WEBVTT 1 00:00:15.400 --> 00:00:18.679 You're watching You in the Cud with Mike ben in 2 00:00:18.800 --> 00:00:22.960 Row and dominic Berry told me, let's first you split it, 3 00:00:23.079 --> 00:00:25.079 then you lick it, then you dun'k it, and that's 4 00:00:25.120 --> 00:00:26.160 also how you eat it not real. 5 00:00:28.399 --> 00:00:32.880 This week I'm joined by poet extraordinary dominic Berry. You're 6 00:00:32.920 --> 00:00:34.039 doing I'm really well. 7 00:00:34.079 --> 00:00:35.880 It's so lovely to be back here. I had so 8 00:00:36.000 --> 00:00:40.280 much fun last time in a year of the year, 9 00:00:40.280 --> 00:00:43.479 since you're last with us. Oh my goodness, that doesn't it? 10 00:00:43.479 --> 00:00:45.280 It does, indeed it does, indeed. 11 00:00:45.399 --> 00:00:47.200 Wow. Well, it's super cool to be back. 12 00:00:47.359 --> 00:00:49.320 Great, it's great to have you here. What have you 13 00:00:49.359 --> 00:00:50.079 got for us this week? 14 00:00:50.600 --> 00:00:55.280 We are going to be talking about saltburn okay, and 15 00:00:55.880 --> 00:00:58.200 I'm gonna I'm going to teach you a little bit 16 00:00:58.240 --> 00:01:02.520 about wordsmith ry Mike teach you a lesson. 17 00:01:02.679 --> 00:01:03.679 Yeah, sounds promising. 18 00:01:04.760 --> 00:01:06.760 And we even have something different instead of a Game 19 00:01:06.760 --> 00:01:10.239 of the Week with Dom's top poetry on screen. notWe 20 00:01:10.319 --> 00:01:12.439 You can see our social media just search for at 21 00:01:12.480 --> 00:01:13.879 the coud TV and. 22 00:01:13.799 --> 00:01:16.680 As people who have popped up in our comments go 23 00:01:16.799 --> 00:01:19.560 along the bottom of the screen, it's time for Mike 24 00:01:19.799 --> 00:01:21.359 in the Buzz. 25 00:01:28.719 --> 00:01:32.760 Over Christmas. Now it's been it's gone, it's done. Yeah, 26 00:01:33.000 --> 00:01:34.040 did you have some good presence? 27 00:01:34.079 --> 00:01:34.280 Though? 28 00:01:34.879 --> 00:01:38.120 I am super nerdy, so all of my presents were 29 00:01:38.200 --> 00:01:43.680 like Japanese only release video games from the ninety nineties, 30 00:01:44.239 --> 00:01:49.079 proper obscure stuff and like what yeah, a game called 31 00:01:49.359 --> 00:01:54.439 Royal Stone, a game called Crystal Warriors, like super nerdy 32 00:01:54.480 --> 00:01:58.439 stuff like Pokemon before Pokemon at these like text line 33 00:01:58.439 --> 00:02:01.480 ones like what the text ones where you have to 34 00:02:01.560 --> 00:02:02.480 like type yes. 35 00:02:02.840 --> 00:02:03.719 Oh not that old. 36 00:02:03.799 --> 00:02:07.599 I remember that school in school where they brought in 37 00:02:07.680 --> 00:02:11.400 the computer a trolley like one day a week. 38 00:02:11.599 --> 00:02:13.960 Oh, those were glorious. Do you remember Pop? 39 00:02:14.680 --> 00:02:16.840 His name Pop where it's like pop can explode in 40 00:02:16.879 --> 00:02:20.840 his face grow? Yeah, it never grew old, it never grew. 41 00:02:21.120 --> 00:02:24.199 It's one step above that, but only a small only 42 00:02:24.240 --> 00:02:25.159 a small step. 43 00:02:25.400 --> 00:02:28.000 Yeah. Well, people have been sharing their. 44 00:02:29.360 --> 00:02:35.000 Say Christmas gift fails awful gifts online and there's been 45 00:02:35.080 --> 00:02:38.199 some truly brilliant ones this year, like would you say 46 00:02:38.240 --> 00:02:39.439 no to a garlic press? 47 00:02:40.479 --> 00:02:44.840 Garlic press? Oh no, that sounds very useful. 48 00:02:44.879 --> 00:02:47.159 It does sound useful, but as a Christmas gift, well, 49 00:02:47.159 --> 00:02:48.919 I guess it depends how much garlic you eat. 50 00:02:49.800 --> 00:02:51.400 Maybe they're trying to say something. 51 00:02:53.120 --> 00:02:56.360 Trolley bags, a bag for the trolley. 52 00:02:56.800 --> 00:02:57.439 Trolley bags. 53 00:02:57.560 --> 00:03:00.319 No, oh, they're they're brilliant, they're like a shopping but 54 00:03:00.319 --> 00:03:01.719 they did you get trolley back? 55 00:03:01.800 --> 00:03:01.879 No? 56 00:03:01.919 --> 00:03:02.240 I didn't. 57 00:03:02.719 --> 00:03:04.599 Are you sad you didn't get a trolley back. 58 00:03:06.159 --> 00:03:09.400 It's a bag that fits inside a trolley quite perfectly, 59 00:03:09.719 --> 00:03:11.759 so when you're doing your scanning shop shopping, you just put. 60 00:03:11.599 --> 00:03:12.120 It in the bag. 61 00:03:12.639 --> 00:03:15.080 Oh, they did designed to fit in the trolley, so 62 00:03:15.080 --> 00:03:18.319 you're not wrestling with trying to reorganize a bag for life. 63 00:03:19.240 --> 00:03:21.560 Yeah, I'm a bit of a pick. The most homophobic 64 00:03:21.599 --> 00:03:22.879 gift on the planet, of course, is links. 65 00:03:23.680 --> 00:03:27.080 When people give you links body set, right, But people 66 00:03:27.080 --> 00:03:29.960 were shopped that they came in ten sets, so it's 67 00:03:29.960 --> 00:03:31.919 not just a spray in a bottle. 68 00:03:32.319 --> 00:03:35.039 There's ten things that come in this links. 69 00:03:35.800 --> 00:03:38.639 Yeah. 70 00:03:38.919 --> 00:03:44.520 But and customized Tomato ketchup. Oh fab Yeah, so you 71 00:03:44.560 --> 00:03:46.400 get a bottle smart ketchup. It's not even a big 72 00:03:46.439 --> 00:03:48.240 bottle with your name on it instead of Hinds. 73 00:03:48.719 --> 00:03:52.280 That's beautiful, Yeah, beautiful for that. Yeah. 74 00:03:52.439 --> 00:03:55.479 Yeah, I think I'm one of those people who like 75 00:03:55.759 --> 00:03:59.639 could turn into a man in a home just full 76 00:03:59.680 --> 00:04:02.759 of junk floor ceiling, Like I could, Like I would. 77 00:04:02.759 --> 00:04:06.560 I would keep that forever, and you know, the temptation 78 00:04:06.719 --> 00:04:08.879 to not wash it because the little bits of red 79 00:04:08.919 --> 00:04:11.520 would like be part of it would be disgusting. 80 00:04:11.759 --> 00:04:15.439 There's something I probably would do. You know that's great. 81 00:04:15.560 --> 00:04:16.240 I love that. 82 00:04:16.399 --> 00:04:19.480 I love that. And a half pack of socks. 83 00:04:20.000 --> 00:04:22.879 So one shed they opened up a half pack packet 84 00:04:22.879 --> 00:04:24.600 from the grandmother and it was half a packet of 85 00:04:24.639 --> 00:04:27.720 socks and I'm going, okay, and then the dad opened 86 00:04:27.720 --> 00:04:28.240 the other half. 87 00:04:30.839 --> 00:04:31.439 Fair play. 88 00:04:32.839 --> 00:04:35.879 So it's just people keeping keeping thrifty. Cost of living crisis. 89 00:04:35.920 --> 00:04:37.079 What did you get mine? 90 00:04:37.600 --> 00:04:39.319 I was very lucky that I just got. 91 00:04:39.160 --> 00:04:42.360 Cash, the true meaning of Christ. 92 00:04:45.839 --> 00:04:48.079 Because I don't have a dog. Everyone mad As gifts 93 00:04:48.120 --> 00:04:49.839 for the dog. So I got a lot of dog toys, 94 00:04:49.839 --> 00:04:52.519 a lot of dog treats, a blanket, and I going, 95 00:04:52.519 --> 00:04:53.920 why have you give me a blanket? And a dog 96 00:04:54.000 --> 00:04:57.439 ran up went that's min That's why I'm giving a blanket. 97 00:04:57.959 --> 00:05:03.399 My friend he sis To, got his cat a caravan, 98 00:05:03.759 --> 00:05:07.040 not like a full sized human caravan, but a cat caravan. 99 00:05:07.399 --> 00:05:10.959 And Daphne the cat, she is the kind of cat 100 00:05:10.959 --> 00:05:13.839 A great name, isn't it she She doesn't really like 101 00:05:13.959 --> 00:05:15.120 many toys, but the caravan. 102 00:05:15.240 --> 00:05:15.720 She loves it. 103 00:05:15.759 --> 00:05:19.079 And the genius of the caravan is really it's it's 104 00:05:19.199 --> 00:05:22.319 just like a box. Cats love boxes, but it's it's 105 00:05:22.360 --> 00:05:26.120 more aesthetically pleasing for it's got this really sweet design, 106 00:05:26.240 --> 00:05:26.600 but it's. 107 00:05:26.519 --> 00:05:27.680 Got a little hole in the top. 108 00:05:27.800 --> 00:05:29.560 She can pop her head out and she can climb 109 00:05:29.639 --> 00:05:30.680 in and out of the window. 110 00:05:30.920 --> 00:05:33.160 It is beautiful fun. 111 00:05:33.279 --> 00:05:34.279 I get one for George. 112 00:05:35.399 --> 00:05:39.040 But moving on, predictions. Have you had any predictions for 113 00:05:39.079 --> 00:05:40.879 this year? You thought, Oh, this year, this is what 114 00:05:40.920 --> 00:05:44.399 I think will happen for me. Oh, well, you know 115 00:05:44.800 --> 00:05:46.360 my year last year. 116 00:05:46.399 --> 00:05:48.240 If I'm listing all my years I've ever had in 117 00:05:48.240 --> 00:05:49.800 my life, it wasn't my favorite. 118 00:05:50.360 --> 00:05:51.959 It wasn't a favorite, you know. 119 00:05:52.680 --> 00:05:55.279 So I think I think, you know, like Yaz and 120 00:05:55.319 --> 00:05:57.560 the plastic population, the only way is up. 121 00:05:57.839 --> 00:06:00.360 The only way is up. So that's what I think. Good. 122 00:06:00.639 --> 00:06:04.079 Good for health, you know, good for career, good for everything. Yeah, 123 00:06:04.360 --> 00:06:08.120 just go out and be us. That's all we could do, Mike, 124 00:06:08.240 --> 00:06:09.879 isn't it. We can't be anyone else. 125 00:06:10.120 --> 00:06:15.240 But we can try a couple of different people. That's 126 00:06:15.360 --> 00:06:18.079 enough about how I cant man? Have you ever heard 127 00:06:18.120 --> 00:06:19.399 of Babba Agner? 128 00:06:20.600 --> 00:06:20.759 No? 129 00:06:20.920 --> 00:06:21.560 I have not. 130 00:06:21.879 --> 00:06:25.480 Is this some kind of Russian folklore, not Bulgarian. Oh okay, 131 00:06:25.959 --> 00:06:28.720 and she was a lady that died in the nineties. Okay, 132 00:06:28.879 --> 00:06:31.560 when she's predicted lots. She never wrote anything now because 133 00:06:31.560 --> 00:06:33.639 she was literate. What people used to write down her 134 00:06:33.639 --> 00:06:34.439 predictions for her. 135 00:06:34.759 --> 00:06:41.240 She successfully predicted Princess Di's death nine to eleven chernobyl. 136 00:06:41.639 --> 00:06:42.000 Okay. 137 00:06:42.120 --> 00:06:44.480 She also predicted her own death as well, which I 138 00:06:44.480 --> 00:06:46.879 think is a bit of a you can make that happen. 139 00:06:48.399 --> 00:06:50.439 So, you know, I don't want to be disrespectful for 140 00:06:50.519 --> 00:06:53.600 something that's clearly revered yet I've not heard of. 141 00:06:53.759 --> 00:06:56.680 But when you say predicted, is it predicted. 142 00:06:56.279 --> 00:06:59.160 Like a in a really elusive way that could be 143 00:06:59.399 --> 00:07:04.360 multiple interpretations like all the stars will be in the yeah, 144 00:07:04.399 --> 00:07:07.079 you'll see the color blue. Yeah, yeah, it's actually she's 145 00:07:07.120 --> 00:07:11.759 quite specific, and she has been wrong, right, right, But 146 00:07:11.920 --> 00:07:16.480 this year, what she's predicted are an assassination attempt on Putin, 147 00:07:17.639 --> 00:07:21.480 So she said Russian Prime minister will be have an 148 00:07:21.480 --> 00:07:28.920 assassination attempt, right, cyber attacks, EU terror attacks. 149 00:07:28.680 --> 00:07:33.160 Bought a cure for cancer, and Alzheimer's. Right, that's what 150 00:07:33.160 --> 00:07:34.279 she's predicted for this year. 151 00:07:34.639 --> 00:07:37.759 That's all right, you know, she's dead now, so no 152 00:07:37.800 --> 00:07:39.639 one's going to go with you were wrong, So on 153 00:07:39.800 --> 00:07:42.680 my word, good day, das. 154 00:07:43.639 --> 00:07:44.040 Wow. 155 00:07:44.079 --> 00:07:48.439 She did predict aliens to come over last year, but 156 00:07:48.639 --> 00:07:49.959 they might have I didn't. 157 00:07:51.639 --> 00:07:53.480 She's very specific in that, saying that you know the 158 00:07:53.519 --> 00:07:56.000 sky will be darkened by aliens. 159 00:07:57.040 --> 00:07:59.600 That did happen. Well, that's I slept through it. 160 00:08:00.199 --> 00:08:01.879 But if you sleep through world events like I do 161 00:08:03.120 --> 00:08:05.720 at the cod TV on social media, and that brings 162 00:08:05.759 --> 00:08:08.399 us to our story of the week YouTube. 163 00:08:09.079 --> 00:08:10.519 Yeah, do you like a YouTuber? 164 00:08:11.959 --> 00:08:14.879 I'm not someone who follows YouTubers? Well, actually no, I 165 00:08:14.920 --> 00:08:17.360 tell a lie because the nerdy video game stuff. I 166 00:08:17.360 --> 00:08:20.399 do follow a few people who talk about the obscure stuff. 167 00:08:20.519 --> 00:08:23.160 Why do you ask, Well, this is because a fitness 168 00:08:23.160 --> 00:08:27.480 influencer already fallen out with called Joe Fraser. 169 00:08:28.000 --> 00:08:30.160 Okay, not familiar with the name now. 170 00:08:30.000 --> 00:08:33.440 That it was fitness, I'm not little teacher how to 171 00:08:33.440 --> 00:08:36.519 get a great body. No, he stayed away for. 172 00:08:36.360 --> 00:08:40.360 Forty two hours, so already on a good healthy as 173 00:08:40.399 --> 00:08:45.399 an experiment to show people how important sleepers and rest is. Right, Yes, 174 00:08:46.399 --> 00:08:47.960 I mean isn't that a bit like oh, I'm going 175 00:08:48.000 --> 00:08:50.399 to like, you know, put nails in my hand to 176 00:08:50.399 --> 00:08:52.159 show that putting nails in my hand is bad. 177 00:08:52.200 --> 00:08:54.320 Does that need to be shown? Does that need. 178 00:08:54.360 --> 00:08:56.960 Apparently so it's a generation out there that thinks you 179 00:08:56.960 --> 00:09:00.559 don't need sleep. But yeah, he stayed a forty two 180 00:09:00.600 --> 00:09:04.200 hours and documented the journey, right. So he started off 181 00:09:04.200 --> 00:09:06.639 by saying things like, you know, the first eighteen hours were. 182 00:09:06.559 --> 00:09:08.039 Easy because it was just my normal day. 183 00:09:08.399 --> 00:09:10.600 Because he said it was when it was thirty hour 184 00:09:10.639 --> 00:09:13.960 thirty three he really started to struggle. So he was 185 00:09:14.039 --> 00:09:15.919 drinking a lot of caffeine to try and keep himself awake, 186 00:09:15.960 --> 00:09:20.000 lots of sugar, and he said his mental agility went 187 00:09:20.039 --> 00:09:23.480 downhill very quickly, to the point where he actually he 188 00:09:23.519 --> 00:09:25.840 didn't fall asleep, he passed out from exhaustion. 189 00:09:26.279 --> 00:09:27.480 We have another picture of him. 190 00:09:28.399 --> 00:09:29.480 That's yeah. 191 00:09:29.480 --> 00:09:32.600 In the words of Janet from The Rocky Horror Shower, 192 00:09:32.639 --> 00:09:34.960 I don't like men with too many muscles, you know, 193 00:09:35.039 --> 00:09:35.879 I think that's. 194 00:09:35.879 --> 00:09:38.240 I mean, good for him, good for him, let him 195 00:09:38.320 --> 00:09:39.200 enjoy himselself. 196 00:09:39.240 --> 00:09:41.120 But he obviously puts a lot of work in and 197 00:09:41.200 --> 00:09:43.919 doesn't drink enough water anyway. But that's all from the 198 00:09:43.919 --> 00:09:44.559 buzz this week. 199 00:09:44.759 --> 00:09:45.960 Thank you for that. 200 00:09:46.200 --> 00:09:50.519 Mike Well, I have no intention to do anything towards 201 00:09:50.519 --> 00:09:53.039 making my body look anything like that. I think, you know, 202 00:09:53.200 --> 00:09:56.360 big lamps of chocolate and bread. 203 00:09:57.600 --> 00:09:59.200 My new Year's resolutions. 204 00:09:59.320 --> 00:10:02.519 Yeah yeah, it mus said, nothing tastes as good as 205 00:10:02.559 --> 00:10:03.320 skinny feels. 206 00:10:03.559 --> 00:10:05.200 She had obviously never eaten in a clare. 207 00:10:07.159 --> 00:10:09.360 Stick around because coming up next, we've got Dominic and 208 00:10:09.399 --> 00:10:21.679 the Shelbiz. You're watching you in a coid with Dominic 209 00:10:21.759 --> 00:10:24.279 and make now let's get ready for the Shelbys with Dominic. 210 00:10:32.480 --> 00:10:36.519 So to celebrate the nineteen nineties, we've got some new 211 00:10:36.720 --> 00:10:41.440 stamps postage stamps coming out and they're of a group 212 00:10:41.759 --> 00:10:45.120 who I remember when I was a teenager in the nineties, 213 00:10:45.480 --> 00:10:50.360 I felt this was the end of music. That's why 214 00:10:50.360 --> 00:10:55.120 I felt as a teenager, I disliked this group so much, 215 00:10:55.360 --> 00:10:57.879 so much, but they are popular with many of the gays. 216 00:10:57.960 --> 00:11:03.159 They are the Spice Girl. Did you what's your favorite 217 00:11:03.200 --> 00:11:04.200 Spice Girls song? 218 00:11:05.039 --> 00:11:08.360 To become one really because they tell people to put 219 00:11:08.360 --> 00:11:08.919 condoms on. 220 00:11:09.639 --> 00:11:10.639 Well, that is a good thing. 221 00:11:10.759 --> 00:11:11.799 I think it's a great message. 222 00:11:11.840 --> 00:11:14.240 That is a great message. That is a great message. 223 00:11:14.279 --> 00:11:16.840 Well here they are is one of the stamps here, so. 224 00:11:17.919 --> 00:11:19.159 Yeah, well she's winking at me. 225 00:11:19.759 --> 00:11:25.720 I always felt as a teenager that there was. I 226 00:11:25.840 --> 00:11:29.120 know that most pop music is manufactured in some way, 227 00:11:29.240 --> 00:11:32.080 but you know, I grew up with like Cindi Lauper 228 00:11:32.159 --> 00:11:37.360 and Madonna, who I felt were really authentic, and it 229 00:11:37.519 --> 00:11:39.799 just it just never really rang true for me. The 230 00:11:39.879 --> 00:11:43.039 Spice Girls, it never never made a connection. But we're 231 00:11:43.039 --> 00:11:45.600 not just getting one stamp. We're getting like about a 232 00:11:45.799 --> 00:11:49.279 million stamps because there we are all the different ones there. 233 00:11:49.759 --> 00:11:55.039 So yeah, yeah, which which was your favorite Spice. 234 00:11:55.000 --> 00:11:57.679 My favorite space was Jerry really, just because she was 235 00:11:57.720 --> 00:11:58.440 the most chaotic. 236 00:11:59.320 --> 00:12:03.559 Yeah, Like the Jerry solo single look at Me, the 237 00:12:03.600 --> 00:12:06.879 first solo single. I thought that that was authentic because 238 00:12:06.919 --> 00:12:11.840 that was all I was less keen than less keen 239 00:12:11.919 --> 00:12:15.399 than that one. Yeah, and I liked Melbe's do you 240 00:12:15.440 --> 00:12:15.679 know what? 241 00:12:15.720 --> 00:12:16.000 Do you know what? 242 00:12:16.039 --> 00:12:18.480 I'm going to say something lovely about the Spice Girls. Now, 243 00:12:18.879 --> 00:12:21.759 I saw a clip from the nineties which I had 244 00:12:21.799 --> 00:12:25.879 not seen before, and the Spice Girls are doing a 245 00:12:26.039 --> 00:12:30.480 p are taught like different countries, and they're in a 246 00:12:30.559 --> 00:12:33.000 European country and on this show, which I believe is 247 00:12:33.080 --> 00:12:35.799 live on air, that the Five Spies seems quite. 248 00:12:35.559 --> 00:12:37.720 Early in their career and loads of. 249 00:12:39.200 --> 00:12:44.759 Young dancers come out, white dancers in backface dance around okay, 250 00:12:45.120 --> 00:12:48.080 And to completely contradict what I said before, I thought 251 00:12:48.120 --> 00:12:51.559 that the Spice Girls, especially Melbye, the only black person 252 00:12:51.720 --> 00:12:54.039 in the studio at the time, I thought that it 253 00:12:54.120 --> 00:12:57.240 was really skillfully done. I believe that they didn't know 254 00:12:57.360 --> 00:13:00.919 this was going to happen, and Melby was like, I 255 00:13:00.919 --> 00:13:03.240 mean so much that could have been said. I think 256 00:13:03.240 --> 00:13:07.080 in that scenario pretty much anything would have been you 257 00:13:07.120 --> 00:13:10.320 know an I'm sad reaction from Melby and Melby was like, 258 00:13:10.399 --> 00:13:12.919 why haven't you got white people doing this dance? I 259 00:13:12.960 --> 00:13:17.240 won't say the dance itself was problematic. The dance itself 260 00:13:17.600 --> 00:13:18.440 was like. 261 00:13:18.440 --> 00:13:20.399 They're like, oh, you know, it's our tradition. 262 00:13:20.559 --> 00:13:23.480 It's like Melby is like, you could have got black 263 00:13:23.559 --> 00:13:25.720 people to do this sounds why haven't you? And she's like, 264 00:13:25.799 --> 00:13:28.440 I'm not okay with this dance. I thought to say that, 265 00:13:28.480 --> 00:13:31.639 and she did it with real dignity, real now. 266 00:13:31.639 --> 00:13:33.399 I never saw this at the time. This is something 267 00:13:33.440 --> 00:13:37.120 that I've just seen recently, and it did make me reevaluate. 268 00:13:36.399 --> 00:13:39.679 My I think the Spicycles, when they were being political 269 00:13:40.240 --> 00:13:43.200 and very pc and very aware of where they were, 270 00:13:43.519 --> 00:13:46.759 they were doing brilliant things like Jerry Halliwell talking to 271 00:13:47.039 --> 00:13:49.960 when they met Nelson Mandela, Jerry Hollywell went, you know 272 00:13:50.279 --> 00:13:52.600 about his life and how they should be respected more, 273 00:13:52.639 --> 00:13:55.759 and yet he's treated appallingly and stuff. So I think 274 00:13:55.799 --> 00:13:57.600 when when they did speak out, they had a very 275 00:13:57.639 --> 00:13:58.159 good voice. 276 00:13:59.159 --> 00:14:10.639 The songs were good. Do you think anyway? 277 00:14:10.799 --> 00:14:15.679 Stop I'll stop saying moving on. If I wasn't a 278 00:14:15.720 --> 00:14:18.080 fan of the Spice Girls, what do you think was 279 00:14:18.080 --> 00:14:21.559 my subjective view of Britney Spears? 280 00:14:21.879 --> 00:14:22.600 He loved her. 281 00:14:23.080 --> 00:14:27.000 I wasn't key, I was you were there dressing up 282 00:14:27.039 --> 00:14:28.960 with the pigtails and the school. 283 00:14:30.840 --> 00:14:33.840 But you know, Britney Spears has had the book come out. 284 00:14:34.639 --> 00:14:35.519 Have you read the book? 285 00:14:35.600 --> 00:14:37.639 I read some of the book, did you I read 286 00:14:37.639 --> 00:14:41.679 the back page which says some of the book, I've 287 00:14:41.679 --> 00:14:43.639 done that typical thing that people do when they want 288 00:14:43.679 --> 00:14:45.639 to see more intelligent than they are that I've read 289 00:14:45.679 --> 00:14:47.120 a lot of articles about. 290 00:14:47.759 --> 00:14:50.399 I mean, you know, Britney Spears has led a really 291 00:14:51.759 --> 00:14:53.080 really harrowing life. 292 00:14:53.480 --> 00:14:56.279 Really really horrible things happened, and as much as I 293 00:14:56.360 --> 00:15:01.320 had just in Tim Blake and of course the much 294 00:15:01.360 --> 00:15:04.080 has been written about the difference in treatment of Justin Timberlakes, 295 00:15:04.200 --> 00:15:07.399 the difference of treatment of Britney Spears. And there's been 296 00:15:07.440 --> 00:15:09.039 a lot of reports and this is what this news 297 00:15:09.159 --> 00:15:12.440 article is about about Britney's return to music, because it 298 00:15:12.440 --> 00:15:16.279 wasn't that long ago that Elton John included Britney Spears 299 00:15:16.320 --> 00:15:18.799 and had you a big hit single. 300 00:15:18.600 --> 00:15:22.120 With the Conservative Ship. She had a song with Donald John. 301 00:15:22.000 --> 00:15:24.320 Yet yeah, the tiny dancer sampling thing. 302 00:15:24.679 --> 00:15:27.639 So yeah, you know, there's been all this talk Britney 303 00:15:27.879 --> 00:15:33.480 is returning to the music industry. But Britney herself has 304 00:15:33.559 --> 00:15:36.799 been on Instagram saying that is not the case. So 305 00:15:36.840 --> 00:15:39.240 a lot of fans are really disappointed when you hear 306 00:15:39.320 --> 00:15:40.919 it from the artists themselves. 307 00:15:41.000 --> 00:15:44.600 I'm not returning to music. And I think that. 308 00:15:45.519 --> 00:15:49.159 As a kid, I always had huge disappointment in artists 309 00:15:49.159 --> 00:15:50.440 who didn't pledge. 310 00:15:50.080 --> 00:15:53.879 Their heart and soul till the grave, till being a 311 00:15:53.919 --> 00:15:57.600 singer or a actor or whatnot. And I've got really 312 00:15:57.679 --> 00:16:01.000 different opinion these days. I think that we can get 313 00:16:01.039 --> 00:16:03.679 so caught up in the attachment we have. 314 00:16:03.679 --> 00:16:07.080 To a song or a. 315 00:16:06.639 --> 00:16:09.519 Nightclub or whatnot, that we forget these are real people. Then, 316 00:16:09.519 --> 00:16:14.480 even when we're reading the traumatic real life experiences. There's 317 00:16:14.480 --> 00:16:17.399 still a detachment to this, so goodness me. If there's 318 00:16:17.600 --> 00:16:21.440 anyone who has earned a little bit of choice in 319 00:16:21.559 --> 00:16:25.960 their own lives, it definitely is Britney Spears. So I 320 00:16:26.000 --> 00:16:29.159 can understand why fans would be disappointed. I'm going to 321 00:16:29.320 --> 00:16:32.559 guess your Britney Spears song of choice. 322 00:16:32.799 --> 00:16:34.919 If you went for a slow. 323 00:16:36.240 --> 00:16:38.320 Spice Girls song, I think it's going to be a 324 00:16:38.440 --> 00:16:40.200 slow This is what I don't like a lot of 325 00:16:40.279 --> 00:16:42.559 pop singers is just bring out the bangers. Bring out 326 00:16:42.559 --> 00:16:45.399 the bangers, you know, Like the best Britney Spears song 327 00:16:45.440 --> 00:16:46.440 for me is toxic. 328 00:16:46.639 --> 00:16:51.240 It is the best. Yes, I guessed, really to, I. 329 00:16:51.200 --> 00:16:53.159 Would have thought you'd have gone for one like you 330 00:16:53.200 --> 00:16:56.720 know sometimes now, really I hated all of us low stuff. 331 00:16:56.759 --> 00:17:00.159 Did you what's the difference between slow Spice Girls and 332 00:17:00.200 --> 00:17:00.919 slow Britney. 333 00:17:01.120 --> 00:17:03.000 Slow Brittany was boring. 334 00:17:03.039 --> 00:17:05.640 So Spice Girls is boring, and that's why you've got 335 00:17:05.640 --> 00:17:06.480 a wrong opinion. 336 00:17:06.240 --> 00:17:13.119 Of fair Let's move on. Let's move on. 337 00:17:14.319 --> 00:17:16.880 I am a person who has strong views on music 338 00:17:16.920 --> 00:17:19.839 but doesn't really watch television or go to the cinema 339 00:17:19.880 --> 00:17:24.079 that much. But I am aware of a thing called saltburn. 340 00:17:24.200 --> 00:17:27.039 I loved Saltburn, Tell me what you loved about Saltburn? 341 00:17:27.279 --> 00:17:30.160 The twist at the end, okay, and you see a 342 00:17:30.160 --> 00:17:32.799 lot of naked men and there's a very large penis 343 00:17:33.079 --> 00:17:34.759 with Sophia Aspexter's music. 344 00:17:34.640 --> 00:17:35.240 In the background. 345 00:17:36.799 --> 00:17:37.759 What's not love? 346 00:17:37.960 --> 00:17:40.200 What's not so love to see a man with a 347 00:17:40.319 --> 00:17:43.319 nicely sized penis dancing to murder on the dance floor. 348 00:17:44.279 --> 00:17:48.000 Well, we are on the topic of. 349 00:17:49.400 --> 00:17:54.200 Naked men with this net one of my favorite fantastic 350 00:17:54.559 --> 00:17:59.880 So the character, no, no, the actor, the actor Jacob 351 00:18:00.119 --> 00:18:03.920 is a scene where is his character Felix? 352 00:18:04.039 --> 00:18:05.000 Is that right, Felix here? 353 00:18:05.119 --> 00:18:08.039 Yeah, Felix. So is that there's something in a in 354 00:18:08.079 --> 00:18:09.279 a bark ah? 355 00:18:09.319 --> 00:18:09.519 Yes? 356 00:18:09.519 --> 00:18:11.799 So he has a bath We have a good time 357 00:18:11.839 --> 00:18:13.880 in the bar. He does have a good a good time. 358 00:18:14.359 --> 00:18:18.119 And then so another actor comes along and drinks the 359 00:18:18.160 --> 00:18:22.880 bath water a lot of the button literally, so he 360 00:18:22.960 --> 00:18:25.599 lets the plug out, Oh my, enjoying himself in the 361 00:18:25.640 --> 00:18:30.480 bath that's the other actor who's basically he gets down 362 00:18:30.519 --> 00:18:32.119 and starts sloping out of the plug hole. 363 00:18:32.599 --> 00:18:37.440 I mean, no kink shaming, no but ew. 364 00:18:38.440 --> 00:18:42.640 Really oh no no, not not the bath water, not 365 00:18:42.799 --> 00:18:43.960 the plug hole. 366 00:18:43.960 --> 00:18:46.079 No anything but that. 367 00:18:47.519 --> 00:18:50.839 You basically watch him rim the plug hole. Okay, well 368 00:18:50.920 --> 00:18:51.839 he felches. 369 00:18:51.480 --> 00:18:53.359 The plug holds the best way to describe. 370 00:18:53.079 --> 00:18:57.279 It, because my word, my word, you know, And I 371 00:18:57.359 --> 00:18:59.640 thought I lacked dignity. 372 00:19:00.680 --> 00:19:02.200 In the privacy of someone else's home. 373 00:19:02.480 --> 00:19:07.480 Well, a company clearly know that this is a popular scene, 374 00:19:07.519 --> 00:19:12.960 because popular fetish when it's not the taste that's being 375 00:19:14.400 --> 00:19:19.559 put into the capitalist, consumeristic machine. It's the smell. Okay, 376 00:19:19.640 --> 00:19:24.799 the smell. There is a candle, a candle, Jacob a 377 00:19:24.920 --> 00:19:31.359 Lord's bathwater, one hundred percent natural soy wax candle, So 378 00:19:31.400 --> 00:19:34.200 I'm guessing it's vegan, vegan, kosher probably. 379 00:19:34.799 --> 00:19:35.000 Yeah. 380 00:19:35.599 --> 00:19:40.519 Would you enjoy sniffing Jacob's bathwater mine? 381 00:19:40.599 --> 00:19:42.880 You see, I would have been slipping at as well. 382 00:19:43.200 --> 00:19:45.839 I wouldn't have waited for him to let the water out, 383 00:19:46.200 --> 00:19:46.799 have joined in? 384 00:19:47.799 --> 00:19:49.920 Where was this from the lux Candle company? 385 00:19:50.119 --> 00:19:53.160 All of these products are you know, I don't just 386 00:19:53.279 --> 00:19:54.759 mean to do with TV shows. 387 00:19:54.799 --> 00:19:56.400 I mean like beauty. 388 00:19:56.119 --> 00:20:01.440 Products, candles, perfumes, but usually have really abstract names, don't 389 00:20:01.480 --> 00:20:05.880 they like mystery or Asia. 390 00:20:05.960 --> 00:20:11.960 My favorite fragrance is called Tiger, but it's spelt tygar. 391 00:20:11.000 --> 00:20:20.319 Nonsense, nonsense, not nonsense. You liking it? But the name name. Yeah, 392 00:20:20.359 --> 00:20:23.440 so yeah, you might as well call anything anything, mightn't you. 393 00:20:23.559 --> 00:20:27.519 I mean, I'm sure that this smells like a soy 394 00:20:27.559 --> 00:20:29.799 wax candle. That's my prediction. 395 00:20:31.119 --> 00:20:35.240 So yeah, I'm a little bit disappointed because when you 396 00:20:35.319 --> 00:20:38.599 go and order, try and order this twenty four pounds candle, 397 00:20:39.519 --> 00:20:42.119 what's been to the n Yankee candle? You get the 398 00:20:42.200 --> 00:20:45.559 choice of comfort spice, sea breeze, or vanilla bean. 399 00:20:46.200 --> 00:20:48.640 Is comfort spice on one of the postage stamps. 400 00:20:49.519 --> 00:20:51.000 It's the new sick. 401 00:20:50.960 --> 00:20:53.079