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<v Speaker 1>Shortage of dumb people doing really stupid things. Welcome to

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<v Speaker 1>another edition of idiotology. We'll let your tako one on

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<v Speaker 1>one one w JR R.

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<v Speaker 2>But your freaking idiots? All right? Hey? Is she still

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<v Speaker 2>get about fifteen minutes to throw a vote in for you? Say?

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<v Speaker 2>We play at JR or Facebook page. This morning's featured

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<v Speaker 2>artists Social Distortion. Which one should we put on the

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<v Speaker 2>air at nine? Bad Luck, Story of my Life? A

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<v Speaker 2>ball and chain?

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<v Speaker 1>Somebody who votes has went in offspring tickets. Get to

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<v Speaker 1>the JR or Facebook page. You have the next fifteen minutes.

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<v Speaker 1>You'd be cool.

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<v Speaker 2>Guy in Georgia is at work the other morning gets

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<v Speaker 2>a call from his wife. She's terrified. She's at home

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<v Speaker 2>alone with their five month old. Ooh, says, somebody's trying

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<v Speaker 2>to break into the house. So he says, hang up

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<v Speaker 2>with me and call nine one one. She goes, can

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<v Speaker 2>you call for me? I just want to stay at you.

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<v Speaker 2>So he goes, yeah, I'll call the police. He hangs up,

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<v Speaker 2>tries to call nine one one. This is in Chatham County. Jory, okay, uh,

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<v Speaker 2>no answer. Calls nine to one one again, no answer.

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<v Speaker 1>In Georgia, you'd think those comps will be on that

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<v Speaker 1>phone like Boom.

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<v Speaker 2>Calls it third time. This time someone picks up and

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<v Speaker 2>the dispatcher is in the midst of telling somebody else,

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<v Speaker 2>apparently what she wants for her McDonald's order. Uh, this

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<v Speaker 2>is telling her, yeah, I want mcgriddle, Do you get

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<v Speaker 2>me mcgriddle? And then she goes, okay, what do you want?

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<v Speaker 2>Oh my gosh, She comes on and tell this guy,

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<v Speaker 2>I don't know.

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<v Speaker 1>My wife's at home with our five month old, thinking

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<v Speaker 1>that there's an emergency.

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<v Speaker 2>That's why I call you. McDonald's still have all day breakfast.

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<v Speaker 2>I mean it's nine thirty in the morning. Maybe she's

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<v Speaker 2>trying to get in before if they if they hurt

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<v Speaker 2>that location didn't have the all day deal at mcgriddle

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<v Speaker 2>before they shut it down and transferred to the lunch crowd.

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<v Speaker 1>Told you, I've stuck to minew year's resolution, still haven't

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<v Speaker 1>given in no fast food, so I don't know what

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<v Speaker 1>the breakfast is.

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<v Speaker 2>Which is worse having a call three times to even

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<v Speaker 2>get someone to pick up, or calling or when you

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<v Speaker 2>do call, they do pick up, but they too bothered

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<v Speaker 2>to be putting their fast food order into a coworker

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<v Speaker 2>to help you and whatever you're concerned might be. Well

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<v Speaker 2>you got both there, lucky you, sir.

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<v Speaker 1>I mean, wouldn't you Again, we're armchair quarterback, and it's

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<v Speaker 1>it's could have, would have, should have, But wouldn't you

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<v Speaker 1>have gotten in your in your truck and started heading

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<v Speaker 1>that way.

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<v Speaker 2>Well, it doesn't doesn't have any info as to how

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<v Speaker 2>far he lives from where this is or whatever. But yeah,

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<v Speaker 2>probably yes, is the answer to your question. Yeah, the

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<v Speaker 2>end of end of this conversation. That's got all in

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<v Speaker 2>the local news up there. The Chatham County nine to

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<v Speaker 2>one one dispatch team is woefully understaffed and has been

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<v Speaker 2>for quite some time.

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<v Speaker 1>Did they fire the individual?

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<v Speaker 2>No? No, I mean that's just you know, you got

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<v Speaker 2>a multitask man.

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<v Speaker 1>Yeah. Does Mickey Mickey d still have all day breakfast?

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<v Speaker 1>You know what? By the time that I type this in,

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<v Speaker 1>it's okay.

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<v Speaker 2>I think it varies from location at this point.

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<v Speaker 1>No, McDonald's no longer offers all day breakfast. It was

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<v Speaker 1>discontinued in twenty twenty. Wow, I don't know how that

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<v Speaker 1>got by us.

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<v Speaker 2>Yeah, if you were a commuter in San Diego the

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<v Speaker 2>last two days, this would be you need this like

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<v Speaker 2>a hole in the head. So just before midday on Monday,

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<v Speaker 2>some clown climbs up on an overpass, one of the

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<v Speaker 2>overpasses on Interstate five, looking like we might have might

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<v Speaker 2>have a jumper here. Police come out, They shut down

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<v Speaker 2>the road underneath. Obviously they don't want, you know, a

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<v Speaker 2>face planning oncoming traffic and a whole the backup begins.

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<v Speaker 2>All right, yeah, the snarl begins. Hours pass. Oh god,

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<v Speaker 2>they finally start a conversation with this guy.

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<v Speaker 1>If you've ever dealt with California traffic, it is you

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<v Speaker 1>think ours is bad?

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<v Speaker 2>Enjoy that the man told police, and we've got California

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<v Speaker 2>Highway Patrol and San Diego Police involved in this. Tells them,

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<v Speaker 2>hours after this whole ordeal started, that he has no

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<v Speaker 2>intention of jumping. He's not a fifty one to fifty,

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<v Speaker 2>which is a Baker Act situation in California. He says,

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<v Speaker 2>I'm not gonna jump, I'm not a fifty one to fifty,

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<v Speaker 2>and I'm refusing voluntary admission. What I want. I'm attempting

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<v Speaker 2>to break a record for quote time and occurrences on

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<v Speaker 2>a bridge. He's trying to set a record for a

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<v Speaker 2>standoff with police on an overpass.

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<v Speaker 1>I would have gone up there and pushed him.

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<v Speaker 2>This went on all day Monday and into Tuesday mornings commute.

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<v Speaker 2>By this time, the traffic situation is just backed up

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<v Speaker 2>everywhere in every which direction because of this clown.

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<v Speaker 1>And he said it's in uh San Diego. Yeah, so

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<v Speaker 1>you got the so cal aattitude. Pat, look right here

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<v Speaker 1>behind the wheel, gone, bro, I just I just gotta

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<v Speaker 1>get to work.

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<v Speaker 2>He had no intention of coming down. I don't know

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<v Speaker 2>what He was still there Tuesday night. He would have

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<v Speaker 2>gone last night, so I don't know if he's come

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<v Speaker 2>down yet. So I've been looking here for an update

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<v Speaker 2>on this. I haven't had an update since last evening.

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<v Speaker 1>He would have gone to the uh San fram Bridge,

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<v Speaker 1>you know the Golden Gate but the nets. Yeah, well

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<v Speaker 1>remember what I said about that, If you're gonna be

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<v Speaker 1>a Golden Gate jumper, bring scissors with you.

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<v Speaker 2>Scissors are a pocket knife, hut.

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<v Speaker 1>So as soon as you hit the net and browns

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<v Speaker 1>her out a little bit, just cut her down.

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<v Speaker 2>So when you said that last time, I was like, dude,

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<v Speaker 2>someone's gonna hear that and we're gonna take a lot

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<v Speaker 2>of heat. No, I'm just saying it.

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<v Speaker 1>If they're hell bad hat.

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<v Speaker 2>If you're gotta do it, that is a picturesque I mean.

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<v Speaker 1>I'm sorry. Did you just forget about twenty years ago

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<v Speaker 1>when we were on in Orlando and Tampa and we

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<v Speaker 1>were rooting the guy on we had missed.

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<v Speaker 2>Yeah, there's a different time then, exactly. They just don't

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<v Speaker 2>need to bring problems to us that we can easily avoid.

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<v Speaker 1>It was crazy radio time back then, nineties radio. Somebody said,

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<v Speaker 1>uh so what happened to the life in five months old?

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<v Speaker 2>They sent police outs. There was no intruder. It was

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<v Speaker 2>everything was It's just the whole process turned it into

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<v Speaker 2>a big CF. That was a big CF. Though. With

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<v Speaker 2>this San Diego kind of the overpass.

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<v Speaker 1>Oh, I'm so pissed. Somebody said, arrest him for jaywalking

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<v Speaker 1>just to get him out of the traffic.

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<v Speaker 2>Well they should have, don't I know you? No, no, no,

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<v Speaker 2>I'm just trying to think work the problems. As they

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<v Speaker 2>would say in the military, you get the fire department

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<v Speaker 2>underneath with their big net and then you say, look, dude,

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<v Speaker 2>you either jump off the plot, do you come down

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<v Speaker 2>on your own, walk off the overpass, jump, or we're

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<v Speaker 2>gonna help you jump. Then you hit him with the taser.

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<v Speaker 2>If he doesn't drop and he if you hit him

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<v Speaker 2>with the taser. At that point, you got one or

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<v Speaker 2>two things. He's either gonna drop or fall over the side.

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<v Speaker 2>If he falls over the side, you got the safety net.

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<v Speaker 1>And yeah, but then you have the chance, PAT of

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<v Speaker 1>him stumbling. Look, he's one of the ones who's maybe

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<v Speaker 1>on a.

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<v Speaker 2>Little bit of drugs that he does this one.

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<v Speaker 1>Pat, now you've got he's stumbling to the side as

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<v Speaker 1>he's going down, and then he hits the very side

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<v Speaker 1>of the net where the metal bar is or whatever,

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<v Speaker 1>and it ends it like that. And it's really firefighters

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<v Speaker 1>are running around like a you know, like a cartoon,

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<v Speaker 1>Saturday morning cartoon.

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<v Speaker 2>They even have those anymore Saturday morning cartoons.

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<v Speaker 1>I mean, I know that they would on like Cartoon

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<v Speaker 1>Network and stuff.

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<v Speaker 2>But hey, uh, I've got a headline in the week

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<v Speaker 2>contender here. I think we may shut down the competition

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<v Speaker 2>after this one. My personal opinion. But my personal opinion

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<v Speaker 2>doesn't matter here. You all decide this ultimately before you

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<v Speaker 2>do that, because I have to tape it. That's the

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<v Speaker 2>new system. Also, he doesn't have to transcribe it, and

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<v Speaker 2>then I transcribe it. Later when I have time. He

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<v Speaker 2>was taken into custody. Somebody said, okay, good good, okay,

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<v Speaker 2>so that guy, and thank you for sleuthing that out

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<v Speaker 2>almost two days almost two days. Good morning, San Diego.

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<v Speaker 1>Do you remember the other line, Ron Burgundy BW go, Yeah, exactly,

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<v Speaker 1>BWO would have taste him two minutes in all right go.

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<v Speaker 2>Cops investigating if foster mom gave up one of her

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<v Speaker 2>children in exchange for a monkey. Thank you. I think

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<v Speaker 2>that In Missouri, woman taken into custody as authorities investigate

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<v Speaker 2>whether she gave up one of her foster children in

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<v Speaker 2>exchange for a monkey.

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<v Speaker 1>Come on, foster mom, we really want a monkey. And

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<v Speaker 1>Joey over here is kind of an asshead.

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<v Speaker 2>Let's do let's do it trade up. She's fostered more

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<v Speaker 2>than two hundred children over the years. This is a

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<v Speaker 2>check collector. Uh huh, check collector. That's her gimmick. I

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<v Speaker 2>no disrespect anybody who are legitimate foster parents.

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<v Speaker 1>Who do this. You know.

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<v Speaker 2>There's the other side of this too, which is pretty ugly.

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<v Speaker 1>Uh huh. There are Saturday cartoons. See you learn everything

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<v Speaker 1>on this show.

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<v Speaker 2>So do we shut down the headline of the week competition.

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<v Speaker 2>That's it's gonna take something pretty strong to be the

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<v Speaker 2>foster mom. Uh, giving up one of her kids in

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<v Speaker 2>exchange for a monkey.

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<v Speaker 1>I would normally say, yes, that's the headline of the week,

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<v Speaker 1>but Pat, when you have things come to the plate

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<v Speaker 1>like missus honey home, it's stung to death, nearly stung

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<v Speaker 1>to death by a pack of bees, and okay, yeah,

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<v Speaker 1>well you give you that's a that's a grand slam.

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<v Speaker 2>There has been precedent, yes for a last minute entries

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<v Speaker 2>and we do stuff. Two more days to go, so

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<v Speaker 2>he said, Holy s this is the winner. Exchange for

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<v Speaker 2>a monkey exactly my thoughts.

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