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<v Speaker 1>One oh one Linchintago, Orlando's rock station one oh one

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<v Speaker 1>one w j r R. This hour brought to you

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<v Speaker 1>by the final day of our Rock the Bank cash giveaways,

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<v Speaker 1>thirteen more chances to win one thousand dollars today while

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<v Speaker 1>you rock on the job with jr R. Wouldn't be

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<v Speaker 1>nice to have a thousand bucks going into the weekend?

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<v Speaker 2>Oh yeah, nine oh five ish is the first word.

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<v Speaker 2>We're gonna give it to you. You enter at their

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<v Speaker 2>website and then if your phone rings the following hour,

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<v Speaker 2>pick it up. And this happens what thirteen times hourly,

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<v Speaker 2>each hour straight through till nine oh five tonight. If

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<v Speaker 2>you think I never win these, we have a bunch

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<v Speaker 2>of JR our listeners that have won this, so you

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<v Speaker 2>should be next.

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<v Speaker 3>Heh, you have a good chance today.

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<v Speaker 1>All right, we need your feedback two two five, two six.

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<v Speaker 1>We'll take an unofficial you know vote here, but you

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<v Speaker 1>know we'll be able to get the gist of who

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<v Speaker 1>should be awarded headline of the week. We got a

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<v Speaker 1>couple of really strong ones so far, and I have

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<v Speaker 1>a third late entry to throw into the mix for

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<v Speaker 1>your consideration.

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<v Speaker 2>Okay, I'm not even gonna tape this one because we're

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<v Speaker 2>just gonna be voting on it right out.

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<v Speaker 3>Of the gate. Yeah, okay, you're ready for it. Ready.

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<v Speaker 1>Punk band unleashes a vinyl that smells like Gwyneth Paltrow's vagina.

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<v Speaker 3>Wow, one more time? That was heavy.

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<v Speaker 1>Punk band unleashes vinyl that smells like Gwyneth Paltrow's vagina. Yes,

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<v Speaker 1>this punk band from a I believe they're Australian private function.

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<v Speaker 1>Their new album is a scratch and sniff that has

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<v Speaker 1>been made to smell like Gwyneth Paltrow's vagina has made

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<v Speaker 1>famous with her Goop brand. And this smells like my

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<v Speaker 1>vagina candle. Huh Okay, that's uh come on, man, So.

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<v Speaker 3>Give that one first, and then I have the other

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<v Speaker 3>ones to read back.

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<v Speaker 1>To you that you will have a I believe it's

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<v Speaker 1>three in total to consider. Yes, Punk band unleash's vinyl

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<v Speaker 1>that smells like Gwyneth Paltrow's vagina.

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<v Speaker 3>Okay, next one.

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<v Speaker 2>It is sold out instantly, by the way, Yeah, of course,

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<v Speaker 2>punk rock man. Next one is man plan to feed

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<v Speaker 2>his romantic rival's body to pigs with help from a

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<v Speaker 2>nun one thousand dollars and a good bottle of bourbon.

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<v Speaker 1>Well, yeah, that was the initial one of the week,

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<v Speaker 1>and we thought that there'd be no top in it, but.

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<v Speaker 2>Uh, hey, okay, So man plotted to feed his romantic

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<v Speaker 2>rival's body to pigs with the help from a nun

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<v Speaker 2>one thousand dollars in a good bottle of bourbon.

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<v Speaker 3>Next would be.

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<v Speaker 2>Man with cough diagnosed with parrot chlamydia after breathing in

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<v Speaker 2>chicken poo.

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<v Speaker 3>I'm not gonna sway the vote.

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<v Speaker 1>And then, of course punk band Unleasha's vinyl that smells

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<v Speaker 1>like one of the paltros China.

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<v Speaker 3>We said fifteen.

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<v Speaker 2>Okay, of those three, of those three two two five

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<v Speaker 2>two six, which one do you want feed to the pigs?

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<v Speaker 3>Oh my god?

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<v Speaker 2>Uh chicken poo or Gwyneth punk Ban Gwenneth.

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<v Speaker 3>Just you just text one word and I'll know which

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<v Speaker 3>one you do.

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<v Speaker 1>You send us and we'll circle back at the end

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<v Speaker 1>of this segment and crown the headline of the week Winter.

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<v Speaker 1>It's determined by you, you, the listener. This is your call.

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<v Speaker 1>Two two five two six, Pat, do you have a

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<v Speaker 1>favorite in your head? Without saying it?

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<v Speaker 3>I do? I do too, okay, yes, two two five six? Ready,

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<v Speaker 3>what else do we have.

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<v Speaker 1>You know you might need help when you're stabbing a

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<v Speaker 1>fellow parent at an elementary school graduation. Happened yesterday fort Worth, Texas. Seriously,

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<v Speaker 1>Thursday morning, the fifth graders were at their commencement ceremony,

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<v Speaker 1>which I never understood.

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<v Speaker 2>I like, grade graduates. Can we just go high school

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<v Speaker 2>and college and call it to day? How about kindergarten graduation? Dude,

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<v Speaker 2>somebody three k graduation. I've seen and heard them all.

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<v Speaker 2>Oh yeah, uh Ray from over next door.

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<v Speaker 3>Pat has twins and they did the graduations on separate days.

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<v Speaker 3>Think about that.

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<v Speaker 1>Uh huh okay anyway, So this is for what it's worth,

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<v Speaker 1>an elementary school graduation in Fort Worth, Texas. You got

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<v Speaker 1>two parents getting into altercation in the one stabbing the

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<v Speaker 1>other eleven thirty in the morning yesterday. Verbal altercation gets

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<v Speaker 1>escalated to this. That's a way to show those kids

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<v Speaker 1>had to grow up in victim taken to the hospital

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<v Speaker 1>with the serious upper body wound, was not present to

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<v Speaker 1>see the young graduates.

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<v Speaker 3>Oh missed the whole graduation they got.

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<v Speaker 1>They got into it before the ceremony even started. No

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<v Speaker 1>students were hurt or injured or in danger. The suspect

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<v Speaker 1>twenty eight year old Keyshawn Fields was arrested a few

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<v Speaker 1>blocks away. I guess he stuck the guy and then fled,

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<v Speaker 1>so I guess he didn't see the graduation either. Wait,

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<v Speaker 1>we've got yeah, this is just a circle of crap.

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<v Speaker 3>Totally Jesus man. I'm looking over some of the votes.

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<v Speaker 3>It's it's pretty strong on on Gwyneth right now.

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<v Speaker 1>Okay, well, let's we still got We got one more

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<v Speaker 1>story to tell you about before we crowned.

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<v Speaker 3>The headline of the week winter.

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<v Speaker 4>Fload to man, fload to man. Floating man, got to

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<v Speaker 4>be a flooring man. He's got to be a flying man.

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<v Speaker 1>Sail everybody to thirty six year old Darren Deacas. That

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<v Speaker 1>sounds like a Florida man name. Oh totally what old Decas?

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<v Speaker 3>Dear?

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<v Speaker 1>All right, Darren is from the Panelas Panellas County area.

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<v Speaker 3>There's another another check mark. Yeah, going down the list.

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<v Speaker 1>The ground zero from Florida man activity we've discovered, and

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<v Speaker 1>I think we have a preponderance of evidence, is in

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<v Speaker 1>the Tampa Saint Pete Clearwater area, which at least as

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<v Speaker 1>of the last year or so.

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<v Speaker 2>We like the area, that's for sure. But they have

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<v Speaker 2>put out a lot of Florida man stuff.

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<v Speaker 1>All right, all right, Darren is a convicted felon after

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<v Speaker 1>a stalking charge in Colorado. Okay, Following he was released

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<v Speaker 1>and put on parole.

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<v Speaker 3>All Right.

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<v Speaker 1>Obviously, when you're on parole, you have conditions to that

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<v Speaker 1>parole to stay on the straight and arrow, or they're

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<v Speaker 1>gonna violate you and send you back to prison. I

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<v Speaker 1>guess Darren moved to Florida, which he was permitted to do.

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<v Speaker 3>Okay.

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<v Speaker 1>I hate the mistake of going to a bar, which

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<v Speaker 1>he's not permitted to do under the conditions of his parole,

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<v Speaker 1>where he participated in the one chip challenge the hot

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<v Speaker 1>chip now, and he found the chip to be so

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<v Speaker 1>incredibly hot he instinctively reached for a.

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<v Speaker 2>Beer to cool down his palette. Another violation. I was

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<v Speaker 2>not at this bar to drink beer. But once I

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<v Speaker 2>did that one chip challenge, your honor, your big dummy,

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<v Speaker 2>your honor, the.

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<v Speaker 3>Bar did not have milk to cool my palette.

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<v Speaker 1>Sir, you're not supposed to be in a bar or

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<v Speaker 1>any establishment that makes the bulk of their profits from

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<v Speaker 1>serving alcohol as a condition of your parole.

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<v Speaker 2>Okay, but I wasn't gonna drink until that one chip challenge.

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<v Speaker 3>Oh did they test him that for drugs yet?

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<v Speaker 2>Too?

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<v Speaker 1>Did this just happened yesterday? I'm just giving you what's

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<v Speaker 1>in the story. But his parole was violated, and I

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<v Speaker 1>don't know if they ship him back to Colorado now

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<v Speaker 1>or or he gets stuck a prison there in Dallas County.

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<v Speaker 3>I give up. Okay, are you ready?

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<v Speaker 1>Florida?

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<v Speaker 2>Man? The thing legends are made? Man, you're not kidding.

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<v Speaker 2>Penela was Penelos?

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<v Speaker 3>Right?

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<v Speaker 2>Represent Yeah? Okay, Pat, You're gonna have to keep track

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<v Speaker 2>as I read these out, all right, you ready? Yeah,

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<v Speaker 2>I'll just put them all under Gwyneth so we don't

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<v Speaker 2>have to sit here and say, all right, I mean,

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<v Speaker 2>Gwyneth cough or chicken poo and then the other one. Okay,

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<v Speaker 2>Gwyneth cough, Gwyneth cough, pigs feed the pig.

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<v Speaker 3>But I don't have time, Gwyneth pig.

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<v Speaker 2>Cough, Gwyneth, Gwyneth, pig chicken, got your disciples.

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<v Speaker 3>It's such pain in the ass.

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<v Speaker 2>Okay, I'm just gonna read them poo, of course, Gwenn

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<v Speaker 2>chicken ass, chicken poo, poo, Vagina Gwyneth, Wait, Gwyneth pooh.

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<v Speaker 3>That wasn't even okay. I'm we.

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<v Speaker 1>Are almost like in a dead heat between the Gwyneth

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<v Speaker 1>Jiji vinyl release, scratching stiff vinyl release and the chicken poo,

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<v Speaker 1>which is five six or in a row for the

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<v Speaker 1>chicken okay, chickens pulling ahead eight uh, and then a

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<v Speaker 1>Gwyneth so eight to one, and then uh, pigs here

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<v Speaker 1>out of the race.

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<v Speaker 3>I can't believe it.

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<v Speaker 1>I feel bad because my answer was gonna be our

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<v Speaker 1>answers don't matter, it's what you all think. I would

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<v Speaker 1>have gone with my gut an initial instinct on the

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<v Speaker 1>thousand dollars, the none the good bottle of bourbon, and

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<v Speaker 1>feeding the pigs.

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<v Speaker 3>That's what I was thinking.

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<v Speaker 1>A multitude of elements coming together to form a headline

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<v Speaker 1>that is just so intriguing and incredible at the same time.

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<v Speaker 2>Then the the once that chicken story came out at

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<v Speaker 2>pat it won. I'm reading and ripping through all these

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<v Speaker 2>it won, all right, Go ahead and give credit where credits?

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<v Speaker 3>Do you give?

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<v Speaker 1>The full headline of the week winners as printed.

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<v Speaker 2>Man with cough diagnosed with parrot chlamydia after breathing in

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<v Speaker 2>chicken pooh, congratulations, we can't make it up. Oh, my god.

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<v Speaker 2>There are so many for Chicken. There are a lot

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<v Speaker 2>for Gwyn And sorry you went it. You did not

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<v Speaker 2>win Chicken. Poo beat you out all right.

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