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Speaker 1: on the same let's speak speaking at Harvard University where
Speaker 1: Harvard University police are well, they're still looking for the
Speaker 1: individual who has been spotted now multiple times walking nude
Speaker 1: from the waist down through Comstock Hall, which is one
Speaker 1: of the dormitory buildings on the campus of Harvard University.
Speaker 1: It's not a student. It's some dude who's been spotted
Speaker 1: now several times unclosed from the waist down.
Speaker 2: Is this like that movie with Matt Damon where you
Speaker 2: have the guy who lives at the school You remember, Yes, yeah,
Speaker 2: we're not going to the whole movie and all that,
Speaker 2: But is this like that?
Speaker 1: Is it? No that no one knows who he is.
Speaker 1: They're still looking for him, where he's coming from, or
Speaker 1: why he doesn't have ants on.
Speaker 2: Immediately I they walk a shame, you know. Oh God,
Speaker 2: she kicked me out again for one pump Trump, but
Speaker 2: all my panties. The pants are back in the room.
Speaker 2: That's happened multiple times.
Speaker 1: Yeah, this isn't the old you walked out of the
Speaker 1: dorm room and the door locked behind your situation. No,
Speaker 1: this has been a repeated same kind of situation.
Speaker 2: What's the age range? If you said doesn't go to
Speaker 2: school there, do they have that?
Speaker 1: It sounds like he's right in the college age range.
Speaker 2: Okay, maybe it's just a machine who Harvard girls love them.
Speaker 1: Well, they're they're trying to remind students, Look, you all
Speaker 1: are the only ones who can let people into this building. Yeah,
Speaker 1: so you need to be conscious of when you walk
Speaker 1: in that no one's walking in behind you or anything like.
Speaker 1: They're putting it on the students, like somebody's had to
Speaker 1: have let this clown in.
Speaker 2: Maybe you have a security guard, seeing as you're Harvard
Speaker 2: and all the money that school has, right, yeah, that's yeah,
Speaker 2: that's on you guys. But the kids letting them in.
Speaker 2: The students they got pat those people like you think
Speaker 2: for people like you know, community college guys like us,
Speaker 2: it would be oh, the quadratic formula, I'm so stressed. Sure,
Speaker 2: I'll hold the door for you with no pants on.
Speaker 2: But they're doing they're doing stuff that you're just going,
Speaker 2: whoa quadratic schmadratic man, They're doing quantum physics in their sleep.
Speaker 1: Let's go to uh Salford, England.
Speaker 2: I just got the text came in, Bobby. They all
Speaker 2: have such big fat asses.
Speaker 1: This at Salford University. Another university situation, this over in England.
Speaker 2: All right, it was this. It was this Birmingham, Alabama
Speaker 2: or Burma. So you go ahead, don't get me started
Speaker 2: on all right, so go ahead. English is christ.
Speaker 1: A man who was caught with his pants down in
Speaker 1: a sauna claimed to have been warming up his chicken.
Speaker 1: Madd in question is named jing Zang. He's ah chicken.
Speaker 1: He had gone, Yes, he had gone for a swim
Speaker 1: at the university's leisure center when a woman noticed him
Speaker 1: staring at her from in the sauna. So he was
Speaker 1: in the pool. Uh huh, got out, went in the
Speaker 1: sauna and is standing at the door looking out the
Speaker 1: window of the sauna out at her. Who she's now
Speaker 1: at the pool.
Speaker 2: Warming up his chicken?
Speaker 1: And then she, I guess, got someone to go over there,
Speaker 1: and when they walked in, he was there with his
Speaker 1: pants down to his knees and touching himself at the time.
Speaker 1: Prosecutors say he uh.
Speaker 2: Oh, God, no, don't.
Speaker 1: He explained his state of arousal from not staring out
Speaker 1: the window at her, but rather having become aroused by
Speaker 1: the feel of the pool jets on his bottom prior
Speaker 1: to entering the sauna. Where's giving himself the bubble treatment
Speaker 1: where he was then then had his pants down. As
Speaker 1: for having his hands in that area, he said he
Speaker 1: denied that he was self manipulating, but rather he was
Speaker 1: cold from having been swimming and put his hands down
Speaker 1: there to warm up his junk.
Speaker 2: Sir, come with us.
Speaker 1: Friction is friction.
Speaker 2: You're guilty in a pool jet.
Speaker 1: So let's see he gets it. Gets it standing at
Speaker 1: attention from the bubble treatment.
Speaker 2: Huh. For those who don't know the bubble treatment. When
Speaker 2: I was a kid, we had a well, our friends
Speaker 2: Chris and Kim, had a babysitter who was well the
Speaker 2: Drop Dead Smoke Show. We were, you know, seven years old,
Speaker 2: and she was I think nineteen. Just it was like
Speaker 2: a goddess. So I would swim underneath and do the
Speaker 2: bubble treatment, go and shoot the bubbles up.
Speaker 1: And she's like.
Speaker 2: Kiss that baby center right there in that pool. Finally,
Speaker 2: I think she's probably seventeen when I said nineteen, but
Speaker 2: I was seven.
Speaker 1: Finally, we go to Palmerston, New Zealand, and I have
Speaker 1: some visuals of this effing weirdo showed up at this
Speaker 1: public pool which you know has a regular pool, and
Speaker 1: then there's the kiddy shallow pool.
Speaker 2: And this is New Zealand, Yes, this is a New Zealand.
Speaker 1: Dude is spotted in the kiddie pool with a bar
Speaker 1: of soap, now he does have his swim trunks, as
Speaker 1: they call him on. He's lathering up in the kiddie pool,
Speaker 1: using the pool using hot pea water.
Speaker 2: Yeah that's true.
Speaker 1: That's two feet deep. Come on, bro, you know. And
Speaker 1: people are just staring at him incredulously, and nothing was
Speaker 1: really happening until the hand with the bar soap went
Speaker 1: down the ash crack. Oh, I just see it right here,
Speaker 1: the old clean up aisle nine. Yeah, that was the
Speaker 1: final straw. Disgusted parents stepped in.
Speaker 2: Dude, I've done pool showers. I'm not gonna lie. I
Speaker 2: told you I did one of the keys when I
Speaker 2: overflowed all the toilets. Not in a kiddie pool, though, No, no,
Speaker 2: not in a kiddie pull, and not in broad daylight
Speaker 2: like this. We did it on the way to California.
Speaker 2: Instead of paying for the hotel, you just park the
Speaker 2: van there and jump out with a bar of soap
Speaker 2: in their pool. But ironically, last night somebody was telling me.
Speaker 2: Yesterday afternoon, actually met up with the guys and one
Speaker 2: of them was telling me. He said, yeah, you know,
Speaker 2: I played volleyball down at Lake ivanha at that you know,
Speaker 2: the little court down there at Lake Ivanhoe. You know
Speaker 2: what I'm talking about. There's a little sand court, okay, okay,
Speaker 2: he said. Everybody's playing volleyball. Everything's cool, And all of
Speaker 2: a sudden you look over and there's a homeless guy
Speaker 2: walking up to the He was washing his his in
Speaker 2: a water fountain that they all use. Think of that,
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