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Speaker 1: All right, we need your feedback two two five, two six.
Speaker 1: We'll take an unofficial you know vote here, but you
Speaker 1: know we'll be able to get the gist of who
Speaker 1: should be awarded headline of the week. We got a
Speaker 1: couple of really strong ones so far, and I have
Speaker 1: a third late entry to throw into the mix for
Speaker 1: your consideration.
Speaker 2: Okay, I'm not even gonna tape this one because we're
Speaker 2: just gonna be voting on it right out.
Speaker 3: Of the gate. Yeah, okay, you're ready for it. Ready.
Speaker 1: Punk band unleashes a vinyl that smells like Gwyneth Paltrow's vagina.
Speaker 3: Wow, one more time? That was heavy.
Speaker 1: Punk band unleashes vinyl that smells like Gwyneth Paltrow's vagina. Yes,
Speaker 1: this punk band from a I believe they're Australian private function.
Speaker 1: Their new album is a scratch and sniff that has
Speaker 1: been made to smell like Gwyneth Paltrow's vagina has made
Speaker 1: famous with her Goop brand. And this smells like my
Speaker 1: vagina candle. Huh Okay, that's uh come on, man, So.
Speaker 3: Give that one first, and then I have the other
Speaker 3: ones to read back.
Speaker 1: To you that you will have a I believe it's
Speaker 1: three in total to consider. Yes, Punk band unleash's vinyl
Speaker 1: that smells like Gwyneth Paltrow's vagina.
Speaker 3: Okay, next one.
Speaker 2: It is sold out instantly, by the way, Yeah, of course,
Speaker 2: punk rock man. Next one is man plan to feed
Speaker 2: his romantic rival's body to pigs with help from a
Speaker 2: nun one thousand dollars and a good bottle of bourbon.
Speaker 1: Well, yeah, that was the initial one of the week,
Speaker 1: and we thought that there'd be no top in it, but.
Speaker 2: Uh, hey, okay, So man plotted to feed his romantic
Speaker 2: rival's body to pigs with the help from a nun
Speaker 2: one thousand dollars in a good bottle of bourbon.
Speaker 3: Next would be.
Speaker 2: Man with cough diagnosed with parrot chlamydia after breathing in
Speaker 2: chicken poo.
Speaker 3: I'm not gonna sway the vote.
Speaker 1: And then, of course punk band Unleasha's vinyl that smells
Speaker 1: like one of the paltros China.
Speaker 3: We said fifteen.
Speaker 2: Okay, of those three, of those three two two five
Speaker 2: two six, which one do you want feed to the pigs?
Speaker 3: Oh my god?
Speaker 2: Uh chicken poo or Gwyneth punk Ban Gwenneth.
Speaker 3: Just you just text one word and I'll know which
Speaker 3: one you do.
Speaker 1: You send us and we'll circle back at the end
Speaker 1: of this segment and crown the headline of the week Winter.
Speaker 1: It's determined by you, you, the listener. This is your call.
Speaker 1: Two two five two six, Pat, do you have a
Speaker 1: favorite in your head? Without saying it?
Speaker 3: I do? I do too, okay, yes, two two five six? Ready,
Speaker 3: what else do we have.
Speaker 1: You know you might need help when you're stabbing a
Speaker 1: fellow parent at an elementary school graduation. Happened yesterday fort Worth, Texas. Seriously,
Speaker 1: Thursday morning, the fifth graders were at their commencement ceremony,
Speaker 1: which I never understood.
Speaker 2: I like, grade graduates. Can we just go high school
Speaker 2: and college and call it to day? How about kindergarten graduation? Dude,
Speaker 2: somebody three k graduation. I've seen and heard them all.
Speaker 2: Oh yeah, uh Ray from over next door.
Speaker 3: Pat has twins and they did the graduations on separate days.
Speaker 3: Think about that.
Speaker 1: Uh huh okay anyway, So this is for what it's worth,
Speaker 1: an elementary school graduation in Fort Worth, Texas. You got
Speaker 1: two parents getting into altercation in the one stabbing the
Speaker 1: other eleven thirty in the morning yesterday. Verbal altercation gets
Speaker 1: escalated to this. That's a way to show those kids
Speaker 1: had to grow up in victim taken to the hospital
Speaker 1: with the serious upper body wound, was not present to
Speaker 1: see the young graduates.
Speaker 3: Oh missed the whole graduation they got.
Speaker 1: They got into it before the ceremony even started. No
Speaker 1: students were hurt or injured or in danger. The suspect
Speaker 1: twenty eight year old Keyshawn Fields was arrested a few
Speaker 1: blocks away. I guess he stuck the guy and then fled,
Speaker 1: so I guess he didn't see the graduation either. Wait,
Speaker 1: we've got yeah, this is just a circle of crap.
Speaker 3: Totally Jesus man. I'm looking over some of the votes.
Speaker 3: It's it's pretty strong on on Gwyneth right now.
Speaker 1: Okay, well, let's we still got We got one more
Speaker 1: story to tell you about before we crowned.
Speaker 3: The headline of the week winter.
Speaker 4: Fload to man, fload to man. Floating man, got to
Speaker 4: be a flooring man. He's got to be a flying man.
Speaker 1: Sail everybody to thirty six year old Darren Deacas. That
Speaker 1: sounds like a Florida man name. Oh totally what old Decas?
Speaker 3: Dear?
Speaker 1: All right, Darren is from the Panelas Panellas County area.
Speaker 3: There's another another check mark. Yeah, going down the list.
Speaker 1: The ground zero from Florida man activity we've discovered, and
Speaker 1: I think we have a preponderance of evidence, is in
Speaker 1: the Tampa Saint Pete Clearwater area, which at least as
Speaker 1: of the last year or so.
Speaker 2: We like the area, that's for sure. But they have
Speaker 2: put out a lot of Florida man stuff.
Speaker 1: All right, all right, Darren is a convicted felon after
Speaker 1: a stalking charge in Colorado. Okay, Following he was released
Speaker 1: and put on parole.
Speaker 3: All Right.
Speaker 1: Obviously, when you're on parole, you have conditions to that
Speaker 1: parole to stay on the straight and arrow, or they're
Speaker 1: gonna violate you and send you back to prison. I
Speaker 1: guess Darren moved to Florida, which he was permitted to do.
Speaker 3: Okay.
Speaker 1: I hate the mistake of going to a bar, which
Speaker 1: he's not permitted to do under the conditions of his parole,
Speaker 1: where he participated in the one chip challenge the hot
Speaker 1: chip now, and he found the chip to be so
Speaker 1: incredibly hot he instinctively reached for a.
Speaker 2: Beer to cool down his palette. Another violation. I was
Speaker 2: not at this bar to drink beer. But once I
Speaker 2: did that one chip challenge, your honor, your big dummy,
Speaker 2: your honor, the.
Speaker 3: Bar did not have milk to cool my palette.
Speaker 1: Sir, you're not supposed to be in a bar or
Speaker 1: any establishment that makes the bulk of their profits from
Speaker 1: serving alcohol as a condition of your parole.
Speaker 2: Okay, but I wasn't gonna drink until that one chip challenge.
Speaker 3: Oh did they test him that for drugs yet?
Speaker 2: Too?
Speaker 1: Did this just happened yesterday? I'm just giving you what's
Speaker 1: in the story. But his parole was violated, and I
Speaker 1: don't know if they ship him back to Colorado now
Speaker 1: or or he gets stuck a prison there in Dallas County.
Speaker 3: I give up. Okay, are you ready?
Speaker 1: Florida?
Speaker 2: Man? The thing legends are made? Man, you're not kidding.
Speaker 2: Penela was Penelos?
Speaker 3: Right?
Speaker 2: Represent Yeah? Okay, Pat, You're gonna have to keep track
Speaker 2: as I read these out, all right, you ready? Yeah,
Speaker 2: I'll just put them all under Gwyneth so we don't
Speaker 2: have to sit here and say, all right, I mean,
Speaker 2: Gwyneth cough or chicken poo and then the other one. Okay,
Speaker 2: Gwyneth cough, Gwyneth cough, pigs feed the pig.
Speaker 3: But I don't have time, Gwyneth pig.
Speaker 2: Cough, Gwyneth, Gwyneth, pig chicken, got your disciples.
Speaker 3: It's such pain in the ass.
Speaker 2: Okay, I'm just gonna read them poo, of course, Gwenn
Speaker 2: chicken ass, chicken poo, poo, Vagina Gwyneth, Wait, Gwyneth pooh.
Speaker 3: That wasn't even okay. I'm we.
Speaker 1: Are almost like in a dead heat between the Gwyneth
Speaker 1: Jiji vinyl release, scratching stiff vinyl release and the chicken poo,
Speaker 1: which is five six or in a row for the
Speaker 1: chicken okay, chickens pulling ahead eight uh, and then a
Speaker 1: Gwyneth so eight to one, and then uh, pigs here
Speaker 1: out of the race.
Speaker 3: I can't believe it.
Speaker 1: I feel bad because my answer was gonna be our
Speaker 1: answers don't matter, it's what you all think. I would
Speaker 1: have gone with my gut an initial instinct on the
Speaker 1: thousand dollars, the none the good bottle of bourbon, and
Speaker 1: feeding the pigs.
Speaker 3: That's what I was thinking.
Speaker 1: A multitude of elements coming together to form a headline
Speaker 1: that is just so intriguing and incredible at the same time.
Speaker 2: Then the the once that chicken story came out at
Speaker 2: pat it won. I'm reading and ripping through all these
Speaker 2: it won, all right, Go ahead and give credit where credits?
Speaker 3: Do you give?
Speaker 1: The full headline of the week winners as printed.
Speaker 2: Man with cough diagnosed with parrot chlamydia after breathing in
Speaker 2: chicken pooh, congratulations, we can't make it up. Oh, my god.
Speaker 2: There are so many for Chicken. There are a lot
Speaker 2: for Gwyn And sorry you went it. You did not
Speaker 2: win Chicken. Poo beat you out all right.
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