Speaker 1: Shortage of dumb people doing really stupid things. Welcome to
Speaker 1: another edition of Idiotology. We'll let your taco one on
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Speaker 2: But you're freaking idiots, all right, and I want you
Speaker 2: all to realize it. I'm right there with you, trying
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Speaker 3: Lots of questions been coming in at two two five,
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Speaker 3: don't know you mentioned that last week, and I don't
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Speaker 2: I don't like crowding somebody's face.
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Speaker 2: from being rolled so far back in your head.
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Speaker 2: So this season, the Tampa Bay Rays are playing their
Speaker 2: home games at Steinbrenner Field Minor League facility in Tampa
Speaker 2: due to the damage to the Tropicana Rock Yea where
Speaker 2: they normally play. That's why it's being repaired to playing
Speaker 2: the minor league stadium. And well, you know, there were
Speaker 2: some concerns that perhaps not everything would be up to
Speaker 2: par and up to snuff for you know, the top
Speaker 2: tier of Major League Baseball. And yeah, so far, so good,
Speaker 2: minus some minor snaff Who's like the delay yesterday during
Speaker 2: the game between the Rays and the Red Sox, because well,
Speaker 2: here's what happens. We won ball game.
Speaker 4: Now a little buzz up in the ballpark, and it's
Speaker 4: not the fans, and they've halted play trying to figure
Speaker 4: out if that buzzz will subside. But there's a whistling
Speaker 4: effect in the sound system. Whatever they had to do,
Speaker 4: they did it.
Speaker 3: I don't know what they did, but thank god had
Speaker 3: stopped because I could just hear listeners hitting the presets
Speaker 3: and and tuning in elsewhere. That was roasting my ears.
Speaker 3: Fans like literally putting their fingers in their ears. Oh,
Speaker 3: I'm sure I'd be grabbing a couple of hot dogs
Speaker 3: from the hot dog guy and sticking them right here,
Speaker 3: pat just like Steve Martin with the arrow through the
Speaker 3: head kind of gimmick of your ears. Me and hot
Speaker 3: dogs in the ears.
Speaker 2: Wow, that hurt. Yeah, that was not fun. Not fun.
Speaker 2: So you resumed plane and everything was fine. In other
Speaker 2: sports related news, there's a British tennis player named Harriet Dart.
Speaker 1: She.
Speaker 3: Uh, I'm ten percent tennis, you know, because I took
Speaker 3: it in college and my wife played it all the
Speaker 3: way up to college. But I've never heard of Harriet Dark.
Speaker 3: That's because she's trying to let's see what she I
Speaker 3: don't know where she's ranked worldwide.
Speaker 2: Anyway. Uh, she was playing a match. Do you hear
Speaker 2: that popping? Have you heard that popping a couple times
Speaker 2: here in the last few minutes.
Speaker 3: It's probably your ears from that last segment you played. No,
Speaker 3: I'm still hearing it. It's like a slight pop. I
Speaker 3: hear the music beg. Yeah, I'm going for your headphones.
Speaker 3: I've had it happened with mine before. It's your connection
Speaker 3: on your headphones. Dirty pot over here? Do you want
Speaker 3: them to plug you into that one?
Speaker 2: I could hold on that for me because that has
Speaker 2: driving me crazy. You said it, I truly was like
Speaker 2: what I put it on eleven put it on eleven.
Speaker 2: For me, it's on twelve right now it is.
Speaker 3: No, it's on eleven. It's a high as it goes,
Speaker 3: like you're joking about. No, yeah, that's one hundred percent
Speaker 3: of the highest goes. There's another one over there if
Speaker 3: you want me to no, this is much better.
Speaker 2: Okay.
Speaker 3: The uh when you were talking about the pop, I thought, uh, oh,
Speaker 3: your ears finally gave because I know your hearing is
Speaker 3: screwed up from the headphones being on eleven all the time.
Speaker 3: And then that whistle, I thought it popped your brain.
Speaker 2: I was worried. So anyway, Harriet Dart is playing this
Speaker 2: French player named Lois boys On, who's the three hundred
Speaker 2: and third ranked player in the world. Dart lost in
Speaker 2: straight set, six zero six three. I'm sorry six love
Speaker 2: sixty three to Lois. But Harriet is having to apologize
Speaker 2: after something that happened during their their match where she
Speaker 2: went to the umpire and asked the umpire to please
Speaker 2: tell her opponent to put on deodorant because she quote
Speaker 2: smells really bad. Oh my, how bad does one have
Speaker 2: to smell well that you can pick it up from
Speaker 2: that distance. You're on separate sides of the court, aren't
Speaker 2: you for the most part, And maybe there's some close
Speaker 2: at the net volleys at some point. But stinky frenchwoman.
Speaker 2: That is bad.
Speaker 3: You think if she could smell it, you know, the
Speaker 3: fans could.
Speaker 2: So she's apologizing after that was overheard, and I guess
Speaker 2: that the French woman is having some fun with it.
Speaker 2: I guess she tagged a deodorant company saying maybe we
Speaker 2: need to partner, need to apparently need a collab Dove deodorant.
Speaker 2: Maybe this is all an entire work. She's three oh
Speaker 2: three in the world. It doesn't matter, you know what.
Speaker 2: You know where we are ranked wise, And I'm trying
Speaker 2: hard for dude wives all the time. Still can't believe
Speaker 2: I don't have that. It's not for lack of trying,
Speaker 2: you know, given it, You're What would have been great
Speaker 2: is if because I.
Speaker 3: Did a full commercial telling everybody, all the salespeople in
Speaker 3: the entire room of them that Hey, I'm a dude
Speaker 3: and I wipe. I need to be sponsored by dude wipes.
Speaker 3: Look I carry him in my pocket and right look
Speaker 3: right here, what do I have?
Speaker 5: Yeah?
Speaker 3: I go out and and people say, hey.
Speaker 2: Do you have a dude wipe?
Speaker 3: Like very very quietly, hear you like you're a vendor,
Speaker 3: Like I'm a provider.
Speaker 2: Yeah, I'm a giver. What would have been great is
Speaker 2: if the umpire told Harriet, who is you know British?
Speaker 2: Why don't you worry about fixing your teeth?
Speaker 3: That's not star.
Speaker 2: If we haven't stereotyped tonight.
Speaker 3: All right, Hey, I was getting ready well out of
Speaker 3: Bruce Jenner. Is that the one that? Which one's the
Speaker 3: one that the tennis famous tennis player that now he's
Speaker 3: redated to Kardashians bits and pieces. Bob here trance forget it,
Speaker 3: move on, bust left six minutes ago.
Speaker 2: Nineteen year old Michigan guy is going to prison for
Speaker 2: six months, just stemming from an incident where he was
Speaker 2: pissed off that his girlfriend and her family went on
Speaker 2: a cruise out of Miami and left him back in Kalamazoo,
Speaker 2: Michigan to watch dogs, their dogs.
Speaker 3: You know why they left you because you're the kind
Speaker 3: of guy that would call in go.
Speaker 2: Ahead, he called in a well, send in a bomb
Speaker 2: threat to a carnival cruise ship that the family was
Speaker 2: on out of Miami. Huh, And they, of course easily
Speaker 2: traced his IP address and he copped to it. Yeah,
Speaker 2: he was just he was angry. They had to go
Speaker 2: and check over a thousand rooms on the ship after
Speaker 2: the boat had already after the ship had already departed.
Speaker 3: You know when you're out on a cruise and they
Speaker 3: have the big COVID scare and they have to wait him.
Speaker 3: But having something like this, you know, when everything's locked
Speaker 3: down by going pat people are text again real quick?
Speaker 2: You ready?
Speaker 3: Yeah at two two five, two six? Still hear the
Speaker 3: crackling just a little bit. You're ready, Turn the bed
Speaker 3: down for a second. Now there, Now they'll be done.
Speaker 3: Here in the popping, I think that's what listeners were hearing.
Speaker 3: Your popping's gone now right.
Speaker 2: I haven't heard anything. Yes, I think it's this dirty
Speaker 2: headphone pot over here. We fixed it. See now here's
Speaker 2: the pump. That's not exactly the music. I could turn
Speaker 2: it up. See if you guys want to pull.
Speaker 3: You want to feel like you're on a cruise ship.
Speaker 2: I run these little music beds under us for timing purposes.
Speaker 2: They're not meant to be obtrusive, no, but not to
Speaker 2: be obtrusive at all.
Speaker 3: But what I'm getting intrusive. What I'm getting at is
Speaker 3: that people were in Texans and and I still hear
Speaker 3: it a little bit. That was just me as bad.
Speaker 5: We're good, yeah, all right, don't just watch gonna pull
Speaker 5: his hair out, Just watch the dogs, and you know,
Speaker 5: don't let the family go and have their little their
Speaker 5: cruise and you'll miss her that much more than when
Speaker 5: she gets back.
Speaker 2: You can have, you know, lovey dovey time.
Speaker 3: That's why they didn't bring you on the cruise, because
Speaker 3: if they got you the drinking pass, oh god, I
Speaker 3: think of what you'd be doing exactly.
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