Speaker 1: To thirty first.
Speaker 2: Hey, everybody, welcome to Pink Shade. It's very pain here.
Speaker 2: I got Kesha recovering new show.
Speaker 1: Who look at us? Girl? Who?
Speaker 3: Who would have thought that? When we first recorded? How
Speaker 3: many years has it been?
Speaker 2: Free?
Speaker 1: No way? And I haven't got fired? Well, it's it's
Speaker 1: been touch and go.
Speaker 3: I figured that I haven't gotten I haven't gotten a
Speaker 3: written warning or I haven't gotten a written warning or
Speaker 3: anything like that.
Speaker 1: But who would have thought that?
Speaker 3: We went from nannydion Now we're talking about all kinds
Speaker 3: of people.
Speaker 2: Fucking look at us, look at us, and all kinds
Speaker 2: of people thought, all kinds of people are on the show.
Speaker 1: Yes, the show has just grown, Keisha.
Speaker 2: So this is Polly is a show that we didn't know.
Speaker 2: I didn't know, but it is kind of a spin
Speaker 2: off of Love after lock Up because we sort of
Speaker 2: did a a Beverly Hills into vander Pump Rules, we
Speaker 2: did a summer house into in the city. One show
Speaker 2: melds into another, except for way trashier versions, which is
Speaker 2: Love After lock Up.
Speaker 3: Downhill, Yeah, yes, downhill nine, So it's always downhill no no.
Speaker 1: No, no, no, no no, girl.
Speaker 2: Well let's talk about it now. If you're hearing this
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Speaker 2: episode one of something new on the free feed. After this,
Speaker 2: all the episodes will be on Pink Shade Prime ten
Speaker 2: dollar level. You will get it on Sundays. This show Arizon. Fridays,
Speaker 2: you'll get This is Polly recaps on Sunday. So literally,
Speaker 2: the only day of the week that you do not
Speaker 2: get an episode from Pink Shade is Saturday, and on
Speaker 2: that day you need to rest or catch up on.
Speaker 1: Your episodes because.
Speaker 2: Yes, indeed, yeah, seven episodes a week for me already,
Speaker 2: Lord took a break.
Speaker 1: That's right. There's two episodes on Wednesdays.
Speaker 2: Okay, let's talk about it. This is Polly Season one,
Speaker 2: episode one, and the title is this is Polly. Wouldn't
Speaker 2: it be great if there's a girl named.
Speaker 1: Polly, Pollyanna. There's been, you know, just so many different things.
Speaker 3: But we never would I have thought we would be
Speaker 3: discussing because what's the technical technical poly amoruso?
Speaker 1: Is it? Yeah?
Speaker 2: Polyamory and that kind of takes in polygamy and all
Speaker 2: the different buckets. Yeah, mm hmm.
Speaker 1: So basically you could be married and allowed to fuck
Speaker 1: other people.
Speaker 3: It's correct, really is or I don't want that life.
Speaker 3: I don't like fucking that much Mary Payne, or don't.
Speaker 2: Have five partners and nobody's ever married.
Speaker 1: No, I don't.
Speaker 3: I don't like that many people anymore, Mary Payne especially,
Speaker 3: don't want them in my house.
Speaker 2: I said to Dave, I'm covering this show, and I
Speaker 2: know you're not gonna want to watch it with me,
Speaker 2: but here's what it's about. And he was like what
Speaker 2: I said, Yeah, dealing with one person's hard enough. He's like,
Speaker 2: oh my god. He was horrified, horrified.
Speaker 1: It's just too it's too much, and you got to
Speaker 1: act like you like them every day and maybe I can.
Speaker 1: They can even pay me for that.
Speaker 2: Well, let's start with our crossover couple, which is Cammy
Speaker 2: and Trent Anita. So this is our love after lock
Speaker 2: up couple. We started with Cammy and Trent welcoming their
Speaker 2: their third Nita out of jail. Now, some of the
Speaker 2: stuff about Nita's story did not make one hundred percent sense,
Speaker 2: but we'll get there. And Nita also just bugs.
Speaker 1: Yeah.
Speaker 3: I was really confused because I watched the Polly Show first,
Speaker 3: this is Polly okay, and then I'll watch LUs like
Speaker 3: what the fuck? Like, weren't they just Paul and the
Speaker 3: hair was different? I was. I was a little bit confused.
Speaker 3: That's why I text you like, they're gonna be on
Speaker 3: both shows.
Speaker 1: Yeah, that was kind of weird. I was like, yeah, oh,
Speaker 1: and she does bug and so did her eyebrows they
Speaker 1: bug off.
Speaker 2: Yeah, Kimmy and Nita both bug for some reason. Trent
Speaker 2: he bugs, but in a it's an expected way for a.
Speaker 1: Man like that.
Speaker 3: You know, I would rather sit down with popcorn and
Speaker 3: watch a movie with Trent than I would the other two.
Speaker 2: Yeah. Oh that's a good point.
Speaker 1: Yeah, yeah, yeah, yeah, I would. Yeah.
Speaker 2: All right, So I'll just remind you because we know
Speaker 2: that we've seen them on Love after lock but we'll
Speaker 2: if you're not watching that or whatever. Here's their backstory.
Speaker 2: Cami and Trent have been married for thirty five years.
Speaker 2: They left a conservative church and went Polly with Nita.
Speaker 2: What they told us in Love after lock Up is
Speaker 2: if six kids and one of their sons had had
Speaker 2: a terrible illness, a disease of genetic something, and he
Speaker 2: died at age fifteen. They felt that they'd been in
Speaker 2: this very conservative church. They felt their church was not
Speaker 2: supportive of them and was telling them things like you
Speaker 2: must have done something wrong to have a sick child
Speaker 2: and then their job died, So that'll make you leave
Speaker 2: a church.
Speaker 1: That's pretty horrible.
Speaker 2: Yeah, yeah, so that for that fact, I was like,
Speaker 2: that's terrible. So they left the church. They went moved
Speaker 2: to California and they go to a newdist resort because
Speaker 2: they said, if we are going against the church, we
Speaker 2: are just doing We're doing balls at the wall. Literally,
Speaker 2: we're doing the whole thing.
Speaker 3: I mean, can we just start off with maybe a
Speaker 3: couple of lines of coke instead of going this far?
Speaker 1: I mean this was really far. Yeah, it's so far,
Speaker 1: such a switch.
Speaker 2: So they met Nita at a newist resort and she
Speaker 2: told him I will fuck your husband to get to you,
Speaker 2: and there they go. They're ethically non monogamous, which means
Speaker 2: everybody agrees. They communicate about everything. We heard this term
Speaker 2: on last resort when Jasmine was trying to convince convince
Speaker 2: Gino of it. Right now, they are very into solo adventures,
Speaker 2: which means each of them can choose to go on
Speaker 2: a date with somebody outside of the throttle. They get
Speaker 2: four hours with that person and that's it. Why four hours?
Speaker 3: And see that's how FIST gets started to four hours? Well,
Speaker 3: well what if I go four hours.
Speaker 1: And fifth ten minutes?
Speaker 3: Does that mean when I get home the doors are locked,
Speaker 3: I can't get in, right?
Speaker 1: But what is that?
Speaker 3: So what actually happens if you go over the four hours?
Speaker 3: It didn't make sense to me at all. You could
Speaker 3: do it eight hours, you could do in four hours.
Speaker 2: And and I guess we'll get into it as the
Speaker 2: show goes on. But it's like the three of us
Speaker 2: is sit to dinner and I'm gonna I'm going to
Speaker 2: present to you, Jacob, who I'm going to go on
Speaker 2: a date with for four hours next Tuesday. And they say,
Speaker 2: the vote is I?
Speaker 1: The vote is I?
Speaker 2: Or somebody says nay. And she says next Friday from
Speaker 2: four to eight, I'll be out of the house. And
Speaker 2: they say, I mean somebody rules, just be single.
Speaker 1: Hey, you don't have to ask anyone. Here's this is
Speaker 1: what it boils down to.
Speaker 3: And I hate I hope Trent is not listening. But
Speaker 3: Trent has resorts and he's just their sugar daddy.
Speaker 1: He's their sugar daddy. Day or sugar babies.
Speaker 3: They have zero interest in anything that Trent is doing
Speaker 3: other than providing a paycheck.
Speaker 1: They don't.
Speaker 3: They don't even like he literally looks like he works
Speaker 3: at summer camp. But he's been told I want you
Speaker 3: to follow those two girls around because we don't know
Speaker 3: what they're doing.
Speaker 1: That's what he looks like.
Speaker 3: They're just watching They're doing their thing, and he's just
Speaker 3: watching them, just watching them.
Speaker 2: He is always trying to get a little smooch, you know.
Speaker 2: He's always like, hey, give me a little smooch.
Speaker 1: Goodbye. Oh yeah, over here. Yeah, he's not the main
Speaker 1: force in this meal.
Speaker 2: Mm hmmm. So Nita tells us she's try sexual, she'll
Speaker 2: try anything, and Trent is straight, and Cammy says, I'm
Speaker 2: not gay. She's over and over she lets us know
Speaker 2: she's Okay, we get it, Cammy, you're not gay. She says,
Speaker 2: I'm pan sexual. I am attracted to the person. Okay, y'all.
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Speaker 2: things here that I did, in fact put on closed
Speaker 2: captioning to find out, but close captioning was so disgusted
Speaker 2: that it would not tell me. So okay, Nita says.
Speaker 2: Regarding Cammy, she says, she doesn't lick you.
Speaker 1: She doesn't check everything that I approve of check.
Speaker 2: Okay, she doesn't lick P word. She doesn't blank and blank.
Speaker 2: But it seems like it said like suck a dick.
Speaker 1: But if she's married to it was the other word.
Speaker 2: Suck a p words with the C.
Speaker 3: It belongs in that area. Okay, oh oh oh yes,
Speaker 3: yes that's what it was.
Speaker 1: Mary King.
Speaker 2: Okay. She doesn't try to get fucked by another woman
Speaker 2: who's not me mm hm Okay.
Speaker 1: She's allow princess.
Speaker 2: I guess, so she just la. She just later and
Speaker 2: gets all the benefits and does nothing to me too.
Speaker 2: That's great, Trent says. Nita brings a lot of adventures
Speaker 2: in our life. She's our midlife crisis.
Speaker 1: Okay, clearly, clearly.
Speaker 2: I mean you can see by the two women in front,
Speaker 2: and Trent's in the back again like hello.
Speaker 1: Hello, I'm here too. If you need a dick, I'm
Speaker 1: back here. Just just turn. It's just.
Speaker 2: Cammy says, I'm writing an email to my family to
Speaker 2: come out. You know, the kids know and if you
Speaker 2: select family and friends know. And Nita says, are you
Speaker 2: gonna kiss me in public after this? And she goes, yeah.
Speaker 2: They gave Nada Nita a ring and they want to
Speaker 2: be sure that she knows. They're committed for life. Yes,
Speaker 2: Trent says, my family might disown me, like, we'll find.
Speaker 1: Out what happens. So, oh, Dave, most definitely will.
Speaker 3: If they are still part of that church that you
Speaker 3: came from, you're being written out of everything that has truth.
Speaker 1: The name mom is going to be marked out with.
Speaker 2: A red marker yes and a sharpie right on top
Speaker 2: to make sure you can't.
Speaker 1: Yeah.
Speaker 2: So Cammy says, our kids are really great. Now she
Speaker 2: has said they had six kids.
Speaker 1: Mm hmm.
Speaker 2: We know that one passed away, so technically here she
Speaker 2: should name five children.
Speaker 1: Mm hmm.
Speaker 2: She names four mm hm, which means one of them
Speaker 2: is like, I don't fuck with you and do not
Speaker 2: keep my name out your mouth.
Speaker 3: Okay that that that fourth child said, that fifth child
Speaker 3: said you fuck you and fucked them braids in your hair?
Speaker 3: Because what was with the matching braids?
Speaker 1: Like? What? What? What? What was what in the cultural
Speaker 1: appropriation was going on?
Speaker 2: Did you also notice that in this scene in the
Speaker 2: kitchen there, I did not notice it until Cammy stood up.
Speaker 2: They are wearing matching outfits, that because Nita's is white
Speaker 2: and Cammy's is green, And when she stood up, I
Speaker 2: realized it was the same terrible outfit.
Speaker 3: I feel like Cammy wants to become Nita, and what
Speaker 3: she doesn't realize is.
Speaker 1: That Nita is just a good looking homeless person. This
Speaker 1: woman has no home.
Speaker 2: And I'm gonna say it's stretched to say good looking.
Speaker 1: I mean, oh, okay, okay in a world of homeless
Speaker 1: like dirty hair is.
Speaker 3: All okay, Yeah, she's a homeless person.
Speaker 1: I do need to say.
Speaker 2: I do have to say. Nita looked better on This
Speaker 2: is Polly than she did on Love After lock Up.
Speaker 1: She looks like a totally different person.
Speaker 2: Yeah she just got out of the slammer and yeah,
Speaker 2: all right, So Cammy talks about her kids, now here's.
Speaker 1: The kids that she lives.
Speaker 2: She says, the oldest is Tao, then there's Kia, then
Speaker 2: there's Tate, then there's Zoe. That's four kids. Zoe is
Speaker 2: twenty one, and everybody knows Nita because she's really lived
Speaker 2: with them for two years. And anyway, I said, that's
Speaker 2: four kids. I said to have six. So there's definitely
Speaker 2: one that doesn't want to be associated. Zoe is twenty
Speaker 2: one and says she's in a poly relationship. Great, Zoe's
Speaker 2: twenty one. Do it girl, go for it.
Speaker 1: So part of me wishes they would not have included that.
Speaker 2: I'm scared it was going to spin off into another story.
Speaker 3: Well, this is this is my fear. I hate it
Speaker 3: with people. Let's say there's.
Speaker 1: A gay couple, okay, okay, and then it just so
Speaker 1: happens they have a kid and a kid is gay.
Speaker 3: People will say, oh, the kid is gay because they
Speaker 3: grew up in this. I don't want people to think
Speaker 3: that stupidity, like oh she's like that because her parents
Speaker 3: are like that.
Speaker 1: It's like, no, she's twenty one, and when it's.
Speaker 3: Time to explore, I brother her explore at twenty one,
Speaker 3: what fifty five like her parents and now they're wearing
Speaker 3: black pleather in California.
Speaker 1: Yes, Alter, we have gold bond.
Speaker 2: Because so Cammy reads the email that she's written to
Speaker 2: the family blah blah blah, and she hits send and
Speaker 2: this is when Cammy stands up says we should celebrate.
Speaker 2: That's when I realized they're in the same outfit. Okay,
Speaker 2: and I was like blessed. So their next hero shot,
Speaker 2: now we've switched hero shots. Here. Let me see if
Speaker 2: I can pull up this new here it is and
Speaker 2: literally it says power thrupple.
Speaker 1: No, I mean, is that like a power top?
Speaker 2: Look at carry Look at Cammy in that picture. She
Speaker 2: looks like literally a muppet. And then look at Nita,
Speaker 2: who's like, hey girl.
Speaker 3: It's a poor trend. He's just happy to be there.
Speaker 3: He was happy he got to take a picture like grin.
Speaker 3: He's just happy.
Speaker 2: He's hoping he catches astray. He's like somebody, anybody, I'm
Speaker 2: over here, okay.
Speaker 3: And I think Cammy to me looks so much better
Speaker 3: in the La Loo episode with her natural curly hair
Speaker 3: in this well, I don't like the brains on her.
Speaker 3: I liked it when she was in La lou where
Speaker 3: it was her natural hair. It was in the same
Speaker 3: goddamn hairstyle.
Speaker 1: It's it's just her hair.
Speaker 2: She pulls it on top and pulls it to the side.
Speaker 1: Yeah, that's what I'm saying. I don't like that. Oh, okay,
Speaker 1: it's different with it.
Speaker 2: I see what you're saying.
Speaker 1: It's great it was her Yeah, I see. I'm wondering.
Speaker 1: Is it rated in the same style as Nita's but
Speaker 1: just with bangs. I don't know what it is.
Speaker 2: But she does.
Speaker 1: Look like Jim Henson missed her on this one, like
Speaker 1: it's she aspires something.
Speaker 3: Before Jim Henson died, he said, I did to get
Speaker 3: to finish it. But here's the sketch. Cammy somehow found it,
Speaker 3: like at in estate sales and said.
Speaker 1: I'm gonna do this.
Speaker 2: I think I'm gonna do that.
Speaker 1: Yeah.
Speaker 2: Yeah, So now we I guess we have the next
Speaker 2: day or the night whatever. Cammy's looking there outside, she's
Speaker 2: looking at the responses she got from her email, and
Speaker 2: she says some of these are pretty harsh, and one
Speaker 2: specifically is pretty harsh from Trent's sister in law. She says,
Speaker 2: I'm looking for another picture here. Okay, She says, they're disgusting,
Speaker 2: they're out of control, they're a disgrace to the family,
Speaker 2: and they will be blocked. Do what you want behind
Speaker 2: closed doors, but you don't have to put it on
Speaker 2: the internet.
Speaker 3: Well, okay, that was very mean. But what she said
Speaker 3: out of control. Did you see the size.
Speaker 1: Of that dildo they had.
Speaker 3: Yeah, they are out of control for that, because nothing,
Speaker 3: no one should be able to survive anything that big,
Speaker 3: entering or leaving their body, with the exception.
Speaker 1: Of a baby.
Speaker 2: Ay, did you notice above their bed they have some
Speaker 2: sort of like strap hanging above their bed. I was
Speaker 2: like somebody hanging from the fucking ceiling.
Speaker 1: I don't need all that in my life.
Speaker 3: I just look, you got five minutes ten on a
Speaker 3: good day, do what you gotta do, and we're done
Speaker 3: all that extra stuff.
Speaker 1: There was a there was a there was like three
Speaker 1: dill doughs, a.
Speaker 2: Vibrator, and one of them was like sparkly with like
Speaker 2: some chains on it. All right, So Nita says that
Speaker 2: she definitely feels a lot of guilt that this is happening,
Speaker 2: you know, kind of because of her. Now in the scene,
Speaker 2: because Nita gets up to leave, is where I noticed
Speaker 2: Trent sitting on their patio couch, and did you notice
Speaker 2: all the pillows?
Speaker 1: Look at the pillows.
Speaker 2: Yeah, they're all the pillows or pineapples.
Speaker 1: But they should be upside down because it doesn't that
Speaker 1: mean you're a swinger.
Speaker 2: Yes, but yeah, I mean we get it.
Speaker 3: That's why his that's why he doesn't have him upside down.
Speaker 3: He is not about this life at all.
Speaker 2: Look at the sad, sad man with these pineapple pillows.
Speaker 2: He's like, yeah, beat me over the head with it.
Speaker 2: We're swingers.
Speaker 1: I get it.
Speaker 2: God, we got to get pineapple pillows too.
Speaker 3: It's too I give Trent another year and a half
Speaker 3: of this lifestyle before he bounces.
Speaker 2: He can't take it. He can't take it. His poor
Speaker 2: little heart can't take it. Okay, whoa so campy? Says
Speaker 2: the hardest part is the silence from my family. You know,
Speaker 2: having an anger response is better than hearing nothing.
Speaker 1: Yeah.
Speaker 2: Trent glosses right past that. He says, well, I feel
Speaker 2: bad because I to think I'm doing anything to dishonor
Speaker 2: my father. And it's hard to be disappointment at this age.
Speaker 2: Like we knew this would be tough, but like, damn,
Speaker 2: of course, She's like, did you hear me just say that?
Speaker 2: No one in my family find it. No, he didn't care.
Speaker 2: He's drinking a beer in the middle of the day,
Speaker 2: sitting in a pile of pound apple pillows. So I'm
Speaker 2: talking to Hed. He tells us that he talked to
Speaker 2: his father about this beforehand and it didn't go over well.
Speaker 2: And he says, I've never gone through anything like this.
Speaker 2: I've always been my father's pride and joy, and I
Speaker 2: still love my wife, and breeding Nita into this has
Speaker 2: been such a positive experience. It's been different, and yes,
Speaker 2: we're gonna have tough times, but we really don't have
Speaker 2: anything to hide anymore. But also he's still the kid
Speaker 2: that wants to impress his dad.
Speaker 3: Here's the thing, kid, you so we're at the age
Speaker 3: where we can kind of understand some of these things
Speaker 3: if you get it, and we just snapped with it.
Speaker 3: I mean, the first time scholar told me something about
Speaker 3: pant sexual I immediately said, so, does that mean you
Speaker 3: have sex with like stuff in the kitchen? Like, what
Speaker 3: does that mean by the name? No, like a pan a.
Speaker 2: Pie, either one? Either one.
Speaker 1: Can you imagine us, imagine you trying to explain this
Speaker 1: to bones. Imagine I had the.
Speaker 3: Confusion, Okay, and I think this is probably how Trent's family.
Speaker 1: You don't know what the hell this is my dad?
Speaker 2: My dad. That sounds like something I did not need
Speaker 2: to know about. Okay, So he damned democrats, that's what
Speaker 2: he said. Okay, right, the liberals have gotcha.
Speaker 1: Okay.
Speaker 2: Yeah, So in the Talking Head, Cammy tells us she's like,
Speaker 2: Trent has always been the golden child in his family.
Speaker 2: He's the favorite son. He graduated as an honor student
Speaker 2: in all the business programs, like this is hard for him.
Speaker 2: It's also hard for him because his wife is in
Speaker 2: love with somebody else okay, with.
Speaker 1: A homeless woman.
Speaker 3: Who is an alcoholic, a quite possibly drugs Oh girl, she's.
Speaker 2: A former metheadict and a full blown alcoholic. As we
Speaker 2: learned in Love After lock Up. That was so shocking.
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Speaker 3: this is too much for me. I've reached my limit.
Speaker 3: I can't do the yeas.
Speaker 2: I can't w Okay, let me pull up their picture.
Speaker 2: Let's see. I think I got it.
Speaker 1: Let's see, may Payne.
Speaker 3: They have so many kids. The kids don't even know
Speaker 3: how old they are. The little girl got our age wrong.
Speaker 3: There's so many fucking kids running around there.
Speaker 2: Okay, so here is here are the yah the yahwehs
Speaker 2: yahwah yeahways yea was Yahwa's poetic, which pretty sure is
Speaker 2: not as god given name. It's Frederick.
Speaker 1: He's cute though, it's Frederick something. I looked it up.
Speaker 2: We got Jasmine. So well, let's go in order of
Speaker 2: how they came in Debosh, Jasmine, Maddie, Crystal.
Speaker 3: I'll tell you what I have a feeling between watching
Speaker 3: the dynamics of Maddie and Crystal. They are going to
Speaker 3: roll into love after lock up because he's gonna kill Crystal.
Speaker 1: Okay, it's gonna happen.
Speaker 2: Okay, I am not going to say yahweh before every
Speaker 2: single word I say this program. They're going to be
Speaker 2: going by their names. Okay, think it's too much.
Speaker 1: Okay, go do it for me.
Speaker 2: You know, we don't have six hours to talk about
Speaker 2: these people. So yahbeh Poetic tells us he's a businessman,
Speaker 2: he's an artist, he's a rapper and a father, and
Speaker 2: he's physically fine. He doesn't worked, he does not have
Speaker 2: a job. He isn't fact very attractive.
Speaker 1: He's very cute. That's what pisses me off even more
Speaker 1: that he's cute.
Speaker 2: Somewhere along the line, his cuteness got him into this situation.
Speaker 1: Yep, yep.
Speaker 2: First we meet Debosh, then Jasmine, then Maddie, then Crystal. Okay, Debosh.
Speaker 2: I did not write her age down, but I believe
Speaker 2: she's close to his. Let's see now, she's forty four.
Speaker 2: Poetic is forty one, Debosh is forty four, Yasmine is
Speaker 2: thirty five, Maddie is thirty one, Crystal is thirty eight.
Speaker 2: Here's what's interesting. Everybody got a nos ring. You got
Speaker 2: one or you got two, and some people have to read.
Speaker 3: It was a lot of I don't know if there
Speaker 3: was a special going on at the piercing shop, or
Speaker 3: maybe it's symbolics as.
Speaker 1: They're not married and wear rings. Maybe that's I don't know.
Speaker 3: Maybe that's a yewah yahweh Yahoo, whatever the fuck the
Speaker 3: word is.
Speaker 1: Maybe that's the way that's the symbol.
Speaker 2: Well, yeah, it means God. And they all have the
Speaker 2: the Arabic letters for yahweh tattooed somewhere. Crystal has it
Speaker 2: twice here on her collar bones. They all know what
Speaker 2: that means. But when you cannot tell me, those people
Speaker 2: know what that all that really means. When Deboche got
Speaker 2: in the car, she was carrying a little backpack and
Speaker 2: it had the Arabic letters for yahweh like on her backpack.
Speaker 2: He was obviously picking her up from work.
Speaker 1: Yeah, because he could do that because.
Speaker 2: He doesn't work. All the women work, I don't think so.
Speaker 2: So their polycule is a pentad. It's five people, and
Speaker 2: they're trying to explain the like, we're not sisters, so
Speaker 2: they're not like sister wise wives. Yeah, none of them
Speaker 2: are legally married, so he married nobody. Their bond is
Speaker 2: beyond paperwork. This sounds like fucking nick On seeking sister wife, y'all,
Speaker 2: except for he makes girls marry each other and he
Speaker 2: marries no one. Yahweh is love and he says, I'm
Speaker 2: always on the hunt for new queens. We can bring
Speaker 2: in other queens and I can date whoever I want,
Speaker 2: and I have sex with all of them. Sometimes they
Speaker 2: get jealous, and then Jasmine goes, I'm going to tell
Speaker 2: you something. My bedroom stays busy and full because she
Speaker 2: has sex with everybody, all of them. Yeah okay, And
Speaker 2: they're like, yeah, yeah, Jasmine's the freaky one. Well, what
Speaker 2: if you're not gay or by or pan or whatever.
Speaker 2: If you don't want to have what do you do?
Speaker 1: What do you have to I just want to sex
Speaker 1: with it. I don't I don't know.
Speaker 3: Jazzma looks like she'll cut a home, but like whatever,
Speaker 3: just oh, okay, you do what you gotta do, because
Speaker 3: she looks kind of aggressive a little bit.
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Speaker 2: is fake vines everywhere.
Speaker 1: Yeah, I didn't get it.
Speaker 2: Are they trying to make it seem like it's an
Speaker 2: indoor jungle. They have seventeen children with one on the way,
Speaker 2: and none of those kids had pulled all that shit down.
Speaker 1: It's because that's the that's not the yeha.
Speaker 3: What is the word they're paying yahwehyahweh, that's not the
Speaker 3: yahweh way, it'll pull things down. What would yahweh think
Speaker 3: of these children if they didn't respect all this great
Speaker 3: greenery in the house.
Speaker 1: What would y'ahweys say? No, it's no, they cannot do that.
Speaker 2: Did we see the outside of this house? We did.
Speaker 3: We saw them outside and the house looked like it
Speaker 3: was kind of big, but we didn't get like a
Speaker 3: full view of it.
Speaker 2: They've got seventeen plus five, seven, eight, nine, ten, eleven, twelve,
Speaker 2: twenty two people living in this house.
Speaker 1: There's too much fertility in that house. For me, that's
Speaker 1: just too much.
Speaker 2: And you do wonder did some of these kids, yeah,
Speaker 2: come with the moms into the marriage and then they
Speaker 2: had a couple more.
Speaker 3: You if you if your baby mama came up to
Speaker 3: you and said, one, I'm changed my name to yahweh.
Speaker 1: Uh huh, let's say her name was Brooklyn. I'm changing
Speaker 1: my name to Yahweh Brooklyn.
Speaker 3: I'm taking our three kids to come and live with
Speaker 3: me and Yahweh Poetic and Jasmine, Mary, Mary, Joe, Jed
Speaker 3: and all these people in a house. You have to
Speaker 3: be the lowest down baby daddy not to take your
Speaker 3: child away. I would not let my child live like that.
Speaker 2: There are four women here, which means four times four
Speaker 2: is sixteen. So if each person had four kids, that's
Speaker 2: still two more kids. Are there twins? They're better be
Speaker 2: triples in there somewhere.
Speaker 1: They probably have their own ward at the hospital.
Speaker 3: This is for the yahwehs y'ahwey's over here, because there's
Speaker 3: always someone president in having.
Speaker 2: A baby, and I don't somebody can tell us because
Speaker 2: I'm not a seeking I mean, I'm sorry, I'm not
Speaker 2: a sister wife's person. I don't know between those four
Speaker 2: women how many kids they had, but I know.
Speaker 3: The the first one only had one. Robin only had
Speaker 3: one kid and set her ass down.
Speaker 2: No, that's married.
Speaker 1: That's Mary. Mary had one. Mary rob is the last.
Speaker 2: Wife, and she brought into and then I think, and
Speaker 2: then had two or three something like that. We don't
Speaker 2: know don't come at us. We don't watch that show.
Speaker 1: Okay, So.
Speaker 2: Dutta d d fake greenery. Okay, they have seventeen kids.
Speaker 2: One on the way we meet the kids, they all
Speaker 2: I'm yahweh Suzanne, I'm yahweh Keisha, I'm yahweh Theodore, I'm
Speaker 2: yahweh Sammy, and I'm four No, I'm three.
Speaker 1: I mean what they can't keep up with their own ages?
Speaker 1: They how could they? These kids probably have no identity
Speaker 1: of their own.
Speaker 2: And they're definitely standing in front of a bunk bed situation.
Speaker 3: You'd have to would be like a double sack bump
Speaker 3: bed for all those kids. I know, even if that's
Speaker 3: a mansion, that's a lot of people.
Speaker 1: And that's a lot of people. How do they eat
Speaker 1: I don't know.
Speaker 3: I don't know.
Speaker 1: Pizza for that many people, I don't know.
Speaker 2: I don't know. And it's not even like a big
Speaker 2: huge kitchen either, like you at least you see on
Speaker 2: like the stupiditch duggers and stuff. They've got like a
Speaker 2: industrial kitchen.
Speaker 1: Okay.
Speaker 2: So they say their lifestyle is expensive, I mean just
Speaker 2: base level feeding that many people is expensive. They put
Speaker 2: everything in one pot, all the money they have, it
Speaker 2: takes a village and yahwe says five incomes are better
Speaker 2: than one. But are there five or is there four?
Speaker 2: We don't it's untire.
Speaker 1: I think he counts what he does, all the deposits
Speaker 1: that he makes around the house as a job. Okay,
Speaker 1: that's what I think.
Speaker 2: I did look it up and he was part of
Speaker 2: some rap group that no, ma'am, but I'd never heard
Speaker 2: of it. I mean, not that I would have heard
Speaker 2: of it, but I was like, okay, well, I don't
Speaker 2: know what that is.
Speaker 3: Unless he's on the stage with jay Z, Kanye or Drake.
Speaker 3: He't making no money.
Speaker 2: As a rapper and he doesn't have enough money to
Speaker 2: afford this. So Crystal comes in the kitchen and says,
Speaker 2: you know, babe, what today is. It's our anniversary four years.
Speaker 2: So she's the last one in and it's been four years.
Speaker 2: So we get their hero shot title page that I
Speaker 2: just showed you, which is these people this the Ahways.
Speaker 2: And so they're all having a chat in the kitchen
Speaker 2: and he says, everybody here, I need to see some changes.
Speaker 2: We've got attitudes, we've got people being rude, we got
Speaker 2: eye rolling. And Mattie says, well, I keep comparing time management,
Speaker 2: and I noticed he sleeps in Crystal's room most of
Speaker 2: the time, and he goes, that's not right, and Crystal says,
Speaker 2: that's not right. The talking head Crystal goes, yeah, we
Speaker 2: have a lot.
Speaker 1: Of meetings.
Speaker 2: In the talking head he says, we have no set schedule,
Speaker 2: but I make sure everybody has enough time with me.
Speaker 2: So he says to them, look, all of you came
Speaker 2: into this knowing the facts. You knew that you would
Speaker 2: be with other queens in this relationship up and Crystal says,
Speaker 2: I get it, babe, you just want balance, and Maddie goes,
Speaker 2: that's right, and de Bosh says, but the two of
Speaker 2: you are the ones that need to be more considerate.
Speaker 2: You knewer girls talking to Maddie says, Crystal and I
Speaker 2: are the newest queens, and we get jealous of each other.
Speaker 2: And then talking head Debosh says, this lifestyle can cause jealousy,
Speaker 2: and Maddie and Crystal with them, it's like a colonel.
Speaker 1: Now.
Speaker 2: This is when I had to turn on the close
Speaker 2: caption because this made no sense. It's like a colonel.
Speaker 2: You have to touch it to feel like you're loved,
Speaker 2: and they're gonna have to grow out of it. A colonel,
Speaker 2: A colonel, you have to touch it.
Speaker 3: It made no sense, but that's what would have said
Speaker 3: since she said, it's like a colonel waiting to be popped,
Speaker 3: like a popcorn colonel, like.
Speaker 1: There's gonna be, there's gonna it's gonna pop.
Speaker 3: All the tension between the two of them. Yeah, it's
Speaker 3: like this is a yahweh thing that we just don't understand.
Speaker 3: Mary Payne, we just we don't get. But Crystal, this
Speaker 3: is not gonna end. Will no no Between her and Maddie.
Speaker 1: Mac mad she was looking at her like she was
Speaker 1: killing her. It like literally like I had a dream
Speaker 1: last night that I murdered you. That's how she was
Speaker 1: looking at this girl.
Speaker 2: It was scary, Jasmine says. Jasmine remembers she's the she's
Speaker 2: the enforcer. She says, he's aware that the two of
Speaker 2: you have a competitive thing. So if he's not in
Speaker 2: your room, he's in your room because he's trying to
Speaker 2: make sure both of you are good. So then he
Speaker 2: leaves us alone. So who is going to be the
Speaker 2: first person to say I'm gonna make it work Because
Speaker 2: nobody wants to do it. So Basically, she's like, the
Speaker 2: two of you need to work this shit out because
Speaker 2: it's affecting everybody.
Speaker 1: Everybody.
Speaker 3: Yeah, I don't think the Besh gives a fuck. She's like, look,
Speaker 3: I'm seventeen months pregnant.
Speaker 1: I don't care. He doesn't have to come to my
Speaker 1: room at all. This happened. Yes, she's like, this is
Speaker 1: my eighteenth baby. I'm tired.
Speaker 2: So Jasmine says, yes, she is the second in command,
Speaker 2: and he always says, listen, y'all are trying to make
Speaker 2: this about me, but it's not about me. Y'all are
Speaker 2: acting immature. Y'all are acting like children. These problems come
Speaker 2: from y'all's insecurities. Y'all need to work on that. And
Speaker 2: if you're having a problem with me, we can discuss it.
Speaker 2: But the problem here is not me.
Speaker 1: Okay, it kind of is you because you have four
Speaker 1: women in the same house and talking.
Speaker 2: Eddie says, in a situation like this, you have to
Speaker 2: know what to ignore. We are mature individuals and let's
Speaker 2: figure out maturely where the problem is coming from. But
Speaker 2: sometimes you do have to tell somebody to be an immature.
Speaker 2: So now the ladies are in the kitchen doing dishes.
Speaker 2: He comes into the kitchen with roses and he says,
Speaker 2: get this, do all look nice? To all look nice?
Speaker 1: To go?
Speaker 2: Yeah, you look nice? What are the flowers for? They
Speaker 2: assume he's going out on a date with a stranger,
Speaker 2: but no, he's going to take Crystal out because she
Speaker 2: said it was their anniversary. And they're all pissed.
Speaker 1: Y'all pissed.
Speaker 2: See.
Speaker 1: I thought he was going to give a rose to
Speaker 1: each one of them.
Speaker 2: I thought he was gonna be like, I got a
Speaker 2: date tonight with yahweh Cassandra.
Speaker 1: She's got yahweh nubu, yahweh nubou. No. I thought he
Speaker 1: was going to give each one of them a rose.
Speaker 1: And when he said it was just for Crystal, like,
Speaker 1: oh shit, here we go. Mattie says, this is special treatment.
Speaker 1: It's not fair.
Speaker 2: So he goes to dinner with Crystal and he goes, so,
Speaker 2: how do you feel about the conversation the other night?
Speaker 2: Do you think it's even fair? Like what's going on
Speaker 2: as far as time? And she goes, well, we all
Speaker 2: want to spend time with you, and maybe we forget
Speaker 2: about each other and we need to work on our
Speaker 2: relationships with each other and she says, like, I think
Speaker 2: you forget things sometimes, like how long it's been since
Speaker 2: she slept with one of us, and then I get.
Speaker 1: Jealous, or what our names are? I bet he forgets
Speaker 1: their names.
Speaker 2: He definitely forgets those kids' names.
Speaker 1: They go by numbers. Yeah, they go numbers. Yeah.
Speaker 2: He goes, look, Crystal, I'm not trying to ruin our night,
Speaker 2: but there might be more Queens coming in, and can
Speaker 2: you handle it? And she goes, what do you mean, Mike,
Speaker 2: like what?
Speaker 1: And he goes.
Speaker 2: She goes, I'm not sure. I get so jealous, and
Speaker 2: then she goes, is somebody coming? He goes, I don't know,
Speaker 2: and she goes, just tell me, and he goes, oh, Crystal.
Speaker 1: I want to beat the shit out of him for them.
Speaker 2: He listen again, though, I say they did agree to it,
Speaker 2: so you know, hey, Okay, so we're going to our
Speaker 2: next couple, and this is BQ. BQ is forty three,
Speaker 2: he's in the car business, and Tamina is forty three.
Speaker 2: She wants you to know that she is from Queens,
Speaker 2: but they live on Long Island, okay, And here they are.
Speaker 2: They are Polly on the rocks. Look at that man's
Speaker 2: stupid face.
Speaker 1: Look at his stupid face, look at her stupid face.
Speaker 4: He looks like a.
Speaker 1: Normal human being. She's the one out here with fucking
Speaker 1: it off. What do you call that? Fox face?
Speaker 3: Classic surgery, a ponytail with hair sitches down our ass,
Speaker 3: with awful blue contacts and disproportioned breast in plants.
Speaker 1: Yes, I can pass by hem and never think it
Speaker 1: being her. I'm gonna turn around a look what shocking
Speaker 1: is going on? Shocking shocking.
Speaker 2: So they met at a car show. I mean, no
Speaker 2: surprise there. She explains that she's a model, and we
Speaker 2: do see your social media. She's got tons of followers.
Speaker 2: She says she was one of the first ever filters.
Speaker 1: Uh. Yes, she was one of the.
Speaker 2: First ever Pakistani social media models. She's from Queens but
Speaker 2: she lives in Long Island. She's a mom, she's a businesswoman.
Speaker 2: We never see any kids. They've been together eight years,
Speaker 2: engaged for four they have since they've been together, they've
Speaker 2: been in two polyamorous relationships. But they're not polly right now.
Speaker 2: They are closed for business and he's like, yeah.
Speaker 1: It sucks. Yeah, he's not happy about this at all.
Speaker 2: Talking ahead, b Q tell us he needs to have
Speaker 2: sex at least once a day. So to make sure
Speaker 2: that would happen, he got himself a dick pump, an
Speaker 2: inflatable penile implant.
Speaker 1: It's a robo dick.
Speaker 2: I'm going to tell you something right here, right now.
Speaker 2: Nobody gets an inflatable dick pump unless you need it
Speaker 2: for some medical reason. You don't just get it. You
Speaker 2: don't just go you know what I'd like, I'd like
Speaker 2: to have a major surgery on my penis to pump
Speaker 2: up my dick. No, you only get that if you
Speaker 2: have some sort of.
Speaker 1: Ed and you need to get it.
Speaker 2: I'm telling you, Okay, it just sounds so horrible, right,
Speaker 2: So you don't do that. Well, you don't do that
Speaker 2: just because you want to have a robo dick. You
Speaker 2: do that because you have a medical issue. And he's
Speaker 2: trying to act like he's such like because lots of
Speaker 2: guys that age can have sex once a day, I mean,
Speaker 2: you know.
Speaker 1: Yeah, of course, yeah, So he's gonna just like, I
Speaker 1: don't know, not even.
Speaker 2: Told us that, right, because he's trying so hard to
Speaker 2: overcompensate for whatever.
Speaker 1: Is happening in his pants and his tiny little legs
Speaker 1: that he only.
Speaker 2: Works out the top. Okay, so yes, okay, So he
Speaker 2: explains how she No, she says how polyamory came about.
Speaker 2: He got caught cheating. So I thought, if I bring
Speaker 2: it into the relationship, then he won't go outside of
Speaker 2: it to get it. And as long as I keep
Speaker 2: him here, it's worth it. It's a solution. It's not
Speaker 2: really something I was into, but any girl that I
Speaker 2: had chose, the girl has to look like me, talk
Speaker 2: like me, dressed like me. I want it to be
Speaker 2: my doppelganger, except she couldn't say doppleganger.
Speaker 1: She get every word except for doppelganger said it wrong.
Speaker 2: This woman, I know, wants to hold on to this
Speaker 2: man so bad that he suggested that they bring in
Speaker 2: just one other woman, that he's going to fox it
Speaker 2: just so he doesn't cheat.
Speaker 3: Girl, there are so many other guys out there with
Speaker 3: a rectile dysfunction that you can be within this world.
Speaker 3: You do not have to just stick to BQ, which
Speaker 3: I would love at some point if they would tell
Speaker 3: us why it's b Q.
Speaker 1: What does that fucking stand for? Brian?
Speaker 3: Yeah, Brian pointed, Okay, she is a traumatized woman. Yes,
Speaker 3: I don't think she smiled once during this entire episode,
Speaker 3: and herself is say, we literally watched it keep going
Speaker 3: down and down and down.
Speaker 2: It was kind of sad, like it's unbelievable that, yeah,
Speaker 2: it's it's very sad. So he says, polyamory is just
Speaker 2: a band aid, and she says, well, three years ago,
Speaker 2: I found out he had been in a relationship with
Speaker 2: his coworker who is my friend. And he goes, well,
Speaker 2: things were good back then. She goes, because I didn't
Speaker 2: know you were cheating on me, so she thought everything
Speaker 2: was fine. But he was cheating for three years and
Speaker 2: and he was lying to her every single day. She goes,
Speaker 2: so things were not good in his mind for him. Yeah,
Speaker 2: in her mind, yeah, she wasn't bitching at her, so
Speaker 2: things were fine. And she goes, I think we need
Speaker 2: couples therapy and he goes, therapy is a nog and uh,
Speaker 2: the worst thing. She goes, the worst thing about Polly
Speaker 2: Amory is having to trust everyone. Like you get into
Speaker 2: a poly amerslation, you have to have trust. She doesn't have.
Speaker 1: Based not at all. And how about the fact you've
Speaker 1: been engaged for four years.
Speaker 2: That's I mean, it's wild that she was like basic
Speaker 2: trust has to exist. You don't have basic trust.
Speaker 1: You don't have trust with it.
Speaker 3: You have to be able to trust your partner first
Speaker 3: before you start bringing someone else into the picture.
Speaker 2: Oh oh, this poor girl. So it's the next day
Speaker 2: or a new day. She has a nome bakeup and
Speaker 2: doesn't have this contacts in.
Speaker 1: And she looks so much better, so much better.
Speaker 2: So he calls her and she's like, hey, Pookie, what
Speaker 2: you're doing is my lunch blake when I got to
Speaker 2: just fuck three girls.
Speaker 1: But I'm heading back in to work.
Speaker 2: And she says, Okay, I know you wanted to do
Speaker 2: a poly date and I think you deserve one, and
Speaker 2: I think you deserve a chance to not fuck it up.
Speaker 1: And he goes, oh does he deserve that? What did
Speaker 1: he do to deserve that?
Speaker 2: I guess again? Is it just like he pays for
Speaker 2: everything and that's why she's so desperate?
Speaker 1: Like, I don't know, I kind of feel like that's
Speaker 1: what the situation is, I really do.
Speaker 2: He just reminds me of like a Persian Joey buttafuco.
Speaker 1: She should just go save Trent.
Speaker 3: I think her and Trent would be a good fit. Yes, yes,
Speaker 3: look at us, Look at us. Solving real problems, right,
Speaker 3: saving relationships, you know.
Speaker 2: So he goes, oh really, And so when we're talking head,
Speaker 2: she says, what I need to get him to quit
Speaker 2: cheating and go to therapy is to do this Polly date.
Speaker 2: So to get him to stop cheating, I will be polyamorous.
Speaker 2: I met a girl named Angie on social media. She's hot,
Speaker 2: she dresses like me, and she's smart. So I've chosen her.
Speaker 2: Does Angie know that you chose her?
Speaker 1: Or okay? Anyway, that's what Angie is. Nothing like you.
Speaker 3: If you say Angie is smart, because that is the
Speaker 3: exact opposite of what you are.
Speaker 2: So I'm talking to that together. BQ goes, yeah, being
Speaker 2: polyamorous could really help. Like, if we got in the
Speaker 2: perfect situation with somebody, I would stop cheating.
Speaker 1: No, you wouldn't. You'd be cheat on two women.
Speaker 2: So she tells him, Okay, I found the perfect girl.
Speaker 2: I met her on the internet and I've been thinking
Speaker 2: about it and I'm really scared. And he goes, well,
Speaker 2: I'm scared. You're setting me up. Who goes and he goes, Okay,
Speaker 2: tell me about this girl. What about the ass? What
Speaker 2: about the ass? And she goes, the ass is good.
Speaker 2: She's great, big booty, big boobs. He goes, Oh my god,
Speaker 2: I'm so excited. I'm gonna come home right now.
Speaker 1: Oh my god.
Speaker 3: Yeah, he was like, I'm coming all right. Well, the
Speaker 3: lady's not gonna let your fuck on the first date.
Speaker 1: Well he thinks they are, honey might Yeah.
Speaker 2: So in the talking to her, she goes, I know,
Speaker 2: getting back into pollyamory with him is a big risk,
Speaker 2: but I'm willing to try it so he doesn't cheat.
Speaker 1: Okay, so he doesn't cheat. Wow.
Speaker 2: They go out to dinner for a date. She's not
Speaker 2: wearing her blue contact lenses on this date, thank because.
Speaker 1: She would have scared the lady off. That's true.
Speaker 2: It's like, I don't know, if you watched The ninety
Speaker 2: Day the other way reu knew with Lisa, Lisa and
Speaker 2: Daniel she had on these like bright blue contacts and
Speaker 2: we're like, whoa, why, I.
Speaker 3: Don't understand those those that shit is for like sci
Speaker 3: fi movies And they're walking around in the normal world
Speaker 3: with eyes like that.
Speaker 2: And do you think anybody's gonna believe those are your eyes?
Speaker 1: Yeah, you're thinking, she said, do they look real?
Speaker 3: It's like someone being not much pregnant to do it
Speaker 3: look pregnant?
Speaker 1: Yes, bitch, you look pregnant. Yes, Mitch, you look weird.
Speaker 1: Those awful little contacts on.
Speaker 2: So they're on this dinner date and literally on the way.
Speaker 2: In the talking head, he goes, as long as she's
Speaker 2: female and breathing, I'm in Oh, I mean, the bar's
Speaker 2: pretty fucking low. Girls. Can you imagine if you heard
Speaker 2: somebody say that about you. As long as she's female
Speaker 2: and breathe and I'm good, okay, thanks.
Speaker 1: I'd be like, let me immediately stop breathing. Please, what
Speaker 1: to do with you?
Speaker 2: So this girl walks in, Angie, she's got a body
Speaker 2: from here. Yeah, yeah, and her body, you know, not
Speaker 2: to compare, but compared to Tamina, who everything is so
Speaker 2: out of proportion. Yeah, at least this looks proportionate, you know.
Speaker 1: Yes, I career one hund So in the talking.
Speaker 2: Head, BEQ goes, yeah, this girl is hot, going to
Speaker 2: poundtown tonight. You met her four seconds ago.
Speaker 1: You don't care. I don't care.
Speaker 2: So they sit down and they're talking about ally amory.
Speaker 2: They talk about their rules. Tamina explains, we do it
Speaker 2: all together. There's no one on one date. We do
Speaker 2: everything together, like, the two of you don't go out.
Speaker 2: The two of us don't go out. We don't do
Speaker 2: anything one on one, socially or behind closed doors. So
Speaker 2: does that means does that mean if he's having sex
Speaker 2: with her, Tomina has to be there.
Speaker 1: I think it's so.
Speaker 2: Or just like they all, he can only have sex
Speaker 2: with this girl if she knows about it. It's in
Speaker 2: the same house.
Speaker 1: I don't know that. I don't know.
Speaker 3: He's gonna do whatever the hell he wants to do,
Speaker 3: regardless of rules are that's true, the rules don't he
Speaker 3: doesn't care.
Speaker 2: Okay, so b Q says. He tries to say, we've
Speaker 2: we've only been doing this a couple of years, and
Speaker 2: we're not doing.
Speaker 1: It just because it's a fad.
Speaker 2: It's because we really believe in it. And Tomina goes, no,
Speaker 2: you're gonna have to say exactly why we're doing it,
Speaker 2: and he goes because she goes say it, and he
Speaker 2: goes and she goes, it's to stop your cheating. You
Speaker 2: need to tell the true we're doing this because you're
Speaker 2: a cheater, and he goes, no, no, no, no, no,
Speaker 2: Like he goes, here's the thing she's thinking about this
Speaker 2: girl that I worked with it with her friend that
Speaker 2: we were, you know, in a relationship for four years
Speaker 2: and and she goes, well, when was the last time
Speaker 2: you slept with that girl? And he goes, never, we
Speaker 2: never slept together, and tim and it goes he says,
Speaker 2: they never slept together, and Angie goes, bro, thank you.
Speaker 3: Auntie, come on, thank you Angie for having a brain
Speaker 3: half a brain, like, I cannot believe this woman actually
Speaker 3: believed that he was with this other lady for four
Speaker 3: years and they were not having six And.
Speaker 2: She goes, come on, and he goes, all right, I
Speaker 2: don't know, it was like January or February, so I mean,
Speaker 2: are we in March? Are we in December?
Speaker 1: Like and wow?
Speaker 2: And Tomina goes, what you've been telling me for three
Speaker 2: years that you never slept with her? And he goes, well,
Speaker 2: I mean obviously, I mean come on, come on. Yeah,
Speaker 2: And she's like, why did it take this complete stranger
Speaker 2: for you to tell me the truth. And he's like, well,
Speaker 2: this is a hell of a first date. And he's
Speaker 2: all fended and he walks off as he got called out.
Speaker 2: Yeah mm hmm, so talking ahead to me and he goes, well,
Speaker 2: now I feel horrible because I have found out that
Speaker 2: he was lying about this girl for four years.
Speaker 3: In the I couldn't even feel sorry for her. I mean,
Speaker 3: they're so stupid that you believe that he was not
Speaker 3: sleeping with this woman.
Speaker 2: Come on on, the talking head, He goes, I assumed
Speaker 2: that she knew and just would be happy that I
Speaker 2: came clean. But I guess not like she didn't know.
Speaker 1: I guess like, okay, she believed your dumb ass.
Speaker 2: And the talking head and she goes, I don't know
Speaker 2: what's happening here, but shame on him for trying to
Speaker 2: sell that bullshit. I mean, he's a.
Speaker 1: Liar, so he just gave's a liar and she's stupid.
Speaker 2: He goes out to the street, puts on his sunglasses.
Speaker 2: Yeah in the middle, I wear my sunglasses at night,
Speaker 2: and he says, I don't know if this ship was
Speaker 2: to me. It doesn't work past tomorrow. Tomorrow. I don't
Speaker 2: really care. That's why I always say line's the best way,
Speaker 2: all right.
Speaker 1: C LA walks off. It just walks off. Just it's like,
Speaker 1: you know, no apology, no, no sympathy, no no nothing. No.
Speaker 2: Now we're gonna get to our last group of Polly people.
Speaker 2: I don't think I have a picture of them. I
Speaker 2: think I took one.
Speaker 1: Oh man, you gotta have a picture of well.
Speaker 2: Let's see, I took one. But let's see it's it's
Speaker 2: on a page with all my notes. Nope, that's the
Speaker 2: power thrupple. Okay, sorry, I don't have a picture of
Speaker 2: Marley and Brie. Just we'll describe them and you can.
Speaker 1: There's a number ten. Hmm. That's good.
Speaker 2: Took me a second, all right, Marley and Brie. Marley
Speaker 2: is thirty eight, Brie is thirty seven. If Marley is
Speaker 2: thirty eight, I am forty two?
Speaker 1: What Marley? Oh way, there's no way, Marley. Okay. And
Speaker 1: I don't think this is going to be the only
Speaker 1: lie that Marley tells us. I just don't okay.
Speaker 2: They have been Polly for over fifteen years? Did they
Speaker 2: say that or did I make that up?
Speaker 1: Fifteen years? Uh huh. She's the one girl was married
Speaker 1: for fifteen years.
Speaker 2: I think maybe she said we were Polly. Maybe she
Speaker 2: said we've been Polly for over five years, and somehow
Speaker 2: I wrote fifteen. So for their polycule, they are looking
Speaker 2: for nine hundred and ninety nine thousand bitches that is
Speaker 2: so stupid, so stupid, so stupid. They are open, they
Speaker 2: are always looking for more. Here's where Marley says she
Speaker 2: was with her husband for seventeen years. They decided to
Speaker 2: be Polly and they met Brie. But then this is
Speaker 2: what's gonna happen with Trent and Cammy and Nita, Brie
Speaker 2: and Brie and Marley went off together.
Speaker 1: Yep.
Speaker 2: They are social media influencers, and because they're such huge
Speaker 2: social media influencers, women come on to them and daily.
Speaker 1: I tell you this, between you and I, we know
Speaker 1: a lot of influencers on social media. Rather, they are
Speaker 1: people that we follow all the time.
Speaker 3: It may not be, but if between the two of
Speaker 3: us we have not heard of you, you are not
Speaker 3: a big social media influencer. There's no way because even
Speaker 3: if it was like, oh did you see this, we
Speaker 3: have heard of you. So this is bullshit right here.
Speaker 1: They're not.
Speaker 3: There are some kind of swingers something that's for swingers.
Speaker 3: Maybe they're big there, but they are not like big
Speaker 3: on TikTok.
Speaker 2: Or maybe it's only fans. Somebody tell us somebody.
Speaker 3: For them to need ninety nine thousand hoes, I would
Speaker 3: think it would be on only fans.
Speaker 2: Yeah, No, nine and ninety nine thousand, it's almost a million. Okay,
Speaker 2: they get real big. Yeah, So right now they're juggling
Speaker 2: over twenty women. I'd like to discuss Marley's piercings. So
Speaker 2: Marle has a cheek piercing. And these are tiny little
Speaker 2: studs too, so not like big hoops or anything like
Speaker 2: the yahweys. A cheek piercing, a nose piercing, an upper
Speaker 2: lip piercing, to lower lip piercings, and several in the
Speaker 2: mouth tongue piercings.
Speaker 3: Can you imagine being behind her in the airport security
Speaker 3: like trying to get through. So now everybody just go
Speaker 3: ahead and sit out of her last because this bitch
Speaker 3: gotta take out all her goddamn piercers so we can
Speaker 3: all get there.
Speaker 1: Why it's and this is not a young person.
Speaker 2: This is there's definitely she's young.
Speaker 1: She's thirty eight.
Speaker 2: There's definitely more piercings too.
Speaker 1: Let's just oh, you know, there are.
Speaker 2: Okay, So Marley tells us that she likes big booty girls,
Speaker 2: and uh, you know, one of the best things about
Speaker 2: being Polly is all the great sex you have. But
Speaker 2: Marley says sometimes she wants some penis, and Bri'll go
Speaker 2: and get it with her. I don't think Brite has
Speaker 2: ever seen a penis.
Speaker 1: I I don't think she can even draw a penis.
Speaker 1: I don't think she knows when.
Speaker 3: Even the day that they said they would discuss male
Speaker 3: genitalia and six it, she decided to skip that day.
Speaker 1: She knows nothing about a dick. Nothing.
Speaker 2: So Bri and Marley talk about all the women on
Speaker 2: their roster, the hose, they're just lined up.
Speaker 3: They can you imagine if a man was talking like
Speaker 3: they are. Two men were talking about women the way
Speaker 3: that they are talking about, Oh.
Speaker 1: Yeah, they would be so canceled. It seems it's a pimpish.
Speaker 2: Slightly predatory, slightly slightly so people are not going to
Speaker 2: agree with us, okay, so here are their rules. No disrespect, okay,
Speaker 2: take care of your own shit. We are not here
Speaker 2: to pay your bankruptcy or your mortgage.
Speaker 1: Okay.
Speaker 2: Hygiene speaks for itself. No hot fish girl that is vomitrocious,
Speaker 2: no pillow princesses keisha yr I'm out.
Speaker 1: I'm out. I was good. I was good up until then,
Speaker 1: and I mean they got me with that one.
Speaker 2: So I didn't make the cuts, don't apply, didn't make
Speaker 2: the cut. They have a lot of pg's potential girlfriends.
Speaker 2: They will give you a six month trial period. And
Speaker 2: the worst thing is when you get one of these
Speaker 2: girls and you get let down. You know, some people
Speaker 2: think of them as weird or swingers and that they
Speaker 2: just have orgies. Well, that's what you're trying to get
Speaker 2: us something. That's what you just told us. Marlee is
Speaker 2: still legally married to her ex husband. She's been separated
Speaker 2: for three years, so they must have been polly for
Speaker 2: five because she's been yeah and not gotten the balls
Speaker 2: to file. So they talk about this one girl, I
Speaker 2: don't know, she has no ass, another girl, Oh she
Speaker 2: got bad teeth. Another girl, Oh, she's too ghetto, and
Speaker 2: this other one she choose too loud.
Speaker 1: Okay, it sounds like that's when we're recording. It's talking about.
Speaker 2: No ass, bad tea, to ghetto. Yeah, they like this
Speaker 2: one girl named key k e e Key. And Marley
Speaker 2: tells Brie, are you ever gonna propose to me? And
Speaker 2: Brite says, I can't propose to somebody who's already married. Marley,
Speaker 2: you need to show some action about getting divorced. Okay, okay,
Speaker 2: so we know who is the who's the dominant one here? Okay,
Speaker 2: So Marley and Brie are going to take Key on
Speaker 2: a date. Did you like speed car racing or something?
Speaker 1: I love that. Oh my gosh, I was terrified.
Speaker 2: I was.
Speaker 1: I would that so much.
Speaker 2: I would never I was Marley.
Speaker 1: I was.
Speaker 2: Yeah. Key walks in in a hot pink jumpsuit. Now
Speaker 2: she's really cute.
Speaker 1: She's too cute for them. She's so cute to be
Speaker 1: up with them.
Speaker 2: Now, let me see. Also, I thought maybe I took
Speaker 2: a picture of Keys' hair.
Speaker 1: I did. Okay, I remember to take a picture of this.
Speaker 1: What's happening on the front. Here we go again with
Speaker 1: these goddamn edges, like.
Speaker 2: We we here's my I love, I love what's the
Speaker 2: what's the ruling here?
Speaker 3: I I'm just an attorney here, okay, so La Lou,
Speaker 3: I'm a full blown judge.
Speaker 1: I'm just gonna be attorney here. Okay, A consultant here's
Speaker 1: studying it. I love baby hair. I love natural baby hair. Yeah,
Speaker 1: but when you have to make the baby hair, uh
Speaker 1: just just give it up.
Speaker 3: Basically, what she's trying to do is cover up the
Speaker 3: lace of her wig what they went to goddamn far
Speaker 3: because as you can see half an inch away, it's
Speaker 3: her eyebrow.
Speaker 2: But it's also it's not even the eyebrow to me,
Speaker 2: it's the fact that it's not even attached to the
Speaker 2: other hair. So it looks like she has hair growth
Speaker 2: in the middle of her forehead that's not attached to.
Speaker 1: Her hairline because her silas fucked her up.
Speaker 2: Okay, on the side, it looks okay. On the side,
Speaker 2: that's all right with that whole big.
Speaker 1: Gap, yea right there. I don't know. I don't know
Speaker 1: if she snatched it out, but she's I don't know what.
Speaker 2: She's really cute, this girl.
Speaker 1: I thought she was really cute.
Speaker 2: She came in in her pink jumpsuit like she's ready
Speaker 2: to erase the car. I thought it was cute.
Speaker 1: She should have wore a pink cat and between her
Speaker 1: baby hairs.
Speaker 2: Okay, so she's cute, and she goes, I know, I
Speaker 2: know I'm the girl. I know I'm the one. And
Speaker 2: Marley and Brie are all horned up for her. They
Speaker 2: are talking about eating up with a spoon, and like
Speaker 2: I said, it seems a little.
Speaker 1: Predasory smitch, predatory but I mean keys.
Speaker 2: Up for it or whatever.
Speaker 1: Maybe that's what she likes.
Speaker 2: I don't know. So all three women go in a
Speaker 2: car with like a test driver. Marley is petrified and
Speaker 2: has her hand that's me, and Key says. She comes
Speaker 2: out and goes, I had so much fun. This was
Speaker 2: the best birthday gift I ever had. And they're like,
Speaker 2: all right, great, and brisays, so how are you feeling
Speaker 2: about us? You know, girl, you hit that six month mark?
Speaker 2: And Marlee reminds us the six month mark is important
Speaker 2: because in six months you can go to jail.
Speaker 1: What do you could do that in a day? What
Speaker 1: you can do that this afternoon?
Speaker 2: In six months, so much can change.
Speaker 1: You could go to jail. You know, in six months
Speaker 1: you go through all the seasons. That's not all the season,
Speaker 1: not no, okay, And in six.
Speaker 2: Months you could figure out how you're going to act
Speaker 2: in a.
Speaker 1: Situation with two people.
Speaker 2: And very few people hit the six month mark. I'm
Speaker 2: gonna guess half of them go to jail, because why
Speaker 2: did you say that?
Speaker 3: Here's you're not a temp agency higher situation here, which
Speaker 3: is what they're making you see. One I agree, these
Speaker 3: two bugs, they really bug the shit out of the buck,
Speaker 3: they bug, they really do.
Speaker 1: They say, is so good? O good?
Speaker 2: So they tell Key she meets all the rules, you know,
Speaker 2: uh respects, no hot fish, blah blah blah blah, no pillow,
Speaker 2: princess whatever, and they say, we want to ask you
Speaker 2: to be our girlfriend. She's like, oh really, oh god.
Speaker 2: She says, well, I would love to, but I've never
Speaker 2: done this before, you know, and I wouldn't really be
Speaker 2: sure what to expect being a relationship with the two
Speaker 2: of you, and how to share and everything, and the
Speaker 2: family dynamics, you know, sometimes the family they can be
Speaker 2: kind of judging. Well, then you shouldn't have gone on
Speaker 2: this TV show, because here you are because not the secret.
Speaker 2: The gig is up.
Speaker 1: The secret is out.
Speaker 2: Now you may as well get something out of it.
Speaker 1: Here's the thing she used y'all for our birthday. You
Speaker 1: if now she got a bounce.
Speaker 2: Basically, she goes, I'm really gonna have to think about it, okay,
Speaker 2: and I'll give you an answer, but I really have
Speaker 2: to think about it. And I Bree says, all right,
Speaker 2: that's fine, but you know there's a roster, so don't
Speaker 2: take too much time, girl, And then we get a
Speaker 2: talking to head with Marlon and Brie going, no, this
Speaker 2: bitch didn't know.
Speaker 4: This bitch did not everybody. Everybody wants to get with
Speaker 4: this can't wait, cannot wait. And that is the end
Speaker 4: of This is Poly Episode one. I did not take
Speaker 4: notes on what's to come this season because we saw
Speaker 4: people we didn't know. We saw tattoos, we saw yellow hair,
Speaker 4: we saw piercings, we saw people that I didn't know
Speaker 4: what was happening.
Speaker 1: So I just said, we'll just let it right. We
Speaker 1: saw enough. It was time for the episode to end.
Speaker 1: We saw quite enough, and yet we have to see
Speaker 1: wah La Lou. It was a lot. It was a lot,
Speaker 1: you guys.
Speaker 2: I'm glad we decided to cover it. I'm glad you
Speaker 2: just decided to join me. Well, I mean you didn't
Speaker 2: really decide to join me.
Speaker 1: I told you that you No, No, you didn't tell me.
Speaker 1: I just saw an email that I happened to be
Speaker 1: c seed on. I might have been blonde se seed
Speaker 1: on it. I don't even know.
Speaker 2: I'm like, what the fuck is going on? I'm like, what, huh?
Speaker 2: And I know you don't.
Speaker 1: I know you don't. I know you don't listen to
Speaker 1: the episodes.
Speaker 2: But Kimberly like had asked me on an episode about
Speaker 2: this show, and we're gonna cover it, and I go, no,
Speaker 2: absolutely not, and she goes, you're gonna cover it with me?
Speaker 2: You gonna cover with Keisha. I go, I'm not cover
Speaker 2: it with anybody. I'm not doing this trash forget it.
Speaker 2: And then the next day I recorded with her and
Speaker 2: I go, I think I've decided I'm gonna cover this
Speaker 2: is Polly. She's like, you just told me yesterday. I go, yeah,
Speaker 2: I'm just out of Keisha. Nah. She's like, this is
Speaker 2: the kind of shit she.
Speaker 3: Does on the regular. And then you will you in
Speaker 3: a given morning, you'll wake up to like ten text
Speaker 3: messages from Mary Pam like what the fuck were you
Speaker 3: doing up that late? What this is why you don't
Speaker 3: like to get up early because you're up at one
Speaker 3: o'clock in the morning, send it ted talks and emails.
Speaker 3: I know.
Speaker 2: All of this is true, but I will tell you,
Speaker 2: and this is somewhat of a hashtag ad not meaning
Speaker 2: it to be, but I really have been taking this
Speaker 2: magnesium at night that is someone in sleep, and you
Speaker 2: take it with like dinner, so by the time you're
Speaker 2: ready to go to sleep. I really do fall asleep
Speaker 2: so much better now, so hopefully that middle of the
Speaker 2: night activity is gonna cease to exist. I'm gonna start
Speaker 2: going to bed at a regular hour.
Speaker 1: I don't think so. I mean, I hope for you.
Speaker 1: Yeah yeah, but I'm gonna have to see it to
Speaker 1: believe it.
Speaker 2: Okay, I'm not staying up till like one. I was
Speaker 2: staying up till one because honestly, I just couldn't fall asleep,
Speaker 2: so I was just like, all right, I'll just be awake.
Speaker 2: But now I'm like, I'm gonna shut the light off
Speaker 2: and read my book at eleven and then I'm going
Speaker 2: to night night.
Speaker 1: What are you reading?
Speaker 2: I'm currently reading. I just started my friend's book and
Speaker 2: it literally is my high school friend, Kathriine Sockett, who
Speaker 2: wrote The Help. She wrote a new book called The
Speaker 2: Calamity Club, and I just started reading it. I just
Speaker 2: started reading it. But let me tell you what. There
Speaker 2: are two books that I just read back to back,
Speaker 2: and they're both about reality shows.
Speaker 1: Okay.
Speaker 2: One was called The Favorite Sister and it's sort of
Speaker 2: based on sort of like a Housewives things. But the
Speaker 2: premise of the show that they're on is like single,
Speaker 2: empowered women who don't have kids, who are just like
Speaker 2: boss bitches. Okay, and that's the premise of the reality show.
Speaker 2: But it's all about the relationships of these women who
Speaker 2: like hate each other or would have never known each other,
Speaker 2: or or pretending to be something just for camera, or
Speaker 2: and then somebody dies and it's a murder mystery. It's
Speaker 2: really good that one's called the Favorite Sister. And then
Speaker 2: another book I just read is called The Book of Luke,
Speaker 2: and it also is about sort of like a survivor
Speaker 2: type reality show, and it's how they come back season
Speaker 2: after season, and it's like they're on season twenty and
Speaker 2: so some of these people are coming back and it's
Speaker 2: like how their lives have turned around. And also somebody
Speaker 2: has died. And I liked the Favorite Sister better, probably
Speaker 2: because it's just only women.
Speaker 3: Okay, Well I am if anyone has been reading the
Speaker 3: Four Wing trilogy. Okay, I'm at the last book and
Speaker 3: this lady has not written the next book, so I
Speaker 3: need another book recommendation now, you I'm not very mature
Speaker 3: with my reading, like I'd like to read like reality
Speaker 3: TV stars their books or like what is it y
Speaker 3: a young yes audience, and sometimes.
Speaker 1: I'll read like a Leanne Moriotti book. Is that her name?
Speaker 3: Yes, yeah, I'll read some of her books, but I'm
Speaker 3: back to my teenage books, so send me recommendations.
Speaker 2: I recommend all the books by Elon Hildebrand that are
Speaker 2: all about Nantucket. All of them are good.
Speaker 1: I've read some of her books.
Speaker 2: Yeah, they're all really good. I think it's Eli is
Speaker 2: pronounced Ellen love all.
Speaker 1: Her books and so it's E l I N right.
Speaker 1: Oh yeah, I've read some of her books.
Speaker 2: Yeah, I would recommend the Favorite Sister about the reality
Speaker 2: show about the Women, because it's I find it, I
Speaker 2: follow it. It was a recommendation from Kimberly actually, and
Speaker 2: it's one of those things it's like when you first
Speaker 2: start it, you're like, I'm gonna have to stick with
Speaker 2: us to figure out who everybody is.
Speaker 3: Yeah, you know, it's such a real Hostwives of our
Speaker 3: Rhode Island. Yet you go to figure out who it was,
Speaker 3: like Dolores one, Dolores too little Dolores, Like they all
Speaker 3: look like a Dolores. Well.
Speaker 2: The confusing thing about that was then Dolores came on
Speaker 2: and you're like, no, wait a minute. You can't throw
Speaker 2: a real dolores in with all the fake Doloreses.
Speaker 1: Yes, it was crazy. It was crazy. It's good. Everybody.
Speaker 2: Make sure you're following us on social media. Keisha is
Speaker 2: the Libra Lounge with Keisha. She's got a great podcast.
Speaker 2: Follow rate click yes, do the five stars subscribe so
Speaker 2: we get the downloads all the things. I'm at Pink
Speaker 2: Shade Pod, I'm on Instagram, I'm on TikTok. It's a
Speaker 2: lot of the same stuff, but sometimes I do something different.
Speaker 2: Keisha's Keisha's on all these things as well, so please
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Speaker 2: is if you're on the free feed again. Next week,
Speaker 2: this is going to be over on Pink Shade Prime,
Speaker 2: but it will come out on Sunday, and not a
Speaker 2: lot of podcasts come out on Sunday, so it's nice
Speaker 2: to have something to listen to on Sundays. Mm hmm,
Speaker 2: there you go, especially this, it's pretty funny. Oh my god, Keisha,
Speaker 2: thank you for doing this with me. We're gonna have
Speaker 2: so much gotcha boo, We're gonna have so much fun.
Speaker 1: Next week. We're gonna wear braids, We're gonna.
Speaker 2: I'm gonna put all the piercings in my face, okay,
Speaker 2: and I'm gonna do a breath, I'm gonna load the
Speaker 2: braids up, and we're gonna get the guy. So funny
Speaker 2: it's not culturally inappropriate at all. Okay, see you later,
Speaker 2: Bye bye,