Speaker 1: Well, the old day is the only thing he has
Speaker 1: to worry about going into Orleans from Marti Graul was
Speaker 1: getting arrested for public intoxication.
Speaker 2: Wow, it's much worse. Why do we need the word ballards?
Speaker 1: We don't. It's right, it's like predacted, yeap, just say removed,
Speaker 1: we remove the names or information from this report.
Speaker 2: I say, never mind the ballards.
Speaker 1: But I thought I thought they kept saying ballard like
Speaker 1: the round balls you see in front of target or like,
Speaker 1: I thought maybe those are what they were talking about,
Speaker 1: to where they can't drive through those, so they put
Speaker 1: basketball players and then they just show you the little
Speaker 1: silver steel things you see out front of buildings. That's
Speaker 1: what a ballard is. And you just fitted into the
Speaker 1: slot in the hole in the ground, just click. And
Speaker 1: I'm like, well, even if they need repairs, do you think, well,
Speaker 1: let's do this after r Let's do it after Near's Eve.
Speaker 3: No more then beads. We'll get down there. It's gonna
Speaker 3: be a whole shame to remove the beads.
Speaker 1: I don't care. It's still in there though. It's it's
Speaker 1: still in there and it's working, so don't remove it
Speaker 1: until New Year's Eve.
Speaker 3: You would think.
Speaker 1: Uh, and again, try be be careful on Twitter, because
Speaker 1: you'll make the mistake. I did, which was watched twenty
Speaker 1: seconds of a video. Did you know what I was watching?
Speaker 1: It was the mangled bodies of oh and how did
Speaker 1: they suck you in?
Speaker 3: I did.
Speaker 1: I was just flipping through and then and I saw
Speaker 1: the leg that was going somewhere should be going just
Speaker 1: like wrap around?
Speaker 3: Uh?
Speaker 1: This girls was like what, what is what? And then
Speaker 1: I realized what it was and I went on, I
Speaker 1: can't unsee that now.
Speaker 2: Yeah, oh yeah, I have a list, found some lists
Speaker 2: while I was off.
Speaker 3: Is there a man list?
Speaker 2: And this is that kind of this is I guess
Speaker 2: millennial man. You kind of feel sorry for for girls
Speaker 2: that want the Marlborough man, right, the tough guy.
Speaker 1: Yeah, well they did that to those boys. Yeah, those
Speaker 1: poor boys don't know what to be or what to say.
Speaker 2: Here's the question, Yeah, guys of Reddit, what's a stereotis
Speaker 2: typically a masculine thing that you couldn't care less about?
Speaker 3: Oh okay, let's see all right.
Speaker 2: Number one, acting tough for no apparent reason.
Speaker 1: Acting tough, I'll get you as so ambiguous. It's so
Speaker 1: it's like, what do you want you talk about acting tough, Like,
Speaker 1: I'll tell you when you're sick.
Speaker 2: What getting into fights purely because your ego took a hit. Oh,
Speaker 2: I've seen two people die from hitting the deck after
Speaker 2: one punch.
Speaker 1: I've got a family at home. I can't do this. Well,
Speaker 1: it's very rare. I think it's very rare that someone
Speaker 1: dies after hitting the ground after a punch. Plus, don't
Speaker 1: have a glass jawl uh. And if you're that talented
Speaker 1: of a puncher, realize to catch the person after you
Speaker 1: punch him out. Yeah, go get Jake, Paul, don't get them.
Speaker 3: Yeah.
Speaker 1: But I was at that We had our little near
Speaker 1: as you've get together with some of the old folks
Speaker 1: and some friends in the neighborhood. And he was like, like,
Speaker 1: I don't remember going to a party in the eighties
Speaker 1: where there wasn't a.
Speaker 3: Fight every every party.
Speaker 1: Like, if you went to a party where there wasn't
Speaker 1: a fight, you were like, Wow, there wasn't a fight tonight.
Speaker 2: Well, you hung out with guys that would start one.
Speaker 1: Yeah, I apologize for that.
Speaker 2: Stereotypically manly things and that everybody's into this depends pretty
Speaker 2: heavily on your definition of masculinity. But I never wanted
Speaker 2: to sleep around, have a high body count or any
Speaker 2: of that. I just want to find one woman who's
Speaker 2: right for me and Mary.
Speaker 1: It's all about hormones, dude, So stop. Okay, it's all
Speaker 1: about your hormones at a certain level. And you're like,
Speaker 1: I really don't want to do that. Plus it's all
Speaker 1: about your options, isn't it too little?
Speaker 3: Uh?
Speaker 1: Daniel or Brandon or whatever the hell your name is. Uh,
Speaker 1: he's just like, I just don't want to do that. Really,
Speaker 1: you didn't want to do that. Oh okay, they didn't
Speaker 1: want to do you. That's exactly right. Like, let's let's
Speaker 1: let's think about Chris Rock said it twenty years ago.
Speaker 1: A man's as faithful as his options, right, of course,
Speaker 1: the dude's saying.
Speaker 2: That, Yo, yeah, okay, you decided you didn't want to
Speaker 2: sleep around, right, Okay, right, some pretty girl walks up
Speaker 2: take me home?
Speaker 1: No, absolutely not not. I just don't want to do
Speaker 1: that stuff.
Speaker 2: Listen, no one's taking my tasty, bright colored cocktails with
Speaker 2: those little umbrellas on them away from me.
Speaker 1: There's Dwight in Mexico. Uh. There have been, yes, there
Speaker 1: were cocktails that say that's a girl drink, and there
Speaker 1: are cocktails that that's a man's drink. And I got
Speaker 1: yelled at Tuesday night or Wednesday night whatever New Year's
Speaker 1: Eve because I offered ice for somebody for their bourbon,
Speaker 1: and there were just like two guys like, stop it.
Speaker 1: So dude, dude, you drink it neat, you don't drink it.
Speaker 1: I was like, Okay, I drink neat or on the rocks.
Speaker 2: Yeah, same with me. Bourbon, neat bourbon on the rocks,
Speaker 2: bourbon with it.
Speaker 3: Well, it doesn't twift twift when I drank tequila on
Speaker 3: the rocks. It it doesn't really get that diluted because
Speaker 3: I drink it too quickly, you know. It's not like
Speaker 3: it's sitting there long enough for that ice to melt
Speaker 3: and dilute it.
Speaker 1: By the way, yeah, there's nothing nastier than these sliced
Speaker 1: limes and or lemons sitting in that little container at
Speaker 1: the end of the bar.
Speaker 3: Oh pez done.
Speaker 1: They've done studies and they're like those two the lemons
Speaker 1: and the limes that are sitting in those little things
Speaker 1: at the end of the bar. Don't don't put them
Speaker 1: in your water.
Speaker 3: People are talking, yeah, don't do whenever they see lemon.
Speaker 3: I'm like, absolutely not, don't do it.
Speaker 2: They got fruit flies buzzing around.
Speaker 1: By five.
Speaker 2: Manly things that some men aren't into. Crying in front
Speaker 2: of my significant other. Sometimes you just need to have
Speaker 2: a good cry to let it all out.
Speaker 3: I'm guilty. Every time I see Susan, I break into tears.
Speaker 1: Yeah that's not for the reason though.
Speaker 2: Oh yeah, I gone, you're not a cryer, Tony.
Speaker 1: I am not, and it's to me. It's just like,
Speaker 1: I'm not here's my issue, and I'm a terrible person.
Speaker 1: But if you cry, great, Guess what happens after you
Speaker 1: finished crying. You still have the same problems and you've
Speaker 1: now kind of made them worse because you look like
Speaker 1: a whoosy. So I don't know. I'm sorry. I'm sorry.
Speaker 1: I told my son years ago, I said, I apologize
Speaker 1: for not crying in front of you. I should have
Speaker 1: done that. No. One year later, calendar year, I said,
Speaker 1: you remember I said that last year? I said, Yeah,
Speaker 1: it's a lie. No one wants to see you cry.
Speaker 1: I'm sorry. No one wants to see a grown man
Speaker 1: blubbering in the middle of the room. Go call me
Speaker 1: a terrible person. Attack me on social media. I don't care.
Speaker 1: No one wants to see a grown man standing in
Speaker 1: the middle of the room blubbering like a child. Suck
Speaker 1: it up.
Speaker 3: Some women do what would make you.
Speaker 1: Cry and do name one? You know the ones that's
Speaker 1: say Anderson, No, because Barbara Anderson is an American treasure.
Speaker 1: So you start crying ten seconds into it, They're like oh,
Speaker 1: and then they're like, Okay, Lindsay, gonna stop ooky.
Speaker 3: Yeah. What about a guy that does like they like yo,
Speaker 3: I've been a funeral before. I've been at funerals before.
Speaker 3: You know, like a tear will come down, you know,
Speaker 3: because it's sad.
Speaker 1: I loved Bob.
Speaker 2: You know who's a crier? The guy that decided he
Speaker 2: didn't want to sleep around.
Speaker 3: I didn't even cry about that. She just wanted to
Speaker 3: use for my body.
Speaker 2: Manly stuff. Some guys don't get cars. Other guys see
Speaker 2: a car and know the make, yer and most important
Speaker 2: things about it. I only know the brand, and that's
Speaker 2: if I can see the logo. But I'm not a
Speaker 2: car guy either.
Speaker 1: I'm not either. And my buddy just bought a new
Speaker 1: one of those nineteen sixty eight chargers and was the special,
Speaker 1: only like four hundred were made. And he's built a
Speaker 1: pole barn. And I don't know why a pole barn
Speaker 1: is different than a regular barn. It's a cheap house,
Speaker 1: is what it is. Okay, But he's so he's got
Speaker 1: his six cars, his six muscle cars in there so
Speaker 1: he can sit there and look at him and drink beer.
Speaker 1: It's like a dude thing. I guess I don't get
Speaker 1: it either. They're all muscle cars. He's got the exact
Speaker 1: trans am from Smoking the Bandits, okay, with the license
Speaker 1: playing and everything is exact of the car.
Speaker 3: I was rich, I would buy the Smoking the Bandit
Speaker 3: trans Am. I would also buy a nineteen sixty eight
Speaker 3: Camaro Supersport. And I would also buy a gto judge.
Speaker 3: But I was stopping at three. Sure, the cars, not guitars.
Speaker 2: You don't stop anything at three. You have thirty three
Speaker 2: pairs of sunglasses.
Speaker 1: Never stopped anything in your life.
Speaker 3: On my mother's eyes, this is a true story. My
Speaker 3: grandmother's favorite saying was, if one's good, two's better, explains
Speaker 3: a lot about me. Right.
Speaker 1: Everything there you.
Speaker 2: Go, new men maybe not into traditionally manly stuff. I
Speaker 2: don't get sports. The only reason I follow football is
Speaker 2: because my wife is into it. I love that one.
Speaker 1: There are more. That's why David and I like to
Speaker 1: screw it out on sports because the younger generations like whatever,
Speaker 1: they don't want to talk about it. They don't want
Speaker 1: to talk about it. They don't want to I well
Speaker 1: met that.
Speaker 3: I love their colorful sports costumes.
Speaker 1: They wear uniforms and what they're called.
Speaker 3: And I will say that also at the end of
Speaker 3: each sports year, you know, their season finale seems really exciting,
Speaker 3: like the foot, like the the football season finale last
Speaker 3: year Super Bowl was really really it was riveting.
Speaker 1: Yeah. Yeah, I have a lot of pizazz. I figured
Speaker 1: when I was taking like take Mike John and his
Speaker 1: friends are Maggie and her friends, and I'd have like
Speaker 1: we had because we worked. We worked with u of
Speaker 1: L so closely. I had access and they were just
Speaker 1: so uninterested, just like whatever, I don't want to go
Speaker 1: to game.
Speaker 2: Okay, I don't get UFC or m m A. I
Speaker 2: couldn't care less about it. I'm kind of with you
Speaker 2: on that.
Speaker 1: Well it is it's destroyed boxing, and boxing destroyed itself
Speaker 1: because it was so they is so rigged and UFC
Speaker 1: will probably end up being that same way if it's
Speaker 1: not already.
Speaker 3: It's just literally wrestling.
Speaker 1: It's a little too brutal for me. I don't The
Speaker 1: point to where I stop is where someone the guy
Speaker 1: is knocked out on this on his back and you're
Speaker 1: still pounding him. You just just punching him in the forehead,
Speaker 1: in the face, and it's just like he's knocked out.
Speaker 1: What are you doing? Like your brain snaps. But it's into.
Speaker 1: Everyone loves it. Everyone loves UFC.
Speaker 2: I don't get grilling. It's hot as hell outside. Okay,
Speaker 2: let's spend a few hours next to the only thing
Speaker 2: in the yard that's hotter than the weather. If you
Speaker 2: enjoy it, knock yourself out, and I will.
Speaker 3: Summer and winter damn near. Like I would say, ninety
Speaker 3: five percent of everything we eat I cook outside is
Speaker 3: smoking or grilling.
Speaker 1: Grilling is like a lot of things, horse racing, bourbon music.
Speaker 1: You grow into it. If you're twenty something and you
Speaker 1: don't get it, okay, just give me a couple of years,
Speaker 1: you'll be there. But I mean thirty, you're just like
Speaker 1: five smokers. Yes, yeah, you're gonna be into it. Man,
Speaker 1: you're gonna be out in the backyard. You know why,
Speaker 1: because if not, you're inside with your family. Yeah, I
Speaker 1: say that out loud. I think you did.
Speaker 3: Sorry, growl Master's ply.
Speaker 2: And finally, and I'm with you on this one. I
Speaker 2: don't get strip clubs.
Speaker 1: I never never had. I never went.
Speaker 3: I never heard I would go, you know, because everybody went.
Speaker 3: But I was so uncomfortable. And then one time a
Speaker 3: buddy of mine bought me a lap dance. We just
Speaker 3: left the track. It was so uncomfortable. I sat there.
Speaker 3: You got to sit on your hands or you did it.
Speaker 2: At the time, I was strip club.
Speaker 1: I was forced to go because of my job.
Speaker 3: Yeah, I did a lot of games, and I ended up.
Speaker 1: I never understood it. It never did. I never liked
Speaker 1: I didn't really like it. It was like, okay, a
Speaker 1: strip club. So I would sit at the bar and
Speaker 1: watch football game. So I would drink a beer and
Speaker 1: I'd sit at the bar and I wouldn't really and
Speaker 1: every once in a while they say, can you get
Speaker 1: up and say something. I'd get up and yell something
Speaker 1: on the mic, and I go back to my chair.
Speaker 1: But in the end I look like a jerk because
Speaker 1: they're like, oh, look at Vinetti he thinks he's too
Speaker 1: good for all this, and I end up being a
Speaker 1: negative for me, not a positive. And I finally just
Speaker 1: asked him, I'm not doing these anymore.
Speaker 3: I don't think that's what made everybody think you're a jerk.
Speaker 1: Oh no, clearly.
Speaker 2: Oh tell us about the dude on the couch when
Speaker 2: you were getting paid?
Speaker 1: Oh yeah, so yeah, I did a gig for that.
Speaker 1: Took my girlfriend with me to the gig, and I
Speaker 1: ended up getting paid, and the big, huge guy came
Speaker 1: up to us and said, hey, you ready to get paid.
Speaker 1: I said, yes, sir. For the next thing I know,
Speaker 1: We're walking two floors down underneath Washington Street downtown where
Speaker 1: and then I'm in this basement two floors down and
Speaker 1: I'm in this room with uh.
Speaker 3: Did they make it off? You can't refuse? Yes?
Speaker 1: And an Italian guy was on the couch in which
Speaker 1: his leather jacket matched the leather couch, and the owner
Speaker 1: of the joint tried to make a deal and offered
Speaker 1: me whatever, and I was like, nope, I'll take cash. Brother,
Speaker 1: and I sat on the couch with this dude. Two
Speaker 1: days later, Remember USA Today was like a huge the
Speaker 1: newspaper USA Today was like a huge, a big deal.
Speaker 1: He was like, everyone got the Courier Journal at the
Speaker 1: USA Today it was the internet. It was correct. And
Speaker 1: I the station. We got USA Today every day and
Speaker 1: I opened it and on the front page of Lifestyle
Speaker 1: was the picture of the guy sitting next to me
Speaker 1: on the couch and it said the new New Jersey Mafia.
Speaker 3: Well, okay, and I went when when When I was
Speaker 3: selling advertising for our rock station, one of my accounts
Speaker 3: was a house of.
Speaker 1: You mean a trip club, No, okay, a brothel.
Speaker 3: A brothel it was. It was escorts. So every time
Speaker 3: I would go to to get paid, they would offer
Speaker 3: things to you. All right, then I'll wake up one
Speaker 3: morning and it's a homicide arson from that place.
Speaker 1: Yeah, that's not good. Stay away from those establishments for sure,
Speaker 1: all right.
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Speaker 3: when we return at news radio, waight forty whas did
Speaker 3: we win yet?
Speaker 2: No?
Speaker 3: We lost lost by a year because of me, I
Speaker 3: said seventy nine.
Speaker 1: And I kept saying, dude, this is eighty because it's January,
Speaker 1: so we're in we're in troubled.
Speaker 3: Waters jam Uary.
Speaker 1: And did you find your boom boom boom? I did?
Speaker 1: Oh good, Okay, somebody had it on you. I had
Speaker 1: it backed up.
Speaker 2: You're not gonna somebody put silver bells where I dump
Speaker 2: dump dumb was. Let's go, let's go. These were all
Speaker 2: top twenty hits back in the day. You guys pick
Speaker 2: out the year, John Denver, Olivia Newton, John got together,
Speaker 2: fly away.
Speaker 3: Here we go. We know we're in the seventies.
Speaker 1: He shouldn't have flown away.
Speaker 2: Ironically, all right, that's a dollar out.
Speaker 1: I made a play. It's fifty cents. I'm telling you,
Speaker 1: I'm not going to be so generous this year.
Speaker 3: Maybe it's not up to you.
Speaker 1: Maybe it is.
Speaker 3: Maybe it's not.
Speaker 1: Maybe dollar out day he gets out.
Speaker 3: Well, we know what's in the seventies.
Speaker 1: Where is it Newton John? No, that's not necessarily true.
Speaker 3: What we're talking about. You don't know that. Oh there
Speaker 3: she is, she's got the Okay, you're way back there, Olivia.
Speaker 2: That's right, auss. He's in the back. Okay, so little
Speaker 2: too mellow for me. So we're gonna pick it up
Speaker 2: in a big way. Oh yeah, I was not in
Speaker 2: the army, but I knew about him.
Speaker 1: Oh, kids are in seventies, yeh, seventy six, seventy seven.
Speaker 3: Now I'm gonna go I'm gonna go four or five
Speaker 3: on them.
Speaker 2: We're just a cartoon bandit we know what's rotten this
Speaker 2: is not and we knows it's not.
Speaker 3: The live version from Kiss Alive.
Speaker 2: Oh, very important. That's very important for me. Against five
Speaker 2: or six, seventy five, we look ridiculous.
Speaker 1: You'll love it.
Speaker 3: You're the king of the world.
Speaker 1: What I got a question?
Speaker 3: I follow you? Yes, Paul Stanley? How many people I
Speaker 3: have to love to drink coffee? I like coffee, you know, Yeah,
Speaker 3: I don't want to I don't want to brag. Yeah,
Speaker 3: but Kiss did a survey of the loudest crowd they've
Speaker 3: ever had on tour. I've been in three of them.
Speaker 1: You're live.
Speaker 3: We were looking for the loudest crowd on to every
Speaker 3: band in the world.
Speaker 2: Hey, Paul Stanley, how many people like to drink hot chocolate?
Speaker 3: Seven?
Speaker 1: You sixy thing?
Speaker 3: It's six or it's five or six? You know what?
Speaker 1: Seventy five? I like seventy five.
Speaker 3: But remember we're on that stupid GEMU.
Speaker 2: You're on the CUSP songs that hit the charts the previous.
Speaker 1: Then you're right, Yeah, the America This song called Leggs.
Speaker 1: You hear the song. Still like advertisements and stuff.
Speaker 2: What is it with seventies guy bands and shirtless photos
Speaker 2: album covers?
Speaker 3: A lot of them were completely shirtless, some of them
Speaker 3: just had it up.
Speaker 1: But somebody posted a picture of Toto in nineteen eighty two.
Speaker 1: I said, these are the six boyfriend your mom dated
Speaker 1: after the after the I looked at it and I went, oh,
Speaker 1: my gosh.
Speaker 3: Uh, this is seventy six eight.
Speaker 1: This is c W. McCall.
Speaker 3: This is five or six.
Speaker 2: And he's laying in a bed of wildflowers on his cover,
Speaker 2: sniffing them.
Speaker 1: He's like, fifty, we.
Speaker 3: Do CEW McCaw's out of this was yeah, yeah.
Speaker 1: Truckers, trucker unions. Those were tough dudes. You know, Manufacturing
Speaker 1: was the biggest in America in the nineteen seventies. It
Speaker 1: was just moving all this manufacturing all over the country,
Speaker 1: and the highways were just finishing up, and it was
Speaker 1: perfect for the CB. And here's a.
Speaker 3: Great big convoy. You know. I got a got excited.
Speaker 3: So I saw a job offer for a reefer driver
Speaker 3: and then I realized it was a refrigerated truck.
Speaker 1: Yeah, wasn't, oh Man.
Speaker 3: Not at all what I thought.
Speaker 1: I'm lost I don't know when this is five or six?
Speaker 2: We convoy to one of the prettiest melodies ever in
Speaker 2: pop music?
Speaker 3: Do you know those theme from Mahogany? Do you like
Speaker 3: the things that I've been showing you?
Speaker 1: Do you know where you're going to?
Speaker 3: Man? I like seventy five? You know where you go? Hey?
Speaker 1: Who sings this?
Speaker 3: Me and Diana Ross?
Speaker 1: That's not true.
Speaker 3: That is you needed to.
Speaker 2: Be away in the background like Olivia and Newton Jones.
Speaker 3: Do you know? Do you know?
Speaker 2: Do you know what this is the theme of what Mahogany?
Speaker 2: Really a kind of crappy movie, but it is Mahogany.
Speaker 2: It's furniture.
Speaker 3: Oh, it's a movie.
Speaker 1: Again. This is gonna be all you because I could
Speaker 1: not tell.
Speaker 3: You it's either five or six. I'm positive since January.
Speaker 2: The third, the number one, Okay, here we go, January
Speaker 2: the third.
Speaker 1: Back in the day, hid punts.
Speaker 2: Now you got to get these the roths Child's and
Speaker 2: the Kennel Basity rollers.
Speaker 1: So he went to It's up Saturday night.
Speaker 3: We are at nineteen seventy five, baby, lock me in, right, yeah,
Speaker 3: lock me in at seventy five.
Speaker 1: I think you're right. Nineteen seventy five Bay City Rollers.
Speaker 1: I concur lit's listen to it? Come on.
Speaker 3: Yes Saturday, Dwight, Saturday Dwight.
Speaker 1: He we interviewed the lead singer here about fifteen years ago.
Speaker 1: Any Rollers and everybody, everybody we talked to you after.
Speaker 1: We were like god. When I interviewed me, he was great,
Speaker 1: but he interviewed with us and he was a jerk.
Speaker 2: They wanted to be a hairband, but they were all curly.
Speaker 1: Yeah, they did.
Speaker 3: Well, come on recking room, alright, seventy what lock me in?
Speaker 3: Forty seventy five? Let's do it. I got my dingy
Speaker 3: out ready to.
Speaker 1: Go, probably six seventy five.
Speaker 2: Sure, Basicity Rollers hit the charts in nineteen seventy five,
Speaker 2: but it was number one January the third, nineteen seventy six.
Speaker 1: Got two years rock. It's like you didn't learn the
Speaker 1: lesson from yesterday. It's sort of this is.
Speaker 3: The stupidest game in the world, and I hate it.
Speaker 2: What's the definition of insanity?
Speaker 1: Doing the same thing over and over again, expecting a
Speaker 1: different Who's who am I to when two days in
Speaker 1: a row? Did I not say right before it's seventy six?
Speaker 1: It's seventy six, because it's January third, and.
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Speaker 3: on the Way News Radio eight forty Whas it's not
Speaker 3: it's not Tuesday's tool because he wasn't here. It's a
Speaker 3: Friday's tool.
Speaker 2: It's a bonus tool since I was bonus tool.
Speaker 3: Speaking of tools, I have to go out to Kroger
Speaker 3: today at the grocery store because I'm out of my
Speaker 3: eggs and I'm out of my English muffins. And what's
Speaker 3: the first thing that goes when everybody says it's gonna snow.
Speaker 1: Yep, eggs and muffins.
Speaker 2: And of course I tried to stop last night for
Speaker 2: salt for the driveway and they were cleared out. Uh ah,
Speaker 2: where'd Tony go?
Speaker 3: Who knows?
Speaker 2: He's not on my little screen here, He's not in here.
Speaker 2: So when I hunt for tools, what's the easiest thing
Speaker 2: to find?
Speaker 3: Would be easy question? Bride Zella's and you know what? Yes?
Speaker 2: This? Uh huh right, maybe h ringe Bridezilla.
Speaker 1: Finally, are you ready?
Speaker 3: He's off? Yes, let's hear it.
Speaker 2: Okay, let's call this woman since Tony's not in the room.
Speaker 2: Maggie Hi, Maggie. Maggie asks, well, Mark and me my fiance.
Speaker 2: We've been together for three years and engaged for about
Speaker 2: a year. I've always known Mark to be a bit unconventional.
Speaker 2: He's very creative and sometimes takes things a little too
Speaker 2: far in the name of surprise and excitement. Okay, most
Speaker 2: of the time I love his adventurous spirit, but this
Speaker 2: time not so much. The instance that led to their
Speaker 2: issue occurred weeks earlier, when they hosted a gathering of
Speaker 2: close friends to celebrate their upcoming nuptials, and Mark said.
Speaker 1: I have a surprise.
Speaker 3: Oh, here we go.
Speaker 2: After a few drinks, he unveiled the surprise, which Maggie
Speaker 2: said she thought it would be something sweet, like a
Speaker 2: heartfelt gift or maybe a romantic gesture. So he pulls
Speaker 2: out what looks like a box from a jewelry store.
Speaker 2: My heart raised. I assumed it was going to be
Speaker 2: a lovely bracelet, perhaps some diamond earrings or tennis bracelet.
Speaker 2: But when I opened the box, I was stunned. It
Speaker 2: was a key to a house that Mark had supposedly
Speaker 2: bought for us. Explaining that she was taken aback because
Speaker 2: she had no idea he was even looking for a house.
Speaker 2: MY first reaction was shock and confusion. I thought it
Speaker 2: was a huge decision we should have discussed together. And
Speaker 2: that's before Maggie realized it wasn't just any house. The
Speaker 2: house he purchased was a fixer upper on the outskirts
Speaker 2: of town. Oh no, Maggie said, Now, I get that
Speaker 2: it can be a great investment, but this house needed
Speaker 2: a ton of work. I'm talking major renolds and repairs,
Speaker 2: and I had no desire to live there. Mark had
Speaker 2: not consulted me at all before making the purchase, she said.
Speaker 2: Normally I'd be overjoyed about investing in our future together,
Speaker 2: but the fact that he made such a big purchase
Speaker 2: and commitment without me crushed me. So she quietly took
Speaker 2: the key and went outside the chat, telling Mark how
Speaker 2: hurt I was that he had made such a big
Speaker 2: decision without discussing it with me. He got defensive and
Speaker 2: insisted this was a wonderful surprise away for our lives
Speaker 2: to begin together. He said, I was missing the biggest picture,
Speaker 2: or the bigger picture, and I should be excited. I
Speaker 2: thought about it, and I called off the wedding. Am
Speaker 2: I a tool? I? She went outside with him and said,
Speaker 2: what you have the line right there? She went outside
Speaker 2: said Mark, I'm hurt you made such a big decision
Speaker 2: with that. Discussing at first.
Speaker 1: Time, she went, you're a blanking idiot. Why the heck
Speaker 1: would you do that? First of all, who would at
Speaker 1: what point with your tiny little man brain did you
Speaker 1: think this was appropriate to do? That's how she put it.
Speaker 1: Just wanted to start there. I just wanted to start there.
Speaker 1: First of all, men are stupid.
Speaker 3: You know. I like to say men are from Mars
Speaker 3: and women are from Venus.
Speaker 1: He should write a book.
Speaker 2: I just I should be She said, I know, I
Speaker 2: ruined what's supposed to be a happy night. I felt
Speaker 2: horrible since then, No, she.
Speaker 1: Shouldn't trying to reach made It's all right, It's all
Speaker 1: about the pitch.
Speaker 3: Wait, is this the first one we've all agreed on?
Speaker 1: Are we all agreeting that.
Speaker 2: You buy a fixer up er with with their money? Probably?
Speaker 1: It's all about the pitch, all right? How do I
Speaker 1: get her to like this? And then the plan is
Speaker 1: starting to hatch in your brain. It's called a grift?
Speaker 1: So we how do we get her to like this?
Speaker 1: What you do is you pull up in front of
Speaker 1: that house, not at a party with a key, and
Speaker 1: here we're going to do this together. And then you
Speaker 1: get out and you all right, you walk around and
Speaker 1: open the door for her, and she gets out and
Speaker 1: you start explaining of how he's you know, he is
Speaker 1: at a place and they're at a place to where
Speaker 1: we have to build something together as a relationship, and
Speaker 1: it's gonna be well worth it to work on each
Speaker 1: other this house as much as we can work on
Speaker 1: this house, and that house will represent us and something
Speaker 1: that we can grow together as we work on this
Speaker 1: house together.
Speaker 2: You know, I love to live in town. This is
Speaker 2: on the outskirts of town and it's a dump.
Speaker 3: Well, but our love is on the outskirts of everyone
Speaker 3: else's love because we're better.
Speaker 2: We don't have the money for this.
Speaker 3: Love doesn't you know what. Love doesn't need money, It
Speaker 3: needs love.
Speaker 2: This wasn't gonna work no matter of the pitch.
Speaker 1: First of all, what is it? Nineteen fifty eight? The outskirts?
Speaker 2: This was a boy from the outskirts of town, the
Speaker 2: wrong side of the tracks.
Speaker 1: It's the wrong side of the tracks, outskirts of town
Speaker 1: type boy. Uh yeah, he's he's an idiot. Did she
Speaker 1: go too far by calling off the wedding. No, I
Speaker 1: don't know you could do that. Look, there's where's been
Speaker 1: less reasons to call off a wedding. But she's like,
Speaker 1: instead of well she's smart enough, she's not that woman,
Speaker 1: It's like, I'll fix him. I know he's an idiot now,
Speaker 1: but he won't be an idiot after him done with
Speaker 1: him low, which is this is what all her wives.
Speaker 1: I an idiot now, I can fix it. I can
Speaker 1: fix them. You won't be an idiot after I get
Speaker 1: done with him.
Speaker 3: Hello, what are you doing?
Speaker 1: Uh? Said every wife and our friend group.
Speaker 2: We all agree, Mark is the tool.
Speaker 1: Mark is the sort of tool, but dumbass more than
Speaker 1: a one of the dummies.
Speaker 2: Take her to that fancy new Golden Nugget and make
Speaker 2: up whether her.
Speaker 3: Here you go, yeah, baby, that'll do the trick every
Speaker 3: single time, the Golden Nugget. That's right, baby, the the
Speaker 3: Golden Nugget. You know what I'm talking about. Always something
Speaker 3: going on at the brand new Golden Nugget. Perfect place
Speaker 3: to watch any college or pro game. Wednesdays from nine
Speaker 3: am or nine pm until twelve am. They have Karrieoki.
Speaker 3: Every single Wednesday's Thursdays, My Night seven pm till ten pm.
Speaker 3: That's music Bingo plus the Golden Nugget. Well, they're just
Speaker 3: known for good times and live music. And this Saturday
Speaker 3: they're proving it to you. Baby. The Fab two will
Speaker 3: be performing from eight pm to eleven pm. When's the
Speaker 3: last time you've been to the Golden Nugget. It's not
Speaker 3: your own Golden Nugget. It's brand spanking new inside and
Speaker 3: you're gonna love it. I'll see you at the Golden Nugget.
Speaker 3: Stick around more on the Way News Radio eight forty
Speaker 3: w h A s.
Speaker 1: Well those album animal commercials on the background here, dude,
Speaker 1: oh the ASPCA, Yes, those are just actors. All those
Speaker 1: those little puppies and dogs that are shivering in the
Speaker 1: in the cold. Oh there's wa wah, no.
Speaker 3: Crap off the station.
Speaker 1: Those are actors, are they? Yes? They are.
Speaker 2: Little Charlie has a good home. He plays miscreants for money.