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<v Speaker 1>I was talking to my much younger colleagues the other day,

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<v Speaker 1>and I was trying to describe something offensive.

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<v Speaker 2>When you have to refer to younger people as your colleagues.

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<v Speaker 1>Isn't it much younger?

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<v Speaker 2>I will not call them my.

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<v Speaker 1>Peers, aha, my co workers, people who also work in

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<v Speaker 1>the building where I work. And I was trying to describe, like, oh,

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<v Speaker 1>I'm not And then I was like, like, the word

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<v Speaker 1>I was looking for was something like entry level, like

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<v Speaker 1>I'm not. I'm not I'm not starting out like I'm

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<v Speaker 1>in my career. I'm in the middle of it. So

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<v Speaker 1>I was trying to get to that point, but I

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<v Speaker 1>couldn't quite think of the word that I wanted, and

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<v Speaker 1>so I was like, I'm not. Oh what's the word?

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<v Speaker 1>And then they all tried to quote unquote helpful. Oh no,

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<v Speaker 1>fill in the blanks. And here are some of the

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<v Speaker 1>things that my colleagues shouted in my face. Yuppy? What

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<v Speaker 1>does that mean? Am I a yuppy? They think I'm poor?

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<v Speaker 1>Or do they think I'm a yuppie? What both ways

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<v Speaker 1>is bad? I don't like either one of those. Then

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<v Speaker 1>someone else shouted picky, and like, what is Like, what

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<v Speaker 1>do you mean?

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<v Speaker 2>I'm not picky, am I am? I in the public

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<v Speaker 2>square for a stoning, and.

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<v Speaker 1>Then the worst one. I cannot this fucking gen Zer

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<v Speaker 1>looked me right in the face and went spring Chicken.

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<v Speaker 2>No no, and I burned the building down, as you

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<v Speaker 2>should have. That's why you sent me that text for Kerosene.

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<v Speaker 1>Yeah, yeah, yeah.

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<v Speaker 2>Well I'm glad, you know what. I'm glad I was

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<v Speaker 2>there for you.

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<v Speaker 1>Chicken.

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<v Speaker 2>You should have taken Tillie's face and shoved it right

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<v Speaker 2>into her desk. You should have made her eat those words.

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<v Speaker 2>You should have written spring Chicken on a post it

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<v Speaker 2>one letter per posted in every single one down the gullet.

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<v Speaker 1>It was a guy.

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<v Speaker 2>Now he needs to be fired.

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<v Speaker 1>Hey, Paul, America, and this is that aged well, yesterday's

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<v Speaker 1>pop culture today you got through it. You're trying too hard.

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<v Speaker 3>You're trying.

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<v Speaker 2>I put a hand gesture on it.

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<v Speaker 1>It was like the more you.

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<v Speaker 2>Know, yeah, the more you age, Erica. It's January. It's

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<v Speaker 2>the end of January. We're doing nighttime soap operas.

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<v Speaker 1>Because it's the shortest days of the year, so it's

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<v Speaker 1>time to celebrate the night. It was good. Thank you

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<v Speaker 1>got off the top of the head. Off the old

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<v Speaker 1>nuggin y good you see you're not.

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<v Speaker 2>You you are spring Chicken. Before we get to today's soap, though,

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<v Speaker 2>we do have some five star Apple podcast reviews.

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<v Speaker 1>Shall I read the first? Sure? All right?

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<v Speaker 2>So this is from Chrissy Mack and Christy Max says,

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<v Speaker 2>don't tempt me with a good time.

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<v Speaker 1>Love.

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<v Speaker 2>Yeah, love they right. I thought about withholding this review

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<v Speaker 2>until we got an animated robin Hood episode, but here

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<v Speaker 2>I am.

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<v Speaker 1>Oh, I like I like being like threatened.

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<v Speaker 2>Yeah, I like that, and also that animated robin Hood episode. Oh,

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<v Speaker 2>I better rested the day before. We can only record

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<v Speaker 2>one episode that day because I'm going to be spent

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<v Speaker 2>rested and hydrated exactly.

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<v Speaker 1>You know.

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<v Speaker 2>I was home last weekend and my animated robin Hood

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<v Speaker 2>came up and my mother out of clear blue sky,

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<v Speaker 2>I was like, oh, you mean how Paul knew he

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<v Speaker 2>was gay?

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<v Speaker 1>And Grandma's like, you're gay? Just kidding his Grandma's dead. Yeah,

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<v Speaker 1>it's true.

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<v Speaker 2>Christy Mack goes on, I can't remember how I found

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<v Speaker 2>this podcast, but I'm so glad I did. It makes

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<v Speaker 2>me laugh and think and I love both of those activities. Cute,

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<v Speaker 2>very nice, Thank you Chrissy mac Chrissy Mack, you are

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<v Speaker 2>a gentlewoman and a scholarress.

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<v Speaker 1>Our second review comes from Misty Dawn forty five. I

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<v Speaker 1>don't know why, but I'm that just evokes that name

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<v Speaker 1>evokes like an eighties hair rock, like heart Barracuda. We're

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<v Speaker 1>all wearing chiffon.

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<v Speaker 2>I all see the leg warmers and the high part leotar.

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<v Speaker 1>Yeah, we're Laura Brannigan. We're singing that song. I'm into

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<v Speaker 1>this name. Misty down forty five rights amazing that Aged

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<v Speaker 1>Well is the best podcast you will ever listen to.

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<v Speaker 2>No Lies Detected.

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<v Speaker 1>Paul and Erica are wildly entertaining, and we'll have you

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<v Speaker 1>laughing and sometimes crying the entire time.

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<v Speaker 2>Someone listened to Drop Dead Friends literally like.

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<v Speaker 1>A drop dead bread. With each episode, I feel like

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<v Speaker 1>I'm hanging out with my besties having the best time.

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<v Speaker 1>They are just what the doctor ordered. Oh my god,

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<v Speaker 1>you that is the perfect review to read for this episode. Yeah,

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<v Speaker 1>they're just what the doctor ordered for your mental health.

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<v Speaker 2>Oh that's very nice, Thank.

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<v Speaker 1>You, Misty don forty four. Now go find your magic man.

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<v Speaker 2>Try to understand, mama, Try to understand. He's a magic

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<v Speaker 2>He's a magic man. He's got magic hands.

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<v Speaker 1>Yeah, yeah, yeah, doesn't that seriously? Misty Down? Oh yeah

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<v Speaker 1>that she is playing an electric guitar on top of

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<v Speaker 1>the roof of a classic car. Yeah. She's dressed. Yeah,

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<v Speaker 1>and she's head to toe in black chiffon making it work. Yes,

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<v Speaker 1>the hair is huge, Yes, but the best huge?

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<v Speaker 2>Oh? Absolutely absolutely all right, Chrissy Mack Misty Down forty five,

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<v Speaker 2>thank you so much for those reviews. If you would

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<v Speaker 2>like you're that age, well, tope bag. All you need

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<v Speaker 2>to do is claim it. Let us know this is you.

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<v Speaker 2>I will send it off for you. Erica, what nighttime

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<v Speaker 2>soap are we talking about? On this the grand finale

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<v Speaker 2>of our January twenty twenty five Excursion.

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<v Speaker 1>Today's show is the medical soap opera.

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<v Speaker 2>Er Er was requested by Kay by Sojoe, by Miggi,

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<v Speaker 2>by Kelly, by Shannon, by Teresa and by our patrons Erica.

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<v Speaker 2>We pulled Er against Ali McBeal.

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<v Speaker 1>Yes, doctors versus lawyer, doctors versus lawyers?

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<v Speaker 2>What do you want to hear? And this was fun

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<v Speaker 2>to watch. Let me tell you something. First Ali was ahead,

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<v Speaker 2>then George Cloning Company were ahead, then it switched back.

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<v Speaker 2>Ultimately er one fifty three percent to forty seven percent. Wow,

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<v Speaker 2>is a real squeaker, mister em a squeaker.

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<v Speaker 1>Yeah, I would have guessed Ali McBeal would when I

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<v Speaker 1>would not have guessed ER.

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<v Speaker 2>I thought Allan mcbeil was gonna take it in a walk, honestly,

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<v Speaker 2>not that R isn't. I mean, I spoiler alert. I

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<v Speaker 2>didn't really watch R, but like it. It seemed like

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<v Speaker 2>Ali mcbeil was going to be sillier, which I feel

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<v Speaker 2>like the patrons usually go for, but they went for R.

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<v Speaker 1>Yeah, and so here we are if which is this

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<v Speaker 1>one's a little silly.

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<v Speaker 2>I suspect a lot of R is a little silly.

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<v Speaker 1>Oh my gosh, I'll just talk about it now. There

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<v Speaker 1>are some episodes where so it's like Gray's Anatomy but

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<v Speaker 1>before Grey's Anatomy, where like just so much happens in

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<v Speaker 1>an episode you're like, oh my god, this hospital is

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<v Speaker 1>gonna get like raided by pirates. Like I'm just waiting

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<v Speaker 1>for the episode when like someone bursts through on.

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<v Speaker 2>A jet pack, someone kool aid Man's.

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<v Speaker 1>Through steals a baby and then flies off into space

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<v Speaker 1>with it. Like there's too much happening at this fucking Er.

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<v Speaker 2>All right, so Er was created by Michael Crichton. Ever

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<v Speaker 2>heard of him?

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<v Speaker 1>Yeah, Yeah, that's funny. I would not. I guess he

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<v Speaker 1>would be annoyed at us calling this is soap. Probably

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<v Speaker 1>would be my guest. Yeah uh.

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<v Speaker 2>Er aired on NBC from nineteen ninety four to two

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<v Speaker 2>thousand and nine. We will be discussing specifically season three

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<v Speaker 2>episode fifteen, The Long Way Around, which was written by

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<v Speaker 2>Lydia Woodward. Er stars Anthony Edwards, George Clooney, Noah Wiley,

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<v Speaker 2>Juliana Margulize, Gloria Rubin, Laura Ennis, and Eric Lasal, most

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<v Speaker 2>of whom will not be appearing in this episode.

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<v Speaker 1>But you know who is, Ewen fucking McGregor.

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<v Speaker 2>Ewan McGregor is appearing in this episode.

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<v Speaker 1>Case you're wondering why we picked this episode, I saw

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<v Speaker 1>the words Ewan McGregor and went that one.

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<v Speaker 2>It starts with a you and it ends with one McGregor.

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<v Speaker 1>Hah. Er was nominated for ae hundred and twenty four

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<v Speaker 1>Emmy Awards over the course of its run. It won

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<v Speaker 1>twenty three of those, including Outstanding Supporting Actress in a

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<v Speaker 1>Drama for Juliana Marghalese. In nineteen ninety five and Outstanding

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<v Speaker 1>Drama in nineteen ninety six. She is so good. This

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<v Speaker 1>is basically a Juliana Margolize episode, and she's very good.

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<v Speaker 1>She's very very good.

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<v Speaker 2>Started as a screenplay in nineteen seventy.

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<v Speaker 1>Four, Holy Moly.

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<v Speaker 2>After producers showed no interest, Crichton moved on. He wrote

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<v Speaker 2>Jurassic Park, and after filming that movie A one, Steven

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<v Speaker 2>Spielberg brought the original script to Ambulant Entertainment and eventually

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<v Speaker 2>got it produced as a two hour pilot on NBC.

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<v Speaker 1>I kind of remember that. I kind of remember like

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<v Speaker 1>the buzz around Steven Spielberg's gonna dip his toe into television.

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<v Speaker 1>It's a big deal er. Also, I'm trying to imagine

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<v Speaker 1>what an er would have looked like in nineteen seventy

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<v Speaker 1>four versus like when they actually made it in nineteen

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<v Speaker 1>ninety four, where they were like, oh no, we have

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<v Speaker 1>a multiple gunshot run victim. I guess just you know,

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<v Speaker 1>rub this, rub this crystal over him if it heals him.

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<v Speaker 1>What was medicine back then?

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<v Speaker 2>I think it was just leeches.

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<v Speaker 1>Er. Season one has an eighty three percent critical rating

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<v Speaker 1>on Rotten Tomatoes, and season two has a one hundred

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<v Speaker 1>percent critical rating. Yeah, some of those critics came correct.

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<v Speaker 1>That's right after season one. The show as a whole

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<v Speaker 1>has an eighty five percent audience score. I think that's fair,

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<v Speaker 1>But I think all those fair. I even think the

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<v Speaker 1>one hundred percent critical reading is fair. I remember when

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<v Speaker 1>this came out. It was audacious. It was trying new things.

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<v Speaker 1>They were trying really wacky things, Like they had a

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<v Speaker 1>whole episode that was live, like filmed live, and then

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<v Speaker 1>they did two versions, one of the East Coast and

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<v Speaker 1>one of the West coast, and like this episode that

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<v Speaker 1>we're going to talk about today, it's a big deal.

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<v Speaker 1>They brought in a movie star to do this like

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<v Speaker 1>bottle episode basically with one of the characters on the show.

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<v Speaker 1>They filmed it in what actually looks like Chicago and

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<v Speaker 1>not like a set in Los Angeles. They just did

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<v Speaker 1>a lot on this show. I think it was pretty cool,

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<v Speaker 1>like the amount of shit they tried absolutely and made.

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<v Speaker 2>Work all right, Erica, when did you first see er I.

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<v Speaker 1>Watched it from the beginning. I did not watch the

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<v Speaker 1>whole show. I had no idea it ran this long

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<v Speaker 1>fifteen years. Fifteen years, that's bunkers. Yeah, I remember watching

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<v Speaker 1>the first I don't know, two seasons, and then I

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<v Speaker 1>probably crapped out after that. Because it's also a time

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<v Speaker 1>in my life when like I didn't care about watching

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<v Speaker 1>TV the way I do now where I have to

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<v Speaker 1>watch every episode of a show that I like I

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<v Speaker 1>could dip in and out. Well. Yeah, also, like I

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<v Speaker 1>didn't care, I didn't record things back then, so it's

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<v Speaker 1>like if you missed an episode, you missed an episode,

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<v Speaker 1>big deal.

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<v Speaker 2>I also think like back then, because of the different

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<v Speaker 2>model for TV, the writers knew you might miss an episode,

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<v Speaker 1>Especially a show like this where which is like basically

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<v Speaker 1>the information I need? Yeah, Paul, when did you first seer?

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<v Speaker 2>Never have I seen this show?

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<v Speaker 1>No way, that's I can't believe that's bonkers because it

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<v Speaker 2>I just remember immediately being like, I don't want to

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<v Speaker 1>The only medical show I've ever watched even a little.

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<v Speaker 2>Bit as Grey's Anatomy, because when Grey's Anatomy came out,

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<v Speaker 1>if not maybe more. It's just we were too young.

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<v Speaker 1>We were too young. Yeah, yeah, but I really remember

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<v Speaker 2>Yeah, and then when when Grey's Namy came out, I

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<v Speaker 2>say three seasons, and then I was like, I'm done,

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<v Speaker 2>and it remains airing to this day.

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<v Speaker 1>It will be, it will it will be here afterward day.

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<v Speaker 1>It sure will be. So you've never seen a medical

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<v Speaker 1>should you ever watch Scrubs?

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<v Speaker 2>I did watch. I should say I never saw a

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<v Speaker 2>medical drama. I watched some Scrubs, but not religiously.

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<v Speaker 1>Yeah, I didn't watch it religiously here, but I was like,

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<v Speaker 1>I bet you've seen something you just don't remember.

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<v Speaker 2>Yah, Scrubs or I watched I'm watching Saint Dennis Medical

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<v Speaker 2>on NBC Now with Wendy Mclinton Covey and Alison Tolman, which.

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<v Speaker 2>Medical stuff in the drama sense doesn't interest me. I'm

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<v Speaker 2>I'm good, I'm good, and I don't want to. I

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<v Speaker 2>like I am good on all of that stuff.

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<v Speaker 1>Thank you? Did you have any like like when this

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<v Speaker 1>I only mentioned Wiley specifically because he was like, genuinely

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<v Speaker 1>hot ones. Well, Eric Lasoul would disagree, right, But then

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<v Speaker 1>Anthony Edwards stands are angry. No, genuinely, Eric Lasol is

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<v Speaker 1>the hot one. Well yeah, clearly the hot one on

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<v Speaker 1>the show. That's what I'm just curious, like if it

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<v Speaker 1>pervaded the pop culture? Oh absolutely, you still knew who

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<v Speaker 1>these actors were, got it? Yeah?

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<v Speaker 2>Yeah, yeah, Erica. The tagline for er was there was

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<v Speaker 2>no tagline. How happy does that make you?

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<v Speaker 1>This show is too good for the tagline? And I agree,

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<v Speaker 1>I agree with I concur? Do you concur? Doctor?

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<v Speaker 2>Maybe the tagline should have.

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<v Speaker 1>Been beepp Oh no, they got a back. I'm so

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<v Speaker 2>I'm picturing a tagline where it's like it's like whoever

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<v Speaker 2>whenever however, but the er at each one is like

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<v Speaker 2>R no matter, no matter what, no matter. When you

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<v Speaker 2>need help whenever, the eer, the doctors at whatever this

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<v Speaker 1>Chicago Hospital General probably will.

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<v Speaker 2>Be there for you. Shall I read the iTunes synopsis?

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<v Speaker 1>Sure? Okay?

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<v Speaker 2>The iTunes synopsis is, although she is suspended from work,

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<v Speaker 2>Carol experiences a busy day when she and a store

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<v Speaker 2>full of customers are taken hostage. She helps the victims

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<v Speaker 2>while the hostages are still there that doesn't make sense.

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<v Speaker 2>That should be helps the victims while the burglars are

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<v Speaker 2>still there. I'm checking myself.

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<v Speaker 1>Hang on, Okay, we're back.

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<v Speaker 2>Okay, we're back. I am not wrong.

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<v Speaker 1>These people are wrong.

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<v Speaker 2>She helps the victims while the hostages are still there

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<v Speaker 2>is what it says on the iTunes synopsis. The victims

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<v Speaker 2>are the hostages. Those are those are synonyms.

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<v Speaker 1>Yes, she should say it should say she helps the

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<v Speaker 1>victims while the burglars are still there. The perpetrators, the perpetrators,

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<v Speaker 1>the robbers, the robbers, the Scottish rogues.

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<v Speaker 2>Oh no, you've dipped into the romantic side of it.

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<v Speaker 1>Ha ha.

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<v Speaker 2>Okay, Erica, do you have an actual synopsis for this

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<v Speaker 2>episode of er The.

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<v Speaker 1>Actual sickness is Stockholm syndrome. Yes, yes, yes, I get yes,

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<v Speaker 1>because that is that is what's gonna take Carol down.

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<v Speaker 1>Why does she care? Why did she care so much

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<v Speaker 2>You want to know why? Because she also took an

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<v Speaker 2>oath on nurses Outh, so dish, so.

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<v Speaker 1>Dish, so fish reference. I love it, I love it.

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<v Speaker 1>I did that Nurses House, Nurses South.

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<v Speaker 2>Okay, everyone stick around, we're gonna come right back. We're

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<v Speaker 2>gonna take you through this episode of ER. If you

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<v Speaker 2>We will be right back after these commercials to take

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<v Speaker 2>you through season three, episode fifteen, The Long Way Around,

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<v Speaker 1>Previously on ER, Juliana Margulize gave someone the wrong blood.

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<v Speaker 1>Gloria Rubin doesn't want a second date. Juliana Margley's is

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<v Speaker 1>not looking for any special favors from you, Laura Innes.

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<v Speaker 1>George Clooney has to intubate a patient, but Clia du

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<v Speaker 1>valt Cla du Val, holy shit, I missed that says

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<v Speaker 1>the patient doesn't want to be put on a machine.

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<v Speaker 1>Juliana Margley should probably go to the Sun Times herself

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<v Speaker 1>because she could potentially lose her job. Why I don't care.

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<v Speaker 1>Anthony Edwards is wearing a turtleneck. No Wiley is gonna

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<v Speaker 1>take very good care of a patient. And Jamie Gertz,

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<v Speaker 1>you hurt me, Jamie fucking Gertz was on this show

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<v Speaker 1>tells Anthony Edwards to snap a rubber band on his

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<v Speaker 1>wrist anytime he has the urge date three women at once.

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<v Speaker 2>I guess that puts a pin in what I was

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<v Speaker 1>Apparently Anthony Edwards is getting all the pussy on this show.

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<v Speaker 2>Real snatch Magnet.

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<v Speaker 1>Real snatch Magnet that Anthony Edwards. Almost none of this

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<v Speaker 1>has anything to do with what we're about to watch.

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<v Speaker 1>My favorite television show of all time is the previously

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<v Speaker 1>on yours. If you watch a super cut of them,

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<v Speaker 1>they are the funniest thing really anyone has yet because

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<v Speaker 1>they're all insane. They're all like like genuinely, they're all

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<v Speaker 1>like pirates have taken over the er.

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<v Speaker 2>They're all like the astronauts going to land on the roof.

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<v Speaker 2>We have to get up there to get to intubate them.

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<v Speaker 1>Yeah, there's been four bombs put inside three puppies, but

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<v Speaker 1>we have seven puppies. We don't know which ones have

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<v Speaker 1>bombs in them. Just bonkers, honestly, though, the problem is

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<v Speaker 1>Grey's Anatomy has really upped the ante. Yeah, almost nothing

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<v Speaker 1>they could put on ear could be as dumb as

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<v Speaker 2>There actually was a man with a bomb in his

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<v Speaker 2>chest on Gray's Natomy, Like that happened. They saved a

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<v Speaker 2>deer ones like they've gone there, They've gone there. They

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<v Speaker 1>Yes, and er so hard.

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<v Speaker 2>So we open on Carol Hathaway played by Juliana Margalize,

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<v Speaker 2>as a phone call from her mother wakes her up

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<v Speaker 2>on Valentine's Day. She is currently serving her suspension for

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<v Speaker 2>accidentally transfusing the wrong blood into a patient, possibly causing

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<v Speaker 1>Because of his injuries.

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<v Speaker 2>Oh so that's what she is referring to in the

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<v Speaker 2>opening when she's like, I should just go to the

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<v Speaker 2>Sun Times and report myself because I don't want special treatment.

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<v Speaker 2>I'm noble, I'm Carol, blah blah blah.

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<v Speaker 1>Her apartment is depressing well again, right.

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<v Speaker 2>Why don't they turn on the goddamn lights because.

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<v Speaker 1>She's depressed, Paul, she's too depressed to buy milk, doesn't

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<v Speaker 1>she hasn't left her bed in days, but also her

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<v Speaker 1>apartment itself. I'm like, nurses, Look, they're not the best

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<v Speaker 2>They should be. They should they should be.

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<v Speaker 1>Paid ten times whatever they're getting paid.

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<v Speaker 2>It should be public school teachers, nurses, and then everyone else,

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<v Speaker 2>and then everyone else.

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<v Speaker 1>However, she does not make minimum wage. Girl, what are

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<v Speaker 1>I've ever seen.

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<v Speaker 2>So Carol wakes up because her mother calls her, and

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<v Speaker 2>she starts going through her morning routine. She reaches she's

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<v Speaker 2>talking to her mom, and mom was like, let's go

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<v Speaker 2>She takes out it's a carton of milk. She can

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<v Speaker 2>see through it, and she like dumps it out and

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<v Speaker 2>there's almost nothing left. And then she looks like, oh,

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<v Speaker 2>I'm like, bitch, you knew there wasn't anything in there.

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<v Speaker 1>You held it in your hand.

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<v Speaker 2>And then she goes back and she takes out the

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<v Speaker 2>you can feel it, and she opens it she dumps out.

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<v Speaker 2>She's like, oh, there's nothing in this either. I'm like,

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<v Speaker 2>what is happening.

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<v Speaker 1>Did you were you worried she was gonna mix them?

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<v Speaker 1>I thought she was gonna mix She didn't mix them. No, no,

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<v Speaker 1>she put them in two different glasses.

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<v Speaker 2>She absolutely did not. No, it was the same glass.

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<v Speaker 1>I recall two glasses. I recall two glasses. Paul, Are

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<v Speaker 1>we gonna have to go back to pause again? It's

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<v Speaker 1>the second pause of this episode. We're pausing.

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<v Speaker 3>Got a.

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<v Speaker 1>Okay, we're back. We're back, Paul, Yes, what what what happened? Report?

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<v Speaker 1>Report on what happened? Erica was right? There were two glasses? No, no, No,

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<v Speaker 1>fast slower Paul, Say it's lower. It does happen rarely.

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<v Speaker 1>We should pull this out, We should draw this out.

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<v Speaker 1>Say it's slower? What what? What happened exactly during this?

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<v Speaker 1>Erica was correct?

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<v Speaker 2>Yeah, glasses.

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<v Speaker 1>You would one say that you were wrong?

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<v Speaker 2>I was then wrong.

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<v Speaker 1>You were wrong. That's the that's the that's what happens, right,

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<v Speaker 1>That's the inverse of my being correct, is your being wrong? Yes,

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<v Speaker 1>that's okay. I just wanted to point that out to

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<v Speaker 1>everyone that Paul, who watched the same episode that I did,

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<v Speaker 1>just decided he wanted to create his own version, his

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<v Speaker 1>own narrative.

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<v Speaker 2>Okay, So Carol pours the two things into separate glasses,

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<v Speaker 2>drinks one one of them, yeah, remember.

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<v Speaker 1>Which one the rest?

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<v Speaker 2>Yeah, and goes about her day. She throws on some

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<v Speaker 2>winter clothes. She heads outside. She greets her neighbor's kid, Robert,

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<v Speaker 2>on the street, and then she walks over to the

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<v Speaker 2>Novotny family market, where we meet a lot of characters

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<v Speaker 2>that are going to be important, none of whom are famous,

431
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<v Speaker 2>except one who's quasi famous.

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<v Speaker 1>Yeah.

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<v Speaker 2>So missus Novatni played by Ruth Malichek. She's the proprietor

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<v Speaker 2>of the store with her husband Javier, played by Hector

435
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<v Speaker 2>Fabregas Fabregas.

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<v Speaker 4>Uh.

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<v Speaker 2>He is the stock boy. We see him walking in.

438
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<v Speaker 2>He heads right back into the storeroom. Mister Douzac played

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<v Speaker 2>by Jan Rubis. Rubis is an old guy with maybe

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<v Speaker 2>like a Polish or Eastern European Okay, check accent.

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<v Speaker 1>Great.

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<v Speaker 4>Uh.

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<v Speaker 2>He's looking for ulcer medication for his wife. And did

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<v Speaker 2>you notice Carol walks in and she hears him asking

445
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<v Speaker 2>questions and she so stonewalls him. Yes, what about your

446
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<v Speaker 2>nurse's mouth?

447
00:21:54.079 --> 00:21:56.279
<v Speaker 1>I thought about that, actually, I wrote down in my notes.

448
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<v Speaker 1>I was like, she's too depressed to help this guy

449
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<v Speaker 1>with his ulcer medication.

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<v Speaker 2>We meet Lockhart, who is a delivery guy. He's played

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<v Speaker 2>by Mark Moratini. And we meet Angie played by the

452
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<v Speaker 2>other quasi favous person, Marisol Nichols.

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<v Speaker 1>She is a young school teacher.

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<v Speaker 2>Angie is who they were talking about when anyone ever

455
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<v Speaker 2>said she's got a mouth on her.

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<v Speaker 1>I love Angelo. I call her Red scarf Lety through

457
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<v Speaker 1>all my notescause I don't know anyone's names, and I'm

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<v Speaker 1>like Red scarf Lady can hang. I fucking love rear.

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<v Speaker 2>I love Red scarf Lady in every situation except the

460
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<v Speaker 2>one in which we meet Red Scarf Lady, except the.

461
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<v Speaker 1>Hostage situation where she gets real liippy. It's like, bitch,

462
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<v Speaker 1>shut up. They have guns. As Carol walks to the

463
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<v Speaker 1>back of the shop, is too depressed to help even

464
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<v Speaker 1>anyone with their medication questions because the old man's like

465
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<v Speaker 1>asking about ulcer medication to the guy who delivers the

466
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<v Speaker 1>like bread and man, I deliver bread. I'm I'm not

467
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<v Speaker 1>a pharmacist. We see two men enter the shop and

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<v Speaker 1>they start a stick up. They are James played by

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<v Speaker 1>Kyrie Graham, and his Scottish cousin by international superstar Ewan McGregor.

470
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<v Speaker 1>That's right, duncan dunk right.

471
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<v Speaker 2>You called him a movie star before, and he definitely

472
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<v Speaker 2>he had done trains ponding.

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<v Speaker 1>By this point. He was a movie star by.

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<v Speaker 2>Now, I did. I don't think he was a he

475
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<v Speaker 2>was a movie actor. Like I'm just thinking about like

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<v Speaker 2>how high his star has risen. All I mean to

477
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<v Speaker 2>say is he was on the ascent.

478
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<v Speaker 1>He was. I don't think he had peaked by any

479
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<v Speaker 1>stretch of the I still don't think he's peaked, frankly, frankly,

480
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<v Speaker 1>but no, no, no, I disagree with that. I remember

481
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<v Speaker 1>when this episode came out. I remember it was a

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<v Speaker 1>big fucking deal that Ewan McGregor were on American television.

483
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<v Speaker 1>I think he was a pretty big star. Okay, maybe

484
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<v Speaker 1>not like a huge star the way like a Tom

485
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<v Speaker 1>Cruise or whatever, but he was a pretty big star

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<v Speaker 1>at this point. Yeah.

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<v Speaker 2>I difficulty believing it only because of his haircut, which

488
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<v Speaker 2>this is the.

489
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<v Speaker 1>Same haircut he has in A Lifeless Ordinary, which makes

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<v Speaker 1>me think he is filming the film A Lifeless Ordinary.

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<v Speaker 2>During this it looks like a monkey cut his hair

492
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<v Speaker 2>or a weed whacker. It is the I've never been

493
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<v Speaker 2>less attracted to you and McGregor.

494
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<v Speaker 1>It answers the question would I fuck the mad Hatter

495
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<v Speaker 1>if he came out of the book and into real life,

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<v Speaker 1>And the answer is a yes. I didn't know that

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<v Speaker 1>about myself until I watched this. Do you know what? Fuck? Yeah?

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<v Speaker 1>Actually you know when I found that out. Have you

499
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<v Speaker 1>ever seen the Emma that he's in. It's the one

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<v Speaker 1>with Gwyneth Paltrow.

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<v Speaker 2>Yes, I don't even remember.

502
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<v Speaker 1>He's not the love interest Jeremy northm is, but he

503
00:24:20.160 --> 00:24:23.119
<v Speaker 1>plays another like semi love interest in that film, and

504
00:24:24.079 --> 00:24:26.880
<v Speaker 1>he genuinely looks like the mad Hatter and that like

505
00:24:26.960 --> 00:24:29.519
<v Speaker 1>they gave him the worst wig ever.

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<v Speaker 2>Now, does the mad Hatter need to have a Scottish

507
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<v Speaker 2>progue for you to fuck him? He?

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<v Speaker 1>Uh no, because he's British in that one, and I

509
00:24:36.039 --> 00:24:38.200
<v Speaker 1>would absolutely fuck him in that one as well. But

510
00:24:38.279 --> 00:24:40.640
<v Speaker 1>like I'm not exaggerating, he must have had the shaved

511
00:24:40.680 --> 00:24:43.359
<v Speaker 1>head from Trainspotting still and so they had to give

512
00:24:43.400 --> 00:24:46.000
<v Speaker 1>him a wig to play this role and he looks awful.

513
00:24:47.640 --> 00:24:51.519
<v Speaker 1>It's so bad. So uh you and McGregor with his

514
00:24:51.559 --> 00:24:55.079
<v Speaker 1>still fuckable haircut, I don't care I don't care, absolutely would.

515
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<v Speaker 2>Do this haircut is the glasses that Rachel Lee Cook

516
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<v Speaker 2>wore and she's all.

517
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<v Speaker 1>That, yeah, just remove it, and suddenly he's hot, No,

518
00:25:01.960 --> 00:25:06.519
<v Speaker 1>still hot. The situation escalates quickly. James grabs the money

519
00:25:06.519 --> 00:25:08.880
<v Speaker 1>and Duncan waves his pistol around and shouts at everyone

520
00:25:08.880 --> 00:25:11.119
<v Speaker 1>to get down. But it's Scottish, so they're like, wait,

521
00:25:11.160 --> 00:25:12.319
<v Speaker 1>I'm sorry, what'd you say? You say?

522
00:25:12.400 --> 00:25:12.880
<v Speaker 2>Get down?

523
00:25:12.960 --> 00:25:15.799
<v Speaker 1>Get down? Like I'm sorry, we don't understand you with

524
00:25:15.839 --> 00:25:18.559
<v Speaker 1>your big accent. What's happening. Just as they're about to leave,

525
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<v Speaker 1>mister Novotny, the old man who owns the store, appears

526
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<v Speaker 1>with a shotgun. Bro, just let them go. There's a

527
00:25:26.319 --> 00:25:30.359
<v Speaker 1>brief standoff when another employee enters. Mister Navotany shouts at

528
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<v Speaker 1>him to leave, and he flees right so oh oh,

529
00:25:33.119 --> 00:25:35.559
<v Speaker 1>and James fires a shot at him in vain, and

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<v Speaker 1>mister Nvotany shoots James, right, that's the American one. In retaliation,

531
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<v Speaker 1>Duncan shoots mister Nevotane in the chest and then fires

532
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<v Speaker 1>off a few more bullets, one of which breaks the

533
00:25:45.920 --> 00:25:48.759
<v Speaker 1>hot coffee pot and it spills hot coffee and like

534
00:25:48.799 --> 00:25:51.559
<v Speaker 1>glass yards all over Angie the school teacher's hand. Yeah,

535
00:25:51.599 --> 00:25:55.119
<v Speaker 1>the lippy school teacher, the lyppy school teacher. Duncan heads

536
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<v Speaker 1>to the door. He sees the employee who escaped already

537
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<v Speaker 1>talking to the police, like literally ran down the street,

538
00:25:59.880 --> 00:26:02.960
<v Speaker 1>was cops over there. There's a gunman in there also

539
00:26:03.599 --> 00:26:05.480
<v Speaker 1>presumably everyone heard gunshots, right.

540
00:26:05.640 --> 00:26:07.799
<v Speaker 2>Duncan and James try to go out the back, but

541
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<v Speaker 2>the door is locked with a padlock. There's gonna be

542
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<v Speaker 2>another door later. I don't know where this door leads

543
00:26:12.640 --> 00:26:14.440
<v Speaker 2>if the other door, like, there can't be it's not

544
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<v Speaker 2>that big of a market.

545
00:26:15.319 --> 00:26:15.759
<v Speaker 1>I don't know.

546
00:26:15.960 --> 00:26:18.079
<v Speaker 2>It's a door. It's locked with the padlock. Moving on,

547
00:26:19.000 --> 00:26:20.880
<v Speaker 2>they head back in to try to find the keys

548
00:26:20.920 --> 00:26:25.440
<v Speaker 2>on mister Novotny, who is dying actively as Missus Nevotney

549
00:26:25.440 --> 00:26:27.480
<v Speaker 2>wails over him. It is important to point out that

550
00:26:27.599 --> 00:26:29.079
<v Speaker 2>I'm not going to keep bringing it up, but like,

551
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<v Speaker 2>for the next five to ten minutes of this of

552
00:26:32.440 --> 00:26:34.480
<v Speaker 2>the show is probably five minutes, not a full ten minutes.

553
00:26:34.880 --> 00:26:37.799
<v Speaker 2>The poor actress playing Missus Nevotney has to wail in

554
00:26:37.839 --> 00:26:42.359
<v Speaker 2>the background over her husband's body. Just constant background siren

555
00:26:42.440 --> 00:26:44.400
<v Speaker 2>of this woman like screaming for help.

556
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<v Speaker 1>That's hard. That's really hard. I don't give enough credit

557
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<v Speaker 1>to actors who come in to do these one like

558
00:26:48.880 --> 00:26:51.400
<v Speaker 1>one and done the things, and like they're asked to

559
00:26:51.480 --> 00:26:53.480
<v Speaker 1>do a lot because like what we see is three

560
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<v Speaker 1>minutes or five minutes, and crying is like three days.

561
00:26:57.200 --> 00:26:59.480
<v Speaker 1>Three days. Yeah, of crying and crying to.

562
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<v Speaker 2>Get everyone coverage and yeah, yep, it's a lot.

563
00:27:03.240 --> 00:27:03.359
<v Speaker 1>Uh.

564
00:27:03.960 --> 00:27:07.759
<v Speaker 2>James nearly collapses from the gunshot wound and he says

565
00:27:07.799 --> 00:27:09.920
<v Speaker 2>he needs help. He's like, oh, this gunshot wound because

566
00:27:09.920 --> 00:27:13.039
<v Speaker 2>remember mister ravotany shot the American burglar, the non ewent

567
00:27:13.119 --> 00:27:13.960
<v Speaker 2>McGregor burglar.

568
00:27:14.119 --> 00:27:17.519
<v Speaker 1>Good shot, So fuck that guy, am I right? Yeah?

569
00:27:17.559 --> 00:27:21.119
<v Speaker 2>Meanwhile, Carol, who's kind of crouching in the back, notices

570
00:27:21.200 --> 00:27:24.839
<v Speaker 2>Robert that's her neighbor's kid, maybe like ten years old. Yeah,

571
00:27:24.880 --> 00:27:27.079
<v Speaker 2>he's hiding under a pinball machine in the back of

572
00:27:27.119 --> 00:27:30.079
<v Speaker 2>the market. And Duncan shouts that he wants everyone wants

573
00:27:30.079 --> 00:27:32.640
<v Speaker 2>to stay where they are, and we roll credits.

574
00:27:33.200 --> 00:27:34.319
<v Speaker 1>Was that Irish or Scottich?

575
00:27:34.440 --> 00:27:34.839
<v Speaker 2>I don't know.

576
00:27:35.240 --> 00:27:39.480
<v Speaker 1>I think it's a stab at Scrooge McDuck. We come

577
00:27:39.519 --> 00:27:42.640
<v Speaker 1>back to missus Nevotney's whales that her husband needs a doctor,

578
00:27:42.759 --> 00:27:45.119
<v Speaker 1>and Duncan and James shout and wave their guns around.

579
00:27:45.119 --> 00:27:47.240
<v Speaker 1>They're all freaked out, like this wasn't supposed to happen.

580
00:27:48.039 --> 00:27:50.680
<v Speaker 1>Carol tries to tell Robert the little boy to hide

581
00:27:50.880 --> 00:27:53.839
<v Speaker 1>under the crates, like keep stay hidden, stay hidden, don't

582
00:27:53.880 --> 00:27:56.799
<v Speaker 1>let anyone like see you. But this only exposes him

583
00:27:56.799 --> 00:27:57.240
<v Speaker 1>to Duncan.

584
00:27:57.359 --> 00:27:57.480
<v Speaker 2>Right.

585
00:27:57.559 --> 00:27:59.720
<v Speaker 1>This actually like was almost a little bit of a

586
00:27:59.759 --> 00:28:03.000
<v Speaker 1>jump scar because it's the camera's tight on Juliana Margalli's

587
00:28:03.000 --> 00:28:04.920
<v Speaker 1>and she's like, co go under the crates, and then

588
00:28:04.960 --> 00:28:07.720
<v Speaker 1>you and McGregor's head just pops into frame and he's like, oh,

589
00:28:07.759 --> 00:28:10.759
<v Speaker 1>so what do we have here? Another hostage, and like shit,

590
00:28:11.279 --> 00:28:13.400
<v Speaker 1>Duncan demands that the boy comes out from under his

591
00:28:13.440 --> 00:28:16.559
<v Speaker 1>hiding place. The kid is obviously like just too afraid

592
00:28:16.559 --> 00:28:20.880
<v Speaker 1>to move. He's paralyzed with fear. Eventually, Carol tells Robert

593
00:28:20.880 --> 00:28:23.160
<v Speaker 1>to stay behind her, like come and stand behind me

594
00:28:23.200 --> 00:28:25.359
<v Speaker 1>and you'll be okay, You'll be okay, and she coaxes

595
00:28:25.400 --> 00:28:27.759
<v Speaker 1>the kid out. She's like the voice of calm in

596
00:28:27.759 --> 00:28:32.680
<v Speaker 1>an otherwise deeply escalating situation. Meanwhile, the cops are surrounding

597
00:28:32.720 --> 00:28:35.200
<v Speaker 1>the shop and like this this is getting.

598
00:28:34.960 --> 00:28:38.799
<v Speaker 2>Worse and worse, So mister Nevotny and James continue to bleed.

599
00:28:39.279 --> 00:28:42.240
<v Speaker 2>Carol stands up and she says, I took an oath

600
00:28:42.519 --> 00:28:43.319
<v Speaker 2>a nurse his outh.

601
00:28:46.000 --> 00:28:47.480
<v Speaker 1>I'm a nurse. Maybe I can help.

602
00:28:47.519 --> 00:28:50.599
<v Speaker 2>She wants to help mister Nevotney, but the burglars demand

603
00:28:50.720 --> 00:28:53.400
<v Speaker 2>that she cared for James first, even though mister Nevotney

604
00:28:53.480 --> 00:28:56.000
<v Speaker 2>is clearly worse off, being quite a bit older and

605
00:28:56.039 --> 00:28:58.279
<v Speaker 2>also shot in the chest and lying on the ground,

606
00:28:58.279 --> 00:28:59.799
<v Speaker 2>whereas James still standing up and talking.

607
00:29:00.079 --> 00:29:02.240
<v Speaker 1>Yeah, James a shot kind of in the side, threw

608
00:29:02.279 --> 00:29:04.759
<v Speaker 1>his ribs. Yeah, so that hurts like a bitch, but yeah,

609
00:29:04.759 --> 00:29:05.680
<v Speaker 1>it's in better shape.

610
00:29:06.559 --> 00:29:09.680
<v Speaker 2>So Carol goes to care for James and Duncan yells

611
00:29:09.680 --> 00:29:12.039
<v Speaker 2>at her, take the kid with you, and she's like, well, no,

612
00:29:12.079 --> 00:29:14.799
<v Speaker 2>he shouldn't see it, like there's obviously violence. Like he's like, no,

613
00:29:15.039 --> 00:29:18.160
<v Speaker 2>he has to go to So I think the producers

614
00:29:18.160 --> 00:29:20.640
<v Speaker 2>and the writers of the show are really relying on

615
00:29:20.680 --> 00:29:25.960
<v Speaker 2>Ewan McGregor's inherent Ewan McGregor likableness to carry a lot

616
00:29:26.400 --> 00:29:29.440
<v Speaker 2>of the plot on this show. And look, he does

617
00:29:29.480 --> 00:29:33.359
<v Speaker 2>his level best, which is better than essentially anyone else

618
00:29:33.400 --> 00:29:34.839
<v Speaker 2>on the planet could do like, I don't know who

619
00:29:34.839 --> 00:29:35.559
<v Speaker 2>could do it better.

620
00:29:36.279 --> 00:29:40.759
<v Speaker 1>I don't like duncan oh no me either. To be fair,

621
00:29:40.920 --> 00:29:44.200
<v Speaker 1>it goes aways like honestly, like it goes a little

622
00:29:44.240 --> 00:29:46.319
<v Speaker 1>bit of because there are moments when this show softens

623
00:29:46.400 --> 00:29:49.480
<v Speaker 1>him a touch, but like not enough. We've seen this

624
00:29:49.559 --> 00:29:52.680
<v Speaker 1>trope before, the inept gunman who's not really a bad guy,

625
00:29:52.759 --> 00:29:55.440
<v Speaker 1>he just got caught up and blah blah blah. But like,

626
00:29:55.839 --> 00:29:59.440
<v Speaker 1>this guy sucks. He's awful. He's really awful, and he's like,

627
00:29:59.519 --> 00:30:01.680
<v Speaker 1>when given the chance to do the right thing, he

628
00:30:01.720 --> 00:30:03.319
<v Speaker 1>will constantly do the wrong thing.

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<v Speaker 2>Yes, yes, I and I keep look, this would have

630
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<v Speaker 2>been a much simpler episode, but I expected them to

631
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<v Speaker 2>have James, his American cousin will find out be the

632
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<v Speaker 2>shitty one, be the shitty one, and he's the one

633
00:30:14.200 --> 00:30:15.960
<v Speaker 2>who didn't really want to do it and he kind

634
00:30:15.960 --> 00:30:18.240
<v Speaker 2>of got dragged along and blah blah blah blah blah.

635
00:30:18.559 --> 00:30:21.039
<v Speaker 2>That's not where it goes. They're both pretty in on this.

636
00:30:21.160 --> 00:30:23.799
<v Speaker 2>They had differing plans, but neither one of them is

637
00:30:23.880 --> 00:30:28.799
<v Speaker 2>like feeling super bad about everything that's going on, you know, yeah, which.

638
00:30:28.559 --> 00:30:29.880
<v Speaker 1>Makes it a more interesting character.

639
00:30:30.000 --> 00:30:31.960
<v Speaker 2>It just I think the balance got off because I

640
00:30:32.000 --> 00:30:34.200
<v Speaker 2>don't think the end of the episode really lands for

641
00:30:34.440 --> 00:30:35.640
<v Speaker 2>me emotionally.

642
00:30:35.680 --> 00:30:37.519
<v Speaker 1>We'll talk about it when we'll get there. I have

643
00:30:38.079 --> 00:30:41.799
<v Speaker 1>so many thoughts on that, unlike Carol's journey in this episode,

644
00:30:41.799 --> 00:30:45.000
<v Speaker 1>because it's it's not that I think the audience is

645
00:30:45.000 --> 00:30:49.119
<v Speaker 1>supposed to care about Duncan per se, but Carol does

646
00:30:49.440 --> 00:30:52.240
<v Speaker 1>yes in a way that feels so unearned.

647
00:30:52.480 --> 00:30:53.640
<v Speaker 2>Yes, Like, yeah, why.

648
00:30:53.480 --> 00:30:55.920
<v Speaker 1>Does she care if this guy lives or fucking dies?

649
00:30:55.960 --> 00:30:57.960
<v Speaker 1>He waved a gun in her face for twenty minutes.

650
00:30:58.319 --> 00:31:03.039
<v Speaker 2>Okay, So, as Carol is caring for James, Duncan threatens Angie,

651
00:31:03.079 --> 00:31:06.319
<v Speaker 2>that's sassy, Angie, lippy Angie, huh for moving, and she

652
00:31:06.440 --> 00:31:08.720
<v Speaker 2>snaps back at him, I can't go anywhere. Why are

653
00:31:08.720 --> 00:31:11.519
<v Speaker 2>you even bothering with me? And I'm like, girl, I will,

654
00:31:11.680 --> 00:31:14.039
<v Speaker 2>I will shove a Maxi pad in your mouth myself.

655
00:31:14.880 --> 00:31:17.839
<v Speaker 2>Don't anger the crazy person with the gun.

656
00:31:18.160 --> 00:31:21.079
<v Speaker 1>She's carrying very hard, right, very hard. She's gonna ask

657
00:31:21.119 --> 00:31:26.200
<v Speaker 1>Duncan to see his manager. As Carol assesses James, the

658
00:31:26.200 --> 00:31:29.440
<v Speaker 1>phone starts to ring incessantly, right, and Duncan discovers that

659
00:31:29.519 --> 00:31:32.839
<v Speaker 1>mister Doozak, the check guy, has also hurt his wrist,

660
00:31:33.440 --> 00:31:36.519
<v Speaker 1>and he threatens Lockhart. The delivery guy did not get

661
00:31:36.559 --> 00:31:39.039
<v Speaker 1>any ideas about being a hero and like the actors

662
00:31:39.079 --> 00:31:41.519
<v Speaker 1>are really good. He's like, I'm just sitting here. Yeah,

663
00:31:41.720 --> 00:31:45.759
<v Speaker 1>like relax, I'm not gonna do anything. Carol assesses James

664
00:31:45.799 --> 00:31:48.079
<v Speaker 1>and she says, look, he actually does really need to

665
00:31:48.119 --> 00:31:50.079
<v Speaker 1>see a doctor sooner. He's gonna bleed to death. Like,

666
00:31:50.160 --> 00:31:51.880
<v Speaker 1>I've done the best I can to patch this up.

667
00:31:51.880 --> 00:31:54.440
<v Speaker 1>But he was shot with a shotgun. Yeah, so he

668
00:31:54.559 --> 00:31:57.839
<v Speaker 1>is deeply, deeply wounded. James is like, shut up and

669
00:31:57.920 --> 00:32:00.200
<v Speaker 1>stop the bleeding, and she gathers as many supple lies

670
00:32:00.240 --> 00:32:02.720
<v Speaker 1>from the stories she can to like start to dress

671
00:32:02.759 --> 00:32:05.279
<v Speaker 1>the wound. Yeah right, she, as Paul writes here, she

672
00:32:05.359 --> 00:32:07.559
<v Speaker 1>mcguiver's wound dressing with Maxi pads and tape.

673
00:32:07.680 --> 00:32:09.960
<v Speaker 2>Yep, she does as good a job as I could do. Yes,

674
00:32:10.000 --> 00:32:12.319
<v Speaker 2>but I'll say that right now better even yeah, and

675
00:32:12.359 --> 00:32:16.079
<v Speaker 2>would say yeah. So Duncan demands that Lockhart help him

676
00:32:16.079 --> 00:32:20.079
<v Speaker 2>barricade the door while shouting about how in America everyone

677
00:32:20.119 --> 00:32:20.759
<v Speaker 2>has a job.

678
00:32:21.079 --> 00:32:23.200
<v Speaker 1>Weird line, Okay, weird line.

679
00:32:23.279 --> 00:32:26.680
<v Speaker 2>I was literally like, was there something happening in Scotland

680
00:32:26.920 --> 00:32:30.279
<v Speaker 2>in whenever it's nineteen ninety seven. I guess in nineteen

681
00:32:30.319 --> 00:32:33.440
<v Speaker 2>ninety six where they were going through some kind of.

682
00:32:34.079 --> 00:32:37.599
<v Speaker 1>It doesn't matter. This didn't air in Scotland, is aired here, right,

683
00:32:37.599 --> 00:32:39.519
<v Speaker 1>and it just still doesn't make any fucking sense.

684
00:32:39.559 --> 00:32:41.759
<v Speaker 2>It's cool, well, because I think later they want it

685
00:32:41.799 --> 00:32:46.119
<v Speaker 2>to be his motivating thing that he thinks Americans are

686
00:32:46.200 --> 00:32:49.359
<v Speaker 2>all fat cats and like you know everyone it's it's

687
00:32:49.400 --> 00:32:51.839
<v Speaker 2>the land where everyone gets everything they want or something

688
00:32:51.920 --> 00:32:52.240
<v Speaker 2>like that.

689
00:32:52.599 --> 00:32:55.599
<v Speaker 1>I don't think so nothing else. He doesn't really hammer

690
00:32:55.920 --> 00:32:57.880
<v Speaker 1>that home in any other part of the episode, though,

691
00:32:57.880 --> 00:32:58.240
<v Speaker 1>does well.

692
00:32:58.240 --> 00:33:00.200
<v Speaker 2>He talks about losing his job in Scotland, Like he

693
00:33:00.240 --> 00:33:03.920
<v Speaker 2>talks a lot about employment and how he wound up here,

694
00:33:04.039 --> 00:33:06.160
<v Speaker 2>and like I think they're trying to talk about like

695
00:33:06.480 --> 00:33:08.640
<v Speaker 2>to be clear, I agree this is a gossamer, thin

696
00:33:08.720 --> 00:33:10.359
<v Speaker 2>web I'm trying to spend, but I'm trying to come

697
00:33:10.400 --> 00:33:13.039
<v Speaker 2>up with some like why did they put this line in?

698
00:33:13.359 --> 00:33:16.079
<v Speaker 1>Yeah, cause it's so it's it's.

699
00:33:16.119 --> 00:33:19.680
<v Speaker 2>Highlighted and it's very clear. And he like he has

700
00:33:19.720 --> 00:33:21.960
<v Speaker 2>a longer little rant that ends with in America, everyone

701
00:33:22.000 --> 00:33:24.039
<v Speaker 2>has a job because like, oh that the lippy AND's

702
00:33:24.039 --> 00:33:25.759
<v Speaker 2>a school teacher. Oh everyone has a job, and it's

703
00:33:26.359 --> 00:33:28.599
<v Speaker 2>it made me think there was some historical context that

704
00:33:28.680 --> 00:33:29.440
<v Speaker 2>I was missing.

705
00:33:29.920 --> 00:33:32.519
<v Speaker 1>Maybe not. Also, you know what now that you say it,

706
00:33:32.559 --> 00:33:34.799
<v Speaker 1>like yeah, yeah, yeah, that makes sense. He moved here

707
00:33:34.799 --> 00:33:37.079
<v Speaker 1>to get a job, couldn't get a job, ends up

708
00:33:37.079 --> 00:33:39.720
<v Speaker 1>doing this shit instead, Like that that all makes that

709
00:33:39.839 --> 00:33:42.359
<v Speaker 1>actually all tracks. But also I don't think there you

710
00:33:42.440 --> 00:33:45.440
<v Speaker 1>need to have historical context. It's just America's whole line, right,

711
00:33:45.559 --> 00:33:48.039
<v Speaker 1>Our whole line is like land of opportunity, land of

712
00:33:48.079 --> 00:33:51.319
<v Speaker 1>blah blah blah. So that's that's what he's making fun of.

713
00:33:51.359 --> 00:33:52.119
<v Speaker 1>I suppose, I guess.

714
00:33:52.240 --> 00:33:56.400
<v Speaker 2>Yeah, So Carol has done MAXI patting James's chest, so

715
00:33:56.680 --> 00:33:58.720
<v Speaker 2>decide I should say not chest, and she moves on

716
00:33:58.799 --> 00:34:00.279
<v Speaker 2>to help mister Navotne.

717
00:34:00.480 --> 00:34:01.720
<v Speaker 1>She starts CPR.

718
00:34:01.920 --> 00:34:04.599
<v Speaker 2>She tells Duncan that she needs help, he needs a doctor,

719
00:34:04.640 --> 00:34:07.000
<v Speaker 2>like this guy is in really bad shape, and she says,

720
00:34:07.119 --> 00:34:09.880
<v Speaker 2>you don't want mister Novotny to die. You shot him,

721
00:34:10.000 --> 00:34:12.199
<v Speaker 2>and the cops are gonna get even angrier than they

722
00:34:12.239 --> 00:34:14.559
<v Speaker 2>already are if this guy dies, because then you'll have

723
00:34:14.639 --> 00:34:17.480
<v Speaker 2>killed him. So Duncan tells the other hostages to help

724
00:34:17.519 --> 00:34:19.000
<v Speaker 2>Carol try to save this guy's life.

725
00:34:19.199 --> 00:34:20.440
<v Speaker 1>M H cool.

726
00:34:20.639 --> 00:34:23.159
<v Speaker 2>Cool, Well, if I'm gonna get in trouble, then yes,

727
00:34:23.199 --> 00:34:24.320
<v Speaker 2>you can help her save his life.

728
00:34:24.440 --> 00:34:24.840
<v Speaker 3>Yeah.

729
00:34:25.079 --> 00:34:28.119
<v Speaker 1>We jump slightly forward in time. Angie and missus Novotny

730
00:34:28.159 --> 00:34:31.199
<v Speaker 1>are performing CPR while Carol gathers supplies for like a

731
00:34:31.239 --> 00:34:32.639
<v Speaker 1>makeshift tracheotomy.

732
00:34:32.800 --> 00:34:36.199
<v Speaker 2>Okay, why have I seen this so many times?

733
00:34:36.280 --> 00:34:38.000
<v Speaker 1>You know what's funny is I thought the same thing.

734
00:34:38.079 --> 00:34:40.199
<v Speaker 1>I was like, why I have seen this? I feel

735
00:34:40.199 --> 00:34:42.519
<v Speaker 1>like this is a thing that writers go to a

736
00:34:42.519 --> 00:34:47.920
<v Speaker 1>lot because it's it's visually like you can see what's happening.

737
00:34:47.480 --> 00:34:50.559
<v Speaker 2>And it's also incredibly chilling to think about as a

738
00:34:50.800 --> 00:34:53.039
<v Speaker 2>person who's conscious and not in need of this life

739
00:34:53.119 --> 00:34:58.559
<v Speaker 2>saving procedure. If I never see another tracheotomy makeshift or

740
00:34:58.599 --> 00:35:00.559
<v Speaker 2>otherwise for the rest of my life, it will be

741
00:35:00.599 --> 00:35:01.000
<v Speaker 2>too soon.

742
00:35:01.119 --> 00:35:02.880
<v Speaker 1>Well, now, if I need a trachyonomy, I need to

743
00:35:02.880 --> 00:35:06.159
<v Speaker 1>know you know how to perform one. I also had

744
00:35:06.159 --> 00:35:07.320
<v Speaker 1>a moment where I was like, he was shot in

745
00:35:07.360 --> 00:35:09.840
<v Speaker 1>the chest, what does he need a trichyonomy? I just

746
00:35:09.840 --> 00:35:12.360
<v Speaker 1>don't know. I'm gonna assume like there's medical things that

747
00:35:12.400 --> 00:35:15.480
<v Speaker 1>I'm just not unaware of what's happening. So the phone

748
00:35:15.519 --> 00:35:18.159
<v Speaker 1>is continuing to ring while the cops ask questions on

749
00:35:18.159 --> 00:35:21.559
<v Speaker 1>a bullhorn outside, like how many hostages? What are your demands?

750
00:35:21.679 --> 00:35:25.599
<v Speaker 1>All the normal cop questions. Carol manages to hear a

751
00:35:25.639 --> 00:35:28.639
<v Speaker 1>pulse on mister Novotney, while Duncan snaps at James and

752
00:35:28.719 --> 00:35:31.360
<v Speaker 1>it was his idea to rob the store, you idiot,

753
00:35:32.159 --> 00:35:35.039
<v Speaker 1>James like, well I got mine, didn't I been shot?

754
00:35:35.360 --> 00:35:36.920
<v Speaker 2>Duncan's like I said we should have come here when

755
00:35:36.920 --> 00:35:38.960
<v Speaker 2>there weren't other people around him, Like, well the owner

756
00:35:39.039 --> 00:35:40.079
<v Speaker 2>was the one who fucking shot you?

757
00:35:40.360 --> 00:35:43.440
<v Speaker 1>Yeah, Like yeah, Gi Joe over there is someone who

758
00:35:43.440 --> 00:35:46.920
<v Speaker 1>shot you. Carol continues to work on mister Novotney. She

759
00:35:47.480 --> 00:35:50.639
<v Speaker 1>attempts to insert like a chest tube through his ribs.

760
00:35:50.679 --> 00:35:53.360
<v Speaker 1>This is actually super interesting because you like, I close

761
00:35:53.440 --> 00:35:54.880
<v Speaker 1>my eyes, so please tell me about it if you

762
00:35:55.039 --> 00:35:57.199
<v Speaker 1>like her doing the job. The work of like counting

763
00:35:57.199 --> 00:36:00.480
<v Speaker 1>the ribs from outside of his like shirt to be

764
00:36:00.559 --> 00:36:02.760
<v Speaker 1>like five four Okay. Here in between these two she's

765
00:36:02.800 --> 00:36:05.559
<v Speaker 1>saying it out loud. There's a small subplot that kind

766
00:36:05.599 --> 00:36:08.039
<v Speaker 1>of gets introduced in this episode that Carol, a top

767
00:36:08.039 --> 00:36:11.760
<v Speaker 1>of being suspended, is also she's she's trying to be

768
00:36:11.800 --> 00:36:14.920
<v Speaker 1>a doctor, so she's studying for medical school. So she's

769
00:36:15.000 --> 00:36:17.440
<v Speaker 1>deeply qualified to be doing some of this stuff right,

770
00:36:17.519 --> 00:36:19.679
<v Speaker 1>much more than your your average jes.

771
00:36:19.639 --> 00:36:22.159
<v Speaker 2>She's better than I would be. Let's I'll say.

772
00:36:21.960 --> 00:36:24.440
<v Speaker 1>That right barely though, don't you know what, don't sell

773
00:36:24.519 --> 00:36:27.079
<v Speaker 1>yourself short. I have seen you. I've seen you do

774
00:36:27.159 --> 00:36:30.679
<v Speaker 1>a lot of tracheotomies. You've seen me chop up a

775
00:36:30.679 --> 00:36:32.679
<v Speaker 1>piece of gar like, yeah, I've seen I've seen you.

776
00:36:32.760 --> 00:36:35.199
<v Speaker 1>I've seen you attempt to insert a chest tube on

777
00:36:35.280 --> 00:36:38.199
<v Speaker 1>many people, and you've almost never killed anyone, and.

778
00:36:38.119 --> 00:36:39.079
<v Speaker 2>They never consent.

779
00:36:39.159 --> 00:36:44.079
<v Speaker 1>I don't know. Mostly I'm just a sleep. Man's cutting

780
00:36:44.079 --> 00:36:48.320
<v Speaker 1>into my rib cage. So unfortunately, Carol does everything she can.

781
00:36:48.400 --> 00:36:51.559
<v Speaker 1>It's a heroic effort, but it's too late. Mister Nevotney

782
00:36:51.719 --> 00:36:52.599
<v Speaker 1>dies on the floor.

783
00:36:52.760 --> 00:36:56.400
<v Speaker 2>Yep, so Duncan has Lockhart. That's the that's the delivery guy,

784
00:36:56.440 --> 00:36:58.880
<v Speaker 2>the big delivery guy, the worried about because he's big drag.

785
00:36:58.960 --> 00:37:01.360
<v Speaker 2>Mister Navotney's body the back room, which I gotta say,

786
00:37:01.360 --> 00:37:02.320
<v Speaker 2>if I was that guy, like.

787
00:37:05.039 --> 00:37:09.840
<v Speaker 1>Dragon yourself like, Carol.

788
00:37:09.480 --> 00:37:14.280
<v Speaker 2>Accompanies them and while they're going back, Robert, that's the kid, Robert,

789
00:37:14.440 --> 00:37:15.880
<v Speaker 2>it says, oh my god, I think I'm gonna be sick.

790
00:37:15.920 --> 00:37:16.360
<v Speaker 1>Gonna be sick.

791
00:37:16.440 --> 00:37:17.960
<v Speaker 2>So he gets permission to go to the bathroom. So

792
00:37:18.000 --> 00:37:19.360
<v Speaker 2>he runs to the back into the bathroom.

793
00:37:19.360 --> 00:37:21.599
<v Speaker 1>Here's a great line here where he's like, I'm gonna vomit.

794
00:37:21.639 --> 00:37:24.199
<v Speaker 1>I'm gonna vomit, and like they're like, so vomit. And

795
00:37:24.239 --> 00:37:26.880
<v Speaker 1>the teacher who teaches the elementary school is like, trust me,

796
00:37:27.320 --> 00:37:30.320
<v Speaker 1>you don't want him vomiting here, and she says it

797
00:37:30.360 --> 00:37:32.559
<v Speaker 1>with his haunted look in her eyes, like I've seen

798
00:37:32.559 --> 00:37:32.920
<v Speaker 1>some shit.

799
00:37:33.079 --> 00:37:35.840
<v Speaker 2>There was a story there. A good job, Maricel Nichols.

800
00:37:35.880 --> 00:37:37.880
<v Speaker 2>I agree that was a great line reading. So in

801
00:37:37.920 --> 00:37:40.840
<v Speaker 2>the back room, Carol again tries to reason with Duncan.

802
00:37:40.960 --> 00:37:43.400
<v Speaker 2>She insists they have to get James to a hospital,

803
00:37:43.800 --> 00:37:46.079
<v Speaker 2>and she's like, look, they'll go easy on you. You've never

804
00:37:46.159 --> 00:37:49.119
<v Speaker 2>killed anyone before, and he demands, no, how do you

805
00:37:49.119 --> 00:37:50.840
<v Speaker 2>know I haven't killed anybody? And she just looks at

806
00:37:50.880 --> 00:37:52.960
<v Speaker 2>me and she says, you haven't, have you because she's

807
00:37:53.000 --> 00:37:57.239
<v Speaker 2>recognizing his reaction to having killed mister Nevatney. Yep, they're

808
00:37:57.239 --> 00:37:59.119
<v Speaker 2>inserting a lot of these shots of you and McGregor

809
00:37:59.159 --> 00:38:01.320
<v Speaker 2>when he's not screaming and waving gun around, looking a

810
00:38:01.320 --> 00:38:05.079
<v Speaker 2>little like shocked and horrified and horrified and like so

811
00:38:05.199 --> 00:38:08.199
<v Speaker 2>like they I don't want to discount what the episode does.

812
00:38:08.280 --> 00:38:10.960
<v Speaker 2>They do, show you the human underneath they do. It's

813
00:38:11.039 --> 00:38:12.480
<v Speaker 2>just we'll get to the end, and we get to

814
00:38:12.480 --> 00:38:15.239
<v Speaker 2>the end. But you're right, it's her reaction that is

815
00:38:15.320 --> 00:38:17.519
<v Speaker 2>like really out of it's.

816
00:38:17.360 --> 00:38:20.119
<v Speaker 1>A little over the top. Yeah, but these two actors

817
00:38:20.119 --> 00:38:22.719
<v Speaker 1>were killing it. Oh lately, you're doing a This is

818
00:38:22.719 --> 00:38:25.000
<v Speaker 1>a really good to hander for both of them. Yeah.

819
00:38:25.039 --> 00:38:27.719
<v Speaker 2>So Duncan brings Lockhart the delivery guy back into the

820
00:38:27.719 --> 00:38:31.079
<v Speaker 2>main area while Carol covers mister Navatni with the blanket,

821
00:38:31.400 --> 00:38:33.880
<v Speaker 2>and as she goes to return to the store, Javier,

822
00:38:34.000 --> 00:38:35.760
<v Speaker 2>the stock boy from the beginning, remember we said he

823
00:38:35.800 --> 00:38:38.320
<v Speaker 2>walked right back into the storeroom, whispers to her from

824
00:38:38.360 --> 00:38:41.039
<v Speaker 2>behind some shelves, and he tells her there's another door

825
00:38:41.119 --> 00:38:44.039
<v Speaker 2>behind him, but it's locked. He can't get out through it,

826
00:38:44.599 --> 00:38:46.400
<v Speaker 2>and he has a baseball bat and he wants to

827
00:38:46.440 --> 00:38:48.840
<v Speaker 2>be a hero, and Carol's like, no, no, no, no, no, no,

828
00:38:49.280 --> 00:38:51.039
<v Speaker 2>fucking stay there. I'm going to try to get the

829
00:38:51.119 --> 00:38:53.840
<v Speaker 2>keys and then at the very least you can get out.

830
00:38:54.239 --> 00:38:56.760
<v Speaker 1>So outside in the store, in the main store, Duncan

831
00:38:56.800 --> 00:38:59.239
<v Speaker 1>and James are now disagreeing over what they should demand

832
00:38:59.280 --> 00:39:02.760
<v Speaker 1>from the cops. James wants an escape car and Duncan

833
00:39:02.840 --> 00:39:06.800
<v Speaker 1>wants medical supplies to help James and like fix up

834
00:39:06.800 --> 00:39:09.719
<v Speaker 1>everything that's going on. James starts to panic and he

835
00:39:09.760 --> 00:39:13.639
<v Speaker 1>demands that Duncan restrain Lockhart with tape. There's a moment

836
00:39:13.760 --> 00:39:16.440
<v Speaker 1>I'm missing something here, didn't Duncan. Didn't Lockhart try to

837
00:39:16.480 --> 00:39:19.320
<v Speaker 1>do something like he was holding onto something. No, they

838
00:39:19.440 --> 00:39:22.119
<v Speaker 1>just picking on the guy because he's big. Oh okay,

839
00:39:22.159 --> 00:39:24.400
<v Speaker 1>I was like, wait, I remember them doing this, but

840
00:39:24.400 --> 00:39:28.760
<v Speaker 1>I don't remember why. James is angry about Carol moving

841
00:39:28.760 --> 00:39:31.000
<v Speaker 1>through the store. So James, who's like kind of like

842
00:39:31.079 --> 00:39:34.400
<v Speaker 1>quickly losing blood and losing his like consciousness, is yelling

843
00:39:34.400 --> 00:39:37.840
<v Speaker 1>and micromanaging Duncan. He's like, you are not handling this well.

844
00:39:38.159 --> 00:39:40.199
<v Speaker 1>I need you to get your shit together and get

845
00:39:40.199 --> 00:39:42.920
<v Speaker 1>these people under control. Tape the hands of the big

846
00:39:42.960 --> 00:39:44.920
<v Speaker 1>guy so he doesn't try anything, and get that fucking

847
00:39:45.000 --> 00:39:47.719
<v Speaker 1>lady to stop moving around the store and stop giving

848
00:39:47.719 --> 00:39:50.760
<v Speaker 1>her all this free access to the space. As a manager,

849
00:39:50.800 --> 00:39:52.639
<v Speaker 1>I have to say, James is doing a good job.

850
00:39:52.760 --> 00:39:55.920
<v Speaker 1>He's not wrong. He's not wrong Duncan's like, she's just

851
00:39:55.960 --> 00:39:57.000
<v Speaker 1>trying to help man.

852
00:39:57.719 --> 00:40:00.639
<v Speaker 2>She's bringing like a frozen bag of peace or corn

853
00:40:00.719 --> 00:40:03.400
<v Speaker 2>or whatever to Angie's hand because Angie was burned by

854
00:40:03.400 --> 00:40:06.079
<v Speaker 2>the coffee pot and she's putting it on Angie's hand.

855
00:40:06.119 --> 00:40:07.760
<v Speaker 2>Angie looks over and she's like, Yo, this wouldn't be

856
00:40:07.800 --> 00:40:11.639
<v Speaker 2>necessary if you hadn't shot the coffee pot. And Carol's like, Angie.

857
00:40:11.559 --> 00:40:19.440
<v Speaker 1>Angie, girl, baby girl, shut up, stfu, shut the fuck up.

858
00:40:19.519 --> 00:40:22.760
<v Speaker 1>Duncan seems to finally be chilling, ever so slightly. Could

859
00:40:22.840 --> 00:40:26.440
<v Speaker 1>you not antagonize him further, please? I'm also angry at him.

860
00:40:26.760 --> 00:40:30.960
<v Speaker 1>Put a lid on it. So Duncan and James start

861
00:40:31.039 --> 00:40:33.840
<v Speaker 1>arguing again, and it becomes clear what Paul was saying earlier.

862
00:40:33.920 --> 00:40:35.840
<v Speaker 1>Duncan wanted to knock over the store when there weren't

863
00:40:35.840 --> 00:40:38.599
<v Speaker 1>any customers inside, and James insisted, now's the time, now's

864
00:40:38.639 --> 00:40:41.800
<v Speaker 1>the time. Honestly, James was wrong. There's fucking the store's

865
00:40:41.800 --> 00:40:44.159
<v Speaker 1>probably open till two am. Yeah, like rob it at

866
00:40:44.159 --> 00:40:46.719
<v Speaker 1>one fifty eight p like, am what are you doing?

867
00:40:47.519 --> 00:40:50.920
<v Speaker 1>While they spar Carol quietly asks missus Navotani where the

868
00:40:51.000 --> 00:40:53.480
<v Speaker 1>keys to the back door are and missus n Botany

869
00:40:53.480 --> 00:40:55.360
<v Speaker 1>tells her they're behind the counter. So now we have

870
00:40:55.480 --> 00:40:58.400
<v Speaker 1>Chekhov's keys. We know where they are. Now we just

871
00:40:58.440 --> 00:41:01.920
<v Speaker 1>have to wait for the moment this is Novai does try.

872
00:41:02.039 --> 00:41:03.639
<v Speaker 1>She gets up, She's like, I need to get some

873
00:41:03.719 --> 00:41:06.599
<v Speaker 1>aspirin for this man's wrist, and Duncan's like, it's on

874
00:41:06.679 --> 00:41:09.960
<v Speaker 1>the shelf over there, don't go behind, Like he's directing

875
00:41:10.000 --> 00:41:12.480
<v Speaker 1>her to where she should be going instead of where

876
00:41:12.480 --> 00:41:13.039
<v Speaker 1>the keys are.

877
00:41:13.239 --> 00:41:16.559
<v Speaker 2>Yeah, Angie tells Duncan not to shoot the aspirin. This

878
00:41:16.679 --> 00:41:20.280
<v Speaker 2>is such a weird it's such a weird thing that

879
00:41:20.440 --> 00:41:22.639
<v Speaker 2>this is clearly the moment in the episode where the

880
00:41:22.639 --> 00:41:26.079
<v Speaker 2>writers need something to happen and they so Angie is like, hey,

881
00:41:26.079 --> 00:41:27.920
<v Speaker 2>why don't you try not to shoot the aspirin, your

882
00:41:27.920 --> 00:41:28.960
<v Speaker 2>Scottish asshole.

883
00:41:29.280 --> 00:41:32.360
<v Speaker 1>Should she be a teacher? I don't think she might be.

884
00:41:32.559 --> 00:41:34.519
<v Speaker 1>Maybe she should be an insult comic. I don't know.

885
00:41:36.519 --> 00:41:39.920
<v Speaker 1>I'm just imagining her being like you colored outside the lines,

886
00:41:39.960 --> 00:41:42.960
<v Speaker 1>you dumb fuck her to some poor little kid.

887
00:41:43.360 --> 00:41:47.719
<v Speaker 2>So this sends James into a kind of weird fugue state.

888
00:41:47.480 --> 00:41:49.440
<v Speaker 1>Because he's losing blood, losing blood.

889
00:41:49.159 --> 00:41:51.159
<v Speaker 2>Fast right, and he starts to laugh at the thought

890
00:41:51.159 --> 00:41:53.519
<v Speaker 2>of Duncan shooting various things in the shop, like what

891
00:41:53.599 --> 00:41:55.920
<v Speaker 2>if you shot the bread, what if you shot the magazines? Right,

892
00:41:55.920 --> 00:41:58.679
<v Speaker 2>And he's laughing and Duncan tells him to shut up,

893
00:41:58.719 --> 00:42:00.440
<v Speaker 2>and they start to go at each other. And then

894
00:42:00.440 --> 00:42:04.159
<v Speaker 2>missus Navatni, who I think this actresses a really good job,

895
00:42:04.239 --> 00:42:06.639
<v Speaker 2>Like she wails over her husband when she's trying to

896
00:42:06.639 --> 00:42:09.039
<v Speaker 2>save him. Then he dies and she almost like just

897
00:42:09.280 --> 00:42:13.079
<v Speaker 2>goes into like shock. Yeah, and then this happens and

898
00:42:13.119 --> 00:42:15.320
<v Speaker 2>she stands up and she starts screaming at both of

899
00:42:15.360 --> 00:42:18.000
<v Speaker 2>them that you killed my husband. He couldn't even speak,

900
00:42:18.039 --> 00:42:19.760
<v Speaker 2>he couldn't say anything to me. He just died. I

901
00:42:19.760 --> 00:42:21.320
<v Speaker 2>had to sit there, like she starts screaming at him.

902
00:42:21.320 --> 00:42:22.199
<v Speaker 2>It's very well.

903
00:42:22.000 --> 00:42:24.639
<v Speaker 1>Done, so affecting. Yeah, yeah, she's like, hey, could you

904
00:42:24.679 --> 00:42:27.880
<v Speaker 1>two bosos acknowledged for a minute that you've ruined my life? Yeah.

905
00:42:28.000 --> 00:42:30.800
<v Speaker 1>Duncan is upset because this old lady's yelling at him,

906
00:42:30.800 --> 00:42:32.239
<v Speaker 1>which honestly fair.

907
00:42:32.280 --> 00:42:34.800
<v Speaker 2>And he doesn't really have a response because she's uh,

908
00:42:35.000 --> 00:42:37.079
<v Speaker 2>just checking, yeah, no lies detected.

909
00:42:36.639 --> 00:42:40.400
<v Speaker 1>There, so correct. So he decides that Robert has had

910
00:42:40.480 --> 00:42:42.039
<v Speaker 1>enough time to vomit in the bathroom. He's like, I

911
00:42:42.039 --> 00:42:46.719
<v Speaker 1>got to change the subjects. Look over there, what's that

912
00:42:46.880 --> 00:42:49.360
<v Speaker 1>kids fucking doing in the bathroom? And he goes to

913
00:42:49.400 --> 00:42:51.159
<v Speaker 1>the back and he starts banging on the door. Get

914
00:42:51.159 --> 00:42:52.760
<v Speaker 1>out of there right now, kid, you've had enough time

915
00:42:52.800 --> 00:42:55.800
<v Speaker 1>to throw up. Which disagree. I've grown up. I've grown

916
00:42:55.920 --> 00:42:58.639
<v Speaker 1>up fairly recently, and you need to take your time.

917
00:42:59.480 --> 00:43:00.400
<v Speaker 2>Don't rush someone.

918
00:43:00.480 --> 00:43:03.239
<v Speaker 1>Don't rush someone, because sometimes you think you're done, you're not.

919
00:43:03.400 --> 00:43:07.960
<v Speaker 1>You're not always done. Carol begs Duncan to calm down, like, hey, hey, hey,

920
00:43:08.079 --> 00:43:12.599
<v Speaker 1>stop escalating the situation. Robert hears Carol's voice and he's like,

921
00:43:12.679 --> 00:43:14.280
<v Speaker 1>oh good, the voice of reason is out there, and

922
00:43:14.360 --> 00:43:17.199
<v Speaker 1>he's he's like, you can come in, and so Carol

923
00:43:17.360 --> 00:43:19.039
<v Speaker 1>is like, let me handle this. She goes into the

924
00:43:19.039 --> 00:43:20.800
<v Speaker 1>bathroom and the kid is sitting on the floor with

925
00:43:20.880 --> 00:43:23.039
<v Speaker 1>his shoes and socks off because his feet were hot.

926
00:43:23.400 --> 00:43:26.039
<v Speaker 1>This is a really nice touch. I thought this was

927
00:43:26.159 --> 00:43:28.360
<v Speaker 1>very sweet. And the kid, the kid is good. Yeah,

928
00:43:28.360 --> 00:43:30.119
<v Speaker 1>the kid is good. Also, did you think there was

929
00:43:30.159 --> 00:43:32.039
<v Speaker 1>gonna be a window in the bathroom and the kid

930
00:43:32.039 --> 00:43:33.400
<v Speaker 1>would have gotten out? That's what I thought was.

931
00:43:33.760 --> 00:43:36.400
<v Speaker 2>I only knew there wasn't because he when he says

932
00:43:36.400 --> 00:43:38.280
<v Speaker 2>he has to go to the bathroom. Someone, I think

933
00:43:38.360 --> 00:43:40.360
<v Speaker 2>James tells Duncan just let him go. I know there's

934
00:43:40.639 --> 00:43:43.280
<v Speaker 2>no there's no doorway. Yeah, they know there's no.

935
00:43:43.400 --> 00:43:47.519
<v Speaker 1>Actually say so. Duncan just snaps at the kid come out,

936
00:43:47.719 --> 00:43:50.320
<v Speaker 1>and then he leaves, and Carol manages to calm Robert

937
00:43:50.400 --> 00:43:52.400
<v Speaker 1>down and tells him to put okay, put your shoes

938
00:43:52.400 --> 00:43:54.119
<v Speaker 1>and socks on and come on out here and join

939
00:43:54.159 --> 00:43:55.960
<v Speaker 1>the others. It's going to be fine. Yeah, we're all

940
00:43:56.000 --> 00:43:56.679
<v Speaker 1>going to be fine.

941
00:43:56.880 --> 00:43:59.639
<v Speaker 2>And it's a really good conversation because the kid's like, well,

942
00:43:59.679 --> 00:44:01.239
<v Speaker 2>you don't know that we're gonna be fine. She's like, no,

943
00:44:01.400 --> 00:44:03.920
<v Speaker 2>I don't. You're right, but there's police outside. They're gonna

944
00:44:03.920 --> 00:44:05.440
<v Speaker 2>come in and help us. And he's like, well what

945
00:44:05.480 --> 00:44:07.440
<v Speaker 2>if Duncan and James shoot them, just like they shoot

946
00:44:07.440 --> 00:44:09.679
<v Speaker 2>everyone else. And she's like the limb will duck. Like

947
00:44:09.719 --> 00:44:10.679
<v Speaker 2>she doesn't lie.

948
00:44:11.119 --> 00:44:14.239
<v Speaker 1>Yeah, very she's very mature with this kid. Yeah nice,

949
00:44:14.360 --> 00:44:16.039
<v Speaker 1>she doesn't talk down to him. Yeah.

950
00:44:16.079 --> 00:44:18.679
<v Speaker 2>As Carol is leaving and the kid is getting his

951
00:44:18.679 --> 00:44:22.639
<v Speaker 2>shoes on, she notices Duncan's standing over mister Navotny and

952
00:44:22.679 --> 00:44:24.679
<v Speaker 2>he says that she must see a lot of dead people,

953
00:44:24.719 --> 00:44:27.079
<v Speaker 2>and she says, yeah, yeah, I do. And he asks

954
00:44:27.119 --> 00:44:28.679
<v Speaker 2>if she ever got used to it, and she just

955
00:44:28.679 --> 00:44:29.440
<v Speaker 2>says not really.

956
00:44:29.960 --> 00:44:31.480
<v Speaker 1>More connection between these two.

957
00:44:31.360 --> 00:44:37.360
<v Speaker 2>Yeah yeah. Robert emerges, and I can't quite figure out

958
00:44:37.519 --> 00:44:42.239
<v Speaker 2>this line reading. I think, I think you McGregor is

959
00:44:42.280 --> 00:44:46.239
<v Speaker 2>playing that he's trying to be friendly. But like Robert

960
00:44:46.280 --> 00:44:50.159
<v Speaker 2>comes out, Duncan notices him. He spins around, he grabs

961
00:44:50.239 --> 00:44:54.519
<v Speaker 2>Robert's chin, and he like maybe not quite shouts, but

962
00:44:54.679 --> 00:44:58.519
<v Speaker 2>like vocalizes fully, Hey there, buddy, there you go.

963
00:44:59.079 --> 00:45:00.800
<v Speaker 1>Yeah, yeah, yeah, the kid's face.

964
00:45:01.639 --> 00:45:05.519
<v Speaker 2>Robert panics and he flees into like the stock area

965
00:45:05.599 --> 00:45:06.800
<v Speaker 2>behind the refrigerator.

966
00:45:07.119 --> 00:45:09.599
<v Speaker 1>I do think that's what you were right. He's trying

967
00:45:09.639 --> 00:45:12.599
<v Speaker 1>to like he's having a serious moment. It's too many feelings,

968
00:45:12.719 --> 00:45:14.599
<v Speaker 1>too many emotions. So when the kid comes out, he's

969
00:45:14.639 --> 00:45:18.280
<v Speaker 1>like deflect, deflect, deflect, and yeah, I think he's trying

970
00:45:18.280 --> 00:45:21.280
<v Speaker 1>to be friendly, and it like comes off insane.

971
00:45:21.400 --> 00:45:26.639
<v Speaker 2>Yeah, and the kid does what a kid should do

972
00:45:26.679 --> 00:45:27.360
<v Speaker 2>in this situation.

973
00:45:27.480 --> 00:45:30.039
<v Speaker 1>The kid's like nope, nope, don't like this at all,

974
00:45:30.079 --> 00:45:33.519
<v Speaker 1>and he flees. The phone starts ringing again. Robert tries

975
00:45:33.559 --> 00:45:35.960
<v Speaker 1>to avoid Duncan grabbing him through the fridge, like, so

976
00:45:36.039 --> 00:45:39.280
<v Speaker 1>he goes like I into the fridge and now like

977
00:45:39.360 --> 00:45:41.920
<v Speaker 1>you and McGregor is like shoving like milk bottles and

978
00:45:41.920 --> 00:45:43.599
<v Speaker 1>things out of the way to try to grab this

979
00:45:43.760 --> 00:45:46.559
<v Speaker 1>kid from like behind the shelves that he's he's the

980
00:45:46.559 --> 00:45:48.880
<v Speaker 1>only one small enough that this he could have potentially

981
00:45:48.920 --> 00:45:52.159
<v Speaker 1>done this right. Duncan manages eventually to get a hold

982
00:45:52.159 --> 00:45:54.880
<v Speaker 1>of Robert and he drags him like through the fridge

983
00:45:54.880 --> 00:45:58.920
<v Speaker 1>across the shelves. Meanwhile, Carol screaming, don't don't hurt him,

984
00:45:58.920 --> 00:46:01.440
<v Speaker 1>don't hurt him, don't hurt him, And he drags the

985
00:46:01.519 --> 00:46:03.920
<v Speaker 1>kid out and he kind of like flings him off

986
00:46:03.960 --> 00:46:07.480
<v Speaker 1>the off the fridge and into the pinball machine and

987
00:46:07.519 --> 00:46:10.320
<v Speaker 1>he tells him, I want you to start playing pinball

988
00:46:10.599 --> 00:46:13.000
<v Speaker 1>and if at any point I don't hear the game going,

989
00:46:13.039 --> 00:46:16.400
<v Speaker 1>I'm gonna turn around and shoot. Yeah, that's terrifying. So

990
00:46:16.440 --> 00:46:18.880
<v Speaker 1>now the kid is like standing there again, frozen in fear,

991
00:46:18.880 --> 00:46:21.079
<v Speaker 1>and he's like, play the fucking game. Yeah, he doesn't

992
00:46:21.079 --> 00:46:23.599
<v Speaker 1>say fuck because it's it's it's television.

993
00:46:23.800 --> 00:46:26.360
<v Speaker 2>No one curses this entire episode because it's network TV.

994
00:46:26.599 --> 00:46:29.159
<v Speaker 1>The amount of times you can see you and McGregor

995
00:46:29.360 --> 00:46:32.320
<v Speaker 1>cursing and like it getting cut. It happens more than once.

996
00:46:32.519 --> 00:46:34.320
<v Speaker 1>I was like, I was like, he got he cursed

997
00:46:34.320 --> 00:46:36.920
<v Speaker 1>there and they had to cut around it because there's

998
00:46:37.000 --> 00:46:42.199
<v Speaker 1>a lot of like freakin' freakin' I freaking fracking told

999
00:46:42.199 --> 00:46:45.679
<v Speaker 1>you to freaking frack it. Shoot, I'm like, you said

1000
00:46:45.719 --> 00:46:47.559
<v Speaker 1>fuck and they had to cut around it for the

1001
00:46:47.639 --> 00:46:51.960
<v Speaker 1>fortieth time, and you're like, I'm so sorry, Let's do

1002
00:46:52.000 --> 00:46:53.159
<v Speaker 1>it again. Let's do it again.

1003
00:46:53.519 --> 00:46:57.880
<v Speaker 2>So Duncan finally answers the phone while Carol attends to James,

1004
00:46:58.119 --> 00:47:01.400
<v Speaker 2>who is now rapidly losing conscious. James is like on

1005
00:47:01.440 --> 00:47:06.119
<v Speaker 2>the floor now passing out. Yeah, Duncan decides to get

1006
00:47:06.159 --> 00:47:08.440
<v Speaker 2>cute with the police. He refuses a doctor. He says,

1007
00:47:08.480 --> 00:47:10.480
<v Speaker 2>Carol's got it. We've got our own nurse half theway here.

1008
00:47:10.559 --> 00:47:13.119
<v Speaker 2>She's got it. And then he says, well, you know,

1009
00:47:13.159 --> 00:47:15.199
<v Speaker 2>we all resent the implication that you're saying that she

1010
00:47:15.239 --> 00:47:17.159
<v Speaker 2>doesn't have it. We all believe in Carol. You don't

1011
00:47:17.159 --> 00:47:17.719
<v Speaker 2>believe in Carol.

1012
00:47:17.760 --> 00:47:19.719
<v Speaker 1>So he's kind of like that, It kind of thought

1013
00:47:19.719 --> 00:47:20.239
<v Speaker 1>that was funny.

1014
00:47:20.280 --> 00:47:22.679
<v Speaker 2>It is funny, but it's very like if you put

1015
00:47:22.719 --> 00:47:25.000
<v Speaker 2>yourself in the reality of the situations like Jesus Christ.

1016
00:47:25.039 --> 00:47:27.280
<v Speaker 2>But you're right, it's very like, it's funny.

1017
00:47:27.320 --> 00:47:29.519
<v Speaker 1>It's funny, Like you know, I resent the implication that

1018
00:47:29.599 --> 00:47:32.000
<v Speaker 1>you don't think our nurse can handle this. Yeah.

1019
00:47:32.039 --> 00:47:35.239
<v Speaker 2>At that moment, he suddenly realized he doesn't hear the

1020
00:47:35.280 --> 00:47:38.239
<v Speaker 2>pinball machine anymore, and he looks over and he sees

1021
00:47:38.280 --> 00:47:42.599
<v Speaker 2>like the bottom half of Robert climbing up into the ceiling.

1022
00:47:43.000 --> 00:47:46.280
<v Speaker 2>He rushes overs, screaming at him. He tries to grab

1023
00:47:46.280 --> 00:47:48.440
<v Speaker 2>the kid and pull the kid down. Robert manages to

1024
00:47:48.440 --> 00:47:51.119
<v Speaker 2>get up in the ceiling like the ducts into the Dutch.

1025
00:47:51.519 --> 00:47:54.360
<v Speaker 2>Duncan follows him, but his weight is too much. The

1026
00:47:54.360 --> 00:47:58.000
<v Speaker 2>ceiling collapses and he crashes down into the pinball machine,

1027
00:47:58.000 --> 00:47:59.679
<v Speaker 2>cutting himself up with broken glass.

1028
00:48:00.159 --> 00:48:02.079
<v Speaker 1>Is not Duncan's day.

1029
00:48:02.320 --> 00:48:03.159
<v Speaker 2>This day has been.

1030
00:48:04.159 --> 00:48:06.599
<v Speaker 1>He's had a bad day. Duncan, you know what we're

1031
00:48:06.599 --> 00:48:09.079
<v Speaker 1>gonna take an l on today. Everything is going wrong

1032
00:48:09.119 --> 00:48:11.800
<v Speaker 1>for Duncan. Things are not coming up roses for Duncan.

1033
00:48:13.320 --> 00:48:15.960
<v Speaker 1>We cut back to a few minutes later later, I suppose,

1034
00:48:16.239 --> 00:48:19.000
<v Speaker 1>and we see Carol picking glass out of Duncan's face

1035
00:48:19.280 --> 00:48:21.920
<v Speaker 1>and he's lamenting that. Oh. By now, Robert is already

1036
00:48:21.960 --> 00:48:24.119
<v Speaker 1>outside he's talking to the police, which again it's like,

1037
00:48:24.159 --> 00:48:27.480
<v Speaker 1>who cares. The police already have all the information they need,

1038
00:48:27.559 --> 00:48:30.639
<v Speaker 1>They already know there are two gunmen inside. Blah blah blah.

1039
00:48:30.679 --> 00:48:34.320
<v Speaker 1>But anyway, Carol reiterates that James needs a doctor. She's like, listen,

1040
00:48:34.360 --> 00:48:36.119
<v Speaker 1>I need to talk to you. This is dead serious.

1041
00:48:36.199 --> 00:48:38.159
<v Speaker 1>Your cousin is going to die if he does not

1042
00:48:38.199 --> 00:48:41.199
<v Speaker 1>get a doctor. Carol says she needs glue, and of

1043
00:48:41.239 --> 00:48:42.840
<v Speaker 1>course he's like, what do you need glue for? And

1044
00:48:42.880 --> 00:48:44.679
<v Speaker 1>she's like, unless you want me to stitch up your

1045
00:48:44.679 --> 00:48:46.599
<v Speaker 1>face with needle and thread, I'm gonna use glue, and

1046
00:48:46.639 --> 00:48:49.599
<v Speaker 1>he's like, got it, use the glue work. Glue is

1047
00:48:49.679 --> 00:48:52.119
<v Speaker 1>king here, and she goes, missus ne' botany where's the

1048
00:48:52.119 --> 00:48:55.400
<v Speaker 1>glue and Missus de' botany says it's behind the counter.

1049
00:48:56.519 --> 00:48:58.400
<v Speaker 1>To her credit, she actually the actress nails it. She

1050
00:48:58.440 --> 00:49:01.679
<v Speaker 1>doesn't do it in a way like everyone off. Carol

1051
00:49:01.760 --> 00:49:04.039
<v Speaker 1>heads back to get the glue and she manages to

1052
00:49:04.079 --> 00:49:07.320
<v Speaker 1>grab the keys. She puts them in her pocket. Meanwhile,

1053
00:49:07.440 --> 00:49:10.119
<v Speaker 1>James is continuing to slip away into the abyss go

1054
00:49:10.199 --> 00:49:13.239
<v Speaker 1>towards the light, Joe towards the light. She reiterates Duncan,

1055
00:49:13.320 --> 00:49:15.079
<v Speaker 1>you have to give up or your cousin is going

1056
00:49:15.119 --> 00:49:18.760
<v Speaker 1>to die, and Duncan starts waxing poetic about various places

1057
00:49:18.760 --> 00:49:20.760
<v Speaker 1>in Scotland that he would like to go to that

1058
00:49:20.840 --> 00:49:23.000
<v Speaker 1>he wishes he had gone to. This is where you

1059
00:49:23.000 --> 00:49:25.960
<v Speaker 1>and McGregor works for me because this could this should

1060
00:49:26.000 --> 00:49:29.840
<v Speaker 1>be so irritating and this fucking man with the charm

1061
00:49:29.920 --> 00:49:32.519
<v Speaker 1>levels that he has, yeah, actually manages to make me

1062
00:49:32.559 --> 00:49:34.000
<v Speaker 1>feel bad for him for two seconds.

1063
00:49:34.159 --> 00:49:36.559
<v Speaker 2>Yeah, it's impressive. It doesn't quite work for me.

1064
00:49:36.639 --> 00:49:39.000
<v Speaker 1>It is a mount Etna. This fucker is climbing to

1065
00:49:39.039 --> 00:49:39.800
<v Speaker 1>make this shit work.

1066
00:49:39.880 --> 00:49:42.079
<v Speaker 2>I don't believe anyone could have made it work for me, Like,

1067
00:49:42.599 --> 00:49:45.800
<v Speaker 2>is no no aspersion upon you and McGregor here. I'm

1068
00:49:45.840 --> 00:49:47.320
<v Speaker 2>just like, this is impossible.

1069
00:49:47.360 --> 00:49:49.760
<v Speaker 1>He gets soft, He gets really sweet. He starts talking

1070
00:49:49.800 --> 00:49:51.679
<v Speaker 1>about this like this like lock that he would want

1071
00:49:51.679 --> 00:49:53.960
<v Speaker 1>to go to. At one point I had to say

1072
00:49:54.159 --> 00:49:56.719
<v Speaker 1>check guy for the wind with funniest line of the episode,

1073
00:49:57.000 --> 00:49:59.199
<v Speaker 1>because the brother is like, the cousin is like, we

1074
00:49:59.199 --> 00:50:02.480
<v Speaker 1>should escape to Michigan and and go on a boat

1075
00:50:02.480 --> 00:50:04.559
<v Speaker 1>to Lake Michigan, and the check Guy's like the lake

1076
00:50:04.679 --> 00:50:12.360
<v Speaker 1>is probably frozen, Like yes, yes, check guy, Yes see

1077
00:50:12.360 --> 00:50:15.079
<v Speaker 1>Maricel Nichols, that's how you be sassy to do a

1078
00:50:15.079 --> 00:50:19.159
<v Speaker 1>guy with a gun. So Duncan, after waxing poetic, starts

1079
00:50:19.159 --> 00:50:21.239
<v Speaker 1>to like lose his mind a little bit. He gets

1080
00:50:21.280 --> 00:50:23.840
<v Speaker 1>really upset over everything that's happened. He's had a really

1081
00:50:23.880 --> 00:50:26.519
<v Speaker 1>bad day, you guys, a really bad He winds up

1082
00:50:26.559 --> 00:50:28.719
<v Speaker 1>like shouting, I killed a man. I killed a man.

1083
00:50:28.760 --> 00:50:31.840
<v Speaker 1>Does anyone know what that feels like? Carol just quietly goes,

1084
00:50:32.199 --> 00:50:32.480
<v Speaker 1>I do.

1085
00:50:33.199 --> 00:50:35.840
<v Speaker 2>Duncan stands up. He's looking at her, and Carol says,

1086
00:50:35.920 --> 00:50:38.159
<v Speaker 2>I gave him the wrong blood. And Duncan says, but

1087
00:50:38.199 --> 00:50:40.360
<v Speaker 2>you didn't mean to kill him? Oh sorry, I should

1088
00:50:40.360 --> 00:50:41.760
<v Speaker 2>do that, my perfect Scottish brogue.

1089
00:50:42.000 --> 00:50:45.039
<v Speaker 1>You're absolutely dead on accurate, perfect Scottish brogue.

1090
00:50:45.079 --> 00:50:46.280
<v Speaker 2>But they didn't mean to kill him.

1091
00:50:46.519 --> 00:50:48.280
<v Speaker 1>Yeah, uh huh, yeah, my god.

1092
00:50:48.360 --> 00:50:50.960
<v Speaker 2>It's like it's like Scrooge McDuck himself is in there.

1093
00:50:53.559 --> 00:50:57.320
<v Speaker 2>Carol says, you didn't mean to kill mister Navotny. Now, okay,

1094
00:50:57.480 --> 00:50:58.400
<v Speaker 2>I get what she's doing.

1095
00:50:58.519 --> 00:51:00.480
<v Speaker 1>She's you know, I get what she's doing, but like

1096
00:51:01.000 --> 00:51:04.320
<v Speaker 1>there's the difference here. I don't think it's gonna hold

1097
00:51:04.360 --> 00:51:04.760
<v Speaker 1>up in court.

1098
00:51:04.840 --> 00:51:06.800
<v Speaker 2>Yeah, one is actively trying to help and there was

1099
00:51:06.800 --> 00:51:08.800
<v Speaker 2>a horrible mistake made, and one is actively trying to

1100
00:51:08.840 --> 00:51:12.719
<v Speaker 2>harm and a horrible mistake was made. Duncan says he

1101
00:51:12.719 --> 00:51:14.920
<v Speaker 2>doesn't think the cops are gonna care about that fair.

1102
00:51:14.840 --> 00:51:17.920
<v Speaker 1>And Carol's like, ah, man, I'm just trying to be cool.

1103
00:51:17.679 --> 00:51:21.280
<v Speaker 2>Here outflanked by a Scottish burglar. Again, if I had

1104
00:51:21.280 --> 00:51:25.639
<v Speaker 2>a nickel verbally defeated by a Scottish idiot.

1105
00:51:25.840 --> 00:51:28.039
<v Speaker 1>Fucking logic, I don't know how to nurse my way

1106
00:51:28.039 --> 00:51:28.679
<v Speaker 1>out of logic.

1107
00:51:30.559 --> 00:51:33.280
<v Speaker 2>So Duncan starts to starts to freak out again. He

1108
00:51:33.280 --> 00:51:35.320
<v Speaker 2>promises James he's gonna get them out of there. He

1109
00:51:35.360 --> 00:51:38.840
<v Speaker 2>starts casting about for a plan, and just then Javier

1110
00:51:38.960 --> 00:51:41.079
<v Speaker 2>sneaks out of the back room with his bat.

1111
00:51:41.679 --> 00:51:44.079
<v Speaker 1>Heavier man, Pavier, man, what are you doing?

1112
00:51:44.119 --> 00:51:49.679
<v Speaker 2>Why is everyone actively working against Carol? James notices him

1113
00:51:49.760 --> 00:51:52.519
<v Speaker 2>and warns Duncan, who spins around with his pistol, and

1114
00:51:52.599 --> 00:51:56.119
<v Speaker 2>Carol throws herself in front of Javier and he stops.

1115
00:51:56.199 --> 00:51:58.800
<v Speaker 2>Duncan stops, and she tells Duncan he already knows what

1116
00:51:58.840 --> 00:52:00.760
<v Speaker 2>it feels like to kill a man, only this time

1117
00:52:00.800 --> 00:52:01.400
<v Speaker 2>he'll mean it.

1118
00:52:01.760 --> 00:52:04.320
<v Speaker 1>This line reading is perfect. She is so good in

1119
00:52:04.360 --> 00:52:06.280
<v Speaker 1>this moment. I'm like, damn, damn.

1120
00:52:07.320 --> 00:52:10.159
<v Speaker 2>Duncan takes him on it and then he grabs Javier

1121
00:52:10.280 --> 00:52:12.039
<v Speaker 2>by the shirt and he starts screaming on him.

1122
00:52:12.039 --> 00:52:13.159
<v Speaker 1>Where were you? Where were you?

1123
00:52:13.559 --> 00:52:16.880
<v Speaker 2>And Javier finally says I was by the door back there,

1124
00:52:16.920 --> 00:52:19.559
<v Speaker 2>and Duncan starts screaming, there's a door there. He's like

1125
00:52:19.639 --> 00:52:22.519
<v Speaker 2>slamming Javier up against the wall and Carol remember got

1126
00:52:22.519 --> 00:52:24.400
<v Speaker 2>the keys, Like, just take the keys, take the keys

1127
00:52:24.440 --> 00:52:25.599
<v Speaker 2>and go, just go.

1128
00:52:26.400 --> 00:52:28.760
<v Speaker 1>Duncan asked missus Novotne, where does the door go? And

1129
00:52:28.800 --> 00:52:31.079
<v Speaker 1>she says, there's a fire escape. Let me do my

1130
00:52:31.079 --> 00:52:35.599
<v Speaker 1>perfect missus Novatne. Yeah, Polish accent. I'm guessing it's it's Chicago,

1131
00:52:35.679 --> 00:52:41.079
<v Speaker 1>so probably Polish. Right, there's a fire escape. No, no,

1132
00:52:41.280 --> 00:52:44.039
<v Speaker 1>hang on, I think you commit. I'm doing Scottish too,

1133
00:52:44.159 --> 00:52:46.280
<v Speaker 1>believe in you. That's my Scottish. Hang on, hang on,

1134
00:52:46.320 --> 00:52:49.760
<v Speaker 1>here we go. There's a fly escape. Nope, that's French.

1135
00:52:50.039 --> 00:52:53.360
<v Speaker 1>That's French. Hold on, I got a Polish, I got

1136
00:52:53.360 --> 00:52:56.599
<v Speaker 1>a Polish in me. Yeah, fire escape there it is.

1137
00:52:56.679 --> 00:52:59.719
<v Speaker 1>That was Polish. That's the perfect Polish. Duncan decides he's

1138
00:52:59.719 --> 00:53:02.239
<v Speaker 1>gonna Carol as his hostage because the show has to

1139
00:53:02.320 --> 00:53:05.000
<v Speaker 1>keep going. That's why it doesn't make any logical sense.

1140
00:53:05.239 --> 00:53:07.440
<v Speaker 1>But like the writer wrote themselves into a corner here,

1141
00:53:07.639 --> 00:53:10.119
<v Speaker 1>right because they're like, well, we have to keep following Carol.

1142
00:53:10.800 --> 00:53:13.280
<v Speaker 1>So he's like, you, you're coming with me, And then

1143
00:53:13.280 --> 00:53:15.320
<v Speaker 1>he tells James that he has to go right, like

1144
00:53:15.360 --> 00:53:17.760
<v Speaker 1>I'm so sorry James, like I'm leaving you here, and

1145
00:53:17.840 --> 00:53:21.800
<v Speaker 1>James is like we should have waited, yea, and Duncan's like, bitch, not.

1146
00:53:22.079 --> 00:53:24.639
<v Speaker 2>Now, too little, too late, James.

1147
00:53:24.760 --> 00:53:27.000
<v Speaker 1>Duncan assures him the doctors will take good care of you.

1148
00:53:27.079 --> 00:53:27.320
<v Speaker 2>James.

1149
00:53:27.360 --> 00:53:30.079
<v Speaker 1>It's not like you murdered anyone, so don't worry about it.

1150
00:53:30.440 --> 00:53:33.639
<v Speaker 1>And so Duncan, this is so weird and crucial to me.

1151
00:53:34.079 --> 00:53:38.199
<v Speaker 1>Duncan like walks out of the store and Carol follows him.

1152
00:53:38.760 --> 00:53:41.000
<v Speaker 1>It's not like he grabs Carrol and does like the

1153
00:53:41.039 --> 00:53:43.360
<v Speaker 1>hostage thing where he's he's holding like a gun to

1154
00:53:43.400 --> 00:53:45.519
<v Speaker 1>her head and he's like, you're coming with me, and

1155
00:53:45.559 --> 00:53:48.559
<v Speaker 1>like forces her into the alleyway with him. No, she

1156
00:53:48.639 --> 00:53:50.519
<v Speaker 1>he goes, He's like you, you're coming with me, and

1157
00:53:50.519 --> 00:53:54.800
<v Speaker 1>then he goes first and she just follows him. It's

1158
00:53:54.960 --> 00:53:55.760
<v Speaker 1>weird blocking.

1159
00:53:55.880 --> 00:53:59.239
<v Speaker 2>It's weird blocking. I would I can justify it in

1160
00:53:59.280 --> 00:54:02.000
<v Speaker 2>my head by being like Carol, who this whole time

1161
00:54:02.039 --> 00:54:04.760
<v Speaker 2>has just been like everybody de escalate, is like, I

1162
00:54:04.800 --> 00:54:07.639
<v Speaker 2>don't want to give him any excuse to be upset.

1163
00:54:08.159 --> 00:54:10.239
<v Speaker 2>I like, I've made some connections with him. I don't

1164
00:54:10.320 --> 00:54:12.199
<v Speaker 2>think he doesn't want I know he doesn't want to

1165
00:54:12.280 --> 00:54:15.480
<v Speaker 2>kill me. She took it oath Erica and nurses out,

1166
00:54:16.880 --> 00:54:19.639
<v Speaker 2>being like, did you no harm? I'm going to follow

1167
00:54:20.199 --> 00:54:22.840
<v Speaker 2>him to get him out, so when the police come in, like,

1168
00:54:22.880 --> 00:54:25.880
<v Speaker 2>there's not like sacrificing herself. But you're right, it's just

1169
00:54:25.920 --> 00:54:27.159
<v Speaker 2>we're blocking. Just have her go first.

1170
00:54:27.199 --> 00:54:29.679
<v Speaker 1>It's we're blocking because of what happens is it sets

1171
00:54:29.719 --> 00:54:32.440
<v Speaker 1>up the rest of this episode in which Carol, I'm

1172
00:54:32.440 --> 00:54:36.480
<v Speaker 1>just gonna spoil it now, Carol becomes like Duncan's like

1173
00:54:36.480 --> 00:54:40.000
<v Speaker 1>like advocate for the rest of the episode, like like

1174
00:54:40.079 --> 00:54:43.639
<v Speaker 1>genuinely his advocate. And I'm like, but why, yeah, like why,

1175
00:54:43.800 --> 00:54:46.039
<v Speaker 1>Like I get it. I see him too, I see

1176
00:54:46.079 --> 00:54:48.519
<v Speaker 1>what he looks like, but like no, but you also

1177
00:54:48.519 --> 00:54:50.920
<v Speaker 1>see the haircut. But he's been a shitty person for

1178
00:54:50.920 --> 00:54:53.239
<v Speaker 1>the last thirty minutes. He does not deserve your help.

1179
00:54:54.320 --> 00:54:57.679
<v Speaker 1>So Duncan leads Carol up the fire escape through an

1180
00:54:57.679 --> 00:54:59.760
<v Speaker 1>apartment in the building and out onto the street. This

1181
00:54:59.840 --> 00:55:02.800
<v Speaker 1>is very cool camera work. That's another thing the show

1182
00:55:02.840 --> 00:55:05.639
<v Speaker 1>was famous for. It's like innovative camera work, like doing

1183
00:55:05.719 --> 00:55:07.800
<v Speaker 1>stuff that no one had really done on TV before.

1184
00:55:07.840 --> 00:55:10.639
<v Speaker 1>It was very cool. And he stops and he kind

1185
00:55:10.639 --> 00:55:13.039
<v Speaker 1>of jokingly tells her this is called Taking the Long

1186
00:55:13.079 --> 00:55:14.480
<v Speaker 1>Way Around title.

1187
00:55:14.239 --> 00:55:16.440
<v Speaker 2>Of the art of the episode, because they needed a title.

1188
00:55:17.159 --> 00:55:18.800
<v Speaker 2>I don't think the Long Way Around really makes any

1189
00:55:18.800 --> 00:55:19.760
<v Speaker 2>sense as a title, but.

1190
00:55:19.920 --> 00:55:22.159
<v Speaker 1>Sure, yeah, I mean, couldn't the title of the.

1191
00:55:22.079 --> 00:55:24.800
<v Speaker 2>Episode been like mcguiver, MAXI pads.

1192
00:55:26.159 --> 00:55:29.599
<v Speaker 1>And the ten thousands emergency tracheotomy. You're gonna see this

1193
00:55:29.679 --> 00:55:33.679
<v Speaker 1>here on television. They start to walk, attempting to appear

1194
00:55:33.719 --> 00:55:35.880
<v Speaker 1>like a normal like two people just walking down the street.

1195
00:55:36.000 --> 00:55:38.599
<v Speaker 1>Nothing weird to see here, and Carol's like, okay, at

1196
00:55:38.599 --> 00:55:40.320
<v Speaker 1>the end of the alley, you're gonna let me go.

1197
00:55:40.559 --> 00:55:43.280
<v Speaker 1>She's not asking, she's telling, and he goes sure, and

1198
00:55:43.280 --> 00:55:46.920
<v Speaker 1>then he's like kind of looks at her like affectionately

1199
00:55:47.000 --> 00:55:49.119
<v Speaker 1>and says, I wouldn't want you to slow me down, right,

1200
00:55:49.239 --> 00:55:51.920
<v Speaker 1>Like he's thinking her in his way for like her

1201
00:55:51.960 --> 00:55:55.320
<v Speaker 1>assistance through all of this. So they're having a moment,

1202
00:55:55.920 --> 00:55:59.760
<v Speaker 1>a sweet, sweet moment here. Unfortunately, the police pull up

1203
00:56:00.360 --> 00:56:03.920
<v Speaker 1>and Duncan fucking panics as he should. Yeah, he starts

1204
00:56:04.000 --> 00:56:06.119
<v Speaker 1>to run. He just flees down the alley the other

1205
00:56:06.119 --> 00:56:09.400
<v Speaker 1>way to the alley, and she's like, don't run, Duncan, stop,

1206
00:56:09.639 --> 00:56:15.000
<v Speaker 1>what are you doing there? These are American cops. I

1207
00:56:15.039 --> 00:56:16.760
<v Speaker 1>don't think I have to tell you how this is

1208
00:56:16.800 --> 00:56:20.159
<v Speaker 1>going to end. The police starts shooting, and they shoot

1209
00:56:20.199 --> 00:56:23.440
<v Speaker 1>him three times in the back. Carol immediately runs over

1210
00:56:23.440 --> 00:56:25.280
<v Speaker 1>to Duncan and she starts to try to save his life.

1211
00:56:25.280 --> 00:56:28.519
<v Speaker 1>She's like, ambulance, get an ambulance. And the reaction is

1212
00:56:28.559 --> 00:56:30.880
<v Speaker 1>such that you really would think that the cops just

1213
00:56:30.880 --> 00:56:31.679
<v Speaker 1>shot her boyfriend.

1214
00:56:31.800 --> 00:56:35.199
<v Speaker 2>Yeah, the cop goes past her, the cop shoots Duncan,

1215
00:56:35.519 --> 00:56:41.880
<v Speaker 2>the cop starts running. She Florence Griffith joiners past the

1216
00:56:41.920 --> 00:56:45.400
<v Speaker 2>cop and gets to Duncan. First point of order. No

1217
00:56:45.519 --> 00:56:47.559
<v Speaker 2>bullet holes in that jacket when she rolls him over,

1218
00:56:48.199 --> 00:56:50.559
<v Speaker 2>and it was absolutely shot three times in the back.

1219
00:56:51.559 --> 00:56:55.280
<v Speaker 2>But whatever. We cut to Chicago General Hospital. I don't

1220
00:56:55.280 --> 00:56:56.079
<v Speaker 2>know what the name of the hospital.

1221
00:56:56.079 --> 00:56:57.400
<v Speaker 1>We're now back in Los Angeles.

1222
00:56:57.480 --> 00:57:00.679
<v Speaker 2>Yeah, Carol rides in on top of Duncan, living out

1223
00:57:00.719 --> 00:57:02.679
<v Speaker 2>the dream of every theater girl in her teens. At

1224
00:57:02.679 --> 00:57:06.599
<v Speaker 2>that moment, she's still doing CPR as doctor Doug Ross

1225
00:57:06.599 --> 00:57:09.559
<v Speaker 2>played by George Clooney and doctor Kerry Weaver played by

1226
00:57:09.599 --> 00:57:12.519
<v Speaker 2>Laura Innes tell her that they've got it from here. Remember,

1227
00:57:12.599 --> 00:57:16.400
<v Speaker 2>Carol is suspended. She is not currently an active employee

1228
00:57:16.400 --> 00:57:17.119
<v Speaker 2>at this hospital.

1229
00:57:17.199 --> 00:57:19.880
<v Speaker 1>Also, okay, this is a small thing. It's not actually

1230
00:57:19.880 --> 00:57:22.559
<v Speaker 1>that small of a thing. But she's come in from outside,

1231
00:57:22.599 --> 00:57:24.840
<v Speaker 1>she's come in from the street. These other doctors have

1232
00:57:24.960 --> 00:57:28.559
<v Speaker 1>scrubbed in. Yeah, and they're like they're wearing gloves, they're

1233
00:57:28.559 --> 00:57:31.400
<v Speaker 1>wearing protection here, and like none of them are wearing masks,

1234
00:57:31.400 --> 00:57:33.960
<v Speaker 1>which now I notice it, but like back then, who

1235
00:57:33.960 --> 00:57:35.480
<v Speaker 1>would have noticed that? And of course you can't have

1236
00:57:35.519 --> 00:57:38.079
<v Speaker 1>them wearing masks all the time because you can't cover

1237
00:57:38.119 --> 00:57:41.239
<v Speaker 1>George Clooney's face. That's right, that's a crime against humanity.

1238
00:57:41.920 --> 00:57:45.079
<v Speaker 1>But like they're just she just keeps going, like with

1239
00:57:45.119 --> 00:57:47.239
<v Speaker 1>the CPR and with like she has blood all over

1240
00:57:47.280 --> 00:57:49.679
<v Speaker 1>her hands and stuff. She keeps touching the patients and

1241
00:57:49.719 --> 00:57:50.719
<v Speaker 1>like their wounds.

1242
00:57:50.360 --> 00:57:52.320
<v Speaker 2>And she keeps running back and forth in between the

1243
00:57:52.360 --> 00:57:55.039
<v Speaker 2>two because James is in one room and Duncans in

1244
00:57:55.079 --> 00:57:57.440
<v Speaker 2>the other. Yeah, she just keeps running back and forth,

1245
00:57:57.480 --> 00:57:58.320
<v Speaker 2>like getting.

1246
00:57:58.000 --> 00:58:01.320
<v Speaker 1>Her bloody hands all over everything. She gets blood on

1247
00:58:01.360 --> 00:58:03.599
<v Speaker 1>the wall, blood on the doors, blood on herself. And

1248
00:58:03.639 --> 00:58:07.360
<v Speaker 1>I'm like, girl, yeah, you are not scrubbed in. You

1249
00:58:07.440 --> 00:58:10.480
<v Speaker 1>are making this war. You're gonna give everyone tetanus. Yeah?

1250
00:58:10.599 --> 00:58:11.039
<v Speaker 1>Stop it.

1251
00:58:12.239 --> 00:58:15.320
<v Speaker 2>So an enormous amount of medical jargon happens, and as

1252
00:58:15.320 --> 00:58:18.559
<v Speaker 2>we were describing, Carol cannot seem to allow her colleagues

1253
00:58:18.639 --> 00:58:22.000
<v Speaker 2>just fucking do their jobs. Both Ross and Weaver are

1254
00:58:22.039 --> 00:58:23.920
<v Speaker 2>basically like, we've got this go away.

1255
00:58:24.000 --> 00:58:27.239
<v Speaker 1>Carol like, yeah, She actually has this moment where she

1256
00:58:27.360 --> 00:58:29.760
<v Speaker 1>kind of tries to go in over Ross's head because

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00:58:29.760 --> 00:58:31.840
<v Speaker 1>he's not a surgeon. He's a doctor, but not a

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00:58:31.880 --> 00:58:34.760
<v Speaker 1>surgeon the ways like Eric Lasall's character is. And so

1259
00:58:34.800 --> 00:58:37.000
<v Speaker 1>she's like, can we get that guy in here? Yeah,

1260
00:58:37.000 --> 00:58:39.840
<v Speaker 1>like that guy needs to be here, not you. You're not qualified.

1261
00:58:40.079 --> 00:58:42.559
<v Speaker 1>It's the implication. She doesn't actively say that, but I

1262
00:58:42.599 --> 00:58:45.400
<v Speaker 1>was like, oh damn, because I know a little bit

1263
00:58:45.440 --> 00:58:47.079
<v Speaker 1>of backstory and if you've noticed, I don't know if

1264
00:58:47.119 --> 00:58:50.039
<v Speaker 1>you know this, but these two are dating in the show. Ah,

1265
00:58:50.079 --> 00:58:53.039
<v Speaker 1>so she's George Clooney's girlfriend. I didn't really not in

1266
00:58:53.079 --> 00:58:54.199
<v Speaker 1>real life like in the show.

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00:58:54.400 --> 00:58:56.519
<v Speaker 2>I didn't realize that because I didn't know that Ross

1268
00:58:56.599 --> 00:58:58.360
<v Speaker 2>wasn't a surgeon. I actually didn't quite understand what was

1269
00:58:58.400 --> 00:58:58.760
<v Speaker 2>going on.

1270
00:58:58.880 --> 00:59:02.079
<v Speaker 1>So, yeah, he's not He's a doctor, but not a surgeon.

1271
00:59:02.199 --> 00:59:05.400
<v Speaker 1>He and Anthony Edwards. I think this is so I'm

1272
00:59:05.440 --> 00:59:07.480
<v Speaker 1>literally remembering this from thirty years ago, so I could

1273
00:59:07.519 --> 00:59:10.960
<v Speaker 1>be getting this wrong. Are doctors, and then Eric Lasel,

1274
00:59:11.039 --> 00:59:15.039
<v Speaker 1>Noah Wiley and I think maybe Laura Innes are all

1275
00:59:15.079 --> 00:59:18.239
<v Speaker 1>the surgeons, okay, or maybe that's Gloria Ruben's doesn't matter.

1276
00:59:18.280 --> 00:59:21.280
<v Speaker 1>The whole point is she is basically telling her boyfriend

1277
00:59:21.920 --> 00:59:25.440
<v Speaker 1>to not touch her new boyfriend. That is the weirdness

1278
00:59:25.440 --> 00:59:27.079
<v Speaker 1>that I'm getting from this moment. Gotcha.

1279
00:59:27.239 --> 00:59:30.719
<v Speaker 2>Yeah, Finally she's pushed aside and she watches as her

1280
00:59:30.719 --> 00:59:31.639
<v Speaker 2>colleagues take over.

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00:59:31.880 --> 00:59:34.280
<v Speaker 1>Yeah. We cut to later and we hear from some

1282
00:59:34.320 --> 00:59:37.000
<v Speaker 1>of the hospital staff that James is likely to survive

1283
00:59:37.000 --> 00:59:39.079
<v Speaker 1>his injuries, believe it or not, even though James was

1284
00:59:39.119 --> 00:59:42.320
<v Speaker 1>shot with a shotgun, He's actually probably gonna make it. Duncan,

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00:59:42.400 --> 00:59:45.239
<v Speaker 1>on the other hand, died on the operating table because

1286
00:59:45.280 --> 00:59:47.920
<v Speaker 1>doctor George Clooney didn't know what he was doing. Yeah.

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00:59:48.079 --> 00:59:51.039
<v Speaker 1>Carol walks out of the operating room. She finds Angie

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00:59:51.079 --> 00:59:54.760
<v Speaker 1>getting her burns treated. Angie starts to cry upon seeing Carol. Angie,

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00:59:54.760 --> 00:59:57.079
<v Speaker 1>the whole episode has been real like tough cookie, yeahright,

1290
00:59:57.199 --> 01:00:00.000
<v Speaker 1>like lippy lippy not taking any shit from these from

1291
01:00:00.280 --> 01:00:03.440
<v Speaker 1>asshole burglars. But suddenly, like the trauma of what has

1292
01:00:03.480 --> 01:00:06.480
<v Speaker 1>happened hits her and she does an amazing job in

1293
01:00:06.519 --> 01:00:09.039
<v Speaker 1>the scene. It's a beautiful scene. Carsele Nichols is great.

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01:00:09.079 --> 01:00:10.880
<v Speaker 1>She's so good and she's like, whoa, I can't believe

1295
01:00:10.920 --> 01:00:14.199
<v Speaker 1>I got so upset, and Carol's like, well, you've been

1296
01:00:14.239 --> 01:00:17.599
<v Speaker 1>through a lot today. She manages to report that everyone

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01:00:17.639 --> 01:00:19.679
<v Speaker 1>else is okay. She tells she fills Carol in like

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01:00:19.960 --> 01:00:23.239
<v Speaker 1>others were taken to other hospitals. Everyone's fine, including Robert

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01:00:23.400 --> 01:00:26.000
<v Speaker 1>who was hiding in the ceiling until the police arrived

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01:00:26.039 --> 01:00:27.760
<v Speaker 1>and then they got him out of the ceiling and

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01:00:27.760 --> 01:00:30.719
<v Speaker 1>he's totally fine. Yep. She also thanks Carol for saving

1302
01:00:30.719 --> 01:00:33.639
<v Speaker 1>everyone's lives back there, right, and she's like, no, thanks

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01:00:33.679 --> 01:00:36.000
<v Speaker 1>to you, lippy Lippy McGee.

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01:00:35.719 --> 01:00:40.079
<v Speaker 2>Working actively against me. Carol walks to get a drink

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01:00:40.119 --> 01:00:42.280
<v Speaker 2>of water, and at the water fountain she finds doctor

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01:00:42.360 --> 01:00:43.199
<v Speaker 2>Ross her BOFE.

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01:00:43.519 --> 01:00:44.679
<v Speaker 1>George Clooney. Yeah.

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01:00:44.719 --> 01:00:47.159
<v Speaker 2>Doctor Ross asks how she is. She says she's fine.

1309
01:00:47.239 --> 01:00:49.960
<v Speaker 2>She apologizes for her behavior in the operating room. He

1310
01:00:50.000 --> 01:00:51.760
<v Speaker 2>says it's fine to worry about it. He is walking

1311
01:00:51.800 --> 01:00:53.679
<v Speaker 2>with a cane at this point. Show there's backstory, there,

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01:00:53.719 --> 01:00:54.159
<v Speaker 2>no idea.

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01:00:54.320 --> 01:00:56.159
<v Speaker 1>I want to say he was shot in the leg

1314
01:00:56.199 --> 01:00:59.159
<v Speaker 1>at some point when I kind of remember this, but

1315
01:00:59.199 --> 01:01:00.719
<v Speaker 1>I don't remember. Uh.

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01:01:00.840 --> 01:01:02.760
<v Speaker 2>He says that's okay, and he walks away, and she

1317
01:01:02.920 --> 01:01:07.079
<v Speaker 2>turns to see Duncan's body on the operating table, very exposed.

1318
01:01:07.159 --> 01:01:08.760
<v Speaker 2>Like I get that this is just blocking and it

1319
01:01:08.760 --> 01:01:10.599
<v Speaker 2>has to be the way it is. But like she's

1320
01:01:10.679 --> 01:01:13.840
<v Speaker 2>at the water fountain, has this conversation. She literally turns

1321
01:01:13.880 --> 01:01:17.199
<v Speaker 2>around down a short hallway to a wide open operating

1322
01:01:17.280 --> 01:01:21.239
<v Speaker 2>room operating theater where Duncan's corpse is lying there. How

1323
01:01:21.320 --> 01:01:24.159
<v Speaker 2>angry do you think you and McGregor was that they

1324
01:01:24.159 --> 01:01:26.719
<v Speaker 2>insisted on shading his genitals because you know, there's nothing

1325
01:01:26.760 --> 01:01:27.400
<v Speaker 2>he likes more.

1326
01:01:27.519 --> 01:01:30.679
<v Speaker 1>I thought of that because they were like, yeah, they shady.

1327
01:01:30.480 --> 01:01:32.519
<v Speaker 2>But not even a shadow of the balls because the

1328
01:01:32.599 --> 01:01:37.119
<v Speaker 2>shot was straight up, straight up, straight up the alley.

1329
01:01:36.760 --> 01:01:39.920
<v Speaker 1>Straight up the alleyway. He had a towel covering his genitals,

1330
01:01:39.920 --> 01:01:41.960
<v Speaker 1>and I was like, I'm like, you know. He was like,

1331
01:01:41.960 --> 01:01:45.599
<v Speaker 1>come on, you guys, come on. How Vanilla is American television?

1332
01:01:45.639 --> 01:01:47.199
<v Speaker 2>I thought we were boundary pushing here.

1333
01:01:47.199 --> 01:01:50.280
<v Speaker 1>They show my genitals on Scottish TV for children.

1334
01:01:50.400 --> 01:01:53.599
<v Speaker 2>Yeah, that that is the most popular. My cock and

1335
01:01:53.679 --> 01:01:56.119
<v Speaker 2>balls bouncing up and down in hypnotic way is the

1336
01:01:56.159 --> 01:01:58.079
<v Speaker 2>most popular children's.

1337
01:01:57.639 --> 01:02:00.280
<v Speaker 1>Television on Saturday morning in Scottish. It is I watch

1338
01:02:00.360 --> 01:02:02.679
<v Speaker 1>my absolutely every child in Scotland.

1339
01:02:04.159 --> 01:02:07.320
<v Speaker 2>So she sadly gathers her stuff and she heads out

1340
01:02:07.360 --> 01:02:08.039
<v Speaker 2>of the hospital.

1341
01:02:08.480 --> 01:02:11.840
<v Speaker 1>On her way out, doctor Weaver, Laura Innes's character, stops

1342
01:02:11.880 --> 01:02:14.159
<v Speaker 1>her and asks if she needs anything. Are you okay?

1343
01:02:14.199 --> 01:02:17.599
<v Speaker 1>And Carol says no, I'm fine. Again, She's like very stoic,

1344
01:02:18.280 --> 01:02:20.199
<v Speaker 1>there's no like hint of like, well, that was a

1345
01:02:20.239 --> 01:02:23.920
<v Speaker 1>shitty day I just had. And Weaver says, we miss

1346
01:02:23.960 --> 01:02:26.199
<v Speaker 1>you around here, and she smiles and she says I

1347
01:02:26.239 --> 01:02:28.440
<v Speaker 1>miss you as well. I missed this hospital. I love

1348
01:02:28.599 --> 01:02:31.920
<v Speaker 1>my job, I really love what I do, and Weaver says,

1349
01:02:32.000 --> 01:02:35.000
<v Speaker 1>I know, and Carol smiles and says I'm gonna go home,

1350
01:02:35.480 --> 01:02:37.320
<v Speaker 1>and she walks to the L train and her blood

1351
01:02:37.320 --> 01:02:39.599
<v Speaker 1>stained clothes and waits for the train.

1352
01:02:40.400 --> 01:02:42.880
<v Speaker 2>Can you imagine seeing next to this person being.

1353
01:02:42.719 --> 01:02:45.800
<v Speaker 1>Like, honestly, I think I have girl once. I am sure.

1354
01:02:45.840 --> 01:02:48.000
<v Speaker 1>I've sat next to a bloodsoaked person on the subway

1355
01:02:48.039 --> 01:02:49.880
<v Speaker 1>and been like, you know what, no questions.

1356
01:02:50.000 --> 01:02:52.119
<v Speaker 2>I did a show once where I at the end

1357
01:02:52.159 --> 01:02:54.360
<v Speaker 2>of it, I had blood on me and I didn't

1358
01:02:54.480 --> 01:02:56.360
<v Speaker 2>like I had like a little bit behind my ear,

1359
01:02:56.679 --> 01:02:58.639
<v Speaker 2>so when I washed my face, I didn't get it.

1360
01:02:59.480 --> 01:03:02.199
<v Speaker 2>I was odd way home and the person sitting next

1361
01:03:02.239 --> 01:03:04.280
<v Speaker 2>to me is like suddenly started staring at me and

1362
01:03:04.400 --> 01:03:06.440
<v Speaker 2>like and I was like what. Then she was like

1363
01:03:06.480 --> 01:03:08.880
<v Speaker 2>are you okay? And I was like, oh, it's I'm sorry,

1364
01:03:08.960 --> 01:03:12.199
<v Speaker 2>it's fake. I promise I'm not like bleeding out in

1365
01:03:12.199 --> 01:03:15.239
<v Speaker 2>front of you. I got home and looked and it

1366
01:03:15.280 --> 01:03:17.440
<v Speaker 2>was like a big like I understood why she read

1367
01:03:17.480 --> 01:03:19.079
<v Speaker 2>because I was like, that wasn't like a little streak.

1368
01:03:19.119 --> 01:03:21.440
<v Speaker 2>It was like I looked like I'm actively bleeding a

1369
01:03:21.480 --> 01:03:21.840
<v Speaker 2>little bit.

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01:03:22.079 --> 01:03:24.119
<v Speaker 1>So I was stabbed in the neck earlier. Don't worry

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01:03:24.159 --> 01:03:24.519
<v Speaker 1>about it.

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01:03:24.639 --> 01:03:25.679
<v Speaker 2>Fine, I'm a New Yorker.

1373
01:03:25.719 --> 01:03:29.519
<v Speaker 1>I'm fine, bitch, mind your business. Did I talk to you?

1374
01:03:31.039 --> 01:03:32.800
<v Speaker 1>You had to take your earbuds out and you're like,

1375
01:03:32.880 --> 01:03:33.519
<v Speaker 1>what what?

1376
01:03:34.760 --> 01:03:35.159
<v Speaker 3>Rude?

1377
01:03:35.559 --> 01:03:35.920
<v Speaker 1>Rude?

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01:03:36.199 --> 01:03:36.599
<v Speaker 3>All right?

1379
01:03:36.639 --> 01:03:41.679
<v Speaker 2>Everyone? So that is Er season three, episode fifteen. I

1380
01:03:41.719 --> 01:03:43.840
<v Speaker 2>think that's right, the long way around.

1381
01:03:44.000 --> 01:03:44.480
<v Speaker 1>Stick around.

1382
01:03:44.519 --> 01:03:47.599
<v Speaker 2>We're going to play a couple of commercials here and

1383
01:03:47.840 --> 01:03:49.360
<v Speaker 2>we're gonna come back. We're gonna give you our random

1384
01:03:49.400 --> 01:03:51.519
<v Speaker 2>observations and final rankings.

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01:04:00.400 --> 01:04:02.840
<v Speaker 1>And we're back. Here's my perfect Polish accent. Are you

1386
01:04:02.880 --> 01:04:09.519
<v Speaker 1>ready for it? Yeah? Give us some random observations. Damn it,

1387
01:04:09.519 --> 01:04:11.119
<v Speaker 1>I think that was Irish.

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01:04:11.199 --> 01:04:16.079
<v Speaker 2>I don't think that was anything. You know, that was

1389
01:04:16.119 --> 01:04:17.239
<v Speaker 2>like old Norse.

1390
01:04:17.519 --> 01:04:19.800
<v Speaker 1>It was old Norse. I I think I just conjured

1391
01:04:19.880 --> 01:04:25.559
<v Speaker 1>up an old alien god. That was Thor. Hang on,

1392
01:04:25.639 --> 01:04:28.559
<v Speaker 1>here we go. Nope, got it? Polish accent? Really, I

1393
01:04:28.599 --> 01:04:30.440
<v Speaker 1>got it. I've spent a lot of time in Poland.

1394
01:04:30.719 --> 01:04:34.679
<v Speaker 1>I know how to do a Polish accent. Progy, see

1395
01:04:34.679 --> 01:04:38.360
<v Speaker 1>it perfect? I did it? Yeah, yeah, the selka. You're

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01:04:38.400 --> 01:04:42.280
<v Speaker 1>welcome boo. Yeah, all right, Paul, give us some random observations.

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<v Speaker 2>There's just one moment in the beginning. The burglars have

1398
01:04:44.840 --> 01:04:47.280
<v Speaker 2>just entered. They're yelling at everyone to get down. Everything's

1399
01:04:47.320 --> 01:04:51.280
<v Speaker 2>just starting up, basically, and there's this moment with mister Douzak,

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01:04:51.400 --> 01:04:54.920
<v Speaker 2>the older check man, where he hasn't gone down to

1401
01:04:54.960 --> 01:04:57.280
<v Speaker 2>the ground, and the implication that he's just startled, like

1402
01:04:57.280 --> 01:04:59.800
<v Speaker 2>he hasn't moved because he's just scared to move, and

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01:05:00.159 --> 01:05:01.760
<v Speaker 2>Duncan goes right up to me. He's like, get down

1404
01:05:01.840 --> 01:05:03.320
<v Speaker 2>or one of them. I don't even know which one.

1405
01:05:03.440 --> 01:05:05.639
<v Speaker 1>Get down, get down, and the guy goes.

1406
01:05:08.400 --> 01:05:11.320
<v Speaker 2>And falls and look, I'm not I'm not saying it's

1407
01:05:11.360 --> 01:05:13.440
<v Speaker 2>bad acting or anything like that. Who knows how you

1408
01:05:13.440 --> 01:05:16.559
<v Speaker 2>would fucking react, And it's just it's funny because he's

1409
01:05:16.599 --> 01:05:19.119
<v Speaker 2>totally still and the guy shouts and it's like there

1410
01:05:19.159 --> 01:05:21.719
<v Speaker 2>was a jump scare for him and then he falls over.

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01:05:22.119 --> 01:05:24.159
<v Speaker 1>That's how he hurts his wrist. I just want to

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01:05:24.239 --> 01:05:28.760
<v Speaker 1>connect this episode to last week's episode seventh Heaven seventh even.

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01:05:28.840 --> 01:05:30.400
<v Speaker 1>I bet you can't think I can connect the two,

1414
01:05:30.480 --> 01:05:34.639
<v Speaker 1>but I can. The connective tissue is cushballs. Right bit

1415
01:05:34.719 --> 01:05:37.159
<v Speaker 1>of nineties ephemera and this one as well. There is

1416
01:05:37.199 --> 01:05:41.199
<v Speaker 1>a cushball like display on the counter of the store.

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01:05:41.840 --> 01:05:43.880
<v Speaker 1>Cushballs were unescapable.

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01:05:44.000 --> 01:05:47.360
<v Speaker 2>If that, if this, if this TV show had actually

1419
01:05:47.440 --> 01:05:50.280
<v Speaker 2>been true to itself. Those keys would have been on

1420
01:05:50.280 --> 01:05:51.199
<v Speaker 2>a cushball keychain.

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01:05:51.400 --> 01:05:53.639
<v Speaker 1>Yeah, or she would have She would have staunched someone's

1422
01:05:53.679 --> 01:05:56.320
<v Speaker 1>blood by sticking cushballs into the wounds.

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01:05:56.800 --> 01:05:58.760
<v Speaker 2>Forget about the Maxi pads, Get the cushballs.

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01:05:58.840 --> 01:06:00.559
<v Speaker 1>A uh.

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01:06:00.599 --> 01:06:03.880
<v Speaker 2>There is a moment where we cut back Angie is

1426
01:06:03.960 --> 01:06:06.679
<v Speaker 2>doing the CPR and mister Nevotney where she's trying. It's

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01:06:06.679 --> 01:06:09.159
<v Speaker 2>when it's when she's counting the ribs for the chest

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01:06:09.280 --> 01:06:13.199
<v Speaker 2>whatever thing. Again, I don't know what this is supposed

1429
01:06:13.239 --> 01:06:16.679
<v Speaker 2>to look like. I know nothing. This may be super accurate,

1430
01:06:16.840 --> 01:06:20.199
<v Speaker 2>but obviously they have Marisol Nichols. She's in frame and

1431
01:06:20.239 --> 01:06:22.519
<v Speaker 2>mister Nevotney is out of frame, and it just looks

1432
01:06:22.559 --> 01:06:24.239
<v Speaker 2>like she is pushing way too hard.

1433
01:06:26.519 --> 01:06:28.480
<v Speaker 1>I think of that a lot on television shows, where

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01:06:28.480 --> 01:06:30.360
<v Speaker 1>I'm like, are you gonna crack through that person?

1435
01:06:30.519 --> 01:06:33.320
<v Speaker 2>Yeah, they've probably had a dummy under so she's probably

1436
01:06:33.360 --> 01:06:36.320
<v Speaker 2>going to town on it. And like, obviously you're you're

1437
01:06:36.360 --> 01:06:39.079
<v Speaker 2>your a worked up situation. So again I'm not this

1438
01:06:39.119 --> 01:06:41.480
<v Speaker 2>is not a criticism. It's just made me go, she's

1439
01:06:41.519 --> 01:06:42.519
<v Speaker 2>gonna break his ribs.

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01:06:45.519 --> 01:06:47.800
<v Speaker 1>I just love how everyone just believes Carol when she

1441
01:06:47.840 --> 01:06:50.719
<v Speaker 1>says she's fine. At the end, she comes in covered

1442
01:06:50.719 --> 01:06:54.360
<v Speaker 1>in blood from a hostage situation that she has just handled.

1443
01:06:54.519 --> 01:06:56.800
<v Speaker 1>She is actively trying to save the two men who

1444
01:06:56.800 --> 01:06:59.360
<v Speaker 1>held her gut at gunpoint, and then they're like are

1445
01:06:59.400 --> 01:07:02.880
<v Speaker 1>you okays like, I'm fine, yeah, and she just goes home.

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01:07:02.920 --> 01:07:03.679
<v Speaker 2>I'm just gonna go home.

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01:07:03.719 --> 01:07:06.519
<v Speaker 1>I'm like, are there no therapists back then? That? Did

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01:07:06.559 --> 01:07:09.119
<v Speaker 1>therapy not exist in the nineties? Was there not like

1449
01:07:09.159 --> 01:07:11.840
<v Speaker 1>a like a like a doctor someone who was like, hey, girl,

1450
01:07:12.000 --> 01:07:13.519
<v Speaker 1>let her come into my office and have a cup

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01:07:13.559 --> 01:07:16.320
<v Speaker 1>of tea and talk about the nonsense you just went through.

1452
01:07:16.400 --> 01:07:18.079
<v Speaker 2>Laura Innos didn't want to be like, hey, let me

1453
01:07:18.119 --> 01:07:20.800
<v Speaker 2>pay for your cab ride, don't take the l Let's

1454
01:07:20.800 --> 01:07:21.519
<v Speaker 2>just get you home.

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01:07:21.800 --> 01:07:24.599
<v Speaker 1>Don't take the l What the fuck? These people are

1456
01:07:24.599 --> 01:07:25.400
<v Speaker 1>hard as nails.

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01:07:27.400 --> 01:07:29.239
<v Speaker 2>Did you notice the sign on the bathroom door.

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01:07:29.679 --> 01:07:29.880
<v Speaker 1>No.

1459
01:07:30.079 --> 01:07:32.920
<v Speaker 2>The sign of the bathroom door in Navatni's market reads

1460
01:07:33.400 --> 01:07:39.760
<v Speaker 2>employees must wash hands before handling food products, but not otherwise.

1461
01:07:40.039 --> 01:07:41.760
<v Speaker 1>Otherwise fine, otherwise playball.

1462
01:07:42.400 --> 01:07:45.000
<v Speaker 2>If you're on the deli counter today, wash your hands.

1463
01:07:45.000 --> 01:07:46.639
<v Speaker 2>But if you're just stocking the shelves.

1464
01:07:46.480 --> 01:07:49.440
<v Speaker 1>Just go ahead. I don't care if you were asking,

1465
01:07:49.519 --> 01:07:54.199
<v Speaker 1>then touch all the cushballs, touch them all, get in there,

1466
01:07:54.400 --> 01:07:56.000
<v Speaker 1>real massage.

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01:07:55.599 --> 01:07:59.880
<v Speaker 2>Massage, give the cushballs a scout massage.

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01:08:00.280 --> 01:08:04.880
<v Speaker 1>All the aspirin. Yeah, in the store. I just have

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01:08:04.960 --> 01:08:08.199
<v Speaker 1>one more. And it's a weird thing. I didn't hit

1470
01:08:08.239 --> 01:08:11.119
<v Speaker 1>this enough, but like I cannot tell you enough how

1471
01:08:11.239 --> 01:08:13.960
<v Speaker 1>weird Carol's reaction to Duncan is at the end of

1472
01:08:14.000 --> 01:08:15.639
<v Speaker 1>the episode, and how much she's like, I have to

1473
01:08:15.679 --> 01:08:17.680
<v Speaker 1>save his life. I have to save his life. And

1474
01:08:17.720 --> 01:08:20.479
<v Speaker 1>I'm like you so don't, Yeah, like this a it's

1475
01:08:20.520 --> 01:08:23.239
<v Speaker 1>not your job. Be like, he's not your boyfriend. Don't

1476
01:08:23.279 --> 01:08:25.520
<v Speaker 1>feel bad for him. I know you had a moment

1477
01:08:25.560 --> 01:08:27.840
<v Speaker 1>where he was like in Scotland, there's a pretty place

1478
01:08:27.880 --> 01:08:29.600
<v Speaker 1>I wish I'd gone to instead of shooting up a

1479
01:08:29.600 --> 01:08:33.279
<v Speaker 1>store today. Great good, But like she's she way over

1480
01:08:33.359 --> 01:08:36.479
<v Speaker 1>pivots and so okay. When she's gathering her shit at

1481
01:08:36.479 --> 01:08:38.000
<v Speaker 1>the end of the scene, when she's like putting on

1482
01:08:38.039 --> 01:08:40.399
<v Speaker 1>her coat, putting on her blah blah blah, she picks

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01:08:40.479 --> 01:08:44.479
<v Speaker 1>up a sneaker. Did you notice that? Yeah, it's duncan sneaker,

1484
01:08:44.560 --> 01:08:48.199
<v Speaker 1>isn't it. No, it's the kids sneaker. It's the kid sneaker.

1485
01:08:48.600 --> 01:08:51.199
<v Speaker 1>It's Robert sneak. How the fuck did it get iscause.

1486
01:08:50.840 --> 01:08:52.640
<v Speaker 2>When he grabs him, he pulls off one.

1487
01:08:52.520 --> 01:08:54.520
<v Speaker 1>Of his shoes and he puts it in his pocket.

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01:08:54.960 --> 01:08:58.119
<v Speaker 2>I'm not entirely sure how it makes the trip from

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01:08:58.640 --> 01:08:59.359
<v Speaker 2>the store to.

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01:08:59.479 --> 01:09:02.920
<v Speaker 1>The to the r Yeah, but I'm because because the

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01:09:03.000 --> 01:09:04.439
<v Speaker 1>kid didn't go to that hospital, the kid went to

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01:09:04.479 --> 01:09:05.000
<v Speaker 1>another hospital.

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01:09:05.039 --> 01:09:07.279
<v Speaker 2>I'm ninety nine percent sure it's the kid sneaker.

1494
01:09:07.520 --> 01:09:10.399
<v Speaker 1>Okay, that makes so much more sense because I thought

1495
01:09:10.479 --> 01:09:12.439
<v Speaker 1>she was like taking Duncan's.

1496
01:09:11.880 --> 01:09:14.239
<v Speaker 2>Shoes and that bron and I was like.

1497
01:09:14.239 --> 01:09:16.880
<v Speaker 1>What the fuck? You're like, where are the police? You're

1498
01:09:16.880 --> 01:09:20.920
<v Speaker 1>not you can't just take evidence? What's wrong with you?

1499
01:09:20.960 --> 01:09:23.199
<v Speaker 1>There's a like many crimes have been committed?

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01:09:23.359 --> 01:09:28.039
<v Speaker 2>Yeah, okay, last one another signage moment. Oh no, there's

1501
01:09:28.039 --> 01:09:30.279
<v Speaker 2>a sign on the wall of and look. I don't

1502
01:09:30.319 --> 01:09:34.680
<v Speaker 2>want to I don't want to begrudge anyone their dietary habits.

1503
01:09:35.119 --> 01:09:41.800
<v Speaker 2>The sign is advertising government inspected pork neck bones three

1504
01:09:42.239 --> 01:09:43.399
<v Speaker 2>for a dollar forty nine.

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01:09:43.760 --> 01:09:48.520
<v Speaker 1>Okay, what's that for? I mean you've had polish food?

1506
01:09:48.600 --> 01:09:52.359
<v Speaker 2>Yeah, for hamburgers.

1507
01:09:52.600 --> 01:09:52.840
<v Speaker 3>Sure.

1508
01:09:54.319 --> 01:09:56.159
<v Speaker 1>I think they use it in quite a few things.

1509
01:09:57.560 --> 01:09:59.760
<v Speaker 1>To be fair, I love Polish food. I think it's delicious.

1510
01:10:00.039 --> 01:10:02.840
<v Speaker 1>I do love a parogi. But but yeah, no, that

1511
01:10:02.880 --> 01:10:05.319
<v Speaker 1>doesn't surprise me at all. That's just like the most

1512
01:10:05.359 --> 01:10:06.239
<v Speaker 1>polish thing ever.

1513
01:10:08.640 --> 01:10:10.479
<v Speaker 2>Three for a dollar forty nine.

1514
01:10:10.560 --> 01:10:12.560
<v Speaker 1>That's a deal. It's a fucking deal.

1515
01:10:12.640 --> 01:10:14.760
<v Speaker 2>And it's not neck. It's not neck, it's neck bones.

1516
01:10:14.760 --> 01:10:15.520
<v Speaker 2>You're getting the bone.

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01:10:15.640 --> 01:10:18.000
<v Speaker 1>Yeah, you're gonna make soup. You're gonna make some delicious

1518
01:10:18.399 --> 01:10:22.720
<v Speaker 1>like old world soup from the from the from back

1519
01:10:22.720 --> 01:10:27.199
<v Speaker 1>in the old country. And it's gonna be delicious, all right, Paul,

1520
01:10:27.359 --> 01:10:32.640
<v Speaker 1>how should we rank this episode of er er is

1521
01:10:32.720 --> 01:10:38.960
<v Speaker 1>divined to er is human to her? Is divine to her?

1522
01:10:39.000 --> 01:10:43.079
<v Speaker 1>Is human to divine?

1523
01:10:45.199 --> 01:10:46.840
<v Speaker 2>One to ten times Erica was right?

1524
01:10:47.359 --> 01:10:52.000
<v Speaker 1>Oh hmm. I still feel good about that one. I've

1525
01:10:52.000 --> 01:10:54.680
<v Speaker 1>been feeling warm and cuddly, you know what. I don't care.

1526
01:10:54.720 --> 01:10:56.600
<v Speaker 1>It was such a good one. I don't care that

1527
01:10:56.640 --> 01:10:59.960
<v Speaker 1>it's Paul thirty five hundred Erica one that I got one.

1528
01:11:00.319 --> 01:11:01.000
<v Speaker 1>I got one.

1529
01:11:01.279 --> 01:11:04.239
<v Speaker 2>Remember when you didn't see this version of the notebook

1530
01:11:04.479 --> 01:11:05.680
<v Speaker 2>that had them die at the end.

1531
01:11:06.119 --> 01:11:11.479
<v Speaker 1>Yeah, well that one's not on me. That's what I

1532
01:11:11.560 --> 01:11:17.159
<v Speaker 1>was using. How about one to ten fuckable mad hatters?

1533
01:11:17.760 --> 01:11:19.159
<v Speaker 1>I didn't know I had that in me. I didn't

1534
01:11:19.199 --> 01:11:20.920
<v Speaker 1>know that was a kink I had. But guess what,

1535
01:11:21.079 --> 01:11:22.479
<v Speaker 1>guess what, hop on.

1536
01:11:22.600 --> 01:11:24.560
<v Speaker 2>You're still learning and that's the most important part of

1537
01:11:24.600 --> 01:11:25.600
<v Speaker 2>staying young, you know what.

1538
01:11:25.720 --> 01:11:27.960
<v Speaker 1>Yeah, I like I may be middle aged, but I'm

1539
01:11:28.000 --> 01:11:30.560
<v Speaker 1>still learning about myself. I still find out every day

1540
01:11:30.560 --> 01:11:31.439
<v Speaker 1>more about myself.

1541
01:11:31.479 --> 01:11:33.760
<v Speaker 2>Yeah, and that's beautiful. Thank you, and you share it

1542
01:11:33.800 --> 01:11:36.479
<v Speaker 2>with us. We we are the lucky ones.

1543
01:11:37.079 --> 01:11:38.279
<v Speaker 1>I thank you. I appreciate.

1544
01:11:38.399 --> 01:11:42.399
<v Speaker 2>Yeah, yeah, absolutely one to ten mcguyverd tracheotomies, so many

1545
01:11:42.479 --> 01:11:44.279
<v Speaker 2>of that I never want to see again.

1546
01:11:44.479 --> 01:11:47.079
<v Speaker 1>I think I could do one. I'm pretty sure I could.

1547
01:11:48.239 --> 01:11:50.640
<v Speaker 1>Look you just you cut the hole open right like

1548
01:11:50.680 --> 01:11:53.840
<v Speaker 1>where the where the soft spot is. Yeah, stick a

1549
01:11:53.880 --> 01:11:56.960
<v Speaker 1>stry in. There's sometimes they make they show someone's sucking

1550
01:11:57.079 --> 01:11:57.600
<v Speaker 1>blood out.

1551
01:11:57.720 --> 01:11:59.680
<v Speaker 2>Oh I haven't seen that.

1552
01:12:02.640 --> 01:12:05.039
<v Speaker 1>And then because you have to get the clot out,

1553
01:12:05.279 --> 01:12:09.039
<v Speaker 1>so you suck the clot out and then and then

1554
01:12:09.079 --> 01:12:10.960
<v Speaker 1>you put a little bit of tape over it and

1555
01:12:11.000 --> 01:12:14.239
<v Speaker 1>the person can breathe through their neck. It's I've seen

1556
01:12:14.279 --> 01:12:15.840
<v Speaker 1>it often enough. I'm pretty sure I could do one.

1557
01:12:15.880 --> 01:12:18.520
<v Speaker 2>You guys listeners, it's been a great journey, but the

1558
01:12:18.520 --> 01:12:19.720
<v Speaker 2>podcast is now over.

1559
01:12:20.920 --> 01:12:23.640
<v Speaker 1>I honestly thought up for a minute there. If you

1560
01:12:23.640 --> 01:12:26.520
<v Speaker 1>guys think those were fake, like wretched noises, they aren't.

1561
01:12:26.600 --> 01:12:26.960
<v Speaker 3>He was.

1562
01:12:27.399 --> 01:12:29.760
<v Speaker 1>He was fighting the urge not to vomit while I

1563
01:12:29.840 --> 01:12:33.920
<v Speaker 1>was describing under a trinky out of me. Good lord,

1564
01:12:34.520 --> 01:12:36.880
<v Speaker 1>how about one to ten. I'll bring it back. I'll

1565
01:12:36.920 --> 01:12:38.760
<v Speaker 1>get it back for you, Paul ready, Yeah, one to

1566
01:12:38.840 --> 01:12:42.920
<v Speaker 1>ten Scottish children shows starring Ewan McGregor's Penis and Balls.

1567
01:12:43.319 --> 01:12:45.600
<v Speaker 2>That is, to date my favorite children's show.

1568
01:12:45.760 --> 01:12:49.199
<v Speaker 1>Yeah, yeah, what is it? It's called McGregor's Genitals.

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01:12:53.199 --> 01:12:54.279
<v Speaker 2>Is Genital's play a farmer?

1570
01:12:54.479 --> 01:12:56.520
<v Speaker 1>I'm sorry I got the name wrong. My bad, My bad.

1571
01:12:56.600 --> 01:12:58.520
<v Speaker 1>I've seen so many episodes you think i'd know. The

1572
01:12:58.640 --> 01:13:02.600
<v Speaker 1>name is called Captain mcgrets genitals. Oh is he a

1573
01:13:02.640 --> 01:13:04.560
<v Speaker 1>ship captain? He's a ship captain Penis?

1574
01:13:04.560 --> 01:13:05.479
<v Speaker 2>I mean, of course the.

1575
01:13:05.720 --> 01:13:09.359
<v Speaker 1>Genitals are are a ship captain. It runs a very

1576
01:13:09.439 --> 01:13:15.279
<v Speaker 1>tight ship. He has a little sword and scabbard.

1577
01:13:16.079 --> 01:13:18.319
<v Speaker 2>And Alan Cummings Genitals play the first mate.

1578
01:13:18.159 --> 01:13:20.960
<v Speaker 1>Right, yes, Mattie, Yes, yes, yes, Matiem Accumming.

1579
01:13:22.000 --> 01:13:24.760
<v Speaker 2>Honestly, two actors that I truly believe will drop their

1580
01:13:24.800 --> 01:13:26.319
<v Speaker 2>drawers at a moment's notice.

1581
01:13:26.479 --> 01:13:29.840
<v Speaker 1>They will show children their genitals, if you ask, if.

1582
01:13:29.640 --> 01:13:32.239
<v Speaker 2>You ask, if you do it, unless they're not, they're

1583
01:13:32.239 --> 01:13:32.840
<v Speaker 2>not assaulters.

1584
01:13:32.880 --> 01:13:35.640
<v Speaker 1>You're gonna get They're just you have to sign some

1585
01:13:35.680 --> 01:13:38.560
<v Speaker 1>consent forms. And then I feel like we're gonna throw

1586
01:13:38.640 --> 01:13:41.359
<v Speaker 1>Tilda Swinton in there as well, an another Scottish. Great

1587
01:13:41.840 --> 01:13:44.840
<v Speaker 1>she will show you her labia if you ask nicely.

1588
01:13:44.560 --> 01:13:47.439
<v Speaker 2>And absolutely absolutely one to ten.

1589
01:13:50.560 --> 01:13:53.560
<v Speaker 1>Yes, that one. That yeah, because you know why, Paul,

1590
01:13:53.760 --> 01:14:00.479
<v Speaker 1>because I took a podcast or do you want to

1591
01:14:00.520 --> 01:14:02.880
<v Speaker 1>go first? Should I go first? I'll go first on

1592
01:14:02.960 --> 01:14:05.560
<v Speaker 1>this one. I think at ages very well. It does.

1593
01:14:05.640 --> 01:14:08.920
<v Speaker 1>It's I didn't realize it really at the time because

1594
01:14:08.920 --> 01:14:10.560
<v Speaker 1>I wasn't paying attention to this stuff. But You Are

1595
01:14:10.800 --> 01:14:14.000
<v Speaker 1>is a pretty diverse show for especially for like nineteen

1596
01:14:14.079 --> 01:14:16.600
<v Speaker 1>ninety six, so many shows back then were lily white.

1597
01:14:16.680 --> 01:14:20.119
<v Speaker 1>It takes place in Chicago. The show reflects what Chicago

1598
01:14:20.239 --> 01:14:22.960
<v Speaker 1>looks like in the main cast. This episode in particular

1599
01:14:23.000 --> 01:14:27.239
<v Speaker 1>doesn't have so much diversity, but the main cast is

1600
01:14:27.720 --> 01:14:30.239
<v Speaker 1>quite diverse. And then this episode has it has a

1601
01:14:30.239 --> 01:14:32.640
<v Speaker 1>Scottish person, It has a Scottish person, but also like

1602
01:14:32.680 --> 01:14:35.960
<v Speaker 1>there really is a lot of Eastern European people in Chicago,

1603
01:14:36.079 --> 01:14:38.479
<v Speaker 1>Like there's like a whole Polish neighborhood. So like it

1604
01:14:38.520 --> 01:14:41.239
<v Speaker 1>does make sense that there are so many Eastern Europeans

1605
01:14:41.239 --> 01:14:41.800
<v Speaker 1>in this store.

1606
01:14:41.840 --> 01:14:45.760
<v Speaker 2>And also like the Maricel Nichols is Latina, yes, and

1607
01:14:45.880 --> 01:14:49.560
<v Speaker 2>Javier is is al Latin man. And then I cut

1608
01:14:49.560 --> 01:14:51.560
<v Speaker 2>this out, but like her, she has this brief scene

1609
01:14:51.600 --> 01:14:52.960
<v Speaker 2>with like her postman or something.

1610
01:14:53.119 --> 01:14:56.399
<v Speaker 1>Yeah, her male man black. It looks like Chicago.

1611
01:14:56.479 --> 01:14:59.640
<v Speaker 2>They're actively populating the show with multiple ethnicities.

1612
01:15:00.479 --> 01:15:02.880
<v Speaker 1>Yeah, it really does look like Chicago, and so that's

1613
01:15:03.039 --> 01:15:06.800
<v Speaker 1>very very cool. The strong strong female character. Like the

1614
01:15:06.920 --> 01:15:10.600
<v Speaker 1>whole shit, This whole episode revolves around Julianna Margaalize's character.

1615
01:15:10.640 --> 01:15:13.880
<v Speaker 1>And even in memory of the show, again I have

1616
01:15:14.039 --> 01:15:16.319
<v Speaker 1>not I have not watched it in like thirty years,

1617
01:15:16.359 --> 01:15:19.279
<v Speaker 1>but like Laura Innes, I remember having quite a lot

1618
01:15:19.319 --> 01:15:21.760
<v Speaker 1>to do, and she's she's gay on the show. Oh

1619
01:15:21.800 --> 01:15:24.279
<v Speaker 1>I forgot that. Yeah, I totally forgot that. And we

1620
01:15:24.359 --> 01:15:28.600
<v Speaker 1>have a gay and again and a gay yeah, a

1621
01:15:28.600 --> 01:15:31.800
<v Speaker 1>lot of strong female characters. Like there's another female doctor

1622
01:15:31.800 --> 01:15:33.600
<v Speaker 1>whose name I can't quite remember. I think she's played

1623
01:15:33.600 --> 01:15:37.680
<v Speaker 1>by Sherry Weaver, Serry Stringfield, Cherry Stringfield. I'm mixing actors

1624
01:15:37.760 --> 01:15:41.520
<v Speaker 1>names now, another like main character point how.

1625
01:15:41.439 --> 01:15:44.600
<v Speaker 2>Laura Ennes's character uses I'm not sure what the right

1626
01:15:44.600 --> 01:15:46.399
<v Speaker 2>word would be, but like a crutch. Oh, yes, on

1627
01:15:46.439 --> 01:15:49.479
<v Speaker 2>the show, so she is she is a disabled person. Yes,

1628
01:15:49.600 --> 01:15:51.479
<v Speaker 2>I don't know if that's the PC term anymore, but

1629
01:15:51.560 --> 01:15:55.520
<v Speaker 2>like very casual representation, and I'm sure there are storylines

1630
01:15:56.000 --> 01:15:56.640
<v Speaker 2>around it.

1631
01:15:56.760 --> 01:15:59.560
<v Speaker 1>Actually, no, I don't even again I am remembering. If

1632
01:15:59.600 --> 01:16:01.800
<v Speaker 1>you've seen the show more recently, please let us know.

1633
01:16:01.920 --> 01:16:04.800
<v Speaker 1>But I actually have a very strong memory of like

1634
01:16:04.840 --> 01:16:08.720
<v Speaker 1>she appears she's she's using the crutch maybe one person,

1635
01:16:08.840 --> 01:16:12.960
<v Speaker 1>maybe like Noah Wiley's character. The pilot follows Noah Whiley's

1636
01:16:13.039 --> 01:16:15.399
<v Speaker 1>character on his first day at the hospital, so he's

1637
01:16:15.479 --> 01:16:16.199
<v Speaker 1>kind of the intro.

1638
01:16:16.359 --> 01:16:18.359
<v Speaker 2>Like and I don't think she's in the pilot, she

1639
01:16:18.439 --> 01:16:19.199
<v Speaker 2>joins later.

1640
01:16:19.159 --> 01:16:21.279
<v Speaker 1>Oh, I thought she was in the pilot. Maybe I'm wrong.

1641
01:16:21.319 --> 01:16:22.119
<v Speaker 2>I think she is.

1642
01:16:22.239 --> 01:16:24.880
<v Speaker 1>I could be wrong, but anyway, I just don't remember

1643
01:16:24.880 --> 01:16:27.000
<v Speaker 1>them making a thing of it like at all. And

1644
01:16:27.039 --> 01:16:30.720
<v Speaker 1>it was she's she's obviously extraordinarily capable. She's probably the

1645
01:16:30.720 --> 01:16:34.000
<v Speaker 1>most capable doctor they have here, right, and like that's fantastic,

1646
01:16:34.079 --> 01:16:38.560
<v Speaker 1>so and again it all seemed very effortless and like

1647
01:16:38.640 --> 01:16:40.520
<v Speaker 1>no one called it out. No one was like, but

1648
01:16:40.640 --> 01:16:44.039
<v Speaker 1>I am the black doctor and therefore, like none of

1649
01:16:44.079 --> 01:16:46.279
<v Speaker 1>that shit I don't think happened in the show.

1650
01:16:46.359 --> 01:16:47.760
<v Speaker 2>You know what, this reminded me of a little bit

1651
01:16:47.880 --> 01:16:49.720
<v Speaker 2>now that we're talking about Fame, the way we talked

1652
01:16:49.720 --> 01:16:52.079
<v Speaker 2>about how Fame was just very casually.

1653
01:16:52.079 --> 01:16:54.800
<v Speaker 1>Just normal, just like, this is what Chicago looks like,

1654
01:16:54.800 --> 01:16:56.399
<v Speaker 1>This is what New York looks like, This is what

1655
01:16:56.479 --> 01:16:59.039
<v Speaker 1>like cities look like in America. Like just fucking be

1656
01:16:59.119 --> 01:17:02.279
<v Speaker 1>cool everyone. So yeah, I'm gonna say this age is

1657
01:17:02.319 --> 01:17:05.119
<v Speaker 1>extremely well. I also love you and McGregor. Sure, that's

1658
01:17:05.159 --> 01:17:07.640
<v Speaker 1>why we did this episode. I actually wish we'd picked

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01:17:07.640 --> 01:17:10.760
<v Speaker 1>a different episode because I liked this episode very much,

1660
01:17:10.760 --> 01:17:13.319
<v Speaker 1>but it was very like it's a bottle episode, and

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01:17:13.359 --> 01:17:15.159
<v Speaker 1>I kind of wish we'd done one that had more

1662
01:17:15.279 --> 01:17:19.039
<v Speaker 1>of the main cast and like more more hospital stuff. Yeah,

1663
01:17:19.560 --> 01:17:24.880
<v Speaker 1>the episode with the puppies holding them hostage at gun point,

1664
01:17:24.960 --> 01:17:27.119
<v Speaker 1>but that's a nice either here nor there. Sorry, I

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01:17:27.159 --> 01:17:31.239
<v Speaker 1>picked the Youan McGregor one because it's Ian McGregor eight.

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01:17:31.359 --> 01:17:33.920
<v Speaker 1>I'm gonna no, I honestly, wait, what am I even

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01:17:33.960 --> 01:17:36.159
<v Speaker 1>taking points off for? I don't even know why I'm

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01:17:36.199 --> 01:17:39.159
<v Speaker 1>taking points off. Yeah, ten. Yeah, I'm gonna give it

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01:17:39.199 --> 01:17:41.399
<v Speaker 1>a ten. I can't think of a of a reason

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01:17:41.439 --> 01:17:43.359
<v Speaker 1>to give this this show again. I'm gonna give the

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01:17:43.399 --> 01:17:47.439
<v Speaker 1>caveat that I haven't watched this show since the nineties,

1672
01:17:47.760 --> 01:17:50.399
<v Speaker 1>so there might be stuff that I am forgetting. Yeah

1673
01:17:50.399 --> 01:17:52.279
<v Speaker 1>that you're like, girl, don't you remember that plot line

1674
01:17:52.319 --> 01:17:54.680
<v Speaker 1>when all the doctors came in and had Jamaican accents,

1675
01:17:54.680 --> 01:17:59.239
<v Speaker 1>And I'm like, no, fuck, I don't remember. So yeah,

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01:17:59.279 --> 01:18:02.560
<v Speaker 1>but I think it's probably aged extremely well as the

1677
01:18:02.600 --> 01:18:04.520
<v Speaker 1>show as the show's gone on, So I'm gonna give

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01:18:04.560 --> 01:18:08.159
<v Speaker 1>this episode and sort of low key blanket e are

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01:18:08.359 --> 01:18:08.720
<v Speaker 1>a ten.

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01:18:09.279 --> 01:18:14.119
<v Speaker 2>How about you, Erica, It's a two, absolute monster. No,

1681
01:18:14.239 --> 01:18:17.840
<v Speaker 2>it ages really really well casual representation. I tried to

1682
01:18:17.840 --> 01:18:19.560
<v Speaker 2>look up how many gay characters there were in YAR,

1683
01:18:19.680 --> 01:18:21.479
<v Speaker 2>but everything just points you to Laura and it's his character,

1684
01:18:21.600 --> 01:18:23.319
<v Speaker 2>so I'm like, I give up. I don't care that much.

1685
01:18:23.800 --> 01:18:27.079
<v Speaker 2>But obviously there were gay people on AR, and I

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01:18:27.119 --> 01:18:29.720
<v Speaker 2>know there was a whole storyline about her coming out

1687
01:18:29.760 --> 01:18:32.239
<v Speaker 2>and everything like that. So honestly, if you didn't watch

1688
01:18:32.239 --> 01:18:33.880
<v Speaker 2>the whole thing, maybe she came out after you stopped

1689
01:18:33.880 --> 01:18:35.920
<v Speaker 2>watching it, because I think it was like season six

1690
01:18:36.039 --> 01:18:36.680
<v Speaker 2>or something.

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01:18:36.399 --> 01:18:38.399
<v Speaker 1>That if I yeah, I was already in college. I

1692
01:18:38.439 --> 01:18:39.600
<v Speaker 1>definitely wasn't watching the show.

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01:18:39.680 --> 01:18:42.680
<v Speaker 2>Yeah, I don't really have any notes. It's it's obviously

1694
01:18:42.840 --> 01:18:45.720
<v Speaker 2>over the top, but it's a nighttime soap. We asked

1695
01:18:45.720 --> 01:18:47.760
<v Speaker 2>for nighttime soaps, like, what do you.

1696
01:18:47.720 --> 01:18:48.680
<v Speaker 1>Want y'all delivered?

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01:18:48.760 --> 01:18:51.159
<v Speaker 2>Yeah, what do you want? A low key nighttime soap?

1698
01:18:51.199 --> 01:18:52.000
<v Speaker 2>What a snooze?

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01:18:52.039 --> 01:18:55.239
<v Speaker 1>Honestly, this was the most low key one we've done, yeah,

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01:18:55.279 --> 01:18:57.560
<v Speaker 1>this month, because the one that's like the most like

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01:18:57.560 --> 01:19:01.840
<v Speaker 1>a like a non soap, like a quote unquote normal TV, like.

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01:19:01.760 --> 01:19:07.199
<v Speaker 2>This is this is Deli's or markets get robbed? This

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01:19:07.319 --> 01:19:09.760
<v Speaker 2>happens like does it happen with the you know, like

1704
01:19:09.800 --> 01:19:12.720
<v Speaker 2>obviously it's a sequence of events that gets a little insane,

1705
01:19:12.920 --> 01:19:14.960
<v Speaker 2>but like it's basically.

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01:19:14.680 --> 01:19:17.279
<v Speaker 1>Does it get robbed by by gorgeous scotsman? No, not

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01:19:17.359 --> 01:19:19.119
<v Speaker 1>all the time, but you never know, guys, but you

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01:19:19.159 --> 01:19:20.079
<v Speaker 1>may get lucky, but.

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01:19:20.159 --> 01:19:25.920
<v Speaker 2>Erica gets plundered by them regularly. Yeah. I really don't

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01:19:25.920 --> 01:19:28.640
<v Speaker 2>have any notes on it. It's it's a perfect ages,

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01:19:28.680 --> 01:19:30.479
<v Speaker 2>perfectly well from what I can tell, I'll give it

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01:19:30.479 --> 01:19:31.640
<v Speaker 2>a ten out of ten.

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01:19:31.720 --> 01:19:34.680
<v Speaker 1>Nurses, nurses, oaths. I forgot to do it.

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01:19:34.760 --> 01:19:37.439
<v Speaker 2>Yeah, because I have no notes.

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01:19:37.439 --> 01:19:39.560
<v Speaker 1>No, and everything we talk about, I'm not really going

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01:19:39.640 --> 01:19:41.399
<v Speaker 1>to give a palate cleanser on this one. I'm sure

1717
01:19:41.439 --> 01:19:42.800
<v Speaker 1>Gray's Anatomy US more fun to.

1718
01:19:42.760 --> 01:19:45.399
<v Speaker 2>Watch, Yeah, I'm not always.

1719
01:19:45.439 --> 01:19:47.479
<v Speaker 1>I feel like Grey's Anatomy has at least like a

1720
01:19:47.479 --> 01:19:49.680
<v Speaker 1>little more of a sense of humor than ER.

1721
01:19:49.960 --> 01:19:51.800
<v Speaker 2>I think it's sexier from what I can.

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01:19:51.640 --> 01:19:54.560
<v Speaker 1>Tell, And I believe ER took itself very seriously, which

1723
01:19:54.600 --> 01:19:57.039
<v Speaker 1>you know, as it should. It's about a fucking emergency room. Yeah,

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01:19:57.079 --> 01:19:58.720
<v Speaker 1>I don't think I need to give a pilot cleanser.

1725
01:19:58.880 --> 01:20:01.359
<v Speaker 2>I don't feel need to give a power cleanser. This

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01:20:01.479 --> 01:20:07.399
<v Speaker 2>episode does pass the Bechdel test. But hypothetically speaking, if

1727
01:20:08.359 --> 01:20:11.199
<v Speaker 2>all of the named female characters, of which you would

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01:20:11.199 --> 01:20:17.039
<v Speaker 2>have like missus navatni uh, Carol obviously an Angie right.

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01:20:17.319 --> 01:20:18.720
<v Speaker 1>Well, and Laura Innes, isn't it as well?

1730
01:20:18.720 --> 01:20:22.119
<v Speaker 2>Oh yeah, doctor weavers in right. So, But let's just

1731
01:20:22.439 --> 01:20:25.560
<v Speaker 2>this is purely a mental exercise in the shop. If

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01:20:25.560 --> 01:20:28.960
<v Speaker 2>they only talked about the burglars the whole time, is

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01:20:28.960 --> 01:20:31.079
<v Speaker 2>that acceptable because they I mean, they're not going to

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01:20:31.119 --> 01:20:32.399
<v Speaker 2>talk about like their day during.

1735
01:20:32.359 --> 01:20:34.520
<v Speaker 1>Yeah, no, because they're not talking about the men in

1736
01:20:34.560 --> 01:20:37.439
<v Speaker 1>their lives are talking about the situation, right.

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01:20:37.119 --> 01:20:39.239
<v Speaker 2>Okay, that's what I thought too, Like it's they're not

1738
01:20:39.279 --> 01:20:40.560
<v Speaker 2>talking about romance or love.

1739
01:20:40.720 --> 01:20:43.640
<v Speaker 1>They're not like that guy's hot, the Scottish one.

1740
01:20:43.479 --> 01:20:45.000
<v Speaker 2>Although how they didn't talk about it.

1741
01:20:45.399 --> 01:20:47.520
<v Speaker 1>Imagine if there was like that guy, the Scottish one's

1742
01:20:47.600 --> 01:20:51.439
<v Speaker 1>kind of hot. He shot your husband, Well, yeah, I'm

1743
01:20:51.479 --> 01:20:53.399
<v Speaker 1>single now my husband's dead.

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01:20:53.720 --> 01:20:55.920
<v Speaker 2>If Angie's like, if he cut his fucking hair, I

1745
01:20:55.920 --> 01:20:57.239
<v Speaker 2>would I will fuck us out of this.

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01:20:58.680 --> 01:21:02.159
<v Speaker 1>I would climb it like a tree. Yes, but no.

1747
01:21:02.279 --> 01:21:05.159
<v Speaker 1>There is also there's a conversation with Carol and her

1748
01:21:05.159 --> 01:21:07.479
<v Speaker 1>mother at the beginning, although her mother's not named, but

1749
01:21:07.840 --> 01:21:09.960
<v Speaker 1>and then there's a conversation with Carol and doctor Weaver

1750
01:21:10.039 --> 01:21:11.760
<v Speaker 1>at the end, and Carol and Angie.

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01:21:11.439 --> 01:21:13.760
<v Speaker 2>At the end, and I mean they talk about the

1752
01:21:13.800 --> 01:21:16.199
<v Speaker 2>keys with missus Navatni, Like that's not about a man,

1753
01:21:16.239 --> 01:21:18.199
<v Speaker 2>you know, So yeah, it totally does. I was just

1754
01:21:18.239 --> 01:21:20.840
<v Speaker 2>thinking about that. So, Erica, that's the end of our show.

1755
01:21:21.560 --> 01:21:23.920
<v Speaker 2>Everyone listening. If you would be so kind, you can

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01:21:23.920 --> 01:21:25.960
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01:21:36.439 --> 01:21:39.439
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01:21:59.119 --> 01:22:01.800
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01:22:21.920 --> 01:22:24.720
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01:22:26.560 --> 01:22:28.960
<v Speaker 2>The creepy dancing baby came up a lot in the comments.

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01:22:29.039 --> 01:22:32.319
<v Speaker 2>I mean, yeah, co ed bathrooms and creepy dancing baby.

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01:22:32.359 --> 01:22:35.000
<v Speaker 1>The co ed bathroom thing I think is great, progressive, fabulous,

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01:22:35.079 --> 01:22:38.920
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01:22:38.960 --> 01:22:43.680
<v Speaker 1>really should talk about Ali McBeal someday, but that's not today. Today,

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01:22:43.680 --> 01:22:47.319
<v Speaker 1>we're talking about er we're airing today. Thank you to

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01:22:47.399 --> 01:22:49.640
<v Speaker 1>our patrons. Thank you to everyone for reaching out and

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1792
01:22:52.159 --> 01:22:54.640
<v Speaker 1>time you thought, geez, I really wish they'd talked about

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01:22:54.640 --> 01:22:57.359
<v Speaker 1>Ali McBeal. I wish I had more of a say

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<v Speaker 1>way or yours way to determine one of our subjects.

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<v Speaker 1>and that is the true loss. They rarely had Polish

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<v Speaker 2>Alan.

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01:23:32.000 --> 01:23:34.000
<v Speaker 1>I added a mic there too, for fun, Just for.

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<v Speaker 2>Speaking of which, some tears on the Patreon come with

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<v Speaker 2>the thanks wa podcast character. And today we are hearing

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01:24:01.600 --> 01:24:07.119
<v Speaker 2>from the one, the only, the iconic, Keanu Reeves.

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01:24:07.600 --> 01:24:07.800
<v Speaker 3>Hi.

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01:24:08.680 --> 01:24:12.760
<v Speaker 4>I'm Keanu Reeves, and I'm here to thank Robin for

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01:24:12.880 --> 01:24:17.920
<v Speaker 4>listening to that Aged Well. Robin, I've taken some time

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01:24:17.960 --> 01:24:21.760
<v Speaker 4>out of my rehearsal schedule to come and say thanks

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01:24:21.760 --> 01:24:24.680
<v Speaker 4>for listening. What am I in rehearsals for you?

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<v Speaker 2>Ask?

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01:24:25.720 --> 01:24:28.920
<v Speaker 1>I'm gonna play one of the characters. I don't know

1821
01:24:28.960 --> 01:24:30.359
<v Speaker 1>which one cause I forgot.

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01:24:33.600 --> 01:24:35.840
<v Speaker 4>I don't know which one could I forgot to look

1823
01:24:35.880 --> 01:24:45.439
<v Speaker 4>it up in Broadways Waiting for God, Oh next year

1824
01:24:45.800 --> 01:24:48.399
<v Speaker 4>with my good friend Alex Winter.

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01:24:49.239 --> 01:24:52.520
<v Speaker 1>Look it up. That's a real fucking thing that's happening.

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01:24:54.079 --> 01:24:58.479
<v Speaker 4>So we're doing this play on Broadway in the original French.

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01:24:59.000 --> 01:25:03.600
<v Speaker 4>It's gonna be a cool So I just want to say,

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01:25:04.159 --> 01:25:08.640
<v Speaker 4>bon jour, Robin and much el mercies for Eku te

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01:25:09.000 --> 01:25:09.840
<v Speaker 4>Ah that.

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01:25:09.920 --> 01:25:19.319
<v Speaker 1>Aged well the jay kone like Kung Fu. All right, man,

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01:25:19.640 --> 01:25:20.359
<v Speaker 1>I gotta go.

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01:25:21.079 --> 01:25:23.680
<v Speaker 4>There's Une Bombay Dons.

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01:25:23.319 --> 01:25:30.920
<v Speaker 2>The bus, not Bombay Dons the bush, no bus. Someone

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01:25:31.800 --> 01:25:33.319
<v Speaker 2>someone erected the bus.

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01:25:33.319 --> 01:25:39.039
<v Speaker 1>Mercy the bus for Kenu forgot to look up what

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01:25:39.199 --> 01:25:43.000
<v Speaker 1>character he's playing before he started talking hard. That's hard.

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01:25:43.119 --> 01:25:46.199
<v Speaker 1>It could happen, could happen to any Keanu, not just

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01:25:46.239 --> 01:25:49.720
<v Speaker 1>that Kean, could happen to literally any Keanu. Yeah, but

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01:25:49.840 --> 01:25:51.920
<v Speaker 1>you know what I appreciate about Kanu? Is it Aragon?

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01:25:52.079 --> 01:25:53.640
<v Speaker 1>Is it Vladimir?

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01:25:54.199 --> 01:25:56.840
<v Speaker 2>He worked through it. He didn't let he didn't let

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01:25:56.880 --> 01:25:57.560
<v Speaker 2>it pull him off.

1843
01:25:57.479 --> 01:26:00.720
<v Speaker 1>His because he not only forgot which character he's playing

1844
01:26:00.720 --> 01:26:03.680
<v Speaker 1>and waiting for goodo, he forgot the names of the

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01:26:03.760 --> 01:26:05.760
<v Speaker 1>characters in Waiting for GOODO. Yeah.

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01:26:05.800 --> 01:26:07.640
<v Speaker 2>It was a real moment. It was a real moment

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01:26:07.640 --> 01:26:12.000
<v Speaker 2>for an actor to come through. All right, Erica, any

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01:26:12.119 --> 01:26:13.399
<v Speaker 2>any final thoughts on er.

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01:26:15.479 --> 01:26:26.560
<v Speaker 1>I need five CC's of podcast stat that's very funny.

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01:26:26.560 --> 01:26:29.079
<v Speaker 1>By the way, Yeah, actually happened to me. They said, Picky,

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01:26:29.680 --> 01:26:34.279
<v Speaker 1>yuppy spring Chicken it look stop helping. You're making it

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01:26:34.399 --> 01:26:36.680
<v Speaker 1>worse now.

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01:26:36.720 --> 01:26:38.840
<v Speaker 2>I'm not only forgetful, I'm offended.

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01:26:39.039 --> 01:26:43.039
<v Speaker 1>I'm old and decrepit and apparently not Picky. I get it.

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01:26:43.079 --> 01:26:48.439
<v Speaker 1>I'm Dusty, I get it. I'm a fucking loser. Shut up.