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<v Speaker 1>Shortage of dumb people doing really stupid things. Welcome to

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<v Speaker 1>another edition of Idiotology. We'll let your taco one on

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<v Speaker 1>one one w jr R.

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<v Speaker 2>But you're freaking idiots, all right, and I want you

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<v Speaker 2>all to realize it. I'm right there with you, trying

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<v Speaker 2>to contain my excitement over what's gonna happen later this hour.

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<v Speaker 2>In fact, about thirty minutes from right now.

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<v Speaker 3>Umm, oh, your uh, your world renown life coach is

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<v Speaker 3>gonna come visit us. He'll be here ready to help you.

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<v Speaker 3>Lots of questions been coming in at two two five,

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<v Speaker 3>two six. Thank you for sending those. I get to

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<v Speaker 3>see if I can get you two together to I

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<v Speaker 3>don't know you mentioned that last week, and I don't

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<v Speaker 3>like making people uncomfortable, you know, I think you'd like it.

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<v Speaker 2>I don't like crowding somebody's face.

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<v Speaker 3>So thick, it's nothing funny, so deep.

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<v Speaker 2>Just please let us help you pull your eyes back

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<v Speaker 2>from being rolled so far back in your head.

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<v Speaker 3>Life coach questions two two five, and a good morning

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<v Speaker 3>again to everybody at the tech side.

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<v Speaker 2>So this season, the Tampa Bay Rays are playing their

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<v Speaker 2>home games at Steinbrenner Field Minor League facility in Tampa

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<v Speaker 2>due to the damage to the Tropicana Rock Yea where

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<v Speaker 2>they normally play. That's why it's being repaired to playing

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<v Speaker 2>the minor league stadium. And well, you know, there were

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<v Speaker 2>some concerns that perhaps not everything would be up to

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<v Speaker 2>par and up to snuff for you know, the top

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<v Speaker 2>tier of Major League Baseball. And yeah, so far, so good,

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<v Speaker 2>minus some minor snaff Who's like the delay yesterday during

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<v Speaker 2>the game between the Rays and the Red Sox, because well,

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<v Speaker 2>here's what happens. We won ball game.

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<v Speaker 4>Now a little buzz up in the ballpark, and it's

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<v Speaker 4>not the fans, and they've halted play trying to figure

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<v Speaker 4>out if that buzzz will subside. But there's a whistling

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<v Speaker 4>effect in the sound system. Whatever they had to do,

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<v Speaker 4>they did it.

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<v Speaker 3>I don't know what they did, but thank god had

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<v Speaker 3>stopped because I could just hear listeners hitting the presets

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<v Speaker 3>and and tuning in elsewhere. That was roasting my ears.

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<v Speaker 3>Fans like literally putting their fingers in their ears. Oh,

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<v Speaker 3>I'm sure I'd be grabbing a couple of hot dogs

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<v Speaker 3>from the hot dog guy and sticking them right here,

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<v Speaker 3>pat just like Steve Martin with the arrow through the

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<v Speaker 3>head kind of gimmick of your ears. Me and hot

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<v Speaker 3>dogs in the ears.

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<v Speaker 2>Wow, that hurt. Yeah, that was not fun. Not fun.

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<v Speaker 2>So you resumed plane and everything was fine. In other

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<v Speaker 2>sports related news, there's a British tennis player named Harriet Dart.

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<v Speaker 1>She.

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<v Speaker 3>Uh, I'm ten percent tennis, you know, because I took

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<v Speaker 3>it in college and my wife played it all the

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<v Speaker 3>way up to college. But I've never heard of Harriet Dark.

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<v Speaker 3>That's because she's trying to let's see what she I

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<v Speaker 3>don't know where she's ranked worldwide.

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<v Speaker 2>Anyway. Uh, she was playing a match. Do you hear

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<v Speaker 2>that popping? Have you heard that popping a couple times

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<v Speaker 2>here in the last few minutes.

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<v Speaker 3>It's probably your ears from that last segment you played. No,

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<v Speaker 3>I'm still hearing it. It's like a slight pop. I

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<v Speaker 3>hear the music beg. Yeah, I'm going for your headphones.

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<v Speaker 3>I've had it happened with mine before. It's your connection

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<v Speaker 3>on your headphones. Dirty pot over here? Do you want

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<v Speaker 3>them to plug you into that one?

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<v Speaker 2>I could hold on that for me because that has

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<v Speaker 2>driving me crazy. You said it, I truly was like

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<v Speaker 2>what I put it on eleven put it on eleven.

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<v Speaker 2>For me, it's on twelve right now it is.

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<v Speaker 3>No, it's on eleven. It's a high as it goes,

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<v Speaker 3>like you're joking about. No, yeah, that's one hundred percent

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<v Speaker 3>of the highest goes. There's another one over there if

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<v Speaker 3>you want me to no, this is much better.

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<v Speaker 2>Okay.

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<v Speaker 3>The uh when you were talking about the pop, I thought, uh, oh,

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<v Speaker 3>your ears finally gave because I know your hearing is

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<v Speaker 3>screwed up from the headphones being on eleven all the time.

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<v Speaker 3>And then that whistle, I thought it popped your brain.

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<v Speaker 2>I was worried. So anyway, Harriet Dart is playing this

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<v Speaker 2>French player named Lois boys On, who's the three hundred

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<v Speaker 2>and third ranked player in the world. Dart lost in

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<v Speaker 2>straight set, six zero six three. I'm sorry six love

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<v Speaker 2>sixty three to Lois. But Harriet is having to apologize

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<v Speaker 2>after something that happened during their their match where she

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<v Speaker 2>went to the umpire and asked the umpire to please

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<v Speaker 2>tell her opponent to put on deodorant because she quote

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<v Speaker 2>smells really bad. Oh my, how bad does one have

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<v Speaker 2>to smell well that you can pick it up from

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<v Speaker 2>that distance. You're on separate sides of the court, aren't

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<v Speaker 2>you for the most part, And maybe there's some close

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<v Speaker 2>at the net volleys at some point. But stinky frenchwoman.

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<v Speaker 2>That is bad.

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<v Speaker 3>You think if she could smell it, you know, the

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<v Speaker 3>fans could.

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<v Speaker 2>So she's apologizing after that was overheard, and I guess

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<v Speaker 2>that the French woman is having some fun with it.

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<v Speaker 2>I guess she tagged a deodorant company saying maybe we

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<v Speaker 2>need to partner, need to apparently need a collab Dove deodorant.

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<v Speaker 2>Maybe this is all an entire work. She's three oh

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<v Speaker 2>three in the world. It doesn't matter, you know what.

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<v Speaker 2>You know where we are ranked wise, And I'm trying

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<v Speaker 2>hard for dude wives all the time. Still can't believe

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<v Speaker 2>I don't have that. It's not for lack of trying,

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<v Speaker 2>you know, given it, You're What would have been great

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<v Speaker 2>is if because I.

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<v Speaker 3>Did a full commercial telling everybody, all the salespeople in

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<v Speaker 3>the entire room of them that Hey, I'm a dude

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<v Speaker 3>and I wipe. I need to be sponsored by dude wipes.

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<v Speaker 3>Look I carry him in my pocket and right look

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<v Speaker 3>right here, what do I have?

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<v Speaker 5>Yeah?

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<v Speaker 3>I go out and and people say, hey.

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<v Speaker 2>Do you have a dude wipe?

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<v Speaker 3>Like very very quietly, hear you like you're a vendor,

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<v Speaker 3>Like I'm a provider.

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<v Speaker 2>Yeah, I'm a giver. What would have been great is

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<v Speaker 2>if the umpire told Harriet, who is you know British?

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<v Speaker 2>Why don't you worry about fixing your teeth?

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<v Speaker 3>That's not star.

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<v Speaker 2>If we haven't stereotyped tonight.

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<v Speaker 3>All right, Hey, I was getting ready well out of

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<v Speaker 3>Bruce Jenner. Is that the one that? Which one's the

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<v Speaker 3>one that the tennis famous tennis player that now he's

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<v Speaker 3>redated to Kardashians bits and pieces. Bob here trance forget it,

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<v Speaker 3>move on, bust left six minutes ago.

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<v Speaker 2>Nineteen year old Michigan guy is going to prison for

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<v Speaker 2>six months, just stemming from an incident where he was

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<v Speaker 2>pissed off that his girlfriend and her family went on

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<v Speaker 2>a cruise out of Miami and left him back in Kalamazoo,

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<v Speaker 2>Michigan to watch dogs, their dogs.

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<v Speaker 3>You know why they left you because you're the kind

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<v Speaker 3>of guy that would call in go.

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<v Speaker 2>Ahead, he called in a well, send in a bomb

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<v Speaker 2>threat to a carnival cruise ship that the family was

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<v Speaker 2>on out of Miami. Huh, And they, of course easily

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<v Speaker 2>traced his IP address and he copped to it. Yeah,

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<v Speaker 2>he was just he was angry. They had to go

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<v Speaker 2>and check over a thousand rooms on the ship after

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<v Speaker 2>the boat had already after the ship had already departed.

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<v Speaker 3>You know when you're out on a cruise and they

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<v Speaker 3>have the big COVID scare and they have to wait him.

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<v Speaker 3>But having something like this, you know, when everything's locked

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<v Speaker 3>down by going pat people are text again real quick?

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<v Speaker 2>You ready?

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<v Speaker 3>Yeah at two two five, two six? Still hear the

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<v Speaker 3>crackling just a little bit. You're ready, Turn the bed

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<v Speaker 3>down for a second. Now there, Now they'll be done.

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<v Speaker 3>Here in the popping, I think that's what listeners were hearing.

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<v Speaker 3>Your popping's gone now right.

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<v Speaker 2>I haven't heard anything. Yes, I think it's this dirty

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<v Speaker 2>headphone pot over here. We fixed it. See now here's

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<v Speaker 2>the pump. That's not exactly the music. I could turn

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<v Speaker 2>it up. See if you guys want to pull.

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<v Speaker 3>You want to feel like you're on a cruise ship.

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<v Speaker 2>I run these little music beds under us for timing purposes.

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<v Speaker 2>They're not meant to be obtrusive, no, but not to

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<v Speaker 2>be obtrusive at all.

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<v Speaker 3>But what I'm getting intrusive. What I'm getting at is

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<v Speaker 3>that people were in Texans and and I still hear

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<v Speaker 3>it a little bit. That was just me as bad.

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<v Speaker 5>We're good, yeah, all right, don't just watch gonna pull

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<v Speaker 5>his hair out, Just watch the dogs, and you know,

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<v Speaker 5>don't let the family go and have their little their

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<v Speaker 5>cruise and you'll miss her that much more than when

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<v Speaker 5>she gets back.

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<v Speaker 2>You can have, you know, lovey dovey time.

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<v Speaker 3>That's why they didn't bring you on the cruise, because

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<v Speaker 3>if they got you the drinking pass, oh god, I

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<v Speaker 3>think of what you'd be doing exactly.

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<v Speaker 2>This is online is

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<v Speaker 3>W j r R Orlando's dock season