Speaker 1: Well here, Oh my goodness, what an adorable cabin. I
can't wait to toast marshmallows.
Speaker 2: And I know you're excited. I know it's your big
day out, but try to keep it together for a sec.
Speaker 1: Will you shut it? L Just because you're the grump
of the group doesn't mean that I have to tone
down my excitement. Oh then, look how cute Jess's parents
decorated it. Whoa who whoo whoah?
Speaker 2: Wait, bro, what are you doing here?
Speaker 1: Oh my goodness. Jess said it was just a girl's weekend.
She didn't mention anything about her brother joining us.
Speaker 2: What do you mean there's no heat in this fancy
pants cabin? No heat, no way.
Speaker 1: It It is a bit chilly in here.
Speaker 2: Well yeah, but I figured it was because no one
else arrived yet. Where's Jess?
Speaker 1: Oh goodness, I better call her and make sure she's
safe out there on the roads.
Speaker 2: Clear no offense, but I'm pretty sure calling her is
not gonna help her while she's driving through a literal snowstorm.
Speaker 1: I guess you're right.
Speaker 2: So you still didn't explain why you're here. Are you
fixing the heat or.
Speaker 1: He's clearly trying to But you haven't let him get
a word in edgewise.
Speaker 2: Ugh, whatever, Okay, So what's the deal?
Speaker 1: Three hours? Does that mean he's like broken broken?
Speaker 2: Obviously? But what about that big fireplace.
Speaker 1: That's not enough to warm the whole cabin.
Speaker 2: Between the fireplace and our body heat and my world's
famous hot cocoa, I think we should be plenty warm,
but that fire needs to get started. Stat Can you
handle that, dude?
Speaker 1: Our body heat. You're not implying that we're gonna like
cuddle or anything, are you? Oh? What's wrong? Claire?
Speaker 2: Scared the Jess's brother is gonna give us cooties.
Speaker 1: I actually was talking about me and you cuddling. I
wasn't even talking about him.
Speaker 2: Beggars can't be choosers. If you're cold enough, you'll get
over it. Plus he's kind of cute. Oh, pretty fire,
don't mind her. She doesn't get out much.
Speaker 1: Hey, yeah, I do. I go to the post office
and stuff.
Speaker 2: I'm sure you do. Anyway, that really is a killer
fire you got there.
Speaker 1: It's so warm on my face. I just want to
soak it all in.
Speaker 2: All right, it's cuddle puddle time.
Speaker 1: Excuse me, what in the world is a cuddle puddle.
Speaker 2: Well, it's when me, you and him cuddle. We need
to share our body heat while the fire heats up
the cabin.
Speaker 1: Well, you don't have to make it sound so so inappropriate, Claire,
I am begging you to act normal for five minutes
of your life. I will not be cuddling either of you.
Speaker 2: Okay, then don't Why don't you go to the kitchen
and boil some hot water for the cocoa.
Speaker 1: Fine, but you better not get up to any funny business.
Speaker 2: Sh We'll be just fine. So how about handsome? You
want to cuddle with your older sister's cute goth bestie.
Oh I really had to twist your arm. Huh, come here,
cuddle up on the couch. I need your body heat.
There we go.
Speaker 1: Oh you're so warm.
Speaker 2: No, I did not squeak. Shut up, that's so nice. Wait,
I'm just realizing. No, have we not seen each other
since graduation? Oh my god, that feels like a lifetime ago.
And when did you get so cute? Dude? Of course
I'm being serious, you're like totally handsome. I almost didn't
recognize you. No, no, no, no, not like that. No,
I just I just mean you grew up a lot,
that's all. It really is quite cold. Not to make
it weird, but could you could you like hug me
a little bit? I'm honestly pretty cold. M Yeah, that's
so much better. Oh my god, it really does make
a difference.
Speaker 1: Oh, I didn't mean to walk in on your special moment.
I'll go back in the kitchen.
Speaker 2: We're literally just cuddling. Don't make it weird. And besides,
I want some of that warm cocoa gimme. I added
a little bit of peppermint too, and I made a
mug for each of you. Oh my god, Claire, you're
too sweet. Too bad you won't let us cuddle you.
Speaker 1: Oh do you do anything other than embarrass me?
Speaker 2: Yes, I drink this delicious hot cocoa. You know what, Claire,
you might rival me for best cocoa because this is
absolutely delicious.
Speaker 1: Oh my god.
Speaker 2: Really yeah, you're unnatural.
Speaker 1: Oh my god, thank you. I don't know why I'm blushing.
Speaker 2: You're adorable. That's why. Now come cuddle with us. Dude,
don't you agree we need her to make this cuddle
puddle session complete.
Speaker 1: I don't know.
Speaker 2: See he wants you to join too.
Speaker 1: Well. I guess I could just sit near you on
the couch. Not necessarily cuddling, though.
Speaker 2: Now that is the spirit. We just want to keep
you warm, Claire. It doesn't have to be anything weird.
Speaker 1: Thanks, I'm sorry that I'm always so shy. I just
I've never really been cuddled.
Speaker 2: Oh my god, you're joking right.
Speaker 1: Well?
Speaker 2: Oh no, no, no, no, no, no, no, that simply
will not do.
Speaker 1: No. I mean it's totally fine. I don't even care.
It's not like I want to cuddle or anything or
feel warm in this big, freezing hell. Sorry, no, absolutely not.
Speaker 2: I've heard enough. It is time for you to feel
the joy of premium cuddles. Claire.
Speaker 1: Well, but I don't want to impose. You look so
warm and cozy, and what if I ruin it?
Speaker 2: That's the best part. You cannot ruin cuddles. The more
the merrier, come on, h I don't know, Claire, look
at us. We want you to join, right dude?
Speaker 1: But but does he tell her?
Speaker 2: Tell her? See, we both want your cuddles.
Speaker 1: Oh okay, I guess how do I do it? Where
do I go?
Speaker 2: We're gonna sandwich him in the middle so that we
can share his body heat. He's the warmest of all
of us by far sandwich? What does that even mean?
Come here, okay, dude, moving closer to me that way,
she could just hop on the other side of you. Now,
Claire cud Ale up real close to him.
Speaker 1: Oh oh wow.
Speaker 2: And it gets even better. Let me drape this big
blanket all over us.
Speaker 1: Okay, I guess this actually.
Speaker 2: Is nice and most importantly, this is the best way
for us to stay warm.
Speaker 1: You might be onto something else, even if you are
a little demanding.
Speaker 2: I would never steer you wrong. And how about you
you're doing okay, dude?
Speaker 1: I I don't think I've ever seen him smile so big.
Speaker 2: Well, yeah, he is sandwich between two cute girls.
Speaker 1: After all. Well maybe you're cute.
Speaker 2: But I no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no,
none of that nonsense here, Claire, you are beautiful.
Speaker 1: Shut up. You don't need to try to make me
feel better by lying. You must think I'm stupid.
Speaker 2: I think we've established that I am not nice enough
to lie. But if you don't believe me, then one
don't you ask him?
Speaker 1: It's it's too embarrassing.
Speaker 2: Fine, I'll do it. Do you think Claire is pretty?
Speaker 1: Shut up? You guys don't have to lie I can
handle the truth.
Speaker 2: I mean, would he really want you to cuddle him
if you weren't cute?
Speaker 1: Well, I guess that kind of makes sense.
Speaker 2: I think it might help if you shift over and
hug Claire. I don't mind being the big spoon for
a bit.
Speaker 1: No, you don't have to worry about Wow, that's kind
of nice. You're so warm. Hmmm.
Speaker 2: Claire, with all due respect, I think you are your
biggest enemy because we both think you're cute and pretty
and nice and very cuddle able.
Speaker 1: Do you do you really mean it? Yes? Wait? What
you don't think that you're cute either? Huh?
Speaker 2: Dude? You're literally sandwiched between us. I mean the body
is nice and all. But like.
Speaker 1: I, I think that you're one of the cutest guys
that I have ever seen. But don't tell Jess I
said that, please.
Speaker 2: I agree with Claire, But you already know that.
Speaker 1: How does he know that?
Speaker 2: When you were in the kitchen, I told him I
think he's really handsome.
Speaker 1: Oh is that why you looked all lovey dovey when
I got back out here?
Speaker 2: Claire, you think everything is lovey dovey. I can tell
him he's attractive without trying to jump his bones.
Speaker 1: I guess that's true. I just didn't want to be
the third wheel or anything.
Speaker 2: Well, right now, you're the one wrapped up in his arms,
right he yes, And that doesn't make me a third
wheel either. We're just cuddling, after all.
Speaker 1: I do feel bad for hogging all of his warmth, though,
maybe he should wrap his arms around you for a
bit now.
Speaker 2: I mean, it is freezing. I would not mind some
close up, premium cuddles right now. Oh that's actually so nice.
Speaker 1: Dude.
Speaker 2: You are the warmest person I've ever met. How in
the world do you trap so much heat?
Speaker 1: I know, right, he's like a freaking furnace.
Speaker 2: Speaking of furnaces, do you have any idea when the
actual repair guy we'll get here two hours.
Speaker 1: That's kind of a long time. I guess we'll just
have to keep cuddling.
Speaker 2: Not that I mind. Sometimes a good cuddling session really
is just what the doctor ordered.
Speaker 1: Elle.
Speaker 2: Yeah, Claire, do you.
Speaker 1: Think I could be your little spoon while he wraps
his arms around you?
Speaker 2: Look at you finally asking for what you want? Of course,
come here?
Speaker 1: This is so nice? Is this what you meant by cuddle? Puddle? Exactly? Warm?
Speaker 2: Cozy, cuddly goodness between all of us.
Speaker 1: This is really really cozy.
Speaker 2: It is his body, He is keeping me warm enough
to keep you warm, and that fire is still going strong.
It's pretty peak.
Speaker 1: I think we may have discovered the most perfect cuddle
position with this one.
Speaker 2: You know what, Claire, I think that you're right.