WEBVTT 1 00:00:01.159 --> 00:00:03.439 One on one point three Katie w b with Fallon 2 00:00:03.680 --> 00:00:04.480 and Colts. 3 00:00:06.000 --> 00:00:06.400 I'm good. 4 00:00:06.480 --> 00:00:09.199 Actually did the Jason Show today. Then I went how 5 00:00:09.279 --> 00:00:13.240 to Beer with the Fox nine Cruise Show. Yeah, I know, 6 00:00:13.480 --> 00:00:15.000 I did the small ones. I was like, I have 7 00:00:15.039 --> 00:00:17.519 to be responsible, not be first show. 8 00:00:17.600 --> 00:00:19.679 Okay, I saw a cup in the back shot, so 9 00:00:19.839 --> 00:00:20.960 it's like mega sized. 10 00:00:21.079 --> 00:00:21.600 No it's not. 11 00:00:21.879 --> 00:00:25.199 It's small compared to like a game helmet five. I 12 00:00:25.280 --> 00:00:28.239 was like, to have a canial's just beer and sile 13 00:00:28.559 --> 00:00:28.960 what I did? 14 00:00:29.000 --> 00:00:32.719 Try? Finally, today they went and got me those fresh 15 00:00:32.880 --> 00:00:39.679 Amish donuts from Peaches. Oh yeah, it's. 16 00:00:39.520 --> 00:00:41.679 Like an hour line to get any of those. Do 17 00:00:41.719 --> 00:00:43.079 you do that? 18 00:00:43.079 --> 00:00:45.200 That's the thing about the difference between TV and radio. 19 00:00:45.280 --> 00:00:47.240 No one cares about radio, but people care about TV. 20 00:00:47.359 --> 00:00:48.920 So they gave it to them and I was like, 21 00:00:48.920 --> 00:00:51.840 hell yeah. So I'm out here there describing them like, yeah, 22 00:00:51.880 --> 00:00:54.799 they're they're like big, warm pillows of awesome. I'm like 23 00:00:54.840 --> 00:00:56.920 a guy in college described me the same way. 24 00:00:57.399 --> 00:01:01.679 Yeah, yeah, yeah, so that's some people's preferences. Also, wait, pause, 25 00:01:01.799 --> 00:01:06.799 hold on, were you just implying. 26 00:01:06.439 --> 00:01:10.959 That my big pillows are quote unquote some people like 27 00:01:11.000 --> 00:01:12.239 that you are what. 28 00:01:13.040 --> 00:01:14.799 I gotta wait, I gotta ask you a serious question. 29 00:01:14.879 --> 00:01:16.439 I doubt it because it takes like an hour to 30 00:01:16.439 --> 00:01:18.319 get those donuts. How did you get them? 31 00:01:18.840 --> 00:01:19.280 I did it? 32 00:01:19.319 --> 00:01:20.359 Someone else went and got them. 33 00:01:20.280 --> 00:01:22.640 For me today? Is what they know. The people there 34 00:01:22.640 --> 00:01:24.719 and they're like, hey, Gleen bring Bounce, hasn't tried them. 35 00:01:24.719 --> 00:01:25.920 They're like, and they gave them like a. 36 00:01:25.920 --> 00:01:28.959 Box TV so awesome to be so cool. So you 37 00:01:29.000 --> 00:01:31.200 got to go, dude. You work with like beautiful people, 38 00:01:31.280 --> 00:01:33.680 you have golf cars, assistants getting you donuts, and then 39 00:01:33.680 --> 00:01:36.519 you come work with me, and what if you'ul towards me? 40 00:01:37.120 --> 00:01:40.560 I'm not well, it depends on the day, I guess. 41 00:01:41.079 --> 00:01:43.280 But we are live from Minnesota State Bear with Steven 42 00:01:43.319 --> 00:01:47.200 Sanchestik's like three fifty and four fifty. You know, it's fun. 43 00:01:47.319 --> 00:01:49.680 I always look at the show. We put it together like 44 00:01:49.680 --> 00:01:50.159 a little. 45 00:01:49.959 --> 00:01:52.079 Show sheet to give us an idea, like an outline 46 00:01:52.079 --> 00:01:52.480 of what we're. 47 00:01:52.359 --> 00:01:52.719 Going to do. 48 00:01:52.760 --> 00:01:55.120 While here, I think I know what you're gonna coming 49 00:01:55.200 --> 00:02:00.640 up this hour, Colt wrote in just aintal glands. So 50 00:02:00.680 --> 00:02:04.040 don't go anywhere because at some point we're talking. Nope, 51 00:02:04.120 --> 00:02:07.439 don't I'm. 52 00:02:06.120 --> 00:02:08.159 Like typing out the show sheet on the couch last 53 00:02:08.240 --> 00:02:10.360 night at like ten pm, and my wife glances over. 54 00:02:10.439 --> 00:02:13.360 She's like, oh nice, two forty a glance. 55 00:02:14.759 --> 00:02:18.000 And you guys get paid to do this. Okay, that 56 00:02:18.159 --> 00:02:20.560 is that's awesome. We have that coming up, Like Cole said, 57 00:02:20.560 --> 00:02:23.599 two forty on one on one point three, Katie, w B. 58 00:02:24.080 --> 00:02:25.560 I already know you're gonna judge me for this. 59 00:02:26.080 --> 00:02:27.879 Yeah, and I don't know what it is, and I'm 60 00:02:27.919 --> 00:02:28.479 sure I will. 61 00:02:28.599 --> 00:02:30.199 I need you to settle down a little bit because 62 00:02:30.199 --> 00:02:32.599 I know you do the same thing. In fact, you 63 00:02:32.639 --> 00:02:34.800 want to even and began to help in the first place. 64 00:02:35.520 --> 00:02:37.879 What it's one on one point three Katie, you've even 65 00:02:37.919 --> 00:02:40.199 fallon and cold because you're like, who's that guy that 66 00:02:40.280 --> 00:02:43.039 is already screaming? Three seconds? And that's cold. 67 00:02:43.120 --> 00:02:44.479 So my wife was having a tough day. 68 00:02:44.800 --> 00:02:45.120 Okay. 69 00:02:45.159 --> 00:02:47.080 The fair has been kind of brutal on my schedule 70 00:02:47.080 --> 00:02:50.960 because I've been burning the midnight oil. I've been working 71 00:02:51.000 --> 00:02:53.319 like twelve hours a day. Whatever, it's not it, I 72 00:02:53.360 --> 00:02:57.199 have other responsibilities. Listen, I'm not complaining. All I'm saying 73 00:02:57.280 --> 00:03:00.159 is I feel bad for my wife because you at 74 00:03:00.199 --> 00:03:00.919 home with the kids. 75 00:03:01.039 --> 00:03:05.159 Yeah. Literally, and then she gets the exhausted grumpy version 76 00:03:05.240 --> 00:03:06.280 of you. Yeah. 77 00:03:06.360 --> 00:03:10.159 Yeah, So last night whatever happened and my wife needed 78 00:03:10.159 --> 00:03:12.319 a little cheering up. So I'm like, all right, I'll 79 00:03:12.319 --> 00:03:13.879 go to Trader Joe's and I'll get some wine and 80 00:03:13.919 --> 00:03:16.879 some chocolate after the kids went down. Cool. Go to 81 00:03:16.879 --> 00:03:21.000 Trader Joe's. As I'm leaving, this elderly woman is walking out, 82 00:03:21.599 --> 00:03:24.879 just going slower than molasses. And I'm like, all right, 83 00:03:24.919 --> 00:03:26.159 you know, I'm gonna help her out a little bit. 84 00:03:26.199 --> 00:03:28.360 I'm like, do you need help unloading your groceries into 85 00:03:28.360 --> 00:03:28.680 your car? 86 00:03:29.080 --> 00:03:29.280 Yeah? 87 00:03:29.599 --> 00:03:34.360 She's like, yeah I do. So I go my go over, 88 00:03:35.199 --> 00:03:39.039 push your car to the car, unload the groceries. I 89 00:03:39.120 --> 00:03:41.560 take her car back, and then she's waving me down. 90 00:03:41.680 --> 00:03:44.280 I'm like, I don't know, but maybe I missed something. 91 00:03:44.919 --> 00:03:47.680 And I'm like, do you need help? She's like, all 92 00:03:47.719 --> 00:03:50.639 of my tires are low on air. No you help 93 00:03:50.680 --> 00:03:55.039 feel me? This is this is a like eight fifteen 94 00:03:55.080 --> 00:03:59.000 pm Trader Joe's off of Excels here. It's crazy, and 95 00:03:59.000 --> 00:04:01.560 I'm like, okay, yeah, I thought she just needed one tire, 96 00:04:02.199 --> 00:04:05.719 So I do the rear driver's side tire, blow it up. 97 00:04:05.759 --> 00:04:09.400 What she had an air compressor, and I pump it up, 98 00:04:09.680 --> 00:04:12.639 and she's like, can you get the other one. I'm like, okay, 99 00:04:13.520 --> 00:04:15.560 and time is just I have limited amount of time. 100 00:04:15.560 --> 00:04:17.040 I'm trying to get back to my grumpy wife. 101 00:04:17.160 --> 00:04:19.759 This only happens to people like you. 102 00:04:19.959 --> 00:04:22.879 I was never so then I go to the next tire. 103 00:04:22.959 --> 00:04:24.720 I fill it up, and then she asked me to 104 00:04:24.759 --> 00:04:28.319 do the two front and I said no, I didn't 105 00:04:28.439 --> 00:04:29.480 complete the task. 106 00:04:29.560 --> 00:04:31.199 I was like, dude, see, I don't blame you. She 107 00:04:31.279 --> 00:04:33.240 was getting a little greedy at that point. I used 108 00:04:33.240 --> 00:04:35.360 to have a neighbor who was older, and she would 109 00:04:35.360 --> 00:04:37.560 take advantage that so much because she knew people felt 110 00:04:37.560 --> 00:04:40.040 guilty saying no to her. But she would like, I'm 111 00:04:40.040 --> 00:04:40.519 not kidding. 112 00:04:40.519 --> 00:04:41.000 She would have. 113 00:04:40.959 --> 00:04:41.879 People do the crazy. 114 00:04:41.879 --> 00:04:44.639 She had people moult her entire yard and she's like. 115 00:04:44.560 --> 00:04:44.959 Oh I. 116 00:04:45.439 --> 00:04:48.000 I'm like, she is tricking you. I see her gardens 117 00:04:48.279 --> 00:04:50.240 every day. Yeah, she was gardening all the time. 118 00:04:50.240 --> 00:04:51.800 I was like, she is lying right now. 119 00:04:51.800 --> 00:04:53.720 I did feel bad, but at the same time, I'm like, dude, 120 00:04:53.759 --> 00:04:55.600 am I going to change your oil? After the tires? 121 00:04:55.759 --> 00:04:57.360 It was definitely coming. 122 00:04:57.439 --> 00:04:58.560 Can only do so much. 123 00:04:58.639 --> 00:05:02.120 Bamboozled you so oh hard. That's something Jake would do Also, 124 00:05:02.519 --> 00:05:04.399 that's the kind of thing where Jen would think you're 125 00:05:04.480 --> 00:05:06.079 cheating and you're like, no, I swear. 126 00:05:05.920 --> 00:05:09.240 With the old ladies tire check the cameras exactly. 127 00:05:09.240 --> 00:05:11.079 Well, you were go for three hours of Trader Joe's 128 00:05:11.120 --> 00:05:11.680 my ass. 129 00:05:12.120 --> 00:05:15.279 Yeah, okay, yeah, and I did forget like bananas. So 130 00:05:15.319 --> 00:05:16.839 that was the thing. Like as soon as I was 131 00:05:16.839 --> 00:05:19.160 She's like, you didn't get bananas. I'm like, I helped 132 00:05:19.160 --> 00:05:20.399 an elderly woman. 133 00:05:20.519 --> 00:05:21.120 She doesn't care. 134 00:05:21.199 --> 00:05:23.120 She needs you to help your family. And it's funny. 135 00:05:23.199 --> 00:05:27.680 Jen and I we have this conversation. Cole is like, famous, infamous, 136 00:05:27.720 --> 00:05:32.000 I should add for not actually reading anything we send 137 00:05:32.000 --> 00:05:34.920 to him. Yeah, any email sent by our bosses. I'm like, oh, 138 00:05:34.920 --> 00:05:36.480 we have to do this mentioned today and Cole like 139 00:05:36.560 --> 00:05:38.480 we talking about him like you were on the email. 140 00:05:38.800 --> 00:05:40.439 And Jen will be like, yeah, I send him with 141 00:05:40.480 --> 00:05:42.720 grocery list and he comes back with one third of 142 00:05:42.720 --> 00:05:44.720 the items. It's a list I've written out and he 143 00:05:44.839 --> 00:05:46.160 just will skip half of them. 144 00:05:46.480 --> 00:05:51.439 Look, I'm here, I'm the talent baby. I don't read things. No, 145 00:05:51.519 --> 00:05:53.959 I'm kidding. It's the crazy I'm kidding. It is try. 146 00:05:53.959 --> 00:05:55.360 I need to get better at that. Maybe in twenty 147 00:05:55.399 --> 00:05:57.839 twenty five. I'll make that my my New Year's resolution. 148 00:05:58.000 --> 00:06:00.120 We'll give it a couple of months, so. 149 00:06:00.199 --> 00:06:01.720 You're giving yourself some grace period. 150 00:06:01.800 --> 00:06:03.120 Then okay, you guys. 151 00:06:02.959 --> 00:06:04.959 Say you could just start now to read through? 152 00:06:05.160 --> 00:06:05.959 Could you start now? 153 00:06:06.079 --> 00:06:09.279 I just get so impatient, Like it's like, I gotta 154 00:06:09.319 --> 00:06:10.040 read three more. 155 00:06:09.920 --> 00:06:12.560 Paragraphs sentence and it says red and I know you 156 00:06:12.600 --> 00:06:14.319 didn't read it. It's lying. 157 00:06:15.000 --> 00:06:17.120 I I need a reader, That's what I mean. 158 00:06:17.240 --> 00:06:19.160 You want to hire an assistant that just reads stuff? 159 00:06:19.199 --> 00:06:21.199 D What the thing is? I won't even listen to that, Like, 160 00:06:22.759 --> 00:06:23.600 what did you tell me that? 161 00:06:23.800 --> 00:06:25.560 That's other thing you I've said, you never told me that, 162 00:06:25.600 --> 00:06:30.439 And she's like, I've told you that. Thirteen s Sleney Gomez. 163 00:06:30.639 --> 00:06:31.160 Guess what? 164 00:06:31.720 --> 00:06:35.560 She has a ring on her finger, y'all. 165 00:06:36.240 --> 00:06:39.279 It's the Pop Culture Minute with Felon and Cult on 166 00:06:39.439 --> 00:06:40.639 one on one three. 167 00:06:40.720 --> 00:06:41.319 K d W. 168 00:06:42.160 --> 00:06:44.959 It's brought to you by Ovo, Lasik and Lenz. So 169 00:06:45.319 --> 00:06:48.839 of course Patrick Mahomes he's getting interviewed and why they 170 00:06:48.839 --> 00:06:52.839 asked him about Taylor Sweft, and he said, meeting Taylor, 171 00:06:52.920 --> 00:06:55.439 realizing how genuine and cool she is, that's been special 172 00:06:55.480 --> 00:06:58.120 to me because, like you said, she's the most famous 173 00:06:58.160 --> 00:07:01.360 person in the world. But he said she's actually really 174 00:07:01.360 --> 00:07:04.480 interested in football and she asks a lot of great questions. 175 00:07:04.480 --> 00:07:07.759 He said, she's already drawing up plays, so we might 176 00:07:07.959 --> 00:07:11.399 actually have to put one in. Of course, she's just 177 00:07:12.279 --> 00:07:14.319 I mean, the girl is a genius, and I don't 178 00:07:14.360 --> 00:07:16.560 I think she was pretty open, Like she's never dated 179 00:07:16.560 --> 00:07:19.920 anyone in sports before. She's not a celebrity who's been 180 00:07:19.959 --> 00:07:22.040 seen at like sporting events. I think she's been to 181 00:07:22.079 --> 00:07:25.279 a couple of basketball games. But it's great that she's 182 00:07:25.319 --> 00:07:28.639 actually showing interest in what her partner does better than me. 183 00:07:29.240 --> 00:07:32.279 Jake like, so, yeah, I was doing this the murmur murmur, 184 00:07:32.360 --> 00:07:34.000 and that's all I hear at work. 185 00:07:34.079 --> 00:07:36.839 Yeah, I'm like, ah, meanwhile, he helps you with stuff. 186 00:07:38.360 --> 00:07:40.279 Or she doesn't want me to help him with his 187 00:07:40.360 --> 00:07:43.720 job because his is like serious and important and mine 188 00:07:43.800 --> 00:07:45.839 is like, hey, Jake, help me think of something. As 189 00:07:45.839 --> 00:07:49.639 Stoner would say, that's something really cool. 190 00:07:49.240 --> 00:07:50.600 For him, you'd be like, maybe you guys should play 191 00:07:50.639 --> 00:07:52.240 categories during a meeting or something. 192 00:07:52.720 --> 00:07:54.560 That's the worst idea you've ever had. I used to 193 00:07:54.600 --> 00:07:56.360 try to get him to like his is uh. He 194 00:07:56.399 --> 00:07:58.279 had to do like a community service thing with his 195 00:07:58.319 --> 00:08:00.360 coworkers every year. I used to try to get to 196 00:08:00.399 --> 00:08:02.199 come pick up trash with the Morning Show, and he'd 197 00:08:02.199 --> 00:08:05.639 always be like, no, all right, okay, cool col cool 198 00:08:05.879 --> 00:08:08.680 Slidi Gomez out and about with an engagement ring. Now, 199 00:08:08.759 --> 00:08:10.560 remember she posted a photo and put like a little 200 00:08:10.600 --> 00:08:13.639 emoji over that hand, so everyone was like, assuming she 201 00:08:13.720 --> 00:08:16.360 and Benny Blanco are engaged. Well, it kind of feels 202 00:08:16.439 --> 00:08:19.680 like they are love and yeah, good for them, Like 203 00:08:20.040 --> 00:08:22.399 good for them. I don't know if you've been following 204 00:08:22.439 --> 00:08:24.759 any of this, and I don't have every single detail, 205 00:08:25.199 --> 00:08:28.560 but now that there is a nine one one call 206 00:08:28.600 --> 00:08:33.120 that's been released, but Nikki Bella and her husband Artem 207 00:08:33.679 --> 00:08:38.120 there was a domestic abuse call made. He was arrested. 208 00:08:38.519 --> 00:08:40.840 I guess before the police got there and arrested him, 209 00:08:40.879 --> 00:08:43.039 he then called nine one one and said she threw 210 00:08:43.120 --> 00:08:45.919 shoes at him. I think he was probably trying to 211 00:08:45.960 --> 00:08:48.039 make sure there was some evidence that it was a 212 00:08:48.759 --> 00:08:52.279 combination of things not looking good. I mean, they've talked 213 00:08:52.279 --> 00:08:54.759 about going to a couple's therapy and it's not going well 214 00:08:54.799 --> 00:08:57.159 and that I don't know all the details, but not 215 00:08:57.159 --> 00:08:57.799 not looking good. 216 00:08:57.919 --> 00:09:04.120 I know, dodge a couple shoes and not attack someone. 217 00:09:04.320 --> 00:09:08.759 Yeah. Absolutely, So it's very, very, very messy. But that 218 00:09:09.039 --> 00:09:11.559 is your pop culture minute. 219 00:09:11.879 --> 00:09:13.440 I do think there are some. 220 00:09:13.480 --> 00:09:15.679 New things that are coming to streaming this weekend. I 221 00:09:15.720 --> 00:09:17.559 wanted to bring up or like coming like within the 222 00:09:17.559 --> 00:09:19.799 next week. Yes, it's coming this week because obviously we 223 00:09:19.840 --> 00:09:22.519 have Labor Day weekend, so pretty much nothing is going on. 224 00:09:22.919 --> 00:09:25.080 But then they're going to kick off. On the fourth, 225 00:09:25.120 --> 00:09:27.480 I believe is new season of Tell Me Lies. I 226 00:09:27.519 --> 00:09:30.279 love that show on Hulu. Maybe spend the Labor Day weekend, 227 00:09:30.360 --> 00:09:32.159 probably outside, but if you're like me and you want 228 00:09:32.159 --> 00:09:34.080 to be in the ac catching up with season one. 229 00:09:34.120 --> 00:09:36.120 And then on the fifth there's the new Nicole Kidman 230 00:09:36.159 --> 00:09:40.159 Show on Netflix, which looks really good. So some things, 231 00:09:40.320 --> 00:09:43.559 you know, because September usually signifies the new seasons of 232 00:09:43.639 --> 00:09:46.559 shows yep, which is very exciting because you know, I 233 00:09:46.600 --> 00:09:50.120 love me some TV. We are live at the Minnesota Fair. 234 00:09:52.240 --> 00:09:54.840 It's one on one point three KATIEWB with Ballon and Cult. 235 00:09:54.879 --> 00:09:57.240 We're live from the Minnesota State Fair at shout to 236 00:09:57.320 --> 00:09:59.039 Southwest Transit, our sponsor. 237 00:09:59.159 --> 00:10:00.440 While where out here? 238 00:10:00.480 --> 00:10:03.799 So I see we have scheduled something called anal gland 239 00:10:03.879 --> 00:10:04.440 So what's up. 240 00:10:04.919 --> 00:10:07.960 So what's up. Well, a couple of weeks ago, we 241 00:10:07.960 --> 00:10:09.960 were doing what you been thinking, what we're gonna do 242 00:10:10.000 --> 00:10:15.320 at five today? And you were talking about expressing, expressing 243 00:10:15.360 --> 00:10:15.720 how do you. 244 00:10:15.639 --> 00:10:18.279 Say it, expressing expresso? 245 00:10:18.799 --> 00:10:23.039 You were me espressoing your dog Dolly's anal gland. 246 00:10:23.159 --> 00:10:26.159 I never said I do. 247 00:10:26.039 --> 00:10:28.879 No, you literally said you should see my dog, Dolly. 248 00:10:28.960 --> 00:10:31.120 It's like a big black hole in my hand. Just 249 00:10:31.240 --> 00:10:33.320 it's like your eyes just gravitate. 250 00:10:32.799 --> 00:10:35.720 Towards you're doing what you do, which is rage baiting. 251 00:10:35.799 --> 00:10:38.840 I said I can tell when she needs them express 252 00:10:38.919 --> 00:10:41.559 because there's a scent. I did not say I do it. 253 00:10:41.600 --> 00:10:43.480 I said when she goes to the groomer gets done. 254 00:10:43.480 --> 00:10:46.559 And I did say her hole is massive, and it's 255 00:10:46.600 --> 00:10:49.480 like a dark black hole. If you get catch eye 256 00:10:49.519 --> 00:10:51.759 contact with it, it'll suck you in. 257 00:10:52.000 --> 00:10:55.080 So, dude, I was on the couch on your couch. 258 00:10:55.120 --> 00:10:57.279 I guess it is your couch. 259 00:10:57.519 --> 00:10:58.639 I did give you my old couch. 260 00:10:58.720 --> 00:11:03.320 Yeah, And Jen's like, oh, his breast smelts like fish 261 00:11:03.440 --> 00:11:05.919 or something, and I was like, yeah, we got to, 262 00:11:06.000 --> 00:11:09.200 you know, brush his teeth or whatever. And then I 263 00:11:09.240 --> 00:11:11.159 get closer and I'm like, I don't think that's his bread, 264 00:11:12.120 --> 00:11:15.639 and I start googling. It's like, oh, no, I've never 265 00:11:15.720 --> 00:11:18.679 I've had dogs my whole life. They have never had 266 00:11:18.720 --> 00:11:21.320 this issue with their side. 267 00:11:21.360 --> 00:11:22.519 Dogs are outside dogs. 268 00:11:22.559 --> 00:11:25.639 They were both they were inside. I never noticed what 269 00:11:25.960 --> 00:11:26.639 they were inside. 270 00:11:26.679 --> 00:11:29.120 But yeah, so not every dog, I guess needs to. 271 00:11:29.440 --> 00:11:31.519 So then I start YouTube and because I'm like, I'm 272 00:11:31.519 --> 00:11:33.399 not going to go to the vet. That seems expensive. 273 00:11:33.440 --> 00:11:37.639 How do I express my own dog's playing right? And 274 00:11:37.759 --> 00:11:39.720 Jen was not having any part of it. I was 275 00:11:39.759 --> 00:11:42.879 actually mad. I was like, this is both of our responsibility. 276 00:11:43.240 --> 00:11:44.480 It's not just my dog. 277 00:11:44.559 --> 00:11:46.000 I didn't with the kids all day every day while 278 00:11:46.000 --> 00:11:48.080 you've been at the state fair, so you're now on 279 00:11:48.200 --> 00:11:48.759 dog duty. 280 00:11:48.879 --> 00:11:51.279 So I got on a rubber glove and I. 281 00:11:51.240 --> 00:11:53.639 Literally, you have rubber gloves your house? 282 00:11:53.679 --> 00:11:56.120 Well, my wife does. I put on her small which 283 00:11:56.159 --> 00:11:59.559 is just my hand ripping through it, and I was like, literally, 284 00:11:59.600 --> 00:12:01.440 I was like, if I'm doing this, you gotta lock 285 00:12:01.519 --> 00:12:03.759 eyes with me, like you gotta look me in the 286 00:12:03.799 --> 00:12:08.679 eyes as I expressed this dog's glands and it works. 287 00:12:08.679 --> 00:12:10.200 He's fine, he's good, he's. 288 00:12:10.240 --> 00:12:12.000 Did you get both sides or just one? 289 00:12:12.200 --> 00:12:14.200 I got both sides, but I'm mad at you because 290 00:12:14.240 --> 00:12:16.240 I feel like you willed this into my life. This 291 00:12:16.320 --> 00:12:20.360 was the other thing. This was going you're my daddy. 292 00:12:21.759 --> 00:12:24.720 And like whatever else you said to me, justling me 293 00:12:24.759 --> 00:12:26.440 overgett your dogs ain'tal God. 294 00:12:26.320 --> 00:12:28.679 I never had an issue until you brought it up. 295 00:12:28.720 --> 00:12:30.759 And it's like a simulation thing. As soon as you 296 00:12:30.840 --> 00:12:33.080 said it, somehow got into my life and I spent 297 00:12:33.120 --> 00:12:35.039 my Tuesday night doings. 298 00:12:35.080 --> 00:12:36.320 Sounds like a personal problem. 299 00:12:36.399 --> 00:12:37.559 Well that is true. 300 00:12:39.120 --> 00:12:41.720 Listen, if you got your dog groomed occasionally, you'd have 301 00:12:41.759 --> 00:12:42.879 someone else doing it for you. 302 00:12:43.039 --> 00:12:46.960 I groom him aka me cutting your hair whenever you. 303 00:12:46.440 --> 00:12:49.159 Can tell, I can tell, I'm kidding, all right, Well, 304 00:12:49.519 --> 00:12:51.879 don't touch me at all. 305 00:12:52.080 --> 00:12:56.000 Well, there was a lot of washing of hands, doubtful fingers. 306 00:12:56.120 --> 00:12:59.759 O my god, row, I don't know, dude, It's like 307 00:12:59.799 --> 00:13:01.000 the thirtieth day of the fair. 308 00:13:01.039 --> 00:13:01.919 I'm losing my mind. 309 00:13:02.080 --> 00:13:02.879 That's fair, that's fair. 310 00:13:02.960 --> 00:13:05.480 This is the craziest day at the fair. If you're 311 00:13:05.519 --> 00:13:10.519 coming out today, jes don't just I'm sorry, like prepared 312 00:13:10.519 --> 00:13:11.519 to park forty miles. 313 00:13:12.080 --> 00:13:14.639 It is gonna be rough. But yeah, you have a 314 00:13:14.679 --> 00:13:16.440 slim amount of days lab but I don't think your 315 00:13:16.519 --> 00:13:17.840 days are going to get any less busy. 316 00:13:17.879 --> 00:13:20.440 It's that's probably true because the weather's been the craziest 317 00:13:20.480 --> 00:13:21.480 I've ever experienced. 318 00:13:21.480 --> 00:13:23.039 Also at the fair, so a lot of people were like, 319 00:13:23.120 --> 00:13:25.240 I'm not going to go today because it's going to rain. 320 00:13:25.399 --> 00:13:30.200 And then everyone waited for today, every single person. We're 321 00:13:30.200 --> 00:13:32.279 going to come back. We have some cool tickets to 322 00:13:32.279 --> 00:13:34.240 give away. We have, like I said Stephen Sanchez at 323 00:13:34.240 --> 00:13:37.720 three fifty and four fifty Princess, it's one oh one 324 00:13:37.720 --> 00:13:40.720 point three, katiew Is Ballon and Colt. We're live from 325 00:13:40.759 --> 00:13:41.759 the Minnesota State Fair. 326 00:13:41.960 --> 00:13:44.039 The number of people and I feel bad. 327 00:13:43.840 --> 00:13:45.399 Doing this because like, if you're coming out here, you're 328 00:13:45.399 --> 00:13:47.080 coming out here, I think you have to get ready 329 00:13:47.120 --> 00:13:49.440 to settle into the lines for the things you really want. 330 00:13:49.480 --> 00:13:51.879 Oh yeah, multiple people have said today they's like drop 331 00:13:51.919 --> 00:13:55.159 their kids to day care, came here today. And then 332 00:13:55.279 --> 00:13:57.240 some other people said, oh, we brought our kid for 333 00:13:57.279 --> 00:14:01.279 the first time and we're immediately Because Jake came out 334 00:14:01.320 --> 00:14:02.480 earlier with my daughter Olive. 335 00:14:02.960 --> 00:14:04.039 We did a big slide. 336 00:14:04.360 --> 00:14:06.559 We did one ride which he said, by the way, 337 00:14:06.600 --> 00:14:08.240 he's I think she was too short. He said, she 338 00:14:08.240 --> 00:14:10.080 almost flew out. He had a hold on to her. 339 00:14:10.200 --> 00:14:11.480 Yeah, it sounds like liability. 340 00:14:11.559 --> 00:14:14.039 I can't tell you, by the way, how crazy it's 341 00:14:14.080 --> 00:14:18.039 getting with actual games. Here we walk up the person 342 00:14:18.120 --> 00:14:20.039 working the game almost of the carney, and that's not 343 00:14:20.120 --> 00:14:21.639 I don't think politically correct anymore. 344 00:14:21.720 --> 00:14:24.080 Wait, carney, you can say, okay, she goes. 345 00:14:23.919 --> 00:14:25.120 She goes, here's the dill. 346 00:14:25.279 --> 00:14:27.759 Parents, You pick which stuffy you want, and you just 347 00:14:27.799 --> 00:14:29.600 pay me the amount, and then your kid can pick 348 00:14:29.679 --> 00:14:33.799 up ducks. Can I start dying laughing and olive, like 349 00:14:33.840 --> 00:14:36.120 I want that duck. So Jake's like, here's the money, 350 00:14:36.320 --> 00:14:37.720 and she goes, all right, kid, you can pick. 351 00:14:37.679 --> 00:14:39.320 Up four ducks. Didn't matter. 352 00:14:39.600 --> 00:14:44.440 The ducks meant nothing. The ducks meant nothing, all of it, no, 353 00:14:44.799 --> 00:14:46.440 all of didn't know. No, it's like the duck where 354 00:14:46.480 --> 00:14:48.159 you look at the number on the bottom, so you 355 00:14:48.279 --> 00:14:51.720 do nothing, did nothing, and the woman's like, yay, you're 356 00:14:51.720 --> 00:14:54.159 a winner and gave her the duck. Can we already 357 00:14:54.159 --> 00:14:55.000 pay for it? 358 00:14:55.759 --> 00:14:57.840 Okay, that would actually be me as a carne though 359 00:14:57.879 --> 00:14:59.759 I've been doing such a stuff. 360 00:14:59.799 --> 00:15:02.879 That's what's happening. Just here's the amount, guys. If you 361 00:15:02.919 --> 00:15:03.879 want stuff inna. 362 00:15:03.720 --> 00:15:05.279 I'd be lyting people cut I'm like, if you give 363 00:15:05.320 --> 00:15:06.639 me a twenty. You can come to the front of line. 364 00:15:06.720 --> 00:15:09.360 Oh, you'd be the sketchiest Carnie ever. 365 00:15:09.759 --> 00:15:11.399 Yeah, you're not talling up, but if you give me like, 366 00:15:11.440 --> 00:15:12.840 you know, do you remember a scene. 367 00:15:12.600 --> 00:15:14.720 In Joe Dirt when he's like leaning against the ride 368 00:15:14.840 --> 00:15:17.879 is like mullets blowing in the wind. I once had 369 00:15:17.919 --> 00:15:20.039 a moment like that at the four H County Fair 370 00:15:20.080 --> 00:15:22.879 in Clark County, Indiana, where I was like, oh, I thought, 371 00:15:22.879 --> 00:15:24.919 for some reason, I thought the carney was hot, and like, 372 00:15:25.279 --> 00:15:27.320 because I was in high school. Looking back, I'm like, 373 00:15:27.879 --> 00:15:29.679 I was like and then he started being like a 374 00:15:29.679 --> 00:15:31.399 little weird about it, and I was like, oh wait, 375 00:15:31.600 --> 00:15:32.240 you're an adult. 376 00:15:32.320 --> 00:15:33.240 Gross of out of here. 377 00:15:33.480 --> 00:15:36.279 Listen. Not all carnies are like that, though. 378 00:15:36.240 --> 00:15:38.559 You Yeah, that was one bad depiction. 379 00:15:38.840 --> 00:15:40.679 I need you to go around and you're gonna find 380 00:15:40.679 --> 00:15:42.960 a hot carnie. Now you're gonna apologize for what you 381 00:15:43.080 --> 00:15:44.720 just said. You're gonna make you know what. 382 00:15:45.039 --> 00:15:48.039 They First of all, any carne listening knows that if 383 00:15:48.080 --> 00:15:52.360 I'm from Indiana, we are the same people. Okay, yeah 384 00:15:52.399 --> 00:15:56.120 I am. I am a Carney with just a microphone. 385 00:15:56.200 --> 00:15:57.919 That's the difference. There is no difference. 386 00:15:58.279 --> 00:15:59.039 So yeah, it's true. 387 00:15:59.279 --> 00:16:00.600 Out like right now, I guess your weight. 388 00:16:00.679 --> 00:16:02.639 That is true, you're pretty Let me get your weight. 389 00:16:02.919 --> 00:16:04.360 Oh wait, what do you want to wait to guess 390 00:16:04.360 --> 00:16:05.399 your weight for a price? Yeah? 391 00:16:05.440 --> 00:16:10.360 Go ahead? Lower two lower, No. 392 00:16:10.720 --> 00:16:12.399 I know it's not lower. You told me your weight 393 00:16:12.440 --> 00:16:15.600 when you were on your weight loss challenge. Lower two twelve, 394 00:16:16.720 --> 00:16:18.639 lower two hundred. 395 00:16:18.759 --> 00:16:21.000 You got to go one seventies. Baby, I would. 396 00:16:20.919 --> 00:16:24.639 Never guess what's seventy for you? I'm sorry. You have 397 00:16:25.039 --> 00:16:28.440 very pleasant buzz offs. 398 00:16:28.720 --> 00:16:32.279 So you have to hook up with a Carnie or No. 399 00:16:32.320 --> 00:16:33.840 I don't want to play this game mind. I don't 400 00:16:33.840 --> 00:16:34.720 know what we're doing anymore. 401 00:16:34.720 --> 00:16:37.320