WEBVTT 1 00:00:01.639 --> 00:00:03.640 And we can't let that happen. We just can't let 2 00:00:03.720 --> 00:00:07.080 that happen on this podcast because we are for the people. 3 00:00:09.240 --> 00:00:11.039 At the end of the day, the guy's a hell 4 00:00:11.039 --> 00:00:12.919 of a player beyond nails. 5 00:00:15.439 --> 00:00:17.719 That is the hardest part three of the PJ Tour. 6 00:00:18.079 --> 00:00:24.960 It's a hybrid three iired or four iron every day. 7 00:00:23.320 --> 00:00:24.199 It's for the people. 8 00:00:24.440 --> 00:00:27.879 You're the last group off off a split tea horseshoe 9 00:00:27.879 --> 00:00:29.920 on number ten and you do a happy gill more. 10 00:00:30.039 --> 00:00:30.879 What the hell's wrong with that? 11 00:00:32.920 --> 00:00:35.560 Well? I feel as if all I do is say 12 00:00:35.560 --> 00:00:40.520 we're back because it's the most sporadic podcast of all time. 13 00:00:40.640 --> 00:00:45.679 Here we are just being bozohead here, just talking about 14 00:00:45.759 --> 00:00:48.679 golf life whatever. Spencer Levine wins on the corn Ferry Tour, 15 00:00:48.759 --> 00:00:53.600 first win in eighteen years as a pro. He's been 16 00:00:53.799 --> 00:00:59.280 the only two time co hosts that we've had for 17 00:00:59.359 --> 00:01:01.799 the people. So far. He has come on twice. Nobody 18 00:01:01.799 --> 00:01:05.000 else has come on twice, So big day for our guy. Steen. 19 00:01:05.560 --> 00:01:07.400 He's not on here today. We'll get him back soon. 20 00:01:07.519 --> 00:01:09.200 But what'd you make of that, Gleen? 21 00:01:09.959 --> 00:01:12.079 I thought it was awesome. It's kind of like we 22 00:01:12.120 --> 00:01:14.519 only do our podcast during the majors. Like we did 23 00:01:14.560 --> 00:01:17.920 a we just had the Masters, so I think last 24 00:01:17.959 --> 00:01:20.319 year we had a pretty nice street going where we're 25 00:01:20.359 --> 00:01:23.159 only doing it during the Majors, so have a day 26 00:01:23.200 --> 00:01:23.480 with that. 27 00:01:23.519 --> 00:01:25.760 Steen's thing was awesome. I am not gonna lie. 28 00:01:25.920 --> 00:01:28.400 I was not following it until, like right at the 29 00:01:28.519 --> 00:01:31.959 very end, know what was going on because he was back. 30 00:01:32.000 --> 00:01:34.079 He was a ways back. I mean he was up there, 31 00:01:34.319 --> 00:01:38.959 he was up near the lead, but he was, you know, 32 00:01:39.359 --> 00:01:41.480 quite a few shots behind it. I just didn't know. 33 00:01:41.599 --> 00:01:44.040 But I was just like, shit, the guy Monday qualified. 34 00:01:44.079 --> 00:01:46.040 He's playing awesome. At least he's going to get in 35 00:01:46.120 --> 00:01:48.480 the rest of the events this year after the shuffles, 36 00:01:48.640 --> 00:01:51.120 you know. So I was like, oh, that's cool now, dude, 37 00:01:51.159 --> 00:01:53.400 after you win your gold, I mean, you're not guaranteed 38 00:01:53.439 --> 00:01:57.159 a tour card, but like pretty freaking good shape and 39 00:01:57.239 --> 00:02:00.439 he doesn't have to like fiddle around next year for 40 00:02:00.439 --> 00:02:02.879 some reason, he doesn't quite get his card or whatever. 41 00:02:03.439 --> 00:02:05.439 He at least has. He knows where the hell he's 42 00:02:05.480 --> 00:02:08.039 playing now for a while at worst, right, which is 43 00:02:08.039 --> 00:02:09.919 a pretty good spot to be for him, who's been 44 00:02:09.919 --> 00:02:13.159 doing so many Monday shooters. He's almost vested in his 45 00:02:13.199 --> 00:02:14.840 tour deal. I saw he as like one hundred and 46 00:02:14.879 --> 00:02:18.039 forty six or seven cuts or something like that. So 47 00:02:18.439 --> 00:02:21.879 three more for his category if he gets back. 48 00:02:21.759 --> 00:02:23.560 On is good. And he's been playing well anyway. 49 00:02:23.560 --> 00:02:27.919 He got into Vegas, you know, not not too long ago, really, 50 00:02:28.199 --> 00:02:29.479 I know it was a little while back, but he 51 00:02:29.520 --> 00:02:34.080 got into Vegas just freaking good. Yeah this Brett Drew 52 00:02:34.120 --> 00:02:36.800 has been playing nails all year. But yeah, to start this, 53 00:02:37.080 --> 00:02:42.240 to start the day, let's see steamshot steamshot eight underdude, 54 00:02:43.120 --> 00:02:45.879 and and Brett who has been playing awesome all year. 55 00:02:45.879 --> 00:02:48.319 I think he shot even Yeah, so he was he 56 00:02:48.439 --> 00:02:49.159 was seven back. 57 00:02:49.919 --> 00:02:53.599 Yeah. So Stein switched to the happy Gilmore method of putting. 58 00:02:54.039 --> 00:02:55.960 Yeah, last time we talked him, did he still do 59 00:02:56.039 --> 00:02:57.360 that in this? Did he win with that? 60 00:02:57.599 --> 00:02:59.960 Yeah? They showed him making like a four footer on 61 00:03:00.080 --> 00:03:02.560 eighteen for Berdie. I mean it's full Gilmore. He's got 62 00:03:02.599 --> 00:03:05.800 the left hand up high, right hand down low. That's 63 00:03:05.879 --> 00:03:08.759 like the right hand, dude, the right hand has got 64 00:03:08.800 --> 00:03:11.240 to be like twenty four inches from the ground. I 65 00:03:11.240 --> 00:03:14.800 mean it's way down there. And he's just happy Gilmore 66 00:03:14.960 --> 00:03:19.879 just slapshot right in the whole four feet w and yeah, 67 00:03:19.919 --> 00:03:21.919 it's just things you love to see. It was his 68 00:03:22.120 --> 00:03:29.199 first victory on any tour sanctioned tours. So Spencer Levine 69 00:03:29.360 --> 00:03:31.319 was one of the world's best amaters. He was one 70 00:03:31.360 --> 00:03:34.000 of the world's best amaters coming out of college. He's shit, 71 00:03:34.080 --> 00:03:36.080 he's probably only he's thirty eight, so he's a couple 72 00:03:36.080 --> 00:03:38.520 of years younger than you. He's a couple of years 73 00:03:38.560 --> 00:03:40.639 older than me. But he was one of the world's 74 00:03:40.639 --> 00:03:42.919 best amateurs coming out and went to New Mexico kind 75 00:03:42.919 --> 00:03:46.240 of a back then, he's had kids and he's like 76 00:03:46.240 --> 00:03:48.560 settled down. He's sober, y'all. Y'all heard him on FTP. 77 00:03:48.719 --> 00:03:52.520 But back then just chief and SIGs, drinking bud light 78 00:03:52.560 --> 00:03:56.479 every night, staying out late, like we did all of that, 79 00:03:56.759 --> 00:03:58.759 me and him together on the PGA tour. But he 80 00:03:58.840 --> 00:04:02.479 was doing it ten years before that. Now sober for 81 00:04:02.560 --> 00:04:06.759 eighteen months, slapshot and putts in like happy Gillmore and boom, 82 00:04:06.919 --> 00:04:08.599 first victory. Maybe that's the secret. 83 00:04:09.000 --> 00:04:10.360 Yeah, he actually so. 84 00:04:10.639 --> 00:04:13.080 I think he was like a junior or a freshman, sorry, 85 00:04:13.080 --> 00:04:16.240 when I was maybe a junior and heh he went 86 00:04:16.279 --> 00:04:18.720 to UCLA actually, and I don't know what the exact 87 00:04:18.720 --> 00:04:21.639 scenario is there, but he ended up going to New 88 00:04:21.680 --> 00:04:26.360 Mexico after UCLA. There's probably something involved, But yeah, dude, 89 00:04:26.360 --> 00:04:28.439 I remember, and I mean I think I was playing 90 00:04:28.439 --> 00:04:33.199 the USAM one year in Wingfoot, and I was at 91 00:04:33.240 --> 00:04:37.720 most twenty one, twenty maybe twenty two, but I'm three 92 00:04:37.800 --> 00:04:41.720 years older than him, and he's just so for age reference. 93 00:04:41.720 --> 00:04:43.279 And we're at a PF Changs and he's just sitting 94 00:04:43.279 --> 00:04:44.920 at the bar by himself, and this is when you 95 00:04:44.920 --> 00:04:48.000 could still burn Keeters in the bar just drinking some 96 00:04:48.079 --> 00:04:50.519 bud lights before the match play of Wingfoot. I missed 97 00:04:50.519 --> 00:04:52.079 it by a million, and he was like the five 98 00:04:52.160 --> 00:04:55.199 seed and just deleting bud lights and chief and SIGs 99 00:04:55.279 --> 00:04:58.079 is like a night. And when Spence was young, dude, 100 00:04:58.199 --> 00:05:01.040 he looked freaking young. He wasn't like like if he 101 00:05:01.079 --> 00:05:03.160 even saw his picture now. I guess maybe you think 102 00:05:03.160 --> 00:05:05.360 he could be the age that he looks, but bro, 103 00:05:05.439 --> 00:05:08.680 when he was like when he was nineteen twenty twenty one, 104 00:05:08.720 --> 00:05:09.959 he looked like a kid man. 105 00:05:10.480 --> 00:05:11.199 He still does. 106 00:05:11.399 --> 00:05:13.600 So he obviously was rocking a fake idea. I don't 107 00:05:13.600 --> 00:05:16.680 care what kind of sketchy establishment you're in. PF Changs 108 00:05:16.720 --> 00:05:18.839 at least has some sort of standards and like he 109 00:05:18.920 --> 00:05:21.240 must have had a nails id to get to just 110 00:05:21.360 --> 00:05:23.959 delete beers and chief SIGs and at chanks. 111 00:05:24.199 --> 00:05:26.959 Yeah, we love a sixteen man. There's so many, so 112 00:05:27.000 --> 00:05:29.160 many good times with him. But it was so cool 113 00:05:29.199 --> 00:05:31.120 like it brought it almost literally brought a tear in 114 00:05:31.160 --> 00:05:35.600 my eye watching him, watching him win on Sunday, especially 115 00:05:35.680 --> 00:05:37.879 in the way he did it. You know, he was 116 00:05:38.480 --> 00:05:42.360 seven back Monday qualifier, shoots, also shoots eight under in 117 00:05:42.399 --> 00:05:45.079 the Monday shooter on Monday to qualify, and then he 118 00:05:45.120 --> 00:05:47.920 caps the week off with him eight under almost a 119 00:05:47.959 --> 00:05:51.000 week later to win the golf tournament. So couldn't happen 120 00:05:51.000 --> 00:05:53.319 to a better dude. Dude's got the biggest heart that 121 00:05:53.600 --> 00:05:57.160 in the entire world professional golf. Oh so bad about it. 122 00:05:57.600 --> 00:06:05.120 But anyway, rest I applied for Ameter status again again again? 123 00:06:05.319 --> 00:06:06.519 Is it another six years? 124 00:06:06.519 --> 00:06:08.040 Again? No? 125 00:06:08.319 --> 00:06:12.160 So what does does it count? You let your backtrack? 126 00:06:12.399 --> 00:06:15.000 Yeah that I didn't know that either, so as long 127 00:06:15.000 --> 00:06:17.000 as you hadn't made a check or whatever. 128 00:06:17.160 --> 00:06:19.639 So yeah, that's exactly right. They do it. I didn't 129 00:06:19.680 --> 00:06:22.120 know this, but they do it based on the last 130 00:06:22.120 --> 00:06:25.920 time you made over one thousand dollars playing golf, So 131 00:06:26.600 --> 00:06:28.560 you know, we're not going to count the times that 132 00:06:28.600 --> 00:06:30.560 you've come to Fort Worth and lost more than one 133 00:06:30.560 --> 00:06:31.240 thousand dollars. 134 00:06:31.600 --> 00:06:32.759 Shit, yeah, yeah, yeah, But. 135 00:06:33.319 --> 00:06:38.160 The one thousand dollars technically on the books was June 136 00:06:38.199 --> 00:06:41.120 of twenty nineteen, so that's almost four years, and four 137 00:06:41.199 --> 00:06:44.720 years was the original timeframe they gave me five years ago. 138 00:06:44.839 --> 00:06:48.920 So we'll see if I'm able to go back to 139 00:06:49.319 --> 00:06:52.680 June of twenty nineteen as basically the last time I 140 00:06:52.720 --> 00:06:57.000 played professional golf. I don't see how they keep me 141 00:06:57.040 --> 00:07:00.160 from getting it back in June of this year, which 142 00:07:00.160 --> 00:07:02.720 would be amazing, because I've had the only reason I 143 00:07:02.759 --> 00:07:03.959 want to do it. I want to play. I want 144 00:07:03.959 --> 00:07:06.879 to play member guests. Man, I'm playing a member guest 145 00:07:06.920 --> 00:07:09.360 next week, like I was supposed to play in the 146 00:07:09.399 --> 00:07:14.120 Midland Country Club. Yeah, the Classic they call it over there. 147 00:07:14.199 --> 00:07:16.360 It's an ABCN a D It's a four man deal 148 00:07:16.680 --> 00:07:18.240 and you have to have like a certain amount of 149 00:07:18.240 --> 00:07:21.319 handicaps to add up to twelve or something like that. Anyway, 150 00:07:21.639 --> 00:07:23.160 we had it all set up. We had asked the 151 00:07:23.160 --> 00:07:26.560 head pro like people that cared about it. Everybody's like, yeah, sure, 152 00:07:26.600 --> 00:07:30.680 bring Peterson, whatever's cool, And then like sure, shit, this week. 153 00:07:30.920 --> 00:07:34.120 You know, the tournament's three weeks out, you know, gets 154 00:07:34.120 --> 00:07:36.279 called by the board. No, I'm not sorry. You can't 155 00:07:36.279 --> 00:07:39.680 bring a pro after it had been cleared for a 156 00:07:39.759 --> 00:07:43.600 month beforehand. So somebody wrote some stink about it. I 157 00:07:43.639 --> 00:07:46.800 totally understand it. I just wish they would have said 158 00:07:46.839 --> 00:07:48.519 it from the beginning. So I said, the hell with it. 159 00:07:48.680 --> 00:07:50.319 I'll just get my understands. But what do I need? 160 00:07:50.360 --> 00:07:52.360 What I needed for I'm not ever playing pro golf 161 00:07:52.399 --> 00:07:55.600 again ever, like, might as well play some member guests. 162 00:07:56.600 --> 00:08:01.680 Yeah, they dude a lot of club, especially like the 163 00:08:01.800 --> 00:08:05.800 really nice ones. They they'll have an open division and 164 00:08:05.839 --> 00:08:07.199 they don't care who plays with who. 165 00:08:07.399 --> 00:08:09.240 That's kind of like a new thing people are starting 166 00:08:09.279 --> 00:08:09.480 to do. 167 00:08:09.920 --> 00:08:10.600 Where are you playing? 168 00:08:10.680 --> 00:08:12.360 I like it, And if you're a really good am 169 00:08:12.399 --> 00:08:15.839 playing it, you know what I mean, because they're. 170 00:08:15.480 --> 00:08:16.319 You're playing next week. 171 00:08:17.279 --> 00:08:20.240 My cousin's in Florida, so there's another couple of other 172 00:08:20.319 --> 00:08:22.920 corn Ferry guys or whatever. But his his I look, 173 00:08:23.480 --> 00:08:26.920 it's handicapped. So he's like, he's a four point eight 174 00:08:26.959 --> 00:08:28.560 and I'm a plus five point one. 175 00:08:29.079 --> 00:08:32.679 So our team handicap is a plus zero point three. 176 00:08:33.200 --> 00:08:36.080 And then they flight you after your partner, they flight you, 177 00:08:37.080 --> 00:08:41.440 and it's all handicapped in the flight. So you play 178 00:08:41.480 --> 00:08:44.279 everyone in your flight three days. You play every single 179 00:08:44.320 --> 00:08:47.200 team in nine hole match, and it's like a it's 180 00:08:47.240 --> 00:08:50.120 a zero point, a one point, or a two point. 181 00:08:50.159 --> 00:08:52.799 I guess if like there's probably like a loss, a tie, 182 00:08:52.960 --> 00:08:55.840 and a win. Right, you play somebody different every time, 183 00:08:55.919 --> 00:08:58.600 so you keep a record and keep a record, and 184 00:08:58.600 --> 00:09:00.639 then you have a handicap. I mean, I guess you 185 00:09:00.720 --> 00:09:01.879 just have to have a handicap. 186 00:09:01.960 --> 00:09:02.399 That's it. 187 00:09:02.480 --> 00:09:05.000 But yeah, there's we're not even the best team, like 188 00:09:05.320 --> 00:09:07.960 I mean four, because if you know, if two four 189 00:09:07.960 --> 00:09:10.919 point eight's play, that's probably that's probably like first flight. 190 00:09:10.960 --> 00:09:13.480 That's probably not even presidents. I would guess right. 191 00:09:13.440 --> 00:09:15.559 That they combined, that's going to be under five probably 192 00:09:15.639 --> 00:09:17.120 to be in the championship. 193 00:09:17.200 --> 00:09:18.879 Yeah, I mean two, Yeah, I mean two guys that 194 00:09:19.000 --> 00:09:23.519 are four point eight's probably average high seventies. Ish can 195 00:09:23.559 --> 00:09:26.720 maybe shoot low seventies if they career, but they're shooting 196 00:09:26.799 --> 00:09:32.000 high seventies or eighties. Yeah, and yeah, So there's a 197 00:09:32.120 --> 00:09:33.759 there's a group and I don't know if they're brothers 198 00:09:33.799 --> 00:09:35.480 or father son or what they're but they're both like 199 00:09:35.519 --> 00:09:38.159 plus two points something they actually have to give us 200 00:09:38.240 --> 00:09:40.919 pops when we play maybe one, it's just nine to 201 00:09:40.919 --> 00:09:41.480 hold matches. 202 00:09:41.519 --> 00:09:43.120 So I'm not quite sure what's up anyway. Anat here, 203 00:09:43.240 --> 00:09:44.159 it's all them. I play with them. 204 00:09:44.240 --> 00:09:46.919 But the new thing is like and they do it. 205 00:09:46.919 --> 00:09:49.360 It's just they have an open division. It doesn't matter 206 00:09:49.399 --> 00:09:50.960 who who the hell you are, because some of these 207 00:09:50.960 --> 00:09:53.879 members want like Tiger Woods, they play in but like 208 00:09:53.919 --> 00:09:55.759 if you or somebody else want to play, they don't care. 209 00:09:55.919 --> 00:09:57.639 And if the amateurs are really good, they sign up 210 00:09:57.639 --> 00:09:59.200 for the Open. If not, they're in the championship. And 211 00:09:59.200 --> 00:10:01.960 they still get the same shit they've always got, you know, 212 00:10:02.000 --> 00:10:03.480 their Calcutta and all that crap. 213 00:10:03.600 --> 00:10:06.399 Right, That's that's the thing about it. Like I don't 214 00:10:06.519 --> 00:10:09.840 I've never understood. And this is the one in Middland 215 00:10:09.840 --> 00:10:13.559 Country Club. It's a it's an ABCD. Like you have 216 00:10:13.600 --> 00:10:16.279 a handicap, I have a handicap. I'm my handicaps the 217 00:10:16.399 --> 00:10:19.519 exact same. It's plus five plus five point one, I think, 218 00:10:20.120 --> 00:10:23.080 and that's you know, I log every single round I play, 219 00:10:23.080 --> 00:10:25.799 put it in there and it's totally legit. So I 220 00:10:25.840 --> 00:10:29.720 really don't understand why they make such a stink, and 221 00:10:29.759 --> 00:10:32.080 that's just it's not just this this one. It's you know, 222 00:10:32.480 --> 00:10:36.440 most member guests don't allow pros. I'd say probably eighty 223 00:10:36.440 --> 00:10:41.480 percent of clubs in the country don't allow active professionals 224 00:10:41.480 --> 00:10:44.000 to be in their member guess. And I don't really 225 00:10:44.080 --> 00:10:46.440 understand it, especially if you have a have a handicap 226 00:10:46.519 --> 00:10:48.799 and it's a net deal, you're at such a disadvantage anyway, 227 00:10:49.480 --> 00:10:51.559 like it's almost impossible to win. 228 00:10:52.120 --> 00:10:54.320 Yeah, I mean, if we were playing higher handicaps, we 229 00:10:54.399 --> 00:10:55.159 get our ass beat. 230 00:10:55.320 --> 00:10:59.039 It's it's like the opposite of gross, Like we'd rather 231 00:10:59.120 --> 00:11:01.960 play the better, better players. I mean, can you imagine 232 00:11:01.960 --> 00:11:05.080 playing a twenty eight and you got to give them 233 00:11:05.080 --> 00:11:07.279 two pops on a par three? 234 00:11:07.360 --> 00:11:08.559 I mean you had no chance. 235 00:11:09.360 --> 00:11:11.399 Like if you don't, if you don't, if you don't 236 00:11:11.399 --> 00:11:14.559 freaking fire right in the cup, I mean you. 237 00:11:14.480 --> 00:11:16.440 Can literally make a hole and want to lose the hole. 238 00:11:17.759 --> 00:11:22.240 Yeah, exactly exactly. I don't. I don't really understand that. 239 00:11:23.080 --> 00:11:24.600 And I think there's a lot of clubs that are 240 00:11:24.600 --> 00:11:28.279 going to the pro scratch deal, which is which is cool. 241 00:11:28.480 --> 00:11:31.080 I think pro scratches are really they're fun for everybody 242 00:11:31.559 --> 00:11:34.559 because pros get to hang out and you know, be 243 00:11:34.720 --> 00:11:36.960 normal and riding cars, drink beer and hang out with 244 00:11:37.320 --> 00:11:41.720 guys or pro members, pro scratches, whatever whatever you call it. 245 00:11:41.759 --> 00:11:45.600 And you're seeing more of those pop up. But yeah, 246 00:11:45.639 --> 00:11:48.000 man trying to get on the Walker Cup twenty thirty. 247 00:11:48.120 --> 00:11:51.639 You know, Oh God, wouldn't that be some shit? I 248 00:11:51.679 --> 00:11:52.240 would love it. 249 00:11:53.080 --> 00:11:56.279 I mean, those those guys, I could only I can 250 00:11:56.320 --> 00:11:59.519 only imagine the captain just wearing the wrong shoes and shirt, 251 00:11:59.600 --> 00:12:02.759 freaking the team. The only one that's not dressed correctly 252 00:12:02.759 --> 00:12:05.559 on the whole squad is the captain getting them to 253 00:12:05.600 --> 00:12:08.519 the getting them to the course seven minutes before the 254 00:12:08.559 --> 00:12:09.480 first guy pegs it. 255 00:12:10.919 --> 00:12:11.639 You couldn't do it. 256 00:12:11.679 --> 00:12:14.000 You lose your mind to call it. They're so slow, dude. 257 00:12:14.039 --> 00:12:16.840 I mean, I'm not gonna say all pros are slow, 258 00:12:16.879 --> 00:12:20.039 all college kids are slow, but freaking college golf has 259 00:12:20.080 --> 00:12:22.639 gotten I was watching online the other day, has gotten 260 00:12:22.759 --> 00:12:23.360 slow as shit. 261 00:12:23.799 --> 00:12:27.320 Yeah, were you watching the one in college station? Uh? 262 00:12:27.399 --> 00:12:30.879 Phoenix maybe or Scott. It's like a preview because that's 263 00:12:30.879 --> 00:12:33.120 where MCA's is. It was like the preview or whatever. 264 00:12:33.159 --> 00:12:37.120 Maybe in Phoenix at Thunderbird or whatever it's called Thunderbird. 265 00:12:37.559 --> 00:12:40.039 But yeah, it's gotten. It's gotten pretty slow. 266 00:12:40.080 --> 00:12:43.720 Man. But yeah, every single time, every single freaking time 267 00:12:44.000 --> 00:12:48.240 that they show a shot on TV. It's not it's 268 00:12:48.279 --> 00:12:52.120 not horrible because when they show a shot on TV, 269 00:12:52.399 --> 00:12:55.039 like they're pretty much cutting into it right before they hit, 270 00:12:55.080 --> 00:12:57.519 and sometimes guys still take thirty seconds after they've been 271 00:12:57.519 --> 00:13:01.480 looking at it for a minute. But and you when 272 00:13:01.519 --> 00:13:03.480 you're watching like a live feed of golf, if you're 273 00:13:03.480 --> 00:13:06.399 watching ESPN Plus on the PGA Tour and they're like 274 00:13:06.559 --> 00:13:09.799 live with the group, it's a freaking disaster. You'll lose 275 00:13:09.799 --> 00:13:12.200 your mind. And then the college feed like they don't 276 00:13:12.200 --> 00:13:14.919 have all the cameras. But dude, it's it's so bad. 277 00:13:15.000 --> 00:13:17.399 Slow play has gotten. Slow play has gotten awful. 278 00:13:17.559 --> 00:13:18.159 Like I couldn't. 279 00:13:18.200 --> 00:13:21.240 I couldn't freaking handle it. I don't think. Yeah, like 280 00:13:21.279 --> 00:13:23.559 the Nelson last year, I was the last group obviously 281 00:13:23.960 --> 00:13:27.879 the GGA pick or whatever. And it's fine because you're 282 00:13:27.879 --> 00:13:30.480 playing tour event and it's cool, But dude, we get 283 00:13:30.639 --> 00:13:33.679 week out that is some slow. You got to prepare 284 00:13:33.720 --> 00:13:34.960 yourself big time. 285 00:13:35.200 --> 00:13:39.440 Yeah. Yeah, golf is just getting really really slow. And 286 00:13:39.759 --> 00:13:41.879 I don't think it was any more evident than at 287 00:13:41.919 --> 00:13:45.480 the Masters. Dude, I saw that John Rahman and Brooks 288 00:13:45.559 --> 00:13:50.879 Kepka waited nine ninety minutes. They waited ninety minutes on Sunday, 289 00:13:51.039 --> 00:13:56.320 just waiting, like sitting there, Yeah, doing nothing. Yeah like, 290 00:13:56.360 --> 00:13:59.960 that's that's insane. That should never happen, and it will 291 00:14:00.120 --> 00:14:04.360 happen until they start stroking players. They're going to have 292 00:14:04.399 --> 00:14:06.559 to start stroking players. That's the only time. That's the 293 00:14:06.559 --> 00:14:09.840 only thing they'll fix it. Money doesn't matter. These guys 294 00:14:09.840 --> 00:14:13.000 don't give a shit about Yeah, they're a ten thousand 295 00:14:13.039 --> 00:14:16.000 dollars fine for slow play. They don't fucking care because 296 00:14:16.039 --> 00:14:18.799 the next SHOT's worth way more than that anyway. Yeah, 297 00:14:18.879 --> 00:14:20.600 you know, they might as well just take their time. 298 00:14:20.759 --> 00:14:23.679 So baseball's got so much better this year, dude, with 299 00:14:23.720 --> 00:14:26.679 this pitcher's clock and the batter's clock. God dang, they 300 00:14:26.720 --> 00:14:28.120 got to get in there and hit it. Like you 301 00:14:28.159 --> 00:14:29.600 can have a clock. People are like, how are they 302 00:14:29.600 --> 00:14:31.159 going to do it? The PGA Tour can have an 303 00:14:31.200 --> 00:14:33.240 official with every group. You can get a section guy 304 00:14:33.600 --> 00:14:35.039 to be with every group. I mean, give me a 305 00:14:35.039 --> 00:14:37.799 freaking break. It's the easiest thing on the god dann 306 00:14:37.879 --> 00:14:43.000 planning to fix but the Masters. So we went Sunday 307 00:14:43.720 --> 00:14:47.720 and you never watched more little golf than when you're 308 00:14:47.759 --> 00:14:51.039 at an actual golf tournament. Like you watch so much 309 00:14:51.080 --> 00:14:53.639 more golf on TV when you're watching it because the 310 00:14:53.720 --> 00:14:56.799 camera's like all over the course, like at the Master especially, 311 00:14:56.840 --> 00:14:58.679 there's a ton of people, Like you're only watching like 312 00:14:58.799 --> 00:15:01.320 on the whole you're at and then it's so hilly 313 00:15:01.559 --> 00:15:03.879 you're walking fifty miles to somewhere else. You like want 314 00:15:03.919 --> 00:15:06.480 to pick your spot, grab a few beers, cheat beers 315 00:15:06.480 --> 00:15:08.679 from the deal. We had those Berkman's badges, so those 316 00:15:08.679 --> 00:15:12.679 are like freaking the hardest ticket in sports. Shangri law 317 00:15:12.679 --> 00:15:15.480 of everything, five star restaurants left and right, all you 318 00:15:15.480 --> 00:15:17.080 can eat, So we didn't even want to leave that 319 00:15:17.120 --> 00:15:21.919 place for a while. But I mean, it's it's an amazing, 320 00:15:22.000 --> 00:15:24.519 amazing spot. But dude, by the time, like you got 321 00:15:24.559 --> 00:15:28.759 to get there before to watch Rom and Koepka, we 322 00:15:28.759 --> 00:15:30.440 could watch them a whole and then like we couldn't 323 00:15:30.480 --> 00:15:32.320 even catch up with them because we couldn't see them. 324 00:15:32.360 --> 00:15:34.080 So we just sat there and we're watching other people 325 00:15:34.080 --> 00:15:35.759 and there were split tea's and all that, because it 326 00:15:35.799 --> 00:15:38.879 was it was at the beginning of the day and 327 00:15:38.919 --> 00:15:41.879 then it was twosomes, But dude, what's the slowest you 328 00:15:41.919 --> 00:15:44.600 have ever? Think you played twosome on the PGA Tour 329 00:15:44.799 --> 00:15:47.759 or I mean a big cut, Like usually twosomes isn't 330 00:15:47.759 --> 00:15:50.200 slow because everybody's off one right. 331 00:15:51.720 --> 00:15:54.440 We got to put on the clock a couple of times. 332 00:15:55.960 --> 00:16:01.360 Where was that? It was on Saturday at San Antonio 333 00:16:01.919 --> 00:16:04.320 one year. I don't remember who I was playing with, 334 00:16:04.919 --> 00:16:08.600 but the weather was horrible, and usually that's the case 335 00:16:08.720 --> 00:16:12.519 when you're on the clock. The weather's usually bad and 336 00:16:12.799 --> 00:16:15.919 it's raining or something. In the umbrella and the four 337 00:16:15.960 --> 00:16:19.200 gloves and the towels and all of that shit, like 338 00:16:19.360 --> 00:16:21.159 if you don't if you don't know what you're doing, 339 00:16:21.200 --> 00:16:23.360 you can get behind the eight ball pretty damn fast 340 00:16:23.399 --> 00:16:26.639 and bad weather, especially on the PGA Tour. I don't 341 00:16:26.639 --> 00:16:28.799 remember I was playing with, but it was someone extremely 342 00:16:28.840 --> 00:16:33.039 slow and I am not slow. Like slow play. If 343 00:16:33.080 --> 00:16:35.919 you wanted me to play bad, just pump the brakes. 344 00:16:36.039 --> 00:16:38.759 I will play bad, like I will play bad every 345 00:16:38.799 --> 00:16:42.840 time I'm playing with someone that is pumping the brakes. 346 00:16:43.000 --> 00:16:45.440 So yeah, I don't remember who it was, but anyway, 347 00:16:45.440 --> 00:16:47.159 it was slow. It was very slow. I want to 348 00:16:47.159 --> 00:16:50.200 say it was like four hours, but that seems like 349 00:16:50.200 --> 00:16:52.120 an eternity in a twosome. 350 00:16:51.759 --> 00:16:53.840 They played, So they were playing five fifteen on Sunday 351 00:16:53.840 --> 00:16:55.720 at the Master or something like that, twoson. 352 00:16:55.480 --> 00:16:56.080 Is that what it was? 353 00:16:56.159 --> 00:16:57.279 Almost something like that? 354 00:16:57.600 --> 00:17:00.799 Yeah, I mean it was like it was it was 355 00:17:00.840 --> 00:17:02.480 a joke, man, freaking joke. 356 00:17:02.960 --> 00:17:05.720 Well that makes sense. Then if I played in four 357 00:17:05.759 --> 00:17:08.319 hours and the two so and I thought it was slow, 358 00:17:08.359 --> 00:17:11.480 and they waited ninety minutes and played in five fifteen, 359 00:17:12.880 --> 00:17:16.599 that's still that's seventy five minutes. That's still fifteen minutes. 360 00:17:17.480 --> 00:17:19.920 Four hours is still fifteen minutes slower than it should be. 361 00:17:20.160 --> 00:17:23.880 So yeah, that's that's incredible, dude, five hours fifteen minutes. 362 00:17:24.599 --> 00:17:26.640 So I left and it said it took five hours 363 00:17:26.640 --> 00:17:27.799 like pretty much on the screws. 364 00:17:27.839 --> 00:17:29.000 Someone told me five fifteen. 365 00:17:29.039 --> 00:17:33.799 But five on the screwises is uh, that's that's that's 366 00:17:33.839 --> 00:17:36.200 as bad as it gets, dude. And there's pressure in 367 00:17:36.240 --> 00:17:38.559 the Masters and things like that. I mean I've been 368 00:17:38.599 --> 00:17:42.440 on I've been on the clock with groups obviously before, 369 00:17:42.519 --> 00:17:45.000 Like I don't you know, never got a bad time 370 00:17:45.079 --> 00:17:46.359 or anything, and I'm sure you haven't either. 371 00:17:46.400 --> 00:17:47.599 You have forever to hit the ball. 372 00:17:47.680 --> 00:17:50.240 But where we get behind, and I got behind in 373 00:17:50.279 --> 00:17:53.160 college one time is like we played it was raining 374 00:17:53.279 --> 00:17:54.119 and more than raining. 375 00:17:54.160 --> 00:17:57.240 We played Carson Creek and I was losing fucking. 376 00:17:56.960 --> 00:18:01.240 Balls all over the place, like all over the place 377 00:18:01.480 --> 00:18:04.599 so hard, and well, yeah, you're hitting driver because it's 378 00:18:04.640 --> 00:18:07.000 cold and wet, were and it was you know, it's 379 00:18:07.039 --> 00:18:10.759 like high forties and rainy, and you're sending. 380 00:18:10.880 --> 00:18:11.759 Yeah, you're sending it. 381 00:18:12.079 --> 00:18:14.119 And you do foursomes a lot in college golf, they 382 00:18:14.200 --> 00:18:17.759 end up doing foursomes all the time. And at least 383 00:18:17.799 --> 00:18:20.400 one of us was deep into the shit and it's 384 00:18:20.400 --> 00:18:22.000 not like you're playing with your buddies and even be 385 00:18:22.079 --> 00:18:26.039 like fuck it, man, I'm out, you know, like I'll 386 00:18:26.119 --> 00:18:28.759 drop one or like you guys, you're on yourself. You know, 387 00:18:28.799 --> 00:18:31.559 you're on your own this hole whatever. It's like freaking 388 00:18:31.640 --> 00:18:34.359 your team needs it. You know, everybody's struggling. So you're 389 00:18:34.400 --> 00:18:37.559 looking in these days five minutes for the ball every 390 00:18:37.839 --> 00:18:41.599 single hole and sometimes multiple five minutes. So I mean 391 00:18:41.680 --> 00:18:44.000 it took it took a day, Like I don't know 392 00:18:44.039 --> 00:18:46.640 how long it took, but like when the sun came 393 00:18:46.720 --> 00:18:49.839 up and you played thirty six in college and like 394 00:18:50.240 --> 00:18:54.480 it was just suspended daylight suspension. Like just I think 395 00:18:54.519 --> 00:18:57.200 everybody had at least like twelve holes on their second 396 00:18:57.279 --> 00:19:00.400 eighteen to play and it wasn't weather related, did like 397 00:19:00.519 --> 00:19:01.920 thunder lightning or whatever. 398 00:19:02.000 --> 00:19:04.599 It was straight up loss of golf boss. 399 00:19:04.960 --> 00:19:06.759 Yeah. Yeah, And everyone's like. 400 00:19:06.759 --> 00:19:09.000 Oh, the fairways are wide there. They look intimidating. 401 00:19:09.079 --> 00:19:13.160