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<v Speaker 1>A shortage of dumb people doing really stupid things.

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<v Speaker 2>Welcome to another edition of Idiotology. We'd let your taco

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<v Speaker 2>one on one one w jr R. But you're freaking idiots,

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<v Speaker 2>all right. This hour's brought you by Rock the Bank.

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<v Speaker 2>More cash giveaways that you can try to snag today,

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<v Speaker 2>thousand dollars a pop when they go out.

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<v Speaker 1>That's right, we've already had Amy Win, Marilyn Jerry, Jeremy Win.

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<v Speaker 1>Jeremy from Edgewater was the latest winner. They just keep

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<v Speaker 1>piling on, so hopefully you're the next winner today. Thirteen

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<v Speaker 1>chances first one nine five. That's a listen for keyword

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<v Speaker 1>enter them at a website WJR dot com. That's how

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<v Speaker 1>the mechanics of that contest go. And then somebody's picked

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<v Speaker 1>at random each go around to one thousand bucks and

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<v Speaker 1>we will remind you closer to nine o five certainly,

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<v Speaker 1>and that ain't no job.

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<v Speaker 2>Yes, I'm not quite sure what to make this first one.

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<v Speaker 2>This convenience store chain has made Idiotology I don't know

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<v Speaker 2>how many times over the course of our illustrious show.

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<v Speaker 1>That's okay, we have a lot of titles for this

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<v Speaker 1>crap box. That's a show. Okay, so what convenience store?

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<v Speaker 1>I don't want to guess. Go ahead, come and go, Yeah,

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<v Speaker 1>k U, M and Co. Convenience stores totally. Everybody giggles

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<v Speaker 1>when they drive by, even though they're going, what do

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<v Speaker 1>you mean their name is being changed? Can you believe

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<v Speaker 1>that because of PC?

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<v Speaker 3>No?

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<v Speaker 2>No no no, no no no no, they were purchased by another

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<v Speaker 2>uh company called Maverick. You can say, go and come.

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<v Speaker 2>That'd be ironic. That'd be quite the swer. Yeah, now

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<v Speaker 2>they're changing the names to Maverick.

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<v Speaker 1>I think Maverick's a cool name for a for a

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<v Speaker 1>convenience store. I do like to come and go because

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<v Speaker 1>I mean you it's convenient. You go in and you

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<v Speaker 1>a hall ass right when you're done. Well, that's the

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<v Speaker 1>whole idea of a convenience store. Yeah, that's why I

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<v Speaker 1>say venience and come and then go, Like you know.

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<v Speaker 1>The double entendre here is we erick. No, we're gonna

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<v Speaker 1>miss the whole just we totally are. I just wanted

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<v Speaker 1>to let y'all know, I mean to bring you down.

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<v Speaker 1>I don't really think I'm going to ruin somebody's Friday

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<v Speaker 1>with the convenience store that most people don't even have

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<v Speaker 1>in their area.

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<v Speaker 2>Well if if they're taking you know the Oklahoma or

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<v Speaker 2>you know middle of the country where you know a

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<v Speaker 2>lot of those are this Utah, you know, all out there.

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<v Speaker 2>Big news in the Sea store World Sea Store stands

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<v Speaker 2>for convenience store. Pat worked in it for a while.

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<v Speaker 2>He was a manager at the K.

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<v Speaker 1>I was talking last night to Mike from Budweiser about that.

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<v Speaker 1>How he said, yeah, and you guys were in your hiatus.

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<v Speaker 1>I walked into the circle cast. Dude, I walked in

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<v Speaker 1>there and bought a sprite from Lyncher. Now he said,

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<v Speaker 1>he was, you know, like in shock, but he was

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<v Speaker 1>glad to see you, you know, because.

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<v Speaker 2>I I am happy to have that experience. Hell yeah.

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<v Speaker 2>On the resume, it's kept the lights on in the

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<v Speaker 2>amagment roof over the head. A management position, it's a

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<v Speaker 2>high power position.

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<v Speaker 3>Man.

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<v Speaker 2>Hey, I don't care what anybody says. Management's management. I will.

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<v Speaker 2>I've never done it. I so we used to, you know,

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<v Speaker 2>poke a lot of fun at people work in convenience stores.

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<v Speaker 2>I don't really do that anymore.

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<v Speaker 1>Oh no, because it's tough work and we have a

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<v Speaker 1>lot of listeners. All walk into a convenience store by

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<v Speaker 1>a beef jerky or what have you. And somebody go, hey,

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<v Speaker 1>you sound like that that Brady. Are you taught? And

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<v Speaker 1>I'll go hell yeah, thanks for listening, dude. You want

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<v Speaker 1>to beat wu sticker?

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<v Speaker 2>Somebody said top gun three Maverick come and goes charity

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<v Speaker 2>store this in North Yorkshire, England. Woman who operates this

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<v Speaker 2>was left a little embarrassed. Do you mean like like

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<v Speaker 2>our form of a good will? Yeah, one of those

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<v Speaker 2>second hand store. She was a little embarrassed after she

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<v Speaker 2>was informed by customer who she was selling two uh

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<v Speaker 2>doorknobs too, that they weren't door knobs. Oh were they those?

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<v Speaker 2>It was a sex I knew it, pair of sex.

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<v Speaker 2>They were butt plugs, yeah, the chrome chrome variety. She

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<v Speaker 2>thought they were doorknobs.

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<v Speaker 1>And they had those on the shelf at the charity

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<v Speaker 1>store who donates BPS. I feel gross even saying is

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<v Speaker 1>I'm just gonna say BPS.

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<v Speaker 2>I mean they were I'm sure, oh you could throw

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<v Speaker 2>those in dishwashing shined up nicely after.

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<v Speaker 1>My daughter caught me throwing my flip flops in the dishwashers.

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<v Speaker 1>Show but that you crossed the lines as my kids.

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<v Speaker 1>You have a daughter, we don't want to go anywhere

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<v Speaker 1>with this anyway, put it on you, not on her,

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<v Speaker 1>I know, but I doesn't. Man, No, no, it doesn't matter.

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<v Speaker 1>It evolves my kids, your kid. No, no, no, anyway.

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<v Speaker 2>No.

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<v Speaker 1>She caught me putting my flip flops in the dishwasher.

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<v Speaker 1>I said, don't tell mom, she's out of town. But

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<v Speaker 1>she gets upset when I washed my flip flops with

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<v Speaker 1>all the dishes.

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<v Speaker 2>I can't imagine why.

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<v Speaker 1>And then my daughter said, wait, my stuff for school

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<v Speaker 1>is in there, like my school dishes, you know, the

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<v Speaker 1>little containers with your flip flops.

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<v Speaker 2>It's a good way to do it. People.

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<v Speaker 1>I told you I had to worry about my flip

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<v Speaker 1>flops thinking put them in a baking soda and bags.

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<v Speaker 1>We talked about this all week. He's very proud of this. Yeah,

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<v Speaker 1>for two days you put you put your flip flops

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<v Speaker 1>in a big ziplop with or ziplock with baking zos.

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<v Speaker 2>Is if you have an odor problem with your flip flops.

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<v Speaker 1>Yeah, if you have sweaty feet because you you know,

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<v Speaker 1>exercise and all this crap, well then we're just sweat. Yeah, exactly,

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<v Speaker 1>foot sweat whatever it is. But so your feet actually

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<v Speaker 1>sweat yeah, they do.

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<v Speaker 2>That's why.

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<v Speaker 1>That's why they Anyways, so they're nice flip flops, and

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<v Speaker 1>I'm like, I'm not gonna buy new ones.

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<v Speaker 2>I'll do the trick.

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<v Speaker 1>So it's two days in a zip block with a

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<v Speaker 1>baking seta. Then they say to set them outside, but

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<v Speaker 1>I just I'm a dishwasher. It's easier.

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<v Speaker 2>There's a radical feminist movement called the four bee movement,

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<v Speaker 2>which got its start in South Korea. Some liberal women

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<v Speaker 2>here in the United States now are encouraging like minded

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<v Speaker 2>individuals too. Is it boobs or butts?

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<v Speaker 1>Because South Korea is kind of wild, the four bee

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<v Speaker 1>is one of the bees.

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<v Speaker 2>Well here, let me have someone who is much more

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<v Speaker 2>versed in this explained rather than meat tried to. Well

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<v Speaker 2>hear Im Trump is president, and I think all women

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<v Speaker 2>should stop having sex for the next four years in

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<v Speaker 2>protests and protection of your bodies.

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<v Speaker 3>I also have decided that for the next four years

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<v Speaker 3>I am going to abstain from schmecks with men. And

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<v Speaker 3>funny enough, I actually just broke up with my boyfriend

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<v Speaker 3>a handful of days before the election.

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<v Speaker 2>All I have to say is good luck getting laid.

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<v Speaker 2>These are women who are very upset that men had

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<v Speaker 2>the goal to vote for Trump.

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<v Speaker 1>Look, reality is, it doesn't matter who you voted for.

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<v Speaker 1>I would not have had sex with any of those ones,

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<v Speaker 1>just by the sound of how bitchy.

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<v Speaker 2>You know what.

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<v Speaker 1>Go ahead and go to the thrift store and get

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<v Speaker 1>your butt plugs, ladies, because that's about what you need

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<v Speaker 1>right now. And by the way, on the way home

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<v Speaker 1>and you want to slushy come and goes gone, And

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<v Speaker 1>so is this one.

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<v Speaker 2>Audi thank you talking.

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