Speaker 1: Okay, here we go, Here we go, here we go.
Speaker 1: Good morning. This is Ed McMahon and now ladies and gentlemen.
Speaker 2: He.
Speaker 3: Rid Ryan.
Speaker 1: Yes, wakey, wakey, hands off those cup kake, keep it on,
Speaker 1: keep it on.
Speaker 4: It's cold, it's cold out there. Good morning everybody, Rob
Speaker 4: Ryan show check it in. Pre Beer Friday, Happy Valentine's Day.
Speaker 1: It's a fun day because it's the Mile of Meat.
Speaker 1: I've got Alex in studio with me for now. He's
Speaker 1: going to be taking off and he's going to be
Speaker 1: hitting the Miracle Mile.
Speaker 4: Twenty dudes lined up on wesheim Er inbound near Gessner,
Speaker 4: So he'll be.
Speaker 1: Out there with all the dudes. And you know what
Speaker 1: we're gonna do today on the show. Now, we're gonna
Speaker 1: still home room will kind of be.
Speaker 4: Normal, fresh fish. We're looking for a couple of brand
Speaker 4: new players because we had a Hall of Fame situation yesterday.
Speaker 4: Fun facts, funds, back, flashback, all that good stuff.
Speaker 1: I'll try to sprinkle in some tickets today on the show.
Speaker 4: We will do one thousand dollars alternative income today at
Speaker 4: nine ten, and I've got to leave you with some
Speaker 4: Marty Groun Galveston opportunities to ride with me on the
Speaker 4: float and do all of that good stuff.
Speaker 1: Now we got Cloudey's guys. Today, I have sixty one.
Speaker 1: There's only a thirty percent chance of rain, So Alex should.
Speaker 5: Be good out there, that be.
Speaker 1: And I'll tell you what, For the first time in
Speaker 1: thirteen years, it's been thirteen years.
Speaker 6: I've feel like I literally just here yesterday.
Speaker 1: This is so like common.
Speaker 5: It's not very skiddy anymore.
Speaker 1: What do we call it?
Speaker 4: It is Teresa with Houston's headlines.
Speaker 1: What you got? Okay.
Speaker 6: In a big move to downsize the federal workforce, the
Speaker 6: Trump administration started widespread layouts targeting probationary employees across multiple agencies.
Speaker 6: Now this could number in the hundreds of thousands. This
Speaker 6: is all part of a broader strategy led by the
Speaker 6: Department of Government Efficiency to streamline federal operations.
Speaker 7: One story, downs are so good.
Speaker 1: Down woo ah, it's so weird.
Speaker 5: It's weird.
Speaker 1: Okay.
Speaker 6: Let's talk about Americans and their credit card debt. I
Speaker 6: am in it, so I feel like I'm talking about
Speaker 6: myself right now. It's at a record high. Americans are
Speaker 6: using their credit cards to pay for everything. This means
Speaker 6: like one point twenty one trillion dollars.
Speaker 1: In credit card debt. The increase.
Speaker 6: Of course, you know, food has been expensive, everything's breathing
Speaker 6: air is expensive. Overall household debt is expensive. This is
Speaker 6: totally eighteen trillion dollars. So the point of really this
Speaker 6: is if you're in major credit card debt, you are
Speaker 6: not alone.
Speaker 7: Misery loves company, and I'm.
Speaker 1: Here to tell you this is music to my ears today.
Speaker 1: So let's talk about the recipe for the perfect nap.
Speaker 6: Okay, there was a study done and I'm gonna be
Speaker 6: taking advantage of this later today, since you made me
Speaker 6: get here at four thirty in the morning. It's all
Speaker 6: about nap o'clock. So that's the ideal time for you
Speaker 6: to snooze. It's gonna be at one forty two pm.
Speaker 6: Everybody write that down. The perfect nap should also last
Speaker 6: fifty one minutes, so you're gonna have to wake up
Speaker 6: at two thirty three pm.
Speaker 1: I have mapped it out for you.
Speaker 4: You're welcome work. I don't know if you know. We
Speaker 4: have a sleep expert on the show. His name is Chile,
Speaker 4: and he knows everything about napping.
Speaker 1: We're about hibernation egg.
Speaker 7: Like a daily Hibernation he does.
Speaker 6: Okay, let's talk about Saturday Night Live.
Speaker 5: I'm kind of geeked out about this.
Speaker 6: You guys have probably talked about it with the fiftieth anniversary,
Speaker 6: so this weekend will be like all the festivities. Now,
Speaker 6: Saturday Night, they're gonna air the very first episode from
Speaker 6: nineteen seventy five, which I've never seen in its entirety,
Speaker 6: so I'm very excited for that.
Speaker 5: That'll be at ten thirty Saturday Night.
Speaker 6: Then the big fiftieth anniversary three hour special airs Sunday
Speaker 6: NBC and Peacock. You're gonna have everybody like Samberg to
Speaker 6: Adam Sandler, Chevy Chase, Chris Rock, Eddie Murphy's coming back,
Speaker 6: will Jane Curtin, like the whole crew. So that's gonna
Speaker 6: be something to watch this weekend for sure. Now, my
Speaker 6: Chemical Romance fans, I've sworn by this. They are the
Speaker 6: smartest people on the internet. Okay, they have currently predicted
Speaker 6: and we're correct.
Speaker 1: There is a post and a tease.
Speaker 6: For my Chemical Romance today on Valentine's Day. We don't
Speaker 6: know what it is still as of five minutes ago
Speaker 6: I checked, they have not posted it yet, but all
Speaker 6: it says is way an arrow, so looks like a
Speaker 6: little duet thing.
Speaker 1: Maybe today we'll get it.
Speaker 6: Hopefully by later I'll have the info. That's not the skinny.
Speaker 6: What do I say, Houston's headlines.
Speaker 5: That's Houston's headlines. All you've got to do is sports.
Speaker 8: That I felt weird coming in, as I felt I
Speaker 8: was running behind the whole time.
Speaker 1: What he got in first.
Speaker 8: Rockets fell the Warriors last night one oh five to
Speaker 8: ninety eight. They now headed into the All Star Break
Speaker 8: with a thirty four to twenty one record. They're currently
Speaker 8: fourth in the Western Conference. NBA All Star Game is
Speaker 8: going to be on Sunday. They broke up the All
Speaker 8: Stars into four teams and they're gonna play three games
Speaker 8: to determine a champion. In that one, alperhinching Gun is
Speaker 8: the only Rockets player in this All Star Game. He'll
Speaker 8: play on Charles Barkley's Global Stars team. The All Star
Speaker 8: Games start at seven thirty Sunday night, and you can
Speaker 8: watch it on T and T. In hockey, Team USA
Speaker 8: opened up the Four Nations tournament with a win last night.
Speaker 8: They blew out Finland six to one. They've got a
Speaker 8: day off before facing Canada tomorrow night.
Speaker 1: I know you're torn in that one rod.
Speaker 8: I'm not Knadi showed me a birth certificate and then
Speaker 8: I'll believe it.
Speaker 5: It starts at seven o'clock.
Speaker 8: You can watch it on ABC suck at Canada and
Speaker 8: then don't think I forgot the biggest race of the
Speaker 8: year is going down on Sunday. You guys know I'm
Speaker 8: a big race head. Trace Brisco is starting at the
Speaker 8: pole position for the dayton to five hundred.
Speaker 5: I'm more of an Austin Syndric guy.
Speaker 1: You know that.
Speaker 8: You know that I'm always talking about Austin Sindric is
Speaker 8: my favorite race.
Speaker 2: Here.
Speaker 1: You've never sounded more that you don't know what you're
Speaker 1: talking about.
Speaker 8: Exactly what I'm talking about. Race starts at one point thirty.
Speaker 8: You can watch it on Fox that what's going on
Speaker 8: in sports? All right?
Speaker 1: Here we go?
Speaker 7: All right, how you feeling?
Speaker 5: I feel great.
Speaker 7: It's weird.
Speaker 5: It's very strange.
Speaker 1: I don't know.
Speaker 6: I feel like I literally feel like I have I've
Speaker 6: it was just here yesterday.
Speaker 1: And it's rinse repeat.
Speaker 4: It's like a sitcom, like you're having like a flashback
Speaker 4: scene or something in a show. Oh, they never really
Speaker 4: did or the twin sisters here. Haha, I didn't tell
Speaker 4: you I had a twin.
Speaker 6: No, this is weird, but it's great. I feel I
Speaker 6: have now had all. I've made a joke, I've had
Speaker 6: all the sports people.
Speaker 1: Paul, you say that, you know what I mean. All right,
Speaker 1: there we go four hours of pay starts right now.
Speaker 1: We're gonna fill you in on everything going on with
Speaker 1: the mile of me.
Speaker 4: But we do need to take that first phone call,
Speaker 4: So open up these phone lines because the first phone
Speaker 4: call is gonna be our first beer winner. Thank you,
Speaker 4: Specs for the beers. Free beer Friday seven one three,
Speaker 4: two one two five nine four five.
Speaker 1: Oh, here we go.
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Speaker 1: Good morning, rob Ryan Show, Good morning. Hello. Who's this Robin?
Speaker 1: Call her number ten? Congratulations?
Speaker 2: Thank you?
Speaker 1: Would you say good morning to Wain's so hard? I
Speaker 1: was gonna say when.
Speaker 5: You were go ahead be on the board.
Speaker 4: Oh you were trying to get on the beer board
Speaker 4: for the car back the love streets, the one hundred
Speaker 4: bottle of love Street on the wall.
Speaker 1: You didn't You didn't make it into that anyways.
Speaker 3: No, I tried.
Speaker 1: I tried. I committed pictures and well this is where
Speaker 1: I Chilli today.
Speaker 5: Anyway, Chili didn't put.
Speaker 1: You on there.
Speaker 4: I blame it on him, but he got you through today.
Speaker 4: Would you say good morning to my friend Teresa Plase?
Speaker 1: Good morning, good morning?
Speaker 2: How are you welcome back?
Speaker 6: I remember you from thirteen years ago? What's funny is
Speaker 6: somebody yesterday on social media said, oh man, it's gonna
Speaker 6: be like my high school years all over again.
Speaker 1: And I was like, no, way far away from my
Speaker 1: high school. Yeah, I mean Alex said that, Alex, Alex,
Speaker 1: you're the one for you. Guys, Robin, hang on, we're
Speaker 1: going to set you up with your beers. I mean,
Speaker 1: here we go.
Speaker 6: How happy are you, Rod? That's my question? How elated
Speaker 6: are you?
Speaker 1: I just he's been sicking me, so he's probably.
Speaker 9: Yeah.
Speaker 1: It's just it's like it's like putting on a comfortable
Speaker 1: pair of sneakers. Yeah, you know, as soon as.
Speaker 4: I like, even just looking across from everything's weird.
Speaker 3: It is weird.
Speaker 1: The only thing where I feel like we're going to
Speaker 1: fail today, and then I already I'm already up against
Speaker 1: the break is, you know, because you got to go
Speaker 1: back to when we did this day specific data you're
Speaker 1: on with us Mile of Meat. The whole day is
Speaker 1: dictated on what we're going to do.
Speaker 4: People want a show of just us catching up and talking,
Speaker 4: and so we need to do that show.
Speaker 1: So I'm already asking you to come back. But because
Speaker 1: it's not gonna be a lot. I had to be
Speaker 1: hear at four thirty. But that's gonna be tough because
Speaker 1: I would come.
Speaker 6: Back for a show, an actual sixty ten show to.
Speaker 4: Do that, to do that, because today that people want
Speaker 4: to hear stories and all of that.
Speaker 1: Yeah, and we're gonna be so damn busy with Mile
Speaker 1: of Meat today. It's chaos. It's just it's it's still madness.
Speaker 5: It's still madness.
Speaker 4: He's got to go out there, he's got to pass
Speaker 4: out the shirts. We've got to get the guys in order.
Speaker 4: Girls are gonna be driving by. We have to figure
Speaker 4: out who's gonna date who, who's going to do all
Speaker 4: of that. So the guys are going to be lined
Speaker 4: up on West teim Er inbound near guestner, the twenty dudes.
Speaker 7: They'll be all numbered and everything.
Speaker 4: And then Alex, you're heading out there right now, so.
Speaker 1: Let us know if they're hot. We got to well,
Speaker 1: you're gonna say, so, you've got your little packet of dudes.
Speaker 1: And the only thing I said, there's some short kings
Speaker 1: in there.
Speaker 4: But the amount of six footers in the mile of
Speaker 4: meat this year, it's insane.
Speaker 5: We have never had this group of grouping of tall dudes.
Speaker 1: I see some beards. That makes me happy.
Speaker 5: Already, there we go. So's Dinah would have just been
Speaker 5: all firefighters.
Speaker 8: We were like, I don't know, six feet of thing
Speaker 8: the yards you've on a basketball hoop and they're just
Speaker 8: gonna dunk the whole time.
Speaker 4: When when Dinah was doing the vetting, if the guy
Speaker 4: didn't answer anything, if she just if he just answered firefighter,
Speaker 4: oh you're in.
Speaker 1: Seeing firefighters, you gotta answer.
Speaker 5: All the other questions were simple creatures.
Speaker 1: If they all had beards, they'd be tense for me.
Speaker 1: Yeah all right.
Speaker 4: So uh Stephanie, Oh my god, I love love love this.
Speaker 1: This sounds so right. Having Teresa in there.
Speaker 4: Chris Drake hearing Mama Tea on the show put a
Speaker 4: huge smile on my face, throwing back nostalgia. David Prohaska,
Speaker 4: She's awesome in there with you. Listening brings back so
Speaker 4: many memories. And Robert Smallwood, are you sure your calendar
Speaker 4: isn't screwed up? No way, it's been thirteen years. I
Speaker 4: even saw Teresa's eyes light up when I said thirteen years.
Speaker 5: Thirteen years, that's wild.
Speaker 1: Yeah, that's how long it's been considered.
Speaker 6: And I was on the show for nine ten nine.
Speaker 6: I don't know, is it. I feel like it's I'm
Speaker 6: like an ex wife that is jack to haunt you.
Speaker 1: And then when you say you don't know how long
Speaker 1: you were on the show or how long ago, people
Speaker 1: look at me they're like, how do you guys not
Speaker 1: know that stuff? One big blur? It's one big blur.
Speaker 4: Let me take a short break, let me come back
Speaker 4: on a rec check for you. We'll find out what's trending, uh,
Speaker 4: and then we'll get set up for the fresh out
Speaker 4: of bed head to head.
Speaker 1: Alternative and tell.
Speaker 2: Him at the rod Ryan Morning Show the buzz All.
Speaker 1: Right, we are back.
Speaker 4: Yeah, I just kind of forgot that you're doing traffic.
Speaker 4: You wanted to do traffic though, I asked you.
Speaker 1: I mean, it comes so easy to me, like it
Speaker 1: literally it was. I've been waiting to say way side
Speaker 1: all that I'm hoping I get something on Wayside.
Speaker 4: Uh, that's Teresa, everybody, so don't adjust your dial. I'm
Speaker 4: rod still and Alex is en route. He is on
Speaker 4: his way to the mile of Meat. That's the purpose
Speaker 4: of Teresa coming in here.
Speaker 1: And helping us out.
Speaker 4: The guys are already starting to line up on Westheim
Speaker 4: or inbound near Guestner. So we're gonna be talking about.
Speaker 1: That all morning long. Cloudy sky's high of sixty one
Speaker 1: today with a thirty percent chance of rain.
Speaker 4: He got a fifty percent chance of rain. Who knows,
Speaker 4: we might hit eighty tomorrow and then Sonny and fifty
Speaker 4: six on Sunday.
Speaker 1: All right, so now we do what's trending? Okay, So, like,
Speaker 1: what's kind of happening out there in the world right now.
Speaker 6: Well, obviously Valentine's hashtag Valentine's Day is trending. And by
Speaker 6: the way, if you are waking up right now, you
Speaker 6: didn't realize it, guys, Today's Valentine's Day.
Speaker 1: It's go time. TikTok is also trending.
Speaker 6: Because now it's back on the App store, which is
Speaker 6: good news.
Speaker 4: I guess it was, yeah, for Android and Apple. It's
Speaker 4: in the store back.
Speaker 5: It's go back in there.
Speaker 1: So it worked that out right.
Speaker 6: And George Lopez is trending. And I looked at the
Speaker 6: photo he was on Jennifer Hudson. He looks like somebody
Speaker 6: from Harry Potter. He looks like a wild man.
Speaker 7: He looks like a homeless person.
Speaker 1: It's wild. It's cool that he's got all that hair,
Speaker 1: but it's not combed, it's not kept.
Speaker 6: It reminds me of you know, how David Letterman grew
Speaker 6: the big old crazy beer.
Speaker 1: But it's on Jory Lopez's head. That's what's up.
Speaker 4: Yeah, so he kind of shocked fans. So yeah, see
Speaker 4: George Lopez trending all over the place.
Speaker 1: I'm oh wow this song, Oh my wo. Yeah.
Speaker 4: We had a Hall of Famer yesterday. He won five games.
Speaker 4: Let's take a listen.
Speaker 5: Good morning, everybody.
Speaker 10: This is shit time Call of Famer Famer and Hank
Speaker 10: And it was no easy task to get here right
Speaker 10: up until the last game it But does it feel.
Speaker 1: Good to be back in the Hall? You bet your ass.
Speaker 10: And I'm gonna say it now, I'm gonna be the
Speaker 10: one to watch in that tournament of champions.
Speaker 1: So join me at the end of the year.
Speaker 10: When I'm playing on taking it all bitches.
Speaker 1: Nothing's changed, nothing has changed, nothing has changed.
Speaker 6: Even the coffee taste the same this early like this
Speaker 6: is weird.
Speaker 1: All right, we need some fresh fish.
Speaker 4: Maybe you've never played the game before. Have you been
Speaker 4: sitting on the beach for thirty days? What's up? Let's
Speaker 4: get involved this year. If you want to play seven
Speaker 4: one three two one two five nine four.
Speaker 1: Five spirits your best friend, drink a lot of It's free.
Speaker 1: Deer Friday with Rod Ryan on ninety four five The Buzz,
Speaker 1: four five The Buzz, Good Morning, rod Ryan's show, Foo
Speaker 1: Fighters and under You.
Speaker 4: If you could have seen Teresa's face during that song.
Speaker 4: I looked over at it.
Speaker 1: And I said, give me the questions that you got
Speaker 1: for fresh out of bed head to head. She's like,
Speaker 1: what over doing that? Just kidding? I got him. That
Speaker 1: made me sweat.
Speaker 5: I got like sweaty.
Speaker 4: That's always been that chair's job to do the questions
Speaker 4: for fresh out of bed head to head. And when
Speaker 4: I asked you, I'm like, okay, give me your questions.
Speaker 4: You're like, what are you talking about? I got them already.
Speaker 4: I got them already.
Speaker 1: Really, that's always been this position. Did I do that?
Speaker 11: No?
Speaker 1: Yes, you had to do the fresh out of bed
Speaker 1: had to head questions. I really don't remember that.
Speaker 4: Dinah had to do it, and then Tessa had to
Speaker 4: do it, and they were writing them while they're on
Speaker 4: the air.
Speaker 1: Thanks for not letting me do it. I'm apps out
Speaker 1: right now.
Speaker 4: You know, Good morning everybody. That's Teresa. She's helping us
Speaker 4: out today for Mile of Meat Day. Alex, we should
Speaker 4: be checking you with him shortly. I know he's in route.
Speaker 1: The dudes.
Speaker 4: I'm hold that the dudes are already. There's most of
Speaker 4: them are there. They are wearing their numbered shirts. It's
Speaker 4: just it's it's pitch black outside. So we really can't
Speaker 4: start the bit yet until around seven o'clock. But yeah,
Speaker 4: we're gonna have these guys all lined up ready to
Speaker 4: go on West tim or inbound right near Guestner. Okay,
Speaker 4: we got Cloudy's guys today, a thirty percent chances of rain.
Speaker 5: They should be good out there this morning.
Speaker 4: Hike today of around sixty one fifty percent chances SCED
Speaker 4: with thunderstorms for your Saturday. Then it drops to low
Speaker 4: chances of rain, sunny skies, and like we go from the.
Speaker 1: Eighties on Saturday to mid fifties on Sunday. We got
Speaker 1: some people that want to play this game. And now
Speaker 1: each time for the fresh out of bed Head to
Speaker 1: Head Challenge, listeners to your corners. Hello, Jeff morning. If
Speaker 1: Alex was here, he put in the uh, my name
Speaker 1: is Jeff, My name is Jeff.
Speaker 4: Hi, Jeff, it's been a couple of years since you
Speaker 4: played this game.
Speaker 7: Yep, well it's.
Speaker 4: Been twelve years since tests has been on the show.
Speaker 4: So that's okay, she's got you or Teresa there it
Speaker 4: is first one. There, it is first one.
Speaker 6: Well, people do that anyway. They would call her Teresa.
Speaker 6: Some people would call me Tessa. We always made jokes
Speaker 6: about it, like whatever, all right.
Speaker 4: Jeff, welcome back to the game you're taking on. Jayson,
Speaker 4: Good morning, Jason, Good morning, sir. Another one. Then, when
Speaker 4: was the last time you played Jason?
Speaker 11: Oh, twenty twenty three that night.
Speaker 1: Oh my gosh, Okay, just can't get in.
Speaker 4: Welcome back, well, Chili, heyda on. We think that's number two.
Speaker 4: Chilly has been thrown under the bus. I gotta get
Speaker 4: they got to answer the phones. Man, all right, Jeff
Speaker 4: and Jason, Now I need your help. I'm listening, Teresa.
Speaker 4: You got to listen for these guys. We don't have
Speaker 4: any buzzers to Jay's no big deal.
Speaker 1: Yeah, we never had buzzers when I was on the show.
Speaker 7: We still don't have buzzers.
Speaker 1: Don't have buzzers. Shout out your name when you think
Speaker 1: you know the answer. They have never been able to
Speaker 1: come up with any kind of buzzer situation for us here.
Speaker 1: So you're shouting out your name. Wait for me to
Speaker 1: call on you. Now, what are you playing for today? Miao,
Speaker 1: Wolf Radio tape.
Speaker 4: I got a pair of tickets for you guys, celebrate
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Speaker 1: All right, good luck, guys.
Speaker 4: Question number one, you're shouting out your name, no buzzers.
Speaker 4: You're listening for Jason and Jeff.
Speaker 1: Got it?
Speaker 4: What did Peter Piper pick a peck off?
Speaker 1: That was Jason? Jason? A peck of pickled peppers, pack
Speaker 1: of pickled peppers. That's a correct answer. That's a correct answer, Jason.
Speaker 1: You did get in first two? Very good. Teresa's ears
Speaker 1: are still working. Yeah, it's early, Yeah, it's very early.
Speaker 4: Much like on your eyes, the little stuff in the corners,
Speaker 4: a film that goes over your ears in the morning.
Speaker 6: I forget how ugly I am at this early in
Speaker 6: the morning.
Speaker 1: I'm horrified. Go ahead, I'm sorry. She walks in, She's like,
Speaker 1: is this camera gonna be in my face all morning?
Speaker 1: So uncomfortable?
Speaker 5: Right now?
Speaker 1: So bad?
Speaker 5: There you are right there on Facebook.
Speaker 4: I keep looking YouTube Question number two, Jeff, you gotta
Speaker 4: find another gear?
Speaker 5: What does Cupid shoot you with? Jeff arrows?
Speaker 4: Yes, we got a game. Okay, we got a game.
Speaker 4: Jason's got one, Jeff's got one.
Speaker 7: Here we go.
Speaker 1: Now this is where it gets tight. Jeff and Jason.
Speaker 7: Shout out your name.
Speaker 4: When you think you know the answer, What do you
Speaker 4: tell an actor to break.
Speaker 5: When you wish, Jeff, Jeff break a leg?
Speaker 4: Correct answer, the correct answer, Yeah.
Speaker 1: Game man, that was that was Jeff, right, that's Jeff.
Speaker 1: That was Jeff. All right, Jayson. We got to say
Speaker 1: goodbye to you bro.
Speaker 4: Later later, Jeff, you want to play on Monday?
Speaker 10: Hell, get me.
Speaker 1: Welcome back, man, you sound rusty at all. Sounded great today.
Speaker 1: All right, hang on the phone for me.
Speaker 2: The rod Ryan Show on ninety four the.
Speaker 1: Bus ninety four or five the bus, Good morning rod
Speaker 1: Ryan Show. That's disturbed down with the sickness.
Speaker 4: Still trying to get in contact with Alex. No problem,
Speaker 4: We've got some time to get Alex on. He should
Speaker 4: be on site now. Happy Mile of Meat Day, Happy
Speaker 4: Valentine's Day. Maybe strike that, reverse it, Happy Valentine's Day
Speaker 4: then Happy Mile of Meat Day.
Speaker 1: Teresa, Yes, in studio with us.
Speaker 4: Guys are gonna be lined up on Weshimer inbound, neer guestner.
Speaker 4: We'll get with Alex shortly.
Speaker 1: I'm excited for this. Then we got to get the
Speaker 1: guys in line, and then Teresa is going to help
Speaker 1: me and facilitate all the girls that are gonna be
Speaker 1: the ladies that are gonna be driving by and seeing
Speaker 1: the guys. You're gonna help me pair up these, you know,
Speaker 1: couples for tonight.
Speaker 6: I am, and I've gone through like all the guy
Speaker 6: photos and I just I think that now. I mean,
Speaker 6: would you say it's been thirteen years since I was
Speaker 6: on the show. I mean, look I've dated every psychopath
Speaker 6: out there. I've been married twice. I have two different
Speaker 6: baby daddies. Like, I'm very qualified. Are you seeing any
Speaker 6: of that in that stack? I'm looking so and you
Speaker 6: know you and I are the perfect combo platter to
Speaker 6: get these women with the right guy.
Speaker 1: This is gonna be great.
Speaker 4: So I had a very heavy hand this year into
Speaker 4: getting that pile to you. Okay, So normally we've had
Speaker 4: you know, Tessa and you and Dina going through all
Speaker 4: of these and you kind of stuck with me, kind
Speaker 4: of vetting out the psychos.
Speaker 1: Well, I don't know if the right guys driving the ship,
Speaker 1: you know what.
Speaker 6: I looked at everyone. There's a couple of shady looking ones.
Speaker 6: But we're gonna no, I'm kidding. Everyone looks decent. Everyone
Speaker 6: looks good.
Speaker 7: We're gonna get We're gonna really start digging into this.
Speaker 1: At seven o'clock, a fresh out of bed head to
Speaker 1: head hung here's your current champion.
Speaker 5: Good morning, everybody.
Speaker 1: There's the Jeff.
Speaker 10: You're fresh out of bed head to head one day champion.
Speaker 10: About five years since I've been on this Philly game,
Speaker 10: but I think I'm about to make a run. Join
Speaker 10: me on Tuesday when I'm making win number two bitches.
Speaker 1: Yeah, we are off for President's Day, so he'll be
Speaker 1: playing on Tuesday with us. All right, let's go. It's
Speaker 1: the fuck back to the Day. We make you look
Speaker 1: smart and funny, every buddies, it's the fuck that to
Speaker 1: the day.
Speaker 7: What about those singers?
Speaker 1: Huh was that you guys? Is that Alex? I heard Alanson?
Speaker 3: All loo?
Speaker 1: Could hear?
Speaker 7: Is dinah on that?
Speaker 1: That's us? I heard it was Alex. Hey, hew, brother
Speaker 1: Rod you reckon? You remember her?
Speaker 6: That's what's crazy, Like hal still comes in.
Speaker 1: I told you, I said, Hell's going to be here today.
Speaker 1: When's the last time you saw him? The last time?
Speaker 1: The last day I was on the Roder Raynes Show.
Speaker 4: All right, here we go. I brought in some fun
Speaker 4: facts for you today. Blink one eighty two. Alex should
Speaker 4: be here for this. It's his favorite. They released their
Speaker 4: album California on July first, twenty sixteen, because that was
Speaker 4: the one hundred and eighty second day of the year.
Speaker 1: Except their little guy somebody wasn't counting right.
Speaker 4: They forgot it was a leap year, so it turned
Speaker 4: out to be the one hundred and eighty third day.
Speaker 5: But that album was released.
Speaker 1: Hmmm.
Speaker 5: Uh see if you find this to be a fun fact.
Speaker 1: Hell, Amazon named one of its buildings in Seattle after
Speaker 1: its very first.
Speaker 5: Customer, that is f Fred got No John Wainwright.
Speaker 4: He was a software engineer and he bought a computer
Speaker 4: book for like twenty eight bucks in nineteen ninety five,
Speaker 4: so they named one of their buildings after him.
Speaker 1: Twenty Yeah, that's ninety five.
Speaker 7: That was an expensive book.
Speaker 4: Finally, no one really knows for sure when the fire
Speaker 4: hydrant was invented because the patent was lost in a fire.
Speaker 1: Oh that's neat.
Speaker 4: Yeah, the US Patent Office caught fire in eighteen thirty
Speaker 4: six and in there was all the information about the
Speaker 4: history of the fire hydrant, So we don't know.
Speaker 1: Oh it's got fuck back to the day we make
Speaker 1: you look smart boy here now I heard that the
Speaker 1: day I got her. I got her. She was like
Speaker 1: way back here. I'm like, uh, get your ass on
Speaker 1: that microphone. You gotta sing all right. I am giving
Speaker 1: away a Living Spaces promo gift.
Speaker 5: I got a word it the right way, living Space.
Speaker 1: That's my those are my people. Thank you.
Speaker 4: Alex has been singing that for me all week. But
Speaker 4: I got you here, now go good two and fifty dollars.
Speaker 4: Living Space is promo card your back.
Speaker 7: All I heard was my big fat mouth on that.
Speaker 4: One yesterday we talked.
Speaker 5: Let me see, okay, I'll say this.
Speaker 4: In cars, the Model T in the nineteen thirties, what
Speaker 4: was a one hundred and thirty dollars upgrade to that
Speaker 4: Model T? You had to do with what yesterday was
Speaker 4: seven one three two one two five nine four five.
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Speaker 4: captain cash.
Speaker 1: And there's the guy.
Speaker 7: It wasn't a cigarette ladder, It was not a cigarette letter.
Speaker 7: I think that came standard. How me do on Wall
Speaker 7: Street yesterday? Dude?
Speaker 1: It was a good dawn Wall Street.
Speaker 12: The Dow it was up three hundred and forty two
Speaker 12: points kick off this morning at forty four thousand, seven
Speaker 12: hundred and eleven NASDAC up two hundred and ninety five
Speaker 12: to ten thousy, nine hundred and forty five bench more
Speaker 12: ten year Treasury. It's trading at a four point five
Speaker 12: to three percent in oil. That stands as seventy one
Speaker 12: dollars sixty six cents of barrel to the most actives.
Speaker 12: The big studs Navidia A, Cisco and Apple, the big
Speaker 12: duds Merk, Boeing and three M on the economic calendar.
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Speaker 1: Young Finance ninety four or five bus Welcome back rod
Speaker 1: Ryan Show. All right, hit that your Good Morning rod
Speaker 1: Ryan Show. Who's this? He's Jessel. Hey, welcome to the show.
Speaker 4: What was a one hundred and thirty dollars add on
Speaker 4: to the nineteen thirties model T.
Speaker 14: The radio?
Speaker 1: Yeah then they am well worth it too. Yeah, the
Speaker 1: old am radio in the Model T A. Dude, congratulations,
Speaker 1: you are the winner. I'm going to give you a
Speaker 1: two hundred and fifty dollars Living Spaces promo card.
Speaker 7: Did you want to sing that.
Speaker 1: Rom Living Spaces? Thank you?
Speaker 4: It's a perfect time to elevate your home at the
Speaker 4: Living Spaces President's Day event where you can say big
Speaker 4: on a variety of designs, don't miss incredible deals, and
Speaker 4: get free shipping on the.
Speaker 1: At Limit Spaces. All right, all right, she went on,
Speaker 1: Mariah carry excited. All right, dude, congratulations man, thanks for
Speaker 1: being a part of Home Room. Blobby Sky.
Speaker 4: Thirty percent chance of rain hive sixty one today, fifty
Speaker 4: percent chances scatter thunderstorms for your Saturday and highs in
Speaker 4: the upper seventies. It may even hit eighty tomorrow. Ten
Speaker 4: percent chance of rain Sonny and fifty six. I'm gonna
Speaker 4: try to bring Alex on. I have not heard from
Speaker 4: him yet. He says he can hear us, Alex, any
Speaker 4: chance that you're on with us yet?
Speaker 1: Got him here, here, got him here? Okay, I don't
Speaker 1: know if Alex is gonna be there for the sports.
Speaker 6: You're way more calm when stuff like this happens now
Speaker 6: than you were back.
Speaker 5: When I was on the morning Chow. Oh yeah, I'd
Speaker 5: be throwing stuff around.
Speaker 6: Oh man, we'd all be hiding tables and be flipping.
Speaker 1: Yeah, let's see. Wait a minute, maybe he's proud of
Speaker 1: you here, Alex. Alex, Alex, Yeah, I don't hear them.
Speaker 4: Okay, we might not have sports covered on this one,
Speaker 4: but we'll get it figured out. Dave Obert is the engineering,
Speaker 4: He'll get this thing handled for us. Teresa, what are
Speaker 4: Houston's headlines?
Speaker 6: Well, In a big move to downsize the federal workforce,
Speaker 6: the Trump administration started a widespread layoffs targeting probationary employees
Speaker 6: across multiple agencies. This could number in the hundreds of thousands.
Speaker 6: Of course, this is part of a broader strategy led
Speaker 6: by the Department of Government Efficiency to streamline federal operations.
Speaker 1: Now, this is interesting. I'm sure we all know.
Speaker 6: Somebody who's on ozempic, the shot whatever you want to
Speaker 6: call it. New clinical trials show ozempic now reduces alcohol craving,
Speaker 6: So now we're talking about thirty million Americans with an
Speaker 6: alcohol use disorder. The studies showed that people on low
Speaker 6: doses of ozempic for just nine weeks drank significantly less
Speaker 6: than those on a placebo. So that's like an fyi
Speaker 6: with ozempic. Now, we'll see where it and more people
Speaker 6: might be on it in the future.
Speaker 5: We call that a little cherry on top, Little cherry
Speaker 5: on top.
Speaker 6: Right, today's Valentine's Day rot it is. Look, if you
Speaker 6: need a last minute gift. Okay, there's all these stories
Speaker 6: coming out. Obviously, buy a card. Although I don't like
Speaker 6: a card, and my husband knows that. I think cards
Speaker 6: are a waste of trees and waste of paper.
Speaker 1: But now is that a trap or you really really
Speaker 1: don't want a card. I don't like cards, but I've
Speaker 1: always said this, Do you want flowers? I do want flowers. Women.
Speaker 6: Women are like snowflakes and strippers. We're all individually different
Speaker 6: and sparkly like everyone likes something different. So I don't
Speaker 6: like a card, but most women do.
Speaker 1: Now is Adam on the hook for some like a
Speaker 1: like a piece of jewelry today or something like how
Speaker 1: big is this day for you?
Speaker 6: The day is mild because our anniversary is on March first,
Speaker 6: so we kind of put all of our hens in
Speaker 6: that basket. Like that's that's our focus. So today it'll
Speaker 6: be he knows to get me flowers. He knows exactly
Speaker 6: what kind of flowers. I don't want chocolate, and I
Speaker 6: want a heart shaped pizza like it's carved night today,
Speaker 6: Like I want a heart shaped pizza. Okay, I'm a
Speaker 6: simple believe it or not, I'm a simple woman. Flowers
Speaker 6: or plants would even make a good gift. And keep
Speaker 6: this in mind, the average cost of a dozen roses
Speaker 6: in Texas one hundred and ten dollars. So ladies, if
Speaker 6: your guy gets your roses, be thankful. You know he
Speaker 6: really went all out for those classic gifts. Also, a
Speaker 6: spot package or a concert tickets make a good last
Speaker 6: minute gift.
Speaker 1: Maybe buzzfest. I don't know.
Speaker 4: Oh that's a great idea, you know what I mean.
Speaker 4: I'll just say I'll tell you that right now. Fellas,
Speaker 4: I know from firsthand. The white tents are set up
Speaker 4: in the parking lots of the Krogers and the hbs
Speaker 4: of the world, and that's where you're gonna.
Speaker 5: Get your deals.
Speaker 6: What do you call the chocolate the chocolate box at Walgreens.
Speaker 5: Whitman's sampler. Don't get that.
Speaker 1: Don't get.
Speaker 6: Because it looks like you walked into Walgreens and just
Speaker 6: got whatever was left. That's always the candy left.
Speaker 7: It's a wonderful variety pack.
Speaker 1: No get something cute.
Speaker 6: All right, let's talk about in the entertainment world, Captain America,
Speaker 6: Brave New World. Now I'm a Marvel geek. So this
Speaker 6: is going to be a big moment hitting theaters today.
Speaker 1: I will say this. I don't think it's going to
Speaker 1: be monumental. It will be good.
Speaker 5: But it's hair some Ford.
Speaker 6: He is going to play the Red Hulk, So having
Speaker 6: him in this field is like huge, and that's where
Speaker 6: my money will.
Speaker 1: Go when I go see it.
Speaker 4: So he tipped his hat in an interview that I
Speaker 4: saw with him. The obviously all the trailers and everything,
Speaker 4: you can see his face in that Red Hulk, right, Yes,
Speaker 4: Harrison Ford, they're asking him about it, and he said,
Speaker 4: the Red Hulk's at the end. There's a lot of
Speaker 4: death to the character that he plays. How much you
Speaker 4: want to bet that that Red Hulk is in the
Speaker 4: last ten minutes.
Speaker 2: Of the movie.
Speaker 1: Yeah, more than likely. That's pure Marvel.
Speaker 5: Fashion and that's what they're selling.
Speaker 8: Though.
Speaker 4: You know, he made it sound like, don't get your
Speaker 4: hopes up. It's at the very end. I'm Harrison Ford
Speaker 4: the whole time, which.
Speaker 6: Is fine, still fine, still, okay, let's talk about Liam Gallagher.
Speaker 6: In very Liam Gallagher esquays he says.
Speaker 1: The Rock and Roll Hall of Fame is for wankers.
Speaker 6: Yes, Oasis did get a nomination though, but that's just
Speaker 6: Liam being Liam. So he is nominated for the Oasis
Speaker 6: nominated for the Class of twenty twenty five. But keep
Speaker 6: this in mind too, you and I as if people
Speaker 6: can vote now Soundgarden White's I's also nominated.
Speaker 5: I'm sure you guys talked about this.
Speaker 1: Obviously this week.
Speaker 5: We sure to vote dot rockcall dot com.
Speaker 6: So get those votes in Soundgarden Right now, they're in third,
Speaker 6: which I think we all kind of want them to
Speaker 6: go in, and I think Oasis should go in just
Speaker 6: so we can see, you know, Liam Gallagher call everybody winkers.
Speaker 5: That's that's Houston's headlines.
Speaker 4: The problem is they won't show though, and so what's
Speaker 4: equally important as to who goes into the Rock and
Speaker 4: Roll Hall of Fame, unfortunately, is the people that produced
Speaker 4: the television show, right, And if they know that the
Speaker 4: band's not going to show, it's not good to get
Speaker 4: them in.
Speaker 1: They don't feel pressure. Yesterday, I got.
Speaker 5: Caught and said, Cindy Lauper, are you kidding me?
Speaker 1: I looked it up. I'm like, oh god, fifty million
Speaker 1: albums she solved?
Speaker 6: How cos you see side LAWERD isn't allowed to go
Speaker 6: in the Rock Roll of Fame.
Speaker 1: I didn't know she sold fifty million albums. I'm a
Speaker 1: time after time guy. I love it. So Alex, I
Speaker 1: mean Alex. I saw Bob.
Speaker 4: Stroop here engineer Bob, so I don't know. Maybe he
Speaker 4: knows some wizardry and some magic buttons to push.
Speaker 3: Well.
Speaker 1: Alex talked about hockey. He called you a Canadian. I'm
Speaker 1: not the US killed yesterday. I guess they're gonna I
Speaker 1: don't know if you know what they're doing. They're not
Speaker 1: doing it an All Star game this year in the NHL.
Speaker 1: So what they're doing, Hey, Bob, there you go live
Speaker 1: on the air, dude, Let's do this, Bob.
Speaker 7: I got him here.
Speaker 1: I got him here.
Speaker 7: We can't hear anything.
Speaker 4: So anyway, there's no NHL All Star Game. They're doing
Speaker 4: the Battle of the Regions or the Battle of the Countries.
Speaker 4: So you got Sweden and USA and Canada. They got
Speaker 4: all their best players playing one another. Bob an Engineering
Speaker 4: kind of doing some work right now.
Speaker 6: Do you talk about the Rockets? Did the Rockets lose
Speaker 6: last night? My husband did the game, but I don't remember.
Speaker 1: If they I don't know, but tag sports, I don't
Speaker 1: know that. But there is a huge race. I believe
Speaker 1: that they Turn of five hundred is this weekend. Yes,
Speaker 1: And I remember from way back in the day, and
Speaker 1: I know you're gonna giggle. Your favorite promotion ever was
Speaker 1: the day Tony five hundred Tony Danza. I talked about
Speaker 1: that to people. Nobody understand.
Speaker 4: Day Tony five hundred. Tony Danza back in the day
Speaker 4: had his own talk show and he was out there
Speaker 4: with uh like little go carts. Yes, and he wiped
Speaker 4: out miserably.
Speaker 1: Yes, the day.
Speaker 7: I know you used to always talk about that.
Speaker 1: Alex, are you there? Good stuff? Can you hear me? Dude?
Speaker 5: Sorry, bro, I'm just doing sports for you today. So
Speaker 5: it's not. It's called the four Nations, is what it
Speaker 5: was in the regional same thing tournament.
Speaker 1: All right, well, listen, we already did sports, so I
Speaker 1: can I could hear. Okay, okay, okay. Are all the
Speaker 1: guys there?
Speaker 5: They are? All the guys are here, and we're about
Speaker 5: to line them up.
Speaker 15: Can you go?
Speaker 5: Twenty guys showed up? Yes, I believe so.
Speaker 1: I should have been picking these guys all these years,
Speaker 1: that's true.
Speaker 5: I should have been doing for the guys.
Speaker 1: You missed that on. I should have been picking the meat.
Speaker 1: All right, Well, thank you, Bob Roll. Can we save that? Yeah,
Speaker 1: check the tape. We still do that. Check the tape.
Speaker 4: All right, Alex, I'm glad you're finally here. We'll do
Speaker 4: a proper checking with you in about five minutes. Okay, dude,
Speaker 4: get the get your boys lined up all right?
Speaker 3: Good?
Speaker 1: Okay, mile of me really really gets underway in this
Speaker 1: seven o'clock hour. Strap yourselves in the.
Speaker 14: Rod Ryan Morning Show six to ten AM.
Speaker 2: The buzz Man Friday, Free Bam Friday.
Speaker 3: You got a free Bam Friday. You got a free
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Speaker 1: Good morning, rod Ryan Show. Hello, Hello, who's.
Speaker 5: This brother, Rod?
Speaker 1: This is Robert.
Speaker 5: How are you doing doing great?
Speaker 15: Dude?
Speaker 1: You call her ten? Who call her?
Speaker 9: Ten?
Speaker 15: I get free Teresa Beer.
Speaker 5: Yeah, free Teresa Beer.
Speaker 1: You better believe it. You better shot than those.
Speaker 4: Oh hello, I will Robert her putting the band back together.
Speaker 4: Teresa's here, Robert, you got the second case of here?
Speaker 1: Where you from?
Speaker 16: Katie?
Speaker 1: Texas my man on the best side. Enjoy your peers.
Speaker 1: I'll shoot you over to the Chile. Let's check to
Speaker 1: see weekend. I think we have everything squared away with
Speaker 1: Alex right now. Hello Alex? Hello, Rod Well, there you go.
Speaker 5: You sound wonderful.
Speaker 4: That's my man Alex, who's not in studio. That voice
Speaker 4: you're hearing in studio. Don't check your radio or Dot
Speaker 4: of the year.
Speaker 1: But it's right.
Speaker 4: First time in thirteen years. Teresa is helping us out
Speaker 4: today for.
Speaker 1: The mile of Meat.
Speaker 4: And now she's kind of like she's writing all the
Speaker 4: names on the board. She's trying to get her papers
Speaker 4: in order. She's like, oh my god, I can't believe
Speaker 4: I signed.
Speaker 3: Up for this.
Speaker 1: It's like I never left. But it's muscle memory.
Speaker 6: It's like I literally just fell right back into knowing
Speaker 6: exactly what to do, especially for mile of meat. It
Speaker 6: gets chaotic in here once we get the girls like
Speaker 6: really calling into I remember all of that.
Speaker 5: Yeah, Like we didn't call you in on like an
Speaker 5: easy day.
Speaker 6: No, you brought me on one of the heaviest rod
Speaker 6: RYANSI morning, thank you.
Speaker 1: Yeah, this is a busy, busy one. Alex, give me,
Speaker 1: give me an idea. What's happening.
Speaker 4: You guys are up there on Westheimer inbound near Guessner
Speaker 4: and are the dudes lined up?
Speaker 1: Yeah, we're all lined up.
Speaker 8: They're all spread out in numerical order, and it looks
Speaker 8: like they're ready to go. We've had a couple of
Speaker 8: cars driving by. Okay, we got one driving by right now.
Speaker 8: Shout out to the white Toyota. They're filming so they
Speaker 8: can look back at the tape.
Speaker 5: The big guy.
Speaker 2: I like that.
Speaker 5: That's a good idea. But yeah, come on by, ladies,
Speaker 5: this is the time, ready to go.
Speaker 1: Now, Alex, do the do the guys seem taller this year?
Speaker 1: I felt like there was a plethora of six foot
Speaker 1: or six foot plus guys. That's a good thing.
Speaker 8: They may be mixed out with like the number shirts
Speaker 8: that they have on. But yeah, there's a there's a
Speaker 8: bunch of tall guys out here. There's a guy dressed
Speaker 8: like a pirate.
Speaker 1: Okay, yeah, there's you're not just gonna mention that and.
Speaker 5: Not number eight as the pirate on.
Speaker 1: Shout out to Kevin.
Speaker 5: He's got a pirate add on. That's cool.
Speaker 3: I like that.
Speaker 6: Does he have a little outfit or just the pirate hat.
Speaker 5: Because he's got the like long jacket.
Speaker 8: I don't know if that's a duster coat, if it's
Speaker 8: a pirate, but it's like a long pirate jacket.
Speaker 5: So that's cool. It's gonna keep him warm out here.
Speaker 1: Okay, hat is thick. You're sure it's not like a
Speaker 1: trench coat. Should he be worried?
Speaker 8: No?
Speaker 5: No, it's like no, definitely not pirate themed for sure.
Speaker 1: Is there anybody in a kilt? Nobody in a kilt yet.
Speaker 8: I don't know if anybody, Like sometimes they do wardrobe changes,
Speaker 8: so that that's happened before, but I wouldn't rule it
Speaker 8: kilt out.
Speaker 4: Well, I'm holding out on that that pirate. I'm not
Speaker 4: letting them go easy. Somebody's gonna have to be exceptional.
Speaker 4: You gotta earn it to get the pirate. So that's Alex.
Speaker 4: He's on Westheimer inbound near Guestner. It's called the Mile
Speaker 4: of Meat.
Speaker 1: It's a miracle mile of twenty glorious cutlets of single dude.
Speaker 4: Okay, single dudes. They've all been properly vetted kind of.
Speaker 4: And uh, now, girls, you know this only works if
Speaker 4: you get involved.
Speaker 1: Okay.
Speaker 7: My mantra all this year is get involved. Okay, it's people.
Speaker 1: Sending in words, people are sending in questions, playing the
Speaker 1: games that we play.
Speaker 4: It's get involved this year. So this doesn't work unless
Speaker 4: you get out of your comfort zone. Gals, get in
Speaker 4: your car and go check these dudes out. My number,
Speaker 4: our number if you want to talk to mama t Yeah,
Speaker 4: seven one three two one two five five, pick out
Speaker 4: your dude, call us and then quite simply convince us
Speaker 4: why we should allow you to meet up with that
Speaker 4: guy tonight, Cactus Cove, six o'clock. Everyone's asking what time?
Speaker 4: Six o'clock. Cactus Cove is the party. So let's let
Speaker 4: you go get out there and scope out the cutlets.
Speaker 4: We will take a short break and we will come
Speaker 4: back and uh, and we'll see if we've got some
Speaker 4: activity on our Miracle Mile.
Speaker 1: It's Mile of me Day, Valentine's Day here on The
Speaker 1: rod Ryan Show.
Speaker 14: Houston's Rock, Houston's Alternative and The rod Ryan Morning Show.
Speaker 2: Us.
Speaker 1: Yeah, Mile of Meek Day. Welcome back, everybody, Happy Valentine's Day.
Speaker 4: We do things a little differently on Valentine's Day for many,
Speaker 4: many many years here. So we're gonna check in with Alex.
Speaker 4: He's on the road side. I got a full bank
Speaker 4: of phone calls. I got some gals that are interested
Speaker 4: in a few of the fellas that are out there already.
Speaker 4: So I'll kind of explain everything how the whole mile
Speaker 4: of Meat thing works. But I'll start you out with
Speaker 4: trending because I'm our number one link today.
Speaker 7: I listen.
Speaker 4: I'm sorry, chilly, he gets his feelings hurt when I
Speaker 4: don't go look at everything on links and guests. Fanny
Speaker 4: Friday is our number one link. It's killing right now.
Speaker 4: Submitted by Josh and thank you very much, Josh. I
Speaker 4: mean by a mile, it's our number one link.
Speaker 1: So that's trending.
Speaker 6: What else that's all that really matters is Fanny Friday.
Speaker 6: Valentine's Day obviously trending for good reason because Today is
Speaker 6: the day, folks, get your goods, get your stuff, get something,
Speaker 6: don't walk in the house empty hand. It also the
Speaker 6: whales swallowing a kayaker. I watched this for the first
Speaker 6: time like ten minutes ago, just scoops them up.
Speaker 1: Teresa's in your freaking out. She's trying to get all
Speaker 1: her numbers ready, she's getting her mil of meat guys
Speaker 1: in order. All these girls are calling, oh my god,
Speaker 1: we're doing traffic. What's this trending thing that you guys
Speaker 1: do now? And then she's like, did you see that
Speaker 1: whales like totally swallow that dude? It was it was
Speaker 1: very biblical like, and then spit them out. I did
Speaker 1: the sound effects you.
Speaker 4: It's the first thing on three Things you Must See
Speaker 4: Today wild Yeah, yeah, yeah, all right, So that is
Speaker 4: what's trending. And you're right, Valentine's Day, All things Valentine's
Speaker 4: Day trending.
Speaker 1: Alex is my guy. He's out there.
Speaker 4: He's he's wrangling the dudes right now, Alex, because we
Speaker 4: have the inside cabin here in the boat.
Speaker 1: Is the sun out? I mean can they can? Can
Speaker 1: you see the guys? Light is out?
Speaker 5: It's like light out here. Sun is not anywhere to
Speaker 5: be seen.
Speaker 4: It's very cloudy, okay, but the dudes are visible from
Speaker 4: the from the roadside.
Speaker 8: You can easily see them if you drive by West
Speaker 8: timor between Rocky Ridge and Guestner.
Speaker 5: So come on by, ladies already.
Speaker 1: All right, Well that's what there's no windows in here. No,
Speaker 1: that's crazy.
Speaker 7: Sucks inside cabin. Yeah.
Speaker 5: Also, pirate guy does have a kiltn I did not see.
Speaker 1: That when I was That's a good that's a good
Speaker 1: sense of humor.
Speaker 15: Guy.
Speaker 3: I like that.
Speaker 1: He's fun guy.
Speaker 4: Yeah, Teresa, you want to hop right in. Pull up
Speaker 4: number ten. Please pull up number ten.
Speaker 6: Number ten.
Speaker 4: Yeah, okay, Hailey's on the phone. Hi Haley, Ready, good morning,
Speaker 4: Hi Hailey.
Speaker 1: How are you.
Speaker 8: I'm doing well?
Speaker 2: How are you?
Speaker 9: Guys?
Speaker 1: Talk to me? Doing well?
Speaker 5: Doing well?
Speaker 4: Okay, I'm feeling because I'm so vested because I vetted
Speaker 4: these guys. This is one of my prime this is
Speaker 4: one of my primest cutlets of meat out there. Okay, Oh,
Speaker 4: he's nice. Did you did you tell me what happened here?
Speaker 4: Did you do the drive by?
Speaker 3: Oh?
Speaker 16: Yeah, we did the drive by two or three times.
Speaker 16: Even laid on the horn the last go around.
Speaker 1: Oh, I love that.
Speaker 16: So what what what?
Speaker 1: He's six three? He's thirty four years old? How old
Speaker 1: are you, hay I'm thirty five?
Speaker 7: Okay, I like that.
Speaker 1: I like that. What do you do for a living?
Speaker 16: I'm in Telicotton.
Speaker 1: This guy's a.
Speaker 7: CEO of an electric company?
Speaker 1: CEO? You kidding me?
Speaker 6: He likes a woman in a cowboy hat, which is
Speaker 6: nothing abnormal here in Texas?
Speaker 1: But do you own a cowboy hat?
Speaker 16: I'm already planning my outfit for the cook off?
Speaker 7: Yes, okay.
Speaker 4: Now, this question is going to be asked of every
Speaker 4: woman that calls in today, and I know you girls
Speaker 4: struggle with.
Speaker 1: It and your eyes celebrity, do you look like?
Speaker 8: You?
Speaker 1: Gotta pick one, Hayley, gotta get us in the direction here,
Speaker 1: it's the phone. I don't know what you look like?
Speaker 5: So what's celebrity?
Speaker 6: I don't I don't know.
Speaker 1: I'm gonna tell every girl if you call in today,
Speaker 1: you're gonna get this question. Be prepared because anybody ever
Speaker 1: said you know what you look like like? Somebody's had
Speaker 1: to have said that to you at one point in
Speaker 1: your life. What color hair do you have?
Speaker 16: Brown?
Speaker 1: Okay? Do you look like j Lo? Okay?
Speaker 4: Do you look like Katie Perry with your dark hair. No, okay,
Speaker 4: then why don't you tell me a celebrity that you
Speaker 4: look like so I don't have to name them all?
Speaker 5: How tall are you?
Speaker 16: I'm five nine, I have my girlfriend.
Speaker 5: Okay, that's good.
Speaker 1: That's good.
Speaker 5: Now, if we picked you, you promise.
Speaker 4: I mean, I'm talking about swearing up and down, not
Speaker 4: on the air, that you are going to come to
Speaker 4: Cactus Cove.
Speaker 1: Tomorrow tomorrow, not tonight, tonight, tonight, tonight.
Speaker 16: Yeah, I got the articles that tonight.
Speaker 5: What the hell with that friend over there?
Speaker 1: She thought it was tomorrow. It's tonight. No, you said tomorrow,
Speaker 1: I said tonight. Never mind, get new friends?
Speaker 6: Does the okay, where's the friend at friend? Who does
Speaker 6: she look like? Give me one celebrity TV show? Just
Speaker 6: some give us an inkling.
Speaker 15: I don't know.
Speaker 16: I'm so stumped too.
Speaker 6: She's a unique little snowflake, like I said, are like
Speaker 6: a little stripper.
Speaker 1: All right, little Haley the unicorn, All right, hang on
Speaker 1: the phone. I like everything that I'm hearing. I don't
Speaker 1: know that I'm just gonna give up number ten like that.
Speaker 1: We're not giving him up because we're not put.
Speaker 7: Haley down with an asterisk it. We'll get it. We'll
Speaker 7: get her information.
Speaker 1: I like her, I like her.
Speaker 5: I'm just not one hundred percent sold. Would you pull
Speaker 5: up number nine?
Speaker 7: Please?
Speaker 4: Mile of meat contested number nine, because Hannah says she's
Speaker 4: interested in number nine.
Speaker 1: Hannah, Good morning, Hannah, Yes, Hi, Hannah, good morning. How
Speaker 1: are you okay? Okay? Listen? Oh she sounds bubbly. I
Speaker 1: like that already. Then let's get it over with.
Speaker 7: What celebrity do you look like?
Speaker 1: Hannah? Just get it over with, say it again? Should use.
Speaker 7: Okay, this phone.
Speaker 1: She needs a new cell phone. Hannah needs a new Hannah.
Speaker 1: We got to get you squared away on the phone
Speaker 1: because I want to hear what you have to say.
Speaker 7: I'm gonna put you on hold.
Speaker 6: I'm writing her down as horrible phone asterisk just so
Speaker 6: we don't you know, all right?
Speaker 7: Pull up number twelve.
Speaker 1: Wow, number twelve. Brenda, Good morning, Brenda, Hi, good morning.
Speaker 1: I don't remember the last time I had a Brenda
Speaker 1: on the show.
Speaker 8: Oh my gosh, I don't know, but it's Brenda.
Speaker 5: Okay, number two.
Speaker 1: I like number twelve. He's one of my favorites.
Speaker 7: Brenda, okay, don't be nervous okay, nervous?
Speaker 2: No, oh, so cute. I love her.
Speaker 1: I love her already. Know what sign are you?
Speaker 7: Brenda?
Speaker 5: I am a Scorpio.
Speaker 1: I need Teresa for this because she's the crazy one.
Speaker 7: Still.
Speaker 5: I'm sure Chris, Oh does that mixed two crazy too?
Speaker 1: He's more hot headed.
Speaker 6: If he's a Taurus, she's dangerous, so they might Actually
Speaker 6: that might be good behind closed doors, if you know
Speaker 6: what I'm saying.
Speaker 7: Every phone caller so far Brend has been stumped on this.
Speaker 6: Oh celebrity, I have no idea.
Speaker 1: Honestly, we were I was just sitting in the car
Speaker 1: right now thinking about it. I'm like, I have no idea.
Speaker 5: Who do you think?
Speaker 2: You know?
Speaker 1: Who I think you look like? Do you look like
Speaker 1: Selina Gomez?
Speaker 2: I wish no?
Speaker 1: What color of hair do you have?
Speaker 4: I'm not going any further. I'm not going any further
Speaker 4: with any of these phone calls. Cassie, Sandra Hayley, I'm
Speaker 4: gonna ask you what celebrity you look like?
Speaker 5: Give me something, go Brenda.
Speaker 1: You're on.
Speaker 2: Oh my goodness, I don't know all right?
Speaker 7: What color are your panties right now?
Speaker 5: No color?
Speaker 2: They're pink?
Speaker 7: Does it match the bra? Is the pink.
Speaker 1: Is there a pink bra No, it's early. Hey, you
Speaker 1: know what, that's okay. If you're a new age, if
Speaker 1: you can't answer the easy questions, you're gonna get the difficult. Brenda,
Speaker 1: what color are your nails?
Speaker 5: My nails are black?
Speaker 1: Okay.
Speaker 6: He doesn't like red nail polish. That's a turnoff for him.
Speaker 1: That's weird.
Speaker 7: Michael Rico is a single dude. He's thirty four. How
Speaker 7: old are you, Brenda?
Speaker 1: I am thirty eight, thirty eight pink panties.
Speaker 7: He's five eleven.
Speaker 1: How tall are you? I am five to one, five one,
Speaker 1: five eleven. Do you drink beer?
Speaker 2: Do you?
Speaker 1: Do you drink beer? I chugged beer.
Speaker 2: Oh?
Speaker 1: He likes what he likes a woman that's a beer drinker.
Speaker 15: I like it.
Speaker 1: What's your favorite food?
Speaker 7: Brenda?
Speaker 1: Favorite food?
Speaker 8: Fish?
Speaker 7: Sushi's a he's a hot wee.
Speaker 1: That's good.
Speaker 6: I love hot too.
Speaker 1: Okay, listen, she sounds so cute and tiny. All right,
Speaker 1: I kind of like what I'm doing. Michael could put
Speaker 1: her in his pocket.
Speaker 7: She told you she's five one.
Speaker 1: And she's got pink panties and pink panties. Okay, but yeah,
Speaker 1: what we both just stopped in our tracks. Wow, Brenda,
Speaker 1: I like her. I like her, Rod, you like her.
Speaker 1: She's a scorpio.
Speaker 4: That's why, Brenda, we're gonna put you as the front
Speaker 4: runner for number twelve.
Speaker 1: I need you to hang on right.
Speaker 5: There, Chili, Brenda twelve, I'm liking this one.
Speaker 7: Hang on, I gotta make my notes.
Speaker 1: I'm putting that in the I like it a lot. Pile.
Speaker 6: Michael's like the first guy that I feel like we
Speaker 6: really connected. I feel like this is good for him.
Speaker 6: But I look, I'm telling you right now, Rod, Michael
Speaker 6: is gonna be uh up for a lot.
Speaker 1: A lot of women are gonna like Michael. I'm gonna
Speaker 1: call it right now.
Speaker 7: So all it takes for you girls is a beard
Speaker 7: right now?
Speaker 1: Who's killing you? It's crazy to me. I mean, did
Speaker 1: I tell you to wear your sports brought today? What
Speaker 1: did I tell you to wear your sports brought today?
Speaker 1: Because we jump around on Fridays? Now, You're not serious?
Speaker 5: Right now?
Speaker 7: I'm dead serious.
Speaker 1: This is the time of the show that we jump around.
Speaker 1: This is a joke.
Speaker 4: I couldn't be more serious right now. We'll be back
Speaker 4: to the phones in three minutes.
Speaker 1: Girls, go check out the mile of Meat, West Timer
Speaker 1: near Guestner. Jump with me, everybody, ninety four to five
Speaker 1: the bus four five the buzz House of Pain and
Speaker 1: jump around.
Speaker 5: We jump around every Friday. You thought I was punking you.
Speaker 6: I had to strap with Braun today, so I wasn't
Speaker 6: ready for that.
Speaker 4: I forgot to tell you where the sports brow because
Speaker 4: we're going to be jumping at seven to twenty this morning.
Speaker 1: Happy Valentine's Day, everybody, it is Mile of Meat Day.
Speaker 1: I need you to go check out the cutlets of meat. Alex.
Speaker 1: I'm coming to you in just a moment. Alex is
Speaker 1: out there with the fellas. The guys are lined up
Speaker 1: on West Timer inbound near Guestner.
Speaker 5: Girls, you are the most important thing right now in
Speaker 5: my life.
Speaker 1: You have to go drive by and scope out the
Speaker 1: twenty cutlets of meat that I had a very heavy
Speaker 1: hand in choosing.
Speaker 2: This year.
Speaker 1: I was forced to you did good. You didn't get
Speaker 1: thank you?
Speaker 5: Yeah, you didn't get thank you. I feel like we
Speaker 5: got some quality meat out there.
Speaker 7: We got all age ranges.
Speaker 4: I've got twenty year olds, thirty year olds, forty year olds,
Speaker 4: and I think up.
Speaker 5: To fifty five fifty four.
Speaker 1: So I've got a wide range of dudes that are
Speaker 1: out there, so I need you to go drive by
Speaker 1: take a look. They're out there. They have numbered shirts
Speaker 1: on this morning, Thank you to Dev and everybody over
Speaker 1: at BMP. They're holding up signs with the phone number
Speaker 1: seven one, three, two two five five.
Speaker 4: Alex, I'm coming to you. How's the traffic situation in
Speaker 4: that area right now?
Speaker 1: Traffic is pretty wild.
Speaker 8: I mean it's it's cleared out a little bit just
Speaker 8: because the lights are green, but when it's when they're
Speaker 8: the red lights, they back up and people are driving slowly.
Speaker 8: There's a whole crop of people that have no idea
Speaker 8: what's going on, and they're getting mad at the people
Speaker 8: going slow in the right place. But it's like, get
Speaker 8: over yourself, all right. It's Valentine's Dan. It's called Love
Speaker 8: Ever heard of it. The chicks that have had the
Speaker 8: windows down that are filming it so you can watch
Speaker 8: it back pretty good looking from uh, from what I've
Speaker 8: seen so far.
Speaker 5: So these guys are in for a fun night, I think.
Speaker 4: I think so as well. All of this is going
Speaker 4: to culminate at Cactus Cove. Cactus Cove starts at around
Speaker 4: six o'clock. Everybody that we hook up. We're gonna get
Speaker 4: all these guys a date today, some by by, by
Speaker 4: some miracle. We're gonna get all these guys a date today,
Speaker 4: and they're going to meet for the very first time.
Speaker 7: I have Number sixteen's mom.
Speaker 1: On the phone. Oh so maybe an endorsement from number
Speaker 1: sixteen Mama, good morning. Oh she's a little tiny thing.
Speaker 1: Maybe Grace Grace good morning? Okay maybe not hang okay,
Speaker 1: wait a minit mayite. There you are.
Speaker 7: Hey, hey, Grace, good morning.
Speaker 3: Yes, dared my son to do this, and I can't
Speaker 3: believe he did.
Speaker 8: Yeah.
Speaker 16: Here we go by and I drove by him. Solmon,
Speaker 16: I'm just laughing, like.
Speaker 1: Mom, get out of here. Dalton. So, Dalton is number sixteen.
Speaker 1: He's in the mile of me. He's twenty five years old,
Speaker 1: six foot six feet two forty from Houston. I mean,
Speaker 1: did weight lifting rugby? Like you a bad guy?
Speaker 4: Now, what tell the ladies out there that are listening
Speaker 4: to the show, I need you to do a commercial
Speaker 4: for your son.
Speaker 1: Go He's awesome.
Speaker 9: He's kind, he's a hard worker, he's a fun guy, and.
Speaker 1: He's mom approved. So he's he seems like he's like
Speaker 1: a like a healthy lifestyle guy.
Speaker 8: So is he.
Speaker 1: He's a healthy lifestyle guy.
Speaker 3: He works out, he.
Speaker 16: Says all that stuff.
Speaker 1: He's a hard worker. He's dependable, he's reliable.
Speaker 7: What kind of girl, mom, What kind of girl do
Speaker 7: you want for your son?
Speaker 5: Dalton?
Speaker 7: Number sixteen A nice one?
Speaker 1: Did you like his ex girlfriend? What was what was
Speaker 1: wrong with the ex? I'm going in for it. I
Speaker 1: didn't like her. That's perfect. That's all I need, all right.
Speaker 5: That's number sixteen's mom.
Speaker 1: That that look.
Speaker 6: That's a lot of pressure when you got mom on
Speaker 6: the line because other women know you got the mom's
Speaker 6: got to love.
Speaker 1: You, all right, Teresa.
Speaker 4: Number one Nathan Elliott. Megan says she wants number one
Speaker 4: Megan Megan, good morning.
Speaker 1: She wants him good morning, Hello, Hello, Hello. You want
Speaker 1: the very you want the very first guy in the
Speaker 1: Miracle Mile.
Speaker 4: His name is Nathan. He's twenty eight years old, six
Speaker 4: from Waller, Texas.
Speaker 2: Eight.
Speaker 1: Oh, he's a baby. How old are you? He's a
Speaker 1: baby forty. That's kind of cute though you never know.
Speaker 1: He looks like old women.
Speaker 7: Do you ever date younger dudes?
Speaker 11: Not normally?
Speaker 6: No.
Speaker 11: I was I was going okay, I went by twice
Speaker 11: and I even recorded the second one and you can't
Speaker 11: really see it.
Speaker 1: So either going with one or three three.
Speaker 7: So number two is forty three, number two, okay, Number two.
Speaker 1: Is forty six.
Speaker 5: Number three is forty three, oh forty three.
Speaker 1: Okay, okay, all right, we switch to number three. Steven
Speaker 1: Steven okay, oh I like okay, number one standing there
Speaker 1: going okay?
Speaker 5: Cool?
Speaker 1: I got a call? Oh sorry, sorry, too young that much.
Speaker 1: Stephen Mlano. He's single, he says, he's.
Speaker 7: Ready to mingle.
Speaker 5: Super cute guy forty three six one.
Speaker 4: Two oh five from Houston, got a little bit, got
Speaker 4: a little Baylor College in him. He's he's in sales.
Speaker 4: He says his occupied patient is sales, and he's a
Speaker 4: fun guy.
Speaker 5: What do you do, Hannah, Oh my god, I always
Speaker 5: go for sales.
Speaker 16: Guys.
Speaker 8: What do you do?
Speaker 11: I am a curgical assistant.
Speaker 7: What is what is the celebrity that you most resemble?
Speaker 7: Tough questions?
Speaker 11: Okay, so one of my basically I'm funny. So one
Speaker 11: of my coworkers said Melissa McCarthy, who I do not
Speaker 11: look anything like. And then my other coworkers said Amy Schumer, which.
Speaker 1: I do look like.
Speaker 7: So you look like Amy Schumer?
Speaker 1: Yeah, are you blonde? Yes, I am, okay, but we
Speaker 1: got a blonde nice I like it. I like it okay,
Speaker 1: And I have.
Speaker 11: One uh crazy pickets from before?
Speaker 2: By doing.
Speaker 11: Truth, I think you were still on it was.
Speaker 1: Firework or.
Speaker 6: Like fireworks?
Speaker 1: Do you have any pets? I'm gonna interrupt you real quick.
Speaker 1: Do you have any pets? I'm gonna I'm gonna try
Speaker 1: how many daughter?
Speaker 5: Adam?
Speaker 1: My daughter has a cat. I don't even like cat. Okay,
Speaker 1: she doesn't like cat, doesn't like pets, he says, pets.
Speaker 11: No, I like pets.
Speaker 2: No.
Speaker 7: Final question, why are you single, Megan?
Speaker 11: Because of horrible relationships?
Speaker 1: Valid?
Speaker 5: So you've picked some gems before.
Speaker 11: Oh man, I can't even tell you.
Speaker 1: Okay, you're ready for it.
Speaker 11: I'm hoping if I if I don't have any idea
Speaker 11: of who they are in advance, maybe maybe better.
Speaker 1: Steven's favorite movie is Dumb and Dumb Her hands down.
Speaker 12: I like that.
Speaker 1: I like that guy. He's got a good sense, he
Speaker 1: likes the good fart jokes. I might I might take
Speaker 1: him out, Megan. What's your favorite movie? What color are
Speaker 1: your panties?
Speaker 11: It's all nude right now.
Speaker 7: What's your favorite movie?
Speaker 11: Megan, honestly, maybe the Sam La or Tommy Boy or
Speaker 11: Happy Good Work.
Speaker 3: I like it.
Speaker 4: I think they got similar like like similar taste in
Speaker 4: dumb movies. I like that Sam lay dumb. But all right, Megan,
Speaker 4: I like what I'm hearing here.
Speaker 5: Hang on the fact that she flipped flipped from one
Speaker 5: to three with the flip of a coin.
Speaker 1: Is one must just look older? I mean, I don't know. Maybe.
Speaker 1: So we've got a hat on how many hats? I
Speaker 1: want to ask.
Speaker 6: Alex, Like, how many guys are wearing hats out there?
Speaker 5: Nathan?
Speaker 1: This is not on you at all, Alex. We got
Speaker 1: most guys wearing caps.
Speaker 4: And hats today or no, I'm doing a head count,
Speaker 4: seven or eight of them, seven or eight of Okay,
Speaker 4: everyone's not wearing a cat.
Speaker 5: Okay, Well, holding up beanies out there too.
Speaker 1: I'm thinking about Megan and number three. We gotta discuss.
Speaker 1: We're gonna take a short break.
Speaker 4: You see how this works, everybody, You see exactly how
Speaker 4: this works.
Speaker 1: You have girls.
Speaker 4: It's all on you, ladies. You're the one that's gonna
Speaker 4: make this thing happen. You need to go see the
Speaker 4: lineup of meat Westheimer inbound near guessner Go see the
Speaker 4: guys they're wearing the numbered shirts and convince us why
Speaker 4: we should let.
Speaker 7: You date them.
Speaker 4: One date is all it takes. One date is all
Speaker 4: it takes. And it'll happen tonight at Cactus Cove.
Speaker 1: Okay, Houston's Rocking Alternatives.
Speaker 2: The rod Rast the Morning Show from six to ten
Speaker 2: AM ninety four or five.
Speaker 1: Buzz ninety four or five buzz. Welcome back Rob Ryan's Show. Okay,
Speaker 1: welcome to the Mile of Meat.
Speaker 5: Everybody.
Speaker 4: We're gonna get into Houston's headlines. I want this to
Speaker 4: go by pretty quick so that we can get into
Speaker 4: Houston's headlines. Happy Valentine's Day, everybody. We are doing the
Speaker 4: Mile of Meat.
Speaker 1: Alex is out.
Speaker 7: There with the twenty dudes.
Speaker 4: These are the twenty single men that we have vetted
Speaker 4: and chosen for you ladies that listen to the show.
Speaker 4: You have to go drive by West Timer inbound near Guestner.
Speaker 4: You will see the dudes out there. There's a couple
Speaker 4: of calls for number nine.
Speaker 1: He's very popular.
Speaker 3: Now.
Speaker 4: I believe we already talked to Hannah. Hannah, good morning, Hey,
Speaker 4: you wanted number nine?
Speaker 1: Huh? Yes, okay, you know who else wants number nine?
Speaker 7: Sandra.
Speaker 4: Sandra wants number nine as well. Sandra, good morning, good morning, Hello,
Speaker 4: good morning. I got Hannah and I got Sandra. They're
Speaker 4: fighting over what a dream Come True?
Speaker 1: Number nine?
Speaker 6: You know I've thoroughly I've dissected Luke in the two
Speaker 6: seconds that we knew you guys were going to battle
Speaker 6: out for him. Look, he's a gym guy. He's in
Speaker 6: shape guy. Anybody who Sandra?
Speaker 5: Do you go to the gym?
Speaker 1: Your gym we're at you work out? I work out,
Speaker 1: but not at the gym. I'm more of a park girl.
Speaker 5: I like to walk.
Speaker 3: I like that.
Speaker 1: What color hair do you have?
Speaker 16: And I have dark brown?
Speaker 3: I like that.
Speaker 6: You're fitting into his niche go ahead and ask her.
Speaker 6: Ask you the question as Sandra.
Speaker 4: I'm gonna do this real quick. Okay, I'm going to
Speaker 4: ask the same question of each of you. I'm going
Speaker 4: to start with Sandra, Sandra, what celebrity do you look like?
Speaker 8: America?
Speaker 3: Who?
Speaker 5: What's celebrity America?
Speaker 1: Ferrara's nice?
Speaker 7: Okay, Hannah, what celebrity do you look like?
Speaker 2: Mandy Moore? Oh?
Speaker 1: Two great options. Hannah? Have you ever been arrested? Ooh,
Speaker 1: I'm out, Hannah, have you ever been arrested. No, Sandra,
Speaker 1: have you ever been arrested?
Speaker 5: No?
Speaker 4: Sure have Okay, I wouldn't hold that against you, by
Speaker 4: the way, Okay, back over to Sandra.
Speaker 7: Sandra, what's your best feature?
Speaker 17: I think my sense of humor?
Speaker 7: Humor? Okay, Hannah best feature?
Speaker 17: So probably my humor. I can't say that.
Speaker 1: Hmm. What can't you say?
Speaker 6: Blue eyes?
Speaker 7: Your blue eyes?
Speaker 1: What was she good at that? Were you gonna say
Speaker 1: something naughty?
Speaker 7: We don't know what you were doing?
Speaker 2: No, I was.
Speaker 1: I said a sense of humor, because but she already
Speaker 1: said that.
Speaker 4: Oh, she already said sense of humor, so she's got
Speaker 4: but it was something naughty, okay, Hannah, Hannah, Hannah, what
Speaker 4: color is your vibrator?
Speaker 3: Right?
Speaker 8: Yeah?
Speaker 1: What color? Okay, Sandra, will colors your vibrator purple? Have
Speaker 1: a good time with number nine tonight, have a great
Speaker 1: time with number nine. There it is. Sandra gets some
Speaker 1: nines off the board. You're still a pig ron. You're
Speaker 1: still a pig is off the board, lightning round. Sometimes
Speaker 1: you gotta do it that way. Sometimes you gotta move
Speaker 1: like it is legit, like I know ever left? All right,
Speaker 1: are you ready to get into some real stuff that
Speaker 1: we have to do today. Yeah, this is real news. Okay,
Speaker 1: nine is gone. Sandra is gonna go on a date
Speaker 1: with number nine tonight. All right, all right, Sandra, hang
Speaker 1: on the phone for me, Theresa. What are Houston's headlines?
Speaker 6: Well, in a big move to downsize the federal workforce,
Speaker 6: the Trump administration started widespread layoffs targeting probationary employees across
Speaker 6: multiple agencies. This could number in one hundreds of thousands.
Speaker 6: This is all going to be part of a broader
Speaker 6: strategy led by the Department of Government Efficiency to streamline
Speaker 6: federal operations. Now, let's talk about America's credit card debt.
Speaker 6: I am a happy credit card debtor. So it's at
Speaker 6: a record high right now. Americans are using their credit
Speaker 6: cards to pay for everything.
Speaker 1: I mean, for the past couple of years. Everything's more expensive.
Speaker 6: Looks like the record high one point twenty one trillion dollars.
Speaker 6: This increase, of course, goes more towards rent, food, everything
Speaker 6: else in between. Looks like overall, how told, debt now
Speaker 6: totals over eighteen trillion dollars.
Speaker 1: So the point of all of this is you are
Speaker 1: not alone.
Speaker 6: We got the recipe for the perfect nap okay, This
Speaker 6: is a study done according to like two thousand plus people.
Speaker 6: This was all mouped out. Nap o'clock. Nap o'clock is
Speaker 6: the ideal time for you to snooze, right, that's at
Speaker 6: one forty two pm. The perfect nap should last fifty
Speaker 6: one minutes, which means you're gonna wake up at two
Speaker 6: thirty three.
Speaker 1: You're welcome.
Speaker 6: That is the ideal formula to feel fresh.
Speaker 5: I love these I love these stories because I would.
Speaker 4: I'm gonna run this by my sister who's working on
Speaker 4: the line right now at General Motors and the Corvette
Speaker 4: engine is rolling past her. I'm just curious what the
Speaker 4: response would be for her to tell her foreman, Hey,
Speaker 4: it's nap o'clock. I'm gonna can you can you stop
Speaker 4: the line right now? I'm gonna go take a nap.
Speaker 1: I'll be back in two thirty three. Who are these
Speaker 1: people that just nap in the middle of the day, dude, like,
Speaker 1: not me. Come on, it's ridiculous to think that everybody
Speaker 1: could do this, you know.
Speaker 6: All right, let's talk about Saturday Night Live. This is
Speaker 6: a big weekend and they've got the fiftieth anniversary ahead.
Speaker 6: There's a lot going on So Saturday night, where you
Speaker 6: normally would see a real live new episode, they're gonna
Speaker 6: air the first ever episode from nineteen seventy five.
Speaker 1: That's gonna be awesome.
Speaker 6: Then the Big fiftieth will be on Sunday, so NBC
Speaker 6: Peacock and you're gonna have all the big game players.
Speaker 6: They even added like two hundred extra seats in the audience,
Speaker 6: which I've never been.
Speaker 1: Have you gone to us?
Speaker 5: Have you seen it taping?
Speaker 1: I've never been.
Speaker 6: My husband has, and I'm jealous. He said it's so
Speaker 6: tiny in there. They added two hundred extra chairs, so
Speaker 6: it's going to be packed. Adam Sandler, Andy Samberg, Chevy Chase,
Speaker 6: Chris Rock, Eddie Murphy, all the A game players are gonna.
Speaker 1: Be on board.
Speaker 6: So Sunday three hour special will air on NBC. It's
Speaker 6: gonna be awesome.
Speaker 4: I'm just kind of confirming that. Does it say that
Speaker 4: Chevy Chase is gonna be there?
Speaker 5: It says he's gonna be there. He is krusty, he's.
Speaker 4: A guy that was kind of banned for a while,
Speaker 4: you know, so it'll be interesting to see, you know,
Speaker 4: how he gets along with everybody and is he is
Speaker 4: he humble?
Speaker 7: Does he mention it.
Speaker 4: Does he you know, because Eddie Murphy was out of
Speaker 4: business with them for a long time, so with Adam Sandler,
Speaker 4: and they've all come back. So you know, for the
Speaker 4: fiftieth you've got to bring back every if you're alive
Speaker 4: and you were on that show, you should be there.
Speaker 1: Do they get paid for coming back? They get They're
Speaker 1: gonna do it for free. I don't. I think. I
Speaker 1: think it's just being a part of the night. It's
Speaker 1: gonna be a historic night. Okay.
Speaker 6: So I've been involved with the meat so I haven't
Speaker 6: checked my Chemical Romances social media, but fans and my
Speaker 6: Chemical Romance fans they literally aren't like they are true detectives.
Speaker 6: They called it, they said something's going to be happening.
Speaker 6: Then boom Wednesday there was a post, very cryptic and
Speaker 6: all it says is way an Arrow. So we've got
Speaker 6: Girard and you know, Frank doing something together today.
Speaker 1: They're going to announce it.
Speaker 6: I don't know if it's been revealed yet, but you know,
Speaker 6: my Chemical Romance are going to be back in one.
Speaker 1: Way or another. That is your decent headlines. That sure
Speaker 1: is okay, Jeez, is Alex there? Hello Alex Hello, Rod
Speaker 1: there you are, dude. You sound fantastic. What's going on
Speaker 1: in sports?
Speaker 8: Well, the Rockets did not do fantastic last night. They
Speaker 8: lost to the Warriors one, five to ninety eight. They
Speaker 8: now head into the All Star Break with a thirty
Speaker 8: four and twenty one record. They're currently fourth in the
Speaker 8: Western Conference. The NBA All Star Game is gonna be
Speaker 8: on Sunday. They broke up all the All Stars into
Speaker 8: four teams that are gonna play three games to determine
Speaker 8: a champion. Al Brin Shingoon is the lone Rockets player
Speaker 8: to make the All Star Game. He'll play on Charles
Speaker 8: Barkley's Global Stars Team. All Star Games start at seven
Speaker 8: thirty on Sunday night and you can watch it on
Speaker 8: T and T. Then in Hockey, Team USA open up
Speaker 8: the Four Nations Tournament with a win last night.
Speaker 5: They blew out Finland six to one.
Speaker 8: They're up to to one at the end of the
Speaker 8: second and then just crushed them in the third period.
Speaker 8: They're gona have a day off before facing Rod Ryan's Canada.
Speaker 5: Tomorrow night in Montreal.
Speaker 8: That's gonna start at seven o'clock and you can watch
Speaker 8: it on ABC.
Speaker 5: And then in racing.
Speaker 8: Don't think I forgot about the biggest race of the year,
Speaker 8: the dayton of five hundred that's going down Sunday. Chase
Speaker 8: Briscoe will be sitting in pole position. Race starts at
Speaker 8: one thirty and you can watch it on Fox. That
Speaker 8: is what's going on in sports.
Speaker 7: Okay, how you feeling, Teresa, It's.
Speaker 5: I'm nervous because we need we need these meet.
Speaker 1: Okay, we need to meet.
Speaker 4: Taken, Here's what I'm looking at. I mean, there's no
Speaker 4: time to potty. There's no time to potty. I got
Speaker 4: Rebecca wants number eighteen, Haley wants ten, Millie says she
Speaker 4: looks like Reese Witherspoon.
Speaker 1: Which guy does she want? Charlotte wants three, she looks
Speaker 1: like Julianne Moore. Cassie interested in number sixteen. So the
Speaker 1: girls are driving by and they're checking out the meat. Okay,
Speaker 1: So every dude, well almost every dude. I think I'm
Speaker 1: gonna take number nine. Sandra won the face off, she
Speaker 1: won the head to head battle, so I'm gonna give
Speaker 1: I'm gonna give.
Speaker 7: Number nine to Sandra.
Speaker 1: So he's kind of off, but he's staying out there
Speaker 1: though he's gonna chill, but all the meats is available. Girls, ladies.
Speaker 4: The guys are lined up on Westtheimer inbound near Guestner.
Speaker 4: Go check out our wonderful mile with meat and call
Speaker 4: us at seven, one, three, two five.
Speaker 1: Houston's rocking alternatives, The.
Speaker 2: Morning Show six to ten A ninety four or five.
Speaker 3: Man Fridayam Friday, three Bam Briday.
Speaker 1: You got a free man Friday, free Bam.
Speaker 3: Friday, Man right Bam Friday, right Bam Friday and Friday.
Speaker 5: Alright, Good morning, rod Ryan Show.
Speaker 1: Am I doing this right?
Speaker 7: I think I am? Try it again? Good morning rod
Speaker 7: Ryan Show.
Speaker 1: Hey, good morning.
Speaker 2: Hi.
Speaker 7: What's your name?
Speaker 1: My name is Alex.
Speaker 7: Alex, which dude are you interested in?
Speaker 2: Hey?
Speaker 1: Uh no, I don't swing that way. I'm sorry, Alex.
Speaker 1: To what color are your panties?
Speaker 10: Actually they're like about the Simpsons, so I got bared
Speaker 10: on them Bart Simpson panties on.
Speaker 1: All right, Well listen, you're calling number ten. Alex? You
Speaker 1: got the beer? All right? Thank you?
Speaker 11: Thank you?
Speaker 15: Sound good?
Speaker 1: You sure you don't want?
Speaker 4: I mean there's there's a couple of available handsome fellas
Speaker 4: out there still, Alex.
Speaker 1: Now I'm with somebody. I got my girl?
Speaker 8: Were good.
Speaker 1: I was just gonna say, are you single?
Speaker 5: Maybe you can swing by and hop in a spot.
Speaker 1: He's taken. Anybody wearing Simpsons panties has clearly already snatched
Speaker 1: up Alex.
Speaker 5: Congratulations, bro enjoy your beers.
Speaker 7: Alex.
Speaker 1: Where are you from?
Speaker 2: Uh?
Speaker 1: Here in Houston? All right, dude, thank you, Alex, hang
Speaker 1: on the phone for me. Thanks for being a great dude. Okay,
Speaker 1: it's the Mile of Meat. That's way part of the show. People, Yes,
Speaker 1: all right, how you feel. That's Teresa over there?
Speaker 7: Everybody? Hi, that's she looked around. She's like, what, Oh,
Speaker 7: that's me.
Speaker 16: I'm here.
Speaker 1: I'm actually here. I did this. I woke up.
Speaker 5: I did it thirteen years.
Speaker 4: Yes, Teresa has been on the Morning show and you
Speaker 4: didn't even believe it when I told.
Speaker 3: You that this is No.
Speaker 5: I didn't do the math because it's just too long.
Speaker 1: And I'll say this.
Speaker 4: I'll say this one more time, just because we're so
Speaker 4: busy in here, and we're gonna bring on some more
Speaker 4: gals that have checked out the Mile of Meat.
Speaker 1: Dudes. Alex is out there on the roadside.
Speaker 4: Our twenty dudes are lined up on Westheim Or inbound
Speaker 4: near Guessner I knew this was gonna happen.
Speaker 5: It hit me yesterday's I'm like, damn it. You have
Speaker 5: this awesome opportunity.
Speaker 1: Teresa's on the show thirteen years and we can't even
Speaker 1: sit around in chit chat and talk about old times.
Speaker 1: And people want to hear us tell stories and all
Speaker 1: these different things to catch up with you on. I
Speaker 1: want to hear about Carson. I want to hear about
Speaker 1: baby Brooklyn, who's now in college.
Speaker 5: I want to hear all that stuff. We got to
Speaker 5: get you back on on a regular show.
Speaker 1: I could do. I could do a regular show because
Speaker 1: I brought you into this madness today.
Speaker 6: Well, like I said this earlier, it's weird because it's
Speaker 6: like muscle memory. I just like it's like I never
Speaker 6: stopped once you did it for so many years, like
Speaker 6: nine ten years, Like.
Speaker 1: It's in my DNA at this point. So I would I.
Speaker 6: Would think it'd be funny to come back for another show.
Speaker 6: And just like I even thought about how we used
Speaker 6: to play are they doing it? Because I read a
Speaker 6: ton of smunty books now all the time, and I
Speaker 6: always think about when we play the game.
Speaker 7: Not played that game?
Speaker 5: Since you laught, we should do it let's play the game.
Speaker 1: I think I did have Dinah do it once and
Speaker 1: it just didn't.
Speaker 5: Dina was reading it. I'm like, come on, like, hoard.
Speaker 1: Up a little bit.
Speaker 7: I don't want to read like that.
Speaker 1: I nailed that job.
Speaker 5: I've nailed doing it all right, listen, let's get back
Speaker 5: into this.
Speaker 1: Milly on the phone, if you could go to number fourteen,
Speaker 1: I got it, John John John the Mallet, six '.
Speaker 4: Four, two hundred and fifteen pounds. I told you these
Speaker 4: six footers all were coming at me. Millie, good morning,
Speaker 4: good morning.
Speaker 1: What a cute name. I liked your name, Milly.
Speaker 2: I just like it.
Speaker 7: Is it short for like Milford?
Speaker 5: Yes, yes, Roger, Now it's not.
Speaker 1: My grandmother's name was Mildred.
Speaker 11: She hated it, so everyone calls.
Speaker 15: Her Milly for short.
Speaker 1: But I like it because if you get married his
Speaker 1: last name is Mallet, you'd be Millie Mallet. That'd be
Speaker 1: so great.
Speaker 5: What's your what's your middle name? What's your middle name?
Speaker 1: Millie Jane?
Speaker 11: It's so country, Relly Jane, Relly Jane, Mallett.
Speaker 1: You got to marry him.
Speaker 6: You know what I'm in on this and every Millie
Speaker 6: I've ever seen, like on TV is adorable.
Speaker 5: So you've got to be good looking.
Speaker 1: Do you?
Speaker 2: I am?
Speaker 1: You see?
Speaker 3: I love it.
Speaker 1: It says that you.
Speaker 4: Already answered the question for me. You got like you
Speaker 4: got a Reese Witherspoon.
Speaker 7: Vibe going right.
Speaker 2: That's what I've been told.
Speaker 4: Yes, great vibe. That's a great vibe. We we haven't
Speaker 4: asked about any hobbies. It's important that you do something
Speaker 4: more than just feed your cats, Millie, what.
Speaker 5: Else do you do besides single?
Speaker 3: Girl?
Speaker 1: Have to have cats? All right? Get it out of
Speaker 1: the way.
Speaker 7: How many cats you have?
Speaker 1: Milly? Stop? Go zero? Whoa take any guy you want care?
Speaker 1: What What do you do for fun when you're not working?
Speaker 1: I love to enjoy new.
Speaker 11: Experiences, whether that's trying things new restaurants, go on adventures.
Speaker 1: Do you have a favorite restaurant in Houston? I don't.
Speaker 15: Actually, one of us try to do a different restaurant
Speaker 15: every month.
Speaker 1: That's like my phone.
Speaker 3: I like that.
Speaker 1: One of John's hobbies is anything wet d anything wet. Listen.
Speaker 4: I've seen things online that I I know what some
Speaker 4: wet work is. But I don't think he's talking about that. Okay, okay,
Speaker 4: anything wet. I think he's more of like a beachy
Speaker 4: water pool guy.
Speaker 1: Are you.
Speaker 8: Yeah?
Speaker 1: Yeah?
Speaker 6: Is there vacation?
Speaker 15: Put me on a beach somewhere?
Speaker 1: Are you more of a one piece or a two
Speaker 1: piece at the beach?
Speaker 2: Both?
Speaker 1: Both?
Speaker 16: I like to mix it up.
Speaker 5: Okay, she mixes it up. I don't have a problem
Speaker 5: with that at all.
Speaker 1: He likes being outdoors, he likes dogs, and he has
Speaker 1: I don't want to scare you because this could be weird.
Speaker 5: He has a bearded dragon.
Speaker 1: I just I just saw that. Does that scare you?
Speaker 2: Like?
Speaker 1: He might be?
Speaker 4: He doesn't look hot topicy, but that seems to me.
Speaker 4: He's not hot topic y, but it's hot topicy to
Speaker 4: have a bearded dragon.
Speaker 1: With bearded dragons, I think are more intellectual. What do
Speaker 1: you think about that? Millie? Are you scared?
Speaker 16: I don't have a problem with that.
Speaker 2: No, not at all.
Speaker 11: I mean, I'm not gonna hold it, but you know,
Speaker 11: it'll be fun to look at Milly.
Speaker 1: Milly. What reality TV show do you watch?
Speaker 2: Like?
Speaker 1: What do you what's your go to.
Speaker 17: Reality TV?
Speaker 6: Married at first Side?
Speaker 16: I think it's hilarious.
Speaker 3: I love it.
Speaker 1: I love her. Millie Mallet Millie Mallet married Mallet. Millie
Speaker 1: Mallett married at first phone call. Listen, I like everything
Speaker 1: that you said. And you didn't run away from.
Speaker 4: That bearded dragon. I would have been out the doors.
Speaker 4: I would have been completely out the door on the
Speaker 4: bearded dragons.
Speaker 1: Nothing wrong.
Speaker 5: I don't know if you have like a scorpion or
Speaker 5: you're like a tarantula.
Speaker 1: Guy, you're what's what's missing in your life?
Speaker 6: A snake and like a bearded dragon or two totally
Speaker 6: different things.
Speaker 1: You don't like the same thing. You don't think they
Speaker 1: run a mistake.
Speaker 5: I'm having a cat these days. They go to the
Speaker 5: same reptile conventions.
Speaker 1: They don't go to convention, they go to cons They
Speaker 1: go to cons with furry things. They do not Millie,
Speaker 1: great job today. I like I like Reese Witherspoon with
Speaker 1: the bearded dragon.
Speaker 6: Yeah, I like Reese, and I hope we're invited to
Speaker 6: the wedding, Millie, because I'm liking.
Speaker 1: This a lot. All right, Millie Mallett, don't go anywhere
Speaker 1: that's there's something working there.
Speaker 3: I do.
Speaker 1: I like it absolutely. I like something that works really
Speaker 1: really well. It works. It's just that just that easy guys.
Speaker 1: Girls go by and see the mile of meat. We're
Speaker 1: gonna check in with Alex on the flip of this brake.
Speaker 5: We'll get more of you on the phone.
Speaker 1: Cassie, don't go anywhere. I'm coming to you next. She
Speaker 1: wants number sixteen.
Speaker 5: Get your paperwork ready, Rock and Alternatives.
Speaker 2: The rod Ryan Morning Show six to ten AM.
Speaker 1: The Buzz ninety four or five The Buzz just like
Speaker 1: the man said, Welcome back, rod Ryan Show. Happy Valentine's Day.
Speaker 7: Everybody.
Speaker 4: Mile of Meats twenty twenty five. Teresa, that's correct, she
Speaker 4: is in studio with us. Alex is on location. I'm
Speaker 4: gonna check in with him.
Speaker 1: Where is Alex.
Speaker 5: He's on Wesheimer inbound near Guessner.
Speaker 4: That's where our Miracle Mile is all set up. I've
Speaker 4: got twenty single dudes. Cassie, I'm coming to you next.
Speaker 4: She wants number sixteen.
Speaker 1: But before we get there, I'll get you started over
Speaker 1: here after Fanny Friday. The Looking at Girls blog page
Speaker 1: is our number one? Is our number two blog page.
Speaker 5: What do you know about Kanye West and that Bianca Sensori?
Speaker 1: Are they naked and now they're getting a divorce? Do
Speaker 1: you believe this the divorce rumors?
Speaker 6: One of somebody close to Kanye confirmed that yes, okay,
Speaker 6: are gonna get it, and she's gonna get a good
Speaker 6: chunk of cash out of that prenup, So you.
Speaker 4: Know, all right, So that's that's got its own blog page.
Speaker 4: She's also on looking at girls. Megan the Stallion turns
Speaker 4: thirty on Saturday. Big fan, uh Rihanna. I don't need
Speaker 4: to see one model doing any of the lingerie ads.
Speaker 4: I just need Rihanna doing her own products. It's unbelievable.
Speaker 4: You had to pick Rihanna or Megan thee Stallion.
Speaker 1: Who do you choose? Oh?
Speaker 4: God, right now, I think Rihanna. I think that's a party.
Speaker 4: I think that's a party.
Speaker 3: Yeah.
Speaker 1: And then Shakira. So I mean that's just some of
Speaker 1: the stuff.
Speaker 4: I'm looking at girls blog page. So I know that
Speaker 4: Brianca sensory state story is everywhere. What else is trending?
Speaker 6: Well, you know Valentine's Day is trending obviously, l's many
Speaker 6: gift byd And I'm gonna just mention this again because
Speaker 6: I was blown away. The average cost of a dozen
Speaker 6: roses in Texas is one hundred and ten dollars. I
Speaker 6: actually feel guilty because my husband's gonna buy me roses later.
Speaker 5: That's like a tank of gas in your truck.
Speaker 1: It's tough being a dude. It is really tough me
Speaker 1: to do, but you can hack it for one day.
Speaker 6: Also, the whales swallowing the kayaker huge trending right now,
Speaker 6: the visual and the quality of the film first of all,
Speaker 6: just it like gobbles them up and then yes them out.
Speaker 4: Yesterday on Three Things You Must See, we had a
Speaker 4: guy in a kayak and this great white shark was
Speaker 4: following him and I thought that was as scary as
Speaker 4: it gets. And then this whale says, hold my beer,
Speaker 4: comes up and like he's going up for what do
Speaker 4: they get?
Speaker 1: Krill or whatever they do? He comes out of the
Speaker 1: water and there just happens to be a guy in
Speaker 1: a kayak goes in the whale's mouth and the whale
Speaker 1: spits it out. That's it's wild, It's wild.
Speaker 4: That's on Three Things You Must See Today it's the
Speaker 4: mile of Me. I'm gonna go to Alex just to
Speaker 4: just get an update on the fellas. How are the fellas?
Speaker 4: Are they salty? They are they keeping their energy up?
Speaker 4: Tell me about these guys, Alex.
Speaker 2: Uh.
Speaker 8: The fellas are doing such a good job that the
Speaker 8: police just showed up not that long ago, they were
Speaker 8: asking if we were protesting. We were protesting being single.
Speaker 8: So they were cool of that. They held the sign
Speaker 8: and held some signs for a little bit and then
Speaker 8: they laugh. But so they're doing so well. They're being
Speaker 8: so enthusiastic. You're like, what are you guys protesting nothing?
Speaker 1: The price the prices roses.
Speaker 5: Yeah, it's what they should be protesting, all right.
Speaker 1: So the guy's got good energy, anybody.
Speaker 8: Lots of lots of traffic steadily flowing through. I saw
Speaker 8: some people pull in the parking lot to get a
Speaker 8: better look.
Speaker 5: Ah, we got one lady walking down the line right now.
Speaker 15: I like that.
Speaker 5: So vibes are high right now. Vibes are very high.
Speaker 6: Before we get into the chicks on hold, can I
Speaker 6: give a little love to number two and number six
Speaker 6: for anybody who hasn't drove by yet, Ladies, I highly
Speaker 6: approve of number two and number six so far, so like,
Speaker 6: go check it out.
Speaker 1: I'm just I'm putting them in the forefront, Like those
Speaker 1: are candidates that you're endorsing. Yeah, Like there's a.
Speaker 6: Really good looking and I think Corey's my fan favorite,
Speaker 6: Corey with a cane.
Speaker 1: Well, Cassie wants number sixteen. Thank you, Alex. Cassie, good morning.
Speaker 6: Okay, marian Rod.
Speaker 7: Did you hear his mom call in earlier?
Speaker 5: I didn't hear his mom calling That was so sweet.
Speaker 1: I was just wondering if that was what tipped the
Speaker 1: tip the you know your mood on This guy number
Speaker 1: sixteen's name, we all know his mom, but Dalton is
Speaker 1: his name.
Speaker 5: He's twenty five years old.
Speaker 4: He's a six footer, and he went to the University
Speaker 4: of Houston. He's an IT business analyst. And the mom
Speaker 4: gave him such a glowing endorsement. She didn't like the
Speaker 4: last girlfriend. Cassie, are you cool?
Speaker 3: Uh?
Speaker 1: Are you cool?
Speaker 6: Very cool?
Speaker 1: I'm the best with people's moms. I'm just saying, Cassie,
Speaker 1: how to holl are you? I'm five to nine, he's
Speaker 1: six foot that's good.
Speaker 3: What do you did?
Speaker 7: What do you do for a living, Cassie?
Speaker 1: Oh well, I'm a mubile notary, so I drive all
Speaker 1: around Houston.
Speaker 6: Those are very handy to have. By the way, that's
Speaker 6: a good job. That's a great job.
Speaker 1: Does it keep you love it is?
Speaker 4: There's that many notaries like on a daily basis. Are
Speaker 4: you out every day doing that? With your little stamping.
Speaker 16: I'm out every day.
Speaker 18: I'm actually after I got up the phone with you all,
Speaker 18: I'm on my way to Friendswood to.
Speaker 6: Go do a couple. Really, Cassie, de are you squeamish
Speaker 6: at the sight of blood because the dude plays rugby.
Speaker 1: I'm just thinking that could get Dealie. I am not squeamish.
Speaker 8: And that is very hot.
Speaker 5: It is very hot. And he looks like his build,
Speaker 5: he looks.
Speaker 1: Like he plays rugby.
Speaker 5: Okay, where are you at with the animals.
Speaker 1: Being at the jiu jitsu?
Speaker 9: Oh?
Speaker 16: I love dogs.
Speaker 1: I love all animals.
Speaker 16: I'm a huge animal.
Speaker 5: This guy says he's got three one pound German shepherds.
Speaker 1: I didn't know. I didn't know German shepherds.
Speaker 5: Got that back German shepherd husky.
Speaker 1: Okay, where's your bell you, Cassie? What celebrity do you
Speaker 1: look like?
Speaker 2: Oh?
Speaker 16: Zoe's channel.
Speaker 6: Yes, she's gorge She's got those big old eyeballs.
Speaker 1: All right, Zoe dogs and she's awkward.
Speaker 13: And that's me too.
Speaker 16: Oh.
Speaker 1: I love that.
Speaker 2: I love it.
Speaker 1: Loves in the air ride. I like this all right,
Speaker 1: Hang on, Cassie, I'm really liking what I'm hearing is
Speaker 1: always in Cassie. It just sounds good.
Speaker 7: Is number three still on the chopping block?
Speaker 6: Well, we had Megan money number three, but we didn't
Speaker 6: give him to her yet.
Speaker 1: We did not connect it yet. Okay, what about number fifteen?
Speaker 1: It's number fifteen available? Yes, Rome, Rome? Okay, let's say
Speaker 1: how to faby Faby Yeah, short for Fabrizi.
Speaker 6: It's actually fabola, fabiola fabola.
Speaker 4: Oh okay, Well, listen, I love the smell of fabiola
Speaker 4: when those get when their girls are done with the
Speaker 4: bathrooms here, fabuloso.
Speaker 1: It smells so good. I love it. I bought it
Speaker 1: because of started working here. The purple kind, the fabuloso,
Speaker 1: the purple good.
Speaker 7: I buy the purple stuff now. I keep it in
Speaker 7: my hopper all the time.
Speaker 3: I do like it.
Speaker 7: Faby, you're single?
Speaker 3: Yes?
Speaker 8: Old?
Speaker 1: How old are you?
Speaker 6: Oh?
Speaker 1: Forty one?
Speaker 16: But I look like thirty three, do you?
Speaker 4: Okay, I'm just gonna be real honest with you. Rome
Speaker 4: is twenty seven years old. He's single, he's from the
Speaker 4: Katie area. He's a fitness manager, so.
Speaker 1: The dude is fit. He's young.
Speaker 5: What are your thoughts on a younger due like that?
Speaker 1: I'm open to it as long as they're open to
Speaker 1: older as well, right, I mean, how old did you
Speaker 1: say you were? You're not even that old. Forty one? Yeah,
Speaker 1: she's young forty one or thirty one? Forty one one?
Speaker 1: Forty one is the new thirty one. He's twenty seven.
Speaker 1: You guys are almost the same age, Fabby. How tall
Speaker 1: are you? Bye?
Speaker 11: Six by seven?
Speaker 2: Oh?
Speaker 1: That's cute. He's six and three hung. He's got some tattoos.
Speaker 13: I like that.
Speaker 1: You got any tattoos?
Speaker 3: Faby?
Speaker 1: What do you have any tattoos? I do one?
Speaker 6: I just got it last year.
Speaker 7: I asked him what celebrity he looks like? He said,
Speaker 7: Andrew Garfield. He nailed it. He does look like Andrew Garfield.
Speaker 1: With a really big beard. Yeah, Faby, what celebrity do
Speaker 1: you look like?
Speaker 6: I've been told Jennifer love you.
Speaker 1: Oh oh, you just spoke Rod's love language.
Speaker 5: I know this man still so well.
Speaker 1: I love Jennifer love My husband loves like. What is
Speaker 1: it about her?
Speaker 5: Everyone just loves her?
Speaker 1: She has aged so perfectly too.
Speaker 7: Man like a fine wine, absolutely, Fabby.
Speaker 1: Faby, that's me. What's your drink of choice? Faby?
Speaker 10: No fashion?
Speaker 1: Oh he's a he's a gin and tonic I like them.
Speaker 1: I think it's great. He doesn't like jealous.
Speaker 5: Girls either, he'll be jealous.
Speaker 1: Faby.
Speaker 4: All right, Faby, hang on, you're not worried about that
Speaker 4: age you're not worried about I'm not worried about the
Speaker 4: age gap.
Speaker 5: If you're not, I'm not.
Speaker 1: I'm not asking Rome doesn't. I'm not worried about Okay.
Speaker 4: Yeah, I'm handling all of Rome's pr He's fine with
Speaker 4: the uh, he's fine with the age gap there.
Speaker 1: Yeah, no, I think it's gonna be okay, Faby.
Speaker 4: We're having a party tonight at Cactus Cove.
Speaker 1: You swear to the little six ounce, six pounds eight
Speaker 1: ounce baby Jesus that you'll be there.
Speaker 7: You promise you'll be there.
Speaker 16: I can be there yet.
Speaker 1: No no, no, no, no, no, no no no, okay,
Speaker 1: you got to commits six o'clock.
Speaker 4: Cactus Cove is the party where, if we chose you,
Speaker 4: you would this unbelievable cutlet of meat.
Speaker 1: Are you available tonight? I am? I'll be there, all right.
Speaker 1: That's what I need to hear. You want to lock
Speaker 1: that in. You want to locking in fabby locking it?
Speaker 1: Fifteen's off the table. You kidding me? Just like that
Speaker 1: and sixteen. Let's take sixteen off the table.
Speaker 5: Sixteen's off the table, Cassie.
Speaker 4: Okay, listen, we got we got cutlets of meat flying
Speaker 4: out the window.
Speaker 1: Here girls go check out.
Speaker 4: There's still plenty of meat available right there on West
Speaker 4: tim Or inbound near guest Nurse.
Speaker 1: The mile of Meat ninety four or five the bus. Okay,
Speaker 1: here we go, ninety four to five the bus heavy.
Speaker 4: Valentine's Day, everybody, and happy free Beer Friday. I've got
Speaker 4: another case of beer coming up for you. As you
Speaker 4: can probably already tell, open phones isn't really going to
Speaker 4: be happening as we traditionally do open phones Friday, because
Speaker 4: it's all the gals calling in scoping out the mile
Speaker 4: of Meat Mile of Meat Day.
Speaker 1: Today.
Speaker 5: The guys are lined up on Westheim or inbound near Guessner.
Speaker 1: It's all up on you. It's all up to you,
Speaker 1: ladies to go out and check out these guys. Okay,
Speaker 1: I mean, we got a couple of Theresa really has
Speaker 1: a couple that she really really likes.
Speaker 8: I do.
Speaker 5: I got one guy who said, dude, you just did
Speaker 5: that guy dirty? She's too old for him?
Speaker 4: Is too old?
Speaker 6: No, no, because women don't age like they used to.
Speaker 1: Okay, she said, she's always told she looks younger.
Speaker 5: Okay, and I'm going.
Speaker 1: To go with that because we're all about just having
Speaker 1: a fun night. We're not trying to get them married off.
Speaker 5: Not all of them anyway, except for Millie Miller.
Speaker 6: Millie Millillia Mallett is getting married in that. We will
Speaker 6: have no other way about it.
Speaker 4: All right, too bad, the mallet's out of it, Melissa
Speaker 4: Mallett sounds good too.
Speaker 5: Hey, Melissa, good morning. Hey, Hi Melissa, my boy Corey.
Speaker 2: With a K.
Speaker 1: You choke you.
Speaker 4: You checked out the mile of meat. You said that
Speaker 4: you were interested in. Uh, it's Corey with the K.
Speaker 4: Number two is what? Who caught your eye?
Speaker 1: Huh?
Speaker 3: Melissa, Yes he did.
Speaker 1: What was it about number two that caught your eye?
Speaker 1: Just the fact that he was one available and he
Speaker 1: looked really adorable with holding up his signs.
Speaker 5: Did you hear Teresa's endorsement of him?
Speaker 1: He's kind of like good hair.
Speaker 5: It looks like a finance guy. He's a real literacy.
Speaker 4: She sut him down as one of his one of
Speaker 4: her endorsements. Melissa, Let's let's get this out of the way.
Speaker 4: What celebrity do you look.
Speaker 1: Like Leah Remedy? Okay? Oh, I like that. I know
Speaker 1: exactly who that is. Okay, Lea Remedy is that pillow lips? No,
Speaker 1: that's Lea, that's Renee. That's no, No, Lea Queens.
Speaker 2: Yeah.
Speaker 1: Oh, Lis Arena, Lise Arena is that pillows?
Speaker 5: Oh?
Speaker 1: Leah Remedy is the sociology check scientology, check scientology, scientology. Okay,
Speaker 1: I like her that. You got an attitude like Lea Remedy.
Speaker 1: She's spicy, she's got a little I'm spy.
Speaker 16: Yeah.
Speaker 1: How old are you?
Speaker 5: I'm thirty six, he's forty six.
Speaker 1: What do you think about?
Speaker 6: It's good?
Speaker 1: What do you think about a ten year gap?
Speaker 3: There?
Speaker 1: I love it, you do. He's a realtor. What do
Speaker 1: you get? I'm in commercial roofing.
Speaker 6: It's like, no, that works, it works. And you know
Speaker 6: what I like about Corey with a K. He's got
Speaker 6: like his selfie in the mirror you can see like
Speaker 6: his place in the back. He's got nice stuff. He's
Speaker 6: got a clean little house. It's got a good taste.
Speaker 5: I see why you like him.
Speaker 6: For a company named Corey's Construction.
Speaker 1: So it's funny, wow anything. When they get married, her
Speaker 1: name will be Melissa Vance.
Speaker 8: I like it.
Speaker 1: I like it, Melissa, I too like. I feel like
Speaker 1: there's a good vibe here, even like the ten year
Speaker 1: age gap because that really means nothing.
Speaker 6: But I just think it's gonna be like, you guys
Speaker 6: are gonna sizzle.
Speaker 1: Well, So what's your favorite drink? You a drinking gill.
Speaker 1: He's a margarita guy. They're perfect for each other. Are
Speaker 1: you kidding me?
Speaker 4: His turn ons? Is confidence being put in my place?
Speaker 4: He said, laughs, laughing at yourself positive vibes. He likes
Speaker 4: a kinky is what he means.
Speaker 6: Yes, Yeah, I think I think I fit the bill.
Speaker 7: You guys might get married.
Speaker 8: I love this right.
Speaker 1: Uh listen, Melissa, I think everything sounds really really good here.
Speaker 1: I think we might have a good one. You all
Speaker 1: the cutest baby's ever. We's got good hair.
Speaker 5: Love it all right now.
Speaker 1: Cassandra was interested in one, but she said she she
Speaker 1: liked a couple of the dudes out there. Cassandra, good morning,
Speaker 1: good morning, Hey celebrity that you most resemble and you
Speaker 1: can always phrase it, girls, here's how you're covered. Well
Speaker 1: I don't think so, but my friends have told me this,
Speaker 1: and that's how you get away with this question. Go ahead,
Speaker 1: what's celebrity?
Speaker 18: Well, I don't think so about the apps? Tell me now,
Speaker 18: I actually had a few come up, a couple. I
Speaker 18: did this a couple of years ago. I got Reese Witherspoon. Okay,
Speaker 18: but I also get like Cameron Diaz.
Speaker 16: And Drew Barrymore.
Speaker 1: There's apps that tell you what celebrity you look like? Now? Yeah, Ai, boy,
Speaker 1: has the world changed? Yeah? How old are you, Cassandra?
Speaker 1: I'm okay. The guy he's twenty eight. He's a cougar magnet.
Speaker 6: No, this is the like second cougar who's like, let's
Speaker 6: just do it now, hang on, we're going to be
Speaker 6: open to it.
Speaker 4: You said that, Did you say that you were open
Speaker 4: to a couple of different guys that are out there?
Speaker 2: Uh?
Speaker 16: Yeah, there were a couple of guys who caught my eye.
Speaker 4: Yeah, so you said five, he's how old are you?
Speaker 4: I'm you're forty six. Number five is thirty five. I mean,
Speaker 4: I'm not trying to take Nathan out of this. Sean
Speaker 4: twenty eight, but Sean is thirty five six one. Uh,
Speaker 4: he's got a degree in air traffic control. So you
Speaker 4: want to talk about a dude under pressure.
Speaker 1: His turnoffs are cats? Do you have a cat?
Speaker 8: Oh?
Speaker 2: No, no?
Speaker 1: Cat?
Speaker 3: Good?
Speaker 1: Good good?
Speaker 2: I like this.
Speaker 1: We should focus on five here. It's just it's just.
Speaker 4: His hobbies are soccer, muscle cars, motorcycles, and family hobbies. Cassandra,
Speaker 4: what do you think about? What do you think about
Speaker 4: the motorcycle muscle car thing?
Speaker 1: So somebody some people.
Speaker 7: Don't want to gearhead.
Speaker 16: I think it's kind of sexy.
Speaker 1: Yeah, I like this.
Speaker 5: What's your favorite drink? Are you a drinking gal?
Speaker 1: I am.
Speaker 6: I usually keep it simple with like ajen and soda, soda.
Speaker 7: He's a Guinness and a tequila guy.
Speaker 1: This guy's a man. What town do you live in, Cassandra?
Speaker 16: Inside the loop?
Speaker 1: Okay, he's Kingwood. That's why I ask.
Speaker 6: Okay, yeah, Booty calls, who's gonna have to drive the farthest?
Speaker 5: Cassandra tattoos? Yes, okay, talk to me.
Speaker 1: What do you got?
Speaker 8: What you got?
Speaker 1: Where are they?
Speaker 3: I have a few.
Speaker 18: I've got one on the back of my shoulder, shoe
Speaker 18: in the middle of my back, one on my left arm,
Speaker 18: and one on my right wrist.
Speaker 7: Okay, where's the butterfly?
Speaker 1: Go ahead?
Speaker 5: Butterflies are actually on trend.
Speaker 1: Now where is the butterfly.
Speaker 5: Cassandra cream crushed under a foot is.
Speaker 2: Wow. I like her.
Speaker 1: I want to date her.
Speaker 5: Cassandra, I like you.
Speaker 1: I like you with number five.
Speaker 5: I do too, I do too, Okay, all right, I
Speaker 5: like you.
Speaker 1: With number five. I don't know if we asked the
Speaker 1: guys if they have in he doesn't look like he
Speaker 1: doesn't have any like visible ones that I see.
Speaker 6: I think that Cassandra is going to add a little
Speaker 6: spice to Sean's life.
Speaker 1: He looks very nice and I think he'll have fun
Speaker 1: with her.
Speaker 7: You're right, he doesn't look like post malone. There's nothing
Speaker 7: in the space.
Speaker 12: Yeah.
Speaker 1: Uh hey Alex, Alex, are you still there? Every okay,
Speaker 1: wait a minute, he'd be over here.
Speaker 5: Eley right here. Hey dude, hello bro, how are the
Speaker 5: guys holding up? Guys?
Speaker 8: Are guys are doing pretty well?
Speaker 5: Right here? I actually just had a lee shout out
Speaker 5: to Brooks.
Speaker 8: She just came by and actually smartest move maybe was
Speaker 8: she was like, what are these guys ages? So we
Speaker 8: just looked at my little uh folder. We paid her
Speaker 8: with a couple of guys that might be in her
Speaker 8: age group, and I told her to Collins.
Speaker 1: We got everything represented we've got twenties, thirties, forties, and
Speaker 1: we got some fifty year olds out there.
Speaker 6: We do, Alex, I need you to take Kevin number
Speaker 6: eight pirate hat.
Speaker 1: Off, leave the kilt.
Speaker 6: Can you just make some adjustice the pirate keep the
Speaker 6: kilt obviously.
Speaker 1: Okay, So okay'll jacket Okay, so we're gonna tamp down
Speaker 1: the lea the pirate, look, but keep the kilt.
Speaker 5: Yeah, okay.
Speaker 1: You like uh, Theresa, you like Cassandra.
Speaker 7: And Sean I do.
Speaker 1: I've put a big star by it, so I think
Speaker 1: we should lock that in. Okay, it makes sense. It
Speaker 1: all works. And then Leo remedy over there for we're
Speaker 1: going to that wedding, all right, all right, Alex, keep
Speaker 1: those guys motivated, all right, we'll do all right, we'll do.
Speaker 1: Keep the boys motivated. Alex is out there on the roadside.
Speaker 1: Guys will lined up on Wesheim or inbound neer Guestner.
Speaker 4: Even though we've paired off a few, there's still plenty
Speaker 4: of there's plenty of meat available.
Speaker 1: Have we even mentioned Ramiro twenty He's on the very end.
Speaker 1: He's on the very end. How is Ramiro availing? Listen?
Speaker 1: He is cute. I don't even know how that guy's available.
Speaker 6: He is a good looking dude, and he looks good
Speaker 6: in a T shirt. I know that's like team like
Speaker 6: guys look really good in a fitted shirt. He's got
Speaker 6: like a s medium thing happening, but it's hot.
Speaker 1: That's my fifty two year old. This guy is healthy.
Speaker 5: He's fifty two. Number twenty.
Speaker 1: He doesn't look he looks thirty four. He does look,
Speaker 1: Ladies run, got a full head of hair. He's a
Speaker 1: good looking guy. I hate him, you and all your
Speaker 1: dumb hair Number twenty, No wonder, nobody's calling. Everybody wants
Speaker 1: baald dudes. You know that, all right. I got a
Speaker 1: full head of hair sitting there in twenty he said,
Speaker 1: his early fifties. And the dude's in wicked shape.
Speaker 8: Yeah.
Speaker 4: I don't know how he's still in this what he is,
Speaker 4: and he's available. Go check out our mile of meat girls.
Speaker 4: Give us a call.
Speaker 7: Seven one three two, win two five, nine four five.
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Speaker 1: The rod Ryan Morning Show six to ten am, ninety
Speaker 1: four or five The Buzz. Remember how business is are I.
Speaker 5: Forgot how chaotic it is?
Speaker 4: All right, it's smile of meat, Happy Valentine's Day, everybody.
Speaker 4: You know, we do it meat style all morning long.
Speaker 4: We've got these twenty cutlets of meat on the road side.
Speaker 4: I'm asking the gals that listen to the show single gals,
Speaker 4: because I'm offering up single dudes. You gotta be single
Speaker 4: on your end as well. You drive by, you go
Speaker 4: scope out. They're wearing numbered shirts. Deb and everybody over
Speaker 4: at BMP thank you for the shirts. So they're all
Speaker 4: they're wearing these shirts with these huge numbers on them. Okay,
Speaker 4: and you're driving by and you're telling me which one
Speaker 4: you're interested in.
Speaker 3: Now.
Speaker 1: Gabby said that number seven caught her eye. Gabby, good morning, Hey,
Speaker 1: good morning. Okay. You know what I can't believe. His
Speaker 1: name is d D Hernandez. How old are you, Melissa?
Speaker 1: I'm sorry, Gabby, how old are you?
Speaker 6: Thirty three?
Speaker 5: Thirty three? He's forty three. You good with the ten
Speaker 5: year age difference?
Speaker 1: Yeah, yeah, yeah.
Speaker 9: And then I also got out of the car and
Speaker 9: walked down here, and I also talked to number twelve.
Speaker 6: Oh really, Oh, she's like she like got out and
Speaker 6: walked right up to him.
Speaker 2: I like that.
Speaker 5: So you're keeping your options on the tables.
Speaker 1: Wait a minute, so you don't want seven, you want twelve? Now?
Speaker 5: Wait do we do?
Speaker 1: Michael? What happened in seven? I got? I got Brenda
Speaker 1: in the pink panties.
Speaker 5: Hold on here, I got Brenda.
Speaker 1: I got Brend with the pink panties.
Speaker 7: On, Michael, let's walkak to.
Speaker 1: Seven though, because you know what I'm looking at seven?
Speaker 1: Like his photo he's got.
Speaker 5: A cowboy hat on in the pig and hispanic rip
Speaker 5: from the Yellowstone.
Speaker 1: There you go, hispanic rip. Oh that's crazy, I think?
Speaker 1: Really does I think twelve's off the table?
Speaker 3: Yeah?
Speaker 5: Did you got?
Speaker 2: So?
Speaker 1: What was with seven? Now he's you know, he's listening.
Speaker 1: So now he's feeling like.
Speaker 4: Okay, now I'm with this girl that didn't really originally
Speaker 4: want me.
Speaker 1: Are we gonna work on the seventh thing?
Speaker 2: Or no?
Speaker 19: Yeah?
Speaker 6: I mean, Gabby, I've been to these Mile of Meat
Speaker 6: parties obviously for a long time.
Speaker 1: Listen, anything's possible.
Speaker 6: So you hang out with let's say, let's say we
Speaker 6: team you with with D tonight after the party, maybe
Speaker 6: you go.
Speaker 1: Talk to twelve. I mean, like it's open everything's open.
Speaker 5: Well, that does happen, you know what I mean?
Speaker 6: Even I talked to one of the guys from the
Speaker 6: Meat that's a long story.
Speaker 1: That does happen. It happens.
Speaker 5: Okay, where are you at with the tattoos? What do
Speaker 5: you got, Gabby?
Speaker 1: No tattoos? No tattoos? What's your favorite food? Pizza?
Speaker 7: What's your what's your music?
Speaker 1: What you give me?
Speaker 5: A couple of bands?
Speaker 1: What's your favorite stuff? Oh?
Speaker 13: Okay, threw up on bll shigne down.
Speaker 1: I was at the twenty year anniversary party? Would you
Speaker 1: go with?
Speaker 5: I actually went.
Speaker 10: Alone and I met a couple of girls out there.
Speaker 1: Really Okay, that's strong, really strong to go to a
Speaker 1: party like that by yourself. So clearly you are single.
Speaker 1: This guy, he's a Lincoln Park guy, gave you what's
Speaker 1: your astrological sign? What sign are you here? We go crazy?
Speaker 16: Talk libra?
Speaker 7: What does a libra mean when when he's a cancer?
Speaker 1: That it's a good it's a good thing. It would
Speaker 1: be a good thing. I mean, I don't know. You
Speaker 1: guys might fight a little bit, but you be connected,
Speaker 1: and it's all right. The bond will be strong. The
Speaker 1: bond will be strong, all right, listen.
Speaker 5: She's the hot head leave resert.
Speaker 1: You know it's okay. I kind of already got the
Speaker 1: pink panties with twelve. I like Hispanic Rip.
Speaker 8: I do two.
Speaker 1: I do too, and Gabby. He's a good looking guy,
Speaker 1: but I want to do him dirty either though, Like
Speaker 1: I feel like he's second fiddled to you already. You know, woah,
Speaker 1: he was the first pick. He was your first pick,
Speaker 1: but then you saw twelve. All right, let me think
Speaker 1: on this. Okay, all right, it's not ruined. Don't stress
Speaker 1: over it. Don't stress over it. I don't want to stress.
Speaker 6: This is a chick that win to whole party by
Speaker 6: herself made friends. She's okay to be teamed up with
Speaker 6: d She's open having fun. It's all about just having
Speaker 6: fun tonight.
Speaker 1: Gabby.
Speaker 7: What are you gonna wear tonight?
Speaker 6: Probably skirt, a leather skirt, maybe leather.
Speaker 1: You had rott leather. Okay, you're back.
Speaker 5: You have not changed, You're back in.
Speaker 1: Okay, Gabby, Gabby's back in with Hispanic Rip.
Speaker 5: It takes nothing for you, Rod, it takes nothing, all right.
Speaker 1: Hang on. Leather skirt, Gabby, that's all I like it.
Speaker 1: She could look like Shrek leather skirt. That's all he's
Speaker 1: gonna focus on. Yes, you know how it works.
Speaker 2: I do.
Speaker 5: Okay, we're visual creatures.
Speaker 1: Can't help it.
Speaker 5: I'm not going to shy away from that. Do we
Speaker 5: have a one final Houston headline? We have one more
Speaker 5: hour to do?
Speaker 8: I do.
Speaker 1: This has flown by, and then one more whole hour
Speaker 1: of this leather skirt said everything else, pink panties. Goodness?
Speaker 5: All right, shifting gears.
Speaker 1: What are Houston's headlines?
Speaker 6: Well, In a big move to downsize the federal workforce,
Speaker 6: the Trump administration started widespread layoffs targeting probationary employees across
Speaker 6: multiple agencies that could.
Speaker 1: Number in the hundreds of thousands.
Speaker 6: It's all going to be part of this broader strategy
Speaker 6: led by the Department of Government Efficiency.
Speaker 1: To streamline federal upper Let's talk about ozempic now.
Speaker 6: This clinical trial making news today shows that ozempic could
Speaker 6: reduce alcohol cravings. So you're talking about low dose ozempic
Speaker 6: helping people. And in this study, like nine weeks, it
Speaker 6: took for them to drink significantly less okay more than
Speaker 6: a placebo.
Speaker 1: So you might be seeing more of this in the
Speaker 1: future to help with you know, alcohol use disorder, which
Speaker 1: is a drug.
Speaker 7: It's like a wonder drug.
Speaker 2: It is.
Speaker 1: It is Valentine's Day today everyone.
Speaker 6: If you didn't realize that yet, get up in and
Speaker 6: all the stories are Okay, you forgot Valentine's Day.
Speaker 1: You woke up.
Speaker 2: What do you do?
Speaker 1: You can buy a card, it's better than nothing.
Speaker 6: Flowers ideals, maybe a plant if you know we're well enough.
Speaker 6: That'd be kind of a cute because the plant will
Speaker 6: last forever. If she takes care of it, the flowers
Speaker 6: will die.
Speaker 5: So keep that in mind.
Speaker 4: This is all good information. And you know, Steak and
Speaker 4: Bjday is still a thing.
Speaker 1: Ugh, guys, if you even want any hope.
Speaker 4: Of celebrating Steak and Bjday a month from now, you
Speaker 4: have to take care of your girl.
Speaker 2: You do.
Speaker 5: So that's the side the Steak in Bjday.
Speaker 1: You really got to take care of your girl today
Speaker 1: because you can't be asking for that in a month
Speaker 1: from now.
Speaker 6: Okay, then if you really want a good Steak in
Speaker 6: Bjday and you don't know what to get, and it's
Speaker 6: get her a splod package, I need you to spend
Speaker 6: two hundred dollars on that, and then you're like, yep,
Speaker 6: it's life's not cheap man.
Speaker 1: Now we're putting a price on face us spat package.
Speaker 5: Will do Wonders and then you and then you can
Speaker 5: plan on celebrating a month after that.
Speaker 1: Yes, so the cost is two hundred dollars. It's all inflation, Rod,
Speaker 1: It's all in the inflation.
Speaker 5: All right, Well, okay, over the.
Speaker 6: Weekend, well today, Captain America Bravey World will hit theaters,
Speaker 6: which of course is a big deal. I'm a Marvel geek,
Speaker 6: so I support the film. It's not going to be
Speaker 6: like Monumental. It built me well. But we've got Harrison
Speaker 6: Ford as the Red Hawk, which is like, that's the
Speaker 6: draw here. He's been doing good press for it, and
Speaker 6: like you said earlier, when you see the Red Hawk,
Speaker 6: like you see Harrison Ford's face in there, which is
Speaker 6: going to make it exciting stuff. Let's talk about Liam
Speaker 6: Gallagher of Oasis. He's yappin about the Rock and Roll
Speaker 6: Hall of Fame the Nation which they are in now
Speaker 6: for the class of twenty twenty five. He said the
Speaker 6: rock and Roll Hall of Fame is for wankers, so
Speaker 6: Oasis being Oasis.
Speaker 1: But let's not forget Soundgarden.
Speaker 6: White Stripes also nominated, and you can vote every day
Speaker 6: for the fan vote vote dot rockcall dot com, and
Speaker 6: that is Houston's headlines.
Speaker 1: Look, you're a rock fan, you're a historian.
Speaker 13: Yep.
Speaker 5: Is Oasis a first ballot Hall of Famer?
Speaker 2: No?
Speaker 6: Okay, Soundgarden has already been nominated many times.
Speaker 1: They need to go in Oasis.
Speaker 4: No, definitely not first time nominees. And I know you
Speaker 4: know your classic rock Yeah, bad company rock and roll
Speaker 4: Hall of Fame?
Speaker 1: Yeah, I feel so. I feel like it.
Speaker 4: Black Crows, first time they've ever been nominated. Are they
Speaker 4: a rock and roll Hall of Fame?
Speaker 2: Ban?
Speaker 6: That's a first entry rock and roll rock and roll
Speaker 6: Hall of Fame situation for me.
Speaker 1: I think they're at one thousand percent.
Speaker 4: They've been eligible for years, they've just never been nominated before.
Speaker 4: So it's the first time they're nominated. And I felt
Speaker 4: that they have been overlooked for years.
Speaker 1: It's strong entry there in my opinion. And you said
Speaker 1: yes to uh Sin Whopper? What one million thousand percent?
Speaker 1: You kidding me, Chubby Checker.
Speaker 7: The guy's only got two songs.
Speaker 1: He's still alive. I say, put him in.
Speaker 4: Let's twist again and then twist again like we did
Speaker 4: last summer he's got two songs.
Speaker 6: You gotta have that one guy that's gonna be him,
Speaker 6: I still think.
Speaker 1: Just says he's alive. Put him in there, Alex, good morning.
Speaker 1: Oh he's over here, Alex. Two hundred dollars?
Speaker 5: Are you kidding me?
Speaker 1: Have from now? Alex? Did you give a push a millionaires? Alex?
Speaker 5: Did you give a push present?
Speaker 1: Well, you guys make a lot more money than you.
Speaker 8: No.
Speaker 2: Not.
Speaker 5: I did tours. Okay, I did toores around the house.
Speaker 5: That was my push.
Speaker 1: President. I am poor. He cleaned the room after the
Speaker 1: kid was born. They didn't clean it. Just he saved
Speaker 1: a few down. He saved a few dollars.
Speaker 4: He sanitized that holding afterwards, he mopped everything up himself.
Speaker 5: All right, dude, what's going on in sports?
Speaker 17: Oh?
Speaker 8: Well, the Rockets fell of the Warriors last night one eight.
Speaker 8: They now head into the All Star Break with a
Speaker 8: thirty four to twenty one record. They're currently fourth in
Speaker 8: the Western Conference. The NBA All Star Game is gonna
Speaker 8: be on Sunday. They broke all of the All Stars
Speaker 8: up into four teams. They're gonna play three games to
Speaker 8: determine a champion. Alprin Shangoon is the only Rockets player
Speaker 8: to make that All Star Game.
Speaker 5: He'll play on.
Speaker 8: Charles Barkley's Global All Stars team. The All Star Games
Speaker 8: start at seven thirty on Sunday night and you can
Speaker 8: watch it on T and T. Then in hockey, Team
Speaker 8: USA opened up the Four Nations Tournament with a win
Speaker 8: last night.
Speaker 5: They blew out Finland six to one.
Speaker 8: They're gonna have a day off board taking on rod
Speaker 8: Ryans Canada tomorrow night in Montreal, America. Starts at Show
Speaker 8: Me a Birth Certificate first. That starts at seven and
Speaker 8: you can watch it on ABC. And then the biggest
Speaker 8: race of the year that I am very excited about,
Speaker 8: the Daytona five hundred, is on Sunday, Chase Brisco starting
Speaker 8: in pole position. Although I'm an Austin Sindric guy, everybody
Speaker 8: knows that race starts at one thirty.
Speaker 5: You can watch it on Fox. That is what's going
Speaker 5: on in sports.
Speaker 7: That guy knows nothing about racing.
Speaker 1: The dayton I had to say it one more time.
Speaker 4: Okay, it's not the Hall of Fame, it's not the
Speaker 4: Hall of Bands that I like, But I want to
Speaker 4: finish this out with you.
Speaker 7: Do they get into the Hall of Fame?
Speaker 1: The White stripes eventually, not now, fish yeah, outcast, Yes,
Speaker 1: Billy Idle.
Speaker 6: You gotta put Billy Idol in there, Mariah Carey, she'll.
Speaker 1: Eventually go in.
Speaker 6: I don't think we need her to go in right now,
Speaker 6: not yet, Okay, I make her sweat it.
Speaker 1: Out, all right. Well, that's basically almost all of the
Speaker 1: people that are nominated this year. Guys, we got one
Speaker 1: more hour to get some dates for our Mile of Meat.
Speaker 1: I got a lot of meat in my hands here
Speaker 1: and there's.
Speaker 4: A ton of available meat right there west tim or
Speaker 4: inbound near Guestner. It's not too late, Ladies, go check
Speaker 4: out the Mile of Meat. Call us, tell us what
Speaker 4: number guy you're interested in, and we'll get you set
Speaker 4: up to meet them tonight. Everybody's invited to Cactus Cove
Speaker 4: starting at around six o'clock tonight.
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Speaker 1: Good morning rod Ryan showing. How do you doing, brother Rod?
Speaker 1: I'm doing well. Who's this hector calling for beer? Uh?
Speaker 1: You bet?
Speaker 4: Just checking, dude, you got the fourth and final case
Speaker 4: of beer today.
Speaker 1: Congratulations, awesome, awesome. We're from Hector, I'm from alien Ay,
Speaker 1: leave on the beer board. Congratulations, I got a case
Speaker 1: for you man. Thank you so much for listening today
Speaker 1: to this silliness. Awesome, awesome, craziness. I wanna I want
Speaker 1: to give a shout out to Tharifa. Shout out. She's
Speaker 1: right you say hello, I'm Red third in the morning
Speaker 1: and I love her show in the afternoon. Now, Oh,
Speaker 1: thank you so much. That's awesome. I always say. I
Speaker 1: always say Dad gets you to work, Mom brings you home.
Speaker 1: I hear that's yeah. Every time you start laughing it
Speaker 1: crack my butt off, go butt cracks over you good.
Speaker 2: I love that.
Speaker 1: I love you, Thank you, Thank you, Hector. Enjoy your beers. Man,
Speaker 1: have an awesome weekend. Okay, Okay, this is it. This
Speaker 1: is it, like it's the final countdown. This is the
Speaker 1: last hour.
Speaker 4: Okay, we've got some more dudes that we need to
Speaker 4: find dates for tonight. We're going to be at Cactus Cove.
Speaker 4: Everybody is invited to join us on eleventh in the heights.
Speaker 4: You figured out thirty three thirty three something like that.
Speaker 4: The party starts at around six o'clock.
Speaker 1: You do not have to be single.
Speaker 4: You can come with your wife, your girlfriend, your date, whatever.
Speaker 4: If you're not involved in the Mile of Meat, I
Speaker 4: still want you to be at our party tonight and
Speaker 4: Gunners bringing in a big stage and everything. This is
Speaker 4: going to be a huge party. It's big when we
Speaker 4: do it on Tuesday night. The fact that it's going
Speaker 4: to be on Friday night, it's gonna be a madhouse
Speaker 4: in there tonight. Plus all these dates that we are
Speaker 4: now putting together, all these couples that we are making
Speaker 4: on the radio right now, Mile of Meat with the
Speaker 4: girls calling in, they're gonna meet each other for the
Speaker 4: very first time, okay, and then we're gonna play some game.
Speaker 1: We play the games. Are you gonna do the game
Speaker 1: with the plunger and the sand paper?
Speaker 5: Of course we are all of that stuff.
Speaker 4: So I've got Rebecca on the phone. She drove by
Speaker 4: and saw the Mile of Meat. Rebecca, good morning, Good morning,
Speaker 4: brother Rock. Hello, Hello, Hello, I'm doing very well. Chili
Speaker 4: tells me that eighteen eighteen caught your eye.
Speaker 9: Yeah, he was a silver fox.
Speaker 1: Oh I love that, Okay, I said, I go oh,
Speaker 1: that's our old guy. Oh he's younger than me. Damn,
Speaker 1: damn it.
Speaker 5: He's fifty four.
Speaker 1: How old are you?
Speaker 7: You're fifty seven?
Speaker 1: Yes, I like this and she sounds hot.
Speaker 6: He says, he looks like Brad Paisley. I'll take the
Speaker 6: question from Rod. What celebrity do you look like?
Speaker 9: So you can remember the movie Flashdance from back in
Speaker 9: the day? Yep, Jennifer bial A silver, Jennifer bald.
Speaker 6: Rod his eyebrows just but it's because she's on the
Speaker 6: chair and the splashing of the.
Speaker 1: Water and the leg warmers, yes, leg warmers. Forget about it,
Speaker 1: forget about it.
Speaker 5: Okay, how long have you been single?
Speaker 7: Rebecca?
Speaker 2: Uh?
Speaker 1: Six?
Speaker 9: Seven years?
Speaker 1: Six or seven years now?
Speaker 3: Now?
Speaker 4: Back in the old dating game days, Chuck Wooler, Chuck Wooler,
Speaker 4: we would always ask people like how often do you date?
Speaker 4: People would answer three four times a week, And I'm like,
Speaker 4: I always thought that was crazy, even when I was
Speaker 4: a little kid.
Speaker 1: Who's got time to date that much?
Speaker 3: Yeah?
Speaker 1: Do you go on dates? I mean.
Speaker 6: I have not really stated since so.
Speaker 1: Is this out of your wheelhouse? For you to do
Speaker 1: something like this?
Speaker 9: This is so out of my When you said, ladies
Speaker 9: I need you to get out of your comfort zone.
Speaker 6: I was like, he is so the housed.
Speaker 9: Yes, yes, very much.
Speaker 1: Yeah, every girl that's called in this morning, let me
Speaker 1: just say I can tell you're cool already. You know
Speaker 1: what I mean. We've always said that for every year
Speaker 1: that we've done this. This is not an easy thing
Speaker 1: to do. I know it's like a fun haha thing
Speaker 1: to listen to, but these are real lives here, and
Speaker 1: these are people that are going to get up on
Speaker 1: stage in front. I'm not trying to make you any
Speaker 1: scared than you already are. You're gonna get up on stage.
Speaker 1: You're gonna meet this guy tonight if we hook you
Speaker 1: up with him. And I say when I say hook
Speaker 1: you up, I mean sit around, get to know each other.
Speaker 5: We're gonna have some fun. We're gonna play some games.
Speaker 4: And it's a Friday night, so you can kind of
Speaker 4: let yourself go, have a few drinks, make a few
Speaker 4: bad decisions.
Speaker 1: Rebecca, you down for all of that.
Speaker 15: I am down.
Speaker 5: I think she sounds so adorable.
Speaker 1: She's I like it.
Speaker 5: I mean, the age all works.
Speaker 1: Do you have kids, Rebecca?
Speaker 2: I do.
Speaker 6: I have four, and so does Key. So you guys
Speaker 6: already have the You guys are in your freedom era.
Speaker 1: You know what I mean.
Speaker 6: I mean six sixty is the new twenty, which is legit.
Speaker 6: Sixty years old is the new twenty. So you guys
Speaker 6: are babies.
Speaker 1: As far as this goes, his hobbies pool, golf, and motorcycle.
Speaker 1: What are your hobbies, Rebecca?
Speaker 9: I like to play tennis, pickup. I like to go
Speaker 9: out to Blue Scars and dance.
Speaker 5: This is perfect.
Speaker 1: Rod She's dancer. She's a dancer. Lock it in, all right,
Speaker 1: let's not waste anybody's time. Lock it in. Our man
Speaker 1: is taking like like Jennifer bial she's a dancer. Will
Speaker 1: you wear lady warmers tonight for.
Speaker 5: Rod Le Farmers in a body suit?
Speaker 2: You might have to think about that one.
Speaker 5: Yeah, like a Onesie, you have to play.
Speaker 1: The flash dance music when she gets on stage. All right, Rebecca,
Speaker 1: I like everything that I'm hearing here.
Speaker 5: I did too.
Speaker 3: I like this a lot.
Speaker 1: Fifty four fifty seven. It's gonna be the Silver Fox couple.
Speaker 1: It's clearly gonna be the Silver Fox couple.
Speaker 5: That's hot.
Speaker 1: Listen.
Speaker 4: I know I'm running way behind, but listen, it's what
Speaker 4: are you gonna do? What are you gonna do Charlotte.
Speaker 1: Good morning, Good morning, Hi Charlotte. How are you.
Speaker 16: I'm Darren Good How are you guys doing?
Speaker 1: It's busy, but it's fun.
Speaker 4: Chili tells me that you had your eye on contestant
Speaker 4: number six, Derek.
Speaker 6: Yeah.
Speaker 1: I like Derek. Derek. I like Derek's picture. Yeah.
Speaker 4: Now I know you guys don't get to see this,
Speaker 4: And there's a method to our madness. We don't post
Speaker 4: these guys online. People are asking me, well, we want
Speaker 4: to see what the guys look like drive by. So
Speaker 4: we're still doing it old school. He sent me a
Speaker 4: picture with a huge beer. He's got one of those
Speaker 4: fish bowl drinks and Marty grass, Marty.
Speaker 5: Beans, and he's got a great smile.
Speaker 1: How is he still available? That's what I'm saying. And
Speaker 1: he looks he's six two built forget it, Charlotte. He's
Speaker 1: too good for Charlotte.
Speaker 5: What celebrity do you look like?
Speaker 1: Because this is a good looking dude.
Speaker 5: We're gonna see if it works.
Speaker 1: More. Is that a red hair ginger? Yeah?
Speaker 2: Red hair?
Speaker 16: Yeah?
Speaker 1: Okay, yeah, so red hairs are fiery. I mean I'll
Speaker 1: just say that. Listen, listen, no cats, Okay, listen, No
Speaker 1: one cat.
Speaker 16: One one cat, and yes, the copts the.
Speaker 1: Curtains, carpet curtains. That's a big giver extra bonus.
Speaker 3: P don't my eyelases.
Speaker 1: I need a story over here.
Speaker 4: Okay, now listen, just because I got redheads in my family?
Speaker 4: Where are you in the crazy meter?
Speaker 1: Okay?
Speaker 4: Ten being like the craziest check on the planet, and
Speaker 4: one you got no crazy in you at all, which
Speaker 4: we know you're not a one.
Speaker 1: But where are I'm in the middle. I'm in the middle.
Speaker 6: Yeah, look, crazy identifies as crazy. I get.
Speaker 3: I like that.
Speaker 6: She knows I'm in the middle. I say the same thing,
Speaker 6: like I'm full spectrum.
Speaker 5: But okay, yeah, he sounds like he's an outdoorsy guy.
Speaker 1: I love fishing. You love fishing. The fishing is and
Speaker 1: you'll do all of the baiting of the hook, and
Speaker 1: you'll take the hook out of the mouth of the fish,
Speaker 1: and you're doing all of that. You're doing this stuff, right,
Speaker 1: play it everything.
Speaker 5: You're gonna cut the fish. You're gonna you're gonna play
Speaker 5: the fish.
Speaker 1: You don't have to cut the fish's gonna Okay, ginger,
Speaker 1: she's wild, are you?
Speaker 15: I don't get my hands dirty?
Speaker 7: What is your drink of choice when you're out at
Speaker 7: the bars.
Speaker 1: If you're out at a bar.
Speaker 15: Uh oh, silly, but I love flavor vodka like Harry
Speaker 15: podcast Wild Carry vodka or a long alfe tea.
Speaker 5: Okay, how is your just excuse me, but how is
Speaker 5: your donk?
Speaker 1: Wait?
Speaker 15: What what is what?
Speaker 7: How is your donk?
Speaker 1: You mean her butt?
Speaker 7: He says he likes big donks.
Speaker 1: Okay, negative points.
Speaker 5: I'm using the word donk.
Speaker 18: I just saw that.
Speaker 1: I don't.
Speaker 5: I did not see that when he put his application
Speaker 5: in a donk.
Speaker 1: He likes big donks.
Speaker 15: No, I don't have no one listen to huge back there,
Speaker 15: but you know, kind of average.
Speaker 1: All right, Listen, this guy's a party dude. He just
Speaker 1: he really His picture is party.
Speaker 6: His favorite bands are Sublime in the Dirty Heads. If
Speaker 6: that says anything.
Speaker 1: Have you ever smoked marijuana? Uh, Charlotte.
Speaker 2: Have I?
Speaker 10: Oh?
Speaker 17: I don't even remember the nineties?
Speaker 1: Perfect We don't know that it slokes just by his
Speaker 1: musical taste. I'm just I'm just asking questions.
Speaker 7: And those Marti grub beads on this guy.
Speaker 1: Okay, listen, are you gonna eat this guy?
Speaker 5: Parties?
Speaker 1: Look at that face. The parties. Can Charloie keep up
Speaker 1: with him?
Speaker 5: Yes she can, Charlie, can you keep up with this guy?
Speaker 15: I'm sure gonna try it right and right now.
Speaker 16: I have no tattoo, no axe, but.
Speaker 1: The carpets match the drapes. I didn't even have to
Speaker 1: ask that she volunteered door roll your eyes, I know,
Speaker 1: I'm yeah, she volunteered that. Charlotte, you sound cool, You
Speaker 1: sound cool, af he can say, hang on for me.
Speaker 1: I like Charlotte. I like Charlotte. I think she's cutting.
Speaker 1: Can I just say this and not just because the
Speaker 1: red I think she's the wild card at the party tonight.
Speaker 1: I do. I can see that.
Speaker 5: I think she's the wild card at that party tonight.
Speaker 1: I think she's the one to maybe keep an eye on.
Speaker 1: And she and she need we need somebody with a
Speaker 1: little I think she's going to be the spark that
Speaker 1: this guy needs because I can tell he's a partier.
Speaker 6: Speaking a spark. We need our our.
Speaker 1: Kilt guy and I eight, okay, I'll work him. Number
Speaker 1: eight is Kevin. He's the guy everyone knows. There's been
Speaker 1: a tradition since you've been on the show. The first
Speaker 1: guy that in the beginning of the year that asks
Speaker 1: about the mile of meat.
Speaker 4: I don't really talk about it. It's just when I
Speaker 4: get that first email, I'm like, you know what, you're
Speaker 4: the first guy to ask. You're in Yeah.
Speaker 7: He sent me an email on New Year's Day.
Speaker 1: He was a ready party. He was ready to go.
Speaker 1: He's like, so you're doing the mile of meat this year?
Speaker 1: On New Year's Day, he sent me that's number eight, Kevin.
Speaker 1: Let's then get somebody quality for him.
Speaker 6: Number twenty. What is the deal, Romero? Number twenty is hot.
Speaker 6: He's a fifty year old too, right, and he looks
Speaker 6: thirty two years old. Okay, Yeah, he's in shape. He's
Speaker 6: got all the stupid hair.
Speaker 1: Too much hair.
Speaker 5: I think he's got too much hair.
Speaker 6: No, he does not.
Speaker 4: Yeah, Number twenty is pretty hot. He's a young fifty
Speaker 4: two year old.
Speaker 1: He's right, he looks like he's in his thirties. That's
Speaker 1: God genetics right there.
Speaker 4: All right, go check out the mile of meat. We'll
Speaker 4: check in with Alex on the flip of this break
Speaker 4: because he's got his AOL. But then he'll get an
Speaker 4: update on how the dudes are doing. They're gonna be
Speaker 4: out there until ten o'clock. We're gonna do this till
Speaker 4: ten o'clock.
Speaker 1: Mile of Meat.
Speaker 4: Guys are at Westheim or inbound near Guestner Go scope them,
Speaker 4: Mount Ladies.
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Speaker 1: Indeed it is, and Happy Valentine's Day everybody. We're still
Speaker 1: doing the Mile of Meat. I'll check in with Alex
Speaker 1: in just a little bit. But I just had a
Speaker 1: moment to go, and I knew I mentioned this earlier
Speaker 1: today on the show. It's such a busy show, Mile
Speaker 1: of Meat. We're here. We're just taking one call after another.
Speaker 4: We're getting rapid fire, these girls dating, making dates, getting
Speaker 4: everything ready for the big meeting tonight at Cactus Cove,
Speaker 4: having Teresa on this morning and getting emails all morning long.
Speaker 5: OMG, Mama, t I feel young again.
Speaker 4: And people are talking about that they grew up listening
Speaker 4: to this combination on the radio and hearing all these
Speaker 4: things and for us really not not taking a moment
Speaker 4: to talk about it. How cool it is that after
Speaker 4: thirteen years, you're on the show. That's on me that
Speaker 4: I asked you to come out.
Speaker 5: We had talked about doing something at Christmas left we did.
Speaker 1: We did so. We had talked about it and just
Speaker 1: never put it together. We're both wasted too, but we
Speaker 1: still meant it.
Speaker 5: Yes, so we gotta get you back. I'm just gonna
Speaker 5: say that now.
Speaker 4: I'm gonna put you on the spot because we haven't
Speaker 4: had time to just marinate in the fact that you
Speaker 4: haven't been on here for thirteen years, and there's stories,
Speaker 4: there's all.
Speaker 5: Kinds of things to talk about and.
Speaker 1: To catch up on.
Speaker 5: I agree, and this is not the show to do that.
Speaker 4: Just because we're so busy and we're set in our
Speaker 4: getting these dates.
Speaker 1: It's busy.
Speaker 6: Well, and even just sitting here doing little things, I
Speaker 6: keep saying stuff like off Mike, like little moments that
Speaker 6: we would have.
Speaker 1: I don't know.
Speaker 6: It was just a whole new world. And I say
Speaker 6: this to this day, and it's very weird. I know
Speaker 6: Rod so well. It's creepy, like just being together all
Speaker 6: that time, Like I know you so well.
Speaker 1: Yeah, I know what you're.
Speaker 6: Gonna say, panties and everything else before it comes out
Speaker 6: of your.
Speaker 1: Mouth, like it's wild.
Speaker 4: It's not that this, I mean, this job is very
Speaker 4: different than other jobs out there, but the fact that
Speaker 4: we are so interpersonally wound, yeah, and connected.
Speaker 1: When we do this show. It's it's it's like having
Speaker 1: a second wife.
Speaker 4: It is, it is, and which it comes with all
Speaker 4: of it, the laughing, the crying, the arguing, the screaming,
Speaker 4: It comes.
Speaker 1: With all of that, you know.
Speaker 4: So I'm just gonna say, I'm gonna put you on
Speaker 4: the spot. I want, I gotta get We have to.
Speaker 4: And I speak for everybody that's blowing me up all
Speaker 4: morning long. We've got to get you back in here.
Speaker 5: At some point.
Speaker 1: I've had my.
Speaker 6: Own friends like texting me saying, I woke up early.
Speaker 1: This is amazing.
Speaker 6: Like people that I talked to you that don't care
Speaker 6: what I do for a living. Have My mom in
Speaker 6: Kansas City is listening like insane. Yes, of course I
Speaker 6: will find a date and I'll come back so we
Speaker 6: can actually, you know, chat.
Speaker 4: Yeah, so we can spend some time and talk about
Speaker 4: some of these things. All right, Sherry, I'm coming to you.
Speaker 4: Get your guy number twenty. You've been talking about, Okay,
Speaker 4: number twenty. You've been saying that he is like this
Speaker 4: unfound gem.
Speaker 1: Just get him ready to go. But first I gotta
Speaker 1: throw it to Alex online. It's online.
Speaker 4: The buzz Middleton, Rod Me Ryan, how the boys feeling
Speaker 4: how the boys?
Speaker 1: How did you feel? Good?
Speaker 8: Dallas, Daniel and Daisy just came by with some donuts,
Speaker 8: so the vibes are even better than they were already.
Speaker 1: That's fine.
Speaker 5: They stopped by. They're coming to Cactus Code tonight.
Speaker 8: I definitely didn't forget my AOL today, But I just
Speaker 8: feel like I should give the time to the ladies
Speaker 8: that are calling in for our meat cutlets. So this
Speaker 8: is a big of me to give up my time,
Speaker 8: not because I forgot.
Speaker 1: I just want that to be remembered.
Speaker 7: So you're saying that we should.
Speaker 8: Definitely didn't forget my AOL. I just think that we should.
Speaker 8: It's better serve getting our guys dates. Because I forgot.
Speaker 1: He covered that, he didn't did it? He definitely didn't
Speaker 1: forget it.
Speaker 5: Is that a selfless act?
Speaker 1: Is the AOL? Like t online where we did t
Speaker 1: online back in.
Speaker 5: The day, Travis surfer Port.
Speaker 1: And tubes.
Speaker 6: I think you need to bring tubes back just for Alexy.
Speaker 4: So Alex, where are you when it comes to the
Speaker 4: mile of me? Are you, like by number one in
Speaker 4: like twenties on the other side of the planet a
Speaker 4: mile away?
Speaker 8: Where are you the range of this microphone only goes
Speaker 8: so far. I am by like one through eight right now?
Speaker 1: Can you yell it? Can you yell at twenty to
Speaker 1: like I'm about to hook twenty up?
Speaker 5: Yeah?
Speaker 1: Okay, oh yeah, yeah.
Speaker 5: Hey twenty they're gonna hook up. Why does Alex always
Speaker 5: sound drunk?
Speaker 1: I love it.
Speaker 5: I love it. So that's how you can tell. You
Speaker 5: never can tell, and I'm drunk, that's true.
Speaker 1: Sherry, Good morning, Good morning, Hi Sherry. How are you?
Speaker 16: I'm fabulous?
Speaker 19: How are you?
Speaker 1: I'm doing great?
Speaker 5: She sounds too nice to be perverted to justf y I.
Speaker 16: Oh no, that's an act.
Speaker 1: That's an ax.
Speaker 7: She's an animal.
Speaker 5: Okay, it's an animal.
Speaker 1: She's a freaking the sheets.
Speaker 16: I'm a Gemini.
Speaker 5: What do I need to say more?
Speaker 1: He Now, let me ask you.
Speaker 7: He's a Gemini. She's a Gemini. Can you put those together?
Speaker 5: Yeah you can?
Speaker 6: Yeah, you say that like I'm supposed to know because
Speaker 6: they're different kinds of geminis. It's like it's like she's
Speaker 6: kind of like, well, there's also very mellow, tame geminis.
Speaker 1: So we'll see if it could work. Let me just
Speaker 1: say as much as you just said earlier that I
Speaker 1: haven't changed, nor have you. Okay, the crazy is still there.
Speaker 1: The crazy is still there. I call it entertainment now, Sherry,
Speaker 1: he is one of our and be careful here.
Speaker 7: He's younger than me.
Speaker 5: He's one of our older guys.
Speaker 1: I'm fifty four, he's fifty two. He's fifty two. It
Speaker 1: doesn't matter. Perfect Teresa cannot believe that this guy is
Speaker 1: still available. He's fit, he's got all his hair, he's
Speaker 1: got that salt and pepper thing going. I hate it.
Speaker 16: And he's got a great smile.
Speaker 1: Yeah he does. And I mean he looks thirty two
Speaker 1: years old.
Speaker 16: Yeah he did. I thought he was young.
Speaker 1: Okay, what celebrity do you look like?
Speaker 7: Sherry?
Speaker 1: Good question.
Speaker 2: I don't. I don't know.
Speaker 5: You gotta answer, Serry, you need to answer.
Speaker 7: I would never give this guy up to you.
Speaker 2: Oh please, Oh no, I don't know.
Speaker 1: Blonde? Are you blonde? Brunette?
Speaker 17: I'm a natural blonde, but my hair is dark. Right now,
Speaker 17: I have twenty six tattoos.
Speaker 8: Twenty dogs.
Speaker 16: Wait a minute, twenty six.
Speaker 1: At the point they have twenty six, they're all melded
Speaker 1: together and everything.
Speaker 7: How do you know you have twenty six?
Speaker 1: Do you have a tattoo? On your thigh. Yes, I
Speaker 1: what's his name? Interesting? What's his name?
Speaker 16: I don't have any names.
Speaker 1: Cursive writing.
Speaker 6: Women women with tattoos on their thighs are a whole category.
Speaker 1: Rod, it's a whole zip code. Right, So should I
Speaker 1: be scared?
Speaker 8: No?
Speaker 1: No, it's intrigued. Yes.
Speaker 6: Now they're the ones that are gonna teach you somethings.
Speaker 1: Shary nose, Okay, how many scorpions do you have?
Speaker 5: Stop?
Speaker 1: They wrote? You have four dogs?
Speaker 5: Is as normal as you can get?
Speaker 1: Four dogs is not? No, No bearded dragons, chul he's
Speaker 1: got all those dogs. He's a maniac. No, he's not
Speaker 1: not my baby.
Speaker 4: This guy, this guy says turn ons when she walks
Speaker 4: around the house with no makeup, hair in a ponytail, nerdy.
Speaker 4: Glasses are fine, maybe even wearing one of my T shirts.
Speaker 5: This guy, I wear glasses, okay. But this guy just
Speaker 5: wants like a regular chick.
Speaker 1: Yeah he wants that's okay. No, regular don't.
Speaker 16: I don't do that's okay. I don't do a lot
Speaker 16: of makeup.
Speaker 17: I wear my hair up sometimes and it's a little shorter.
Speaker 17: Sometimes I wear it, sometimes I wear it down.
Speaker 16: I'm not a big makeup girly Sherry, what's up?
Speaker 2: Like?
Speaker 1: What's your favorite band?
Speaker 8: Like?
Speaker 6: If you had to listen to go to any concert
Speaker 6: right now? Who who would be your country music you like?
Speaker 6: Obviously you listen to us.
Speaker 16: So yeah, I listened to I'll listen to a little
Speaker 16: bit of everything. My dream band. I'm gonna be honest
Speaker 16: with you. I'm going to with my daughter in August.
Speaker 16: I want to go see the Weekend Like he's on
Speaker 16: my bucket list. But I listened to a variety of music.
Speaker 17: I took my daughter to Machine Gun Kelly when he
Speaker 17: was at the radio a couple of years ago.
Speaker 16: That was an amazing conference.
Speaker 3: I like her.
Speaker 1: Where are the tats? Are they all over the neck
Speaker 1: and stuff?
Speaker 6: What is there's twenty, no six of them.
Speaker 16: They're on my They're on my arm. I have my
Speaker 16: on the my fine like a bay trip. Like on
Speaker 16: my back, my lower back. I have a couple on
Speaker 16: my legs.
Speaker 1: Did you say you have one on your buttle?
Speaker 2: No?
Speaker 5: On my lower back, Okay, I have a my lower back.
Speaker 1: She sounds like a good time. It doesn't have a
Speaker 1: good time.
Speaker 16: I die and I have all my legs.
Speaker 17: They're not disrespectful, they're like all about love and peace
Speaker 17: and you know, ncorns and stuff.
Speaker 1: So no like jelly roll tattoos on your face or anything.
Speaker 16: No, I have no no my chest, my hands, nothing.
Speaker 5: It's my boy out there. It's number twenty. He's a
Speaker 5: prime cutlet I.
Speaker 16: Think, I think the I think together, we would be
Speaker 16: we would be keep together.
Speaker 6: And an ugly girl would not say that because he's
Speaker 6: a good looking.
Speaker 3: Do she knows what she is.
Speaker 1: She knows what she is.
Speaker 5: Okay, sherry in, lock it in, all right, Mama te
Speaker 5: said lock it in.
Speaker 1: It's been thirteen years. How am I gonna say no
Speaker 1: to that?
Speaker 2: Right?
Speaker 5: All right?
Speaker 4: We still have some cutlets of meat available. We still
Speaker 4: have some meat available. Guys are lined up. Ladies go
Speaker 4: check out the Fellas West Timer inbound near Guestner.
Speaker 1: The Mile of Meat rolls Off Ryan shown ninety four five,
Speaker 1: the Buzz.
Speaker 4: Four or five, The Buzz Giovanni and the Hired Guns
Speaker 4: Rob Ryan Show.
Speaker 1: Yeah, we made it through Free Beer Friday.
Speaker 4: Thank you Specs for all the beers, and then we
Speaker 4: just kind of just everything was mile of Meat. We
Speaker 4: had this meat avalanche, the entire show Mile.
Speaker 1: Of Meat twenty five.
Speaker 4: We've got Mamma t Teresa back after thirteen years, thirteen
Speaker 4: years helping us out.
Speaker 1: Man, that's crazy. Here in the studio, you were worried
Speaker 1: about number eight.
Speaker 6: He had like a pirate hat. And this is all
Speaker 6: based on Alex, you know, painting the picture. You had
Speaker 6: the pirate hat, some coat, and then a kilt. So
Speaker 6: I had Alex make him remove the pirate hat, keep the.
Speaker 1: Kilt, keep the kilt. I think he's renaissancing Hu's off
Speaker 1: and I still think let me just find out.
Speaker 7: I think because Alex is near him.
Speaker 1: Alex, are you there? Hello?
Speaker 5: Rod? I do have I have Number eight with me
Speaker 5: right now?
Speaker 14: You do?
Speaker 5: And I actually told him to put the hat back on.
Speaker 5: I think he looks cool with that. Oh great, well,
Speaker 5: I mean I was trying, well, great, you can date him.
Speaker 5: I just told him to put the hat back on. Okay,
Speaker 5: he had it off, and I was like, you know what,
Speaker 5: put it on?
Speaker 1: Can Kevin hear me?
Speaker 2: Like?
Speaker 1: Can I talk to him? Hold on? Do you need
Speaker 1: to ask?
Speaker 5: I'm gonna put the head one on. Now, you gotta
Speaker 5: take the hat off.
Speaker 1: This all worked out well.
Speaker 7: You can't be a pirate and wear headphones.
Speaker 1: You can't. They weren't made for that no black Beard.
Speaker 1: Everybody knows he had earbuds, not over the ears, not
Speaker 1: over the ear cans.
Speaker 7: Kevin, can you hear me?
Speaker 1: Yes, sir, Hi Kevin?
Speaker 5: Were you the guy that emailed in the beginning of
Speaker 5: the year.
Speaker 4: Absolutely was the first guy that asks It's a known
Speaker 4: tradition on the Rod Ryan Show. The first guy that
Speaker 4: just throws himself out there and says, listen, I know
Speaker 4: it's early.
Speaker 7: I think you emailed me on New Year's Day.
Speaker 4: If you're doing it this year, I want to be
Speaker 4: involved in the mile of me And I said, ding
Speaker 4: ding ding, Bro.
Speaker 1: You're in. I know for a fact there are a
Speaker 1: million renaissancey chicks feet chicks out there.
Speaker 5: There's feet, there's feed ye, there's feedy.
Speaker 1: I know you don't have to be a feet check
Speaker 1: to go to the renaissance bro.
Speaker 4: How important it is is it for you to find
Speaker 4: somebody that also shares your interest for renaissance culture?
Speaker 1: Suing interest is definitely important. Yeah.
Speaker 19: Whether they're as involved as they are as I am
Speaker 19: now not important, as long as they're interested in trying
Speaker 19: it out right.
Speaker 1: Are you like on committees and stuff like that? Do
Speaker 1: you walk around do you have a do you like
Speaker 1: go character and hazah.
Speaker 8: And all that.
Speaker 1: Character.
Speaker 19: Yes, committees, No, but I do travel to different states
Speaker 19: to go to different fairs.
Speaker 1: Okay, Kevin, have a different states.
Speaker 6: Kevin, you're five four short, king, do you mind dating
Speaker 6: a tall woman?
Speaker 1: It's not a problem. Where are we at with the quiddish.
Speaker 6: Like a level like of a port like on the
Speaker 6: scale from one to ten? Where does quiddich fall into
Speaker 6: that with you?
Speaker 8: Kevin?
Speaker 1: Ten being the most important? How quid ish? She quidditch?
Speaker 7: Quidditch? How quiditchy are you?
Speaker 19: I'm mostly just playing the summers now with major league quidditch.
Speaker 1: That's the past time.
Speaker 19: It's spend time than coming down. But I used to
Speaker 19: run slash. She'll run the team here in Houston. And
Speaker 19: speaking of running, you're a runner, I do also run.
Speaker 1: Yes, he's a runner. He rock climbs. Listen.
Speaker 7: I I think we've got something here.
Speaker 1: And his favorite drink is power Aid Mountain Berry Blast. Okay.
Speaker 6: Yeah, I like this guy because you know why you're
Speaker 6: interesting and I love that about you, Kevin.
Speaker 1: So you need an interesting chick that can just sit
Speaker 1: there and be fascinated by you. Check this out?
Speaker 4: Okay, if you listen, if you don't have a lady
Speaker 4: boner already, two bachelor degrees and a master's.
Speaker 1: He's got all of that shwing. Okay, are you kidding
Speaker 1: me right now? Showing how is this guy available?
Speaker 4: I don't know, Kevin. I'm getting you a date. I
Speaker 4: know there's somebody out there for you. I know that
Speaker 4: there's somebody listening right now that's perfect for you. And
Speaker 4: you were the first guy that asked. So I'm making
Speaker 4: it my personal mission, Kevin.
Speaker 1: Okay, looking forward to it, all right, Bro, I love
Speaker 1: I love him. He's gonna be.
Speaker 6: There tonight because he's a guy that's gonna be loyal.
Speaker 6: He's gonna treat you right, he's gonna put you first.
Speaker 6: And let's face it, there's not a lot of guys
Speaker 6: out there like that.
Speaker 1: Bro.
Speaker 4: I mean just I'm telling you, here's what you do.
Speaker 4: Come full pirate. But put that master's degree. Wear it
Speaker 4: like a clock, like flavor, flavor around your neck. You
Speaker 4: come in swinging a master's Come.
Speaker 1: On, It's true, it's true nowadays. It's true. All right, listen,
Speaker 1: I'm up against the break.
Speaker 5: We're gonna take a break, We're gonna come back.
Speaker 7: We're gonna kind of close this up. I know that
Speaker 7: there's somebody that's perfect.
Speaker 1: It's my personal mission now to hook Kevin up, to
Speaker 1: get him somebody cool to hang out with. I know
Speaker 1: there is a million of.
Speaker 5: You out there that are into that renaissance, that are
Speaker 5: looking for a dude. This is an awesome quality dude
Speaker 5: right here.
Speaker 1: I'm just telling you right now.
Speaker 4: I just feel like I'm taking it personally because he
Speaker 4: was the first guy to come in this year.
Speaker 1: Let me take care, let me take a quick break.
Speaker 5: We do have to do Know the show.
Speaker 1: So we're gonna ask a question coming up about the show,
Speaker 1: because I promised you I would give away that Marty
Speaker 1: Gross stuff to join me. Marty gro Galveston on the
Speaker 1: float on the belt.
Speaker 5: You've done all that before, you know. And your boy
Speaker 5: Brett Michaels is playing this year.
Speaker 1: With the bandana and the hair glued into it. I
Speaker 1: love him, but he's fun.
Speaker 5: He's fun, He's a nice guy. He's nicest dude. All Right,
Speaker 5: we're gonna talk about Know the Show coming up after this.
Speaker 13: Rock and Alternative Fair use to the rod Ryan Martin Show,
Speaker 13: six AM.
Speaker 1: Four or five The Buzz. Welcome back rod Ryan's Show. Okay,
Speaker 1: I knew this would happen. It's a good thing. Kevin
Speaker 1: the guy with the master's degrees and a couple of
Speaker 1: bachelor's degrees. He's into the Renaissance Festival. Good guy, he's
Speaker 1: a good guy. I'm telling you right now. She's the hottest.
Speaker 5: Check in the morning. She just sent to an email
Speaker 5: and she said, I want to meet this guy. She
Speaker 5: is so hot. Okay, we're not lying.
Speaker 1: This is not right. Like Rod was like, check your email.
Speaker 6: I sent you a photo because she emailed asking about him,
Speaker 6: and I was like, yeah, she is.
Speaker 5: Hot, super hot, she's beautiful.
Speaker 6: No, uh, no, stress Kevin, I said, I go, you're
Speaker 6: gonna have to pep talk Kevin before he meets her
Speaker 6: because she's like.
Speaker 1: She's it.
Speaker 7: Yeah, you better wear the tightest underwear.
Speaker 5: You have to know the hottest.
Speaker 1: No, he doesn't do that. That's what you get for
Speaker 1: email and me, Kevin get the hottest girl of the night.
Speaker 1: I don't know what these other girls look like. He's
Speaker 1: so hot. She looks Instagram model hot. Okay, uh quickly,
Speaker 1: I need to note the show question. This is for
Speaker 1: all of that stuff. To hang out with me.
Speaker 5: Marty gra Galveston, you get on my float, you get
Speaker 5: on the balcony.
Speaker 6: Will you wear the Brett Michaels bandana with the hair attach?
Speaker 1: Come on, of course I will, all right, don't threaten
Speaker 1: me with the good time. Yes, all right. So for
Speaker 1: all of this great Marty Grass stuff, what's your question? Okay?
Speaker 1: So we talked about the Rock and Roll Hall of
Speaker 1: Fame a lot.
Speaker 6: Rod said he was on the fence about this female
Speaker 6: getting in, and I said, oh, no, one million percent
Speaker 6: she's going to go in.
Speaker 1: Who are we talking about?
Speaker 4: Think you said one million, thousand, hundred percent she should
Speaker 4: get in, And then I then I ended up agreeing
Speaker 4: with you. Seven one three two one two five nine
Speaker 4: four five. If you know the show, If you know
Speaker 4: the show, call now seven one three two one two
Speaker 4: five nine four five.
Speaker 1: We'll wrap it up with Alex and the Fellas Mile
Speaker 1: of Meat. What a morning, everybody.
Speaker 7: Good luck on this Marty Grass stuff.
Speaker 5: Make sure that you're cool because you've got a party
Speaker 5: with me, so you gotta.
Speaker 1: Be awesome, all right. Seven one three two and two
Speaker 1: five nine four five. Thank you, miss ninety four to
Speaker 1: five to buzz or five the buzz Incubis and nice
Speaker 1: to know you.
Speaker 5: Rod Ryan's show all right, come on, let's go, let's go.
Speaker 1: He's now time for Know This Show on ninety four five,
Speaker 1: The Buzz Sala La La la La La La La
Speaker 1: La la la la la la la la. Good morning,
Speaker 1: Rod Ryan Show. Hello, Hello, who's this?
Speaker 2: Hi? Hi?
Speaker 1: You're so cute?
Speaker 7: What's your name?
Speaker 1: Sonya? Sonya? Welcome to uh Know the Show? What's your question?
Speaker 6: So my question is talking about the rock and her
Speaker 6: Hall of Fame. Rod did not think this female maybe
Speaker 6: would go in.
Speaker 5: He asked what I thought?
Speaker 1: I said, A million, thousand co jullion percent.
Speaker 6: He ended up agreeing with me, who are we talking about?
Speaker 3: Yeah?
Speaker 1: Only I had to look it up.
Speaker 5: Not a one hit wonder.
Speaker 1: I knew that. I knew she's not a one hit wonder.
Speaker 6: I mean adition wrote did you actually wrote a lot
Speaker 6: of songs too for other artists?
Speaker 5: I think she has ish But enough of that matters
Speaker 5: with the.
Speaker 1: Uncredited as the singer on the pee Wee Herman pee
Speaker 1: Wee's Playhouse song, she didn't want to be credited. That's her,
Speaker 1: but that's so unmistakably her voice on pee Wee's Playhouse.
Speaker 1: Uh congratulations, Uh you're gonna party with me? Marty Grogg Galveston.
Speaker 1: I got you and a guest.
Speaker 4: You're riding on the float, the VIP viewing, the Brett Michaels,
Speaker 4: the balcony.
Speaker 1: The drink tickets.
Speaker 4: You want a guest, Okay, Sonya great, thank you, Okay,
Speaker 4: thank you so much. Happy Valentine's Day to you. Okay, guys,
Speaker 4: we've gotta.
Speaker 1: Wrap this up here. I could have used a little
Speaker 1: more cow bell. You're gonna want that cow bell. I
Speaker 1: gotta have more cow bell. I got a fever and
Speaker 1: the only prescription it's more cow bell, that more.
Speaker 11: Wow.
Speaker 1: I've never last.
Speaker 5: This is I've never left.
Speaker 1: Nothing changes but the seasons. It's true.
Speaker 7: That's it's true.
Speaker 1: Uh, Alex, you were nails out there today. Bro, thank you.
Speaker 1: Oh did he leave already? He's out. I was just
Speaker 1: gonna say something super now about the guy.
Speaker 3: You say it.
Speaker 4: Just say it, Alex, great job. I think we only
Speaker 4: paid till ten. It's it's after ten. That's why, Teresa,
Speaker 4: it was so much fun having you on today.
Speaker 1: I'm really glat it came. You had fun. I had
Speaker 1: so much fun.
Speaker 6: It's like, literally, I've said this a million times. It's
Speaker 6: like right, like muscle memory. It's like I never left,
Speaker 6: like doing the headlines and the traffic. It's nottle of Meat,
Speaker 6: like it's crazy. And that's still the same whiteboard we.
Speaker 1: Used when we did Bole of Meat. Nothing changed.
Speaker 4: So I've already put you on the spot. I've invited
Speaker 4: you back. I'd love to have you back for a
Speaker 4: regular show. It could be on a Friday where everything's light,
Speaker 4: tight and bright, brighter, lighter and tighter.
Speaker 1: But I think people want to hear you just come
Speaker 1: on and us catch up. We had no time to
Speaker 1: catch up.
Speaker 4: I had no time for anything other than just working
Speaker 4: this day on board and trying to get all these
Speaker 4: dates right, you.
Speaker 1: Know, situated.
Speaker 6: Yeah, I'm in, I'm in. We just have to find
Speaker 6: the right spot. Like I'm down for a Friday, and
Speaker 6: they could be fun.
Speaker 1: A Friday, I don't care if it's a Thursday. You
Speaker 1: wonder the.
Speaker 4: People want Cactus Cove tonight, and I've inviting you to
Speaker 4: Cactus Cove. I know you probably going not with Adam,
Speaker 4: your husband, but we are going to be out at
Speaker 4: Cactus Cove tonight.
Speaker 1: I don't even know. I don't even we have no plans.
Speaker 1: Were we like are a born married couple. I'm just
Speaker 1: throwing it out there. If you want a night of.
Speaker 4: Love, you know what, you know the place to be
Speaker 4: Cactus Cove. We're gonna be there starting at around six o'clock.
Speaker 4: It's the official Home with a Mile of Meat party.
Speaker 4: All of these dates that we made today, they're all
Speaker 4: going to meet each other tonight. You don't have to
Speaker 4: be single, you don't have to be coupled. Everybody is
Speaker 4: invited to Cactus Gove. Although it's an adult party, it's
Speaker 4: twenty one on over.
Speaker 1: You don't bring the kids out. For your children.
Speaker 4: People are like, well, what time do I need to
Speaker 4: get a good table? I don't know, before six.
Speaker 6: Yeah, you got to get a good base going before.
Speaker 4: Six, I would say, because I'm telling all the guys
Speaker 4: to get there and the girls that were hooking them
Speaker 4: up with six o'clock and then we'll get things rolling
Speaker 4: six thirty seven.
Speaker 7: I don't know.
Speaker 5: But the fact that it's on Friday, I'm scared.
Speaker 1: I would be scared too. I'm scared. All right, Well,
Speaker 1: thank you so much. The response with everybody emailing all morning,
Speaker 1: hearing us talking on the air to get and stuff,
Speaker 1: and I feel the same way.
Speaker 4: It was awesome and it was just so comfortable, it's
Speaker 4: so much fun. I know it went by insanely fast.
Speaker 1: Just admit it right now, I'm your favorite, do it
Speaker 1: come not? Okay?
Speaker 7: My favorite?
Speaker 1: That's what I'm saying. Yes, you're my favorite. All right, Chili,
Speaker 1: thank you. We got work to do, Chili. We got work.
Speaker 5: We got follow up calls to make, We got to
Speaker 5: do all this stuff. Jeremy's up next.
Speaker 4: Pick your tickets with him in the one o'clock hour.
Speaker 4: He's got the NonStop nooner. He's got chances for you
Speaker 4: to get in on that alternative income. Don't tell me
Speaker 4: you gotta work this afternoon.
Speaker 6: So Reno's gonna do my show, so I do not
Speaker 6: so I will not be on after two o'clock.
Speaker 1: Okay, you're gonna take some of those nap tips that
Speaker 1: you gave me.
Speaker 5: I have a super nap. I'm gonna totally nap.
Speaker 1: All right, that's it. Jeremy, whats in here? We gotta go, man,
Speaker 1: Thank you, Mama, t everybody. We'll see you tonight. Hey,
Speaker 1: Cactus Cove, have a great weekend.
Speaker 2: Hey m f.
Speaker 1: Well, wasn't that fun. If you missed any of the
Speaker 1: show today, all the good stuff will be podcasts.
Speaker 19: Check it out on the world famous Ron Ryan Show
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