Speaker 1: Shortage of dumb people doing really stupid things. Welcome to
Speaker 1: another edition of idiotology. We'll let your tako one on
Speaker 1: one one w JR R.
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Speaker 1: You'd be cool.
Speaker 2: Guy in Georgia is at work the other morning gets
Speaker 2: a call from his wife. She's terrified. She's at home
Speaker 2: alone with their five month old. Ooh, says, somebody's trying
Speaker 2: to break into the house. So he says, hang up
Speaker 2: with me and call nine one one. She goes, can
Speaker 2: you call for me? I just want to stay at you.
Speaker 2: So he goes, yeah, I'll call the police. He hangs up,
Speaker 2: tries to call nine one one. This is in Chatham County. Jory, okay, uh,
Speaker 2: no answer. Calls nine to one one again, no answer.
Speaker 1: In Georgia, you'd think those comps will be on that
Speaker 1: phone like Boom.
Speaker 2: Calls it third time. This time someone picks up and
Speaker 2: the dispatcher is in the midst of telling somebody else,
Speaker 2: apparently what she wants for her McDonald's order. Uh, this
Speaker 2: is telling her, yeah, I want mcgriddle, Do you get
Speaker 2: me mcgriddle? And then she goes, okay, what do you want?
Speaker 2: Oh my gosh, She comes on and tell this guy,
Speaker 2: I don't know.
Speaker 1: My wife's at home with our five month old, thinking
Speaker 1: that there's an emergency.
Speaker 2: That's why I call you. McDonald's still have all day breakfast.
Speaker 2: I mean it's nine thirty in the morning. Maybe she's
Speaker 2: trying to get in before if they if they hurt
Speaker 2: that location didn't have the all day deal at mcgriddle
Speaker 2: before they shut it down and transferred to the lunch crowd.
Speaker 1: Told you, I've stuck to minew year's resolution, still haven't
Speaker 1: given in no fast food, so I don't know what
Speaker 1: the breakfast is.
Speaker 2: Which is worse having a call three times to even
Speaker 2: get someone to pick up, or calling or when you
Speaker 2: do call, they do pick up, but they too bothered
Speaker 2: to be putting their fast food order into a coworker
Speaker 2: to help you and whatever you're concerned might be. Well
Speaker 2: you got both there, lucky you, sir.
Speaker 1: I mean, wouldn't you Again, we're armchair quarterback, and it's
Speaker 1: it's could have, would have, should have, But wouldn't you
Speaker 1: have gotten in your in your truck and started heading
Speaker 1: that way.
Speaker 2: Well, it doesn't doesn't have any info as to how
Speaker 2: far he lives from where this is or whatever. But yeah,
Speaker 2: probably yes, is the answer to your question. Yeah, the
Speaker 2: end of end of this conversation. That's got all in
Speaker 2: the local news up there. The Chatham County nine to
Speaker 2: one one dispatch team is woefully understaffed and has been
Speaker 2: for quite some time.
Speaker 1: Did they fire the individual?
Speaker 2: No? No, I mean that's just you know, you got
Speaker 2: a multitask man.
Speaker 1: Yeah. Does Mickey Mickey d still have all day breakfast?
Speaker 1: You know what? By the time that I type this in,
Speaker 1: it's okay.
Speaker 2: I think it varies from location at this point.
Speaker 1: No, McDonald's no longer offers all day breakfast. It was
Speaker 1: discontinued in twenty twenty. Wow, I don't know how that
Speaker 1: got by us.
Speaker 2: Yeah, if you were a commuter in San Diego the
Speaker 2: last two days, this would be you need this like
Speaker 2: a hole in the head. So just before midday on Monday,
Speaker 2: some clown climbs up on an overpass, one of the
Speaker 2: overpasses on Interstate five, looking like we might have might
Speaker 2: have a jumper here. Police come out, They shut down
Speaker 2: the road underneath. Obviously they don't want, you know, a
Speaker 2: face planning oncoming traffic and a whole the backup begins.
Speaker 2: All right, yeah, the snarl begins. Hours pass. Oh god,
Speaker 2: they finally start a conversation with this guy.
Speaker 1: If you've ever dealt with California traffic, it is you
Speaker 1: think ours is bad?
Speaker 2: Enjoy that the man told police, and we've got California
Speaker 2: Highway Patrol and San Diego Police involved in this. Tells them,
Speaker 2: hours after this whole ordeal started, that he has no
Speaker 2: intention of jumping. He's not a fifty one to fifty,
Speaker 2: which is a Baker Act situation in California. He says,
Speaker 2: I'm not gonna jump, I'm not a fifty one to fifty,
Speaker 2: and I'm refusing voluntary admission. What I want. I'm attempting
Speaker 2: to break a record for quote time and occurrences on
Speaker 2: a bridge. He's trying to set a record for a
Speaker 2: standoff with police on an overpass.
Speaker 1: I would have gone up there and pushed him.
Speaker 2: This went on all day Monday and into Tuesday mornings commute.
Speaker 2: By this time, the traffic situation is just backed up
Speaker 2: everywhere in every which direction because of this clown.
Speaker 1: And he said it's in uh San Diego. Yeah, so
Speaker 1: you got the so cal aattitude. Pat, look right here
Speaker 1: behind the wheel, gone, bro, I just I just gotta
Speaker 1: get to work.
Speaker 2: He had no intention of coming down. I don't know
Speaker 2: what He was still there Tuesday night. He would have
Speaker 2: gone last night, so I don't know if he's come
Speaker 2: down yet. So I've been looking here for an update
Speaker 2: on this. I haven't had an update since last evening.
Speaker 1: He would have gone to the uh San fram Bridge,
Speaker 1: you know the Golden Gate but the nets. Yeah, well
Speaker 1: remember what I said about that, If you're gonna be
Speaker 1: a Golden Gate jumper, bring scissors with you.
Speaker 2: Scissors are a pocket knife, hut.
Speaker 1: So as soon as you hit the net and browns
Speaker 1: her out a little bit, just cut her down.
Speaker 2: So when you said that last time, I was like, dude,
Speaker 2: someone's gonna hear that and we're gonna take a lot
Speaker 2: of heat. No, I'm just saying it.
Speaker 1: If they're hell bad hat.
Speaker 2: If you're gotta do it, that is a picturesque I mean.
Speaker 1: I'm sorry. Did you just forget about twenty years ago
Speaker 1: when we were on in Orlando and Tampa and we
Speaker 1: were rooting the guy on we had missed.
Speaker 2: Yeah, there's a different time then, exactly. They just don't
Speaker 2: need to bring problems to us that we can easily avoid.
Speaker 1: It was crazy radio time back then, nineties radio. Somebody said,
Speaker 1: uh so what happened to the life in five months old?
Speaker 2: They sent police outs. There was no intruder. It was
Speaker 2: everything was It's just the whole process turned it into
Speaker 2: a big CF. That was a big CF. Though. With
Speaker 2: this San Diego kind of the overpass.
Speaker 1: Oh, I'm so pissed. Somebody said, arrest him for jaywalking
Speaker 1: just to get him out of the traffic.
Speaker 2: Well they should have, don't I know you? No, no, no,
Speaker 2: I'm just trying to think work the problems. As they
Speaker 2: would say in the military, you get the fire department
Speaker 2: underneath with their big net and then you say, look, dude,
Speaker 2: you either jump off the plot, do you come down
Speaker 2: on your own, walk off the overpass, jump, or we're
Speaker 2: gonna help you jump. Then you hit him with the taser.
Speaker 2: If he doesn't drop and he if you hit him
Speaker 2: with the taser. At that point, you got one or
Speaker 2: two things. He's either gonna drop or fall over the side.
Speaker 2: If he falls over the side, you got the safety net.
Speaker 1: And yeah, but then you have the chance, PAT of
Speaker 1: him stumbling. Look, he's one of the ones who's maybe
Speaker 1: on a.
Speaker 2: Little bit of drugs that he does this one.
Speaker 1: Pat, now you've got he's stumbling to the side as
Speaker 1: he's going down, and then he hits the very side
Speaker 1: of the net where the metal bar is or whatever,
Speaker 1: and it ends it like that. And it's really firefighters
Speaker 1: are running around like a you know, like a cartoon,
Speaker 1: Saturday morning cartoon.
Speaker 2: They even have those anymore Saturday morning cartoons.
Speaker 1: I mean, I know that they would on like Cartoon
Speaker 1: Network and stuff.
Speaker 2: But hey, uh, I've got a headline in the week
Speaker 2: contender here. I think we may shut down the competition
Speaker 2: after this one. My personal opinion. But my personal opinion
Speaker 2: doesn't matter here. You all decide this ultimately before you
Speaker 2: do that, because I have to tape it. That's the
Speaker 2: new system. Also, he doesn't have to transcribe it, and
Speaker 2: then I transcribe it. Later when I have time. He
Speaker 2: was taken into custody. Somebody said, okay, good good, okay,
Speaker 2: so that guy, and thank you for sleuthing that out
Speaker 2: almost two days almost two days. Good morning, San Diego.
Speaker 1: Do you remember the other line, Ron Burgundy BW go, Yeah, exactly,
Speaker 1: BWO would have taste him two minutes in all right go.
Speaker 2: Cops investigating if foster mom gave up one of her
Speaker 2: children in exchange for a monkey. Thank you. I think
Speaker 2: that In Missouri, woman taken into custody as authorities investigate
Speaker 2: whether she gave up one of her foster children in
Speaker 2: exchange for a monkey.
Speaker 1: Come on, foster mom, we really want a monkey. And
Speaker 1: Joey over here is kind of an asshead.
Speaker 2: Let's do let's do it trade up. She's fostered more
Speaker 2: than two hundred children over the years. This is a
Speaker 2: check collector. Uh huh, check collector. That's her gimmick. I
Speaker 2: no disrespect anybody who are legitimate foster parents.
Speaker 1: Who do this. You know.
Speaker 2: There's the other side of this too, which is pretty ugly.
Speaker 1: Uh huh. There are Saturday cartoons. See you learn everything
Speaker 1: on this show.
Speaker 2: So do we shut down the headline of the week competition.
Speaker 2: That's it's gonna take something pretty strong to be the
Speaker 2: foster mom. Uh, giving up one of her kids in
Speaker 2: exchange for a monkey.
Speaker 1: I would normally say, yes, that's the headline of the week,
Speaker 1: but Pat, when you have things come to the plate
Speaker 1: like missus honey home, it's stung to death, nearly stung
Speaker 1: to death by a pack of bees, and okay, yeah,
Speaker 1: well you give you that's a that's a grand slam.
Speaker 2: There has been precedent, yes for a last minute entries
Speaker 2: and we do stuff. Two more days to go, so
Speaker 2: he said, Holy s this is the winner. Exchange for
Speaker 2: a monkey exactly my thoughts.
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