Speaker 1: How many pages of that book did you actually read?
Speaker 2: And hopefully ready because it's time.
Speaker 3: It's about to get weird.
Speaker 2: Be prepared for incident.
Speaker 3: Weird thinks are gonna get weird. It's getting weird.
Speaker 2: I'm gonna get real weird with it.
Speaker 3: Let's get weird. Let's get it.
Speaker 2: Where where?
Speaker 3: Get? Where?
Speaker 2: Are you ready to get weird with Hoodie and Eric?
Speaker 2: I'm ready to.
Speaker 3: Listen because I listen Jude the night.
Speaker 2: Let's get weird. Do you remember in numbers I got
Speaker 2: eleven pages in. I know I did a bad job.
Speaker 2: I do want to read the book, but you took
Speaker 2: it away from me, so now I gotta go buy.
Speaker 4: I'll get to that in a second.
Speaker 2: But my name is hoddy'm are and.
Speaker 1: Every week we come together give you the weird stories
Speaker 1: from our lives, the streets, the sheets, the upside down,
Speaker 1: see all arounds and in between in Urinus, in the internets.
Speaker 1: Don't worry about the internets and just have a good time.
Speaker 1: Now the book in question. Eric is hurting too, and
Speaker 1: we've kind of had a three week discussion about this book.
Speaker 4: The fourth Wing, The fourth Wing? Which fourth wing? You know?
Speaker 4: Hoodi's become a.
Speaker 1: Library all of a sudden written out of my books?
Speaker 3: What do you mean?
Speaker 1: Maybe I need to held you accountable, Like the library
Speaker 1: get two weeks, you don't.
Speaker 4: Turn it in, I'm going to charge. That's not enough
Speaker 4: time to read a book.
Speaker 3: I'm sorry.
Speaker 2: Well, as a single father with a very month goes
Speaker 2: to bed, I'm passing now. That kid tires me out.
Speaker 2: So now I'm going to order the book on.
Speaker 1: It's only like ten but it was like ten bucks
Speaker 1: at one point. Maybe it's because the book, the other
Speaker 1: book was coming up, Yeah, the fourth Wing.
Speaker 2: Yeah, why special edition? I mean, if you want to
Speaker 2: buy a special edition, it's eleven forty five, it's bad Carver.
Speaker 4: Yeah, yeah, that's nice, babe.
Speaker 3: You No, one hundred and fourteen never mind.
Speaker 1: You what, that's not new though, It's just that someone's
Speaker 1: selling it. That's why new one hundred and forty because
Speaker 1: someone's selling it. Amazon's not selling that. For how do
Speaker 1: I find the Amazon's Go back, go up to the
Speaker 1: top fourth way and click that that's the one you
Speaker 1: want to buy?
Speaker 4: Yeah, that's the book. That's just a special edition that
Speaker 4: like you know, how like.
Speaker 1: Everyone was craving over those sixteen ninety five Yeah, that
Speaker 1: makes sense. How everyone's craving over the on ex storm
Speaker 1: target ones. That's what that is. Someone just selling it
Speaker 1: on Amazon.
Speaker 4: Oh yeah, a're you getting paperback or hardcover? Which whichever
Speaker 4: man are hardcover?
Speaker 3: Dude, I don't like that.
Speaker 1: Well, how do you keep a bookmark? Do you use
Speaker 1: O hardcover? Do you use a little flappies?
Speaker 2: No?
Speaker 3: So I used to use flappies.
Speaker 2: But I actually had a bookmark from when I when
Speaker 2: I read the Art of War by Shunk Shunk Show
Speaker 2: Shun Sue, Shunk Sue, thank you. And then I found
Speaker 2: in my Nickknacks max is Junk the the cards that
Speaker 2: you gave me, the Disney cards that you gave me
Speaker 2: in Max or a listener gave me in Max. I
Speaker 2: use them as a bookmark.
Speaker 1: Oh they're like the Star Wars trading card thing.
Speaker 2: Yeah, yeah, yeah yeah, because one of them, I can't
Speaker 2: use the trade cards. The good bookmarks, I can't use
Speaker 2: the whole one because it's great, it'll make the book
Speaker 2: too big. And then there's one that's like a knee
Speaker 2: and something else.
Speaker 3: So I even use that.
Speaker 2: But now I got an order of the book. Actually,
Speaker 2: maybe I should just go to Barnes and Noble today.
Speaker 4: Actually might be cheap.
Speaker 1: Well, actually, let's let's let's look around for you fourth wing,
Speaker 1: because here's the thing just going to your local Well,
Speaker 1: go to a local bookstore first, but it might not
Speaker 1: be the cheapest place for you to look cauz. Let's
Speaker 1: see Amazon seventeen bucks, but.
Speaker 2: Hoodie, shouldn't we go to local bookstores to keep the
Speaker 2: business cat.
Speaker 4: Yes, that's what I'm saying.
Speaker 1: Go there, But like Barnes and Noble had it, like
Speaker 1: Onyx Storm was like thirty two bucks at release, but
Speaker 1: like Amazon had it for like ten bucks, So like,
Speaker 1: get what you can.
Speaker 4: But also in this economy, buy what you need to buy.
Speaker 1: You know, like you can buy a paper packs, so
Speaker 1: seventeen nine nine, it's a dollar more, but it's only
Speaker 1: the paperback, so Amazon has way to do.
Speaker 2: What was the hardcover one? You didn't give me her
Speaker 2: cover option? It was thirty It was moved. You moved
Speaker 2: too fast times and my brain realizes it and I
Speaker 2: move on, you cheap mother effort.
Speaker 4: That that's what I got through for the book faster. Okay,
Speaker 4: what's going on here?
Speaker 2: Oh my god, Andrew, you're giving me anxiety paper hardcover
Speaker 2: sixty sixty nine nine. Okay, So go to Barnes and Noble.
Speaker 2: Okay that you just head up and you just cheaply.
Speaker 1: Were like, I can't see the price hardcover here is
Speaker 1: thirty bucks. That's why I'm referring to Barnes and Noble.
Speaker 1: Has it more expensive than like an Amazon or Target
Speaker 1: has I think because Barns and Noble can sit on it,
Speaker 1: and now people come to Barnes and Noble to look
Speaker 1: for the book, whereas Amazon and Target you kind of
Speaker 1: got to compete to see if they have it in stock. Yeah,
Speaker 1: which is why there were Anyonyx Storms and Target for
Speaker 1: a while. You know how much is Target have it for? Uh?
Speaker 1: Target fourth Wing sixteen ninety nine as well? But for hardcover?
Speaker 3: Yeah?
Speaker 4: Hardcover right there? Oh?
Speaker 3: Do they have it at the rock Fall? They do?
Speaker 3: What I think?
Speaker 2: I should go to a bookstore.
Speaker 1: Okay, name a bookstore, Barnes and Nobles, but it's also
Speaker 1: double the price Barnes and Noble, that's all you.
Speaker 2: I'm Forcable local books, Framers, books ink and yeah it's
Speaker 2: in the book DuPont Circle, Cramers if they have it.
Speaker 4: Oh, I can shop online perfect love it. Oh. I
Speaker 4: actually passed by this. Yeah, I watched by that the
Speaker 4: other day.
Speaker 2: Yeah, it's a famous bookstore and dupe in DuPont circles.
Speaker 1: On a storm right there. I don't haven't finished the
Speaker 1: first if you took it away from this ebook though.
Speaker 3: Someone took it away from me.
Speaker 1: Paperbacks nineteen bucks, but hardback is twenty seven bucks. But
Speaker 1: it's on back order because people know to go to
Speaker 1: their local books or support them, so they sell out faster.
Speaker 4: That's right.
Speaker 2: Where's there another local bookstore around here?
Speaker 1: That's probably a lot, but you've probably gott to just
Speaker 1: take a local bookstore. On Google Maps, books get in
Speaker 1: our in our fingertips. That looks you got used books
Speaker 1: versus new books. How do you feel about that?
Speaker 2: They'll use book probably has new books, not necessarily they're
Speaker 2: used books. Maybe they also sell new books.
Speaker 4: Yeah, but I don't think they'll have like an online
Speaker 4: we'll find out.
Speaker 3: You do not even give them a chance.
Speaker 4: You're just trying. I'm trying to find the website.
Speaker 2: It's confusing Google. Google is denying me to find.
Speaker 3: That it is.
Speaker 4: Yeah, that's dupe, right, okay, here you go forth.
Speaker 2: You are impatient, as I do not have that book.
Speaker 4: I don't know what these books that is not what
Speaker 4: we were looking at.
Speaker 2: It's definitely secondary.
Speaker 1: Bookstore is like, oh, the Declaration of Independence over here,
Speaker 1: go back to maps dot Google dot com.
Speaker 2: Oh, I close the tab and go back go to maps.
Speaker 1: It took me to Google shopping. I mean that's on Google.
Speaker 1: Google has been defaulting me to book. Put the shopping now,
Speaker 1: all right, Second story Book, Wonderland Books, Norfolk Avenue.
Speaker 2: That's again, that's downtime Bethesda.
Speaker 3: Okay, okay, well check out. That's a good.
Speaker 2: That's closer. I think you're just moving too fast. Oh
Speaker 2: twenty ninety nine. But it's a soft cover.
Speaker 4: What is on oor mean?
Speaker 3: I don't know.
Speaker 4: Oh, you have to order it then they'll get it freez.
Speaker 4: Probably don't close the tab yet.
Speaker 2: I didn't.
Speaker 4: I did wonder Bond pun bun a book books, Bunge book.
Speaker 1: He looks like learning books. Yeah, but you know, we'll try.
Speaker 1: Maybe you get a French cover for you. No, Last
Speaker 1: City Books. That's rare books. You're not gonna find it there.
Speaker 1: Problem politics, you're going to find that. There's none in Rockville.
Speaker 1: Everything's in downtown besides bars, and because bars and Noble
Speaker 1: pushes everyone out. That's why Second Story Books is only
Speaker 1: one because it's got use books over here, second story books.
Speaker 1: We went there, we did go there, didn't have it.
Speaker 4: Wait, but that's not the same place. I'll go and
Speaker 4: show the same one is.
Speaker 3: The one that gave me. I get that. But look
Speaker 3: at them.
Speaker 2: Go back to the maps. Look at the picture on
Speaker 2: that and look at the picture on the wall.
Speaker 4: It's a chain. Okay, it's a small local chain.
Speaker 2: And only it's the right web page.
Speaker 4: That's where it's taking me.
Speaker 1: You know, I can't I help you where the internet
Speaker 1: is taking me? Is Google denying you the opportunity to
Speaker 1: find this book? Maybe Google telling me I should We
Speaker 1: will say no, he will get it from Barnes and
Speaker 1: Noble instead, pay the full price.
Speaker 2: Should we go and get it to Barns Noble.
Speaker 4: Quick Target Baby seventeen bucks for you? Instead? There could
Speaker 4: be book talk girl leiaest.
Speaker 3: You know, but don't you think Barns and Noble might
Speaker 3: have a deal.
Speaker 4: Do you have the membership or whatever?
Speaker 2: What do you get with the membership? And so you
Speaker 2: don't have the membership?
Speaker 4: Okay, do you have the membership?
Speaker 2: No?
Speaker 3: Oh my god?
Speaker 2: You know what I forgot to do the other day?
Speaker 2: So I bought Max a new what a tangent. We'll
Speaker 2: figure what we're gona do about the book. Do't worry,
Speaker 2: just follo us on our social media's atmosphere.
Speaker 4: You don't see us do a book five later today.
Speaker 3: Maybe Yeah, So I forgot.
Speaker 2: So the other day I went to game Stop because
Speaker 2: Max did great in his two report cards or two
Speaker 2: spelling tests back, so I bought him the new Sonic
Speaker 2: Generations on the switch one. The guy at the start
Speaker 2: at the game Stop and bring mall, I feel like
Speaker 2: we're talking about before, was a huge dick. It's this
Speaker 2: biggest antido with long hair, and he his total douche
Speaker 2: and he wears he wears small T shirts and he's
Speaker 2: a big guy. So it's like, bro, get a right
Speaker 2: sized T shirt. One two was he won.
Speaker 3: They were like forcing me.
Speaker 2: To become part of the probo yeah, And I was like,
Speaker 2: I probably not gonna come back, and he goes, you
Speaker 2: know you're gonna come back in a year to buy
Speaker 2: another game.
Speaker 1: I'm like, probably not, Like I don't want to buy it.
Speaker 1: So I used to work a game stop. I think
Speaker 1: we've mentioned on this podcast, and I notoriously what one.
Speaker 1: I think I like to think I was the cool
Speaker 1: guy amongst the staff. Well that was the problem coming
Speaker 1: out with my bomber jacket. That guy was nice, he
Speaker 1: was chilling, and I'm like, I'm not pushing pro memberships.
Speaker 1: I'm here to help people have a good time. And
Speaker 1: if they were, if they treat me bad, that's on them,
Speaker 1: you know.
Speaker 2: But this dude, I mean, I wanted to punch him
Speaker 2: in the face. But if I put your phone number in,
Speaker 2: will I get a discount?
Speaker 4: No, it doesn't work anymore. Remember, but aren't you a
Speaker 4: pro member?
Speaker 3: No?
Speaker 4: My brother is you put John's number and you'll get
Speaker 4: the discount.
Speaker 2: So next time, next.
Speaker 4: Time putting numb John's number?
Speaker 3: Yeah?
Speaker 4: And from the from the Bachelor party, do I have
Speaker 4: your brother to say anything? In general?
Speaker 3: As well? Do I have your brother's phone number?
Speaker 2: Does your brother even like me?
Speaker 4: He does? Actually, he likes you a lot. How's Eric?
Speaker 3: Where is oh? John? There is John? H Okay?
Speaker 4: I do it?
Speaker 1: Oh?
Speaker 3: Wow?
Speaker 1: You like he said I could have your game stop
Speaker 1: work out?
Speaker 4: Can I has it?
Speaker 2: A should text on that like, hey, buddy, I'm gonna
Speaker 2: use your games up Awards account.
Speaker 1: I don't use your phone number number ten b You
Speaker 1: don't worry about the or about we heart. That's also
Speaker 1: if he still has it. He had it last year,
Speaker 1: but I don't know if he's you know, say, deep
Speaker 1: in text over here. Well, I got a text him
Speaker 1: talking text over here. Sorry, I gotta confuse myself, confuse myself.
Speaker 3: I'm just gonna I just want to make sure I
Speaker 3: said the right text to your brother. Okay.
Speaker 2: I don't want to send a dick pick to your
Speaker 2: brother by accident.
Speaker 3: Why. I don't know.
Speaker 4: Are you dating a joan that you'll confuse with?
Speaker 3: Would that be weird?
Speaker 2: I don't how people do that when we do that
Speaker 2: topic what mistakenly sent the wrong message the wrong person?
Speaker 4: How do you do that?
Speaker 1: I think it's more like if it's a group chat,
Speaker 1: like you send it to the wrong group chat. You
Speaker 1: have a group chat about that one person, and you
Speaker 1: send it to the group chat that that person is in. Yeah,
Speaker 1: I think is believable.
Speaker 2: Yeah, but that's why I'm glad that me and my
Speaker 2: seventeen buddies have a we have our Thursday night basketball
Speaker 2: group chat that's on WhatsApp that is very inappropriate and
Speaker 2: is great. But I knows, but it says on WhatsApp,
Speaker 2: so I know that if we're talking trashbout somebody. It's
Speaker 2: gonna go on that, and it's gonna be the person's
Speaker 2: in the group, which I like to do too. There's
Speaker 2: a guy named Jason that I to talk trash about
Speaker 2: all the time. Wow, because he's six or five and
Speaker 2: he's old and yeah as a giant finger. I just
Speaker 2: got called older earlier today too, and I'm really upset.
Speaker 4: We'll go somewhere young for you target.
Speaker 3: So going to Barnes and Noble makes me old.
Speaker 4: Oh what he texted my brother texting?
Speaker 3: Look at that. He's such a good texter.
Speaker 4: Actually call him. You know he's working.
Speaker 2: Yeah, just don't take my five dollars off the more
Speaker 2: holding out for Pokemon cards.
Speaker 3: Right now? One that me has some cards.
Speaker 4: He's doing a story right now, is he? Because he's
Speaker 4: texting you.
Speaker 3: Right now, so maybe he's texting and storying. He's multitasking.
Speaker 3: He's a news anchor. He's everywhere. What station is here
Speaker 3: for Richmond right?
Speaker 1: Uh?
Speaker 3: No?
Speaker 1: In the Hampton Roads w t k R, which is
Speaker 1: channel three. If you're ever in Virginia Beach, you will
Speaker 1: see John's face on there. Brother John, Look at him?
Speaker 3: Look at him? What they got?
Speaker 2: They ain't got s down here. I don't know what
Speaker 2: version it is. Oh god, what are you talking about?
Speaker 2: Pokemon cards?
Speaker 1: Mm hmm, it's riveting. You could at least put the
Speaker 1: text noises up to the microphone.
Speaker 3: You know who does? Who still has that?
Speaker 1: I know some people that do him Like, why you
Speaker 1: got dying for nobody? We want people to know you're
Speaker 1: texting someone. Anyway, back to Hoodie, we talked a lot
Speaker 1: about it's the podcast more and I got a gift
Speaker 1: card for a cooking class, so we're looking at taking
Speaker 1: a cooking class in.
Speaker 3: The near future.
Speaker 4: Side for that, I hate your love Limited to fish now.
Speaker 1: That's good though, ew oh, right's pessctarian now, which didn't
Speaker 1: go well because Friday she had shrimp from a fast
Speaker 1: casual restaurant which I won't mention, and she will sit
Speaker 1: on Saturday.
Speaker 3: Restaurant.
Speaker 4: You don't know what it is?
Speaker 3: Is it Virginia one?
Speaker 4: It's no I think there is one up here. It
Speaker 4: rhymes with uh basa h.
Speaker 3: I don't know.
Speaker 4: Okay, that's okay, but she was like, oh, let me
Speaker 4: get the shrimp on mine.
Speaker 2: Then I was like, I don't know.
Speaker 4: We want to trust shrimp at a fast casual restaurant.
Speaker 3: You jinkster, and I'll go so jinkster, you jackass.
Speaker 1: I did.
Speaker 4: Actually, she didn't think about it till he was like,
Speaker 4: I wouldn't have gotten that.
Speaker 2: You're such a I didn't mean it.
Speaker 3: I just cared to much.
Speaker 2: Know you're just a chink, sir. That's what it is,
Speaker 2: you dick.
Speaker 3: But yeah, I didn't.
Speaker 4: Shrimp didn't The shrimp didn't look good. I tell you
Speaker 4: that it did not look shrimp. Yeah, what does it
Speaker 4: supposed to look like? Cooked?
Speaker 3: You can eat shrimp raw? Can Yes? I saw shrimp.
Speaker 1: Cocktail is still cooked a little bit. Not really, that's
Speaker 1: the raw shrimp.
Speaker 3: I know.
Speaker 1: No, you can't eat raw shrimp straight out of the ocean.
Speaker 1: It's boiled or something. To would agree, Boy looks brown.
Speaker 4: You can't eat that.
Speaker 1: Can you eat raw shrimp? That's the titles PAIRI Can
Speaker 1: you eat raw shrimp? Google or cerrea faster not recommended due.
Speaker 2: To the high risk of food poisoning in your face.
Speaker 2: It's not because I mean, it's because of the shrimp.
Speaker 3: I knew. All right, Well you jinxed your wife.
Speaker 4: So there We're going to Jimmy's next month. I'm excited
Speaker 4: for Valentine's Day.
Speaker 3: It's Jimmy's Seafood. Oh, I hate that place.
Speaker 4: I love that place.
Speaker 1: I'm excited because Moore has always like heard about us going,
Speaker 1: but I've never been able to go because we've never
Speaker 1: They have some friendly options, but you know you can
Speaker 1: go a seafood place and get steakhouse too, and steakhouse
Speaker 1: and let me just get you know, chicken the beans at.
Speaker 4: So excited for that cooking class.
Speaker 3: We've gone to.
Speaker 2: Mastros is the one we go to all we never
Speaker 2: go to Jimmy's.
Speaker 4: You and I have been to Jimmy's.
Speaker 3: Jimmy's Famous Seafood. Yes, Oh, I think you're going Jimmy's.
Speaker 2: No, Jimmy's Famous Seafood, the only Jimmies. No, what's Oh
Speaker 2: Joe's Crab House is the other Joe's Crab check. No,
Speaker 2: no famous Crab and Steak It's in DC next to
Speaker 2: the White House.
Speaker 4: Okay, yeah, I hate that one.
Speaker 2: I forgot Jimmy's. That's right, Jimmy, Oh, Jimmy's.
Speaker 3: Oh we love the Funnies, you know. Oh that's a
Speaker 3: that's a long drive for you guys.
Speaker 1: Think we're gonna spend the night because Valentine' Day on Friday.
Speaker 1: We're not going on Friday. We're going on Saturday because
Speaker 1: van paying them Valentine's Day prices inflation.
Speaker 2: Right, they jacket because it's not gonna be inflated the
Speaker 2: whole can you idiot?
Speaker 4: But too late. I made my reservation. I can't cancel. Jimmy,
Speaker 4: you'll get me. Jimmy will come get me.
Speaker 3: Oh that's cute. You're gonna hang out the rob too
Speaker 3: that night.
Speaker 4: Maybe Lenny does need a babysitter, so.
Speaker 3: Getting a babysit Lenny.
Speaker 1: And then no, we're trying to the idea with more. Hey,
Speaker 1: you want a babysit a kid for ten days? We
Speaker 1: don't really know what all.
Speaker 3: That. He's ten days.
Speaker 4: It's a long time long.
Speaker 2: I'm a Captain Robert Cruz.
Speaker 3: It's not that movie. But Captain Phillips.
Speaker 4: Okay, well we could have today, but Happy Hour fell through.
Speaker 4: I don't know, actually there was.
Speaker 2: She said, no updates yet, just gotta be an updated.
Speaker 4: By like two o'clock.
Speaker 1: Because if I'm gone, I'm gone, I'll come back across
Speaker 1: that bridge.
Speaker 2: You never come back. Yeah, yeah, bro, it's so hard
Speaker 2: to go across the brood. An hour and a half.
Speaker 2: Sorry you sucking live in Virginia.
Speaker 3: Hey you never visit? No, I'll have you over. I
Speaker 3: will never go.
Speaker 2: I hate going to Arlington and Clarendon. Sorry, pet, I'm
Speaker 2: a Marylander.
Speaker 3: You know what.
Speaker 2: I'd rather drive to Richmond then go across that. Well
Speaker 2: I got across the bridge anyways, get to Richmond. But
Speaker 2: I'd rather go to Richmond and then go to Arlington.
Speaker 2: Eh no, yeah, no, I like the one time I
Speaker 2: went to Richmond.
Speaker 1: It's fun, but Richmond's definitely not. Like it's like, oh
Speaker 1: that's cool. It's a clectic but that's it.
Speaker 2: Well. I like how they have the sea walls everywhere
Speaker 2: because the flood issues. That's kind of cool to see
Speaker 2: the engineering that they created a lot of years ago
Speaker 2: and they're still love.
Speaker 1: Mort almost got married in Richmond.
Speaker 3: Oh it's been nice.
Speaker 1: It was the same price as a wedding up here,
Speaker 1: but uh, it was not as nice because Richmond.
Speaker 4: Oh, Richmond prices, Richmond prices, Capitol prices.
Speaker 1: Yeah, it was in a restaurant and if we baked it,
Speaker 1: it was in his restaurant where there was one changing
Speaker 1: room and it was underneath the restaurant.
Speaker 3: Like time, Like why.
Speaker 2: Would you anyone want to be no your place? We've talked, actually,
Speaker 2: we've talked a lot about your wedding in the past
Speaker 2: couple of weeks on the show. Everyone really liked it.
Speaker 2: I hated it, but it's fine. Why I'm joking.
Speaker 4: You got enough photos of me? You're good?
Speaker 3: Yeah, you know me.
Speaker 4: Nice photos, baby.
Speaker 3: We don't post them a lot.
Speaker 4: I think more and I might.
Speaker 1: Post a wedding video on Valentine's Day, So a little
Speaker 1: treat to everybody.
Speaker 3: When did you propose? Again? Was it March? April?
Speaker 4: September?
Speaker 3: Was it September?
Speaker 4: Really the math now?
Speaker 1: Because pandemic times twenty twenty one, yeah, twenty one, I think, Yeah,
Speaker 1: pandemic times make me no.
Speaker 4: Remember what time time happened? You know, I was saying,
Speaker 4: all right, what day is it?
Speaker 3: What day is it? It's Tuesday, January twenty eight.
Speaker 4: Eleven forty five.
Speaker 1: When we quote this podcast bum Boom outside of Courthouse
Speaker 1: at Marilyn bum Boom, I.
Speaker 2: Just don't watch long order, you know, the bump boom
Speaker 2: though everyone knows that damn bum bum song.
Speaker 4: Boom boom, boom boom.
Speaker 3: I'm still salty. I got cold.
Speaker 1: Can I go tell rather you hate Dick Wolf coming
Speaker 1: in here and just rant tell you about Dick Wolf.
Speaker 3: Go ahead, is he here? Damnit? He's not here?
Speaker 4: Thank god you were not ready for that.
Speaker 3: I dated a one.
Speaker 2: I dated a woman years ago that was a huge
Speaker 2: Marishka Hargitay. Fan's the point where she bought the jewelry
Speaker 2: that the woman wears the one necklace on the show.
Speaker 2: On the show, Murcia then got a commissioned as a
Speaker 2: jeweler that you could buy and I was like.
Speaker 3: Wow, that's cool. She's been on that show forever.
Speaker 4: Yeah, well it's funny.
Speaker 2: Is that because did you just screwed herself by being typecasted?
Speaker 2: Or it's a good thing.
Speaker 1: It's funny on the table. It depends on what you
Speaker 1: want to do by money on table, money on table.
Speaker 2: Well, no, because I was watching I was listening to
Speaker 2: the podcast to Today SmartLess, the Jason Bateman, Will Arnett,
Speaker 2: Sean Wan's His Face podcast and they had Pete Berg
Speaker 2: on it. You know, director Pete Burg, Peter Berg. He's
Speaker 2: done a lot of things. He did Entourage, did The Kingdom,
Speaker 2: and he was talking about how he was in a show,
Speaker 2: oh in the nineties called Chicago Hope that will compete
Speaker 2: it against E R. And he was a ton of
Speaker 2: funny story about how people always call him the name
Speaker 2: of the of the character that he played, to the
Speaker 2: point where he was on a plane going somewhere and
Speaker 2: a guy walked up with his wife being like, Hey,
Speaker 2: can you check.
Speaker 3: My wife's rast?
Speaker 4: I don't know how to do that and the guy's
Speaker 4: like no.
Speaker 2: And that's when Pete realized he doesn't want to be
Speaker 2: typecast for the rest of his life as this guy
Speaker 2: from Chicago hope. And that's when he started directing himself
Speaker 2: into more serious and more directorial stuff. So I'm just saying, like,
Speaker 2: do you think Murska Hargatave, Like yes, as super successful
Speaker 2: has she's become, is also going to be always known
Speaker 2: as the woman from Law and Order. I don't even
Speaker 2: know the name she plays on the actual order, but
Speaker 2: what's her? What's her characters? Like, I just know a
Speaker 2: real name?
Speaker 3: Is that bad too?
Speaker 4: I think why? I is also.
Speaker 1: Not to say it is not a good movie, actually
Speaker 1: really a bad movie. The Love Guru made everyone remember
Speaker 1: Murk with Mike Myers, Hey, I remember because his his
Speaker 1: his like uh Mantra was mariska harget of people and
Speaker 1: so it really Yeah, they like subliminately planted in.
Speaker 4: That's bad. It's not like bad quality and also bad
Speaker 4: like Test of Time bad.
Speaker 1: Oh yeah, because what was just very problematic chocolate, you know,
Speaker 1: Mike Myers being a guru.
Speaker 3: And all that. That was a little weird too. Yeah,
Speaker 3: it was good.
Speaker 2: And they had the little guy, the dwarf dude as
Speaker 2: the co hockey coach, Troyer Vern Troyer. Yeah, and they
Speaker 2: were in a small office that was filed for him,
Speaker 2: which that was it was a weird different time.
Speaker 3: But that movie was bad when it came out.
Speaker 4: Yes, that too, like it was bad.
Speaker 1: It came out after Cat and Hat Wild, Say what
Speaker 1: you about Catton Hat. That's a perfect movie to get high.
Speaker 3: To if you want to get hides.
Speaker 1: I haven't done that, but if you need a movie,
Speaker 1: take a little Eddie and Watchcat Andhan be like what
Speaker 1: this Cat's downas also dancer, what the hell's going on now?
Speaker 1: But something that also trips us up from time to
Speaker 1: time that we here off in the distance, very far
Speaker 1: in the distance, it's closer, is that it is time
Speaker 1: for something.
Speaker 4: Gotam style.
Speaker 1: Where we read actual misconnections from Washington that Christ works
Speaker 1: lash am, I as so.
Speaker 3: Annoying for people. Hear it go up and down like the.
Speaker 4: You control it. That's on you?
Speaker 3: Ye about that?
Speaker 4: Huh?
Speaker 3: No usually comes in. That's true.
Speaker 1: Uh, we see who's freaking your DC Maryland or Virginia. Eric,
Speaker 1: you have the first pick W four Fort Davis.
Speaker 3: What is the W four?
Speaker 4: What the W four?
Speaker 3: W two?
Speaker 2: Uh? You just stepped off. Oh, you just stepped off
Speaker 2: the W four bus. Black boots, grace, sweatpants and eyelashes.
Speaker 3: Let's meet all right for.
Speaker 1: Davis Streets days ago, okay, three hours ago. My son's
Speaker 1: teacher evening class Landover. I see you a couple evenings
Speaker 1: a week. I'm one of the dads. I'm pretty sure
Speaker 1: you are attached as I am. I shouldn't even be
Speaker 1: thinking about you, but I do. I smile every time
Speaker 1: I drop my son off or pick them up and
Speaker 1: get to chat with you. The kids all have a
Speaker 1: lot of fun and seeing to work. Look forward to
Speaker 1: this class. You have a great way with the children,
Speaker 1: apparently with me as well.
Speaker 3: Kent.
Speaker 2: Hey, Hey, Peter from Trader Joe's Clarendon, that's your neighborhood.
Speaker 4: Peter's not near me?
Speaker 2: Isn't that you Oh my god, I just wanted to
Speaker 2: say you're you really just wanted to say you are
Speaker 2: really really cute. I know you don't like me or
Speaker 2: anything any of the sort, So I'm just saying this
Speaker 2: compliment compliment completely off the cuff as factual information. The
Speaker 2: fact Peter at Trader Joe's and Clarendon Arlt, You're cute,
Speaker 2: really really really really cute. Good for you, not anybody.
Speaker 4: Let's go with walk by my office, I stop in Chantilly.
Speaker 1: Hey, we work together. I think you're the most attractive
Speaker 1: women I ever worked with. I see you look back
Speaker 1: when you walk by my office, but don't want to
Speaker 1: creep you out, chasing you down.
Speaker 4: Next time, stop by. I want to chat and get
Speaker 4: to know you better. With this whole office plaza right here, just.
Speaker 1: Say something, Just say something to their coworker. Hey, off
Speaker 1: Stonecraft Boulevard.
Speaker 3: You want to get it in road. Let's go to
Speaker 3: the closet.
Speaker 2: I'd a budy who actually would sleep with a coworker
Speaker 2: in their work office, in their closet at work, they
Speaker 2: were to the government.
Speaker 3: Wasn't me? Wasn't me? People parking Garage b Maryland.
Speaker 2: Avenue, Rockville, Maryland, Parkage, Saturday, January twenty fifth, nine.
Speaker 4: Pm, around nine pm, Beautiful Asian.
Speaker 2: Lady, parking lot B Maryland Avenue. The parking lot Kios
Speaker 2: did not accept touch payment and you didn't have any cash.
Speaker 2: You offered a Venmos last Zell if I paid for
Speaker 2: your parking. I paid your parking, hand you your ticket
Speaker 2: and said Merry Christmas and went on my way.
Speaker 3: Tag you're it.
Speaker 4: This is a month after December. Why are you saying Christmas?
Speaker 2: But also why didn't you You already have their zel?
Speaker 2: Can't you message somebody on zell and now it's just
Speaker 2: through your bank, but you have their phone number, don't you.
Speaker 2: I feel like the guy's dropping the ball, and that
Speaker 2: one went, okay, we're.
Speaker 3: One more woman Moco friends.
Speaker 1: I'm trying to guy that plays tennis or pickleball, Guy
Speaker 1: here play that's all.
Speaker 2: That's it, that's it, that's it. Okay, you get one
Speaker 2: more Eric Moco friends. Montgomery Village friends. Several years ago,
Speaker 2: I used to have a friend of Montgomery Village who
Speaker 2: would invite me to come visit him occasionally to share
Speaker 2: some intimacy. He was a machuline older man who enjoyed
Speaker 2: being in charge quote unquote of things and like to
Speaker 2: steer our fun how he liked. Unfortunately, he moved away,
Speaker 2: and ever since I've wished I had another friend like
Speaker 2: him to share fun times. So I'm hoping to find
Speaker 2: a new manly friend in the Moco area who would
Speaker 2: enjoy having another male friend come visit him to hang
Speaker 2: out together and share some fun time. If it sounds interesting,
Speaker 2: please send me a note telling me a little bit
Speaker 2: more about you, and I'll apply sharing a little bit
Speaker 2: about me. Maybe we can become friends.
Speaker 3: Sometimes I read that pretty well.
Speaker 4: I think, actually, did you done?
Speaker 3: Did well?
Speaker 2: Because I read Fourth Wing eleven pages?
Speaker 1: Eleven pages and fourth Wing I'm ready to go, baby,
Speaker 1: And that does it for this week.
Speaker 4: Uh, let's get weird.
Speaker 1: Uh we will be hopefully getting Eric a book today
Speaker 1: taking Someone'll be taking my son to the bookstore, breaking
Speaker 1: by his own.
Speaker 3: Damn, you're buying it for me? No, why not, Daddy, you've.
Speaker 1: Been you've been really knowing them gift cards over there
Speaker 1: by the way. But you can call Eric got myster,
Speaker 1: that's m R E R ic K B. You can
Speaker 1: follow me and Andrew hoodie with a Y. Have a
Speaker 1: great week, And I always remember it's okay to be
Speaker 1: weird and sexy.
Speaker 3: It got weird, didn't it.
Speaker 1: Yeah,