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Speaker 2: Nine oh five. Okay, let's begin and Mobile Alabama, little
Speaker 2: monkey business to tell you about.
Speaker 3: Okay, so this monkey and a Starbucks you said right.
Speaker 2: Local barista in a mobile attacked and bitten by a
Speaker 2: monkey that jumped through the drive through window.
Speaker 3: Somebody had a pet spider monkey, didn't.
Speaker 2: They had two monkeys in the car with her, and
Speaker 2: apparently this customer had shown up on previous occasions with
Speaker 2: her pet monkeys in the car. And this fella got
Speaker 2: a little over rambunctious and I leaped right through the
Speaker 2: drive through window when the customer pulled up and started
Speaker 2: attacking the poor barista working the window.
Speaker 3: Okay, hold on, let's rewind. First of all, I think
Speaker 3: the monkey's caffeinated. For one, well, not yet. They're at Starbucks.
Speaker 3: They haven't even been handed their ornery. I think they
Speaker 3: already came through once or twice. I think the caffeine
Speaker 3: has kicked in. And now the other rewind was calling
Speaker 3: a Starbucks person a barista. I know that's what they're called.
Speaker 3: But when I hear barista, I think of like that
Speaker 3: place off of Lee Road, Remember the place there where
Speaker 3: they'd serve you coffee and bikinis. Sure, yeah, that was
Speaker 3: craze for a while. That's a Barisa. They were at
Speaker 3: their Earthday birthday. Yeah, yeah, I totally remember. I mean
Speaker 3: they yeah, they were lookers.
Speaker 2: That's that's a running story or running scene in a Landman,
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Speaker 2: the for the guys who work in the patch Taco
Speaker 2: They all line up at the barista pre dawn hours.
Speaker 3: And it's women in bikinis.
Speaker 2: Uh huh serving up their morning shoe.
Speaker 3: You know what? That oil money, I'd serve up anything.
Speaker 3: I'd be in there in Espeedo. If you know the
Speaker 3: couple of gay fellows on the on the land, the
Speaker 3: land whatever. No, oh yeah, and there's no, there's no
Speaker 3: They're they're in the patch. In the patch. I'm telling you.
Speaker 3: They would see me in there in a in a
Speaker 3: nut hugger and just go pouring me up. A job
Speaker 3: up bout it, I'd say, settle down.
Speaker 2: Remember the topless donut joints? Oh yeah, that was that
Speaker 2: was on OBT. I never that didn't last that long.
Speaker 3: I never went myself, but I heard about it from
Speaker 3: Delta Dave's dad. Then uh you go, you get out there,
Speaker 3: get you donuts.
Speaker 2: Did they even make donuts or do they just go
Speaker 2: like buy him second hand? I'm flopping free too. Probably
Speaker 2: eight bucks each.
Speaker 3: I'm sure they went right down to the I don't
Speaker 3: want to name the name. But the bread plant.
Speaker 2: Olds the day olds.
Speaker 3: Yeah, yeah, here.
Speaker 4: What we're gonna do?
Speaker 3: They're that girl in there with no top on?
Speaker 2: Hey do they still have the day old?
Speaker 4: Uh?
Speaker 2: Bread stores? Are any of those stole around?
Speaker 3: I know of one right off a hanging moss. It's
Speaker 3: not day old, though, they're they're fresh. Well, they're well,
Speaker 3: they're close to the No, no, no, no, no, no, no no.
Speaker 3: I don't want to give them a wrong name. This
Speaker 3: is the actual Remember when the plant closed down? Yeah, okay,
Speaker 3: this is all leged, by the way, I don't from fact.
Speaker 2: I believes where alleged covers him legally and out every case.
Speaker 3: Until you say that allegedly no, right off of a
Speaker 3: hanging moss. You know when you go down fourth zun Operation,
Speaker 3: you get down four to thirty six past the old
Speaker 3: fair Winds and there's hanging moss, well, hanging moss. There's
Speaker 3: a uh and somebody will text in about it. There
Speaker 3: is a I believe it's a Marita store where you
Speaker 3: can go in there get like a loaf of bread
Speaker 3: for way way lesson. No, it's it's the freshest bread
Speaker 3: ever from what I hear. Okay, good morning, everybody at
Speaker 3: the text line, Sorry, have not hit y'all back end.
Speaker 3: It's been a busy, crazy morning man we got.
Speaker 2: We got reclined with his shoeless, sock clad feet up
Speaker 2: on the counter. Yeah, tough tough life you're in near No,
Speaker 2: but I haven't hit you back.
Speaker 3: I mean we've got stuff like topless donut workers on OBT.
Speaker 3: We got it all going on anyway. Therist is on
Speaker 3: Lee Road.
Speaker 2: Maurista is gonna be okay at the Starbucks even though
Speaker 2: she sustained and several bites. The monkey was checked and
Speaker 2: did not have any rabies or any kind of concerns
Speaker 2: that would have translated over to the worker. Although I'm
Speaker 2: assuming there's probably gonna be some sort of lawsuit if
Speaker 2: they if they so desire.
Speaker 3: Didn't they say originally that aids came from a monkey?
Speaker 3: Or no, I'm not opening No, I thought I thought
Speaker 3: that anyway. Somebody said there is a Marina bread store
Speaker 3: in DeLand one on seventeen ninety two in Sanford Lake Mary.
Speaker 3: Somebody else Pine Hill's Road, thank.
Speaker 2: You, Okay, So they're still around all right?
Speaker 3: Hells Yeah, and they went off hanging balls that we
Speaker 3: know about. There's another one to Land represent you know,
Speaker 3: so good luck, barista, and you're not truly a barista,
Speaker 3: you're just you know. Wow, it's not dude, Taco. They
Speaker 3: still have the day old bread stores. Uh wherever they
Speaker 3: have local distributors.
Speaker 2: Okay to Memphis, Tennessee, where a man was arrested over
Speaker 2: the weekend after cops say he broke into his mother's
Speaker 2: home and poured a relative's ashes in the toilet. Wow,
Speaker 2: and for that he's been He now faces charges of
Speaker 2: abusive a corpse. I guess a corpse is a corpse
Speaker 2: in any condition.
Speaker 3: No, you cannot do that because that's the same category
Speaker 3: as some dude who's you know, you.
Speaker 2: Don't think porn of relative's ashes into the toilet could
Speaker 2: be mount's abusive a.
Speaker 3: Corpse because you think abusive a corpse. It's stiff, and the.
Speaker 2: Stiff what it has different context, apparently Taco, which is
Speaker 2: what I'm bringing up here. And the whole idea why
Speaker 2: it brought this story to.
Speaker 3: Light, Well, they could say this is the bathroom king
Speaker 3: of Central Florida, Taco Bob, so he needs to be
Speaker 3: disposed of in a toilet aka bathroom.
Speaker 2: The way this story reads, which is a little short
Speaker 2: on any more details other than that, and that the
Speaker 2: guy stole a cap worth ten dollars from mom's house
Speaker 2: as well, which landed him another charge. It sounds like
Speaker 2: this was some sort of act of spite. What's a
Speaker 2: cap like a baseball hat? I'm reading directly from the story,
Speaker 2: A cap worth an estimated ten dollars. That's a dell
Speaker 2: totten there up to the no good?
Speaker 3: Uh huh.
Speaker 2: He looks like trouble flush somebody's ashes is mom's toilet
Speaker 2: after breaking into her house, which he doesn't live in,
Speaker 2: by the way, and hasn't for quite some time. No,
Speaker 2: but he got the cap.
Speaker 3: I bet it was a cap of a brother, not
Speaker 3: the sister, like girls usually don't wear, you know, hats,
Speaker 3: But I bet it was a brother, right, and then
Speaker 3: he flushed his ashes and took his.
Speaker 2: Cap Brevard County. Uh this again.
Speaker 3: Please don't ever let anybody flush me, just just for
Speaker 3: the record, if I go before you, Okay, Okay.
Speaker 2: No, he's expressly.
Speaker 4: Stated he does not want to be flushed, even though
Speaker 4: he's the bathroom king in sadral Florida. I would think
Speaker 4: that would be an appropriate send off. No from a
Speaker 4: bathroom within the zone of operation of your choice.
Speaker 2: What we need to do.
Speaker 3: Maybe the power flusher. No, no, I don't want that,
Speaker 3: because your house. I'd be in every ocean around Central Florida,
Speaker 3: I mean around you know, the country if you put
Speaker 3: me through the power flusher. What I need to do,
Speaker 3: this is my request. I want little baby earns of
Speaker 3: me in every Central Florida toilet that I've identified being
Speaker 3: the bathroom king of Central Florida.
Speaker 2: All Right, you're on the record.
Speaker 3: For those that don't know, I can tell you where
Speaker 3: any bathroom is in uh a public winter park. Yeah,
Speaker 3: public bathrooms in winter Park, part of Castlebury. It's handled
Speaker 3: thus the zone of operation. Yeah, Brevard County woman. Listen, lady,
Speaker 3: this doesn't work. We've established this many times on this show.
Speaker 3: And you can see her mugshot and her definitely not
Speaker 3: a bag full of drugs bag that she You can
Speaker 3: buy these on Amazon. Now that's it's to that point.
Speaker 2: Oh good, and show definitely don't get arrested with a
Speaker 2: definitely not a bag full of drugs, bag full of math.
Speaker 3: Can I see a picture ever?
Speaker 2: Yeah, she's right there on the Facebook page. Sure, Oh yeah,
Speaker 2: she fits the description.
Speaker 3: Somebody said the movie Outbreak was about monkeys who came
Speaker 3: over illegally and had AIDS. Dustin Hoffman was one of
Speaker 3: the actors. See I knew there was something about AIDS
Speaker 3: and monkeys.
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