Speaker 1: Ladies and gentlemen. We got a couple trailers. Not nothing
too jam packed here, honestly, pretty low tier of a
trailer round out for me, I don't know, just spilling
my beans, what about.
Speaker 2: You the beans? I I'll pick those beans up and
then regurgitate them because I completely agree. Yeah, I mean yeah,
just jumping right to it, Jurassic World Rebirth. Is this
not like the weirdest trailer you've seen in a long time?
I just thought the pacing of it, like the vibe
is totally different than the trailers. It was just fucking weird.
I don't know if it's supposed to be it's like
shorter or don't if it's supposed to be like a
TV spot thing, but I just thought it was really
weirdly edited and just add a very strange vibe to it.
Speaker 1: I don't think it showed me anything that I hadn't
seen before on another trailer, and like man them in
this like gas station, like running away from this one beastie.
I'm pretty sure I've seen this like a thousand times now,
and I'm sure it'll still be pretty intense in the
theater with just like the big effects and stuff and
like just the intensity of the dinosaur creeping up on you.
But like, man, they're they're really using that a lot.
And even in the boat sequence with the spinosaurs, like
and like again, I'm sure it's gonna be maybe a
really gripping, uh scene. I think I'm putting a lot
of faith in this movie right now now I'm playing
up these these sequences, but uh yeah, it just didn't
do anything for me. And I feel like I've been
just getting I don't even watch like TV to get
like TV like channels and whatnot, but I just feel
like everywhere I go, whether it's at like a restaurant
or something, like they just got trailers for Dressing World
everywhere now and then just what we've been watching lately
in the theater, Like, I'm just getting so many of
these and I feel like my last Weekly Geek I
was on with Taylor, we talked about a Drastic World
trailer also, and it like showed me these exact same
scenes just in different order. So they're definitely this movie.
I mean, like six and six I'll say six point
six nine less than six point six nine, Wow, Okay, yeah,
I guess you can round up six point seven could
or six and three quarters if you really want to
do that, Yeah, yeah, I think it'll be a good time.
And it's like I've come a long way from being
in like my dominion fallen Kingdom where I'm like, I'm
so fucking down with Jurassic World. I hate these movies
where like I don't know, it's new cast and it
looks fun. I do like the characters that we're seeing,
Like like, I don't think it's a bad trailer. It's
just nothing new, right, So it's it's more annoying that
I'm like sitting here watching this minute whatever trailer and
I'm like waiting for something new to happen, and then
it's like summer dinosaurs rule the world. It's like okay, guys,
Like fuck. So I think my annoyance level is bringing
down the hype, which is the opposite effect maybe that
you want to get from these promotion trailers. But what
about you temperature check?
Speaker 2: Oh yeah, extremely low. I mean if I got to
watch this for golden Geeks, I'll watch it. But otherwise
this one's uh, I mean, I haven't I haven't seen
the last one, maybe the last two. I can't even
I don't even know where the heck we are at
this point in time since that Fateful Dominion review cancelation
I or it was called or was the movie before that?
I don't even know anymore.
Speaker 1: You just right to me.
Speaker 2: Yeah, yeah, I'm out. I'm out on this series for
sure right now. So, uh yeah, I don't know this.
This trailer was just just weirdly edited. I guess this
trailer made me think that they were trying to make
it more thriller scary vibes, like they're going back to
the OG movie in some ways, but like the rest
of the trailers make it seem like just kind of
you know, blockbuster action movie. So I don't know. I
just felt like it was a bit contrasting themes, and
I just I felt like I was being lied to
a little bit with this one. I didn't feel like
it was a reputation with the actual movie is going
to be like, but I don't know what the heck's
going on. It's just just bizarre trailre.
Speaker 1: I feel like some of like the other trailers though,
had that with like the d Rex, and then they
would show it like do you remember the d Rex?
The big fuck?
Speaker 2: Is that the guy?
Speaker 1: The red guy? Yeah? They like do a couple of
shots with him, and there's like a shot of them
outside like seeing him, and that just seems like very
like classic like t Rex scene in the original.
Speaker 2: Sure there's a little yeah, a little bit of that
for sure. I think maybe the music in this felt
just spins driven or something. I don't know.
Speaker 1: That's very fair. Yeah, cool, moving on. Uh, I almost
said how to Train your Dragon? I know you did
last Summer, Dylan muss I.
Speaker 2: Don't know what moves out now? By the way, right dragon,
Yeah it.
Speaker 1: Is, go check a review, Taylor, and I dropped that.
It was.
Speaker 2: I will I'm gonna put that on my watch later
right now.
Speaker 1: Yeah, absolutely do it. It was. It was I mean, yeah,
live action remake, you know, so not a lot new,
but yeah, okay, minor spoiler. Yeah, I'm teasing you. I'm
just trying to entice you. But I know you did
last summer, Dylan Musk. I don't know you did last summer.
But have you ever seen this franchise or series? No?
Speaker 2: And yeah, the last trailer was complete dud in my opinion,
and this one was as well. But the one the
quick question I had with the last trailer was like
oh what what did? What did they do? But then
this trailer kind of just tells you what they did,
and then it's like, okay, so we're giving away that.
So now you're just gonna I guess the surprises, like
who the killer is? I suppose, but uh yeah, this
is a zero and a half for me on the
on the high level. So I think this one, you know,
if the streets are talking when it's coming out, when
I if I see some hot letterbox scores, I might
throw all my list. But I think this movie's gonna
come out, I'm gonna forget it came out and I'll
never think about it again. Probably would be my guess.
Speaker 1: Yeah, to be hard, you have you seen the original
or no? No, I have no, Okay, Yeah, I mean, like,
so what they did last summer they showed in this trailer.
It's like the exact same thing that happened in the
original film, which I I've seen once and I watched
it on like the movie channel or something with commercials,
so it was one of those viewings, and I just
feel like it's kind of a lesser version of like
Scream or like those other Slashers. Like that's just how
I always saw it. It's like an interesting initial concept.
I feel like the first Scary movie, like the parody
like does like a lot of the I Know you
did last Summer jokes, So like when I think of
I Know what you did last Summer, I like specifically
think about the scary movie skits, so it gets some
random bonus points for that. But yeah, it's just an
interesting setup of like these friends, you know, they're partying, drink,
drunk driving, hit someone. Oh, we're not gonna tell anyone,
and then we're not gonna tell anyone, and then of
course somebody finds out they know what they did last
summer and then comes back to fuck people up. And
that's the first movie. And they even have like Jennifer
love Hewitt gonna be coming back Fred from Scooby Doo
Live Action. I never know that guy that actor's name,
so I apologize, but he's back. He was in the original,
so some fun callbacks there, so I like. And I
didn't see the last trailer either, so I think at
the start of this trailer, I was I was getting
interested on like, oh, are they going to change it up?
And then it's like, oh no, they're just going to
be doing a complete remake, and they're like bringing back
some legacy characters, but like, I have no attachment to
that franchise whatsoever, So I this is going to be
a big zero out of ten. I think on the
hype for me for wanting to watch this, and even
if there's buzz, I don't think i'll watch it. I
think there's just too much of the good content to
go view. There's there's there's plays, you know, back on
crunchy roll. Again, it's like millions of hours of vanon me.
I want to watch your ninety four is okay, I
know you're on a crunchy Roll, but I'll make sure
I'll splace a ninety four between between an episode and Titan.
Let's do that. And then uh so, yeah, that's two
back to back duds. But what wasn't a dud in
my mind is and I don't even remember what the
title of this is, Naked Gun, Naked Gun. I mean, yeah,
what more is there to be said? I first saw
I saw the first trailer for this in theaters. I
can't remember what movie it was, but it had me
like belly laughing, like like truly belly laughing. I think
I was just so shocked because that trailer opened up
with the bank sequence and just a little girl comes
in mass rip off. Its Liam Neeson. I want your
ass or he says the guy, and it just I
don't know, I'm I especially like we did our top
secret watch like like after nine watch commentary with with
our patrons recently, and I feel like I've just been
like wanting like more of those like parody satirical like
just so goofy pretty much like Monty Python level like
humor content, and like just the timing of it was
like perfect because then I saw the first trailer for
this and it just looks so ridiculous, and yeah, this
looks so fun. I'm away when this drops, which makes
me really sad because this would be a really really
fun viewing and review, I'm sure with the lads, So
I'm I'm bitter, I'm missing it, but I think this
is gonna be a hell of a fun time. Just
I think like eighty plus percent of the jokes and
the trailer just had me like cracking up, like like
and I mean, if the trailer's doing that, I'm sure
if you if we eventually see in the theaters, especially
if you're like with friends, Like I'm sure that environment
is just gonna be a fun time. And Liam Neeson too,
Like it's just funny how he's like like, you know,
he was the taking guy for like nineteen movies or
whatever along that win and he just it seemed like
that was like Liam Neeson for a while and this
just almost feels like like a parody of that character. Also,
of course it's of course like the time with like
him being Leslie Niels Nils Nilsen Nielsen. I don't know
how to say his last name, but rest in peace
him the original Fred from I think they were called
Naked Gun like that series. This is like a legacy
sequel or whatever. So yeah, I don't know this. This
looks really really fun and yeah, good time. And I
am thumbs up on this trailer. I thought it was
fun nice.
Speaker 2: I love that. Yeah, I gotta say I the first
trailer I loved, and then this one didn't do as
much for me, Like the humor was not not hitting.
So I don't know. I think this is for me
gonna be a happily streamed viewing. You know, get a
couple of beers of me. I'm sure I'll have some good,
good belly laughs, good chuckles in there, but I don't
know whatever. For whatever reason, the humor in this trailer
didn't hit and I I think I maybe not that
my expectations were due high or anything, but I saw
people in the discord today chatting up this trailer really
enjoying it, and so I guess I was expecting another
banger and then it was. I mean, the jokes I
enjoyed in this one were the same ones that I
enjoyed in the last trailer, and then anyone just didn't
really do much for me, unfortunately. But I'm still open
to it because I think it's a seems like a
fun concept and yeah, you're right, like we don't get
enough of these kinds of things these days. I think
that are quality at least, so this should be should
be a good time.
Speaker 1: Yeah, definitely an era like the scary movie realms and
like the epic movies and just like Vampire Sucks, and
the quality was never there, but it was just like
a lot of like same era of those movies coming out,
it felt, so this one's kind of a a breath
of fresh air.
Speaker 2: Yeah, yeah, yep.
Speaker 1: Any other trailers that I did not talk about it.
Speaker 2: I think every trailer that exists.
Speaker 1: That I think, so, I think we got every trailer
that exists. Anything else you want to mention, Well, oh,
actually I forgot. That's my name, Crazy Contraption. Yeah, that
was in the I Know what you did last summer trailer.
There's a sequence on one character. There's like a random
cage that comes down, oh yeah, on a character. And
it reminded me of the great board game mouse Trap,
which I don't think I ever played properly, but I
just love setting up that game and then the mouse
Trap so shouts out to the Crazy Contraption. Yeah, and
the commercial that they had on y TV or whatever.
Speaker 2: Oh yeah, classic box start for that game. Crazy insane.
Speaker 1: Crazy used to just have like commercials for board games,
like like, uh yeah, that was a big one. That
was an anxiety crazy game.
Speaker 2: I miss ads for kids channels, you know. I feel
like that was the good stuff, you know, actually saying
like fun things instead of just like all these fucking
therapy ads. I'm getting. I'm fine.
Speaker 1: Talk to someone today that's.
Speaker 2: You know, showing my algorithm off for sure, but these
therapy ads are getting crazy. I gotta say, like that
they've evolved over over the last few years. They're getting
to absolutely craft.
Speaker 1: They just hypnotize you in the ad itself.
Speaker 2: It's just very it seems very like manipulative for what
it is like. Should I feel like therapy should be
like clean and fun and not manipulative. But what do
I know.
Speaker 1: I'm just like pharmaceutical ads in the States or something.
You know, there's money incentives on.
Speaker 2: It, right right? Yeah, well we do have a pig're
on question. Yes, yeah, may bring that one up here.
Speaker 1: I completely forgot about that, so thank you for bringing
that up. I apologize. Patroon Clay Cocktail Clay.
Speaker 2: Hey, we didn't forget it. We didn't forget it. Yeah,
asks my Patroon question for tonight's newscast. I love this question.
By the way, we don't get questions like this ever,
and so I love it. Ask more things like this because,
as I just mentioned, I don't go to therapy. I'm
very well adjusted, so I can answer. I give you
good life advice. Been struggling to get my friends to
go to movies with me the last couple of months.
Any good strategies, tricks, trades forgetting people to come out
to the theater. I mean, we're just talking about most trap.
I feel like, you know, set up a little mouset
trap thing, a little crazy contraption and tricked them. I
think this is I love this question, but I also
feel like it's a really hard one to answer. I mean,
without the context of who your friends are and what
they're like, it's it's hard to say. But I think,
you know, we gotta we gotta go to the core
of the problem here. We got to diagnose what exactly
is the reason they don't want to go to the movies.
Is it price thing? Because I know the movies are
getting crazy these days, So maybe you could like try
and push for like a cheap Tuesday you or I
don't know what equivalent you have. I don't know if
that's everywhere, but you know, sometimes there's cheap movie days,
or there's like discount prices, or if they're like, oh
they want the popcorn or the popcorns expensive, maybe yes,
sneak some snacks in that kind of thing. So maybe
if the price is that that that could be a thing.
Maybe it's like the movies. But I feel like Clay
kind of sees most things. But maybe that's the issue.
Is like you just got to, you know, ask your friends,
what movie do you want to see? I'll go see
that with you, and then maybe if you go see
whatever movie they want to see, maybe they'll come see
the one you want to see next time. That kind
of thing. What else could it be? I mean, I know,
I think for a lot of people, you know, because
movie it's a classic like first date kind of thing,
but it also is like, well, it's not great first
date because you don't like, get to talk a whole lot.
You don't get to know each other, which is maybe
a good thing if you're an awkward person, but maybe
your friends want that. So maybe the maybe you have
to make it more of an event, make it like, hey,
let's go for dinner, drinks and then like the movie
afterwards or something like that. I feel like that could
be another idea there. But I also wonder, Clay, because
I know you do see a lot of movies. Do
you ever see movies alone? Do you have like a
fear of going to the movies alone? Because I do
that a lot these days, and I you know, I'm
not gonna lie. I quite like it. It's nice. I
enjoy it. I do also like going to friends I'm
not that antisocial, but I don't know if that's part
of it for you. Obviously it is fun to go
with friends, but you know, don't be afraid to go
on your own sometimes too. I think that's nothing wrong
with that.
Speaker 1: Absolutely, Yeah. I it took me a long time to
go to a movie alone for the first time, and
I'm pretty sure the first time I did, Like I
think Shay was like sick or something, so I like,
cancel her ticket. Oh, it's actually Top of Maverick, which
I absolutely love that movie, so I it was just
such a crazy like solo experience. But and then of
course go check out my famous September five review because
that was a solo movie mystery adventure. But yeah, yeah, no,
seeing the movies on your own, it's it's a fun time.
Sometimes it depends, I think on the film big time.
Like I wouldn't go see a horror movie alone. I
don't think I think I'd be a little bit frightened
of that, but okay, who knows, who knows? Maybe? Yeah,
I mean, this is a fantastic question. It's it might
be like a like a part two question too, because
of course, as you just listed out, like I think
we do need a little bit of context there in
the sense of like do they just not see movies
like at all? Like do they just not watch films?
Speaker 2: A lot of people just watch things streaming these days,
so you.
Speaker 1: Know, absolutely TikTok era. You know, people need their like
five second videos and like they just don't have the
ten just fan of that is that? Is that the
problem with Clay?
Speaker 2: Uh?
Speaker 1: But like, I mean, movies are interesting because there's obviously
pretty much like just so many different flavors of films
that we can have different genres. Are your friends like
big sports fans? So are they like interested in maybe
more sports oriented movies, which I feel like we haven't
had specifically like a sports movie that I can think
of lately. Of course, we have the famous F one
movie coming out the end of the month, but I
know Clay is super excited for so maybe I mean,
just just amp up the the thrill factor of how.
Speaker 2: Much coming up as a wrestler or a boxer or
whatever he's doing.
Speaker 1: That could be one for the sports boxing wrestler. Yeah,
four one. I don't remember that at all. I probably
won't see it, so if Clay asked me, I probably
won't go to see that one.
Speaker 2: But no, that's another thing, Clay. If you come to Vancouver,
I will go see mo with you. So you can
pick September five, you know, a twenty four rock movie.
I'll see it. Let's do it.
Speaker 1: See Clay needs more friends like you there you go
go see anything. But no, I I think it's a
big thing though, because I I do have friends that
just they just don't watch TV. They just don't watch movies,
and like they just they stay busy doing other things.
There's many things to do to keep you occupied. But no,
I I think what you mentioned Dylan of like tied
it into just like a hangout festive thing. That was
a weird way to say that, but like I don't know,
go get drinks, dinner or whatever and then tie it
into that, because like if you just if it's Saturday night,
people are working all week, it's like what am I
gonna do tonight? Well, come watch this three hour war
drama with me? Like, like what movies are you picking? Clay.
I think it's a big factor to it. But definitely,
I think the key is to get like, like you
gotta know who you're pitching and like like if I'm
pitching a Tom Cruise movie to Shay. I know, no
matter what I say to her, she's gonna say no, Yeah, exactly.
She's she hates Tom Cruise, not a fan. So it's like,
but if if How to Train Your Dragon Live action
remake her favorite movie of all time comes out on
her birthday, it's pretty easy sell. You know, I don't
have to pitch it. She's one to pitch it to me.
So again, you gotta know, I think you're I almost
said victim. That sounds extreme, but your target maybe.
Speaker 2: Yeah, I gotta develop a psychological profile of your friends
and then go from there.
Speaker 1: Yeah, but and then again and then like terms of strategy,
like I think if you're offering to pay, like I
think that's a big factor. But I I mean, if
you're at that level where you have to pay for
your friends, I mean I guess I do that too,
So I can't really judge that by any means. But yeah, definitely.
I I don't know, I know your audience and follow
up though, I I do want to get some contact
from you, maybe next after nine if you if you're there,
you'll have to fill us in on maybe these switch
you know, maybe we'll we just pitched works and he's
just has friends to go to the movies with. But yeah,
there should be like a tender or or you know,
equivalent for just going to see movies like Air. I'm
sure there'll be a lot of weirdos, but it's like, no,
no romantic romantic evening plans.
Speaker 2: So he's like, I don't want to get to know you,
I just want to see movies.
Speaker 1: You session. Yeah, well we'll talk before previous previous starts
we're not talking, and then you'll way after we got.
Speaker 2: To buy your own ticket. We're gonna go see a
three hour war drama on a Saturday night, sneaking in
food because I don't want to break the rules. Just
make it the least appetizing experience ever.
Speaker 1: Yeah. Absolutely, But thanks so much for your question. Uh
cocktail Clay, we appreciate you. And with that we're gonna
round this episode out. So thank you Dylan for joining
me this week. This is fun conversation. Yeah, we had
good discussions in there. Filled you in on the lore
of Subrena, Carpenter and Barry. So that was interesting.
Speaker 2: Feel like I have much more to learn.
Speaker 1: Oh my god, that's your YouTube now, it'll be like, oh,
your your phone's listening. Yeah, we're gonna get out of
here so we will see you later. Bye bye,