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Speaker 2: Yes, I'm not quite sure what to make this first one.
Speaker 2: This convenience store chain has made Idiotology I don't know
Speaker 2: how many times over the course of our illustrious show.
Speaker 1: That's okay, we have a lot of titles for this
Speaker 1: crap box. That's a show. Okay, so what convenience store?
Speaker 1: I don't want to guess. Go ahead, come and go, Yeah,
Speaker 1: k U, M and Co. Convenience stores totally. Everybody giggles
Speaker 1: when they drive by, even though they're going, what do
Speaker 1: you mean their name is being changed? Can you believe
Speaker 1: that because of PC?
Speaker 3: No?
Speaker 2: No no no, no no no no, they were purchased by another
Speaker 2: uh company called Maverick. You can say, go and come.
Speaker 2: That'd be ironic. That'd be quite the swer. Yeah, now
Speaker 2: they're changing the names to Maverick.
Speaker 1: I think Maverick's a cool name for a for a
Speaker 1: convenience store. I do like to come and go because
Speaker 1: I mean you it's convenient. You go in and you
Speaker 1: a hall ass right when you're done. Well, that's the
Speaker 1: whole idea of a convenience store. Yeah, that's why I
Speaker 1: say venience and come and then go, Like you know.
Speaker 1: The double entendre here is we erick. No, we're gonna
Speaker 1: miss the whole just we totally are. I just wanted
Speaker 1: to let y'all know, I mean to bring you down.
Speaker 1: I don't really think I'm going to ruin somebody's Friday
Speaker 1: with the convenience store that most people don't even have
Speaker 1: in their area.
Speaker 2: Well if if they're taking you know the Oklahoma or
Speaker 2: you know middle of the country where you know a
Speaker 2: lot of those are this Utah, you know, all out there.
Speaker 2: Big news in the Sea store World Sea Store stands
Speaker 2: for convenience store. Pat worked in it for a while.
Speaker 2: He was a manager at the K.
Speaker 1: I was talking last night to Mike from Budweiser about that.
Speaker 1: How he said, yeah, and you guys were in your hiatus.
Speaker 1: I walked into the circle cast. Dude, I walked in
Speaker 1: there and bought a sprite from Lyncher. Now he said,
Speaker 1: he was, you know, like in shock, but he was
Speaker 1: glad to see you, you know, because.
Speaker 2: I I am happy to have that experience. Hell yeah.
Speaker 2: On the resume, it's kept the lights on in the
Speaker 2: amagment roof over the head. A management position, it's a
Speaker 2: high power position.
Speaker 3: Man.
Speaker 2: Hey, I don't care what anybody says. Management's management. I will.
Speaker 2: I've never done it. I so we used to, you know,
Speaker 2: poke a lot of fun at people work in convenience stores.
Speaker 2: I don't really do that anymore.
Speaker 1: Oh no, because it's tough work and we have a
Speaker 1: lot of listeners. All walk into a convenience store by
Speaker 1: a beef jerky or what have you. And somebody go, hey,
Speaker 1: you sound like that that Brady. Are you taught? And
Speaker 1: I'll go hell yeah, thanks for listening, dude. You want
Speaker 1: to beat wu sticker?
Speaker 2: Somebody said top gun three Maverick come and goes charity
Speaker 2: store this in North Yorkshire, England. Woman who operates this
Speaker 2: was left a little embarrassed. Do you mean like like
Speaker 2: our form of a good will? Yeah, one of those
Speaker 2: second hand store. She was a little embarrassed after she
Speaker 2: was informed by customer who she was selling two uh
Speaker 2: doorknobs too, that they weren't door knobs. Oh were they those?
Speaker 2: It was a sex I knew it, pair of sex.
Speaker 2: They were butt plugs, yeah, the chrome chrome variety. She
Speaker 2: thought they were doorknobs.
Speaker 1: And they had those on the shelf at the charity
Speaker 1: store who donates BPS. I feel gross even saying is
Speaker 1: I'm just gonna say BPS.
Speaker 2: I mean they were I'm sure, oh you could throw
Speaker 2: those in dishwashing shined up nicely after.
Speaker 1: My daughter caught me throwing my flip flops in the dishwashers.
Speaker 1: Show but that you crossed the lines as my kids.
Speaker 1: You have a daughter, we don't want to go anywhere
Speaker 1: with this anyway, put it on you, not on her,
Speaker 1: I know, but I doesn't. Man, No, no, it doesn't matter.
Speaker 1: It evolves my kids, your kid. No, no, no, anyway.
Speaker 2: No.
Speaker 1: She caught me putting my flip flops in the dishwasher.
Speaker 1: I said, don't tell mom, she's out of town. But
Speaker 1: she gets upset when I washed my flip flops with
Speaker 1: all the dishes.
Speaker 2: I can't imagine why.
Speaker 1: And then my daughter said, wait, my stuff for school
Speaker 1: is in there, like my school dishes, you know, the
Speaker 1: little containers with your flip flops.
Speaker 2: It's a good way to do it. People.
Speaker 1: I told you I had to worry about my flip
Speaker 1: flops thinking put them in a baking soda and bags.
Speaker 1: We talked about this all week. He's very proud of this. Yeah,
Speaker 1: for two days you put you put your flip flops
Speaker 1: in a big ziplop with or ziplock with baking zos.
Speaker 2: Is if you have an odor problem with your flip flops.
Speaker 1: Yeah, if you have sweaty feet because you you know,
Speaker 1: exercise and all this crap, well then we're just sweat. Yeah, exactly,
Speaker 1: foot sweat whatever it is. But so your feet actually
Speaker 1: sweat yeah, they do.
Speaker 2: That's why.
Speaker 1: That's why they Anyways, so they're nice flip flops, and
Speaker 1: I'm like, I'm not gonna buy new ones.
Speaker 2: I'll do the trick.
Speaker 1: So it's two days in a zip block with a
Speaker 1: baking seta. Then they say to set them outside, but
Speaker 1: I just I'm a dishwasher. It's easier.
Speaker 2: There's a radical feminist movement called the four bee movement,
Speaker 2: which got its start in South Korea. Some liberal women
Speaker 2: here in the United States now are encouraging like minded
Speaker 2: individuals too. Is it boobs or butts?
Speaker 1: Because South Korea is kind of wild, the four bee
Speaker 1: is one of the bees.
Speaker 2: Well here, let me have someone who is much more
Speaker 2: versed in this explained rather than meat tried to. Well
Speaker 2: hear Im Trump is president, and I think all women
Speaker 2: should stop having sex for the next four years in
Speaker 2: protests and protection of your bodies.
Speaker 3: I also have decided that for the next four years
Speaker 3: I am going to abstain from schmecks with men. And
Speaker 3: funny enough, I actually just broke up with my boyfriend
Speaker 3: a handful of days before the election.
Speaker 2: All I have to say is good luck getting laid.
Speaker 2: These are women who are very upset that men had
Speaker 2: the goal to vote for Trump.
Speaker 1: Look, reality is, it doesn't matter who you voted for.
Speaker 1: I would not have had sex with any of those ones,
Speaker 1: just by the sound of how bitchy.
Speaker 2: You know what.
Speaker 1: Go ahead and go to the thrift store and get
Speaker 1: your butt plugs, ladies, because that's about what you need
Speaker 1: right now. And by the way, on the way home
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Speaker 1: so is this one.
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