker 1: the ocean. That's the one place I'm like, uh uh,
Speaker 1: that's in where I'm supposed to be. I don't swim
Speaker 1: great to start with knees. I'm at the knees. That's it.
Speaker 3: That sound bad.
Speaker 2: I mean I grew up, That's I grew up just
Speaker 2: going out there all the time. So I never thought
Speaker 2: about it. Yeah, if they had like an infrared camera,
Speaker 2: who the hell knows what's out there?
Speaker 3: I mean, freaking you have no idea.
Speaker 2: I mean, I probably swam past a million sharks in
Speaker 2: my life, but the first time I actually saw a
Speaker 2: shark in the freaking water was well, I saw one
Speaker 2: in the Caymans because I was we're stranded snorkeling. I
Speaker 2: just went back to shore. But fuck, but it was small.
Speaker 2: It was small. The tarpins freaked me out more because
Speaker 2: by the time I got back to shore, they had
Speaker 2: this bell and they fed the tarpins and they all
Speaker 2: came freaking in and there was like hundreds of tarpain
Speaker 2: coming in. They have teeth, dude, They're like pretty big.
Speaker 2: So I didn't know what was what. And the guy
Speaker 2: he thinks he's being he's tarp and I like climb
Speaker 2: up the little step ladder deal on the dock, and
Speaker 2: he's like, I was like, brow our boat.
Speaker 3: I was in Meyer's boat. Our boats died.
Speaker 2: Meyer's like, I am going to kill myself and my
Speaker 2: other buddies like probably not as strong enough swimmer, and
Speaker 2: like I'll do it. And it was a mile and
Speaker 2: I was hugging booies like it took it took an hour,
Speaker 2: like I was hugging booies to get to shore.
Speaker 1: It was.
Speaker 2: And we were on the shelf when I got there.
Speaker 2: So it's one hundred and fifty feet deep, so it's
Speaker 2: kind of cool. And then all of a sudden you
Speaker 2: see a couple weird looking animals way below you that
Speaker 2: you do not want to see. And then all of
Speaker 2: a sudden, I was like, oh boy, here we go.
Speaker 1: Dude.
Speaker 2: So I well, so I walked back. I get the
Speaker 2: key out of the condo that we're staying in for
Speaker 2: the van. He's like, go get the van, Go get
Speaker 2: this guy. This guy will get a boat and he'll
Speaker 2: fix it, he'll toew it whatever. Oh anyway, they end
Speaker 2: up finding a toe. But I get the van to
Speaker 2: drive back and I forget that it's on the wrong
Speaker 2: side of the goddang road because I was in the
Speaker 2: spear world the whole time driving. I wasn't even paying attention,
Speaker 2: not driving, but like riding. Like I got in the cab,
Speaker 2: I went to the deal, I got out. I never
Speaker 2: got in another car until we went back to the
Speaker 2: airport and left.
Speaker 3: So all of a sudden, I get a whu and
Speaker 3: I'm like, what the And then I'm like, oh, the we're.
Speaker 2: On the wrong side of the road here, bro, Like
Speaker 2: I figured that out real quick.
Speaker 1: Oh, Myra, Mark I getting in there. I'll just down
Speaker 1: this boat.
Speaker 3: Yes, somebody's got to be here in case it starts
Speaker 3: working to drive it in. I was like, God, dang,
Speaker 3: you all right, here we go. I think Martin Flores
Speaker 3: was with us too. Oh man. It was a it
Speaker 3: was a situation, but not bad.
Speaker 1: We made it.
Speaker 3: We freaking survived. But that's that's that.
Speaker 1: Man. Yeah, let's can't do the ocean. I can't do
Speaker 1: the ocean.
Speaker 3: What's going on, dude? LS was like winning everything, man.
Speaker 1: I know, yeah, what a hell of a You know
Speaker 1: what they're doing this year, it's the women. The women.
Speaker 1: The women's athletics program at LSU this year is just
Speaker 1: absolutely kicking everyone's teeth in this year. We got a
Speaker 1: national championship in women's basketball. The gymnastics team lost in
Speaker 1: the national championship a couple of days ago at Dicky's
Speaker 1: Arena here in Fort Worth, so you know, they they
Speaker 1: made it to the final four. The women's golf team
Speaker 1: is third in the country. They just lost in the
Speaker 1: semifinals of the SEC championship. Yeah. Women women's sports are
Speaker 1: kicking ass. Baseball is number one in the country. I
Speaker 1: don't know, there's a lot of money down there in
Speaker 1: the n I L baton rouge sector. It's I think
Speaker 1: they're they've got a pretty healthy nil budget, which is
Speaker 1: what it's all about nowadays. Uh. Yeah, we've been hitting
Speaker 1: the transfer portal hard for basketball and they just got
Speaker 1: a seven footer from Nevada transferred in. They haven't lost
Speaker 1: and they haven't lost a series in baseball yet this year.
Speaker 1: So yeah, things are looking good. Man. Frogs were looking
Speaker 1: good until they dropped to UNC Wilmington this past weekend.
Speaker 1: What the hell was that?
Speaker 3: I don't know.
Speaker 2: I went to some tc I went to the TCU
Speaker 2: Tech games and the first one they were up nine
Speaker 2: to zero the Frogs and lost. It was twenty to sixteen.
Speaker 2: It was the longest game I've ever been to in
Speaker 2: my life. It was blowing like forty miles an hour.
Speaker 2: Down went and pop ups were just soaring over the fence. Yeah,
Speaker 2: total disaster. And then the next the next day it
Speaker 2: was it was I don't know, a lot of a
Speaker 2: lot of scoring runs, but it's it's it's fine, that's it.
Speaker 1: Yeah.
Speaker 2: But yeah, dude, I'm going to Florida, little little tournament
Speaker 2: next week that I got the PGA Club Professional Championship
Speaker 2: in Albuquerque, and then freaking then Nelson after that, and
Speaker 2: if I finished top twenty in whatever PGA, it might
Speaker 2: be gone for a month.
Speaker 1: It's just pretty much a tour player for the next month.
Speaker 2: Only one of those was a tour event I mentioned,
Speaker 2: but whose haven't played golf with the course with the
Speaker 2: sandtrap in six months, so I don't know.
Speaker 1: He's well, you did it at twelve hundred yard drive
Speaker 1: the other day. One last thing, who's winning the Lived
Speaker 1: Golf Adelaide Australia event this week. I think it's gotta
Speaker 1: be cam Smith.
Speaker 2: I was gonna say in Aussie, I bet you Cam
Speaker 2: Smith has got a lot of heat on him or
Speaker 2: not heat. But I think they want to win, like Leishman.
Speaker 2: I think those guys freaking want to win Man.
Speaker 1: But yeah, they sold seventy five thousand tickets for the
Speaker 1: opening round. That's seventy five thousand. That's a lot like Scottsdale,
Speaker 1: you know, TPC Scottsdale, the Phoenix Open. They always bragged
Speaker 1: that they had two hundred thousand people on Saturday out there,
Speaker 1: and that's probably true just from being being there, that's
Speaker 1: probably an accurate statement. Seventy five thousand is a shitload though.
Speaker 1: That's a lot of people on golf course comparative and
Speaker 1: Nelson's great. Yeah, that's probably like the Nelson used to
Speaker 1: be back in you know, the mid two thousands, like
Speaker 1: when we were playing. When it is.
Speaker 2: Bigger, if it's bigger now, it's bigger now though, because
Speaker 2: coig Range is so spread out. They have corporate tents
Speaker 2: and huge corporate things on every single hole.
Speaker 3: Uh uh yeah, every hole?
Speaker 2: Yeah, every hole, well not one, I mean, yeah, dude,
Speaker 2: the whole entire on the other side of the road,
Speaker 2: the clubhouse side of the road. Corporate on every hole
Speaker 2: on the clubhouse side of the road. So that's at
Speaker 2: least what thirteen holes?
Speaker 1: Yeah, wow, I didn't know that. I'm that's so far
Speaker 1: up there. I don't like to get up. There's an
Speaker 1: hour from here, so it feels like it's in a
Speaker 1: different state.
Speaker 3: But it's cool.
Speaker 2: Though, Like TP yeah, yeah, freaking count TPC at seventeen
Speaker 2: they like did a clone of that?
Speaker 1: Are you still going to have like one caddy per hole?
Speaker 1: You know, auction it off on every tea box.
Speaker 3: That's a good idea.
Speaker 2: I might do that if anyone is interested, I will
Speaker 2: wear your logo on my shirt and I will have
Speaker 2: one caddy per hole for ten grand. So I want
Speaker 2: to be guaranteed at least three hundred and sixty racks
Speaker 2: to play in this golf tournament, with two percent going
Speaker 2: to charity of my choice.
Speaker 1: Yes, that would be amazing though, if you if you
Speaker 1: said on every t box and just took the highest
Speaker 1: bedder for caddies, and like just they had to bring
Speaker 1: you a shirt with their logo on it. You change
Speaker 1: shirts every hole and caddies every hole for the highest bedder,
Speaker 1: that'd be amazing. All right, that's good, We've.
Speaker 3: Shirt had the whole deal.
Speaker 2: I'll do it if I can get if I can
Speaker 2: get thirty six people to pay me ten grand apiece,
Speaker 2: I will change my clothes so much faster than everyone.
Speaker 2: I'll change my clothes on every hole, shirt hat, the
Speaker 2: whole deal, and you get to caddy.
Speaker 3: For me on that specific on that specific hole, and
Speaker 3: if I make.
Speaker 2: The cut, If I make the cut, I'll give you
Speaker 2: a diss a ten percent discount, but the same deal
Speaker 2: you have to do on the weekend, so you.
Speaker 1: Have to double down, but i'll give you. I'll give
Speaker 1: you one thousand dollars back. Nice. All right. Well that's
Speaker 1: the ftp Awa. All right, that's another episode for the people.
Speaker 1: Let's go