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<v Speaker 1>Shortage of dumb people doing really stupid things. Welcome to

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<v Speaker 2>Nine oh five. Okay, let's begin and Mobile Alabama, little

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<v Speaker 2>monkey business to tell you about.

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<v Speaker 3>Okay, so this monkey and a Starbucks you said right.

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<v Speaker 2>Local barista in a mobile attacked and bitten by a

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<v Speaker 2>monkey that jumped through the drive through window.

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<v Speaker 3>Somebody had a pet spider monkey, didn't.

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<v Speaker 2>They had two monkeys in the car with her, and

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<v Speaker 2>apparently this customer had shown up on previous occasions with

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<v Speaker 2>her pet monkeys in the car. And this fella got

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<v Speaker 2>a little over rambunctious and I leaped right through the

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<v Speaker 2>drive through window when the customer pulled up and started

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<v Speaker 2>attacking the poor barista working the window.

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<v Speaker 3>Okay, hold on, let's rewind. First of all, I think

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<v Speaker 3>the monkey's caffeinated. For one, well, not yet. They're at Starbucks.

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<v Speaker 3>They haven't even been handed their ornery. I think they

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<v Speaker 3>already came through once or twice. I think the caffeine

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<v Speaker 3>has kicked in. And now the other rewind was calling

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<v Speaker 3>a Starbucks person a barista. I know that's what they're called.

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<v Speaker 3>But when I hear barista, I think of like that

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<v Speaker 3>place off of Lee Road, Remember the place there where

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<v Speaker 3>they'd serve you coffee and bikinis. Sure, yeah, that was

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<v Speaker 3>craze for a while. That's a Barisa. They were at

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<v Speaker 3>their Earthday birthday. Yeah, yeah, I totally remember. I mean

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<v Speaker 3>they yeah, they were lookers.

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<v Speaker 2>That's that's a running story or running scene in a Landman,

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<v Speaker 2>the Hot show on Paramount Plus. Oh is it for

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<v Speaker 2>the for the guys who work in the patch Taco

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<v Speaker 2>They all line up at the barista pre dawn hours.

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<v Speaker 3>And it's women in bikinis.

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<v Speaker 2>Uh huh serving up their morning shoe.

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<v Speaker 3>You know what? That oil money, I'd serve up anything.

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<v Speaker 3>I'd be in there in Espeedo. If you know the

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<v Speaker 3>couple of gay fellows on the on the land, the

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<v Speaker 3>land whatever. No, oh yeah, and there's no, there's no

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<v Speaker 3>They're they're in the patch. In the patch. I'm telling you.

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<v Speaker 3>They would see me in there in a in a

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<v Speaker 3>nut hugger and just go pouring me up. A job

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<v Speaker 3>up bout it, I'd say, settle down.

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<v Speaker 2>Remember the topless donut joints? Oh yeah, that was that

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<v Speaker 2>was on OBT. I never that didn't last that long.

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<v Speaker 3>I never went myself, but I heard about it from

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<v Speaker 3>Delta Dave's dad. Then uh you go, you get out there,

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<v Speaker 3>get you donuts.

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<v Speaker 2>Did they even make donuts or do they just go

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<v Speaker 2>like buy him second hand? I'm flopping free too. Probably

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<v Speaker 2>eight bucks each.

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<v Speaker 3>I'm sure they went right down to the I don't

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<v Speaker 3>want to name the name. But the bread plant.

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<v Speaker 2>Olds the day olds.

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<v Speaker 3>Yeah, yeah, here.

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<v Speaker 4>What we're gonna do?

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<v Speaker 3>They're that girl in there with no top on?

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<v Speaker 2>Hey do they still have the day old?

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<v Speaker 4>Uh?

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<v Speaker 2>Bread stores? Are any of those stole around?

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<v Speaker 3>I know of one right off a hanging moss. It's

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<v Speaker 3>not day old, though, they're they're fresh. Well, they're well,

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<v Speaker 3>they're close to the No, no, no, no, no, no, no no.

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<v Speaker 3>I don't want to give them a wrong name. This

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<v Speaker 3>is the actual Remember when the plant closed down? Yeah, okay,

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<v Speaker 3>this is all leged, by the way, I don't from fact.

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<v Speaker 2>I believes where alleged covers him legally and out every case.

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<v Speaker 3>Until you say that allegedly no, right off of a

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<v Speaker 3>hanging moss. You know when you go down fourth zun Operation,

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<v Speaker 3>you get down four to thirty six past the old

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<v Speaker 3>fair Winds and there's hanging moss, well, hanging moss. There's

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<v Speaker 3>a uh and somebody will text in about it. There

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<v Speaker 3>is a I believe it's a Marita store where you

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<v Speaker 3>can go in there get like a loaf of bread

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<v Speaker 3>for way way lesson. No, it's it's the freshest bread

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<v Speaker 3>ever from what I hear. Okay, good morning, everybody at

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<v Speaker 3>the text line, Sorry, have not hit y'all back end.

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<v Speaker 3>It's been a busy, crazy morning man we got.

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<v Speaker 2>We got reclined with his shoeless, sock clad feet up

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<v Speaker 2>on the counter. Yeah, tough tough life you're in near No,

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<v Speaker 2>but I haven't hit you back.

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<v Speaker 3>I mean we've got stuff like topless donut workers on OBT.

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<v Speaker 3>We got it all going on anyway. Therist is on

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<v Speaker 3>Lee Road.

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<v Speaker 2>Maurista is gonna be okay at the Starbucks even though

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<v Speaker 2>she sustained and several bites. The monkey was checked and

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<v Speaker 2>did not have any rabies or any kind of concerns

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<v Speaker 2>that would have translated over to the worker. Although I'm

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<v Speaker 2>assuming there's probably gonna be some sort of lawsuit if

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<v Speaker 2>they if they so desire.

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<v Speaker 3>Didn't they say originally that aids came from a monkey?

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<v Speaker 3>Or no, I'm not opening No, I thought I thought

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<v Speaker 3>that anyway. Somebody said there is a Marina bread store

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<v Speaker 3>in DeLand one on seventeen ninety two in Sanford Lake Mary.

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<v Speaker 3>Somebody else Pine Hill's Road, thank.

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<v Speaker 2>You, Okay, So they're still around all right?

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<v Speaker 3>Hells Yeah, and they went off hanging balls that we

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<v Speaker 3>know about. There's another one to Land represent you know,

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<v Speaker 3>so good luck, barista, and you're not truly a barista,

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<v Speaker 3>you're just you know. Wow, it's not dude, Taco. They

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<v Speaker 3>still have the day old bread stores. Uh wherever they

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<v Speaker 3>have local distributors.

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<v Speaker 2>Okay to Memphis, Tennessee, where a man was arrested over

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<v Speaker 2>the weekend after cops say he broke into his mother's

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<v Speaker 2>home and poured a relative's ashes in the toilet. Wow,

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<v Speaker 2>and for that he's been He now faces charges of

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<v Speaker 2>abusive a corpse. I guess a corpse is a corpse

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<v Speaker 2>in any condition.

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<v Speaker 3>No, you cannot do that because that's the same category

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<v Speaker 3>as some dude who's you know, you.

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<v Speaker 2>Don't think porn of relative's ashes into the toilet could

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<v Speaker 2>be mount's abusive a.

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<v Speaker 3>Corpse because you think abusive a corpse. It's stiff, and the.

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<v Speaker 2>Stiff what it has different context, apparently Taco, which is

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<v Speaker 2>what I'm bringing up here. And the whole idea why

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<v Speaker 2>it brought this story to.

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<v Speaker 3>Light, Well, they could say this is the bathroom king

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<v Speaker 3>of Central Florida, Taco Bob, so he needs to be

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<v Speaker 3>disposed of in a toilet aka bathroom.

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<v Speaker 2>The way this story reads, which is a little short

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<v Speaker 2>on any more details other than that, and that the

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<v Speaker 2>guy stole a cap worth ten dollars from mom's house

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<v Speaker 2>as well, which landed him another charge. It sounds like

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<v Speaker 2>this was some sort of act of spite. What's a

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<v Speaker 2>cap like a baseball hat? I'm reading directly from the story,

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<v Speaker 2>A cap worth an estimated ten dollars. That's a dell

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<v Speaker 2>totten there up to the no good?

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<v Speaker 3>Uh huh.

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<v Speaker 2>He looks like trouble flush somebody's ashes is mom's toilet

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<v Speaker 2>after breaking into her house, which he doesn't live in,

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<v Speaker 2>by the way, and hasn't for quite some time. No,

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<v Speaker 2>but he got the cap.

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<v Speaker 3>I bet it was a cap of a brother, not

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<v Speaker 3>the sister, like girls usually don't wear, you know, hats,

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<v Speaker 3>But I bet it was a brother, right, and then

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<v Speaker 3>he flushed his ashes and took his.

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<v Speaker 2>Cap Brevard County. Uh this again.

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<v Speaker 3>Please don't ever let anybody flush me, just just for

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<v Speaker 3>the record, if I go before you, Okay, Okay.

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<v Speaker 2>No, he's expressly.

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<v Speaker 4>Stated he does not want to be flushed, even though

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<v Speaker 4>he's the bathroom king in sadral Florida. I would think

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<v Speaker 4>that would be an appropriate send off. No from a

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<v Speaker 4>bathroom within the zone of operation of your choice.

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<v Speaker 2>What we need to do.

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<v Speaker 3>Maybe the power flusher. No, no, I don't want that,

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<v Speaker 3>because your house. I'd be in every ocean around Central Florida,

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<v Speaker 3>I mean around you know, the country if you put

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<v Speaker 3>me through the power flusher. What I need to do,

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<v Speaker 3>this is my request. I want little baby earns of

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<v Speaker 3>me in every Central Florida toilet that I've identified being

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<v Speaker 3>the bathroom king of Central Florida.

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<v Speaker 2>All Right, you're on the record.

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<v Speaker 3>For those that don't know, I can tell you where

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<v Speaker 3>any bathroom is in uh a public winter park. Yeah,

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<v Speaker 3>public bathrooms in winter Park, part of Castlebury. It's handled

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<v Speaker 3>thus the zone of operation. Yeah, Brevard County woman. Listen, lady,

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<v Speaker 3>this doesn't work. We've established this many times on this show.

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<v Speaker 3>And you can see her mugshot and her definitely not

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<v Speaker 3>a bag full of drugs bag that she You can

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<v Speaker 3>buy these on Amazon. Now that's it's to that point.

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<v Speaker 2>Oh good, and show definitely don't get arrested with a

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<v Speaker 2>definitely not a bag full of drugs, bag full of math.

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<v Speaker 3>Can I see a picture ever?

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<v Speaker 2>Yeah, she's right there on the Facebook page. Sure, Oh yeah,

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<v Speaker 2>she fits the description.

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<v Speaker 3>Somebody said the movie Outbreak was about monkeys who came

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<v Speaker 3>over illegally and had AIDS. Dustin Hoffman was one of

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<v Speaker 3>the actors. See I knew there was something about AIDS

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<v Speaker 3>and monkeys.

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<v Speaker 2>A lot of monkey business starting this morning, Linden Taco

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