Speaker 1: Page.
Speaker 2: But now, but now it's like a automatic records.
Speaker 1: Okay, you figured it out.
Speaker 2: Figure that out.
Speaker 1: I look at you. You're like a techt You're a
Speaker 1: tech genius.
Speaker 2: Now two weeks what happened two weeks off? Actually did
Speaker 2: some research and figure out how to do ship?
Speaker 1: Shut the hell up? How did you do the research?
Speaker 1: By the way, I'm not asking about that research? How
Speaker 1: did you figure that out? What did you like google something?
Speaker 2: Uh? I just played around until I figured it out.
Speaker 1: You just played around until you figured oh this is
Speaker 1: a teenage Matt talking again. Well, I'm not a judge, yes,
Speaker 1: working on you know, I've been pretty much everything else
Speaker 1: in life. I might as well, like, you know, try
Speaker 1: to be a judge. I don't have a lot agree,
Speaker 1: but I mean, if somebody will give me the opportunity,
Speaker 1: I will absolutely judge people of them gladly. I'm not
Speaker 1: going to judge the poop out of them. I don't know.
Speaker 1: I don't really need any more photos like you send me.
Speaker 1: You know what sometimes what was what was the other one?
Speaker 1: It was a fancy place and you're like, got a
Speaker 1: poop here? It'd be a shame if I wreck. Well,
Speaker 1: I look at this bathroom. You and my son, my son,
Speaker 1: he is anytime we go anywhere, he's always like, I
Speaker 1: gotta go in there and poop. Like it's a gas station, dude,
Speaker 1: you can't hold it another twenty minutes. Nope, I'm pooping here, man.
Speaker 1: He's like, if we could like put a marker on
Speaker 1: all the gas stations that I wouldn't poop in that.
Speaker 1: He's like, I'll go drop a deuce in there. I
Speaker 1: don't care. Sometimes, not as much of a prude as
Speaker 1: his dad. I mean, if I have to, I have to,
Speaker 1: but I'm like, ah, I could probably hold on another
Speaker 1: half an hour.
Speaker 2: That's That's the one thing we kind of talked about
Speaker 2: on a Silver Bullet Silver Bullet show that like.
Speaker 1: Uh, pooping in different bathrooms. Yeah, because sometimes it's weird.
Speaker 1: You know, it's really weird. It's really weird. But you
Speaker 1: don't get you honestly, right, yeah, you you you just
Speaker 1: don't care, Like, oh.
Speaker 2: I do care. We have discussion before, like I need
Speaker 2: to be like at home.
Speaker 1: I mean, after I work at a place long enough,
Speaker 1: then I'm like, all right, this is kind of comfortable now.
Speaker 1: But like gas stations, it's like ick, you go in
Speaker 1: there and it smells because you know who's been in there.
Speaker 1: I don't know who's been in there, but I have
Speaker 1: an idea, you know, Like I could see the people
Speaker 1: that are going in and out, and it's not that
Speaker 1: I'm saying anything bad about them. It's just like another
Speaker 1: one of me going in and out. I just don't
Speaker 1: want to sit down where they've been sitting down, you
Speaker 1: know what I'm saying. You know, it's like that, I
Speaker 1: don't want to do that unless I absolutely have to,
Speaker 1: where some people are like, yeah, I'll crap here, Like really, well,
Speaker 1: that's that's next level. I don't know, that's that's a
Speaker 1: question for the and Rick and I had a good
Speaker 1: conversation the other day about when you go and use
Speaker 1: the urinal? What do you do? Do you like? I mean,
Speaker 1: you probably sit down when you pee.
Speaker 2: But.
Speaker 1: Don't say that on the air, even in a yurnal.
Speaker 1: That's kind of ironic. I walked in, Matt was just
Speaker 1: sitting on the urinal, just sitting down and you're not
Speaker 1: getting it.
Speaker 2: Not not not that time.
Speaker 1: But do you like on ZIP? And oh were you
Speaker 1: on zip or.
Speaker 2: To Silver Bowl session?
Speaker 1: No?
Speaker 2: I was literally what we talked about.
Speaker 1: No, this is what me and Rick talked about last
Speaker 1: This started almost a fight on the last episode of
Speaker 1: Silver bowlt Sessions because Rick showed me how he not
Speaker 1: on himself. He actually he brought up a pair of
Speaker 1: his underwear clean and his pants and he he fishes
Speaker 1: through the boxers. That that a hole in front, and
Speaker 1: that's what Sam said, and I I just I'll go
Speaker 1: over the top.
Speaker 2: That's what I do.
Speaker 1: I go over the top. I just go over the top.
Speaker 1: I just go over the top of the boxers. Sometimes
Speaker 1: my pants are so saggy that I'll just sometimes just
Speaker 1: under the belt and then just go over. And he
Speaker 1: was like, you know, I fished through, and I'm like
Speaker 1: Samson because it's like he goes, well, that's why they
Speaker 1: have the whole. And then jay Z like, that's why
Speaker 1: they have the hole in the boxers, don't they. I'm like,
Speaker 1: I'm sure, but I'm not going to reach in there
Speaker 1: and like fucking like, you know, snake, snake the thing out.
Speaker 1: You know, not that it's something to be snaked out,
Speaker 1: but you know it's don't be no no, no, no, no, no,
Speaker 1: all right, keep going, keep going. But yeah, it was.
Speaker 1: It was a very interesting conversation. And then the the
Speaker 1: old wiping situation. How do you wipe? Depending are you
Speaker 1: what do you mean you're wearing? Depends? Well, so you
Speaker 1: got throw those away. But sometimes do you like lean?
Speaker 1: Are you a leaner? Leaner? Yeah, because I lean My
Speaker 1: bathroom is kind of lean up against the wall, do
Speaker 1: my thing, and I mean, but okay, so you're a
Speaker 1: you're a public bathroom pooper, So what do you do there?
Speaker 1: I worked with the guy that used to he called
Speaker 1: it kings wiping, kingsman wiping king. He would he would
Speaker 1: put his foot up after he got done, put his
Speaker 1: foot up on the toilet, and then I don't know
Speaker 1: what balls, dude, Why don't you always worry on a
Speaker 1: man's generals? Anyways, Well you just said it. He would
Speaker 1: put his foot up on there and then he would
Speaker 1: wipe and then throw away. I'm a leaner and then I,
Speaker 1: you know, basically Chris Pratt, I'd wipe and wipe till
Speaker 1: I don't see poop, And unlike him, it's after a
Speaker 1: couple of wipes, I don't. I don't see it anymore.
Speaker 1: Nobody nobody else, Well, they want to be a part
Speaker 1: of the show too, you know, they're like, oh, look
Speaker 1: at us, we're we're a part of the Beer Belly
Speaker 1: Sports Radio Network podcasting network. What do you think they're
Speaker 1: barking at? There's headlights? Oh good thing. I moved my car. Yeah, thing,
Speaker 1: because I had a whole bunch of room on the side.
Speaker 1: If you would have went outside to look, I parked
Speaker 1: pretty well. Hey, that's who let the dogs in. I
Speaker 1: think they're just trying to bark out the door to
Speaker 1: make you go let them out.
Speaker 2: No, it's a trap, exactly what it is.
Speaker 1: So you're a leaner.
Speaker 2: Yeah, So anyways, I'm a leaner and I'm okay with that.
Speaker 1: Have you ever had to wipe with your off hand?
Speaker 1: Have you ever had like a situation where you had
Speaker 1: to wipe with your left I had a surgery on
Speaker 1: my right hand one time. I had surgery on my
Speaker 1: right hand one time, and that was the weirdest situation
Speaker 1: I've ever had to deal with learning how to wipe
Speaker 1: with my left hand.
Speaker 2: You know, you should have done the beginning of the show.
Speaker 2: Just play the disclaimer and then go to the goal opening.
Speaker 1: Oh about what? Right? I mean, it's fine, I mean
Speaker 1: this is everybody. This is every day. People wipe after
Speaker 1: they put well, most people.
Speaker 2: Unless like my daughter who just like doesn't.
Speaker 1: Well, I mean kids, we eventually figure it out, hopefully,
Speaker 1: or they're gonna have to buy a whole lot of
Speaker 1: underwear or bleach or whatever the hell else it does
Speaker 1: to get those stains out, which you don't care about,
Speaker 1: because you've we've seen the pictures, man, we've got the evidence.
Speaker 2: You got the seats, we had the receipts.
Speaker 1: That was a tag. I don't know if that was
Speaker 1: a tag there, buddy, Just kidding, it was a tag.
Speaker 1: But it was fun to joke around with you about
Speaker 1: because he was like, no, it's not what we got
Speaker 1: under his skin A little bit there.
Speaker 2: Scott said, couldn't jacket?
Speaker 1: Couldn't jacket?
Speaker 2: That is a show title?
Speaker 1: Why couldn't he do that? Because him and dusted her together,
Speaker 1: he just can't fucking start hammering himself with her. Fisher?
Speaker 1: Is that is that what they call a fish call?
Speaker 1: You know? Like some pot smokers like to say that
Speaker 1: that's what gets the fish there? But you know, maybe
Speaker 1: Scott's deal is, you know a little alone time and
Speaker 1: a little what's that song? Stroke it to the east,
Speaker 1: stroke it to the west, Stroke it to the fish
Speaker 1: that I want to catch best so yeah that show?
Speaker 1: Why not? Okay, you got a quickie here.
Speaker 3: There. Before we dive in, just a friendly reminder that
Speaker 3: Beer Belly Sports is a podcast, not a mensa meeting.
Speaker 3: They're not CNN, ESPN, not your mom's book club, and
Speaker 3: they're definitely not to be trusted with an intelligent thought.
Speaker 3: They're here for laughs, beer, and a good time, not
Speaker 3: pulid surprises or perfect stats. The opinions, hot takes, and
Speaker 3: wild predictions you're about to hear are strictly their own
Speaker 3: and possibly influenced by whatever was on tap earlier in
Speaker 3: the day. If you should take anything that they say
Speaker 3: too seriously, that's on you, Bubba, So crack a cold one,
Speaker 3: sit on back, and remember it's all good fun, just
Speaker 3: a bunch of Minnesotans talkin' sports, sippin' beer, sometimes making sense,
Speaker 3: and demonstrating the thoughts that kept them out of the
Speaker 3: really good schools. Everybody, please just take a breath and
Speaker 3: we'll begin.
Speaker 1: Stop with his business, smart talks like a bro.
Speaker 4: Matt and Dustin joined him just for the fun, and
Speaker 4: Lord Dustin sipss deer Scott's got his notes. They share
Speaker 4: fat jokes, talk like they own spots, remig He's got
Speaker 4: it sown in the sports talk show. Scott's the captain.
Speaker 4: Matt and Dustin. They know Bruce might be missing, but
Speaker 4: they still make it fun, fat jokes and drinks. They
Speaker 4: keep it light and run. Send me Pro Sports Talking
Speaker 4: Bmichie Minisoda talk like Dick's fat jokes. It's all in
Speaker 4: the motion. Scott leads the way with his business degrees,
Speaker 4: Dustin drinks and last they make it all agreed. Matt's
Speaker 4: not the smartest budd He's got his part. Scott and
Speaker 4: Dustin they keep the conversation shot, beer, belly and Brainstein
Speaker 4: makes it all up.
Speaker 1: Send me Pro Sports Talk. It's never too tough.
Speaker 4: Dustin's got got his drink, Scott's got his script, Matt
Speaker 4: Scott his jokes.
Speaker 1: They never get stuck.
Speaker 4: They talk Mike Brews though they're not fat jokes and Beard.
Speaker 4: They've got it all bought.
Speaker 5: Scott's gootting know how Matt got the jokes.
Speaker 1: Dustin's got the drink. They chiep it hot and cozy
Speaker 1: for Mitchie's.
Speaker 4: Got it sown in this sports talk show.
Speaker 1: Talk like Dick's fat jokes. It's all in the flow.
Speaker 4: Seventy fill a sports talk in Dementie Minnesota, fock like
Speaker 4: ditch fat jokes.
Speaker 1: It's all in the motion. Scott leaves away with the
Speaker 1: business degrees dustin Jos and last they make it all greedy.
Speaker 1: Good morning, good, afternoon. Good.
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Speaker 1: What does blustery mean?
Speaker 2: Cold? Windy? It's cold out anyways. My name is Matt Geffrey.
Speaker 2: And then over to my very far left of the
Speaker 2: bar is the man himself. We welcome in back, first
Speaker 2: time all year. We missed him so much. It is Ruth, Bruce,
Speaker 2: the Almighty leg I.
Speaker 1: Went in your room. My brother's best friend at his
Speaker 1: wedding gave me the nickname Bruth the hairdresser.
Speaker 2: The hair dress Well that's another show title.
Speaker 1: The hairdresser. Yeah. I don't think I would trust I
Speaker 1: wouldn't trust me to cut my hair. Let never know. Yeah, sure, Bruce,
Speaker 1: You see now you said it right before, it was Bruth. Okay,
Speaker 1: so say that again. Okay, No, that's not it either, Ruth,
Speaker 1: Are you Truthruth? Hair dresser.
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Speaker 1: hurt you recently? No?
Speaker 2: No, anyways, No Scott, no Bruce. Sorry, that's what I'm
Speaker 2: used to saying. Scott, no Dustin. Uh, they're actually out
Speaker 2: fishing together. Uh, we were gonna try to do a
Speaker 2: show out there today, but uh, my truck has a
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Speaker 1: it off? They do? Yeah?
Speaker 2: Uh, let's see Vince joining us. Uh he's my craft
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Speaker 1: Oh nice.
Speaker 2: And then uh, Justin's on here as well.
Speaker 1: Hello guys, Hello, Hello, Hello Justin. I can no longer
Speaker 1: comment back to you. It's all up to Matthew Jeffrey.
Speaker 1: I no longer have that ability. It's unfortunate.
Speaker 2: Thanks Trump over there.
Speaker 1: Yeah, I don't want to do it. You know you
Speaker 1: don't want to do it.
Speaker 2: Dustin's not here to do is George Bush?
Speaker 1: Yes, yeah, he's not here. You deliver me as Bush? So, uh,
Speaker 1: that's a good one. I'm just I'm just left alone.
Speaker 1: Play here.
Speaker 2: Anyways?
Speaker 1: Uh, what do you want to start out? First? Let's
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Speaker 1: All right, hotmail, still things it is?
Speaker 2: I guess I'm a damn.
Speaker 1: I had to get rid of my acuit said it
Speaker 1: was gone. So whatever mine is? Uh A there you
Speaker 1: take a breath, Just.
Speaker 2: Just be ready for misconnections. How much fuck up on
Speaker 2: that one?
Speaker 1: Try that? You ever try that? Like you know what?
Speaker 1: I failed? Did a breeding? No, no, no, no, I've
Speaker 1: done enough for that.
Speaker 2: There's two of them out there, Unique New York, you know.
Speaker 2: So what actually was in radio? I did that a
Speaker 2: lot before I jumped on the air at like six
Speaker 2: in the morning.
Speaker 1: Was Unique New York. Jo.
Speaker 2: I mean Arson is Arsenal was denied a bank.
Speaker 1: Though, You're like, I'm a grower, not a shower.
Speaker 2: Scott said he still uses his hotmail for his prime
Speaker 2: primary email account. Oh, he's made Gmail.
Speaker 1: My old one said it was like outdated, so then
Speaker 1: I had to go to uh mail. Yeah, I my Gmail.
Speaker 1: Yeah yeah, but yeah, the sweet Minnesota rosters taking a
Speaker 1: little more shape today. They signed uh Now we have
Speaker 1: a sweet catcher switching up with Victor Karantini and Ryan
Speaker 1: Jeffers behind the plate. Now look out north or setting
Speaker 1: over the central central or the central Yeah, you know, yeah,
Speaker 1: I can't. I can't get it off the brain. It's tough.
Speaker 1: But yeah, now we have both of those catchers in there.
Speaker 1: Maybe you'll play a little first base. But we just
Speaker 1: signed Josh Bell. I forgot about it. Yeah, but don't worry.
Speaker 1: We we have Michael A. Taylor as an outfield assistant now,
Speaker 1: so yeah, Samuel Gerardan. The one good news is Brian
Speaker 1: Buxton will probably hurt himself in the World Baseball Classic.
Speaker 2: Should we do a shot bet out of the gates?
Speaker 3: Sure alerts alerts buddies. Ego is about to get blown up.
Speaker 3: It's now time for another sports shot bets.
Speaker 1: All right, that's fun music.
Speaker 2: I know that Dustin and Scotta both on here from
Speaker 2: the show. Let's do a shot bet when you think
Speaker 2: Buckston will get hurt, do you think it would be
Speaker 2: getting hurt during the World Classic or will we during
Speaker 2: this season any amount of time?
Speaker 1: By the way, can we do it over under games
Speaker 1: or do we gotta do like what like August? Do
Speaker 1: we gotta pick a month? What do you? What do you?
Speaker 1: What are you thinking over there? Well? I know that angelic.
Speaker 2: I know, like the World Classic is only like what
Speaker 2: maybe a month?
Speaker 1: Is it like a month long? That's I don't know,
Speaker 1: it's probably a couple of weeks. Okay, I don't think
Speaker 1: it's that long.
Speaker 2: So we could do how many games he's out I
Speaker 2: mean the injury wise.
Speaker 1: Out for the season or just the World Baseball Classic?
Speaker 1: Either or you're the one that you're the one that
Speaker 1: came on this.
Speaker 2: I'm doing it on the spot. Oh my god, let's
Speaker 2: do he's gonna get hurt, either get hurt during the
Speaker 2: World Baseball Classic or during the season.
Speaker 1: He didn't get hurt last year, so I'm gonna I'm
Speaker 1: gonna go he plays. I'm gonna say no significant injury
Speaker 1: for Byron bucks in this year small like he hits,
Speaker 1: he obviously gonna hit the ten day l Ill. You
Speaker 1: know a couple of times this year. I'm guessing two
Speaker 1: times at most two times. Now he's I think he
Speaker 1: maybe have turned a corner this last year. It's his
Speaker 1: best year, I mean, and now adding Caratini and Josh Bell,
Speaker 1: He's gonna be playing out of his mind because we
Speaker 1: have just added so much talent to this, so much
Speaker 1: that I mean, well, you know we didn't trade. We
Speaker 1: didn't trade uh Joe Ryan or Pablo Lopez.
Speaker 2: No, right now we do have another. We do have
Speaker 2: that shot bet as well too, that Scott left up
Speaker 2: here shot bet. Matt says Joe Ryan will be traded
Speaker 2: this off season.
Speaker 1: Apri Okay, yeah, yeah, you're you're you're gonna be taking
Speaker 1: that son of a bitch. He's not, He's not gonna.
Speaker 2: Uh. Dustin did say spring training urinal accident.
Speaker 1: Is it because his dong so long, because his dog
Speaker 1: is so long? That is that the injury that he
Speaker 1: occurs or does he know? I bet what dust is
Speaker 1: thinking is he runs into the urinal just like the
Speaker 1: just like the Oakiel wall, Like he's got a piece
Speaker 1: so bad. He just smashes right. Oh yeah, and it's
Speaker 1: like broken apart, like the fight that Arnold Schwarzenegger had
Speaker 1: with one of the people in True Lies where he
Speaker 1: like just beats up that whole ba good fucking reference.
Speaker 2: I love that.
Speaker 1: Yeah, yeah, but you do. There's a union. They'll get
Speaker 1: down now. And then Byron Bucks is just out of
Speaker 1: his mind runs crazy into that sung bitch.
Speaker 2: H Scott said it hurt hurts the season. Uh, he
Speaker 2: looks like he's an m v P for the Classic.
Speaker 2: There's a lot of that's a ballsy move there.
Speaker 1: It's I think it gets destroyed in this one. Okay.
Speaker 1: I know it's a younger and I'm getting older and
Speaker 1: I don't follow it as much as I used to.
Speaker 1: So the roster does, I mean, like, you know, Bobby
Speaker 1: Witt Junior and a few of those other players, but
Speaker 1: it's it's a far cry from what I grew up with.
Speaker 1: So nothing but the best. You know, I'm always gonna
Speaker 1: root for Team USA. I know that's not no USA. Okay,
Speaker 1: what do you what country is that? What are you from? Germany?
Speaker 1: What's going on?
Speaker 2: You know what I'm trying to say?
Speaker 1: You tell me you tell me. You know, no, you
Speaker 1: tell me. That's the whole point. When you say something,
Speaker 1: you have to tell me. Wow, Angelica sand begans, begans.
Speaker 2: I need to get that sound too.
Speaker 1: I just gave it to you.
Speaker 2: You know what I meant, Dick.
Speaker 1: Wow, I do have one. Thank you? It? Hey?
Speaker 2: Why no?
Speaker 1: Why do you want to see it so bad? It's
Speaker 1: like the third reference to my Wiener. First, I missed
Speaker 1: you for so long. Yeah, you just keep talking about
Speaker 1: my Wiener. It's weird. It's weird. It's weird if it
Speaker 1: gets too quiet for too long. Somebody called.
Speaker 2: Scott newst beer. Scott said beer fest obviously, so Bucks
Speaker 2: and getting hurt either in the World Baseball Classic or
Speaker 2: in the season, what do you think?
Speaker 1: What are you going with?
Speaker 2: Dustin?
Speaker 1: Ain't your answer to I'll go, I'll go season, if anything, season,
Speaker 1: I want to go with the World Baseball Classic.
Speaker 2: I just feel I.
Speaker 1: Just that's cool. I mean that, that's that's a short
Speaker 1: return on that one.
Speaker 2: You ever know?
Speaker 1: So wamen, So if he gets hurt in the World
Speaker 1: Baseball Classic, is his bet over?
Speaker 2: Then yes, then you guys have to take shots.
Speaker 1: Okay, So if he gets hurt, then I gotta take
Speaker 1: shots and if he doesn't, then I'm this BET's done.
Speaker 2: Correct.
Speaker 1: Okay, cool, So I'm just saying, okay, so basically, so
Speaker 1: basically it's does he get hurt in the World Baseball Class? Yes, okay,
Speaker 1: like we got there. It was a long road. This
Speaker 1: is why we don't have Dustin or you're the one
Speaker 1: that comes up if you want to do a shot bet.
Speaker 1: So the moment somebody says that they generally have an
Speaker 1: idea of what bets they want, he probably was like,
Speaker 1: I don't even know what. He hates me. He hates me,
Speaker 1: he hates me. Fucking Mario out here, good god, Mario, Matthew, Jeffrey,
Speaker 1: you should get some really white gloves, you know, run around. No,
Speaker 1: there's a movie coming out about him. Oh yeah, yeah,
Speaker 1: I just heard that on mister Z the other day.
Speaker 1: There's a Michael Jackson movie. They didn't they didn't say
Speaker 1: whether or not it was gonna be the whether it
Speaker 1: was gonna be like his whole life or not. But yeah,
Speaker 1: the the Twins. Yeah, I don't know, it's it's shape
Speaker 1: enough to be about the same. Who knows. Maybe Derek
Speaker 1: Shelton gets the most out of these these bad boys
Speaker 1: and what you're gonna do, because I mean, honestly, the
Speaker 1: Central last year didn't really do ship. I mean, you know,
Speaker 1: schoobl and Detroit, but they kind of fell apart at
Speaker 1: the end.
Speaker 2: School was gonna get traded.
Speaker 1: Oh really what where? Where to.
Speaker 2: Somebody better?
Speaker 1: Somebody better? But yeah, that's pretty much it for the twins.
Speaker 1: And we're gonna keep this as a short one because
Speaker 1: Matt does a He's like, oh, we gotta cut the
Speaker 1: times down. Well, we go to the last.
Speaker 2: A long time.
Speaker 1: Bruce legs out of here, let's talk forever. It's me
Speaker 1: the madio, It's yeah, but I I don't know. My
Speaker 1: Cubs are making some moves. I saw that, yes, yes, yes, yes,
Speaker 1: rats the Cabrera and then Bregman, which I'm not a
Speaker 1: big fan of the Bregman one because I liked I
Speaker 1: like that, and I just I just pulled a Matt
Speaker 1: Shaw sweet rookie card. So now that kind of puts
Speaker 1: him on the trading block. So maybe they'll put him
Speaker 1: in the outfield because they're, you know, not really great
Speaker 1: in the outfield. But the Cups have like six starting
Speaker 1: pictures right now? Do you want to make the same
Speaker 1: bet again? No? Why not? I don't want to.
Speaker 2: Oh, Justin says, over forty live shows this year. My
Speaker 2: heart says over, but my brain says, under, that's a
Speaker 2: good one too.
Speaker 1: We normally last year we go, what forty nine? How
Speaker 1: about this, Justin? That's slow pause? How about this?
Speaker 2: If you're able, do you want to be the beer
Speaker 2: belly sports bet wrangler?
Speaker 1: Wrangler? Like he keeps the track of all of our bets.
Speaker 1: He's got to drive and like make sure that we
Speaker 1: take our shot bets. You now, he's are you just
Speaker 1: just assaults us on social media and so we own
Speaker 1: up to it abuses because Travis was doing that when
Speaker 1: Matt didn't pay up his twenty bucks for his Uh
Speaker 1: I did event his bet? You didn't? You didn't.
Speaker 2: I got harassed the entire time, but eventually did it.
Speaker 1: Yes, and that was, you know, congratulations. That's it for baseball.
Speaker 1: He really cares.
Speaker 3: You know.
Speaker 1: It's so, I mean, what are we you like to
Speaker 1: what are we six weeks away? No pictures and catchers.
Speaker 1: It's like February beginning a couple of weeks.
Speaker 2: Yeah, uh, don't don't say it, but just read it true.
Speaker 1: Very true. Uh, but that's it. That's literally sorry, Yeah,
Speaker 1: he got. Oh my god, he got side. No mean
Speaker 1: I would never. Wow, Yeah, that's that's crazy.
Speaker 2: Uh, John said, swearing, Bruce that below, that's below.
Speaker 1: You swear me. I would never you would never, would
Speaker 1: fucking swear I could all show up to the house.
Speaker 1: John said he could. Who John? Who's John?
Speaker 2: Nick Murray?
Speaker 1: Oh oh yes, slappy. That's okaykay, slappy, Okay, got it? Okay.
Speaker 1: How much money do you think Victor Karantini signed with
Speaker 1: the Twins?
Speaker 2: Four four years, three million?
Speaker 1: I got sixty or fourteen million dollar contract with extra
Speaker 1: astro guarantee. Doesn't give me the years two years. So
Speaker 1: he's getting seven million a year. That's that's not bad.
Speaker 1: It's not bad for Victor Quarantine, who was a former
Speaker 1: Cup as well.
Speaker 2: I don't name sound familiar.
Speaker 1: Yeah yeah, yeah, he's kind of he's kind of got
Speaker 1: the underbyte like me though, but he can hit that.
Speaker 1: He can hit the shit out of a baseball. There's
Speaker 1: a difference there. All right, let's move on to the
Speaker 1: next one. I'm done talking about the Twins and the
Speaker 1: lack thereof. And you don't want to make a bet
Speaker 1: this year?
Speaker 2: So I mean I kind of do, but not really.
Speaker 1: How wonder if I give you like five games. No,
Speaker 1: let's I want the whole crew here to be this,
Speaker 1: to be this. He wants the whole crew, for you
Speaker 1: to be this, the whole crew to be here for that.
Speaker 1: All right, We're going on to the College Football Championship,
Speaker 1: Miami versus Indiana. Matt does Miami Does my team stand
Speaker 1: a chance against that juggernauted Indiana?
Speaker 2: You know what, Bruce, if we did a bet, I
Speaker 2: would have lost, because you would have you I would
Speaker 2: have picked h oh yeah, I would not.
Speaker 1: Have Texas A and any of them, any of them.
Speaker 1: But here that that last play against Old Miss, that
Speaker 1: was past interference and that wasn't like a hail Mary.
Speaker 1: But whatever. They didn't call it, so it didn't happen.
Speaker 1: I I I find it hard. I I don't think
Speaker 1: my team stands a chance. Indiana is such a juggernaut.
Speaker 1: I mean the way they just trounced Alabama and Oregon.
Speaker 1: And to be completely honest, Dante Moore, whatever Oregon's quarterbacks
Speaker 1: name is, dropped a lot of draft stock, but he
Speaker 1: still doesn't want to go into the draft. Even though
Speaker 1: Oregon just got that Dylan Riola, so now they have
Speaker 1: more and Riola.
Speaker 2: Who else do they have?
Speaker 1: Oh they got coy Perrits. That's tough. That's tough. Good
Speaker 1: for him, though, man, I how do you? How do
Speaker 1: you not go to a prime to get it? But
Speaker 1: I wish just wasn't in the t Where else is
Speaker 1: he gonna go? You want to go to Alabama?
Speaker 2: No, it's fine.
Speaker 1: Not not around here, Georgia. I think that's fine. I
Speaker 1: don't know I did.
Speaker 2: If I was in he could be the next Lewiscene.
Speaker 1: Sorry, too early. You should take a lad. You should
Speaker 1: go on your dog, go run around outside and you
Speaker 1: can poop outside like them where that's terrible? Wait, wait,
Speaker 1: wait a second, whoa, whoa? He is going to be
Speaker 1: drafted by the Manifold Minnesota Vikings next year and he's
Speaker 1: gonna be her replacement for Harrison Smith.
Speaker 2: You think so?
Speaker 1: I hope. So it's it's you speak it into existence. No, got,
Speaker 1: that's that's that is a way far bet. I mean,
Speaker 1: it's like where do we fall in the draft? Where
Speaker 1: does he go? Like? You know, like, what's his draft
Speaker 1: status right now? Who knows? We're talking about the championship game, Matt. Oh, yeah,
Speaker 1: because Mendoza and Indiana just keep that juggernaut going and
Speaker 1: just roll over Miami.
Speaker 2: We should do our bets for that are picks, not now.
Speaker 1: Obviously, but we're gonna do it. Mask you do like
Speaker 1: break it down though, that's the pointed like the X. No, no, no,
Speaker 1: I don't. I don't want you to do that. Stop
Speaker 1: putting your hands around your crusky God damn it. Mm hmmm,
Speaker 1: you guys need a punishment. Treadmill No, I mean I
Speaker 1: have one at my house, but do you use it?
Speaker 2: No? No, no, no, no, no, hold on, let me get
Speaker 2: music for you. First leg there's a treadmill at your house?
Speaker 1: Do you use it? No? I walk like ten miles
Speaker 1: a day. Why the fuck would I come home and
Speaker 1: walk more with treadmill? Sorry, it's there. I mean, if
Speaker 1: there was a punishment, it could be used by me.
Speaker 1: It's used. People walk on it, use the whole coats
Speaker 1: and well no, for a little bit there during the
Speaker 1: Christmas time, I threw a couple of boxes on it.
Speaker 1: But it's used, you know, you know, Emma uses it.
Speaker 1: Jada used it. We have one downstairs. It's older, that's
Speaker 1: not used, but you know the one upstairs, the newer
Speaker 1: one is used. Uh.
Speaker 2: Scott mine, Scott, Mine's not here anymore. Mine left maybe
Speaker 2: a week after Ash was here.
Speaker 1: Oh, so what does Scott have to do with that? Oh?
Speaker 1: He said, mad, did you break yours? Oh? You're like, Scott,
Speaker 1: Mine's not here anymore. I'm like, what the hell is
Speaker 1: he talking? What happened? So? I mean, did you use yours?
Speaker 1: I noticed your weight bench over there looks pretty dusty.
Speaker 2: I went for my arm bells to get here.
Speaker 1: Oh only only what about the other ones that are
Speaker 1: over there?
Speaker 4: Uh?
Speaker 1: Those are broken? Oh? Oh you're so you're so jacked
Speaker 1: that you just broke your weights? Yeah? Good. Maybe you
Speaker 1: should join the Indiana program. You're part of that juggernaut
Speaker 1: with Signetti. I have I have a take. I think
Speaker 1: Signetti has some mafia ties. There's no way that anybody
Speaker 1: turns around Indiana that fast without some sort of like
Speaker 1: afia bullying. Wow. And the name kind of follows suit,
Speaker 1: you know, and he's kind of got and he's kind
Speaker 1: of got that look on him. Well, I don't really know.
Speaker 1: Maybe you could well like when they Scott, what happened?
Speaker 1: Oh crap? Yeah? I think this college football Playoff is
Speaker 1: been some good games, But outside of Indiana, that's those
Speaker 1: games have just been laughers. The one last week, I like,
Speaker 1: turned on and the pick six right away, other think
Speaker 1: or get tied it at seven. Then I was watching
Speaker 1: for a little bit and then next to you know,
Speaker 1: it was like twenty eight to seven. I'm like, well,
Speaker 1: I'm done watching this shit. That's over. Over, It's over.
Speaker 1: It is very much over.
Speaker 2: So we are going to do our national football the
Speaker 2: championship game for the picks, for the pick ups. Oh
Speaker 2: maybe Sunday if Dustin wants to add to the uh,
Speaker 2: the picks forever. I guess he's doing every I don't
Speaker 2: know if he wants.
Speaker 1: To, but Dustin's doing everybody. You fucking stop doing everybody. God,
Speaker 1: you don't have some? I am tired. He should be
Speaker 1: for doing everybody. God, damn you get some, you know,
Speaker 1: have a little bit of alright, move on, all right,
Speaker 1: move on?
Speaker 2: Next beer?
Speaker 1: Yeah, move all right?
Speaker 2: What's the next one?
Speaker 1: The NFL coaching carousel? Who lands where we obviously know
Speaker 1: Harba's already gonna be in the New York Football Giants?
Speaker 2: Football giants?
Speaker 1: Who do you think that the Arizona Cardinals will tell
Speaker 1: you who the prediction is. They just fired Jonathan Gannon
Speaker 1: who do you think they're gonna be their next coach.
Speaker 1: I'll give you like one guess and then we'll move on.
Speaker 1: I'll keep this going fast.
Speaker 2: Not Tom's the defensive guy.
Speaker 1: He's gotta He's got a pretty good job going in
Speaker 1: New England. He's actually still coaching, so it's probably a
Speaker 1: bad one. Uh.
Speaker 2: The old Giants head coach.
Speaker 1: No they have. They have Clint Kubiak, a former Vikings
Speaker 1: offensive coordinator, is their prediction. The Atlanta Falcons, who just
Speaker 1: fired Raheem Morris.
Speaker 2: That sucks. Uh.
Speaker 1: They have John Harbaugh on here, which is obviously not
Speaker 1: gonna happen. I don't know. I think maybe Kevin Stefanski
Speaker 1: is probably gonna be in there. But the Ravens gotcha
Speaker 1: bitch obviously just fired John Harbaugh, which is weird him
Speaker 1: and I mean Tomlin just walking away.
Speaker 2: And Scott Scott said, Hollin just taking a year off,
Speaker 2: which I get.
Speaker 1: Yeah, there's a lot of TV talk with him, I
Speaker 1: don't you know. Yeah, he could be either be in
Speaker 1: the booth or he could be. Uh. He has a
Speaker 1: lot of like tomlinisms I saw in sports and I
Speaker 1: don't remember any of them. Yeah, that's Tomlinism's.
Speaker 2: Okay, like like ricks.
Speaker 1: That's like he was, you know, like it's the potatoes.
Speaker 1: And he's got like a lot of when he does
Speaker 1: his interviews, he has like a like quotes and stuff
Speaker 1: that he puts in there. I didn't care to remember,
Speaker 1: because all right, I'm pissed off. He should have been
Speaker 1: our head coach, but we kept Brad Childress. And then
Speaker 1: the damn Steelers. You know, the we're gonna interview Mike Tomlin,
Speaker 1: Like he's been a defensive coordinator for one year. There's
Speaker 1: no way they're going to hire him. They hired him
Speaker 1: and he was there for what nineteen years or whatever
Speaker 1: the hell it was. Yeah, the Ravens, the Ravens, I got.
Speaker 1: I got a feeling that they Obviously it's gonna be U.
Speaker 1: I think it's gonna be Flores. He either goes there
Speaker 1: or the Steelers. He's no longer going to be your
Speaker 1: defensive coordinator. So that sucks.
Speaker 2: We all know it's gonna happen. Though.
Speaker 1: This is one's interesting. Obviously the Browns fires to fan scheme.
Speaker 1: This one I don't know, but this is what they
Speaker 1: have their for addiction is Mike McDaniel. This can't be happening.
Speaker 1: I really, I don't know man him as a you
Speaker 1: want him as your OC. Troy Dustin called it, by
Speaker 1: the way, too, he did.
Speaker 2: I'll get props of that. Dustin called it.
Speaker 1: That he got interviewed. But I mean, if he's got
Speaker 1: a head coaching job, I mean, if i'm him, I
Speaker 1: take the OC job in Detroit as much as that
Speaker 1: pains me versus being the Browns head coach, because I mean,
Speaker 1: and then that's why Stefanski got fired. The Deshaun Watson
Speaker 1: trade so bad, dude, that whole franchise you sent him back.
Speaker 1: They were ten years you got, you got one of
Speaker 1: the best defensive ends in the league. Ever. Yeah, ever,
Speaker 1: potentially you know he's working his way there. Uh, the
Speaker 1: Raiders have fired Pete Carroll. Shocker. We knew.
Speaker 2: I think we all knew that was gonna happen.
Speaker 1: Yeah. I was alright with the signing, like, you know,
Speaker 1: maybe make it a better culture there. But now that
Speaker 1: they're saying Robert Slaya, who the former Jets coach and
Speaker 1: the Niners defensive coordinator, He's did a great job out
Speaker 1: there this year. I mean Warner's hurt, Bosa's hurt. I
Speaker 1: mean they brought Eric Kendricks back from the dead play. Yeah,
Speaker 1: he's doing so well out there.
Speaker 2: Good for him.
Speaker 1: The Dolphins, this is a very interesting one. They fired,
Speaker 1: obviously Mike McDaniel. Their prediction for the next Dolphins coaches
Speaker 1: Chris Shula, who that would be a great signing for
Speaker 1: the Dolphins, another Shula in Miami. The Steelers obviously Mike
Speaker 1: tom went step down. Their prediction is Jesse Minter, the
Speaker 1: Chargers defensive coordinator. It's I don't know if Flores is
Speaker 1: either gonna be in Pittsburgh and how unpoetic for me
Speaker 1: or poetic whatever you want to say it. As they
Speaker 1: take the Vikings defensive coordinator, he becomes their coach for
Speaker 1: like the next another fifteen to eighteen years. You won't
Speaker 1: find another rack like that. I guarantee it. You're talking
Speaker 1: about his boops. May you think Brian Flores has got boops?
Speaker 1: He might.
Speaker 2: He's pre jack, dude, not like Dan Campbell jack, but oh.
Speaker 1: Please, Brian Flores would kill Dan Campbell in a fight.
Speaker 1: That would be dude celebrity and death match. A dad
Speaker 1: cable that was so awesome. H the Titans, Scott, I
Speaker 1: got some dog shit on my Shoela at one time.
Speaker 1: That's a good one. I'll give you that one. One
Speaker 1: of the winniest coaches in NFL history. DoD just crapping
Speaker 1: on his name literally literally uh. And then the Titans
Speaker 1: prediction is Matt Naggy did terrible with the Uh the
Speaker 1: old Bears. But you know, maybe a second go around
Speaker 1: in Tennessee will do him getting fired. He'll just be
Speaker 1: an offense. You know, why don't these guys sometimes like
Speaker 1: Damn who's the defensive coordinator in uh Baltimore, can't remember
Speaker 1: his name. But that's the whole point of it. Why
Speaker 1: not just be a coordinator your whole life? Yeah, especially
Speaker 1: especially if you're making a call. You're making great money.
Speaker 2: Especially if you're not making the calls on the field,
Speaker 2: like Andy Reid is making the calls for the Dean
Speaker 2: City Chiefs.
Speaker 1: That's why Brad Childress got the job for the Vikings.
Speaker 1: He was honestly the same thing as Kevin O'Connell. You know,
Speaker 1: Sean McVay was making the calls and he didn't really
Speaker 1: get to And and now this year in Minnesota, it
Speaker 1: doesn't appear to be that he is a great play caller.
Speaker 1: That sucks man it's a you know what I mean,
Speaker 1: it's a down year and bad quarterback. I don't know.
Speaker 1: He did get okay with wins, but and nine did okay,
Speaker 1: you're not good enough to give yourself your own nickname
Speaker 1: winning one game nine? I mean against Detroit. Yeah, you
Speaker 1: give yourself nine. But then it's like, what did Dustin says? Nine?
Speaker 1: No more? Something like that?
Speaker 2: Uh, Scott said, I almost spit up my beer. After
Speaker 2: Bruce commented about my joke. Dustin said, when you said literally, Scott,
Speaker 2: almost literally beer, you have to say literally, yeah, like
Speaker 2: h Craig, not Craig, but Chris.
Speaker 1: The next time there's a stand up around, I'm just
Speaker 1: gonna go literally and just see how that works. See
Speaker 1: how that plays literally? Literally? Did I say it wrong?
Speaker 1: Don't you go dining on me. Your dogs are give
Speaker 1: you a mouth the mouth, let's not do that. Get
Speaker 1: in there.
Speaker 2: Anyways, this is gonna be a.
Speaker 1: Very interesting coaching carousel. I got a yeah in Dustin's
Speaker 1: right when in the text group that there's just too
Speaker 1: many job openings for Brian Flores and I get one.
Speaker 1: It was weird. He interviewed for the Washington Commander's defensive
Speaker 1: coordinator job. I mean, dan quinns a defensive guy, so
Speaker 1: he's not coming back to Minnesota. I don't know if
Speaker 1: I don't know if there's love loss between him and O'Connell.
Speaker 1: But to be completely honest, I would if I was
Speaker 1: the wolfs, I'd be like, all right, Koc, see you later, Flores,
Speaker 1: You're moved up.
Speaker 2: That makes sense.
Speaker 1: It's like it's gonna be Tomlin two point zero again.
Speaker 1: I think for me, and I'm pissed, and I'm pissed, pissed, pissed.
Speaker 1: Do you have any like any comments over their matter?
Speaker 1: You're just gonna I'm trying to find this.
Speaker 2: I'm trying to find his button.
Speaker 1: Right, find a button, talks among you myself, talks an
Speaker 1: talk about your age. Jelaware, Delaware. We're in Delaware. Great
Speaker 1: Wayne's World. Great movie. You're welcome for that. You didn't
Speaker 1: do that. It was in a movie from the early nineties. Yeah, Jesus, Jesus,
Speaker 1: All right, now what let's move on to spin.
Speaker 3: The It's time now, just spin the wheel of Bruce
Speaker 3: in the bathroom, vomit inducing condiments, fuzzy yellow balls, World
Speaker 3: War two, smells of investigated, unfortunate code names, I nearly died.
Speaker 2: So plenty of these stories. Not a book of Matthew story.
Speaker 1: Let's go deep dive. Well, it actually might.
Speaker 2: Be because it actually happened yesterday. And I tell you
Speaker 2: guys this, but this is.
Speaker 1: All my way off the topic. Yeah, this is half
Speaker 1: to me, all my way home yesterday.
Speaker 2: Uh right south of Castle.
Speaker 1: Hold on south Castlic. All right, this happened to you yesterday?
Speaker 1: Was Were you in a vehicle?
Speaker 2: Yes?
Speaker 1: Was I on my phone? Was I on some game?
Speaker 1: Shot music for this one? Let's see here? So you
Speaker 1: haven't told us yet? No, correct, it happened to you
Speaker 1: in your vehicle on your way home? Was something about
Speaker 1: that you were on your phone? I mean that's do
Speaker 1: you think so you have that thing glued sometimes to
Speaker 1: your face? I think now you think that would cause
Speaker 1: a bit of a problem. I get beat that one.
Speaker 1: You saw a shirtless man doing jumping doing jumping jacks
Speaker 1: along highway too, with logging shoes on. That would be hot.
Speaker 2: But no, that is not hot.
Speaker 1: Damn it was that close? Was that close at all?
Speaker 1: Was any part of that true?
Speaker 4: No?
Speaker 1: Damn it? But I was south south gest like no, Scott,
Speaker 1: I was not on my phone for this. I actually
Speaker 1: had a you had you in your hands. No, not yet,
Speaker 1: still be on your phone, then wait a minute on
Speaker 1: your phone, or if it's just like resting on your desk,
Speaker 1: doesn't that difference? Is that a difference or is that
Speaker 1: the same thing?
Speaker 2: I have to be hands free now, stupid ass camera there,
Speaker 2: and you got a can't pick my nose.
Speaker 1: They're gonna see it.
Speaker 2: And I got beat. I got beat today because I yawned. Yeah,
Speaker 2: so you're tired. You need to pull over for Rest
Speaker 2: like funk off Dale, stop masturba. Anyways, how they go again?
Speaker 1: You guys, only the only the noise I can imagine
Speaker 1: Angelica makes. You're probably going on the rumble strips. Try
Speaker 1: to give you a little extra stop give it out
Speaker 1: your secret.
Speaker 2: So anyways, this vehicle in front of me loses not one,
Speaker 2: but two tires bleue out.
Speaker 1: Fucking one went to the left, to the right.
Speaker 2: I hit the right side because it was on the
Speaker 2: left side of the vehicle, so blew out to the left.
Speaker 2: Is it's a duly vehicle, blew out to the left,
Speaker 2: and then the other one blew into the ind the
Speaker 2: actual vehicle, and then came back out. And I remember, stop,
Speaker 2: I remember like slowing down. I'm like, if I would
Speaker 2: have kept going, this tire would have rolled up on
Speaker 2: the top of the vehicle.
Speaker 1: So you were destination. Yeah, I was not on my
Speaker 1: phone luckily. That's you know what, that's somebody talking to
Speaker 1: you from above.
Speaker 4: You know.
Speaker 1: His name is Dad, also named Scott. So Dad's above,
Speaker 1: Scott Wilson's above you giving you this information, whispering sweet
Speaker 1: nothing's in or sweet good driving. You get off your phone.
Speaker 1: You can get hit by a tire. No, I wore
Speaker 1: dead to the left. Don't tell what to do.
Speaker 2: Uh. Oh, the cameras, we would have stupid things. I
Speaker 2: cussed them out. Yeah, you know what I do too?
Speaker 1: You do I do too? I do? Do I do do?
Speaker 1: Is that the camera a company y policy?
Speaker 2: Yes? It is a company wide so no, it's not
Speaker 2: just me.
Speaker 1: I know, It's just they watched the tiktoks, are like,
Speaker 1: you know what, we gotta get a camera in that
Speaker 1: fucking car.
Speaker 3: Really?
Speaker 1: Yeah that was you. I was. I was like, sucks,
Speaker 1: how am I supposed to make tiktoks?
Speaker 2: Yeah?
Speaker 1: God damn it. Like Scott said earlier, back to the hallways, baby,
Speaker 1: back to the hallways. Screw you should you should maybe
Speaker 1: stop buying you know, the old B s U and
Speaker 1: just start doing by the dumpster, you know, maybe maybe
Speaker 1: maybe get in the hallways again, do some more tiktoks?
Speaker 1: Actually park how many do you have any dancing tiktoks?
Speaker 1: Do you do dancing tiktoks?
Speaker 2: Negative?
Speaker 1: And then really no, He just lay on the floor
Speaker 1: and look at.
Speaker 2: Yeah, oh again the tree. The tree, yep is that
Speaker 2: we would call it.
Speaker 1: And that's what you just called it.
Speaker 2: What's what's your near death experience?
Speaker 1: Mine?
Speaker 2: Yeah?
Speaker 1: I was going to the movie theater with a friend
Speaker 1: and he had a MITCHEUBC eclipse and this is the
Speaker 1: most tame one. This is the one that I'll say
Speaker 1: on the radio. As he was driving up it was wintertime,
Speaker 1: he hit a patch of ice and we were you know,
Speaker 1: he's obviously going fast, and we spun around and we
Speaker 1: were looking at the vehicles driving at us, going up
Speaker 1: like the you know, like right past L and M Fleet,
Speaker 1: you know, on that that overpass or whatever, and he
Speaker 1: like he did something like fast and furious shit, spun
Speaker 1: it around, and then we kept driving towards the movie
Speaker 1: theater and it was very quiet and there it wasn't
Speaker 1: really close but that whole like it felt like a lifetime.
Speaker 1: But like that couple of seconds where I'm like looking
Speaker 1: at vehicles that it's icy and they are now looking
Speaker 1: at our headlights. I'm like, oh no, And then he
Speaker 1: spun it around and he was like driving it was quiet.
Speaker 1: I go, that was fucking awesome, Like we almost died,
Speaker 1: but that was that was pretty cool. That's that's the
Speaker 1: tame version of me almost dying. There's a lot.
Speaker 2: I have a lot more to it that mine.
Speaker 1: Your dad almost killing you for putting a hole on
Speaker 1: his goddamn floor would probably no, no, no, you were
Speaker 1: the one that influenced Janie ignorant slots can't wait till
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Speaker 1: day and just murders you all the pain suffering that
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Speaker 1: the show. But that was that? What was it? What
Speaker 1: was it? You didn't even know what the hell was
Speaker 1: the spin of the wheel death experience, near death experience
Speaker 1: joining the show. All right, let's go on to the news.
Speaker 1: We're trying to keep this short. I'm sorry, sorry, all right,
Speaker 1: we have some Kevin stories. I have been back for
Speaker 1: a while, so they've been piling up in the old news.
Speaker 1: Kevin breaks into a Tennessee candy store for the fourth time.
Speaker 1: That son of a bitch. You got a sweet teeth.
Speaker 1: You just can't get rid of it. Yeah. Wildlife officials
Speaker 1: in Tennessee are investigating a serial burglary after a candy
Speaker 1: store was broken into and ransacked by Kevin for the
Speaker 1: fourth time. The Gattleberg said on social media that the
Speaker 1: store was broken into by Kevin Thursday Thursday night, and
Speaker 1: the bruin caused a significant damage to the store and
Speaker 1: its waves. The post said the break in marked the
Speaker 1: fourth incident of Kevin bursting into the store. We have
Speaker 1: nurtured our arts and craft business in this community for
Speaker 1: thirty five years, spreading joy and love to your customers,
Speaker 1: blessed by a divine province. But this persistent Kevin is
Speaker 1: a challenge we urgently need to overcome. The owner's wrote,
Speaker 1: I mean, Kevin is just destroying them with this sweetooth.
Speaker 1: What do you think his favorite candy is in the
Speaker 1: candy store? O?
Speaker 2: Gob stoppers?
Speaker 1: You think gob stoppers? Why give me the why it
Speaker 1: likes to lock it.
Speaker 2: Job man.
Speaker 1: You know what, there's very few times in my life.
Speaker 1: I'm speechless. That's one of the hell are you sure
Speaker 1: that one is one of them? Why does he like
Speaker 1: to lick the gobstopper? Is that what you do with
Speaker 1: your gob stopper? Next question? No, that's du question. That
Speaker 1: is the question, Matt. How do you indulge in a
Speaker 1: gob stopper? There? You lick it and painting her friends?
Speaker 1: That's enough time out that poor picture that he sent
Speaker 1: you in his Timberwolves Jersey wonderway, no wonder, no wonder
Speaker 1: why your phone broke? No, you had to get a
Speaker 1: new one.
Speaker 6: Viruses from you You could treadsfer STDs onto your phone.
Speaker 1: Your iPhone is like, whoa, these are new Jesus, we
Speaker 1: have new diseases on the phone. And then then the
Speaker 1: whole Apple programmers are like, how the hell do we
Speaker 1: start these? It's good God weird. He passed his test
Speaker 1: with flag colors. His hepatitis test. He got two a's
Speaker 1: in a B. All right. Kevin was evicted from a
Speaker 1: California cross space may have found a new home. I
Speaker 1: think I've talked about this one earlier.
Speaker 2: One.
Speaker 1: Yeah, but this is January thirteenth, Kevin that was finally
Speaker 1: a victor from underneath the California House. After several months,
Speaker 1: man found a new home underneath another house nearby. You
Speaker 1: gotta stick with what works, you know, Kevin, which had
Speaker 1: been visiting Ken Johnson's home, Mike, don't nope, he's that's
Speaker 1: where he's going next. That son of a bitch and
Speaker 1: that actually might be the Kevin we know was finally
Speaker 1: evicted from a cross base underneath the house last week
Speaker 1: thanks to the effort of the Lake Tahoe based nonprofit
Speaker 1: called Bare League. It electrified. Matt was playing, Oh, they're
Speaker 1: shocking him, that son of a bitch. I bet Kevin
Speaker 1: liked that though he likes a little shocking experience, you know,
Speaker 1: because he was smoking new ports and ship. You know,
Speaker 1: I wish Kevin was here fishing right now. Oh yeah,
Speaker 1: I was really shocking. That's what I was doing underneath there.
Speaker 1: I was feeling myself smoking a new porch.
Speaker 2: I bet tell us more, what else were you doing?
Speaker 1: Well? I wasn't knocking. I was watching that Doctor Doolittle too,
Speaker 1: and then they had the female bear on there and
Speaker 1: it's like, ooh, buddy, I'm gonna alter geen of that house.
Speaker 1: If you know what I'm saying.
Speaker 2: Kevin's into kinky shit obviously.
Speaker 1: Yeah, well he's gotta he's all sugar hied and then
Speaker 1: he's just you know, getting after it. Kevin has a
Speaker 1: sweet tooth, Yeah he does. I mean, what else do
Speaker 1: you think he has? Well, okay, we all do, all right.
Speaker 1: This gentleman is telling us a new way to live.
Speaker 1: This gentleman eats up to one hundred live bubs a day.
Speaker 1: I love being the master of their destiny and how
Speaker 1: they massage my tongue on. Oh boy, I knew this
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Speaker 1: a brown paper bag, and it doesn't really put up
Speaker 1: a fight. Meal worms a contender for like one of
Speaker 1: the most favorite insects. A Chicago area resident named Carlos
Speaker 1: before slooping down a handful, I just got.
Speaker 2: A text, all right, just got a message that check
Speaker 2: your phone. I think Kevin is trying to call you.
Speaker 1: Oh, is he Yeah, I don't see anything right yet. Oh,
Speaker 1: here we go. All right, call, you're gonna call.
Speaker 2: Hold. Let me turn this down. Put on speaker so
Speaker 2: you can all hear it. Little there you go.
Speaker 1: This is breaking news on a podcast. Hey guys, Hey, Kevin,
Speaker 1: what's going on?
Speaker 2: Buddy?
Speaker 1: You know it's it's interesting. We're just hanging out, you know.
Speaker 1: I was talking about where you've been and what you've
Speaker 1: been up to. I'm hanging out. Literally.
Speaker 2: What what are you doing on in the fish house?
Speaker 2: Are you?
Speaker 1: Do you have somebody with you? Oh? Well? Were you
Speaker 1: knocking on Heaven's door? Hey? What were you doing underneath there?
Speaker 1: All right?
Speaker 2: Cool?
Speaker 1: Uh? Kevin?
Speaker 4: Uh?
Speaker 2: What what's going on lately? Like you've been trapped inside
Speaker 2: like these homes and uh other places?
Speaker 1: Are you all right? Oh? You know what's really fun? Delays?
Speaker 1: I don't like delays.
Speaker 2: You don't like delays? How come because I can.
Speaker 1: Hear myself talking on one thing and I'm talking on
Speaker 1: the other.
Speaker 2: Okay, Well, oh those delays.
Speaker 1: Oh yeah, that's tough.
Speaker 2: Hold. Okay, are you knocking again?
Speaker 1: Hey? Are you jigging your lure? All right? I's going
Speaker 1: guys bad? You know, are you outside having a heater
Speaker 1: having a newport. Yeah, I'm ripping out here. It's weedy
Speaker 1: out here. I don't know if a bear shits in
Speaker 1: the woods, but gogzo.
Speaker 2: Ship on the ice.
Speaker 1: How do you know that? Are you watching? I'm out
Speaker 1: here in the elements.
Speaker 2: Well you're a bear, he should all right.
Speaker 1: So since we have you now, we got to hit
Speaker 1: to the hard hitting questions. Yeah, your sweet tooth. You
Speaker 1: know you're breaking into that candy store. What are you
Speaker 1: in there for? Matt says, do you like licking gob stoppers?
Speaker 1: I beg to differ. Oh, would know. He's the king
Speaker 1: of the gobstopper liquors. Damn it, I got nothing. Yeah, nothing,
Speaker 1: you're just in there for all the sweets. I just
Speaker 1: wanted to call and say, I should be hibernating right now. Yeah,
Speaker 1: but you're up. So is this the new way for
Speaker 1: Kevin to stay up and active, you know, being out
Speaker 1: that you're out there trying to fish, you know, like
Speaker 1: what you know humans would be.
Speaker 6: Yeah, yep, yep, I'm I'm right now.
Speaker 1: I'm fashioning a hose off of the pickup truck and
Speaker 1: putting it up to the window on the fish house.
Speaker 1: So these guys just fall asleep peacefully. Are you trying
Speaker 1: to kill him?
Speaker 5: No?
Speaker 1: Are you? Are you trying to make your make your
Speaker 1: way into a new house? Yeah? Yeah, and then there's
Speaker 1: plenty to eat, if you know what I mean. Yeah,
Speaker 1: I got you. This is more what's in your taste buds?
Speaker 1: You know the fish. You're not breaking into places, You're
Speaker 1: you're you're going more natural. Now Kevin's turned a corner.
Speaker 1: A couple more gob stoppers. I'll give you one. Anything
Speaker 1: in the future for Kevin, you know what I mean?
Speaker 1: What what's Kevin's future hold for us?
Speaker 4: Oh?
Speaker 1: Well, you know, I'm gonna wake up in the spring,
Speaker 1: probably find myself a sour or two out of my way.
Speaker 1: Matt wants to know what you were doing knocking underneath
Speaker 1: there where you know you just uh were you just
Speaker 1: trying to make yourself known? Or were you uh you know,
Speaker 1: getting after it? Oh you know, I don't know, man,
Speaker 1: it was hibernating, all right, But it's all right. Nice
Speaker 1: talking to Kevin by Calvy.
Speaker 2: That was Kevin the Bear. People, that was Kevin the Bear.
Speaker 1: Wow, I didn't know he listened, but yes, this gentleman,
Speaker 1: he eats uh bugs. It's good news that you don't
Speaker 1: need a book or a table buzz. You know, the
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Speaker 1: Carlos declares, slipping down a handful, and he goes, My
Speaker 1: favorite thing about them is the flavor. It's a lot
Speaker 1: like buttered popcorn. I can't imagine any insect tastes. And
Speaker 1: then there's a picture of him just throwing him down,
Speaker 1: just getting Oh God, if you haven't gag yet, brace yourself. Carlos,
Speaker 1: twenty six, scarfs down heaps of live meal worms and
Speaker 1: roaches on Wednesday's episode of TLC's My Strange Addiction. An
Speaker 1: exclusive preview clipped provided by The Post, Carlos seems to
Speaker 1: like crickets to a veggie delight. Interesting. I thought you
Speaker 1: might like the massaging his tongue aspect of that. Would
Speaker 1: you eat a meal worm? I don't think that's what
Speaker 1: they do. I don't think that's exactly how they do.
Speaker 1: They get the little tiny arms though, you know, yeah,
Speaker 1: so yeah, kind of like that. It's basically like that. Okay, man,
Speaker 1: all right, A crash truck releases fifteen thousand live crabs,
Speaker 1: and that's exactly what Matt Jeffrey has going up between
Speaker 1: the thighs right now. Matt Geffrey opened up his pants
Speaker 1: and a recovery crew was summoned to an Irish road
Speaker 1: when a truck carrying up to fifteen thousand crabs crashed
Speaker 1: into a ditch and set the crustaceans free. You crab carrying,
Speaker 1: son of a bitch, What a story, Mark, Oh, that's
Speaker 1: not my story. And here's another one, potentially scary link
Speaker 1: between nose picking and Alzheimer's.
Speaker 2: Ooh.
Speaker 1: Some of the population pick their nose, sometimes several times
Speaker 1: a day. This may seem like a harmless habit, but
Speaker 1: frequently digging for gold may have dire consequences. You don't care.
Speaker 1: Dirty fingers can introduce bacteria into the nose, causing infections
Speaker 1: that can lead to the custing, tissue damage and nosebleeds.
Speaker 1: Whatever that guy's really getting Duty's almost to the second knuckle.
Speaker 2: Wow.
Speaker 1: Researchers are investigating the theory that trauma to the nasal
Speaker 1: lining could transmit germs to the brain, potentially triggering inflammation
Speaker 1: and the formation of I can't say that word. Thank you,
Speaker 1: Samuel Jordan. These are the hallmarks of Alzheimer's disease. Matt
Speaker 1: is this gonna make you stop picking your nose. How
Speaker 1: often do you really pick your nose a lot for
Speaker 1: the show? Oh you just you just do it for
Speaker 1: a comedy. You don't do it for any of it. Now,
Speaker 1: this lady is into something real weird. I snort all
Speaker 1: of my food, from omlets to steak. It feels phenomenal,
Speaker 1: even though I'm at risk of infections. It's kind of
Speaker 1: going back to the same thing. But this lady grinds
Speaker 1: up all her food and snorts it. Wow, Jesus, it
Speaker 1: is disgusting. I started, honestly with a dare try starting
Speaker 1: a flavored fruit drink. She continued, I got a head rush,
Speaker 1: but it was actually Rudi here. Then I was half
Speaker 1: I thought with my mouth it was phenomenal. Since then,
Speaker 1: I have been having my entire diet nasally for about
Speaker 1: five years.
Speaker 2: Comments are flowing in about me picking my nose.
Speaker 1: Yeah, uh uh.
Speaker 2: Dustin said that camera's gonna save Jeffrey's life, like he.
Speaker 1: Cares about that, don't care? Instead of like you're tired,
Speaker 1: you pull over, You need to see a doctor. What
Speaker 1: about the fifteen thousand crabs you have? You should really
Speaker 1: go see a doctor. It's a woman in your room.
Speaker 1: See it's a good one. You're right, Yeah, it's a
Speaker 1: good one.
Speaker 2: That's a good one. I'm not using it more.
Speaker 1: And this one, I don't know if he's been caught
Speaker 1: yet because I'm just reading the headline. A thief snatched
Speaker 1: the beloved Walris penis from fame New New Jersey restaurant
Speaker 1: Donkey's Place. An owner needs help getting it back. Matt,
Speaker 1: Jeffrey just returned the Walrust penis. You know no cuckoop
Speaker 1: could choose. Yeah, the thief snatched that beloved antique Walr's
Speaker 1: penis bone, so they must have bones, you know. The
Speaker 1: rest of us just have like U blood and stuff
Speaker 1: down there, I guess. So behind the bar at the
Speaker 1: famed Camden, New Jersey cheese steak joint Donkey's Place. That's
Speaker 1: a terrible name, Donkey's Places for a steak restaurant. She
Speaker 1: went back to do something else and the one dude
Speaker 1: stole it. Owner Rob Lucas Junior. We got this picture,
Speaker 1: but I don't think he's from around town. Matt, where
Speaker 1: were you? Don't worry about it? January seventh, Matt, where
Speaker 1: were you stealing Walrs penis?
Speaker 2: Now?
Speaker 1: This one I really do think has something to do
Speaker 1: with Matt? Why? Why is all everything I looked at
Speaker 1: it just got it and I knew it was just
Speaker 1: gonna be me and here. So I'm just going to
Speaker 1: attack the hell out of you. Librarians under attack from
Speaker 1: a wave of creepy kickstars and fetishists actually harassing them
Speaker 1: at work. We do not get paid enough, she says,
Speaker 1: that's what you're trying to do. The librarian routinely finds
Speaker 1: herself being propositioned by vermin disguised as innocent bookworms. Every
Speaker 1: day is something new Hardgrave, based near Washington, d C.
Speaker 1: Exclusively groaned the Post, detailing that many obscene phone calls
Speaker 1: she receives from creeps who get their jollys from sexually
Speaker 1: harassing librarians. Matt, you want to finance, he said on here.
Speaker 1: You do like the glasses on the ladies, right? Is
Speaker 1: that what you say to them?
Speaker 2: Anyway?
Speaker 1: Good God, Matt, you gotta leave these ladies alone. They're
Speaker 1: just out there trying to spread the books around, you know,
Speaker 1: and make sure that creeps like you, you know what
Speaker 1: I do? Stop calling him? That is it for the new.
Speaker 7: Welcome Back Bruce. They don't get paid enough, Matt, for
Speaker 7: your I'll do better time. You should thank you, you
Speaker 7: know what, that's all you can really do. You know,
Speaker 7: you can't just say that you're gonna stop, because we
Speaker 7: all know that that's a bit of a farce.
Speaker 2: But are you sure?
Speaker 1: I don't know. I mean, it's you the one that's
Speaker 1: doing it. So justin people like.
Speaker 2: You, justin said a and a razor and a can
Speaker 2: of can of raid. If you're embarrassed to see the doctor, Matt, Yeah.
Speaker 1: There you go. Well he's counting him because there's fifteen
Speaker 1: thousand he has. He has a number. Maybe it's the
Speaker 1: woman in your room. That's the reason why you've got it,
Speaker 1: that bitch. Wow. All right, that's it for the news
Speaker 1: that we have one more before we move on to
Speaker 1: the second half. We'll talk about some vikings I have.
Speaker 1: I have a game for Matt and he's got his.
Speaker 1: What do you have? I have? Miss connections? Miss connections?
Speaker 1: All right, here's the last one. Did you crack the
Speaker 1: beer yet?
Speaker 2: I did?
Speaker 1: All right? The Minnesota Wild. My boy is on a
Speaker 1: bit of a cold streak right now. The Wall of
Speaker 1: Saint Paul has felled down, the Berlin Wall. I got
Speaker 1: his ass kick last night. But they're still doing fairly well.
Speaker 1: They got sixty one points right now there. It's good
Speaker 1: for fourth in the NHL, still third in the Western
Speaker 1: Conference Central Division, you know, but it's you know, it's
Speaker 1: still a long season ago. The Quinn Hughes trade, I
Speaker 1: think has been a been a good thing for them.
Speaker 2: I've we talked about it and Jesse Pierce we talked
Speaker 2: about it last week that she said that Billy g
Speaker 2: is going all in.
Speaker 1: I've heard also heard rumblings of Krill talking to another
Speaker 1: Pittsburgh Penguin. I think they're trying to get Mulkin, which
Speaker 1: I don't know. He's kind of old.
Speaker 2: Uh, Scott, let's not talk about that.
Speaker 1: Let's talk about it, Scott. Oh damnit, he's not here, no,
Speaker 1: because it's what I literally told you before the show
Speaker 1: is what he's trying to do. How many points do
Speaker 1: you think Quinn Hughes has between the Vancouver Canucks and
Speaker 1: the Minnesota Wild. That's a serious question, man, I'm asking
Speaker 1: he was seriously how many points total? Yes? Uh thirty nine?
Speaker 2: Ah damn?
Speaker 1: So close? Not bad, not bad, not bad, not bad.
Speaker 1: Matt Boldi's still our goal leader with twenty seven. Good
Speaker 1: Curll's I mean, our point leader is a crill with
Speaker 1: fifty two bowldies with fifty one. Queen Hughes at thirty nine,
Speaker 1: even though he just joined not too terribly long ago.
Speaker 1: Uh yeah, my boy Wallstead's not look good though. I
Speaker 1: don't know why they played him back to back games.
Speaker 1: I don't know if it's maybe Gus Buss if he
Speaker 1: had got into a settle, he made it. You know what,
Speaker 1: he probably did have a woman in his room and
Speaker 1: he's like, you know what, you know what Willsteed, you're
Speaker 1: going back to back tonight, but you know they're still
Speaker 1: doing really well. And then anyway, how is your sex life? Okay,
Speaker 1: calm down with the button b Sorry, but you know
Speaker 1: it's uh the long season. Hopefully my boy gets it back.
Speaker 1: Gus Bust will be you know. Obviously it's not hurt.
Speaker 1: I'm excited about this queen his story. At first, I
Speaker 1: wasn't very much because we gave up a lot. But
Speaker 1: I think ROSSI already got hurt. So there's that.
Speaker 2: Uh Boldie's Boldie to the I R chat.
Speaker 1: Oh so he is no longer going to be on
Speaker 1: the USA team. Then that's unfortunate. Well, you know, I mean, honestly,
Speaker 1: I think, what do we I don't know what the
Speaker 1: bro Deane situation is or Gusterson's on the other teams,
Speaker 1: But I mean, I know we have favor Hughes, but
Speaker 1: Boldie on the men's US Men's Olympic hockey team. I
Speaker 1: know this is not wild, but did you see that
Speaker 1: sick pass from the Gopher's lady? Oh?
Speaker 2: Yeah, it dribbled it.
Speaker 1: Yeah, she like picked it up. Well, she's skating full speed,
Speaker 1: picked it up, smacked it down on the ice, and
Speaker 1: then passed it for a goal. That might be the
Speaker 1: most unbelievable assist I've ever seen in my life. And
Speaker 1: if anybody hasn't seen it, and you're listening right now,
Speaker 1: google it. Also.
Speaker 2: Chad said Boldi's on the IRA, broden Is on the IR,
Speaker 2: and Eck, I don't believe that. I don't believe our
Speaker 2: sources here w I.
Speaker 1: Mean we got a couple of weeks. I mean, Eric's
Speaker 1: and X always kind of hurt here and there. Brodian's
Speaker 1: always been kind of hurt, so I and then we
Speaker 1: got a couple of weeks off too. So the more
Speaker 1: norther we get to rest a little bit, I think
Speaker 1: it's better for us. Good Everson got fired unfortunately from
Speaker 1: the Blue Jackets. Grandpa, is that what you call them?
Speaker 2: Grandpa?
Speaker 1: Was that when you were licking as gobstoppers? Oh? Yes, no, yes,
Speaker 1: but no damn yeah. The Tampa Bay Lightning now have
Speaker 1: overtaken the while there's third in the NHL. They had
Speaker 1: won eleven in a row to get there, though. Fuck
Speaker 1: well whatever, we're still third. I mean in our own division.
Speaker 1: That's so wild. We're fourth in the NHL, third in
Speaker 1: our own division, So Dallas Star we're only two points
Speaker 1: behind the Stars. But I just hope we don't normally
Speaker 1: get like that January February swoon and then we gotta
Speaker 1: like start winning like crazy before the playoffs to make
Speaker 1: it in. I think we got a decent enough roster
Speaker 1: than one over. Wow, calm down, sauce, Matt. Would you
Speaker 1: like to add anything sports wise to this six pack
Speaker 1: other than a button bar?
Speaker 2: I'm filling in the gaps.
Speaker 1: Just the gaps. Is that how you got the fifteen
Speaker 1: thousand crabs besides licking gobsto I guarantee it. Stop talking
Speaker 1: about Flores's boobs. Okay, I don't think. I don't know
Speaker 1: he fit, but I don't know if he's You just
Speaker 1: said a lot without saying a damn word. All right,
Speaker 1: we're gonna move on to the second half. Thank you
Speaker 1: for listening to Matt Jeffery's nonsense. My intellectual sports takes
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Speaker 1: we have some predators. The just kidding. He's not a predator.
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Speaker 1: Welcome back to the beer Belly Sports Podcast with Angelica Jeffrey,
Speaker 1: who we just found out Lick's cob Stoppers and I
Speaker 1: am Bruce leg Yes, yes you are, Yes, yes I am,
Speaker 1: and we're will we have miss connections.
Speaker 2: We do have miss connections.
Speaker 1: And I have a game for Matt. And we're gonna
Speaker 1: talk to Minnesota Vikings here in the second half, and
Speaker 1: we're gonna listen to some comments. They already in the comments.
Speaker 1: Got anything we want to talk about weekend talking about
Speaker 1: or they should be. I mean, that's like I said,
Speaker 1: not a fan of that.
Speaker 2: But here we are.
Speaker 1: Well, it's fifteen thousands, a lot.
Speaker 2: Your honor.
Speaker 1: Again, I'm not there yet. I've had a lot of
Speaker 1: a lot of professions in my life, and you know
Speaker 1: I'm going to work my way there one day.
Speaker 2: We are also have our picks for our NFL that's true, divisional.
Speaker 2: I have everybody picks, but yours.
Speaker 1: Yeah, because you were gonna be on the show. Yes,
Speaker 1: he's yelling me for I to make my picks. I
Speaker 1: didn't yell you.
Speaker 2: Yeah, if you're the only one who did yell at me,
Speaker 2: you didn't care.
Speaker 1: I don't care.
Speaker 2: I don't care.
Speaker 1: I'm gonna lose anyways. Different Actually, I kind of made
Speaker 1: a comeback in the picks. I was unbelievable. Only I
Speaker 1: only lost to Dusten by two games, and I was
Speaker 1: in the cellar and you were laughing at me, like
Speaker 1: obsition in your mirror. Closer than they appear. That's pretty good.
Speaker 1: Where the body's at, Matt? Where are the crabs at?
Speaker 1: Where are the crustaceans at? Matt?
Speaker 2: All right, miss connections, let's let's do it, fire them up.
Speaker 2: So so if you don't want miss connections, miss connections
Speaker 2: basically just me reading uh stuff I've on the old
Speaker 2: Internet usually read it or Craigslist, and I have both.
Speaker 3: Good for you the supermarkets and don't know where else
Speaker 3: to turn searching for love on the internet. It's time
Speaker 3: for missed connections with Matt Jeffrey.
Speaker 2: All right, So this first one I read it only once, shock,
Speaker 2: and here it is. Let's go Ashley from fish Town.
Speaker 2: This is up in the Philly area, by the way too.
Speaker 1: It's ross from Smart Park Shuttle. Loll. Hold on so
Speaker 1: he knows her name?
Speaker 2: Yep, hold on, he gets better Okay from Smart Park Shuttle. Lol.
Speaker 2: We shared a ride yesterday one ten on the way
Speaker 2: back to our cars. We're both coming back from snowboarding
Speaker 2: in Colorado, and chat at the whole ride about snowboarding trips,
Speaker 2: your all to your Alta ultra marathon and our vigorous injuries.
Speaker 2: I should have given you my number, but frozen in
Speaker 2: the moment. Hopefully you see this dot dot dot. Maybe
Speaker 2: we can grasb some coffee sometime.
Speaker 1: It's up to fate. Now, it's up to fate or
Speaker 1: go back to the goddamn same mountain that you were
Speaker 1: vigorously injured on their hands up? Update? Oh this is
Speaker 1: is this a misconnection connection? She reached out. I had here.
Speaker 1: This is what I'm talking about.
Speaker 2: I had zero expectations about the internet came through for
Speaker 2: us once. Hand clapping emojis. Thanks for getting this post
Speaker 2: out there.
Speaker 1: So something vigorously happened after that or what probably we'll
Speaker 1: just assumed.
Speaker 2: So yeah, good for him.
Speaker 1: Do you think they did it well snowboarding interesting slaphands
Speaker 1: or would you be like a chairlift guy? Chairliftlift? What
Speaker 1: is it? This is that time of the year where
Speaker 1: it's like go through six inches of car harn't to
Speaker 1: get to two in Hold on, I'm a girl, not
Speaker 1: a show.
Speaker 2: Give me a minute here, give me a hot uh
Speaker 2: next one in Rochester chaster Yester all great movie pole.
Speaker 1: This is a long shot.
Speaker 2: I I met you at lux last night around maybe
Speaker 2: one thirty am.
Speaker 1: I don't know, around one thirty am. I was wearing
Speaker 1: a plaid shirt.
Speaker 2: And black jeans. We deaf hit it off, but I
Speaker 2: but I was a bit inebriated in there. It would
Speaker 2: be nice to actually get to know you.
Speaker 1: That's nice.
Speaker 2: That's nice.
Speaker 1: I mean shot because if they said the lux right,
Speaker 1: the lu the Luxer, maybe it could be just a
Speaker 1: random bar name anywhere.
Speaker 2: They could have been who knows all right. Next one,
Speaker 2: this was in Madison, Wisconsin, using a throwaway. I twenty
Speaker 2: four female was out at the Pheasant Branch yesterday watching
Speaker 2: a king fisher when you question mark male and your
Speaker 2: friend walked up.
Speaker 1: That's what it says.
Speaker 2: Maybe didn't know the age, but allegedly we chatted. We
Speaker 2: chatted for a bit about birds, specifying the cedar wax
Speaker 2: wing you saw earlier. Don't know what the fuck.
Speaker 1: Talk about birds, fucking nerds.
Speaker 2: I remember saying how much I love cedar wax wings
Speaker 2: and haven't seen them yet. Today has laid you and
Speaker 2: your friend continuing to walk and I stayed to watch
Speaker 2: the king fisher more about five minutes later, you came
Speaker 2: back and tell me to tell me that the cedar
Speaker 2: wax wings moved closer. So can you look up a
Speaker 2: cedar wax wing? I tell it is. There was something
Speaker 2: about something about the way that you came back to
Speaker 2: tell me you saw wax wing.
Speaker 1: That was very sweet.
Speaker 2: And I've been thinking about the interactions since then. I've
Speaker 2: seen these misconnection posts and thought, I shoot my shot
Speaker 2: either way. I hope you have many birds in your future.
Speaker 2: My face them with you.
Speaker 1: What the fuck is the wax it's gobbling the ball?
Speaker 1: First picture gobbling a ball, It's it's a bird. So
Speaker 1: it's like a rat with wings because I fucking hate
Speaker 1: that species. No, there all are to me. I hate birds.
Speaker 1: It's got some yellowish and brown and then some blue
Speaker 1: at the wing tips. But they're just I mean, you're out.
Speaker 1: They're talking about birds, nerds, bird law. But I mean,
Speaker 1: I'm sorry, I kind of checked out there when you
Speaker 1: told me. She came back, though she.
Speaker 2: Did come back to tell them what again, that the
Speaker 2: cedar wax wing moved closer? When what the bird moved
Speaker 2: closer to him, I guess, or just in general.
Speaker 1: So he's like, oh my god, this is my this
Speaker 1: is the only girl or is it a girl talking
Speaker 1: to a guy?
Speaker 2: Girl talking to a guy?
Speaker 1: That's you know what, that's a match made in heaven.
Speaker 1: You know, like, how often do you talk to people
Speaker 1: that are talking about I mean and wow nerds. Again,
Speaker 1: I'm not a big fan of birds, so I mean
Speaker 1: there's probably a whole group. I know there's bird watchers
Speaker 1: out there, so I'm a birdwatch I don't think that's
Speaker 1: how that song goes? No good, you know what. Hopefully
Speaker 1: the internet finds them. If not, there'll be another person
Speaker 1: out there goes I love the cedar wax wings? How
Speaker 1: dare they? And you know what? Am we gonna talk
Speaker 1: to this lady about cedar waxwings? And I'm gobbling whatever?
Speaker 1: This orange ball is going.
Speaker 2: All right? Next one Valencia not Danny College? Oh good,
Speaker 2: good pull misconnection West Campus. Asian chick might have been
Speaker 2: pregnant or just bigger, but you wow, I'm reading I
Speaker 2: know what it says.
Speaker 1: Wow, if you're trying to reach out and fight her,
Speaker 1: maybe pregnant or just bigger, why don't you just put lady?
Speaker 1: You know, like, even if she didn't read it, even
Speaker 1: if yeah, this guy's like fuck it fucking.
Speaker 2: Anyways, she does, I'll start over Asian chick might have
Speaker 2: been pregnant or just bigger. But you were staring at
Speaker 2: me and my gee while I was connecting my bluetooth.
Speaker 2: Then schemed into skip it said, its schemed.
Speaker 1: You know the younger king. That's probably like, that's probably
Speaker 1: like another word that we don't even know yet, schemed
Speaker 1: into a building eleven, building eleven.
Speaker 2: But I thought you look pretty. Oh that's nice.
Speaker 1: Do you think those are terms of endearment, you know,
Speaker 1: like maybe pregnant or just bigger. I'm good, you're well.
Speaker 1: I was looking at my bluetooth. We've made a definite
Speaker 1: eye contact, and I'm thinking, yeah, I could be that
Speaker 1: baby's dag or I could feed you lunch.
Speaker 2: Tyler said, I forgot about your that you're terrified of birds.
Speaker 1: Yeah, I hate them, terrible animals. Hey chat said, hey,
Speaker 1: prego or fat chick. Wow, I don't write that's a
Speaker 1: cold blooded and you're putting that on the for a misconnection. Yeah,
Speaker 1: throw it out there. Shit, you never know.
Speaker 2: Otter Lake Dog Park, End of Summer Golden Doodles in
Speaker 2: White Bear Township. We met towards the end of summer
Speaker 2: at otter Lake Bear the otter Lake dog Park. While
Speaker 2: our golden dudles were happily playing together. We talked for
Speaker 2: a bit as the dogs ran around and conversated and
Speaker 2: the conversation felt easy and natural. You were a little
Speaker 2: younger female and I was a little older male than you,
Speaker 2: and then you, but I felt a genuine connection that
Speaker 2: stuck with me. I've been thinking about the day and
Speaker 2: wishing I asked you for your contact. Infel this dude's
Speaker 2: old by just saying that if this sounds like you
Speaker 2: and you remember our dogs playing together at the end
Speaker 2: of summer, I like to connect. Sorry, I really love
Speaker 2: to connect again and continue our conversation.
Speaker 1: These are the ones that you know what it's like.
Speaker 1: In the words of Peter Griffin, grinds my gears. She's
Speaker 1: at the dog park, you know what I mean? Maybe
Speaker 1: she's from out of town. You know what I'm saying.
Speaker 1: Maybe she's out of town. Maybe, but why don't you
Speaker 1: go back to the same dog park? And also calling
Speaker 1: where you pick up chicks a dog park? Probably not
Speaker 1: a good man, I mean, is that there's that? Yeah,
Speaker 1: I was at the dog park the other day at
Speaker 1: the grocery store and uh, and I was there. Yeah, real,
Speaker 1: Raspy was at the dog park? Is Kevin there? No?
Speaker 2: All right? Uh? Looking for a lady that used to
Speaker 2: come see me? Used to come Fargo misconnections?
Speaker 1: Oh yeah, Matt's like, I'm on the what is the
Speaker 1: way here? We got together? Holy shit, he's gone funk
Speaker 1: out of here. I'll show you fifteen thousand crabs, baby,
Speaker 1: don't worry about it. Pictures that might be a pleasure
Speaker 1: that they don't even know about.
Speaker 2: Yeah, we're gonna find out. We got together a few times.
Speaker 2: Haven't heard from you in a while. Let's chat.
Speaker 1: I'm sorry you read that one again. I apologize I
Speaker 1: ruined that one.
Speaker 2: Yeah, but I'm also reading with Dustin said to you, said, hey,
Speaker 2: we used to go to otter Lake Otter Lake Park
Speaker 2: when I was in elementary would anyways? Anyways, we got
Speaker 2: together a few times. Haven't heard from you in a while.
Speaker 2: Let's chat, let's not There is two more grilled again, eh,
Speaker 2: lady for Man and Fargo a couple of blocks from
Speaker 2: Fargo North High School.
Speaker 1: You'll two six two seven zero blah blah blah blah blah.
Speaker 2: Find that childhood fear you thought. Grilled with questions about
Speaker 2: something you thought you'd forgotten. Gotta love nostalgic.
Speaker 1: I don't even know a lot of words in there,
Speaker 1: a lot of words, and I don't even understand.
Speaker 3: What that was.
Speaker 2: Don't know just reading what I see one more time
Speaker 2: a time in Yeah, a couple of blocks from Fargo
Speaker 2: North High School. You'll two six to seven zero seven
Speaker 2: three blah blah blah blah blah. I can't read them.
Speaker 2: I could do the rest of the phone number. Yeah,
Speaker 2: find that childhood of fear you thought you left behind
Speaker 2: getting grilled with questions about something you thought you forgot anytime.
Speaker 1: Anytime you put a school into a misconnection. Not a
Speaker 1: good Chris Hansen should be like in all right, last
Speaker 1: one Texas Roadhouse in Fargo, Great cinnamon butter.
Speaker 2: We celebrated my dad's birthday tonight, December thirtieth at Texas
Speaker 2: Roadhouse in Fargo. You bumped it to me while we
Speaker 2: were waiting to be seated. The fucking seats are it
Speaker 2: started tight enough to get through everything?
Speaker 1: So you're gonna you're getting waited? Was right? I gotcha?
Speaker 1: I might have, but I might as well been knocked
Speaker 1: off my feet.
Speaker 2: I think your night name might have been Liz. Anyways,
Speaker 2: he tried, adele you'll ever see this, but you sure
Speaker 2: took my breath away for a second there before I
Speaker 2: dined on some delicious medium well New York strips. Fucking
Speaker 2: all right, I just like, how.
Speaker 1: Does that even get through? Like just every lady with
Speaker 1: the name Liz that looks at misconnections? And what if
Speaker 1: he does from another like Elizabeth or what else would
Speaker 1: that be? Would there be another name involved with liz Is?
Speaker 1: There's just some girls name Liz there. Yeah, I guess
Speaker 1: I think so. I don't know. I've known liz Is,
Speaker 1: but I think that most of them are Elizabeth.
Speaker 2: To be honest, I'm not quite sure because you never.
Speaker 1: Catch their names because you're insensitive, like that song I
Speaker 1: played for you earlier. Yeah, wow, all right, should we
Speaker 1: go picks? Well you want to talk, all right, we'll
Speaker 1: do that and then we'll talk vikings or oh yeah,
Speaker 1: let's do vikings.
Speaker 2: Then let's get into because.
Speaker 1: There's not a whole lot to talk about.
Speaker 2: So all right, well, let's quickly do some bikings for you,
Speaker 2: because I mean, we talked a little bit about last
Speaker 2: year but last week, but you weren't here for it,
Speaker 2: so well, I mean, we are what is it.
Speaker 1: Forty million dollars over the cat. But Hargraves and Ryan
Speaker 1: Kelly are probably both going to be gone. I think
Speaker 1: that clears up about twenty millions what I heard on
Speaker 1: the radio today. And then Hockinson and Aaron Jones probably
Speaker 1: bye bye because they made the mistake of not drafting
Speaker 1: scatter Boot even though he got hurt.
Speaker 2: But uh, you love that man? I do you should
Speaker 2: buy his jersey?
Speaker 1: To be honest, No, not really because it's a Giants jersey.
Speaker 1: I'm not going to buy another team. I'm not going
Speaker 1: to wear another team jersey with another grown man's name
Speaker 1: on the back. What's wrong with that? I don't understand.
Speaker 1: Not my favorite team?
Speaker 2: Oh oh, so it has to be your favorite team, right, Okay.
Speaker 1: We're just wearing random ship. I mean, dude, if it
Speaker 1: was a Drew Bledsoe jersey that was my favorite quarterback
Speaker 1: growing up, that's totally different. Do you have any do
Speaker 1: you have any favorite player from a different team?
Speaker 2: John Elway?
Speaker 1: So yeah, that's different than if you had an a jersey.
Speaker 1: But if you were wearing like a Jackson Dart.
Speaker 2: No, I get Do you know what I'm saying?
Speaker 1: You know, like, I'm not gonna wear that, but I
Speaker 1: just think that the the Viking, and then there's already
Speaker 1: Aaron Rodgers. You can already start playing the hero thing again. Oh,
Speaker 1: I mean that's already coming back. He cried when Tomlin
Speaker 1: left you. Well, he's sensual. But this draft coming up
Speaker 1: at number seventeen? What do you why are you doing that?
Speaker 1: Are you looking at? Yeah? Do you want to know?
Speaker 3: What is this?
Speaker 1: Why are you handing me this?
Speaker 2: I don't know.
Speaker 1: I just okay, this is for the comedy ventor.
Speaker 2: Yeah, this for a microphone on the streets when you know, when.
Speaker 1: On the streets. When Rogers can signed where were you?
Speaker 2: Where were you?
Speaker 1: But they can also extend Brian O'Neill maybe, you know,
Speaker 1: maybe talk to Justin Jefferson about redoing some of his contracts.
Speaker 2: He probably should.
Speaker 1: Yeah, he's still got a thousand yards and let's be honest,
Speaker 1: Max Brosmer not an NFL quarterback.
Speaker 2: Yeah.
Speaker 1: I also think that Kevin O'Connell was pissed the whole
Speaker 1: year because I think he really wanted Aaron Rodgers, and
Speaker 1: I think that he was pissed in his plate calling
Speaker 1: because it was so are we trying to tank on purpose. No,
Speaker 1: I just think he was like, I want to show
Speaker 1: you what these guys have and what my offense has
Speaker 1: to offer, you know, because I mean and and then
Speaker 1: Sam Darnold now being the number one seed, the biggest
Speaker 1: champion for him last year, right arguing for us signing
Speaker 1: him and everybody's saying he's going to be a dud,
Speaker 1: and now arguing the other way, like, no, we should
Speaker 1: have let him go. We should have paid him thirty
Speaker 1: million idiots. I don't think so, I don't really, I
Speaker 1: don't know, man, I'm still okay with it. He's got
Speaker 1: a no bleak injury now, and I mean that that
Speaker 1: Seattle defense is good, that run games good. So I
Speaker 1: don't know. What's what If he wins next week, I'll
Speaker 1: maybe start eating my words. Okay, it's I don't know.
Speaker 1: Do you do we sign?
Speaker 5: Like?
Speaker 1: Who do we? How do I word this? What's a
Speaker 1: good veteran quarterback you think we should bring in? Not
Speaker 1: named Aaron Rodgers?
Speaker 2: What about Kirk? No, he just got no, he's not.
Speaker 1: He's on that and they have to pay him a
Speaker 1: ship ton of money. He's probably gonna get het.
Speaker 2: They're gettingtructuring.
Speaker 1: He might restructure. I guess I don't know that that's
Speaker 1: that's that's you know, this is why it's called wild speculation. Wow. Well,
Speaker 1: the last one last the word bumps from Matthew Geffery
Speaker 1: are electric tonight, finger gun. I just you know, there's
Speaker 1: got to be some veteran quarterback that we have to
Speaker 1: bring in that at least puts pressure on JJ to
Speaker 1: perform better. You know, on the Minnesota Viking situation, a
Speaker 1: run game has to be better. I mean, and Ryan Kelly,
Speaker 1: your boy Peyton was right about one of the two.
Speaker 1: He's fifty percent right. Will Fryes was good. He wasn't
Speaker 1: terrible like he said he was going to be, because
Speaker 1: it was just what him and O'Neil that played pretty
Speaker 1: much the whole year. I mean O'Neil got hurt for
Speaker 1: a few plays, but other than that, Donovan Jackson was down.
Speaker 1: I mean, Christian Dereshaw, what the hell was that this
Speaker 1: whole year? Was that him? Or was that the team
Speaker 1: saying I'm not gonna play?
Speaker 2: What do you think, Matt I don't think give a shit.
Speaker 1: Do you don't think he cared? No?
Speaker 2: Uh Ezra Cleveland for the Jacksonville Jaguars, he guys got
Speaker 2: a seventh round pick.
Speaker 1: Sixth get it right? Sixth bad? He wouldn't he's he's
Speaker 1: on Jackson. I mean, how good was he? Obviously he
Speaker 1: must be pretty good. I mean pretty good. I think
Speaker 1: he signed about the same contract though. That will fries it.
Speaker 1: I think, well they trade him. My biggest thing is
Speaker 1: with our new defensive coordinator, probably because I'm assuming Flores
Speaker 1: is gone, like I put ninety percent on it. I'll
Speaker 1: do a shot at that Flores is not. Are you
Speaker 1: willing to say that he is our defensive coordinator next year?
Speaker 3: Well, apparently the no clear option has been pressed. It's
Speaker 3: now time for another Peter Coley sports back.
Speaker 2: I will say that.
Speaker 1: I'll even put it to you like this, is he
Speaker 1: our defensive coordinator? Or is he not? He doesn't have
Speaker 1: to be a head coach. Maybe he takes the commander's
Speaker 1: defensive coordinator? Is Brian Flores back? I say that he's not,
Speaker 1: and you can hold on? Let me rephrase that you can.
Speaker 1: I'll put a bet out that he is not the
Speaker 1: Minnesota Vikings defensive coordinator next year and he's a head coach.
Speaker 1: Are you willing to bet against that?
Speaker 2: Yes?
Speaker 1: So he could be the commander's defensive quarter. That's your
Speaker 1: only win.
Speaker 2: He has to be a defensive corner or come back
Speaker 2: to Minnesota.
Speaker 1: Yes, anything else. Yeah, he's going to be a head coach.
Speaker 1: Dustin's right, He's going to be in pittsburghor Baltimore. So
Speaker 1: you think that he's going to be back or the
Speaker 1: Commanders or a defensive coordinator somewhere else.
Speaker 2: I think he's gonna come back to Minnesota.
Speaker 1: You think he's coming back to Minnesota, Okay, So then
Speaker 1: I say he's not. So there you go. And how
Speaker 1: does that? How does that affect our defense? We've built
Speaker 1: this defense now around him for the last three years.
Speaker 1: What does that mean for Andrew Van Kinkle?
Speaker 2: What does that mean for Harry hit Man?
Speaker 1: Harry's retired. Well, when Brian Flores goes to the Steelers
Speaker 1: of the Ravens and they're in a little bit of trouble,
Speaker 1: hit Man, Harry Mike go back because he loves he
Speaker 1: loves Brian Floores, and I just I'm ordered, like, what's
Speaker 1: up with Dallas Turner, Jonathan Gernard, Andrew Van Ginkel. What
Speaker 1: if we go back to a four to three? I
Speaker 1: love the three four, yeah, but not everybody does you
Speaker 1: known't you get a new defensive coordinator. So I just
Speaker 1: the this upcoming off season, which is in any NFL season,
Speaker 1: even if you've won the championship. It's because I mean,
Speaker 1: like the Eagles this year look pretty terrible. Yeah, I mean,
Speaker 1: is a j Brown gone?
Speaker 2: He has to be?
Speaker 1: How disconnected he looked from the team.
Speaker 2: They're gonna sign Chats, They're gonna sign Rivers.
Speaker 1: You know what as a backup option? Dude, he's in shape. Yeah,
Speaker 1: round is the shape, as Justin Exterer would say, he
Speaker 1: is banking as old lady on our regular anybody who
Speaker 1: wears a Bolo tye. He didn't do terrible in Indianapolis play,
Speaker 1: and then the Sauce Gardner trade didn't really turn out.
Speaker 1: I wanted, Oh, I know right, you're on top of
Speaker 1: the world. I mean, Daniel Jones could come back to
Speaker 1: the Vikings, but I doubt it because we're looking to
Speaker 1: have jjbr starter. So just things to think about in
Speaker 1: the off season is basically what I'm getting at here.
Speaker 1: Our draft stock. What do we get with Caleb Downs
Speaker 1: the off the Ohio State safety? Where do we go?
Speaker 1: It depends on our coordinators. What's going on. Jordan Adison
Speaker 1: in the words of I forgot his name on the movie.
Speaker 1: But Jim Carrey and liar, liar, stop breaking the law, asshole.
Speaker 1: What did he do exactly? They said it. Yeah, I
Speaker 1: think he was at like some bar, a noodle bar.
Speaker 1: Yeah that's whatever. I kind of I didn't care enough
Speaker 1: to look, but it's like, stop getting arrested, man, Jesus,
Speaker 1: not breaking lawn. And he had a lot of drops
Speaker 1: last year, most like the Vikings. Did you know our
Speaker 1: quarterback play was bad? But you know, I get it's
Speaker 1: one thing when you finally hit the ball and it's
Speaker 1: not been accurate all year, and it's like.
Speaker 2: Oh shit, what is this thing?
Speaker 1: It's finally right here? Oh shit? So uh yeah, this
Speaker 1: offseason is going.
Speaker 4: To be.
Speaker 2: Also a lot of people know it was fun playing
Speaker 2: for the Minnesota Vikings and for the Carolina Panthers and
Speaker 2: for the Pittsburgh Steelers. So I've, like everybody saw, feel
Speaker 2: I've retired from the NFL.
Speaker 1: Terrible trade this year. Me and George Prince are on
Speaker 1: record saying that, and I think Dustin May as well.
Speaker 1: I don't remember everything because I don't.
Speaker 2: Scott said trust passing.
Speaker 1: Trustpassing, and nobody was like like a noodle bar or something.
Speaker 1: Was he drunk? Who knows, dude, it's now he's untradable.
Speaker 1: Yeah that sucks, dude. Now he he has zero assets.
Speaker 1: You can't trade him like we we would have been
Speaker 1: able to do before, but now he's just now he's stuck.
Speaker 1: Now you have to wade through this. He's probably gonna
Speaker 1: get like a five game suspension, you know, stop breaking
Speaker 1: the law, asshole. God damn it, dude. So frustrating, So
Speaker 1: just frustrating. God damn it, dude. He's got talent, you know,
Speaker 1: he's a decent wide receiver, frustrating average, maybe a little
Speaker 1: above average. But all right, let's move on to a
Speaker 1: fantasy football. No no, no, no, no, no, no, that's right.
Speaker 1: No fantasy football, that's right.
Speaker 2: So for people who do not know Beerbody Sports, who
Speaker 2: did a fantasy football, I got my teeth kicked in.
Speaker 1: I want music when I put this damn thing on. Okay,
Speaker 1: I want to say the championship game was between me
Speaker 1: and my son, which, as uh Travis would say about Sam,
Speaker 1: I was my son Sam telling him all of his moves.
Speaker 1: Didn't take to it so well, So next year he's
Speaker 1: out of the league. The second place person is not
Speaker 1: going to play again. But here I am putting on
Speaker 1: this ring that Scott already tainted because we put it on.
Speaker 1: He did that, son of a bitch. Let's see it.
Speaker 2: Perfect.
Speaker 1: Bruce's Ballers took the championship. It got a little dicey
Speaker 1: with Bijon Robinson getting forty five points. When I woke
Speaker 1: up the next morning, I thought I had it in
Speaker 1: the bag. I only beat my son by five points,
Speaker 1: but Jackson took down Travis in the Jamier Gibbs didn't
Speaker 1: have a whole lot of points in the game against Minnesota.
Speaker 1: Christian McCaffrey helped me take it home against Scott. It
Speaker 1: was It was a great season for the Bruce's Ballers,
Speaker 1: and championship was well deserved by this man who I
Speaker 1: drafted my team byganizations. Yes, thank you. I appreciate this ring.
Speaker 1: It's beautiful. It's gonna go you.
Speaker 2: Your wife for sending me the link for it.
Speaker 1: No, no, I know I told her to you because
Speaker 1: I okay, okay, okay, now it comes out. It wasn't
Speaker 1: Jada's it was your right, No, it was her idea yea, no,
Speaker 1: she was like, we should get one of them like, yeah,
Speaker 1: that's cool. I'd love to watch somebody else wear that,
Speaker 1: But now it's me. I don't have a speech prepared,
Speaker 1: but you know, you had. I uh, I like to
Speaker 1: thank those little bastards out there, you know, Christian McCaffrey
Speaker 1: mostly going out there doing the work, getting the touchdowns
Speaker 1: to beat Scott Wilson. It was a great victory for me. Yeah,
Speaker 1: I play a little bit, and I think this should
Speaker 1: be called the leg Championship moving forward. You know, Lombardi
Speaker 1: get to win two in a row to get your
Speaker 1: name on it. Well, whatever there was, there was two
Speaker 1: legs in the championship name, you know, so two legs,
Speaker 1: you know, Lieutenant Dan can't say that. John Griesel can't
Speaker 1: say that. A lot of people in the world that
Speaker 1: can't say two legs. But by hard work and my
Speaker 1: dedication paid off. I mean, and it's sparkly, it's it's
Speaker 1: very nice. Is that gold is gold? You spent a
Speaker 1: lot of money on this. No, it was a good season.
Speaker 1: I uh, my points and the points against though it
Speaker 1: always seemed like people always played their best game against
Speaker 1: me until they didn't.
Speaker 2: I had, Yeah, you you can't Jalen Hurst, who got
Speaker 2: his like who sucked balls?
Speaker 1: Then I had uh, oh did you lick them like
Speaker 1: a gob stopper? And then oh, that's a new sock.
Speaker 2: I'm not a gobstop And then I had Daniels who
Speaker 2: was hurt half the year, and then receiving corps fell apart,
Speaker 2: and Justin Jefferson and my receiving corps fucking fell apart.
Speaker 1: Yeah. Stuff when you have Max Brozmer.
Speaker 2: Out there, Yeah, this is gonna suck.
Speaker 1: No, but that was a good year. I can't wait
Speaker 1: for it this next year. It was. It was fun good.
Speaker 1: I'm glad. I'm glad next year. Uh to hope to repeat,
Speaker 1: hold to repeat?
Speaker 2: All right, well maybe name you know what.
Speaker 1: This is my third fantasy football championship in my twenty
Speaker 1: plus years winning or playing fantasy football. I am owed
Speaker 1: almost three hundred dollars by the guy I never got
Speaker 1: paid for my first fantasy football champions son of a
Speaker 1: And if the guy is out there listening, you owe
Speaker 1: me money, you son of a bitch. Oh good for you.
Speaker 2: All right, we can move on, all right, So we
Speaker 2: do our picks now our NFL be really sports. Yes,
Speaker 2: better edge picks, yes for these spread spread spread it on,
Speaker 2: Let me get let me get all these picks up.
Speaker 1: Get them up.
Speaker 2: So we have our picks that we have, key, you
Speaker 2: write them all down for me, because I'm gonna try
Speaker 2: to do all these because I have them on different
Speaker 2: spots in the in the phone. I don't care what
Speaker 2: spot you have them in. All right, let's get the
Speaker 2: music up for you. All right, So let's kind of
Speaker 2: go over the standings. So it's not just Beerbellley Group itself, it's.
Speaker 1: The whole entire radio network network.
Speaker 2: So here's the pickup standings. Dustin should probably be in
Speaker 2: the parlay. Yeah, six and oh. Last week in Bruce
Speaker 2: and Me and Vince five and one fighting for the
Speaker 2: second place.
Speaker 1: Which one did you get wrong? I don't remember the
Speaker 1: I got the Carolina because I picked the Rams, but
Speaker 1: they were ten and a half underdogs.
Speaker 2: Thanks Clay. Matt does not know how to write them
Speaker 2: down for him. Yeah, well I'm reading stuff and whatnot. Anyways,
Speaker 2: and fighting for third place is justin TJ and Travis.
Speaker 2: They are are they are four and two so far
Speaker 2: in this uh postseason. And then in last place is
Speaker 2: Scott and Sam at two and four, So that sucks.
Speaker 1: But anything can change. Anything can change Uh.
Speaker 2: The Super Bowl picks the Jaguar. The Jaguars are out,
Speaker 2: Sam picked them, and the Eagles are out and TJ
Speaker 2: picked them tough.
Speaker 1: Look, but but our Super Bowl picks are still going good. Uh.
Speaker 2: Travis has the seed Chickens and the.
Speaker 1: Mayor Prince George George, Prince George, Sorry, George, Prince, My bad.
Speaker 1: I was like, is that the nickname that you Is
Speaker 1: this another one of those names where you got the.
Speaker 2: Oh, you know, I'm so happy you weren't here last
Speaker 2: week because you were gonna tell that to Charlie. Oh,
Speaker 2: I would have I know you would have.
Speaker 1: Uh.
Speaker 2: And then our picks for the Super Bowl for be
Speaker 2: really sports is Dustin has a sea chicken as well. Bruce,
Speaker 2: you have the Rams, Scott has the Buffalo Wings, and
Speaker 2: I have the many ponies like the Broncos. Vince has
Speaker 2: the Sea chickens, and the Uh Justin Extrom has the
Speaker 2: Rahums of All right, let's get to our picks first game.
Speaker 1: Do you have everybody else's I have pretty.
Speaker 2: Much everybody else's I've I have to flip back and
Speaker 2: forth and you can't really write them down at the
Speaker 2: same time.
Speaker 1: Hold on, I am on the text message change as well.
Speaker 2: Okay, well I have everybody else like Travis's and Sam's
Speaker 2: and Fence's ingestins. First game is gonna be the Buffalo
Speaker 2: Bills of versus the Denver Broncos on Saturday. This is
Speaker 2: a very good game Saturday afternoon on CBS. To be honest,
Speaker 2: I don't know who I even picked because this whole
Speaker 2: guy then far out fuck but I have to go
Speaker 2: scroll all the way up. This is what happens when
Speaker 2: we pick alight as I see it. So yeah, the
Speaker 2: Denver Broncos versus the Bills. This is gonna be a
Speaker 2: one and a half point favorite for the Denver Broncos.
Speaker 2: This is gonna be at home for the Bronco as
Speaker 2: well too. I'm gonna go with Denver on this one
Speaker 2: against you the Bills. They're one and a half point favorite.
Speaker 1: I don't have Scott's in you.
Speaker 2: Scott is farther down, but you go ahead and read his.
Speaker 2: I'll read I'll read Scott's. That's why I want to
Speaker 2: do it all together. Scott's going with Buffalo as well too.
Speaker 2: That's a super Bowl pick by the way too, And
Speaker 2: same thing with my Broncos.
Speaker 1: Dustin is also picking Buffalo. Let me find Oops, TJ's.
Speaker 2: TJ's going with the Bills in this one.
Speaker 1: I gotta find Vince.
Speaker 2: Text a lot of people today, oops, fat hands. Vince
Speaker 2: is going with Denver. And then Justin is gonna go
Speaker 2: with the Bills. M not for super Bowl? Pick Dustin?
Speaker 1: All right? Oh here, I got Scott's.
Speaker 2: I have found Scott's too.
Speaker 1: I got it, so you can just read the other ones.
Speaker 2: Okay, Uh, for Justin in the next game, which is
Speaker 2: gonna be the the have all everybody else's. No, I
Speaker 2: don't have Travis. I gonna do Travison.
Speaker 1: I have Scott's, Dustin's, and mine. You have Vince's. No,
Speaker 1: it's not in our chext message tone.
Speaker 2: Oh I told it to you, but you were listening
Speaker 2: to Denver. They got Denver?
Speaker 1: Yeah, I have, I have, I haven't. Whatever you've told me,
Speaker 1: I've written down for Vince, Yes, Denver.
Speaker 2: Okay, Justin is Buffalo correct?
Speaker 1: TJ is the Bills correct. I have the list of
Speaker 1: Dustin and Scott's now, so.
Speaker 2: Okay, I got you, all right? And then uh, Travis
Speaker 2: is gonna go with the Bills. Sam is gonna go
Speaker 2: with the Broncos. Okay, that's it for game one. Now
Speaker 2: to the next game. The forty nine Ers take it
Speaker 2: on the the Seed Chickens. The Seahawks are fair by seven.
Speaker 2: Oh yes, yeah, I said my min mine was Denver.
Speaker 1: I'm picking I'm picking Buffalo, Buffalo, Okay, I can't root
Speaker 1: for bothole Wise, I'm going with Denver. Okay.
Speaker 2: Next next game, forty nine Ers taking on these Seed Chickens.
Speaker 2: Seattle is fair by seven and a half points. Now,
Speaker 2: this defense for the Seattle Seattle Sea Chickens is actually pretty.
Speaker 1: Good, like really really good. Is Sam Darnold the way
Speaker 1: that we think he got an obleaque injury? Defense is
Speaker 1: really good. Running game is good.
Speaker 4: No.
Speaker 1: No, they lose from thirteen to three in the season
Speaker 1: finality to get the number one seed.
Speaker 2: I think so. I think they rest a lot of
Speaker 2: players too.
Speaker 1: No, no, it was the game for the number one seed.
Speaker 2: Oh then I'm not quite sure you are incorrect. I
Speaker 2: just said, note, Matt, that spread game you had wrong.
Speaker 2: Bruce asked, I don't remember.
Speaker 1: Oh, I was asking, like, because I got Carolina wrong.
Speaker 1: It's mine.
Speaker 2: Oh okay, I got you. I thought you're talking about.
Speaker 1: It, But you probably had Carol. You probably picked the
Speaker 1: Rams too, and then Carolina was your one wrong.
Speaker 2: Oh that's probably what Okay, okay, okay, that makes sense?
Speaker 2: All right? Uh so that's that, Uh Travis, Travis is
Speaker 2: gonna go with the Seahawks. Sam is gonna go with
Speaker 2: the Seahawks as well. Vince is gonna go with Seattle.
Speaker 1: What's Justin doing? I gotta look him up now, all right,
Speaker 1: then i'll fill in between. Dustin is picking Seattle and
Speaker 1: so is Scott picking Seattle? All right? Uh, Justin is
Speaker 1: gonna go with the Niners against the grain on that one.
Speaker 2: And I believe that I don't know what I have.
Speaker 2: I think it was. I feel like I said, God,
Speaker 2: damn this, So I don't like doing it like this. Oh,
Speaker 2: TJ had forty nine ers as well.
Speaker 1: You can just pick right now and then I can
Speaker 1: just put it on there.
Speaker 2: Well, no, because I picked earlier. I don't get fucking
Speaker 2: y out that at Seattle.
Speaker 1: You at Seattle, yep. So because anytime I pick, it's
Speaker 1: a loser. So because my buddy lives out in Seattle,
Speaker 1: I'm gonna pick the forty nine ers. Ooh, not what
Speaker 1: I thought you were gonna do, just to help him
Speaker 1: move forward. Because I normally just pick losers. Obviously, my
Speaker 1: under five hundred record proves that in this season. And
Speaker 1: that's it. That's the second game is done. Yep.
Speaker 2: Now to Sunday two o'clock game. The Texans are taking
Speaker 2: on the Patriots. The Patriots are fair by three and
Speaker 2: a half points.
Speaker 1: I'll start off. I know a couple of them. Scott
Speaker 1: picked New England, okay, and Dustin also picked New England. Okay,
Speaker 1: I picked New England as well. Were they facing again?
Speaker 2: They're facing the Houston Texans. Houston they scathed away from
Speaker 2: they got, barely got. They barely won last week against
Speaker 2: Niner No Steelers. No, they kind of kicked out of them.
Speaker 2: But they could have done a hell of a lot better.
Speaker 1: There was a couple of turnovers in the four Stroud.
Speaker 2: Fucking dropped the ball. How many times their quarterback he
Speaker 2: fumbled the ball like five or six times? He was
Speaker 2: like Kirk Cousins out there. The defense saved their ass.
Speaker 2: Vince is gonna go with New England. Watch that fucking game.
Speaker 1: I was pissed. What are we doing?
Speaker 3: All right?
Speaker 1: We need Sam, Justin, Travis and t J.
Speaker 2: Justin's going on with the Patriots. Travis and Sam's oops,
Speaker 2: oh we have yep. Uh, Travis is gonna go with
Speaker 2: the Texans, and Sam's gonna go with the Patriots. Any
Speaker 2: t J still Yep, he's gonna go with the Patriots
Speaker 2: as well.
Speaker 1: I am the last one here to pick. I like
Speaker 1: the Neil Hunter, I like Will Anderson, I like that defense.
Speaker 1: Derek Stingley Junior Drake me.
Speaker 3: I just.
Speaker 1: I kind of minced all those names together because I'm
Speaker 1: just thinking about it in my head. I'm gonna pick Houston.
Speaker 2: Houston, all right.
Speaker 1: I like the defensive front, younger quarterback Stroud gets it together.
Speaker 1: I don't know if Nico Collins is heard or not, but.
Speaker 2: All right, next game, the La Rams taking on the
Speaker 2: Chicago Bear in Chicago Posts the Snow as well too.
Speaker 2: Rams three and a half point favorite. Uh, TJ is
Speaker 2: gonna go with the Bars, trying to pull out Travis.
Speaker 1: Scott is also a Scott is gonna go with the Rams,
Speaker 1: and Dustin is gonna go with the Rams.
Speaker 2: Travis and Sam are both gonna go with the Rams.
Speaker 2: Travis and who Sam Sam are going with the Rams.
Speaker 2: Vince is going with this Chicago Bears.
Speaker 1: Shocking, and let's see, Justin you need I think, yep,
Speaker 1: I am. I'm gonna choose the Rams because that's my
Speaker 1: Super Bowl pick.
Speaker 2: Makes sense? Uh, Justin also picked the Rams, and the
Speaker 2: pick that I'm making, I wanna go with the Bears.
Speaker 2: I just see an upset. I don't really see. It's
Speaker 2: gonna be really cold in Chicago. Matthew Stafford's being beat up.
Speaker 2: He got sat quite a few times. And Pooka I
Speaker 2: think he got injured or was it Pooka or someone
Speaker 2: else one of the receiving corps got injured?
Speaker 1: Uh, Pooka, I don't know. He he dropped a few balls.
Speaker 1: But Matthew Stafford is one and nine and under whatever temperature.
Speaker 1: But I'm gonna gotta stick with my pick. And and
Speaker 1: Ben Johnson being a little bitch on the handshake. Come on, man,
Speaker 1: he won the game when he beat the floor.
Speaker 2: He just walked up.
Speaker 1: He didn't even look at him. He shook his hand
Speaker 1: and walked off. And there might be something more excited.
Speaker 4: No, he was.
Speaker 1: He just a little bitch. I don't know. Wow Johnson's
Speaker 1: Caleb Williams is you know, he's a good quarterback. We'll
Speaker 1: find out. We'll find out a lot about these young guys.
Speaker 1: Though you know Williams. May you know, so we'll figure
Speaker 1: it out. So what I'll give you right now we
Speaker 1: have in the first game, we have Dustin with Buffalo,
Speaker 1: Scott with Buffalo, TJ with Buffalo, Vince with Denver, Justin
Speaker 1: with Buffalo, Travis with Buffalo, Sam with Denver, I'm with Buffalo,
Speaker 1: and Matt is with butthole eyes in Denver, starting off
Speaker 1: in opposite Sam with Seattle, I am, Bruce with the
Speaker 1: forty nine ers, Matt's with Seattle, Vince with Seattle, Justin
Speaker 1: with the forty nine ers, Travis with Seattle, and Dustin
Speaker 1: with Seattle, Scott with Seattle, and TJ with the forty
Speaker 1: nine ers, and then Dustin with New England, Scott with
Speaker 1: New England, TJ with New England, Vince with New England,
Speaker 1: Justin with New England, Travis with Houston, Sam with New England,
Speaker 1: Bruce with Houston, and Matt with New England, Matt with
Speaker 1: the Bears, Bruce with the Rams, Sam with the Rams,
Speaker 1: Travis with the Rams, Justin with the Rams, Vince Abby Bears,
Speaker 1: TJ with the Bears, Scott with the Rams, and Dustin
Speaker 1: with the Rams. That wraps up Our professional professional has anybody.
Speaker 1: Do we talk about the college football championship yet?
Speaker 2: No, we're going to do that, probably not on air.
Speaker 2: This is probably separate since all of the guys are
Speaker 2: not here and I can't. I don't want to pull
Speaker 2: the picks, but we'll do it. Do you want to
Speaker 2: just quickly look at it?
Speaker 1: I already know mine.
Speaker 2: Okay, you're going to Miami, obviously.
Speaker 1: I mean, Indiana's going a fucking boat racing. But I
Speaker 1: gotta go with my boys. Carson Beck doesn't look like
Speaker 1: a very great quarterback. He'll be a backup quarterback I
Speaker 1: think in the NFL. Okay, but the Miami defensive line
Speaker 1: with Messidora Baine van Baine, Ruben Bain Junior. Yep, that's
Speaker 1: exactly here. Hold on, do that again. Talk like him
Speaker 1: a little bit more.
Speaker 2: I don't know, like Sean Connery mix.
Speaker 1: Bro. I would like you to talk like Babe and
Speaker 1: the rest of the podcast. No, come on, all right, no, no, no, no, no, no,
Speaker 1: no no, no.
Speaker 2: I have Oh fuck, you have a game, don't you?
Speaker 1: Oh yes, sir, I do. Oh hell yeah, I'm gonna
Speaker 1: give you a series of names.
Speaker 2: Hold On, I got my sound board.
Speaker 1: Hold on, stay with me, and you got to figure
Speaker 1: out what these names are leading to. And this one's
Speaker 1: just names. I'm not going to be like you know,
Speaker 1: and then like there, this is just a series of names.
Speaker 1: Becky Hammond, Becky Okay, Trey Pimpkins, Nate Walters, Jason Cooble,
Speaker 1: Riley Reef, Matt.
Speaker 2: All born in South Dakota. That is craph Hell yeah, Nate,
Speaker 2: Nate Walters kind of gave it away.
Speaker 1: That's wife the last the last couple would have definitely
Speaker 1: for sure.
Speaker 2: Uh, Nate Walters he played at St. S U for
Speaker 2: the jack Rabbits and he is now a pharmacist, but
Speaker 2: he did play for the Lions for a little bit
Speaker 2: as well. Cooble is from Belfouch in South Dakota, out
Speaker 2: the hills, and.
Speaker 1: One of the to me, damn it, what neicro Collins
Speaker 1: is out doesn't change everything, Okay, damn it.
Speaker 2: That's who it was, all right. So yeah, and there's
Speaker 2: and then you said a whole bunch of other Riley
Speaker 2: Reef is from south part of near Sioux Falls.
Speaker 1: They're all born in South Dakota.
Speaker 2: I know, I was trying to tell you whereverybody's from.
Speaker 1: The Oh okay, oh I got you. Okay, next one.
Speaker 1: That's that's all I had. Yeah, I only I only
Speaker 1: had the one unless you want, Unless you want this
Speaker 1: eight habits that completely unfucked my life, and then all right,
Speaker 1: what do you want a music for this? I don't
Speaker 1: give a ship. This is the end of the show.
Speaker 2: Though.
Speaker 1: Number one learn to say no. This is a skill,
Speaker 1: not a personality trait. Number two get addicted to learning. Okay,
Speaker 1: calm down, added learning. Number three spend time in nature.
Speaker 2: Sorry mhm.
Speaker 1: Number four sleep eight hours? Who the fuck sleeps?
Speaker 2: Sleep like I slept like four hours last night?
Speaker 1: Yeah's stop beating on that thing. You do it like that?
Speaker 2: Do you know?
Speaker 1: You said you do like a drum and you have
Speaker 1: like something dripping off your mustache beer allegedly. You know what?
Speaker 1: Number five says, Get a morning routine, Matt, You have
Speaker 1: a morning routine. Make coffee. That's it. That's your routine.
Speaker 1: Ilet dogs out. See there, you get a routine. Make
Speaker 1: my bed.
Speaker 2: I have to make my bed.
Speaker 1: Do you make your bed? No, ship, I would have
Speaker 1: I would have lost a house payment on that. I
Speaker 1: would have guessed you don't. I don't make my bed.
Speaker 1: You make your bed every day? Wow?
Speaker 6: Hey, thanks to therapy, there you go right daily. You're
Speaker 6: writing right now, but that's not daily. In his chicken scratch,
Speaker 6: number seven, embrace solitude. No you don't like being alone.
Speaker 1: No, everybody knows this whole town not loneliness, solitude, time
Speaker 1: alone with your thoughts, no distractions, Chad said.
Speaker 2: The Crabs enjoyed the drum beat.
Speaker 1: There it is, dude, that's the show title right there.
Speaker 1: Thanks Chad.
Speaker 2: Good job, Chad.
Speaker 1: And by the way, number eight and the final one,
Speaker 1: treat your body like an avatar. You only get one
Speaker 1: eat real food, drink water, move daily. I'm failing at
Speaker 1: this whole fucking list.
Speaker 2: No, you're tired too, I get it. I love that.
Speaker 2: Good job, Chad.
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Speaker 3: In there?
Speaker 1: Any comments? What do we learned today?
Speaker 3: Uh?
Speaker 1: I learned you lick gob stoppers. Yep, that's a fun one.
Speaker 1: Most people like you know that's the ever lactic gobstopper.
Speaker 1: You uh you know you're not looking at like the
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Speaker 1: Who a three? Yeah, I did it pretty well, did you?
Speaker 1: Jj mcarthy over They're self proclaiming you did it well.
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Speaker 1: What's what's the weather now? I don't do the way
Speaker 1: right now because we're running out of time. Are we
Speaker 1: You have two hours by the way, are we?
Speaker 2: Yeah?
Speaker 1: Uh so yeah we're at two hours?
Speaker 3: Yeah.
Speaker 2: What I learned today is. This show is a hell
Speaker 2: of a lot better when all four of us are here.
Speaker 2: But Bruce, I'm so glad you're back because now we
Speaker 2: have a comedy routine. It's here.
Speaker 1: I'll try work back when work settles down. Fuck it, no,
Speaker 1: I have to be there. Ah okay, yeah, everybody you
Speaker 1: know needs a little Bruce leg in their life. Did
Speaker 1: Jaya say that, No, she probably wants the opposite too much.
Speaker 2: All right, Well, thank you to the writers, producers, on site,
Speaker 2: engineer zones. All of us in the words, are red green,
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Speaker 1: Hey bye.