Speaker 1: Hey, look he's it. Hey, Look he's it. Hey, Look
Speaker 1: he's it.
Speaker 2: Hey, Hey, hey hey No up.
Speaker 3: To the side to a d us apartment, and in
Speaker 3: moving on up up to the.
Speaker 2: East side, we finally got up the nigga love. That
Speaker 2: song goes hard, that song I love, I love Blackness.
Speaker 2: But niggas don't fry in the kitchen.
Speaker 1: Niggas gonna took a whole lot to get right here. Now,
Speaker 1: Niggas up league, it's our turned at the bat. You
Speaker 1: and sweet niggas. Ain't nothing wrong with that.
Speaker 4: I love that. I love Jefferson's was fucking like this
Speaker 4: real based use the word, but you know that that's
Speaker 4: been corrupted. The base has been absolute corrupted. But like
Speaker 4: when I think of base, I think of the Jeffersons.
Speaker 4: I was like a fucking George Jefferson was a slimy
Speaker 4: but smooth nigga dude like he was.
Speaker 2: It was a piece of shit he was at He
Speaker 2: was a shitty man, but he had a good heart
Speaker 2: somewhere under that really shitty man.
Speaker 1: I've never seen that show, really, I've never seen. I
Speaker 1: wouldn't imagine you ever watching it. Jeff It was it
Speaker 1: was of there was something about the way that shows
Speaker 1: like like even Cheers too, where they looked older.
Speaker 4: I don't know how to describe it. I know what
Speaker 4: you mean about you.
Speaker 2: Know what I mean Cheers they looked old before they
Speaker 2: should have looked.
Speaker 1: That old, right, right, Jefferson.
Speaker 2: Is an old children reference is a show from the seventies,
Speaker 2: if I'm not mistaken.
Speaker 1: I don't know.
Speaker 4: I don't know enough about the Jeffersons CD the seventies
Speaker 4: or eighties. It was probably seventies is probably accurate, but
Speaker 4: I can't say for sure.
Speaker 1: But it had to look like it aged quicker than
Speaker 1: like most shows.
Speaker 2: But it's still a good It's surprisingly still a good show.
Speaker 2: I was like, I love Lucy fucking.
Speaker 1: Right, I still.
Speaker 4: I was just watching that ship the other day. It's
Speaker 4: it's dream a Genie.
Speaker 2: I dream Genie is a way better show than has
Speaker 2: any right, even though it's such a stupid fucking concept.
Speaker 4: I don't remember. I remember being entertaining, but also that
Speaker 4: could just be me wanting to fuck the Genie. I
Speaker 4: don't know why it wasn't constantly fucking that.
Speaker 2: I don't get. I don't like that's what made the
Speaker 2: show so fake, not even like that's what horninessside, like
Speaker 2: she wanted it termally horny.
Speaker 4: There's no way I'm getting a genie.
Speaker 2: That's that looks like that, even if it's a male genie,
Speaker 2: you know, like I'm getting.
Speaker 1: Male why no, like like just the story, just for
Speaker 1: the story, Like yeah, yeah, that's why.
Speaker 2: Fair enough.
Speaker 4: I thought about that too, with like male aliens.
Speaker 1: Your eyes you have the shiftiest fucking eyes right now.
Speaker 2: My eyes separated, came back together, and then looked at
Speaker 2: each other.
Speaker 4: Look, would you fucking male alien? Because it's kind of
Speaker 4: like when.
Speaker 2: Yeah, that's that's gay. That's gay, but it's all it's
Speaker 2: a male alien alien.
Speaker 4: It's But at the same time, okay, so I can make.
Speaker 2: A wish in the middle of it and make it
Speaker 2: a fucking you know, I could wish it until a girl.
Speaker 4: You can also, or you can here's the thing.
Speaker 1: You could.
Speaker 4: You can fuck the gen and then wish that it
Speaker 4: wasn't gay.
Speaker 1: Yeah, that's true.
Speaker 2: I wish that fucking what they do that would destroy
Speaker 2: the fabric of the world a little bit. It's like
Speaker 2: a it's like a it's like destroying something that's two
Speaker 2: layers away. It's not your problem right now, but eventually
Speaker 2: that's gonna lead to.
Speaker 1: Some of you have cracking a bunch.
Speaker 4: You're gonna create so many problems that would lead there's
Speaker 4: probably gonna be all these civil wars that would lead
Speaker 4: to like a world treaty that gays no longer exists
Speaker 4: or something just for that to be not.
Speaker 2: Gay confident you're not gay, and then your son's generation
Speaker 2: is doom because.
Speaker 1: You just not. That's how I feel like, that's how
Speaker 1: you know magic isn't real. Is that someone somewhere would
Speaker 1: have wished for some stupid ship. Yeah, like you would,
Speaker 1: you'd see something way crazier than right.
Speaker 2: If magic, If magic is real, they left whatever could
Speaker 2: give magical powers.
Speaker 4: So has just I.
Speaker 2: Find it convenient that magic seized one's video evidence, Like
Speaker 2: I just like that anymore, Like like whatever did that,
Speaker 2: like whatever was able to doing that, was like, oh no,
Speaker 2: we can't have this here. This guy just wished that
Speaker 2: fucking genies wasn't gay, and now the floods just started
Speaker 2: the ice age, like like we just don't deserve power
Speaker 2: like that, of course, because I'm fucking my genie until
Speaker 2: my dick falls off. Then I wish my dick can't
Speaker 2: fall off. I'm just gonna fuck that he's gonna die.
Speaker 2: I would that they need out of its pants.
Speaker 4: Do you think that's what?
Speaker 5: You know?
Speaker 4: You know, Aladdin's Genie was so relieved that Aladdin was
Speaker 4: the first person that was justly fucking That.
Speaker 2: Was Ali Baba him. Ali Baba fucked him and all
Speaker 2: his thousand men fucked him too.
Speaker 1: He was like crazy, stop.
Speaker 4: Wish for something else? No, no, like we all want
Speaker 4: we all want sex. That's the whole point of conquests.
Speaker 2: Just we don't want to fuck each other because we
Speaker 2: might lose the battle in the fucking each other, but
Speaker 2: we can all fuck you.
Speaker 1: Is that like a like a like a genie file
Speaker 1: or something like a mist mystic file.
Speaker 2: I guess I like the name. Doesn't the file insinuate
Speaker 2: something nefarious.
Speaker 4: Not necessarily, it just means like it's usually the pre
Speaker 4: fix is the is the thing that exactly well, I
Speaker 4: think I can't mean, I can't say for sure, but
Speaker 4: it's like a state like I can't say Georgia, but
Speaker 4: like say.
Speaker 1: Like yeah, like a like a like a like a
Speaker 1: george is also a country.
Speaker 4: But think of the thing of the word audio file, right,
Speaker 4: there's nothing nefario audio. Yeah, you're just you're obsessed, like
Speaker 4: it's a state. It's it's like an obsess state of mind.
Speaker 1: It's it's like a fanaticism bordering on you know, obsessiveness.
Speaker 2: But then sucking any magic it's a myster file, then
Speaker 2: our magic.
Speaker 4: Because you're in all the file, you're under all that
Speaker 4: gay magic with the like D and D and stuff.
Speaker 4: So you're like that, right, I don't. I wouldn't fuck
Speaker 4: most of them, though. I think like an elf, maybe a.
Speaker 2: T that's me. I walked in on myself saying that
Speaker 2: pushed myself my mind. The side was like, you want
Speaker 2: to destroy Carlax. No, no, no, not destroy her. I
Speaker 2: want her to destroy me. You to destroy me, fair enough.
Speaker 2: I want to place my face on her bosom and
Speaker 2: watch it burn away.
Speaker 4: So this is the first time because you know, if
Speaker 4: you do hook up with her, she does dominate you.
Speaker 4: So that's basically what you want. You want her to
Speaker 4: spread your legs and look like she's gonna fuck your ass.
Speaker 4: I didn't understand that.
Speaker 2: Both my ankles up. You're changing a baby. It's just
Speaker 2: that powerful dud.
Speaker 4: Just just grab you up like you're a baby. Just
Speaker 4: there's no effort, just you're a grown ass human being
Speaker 4: slug around and spiked. Babies make me cringe. There's something
Speaker 4: that there's.
Speaker 1: Babies are. Babies are so.
Speaker 4: Fun's fine, but it's fine. There's nothing wrong with that.
Speaker 4: They're just cringe.
Speaker 1: Little people whatever. They're prot people crying.
Speaker 2: I was like, yeah, it's just when babies cry, I
Speaker 2: want to hit them, but like it's also I don't
Speaker 2: want them to cry because I know they're upset.
Speaker 4: Like I just babies crying really bothers me something. I
Speaker 4: feel like, if you hit them gene, will they stop
Speaker 4: if you hit them hard? Yes, because they won't be around.
Speaker 4: Just saying you have a maternal gene.
Speaker 2: I think I have a paternal Jenny, it's paternal. I
Speaker 2: think that's what it's technically caught home yes, technically technically
Speaker 2: a man. Technically technically a man.
Speaker 4: I don't know the technically have genital male genially.
Speaker 1: Right technically yeah, yeah, tax technically Like.
Speaker 4: The implication what does that mean? That has so many implications?
Speaker 2: It implies so much right now, it's insane and it's like,
Speaker 2: what what does.
Speaker 4: That mean exactly? Do you not counted as?
Speaker 1: Is it not? Really?
Speaker 4: I mean I guess if like somebody got like a
Speaker 4: partially their generals blown off and like a war or something,
Speaker 4: you know, the.
Speaker 2: Tactical technically, yeah, that's I had had.
Speaker 1: You got fifty percent of your dick blown off and
Speaker 1: it was like long wait like two face like.
Speaker 4: Two dick, yeah.
Speaker 2: Or you dick, So you're but it's like you miss
Speaker 2: half of it.
Speaker 1: Half it's missing.
Speaker 4: So can you see the the you wreath like you
Speaker 4: see like yeah, that's that's why that is. It hurts
Speaker 4: This conversation is hurting me.
Speaker 6: Literally, I feel it's reminding you of what actually happened.
Speaker 2: Literally, my dick got blown in half and I had
Speaker 2: to wrap a kill as a sausage around my.
Speaker 4: Deck with fucking fucking duct table until he healed over
Speaker 4: the sausage.
Speaker 2: I got half a fig so stupid.
Speaker 1: I don't even know how we got how we got
Speaker 1: so off rails immediately talking about podcast slash the Snark
Speaker 1: Tank if you want to support us, uh, just SNAr
Speaker 1: Tank got shopped all that ship. So look, sorry Trump,
Speaker 1: I think it's gunning for trump Man.
Speaker 2: Yeah.
Speaker 1: People keep trying to people keep trying to shoot.
Speaker 2: Him, and it's like it's funny.
Speaker 1: I'm surprised, Like sometimes I'm like sometimes I hear about
Speaker 1: this stuff, and it happened again, right, somebody. Although I
Speaker 1: heard that it was like way far away, it wasn't.
Speaker 1: It wasn't nearly as clull he called it was the
Speaker 1: last time.
Speaker 4: He was very far away. The guy was waiting. This
Speaker 4: guy got lucky technically because apparently he was. Trump was
Speaker 4: not supposed to be go which I feel like is
Speaker 4: probably eighty percent of his golfing ventures. Were like, Trump,
Speaker 4: you're supposed to be at this rally, You're supposed to
Speaker 4: be doing this, and that He's like, no, I'm gonna
Speaker 4: golf and do fucking nothing, right, And so they made
Speaker 4: a pivot to this course, and which implies this guy
Speaker 4: but was either completely in the know about this, which
Speaker 4: is insane if that's true, or that motherfucker goes and
Speaker 4: scopes there all the time.
Speaker 1: It just happened. Finally he finally showed up. That is
Speaker 1: really crazy. Yeah, it's that guy.
Speaker 4: The guy is his name is Ryan Ruth, and he
Speaker 4: is fucking a confused mess.
Speaker 1: Now.
Speaker 4: He voted for Trump in twenty sixteen, became disillusions, which yes,
Speaker 4: that's crazy. So the thing is he became he's never Trumper,
Speaker 4: well not a never, because never would mean you never
Speaker 4: support them in the first place.
Speaker 1: Well, well never, Well, I think the terminology for never
Speaker 1: trumper as in the current you know how definitions it
Speaker 1: like shifted. It's like people who like were people who
Speaker 1: are now were disillusioned.
Speaker 4: Okay, I think that's not.
Speaker 1: How I mean, it's not how it works. Who care,
Speaker 1: If nothing works the way it's supposed to, I'll go
Speaker 1: with that.
Speaker 4: I'll go with that because I it's it's all good
Speaker 4: with either way.
Speaker 1: So yeah, I.
Speaker 4: Always thought I was like, I want to speak to
Speaker 4: the people. I want to learn from the people that
Speaker 4: are disillusioned. And to me, I feel like there's way
Speaker 4: more crazy people that are disillusioned than just like your
Speaker 4: typical cult person that's just following them because they just
Speaker 4: like his aesthetics and his vibe.
Speaker 2: I feel like, I feel like those people can't really
Speaker 2: become disillusions because they don't even know what they're.
Speaker 4: No, Well, that's what's so I think when it's bad,
Speaker 4: like actually really really bad betrayed me.
Speaker 1: If you're crazy enough to fall for this in the
Speaker 1: first place, and to fall as deep as you did
Speaker 1: to snap out of it, means you're just gonna go
Speaker 1: in like a complete fuck it. You're gonna careem, you
Speaker 1: know what I mean, Like this is the only thing
Speaker 1: giving you stable in some way, Like you have no
Speaker 1: you can't, You're like a You're like a crazy baby.
Speaker 1: You can't. You can't function on your own baby friend.
Speaker 1: It's almost like they do anyway. It's like so fucking
Speaker 1: that's kind of a state of being a baby.
Speaker 2: This is the worst thing.
Speaker 1: I mean, is it really not that far?
Speaker 4: Babies are like kind of insane the way that they
Speaker 4: behave baby have to mention stop, these are not the
Speaker 4: babies are just real, not how you classify it. They're
Speaker 4: really stupid. If a person behaved like an actual baby,
Speaker 4: you'd like, this person is psychotic. Babies are they're protos,
Speaker 4: they're all.
Speaker 2: Yes, they're preeople.
Speaker 1: We understand that the people, they're people.
Speaker 2: They're not people. Yeah, you know, a baby's friendy and
Speaker 2: that sounds so funny, funny. It's horrible, but.
Speaker 1: I love that. That is what I love that is
Speaker 1: because they don't know words yet, so it's just.
Speaker 4: Like I went.
Speaker 2: Gobblin. I don't know what the fuck that is. That's
Speaker 2: the first picture that draws is the goblin in the
Speaker 2: corner of the room, like, that's he's been here forever.
Speaker 2: I always that's Bob.
Speaker 1: Schizophrenic baby is amazing.
Speaker 2: I would love it's not amazing. I really, I really
Speaker 2: don't want I like schizo baby. I know it's no
Speaker 2: I know it's a know well you I don't. I
Speaker 2: don't know.
Speaker 4: What's I'm sure what you're gonna find is a stupid
Speaker 4: Reddit thread.
Speaker 1: There must there must be the entire in the entire
Speaker 1: history of human existence on the planet, there must have
Speaker 1: been at least one schizophrenic baby. There must be. I
Speaker 1: just I just.
Speaker 4: Don't know if that with the definition of schizophrenia. I
Speaker 4: think you have to completely be uh socially aware before,
Speaker 4: like you have to be self aware before you can
Speaker 4: be skared, you.
Speaker 1: Know, like I can. I don't know an animal be schizophrenic.
Speaker 1: I guess that's really the question for sure.
Speaker 2: I think so.
Speaker 1: Well, Actually, dogs, you're not wrong.
Speaker 4: Actually we had a dog named Shilah that was had
Speaker 4: some mint real problems. Soy they bark at the corner
Speaker 4: of the room and nothing's there. Motherfucker would actually be like, oh,
Speaker 4: it had almost like a BPD schizo thing, because Shilah
Speaker 4: would be like, hey, I love you you're so great
Speaker 4: and then fucking like minutes later be like, who the
Speaker 4: fuck are you? Yeah, and so that shit was wild.
Speaker 2: What'd you find?
Speaker 4: Schizophrenia and children younger than thirteen is extremely rare but possible. Well,
Speaker 4: well other thirteen. But we're talking about infants. Man, I want, like, I.
Speaker 1: Want the baby fresh in the world, seeing hilarious faces
Speaker 1: coming out of the carpets.
Speaker 4: I want to like what it comes out of the
Speaker 4: womb and has joker makeup on, you know, like I
Speaker 4: want to.
Speaker 1: Like Google, got got that got a GOOGLEO?
Speaker 2: The way you laugh?
Speaker 1: Why son?
Speaker 7: Why so, guys, that is so fucking stupid.
Speaker 1: There, I'm surprised that hasn't you know, is this the
Speaker 1: thing is there? Like baby DC?
Speaker 4: I mean, if there, I don't want to I don't
Speaker 4: want to know about it, you know.
Speaker 1: What I mean? Right, like that must there's like baby
Speaker 1: Pliny Tunes. There's like first teen Titans. That's just that's uh,
Speaker 1: that's as close.
Speaker 4: As baby they became babies teen Titans go. Remember teen
Speaker 4: Titans go. Yeah, it's like the closest thing I kind
Speaker 4: of but yeah, they were more like just I mean,
Speaker 4: there were teens, but they were just drawn like.
Speaker 2: They were drawn.
Speaker 1: How yeah, the thing, it looks like you're trying to
Speaker 1: communicate something to me. I don't know.
Speaker 4: You always struggle when you don't have the spores, like
Speaker 4: it's weird. I guess the idea of water not being
Speaker 4: easily drank, I think you ruined yourself. I think you're
Speaker 4: at the point where your body just rejects regular water.
Speaker 1: Doesn't doesn't have flood sportes, and it can't drink it.
Speaker 4: Yeah, it's just like the floods.
Speaker 2: I'm immune in the flood though. I've been drinking flood
Speaker 2: with this long I think I think you are a
Speaker 2: flood or what do I be called? What they where?
Speaker 2: They become grave minds?
Speaker 4: What are they?
Speaker 2: What are they?
Speaker 4: Evolvements? After that?
Speaker 2: No?
Speaker 4: No, no, what do you mean? The grave mind is
Speaker 4: the end? What became grave minds?
Speaker 1: Right?
Speaker 4: Didn't something become grave minds? The proto grave mind? What
Speaker 4: is it?
Speaker 2: It's like the uh architects know the things that became
Speaker 2: grave minds.
Speaker 1: I don't know what you're talking about. They're like, and
Speaker 1: I'm the person who would know. So there's something else.
Speaker 1: There was something else that became the grave mind. Eventually
Speaker 1: they broke up into becoming like what the flood became
Speaker 1: and then the flood becomes a grave mind. But it's uh,
Speaker 1: is it in one of the games the precurs there
Speaker 1: you go, primordial? Yeah, something.
Speaker 2: I'm one of those that's part of that's that thing
Speaker 2: if I believe on a grotto start the flood.
Speaker 1: That gets so early into the Halo Lord that I
Speaker 1: don't even find it. And it's so you know what
Speaker 1: I mean, it's so fucking back there that it's like,
Speaker 1: I don't care, but this has no implications. I'm kind
Speaker 1: of oh, by the way, yeah right, no, no, what
Speaker 1: do you mean? No, you don't. I was gonna talk
Speaker 1: about Master again. What were you gonna say? I was
Speaker 1: gonna talk about Warhammer. Oh, dude, Warhammer. That Space Marine
Speaker 1: game is sick as hell.
Speaker 4: It is so good.
Speaker 1: Yeah we yeah, ah, I need it, I need more
Speaker 1: of It's right, I'm not getting it. I'm not getting
Speaker 1: into Warhammer. It's because it's fucking expensive. I'm not gonna know.
Speaker 4: You don't have to do that stuff. Just read the
Speaker 4: books and ship.
Speaker 2: Really it's really.
Speaker 1: Cool, dude.
Speaker 4: I'm pretty sure that Ryan Ruth guy was in Warhammer.
Speaker 4: I'm pretty sure he actually thought he thought he was
Speaker 4: a space marine.
Speaker 1: That's he actually thought he was there and he was like,
Speaker 1: oh I have to take out uh this this.
Speaker 2: I don't this fucking heretics. This guy's a heretics. I'm
Speaker 2: gonna kill you.
Speaker 4: The name of the emperor that actually actually is probably
Speaker 4: close to why he did.
Speaker 1: Probably they're like what you.
Speaker 2: Just said was kind of on the butt because he's
Speaker 2: more close than it should ever be.
Speaker 1: Probably, I'll talk about mess gu but like we were
Speaker 1: talking about Dylan, this cool, Dylan Rufe, Dylan Rufe two
Speaker 1: point zero. But what's his name?
Speaker 4: Ryan or whatever?
Speaker 1: Every time there's I will say, every time there's like
Speaker 1: a shooter of any kind, I assume that because Dylan.
Speaker 2: I don't know.
Speaker 4: Why do that guy remember what that guy look like like?
Speaker 1: A Dylan?
Speaker 4: I bet he remember his fucking bull cut and ship?
Speaker 1: Do you remember him? I don't, Oh I do? I do.
Speaker 1: The pictures the shot is like it's like creeping in
Speaker 1: the frame.
Speaker 4: When you saw that guy was like every time you
Speaker 4: see a picture of these people are like, come on,
Speaker 4: Like I almost understand the conspiracy theories where they think
Speaker 4: this is fake because the way that these people were
Speaker 4: depicted is the way that you would draw somebody on
Speaker 4: this thing.
Speaker 1: It's like you would cast them for that role.
Speaker 4: You know, they think it's like that guy that in
Speaker 4: Georgia that shot up the you know, the the the
Speaker 4: Asian jerk off. What do you call them, the massage
Speaker 4: therapist or well, they're not therapy.
Speaker 1: The Asian jerk Yes, I know what you're talking.
Speaker 2: The fake messuses, that jerk you all, Asian.
Speaker 4: Jose the only real license licensed massage therapist. But I
Speaker 4: do appreciate them more than I think it's massusess.
Speaker 1: Messile.
Speaker 4: Are they like cacked, No, they're just I feel like
Speaker 4: they have the same type of like structure and and
Speaker 4: and and you know, final estrogen.
Speaker 1: I don't know exactly, but I'm gonna ignore that.
Speaker 4: You see you see of course you know it's just
Speaker 4: plan estrogen.
Speaker 1: Well whatever, So this guy, so, this guy, I guess
Speaker 1: like a disillusioned fellow.
Speaker 4: Yeah, mainly because of Ukraine. Really, this is why this
Speaker 4: guy suits an anomaly, because he's very like say, he
Speaker 4: wants He supported Nikki Haley and Vivek Ramaswami. Afterwards that
Speaker 4: became his new thing. So he was still Republican, however,
Speaker 4: deeply devoted to and there was actually video of him
Speaker 4: and and and texted them talking. He was on a
Speaker 4: few things video. I saw that on Twitter. He said
Speaker 4: a video trying to recruit Gideon to like like like
Speaker 4: oh real, Like this guy is obviously serious trying to
Speaker 4: like kill people or something. So he's like out trying
Speaker 4: to hand out flyers to get more people to shoot
Speaker 4: people and kill themselves. Essentially, Yeah, he fucking became Christian
Speaker 4: to stop making content. At least that was the That's
Speaker 4: what he said. He's like, I'm born again, I'm not
Speaker 4: doing this, okay whatever.
Speaker 1: Sure, I guess I never watched anything that he ever made,
Speaker 1: so yeah, I saw like that was he the one
Speaker 1: in the cupcake suit? Nobody else I don't know. Didn't
Speaker 1: he have a thing where he called there was some pedophiles?
Speaker 4: I mean, wasn't he in a cupcake suit?
Speaker 1: Wasn't that? I don't know. He teased it and then
Speaker 1: he became Christian, which I don't understand how you can
Speaker 1: him though kind of a turnaround. It was too. It
Speaker 1: was too.
Speaker 4: It was too It made me think something happened, and
Speaker 4: he disappeared before. It was such a quick turnaround that
Speaker 4: it made me feel like something happened. And he's like,
Speaker 4: I need to disappear. Yeah, and because it seemed like
Speaker 4: one of those things, like he was almost gearing up
Speaker 4: for an avalanche bullshit to come out, and but I
Speaker 4: guess nothing came out. Maybe he killed the people, maybe
Speaker 4: got Ryan Ruthe.
Speaker 1: To kill him.
Speaker 4: Ryan, maybe got him. But yeah, this guy in love
Speaker 4: with Ukraine, which most right wingers are not because they're
Speaker 4: brainwashed right into.
Speaker 1: Thinking Ukraine is the enemy.
Speaker 4: You know, they're like they're those people. So it's he's
Speaker 4: kind of an anomaly in that. That's interesting that he
Speaker 4: actually stayed the course with what he believed in, which
Speaker 4: was like, oh, we want peace. Clearly Russia is the
Speaker 4: aggressor the illegally invaded Ukraine, so obviously we need to
Speaker 4: stop this. And so he in that one part of
Speaker 4: his mind he kept like logic, but he's still insane.
Speaker 4: So he's like, I need to kill because he understands
Speaker 4: the the ramifications if Trump becomes president that Ukraine might
Speaker 4: fall right, like Trump will stop funding Ukraine and then
Speaker 4: they'll probably get destroyed. So he's like, I need to
Speaker 4: take out Trump. And I'm like, how about we just
Speaker 4: vote about man?
Speaker 5: You just not hiding bushes with us, and look at
Speaker 5: flew from Hawaii to Florida bought a fucking assault rifle
Speaker 5: and then waiting like it's not like he just had
Speaker 5: it before.
Speaker 1: He bought it.
Speaker 4: Insane man who's been arrested a bunch of times, you
Speaker 4: clearly shouldn't be able to get a gun, but because
Speaker 4: you know, the Republicans are so I.
Speaker 1: Saw one of the one of the Republican ladies tweeting
Speaker 1: about like, how did this insane guy manage to get
Speaker 1: a gun? I saw that, and and I'm just like, oh,
Speaker 1: you're so You're so so close.
Speaker 4: It's crazy, but you're almost there. You're you're almost there.
Speaker 2: Just under standing on the marker doesn't know how to
Speaker 2: act the mission.
Speaker 4: I want to see her replies because I'm like, they're
Speaker 4: probably like, my god, lady, dudey, this guy was pretty based.
Speaker 1: I'm going to kill the president. Murder that's President's pretty.
Speaker 4: Apparently Trump was laughing about it. He didn't get closer.
Speaker 4: It was this is barely It was like, oh, man,
Speaker 4: that's crazy. Let's let's finish our golf.
Speaker 1: I don't think he finished it, Yeah, like I didn't.
Speaker 1: This is funny. There I saw people trying to be like,
Speaker 1: it's crazy, this happened twice, and it's like this seems
Speaker 1: like this seems like one of the instances where like
Speaker 1: I wouldn't be surprised if this specific type of situation
Speaker 1: happens a lot, and we don't hear that this is
Speaker 1: that is fact.
Speaker 4: Yeah, there are plots foiled all the time. You can
Speaker 4: actually look him up, like the FBI will have reports
Speaker 4: or the d o J will have some reports of
Speaker 4: foiled plots. We'll forget about them immediately because it's just
Speaker 4: not a big deal. Because there's a bunch of insane
Speaker 4: people always trying to hurt people, especially leaders, because they think,
Speaker 4: you know, so if it was easier to assassinate public
Speaker 4: figures and world leaders, it would happen more often. So
Speaker 4: that's why the crazies usually go after the children because
Speaker 4: it's so easy, you know. They're like, oh, what's the
Speaker 4: most horrific thing I can do? And then they go
Speaker 4: they do that horrible shit, and I'm like, you know,
Speaker 4: because the kids don't have secret services, they don't have security,
Speaker 4: you know, so they do a lot into schools and
Speaker 4: have a field day and I'm like, I love this country.
Speaker 1: So that's the one thing that's nice. And that's the
Speaker 1: one thing that's every time I hear about a shooting
Speaker 1: and it doesn't take place in it's school, I'm kind
Speaker 1: of like, Okay, good here, Yeah, I'm.
Speaker 2: Glad none of them have been done by people of
Speaker 2: my ethnic groups. Very happy, very happy.
Speaker 4: I'm like, good, yeah, good.
Speaker 2: I'm like, we're not breaking into this ye happening, which
Speaker 2: is a whole nother conversation of like like wanting to
Speaker 2: discuss why it's not happening.
Speaker 4: Why aren't there why is it? Why is it almost
Speaker 4: exclusively straight white men? You know what's a conversation we
Speaker 4: don't need to get into, but like, why the straight
Speaker 4: white man is a is a real thing, not to
Speaker 4: not to the degree some people make it out to be,
Speaker 4: but like it's it's real, there's a real Well there
Speaker 4: has to.
Speaker 2: Be something there, you know, there is.
Speaker 4: That's why there's another conversation for another day that I
Speaker 4: am not equipped to even talk about because I've never
Speaker 4: looked into it.
Speaker 1: But it's clear the pattern, and you're like, why is it,
Speaker 1: why is it almost exclusive?
Speaker 4: Why aren't women doing I.
Speaker 1: Don't know why. You know why women aren't doing it? Well,
Speaker 1: I know why women aren't doing.
Speaker 4: Yeah, they don't even know what what is this thing?
Speaker 4: This isn't a mop, This is a societal thing. It's
Speaker 4: there's so much.
Speaker 1: That was so bad.
Speaker 2: I was gonna ignore it. I was actually gonna ignore
Speaker 2: it and keep going. You had to get into this
Speaker 2: isn't a sponge for this isn't a sponge, a washing machine,
Speaker 2: me giving birth to a child, or a sandwich being
Speaker 2: made for my husban.
Speaker 1: What can it be? Is it a sandwich? That's all
Speaker 1: they can see is sandwiches, newborns, mops And I don't
Speaker 1: know what broom broom for the.
Speaker 2: Witches inconvenience, inci in convenience with this, So I guess
Speaker 2: I how to use it saying this isn't me yelling
Speaker 2: at my husband.
Speaker 4: So I wanted to.
Speaker 1: I wanted to touch on because I've been going through
Speaker 1: the massive trilogy.
Speaker 4: You're married, that's a different, that's a different that's a
Speaker 4: different use.
Speaker 1: You're buried. Man.
Speaker 4: They like to do it, you do. It's in their nature.
Speaker 4: It can't help it.
Speaker 2: Actually, women will inconvenience by mistake. They don't even mean to.
Speaker 2: They're just like, I don't know what I think about it.
Speaker 2: I need this it's like I.
Speaker 4: Will immediately apologize.
Speaker 1: It's not gonna fly twist its own head off when
Speaker 1: it's cleaning. It's like it's doing this and it just
Speaker 1: does that normally. That's incredible, you know that.
Speaker 4: Yeah, I showed you that.
Speaker 1: We talked about it.
Speaker 4: On the podcast.
Speaker 1: I don't like seeing Chili. They because they clean their heads.
Speaker 1: They use this violent so violently, and they're so frail
Speaker 1: that like they just do.
Speaker 2: It even if they can do it to themselves.
Speaker 1: Yeah, they do it to themselves and then like they're
Speaker 1: aware of it for a little bit and then and
Speaker 1: then they die just like like just cracking my neck
Speaker 1: and they just oops.
Speaker 4: It is fucking crazy.
Speaker 1: They don't have as many mechanisms keeping things in place
Speaker 1: as like a person does. Because even if a person,
Speaker 1: if you you can cut your you can cut your
Speaker 1: own head off technically from the inside, you know what
Speaker 1: I mean, because there's so much shit connecting it. Other Wise,
Speaker 1: people have gotten their necks broken, like internally, you know.
Speaker 2: I think people that have gotten their next severed, but
Speaker 2: they didn't sever the wiring that.
Speaker 1: But that's what I mean. It's like they just have wiring.
Speaker 1: They just have the wiring and they.
Speaker 2: Got hewed back because of the fact that they didn't
Speaker 2: break any of the wires.
Speaker 1: And it's right, that's insane. But what I mean, it's
Speaker 1: like you have your skin in place, you have your
Speaker 1: muscle in place, you have like all sorts of ship
Speaker 1: keeping ship in place. A fly just has wiring. It's
Speaker 1: just the thread of a nervous system and that's it.
Speaker 1: It's crazy they are so they're gonna I'm sure, oh yeah,
Speaker 1: they buy.
Speaker 4: Like a wild margin, you.
Speaker 1: Know, yu fucking sex. But what do we got?
Speaker 4: We got a well sex effect.
Speaker 1: Yeah, I want to talk about a little bit because
Speaker 1: I'm on the third one now. I was don't talking
Speaker 1: about the Jewish propaganda, but I mean, okay, okay, right,
Speaker 1: I was gonna say, sneak o. But I don't even
Speaker 1: know if that's just assume that they all.
Speaker 4: Like how people are making fun of his dad's people.
Speaker 1: You know. Yeah, he finally.
Speaker 4: Haitian and he's that's Haitian apparently, and he was like, oh,
Speaker 4: I want you guys are gonna see the beauty of
Speaker 4: my dad's country and all. But he was he's basically
Speaker 4: upset about all the propaganda about the you know, from
Speaker 4: Heidi and I was just laughing how much should I
Speaker 4: was laughing because I'm like, you did this, this is
Speaker 4: this is you and your.
Speaker 2: And foremost I cannot I cannot stand that fucking the
Speaker 2: horrible sterotypes being spared by Haitians because as another Caribbean person,
Speaker 2: I know so much function that's happened to Haiti on
Speaker 2: America's accord, like years of terrible, terrible ship. But also
Speaker 2: fuck Sneako, Like.
Speaker 4: So it's just I'm just laughing at him.
Speaker 2: I'm sorry that he just got to catch some strings,
Speaker 2: but also doom ending it destroy him, insults him until
Speaker 2: he hurts himself.
Speaker 4: H yeah, but yeah, so so Snego was playing mass
Speaker 4: Fact three.
Speaker 1: What happened? Yeah? Yeah, fifteen hours in at this point
Speaker 1: and it's like, I what do you got? I I
Speaker 1: understand so far? What like why there was like kind
Speaker 1: of like a oh, I don't know. I don't know
Speaker 1: about this because it's good. It's not bad at all,
Speaker 1: by the way, I want to play right because a
Speaker 1: lot of people like Massive three sucks. It's like no,
Speaker 1: you're crazy, that's like these really good. But two to three,
Speaker 1: like especially like back and forth is jarring in like
Speaker 1: the quality of life things that are just way better
Speaker 1: in the.
Speaker 4: Second game, like what do you got?
Speaker 1: Well? The one that the thing that I noticed immediately was,
Speaker 1: first of all, the squad is just kind of like Paul's.
Speaker 1: It's it's really paltry in comparison. But even just like
Speaker 1: the UI things, something I noticed specifically, like in the
Speaker 1: the just the map screen for like when you're on
Speaker 1: like the Citadel, or like when you're in like an
Speaker 1: area in mass Efect two, it'll give you the map,
Speaker 1: and then on the map it'll have like a thing
Speaker 1: and it'll be like Garris, you know what I mean,
Speaker 1: or Tali And in this one, it's like there's a
Speaker 1: map and then it says one, two, three, four, five,
Speaker 1: and then off to the right there's a list and
Speaker 1: then oh under one, Oh Tolly's under one, And it's like,
Speaker 1: why didn't you just put that on the fucking map.
Speaker 1: It's like really the bizarre choices. Then I'm like, I
Speaker 1: don't understand. I don't understand why they even changed a
Speaker 1: lot of it, even just like the load out screen
Speaker 1: when you're like equipping your guns and like your mods
Speaker 1: and shit, I'm like, what the fuck? This is so
Speaker 1: clunky and weird, and I don't know.
Speaker 2: I feel like they try to accure to the modern
Speaker 2: like this is what games look like now moment during
Speaker 2: that time, and it's like overdesigned.
Speaker 1: It was it was, it was, yeah, yeah it is.
Speaker 1: I don't I don't remember a lot of I don't
Speaker 1: remember a.
Speaker 4: Lot of that stuff, like especially like I don't I
Speaker 4: was I usually kind of just explore in those games
Speaker 4: to where like I don't use the maps very often. Actually,
Speaker 4: when I come to I was thinking about it, I
Speaker 4: was like, I don't use the maps very often those games.
Speaker 4: And then I get to a point where I played
Speaker 4: them so much that of course I don't need the
Speaker 4: maps and more anymore at all, just know where everything is,
Speaker 4: so like I kind of I forgot about that if
Speaker 4: like the and then I just think about like the
Speaker 4: significant improvements, like say, uh some of the environments, the graphics.
Speaker 1: I I think like, yeah, it looks really look looks
Speaker 1: really a lot better.
Speaker 4: Infinite sprinting, which is I just I'm like, I've always
Speaker 4: hated that all these games they're like fucking super Soldiers,
Speaker 4: They're like the best of the best, and they can
Speaker 4: sprint for three seconds.
Speaker 2: I've always hated that. I love the three seconds I love,
Speaker 2: I love and I love that randomness springing one where
Speaker 2: like sometimes you're like, I gotta sprint, will.
Speaker 4: Sprint, like you will almost warp speed, but like for
Speaker 4: like a second, you're like and then I'm like, dude,
Speaker 4: I don't like it reminds me of a So you
Speaker 4: talk about the you know, did you play you played
Speaker 4: the Modern Warfare two campaign because like stuff, So one
Speaker 4: of the missions when you're in the favella, like and
Speaker 4: you need to escape to a helicopter and you're sprinting
Speaker 4: but you're not spreading, and it's the most frustrating mission
Speaker 4: because you're like, oh, well, okay, I got to read
Speaker 4: and I'm like, yeah, what the fuck is this weird
Speaker 4: joy Like.
Speaker 1: It sucks to because I love that level that like area. Yeah,
Speaker 1: it's like my favorite area, like art wise in in
Speaker 1: that entire franchise.
Speaker 4: I understand a PvP.
Speaker 1: It's a Brazilian favela. I'm pretty sure I understand a PvP.
Speaker 1: Why they do that, I understand.
Speaker 4: And then just like say, you can put on a
Speaker 4: perk of Infinite Sprint, so if you want that perk
Speaker 4: or because I would use Infinite Sprint and then I
Speaker 4: would use my Melee Extendard.
Speaker 1: Marathon, marathon.
Speaker 4: Yeah, marathon just would and then I would just and rushed.
Speaker 4: No one could beat me. Like in the small map,
Speaker 4: I would just can't react. Literally, you know where everyone spawns.
Speaker 4: You know, everyone spawns. The snipers aren't even really getting
Speaker 4: you very well because there's so much cover, so you're
Speaker 4: just running and like I would get like fucking twenty
Speaker 4: five kills so fast, and then I was like, how
Speaker 4: come No, I just wanted everybody to figure it out.
Speaker 4: We're all just shaking each other. No one else chating
Speaker 4: with me.
Speaker 1: Why it's not even cheating, it's literally it is perks,
Speaker 1: you know.
Speaker 2: But anyway, Yeah, you have you have someone, they kill you,
Speaker 2: You've blown them up all the time. You infinite sprint.
Speaker 4: That ship never affects you because you just run right past.
Speaker 1: That's true.
Speaker 2: Yeah, you can.
Speaker 4: You can run, just cut and then you're already gone.
Speaker 2: Then I run into a car at them in a
Speaker 2: corner and I let them kill me.
Speaker 4: How you're getting triggered?
Speaker 1: That's man. I really wish they would have remastered, uh,
Speaker 1: the the two, but you know, yeah the whatever, Yeah
Speaker 1: it's maps in that one.
Speaker 4: Yeah, so Blanding Grenade and the ruin and going and
Speaker 4: stab them.
Speaker 1: But what if you got about uh, It's it's really
Speaker 1: like a lot of little things that I think because
Speaker 1: mass of back one going into two, I remember kind
Speaker 1: of missing the RPG stuff, you know, like and then
Speaker 1: like after like five seven hours in MasSpec two, you're like, now,
Speaker 1: I'm okay, this is pretty good actually, and then but
Speaker 1: in two to three I'm like, I'm there are things
Speaker 1: that I like, I miss this from two, but I
Speaker 1: still miss it like fifteen hours in and like a
Speaker 1: little little that map thing is one of the things.
Speaker 1: But there's also just like the way that quests are aligned,
Speaker 1: where like so basically in mass Fact two, it'll be
Speaker 1: like you'd have a quest right and it would it
Speaker 1: would be like it would have a name and then
Speaker 1: you would click it and then it would it would
Speaker 1: it would say like find the survivors on planet blank
Speaker 1: in the blank Nebula in the blank system, and it
Speaker 1: would give you a description. Yeah, and then you would
Speaker 1: go into the star map, and the star I've actually
Speaker 1: had like a bunch of purpose, Like you would actually
Speaker 1: go and like you would find things and like every
Speaker 1: planet you could scan for resources, every everything kind of
Speaker 1: had like a purpose and then three it's like that
Speaker 1: star map is still there, but you can't scan any planet,
Speaker 1: so it's kind.
Speaker 4: Of you only scan for missions. Well, I actually because
Speaker 4: they kind of the resources was tedious.
Speaker 1: They took that ship out.
Speaker 4: It was tedious, but I don't know, I kind of
Speaker 4: liked it, to be honest with you. Yeah, it was
Speaker 4: fun to explore more planet. To me, it was the
Speaker 4: first time because you didn't you couldn't land on anything.
Speaker 4: You just scan the fucking planets, right, But you would
Speaker 4: get something out of it, is what I mean. You
Speaker 4: would get this the thing, the resources you need and
Speaker 4: then sometimes you would find like an anomaly mission and
Speaker 4: you'd be like, oh, whoa weird and then you would
Speaker 4: like land on the planet. It would be like a
Speaker 4: little like a little thing to do. Yeah, it made
Speaker 4: it very a little bit more, very few and far between,
Speaker 4: because it was like, uh, like say mass effect one.
Speaker 4: There was just a lot of planets that you could
Speaker 4: just land on, you know. But now, to be fair,
Speaker 4: there was a lot of nothing. Maybe there'd be a
Speaker 4: thresher mall or something. There was that one cow that
Speaker 4: would steal your money. Like I don't know if you remember,
Speaker 4: there's a cow. There's a cow. There's a space cow.
Speaker 4: Did even get close to it? You'll notice money, like
Speaker 4: a few hundred credits will be mixing from.
Speaker 6: You say you remember that, Yeah, he's killed.
Speaker 4: You're like, what the fuck? It's so funny. But so
Speaker 4: it was cool to land on those planets because it
Speaker 4: was just random shit.
Speaker 1: Yeah.
Speaker 4: And then they took that out and they made it
Speaker 4: very like, oh, there's just a handful of things that
Speaker 4: it's led to some sort of mission, maybe like a
Speaker 4: DLC type of thing. Yeah, yeah, like which I was
Speaker 4: fine with. I had no problem with that. It was
Speaker 4: it was just something.
Speaker 1: And for me, I'm just like I kind of got
Speaker 1: into the headspace of like, oh I kind of I
Speaker 1: don't know, I kind of like looking for the spikes
Speaker 1: and like I got the whole like numbers go up.
Speaker 4: Oh when you see something.
Speaker 1: To me, I was like rich and I think I
Speaker 1: had like a hundred thousand of each of them at
Speaker 1: a certain point because I was just like doing it constantly. Yeah,
Speaker 1: but and it was just something. It was like a
Speaker 1: mini game. I get it was tedious. That's fine, it's
Speaker 1: fine to take it out. But like the problem I
Speaker 1: have is just like the map screen. Then the star
Speaker 1: map kind of serves very little purpose without that because
Speaker 1: you just kind of go to planets and then if
Speaker 1: you scanned the area then and oh and there might
Speaker 1: have been something there, then maybe there's something. But even
Speaker 1: when you send a probat, it'll just be like you
Speaker 1: collected a thing, and it's like, eh, that's not great,
Speaker 1: But like what I think the thing specifically is like
Speaker 1: the quest marker. It's like so basically it'll be like,
Speaker 1: here's a mission, go to irone and you're like, what
Speaker 1: where is that?
Speaker 4: You can't click? You can't click it to see more.
Speaker 1: It didn't give you like a nebula or a place
Speaker 1: you just kind of have to like, yeah, yeah.
Speaker 4: It was more in the paying attention to the like
Speaker 4: how how that mission became about or that question became
Speaker 4: about with someone talking about the giving you clues to
Speaker 4: where it is, because I remember well even I mean
Speaker 4: I remember even in Mass Effect one to find what's
Speaker 4: his face's armor? Oh yeah, what it was like that too, Yeah,
Speaker 4: Rex's armor. I was like, where the fuck is this?
Speaker 1: Right? Wa wait wait wait, I feel like I remember being.
Speaker 2: Confused for a bit, being like I'm just gonna land somewhere.
Speaker 1: I just looked it up, like, oh, it's here. Three
Speaker 1: has a little bit of that going on, where you're
Speaker 1: just kind of like I don't know, and and I
Speaker 1: I had so many missions like catalog just throughout like
Speaker 1: playing it, and I'm just like, oh, I don't remember
Speaker 1: that was from And then like the starm app is
Speaker 1: in as detailed, so you don't get as much information
Speaker 1: about where it is you're supposed to go, and it
Speaker 1: feels a little weird because like I feel like I
Speaker 1: feel like two is perfect because like you're scanning the
Speaker 1: Star app and you haven't as a player, you haven't
Speaker 1: been to these places, but your commander Shepherd, you know,
Speaker 1: you're like you're a military person with like a lot
Speaker 1: of you would in game. You would know at the
Speaker 1: very least, like if you hovered over a galaxy like oh,
Speaker 1: here's this nebula, this is one hundred complete or whatever.
Speaker 1: It kind of intrinsically passes on knowledge to you that
Speaker 1: you would have in this setting, and in three it's
Speaker 1: just like, no, you don't know, and it's like, well,
Speaker 1: that doesn't really track or work at all, but it does.
Speaker 1: It plays way better. But that's kind of consistently happened
Speaker 1: throughout all them. Yeah, it's just getting better and better.
Speaker 4: That's the main thing that I forget about, probably all
Speaker 4: the little things that they did poorly because of how
Speaker 4: vastly improved. Uh, just the environments. The fucking the combat
Speaker 4: is just combat is if you're a vanguard, it is
Speaker 4: like I can't do anything else? Is the charge one?
Speaker 1: Yeah, it's so there's.
Speaker 4: So much better than in two that like, because two
Speaker 4: I can still fuck around. Sometimes I would even be
Speaker 4: a soldier and just have like you know how you
Speaker 4: prime ship. You prime ship, then use the combustible thing
Speaker 4: to like blow shit up. It's even better in the
Speaker 4: third game because you can still do that. You prime
Speaker 4: it with fire or ice or whatever, and then you
Speaker 4: can shatter them or make them combust or explode. And
Speaker 4: but just doing that with the fucking the vanguard, that
Speaker 4: the biotic charge and then the nova slam. Yeah, fucking
Speaker 4: like just boom oh shield's gone and then you fucking
Speaker 4: slam the nova and ship. So it doesn't even matter
Speaker 4: if your shield's gone because now you just fucking cleared
Speaker 4: the area and it's just like this is good ship.
Speaker 1: It feels really good.
Speaker 4: This is like I'm like, I can't be anything else.
Speaker 4: This is too fun. Just get a fucking shotgun, shoot
Speaker 4: everybody in the face, charge them in. It's not it's
Speaker 4: not the best. And you can charge from way too
Speaker 4: far away. I feel like that's that should have been
Speaker 4: the one thing that should be nerved, because you can
Speaker 4: be so far on the map and then just go
Speaker 4: all the way across it and I'm like, this is
Speaker 4: way too open. Like someone's across the I see you
Speaker 4: all the way up different stairs and ship you can
Speaker 4: go like.
Speaker 1: It's so I was like, this is it should have
Speaker 1: had a PvP mode you could do that.
Speaker 4: It would have been nerved for sure. If they have.
Speaker 2: And somebody's like.
Speaker 1: Just right there, and then you get blasted by them
Speaker 1: being there.
Speaker 2: You're basting the shotgun and you're like, wow, this is
Speaker 2: not fun. That's how Gears of War felt like a
Speaker 2: little bit. Gears like three got insane, dude, the freaking
Speaker 2: saw off shotgun. People would get blown.
Speaker 1: I remember just people wall bounce like people. It was
Speaker 1: like a ping pong game. And when it gets to.
Speaker 4: That point, that's when I stop having fun.
Speaker 1: Yeah, I can't play in that environment.
Speaker 4: It's like ranked NBC two, when you're watching like the
Speaker 4: you know, the the god Teer characters, and I'm like,
Speaker 4: I don't want to play. I was because you you
Speaker 4: can't have fun and play with some of the mid
Speaker 4: tier and lower tier characters. If somebody picks like fucking Magnetos, Silocks, Storms,
Speaker 4: Sentinel or whatever, you're like because they're busted, and you're like, well,
Speaker 4: this isn't gonna be fun anymore. You can try, but
Speaker 4: you know you're gonna get absolutely molested. To be noticeably
Speaker 4: better than them, you have to be you have to
Speaker 4: be one of those people. Like you can be like
Speaker 4: a you can be like a Wong that justin Wong
Speaker 4: and know how to be a mid tier character and
Speaker 4: still probably barely pull off a win against those characters
Speaker 4: because their frame rates are too fast. Magneto's way too
Speaker 4: fucking fast. You can't fight them, so.
Speaker 1: You're like flies.
Speaker 4: At a certain point, you're like I just don't want
Speaker 4: to Or you can just get fucking trapped with a
Speaker 4: black Heart and you're just like, dude, this isn't fun anymore.
Speaker 4: All the black Cards ship just all you do is
Speaker 4: just keep throwing demons at them. Bro, bro, bro, And
Speaker 4: you're like I'm I don't know, that's such a robust
Speaker 4: and like I see plucking assholes and gears doing that
Speaker 4: ship yeah, and I'm like it's too much. It's one
Speaker 4: of those cunts in the what was it Fortnite when
Speaker 4: they're building show. Yeah, yeah, and you just see the.
Speaker 2: Screen like, I'm like, it's immediately on Zebo they got
Speaker 2: z a two story house and you're.
Speaker 1: Like, like, dude, what is happening.
Speaker 4: Yeah, that's that's no fun. Yeah, even I'm editing furniture
Speaker 4: in there too.
Speaker 1: They got even when I was doing like Community Halo,
Speaker 1: like uh, because sometimes on stream I would do like
Speaker 1: Mastering Collection, you could have people just kind of join
Speaker 1: your lobby.
Speaker 4: They took that out for some reason.
Speaker 1: I don't know why they Yeah, I don't know when
Speaker 1: that happens. Really fucking baffling. But I would host like
Speaker 1: community game days and I'd be like, I really shouldn't
Speaker 1: be on anybody's team like this this is like and
Speaker 1: so I would have it would be like you can
Speaker 1: set up multiple teams in that game, so it would
Speaker 1: be like orange, blue, red, fucking yellow, whatever, and I
Speaker 1: would be like on my own because it was just
Speaker 1: unfair because it's a game that I've played for so long.
Speaker 1: It's just.
Speaker 4: It's an advantage for me to be on tha.
Speaker 1: I loved Halo Infinite so much. Dude.
Speaker 2: People start crouch shot crout shooting. That's when I'm like,
Speaker 2: all right, dude, what's crowdshooting? People start like just shooting
Speaker 2: in and sucking crouchmamming over and over again.
Speaker 4: Aim for their head off.
Speaker 1: Chill, dude, like relax.
Speaker 4: That upsets me so much.
Speaker 1: It's like they're playing for like it's like they're playing
Speaker 1: for a cash prize.
Speaker 2: It's like, what are you doing?
Speaker 4: Like we're just chilling here man.
Speaker 1: Like, Like I like, I get it, I get it.
Speaker 1: I never played that way. Like even like when I
Speaker 1: was like really like trying to get good, I was
Speaker 1: like I wasn't crouching mid combat like that. Most I
Speaker 1: would do is I would like try to do crazy jumps,
Speaker 1: you know what I mean. I try to jump on
Speaker 1: like a plant and like maybe get up on a
Speaker 1: ledge or something.
Speaker 2: But like I've definitely tried to mail like somebody in
Speaker 2: Halo five and they crouched under my punch.
Speaker 4: I don't even know that it's great. I don't know
Speaker 4: how it happened. I punched him.
Speaker 2: I did the whole lot some lunch and then he
Speaker 2: was under my fist and I was like, what is that?
Speaker 4: He fucking weaved you.
Speaker 2: I was like, how do he do that?
Speaker 4: That's like toomum, like, dude, that you play the game
Speaker 4: too much, sir. That's what when they figured out these things,
Speaker 4: they probably understand like the frame, that exactly the bub
Speaker 4: when they need to do it. So why it just
Speaker 4: doesn't work for you to melee? And I'm like at
Speaker 4: that point, I'm like, all right, man, it can't be
Speaker 4: fun because you're so locked in. Like you know, when
Speaker 4: you're so locked into something, it's not fun. You're you're
Speaker 4: fucking you're working. You're it's yeah, you're like working.
Speaker 1: I don't mind locking in, but that's that's like with
Speaker 1: a team and like in ranked or something, and like
Speaker 1: where you're trying to do that. I'm not jumping into
Speaker 1: like fucking quick play trying to fucking sweat.
Speaker 2: I'm sorry, dude, but that's what that's all video games become.
Speaker 4: Eventually, that's what PvP, the fighting playing single player stuff.
Speaker 4: Now just seeing regular people like studying now they're studying
Speaker 4: fighting games, and I'm like, you know, I'm like, that's cool.
Speaker 4: But at the same time, it's nature of those games.
Speaker 1: Man.
Speaker 4: The only people used to study were the people that
Speaker 4: were playing. This is me growing up, like say, people
Speaker 4: understanding the actual every single thing that has to do
Speaker 4: with it, with like the they know almost every character,
Speaker 4: and they know exactly the frame data. They know all
Speaker 4: this stuff, where people didn't. People just practice till they
Speaker 4: got kind of good.
Speaker 1: That was just the average person, right, Yeah, And that's
Speaker 1: why I like say, well, that's before.
Speaker 2: You could play. You could take your gameplate to anywhere
Speaker 2: in the world. You know, you play people online. It's
Speaker 2: what happens true.
Speaker 4: I mean, that's that's definitely true, man, because yeah, when
Speaker 4: starting get online, you start because that's for me.
Speaker 2: I played Smash, I tried like Trailer Harden Smash and eventually,
Speaker 2: for me, what happens when I play something. If I'm
Speaker 2: playing something, right, I have to have a balance between
Speaker 2: fun and competitiveness. When I stopped having fun, I stopped playing.
Speaker 2: That's me everything. Even with DIGITMI now I played, did
Speaker 2: you mind? I enjoy the game a lot, but it's
Speaker 2: not fun for me right now. I don't think the
Speaker 2: game is in a fun place. So I'm taking a
Speaker 2: step back from yeah, you'll come back, and I've started
Speaker 2: playing something I enjoy. Like I started playing a Star
Speaker 2: Wars card game. That game is really fun, but it's
Speaker 2: also very competitive, so I may tuy. I have like
Speaker 2: two decks, a deck that I really enjoy playing and
Speaker 2: a deck that if I'm going to tournaments I want
Speaker 2: to try to try to humiliate people. Oh absolutely, I
Speaker 2: want I go to a tournament. I'm going there to win.
Speaker 2: After next game, after stets over, we can play whatever
Speaker 2: the fuck you want. We can laugh, we can have
Speaker 2: a good time. But first game, I'm trying to make
Speaker 2: you cry.
Speaker 4: Yeah I understand, I understand, but I think of it
Speaker 4: in like, say, how pretty much most people play souls
Speaker 4: games where it's about getting good, So you're playing until
Speaker 4: you Like I'm starting to get good. I'm starting to
Speaker 4: recognize his patterns. I'm starting to get better with my
Speaker 4: reflexes instead of I'm going to watch footage of someone
Speaker 4: breaking down this niggas frames I love and all that.
Speaker 4: I'm like crazy at the same time, brother like at
Speaker 4: that because there's people that are doing really impressive stuff
Speaker 4: and I love watching them, But like the like the
Speaker 4: average person is doing that now in fighting games, but
Speaker 4: they're not doing that in Souls games. I feel like
Speaker 4: the average person is still playing them the way people
Speaker 4: that like just like, hey, get good, just you repetition,
Speaker 4: You're you're gonna you're gonna beat it.
Speaker 2: You're gonna be an eventually.
Speaker 1: Fighting games.
Speaker 4: Motherfuckers are at school. They're just studying.
Speaker 1: I've definitely seen people make Souls videos where they're like,
Speaker 1: this is the frame. Yeah, I've seen it.
Speaker 4: It's no, no, it is getting But I'm saying the
Speaker 4: average person isn't there no time. I just don't think.
Speaker 2: I don't know if when it comes to Soul's games,
Speaker 2: I think so many people are like it's so unbelievably
Speaker 2: rigid about the way they play the games. That is
Speaker 2: just like, what do you like, dude, this game is
Speaker 2: gonna beat your ass. Man. You gotta like when you
Speaker 2: buy a Soul's game, you're like making a contract with
Speaker 2: an elderdge bean. I'd be like, hey, this is gonna suck.
Speaker 2: This is gonna suck before it doesn't. Yeah, and it's
Speaker 2: gonna happen more than once. Prepare for that. People are like, ah, man,
Speaker 2: it's too hard. Put a pause by and it's just like,
Speaker 2: this is what the game is. Unfortunately, you know, I mean,
Speaker 2: I don't go to chest and be like, man, you
Speaker 2: should be able to move the.
Speaker 4: Horsey straight forward.
Speaker 1: Yeah, I'm honest.
Speaker 4: I want a pause, but it's just for like it
Speaker 4: can just because I feel like it's not going to
Speaker 4: because I don't think anybody pauses to what is it?
Speaker 4: What do you like a reset? Like just like I.
Speaker 2: Think we don't. I think most people don't. At the
Speaker 2: same time, I think it's.
Speaker 4: Just for simply doorbells ringing, Oh my food. So it's
Speaker 4: just fuck, I'm about to bust, like I gotta put
Speaker 4: so badly.
Speaker 2: I got like comes so bad. I gotta put this down.
Speaker 1: And can you imagine me in that horse? I gotta
Speaker 1: put this down. In commons, you're in the middle of
Speaker 1: a boss battle and you're like a jack off.
Speaker 2: You just put it down, you fucking you sobbingly come
Speaker 2: your pid.
Speaker 4: Damn it. I'm fighting the yelden Beast, but Ryan Reith
Speaker 4: just showed.
Speaker 1: Up right right roofs trying to kill.
Speaker 4: I gotta get the door. I gotta get the door
Speaker 4: asking for help.
Speaker 1: I gotta help my buddy Ryan. I gotta help where
Speaker 1: Ryan's always been there for me. Ryan, I can't ignore
Speaker 1: him in his time. I'm fighting Donald Ryan, what's up?
Speaker 4: You need to bring your you need to bring your
Speaker 4: bag to the airport.
Speaker 1: Yes, Ryan shows up. Ryan think Ka tried to kill
Speaker 1: Trump and his golf course?
Speaker 4: True fact?
Speaker 1: Did you heard it here first? You already here.
Speaker 4: We break the stories every now and again.
Speaker 1: You need a d M from Kay Sinnet? What the fuck?
Speaker 6: Bro?
Speaker 1: What the bro?
Speaker 4: What the fuck guy? Saw I dude flip out?
Speaker 1: When?
Speaker 4: So a nightcap of Chadded Sharp and U, Chad Johnson
Speaker 4: or Tasinko. You know they're all tall Shi because they're
Speaker 4: football players.
Speaker 1: Yeah, of course.
Speaker 4: And then Chad was like, man, like, you have a
Speaker 4: goirlfriend now because they were talking about Shandon Sharp getting caught.
Speaker 4: They were talking about that whole situation. And then so
Speaker 4: the funnies he said, He's like, I'm laughing about it now.
Speaker 4: I'm an cry about in the car. That is the funny,
Speaker 4: isn't me.
Speaker 2: I've heard someone say in a while, good, I'm gonna
Speaker 2: laugh about it right now, I'm gonna cry out in
Speaker 2: the car. And I'm just think it was like it's brogat.
Speaker 2: I mean, I just love I love it. Just he's
Speaker 2: you know, he's like he tries to be a perfect person.
Speaker 2: Then he slipped so bad.
Speaker 1: People, that's a mistake. We'll check this out. People said,
Speaker 1: I've never think you should arrested for it. I've never.
Speaker 4: Yeah, probably I think you should be excuse.
Speaker 1: I think you should. I think we should. Maybe we
Speaker 1: should have a trial. Yeah, and see where it goes
Speaker 1: from there.
Speaker 2: I should burn him at the cross, I think, honest
Speaker 2: at the cross at the garage.
Speaker 1: It's so great that is heard him at the States.
Speaker 1: They burn you at the stake, sir.
Speaker 4: That happened like seventy years ago. It was happening ever
Speaker 4: like us.
Speaker 1: Yeah in the forties, usually not across, Yes, very much.
Speaker 2: So, yes, well the burning.
Speaker 4: Cross would be usually playing on the story into the
Speaker 4: lawns do they break.
Speaker 1: In and the house through it's like twelve of them
Speaker 1: for down into the ground brothers.
Speaker 2: Yeah, that was maybe we should just put it in
Speaker 2: the dirt. Next that was the second.
Speaker 1: That was THEO out in the lawn was the second iteration.
Speaker 1: That was that was like the first idea was like
Speaker 1: we gotta go into their house and we gotta stick.
Speaker 2: Kill card Wood. We gotta stealthily break into the house.
Speaker 2: We gotta somehow penetrate the hardbormonium and planted into the ground.
Speaker 2: Then set of the blazing get out to you before
Speaker 2: they wake up.
Speaker 1: Why don't we got there in the dirt.
Speaker 2: Outside, someone grabs him and squeeze from their shoulders.
Speaker 1: Just the fucking the grand grand Wizard.
Speaker 4: The grand Wizard cast a spell, he just patrons or whatever,
Speaker 4: and then you do this, you die whatever.
Speaker 1: It is unfortunate that like grand Wizard is a cool term.
Speaker 4: That's what they stole, a cool term, grand wizard. And
Speaker 4: then and then they look like dumb motherfuckers. I'm like,
Speaker 4: why would you.
Speaker 1: I'm gonna be quiet. You think that she looks good?
Speaker 4: Yeah, he said before that he likes he thinks they
Speaker 4: look like Power Range. It looked like the Power Rangers
Speaker 4: Ninjas to me.
Speaker 2: So when I was younger, I was like, I saw
Speaker 2: a picture of a clans miss and I was like,
Speaker 2: it's a little closer than it should be.
Speaker 4: It's a little You're right. It's been particularly the White
Speaker 4: Range and the Red Ranger, the television version, the television version,
Speaker 4: because the movie was where they first got introduced. In
Speaker 4: the novels, they're explained a little differently.
Speaker 2: It's how they go from They go from like the
Speaker 2: regular phone. They go from like regular person clothes into
Speaker 2: the virgins. They go and they had they just have
Speaker 2: the the ninja stuff on, and then they get They
Speaker 2: put them in jamass on first and I'm like, this
Speaker 2: looks fire and then they morph and I'm like the
Speaker 2: morphing is a fine, but the ninja robes is so
Speaker 2: much cooler. You're talking about the kk still, I think
Speaker 2: so he is. The problem is that they're so close
Speaker 2: to each other. For me, the Red Ranger looked like
Speaker 2: it looked like it you can't tell me it didn't
Speaker 2: their closed. The KKK's clothes are too baggy, and that's
Speaker 2: why I thought it was a Halloween costume or something.
Speaker 4: I was like, there's like an ill fitting version of.
Speaker 2: The like, oh, this is yas such a dumb kid man.
Speaker 1: I was in the city.
Speaker 2: I didn't know that biggots adorned themselves.
Speaker 4: I didn't know about biggots really either, being honest, yeah, not,
Speaker 4: I guess not specifically. People were assholes, but I didn't
Speaker 4: really don't remember how I learned about the KKK, but
Speaker 4: I was aware of it because I remember vividly watching
Speaker 4: the water Boy, and you know that whole thing is
Speaker 4: about visualizing and attacking, right, Like, So there was the
Speaker 4: Kicker and they wanted him to do the same thing,
Speaker 4: and then so he julyze a fucking KKK member's head.
Speaker 1: And hey boy, how you doing?
Speaker 4: And I knew what it was, but like, I don't
Speaker 4: remember learning about the k really.
Speaker 1: I definitely learned about it in school or something, I must.
Speaker 2: I remember out this looks insane and I heard the
Speaker 2: names and I was like, oh man, even at eleven,
Speaker 2: I know.
Speaker 1: That terminology carries a lot of weight, man, like that wizard.
Speaker 1: I think that's what's that's honestly, it's what's cool on
Speaker 1: Warhammer too, Like they've just got like a good, good
Speaker 1: terminology like does a lot. I hate the machine spirit
Speaker 1: is so hard as a term.
Speaker 4: That is sick.
Speaker 2: I hate how much religious zelotry to the point where
Speaker 2: it's dangerous sounds cool. Yeah, it's really unfortunate. How like
Speaker 2: when the word zealot sounds cool in general.
Speaker 1: It does had like the elite Zealots and I thought
Speaker 1: that was so cool.
Speaker 2: Like they get so crazy that they're like this is bad.
Speaker 2: This goes some crazy that's.
Speaker 4: Good Man with out out badass ship titles and gear none.
Speaker 4: This stuff don't exist.
Speaker 1: It's always I.
Speaker 2: Want the hottest.
Speaker 4: You want to know the gas bro, I'm sorry. One
Speaker 4: of my favorite moments of the movie three hundred wash
Speaker 4: when Lefierti's that the humpchback freak when he was like
Speaker 4: when he betrays him. One of my favorite moments that
Speaker 4: movie is when because he just has one request, he
Speaker 4: literally has one request where he's like, I want a
Speaker 4: uniform and I laugh because I'm like, that is so
Speaker 4: fucking real, because he just wanted to be he.
Speaker 1: Wants to look cool.
Speaker 4: His whole thing was he wanted to It's not that
Speaker 4: he wanted to be a part of the Spartans and
Speaker 4: he felt like he felt like I want to fight
Speaker 4: with you guys because I believe in your cause. No,
Speaker 4: he thought the Spartans looked fucking dope as shit and
Speaker 4: for the drip and then they were like, get out
Speaker 4: of your nigga, you suck, and then immediately went to
Speaker 4: the persons.
Speaker 1: Was like, I will show you where they are.
Speaker 4: I just want to fucking dope ass uniform and I'm like, yeah,
Speaker 4: so you throw on some grand Wizards ship. You talk
Speaker 4: about the the fucking well, you just look look at
Speaker 4: the crusaders, like, damn do the idea of the aesthetical
Speaker 4: crusaders bro the templars a cool sounding, a dope man,
Speaker 4: they looking amazing.
Speaker 2: The idea of somehow dressed in gold and white with
Speaker 2: a big ass hammer on their shoulder.
Speaker 1: It's please people. People just want to look cool, have
Speaker 1: a cool name.
Speaker 4: That's what.
Speaker 1: It really is a simple root cause of like most
Speaker 1: most people's purpose, it's why the it's why, quite frankly, like.
Speaker 4: I know that the maga hats are trying, but it ain't.
Speaker 1: It didn't work.
Speaker 4: Try it ain't it. It ain't it.
Speaker 2: But the aesthetic of religion and fire together is so
Speaker 2: even even a burning cross kind.
Speaker 1: Of looks cool.
Speaker 4: Well, of course on fire looks.
Speaker 1: Especially to the point I think it's like people will
Speaker 1: be like, what's that dope thing? Oh?
Speaker 2: What it's like that's why people like that's why like
Speaker 2: playing paladins are cooling games. Someone that believes something so
Speaker 2: hard they're given powers is crazy, Like I hate this
Speaker 2: thing is so bad that when I kill it, I
Speaker 2: do it more good.
Speaker 4: Well, think about it.
Speaker 1: It's it's all.
Speaker 4: It's all art.
Speaker 1: Man, it's all art if aesthetics like.
Speaker 2: And it's crazy aesthetics are everything, but it's still fucking
Speaker 2: kind of cool. I think.
Speaker 1: I think that's honestly. Why the reason that that's part
Speaker 1: of the reason why, uh like Catholic and like Christian,
Speaker 1: like just Gothic architecture and like that that ship, yes,
Speaker 1: that is all that carries a lot of weight.
Speaker 4: So why a lot of kids have turned to Catholicism
Speaker 4: because they think Jesus is a pussy. He doesn't have
Speaker 4: anything to offer. And they're like, oh, well, they'll still
Speaker 4: say Jesus king, but yeah, it's just a phrase. But
Speaker 4: they don't actually care about Jesus. But they like the
Speaker 4: old aesthetics. They like all of the Calvania. They like, dude,
Speaker 4: the Castlvanian aesthetics are hard.
Speaker 1: They go hard, man, it looks it just looks sick.
Speaker 4: Even the music, dude, the music Castlevania.
Speaker 2: Hear about to fight somebody and a fucking orchestral piano
Speaker 2: comes in and you're like, I'm tired of black people,
Speaker 2: and like, yo, that have we even found them yet?
Speaker 2: Like have you met any Like what's that talking about?
Speaker 2: You'll show up soon, I know it.
Speaker 4: I was watching Transformers the other day, one and two
Speaker 4: and yeah, the former. Try to avoid it because it's
Speaker 4: one that I keep making a funny fucking joke.
Speaker 1: But it was pretty good. It was pretty I like Formers.
Speaker 4: It was just I didn't realize that I haven't seen
Speaker 4: the first movie. I've seen the second movie a few times,
Speaker 4: but the first one I've probably only seen once or
Speaker 4: twice if that when around when it came out, So
Speaker 4: I forgot it. I forgot one with Yeah, the first
Speaker 4: two or three are with.
Speaker 1: Shia three okay, But when I watched the first movie,
Speaker 1: I was laughing throughout the movie because I forget I
Speaker 1: don't remember it being just a commercial for the army.
Speaker 1: I didn't.
Speaker 4: I don't remember being that it is so the shots,
Speaker 4: the thing that everything that they're doing, uh, it is
Speaker 4: so fucking funny, and because and then it looks so
Speaker 4: cool the things that they're doing, and that I was
Speaker 4: just like, oh my god. And it just lends to
Speaker 4: what we're just talking about with like looking they're doing
Speaker 4: horrific things and it's terrifying, but they look so fucking
Speaker 4: like uniform carries carries.
Speaker 1: There was a part where the all the night I'm
Speaker 1: pretty sure. I'm convinced that's all the Nazis had, you
Speaker 1: know what I mean, Like that's like the not like
Speaker 1: the the Hugo Boss. Yes, it's dope.
Speaker 2: Like repectively, I think of Katana is probably the most
Speaker 2: famous sort of the planet. I look at it and
Speaker 2: it's beautiful looking, dude, and dude, even I think some
Speaker 2: long storts are beautiful, but there have to be a.
Speaker 1: Dormed Shamurai armor.
Speaker 4: And you think about think about the one of the
Speaker 4: most iconic characters, Darth Vader, like.
Speaker 2: Camarai Nazi makes it literally make Samurai Nazi fuse together,
Speaker 2: and that's why it's so Yeah, it's so cool. It's
Speaker 2: I want to be a space Samurai now, or this
Speaker 2: is fucking so cool.
Speaker 4: They didn't just take all like the coolest things and
Speaker 4: mashed it again. Like unfortunately, that's that that is super
Speaker 4: like everybody I think acknowledges that they're like Unfortunately, the
Speaker 4: Nazis had drip.
Speaker 1: Unfortunately, bad guys are always cool.
Speaker 4: Unfortunately always I hate that. Even I'm talking about Transformers,
Speaker 4: How can I get into the Transformers when you have
Speaker 4: auto bots, these gay cars, and then you have to decepticons.
Speaker 2: That are taking jets helicopters, Like, are.
Speaker 4: You star screaming?
Speaker 2: Starscream is such a gas transformer in common design? Yeah,
Speaker 2: like dreams a pussy but he's a pussy. But he
Speaker 2: started to twenty two and.
Speaker 4: Blows out his name Starscream. The already stars putting star
Speaker 4: Stream together because he screamed at the stars. Like think
Speaker 4: about like star scream, think about Devastator, think about like
Speaker 4: these cool ass fucking and then.
Speaker 1: Jazz.
Speaker 4: Don't get me, dude, don't get me started on jazz.
Speaker 4: That ship was racist.
Speaker 1: It was so jazz jack transforming into jazz, he might
Speaker 1: as well have.
Speaker 4: He might as well transform to bb.
Speaker 1: A metal.
Speaker 2: He's just useless.
Speaker 1: He's not even doing anything but just turns into a human.
Speaker 1: And then he gets shot.
Speaker 2: That was I hated.
Speaker 1: Oh my god, I don't know anything about jazz.
Speaker 4: You want to kick it. And he's on dancing and
Speaker 4: ship and.
Speaker 2: He does like a backhandspring and lands.
Speaker 1: He's about to die an alien.
Speaker 4: He's the first transformer. If fire Amarra correctly, that dies
Speaker 4: the Nigga and he was like he Megatron rips him
Speaker 4: in half.
Speaker 1: Literally, you won't piece me, you won't piece me, and
Speaker 1: he's like, no, I want to him.
Speaker 4: Apart, and I'm like, damn, that's crazy, dude, Michael Bay.
Speaker 1: I don't know about that guy.
Speaker 2: He directed the first two Bad Boys movies, so he's look,
Speaker 2: he's gone, dude.
Speaker 4: I love Armageddon. Armageddon is fucking such a fun movie.
Speaker 4: If you got you've.
Speaker 1: Never seen it.
Speaker 4: It's long, but it is especially me like in a
Speaker 4: space movie.
Speaker 1: No, no, it can't be. Is that motherfucker.
Speaker 4: Who is not a new movie Michael Bay.
Speaker 1: He's probably in his fifties, sixties, maybe at least three hundred.
Speaker 1: I don't know. I don't know what Michael's first movie
Speaker 1: he directed. He directed a fucking uh yeah, no villain
Speaker 1: villainy has aesthetics, and that's kind of That's kind of
Speaker 1: the point I think is that like a hero is
Speaker 1: supposed to resist that bullshit because it's just it doesn't
Speaker 1: justify it, right.
Speaker 4: The hero is always kind of.
Speaker 1: That's so dump.
Speaker 2: That's why I can't really That's why Anakin was cool.
Speaker 1: That's why I never got a black drip on with
Speaker 1: the robotic arm I never.
Speaker 4: Got into Jedi is because they're so fucking lame.
Speaker 2: To me, I thought they were always so cool. But
Speaker 2: I understand you think like, the characters are who you
Speaker 2: meet are really fucking lame. The first three are especially lame.
Speaker 4: The first four really, the first five Jedi you met,
Speaker 4: the You're like, this guy's fucking dope.
Speaker 2: Uh, honestly, probably Obi Wan and Anakin what you call
Speaker 2: the prequels version of them, and the Prequels know, Mace
Speaker 2: was badass as well.
Speaker 4: Mace was okay, you know, the only thing that would
Speaker 4: look But again, because of the black aesthetics, I thought
Speaker 4: in Return of the Jedi, Luke was actually kind of
Speaker 4: a little dope like, but it was when in their
Speaker 4: final fight though, I thought, like, this just shot really well.
Speaker 4: The choreography is actually kind of good now, especially when
Speaker 4: he's beating. When he's beating dark, he's just like beating it.
Speaker 4: I was just like, I get beating. You can see
Speaker 4: the anger like, and I was like, yes, you understood
Speaker 4: what was happening. And then I think, just here came
Speaker 4: the guy. If you're too retarded to understand, here comes
Speaker 4: Palpatine to explain it to you. You know, yeah, fucking
Speaker 4: you're gay and angry. Let it be gay.
Speaker 2: Let me let your gainness consume you then become my gay,
Speaker 2: your gay.
Speaker 1: It's like gay.
Speaker 2: I think even the idea of the lightning, like the
Speaker 2: lightning is so that is the only thing about the
Speaker 2: dark side that I want is the light It is
Speaker 2: the only day. That's why the great That's why great bullshit,
Speaker 2: why the Great Jedi. I was like for a long
Speaker 2: I was like, I like the Great dead idea because
Speaker 2: I just want lightning. I just want I want to
Speaker 2: be able to light me. That's all I want.
Speaker 1: Evil. Yeah, it's it's like even as a kid, like
Speaker 1: with Dragon Ball, I remember like Goku always bothered me
Speaker 1: because he was so just like he's just a little dumb. Yeah,
Speaker 1: he's just like I'm his bright orange so and he's like,
Speaker 1: hey guys, it's me Goku, here's my son whatever.
Speaker 4: You're like all right, And then Vegeta shows up.
Speaker 1: Was like I'm gonna fucking destroy. It's like, this is sick.
Speaker 1: This is sick.
Speaker 4: This armor is sick. He's an asshole. I love this.
Speaker 1: His hair spiky like a devil, Like this is crazy.
Speaker 1: This is cool.
Speaker 2: I like it.
Speaker 6: Okay, you're saying he's not dumb, he's simple, perfect cell.
Speaker 1: What the hell does that? What that's that is?
Speaker 2: No? No, no dumb is actively like how do I
Speaker 2: explain it. When I would say someone is simple, it's
Speaker 2: like a kid is more simple than they are dumb.
Speaker 2: You know, they're just kind of naive. Because the thing
Speaker 2: about Goku being dumb is that Goku.
Speaker 1: It's his basement.
Speaker 2: But every time he's been kind and nice to somebody,
Speaker 2: it's actually turned into a net fine fit for the
Speaker 2: world and the people around him. For the most part,
Speaker 2: I would say, the only time it hasn't is.
Speaker 1: When is it?
Speaker 2: I guess it bit him an ass for sell, but
Speaker 2: he was also right at the end. And then in
Speaker 2: Supers it's a fucking different story, and motherfuckers, he's a
Speaker 2: tard and super. I actually I feel like because he was,
Speaker 2: he was, he was, he spared Piccolo. Piccolo became one
Speaker 2: of his great as allies, t Shanhan another great ally
Speaker 2: Yamcha again Oolong constantly like people he hasn't been, like
Speaker 2: vegeta like literally over and over and over and over again.
Speaker 4: You're talking about mercy that that doesn't have to do
Speaker 4: with intelligence.
Speaker 1: Well no, no, no, no.
Speaker 2: The idea is that his his his naiven kind of
Speaker 2: stupid mentality to be like not kill this guy and come,
Speaker 2: I can be a threat has been verified that him
Speaker 2: sparing these people and choosing to like be merciful at
Speaker 2: times where it would it seems fucking dumb to be
Speaker 2: murder has been validated pretty much every time.
Speaker 4: Right if look at and if it wasn't validated then
Speaker 4: and if he kept doing it, they would be like,
Speaker 4: what the fuck are you doing.
Speaker 1: At that moment?
Speaker 4: I agree, But like since so look at, I don't.
Speaker 4: I'm I'm talking about like outside of fighting, because what
Speaker 4: he's a complete fucking dumb ass. He's just ignorant. So
Speaker 4: he's a jungle boy ignorant. It's just like Gohan is
Speaker 4: not ignorant because he studies. We Goku is willfully stupid.
Speaker 4: He doesn't care to learn anything. Who's life has never
Speaker 4: really needed him to do that stuff.
Speaker 1: Yeah, a lot.
Speaker 4: There's a lot of rich people that don't need to
Speaker 4: learn anything either, but they're also but.
Speaker 2: No but curious, and they walked about we're talking about
Speaker 2: in the context of this world, right, I agree.
Speaker 1: Even in the contract there's rich people. I agree in
Speaker 1: your in your in.
Speaker 2: In every context that is not the Dragon Ball universe.
Speaker 2: Goku's a fucking moron.
Speaker 4: He is.
Speaker 2: He is, but like in his world He's like, I'm
Speaker 2: a martial artist. Yeah, I I am a farmer. I
Speaker 2: make ends meet, I like to fight. I don't really
Speaker 2: need to be a really smart person. I don't need
Speaker 2: to be introspective like you know Piccolo's introspect motherfucker sits
Speaker 2: on a rock and thinks about the world and his
Speaker 2: rates of people in space. You know, Gohan takes time
Speaker 2: to learn and study vegetas con has the weight off
Speaker 2: his fucking terrible rates of people on his back, where
Speaker 2: he's like, man, he could have been half decent.
Speaker 4: But by everything you're saying, I'm like, Okay, everybody except
Speaker 4: for Goku.
Speaker 2: I think Goku's just simple. He's like, he doesn't even
Speaker 2: think that for he's also brain damage, literally yeah, and
Speaker 2: you forget and an alien that isn't that's nothing?
Speaker 1: Well every does.
Speaker 2: Everybody's alien, and they're alien an alien, yes, and their
Speaker 2: alien natures play a part in how fucking dumb they act.
Speaker 4: Constant, are you talking about the fucking Sands aren't just
Speaker 4: dumb on average?
Speaker 2: Well no, but they're they're fucking stupid. They fall into
Speaker 2: the bravados so bad it's crazy.
Speaker 4: They're just really strong, so they are really proud of
Speaker 4: their warriors will.
Speaker 2: Also like literally it's built into them, like literally you
Speaker 2: can you can trick them. Cel literally used their their
Speaker 2: traits against them. He was like, vegeta, I bet I'll
Speaker 2: give you the best fight ever. And he's like, what
Speaker 2: the best fight ever? Stroking himself first of all that,
Speaker 2: And then Trunks was like, yo, Dad, stop because Trunks
Speaker 2: doesn't have that.
Speaker 4: Think about think about this. They've been and it worked.
Speaker 4: Tricked and things that are stronger.
Speaker 2: Than that look and it works on Goku as well,
Speaker 2: even though Goku was not raised like that. Goku was
Speaker 2: raised as a human being, and it works on Goku
Speaker 2: as well, giving him a better fight. He'll wait for that.
Speaker 2: It's it's literally a genetic trade in them. They will
Speaker 2: they will go for a better fight instead of like.
Speaker 4: But you understand that, like, you can't be tricked if
Speaker 4: they're they're only tricked by people who are actually not
Speaker 4: even more cunning but also more powerful than them. Well no,
Speaker 4: when like, well, like when you think about, like, say,
Speaker 4: how they even got in a situation in the first
Speaker 4: place by being subjugated by freezer Freza being able to
Speaker 4: destroy their entire planet. It's not like they're just dumb.
Speaker 4: They literally can't do anything because they're being conquered by
Speaker 4: someone who's way.
Speaker 2: That's the context of those ones.
Speaker 4: And like the sayings have conquered other races, you have
Speaker 4: you can't just be dumb and conquer entire races, right,
Speaker 4: you have to you have you have to be cutting
Speaker 4: and sort of have some sort of like cunning you.
Speaker 1: I don't think. I don't think they're that's strong. Also,
Speaker 1: I don't know if it necessarily well, See, like.
Speaker 4: The thing is, usually they're so strong they can just
Speaker 4: overpower people, but clearly the people that are stronger than
Speaker 4: them can conquer them. I don't think it's more about wits,
Speaker 4: but it's more about strength, because at the end of
Speaker 4: the day, it's like y'all can think of the most
Speaker 4: intricate and brilliant plan, but then it's like Freezer, like
Speaker 4: I'm just gonna just do my gay finger thing and
Speaker 4: destroy I.
Speaker 2: Think I think genuinely it plays into the like some
Speaker 2: of their literal like mid not maybe biology is the word,
Speaker 2: but like some of their like actual the way they
Speaker 2: think Gohan as well too. Gohan is less so way
Speaker 2: less so than that him. But that motherfucker was like
Speaker 2: no I want this dude to suffer. I want you
Speaker 2: to get as strong as you can, and I want
Speaker 2: to beat you down. Yeah, I will say I think
Speaker 2: Trump is terror so he's just like no, no, no, no, no.
Speaker 1: I don't know. I think dumb kind of implies that
Speaker 1: you're trying to learn something and you can't like that.
Speaker 1: That is what makes me dumb. You're capable of like,
Speaker 1: oh uh, I'm hearing what you're saying. I'm hearing all
Speaker 1: these facts. I refuse to believe them because I just can't.
Speaker 4: I can't.
Speaker 1: I can't, I can't understand it. It doesn't make sense
Speaker 1: to me. I feel like, who just refuses to care
Speaker 1: or who's more apathetic about that he is genuinely stupid.
Speaker 2: Or willfully ignorant.
Speaker 4: Yes, he's wofully ignorant for sure, because he sees things like,
Speaker 4: oh I could probably become better.
Speaker 1: At U in Super.
Speaker 4: He in Super he is stupid.
Speaker 2: They made him stupid, They pilanderized the hell out of
Speaker 2: him because in Dragon Ball and Dragon Ball Z.
Speaker 1: I think he's just more like disinterested in anything that
Speaker 1: isn't like just like like Joe Rogan. If Joe Rogan
Speaker 1: decided to just not have a podcast, you know, like
Speaker 1: he's just like I know, I'm really I like fighting, Yeah,
Speaker 1: and I'm gonna keep my political abuse to myself.
Speaker 4: Look, I'm not I'm not convinced yet because it makes
Speaker 4: me I just want to watch the series over again. Yeah,
Speaker 4: because I feel like in the back of my head
Speaker 4: that I don't have an example really right now. But
Speaker 4: I feel like in a lot of filler episodes, there
Speaker 4: are just moments in Dragon ball Z where you just
Speaker 4: exposed for being really stupid.
Speaker 2: But I could just be mismmindery, do you know what's crazy?
Speaker 2: And the filler is actually on moments where he's shown
Speaker 2: being way smarter then he then he is shown almost.
Speaker 4: You have like an example because like I'm trying to
Speaker 4: so I have to go back and watch it because
Speaker 4: I don't really have a good The.
Speaker 2: Idea for him is simply that him freaking learning how
Speaker 2: to drive. Obviously driving is that he's ignorant that idea
Speaker 2: of it, but he's capable of running how to do it,
Speaker 2: he learns how to drive it.
Speaker 4: Yeah, I just don't I don't attribute that because like
Speaker 4: the dumbest people on this planet and driving really well.
Speaker 4: He also like when he goes and they can actually
Speaker 4: build cars. What upsets me, Like, there are some of
Speaker 4: the dumbest people that live in the shittiest fucking neighborhoods
Speaker 4: they don't know about anything can pull apart a car
Speaker 4: and put it back together, and I'm like, what the fuck,
Speaker 4: there's nothing else to do. But it's like, but they're
Speaker 4: just showing they're brilliant in this one area and they
Speaker 4: used to be brilliant anywhere else.
Speaker 2: For cars, It's like, I can put my car together,
Speaker 2: and I can see the price putting my car together.
Speaker 1: You know.
Speaker 2: So some people that are like more very much so
Speaker 2: visual learners or physical learners, it works for them. It
Speaker 2: works with them, like putting things together and like taking
Speaker 2: things legos, like when your little kids can use legos.
Speaker 4: You know they're interested in it, right because imagine like, oh,
Speaker 4: do you think a kid would want to learn about
Speaker 4: like an exciting wou a kid read an encyclopedia about vegetables?
Speaker 1: You know what I mean?
Speaker 4: They'd be like, fucking make it cool. They'd be like, well,
Speaker 4: vegetables are sucking awesome. And encyclopedia about cooks, clan power rangers.
Speaker 1: You know that. I like that.
Speaker 2: It was amazing that ship could have made me a
Speaker 2: fucking that could have heard me.
Speaker 4: I think we would have been not here if if
Speaker 4: they were actually power agers, like the Kokoks clan actually
Speaker 4: had the powers of power. There was like a racist
Speaker 4: sord On and bestowed his powers to the Ku Kook Klan,
Speaker 4: Like do you think we would be alive right now?
Speaker 2: Why would he give it to race? Because he's like,
Speaker 2: because people are going black, Jewish and Hispanic people are
Speaker 2: going to be a problem. Take this. Zord On is
Speaker 2: a seething racist And the whole time the Green Rangers
Speaker 2: a black person they never know oh did And he's like, no,
Speaker 2: he was the greatest hunter of all of us, and
Speaker 2: you're you're one of them.
Speaker 1: He's like, yeah, I know. I wanted to change your hearts.
Speaker 4: Did you see that guy speaking about the Haitians and
Speaker 4: he accidentally did a Freudian slip by saying the hard
Speaker 4: are he said he's Haitian inwards and he's like oh.
Speaker 1: And it was like it was like an interview. Yeah,
Speaker 1: I didn't say I was. It was. I don't know
Speaker 1: where it was. I'm pulled up. It was on the news.
Speaker 4: I was looking at it and it I watched that
Speaker 4: video over and over again.
Speaker 1: I was like, I was trying to like, is it possible,
Speaker 1: Like what is he like if this is like a
Speaker 1: slip up.
Speaker 4: What is he trying to say? You know, I think
Speaker 4: he was gonna say immigrants because that's what I'm saying.
Speaker 1: Because it's it sounds like he's trying to say migrants
Speaker 1: and immigrants at the same time he says it clearly here, yeah.
Speaker 4: Here, I'll get I'll get it for you.
Speaker 2: My question is.
Speaker 1: How to about migrants taking geese from pop to complain
Speaker 1: about haitien bigger migrants taking and like he just straight
Speaker 1: up but what it sounds like he's defense, So I'm like,
Speaker 1: what is what is his purpose on that show? Content?
Speaker 1: Oh no, no, he's actually no, he was actually he was.
Speaker 1: He was anti. He's not he's not.
Speaker 4: Pro actually pro what. I don't know what we're talking so,
Speaker 4: well there's pro and anti immigration.
Speaker 1: Okay, Well we're also talking about like the narrative about
Speaker 1: like is he like pro migrants are eating geese? I
Speaker 1: don't know.
Speaker 4: I don't know if he's pro the lie, but at
Speaker 4: the end of.
Speaker 1: The day, he's anti he's anti immigrant.
Speaker 2: Yes, he's not, he's not.
Speaker 1: He's not like because it sounds like he's like, there's
Speaker 1: only two reports of this happening. That's kind of what
Speaker 1: it sounds like out of context. It's like there's only
Speaker 1: two instances of this happening, which sounds like a defense
Speaker 1: in some way.
Speaker 4: It sounds like there are some people that were, uh,
Speaker 4: that were trying to you know, swat down. Even the governor,
Speaker 4: the governor of Ohio was like, bruh, yeah, this ship
Speaker 4: isn't happening. But he's a Republican and he's old and white,
Speaker 4: you know what I mean, So this guy doesn't mean racist.
Speaker 4: He's like, well, obviously saying he's well, if you're a
Speaker 4: Republican and you're old and white, there, you're leading a
Speaker 4: certain way there. Now, he says, in his defense, he
Speaker 4: was like, we're for legal immigration. That's where he draws
Speaker 4: the line. He's as long as they're legal, and you
Speaker 4: know they are, even though fucking Trump keeps saying and
Speaker 4: every speech he's been giving recently that they're illegal, they're illegal,
Speaker 4: they're illegal, and so you know, so he's just at
Speaker 4: least I'm sure when it comes to illegal immigrants, he's like,
Speaker 4: get him out immediately. Yeah, But if they come in
Speaker 4: with visas and shit like that, and they're actually benefiting Ohio, you.
Speaker 1: Know what I mean, came here, so their economy is
Speaker 1: kind of back on the rebound now.
Speaker 4: Yeah, being Springfield, you know, they actually they literally the
Speaker 4: cool things. You can see that there was advertisement and
Speaker 4: they actually lobby the government to make exceptions.
Speaker 2: Shut the fuck up.
Speaker 4: They try to lobby the government to make exceptions so
Speaker 4: the immigration process would be quicker, it would be swifter
Speaker 4: because they're twenty thousand people left Springfield, Ohio, and so
Speaker 4: they brought in about fifteen thousand Haitians and the economy
Speaker 4: is starting to you know that that's what happened. Well,
Speaker 4: because that's literally that's the whole thing where I was like,
Speaker 4: try to explain to people that I'm like, what these
Speaker 4: people are telling you about shit just flowing in and
Speaker 4: everything's getting worse and shit, I'm like, that's not how
Speaker 4: it fucking works.
Speaker 1: Well, that government also says specifically, it's like, yeah, are
Speaker 1: there problems with people like an unprecedented amount of people
Speaker 1: coming in? Yeah, obviously that is literally with anything if
Speaker 1: there is. But that's what I said the last people
Speaker 1: when we talked about this, and you were like give
Speaker 1: me an example. It's like, that's just something like that's
Speaker 1: just self evidently true. It's obviously true.
Speaker 2: It's not. That's not what you know.
Speaker 4: You weren't talking about, just an adjustment period.
Speaker 1: That's literally I was talking about allocation, resource allocation. That's
Speaker 1: what we're talking about.
Speaker 4: If you're saying, if you if you were just saying that,
Speaker 4: because to me, that's like a point. That's like saying, no, man,
Speaker 4: it's gonna get colder in the winter. Okay, you.
Speaker 1: Got upset.
Speaker 4: I got upset because you're what you're saying, the blanketed thing.
Speaker 4: People don't know you're talking about, Oh, there's an adjustment
Speaker 4: period when you're because it's so it's so unnecessary to
Speaker 4: even bring that up. So most people wouldn't even think
Speaker 4: you're talking about that. They would think you're talking about
Speaker 4: it is there, it's it is. It's the responsibility of
Speaker 4: us to be clear about our intentions. That's why, like
Speaker 4: Joe Rold Goanna be like why are you getting advice
Speaker 4: from me? Why are you taking medical advice from me?
Speaker 4: And like how about you be responsive bowl for the
Speaker 4: fucking ship you say, you know, because there's so many
Speaker 4: goddamn stupid people watching unfortunately, unless you think that's not
Speaker 4: like a thing. I'm not trying to look, I'm not
Speaker 4: trying to I'm not trying to say I'm not trying
Speaker 4: to go harden the pain on you. I'm just feel like,
Speaker 4: what when that Silvia stated it was so blanket that
Speaker 4: I'm like, I feel like we should be clear about
Speaker 4: our intentions because what we're talking about right now, people
Speaker 4: are scared that there are all these people coming in
Speaker 4: and making things worse. I feel like, oh, well, it
Speaker 4: is objectively.
Speaker 1: There's some problem. I can't even say that.
Speaker 2: I don't know. Man, well, I mean I would I
Speaker 2: would hope most of our fans are sensible enough to
Speaker 2: be like.
Speaker 4: I think a large I think with the way our
Speaker 4: trajectory of how we've been talking and stuff like that,
Speaker 4: I think most people are above the level. Like they're
Speaker 4: pretty filtered, they're pretty reasonable.
Speaker 2: We've definitely we've definitely they should to drop off of
Speaker 2: some people that may have been fans back then.
Speaker 4: And then they were like it was like, uh, what
Speaker 4: was it that one guy on Twitter he said something
Speaker 4: about first of all a comedy podcast. He was saying
Speaker 4: something that like we're like low Brown were making fun
Speaker 4: of he said something abound like first of all.
Speaker 1: He got offended by it, and I was like, well,
Speaker 1: so this is the thing that bothers me about a
Speaker 1: lot of people, right, Yeah, people will really try their
Speaker 1: you know the expression if the shoe fits, the shoe fits, okay,
Speaker 1: I'll you'll wear it. A lot of people seem to
Speaker 1: want to fit into a pair of shoes that does
Speaker 1: not fit them solely so they can complain about the
Speaker 1: way that people are talking about it is. It's very
Speaker 1: bizarre because because he was talking about like we were
Speaker 1: like being like really mean to day room and it's like,
Speaker 1: well do you, like I don't understand, Like do you
Speaker 1: do you think we're wrong? And he was like no,
Speaker 1: And so I was like, well, what do you what
Speaker 1: are you offended by them? We're clearly talking about a
Speaker 1: specific person and very specific types of people, but people
Speaker 1: who aren't in those groups are so desperate to be
Speaker 1: offended by something that they want to like throw themselves
Speaker 1: in in with that group.
Speaker 4: And it's like, you're not if you're not this person, you.
Speaker 1: Have no issue. If imagine if I lost my mind
Speaker 1: at every time somebody talked about like libs in a
Speaker 1: way that didn't apply to me. I would I would
Speaker 1: never fuck.
Speaker 2: Like if everybody that's just the pants is a fucking moron,
Speaker 2: and then me getting it be like that's just fucking me,
Speaker 2: and it's like I don't ship my pants? Why would
Speaker 2: I care about that? Why would this affect me? It's
Speaker 2: not affect That's what I feel like.
Speaker 4: That guy was kind of I feel like he was
Speaker 4: kind of lying and oh he's a fan of Dave Ruban.
Speaker 4: And why I think that is because I went to
Speaker 4: his page and saw everybody was following and it was
Speaker 4: everyone that we shot on Jack Posibic like it.
Speaker 1: It's always very predictable. Like every time I get like
Speaker 1: a heated response from somebody, I can tell, like with
Speaker 1: almost pinpoint accuracy.
Speaker 4: It's like, Okay, who's gonna be on the red?
Speaker 1: Who is going to be in the last like ten tweets,
Speaker 1: what are the retweets that I'm going to find? It's
Speaker 1: always end Wokeness, Benny Johnson, Uh, you know, Timpoole, Dave Rubin.
Speaker 1: It's always those people. And it's like, you gotta listen,
Speaker 1: this is NPC behavior. At a certain point, it's like
Speaker 1: if you are this predictable you're not you. I guarantee you. You
Speaker 1: don't know what's gonna be on my Twitter, like I
Speaker 1: promise you because.
Speaker 2: I'm not, you can fucking robot. As of recently, my
Speaker 2: twitter feed has changed a lot. It's been it's been
Speaker 2: my my healthy meals and were talking about me trying
Speaker 2: to me working out a little more. But it's still gay.
Speaker 1: So it's way, it's way gayer.
Speaker 4: You're taking pictures of your food and they're not even
Speaker 4: good pictures.
Speaker 1: There were no, no, no, no.
Speaker 4: The first one was a good picture. It was a
Speaker 4: good picture.
Speaker 2: You're not a photographer, absolutely not. But it was a
Speaker 2: good picture because I'm proud of it. That's what I know.
Speaker 1: It's it is a picture.
Speaker 4: It is a pretty good picture. You know what, dude,
Speaker 4: I didn't notice how like I'm terrible to taking picture
Speaker 4: actually because my eyes don't work.
Speaker 2: That's true, that's true. What are you gonna get glasses?
Speaker 2: I have to go into a freaking what you call
Speaker 2: I think I'm just gonna get laysick. Man, I'm scared
Speaker 2: to do it. But because I have my percu just
Speaker 2: get no, no, I have my position ready. I just
Speaker 2: haven't had a chance. You don't even but I know
Speaker 2: it's it's not far at all.
Speaker 1: I have to go to like a I mean, or you.
Speaker 4: Can just all lie and order some glasses because I just,
Speaker 4: I'm just you.
Speaker 1: Could pick up your PERSUA is probably so low you
Speaker 1: could find prescription glasses on a racket. Them all literally
Speaker 1: like they sell so much better. But they literally sell
Speaker 1: like minus one minus odds. I don't even.
Speaker 4: Exactly the same is that's why those reading glasses are
Speaker 4: so shitty, because the odds of your eyes are gonna
Speaker 4: have the same problem.
Speaker 2: I don't know what better could be.
Speaker 1: Snap them off and the big small I mean, if
Speaker 1: it works, man, But yeah, you just do it already.
Speaker 4: That is my aesthetic right there? What was what when
Speaker 4: you have in glasses? I don't want to know what
Speaker 4: better is? You don't you don't want to just have
Speaker 4: a better life, because you know, you know, people's lives
Speaker 4: they significantly improve when they can see better.
Speaker 1: Statistically, I can't believe that. It's like one of your
Speaker 1: senses being restored is a pretty big deal. It's significant
Speaker 1: people's life, Like they make more money, they it significantly
Speaker 1: improves their lives, more.
Speaker 4: Money, they fuck more men, They fuck more men. The
Speaker 4: more men by that is that is true. They went
Speaker 4: from not fucking men to fucking men. That's crazy. Just
Speaker 4: see me just they're just more beautiful to you. You're like, wow,
Speaker 4: that's so sad.
Speaker 2: The idea of like you're just not knowing that men
Speaker 2: were attractive and then you put guys on. You're like, yo,
Speaker 2: I thought men were women and women were men.
Speaker 1: Holy ship, dude, it's crazy. I would even you're a
Speaker 1: just like glasses shouldn't do that. You're it is, it
Speaker 1: is though. It's doing that. It's doing that for real.
Speaker 1: It's not me. It's getting some cues from from our
Speaker 1: patrons over at Patreon, our complash or snart tank. You remember,
Speaker 1: you can jump jump on over there ask us some questions.
Speaker 1: We get a lot of questions, so sometimes we don't
Speaker 1: get to all of them, but we have like literally
Speaker 1: at this point, we have like extra ammos that are
Speaker 1: dedicated the questions because there's so many. So if you're
Speaker 1: like just like a normal listener, you don't listen to
Speaker 1: everything and you're wondering where your question is, it could
Speaker 1: be in those. Honestly, we've been doing a lot of them.
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Speaker 1: them yeah, hurry up or we'll carrols So Gray Ghost
Speaker 1: remembers what the alien ant farm guy did. Wrote in
Speaker 1: he says, Hello, Majin Boo, Super Boo and kid Booth.
Speaker 1: That's fucking why.
Speaker 4: I got about the alien retform guy me a piss No,
Speaker 4: he like, I think he made a fan like touch piss.
Speaker 1: What are you talking about? That was that girl that
Speaker 1: pissed on that? That was Grass against the Machine. I think, yeah, yeah,
Speaker 1: that one chick. Yeah that was cool. That's a crazy
Speaker 1: fucking video.
Speaker 4: And that guy was like, y, he's like so happy,
Speaker 4: he's getting pissed off. Literally a pist drinker. Yeah, it's
Speaker 4: not often that you see that.
Speaker 1: It's funny.
Speaker 4: You look at the guy too, and you're like, oh, yeah,
Speaker 4: of course.
Speaker 1: He has like an he has like a the phenotype
Speaker 1: of like a pist drinker. I think he kind of look.
Speaker 4: Like piss drinking.
Speaker 1: What's his name, Harconan? What's his name? Yeah?
Speaker 4: Yeah, where is he from?
Speaker 1: Baron? What is that from?
Speaker 6: I don't I know that name, but you're dune, Yes, yeah, okay,
Speaker 6: that's what I looked like. I was like, what the
Speaker 6: fuck are I knew the name so well because dude,
Speaker 6: I couldn't think of doing it.
Speaker 4: I was like, I know that name. That name sounds cool.
Speaker 4: I remember hearing.
Speaker 1: It's frustrating when you hear something that you like and
Speaker 1: he's like, I know, I know, I know what this is.
Speaker 1: Like earlier, literally before we were recording, you said, what
Speaker 1: was it that you said from Skyrim?
Speaker 4: I've been hunting fish in these parts for you.
Speaker 1: Yeah, Like I heard that. I was like, I know
Speaker 1: that that's what is that fucking from? And it's like,
Speaker 1: obviously it's from Skyrim. Yeah, But I remember because Jal
Speaker 1: would always say it. Every time I would asking like,
Speaker 1: how are you doing? It's like, I don't know, man,
Speaker 1: j yeah, everything A fanatic of that game. It would
Speaker 1: just be like it would be like a like a
Speaker 1: like a like a like an idiom that he would
Speaker 1: bring up whenever things were rough. I'd be like, how
Speaker 1: you doing?
Speaker 2: Man?
Speaker 1: It's like, man, I haven't hunting vision in the sports.
Speaker 2: For years, stupid.
Speaker 1: I totally understand it's weird because I get it's incoherent,
Speaker 1: but I totally every single time when it's.
Speaker 2: Really sad, how whenever something bad happens, I have to
Speaker 2: diffuse it with comedy or else. I just I can't
Speaker 2: talk about it.
Speaker 1: I can't talk the other thing for me that I've
Speaker 1: been I've been pulling out. I was like, back to formula,
Speaker 1: this isn't working. We gotta go and it's just Spider Man.
Speaker 1: It's literally Willem devote. But anyway, this guy writes say.
Speaker 1: He says, hey, Machin be super bowing kid boo. Despite
Speaker 1: Chris's comments about sparking Zero, I'm personally excited that we
Speaker 1: will be able to create our own storylines and battles
Speaker 1: in the game and share them with other players. Is
Speaker 1: there a chance we get to Is there a chance
Speaker 1: we can get some fucked created dragon Ball stories from
Speaker 1: U three? You know how we homeless uh bums eat
Speaker 1: it up dragon Ball?
Speaker 2: I knew.
Speaker 4: Did we ever do like a rewrite of dragon Ball?
Speaker 1: We have not, But why that's kind of surprising. It
Speaker 1: feels impossible that we haven't done that. It feels like
Speaker 1: we could.
Speaker 4: We could easily pretend like something didn't happen and we
Speaker 4: continue from there. Yeah, like the idea of Vegeta going
Speaker 4: super Saiyan when he immediately.
Speaker 2: Just completely rueling.
Speaker 4: Right, Yeah, when Napa and Vegeta show up, Maybe we
Speaker 4: should start from rat.
Speaker 1: It's we should start from rat, isn't there isn't there
Speaker 1: like an alternate thing where like vegeta is the one first. Yeah,
Speaker 1: I feel like I remember seeing that.
Speaker 4: That sounds like some of the someone would do that,
Speaker 4: and it was like really well drawn. I remember, but
Speaker 4: I can't.
Speaker 2: I can't remember.
Speaker 4: There's a lot of well drawn.
Speaker 1: It's insane.
Speaker 4: It's unbelievable. How short, How short would that scenario be though,
Speaker 4: if vegeta came first?
Speaker 1: Well he was.
Speaker 4: He's also he hits his head too, so he's not like.
Speaker 2: Oh, vegeta lands instead of it's vegeta lands.
Speaker 4: It takes Vegeta's place. It's like a swap.
Speaker 1: Because still kind of a dickhead, but he's like really
Speaker 1: strong hearted.
Speaker 2: It's really weird, wrong hearted asshole. Yeah, he's like very
Speaker 2: dick but also like I will kill you because you're
Speaker 2: not a bad person.
Speaker 1: I didn't read any I just remember the aesthetics were interesting,
Speaker 1: just like him and the gee yeah it's like a
Speaker 1: kid and I was just like, this is fucking so strange.
Speaker 1: It's interesting, it's neat, but uh yeah, I don't know, man,
Speaker 1: just striking zero, sparking zero.
Speaker 4: I'm super excited for it. Man can deny it.
Speaker 1: Yeah, I'll play it at someone's house.
Speaker 4: You probably play it at my house, honestly, very like
Speaker 4: you'll come over.
Speaker 2: And play it there.
Speaker 4: They don't have they don't have the two characters I'm
Speaker 4: hoping for.
Speaker 2: I wanted. I wanted fucking giant muscle muscle face Piccolo.
Speaker 2: I wanted giant Piccolo from a new movie, and I
Speaker 2: wanted wasn't in it. No, they're gonna be dec I'm
Speaker 2: sure of it.
Speaker 1: Yeah, he's definitely. They're definitely gonna put him in. I
Speaker 1: saw a thing that was like, whoa, this game has
Speaker 1: more characters than we thought it did, and it's just
Speaker 1: like it's all go to It's like fifty gokus. It's
Speaker 1: like kid Goku, uh, kid Goku, teen goku, Goku, mid goku,
Speaker 1: going through tax.
Speaker 2: Series right now? Now, name all the gokus. I think
Speaker 2: you probably could, if you really put your mind to
Speaker 2: think about it, you can name all the versions of.
Speaker 1: That's a really good question. Uh kid Goku.
Speaker 2: Okay, okay, So name them with their scan for their supers.
Speaker 1: Are we talking about Dragon Ball Goku or g T
Speaker 1: You gotta specified? Oh right, yeah, because there's dragon Ball
Speaker 1: Kid Goku, then there's Dark, there's normal kid Goku, and
Speaker 1: then there's I know, I remember Goku Mid being a thing,
Speaker 1: but I.
Speaker 4: Don't remember Goku sell Saga Goku. Okay, yeah, Goku Mid
Speaker 4: then there.
Speaker 2: I don't know.
Speaker 1: I just remember he was listened.
Speaker 2: That way dragon Ball Z. That's why it's middle dragon Ball.
Speaker 4: He's listened that way, but he's listened as a different character.
Speaker 2: I remember.
Speaker 4: That's so silly.
Speaker 2: But I think, you gotta, you, gotta, you, gotta, you, gotta,
Speaker 2: you gotta type it down thing because like it's gonna
Speaker 2: it's gonna get mixed up immediately.
Speaker 4: It swings handwriting on that thing. I'm gonna drop out
Speaker 4: the numbers. I think I know how many there are, actually.
Speaker 1: I I really I don't know if i've I'm not.
Speaker 1: I'm more how many culturally big into dragon Ball?
Speaker 2: How many numbers you how many do you think there are? Roughly,
Speaker 2: like just if you had to get brittish, I can
Speaker 2: name all of them and I'll go off of them.
Speaker 4: Because there's Ko can as well.
Speaker 2: That so so technically yes, because of super existing is
Speaker 2: the mid. Because there's Kid Gokul.
Speaker 1: Excluding Ko Canna, we're gonna exclude all of the sand
Speaker 1: for the super Saian farms.
Speaker 4: Those are not gonna doesn't just unnecessarily what the super
Speaker 4: Saians aren't because it's it's because it's like it goes
Speaker 4: super saying, because it's like four super saying one gokus,
Speaker 4: you know, four super Saian ones because four different recause
Speaker 4: it's like it's gonna be kid Goku Super Sian is
Speaker 4: gonna be made, Go go Super Sian is gonna be
Speaker 4: Dragon Ball super Go Super Saiying. There's gonna be and
Speaker 4: go go super Saiyan. You know, so what are we
Speaker 4: talking about?
Speaker 2: What are we talking? How many? How many just gokul
Speaker 2: characters you can select that are.
Speaker 4: Not very like not even not very so you can't
Speaker 4: even do like Roseanne all that gay ship you.
Speaker 2: Can do rose You're gonna do Goku Black, different character
Speaker 2: that's like a different character. Black is a different.
Speaker 4: Would you count Bardok and Turtless as gokus?
Speaker 2: Now I kind of would, but I okay, I mean,
Speaker 2: but you can't. Let's let's let's lay down all the
Speaker 2: if you count those and you're kind of go black
Speaker 2: because and.
Speaker 4: What didn't go tanks have to be because he looks
Speaker 4: exactly like Goten would be a different character technically, but
Speaker 4: so is Barok and fucking his dad, his dad and
Speaker 4: count got as well.
Speaker 2: Okay, that the count you're gonna count this is unbearable
Speaker 2: to people, and people literally.
Speaker 1: So I think if we're being conservative, let's not let's
Speaker 1: fun turtless Bardak. What about go black Goku Black counts
Speaker 1: and he's go literally like but because he's literally go
Speaker 1: in a different timeline Goku, So it counts base forms.
Speaker 1: I think there's at least not counting super Saiyans. I
Speaker 1: think there's a I think there's like nine okay, nine
Speaker 1: forms ago, so let's try to go through it now.
Speaker 1: No county fusions or turtlets or fucking you know.
Speaker 6: Yeah. So we got Goku from Dragon Ball.
Speaker 4: Then we got.
Speaker 2: I don't think there's gonna have teenage go Queza character that's.
Speaker 4: Not gonna be teenage Goku's never in anything.
Speaker 1: Yeah, anything.
Speaker 2: So we got Dragon Ball Z Goku early mid.
Speaker 1: End.
Speaker 2: Then we got GT Adult Goku, we got GT Goku,
Speaker 2: we got Super Goku. Who's Super Goku, Go Dragon Ball
Speaker 2: Super one, I can gok okay Blue. Then we have
Speaker 2: Super dragon Ball.
Speaker 1: We have and then it's Gohu Black who black, And
Speaker 1: that's it, right, and that's and that's it. Yeah, that's it.
Speaker 4: Now, So you're saying for sure, the because if we're
Speaker 4: being conservative, does.
Speaker 2: Beginning mid end is that they are all different characters?
Speaker 1: Can selec?
Speaker 2: I remember in the last one it was like early
Speaker 2: where he could just go Koka and he had like
Speaker 2: more of the Toriama s design where it was more
Speaker 2: rounded face. And then it's like mid where he looks
Speaker 2: like a steroid monster where he just has all them
Speaker 2: muscles and shit like that.
Speaker 1: Okay, I think that's about I think.
Speaker 4: That's about it. They're probably more than that. Can I
Speaker 4: think of more gokus than that?
Speaker 1: So yeah, that would technically be eight eighth.
Speaker 4: It's not ten, it's only eight. Well, let's so if
Speaker 4: you said you're doing Dragon Ball dragon Ball z uh
Speaker 4: one two three, right, that's three.
Speaker 1: That's four.
Speaker 4: There was the g T Kid one, right, yeah, and
Speaker 4: then there was the adult one from GT that's six, right,
Speaker 4: m and then you have Dragon Ba z Super that's seven,
Speaker 4: and then Goku Black. Wow, it's only okay, yeah, eight
Speaker 4: eight gokus.
Speaker 1: That's a lot. There's still a lot of good.
Speaker 2: It's still lots to mention all the fucking litvia forms
Speaker 2: that motherfucker had a lot.
Speaker 4: Yeah, and those are like, those are characters themselves that
Speaker 4: you could pick.
Speaker 1: They're available. So so you have Super saying four, Super
Speaker 1: saying three, Super saying two, Super saying one.
Speaker 4: And you have Super saying god.
Speaker 1: Then you have Super saying saying god, Super saying yeah.
Speaker 2: It's at ultra instinct as well. I don't know what
Speaker 2: you're gonna be in the game they show yet it
Speaker 2: has to be.
Speaker 1: I can't imagine.
Speaker 4: Why would it not be in the game.
Speaker 2: It'd be crazy, they would be it would be d
Speaker 2: maybe okay, but I think the I think it's gonna
Speaker 2: be that will be in the game, mark my words.
Speaker 2: It would be weird if it wasn't.
Speaker 1: It was big.
Speaker 4: If they got Blue Go Geta, that's definitely gonna be in.
Speaker 1: Gojita, Vegeto, Bardock and Turtless, so many it's fucking crazy,
Speaker 1: probably Super saying Bardock. Fucking of course. I did. Look.
Speaker 2: I love I love me some Dragon Ball, but I understand,
Speaker 2: I understand what I'm looking at. I know what I'm
Speaker 2: looking at.
Speaker 4: I'm not there no myth in my mind about it.
Speaker 4: I'm uh yeah, I'm there for that.
Speaker 1: I'm be honest, man, I feel like, uh uh Fighter
Speaker 1: Fighter was a think.
Speaker 4: I'm good, that's it.
Speaker 1: I think.
Speaker 7: I think.
Speaker 4: I don't think it doesn't need to be any better
Speaker 4: than this. I don't know, just yeah, that was exactly
Speaker 4: what I wanted, really.
Speaker 1: Kind I love. But the thing I love about it
Speaker 1: just having people over and playing with them, and this
Speaker 1: game just doesn't have that quite yet. Whether or not
Speaker 1: they'll fix that for pro PS five pro or whatever,
Speaker 1: I don't know, maybe, but like I just feel like,
Speaker 1: oh yeah, the PS five proation, Oh yeah, you know.
Speaker 4: It is weird when I see people. I think people
Speaker 4: misunderstand when when people say get a PC instead, I
Speaker 4: think they misunderstand because I think they're trying to do
Speaker 4: like a one to one comparison. As far as like
Speaker 4: price and shit goes, You're not going to get a
Speaker 4: good PC for some of course. I think people keep missing,
Speaker 4: and I want people to I don't see anybody ever
Speaker 4: correcting and saying no, it's if you're gonna spend this
Speaker 4: much on a console, might as well just invest a
Speaker 4: few hundred dollars more on a PC. Because here's the thing.
Speaker 4: If you're buying something that expensive, you're probably charging credit
Speaker 4: in the first place. So if you're charging credit, what's
Speaker 4: a few hundred or just one thousand dollars more for
Speaker 4: this amazing an investment versus this console that you're noly
Speaker 4: gonna have for a handful of years before the next
Speaker 4: generation comes out? Right, So the idea is to at
Speaker 4: this point, you know what about your.
Speaker 1: Graphics car the PS six is like what you figure
Speaker 1: ninety eight, it's not that far away, And that's really
Speaker 1: not far because you figure we're halfway through the gene
Speaker 1: if they're putting this out now, right, So twenty twenty
Speaker 1: four years, probably another four because that's kind of how
Speaker 1: it was with the PSA because twenty wait before it
Speaker 1: was twenty sixteen, the Pro was the Pro was the Pro?
Speaker 1: Was it it twenty eighteen?
Speaker 4: No, No, twenty seventeen. The Pro was like twenty sixteen,
Speaker 4: twenty seventeen. I I thought it was twenty eighteen.
Speaker 1: No, No, because I remember Reddad never did not spend
Speaker 1: a time. No, the Pro came out when the Pro
Speaker 1: came out. When I bought it, that was my first
Speaker 1: the first PlayStation that I bought, and we lived in
Speaker 1: the Glendale place. You never had a PS or regular
Speaker 1: PS four No, I always like played it at a
Speaker 1: friend's house or sixteen.
Speaker 2: I don't know.
Speaker 1: No, Chris, you had this, you had the Spider. That
Speaker 1: was your first one. No, that was my second one.
Speaker 1: I gave my first one to Jalen.
Speaker 2: Remember was it a pro?
Speaker 4: It was a pro?
Speaker 1: Yeah, I never owned I never owned the base PS
Speaker 1: four I promise you PS four pro.
Speaker 2: I thought that shit came out like twentyeight No, read
Speaker 2: that's that's when I got it at least then damn it.
Speaker 4: Yeah, like I got mine in twenty eighteen. I thought
Speaker 4: it came up.
Speaker 1: But you know, November tenth, twenty sixteen, the Pro I remember.
Speaker 1: I remember, I remember because I bought it. I bought
Speaker 1: it shortly before or shortly around the time that I
Speaker 1: got the switch, which like I got it a little
Speaker 1: bit later, but it was when we were living in
Speaker 1: the Glendale apartment stuff.
Speaker 2: I remember.
Speaker 4: Wait, you bought it around the switch.
Speaker 1: Around the like it was out for a while before
Speaker 1: I bought it, but I got it around the time
Speaker 1: I got it, so like you got it the mar
Speaker 1: and that was like March twenty seventeen, something like that,
Speaker 1: So it might have been like maybe a month or
Speaker 1: two before or like a month or two after, but
Speaker 1: it was. I remember living in that apartment with it,
Speaker 1: and we lived in that apartment from twenty summer of
Speaker 1: twenty sixteen to October of twenty seventeen.
Speaker 4: So fucking you're telling me that the regular one was
Speaker 4: only out for.
Speaker 1: Like three years.
Speaker 4: The regular one was it was twenty thirteen. Yeah, so
Speaker 4: it was out for like three years before the pro Yeah,
Speaker 4: I don't remember that at all.
Speaker 2: I got I got it was really quick, It was
Speaker 2: really PS four was immediately given.
Speaker 4: Remember December of.
Speaker 2: Christmas time, my Black Friday. I got my PS five.
Speaker 4: You got it? You got it?
Speaker 1: I think twenty sixteen Christmas, I think, or like around
Speaker 1: that time, because I remember you were playing it in
Speaker 1: the apartment.
Speaker 4: Yeah.
Speaker 2: Yeah, So I didn't get one earlier because I had
Speaker 2: a PS three and I broke in out, So I'm
Speaker 2: just not going to get one many times.
Speaker 1: Yeah, because you were playing it in our apartment. Yeah.
Speaker 2: And then I was a fucking addicted to Skyramen fucking Overwatch.
Speaker 4: I remember that.
Speaker 1: I remember.
Speaker 8: Fucking queer, queer, weird that it sucks gay for Watch
Speaker 8: over queer over there.
Speaker 1: It just took a minute. Took a second. It's so
Speaker 1: much better now, Wow, look we sculpted. But yeah, no,
Speaker 1: it's so you figure like, yeah, twenty twenty seven, twenty
Speaker 1: twenty eight is probably gonna be the next PlayStation.
Speaker 4: It's not. I don't know, it's not worth it.
Speaker 2: The lack of disk drive, I understand.
Speaker 4: Than eighty dollars if you want to have it, that's
Speaker 4: much more. Eighty bucks if you want to have it.
Speaker 4: It's eighty bucks for the disk drive. Yeah, so I honestly, how.
Speaker 1: Do you how do you?
Speaker 4: Wait, I understand it work. How do you you just
Speaker 4: plug it in?
Speaker 1: Like it's like a it's like modular, so you can
Speaker 1: swap it out, so you could take the disk drive
Speaker 1: out and then just put in what I think is
Speaker 1: just like a better hard drive or like more hard
Speaker 1: drive space or something. Yeah, I don't know. I don't
Speaker 1: really see a reason for it necessarily. It is like
Speaker 1: it's one of those high end kind of optional pieces
Speaker 1: of heart. Because even the PS four Pro only sold
Speaker 1: like that was like maybe ten percent of the PlayStation
Speaker 1: four is overall sales. So this is this is definitely
Speaker 1: four people who are just like they don't really see
Speaker 1: the value in a PC and they don't want one.
Speaker 1: They want a better PlayStation, and like, yeah, go ahead.
Speaker 1: I guess I don't really see the purpose in comparison
Speaker 1: to the PS four Pro, though, I gotta say, just
Speaker 1: because the whole point of this is to the whole
Speaker 1: point of this is to be like, oh, well you
Speaker 1: can get performance and quality. You don't need the mode
Speaker 1: switcher anymore. But for me, I'm like, my games could
Speaker 1: look like shit and run great, and I'm fine as.
Speaker 4: Long as they run well. For me, that's yeah, Like
Speaker 4: I don't give it.
Speaker 1: I play old games all the time, so I don't
Speaker 1: really care. As long as I can get that sixty.
Speaker 1: That's the most important feature from me in the video
Speaker 1: game now. So if games from now on continue to
Speaker 1: have like the option to go to performance, I'm just like, well,
Speaker 1: I I don't need. Like the whole point of the
Speaker 1: PS four Pro is that, like you got that choice.
Speaker 1: Like they used to do the thing before. It was
Speaker 1: just like no sixty, it's all quality, it's thirty, but
Speaker 1: it runs really well. But the PS four Pro is like, well,
Speaker 1: now you can choose. It's like, oh well, yeah, right,
Speaker 1: I want that choice. But now it's just kind of like, ah,
Speaker 1: you know, I'm being one for the show. I get traded.
Speaker 2: Like if I trade in my PS five and I
Speaker 2: get back an actual good, like substantial chunk off of it,
Speaker 2: I'm down. It's games probably like Hape, here's forty five cents.
Speaker 1: I think actually they would, I think right now people
Speaker 1: are but why would you train in for like four
Speaker 1: hundred Yeah? Like what what? Like I played games on
Speaker 1: my PlayStation.
Speaker 4: But granted, like when you have a computer that is
Speaker 4: so much significant, like I don't understand why.
Speaker 2: You why That's what Lilian keeps saying, just like.
Speaker 4: Well, just you personally, like a person that doesn't have
Speaker 4: a high end PC like you, I understand that they
Speaker 4: might be like I'll make that investment.
Speaker 2: It's it's you know what it is. It's the It's
Speaker 2: the same thing with the iPhones. It's it's the idea
Speaker 2: of the trying, oh this is the newest one, and
Speaker 2: I've broken free of that where even I've broken free
Speaker 2: of that where I'm like I don't really even care anymore.
Speaker 2: Like my iPhone, I have like a.
Speaker 4: Twelve thirteen, But if you're comparing it to that, then
Speaker 4: why are you considering any PSI pro I dont understand.
Speaker 2: Just honestly, simply for just getting another one, just like
Speaker 2: streaming a few times and use it as attack right off,
Speaker 2: I'm being honest, but I mean it's but also I
Speaker 2: can save the money as well. I'm probably not going
Speaker 2: to get it, depends what if there's some cool bundles.
Speaker 2: Hopefully there might be something if you're a collector. I
Speaker 2: understand that too.
Speaker 1: At the same time, YE like, I don't I like
Speaker 1: you hardware. I think obviously I'm on the show. I'm
Speaker 1: on a PlayStation show, so I'm gonna get it. Yeah,
Speaker 1: I also am in the market for another one because
Speaker 1: I want one for this office so I can stream it,
Speaker 1: because it's kind of annoying. I've been like playing a
Speaker 1: lot on PlayStation because I'm trying to plantin them stuff
Speaker 1: and it's just like I could be getting a lot
Speaker 1: more use out of this if.
Speaker 4: I could stream.
Speaker 1: It. Doesn't hurt that it's apparently gonna be but I'm
Speaker 1: sure it's gonna be better. I'm sure there's gonna be
Speaker 1: like a It's one of those things where it's like
Speaker 1: I don't know if that that video that they made
Speaker 1: just gonna buy it, and no, because it's like YouTube compression.
Speaker 1: Like I've seen games. We've all seen games like in
Speaker 1: trailers and then seen them running and you're like, what
Speaker 1: the fuck it looks so good running. And I'm sure
Speaker 1: that's going to be a situation too. It's like you're
Speaker 1: gonna see games like, oh wow, this looks really fucking
Speaker 1: great on base hardware, but there's no sexy way to
Speaker 1: show that off in a YouTube video. There's no real
Speaker 1: way that you have to see that, just like listen.
Speaker 1: But also here's the thing too, It's like seven hundred
Speaker 1: dollars is a lot, and I really I don't really
Speaker 1: see a good justification for that when you can just wait,
Speaker 1: if you're just like a normal player, I really don't
Speaker 1: see that.
Speaker 2: You have the console already.
Speaker 4: I don't think it's worth it. I don't think you're
Speaker 4: gonna need it. And also there's people like, if you
Speaker 4: really want to take advantage because people have large televisions now,
Speaker 4: they're not really getting all that they can. I think
Speaker 4: they really if they really want to, they need to
Speaker 4: switch to O D. They need it, they need to now,
Speaker 4: like if they it's too expensive though, So that's why
Speaker 4: most people don't have these big ass OLED TVs because
Speaker 4: they're thousands of dollars. But if you really want to
Speaker 4: get out of like so you have these machines that
Speaker 4: look phenomenal, but people are trying to play them on
Speaker 4: these big ass TVs, you're not really They're getting to
Speaker 4: a point where it's kind of like you have to.
Speaker 4: So it's probably I think it has to be. It
Speaker 4: depends on how much you spent.
Speaker 1: On the TV. TV has to be a LED television.
Speaker 4: If you have like you can know it was LED.
Speaker 4: But if it was really expensive, that's all I can say.
Speaker 4: If it was under if it was under a thousand dollars,
Speaker 4: thousand dollars, it's not it's not.
Speaker 1: No, there's no way.
Speaker 4: If if you have a big TV and a hundred
Speaker 4: thousand dollars, they lied to.
Speaker 1: You it was. It was definitely not our thoughts dollars.
Speaker 1: It's definitely more than a thought.
Speaker 4: Oh oh, you said it was more one thousand. So if
Speaker 4: if your TV is more than.
Speaker 1: That, don't remember because its pretty much everything. Would you
Speaker 1: think my TV is all LED? Your TV?
Speaker 4: I don't know.
Speaker 1: I don't know how big it is. I don't know
Speaker 1: what your TV how big as your TV sixty if
Speaker 1: it's sixties.
Speaker 4: If it's in the sixties seventies and it was over
Speaker 4: one thousand dollars, then probably because I bought a like
Speaker 4: mine is not O lead about a sixty five for
Speaker 4: like four hundred bucks, you.
Speaker 1: Know what I mean.
Speaker 4: Like if you're getting in the O lead though, that's
Speaker 4: easily fifteen hundred dollars or something, so like it's they're
Speaker 4: pretty expensive. Still once people switch over, I feel like
Speaker 4: people really get to truly experience, how like when you're
Speaker 4: seeing some stuff like shown back to you, like this
Speaker 4: looks so amazing, and then they're getting at a home
Speaker 4: and how come mine doesn't look like this? I'm like, well,
Speaker 4: you just kind of have to catch up a little bit.
Speaker 4: So I feel like, so it just needs to someone
Speaker 4: just needs to make the decision. And if you're gonna
Speaker 4: get a PS five pro, I hope you have a
Speaker 4: really good television too, so you can really take advantage
Speaker 4: of it. And also if not, maybe just wait for
Speaker 4: the PS six and by that time old Edge will
Speaker 4: be cheap, you know, So think about that.
Speaker 1: One thing I h one thing I will say is
Speaker 1: like the whole like dis drive thing. It's and people
Speaker 1: are like, I'm just gonna go to PC. It's like
Speaker 1: that has even fewer. Well, there's there's there's.
Speaker 4: Still have to buy a dis drive.
Speaker 1: Yeah, you still have to buy a Descriver or in
Speaker 1: all likelihood you're gonna go to Steam, yeah, which is
Speaker 1: all digit Like, I don't know, digital is the way
Speaker 1: things are going. Like you, They're still gonna make physical games.
Speaker 1: We still have CDs. Okay, so see physical games aren't
Speaker 1: going away. But everyone's dude, it's it's.
Speaker 2: No the the the digital the marketplace is gonna be.
Speaker 2: I think obviously we need to preserve physical media. We
Speaker 2: need to preserve physical media because right now I'm going
Speaker 2: through the thing where I had a bunch of games
Speaker 2: in my CS.
Speaker 4: I just can't get them anymore.
Speaker 2: Because I forgot to email it or something like that,
Speaker 2: or they shut down on the marketplace eventually, and those
Speaker 2: games was in the ether. That's money that spent that
Speaker 2: is just fucking floating around somewhere that no one can use.
Speaker 2: Just even if someone stole the account, it'd be better
Speaker 2: then the fact that.
Speaker 4: No one use them.
Speaker 1: That is frustrating.
Speaker 2: Yeah, So I think there's a point in buying a game.
Speaker 2: You have a physical copy of I think that is
Speaker 2: a respectable thing to do, but it is just not
Speaker 2: the future.
Speaker 4: It's not it's at this point it's clearly just for collecting.
Speaker 1: Yeah, for sure, it's clear to me.
Speaker 4: And I almost feel pressure based absolutely, but I feel less.
Speaker 1: I feel like I wish, I wish I I I
Speaker 1: wish I got a physical copy of Concord. That's probably
Speaker 1: gonna be worth it. Don't know how much people are
Speaker 1: charging for Concord physical right, and see, but that's exactly
Speaker 1: it took it off already, it's already gone two weeks later.
Speaker 4: Dude, that ship was fucking that was incredible. That's uh,
Speaker 4: it's gonna be one of those studied things, right like
Speaker 4: in like in economics that I think this is gonna
Speaker 4: be like it really was it really, that's it. Well,
Speaker 4: it was just such a it was just such a
Speaker 4: perfect storm of Shiit of like an unfortunate two because really,
Speaker 4: when you think about it, it shouldn't have died that
Speaker 4: quickly the way that it did. But then at the
Speaker 4: same time, the perfect storm of ship, You're like, oh,
Speaker 4: you understand why I died so quickly. See, that's what
Speaker 4: like you have to like that's why I like buying
Speaker 4: physical ship me. It's more for the aesthetics than preservation.
Speaker 4: But that is cool as fuck. If you happen to
Speaker 4: be one of those people that body you're like, oh shit.
Speaker 1: If you want to complete PS. Five collection, that's gonna
Speaker 1: be a that's that's gonna be one. Yeah, you know,
Speaker 1: so like I like that nuts.
Speaker 4: When I look at you know, everybody here, when you
Speaker 4: look at your collection, you're like nice. Like when you
Speaker 4: just see your stuff lined up, you're like nice. And
Speaker 4: so that's the only reason.
Speaker 1: One of it's nice.
Speaker 2: Yeah here for me, like I read comics online, but
Speaker 2: I do love like I always eventually buy my trade
Speaker 2: paperback of my comics.
Speaker 4: Yeah, my fucking my my, uh yeah, oh my god.
Speaker 4: When when the when the series is whit they call
Speaker 4: it trades. Yeah, Like I don't know why my brain.
Speaker 6: Is like an omnibus or something like yeah, but yeah,
Speaker 6: but whatever, it's that she looks dope, it's all lined up.
Speaker 2: That is the one feature I have in my house.
Speaker 2: I have that, Like I don't none of my house
Speaker 2: is mine. It's the girl's house, the girl's house, And
Speaker 2: I'm like, you go to recording, you see like a
Speaker 2: d and d Ship and minis and the comic books,
Speaker 2: and I'm like, this is all I got? Is this
Speaker 2: me and you guys alone? Yeah right, it's a flowers
Speaker 2: and she fucking pumpkin affiede the house.
Speaker 1: Yeah, you're makes me so upset. It sucks you don't
Speaker 1: have any test and say something. Fus.
Speaker 2: I gave him away for fucking happiness.
Speaker 1: So it's whatever I want, you know, I mean, it
Speaker 1: must be nice, bro.
Speaker 4: The collective split is crazy.
Speaker 1: The collection thing. Yeah, I'm kind of like because when
Speaker 1: I go home and I see like the my game
Speaker 1: collection because I left all of them at home, like
Speaker 1: at least all the boxes.
Speaker 4: Because I'm just like, it's kind of tedious to when.
Speaker 1: I first moved, when I moved from like Yonkers to
Speaker 1: Upstate and I had to pack all my games. I no,
Speaker 1: I just remember being like this is really tedious, and
Speaker 1: this is like the bulk of the packing is like
Speaker 1: getting all this shiit square. I was like, I'm good.
Speaker 1: So when I came here, I was like, I'm leaving this.
Speaker 1: I'm leaving this and shrine in my house safe here.
Speaker 1: Yeah it's fine, but I thought about that. I thought
Speaker 1: about going through like just as like a hobby just
Speaker 1: to do something, almost like in the way that people
Speaker 1: paint Warhammer mitties. I thought about like trying to for
Speaker 1: all the games that I have on Steam and all
Speaker 1: the digital games that I have on PlayStation, all the
Speaker 1: digital games that I have an Xbox, almost like maybe
Speaker 1: like buying a bunch of empty cases and like printing
Speaker 1: the art and like doing shit just to build like
Speaker 1: you know what I mean.
Speaker 4: Like build like a custome. Well, I wasn't gonna burn.
Speaker 1: It's more about the boxes having like like a show,
Speaker 1: because even I just forget do I have that? Like
Speaker 1: even I'm like, do I own this? Because I'm on everything, Bro,
Speaker 1: can you do that? I'm sure maybe most computers don't
Speaker 1: have discrives, but just the thing is that, like I
Speaker 1: don't think I have one. I just don't.
Speaker 4: I actually agree with him where I'm more I'm more
Speaker 4: concerned about the box the case, oh for sure, because
Speaker 4: I have I have like all the fucking games digitally.
Speaker 1: Dude.
Speaker 4: I even thought I thought, I was like, did I
Speaker 4: let somebody borrow my Assassin's Creed Odyssey. I was thinking
Speaker 4: for a long time, and then when I finally pick
Speaker 4: plugged in my PS four like, oh no, it's digital.
Speaker 4: I just forgot I thought I had it because for me,
Speaker 4: it's like and I was like, oh, I think I
Speaker 4: would have bought physical because to me, I like, I
Speaker 4: like the case, right, but I kind of don't like
Speaker 4: the fact that I have. I'm married to the disc.
Speaker 1: And then I got to make sure the disc is
Speaker 1: is okay and the disc doesn't degrade, and then I
Speaker 1: can I could lose the disc and then I have Oh,
Speaker 1: if I want to play it, I have to go
Speaker 1: up and like fucking you know what I mean, It's
Speaker 1: so convenient to just start ship up.
Speaker 4: But I do miss the case, you know. I mean,
Speaker 4: I'm like, maybe I'll just buy a.
Speaker 1: Bunch of cases and maybe like I don't print out
Speaker 1: since I don't know, I'm curious.
Speaker 2: I'm very weird as I'm also I'm in the middle
Speaker 2: because I have like physical media is so important to
Speaker 2: me because I feel like physical media is what truly
Speaker 2: helped me get into the mediums I love, you know,
Speaker 2: like everything I really enjoyed.
Speaker 1: I got you were gonna throw a gun at me
Speaker 1: or something that throw too quickly, but it shoots after
Speaker 1: it makes contact. That is that's like a porter that
Speaker 1: was a gun, that shot gun gun. It's so stupid.
Speaker 2: I don't know, like it's so important to have physical media.
Speaker 2: I just I don't because I don't think I would
Speaker 2: have gotten anything.
Speaker 4: I was not wrong, man, I would only I would
Speaker 4: never write.
Speaker 2: But I definitely wish that if I just it was
Speaker 2: all digital, because I would have been so much like
Speaker 2: I wish I kept more of my physical media.
Speaker 4: For sure, I was going to.
Speaker 1: Keep it going physical media.
Speaker 4: Two games I sold, like I had a fifty and
Speaker 4: I sold them. I want to pay the bills. It was,
Speaker 4: you know, I quit some job. So then I was
Speaker 4: just like to be real, but it sucks. That's good
Speaker 4: that ship. I was like, I can't believe it because
Speaker 4: there's some games that like I'm not gonna find these again.
Speaker 4: Like it was one of those things where it's like, Okay,
Speaker 4: I can find a RESONU belfour, I can find like
Speaker 4: the big games, but like there's like oh, Dracking Guard,
Speaker 4: Like I'm not gonna find that, dude, I'm not gonna.
Speaker 2: Find Like there's something that makes me so sad. I
Speaker 2: know that game is probably worth mad money right now.
Speaker 4: It's like, well there you go, deaf jam I wish
Speaker 4: I still had that fire for New York.
Speaker 1: You know, I know I can.
Speaker 4: Back to have you heard that?
Speaker 2: You saw that? El like what the I was.
Speaker 4: Like, yes, people understand how fucking dope this game is.
Speaker 2: And because that's fucking good.
Speaker 1: It's not a good strategic game, but like it is,
Speaker 1: just that's a good.
Speaker 2: Sloop dog tap dancing on someone's back and the doing
Speaker 2: a backflip is one of my favorite moments in video
Speaker 2: games perpetually.
Speaker 1: I just, man, I I can't fucking believe Deaf jam Icon,
Speaker 1: the third one that was I don't even remember the
Speaker 1: third one.
Speaker 2: It's the biggest pilot ship.
Speaker 4: I so I stole that game from Amazon right when
Speaker 4: I worked at Amazon, because you know, fuck Jeff Bezos, Like,
Speaker 4: but hey, also shout out to Amazon.
Speaker 1: They gave me.
Speaker 4: They gave me a refund for something that was well
Speaker 4: outside of the refund thing. I called them and I
Speaker 4: was like, yo, because I I was telling you guys,
Speaker 4: I I fun give them the money.
Speaker 1: We'll exactly.
Speaker 4: I got lazy and I bought I just I was like,
Speaker 4: I'm gonna buy this PC from cyber Park is a
Speaker 4: really good deal and something's wrong with it, and we
Speaker 4: can't figure out what it is. I thought it was
Speaker 4: the motherboard swapped it out. Wasn't the motherboard. And I
Speaker 4: was like, hey, you guys want to try to swap
Speaker 4: anything else out. But they're like, oh, well, the only
Speaker 4: problem would probably be the motherboard, so I don't see
Speaker 4: a reason to swap anything else out. And I'm like, well,
Speaker 4: you want to just try anyway, you know, like you
Speaker 4: know what. He's like, it'll be hard to get it approved.
Speaker 4: They're like, I can't think I can give you another
Speaker 4: army and I'm like, wait, just fucking but I couldn't
Speaker 4: figure out what it was. I was saying, could you
Speaker 4: just swap out the fucking processor or something? Because I
Speaker 4: swapped out the graphics card I put in my thirty
Speaker 4: sixty and it was still doing the same problems. They
Speaker 4: swapped up the motherboard, So I'm like, what the fuck's
Speaker 4: the problem? Anyway, Long story short, I just called Amazon.
Speaker 4: I was like, yeah, you just take this thing back.
Speaker 2: I don't want any more computer.
Speaker 4: Yeah, And first I was kind of was like no,
Speaker 4: because you know, fucking Ashley, but her real name is
Speaker 4: san Deep. She fucking answered, and I was like, fuck, like,
Speaker 4: she's not gonna give a fuck enough to help me.
Speaker 4: She's just trying to get by, you know. But then
Speaker 4: she actually was like, hold up, I got you, and
Speaker 4: so shout out her not shadowt fucking Amazon.
Speaker 1: Dude, shout out people making people's days better, man.
Speaker 4: Yeah, shout out like she literally didn't really have to
Speaker 4: help me because my ship was totally out of warranty.
Speaker 1: Yeah, He's like, I got my twenty eight I and
Speaker 1: it was fucked out of the box. I was like,
Speaker 1: you gotta be kidding. Such an expensive card of the
Speaker 1: time too.
Speaker 4: That's all I'm like, Damn, man, I can't fuck it.
Speaker 2: I'm never again fuck graphics cards and how much they
Speaker 2: fucking costs.
Speaker 4: Man, It's insane.
Speaker 1: It's honestly the main reason why. Like I just kind
Speaker 1: of I see you just kind of like fuck it. Yeah,
Speaker 1: I'm just like whatever, my PC is strong enough for
Speaker 1: what it is.
Speaker 4: I'm gonna whatever now that I'm going back to me
Speaker 4: to change and change it. Until then, fucking.
Speaker 2: Let it ride.
Speaker 1: I'm gonna I'm gonna wait so long before I changed.
Speaker 1: I have to change it thirty eighty right now. I
Speaker 1: think I should be fine for like thirty eighty. You
Speaker 1: are fine.
Speaker 4: I have a thirty sixty, which is actually fine too.
Speaker 4: Like I was, I was running Wukong and at very
Speaker 4: high and it was actually okay. Yeah, I couldn't put
Speaker 4: Space Marine. Looks crazy on that that game, dude, on
Speaker 4: my PC. It looks like a fucking movie's happening. Yeah,
Speaker 4: it's insane. I'm a little sad. I'm a little sad.
Speaker 4: Built upgrade and monitor. And then I had the forty seventy.
Speaker 4: I was like, actually, compared to the thirty sixty, I
Speaker 4: was like, oh wow, so I'm a little sad. So
Speaker 4: I think I'm gonna just return the PC, get my
Speaker 4: money back, and I will just buy it just one
Speaker 4: card and then leave it for because everything else is fine.
Speaker 4: It was just I just wanted to have. I was
Speaker 4: giving that PC to Jojo, like here you go, you
Speaker 4: can finally stop. He's in your gay little laptop, you know.
Speaker 4: And then uh, now I feel bad because I'm like,
Speaker 4: that's sorry to my ship back I gave.
Speaker 2: I gave Lily's cousin my computer because he's like he
Speaker 2: scause he's he's actually a cybersecurity so he at for
Speaker 2: his job. He genuinely needs a computer. Yeah, And I
Speaker 2: was like I might as well get a new one.
Speaker 2: So I got mine, and then we started doing a
Speaker 2: show in person and I'm like, well, I can open
Speaker 2: Balder's gay three four times on this I guess that's cool,
Speaker 2: but I don't even use it enough because I don't
Speaker 2: know if PC game. I haven't connected the PC gaming
Speaker 2: the way I like people have you. I just don't
Speaker 2: have that connection with it yet. I'm like, I like it.
Speaker 9: I don't have yeah, because because I get the because
Speaker 9: I get the fucking I get to turn fucking I
Speaker 9: just turned Lee into a fucking, lactating, fucking woman with
Speaker 9: three dicks.
Speaker 2: You know, that's hilarious to see that being played. But
Speaker 2: like the dumb ship I do.
Speaker 4: After I beat the games, it's just like it's and
Speaker 4: then the stupid tiktoks always draw me back in this
Speaker 4: ship because then I'll see things. I keep seeing people
Speaker 4: do the crazy shit in Mercenaries and Reson before, and
Speaker 4: I'm like, like, the the modding and Mercenary, it's next level,
Speaker 4: the dumbest fucking shit I've ever seen people modding in
Speaker 4: like everything attacking them at once, and ship like just
Speaker 4: things that.
Speaker 1: Should like I play.
Speaker 2: I played Mercenaries last night. I play mercenaries all the
Speaker 2: time because every time I get mad, I'm like, I'm
Speaker 2: gonna go beat up conquerors, and I go and I
Speaker 2: beat Spanish people. I want to make them black somehow.
Speaker 2: I want to make them.
Speaker 4: Black, black and Spanish.
Speaker 1: Yeah, like beating up my uncles really cool. Yeah.
Speaker 4: The Piece, yeah, I don't know. I don't have I
Speaker 4: don't have that connection to it yet.
Speaker 1: Man.
Speaker 2: I try, I really try to, like, because I have
Speaker 2: fun playing Piece of games. I'm not like somebody's like
Speaker 2: I don't want to play them, but like I've only
Speaker 2: fallen in love with maybe three games on PC really like,
Speaker 2: like I really want to play this all the time.
Speaker 2: I'd rather just go play console. It's going to get
Speaker 2: I think.
Speaker 1: The thing for me is like it's it's simple and
Speaker 1: it works more often than it doesn't. Like there's like
Speaker 1: a lot of times that I want to play a
Speaker 1: game and I'm just like there's like some fucking I
Speaker 1: gotta update the drivers, and then I'm immediately pulled out
Speaker 1: of the mood of even wanting to play play it
Speaker 1: in the first place. Stuff like that.
Speaker 4: This is my.
Speaker 1: Office, Like I just work in here, so it's just
Speaker 1: kind of like I kind of want to be in
Speaker 1: my living room and chill. And I got that. There's way,
Speaker 1: I know you can set up a PC in the
Speaker 1: living room, and I get it, like it's kind of inelegant,
Speaker 1: you know.
Speaker 4: No, I know how a lot of people working on
Speaker 4: your rig they also don't want to relax on their
Speaker 4: rig too.
Speaker 1: I get it.
Speaker 4: That is some things that I've thought about that ship myself.
Speaker 4: And I actually felt nice using the steam deck on
Speaker 4: the couch and yeah, and fucking up things.
Speaker 1: We praised that thing, so it's cool. Ash, Yeah, I haven't.
Speaker 1: We haven't followed up with you. Yeah, I haven't it.
Speaker 4: I've just been so I haven't done anything special to it.
Speaker 4: But I've just been like playing some casually like I was.
Speaker 1: I've been.
Speaker 4: I'm obsessed with the NBC two right now. I'm just
Speaker 4: I feel like I'm going insane because I'm like, oh no,
Speaker 4: I'm watching hours of content and playing and so I
Speaker 4: look like an insane person that if you look on
Speaker 4: this computer screen or you look on the television, it's
Speaker 4: just like this crazy ship. And then I'm money, So
Speaker 4: I look like a crazy person.
Speaker 6: I was like, oh no, I gotta looking up a guy.
Speaker 6: I'll play.
Speaker 2: I've definitely done that looking up a guy I'm playing
Speaker 2: the game at the same time.
Speaker 1: I did that for I did it for like some
Speaker 1: of the MASSIVECT trophies because I Platinum too.
Speaker 2: Oh that's dope.
Speaker 1: Nice. Yeah, that was the one that I was like,
Speaker 1: if I'm gonna plant them any of these, it's too
Speaker 1: for sure. Three.
Speaker 4: Also, who smashed? Who's smashing?
Speaker 1: Two?
Speaker 4: Oh, Jacob. I don't think I did it.
Speaker 1: I don't think. I think I just kept going because
Speaker 1: I did started something with Lea in the first game,
Speaker 1: and I was like, I guess you didn't smash. She's
Speaker 1: fine with it, bro.
Speaker 4: I just didn't care like I was.
Speaker 2: I was.
Speaker 1: I was so this time, Like the first the first
Speaker 1: time I played Bassa, I was an asshole and I
Speaker 1: would I would, I was. I was trying as much
Speaker 1: shit as possible. But this time I was like, I
Speaker 1: actually was like I've got a word like I was like,
Speaker 1: I was really so into it.
Speaker 2: I was like, cold, but you really are beat him?
Speaker 2: You were like, I'm gonna, I really ycause there's there's
Speaker 2: more things happening.
Speaker 1: Because I've played that way so many times, you know,
Speaker 1: I've I've done the mass effect, like sweat run I
Speaker 1: felt this time.
Speaker 4: I was like, war, if my peepe don't get touched, bro,
Speaker 4: I'll be too distracted.
Speaker 1: I lost Jack's loyalty though, how because I didn't have
Speaker 1: enough paragon points or renegade points to like settle an
Speaker 1: argument between her and Miranda.
Speaker 4: Oh so you so you guys all right? So I
Speaker 4: was like fuck, oh because you had a side with somebody.
Speaker 1: Yeah, And so I was just like that I cheated
Speaker 1: at that point because I was like, I'm so far
Speaker 1: into this game. I want a platinum it. How can
Speaker 1: I avoid her dying? And so I looked it up.
Speaker 1: There is there are ways.
Speaker 4: Oh yeah, you have, like say, have somebody escort you
Speaker 4: ba't really can't.
Speaker 1: You can't put her in charge of anything basically, right
Speaker 1: is basically what boys down because she'll die.
Speaker 4: She's just did you ever did you have the problem?
Speaker 4: I don't know, maybe because maybe they fixed it, because
Speaker 4: it was definitely a bug and like say specifically Mordan
Speaker 4: would just die like he would just it would just
Speaker 4: be like, oh, some of the people didn't make it.
Speaker 4: And when it would cut to that part when it's
Speaker 4: the end, you know, when you're running back and then
Speaker 4: things are exploding some of the people that make it,
Speaker 4: and it'll just show more than dead and you're like,
Speaker 4: I have loyalty, there was no reason, but he'll just
Speaker 4: die for no reason.
Speaker 6: I mean I didn't have I didn't run into that problem,
Speaker 6: so they must have fixed it. But this was a
Speaker 6: problem back in the day. So you'd have to run
Speaker 6: your suicide mission again because he would just sometimes randomly that.
Speaker 2: People could die. The mission was crazy and it was like, Oh,
Speaker 2: people aren't supposed to die here. I was so confused.
Speaker 2: I was like, people die like sometimes. I lost like
Speaker 2: four characters, and I'm like, what.
Speaker 4: Dude, you can, like, if you can't lose, you can
Speaker 4: lose everybody. You can actually even die a shepherd. Yeah yeah,
Speaker 4: and then there's just no mass. Yeah, so you can.
Speaker 4: I thought it was built for you to dude.
Speaker 1: If you it's an Easter Egg death essentially. Dude, if
Speaker 1: you I'm not even exaggerating. If if you play that
Speaker 1: game with the goal of fucking up the suicide run,
Speaker 1: the suicide run is hilarious.
Speaker 4: It's those people falling left and right, they're dead, you
Speaker 4: get laid, the ship gets lasered, and people ship falling
Speaker 4: on people instantly it's fucking hilarious. It is why they
Speaker 4: don't upgrade your ship, don't do any loyalty missions.
Speaker 2: What we don't even have characters, don't even have some
Speaker 2: of the characters. Yeah, so you can don't even have Zaid,
Speaker 2: you won't have a freak.
Speaker 4: Yeah so you so basically everyone that's that.
Speaker 1: I don't know about Consumian Zaid because they're not in
Speaker 1: base mass of two. I don't remember if there's a
Speaker 1: way to fuck them.
Speaker 4: Up, but they probably. I think there is a way.
Speaker 4: I think they all. I think they die on the
Speaker 4: ship before you land, and if you don't upgrade your ship,
Speaker 4: and then it just explodes or something, and then so everybody,
Speaker 4: everybody dies, and then Shepherd doesn't make the jump when
Speaker 4: you're supposed to make the job.
Speaker 1: He makes the jump, and then they're getting shot at
Speaker 1: and there's something and then he falls and tells Joker,
Speaker 1: please tell everybody.
Speaker 2: Yeah, something like and then it ends, and then.
Speaker 1: The game ends as if as if three you're gonna
Speaker 1: play his Joker's kind of how that game ends, like Jokers.
Speaker 4: Like looking at the like looking out. So it's like
Speaker 4: a little cool little thing. Just like in the third one,
Speaker 4: you can fuck up. If you know how, you have
Speaker 4: the choices, right, Yeah, so you can not choose anything
Speaker 4: by shooting at the little catalyst kid?
Speaker 1: Wait what Yeah?
Speaker 4: So shoot, I would have done that. Yeah that was.
Speaker 1: How did you not organically try it? That kid?
Speaker 2: I hated that thing because I was like, oh, let's.
Speaker 4: It's that kid.
Speaker 1: From the beginning. I was like, I can't believe they
Speaker 1: did this. They ruined my experience.
Speaker 4: I'm like, it's like Contact, that's a stupid movie, Like
Speaker 4: I'm gonna project ship that you know, onto you. And
Speaker 4: it was almost like that in a way that I'm
Speaker 4: going to project this stupid kid that's been plaguing you
Speaker 4: as censily and I'm like, fuck this. So I shot
Speaker 4: at the Candy's like fuck he says far and like
Speaker 4: it gets all like distorted, and then they destroy everything
Speaker 4: and then there's like a like a little I watch it,
Speaker 4: go do it, go do it. Just watch it, watch it.
Speaker 4: You don't have to play it.
Speaker 2: I'm not going to play that whole seventy five hour
Speaker 2: game again. No, just watch it on YouTube. It's fucking wild.
Speaker 2: Like I'll do it and I'll report back.
Speaker 1: Yeah it was.
Speaker 4: I'm fifteen hours in already, I go.
Speaker 2: Because I was like, oh, I've come so far, might
Speaker 2: as well save the universe. That's why I was.
Speaker 4: I was like, I might as well save the universe.
Speaker 4: I mean at the end, I might as Like.
Speaker 2: The idea of that is like doing all the ship
Speaker 2: getting so high Paragon and being like.
Speaker 6: No, no, I gotta know something.
Speaker 1: Long yeah.
Speaker 4: With so Legions Loyalty mission, what did you do with
Speaker 4: the Heretics?
Speaker 1: Do you remember? Oh?
Speaker 4: I so you can keep them alive. I think I
Speaker 4: rewrote them. Well kill them if you want the best
Speaker 4: ending in three for that arc. Yes, I don't care
Speaker 4: about Legion at all, to be honest with you, But okay, okay,
Speaker 4: if you don't, okay, that's fair. If you don't care
Speaker 4: about Legion, then I guess the If you don't know,
Speaker 4: did you ever complete three? I beat it once. I
Speaker 4: really remember.
Speaker 1: Legions still fucking death with the flashlight heads.
Speaker 2: Oh yeah.
Speaker 4: Other you have to in his Loyalty mission, you have
Speaker 4: a choice on yes, say you reprogrammed the Heretics or
Speaker 4: you destroy them, and your choice significantly affects Legion's arc
Speaker 4: in the third game like but not just Legion like,
Speaker 4: and that's why it's so significant. It effects it well,
Speaker 4: it is so, it is so it is such a
Speaker 4: brilliant thing that they did in the game that I
Speaker 4: actually the first time I played Mass Effect too, so
Speaker 4: I made the mistake of thinking, well, yeah, I'm not
Speaker 4: a heartless I don't want to destroy all these people.
Speaker 4: But then it significantly if you're a fan of Legion.
Speaker 4: I don't want to say anymore because since you don't remember,
Speaker 4: I want you to be surprised. Yeah, yeah, I'll look
Speaker 4: forward to it.
Speaker 1: Yeah, it's because I really remember so little, like as
Speaker 1: I'm going through. But I also don't know if it's
Speaker 1: just because because I felt the same way about two
Speaker 1: for the first ten hours, because I was like, who
Speaker 1: the fuck is consuming really weird? So I don't know
Speaker 1: if that's kind of what's happened? Was there?
Speaker 4: DLC like that? That the only thing though, you would
Speaker 4: be like, so you'd be like, who the fuck's Javic?
Speaker 4: Have you met Javiac yet? Because you can do that
Speaker 4: almost immediately Javoc Okay, wait, no, no, no, that sounds familiar.
Speaker 4: He's the Jamaican alien, the Prothian. Oh oh yeah, yeah already.
Speaker 4: Oh yeah, so that's see. I thought that's how you
Speaker 4: would have been because he was DLC way later. So
Speaker 4: then oh wow, So it was really stupid because they
Speaker 4: I remember.
Speaker 1: Being like, I don't remember this, but I also don't
Speaker 1: remember a lot of what came before.
Speaker 4: I have very little, Like.
Speaker 1: Two was the one that I was really obsessed with,
Speaker 1: and then three I polished it off. I looked at
Speaker 1: my my achievements from like back on the three sixty
Speaker 1: to just to see like how long was I fucking
Speaker 1: with Massive Fact three? And it was like I started
Speaker 1: it in like August and then I finished it in
Speaker 1: like March of the next year, and I was definitely
Speaker 1: not playing thoroughly.
Speaker 4: Yeah, I was like bouncing in and out. So I
Speaker 4: have like a very fragmented memory of three.
Speaker 1: Interesting. Yeah, so it's just kind of new to me again.
Speaker 4: And one of the reasons why people are so upset
Speaker 4: about that game too because of how vanilla it was
Speaker 4: where Javic okay, not significant, but also it would be
Speaker 4: nice if he was in the game from the beginning,
Speaker 4: just because like, okay, he's a fucking prothean. And then
Speaker 4: there's the Leviathan DLC, which explains where the Reapers came from.
Speaker 4: So imagine that's what I'm doing now, that's fucking game
Speaker 4: and you never knew what the reapers were. Yeah, so
Speaker 4: it's it's stupid. I'm like, bro, that was vanilla. That's
Speaker 4: why a lot of people are like, I didn't learn
Speaker 4: anything in this game. And then I saw there was
Speaker 4: no fucking fruit, you know. They added that that extended
Speaker 4: thing when you you know, at the end of the
Speaker 4: free DLC. Yeah, so it was just like people are like, Yeah,
Speaker 4: people are like, what the fuck is this?
Speaker 1: They were say, the Citadel DLC? So is that is
Speaker 1: that like retroactive DLC? Yeah, and so that was the
Speaker 1: last DLC they released it.
Speaker 2: They released it.
Speaker 4: They released it in two parts and it is or
Speaker 4: at least you had to download in two parts or something.
Speaker 1: Yeah, whatever. It It was just.
Speaker 4: Like, you know, because it was cool that you can
Speaker 4: beat it just before you do like the main mission
Speaker 4: or something, because you're just getting short leave, right and
Speaker 4: uh have you had You're not far enough to do
Speaker 4: it yet, right has uh has have they have? They
Speaker 4: said that you you've earned short leave?
Speaker 1: Because that's basically no, I uh I'm doing right now?
Speaker 4: What the fuck am I doing?
Speaker 1: I'm in the middle of this Leviathan that I found
Speaker 1: jazz already. Yeah, I mean I'm fifteen hours and like
Speaker 1: I'm not like, yeah, it's not like the very beginning,
Speaker 1: but I don't think it's necessarily superent.
Speaker 4: Right now, who's the white who's the who's the old
Speaker 4: white guy? I forget his name, Not Anderson, because there's
Speaker 4: Admiral Anderson. Huha, No, he's the just the the admiral
Speaker 4: guys whatever. It's the guy that that's above he he
Speaker 4: gives you what. He's been there since the beginning. I
Speaker 4: just can't remember his name right old white.
Speaker 1: Guy doesn't even sound familiar the way doesn't the whole,
Speaker 1: but he's the he's the one that like he'll you'll
Speaker 1: you normally you'll hear his voice.
Speaker 2: Hacket. There you go.
Speaker 1: So Hackett gives you guys shot leave and that's how
Speaker 1: you can activate the Citadel DLC, which is like, so
Speaker 1: that's just yeah, I'm trying to I'm at a choice.
Speaker 1: I'm right now, I'm at a choice that I remember,
Speaker 1: which is like more than in the whole genopage thing.
Speaker 1: Now I'm like, okay, so I remember this. So now
Speaker 1: I'm gonna try and polish off everything that I don't recognize.
Speaker 1: Before I go and do this, because this feels significant
Speaker 1: interesting the aliens. The genofage is the virus that affects
Speaker 1: the Krogan.
Speaker 4: Yeah, that makes it almost impossible. It makes them like
Speaker 4: mega infernal. I'm wondering, what did you do in the
Speaker 4: second one for like Morgan's loyalty mission affects how that
Speaker 4: that plays out.
Speaker 1: It's so cool how they were all even just like
Speaker 1: running running through like the Grissom Academy and like seeing, uh,
Speaker 1: that guy that you saved in Overlord.
Speaker 4: Yeah this is and they played the music again too
Speaker 4: until kind of if you remember, like this overload music,
Speaker 4: and I'm.
Speaker 1: Like that was disturbed. The ending of the Overload deal
Speaker 1: is really fucking disturbing. Like actually it was actually like
Speaker 1: one of the I remember being like this is crazy.
Speaker 1: I kind of wanted to just put him down, said
Speaker 1: I saved him. I was figured, I figured this is
Speaker 1: going to play into something, right, and it did. I
Speaker 1: was like, oh shit, this is sick. But so uh
Speaker 1: what I did for Morton's thing and.
Speaker 4: Yeah, like say yeah, because there's the there's the information. Yeah,
Speaker 4: so I told him to.
Speaker 1: I think the save it in case because I remember,
Speaker 1: because this is just something that I've always felt just
Speaker 1: like better to have it and not need it, and
Speaker 1: then Shepherd says that verbad him. I was like, perfect,
Speaker 1: it's exactly. I've never felt one to one with the
Speaker 1: guy cool Shepherd. God fucking damn it. I want to
Speaker 1: be you Shepherd so bad. But I don't remember how,
Speaker 1: Like I really I have no memory of like how
Speaker 1: my initial play through a Master Factory went. Like it's
Speaker 1: all like like Men in Black from me, Like I
Speaker 1: don't remember anything. Yeah, it's just kind of cool.
Speaker 4: It makes me want to play, and you keep talking
Speaker 4: about it, and then I'm like, god, damn it, Iosia.
Speaker 1: I'm one hundred hours into the collection. Yeah, like I
Speaker 1: put like one hundred and five hours into like the
Speaker 1: legendary edition, and I'm midway through three or something.
Speaker 4: It's just giving me the bug because it's been because
Speaker 4: I you know, the last time I played I played
Speaker 4: one during the Pandemic when it came out, and then
Speaker 4: I played just the intro to too, because I just
Speaker 4: wanted to feel it. And then that's it, because of
Speaker 4: course I.
Speaker 2: Played the funk out of two. When I started playing
Speaker 2: two the second time, I just couldn't put it down.
Speaker 1: Yeah, I just use a mega playable game.
Speaker 4: I really just like some of the missions, and it's
Speaker 4: some of them like the the main in three is
Speaker 4: the only game that were the main quest or actually
Speaker 4: good because the main ones like the suicide missions dope,
Speaker 4: don't get me wrong, right, but like in a lot
Speaker 4: of the main missions are kind of like all right,
Speaker 4: and you like doing a lot of side ship, you
Speaker 4: like doing all the loyal missions in two three, Like
Speaker 4: my favorite point is being on Leara's planet, and uh
Speaker 4: in three, like that mission is fucking I don't think you've.
Speaker 1: Hit it yet.
Speaker 4: No, no, no, but that mission, to me, it just the feeling.
Speaker 4: It's like it's a feeling that you haven't really felt
Speaker 4: in that game yet, maybe the intro of two, but
Speaker 4: like it's just like this despair and there's something about
Speaker 4: it that is so.
Speaker 1: I'm like, damn, your dad threatened me. Also, oh yeah,
Speaker 1: in the bar, I was like, I was like, like
Speaker 1: you have like a paragon option.
Speaker 4: I was like, I'm not gonna hit you in front
Speaker 4: of your daughter, but like.
Speaker 2: You're a fucking did I hit him?
Speaker 1: You didn't hit him? Now I have a ward to win.
Speaker 2: Did you did you hit your doesn't work and your
Speaker 2: anger is like, I gotta see I'm playing who I
Speaker 2: wish I was?
Speaker 1: Did you would not get sidetracked? Did you hit the reporter?
Speaker 1: I don't even think I've found her yet in all
Speaker 1: the games. Actually, are you serious?
Speaker 4: I have not talked to.
Speaker 1: This person once.
Speaker 2: She likes she's so Chris.
Speaker 1: She's not joking name.
Speaker 2: In the first game, when you're in this and she's like, hey,
Speaker 2: can I talk to you for a second, She's.
Speaker 1: Fucking trying to get your attention, You're.
Speaker 4: Like, no, Commander Shepherd. You're like, I have a warn
Speaker 4: to winning.
Speaker 1: I remember, I remember it now. In the first one,
Speaker 1: I did like I I just told her. I was like,
Speaker 1: I'm sick of these So you didn't even I was
Speaker 1: a paragon, and yeah I was. I was like, these
Speaker 1: people are holding me the fu back FU these people.
Speaker 1: But then after that, I haven't engaged with her at all.
Speaker 4: Okay, she calls there, You're like, shut up. I knock
Speaker 4: her out every time I disingenuination. It's funny because she
Speaker 4: I think the third one, she actually misses one of
Speaker 4: your punches. She actually slips one of them before you
Speaker 4: hit her. It's fucking amazing because she's like, oh, I'm ready,
Speaker 4: I've been snocked out in two prior games, and then
Speaker 4: so she slips one and then you'd like get her
Speaker 4: the second time.
Speaker 1: It's so funny, especially if you're male ship.
Speaker 6: You're just punch the ships like the future baby.
Speaker 1: You could still have a paragon reading by the end,
Speaker 1: do everything right, but punches women. You're fine, You're going
Speaker 1: to Heaven's hard mouth. Yeah.
Speaker 2: No, I thought Sarah was such a cool bad guy.
Speaker 3: Man.
Speaker 1: I thought Sara was like the lamest one really, like
Speaker 1: he's just like, I don't know, it's you expectively retro
Speaker 1: retroact because I played bad like one last so seeing Sarah,
Speaker 1: it's like you're just a turnin, all right. It's just
Speaker 1: kind of like he's so even in comparison to some
Speaker 1: of the sides that even just like a rack night
Speaker 1: queen or something. It's just like, all right, Saren, And
Speaker 1: I thought Sam was cool as fun. Yeah, he's fine.
Speaker 4: I'm just remembering more and more of the some parts
Speaker 4: of the three that I'm like, damn that game fucking.
Speaker 1: There's parts that I like it so far. It's really good.
Speaker 4: There are missions that you haven't hit yet that I'm
Speaker 4: waiting for you to hit because like I'm just remembering
Speaker 4: these key moments where I'm like, this was so like
Speaker 4: grandiose to me, Like I'm thinking of some ship that
Speaker 4: I don't want to like say it because even if
Speaker 4: you remember some of it, it won't feel.
Speaker 1: As good as you just experiencing it again. Yeah.
Speaker 4: Yeah, So I'm like, you know when you when you
Speaker 4: beat it again, we gotta come back. And I think
Speaker 4: I really think it'll be a while.
Speaker 2: It is.
Speaker 1: It is the.
Speaker 2: Mountain rush More of RPG characters is that game Dragon
Speaker 2: Age three?
Speaker 1: Yeah, but by where fucked up?
Speaker 2: Those three games doing too well the Pinnacle character like
Speaker 2: Cat Companions being like really cool characters and having depth.
Speaker 2: Those three games just do it better than anything supposed to.
Speaker 2: The fun, the people you are around, that's a plus.
Speaker 1: It's really yeah, like and even like the nitpicks that
Speaker 1: I have about it, it's really more for like UI stuff. Yeah,
Speaker 1: Like it's just like because it is a little bit
Speaker 1: it was.
Speaker 2: Now, but those same games were just uprights to what
Speaker 2: game standards are now, they'd be like perfect games.
Speaker 4: I wish that they would do like the Last of Us,
Speaker 4: like they just keep sucking.
Speaker 2: They just keep the game eight times, you're like, wow,
Speaker 2: it's better. Every time I got to buy your house.
Speaker 2: There's like eight copies of the game.
Speaker 1: To cond I would do it too. I'm shameless in
Speaker 1: that way. I would.
Speaker 2: I would buy these fucking remastered.
Speaker 4: But I don't do that. Man, I wish I did.
Speaker 1: I don't do it. For a while, you wish you did? Did?
Speaker 4: I wish I could do it?
Speaker 2: But I'm like, I mean you, but you at least
Speaker 2: own Skyrim for every console, right, i'n SKYM for Switch.
Speaker 1: I know you don't know it's yours. I do, and
Speaker 1: you have it.
Speaker 2: Oh, I've been giving it so long, I haven't. I
Speaker 2: thought it was.
Speaker 4: I thought it was that when has something so long
Speaker 4: they think it's.
Speaker 1: There, you can keep it. I guess I'm not gonna
Speaker 1: There's no shot I'm gonna play Skyrim on the Switch again,
Speaker 1: especially now that I have a Steam. But but for
Speaker 1: that brief period of time on planes portable Skyrim, yeah,
Speaker 1: good ship.
Speaker 2: I don't know how people could sleep at night, know
Speaker 2: when the dragon boards run around, even the ship they're doing,
Speaker 2: they don't know that has to be it, that has
Speaker 2: to be the dragon board.
Speaker 4: They hear rumors and then they could be like it's
Speaker 4: probably not true and it.
Speaker 6: Comes by BOMs amazing, kills you and trapped the soul
Speaker 6: and amaze. Yeah, but I'm trying to play new games
Speaker 6: and it just pulls me. I just I'm like, oh,
Speaker 6: a boot up fucking Skyrim, A good play three.
Speaker 2: It's like, play eight games forty six times. I didn't
Speaker 2: even I don't.
Speaker 1: Know, I didn't even intend to do it. I was
Speaker 1: just kind of like I was. I finished one for
Speaker 1: the first time, and then I was like, well, I'm already,
Speaker 1: I'm already here. I might as well do to again
Speaker 1: because I love to. And then I got deep into
Speaker 1: it and I was like I should plan him this like.
Speaker 4: Lost, that's two is done and it's only one more
Speaker 4: game left.
Speaker 1: That whole is really good, but like, yeah, there's there's
Speaker 1: something about I know two was all loyalty missions, but
Speaker 1: like it's also kind of like the point, so it's
Speaker 1: kind of yeah. Yeah, So for me, I'm like that
Speaker 1: that beginning and that ending are so good that it's
Speaker 1: like it's it's it's a rare thing when a game
Speaker 1: begins as well as it ends, because there's a lot
Speaker 1: of games that start off really well and end fine
Speaker 1: or terribly. There's a lot of games that start off
Speaker 1: whatever and and great, Like Doing twenty sixteen is another
Speaker 1: one where like Dune twenty sixteen starts off perfectly and
Speaker 1: then at the end you're like, oh, I mean all right,
Speaker 1: you know, just kind of ends it's fine. But like
Speaker 1: Master of Fact two is like starts off so good
Speaker 1: and then it ends so good, it's perfect.
Speaker 2: Yeah, Like it's too good Man, cool character he was.
Speaker 1: I forgot how much I liked him in that game.
Speaker 1: His voice is perfect, by the way, for a character
Speaker 1: like that Martin Sheen, like when he was thrown off
Speaker 1: a building and fucking departed, I think, I.
Speaker 4: Think getting killed often.
Speaker 1: I love that movie.
Speaker 2: Dude.
Speaker 4: I like Martin Sheen. Like his son sucks, but like
Speaker 4: you know.
Speaker 2: I like that Charlie she called his white wife the
Speaker 2: N word. I'll always be, always be one of the
Speaker 2: best moments in mine.
Speaker 1: I I do like that. I I caught he said
Speaker 1: it out of anger.
Speaker 4: I caught his Alex Jones interview live, and I'll never
Speaker 4: forget that. I was working at I was working for
Speaker 4: the City of Glindell actually, and I was like, I
Speaker 4: used to some water water I know, right, I.
Speaker 1: Didn't know, but I was. I was working there following orders. Yeah,
Speaker 1: long story short, I just had a I was like,
Speaker 1: I'm so fucking bored. They said, let our medians do
Speaker 1: donuts on the highway and I said, fine, yeah, yeah,
Speaker 1: I was the one that can you imagine? Yes, I
Speaker 1: can wed.
Speaker 2: There live it, so yeah, I cant imagine something that
Speaker 2: disastrous going on and then them being surprised after that
Speaker 2: car gets hit.
Speaker 1: What's going on here? What happened?
Speaker 2: Bro? What's going on?
Speaker 1: Bro? What happened?
Speaker 2: Bro? My fucking f bro? The oh man, We've only
Speaker 2: done one questions brilliant.
Speaker 1: We spent a lot of time on It's hard enough
Speaker 1: to talk about mass efactor a lot.
Speaker 4: This effect.
Speaker 1: This episode is the mast effect.
Speaker 4: This We're not even gonna name this anything.
Speaker 1: This episode is gonna be called mass Effect, be called
Speaker 1: the snark tank.
Speaker 2: It was. We talked about mass effect and dragon Ball Effect.
Speaker 4: Dragon Ball and Trump Ryan Ruth and then.
Speaker 1: And then Ryan mass Effect.
Speaker 4: I forgot that was today.
Speaker 1: I don't get. I don't get that guy has to
Speaker 1: be what everybody should be.
Speaker 2: That is literally a theory, that's literally theory that he
Speaker 2: marries eventually though him.
Speaker 4: But the other guy from Bewitch they're gay, that both
Speaker 4: of them are gay. That was the theory you got,
Speaker 4: because you would be sucking that witch with that twitchy
Speaker 4: nose and ship you'd be twisting on your day and
Speaker 4: ship like.
Speaker 1: The fact that.
Speaker 2: Downloaded all back.
Speaker 1: She'd be like, isn't it like? I think one of
Speaker 1: them was Major Nelson Nielsen or something. I can't Major
Speaker 1: Nelson's the Xbox Live guy's I remember, it's closed. His
Speaker 1: name is Closepox lives, Major Nelson.
Speaker 2: Dude, It's so crazy how much of those shows I
Speaker 2: watched when I wasn't even close to be I don't
Speaker 2: even think my mom was alive when shows were airing.
Speaker 4: Maybe, yeah, you're not even a genie? Yeah?
Speaker 1: How crazy is that?
Speaker 2: Yeah? Why did you watch?
Speaker 1: You're not a genie? Yeah? It's stupid, waste the time.
Speaker 1: Papa Jesus read and he says, hey, hey, hey boys.
Speaker 1: Growing up, I always knew Shakira had some European in
Speaker 1: her because of her skin color, but I recently found
Speaker 1: out she's Spanish in Lebanese, so zero percent Colombian. This
Speaker 1: was my A C D C is Australian moment.
Speaker 4: That's crazy.
Speaker 1: This was just like Colombian national.
Speaker 2: Yeah, you guys didn't know that she wasn't she wasn't Latin,
Speaker 2: she was American.
Speaker 4: I don't care, I know that.
Speaker 2: How why would I know that? Why would you?
Speaker 4: Yeah? Why would you?
Speaker 2: Especially you know that.
Speaker 4: But it's like if she like reps Colombia or she's
Speaker 4: from like, how would you would probably just assume she's
Speaker 4: Colombian or something.
Speaker 1: Right.
Speaker 4: I assumed Combia.
Speaker 1: I assume that she thought she did.
Speaker 4: I thought she was an artist that was popular. Let's
Speaker 4: let's little, I'll look it up real quick.
Speaker 1: Well, so he continued to say. So with that being said,
Speaker 1: have you ever been totally caught off guard when you
Speaker 1: found out some someone's ethnic background? I think really the
Speaker 1: a c there was something else recently, heeds to me
Speaker 1: off guard. That one's funny, there was some.
Speaker 4: There was something being ambiguous jay Z being Japanese, we
Speaker 4: already went over there, right, No, I.
Speaker 1: Don't know, like I mean, it doesn't surprise me that
Speaker 1: she's not that she cares not Columbia. I figured just
Speaker 1: she was Spanish.
Speaker 2: And Swami was absolutely was crazy. That's insane.
Speaker 4: He's not Indian at all, like it says secure blah blah,
Speaker 4: Blah is a Colombian singer, so she must be might
Speaker 4: be from she's a Columbia nationalist, but like so like
Speaker 4: that's that? That so to me, I'm like it would
Speaker 4: surprise somebody, like how would you know that she's Lebanese
Speaker 4: and Spanish? Like, how the fun would you know that
Speaker 4: unless you're like a fan.
Speaker 2: Of herse you know who's funny? Make nigga go mad?
Speaker 1: My nigga, My nigga.
Speaker 10: Nigga, you talking you nigga, nigga, nigga.
Speaker 1: That fucking suck. No niggas, no.
Speaker 2: Niggas.
Speaker 1: Don't waste the gray matter.
Speaker 4: You know it's hilarious. You just don't want to laugh
Speaker 4: at it. It's so I gotta.
Speaker 2: So focused on saving these I.
Speaker 4: Really have to stop the rapers I.
Speaker 1: Wake up, I will say, yeah, I don't know, man,
Speaker 1: I'm uh, it's my sole focus.
Speaker 2: If you role played too hard, you probably can't play
Speaker 2: D and D because he'll be like, no I can.
Speaker 1: It's just like this time I can't.
Speaker 2: I know.
Speaker 4: We gotta stop the fu. We gotta kill him.
Speaker 1: Gave away, gave away, drain that homo's balls, the slime
Speaker 1: of rubbing cocks by black f sler, I.
Speaker 2: Don't know what this is black f slur.
Speaker 1: I don't know anyway, he says, good day, snark Areno,
Speaker 1: it's a long time patron hope hopefully first time question
Speaker 1: answer ask her. I have a friend who somewhat recently
Speaker 1: told me a story about how his family had a
Speaker 1: recording of I think his very first Christmas but that
Speaker 1: a few years later, But that a few years later.
Speaker 1: So what but that a few years later? So when
Speaker 1: he was like five or six, Oh, he's writing like
Speaker 1: he like he's speaking to us. It was a little
Speaker 1: bit tricky, okay, But that a few years later, So
Speaker 1: when he was five or six, he taped an episode
Speaker 1: of Big Bank Theory over that recording, thus losing it
Speaker 1: for what I thought was the funniest reason possible. So
Speaker 1: you guys have any stories of stupid, mostly innocent ship
Speaker 1: that you did as a kid that could only have
Speaker 1: been done when you because you were a kid. First
Speaker 1: of all, that sucks to lose like a home movie
Speaker 1: for Big Bank Theories. I almost don't believe it.
Speaker 2: I could totally believe it. Who would record the not us?
Speaker 2: That show was one of the most popular shows ever
Speaker 2: on time. I believe I've seen the numbers.
Speaker 1: I don't believe was that show big at a time
Speaker 1: when people were taping over things though.
Speaker 4: That's kind of what's confusing about it.
Speaker 1: But maybe he used that. Maybe that was like their means.
Speaker 1: And it's interesting because are you like in Brazil where
Speaker 1: they just got the green Cast, they just got the
Speaker 1: Dreamcast and the favelas they were so behind for I
Speaker 1: think two does well there still we're good.
Speaker 2: Yeah, I don't it, you know, like that some fucking
Speaker 2: random I mean.
Speaker 1: I really do think, like I swear to god, that's true.
Speaker 1: They're they're like playing Marvelus Captain on Dreamcast. Like you know,
Speaker 1: there's people that do it ironically.
Speaker 4: They know they unronically because they're like, oh, this is
Speaker 4: the best version of Marvels Captain too. But them, they
Speaker 4: don't have any choice. They're just still playing.
Speaker 2: The fighters down there, bros. They don't have the money
Speaker 2: to play anything else. There's three characters, like fuck it,
Speaker 2: we're playing of fighters.
Speaker 4: Playing ninety eight. It was just play K ninety eight.
Speaker 4: That's all they have. Cows come home like cows come
Speaker 4: home dancing like fucking Brazilian and then they're all that's
Speaker 4: the all they can do is either play ko F
Speaker 4: ninety eight or try to join the UFC. There's literally
Speaker 4: the only two options they have.
Speaker 2: Those are your only two people soccer.
Speaker 4: They do try to do soccer, but like there's too
Speaker 4: many of them doing soccer, and then they just don't let.
Speaker 1: Any of them.
Speaker 4: Like when if your name is a Messi or like Ronaldo,
Speaker 4: they don't care anymore, so you have to change your
Speaker 4: name to.
Speaker 1: Even have it.
Speaker 4: Ronaldo is Brazilian, right, I have no idea.
Speaker 1: I actually don't know anything. No.
Speaker 4: Messi is Argentina and Chilean. Chilean is the Argentina Chilean.
Speaker 2: I think Argentina and I like him. I don't like it.
Speaker 4: Yeah, I'm sure he's got a little Nazi blood, but
Speaker 4: that's why he's so good.
Speaker 2: They really don't like dude. The Latin America is not
Speaker 2: a fan Argentina. I think it's so hilarious.
Speaker 4: They're kind of Man, you saw this, Uh where was I?
Speaker 4: I was just at some store and then the fucking
Speaker 4: the most Mexican guy you can see, just with the
Speaker 4: messy jersey on, and I'm just like, god, man, you
Speaker 4: probably like soccer. I mean, well, but he's like Messi
Speaker 4: you know, he doesn't like soccer. He just liked the jersey.
Speaker 4: He just likes all this looks cool. He's like, I
Speaker 4: like that, and it has like some stupid like insurance company.
Speaker 2: Like jerseys is so stupid. It's like the post remember
Speaker 2: the all those back in the day. We like polo Japan.
Speaker 2: It's like, I don't care about Japan. This looks cool.
Speaker 1: I MISSU. Actually I used to. Well, I was just
Speaker 1: gonna say, like, I don't know if I don't know
Speaker 1: if I have an answer.
Speaker 4: I have one that was really pissed my brother off
Speaker 4: because there was a show called Clarista Explains It All.
Speaker 2: I remember that.
Speaker 4: So there's this one scene that he likes so much.
Speaker 4: I don't remember. I just remember his dad. She had
Speaker 4: a brother named ferguson this fucking ginger and like he
Speaker 4: had this thing where he's like talking about it like
Speaker 4: being an angel and a devil. I can't remember the scene.
Speaker 4: Somebody might remember this. And my brother loved that fucking
Speaker 4: scene for whatever. And we had those yakbacks. Remember that,
Speaker 4: those those yaks Oh, I know.
Speaker 1: What you're talking about. I never had one.
Speaker 4: So he had that recorded and he was so happy
Speaker 4: that he had that, you know, and me, my retarded ass,
Speaker 4: was like, oh, you know, it would be funny. I'm
Speaker 4: gonna record myself farting on this thing. And then so
Speaker 4: I showed him and he was so pissed that I
Speaker 4: recorded over his he.
Speaker 1: And you know, there was no d v.
Speaker 2: R back in the day. It's not getting back to
Speaker 2: wait till that episode came on again in like a year.
Speaker 1: Yeah, and hopefully you didn't even sell as yet, you dick.
Speaker 2: Yeah, it was pretty.
Speaker 4: It was pretty, but also I thought it was hilarious,
Speaker 4: but he thought you know, but he was a menace
Speaker 4: to me.
Speaker 2: So that was the least that I can do.
Speaker 4: That motherfucker Ninja starred a jewel CD case at me,
Speaker 4: like he tried to like, yeah, he tried to like
Speaker 4: blind me.
Speaker 2: He scratched.
Speaker 4: I have I have actually scars if he dug into
Speaker 4: my skin and scratched like I saw my pink ass flesh.
Speaker 1: He's a fucking savage. He was a savage.
Speaker 4: You know, there's like street fighters that fight dirty is
Speaker 4: that's him.
Speaker 2: That's insane dirty. My sister was my ster's twelve years
Speaker 2: older than me, so she was nine years older than
Speaker 2: my cousin. Yeah, and she would just beat the ship
Speaker 2: out of us two little boys, and it would be
Speaker 2: like it'd be like gok, vegeta fighting broley and just losing, losing,
Speaker 2: Like Kingston left like I can't see, I can't see
Speaker 2: he knocked my side away. He's like all right, I'll
Speaker 2: go take it's like fighting boo. He's like, give me
Speaker 2: like one minute and give me one minute, like call
Speaker 2: grandma and Grandma care to save us?
Speaker 4: Yeah, like see, I'll fight like he fought like uh,
Speaker 4: just a sleazy like like you know it probably like
Speaker 4: imagine there was like a back alley person selling organs
Speaker 4: and those people are probably really good at defending themselves
Speaker 4: because they're getting so much bullshit.
Speaker 1: He was like that, like he was.
Speaker 4: Throw like fucking sand in your eyes and throw a
Speaker 4: rat at you and at you.
Speaker 2: And ship like rat somebody to get them focus. And
Speaker 2: then you have a fucking what they call a sledgeham.
Speaker 1: Yeah. He was savage. He was.
Speaker 2: He wasn't like he didn't wouldn't he wouldn't do fisticuffs.
Speaker 4: And that's what pissed me off about him. You got
Speaker 4: honor trying to fight honorable. I'm trying to like body
Speaker 4: this dude, and then he fucking like like said, dig
Speaker 4: into your skin and take.
Speaker 2: It on your body, scratching, inviting you, like get out,
Speaker 2: you're me How he slid.
Speaker 1: Like this, how are you doing that?
Speaker 4: Like he was always like you remind me of a
Speaker 4: what was his name, Voldo or the guy from a
Speaker 4: from uh soul calib That's how he reminded me of that,
Speaker 4: Like just this, like he would just do weird creepy ship.
Speaker 2: I think the funniest thing ever is I'd love the
Speaker 2: idea of someone crawling backwards up a wall, like someone
Speaker 2: fighting someone.
Speaker 1: They go on all four like that.
Speaker 4: If you see that I'm not fighting corn over a wall,
Speaker 4: that's that's a dead space scenario.
Speaker 1: That it's not like something that you're.
Speaker 2: Turning with no effort.
Speaker 4: I'm like the cap cup.
Speaker 2: I'm just turning around.
Speaker 1: Like I would run.
Speaker 4: I'd put all my energy to running away.
Speaker 1: It wouldn't run away because if I run away, it.
Speaker 2: Might might chase me.
Speaker 4: I can get faster, maybe I can get faster.
Speaker 2: Maybe I feel like something the strength to run very fast.
Speaker 4: I would figure it out a different thing.
Speaker 1: I'm gonna I'm gonna read this next question. But something
Speaker 1: I forgot to mention. Look up on YouTube. Go to
Speaker 1: the look up the Massifact three i GN review. Oh man,
Speaker 1: is it that bad?
Speaker 2: No?
Speaker 1: No, no, it's it's it's just funny. It's just funny
Speaker 1: that it is what it is. I feel like I
Speaker 1: know what this is, but I don't remember. It's something crazy.
Speaker 1: It's just it's something that is funny too. It's just
Speaker 1: amusing to us. Probably very likely you said three, Yeah,
Speaker 1: Massac three i GN review.
Speaker 2: Too much water.
Speaker 1: Play it far too much water. Alright, So mass three
Speaker 1: video review. It's so weird seeing things like this as
Speaker 1: the clination of the mass Effect trilogy created. Is that weird.
Speaker 4: It's so weird because he doesn't sound like that. You
Speaker 4: can just you can set it off.
Speaker 1: It's just it's so weird because like it's it's him,
Speaker 1: but it's not because it's so long ago and people's
Speaker 1: speech patterns change, and like you know, the people sound
Speaker 1: a little bit different.
Speaker 4: It's because like I remember, I for sure watched that video,
Speaker 4: you know what I mean. I think it was also
Speaker 4: when there was still a little pep in his step,
Speaker 4: you know, like you know, when you when you're like
Speaker 4: like the military before before like.
Speaker 1: All that ship happened to him back in the day.
Speaker 2: Yeah, and now he's like all like, it's just like
Speaker 2: game the gamers are on inwards. I wouldn't pay money.
Speaker 2: I would pay money to have coll City in word
Speaker 2: one time. I'm pretty sure he just wouldn't, but I'd
Speaker 2: be like, please, you can see it. Your wife's I'm.
Speaker 1: Pretty sure his lady. She does it all the time.
Speaker 1: She does that, dude.
Speaker 4: We do it to our to our significant other, so
Speaker 4: of course she does it to him.
Speaker 2: It's it's a thing that like me think crazy me thinking.
Speaker 2: Micah is like upstanding like that. It's like the idea
Speaker 2: is like I remember, there's one thing meanly we're laughing.
Speaker 2: I was, I totally like you ever heard the guys like, man,
Speaker 2: my dick creamy right now, my tip creamy right now.
Speaker 1: Man, I'm horny as fuck. Bro, It's the same thing
Speaker 1: I'm rubbing lotion on my dear. I got lotion on
Speaker 1: my dick, you know. Yeah.
Speaker 4: I told her that one of our friends said that.
Speaker 2: She was like, they wouldn't say that, And I was like,
Speaker 2: have you met our friends, like they're paragons of Like yeah,
Speaker 2: oh that's that's too far. It's like, no one I
Speaker 2: know has that feature. Everyone just laughs at the worst
Speaker 2: things constantly.
Speaker 1: Lily, Yeah, I don't. Yeah.
Speaker 4: I mean she knows who you are, so obviously your
Speaker 4: friends would be an extension.
Speaker 1: Of you in some way.
Speaker 2: And she she thinks she thinks better of people, and
Speaker 2: then she's always wrong. She's always always she thinks, I'm like,
Speaker 2: not the worst person ever. I'm like, Lily, I am,
Speaker 2: I am. I've opened several credit cards in your name
Speaker 2: that I have no plan on playing, no plan. You're
Speaker 2: gonna check her credit one day and be like credit
Speaker 2: her credit.
Speaker 1: Is what happened to my credit? King start, I have.
Speaker 4: No clue as I got a bunch of Digi monks.
Speaker 4: I don't know what happened. Drive your fuckingtt.
Speaker 1: On credit. Its crazy, Costco Wiener have already says, He says, Hey,
Speaker 1: it's us again. Got any opinions? Oh yeah, Costco? Uh,
Speaker 1: got any opinions? On the YouTube? Bought comments? It's fucking annoying.
Speaker 4: Oh fuck, it's gotten pretty bad.
Speaker 1: It's crazy how bad it is? That bad? Dude, It's unbelievable.
Speaker 4: It's getting to the point where there I hate that
Speaker 4: I know what this is. But there's a lot of
Speaker 4: bots that are trying to get people to go see
Speaker 4: this video called I don't even want to say it.
Speaker 4: It's called Daisy something I just don't want. I don't
Speaker 4: want other people to find out. It just pisses me
Speaker 4: off that I know about it.
Speaker 1: But just like a.
Speaker 4: Child abuse video, an infamous one by some Australian fucking
Speaker 4: pervert or something, and like, there's bots that are trying
Speaker 4: to get that's that's the new meta that it actually
Speaker 4: made me. I was like, oh shit, I want to
Speaker 4: start looking at because somebody said there was a lot
Speaker 4: of bots on.
Speaker 2: The uh what do you call it?
Speaker 4: The shorts and so like it makes me want to,
Speaker 4: like say, start paying attention to see if there's anything
Speaker 4: that shit on there. But yeah, they're getting worse, like
Speaker 4: when it used to just be a lot of fake
Speaker 4: tit chicks saying dumb shit. What What is the point
Speaker 4: of these bots?
Speaker 1: That's my question.
Speaker 4: I think they're just trying to get people to at
Speaker 4: least whoever this new group is, they're just trying to
Speaker 4: get people to rope people that are into like the worstship.
Speaker 4: I would say, I'm be honest and no shade to
Speaker 4: Justin Wang, but probably a significant portion of his fans
Speaker 4: that watches content, because you know, he like covers like
Speaker 4: really dark stuff. There's probably a significant amount of people
Speaker 4: that are into they're watching it because they're into this
Speaker 4: the dark shit, and so they're trying to appeal to
Speaker 4: those people and get them roped in. But it's weird though,
Speaker 4: because they're not just like doing it on Justin's they're
Speaker 4: doing it on stuff that's completely unrelated, like, oh, I'm
Speaker 4: gonna watch this rad Shadow Legends video about like, oh,
Speaker 4: they got all the thor people in the Norse mythology
Speaker 4: right now, And all of a sudden, hey, come check
Speaker 4: out this hilarious video of this baby being abused. And
Speaker 4: you're like what, You're like, what is this comment?
Speaker 2: This is crazy?
Speaker 1: You want to see the craziest fucking dot MP four
Speaker 1: you've ever fucking seen.
Speaker 4: Yeah, and then like some dumb motherfucker, I guess it's
Speaker 4: clicking on these things. They're like it must be working.
Speaker 1: To a certain extent that they continuously or pushing that
Speaker 1: tactic out, because you'd think you would.
Speaker 4: Switch it up after a while.
Speaker 1: Be like, it is weird.
Speaker 4: Nobody's cloaking on this stuff.
Speaker 1: It's it's I don't know. I haven't seen or at
Speaker 1: least haven't paid attention to those specifically. But I've seen
Speaker 1: like the the fucking hearts and like the fucking like
Speaker 1: the tit ladies and the tip ladies that just they're
Speaker 1: in YouTube comments sound It's like, dude, I thought at first,
Speaker 1: I was, I don't understand is Elon running this now?
Speaker 2: Like what?
Speaker 1: Like why are there's so many bots because there's specifically
Speaker 1: Elon oriented, like I think of bots. I think of
Speaker 1: Elon immediately right, because you just fu Twitter entirely.
Speaker 2: It's so god damn it.
Speaker 1: I hate it so much. I just wanted the cave
Speaker 1: is drawn so bad.
Speaker 2: It would be nice. It would be really nice.
Speaker 1: It would be.
Speaker 4: Fasly like the golf hole.
Speaker 1: Man.
Speaker 2: I want them to just just just be injured, just
Speaker 2: injured in a visceral, visceral way, you know.
Speaker 1: Like so, Marcus, you're dead, damn damn near Marcus says,
Speaker 1: how do brisk ray gun banging in the barracks? Black men?
Speaker 1: And damn Sweeney? He says, any chance, y'all could please
Speaker 1: make a premium Spotify linked to your Patreon, because I'm
Speaker 1: trying to flex my future homelessness endeavors upon my loved ones.
Speaker 1: When the Spotify raft comes around, probably goes without saying,
Speaker 1: but I know it. I'd bring up it'd bring up
Speaker 1: Spotify engagement. I don't understand what that is. So a
Speaker 1: premium Spotify linked to the I don't what is a
Speaker 1: premium Spotify. I don't know.
Speaker 4: I think the ideas you can link things.
Speaker 1: Because because we show up on Spotify rafts still without it.
Speaker 4: Yeah, we show But so is he talking about like
Speaker 4: he wants to listen to like an ad free thing
Speaker 4: that's like linked to Spotify, like say, for example, Well,
Speaker 4: so here's the thing. I don't know how this works,
Speaker 4: but we're premium. Say say Come Town they have a
Speaker 4: premium or you know, when they were active, they had
Speaker 4: a premium show that was only on their Patreon, but
Speaker 4: you can also access it on Spotify.
Speaker 1: Huh.
Speaker 4: And I don't understand how that works because I'm like,
Speaker 4: I should I have I don't know. I don't think
Speaker 4: I should have access to this more they say would
Speaker 4: come out record. I didn't, so I don't. I don't
Speaker 4: understand exactly. I guess maybe I should look into it.
Speaker 1: I'm not really I'm really not sure how anymore no,
Speaker 1: they left, right they yeah, the starv Ros, the big
Speaker 1: Greek guy, and he left, and then they started their
Speaker 1: own The Adam Friedland Show, which is not nearly as entertaining.
Speaker 4: Uh, it's it's fine, but it's not like, you know,
Speaker 4: the humor that I grew. It's not extremely low brow humor, right,
Speaker 4: it's it's it's a few steps above. They still have moments,
Speaker 4: but it's not like it used to just be. Didn
Speaker 4: he interview like fucking Cuomo or something? I think I saw, Yeah,
Speaker 4: Cuomo was on Adam and that's the thing that n on.
Speaker 4: They've had Jena Kiss, They've had that idiot, Dave Portnoy,
Speaker 4: They've had They've had some pretty interesting Apparently Jenda Kiss
Speaker 4: is a fan of was a fan of Come Town.
Speaker 2: That's so funny. Which is funny.
Speaker 1: It's hilarious to imagine because that means you know a
Speaker 1: lot about who he is, right, you know what I mean?
Speaker 4: The idea of him being there singing right where you stand, like,
Speaker 4: it's crazy, it's sucking.
Speaker 1: It's it's nuts. That like easier.
Speaker 4: So there, I don't even want to fight with you.
Speaker 4: Manave you right.
Speaker 1: What you say?
Speaker 2: Have you have?
Speaker 1: You just accepted that that's me, that's who I am. Yeah,
Speaker 1: you have to know that, like the idea of blank
Speaker 1: is crazy, just like a sweens now.
Speaker 4: Oh.
Speaker 2: I also when I'm dangling from a fucking ceiling fan
Speaker 2: moving and mock three just is that guy's fault?
Speaker 1: Is my three?
Speaker 2: Big is pretty fast?
Speaker 4: One?
Speaker 2: Is it sound mark?
Speaker 1: One?
Speaker 4: Is the speed of sound? Is that what it says for?
Speaker 4: M stands for speed of mead? What what does the
Speaker 4: mock mean the speed of sound?
Speaker 1: I know that, yeah, but like what is it? Like?
Speaker 1: Is it just like is it a term or is
Speaker 1: it like an acron a mock five? Nigga?
Speaker 4: Like, like, what's what's the guy's speed racer? He drove
Speaker 4: the speed racer? Did he he drove the monk five?
Speaker 3: Right?
Speaker 1: I think so?
Speaker 4: Speed racist?
Speaker 1: What's his name? Is speed Racer's name?
Speaker 4: I think it's just speed it literally that's his name?
Speaker 1: Is it? I think it's literally name.
Speaker 2: Of speed racer.
Speaker 4: His name is speed racer?
Speaker 1: And then who was then even like speed smith?
Speaker 4: No?
Speaker 1: I think his name is literally speed racer, which is.
Speaker 2: Speed sound is about seven hundred sixty one miles per
Speaker 2: hour at sea level on a standard day. I don't
Speaker 2: know why they put that sea level thing. I don't
Speaker 2: know why because I guess sound moves slower over the
Speaker 2: surface of water.
Speaker 4: Well that's just no, because that's just that's not necessary
Speaker 4: because that just means sea level.
Speaker 1: No, I think I thought did that? How was that
Speaker 1: you can be at seed? Well I'm saying is that
Speaker 1: you can be at or at above or below sea level,
Speaker 1: not around water. I think what I mean, it's not
Speaker 1: necessarily tied to the ocean. Then why at seed?
Speaker 4: I don't know because I think I think speed the
Speaker 4: speed underwater would make more sense than speed if you
Speaker 4: were talking out that.
Speaker 2: You know what doesn't really work underwater like that?
Speaker 1: It's all right, well, yeah.
Speaker 4: Can nothing and go to speed of sound underwater?
Speaker 1: The on think that's possible, Well no, because can't. Isn't
Speaker 1: everything faster than the speed of sound underwater because sound
Speaker 1: is slower technically underwater kind of but it's also kind
Speaker 1: of not really there, but it's their kind of you can, it's.
Speaker 4: There, you can absolutely, you know, sonar is a thing
Speaker 4: that's true. But that's look, man, this is above your
Speaker 4: pay grade.
Speaker 1: I think I think actually, hold on, no, no, because
Speaker 1: I think we're all experts here and I think I.
Speaker 4: Think this is I think we're I think we're experts.
Speaker 1: Is the problem from the beginning, but continue, No, I
Speaker 1: think we're experts, and I think anybody who is an
Speaker 1: expert would listen to this conversation and think nothing but
Speaker 1: positive thoughts. Change your mind? You, I agree? I agree.
Speaker 1: So I think it works. Is that I think sound
Speaker 1: is slower underwater.
Speaker 4: I always feel like that when i'm watch I watched
Speaker 4: a star talk with the Noodgrass. Tyson has his podcast
Speaker 4: he's had for like fucking forever.
Speaker 1: Oh yeah, yeah, I forgot about that.
Speaker 4: But he always has these comedians on. They're trying to
Speaker 4: balance it, and I hate it because I don't need
Speaker 4: that for this podcast because he's charismatic enough, so they're
Speaker 4: having like on a guest that's like.
Speaker 1: Really, Joe Rogan, Like, what is fucking muscles?
Speaker 4: Why I so strongly?
Speaker 1: You were not strong?
Speaker 2: But a very good question, Joe. Also, here's a seeing
Speaker 2: him when he was younger, fuckingodograss. Tyson was a wall
Speaker 2: of wrestler.
Speaker 1: He was a beast. He was a wrestler.
Speaker 4: Yea, yeah, he'd fuck somebody up.
Speaker 1: Like that's where the physics came in. I guess yeah,
Speaker 1: he literally calculated.
Speaker 2: He says that. Literally, He's like, yeah, it's like it's
Speaker 2: all leverage in physics. And I'm like, he was doing that.
Speaker 2: You were hurting people so bad, then probably he was
Speaker 2: doing that. Uh that Sherlock discombumbulation.
Speaker 1: So stupid. The idea of he actually invented the I
Speaker 1: can't not say.
Speaker 4: I'll come clapping someone's it's.
Speaker 1: You ever see that? Uh?
Speaker 2: You ever see that?
Speaker 4: Do you ever see that happen on Riky?
Speaker 1: No? What? What? What do you mean the story of Ricky?
Speaker 1: You never seen that movie?
Speaker 4: I don't think so no, no, no, no, no, no
Speaker 4: no someone no, no this head?
Speaker 2: How would you feel? Somebody drive? I did that?
Speaker 1: Just hold on?
Speaker 4: I asked the group that I got added to if
Speaker 4: they've seen that movie? So, yeah, Ricky the story of
Speaker 4: Ricky's put in the story.
Speaker 1: I've ever heard of this? Oh my god, Actually I
Speaker 1: don't know what this is.
Speaker 4: This is something that is it like Lucy, Yeah, it's
Speaker 4: it's it's based off of Ricky jail.
Speaker 1: Dude. Let me show you the head clap. Oh my god,
Speaker 1: I can't believe.
Speaker 2: I feel like this is I.
Speaker 4: Thought this was the thing that like everyone's just seen
Speaker 4: heyricky or suspected it.
Speaker 1: Was on Netflix. It was insane.
Speaker 4: I couldn't believe it because it's such a stupid You've
Speaker 4: always got a case of fabuu and.
Speaker 1: Head explode. That song is such a banger.
Speaker 2: I like that song a lot.
Speaker 1: Hey, Ricky so speaker, Where the sad? Is that real?
Speaker 1: This is this story?
Speaker 2: The way he grabbed this is the news.
Speaker 1: This is the news.
Speaker 2: He's so still.
Speaker 4: What I love about it is that they didn't They
Speaker 4: didn't cut it right.
Speaker 1: You're like, you're supposed to. You're supposed to if you're
Speaker 1: doing stuff like that, you have to like cut at
Speaker 1: the moment that the that the dummy starts to move,
Speaker 1: or like just there should be one frame of stillness
Speaker 1: preceding the movement that you're imposing on it to make
Speaker 1: it look real. But they kept all the time. Yeah,
Speaker 1: but if they didn't correct, it wouldn't be as great
Speaker 1: as this goofy as fun. That is insane? That what
Speaker 1: is is that a true story? This is.
Speaker 11: What the fuck?
Speaker 2: Did you just hold on?
Speaker 8: This is is that?
Speaker 1: Really?
Speaker 4: It could be embellished a little bit.
Speaker 1: Let me let me get to one more this okay, Well,
Speaker 1: is that happened again? Well it's something that something shows
Speaker 1: an octopus in a grenade.
Speaker 2: I can't wait.
Speaker 1: So verses like I'm tired of this ship. I'm trying
Speaker 1: to get my head crushed, and then watch here we go.
Speaker 4: At that point what you're reaching for, but he still
Speaker 4: tries to fight.
Speaker 1: What he.
Speaker 4: That is so crazy? That is that is the frailty.
Speaker 4: There is crazier stuff in this movie than that. Like
Speaker 4: we need to watch this movie, like everybody the next time,
Speaker 4: the next time, we have to watch this. It's an experience.
Speaker 4: It's it's my We watched when we found this. There's
Speaker 4: like two thousand and six. Somebody brought over the DVD
Speaker 4: and we watched it every time.
Speaker 1: I got together because it was it was it was magical.
Speaker 1: It was one of those movies.
Speaker 4: It was one of those things. This is so fucking absurd.
Speaker 1: Wheezed his head.
Speaker 4: He squeezed his head like what I'd imagine a wet tampon.
Speaker 1: It's just it's a last one Ricky Oman or last
Speaker 1: two Evil Master seanra and he says, can the three
Speaker 1: of you look at the camera at the same time
Speaker 1: without acknowledging the question, you look at that one get
Speaker 1: in frames obviously never mind. Yeah, that's pretty good, way right.
Speaker 1: It would be a good frame.
Speaker 2: The it's a good frame.
Speaker 1: Like I don't like anything.
Speaker 2: I don't like anything, you know.
Speaker 4: I saw one question that was completely stupid, but I
Speaker 4: just want to answer it. Some guy said, uh, cookies
Speaker 4: or brownies, And I want to say, shut the fuck up.
Speaker 1: What it was?
Speaker 4: It was one of the questions that you answered. It
Speaker 4: was right below one of the questions you answered. It
Speaker 4: was one of the whatever. It just said, cookies are brownies,
Speaker 4: And I just I just read right now, and I'm like, cookies,
Speaker 4: but cookies are superior.
Speaker 1: You're like, there are some good brownies though, brownies are good.
Speaker 4: But it's just everybody prefers cookies to brownies because that's
Speaker 4: the thing that's always brought or have a more default one.
Speaker 1: Yeah, and it's and I will say, cosmic brownies really
Speaker 1: ruined brownies for me.
Speaker 4: Cosmic brownies, Oh my god, you know what I'm talking about.
Speaker 4: A little toastless DEBI one.
Speaker 1: So yeah, I think they're little debies or something. They're
Speaker 1: definitely not intimates them. I don't know, probably around I
Speaker 1: actually don't know. No, they must still make cosmic brownies.
Speaker 2: Brownies are gone no way. They're like twenty five cent
Speaker 2: store brownies. You get that fucking definitely, you can get
Speaker 2: a target.
Speaker 1: You can get them a target right now.
Speaker 4: So it's these things.
Speaker 1: I don't know if you're you're seeing these.
Speaker 4: Oh I've seen the box. I've just never yeah, I've
Speaker 4: never tried.
Speaker 1: So these are fucking disgusting, like they I can't even
Speaker 1: describe it.
Speaker 2: But it's somehow.
Speaker 1: When we eat chocolate, we're aware that what we're eating
Speaker 1: is not healthy. Right, It's not like fucking nutrients. It's
Speaker 1: not like this isn't helping, but it's nice, but it's
Speaker 1: not like, you know, it's not vegetables or like protein,
Speaker 1: you know what I mean. Like it's very clear like
Speaker 1: this I'm indulging. Cosmic brownies are so not healthy tasting
Speaker 1: that they I don't even know how to scrib They
Speaker 1: just they feel what brownies are in a way that
Speaker 1: you can't deny. Like there's normal brownies like taste good
Speaker 1: and they're like, oh, well, you know it was freshly braked,
Speaker 1: you know what I mean.
Speaker 4: But like there these.
Speaker 1: Taste processed and they taste stale, and they taste like
Speaker 1: there's sugar in the brownie. That shouldn't be there. I
Speaker 1: don't know how to describe it. It's just too much.
Speaker 1: I think I know what you mean, an overload. It's
Speaker 1: like you you've you've gone too.
Speaker 2: Far with this.
Speaker 4: I think Hostess cupcakes are like that too. Yeah, it
Speaker 4: was like when I whenever I tried the Hostess cupcake,
Speaker 4: there's an artificial flavor.
Speaker 2: To it that I'm like, what am I eating?
Speaker 1: It is that times ten, because actually I know what
Speaker 1: you're talking about. I like Host's cupcakes regardless, but I
Speaker 1: know what that is. I'll still eat them. Yeah, Cox
Speaker 1: brownies are like it's like that on stereo. It's like
Speaker 1: densely packed. Imagine imagine imagine fifty Hostess cupcakes densely packed
Speaker 1: into one, so like it's just like eating like one
Speaker 1: of over You're already like immediately stomach ache, like.
Speaker 4: Immediately, it's rough. I want to try them now, we'll
Speaker 4: try him.
Speaker 1: We'll try him on the next episode. Get some brown Yeah,
Speaker 1: I'll go get some.
Speaker 6: Don't try after you, guys, after after, after we're poisoned,
Speaker 6: you'll still do it.
Speaker 4: You guys look sick.
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Speaker 1: you guys had absolute dictorial power, what's super small, insignificant,
Speaker 1: petty things would you have unreasonably disproportionate punishment for? Personally,
Speaker 1: I have people who start barking before putting their turns
Speaker 1: what oh breaking? Sorry, I'm usually pretty good about this,
Speaker 1: He says, person that I have people who start barking
Speaker 1: before breaking that's amazing, before putting their turn signal on,
Speaker 1: flogged on live TV. I do think barking before putting
Speaker 1: your turn signal on is fucking You should be king.
Speaker 1: You're so high we're about to turn boys well, Kevin
Speaker 1: the human, Kevin the I love it. I love it.
Speaker 4: I would have people who I would have people who
Speaker 4: who like laugh and like cover their mouth beat to death.
Speaker 1: You do that? You do that sometimes? No I don't.
Speaker 2: When I laugh, I just look down and I'm like, no,
Speaker 2: you don't.
Speaker 1: He's saying this, like, we don't have video evidence of
Speaker 1: every time you want to laugh. You have, I've seen
Speaker 1: it happen. I'm somebody's gonna clip it.
Speaker 2: No further, no more, don't ask me. They've had four years.
Speaker 4: Yeah, I I like the petty stuff, but there's there's
Speaker 4: a lot of petty things that I just for things
Speaker 4: that bother me that clearly shouldn't be bothering me, I
Speaker 4: would enact on all them.
Speaker 2: If you don't if you don't immediately, if you don't
Speaker 2: immediately go to wash your hands after you take a shop,
Speaker 2: like if you do anything after you in the bathroom,
Speaker 2: Like if you're like use the bathroom public and you
Speaker 2: don't immediately go to wash your hands, you get shot
Speaker 2: in the back of the head.
Speaker 4: Yeah, anybody who disrespects public restrooms, definitely, you're you're done.
Speaker 4: You're done yet, like the ones because there's people that
Speaker 4: I know, there's people that go to public restrooms and
Speaker 4: they they're their house. Because you know, there's some people
Speaker 4: that are filthy, So obviously I get why they're filthy
Speaker 4: in public follows that. But the people that just disrespect
Speaker 4: public restrooms when they know better, they do it because
Speaker 4: they know they don't have to. Like even if they
Speaker 4: just drop toilet paper on the floor, they're like, not
Speaker 4: my problem, because they know somebody's gonna have to clean
Speaker 4: it up. Those people will immediately be hanged. They'll a
Speaker 4: noose will come down and just grab you like, you know,
Speaker 4: like so you'll be you might be like on the
Speaker 4: toilet still and then some toilet paper just fell on
Speaker 4: the ground and then you're just like and then immediately
Speaker 4: just like oh fuck.
Speaker 2: And that would means I think, and it's an aggressive
Speaker 2: yank that breaks.
Speaker 4: I've said this before, but I would.
Speaker 1: I would. I would find the worst possible type of
Speaker 1: torture and I would.
Speaker 4: Put litters through it.
Speaker 1: I think, Yeah, that's a good one.
Speaker 4: Littering is just something that I feel like really strongly about.
Speaker 2: I don't know why.
Speaker 1: It just pisses me off every time I see it,
Speaker 1: like inordantly.
Speaker 4: So if you piss everybody off, it absolutely should get
Speaker 4: your home, Like nobody wants to live like that.
Speaker 1: What are you doing? Hell, let me go in your house.
Speaker 4: I'm gonna throwing trash over your house.
Speaker 1: And like the thing about it is like it's the
Speaker 1: type of littering that people do too, Like there's different
Speaker 1: areas of it because to me, I'm like, I don't know,
Speaker 1: if I see like a fry on the ground outsideable whatever,
Speaker 1: some animals is gonna eat better or it'll it'll degrade food.
Speaker 1: I'm like whatever, Like that's that sucks. Someone's gonna have
Speaker 1: to clean that up if it's like messy or whatever.
Speaker 1: But like that, that that's the same situation. They don't
Speaker 1: take care of itself. It's not crazy. It's the plastic
Speaker 1: and the fucking the plastic bags and the plastic bottles
Speaker 1: and the cops from Starbucks that I see wedged into
Speaker 1: a fucking powerline, fucking wooden thing.
Speaker 4: Let me, oh man, you just reminded me of something
Speaker 4: that makes me see red when the fucking companies the
Speaker 4: color red.
Speaker 2: But yeah, it makes me yeah, dude, hold on, you
Speaker 2: know how?
Speaker 1: You know how though, you know, like some.
Speaker 4: Fast food places will be gracious enough to leave a
Speaker 4: trash can right outside the drive through so when you're
Speaker 4: driving away you can throw some shit away because they
Speaker 4: know people's cars are starting to like pile up. You
Speaker 4: have these and it never fails, these pieces of ship.
Speaker 1: The trash cans full, and.
Speaker 4: They still shove shit in it and then it spills
Speaker 4: out or they'll put it on top, and I'm like.
Speaker 2: Death, you they need killed, chimpanzee, like man killed.
Speaker 4: Then you're putting the zoom point at that and then
Speaker 4: have things thrown it.
Speaker 1: I like, actually, that's better because the public shaming.
Speaker 2: I like that.
Speaker 4: It's better life sentence, Like I really it just frustrates me.
Speaker 4: That is fucking so beyond, Like, dude, you can't just
Speaker 4: keep it. It's already in your car. Just keep like
Speaker 4: it's in your car, it's there, just keep it there.
Speaker 1: No, I'm gonna let it spill out on the floor.
Speaker 1: I like that.
Speaker 4: Don't get it, Like.
Speaker 2: People don't understand it it is their home as well,
Speaker 2: like this is the outside, Like no, this is your
Speaker 2: fucking community, dumb bitch.
Speaker 4: We did like real smoky the bears, like we want,
Speaker 4: like really just bears roaming.
Speaker 1: Around, bears with pants, bears running around ferociously attacked, like trained,
Speaker 1: almost programmed.
Speaker 4: Yeah, only to see people who are littering and then
Speaker 4: maul them on the That makes me so happy, just
Speaker 4: like going berzerk. You like, it doesn't seem me as
Speaker 4: long as you're not offending the bears just gonna be
Speaker 4: happy and like probably even want to come up and
Speaker 4: be you know, like the falls on the ground, you know,
Speaker 4: claps your head.
Speaker 1: But you think.
Speaker 2: Every time you gotta fight donkey Kong and you gotta
Speaker 2: go four rounds of twenty five minutes.
Speaker 1: Because look, there's because look there's like yeah, I just
Speaker 1: think just littering in general. Like I don't know, there's
Speaker 1: there's places like I've been in a situation where like
Speaker 1: I've had I've had like a i don't know, like
Speaker 1: a drink that's like half done and I'm like, I'm
Speaker 1: not gonna finish this.
Speaker 4: I'll pour it out. I'll pour it out on the
Speaker 4: like pavement or whatever.
Speaker 1: Yeah, whatever, I'll keep the cup inside because it's not
Speaker 1: gonna fight, you know what I mean.
Speaker 4: But like, so there's levels to it. There's levels to it.
Speaker 1: But like if you're just throwing your fucking plastic out
Speaker 1: and like paper and all, this is fuck you, You're
Speaker 1: an asshole. Fuck you.
Speaker 4: I don't know I feel about gum exactly.
Speaker 2: I feel I feel bad because gum does not bio grade,
Speaker 2: so I don't.
Speaker 4: It doesn't it doesn't biodegrade, and it makes the sidewalks
Speaker 4: look fucking awful. Yeah, I don't tolerate gum at all. Yeah,
Speaker 4: to me, it's just like that's the easiest thing that
Speaker 4: you could just you know, not throw on the floor.
Speaker 4: Like it's so insignificantly small, Like if you have like
Speaker 4: a piece of paper or anything. The rapper that it
Speaker 4: came in. Yeah, you're done, Just put it back in there, bitch.
Speaker 1: I don't think I've ever spit gum out on the ground,
Speaker 1: but I've seen gum. That's I probably did, kid, yeah,
Speaker 1: when I was a kid, probably, But like I've seen,
Speaker 1: I've seen gum just kind of become part of the
Speaker 1: sidewalk before, which, like, I don't like it. Dude, I
Speaker 1: don't like it either, but I don't know. It's not
Speaker 1: if I see somebody doing it, I'd be like, that's
Speaker 1: kind of annoying. But it's not the same as like
Speaker 1: a cup to like a like a pizza box.
Speaker 2: My god, I don't know.
Speaker 4: If I told this story about my horrible friend that
Speaker 4: moved to France, he uh, we were eating Little Caesars
Speaker 4: pizza in a car we were driving, and this guy
Speaker 4: thought it was so we're all mad at him. But
Speaker 4: at the same time, okay, well let me just say it.
Speaker 4: So he threw the pizza box. Add another car driving beside.
Speaker 1: That is crazy. You're you're telling us we're I lived it.
Speaker 1: I was horrified.
Speaker 4: However, the driver's response made it hilarious because he was, uh, okay,
Speaker 4: I'm sorry, I'm wrong.
Speaker 1: Wrong.
Speaker 4: It wasn't a pizza box. The pizza box was thrown
Speaker 4: out of the thing, but he threw the last pizza
Speaker 4: at the drivers, so it hit the windshield. And this
Speaker 4: is the crazy thing. It was this poor just Asian gentleman.
Speaker 4: It looked like it was just like grand the fatto,
Speaker 4: Like it was almost like they didn't even notice it.
Speaker 2: It's clearly on the windshield.
Speaker 4: But he was just so like like he was so
Speaker 4: like I think he was so like done, like he
Speaker 4: didn't react because I feel like a normal person.
Speaker 1: Would look over him like what the fuck? But he
Speaker 1: was so just like.
Speaker 4: Pizza on my shit, Like it was so and I
Speaker 4: was like, that was so funny. I felt so bad,
Speaker 4: but his non reaction made it so. But yeah, my
Speaker 4: friend was a minutes and then he threw the pizza
Speaker 4: but out of the winter, Like, bro, what do you
Speaker 4: do with a he I don't want to kill people, unfortunately, like.
Speaker 1: You don't know if he died. You didn't kill him.
Speaker 4: Most people, unfortunately die when they get jump out of cars. Unfortunately,
Speaker 4: you didn't kill him.
Speaker 1: Well ground or.
Speaker 4: That there's it's too it's too much of a gamble
Speaker 4: because actually when I have another friend that jumped out
Speaker 4: of a car.
Speaker 2: Yeah he did. He's completely fine.
Speaker 4: He panicked and then he jumped out, I can't be
Speaker 4: in here. Crazy thing is when I wasn't with him
Speaker 4: that time, but there was a time before where he
Speaker 4: almost did it and it was scary because we're on
Speaker 4: the fucking freeway.
Speaker 1: Memory.
Speaker 4: He was like trying to get out. There was a
Speaker 4: sun roof, but he couldn't like figure out what worked.
Speaker 4: And is he like an animal like freaked out a
Speaker 4: car that he had a stin of time where he
Speaker 4: was not well.
Speaker 1: Or he was an animal? He was, yeah, where he
Speaker 1: was actually and go for ten ten.
Speaker 4: He was a chimpanzee and then he didn't understand why
Speaker 4: he was in a car with not chimpanzees, and so
Speaker 4: he tried to escape to his chimp home.
Speaker 1: Where he can be in a car with with yeahs,
Speaker 1: get the fuck out of here, Yeah, yeah, we should
Speaker 1: get out of here.
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Speaker 1: had about like Jazon having a podcast where that's every
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Speaker 1: podcast flower oh fucking sniffing flowers?
Speaker 4: Do you think he cries like that? He cries in
Speaker 4: that cadence the way Mandark.
Speaker 1: Laughs in.
Speaker 2: Nobody would hang out with them.
Speaker 1: Has to be deaf. She fucking just put pencils in
Speaker 1: her ears, which is.
Speaker 4: More important hearing.
Speaker 1: It's why, it's why he's just not really see a
Speaker 1: lot of people were friends with comedians, but nobody, none
Speaker 1: of the comedians are friends with jay Z because they
Speaker 1: all hate his laugh. So we can't you can't be nobody,
Speaker 1: Nobody make him laugh. Every altercation with jay Z is miserable.
Speaker 1: Because nobody wants to make it.
Speaker 4: Can I go to your stand up? No, No, that's okay, Jay,
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Speaker 1: like in the in the middle of the jar, I
Speaker 1: like that.
Speaker 4: That is funny podcast. I'll put one hundred dollars and
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Speaker 1: You're laughing. They're doing transgender surgeries on illegal aliens that
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Speaker 1: Media group bankroll by Reapers today, So stupid Reapers today
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Speaker 4: Shit, man, I like Ben when I remember, I'm sure
Speaker 4: it's fine.
Speaker 1: I just remember. I just remember as a kid, just thinking.
Speaker 1: I don't I just the premise means a lot to me.
Speaker 1: Like if you have a good premise, I'm in probably
Speaker 1: like then the execution counts and it's like you know,
Speaker 1: but like I can forgive a lot of bad execution
Speaker 1: if the premise is good. I think Spider Man is great.
Speaker 1: I think, uh, there's all sorts of premises that are great.
Speaker 1: I think the premise of a little boy finds a
Speaker 1: watch that lets him turn into ten aliens is just
Speaker 1: kind of lame.
Speaker 4: Like I just don't think that's interesting.
Speaker 1: It's just kind of I.
Speaker 2: Think it's interesting. It falls apart the more you learn
Speaker 2: about it. But I think it's pretty cool.
Speaker 1: That's kind of like it falls about more you learn
Speaker 1: about it in an obvious way, like obviously that would
Speaker 1: fall apart quick Like it's it doesn't even have the
Speaker 1: facade of something that could be deeper than it is.
Speaker 2: Everything falls apart when you look into it. That's a
Speaker 2: big problem with the world. It's like, oh, this story
Speaker 2: is cool, right you look into it, it's like this
Speaker 2: becomes less cool. No, but when less cool, right.
Speaker 1: But what I'm saying is like Ben ten like from
Speaker 1: the first question, falls apart.
Speaker 2: An alien watch landed.
Speaker 1: Yeah, it's it's too much.
Speaker 2: It's it's it's a literation bullshit. That like his name
Speaker 2: is Tennyson and he judging ten aliens.
Speaker 1: Wow, it's like his name Tennyson. That's crazy.
Speaker 4: Yeah, that's so dumb.
Speaker 1: That would be like like, oh, it's Peter spider Man,
Speaker 1: Like it's just it's it's so dumb.
Speaker 4: There's Peter Parker, Bruce Banner, alliterations. People have a literative name.
Speaker 4: There's a Marvel is almost all of them.
Speaker 1: Tony Stark isn't uh, I got Bruce Wayne isn't.
Speaker 11: Steve Sogers, Steve Sogers, Reeve, Tony Tark, Steve Stennison.
Speaker 4: Yeah, Steven Strange as one.
Speaker 1: That's a crazy one, because like you're Strange Strange, whop
Speaker 1: have to be? His last name is Strange, Your net
Speaker 1: last name is Strange. Have you met a Strange? Yeah,
Speaker 1: you know someone named Strange. You met like Clarissa Strange.
Speaker 1: You know her name was like I think like Margaret.
Speaker 2: Of course it was a woman.
Speaker 4: Mm hmmm, well yeah, I'm not talking to guys.
Speaker 1: Women are strange. Margaret Strange, Margaret Stranger, Green thatcher we
Speaker 1: made fun of. You're like yourly to doctor doctor, doctor Strange.
Speaker 1: She's like stop please.
Speaker 4: You're like, no, you bitch, We're not gonna fucking stop. Yeah,
Speaker 4: if you want us to stop, change your dumb ass name.
Speaker 4: You yeah, it should be simpl eleven year old change.
Speaker 2: You're not gonna go to the embassy resolve to eleven
Speaker 2: year old change of name for I kill, and you're.
Speaker 1: Just gonna make fun of you for something else. If
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Speaker 1: if you needed that alliteration h Kingston, ku klutz Klan
Speaker 1: clan Jamison.
Speaker 4: I forgot they have a kna.
Speaker 1: My first name.
Speaker 2: Learn.
Speaker 1: I just don't think about it, you know, I don't know.
Speaker 1: I just like I don't think about the way things
Speaker 1: are silent, p.
Speaker 4: Like like paradactic. Yeah, yeah, I hate like the potassium
Speaker 4: is the K.
Speaker 1: On the.
Speaker 4: Letters, but letters don't matter on the up here.
Speaker 2: I think, well, it's because it's.
Speaker 1: Because looks like because K stands for carrots.
Speaker 4: I forgot why it's based off of it's based off
Speaker 4: it's based off of uh Kennedy, the name that exist
Speaker 4: in a different language.
Speaker 1: I forget what which language the Greek or something. I forget,
Speaker 1: it doesn't whatever. But anyway, if hung yeah.
Speaker 4: I thought, yeah, I thought you were you had a
Speaker 4: p in your name. No, you're lying, Okay, you're lying.
Speaker 2: Okay.
Speaker 1: If hug Metro, don't fuck you, he goes Kingston. No,
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Speaker 4: I gotta hear this.
Speaker 1: I don't. I can't.
Speaker 4: I promise you it sucks. I you promise, like, that's
Speaker 4: that's why some pony, some pony.
Speaker 2: This is gonna be like like Big Bang Theory levels
Speaker 2: of comedy. I bet oh man, dude, yeah, it's.
Speaker 1: What that guy it's the guy from Regular Show.
Speaker 7: What is this?
Speaker 4: This is just the song.
Speaker 1: I don't get it. This sucks. This sucks more than
Speaker 1: I This sucks less than I wanted it to and
Speaker 1: more than I wanted it to at the same time,
Speaker 1: because I was expecting like like a cringe original like rewrite.
Speaker 4: But it's not even that.
Speaker 1: It's just voice changed for a voice changed version of
Speaker 1: the same song. Yeah, your band.
Speaker 4: The person who said that, the person who said this
Speaker 4: to be your band. You probably have to understand Regular
Speaker 4: Show to because I don't really know Regular shows.
Speaker 1: I know Regular Show a little bit, and I still
Speaker 1: don't get it. Like I've seen a fair bit a
Speaker 1: fair number of episodes of Regular Show, and I don't
Speaker 1: understand what that was.
Speaker 4: I love Regular Show because they're like you.
Speaker 2: You're like, oh man, Benson's annoying, and you realize no
Speaker 2: more to Rigby just kind of fuck.
Speaker 4: He's a squid word of that show.
Speaker 1: I think, you know, if there was an archetype.
Speaker 2: Yeah, but I like Benson more than the squidword. I
Speaker 2: love squidwards like in general, but like Benson makes sense.
Speaker 2: These two kids live here for a relatively.
Speaker 1: Freezing they haven't canned the bread, and all.
Speaker 2: They do is just fucking the cause problem can for
Speaker 2: it is?
Speaker 1: Is that real?
Speaker 2: I don't think so.
Speaker 1: I don't know if well. I asked that question a
Speaker 1: lot about a lot of things.
Speaker 4: But looking up, I guess I'm not putting that on
Speaker 4: my phone.
Speaker 1: The purpose I'm not letting say the business expense, looking
Speaker 1: for the soul for the soul looking it up.
Speaker 4: I feel like the purpose of bread, it just can't
Speaker 4: do it, the bread thing by being in the can.
Speaker 1: It just it just can't work that way.
Speaker 4: I feel like I remember learning that it was real
Speaker 4: and I wanted to forget.
Speaker 1: I don't think it's I don't think it's real, but like,
Speaker 1: I don't see a reason why it wouldn't exist in
Speaker 1: some Is it real?
Speaker 2: What you what you find?
Speaker 1: No, it's just not. But it's not. Yeah, but that's
Speaker 1: not but is it? But is that?
Speaker 4: It's like a it's like a meat loaf of breadstand.
Speaker 4: I'm really confused. I mean, to me, it looks like
Speaker 4: banana bread. Yeah, yeah, it can't. It's canned bread. I
Speaker 4: mean it's it's it's not like what we think, you know,
Speaker 4: traditional bread. Could it be there's no.
Speaker 2: Like but it's bread.
Speaker 4: It's not.
Speaker 2: It's not.
Speaker 4: It's a very dense like a corn bread, but not
Speaker 4: like say, when you're thinking of when you think of bread,
Speaker 4: your first go to is not thinking of like, oh
Speaker 4: I want to banana bread or a corn bread.
Speaker 1: It's it's not the same exact thing throwing a can. Yeah,
Speaker 1: it's not like it's it's engineered to I want to
Speaker 1: make a sandwich. Get the can, bread, beans and sliced hot.
Speaker 2: No, no, get that British ship out of here.
Speaker 1: Brot your I I lived twenty minutes. I live twenty
Speaker 1: minutes from where mister hands was shot. Beans trump shot
Speaker 1: to electric boogaloo. We we at uh we we stuck
Speaker 1: at shooting apparently just sugar in these sabers shoot. I
Speaker 1: hate it.
Speaker 2: I had I had canned beans much later in my life.
Speaker 2: I was usually like, fucking like Spanish beans, like Spanish
Speaker 2: ws and rice, and I was, these beans are fucking awful.
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Speaker 2: I don't know.
Speaker 1: I must be referencing something. I don't watch streamers enough
Speaker 1: to know. Yeah, I well, I'll I've seen a couple
Speaker 1: of I've.
Speaker 4: Only seen like clips of things.
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Speaker 2: This motherfuck was a baby in high school.
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Speaker 2: I'm gonna I made a simple mistake, all right, but
Speaker 2: they're they're good ideas.
Speaker 1: Yeah you did.
Speaker 4: I mean, that's not a simple one. I don't know
Speaker 4: if that was simple misuse.
Speaker 1: That's just geologically like in act, I thought Africa was
Speaker 1: fucking Africa. If I thought hand it was, I thought
Speaker 1: I was where the fucking Greek gods sent their dead people. Hey,
Speaker 1: I feel like, yeah, James, what's there?
Speaker 6: I don't under being so informed about such obscure things,
Speaker 6: but also not knowing what Haiti is. I understand that
Speaker 6: I'm saying Haiti might confuse some people.
Speaker 1: Be like Haiti like the underworld. I don't know. There's hate, Well,
Speaker 1: there's hay d's.
Speaker 4: But people are dumb ship like maybe we need to
Speaker 4: just say.
Speaker 1: You said like the way that I say, like the place,
Speaker 1: Why don't we just say why don't.
Speaker 4: We Americans have American accents?
Speaker 1: And you know what is?
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Speaker 1: is somebody that looks like they would say that. Why
Speaker 1: fucking understand? Are they haiti? Do they hate people?
Speaker 2: And what's going on?
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Speaker 2: a well. Can you get the outro of the podcast back?
Speaker 2: It's it's allowed us to know when it's actually over.
Speaker 2: Patreon cuts off before the end. That's true.
Speaker 1: An we had an outro? I think we did.
Speaker 2: Once upon a time, did poopy poo poopy possum Shinnon
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Speaker 1: I g I think when I used to make it,
Speaker 1: I think I had something I used to Oh yeah,
Speaker 1: when I when I used to edit it, I would
Speaker 1: I would take some of the theme song from the beginning,
Speaker 1: or like the full track of the song. I would
Speaker 1: like use the end of it to kind of like
Speaker 1: I would fade it in over whatever bullshit we were
Speaker 1: talking about, and then I would like fade it out
Speaker 1: on it.
Speaker 4: But that was like ages ago, that was like years.
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Speaker 2: N words singing Tupac's how do You Want It Transform?
Speaker 2: Grema you Swen begging the people of Earth to raise
Speaker 2: their hands and shout the N word so he can
Speaker 2: make the N word bomb and defeat Majim Nigga Crain
Speaker 2: the Canadian Dave Grolls does does believe in age? Dave
Speaker 2: girl does believe in age? I guess it's a boy.
Speaker 2: Shawne d Derek sacrificing three years of his life trying
Speaker 2: to open the Starbucks bottle. That was a fucking That
Speaker 2: was a pretty I know it was really tight because
Speaker 2: I felt it in my muscle after I opened it,
Speaker 2: and I was like, what the fuck?
Speaker 1: Yeah, I don't know what that was.
Speaker 2: I have single handily killed over four hundred and fifty
Speaker 2: million women. Great Damn three x O and the visage
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Speaker 2: Jesus Christ from being on the HRT for three months
Speaker 2: and then having to piss your peanuts shrink from seven
Speaker 2: inches to four inches a wreck.
Speaker 1: I like the how it barely kind of looks lifeless,
Speaker 1: just like just just doing its job.
Speaker 2: That is such a kind of little drawing human head.
Speaker 4: It's a little it's a bear crushing a guy's skull.
Speaker 1: It's a living.
Speaker 2: A little bait.
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Speaker 4: I'm kind of happy with this one.
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Speaker 2: move my head from between shadow Heart's legs. I mean, look, man,
Speaker 2: there's some nice legs. Uh, there's only one queer left.
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Speaker 1: Look at his little hand his real feet to check
Speaker 1: this out real quick whiles.
Speaker 4: Yeah, yo, I didn't. I didn't even realize that those
Speaker 4: machines were in the game.
Speaker 2: I didn't know there either.
Speaker 1: But then I keep seeing this guy. Oh my goodness,
Speaker 1: he kicked him in the mouth.
Speaker 2: He's just crazy, that's will say, you know.
Speaker 1: Yeah, And then when he gets to Dutch, there's like
Speaker 1: a little resistance. It's very funny, but you know, he
Speaker 1: makes sure it's everybody of it is not Sean. Okay,
Speaker 1: Sean's not there for the people, for the people listening.
Speaker 1: You show you this video of Arthur Moorgan kicking a
Speaker 1: bunch of red Did characters into the meat grinder literally
Speaker 1: in the.
Speaker 2: What do you mean he didn't He wasn't the soul
Speaker 2: the first drawing he was what he was looking at him,
Speaker 2: looking at him, last, the last thing looking at him
Speaker 2: being the end, the end of this guy's life. Only
Speaker 2: you can prevent me doing is his head cracking?
Speaker 4: Yeah, the crack starting to show.
Speaker 2: Its like I just like how just no emotion, just
Speaker 2: doing it.
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Speaker 2: That was an era.
Speaker 4: That was an era with all that fucking dumb ass,
Speaker 4: dirty South, fucking crunk ship was going on.
Speaker 2: That was That was a moment that hip hop. That
Speaker 2: was the moment people thought mumble rap was bad. And
Speaker 2: I was like, did y'all guys not remember the South
Speaker 2: just being terrible?
Speaker 4: Oh yeah, they were all like to be fair, they
Speaker 4: were they were I think they were.
Speaker 2: They were just doing it for money. They weren't doing
Speaker 2: it for any sort of coach, which I understand.
Speaker 9: Yeah.
Speaker 4: It was just like make something that will have people
Speaker 4: turn up in the club, I guess.
Speaker 1: And uh, you know it got to the point where
Speaker 1: that redneck, that white Bubba Sparks got into it.
Speaker 2: Remember I found you missed Booty.
Speaker 4: I don't know, I don't I have people people about
Speaker 4: Bubba Sparks. I don't hate them.
Speaker 1: But I was just like it was showing me that.
Speaker 1: I'm like, oh, anyone can do this, you know what
Speaker 1: I'm saying, Like, because.
Speaker 2: People don't like Paul wall And I'm like, how could
Speaker 2: I like Paul wall Is the fucking dude man, Well
Speaker 2: he's not. I think maybe they just don't like him
Speaker 2: cause he's white.
Speaker 1: Maybe, yeah, it was.
Speaker 2: It was. It was white, and it was before it
Speaker 2: was before people had the means to see that, Like
Speaker 2: there's a bunch of ghetto ass white people that live
Speaker 2: in the hood with a bunch of black people.
Speaker 4: Like people didn't understand that yet.
Speaker 2: And I'm like, dude, all my Italian friends act more
Speaker 2: like black people air quotes than I do. They were
Speaker 2: so nigafied by the age of like eleven, it was insane.
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Speaker 1: He's so fucking funny.
Speaker 4: He's good Gage six. Jack Skellington, after walking through the
Speaker 4: nine to eleven holiday door, what's this?
Speaker 1: What's this? There's debris everywhere, what's this? Stupid? That's fucking
Speaker 1: in the air.
Speaker 4: He's like, there's people screaming all around me.
Speaker 8: What the.
Speaker 1: What's this? Man?
Speaker 2: People are too shot? That hilts the Jack Skellington running
Speaker 2: through the street, like that's a wild.
Speaker 4: The concept, the concept of that is is amazing.
Speaker 1: It almost sounds that is outrageous.
Speaker 2: Material. That's so good.
Speaker 7: I love I love imagining people on the like the
Speaker 7: plane grass is a boom, everybody sugary, is afraid. And
Speaker 7: then you see this like this did Tackling singing and
Speaker 7: you think you saw it because you only saw it
Speaker 7: for a little bit because he's like moving around a lot.
Speaker 4: Yeah right, you're and just hearing like a couple of
Speaker 4: seconds of singing.
Speaker 2: You're so already fucking wild it out because what you saw,
Speaker 2: You're like, what you see a little ghost dog flying
Speaker 2: by and you're.
Speaker 4: Like, I'm sucking in a coma. I'm in a coma
Speaker 4: or whatever. I'mouna run and make sure the building lands
Speaker 4: on me. Okay, peep, little boy?
Speaker 1: What what? I don't know. A little boy raping old
Speaker 1: men and getting them arrested because no one likes them.
Speaker 2: That's fucking crazy.
Speaker 4: Why aren't they parachutes in tall buildings in general?
Speaker 1: Because I think it would encourage people to do to
Speaker 1: use them. Okay, but let them use it the way.
Speaker 1: I don't know. I always wish that that was the case.
Speaker 1: I wish they were parachutes in tall buildings just because
Speaker 1: I but that's the thing. It's like, if there were,
Speaker 1: I would use them. I like, even if I had
Speaker 1: no reason I want to do, like do that I've
Speaker 1: wanted to do, like the whole parachute jump thing. But
Speaker 1: I'm just like, I don't know, I feel like too unlucky.
Speaker 1: I feel like something someone go wrong.
Speaker 4: I could never skydive. That's crazy. Chris, has anyone ever
Speaker 4: told you you have really big teeth?
Speaker 2: Do?
Speaker 1: I know?
Speaker 2: I know you You're You're a small person, so everything
Speaker 2: on by you that's a relative side probably just looks
Speaker 2: big because you're true.
Speaker 1: Yeah, yeah, it's gotta be pretty far.
Speaker 2: No, I don't know.
Speaker 4: I think, Yeah, I think I think I have normal
Speaker 4: sized teeth.
Speaker 1: Just I don't know. I just think I have I'm small.
Speaker 1: You know, maybe you just don't have like tiny teeth.
Speaker 1: I don't know. I've seen people with small teeth and
Speaker 1: that freaks me out. Like Charlie Kirk with his tiny
Speaker 1: fucking dog incisors. He looks fucking gross. He looks like
Speaker 1: he looks like a Beavis and Buttered caricature man. He does,
Speaker 1: And I was like, I just don't like you so much.
Speaker 4: People with tiny teeth just freak me out.
Speaker 2: In general. Yeah, I'm.
Speaker 1: I don't mind having teeth.
Speaker 4: I don't mind having big teeth, That's fine. I don't
Speaker 4: like I know somebody who does have big teeth.
Speaker 1: I know, Uh, they can't close their mouth. No, not
Speaker 1: that big.
Speaker 4: No, you know there's actually I don't know the actress's name.
Speaker 4: She can't close her mouth.
Speaker 1: Really she was.
Speaker 4: She played hawk Girl, one of those c W that's
Speaker 4: true facts c W shows like the Tomorrow Here Tomorrow
Speaker 4: and there was hot Girl.
Speaker 1: She was like she couldn't close her mouth all the way.
Speaker 1: Who wasn't you always saw? Who is it?
Speaker 2: Who is it?
Speaker 4: And I was I can't remember her name, but she's
Speaker 4: just she was like like, here's the tomorrow. I mean
Speaker 4: she was hawk girl W. If you put in HOWK
Speaker 4: girl c W, she'll pop up.
Speaker 2: Yeah.
Speaker 1: Like she like whenever she was just resting her face,
Speaker 1: like her mouth is just open. Uh this person?
Speaker 4: Yeah yeah, her mouth like whenever she's just resting her
Speaker 4: face like saying a scene, her mouth was just like open.
Speaker 4: I was like, damn, this bitch has big ass teeth
Speaker 4: and like her gums were like like horseshit.
Speaker 1: I guess a small got small? You got tiny gums.
Speaker 4: Large anyway, let me finish vagina, mebe fishy. That's weird
Speaker 4: that those they are two uh together, that's weird like
Speaker 4: this yeah, yeah, it seems like when she's just resting,
Speaker 4: she can't close her mouth. I didn't even look at
Speaker 4: their teeth both. I didn't even look up like teeth
Speaker 4: or anything.
Speaker 2: It's just like just found it.
Speaker 1: This is just a natural PNG. It's in like the
Speaker 1: first within the first like fifteen exactly what I was
Speaker 1: talking about. I was like, it's when she just watched
Speaker 1: that show. I watched a handful of episode to be honest, attractive.
Speaker 4: It got to a point where like they all started
Speaker 4: to cross over and I was like, I'm done. It
Speaker 4: is not on some bricks perfect. Those shows got fucking
Speaker 4: like it. They try to rope you in, man, they
Speaker 4: roped in the.
Speaker 2: Nerds that is. So I'm just trying to ignore. I
Speaker 2: just try to ignore, like like like yeah, like like
Speaker 2: I wrote it like no no no no no no
Speaker 2: no no no no no no, no naughty teeth.
Speaker 4: Down versus the gay sex men for a quarter John's tricklin,
Speaker 4: I will in fact be wearing a suit and tie
Speaker 4: to the super Bowl.
Speaker 2: I want to see that is definitely a very like
Speaker 2: a little like a little air quote snowflake person like
Speaker 2: watch our podcast, like.
Speaker 4: Oh oh like someone who's like really like sensitive.
Speaker 1: Oh you know.
Speaker 4: So there's somebody that I ran into the breakfast place
Speaker 4: I just went to well, I looked at them and
Speaker 4: I was.
Speaker 1: Like, oh my god, he's one of those clones.
Speaker 4: So there's these people now on in the bread tube
Speaker 4: side that there's this guy named Noah Samson or there's a.
Speaker 1: There's a few of them.
Speaker 4: They're getting mullets and having mustaches and then they're wearing
Speaker 4: short shorts like I know. I know that. I know
Speaker 4: that it's a thing now because I was like, I
Speaker 4: saw somebody point like, oh, like, look at these bread
Speaker 4: tube guys, and I was like, oh, it's weird. These
Speaker 4: guys have a mustache.
Speaker 1: I does kind of. He had a mullet and then
Speaker 1: a mustache. So I don't know. I wouldn't.
Speaker 4: It's in a bread tube. He doesn't make that type
Speaker 4: of content, like.
Speaker 1: The soft it's these soft, soft white male. Yeah, it's
Speaker 1: a thing that I like.
Speaker 4: Literally, as I was sitting down waiting for my food,
Speaker 4: this guy comes in, you know, good looking guy, fucking mullet,
Speaker 4: ustash this gene. I was like, what come on, come on, guy,
Speaker 4: Like you can't copy the entire aesthetic. Maybe just I
Speaker 4: don't want one piece of it, but don't just could
Speaker 4: be a clone.
Speaker 2: Like me someone like that and have a like I
Speaker 2: want them to see like the ship we talk about
Speaker 2: and have a conversation with them and.
Speaker 4: Be like you're something fucking homophobic like on this sit and.
Speaker 1: I'll be like yeah, but yeah, yeah, but but I care.
Speaker 4: Yeah somewhere down here, I like that because I'm friends
Speaker 4: with some of those people that are like you would
Speaker 4: consider that they're like too overly like sensitive, but they
Speaker 4: also understand that everybody is not like them, so we
Speaker 4: can we can coexist. So I can still say I'll
Speaker 4: use the word retarding gay and they're not trying to
Speaker 4: call me out because they understand that I'm never gonna
Speaker 4: not say that, and they also understand that it's not
Speaker 4: coming from a place.
Speaker 2: Of bigotry I am. I am a little more towards
Speaker 2: the like I say, the worst on the planet. I'm
Speaker 2: a fucking I'm a villainous person. I say I like,
Speaker 2: I like, I like spreading misfortune and badness. But also
Speaker 2: the same time, I'm very pcy and how I talk
Speaker 2: around people. Yeah, you're gay. I know, we know, we
Speaker 2: know you're gay.
Speaker 1: We know you and we know you're gay. We understand
Speaker 1: that you're a homoseex.
Speaker 2: But I just think it's funny people being so mad
Speaker 2: about stuff like that. It's like, dude, your intentions won't matter,
Speaker 2: not exactly what you say, what you think can hurt people,
Speaker 2: for sure.
Speaker 1: I feel it.
Speaker 4: They just don't talk to people enough.
Speaker 1: In person, that's all.
Speaker 2: Yeah.
Speaker 1: Actually was at a party with and I saw some
Speaker 1: of those people I saw no Sam party. Yeah, yeah,
Speaker 1: and I could tell I was like, oh, I know,
Speaker 1: because there was like there was like.
Speaker 4: An aversion that was like, that's so funny. I've never
Speaker 4: I barely know this version.
Speaker 1: I think.
Speaker 4: I think they are good people though, and I understand
Speaker 4: where they're coming. They know that they're coming from.
Speaker 2: Like even like even back in the day, the fucking
Speaker 2: the fuck the colored hair people from back in the
Speaker 2: day when you guys are making content.
Speaker 4: Yeah, they're just they had they had good intentions. They
Speaker 4: were just very cringe and fucking annoying, cringe and inexperience.
Speaker 4: But they had dumb sounding but the experienced talking to
Speaker 4: regular people in life, because like this is not how
Speaker 4: you behave you don't do this in real life.
Speaker 2: And they were passionate about things that are important I
Speaker 2: see that are being that are right now literally being
Speaker 2: taken away from people.
Speaker 4: How many times do you see, like the most just
Speaker 4: backwoods fucking or just even looking at a person driving
Speaker 4: a cyber truck, you probably want to say something to
Speaker 4: their face because you know they're stupid and silly, but
Speaker 4: you don't.
Speaker 1: You to get rid of him. You know how to act.
Speaker 1: You take a picture. Yeah, okay, good, yeah, okay, let's go.
Speaker 4: Let's get do this. The podcast had to be I've
Speaker 4: had about enough of this and wow and insane uh
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Speaker 1: Okay, Yeah.
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Speaker 2: And he goes to work. You shouldna squeeze himself and
Speaker 2: people don't know he's a bear. It's like that, but
Speaker 2: a bear that murders.
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Speaker 4: He's like, he's like, yeah, man, oh you literal it's crazy.
Speaker 4: That's him picking up It's him picking up a cup
Speaker 4: off the ground. So that's not even like wait, so
Speaker 4: when he's when he was mauling that one dude or
Speaker 4: squeezing his head, he wasn't at.
Speaker 1: Work, he was. This is him starting a shift and
Speaker 1: he gets dressed for the start of his shift and
Speaker 1: then he finds the letter and then he burst said him.
Speaker 6: Birthday, so he go, so does he walk around the
Speaker 6: street for no fucking reason, knowing he's gonna burst out
Speaker 6: of it.
Speaker 4: Well, he can't start as a bear, then people will
Speaker 4: avoid him.
Speaker 2: So he starts as and he's dressed well enough. That
Speaker 2: is that most people just think he's a bear.
Speaker 4: They see the clothes and they don't notice the bearhead.
Speaker 1: My name is Bear Barrington. Yeah, I'm a bear. I'm
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Speaker 4: You're gay, I'm gonna spank your bare ass. They're gonna
Speaker 4: shave my ass today.
Speaker 1: I'm sure that's in a while.