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<v Speaker 2>One one.

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<v Speaker 1>To Orlando's rock station one on one one w j

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<v Speaker 1>r R. It's brought to you by Rock the Bank.

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<v Speaker 1>You all are not gonna believe this, but you all

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<v Speaker 1>literally have rocked the bank this week and in the

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<v Speaker 1>process pissed off a bunch of other radio stations across

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<v Speaker 1>the country within iHeartMedia.

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<v Speaker 2>I can tell you that for a fact, I saw

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<v Speaker 2>that email and probably had the same thought that you did.

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<v Speaker 2>I we got an email, yes sorry, from the big

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<v Speaker 2>boss Rich Well, his name's rich but I call him

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<v Speaker 2>rich uh we Lynch and I had three thousand dollars

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<v Speaker 2>winners this weekend or this week three in one week

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<v Speaker 2>in the national contest.

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<v Speaker 1>Not going oh, we you're badass. I'm just saying you

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<v Speaker 1>all are badass for playing.

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<v Speaker 2>Yeah you you've you have honestly stepped up to the

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<v Speaker 2>plate on this one. What the last one was from

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<v Speaker 2>Longwood yep, So I have Longwood uh, and then we

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<v Speaker 2>have Dina from New Smurt Beach, we have U William

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<v Speaker 2>from Palm Bay. Three in one week. That's insane.

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<v Speaker 1>And it's all been on that first giveaway of the

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<v Speaker 1>day at nine oh five.

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<v Speaker 2>So I want you to do the math on this one.

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<v Speaker 2>You know how they talk about lottery odds, and we're

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<v Speaker 2>not born you with some contests. We just want you

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<v Speaker 2>to continue to play and enter these keywords because you

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<v Speaker 2>will you have a great chance of winning. Of all

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<v Speaker 2>the things. We have one keyword we do during our show.

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<v Speaker 2>Because we're on five to ten, we have one keyword

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<v Speaker 2>during our show. Other shows have five six. Yeah, so

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<v Speaker 2>good job you all, Lynchin Taco old school Fiasca listeners.

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<v Speaker 1>You kick ass, all right, So nine oh five you

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<v Speaker 1>listen for that for bombard that that entries again. If

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<v Speaker 1>we get four this week, heads will explode. Trust us

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<v Speaker 1>when we tell you this.

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<v Speaker 2>Oh yeah, I many egos are arnery.

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<v Speaker 1>You're gonna notice a bit we're showing ours here.

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<v Speaker 2>But I realized when I said that, But reality is

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<v Speaker 2>right out of the gate, I said, people know that

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<v Speaker 2>we're not.

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<v Speaker 1>Those dudes with the big head. Like a bit of

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<v Speaker 1>a theme here. You'll notice in these idiotology stories all

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<v Speaker 1>in different parts of the world, but it's all somewhat

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<v Speaker 1>on the same let's speak speaking at Harvard University where

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<v Speaker 1>Harvard University police are well, they're still looking for the

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<v Speaker 1>individual who has been spotted now multiple times walking nude

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<v Speaker 1>from the waist down through Comstock Hall, which is one

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<v Speaker 1>of the dormitory buildings on the campus of Harvard University.

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<v Speaker 1>It's not a student. It's some dude who's been spotted

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<v Speaker 1>now several times unclosed from the waist down.

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<v Speaker 2>Is this like that movie with Matt Damon where you

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<v Speaker 2>have the guy who lives at the school You remember, Yes, yeah,

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<v Speaker 2>we're not going to the whole movie and all that,

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<v Speaker 2>But is this like that?

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<v Speaker 1>Is it? No that no one knows who he is.

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<v Speaker 1>They're still looking for him, where he's coming from, or

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<v Speaker 1>why he doesn't have ants on.

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<v Speaker 2>Immediately I they walk a shame, you know. Oh God,

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<v Speaker 2>she kicked me out again for one pump Trump, but

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<v Speaker 2>all my panties. The pants are back in the room.

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<v Speaker 2>That's happened multiple times.

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<v Speaker 1>Yeah, this isn't the old you walked out of the

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<v Speaker 1>dorm room and the door locked behind your situation. No,

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<v Speaker 1>this has been a repeated same kind of situation.

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<v Speaker 2>What's the age range? If you said doesn't go to

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<v Speaker 2>school there, do they have that?

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<v Speaker 1>It sounds like he's right in the college age range.

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<v Speaker 2>Okay, maybe it's just a machine who Harvard girls love them.

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<v Speaker 1>Well, they're they're trying to remind students, Look, you all

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<v Speaker 1>are the only ones who can let people into this building. Yeah,

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<v Speaker 1>so you need to be conscious of when you walk

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<v Speaker 1>in that no one's walking in behind you or anything like.

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<v Speaker 1>They're putting it on the students, like somebody's had to

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<v Speaker 1>have let this clown in.

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<v Speaker 2>Maybe you have a security guard, seeing as you're Harvard

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<v Speaker 2>and all the money that school has, right, yeah, that's yeah,

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<v Speaker 2>that's on you guys. But the kids letting them in.

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<v Speaker 2>The students they got pat those people like you think

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<v Speaker 2>for people like you know, community college guys like us,

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<v Speaker 2>it would be oh, the quadratic formula, I'm so stressed. Sure,

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<v Speaker 2>I'll hold the door for you with no pants on.

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<v Speaker 2>But they're doing they're doing stuff that you're just going,

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<v Speaker 2>whoa quadratic schmadratic man, They're doing quantum physics in their sleep.

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<v Speaker 1>Let's go to uh Salford, England.

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<v Speaker 2>I just got the text came in, Bobby. They all

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<v Speaker 2>have such big fat asses.

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<v Speaker 1>This at Salford University. Another university situation, this over in England.

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<v Speaker 2>All right, it was this. It was this Birmingham, Alabama

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<v Speaker 2>or Burma. So you go ahead, don't get me started

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<v Speaker 2>on all right, so go ahead. English is christ.

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<v Speaker 1>A man who was caught with his pants down in

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<v Speaker 1>a sauna claimed to have been warming up his chicken.

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<v Speaker 1>Madd in question is named jing Zang. He's ah chicken.

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<v Speaker 1>He had gone, Yes, he had gone for a swim

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<v Speaker 1>at the university's leisure center when a woman noticed him

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<v Speaker 1>staring at her from in the sauna. So he was

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<v Speaker 1>in the pool. Uh huh, got out, went in the

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<v Speaker 1>sauna and is standing at the door looking out the

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<v Speaker 1>window of the sauna out at her. Who she's now

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<v Speaker 1>at the pool.

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<v Speaker 2>Warming up his chicken?

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<v Speaker 1>And then she, I guess, got someone to go over there,

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<v Speaker 1>and when they walked in, he was there with his

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<v Speaker 1>pants down to his knees and touching himself at the time.

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<v Speaker 1>Prosecutors say he uh.

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<v Speaker 2>Oh, God, no, don't.

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<v Speaker 1>He explained his state of arousal from not staring out

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<v Speaker 1>the window at her, but rather having become aroused by

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<v Speaker 1>the feel of the pool jets on his bottom prior

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<v Speaker 1>to entering the sauna. Where's giving himself the bubble treatment

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<v Speaker 1>where he was then then had his pants down. As

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<v Speaker 1>for having his hands in that area, he said he

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<v Speaker 1>denied that he was self manipulating, but rather he was

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<v Speaker 1>cold from having been swimming and put his hands down

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<v Speaker 1>there to warm up his junk.

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<v Speaker 2>Sir, come with us.

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<v Speaker 1>Friction is friction.

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<v Speaker 2>You're guilty in a pool jet.

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<v Speaker 1>So let's see he gets it. Gets it standing at

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<v Speaker 1>attention from the bubble treatment.

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<v Speaker 2>Huh. For those who don't know the bubble treatment. When

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<v Speaker 2>I was a kid, we had a well, our friends

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<v Speaker 2>Chris and Kim, had a babysitter who was well the

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<v Speaker 2>Drop Dead Smoke Show. We were, you know, seven years old,

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<v Speaker 2>and she was I think nineteen. Just it was like

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<v Speaker 2>a goddess. So I would swim underneath and do the

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<v Speaker 2>bubble treatment, go and shoot the bubbles up.

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<v Speaker 1>And she's like.

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<v Speaker 2>Kiss that baby center right there in that pool. Finally,

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<v Speaker 2>I think she's probably seventeen when I said nineteen, but

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<v Speaker 2>I was seven.

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<v Speaker 1>Finally, we go to Palmerston, New Zealand, and I have

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<v Speaker 1>some visuals of this effing weirdo showed up at this

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<v Speaker 1>public pool which you know has a regular pool, and

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<v Speaker 1>then there's the kiddy shallow pool.

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<v Speaker 2>And this is New Zealand, Yes, this is a New Zealand.

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<v Speaker 1>Dude is spotted in the kiddie pool with a bar

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<v Speaker 1>of soap, now he does have his swim trunks, as

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<v Speaker 1>they call him on. He's lathering up in the kiddie pool,

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<v Speaker 1>using the pool using hot pea water.

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<v Speaker 2>Yeah that's true.

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<v Speaker 1>That's two feet deep. Come on, bro, you know. And

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<v Speaker 1>people are just staring at him incredulously, and nothing was

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<v Speaker 1>really happening until the hand with the bar soap went

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<v Speaker 1>down the ash crack. Oh, I just see it right here,

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<v Speaker 1>the old clean up aisle nine. Yeah, that was the

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<v Speaker 1>final straw. Disgusted parents stepped in.

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<v Speaker 2>Dude, I've done pool showers. I'm not gonna lie. I

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<v Speaker 2>told you I did one of the keys when I

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<v Speaker 2>overflowed all the toilets. Not in a kiddie pool, though, No, no,

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<v Speaker 2>not in a kiddie pull, and not in broad daylight

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<v Speaker 2>like this. We did it on the way to California.

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<v Speaker 2>Instead of paying for the hotel, you just park the

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<v Speaker 2>van there and jump out with a bar of soap

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<v Speaker 2>in their pool. But ironically, last night somebody was telling me.

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<v Speaker 2>Yesterday afternoon, actually met up with the guys and one

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<v Speaker 2>of them was telling me. He said, yeah, you know,

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<v Speaker 2>I played volleyball down at Lake ivanha at that you know,

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<v Speaker 2>the little court down there at Lake Ivanhoe. You know

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<v Speaker 2>what I'm talking about. There's a little sand court, okay, okay,

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<v Speaker 2>he said. Everybody's playing volleyball. Everything's cool, And all of

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<v Speaker 2>a sudden you look over and there's a homeless guy

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<v Speaker 2>walking up to the He was washing his his in

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<v Speaker 2>a water fountain that they all use. Think of that,

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<v Speaker 2>I'd rather not. Don't sit spot, listen Taco on demand,

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