WEBVTT 1 00:00:00.520 --> 00:00:04.759 Minnesota Goodbye is now officially the number fourteenth ranked podcast 2 00:00:04.839 --> 00:00:07.599 on the iHeartRadio app. Really no, I made that up, 3 00:00:07.960 --> 00:00:10.439 But that sounds impressive, doesn't it. If we were number 4 00:00:10.480 --> 00:00:13.519 fourteen out of all of the podcasts in the world 5 00:00:13.560 --> 00:00:15.919 on the iHeart radio app, that'd be pretty fucking cool. 6 00:00:16.000 --> 00:00:16.800 That would be pretty good. 7 00:00:17.199 --> 00:00:19.480 But we're we're not. I don't know what we're ranked, 8 00:00:19.480 --> 00:00:20.600 but I know we do very well. 9 00:00:20.760 --> 00:00:21.480 We do well. 10 00:00:21.760 --> 00:00:25.039 I just like they have huge podcasts from like celebrities 11 00:00:25.079 --> 00:00:27.879 on the iHeart app and stuff, so compared to some 12 00:00:27.960 --> 00:00:29.800 of those, I don't know what we do. 13 00:00:30.160 --> 00:00:31.760 Yeah, I mean we're We're probably not going to do 14 00:00:31.800 --> 00:00:34.719 better than something like you know, Barstool Sports or. 15 00:00:36.079 --> 00:00:38.640 Which one last cult ristas it's one of the biggest podcasts. 16 00:00:38.759 --> 00:00:40.759 Yeah, we're not gonna do that well, but we do 17 00:00:40.880 --> 00:00:42.759 very well, and I really thank you. I appreciate that. 18 00:00:42.799 --> 00:00:44.520 I think it's kind of like a hidden little gem 19 00:00:44.960 --> 00:00:47.880 of the podcast world because there's probably no other podcast 20 00:00:48.039 --> 00:00:52.520 quite like the Minnesota Goodbye Ye where three idiots read 21 00:00:52.679 --> 00:00:56.520 emails from other idiots. 22 00:00:56.520 --> 00:00:59.200 Probably a ton of podcasts out there, but. 23 00:00:59.159 --> 00:01:03.600 I think it too, right. Yeah, So anyway, let's dive 24 00:01:03.640 --> 00:01:06.280 in with another email from another idiot. Now I'm joking. 25 00:01:06.400 --> 00:01:11.439 It's a joke. It's a joke. Neil writes in from Atlanta, says, Dave, 26 00:01:11.560 --> 00:01:13.840 you've been talking about things you do in the winter 27 00:01:14.319 --> 00:01:16.040 to get you through it and made me think about 28 00:01:16.040 --> 00:01:18.920 what I did before break day was talking about how 29 00:01:19.319 --> 00:01:21.760 skiing and snowboarding is not really as fun as people 30 00:01:21.840 --> 00:01:25.480 think it is. The drive, the prizes, etc. Yes, that 31 00:01:25.599 --> 00:01:27.719 situation doesn't sound like fun, but I will say that 32 00:01:27.760 --> 00:01:29.799 Skien is the thing that got me through the dark, 33 00:01:29.959 --> 00:01:32.760 gray Minnesota winters when I lived there. I got my 34 00:01:32.879 --> 00:01:35.599 kids into skiing. They eventually joined race teams, so we 35 00:01:35.599 --> 00:01:37.799 were at the hill four to five days a week. 36 00:01:38.000 --> 00:01:38.439 Wow. 37 00:01:38.640 --> 00:01:41.000 Instead of sitting in the chalet, I decided to skien. 38 00:01:41.040 --> 00:01:43.280 It was exactly what I needed to get through the winter. 39 00:01:43.799 --> 00:01:45.920 I was outside and being active and sometimes Skien in 40 00:01:45.959 --> 00:01:51.000 the dark, essentially alone is surreal and calming. I would 41 00:01:51.040 --> 00:01:52.840 agree with that one because I did a twenty four 42 00:01:52.879 --> 00:01:56.560 hour snowboard marathon at Buck Hill fifteen or so years ago. 43 00:01:56.719 --> 00:01:59.319 That meant middle of the night, they kept one lift 44 00:01:59.359 --> 00:02:04.040 going and I snowboarded all night and being alone on 45 00:02:04.079 --> 00:02:07.599 the slope at two am. Yeah, was kind of calming. 46 00:02:07.799 --> 00:02:10.639 Yeah, I can imagine, especially because you're surrounded by like 47 00:02:10.719 --> 00:02:13.840 all of the snow, and like the lights are kind of, 48 00:02:13.879 --> 00:02:16.159 you know, weird, very sort of. 49 00:02:16.319 --> 00:02:17.800 Yeah, I'm sure it would be lovely. 50 00:02:17.840 --> 00:02:20.080 I've never skied or snowboarded in my life, but I 51 00:02:20.120 --> 00:02:22.159 have been outside in snow. 52 00:02:23.080 --> 00:02:25.360 There's a step right there. You've been outside of the snow. 53 00:02:25.400 --> 00:02:26.840 That's good at nighttime. 54 00:02:27.479 --> 00:02:27.599 Uh. 55 00:02:27.919 --> 00:02:29.879 Neil goes out to say, either way, I was addicted 56 00:02:29.879 --> 00:02:31.560 and ended up going almost every day and got one 57 00:02:31.639 --> 00:02:33.960 hundred and four days in in the twenty nineteen twenty 58 00:02:34.000 --> 00:02:36.719 twenty season. Either way as a lifelong hobby, and it 59 00:02:36.800 --> 00:02:39.840 helped me with the good old Minnesota seasonal depression. Love 60 00:02:39.879 --> 00:02:42.080 the show and podcast as always all the way down 61 00:02:42.120 --> 00:02:46.520 in Atlanta, the atl That's what I mean, Neil is 62 00:02:46.800 --> 00:02:49.879 it likes the podcast well enough that he listens even 63 00:02:50.080 --> 00:02:52.759 in another state. Yeah, I will kind of stick to, 64 00:02:52.879 --> 00:02:55.800 you know, personally, for me, I just maybe it's because 65 00:02:55.840 --> 00:02:58.280 I was never really very good at skiing and snowboarding, 66 00:02:58.599 --> 00:03:01.719 and every time I go, i'd kind of look forward 67 00:03:01.759 --> 00:03:03.759 to four thirty. Do you know what four thirty means? 68 00:03:04.159 --> 00:03:07.080 Lift lines close? Oh, and I'd be like, Okay, it's 69 00:03:07.080 --> 00:03:09.159 one o'clock all right, that means a couple of more 70 00:03:09.159 --> 00:03:11.719 are hot, or because I just didn't really enjoy it 71 00:03:11.800 --> 00:03:12.199 that much. 72 00:03:12.680 --> 00:03:15.599 So when I drive when I'm visiting trip in Northfield 73 00:03:15.639 --> 00:03:19.240 and I'm driving back up north through like Lakeville, I 74 00:03:19.360 --> 00:03:23.879 pass a giant like ski slope mountainey Hill. 75 00:03:23.919 --> 00:03:24.680 Where is this again? 76 00:03:25.120 --> 00:03:28.199 It's so when I'm driving up from Northfield back up 77 00:03:28.240 --> 00:03:29.280 to here. 78 00:03:29.520 --> 00:03:32.039 Yeah, so I'm going through Lakeville, I don't know what's 79 00:03:32.400 --> 00:03:33.199 passing buck Hill? 80 00:03:33.439 --> 00:03:34.400 Is that visit buck Hill? 81 00:03:34.439 --> 00:03:34.759 I don't know? 82 00:03:35.800 --> 00:03:37.319 Right is Highland? 83 00:03:37.560 --> 00:03:40.800 You can't see Highland from the freeway really right next 84 00:03:40.800 --> 00:03:41.439 to the freeway. 85 00:03:41.960 --> 00:03:42.639 Yeah. 86 00:03:42.680 --> 00:03:45.240 So, but it'll be dark and there will be people 87 00:03:45.439 --> 00:03:49.199 snowboarding and skiing. So does that how can they do 88 00:03:49.240 --> 00:03:50.199 that if with lights on? 89 00:03:50.639 --> 00:03:50.759 No? 90 00:03:50.759 --> 00:03:53.240 No, no, but I'm saying if the if the little cart 91 00:03:53.400 --> 00:03:54.599 like closes at four. 92 00:03:54.520 --> 00:03:57.680 Thirty, oh, I'm sorry. So on most like breck and 93 00:03:57.800 --> 00:04:01.919 Ridge or Spirit Mountain, they don't have night skiing, so 94 00:04:01.960 --> 00:04:04.599 they close. Yeah, they close special, and they close a 95 00:04:04.599 --> 00:04:06.719 little bit early because they want to get everybody off 96 00:04:06.719 --> 00:04:09.360 the slopes before it gets dark. So they'll close like 97 00:04:09.400 --> 00:04:12.439 an hour or so before dark to make sure, everybody's 98 00:04:12.479 --> 00:04:15.560 off the slopes, but what's the There's a terrible, terrible 99 00:04:15.599 --> 00:04:18.680 movie where like four people get stuck on a ski 100 00:04:18.759 --> 00:04:22.800 lift for they close for the season. For the season, 101 00:04:22.959 --> 00:04:25.959 they think they've gotten everybody off the ski lift. I 102 00:04:26.000 --> 00:04:28.519 think it's called Frozen, because I get to I think 103 00:04:28.519 --> 00:04:31.360 it's called Frozen, and it's a terrible movie. But there's 104 00:04:31.399 --> 00:04:33.839 four people that get stuck on a ski lift and 105 00:04:33.879 --> 00:04:37.639 there's actually a good explanation about how nobody notices they're 106 00:04:37.680 --> 00:04:38.720 stuck on the ski lift. 107 00:04:38.800 --> 00:04:38.959 Huh. 108 00:04:39.160 --> 00:04:40.879 Then they got to figure out how to get down 109 00:04:41.279 --> 00:04:45.240 and there are wolves involved. Oh geez, yeah, Frozen. 110 00:04:45.560 --> 00:04:47.879 Climb up the you climb up it, and then you 111 00:04:48.000 --> 00:04:50.120 zipline down because. 112 00:04:49.920 --> 00:04:51.519 You happen to have a zipline equipment in. 113 00:04:51.519 --> 00:04:55.360 The take one of your jackets, take it off, and then. 114 00:04:55.439 --> 00:04:56.879 You would never be able to survive in the wild 115 00:04:57.360 --> 00:04:59.920 Realize this. Who could survive in the wilderness the longest? 116 00:05:00.120 --> 00:05:01.399 Not you, Jenny. 117 00:05:02.639 --> 00:05:05.040 I can start a fire with you know, I mean, 118 00:05:05.160 --> 00:05:09.000 I don't know. I've watched Survivor a lot. Right, Let's 119 00:05:09.000 --> 00:05:12.800 move on, thank you, Neil. Let's go to Sydney. And 120 00:05:12.839 --> 00:05:14.600 this is an important email and I want to let 121 00:05:14.680 --> 00:05:16.639 you know, you know, we might need your help on 122 00:05:16.680 --> 00:05:18.800 this one. Dave Jenny Bailey. I know it's not something 123 00:05:18.839 --> 00:05:21.439 you can control, but I'm reaching out to my fellow 124 00:05:21.519 --> 00:05:25.680 DRS fans to see if anybody else is having issues 125 00:05:25.720 --> 00:05:30.560 with their Apple car play since the new iHeart app updated. 126 00:05:30.600 --> 00:05:33.199 I'm listening to the podcast, and about ten minutes into 127 00:05:33.199 --> 00:05:36.480 the Minnesota Goodbye, my entire car play glitches and turns off. 128 00:05:37.000 --> 00:05:39.160 I get to disconnect and reconnect to get the podcast 129 00:05:39.199 --> 00:05:42.199 playing again. It started happening after the iHeart update. But 130 00:05:42.240 --> 00:05:44.920 maybe they're not connected. Maybe it's just coincidence and I 131 00:05:44.959 --> 00:05:48.360 have an iPhone six. Maybe it's my signed to upgrade. 132 00:05:48.959 --> 00:05:53.720 Oh well, at least I have an iPhone on like baying. 133 00:05:55.279 --> 00:05:57.879 Thanks for passing along my concerns. Curious to know if 134 00:05:57.879 --> 00:06:01.040 I'm the only one staff writer Sidney H Sidney, nobody 135 00:06:01.079 --> 00:06:03.519 else has mentioned that, but that doesn't mean it's not happening. 136 00:06:03.519 --> 00:06:05.920 So if that's happening with you, please let us know. Yeah, 137 00:06:05.959 --> 00:06:08.199 because that is something we would definitely want to know 138 00:06:08.279 --> 00:06:10.319 about because we want to make the show as easy 139 00:06:10.319 --> 00:06:16.120 as listen to as possible. Just Seller Rtesin loved hearing 140 00:06:16.120 --> 00:06:18.439 you guys mention the new Robbie Williams movie on the 141 00:06:18.439 --> 00:06:21.399 show today. Just want to drop a little psa. The 142 00:06:21.480 --> 00:06:25.079 movie is in theaters now. Not a ton of showings though, 143 00:06:25.120 --> 00:06:28.399 because let's be honest, Americans don't seem to fully appreciate 144 00:06:28.480 --> 00:06:32.839 how ridiculously talented Robbie is. I've been a mega Robbie 145 00:06:32.879 --> 00:06:35.120 fans since I was thirteen, growing up in Latin America, 146 00:06:35.160 --> 00:06:38.160 where he is a huge deal. Fun fact, the US 147 00:06:38.199 --> 00:06:39.959 seems to be the only place on the planet where 148 00:06:39.959 --> 00:06:43.480 he's not treated like royalty anyway. I saw him Vegas 149 00:06:43.959 --> 00:06:47.040 in twenty eighteen twenty nineteen and even did a meet 150 00:06:47.040 --> 00:06:50.279 and greet. I was so starstruck I completely blacked out 151 00:06:50.360 --> 00:06:56.399 the whole interaction, no memory whatsoever. Luckily, Robbie himself saved 152 00:06:56.439 --> 00:06:59.199 the day by posting the entire interaction on his YouTube 153 00:06:59.279 --> 00:07:01.839 channel few weeks ago. Watching it back one of the 154 00:07:01.879 --> 00:07:04.160 best moments of my life. So word of advice, you 155 00:07:04.199 --> 00:07:06.560 ever have a chance to meet your favorite artist, do it. 156 00:07:07.079 --> 00:07:10.000 Don't overthink it, don't hesitate, just go for it. You'll 157 00:07:10.000 --> 00:07:12.639 thank yourself later, even if you totally embarrass yourself like 158 00:07:12.680 --> 00:07:15.439 I did. Cheers to Robbie and thanks y'all for talking 159 00:07:15.480 --> 00:07:17.879 about him. Keep doing the great work like you always do. 160 00:07:18.000 --> 00:07:23.199 Thank you. Just sella Robbie Williams is a international superstar 161 00:07:23.279 --> 00:07:26.720 but almost an unknown in America, right, and he was 162 00:07:26.720 --> 00:07:28.720 big in the I mean I don't know when he 163 00:07:28.800 --> 00:07:31.000 was peaking, but I think probably around the age of 164 00:07:31.040 --> 00:07:33.680 like ninety eight to two thousand issh. Yeah, and he 165 00:07:33.759 --> 00:07:37.040 had a single here in America, but it didn't go anywhere. 166 00:07:37.079 --> 00:07:39.399 We played it briefly, but it didn't go anywhere. 167 00:07:39.879 --> 00:07:42.439 But he was, yeah, big, big stuff over in the 168 00:07:42.519 --> 00:07:45.319 UK apparently. So now I want to see that movie 169 00:07:45.319 --> 00:07:47.639 just because he's a monkey. I think that's interesting. 170 00:07:47.639 --> 00:07:49.519 Did you watch the Have you seen the trailer? No, 171 00:07:50.199 --> 00:07:53.120 watch the trailer because it actually I think it takes 172 00:07:53.160 --> 00:07:55.839 away from the fact that that way, he never ages 173 00:07:56.000 --> 00:07:58.120 during the movie. And also then you don't sit there 174 00:07:58.120 --> 00:08:00.480 and stare at him and judge how attractive he because 175 00:08:00.480 --> 00:08:02.040 he's a monkey, Because he's a monkey the whole time. 176 00:08:02.040 --> 00:08:03.800 I'm cute monkey though, yeah. 177 00:08:04.040 --> 00:08:10.480 Next one from Rebecca. Longtime listener, first time writer Dave. 178 00:08:10.519 --> 00:08:12.839 I've been listening to your show for about twenty five years. 179 00:08:12.959 --> 00:08:15.720 Thank you. You've been a part of my mornings. Ever 180 00:08:15.759 --> 00:08:18.759 since I can remember. First off, my fiance works for 181 00:08:18.800 --> 00:08:20.680 the city of chan Hassen. I've asked him if you've 182 00:08:20.680 --> 00:08:23.199 seen Dave around. He said nope. I told him, if 183 00:08:23.240 --> 00:08:24.839 you ever had a water issue at your house, he 184 00:08:24.920 --> 00:08:28.160 better be good. Better take good care of you. You're welcome. Well, 185 00:08:28.160 --> 00:08:31.360 thank you. I've seen the show through many transitions, but 186 00:08:31.439 --> 00:08:33.639 I will say the hardest transition for me was when 187 00:08:33.679 --> 00:08:36.519 Fallon left. It took me a very long time to 188 00:08:36.519 --> 00:08:38.720 get used to the new dynamic. Bailey and Vaughan have 189 00:08:38.759 --> 00:08:42.879 been wonderful additions, and Jenny, you're my absolute favorite. 190 00:08:43.039 --> 00:08:43.600 Oh, thank you. 191 00:08:44.240 --> 00:08:46.639 Lastly, I have a question. Like I said earlier, I've 192 00:08:46.679 --> 00:08:48.840 been listening so long, however, I just started listening to 193 00:08:48.840 --> 00:08:51.120 the Minnesota Goodbye in the last year. What the fuck 194 00:08:51.159 --> 00:08:54.639 does dart Lick mean? I have a guest, however, I'm 195 00:08:54.720 --> 00:08:56.960 kind of curious to hear how you would describe it. 196 00:08:57.200 --> 00:09:00.600 Thanks for your time, love y'all. Rebecca, who wants to 197 00:09:00.600 --> 00:09:02.840 answer the question this time and explain how dart Lick 198 00:09:02.919 --> 00:09:04.600 came into being not I feel like. 199 00:09:04.559 --> 00:09:06.879 It has to be you because neither of us were 200 00:09:06.919 --> 00:09:08.360 part of that when it happened. 201 00:09:08.799 --> 00:09:12.759 Okay, so it was four or five or six years ago. Somehow, 202 00:09:13.120 --> 00:09:17.000 because we'll talk about anything on the show get Ready 203 00:09:18.000 --> 00:09:23.200 on the Minnesota Goodbye, yet it somehow came up eating ass, 204 00:09:23.960 --> 00:09:26.480 and Steve is Steve when he was on the show. 205 00:09:26.600 --> 00:09:30.200 Steve was a very sexually naive person. Steve was kind 206 00:09:30.200 --> 00:09:32.480 of the and I love Steve, but I felt bad 207 00:09:32.519 --> 00:09:35.000 for Christy because I think Steve was one of those 208 00:09:35.000 --> 00:09:37.600 people who thought the lights always had to be off, 209 00:09:37.960 --> 00:09:40.840 and you know, you take a shower before and after, 210 00:09:41.320 --> 00:09:43.440 and I think Steve was that way. I don't know. 211 00:09:44.039 --> 00:09:47.919 So somehow eating ass came up, but I don't remember 212 00:09:47.960 --> 00:09:50.440 how it came up. God knows, probably fall and brought 213 00:09:50.480 --> 00:09:53.360 it up, I don't remember. And Steve said exactly how 214 00:09:53.360 --> 00:09:56.399 do you eat ass anyway? And I said, I don't know. 215 00:09:56.639 --> 00:10:01.360 Dart lick, dart lick, dart lick. And we laughed our 216 00:10:01.879 --> 00:10:05.240 asses off because it was so stupid. And so somehow 217 00:10:05.279 --> 00:10:08.240 that became one of the signature lines on the Minnesota Goodbye. 218 00:10:08.519 --> 00:10:11.240 It's like an inside joke, like a code word. 219 00:10:11.039 --> 00:10:12.600 I would say, almost a catchphrase. 220 00:10:13.279 --> 00:10:16.159 Yes, And we had shirts made up of the Minnesota 221 00:10:16.200 --> 00:10:19.039 State fairry year or two ago, and they sold really well, 222 00:10:19.799 --> 00:10:20.639 dart Lick. 223 00:10:21.320 --> 00:10:26.039 And goes out there and get the people in the 224 00:10:26.080 --> 00:10:28.000 know were like, I want one for sure. 225 00:10:28.120 --> 00:10:29.879 I think the funny thing was if you're wearing it 226 00:10:29.919 --> 00:10:32.399 out to home depot and you're walking down the hammer 227 00:10:32.480 --> 00:10:35.360 aisle and somebody comes the other way and they read 228 00:10:35.399 --> 00:10:38.600 your dart Lick shirt and they get it, they'll be like, oh, 229 00:10:38.759 --> 00:10:46.240 Minnesota goodbye. Next we they say right off the bat, 230 00:10:46.279 --> 00:10:49.440 don't say my name. I'm listening to the Minnesota Goodbye. 231 00:10:49.480 --> 00:10:51.559 Oh did we do this one about swingers? Did we 232 00:10:51.559 --> 00:10:55.200 talk We talked about swingers. Yes, yeah, okay, and they 233 00:10:55.279 --> 00:10:57.799 talked about how my husband and I have been to 234 00:10:57.879 --> 00:11:00.799 multiple house parties, hotel takeover parties. That everything that was 235 00:11:00.840 --> 00:11:02.759 out okay, thank you. I don't know why I didn't 236 00:11:02.799 --> 00:11:05.600 delete it, and let's check on this. 237 00:11:05.759 --> 00:11:09.559 I want it because you wanted her contact to get you. 238 00:11:09.600 --> 00:11:11.519 No, I know why I didn't delete it. Do you 239 00:11:11.519 --> 00:11:15.080 want to know why she has an unusual name? 240 00:11:15.279 --> 00:11:15.440 Oh? 241 00:11:15.840 --> 00:11:19.360 I looked her up on Facebook, but there are fifteen 242 00:11:19.399 --> 00:11:22.879 people with the same because I wanted to see what 243 00:11:22.919 --> 00:11:26.279 a swinger looked like. What do you picture a swinger 244 00:11:26.360 --> 00:11:26.799 looking like? 245 00:11:27.000 --> 00:11:29.960 You know? Michelle has been on the show before. 246 00:11:30.120 --> 00:11:32.159 I can't picture her though. She's attractive. 247 00:11:32.360 --> 00:11:35.440 Yeah, she's attractive because she's come up and said hi 248 00:11:35.519 --> 00:11:37.960 to us at the State Fair. She lives in Chicago, 249 00:11:38.039 --> 00:11:39.799 so she's not like local anymore. 250 00:11:39.840 --> 00:11:40.200 I don't think. 251 00:11:40.240 --> 00:11:42.320 I think she used to be around here from around here, 252 00:11:42.360 --> 00:11:46.360 but yeah, she's attractive. I think she has like brown 253 00:11:46.440 --> 00:11:47.080 Ruddish hair. 254 00:11:48.480 --> 00:11:50.559 Yeah, I don't. I guess I had describer. 255 00:11:50.679 --> 00:11:52.320 But I think the thing about a swinger is you 256 00:11:52.399 --> 00:11:54.559 might picture somebody who's like, you know, got big old 257 00:11:54.600 --> 00:11:58.519 fake boobies and she's got platinum blonde hair, way too 258 00:11:58.559 --> 00:12:00.799 much makeup, and then her her husband is like a 259 00:12:00.879 --> 00:12:05.639 Jim Rat overly tan, muscle headed idiot with lines shaved 260 00:12:05.639 --> 00:12:07.759 in the side of his head. That's what I picture 261 00:12:07.799 --> 00:12:08.360 as swingers. 262 00:12:08.480 --> 00:12:09.679 That is not what I would picture. 263 00:12:09.799 --> 00:12:11.200 Well, that's why I ask you, what do you picture 264 00:12:11.240 --> 00:12:12.159 when you picture a swingers? 265 00:12:12.200 --> 00:12:17.799 No, I picture a pretty average, like housewife like looking people. 266 00:12:17.799 --> 00:12:20.240 I know, not a housewife, because that's not the answer either, 267 00:12:20.679 --> 00:12:23.639 just kind of like average middle aged people. There's a 268 00:12:23.679 --> 00:12:27.039 show on Netflix, and I know I'm gonna get it wrong, 269 00:12:27.159 --> 00:12:29.879 but it's all it's this woman who was obsessed with 270 00:12:29.960 --> 00:12:33.120 this guy and Eventually they break up. She marries a husband, 271 00:12:33.200 --> 00:12:35.879 moves to the burbs of New York City, whatever that is, 272 00:12:36.159 --> 00:12:39.440 and she just misses this sex life. I think it's 273 00:12:39.440 --> 00:12:42.679 called sex life, honestly, And eventually I remember that one yes, 274 00:12:42.840 --> 00:12:45.240 she goes to a swinger party with her husband and 275 00:12:45.279 --> 00:12:47.639 it's all these like kind of wealthy people who are 276 00:12:47.639 --> 00:12:52.480 all attractive humans, and they are just going at it 277 00:12:52.720 --> 00:12:54.879 at these different parties, and then her husband gets a 278 00:12:54.919 --> 00:12:57.759 blowjob and she like kind of loses it because she 279 00:12:57.960 --> 00:12:59.559 was like really into it, but she's the one who 280 00:12:59.679 --> 00:13:02.080 like wanted to do all this and sure, so that 281 00:13:02.240 --> 00:13:02.720 I think. 282 00:13:02.600 --> 00:13:03.360 Is where I'm at. 283 00:13:03.600 --> 00:13:06.919 I don't imaly everyone to be these hot rich Yeah, 284 00:13:06.960 --> 00:13:07.440 I don't know. 285 00:13:07.519 --> 00:13:10.360 I imagine a gym teacher and his wife, like any 286 00:13:10.440 --> 00:13:12.799 gym teachers that you had in high school, and. 287 00:13:12.720 --> 00:13:14.200 That kind of tracks. I mean, I can kind of 288 00:13:14.200 --> 00:13:16.559 picture that. I think the thing about swingers is they 289 00:13:16.679 --> 00:13:18.759 look like your next door neighbor. Yeah, And I think 290 00:13:18.759 --> 00:13:20.639 that's kind of true because we knew some swingers and 291 00:13:20.679 --> 00:13:22.080 I'm not going to tell you how we knew them. 292 00:13:22.080 --> 00:13:23.720 But this is a long time ago, twenty years ago, 293 00:13:23.720 --> 00:13:27.240 when Allison was a little girl, her we're ninety nine 294 00:13:27.279 --> 00:13:30.039 percent sure that one of her friend's parents were swingers, 295 00:13:30.480 --> 00:13:34.279 and they were very average looking, not unattractive, but definitely 296 00:13:34.320 --> 00:13:34.720 not hot. 297 00:13:34.799 --> 00:13:37.120 Were they hot in high school? Because maybe that's been 298 00:13:37.200 --> 00:13:39.480 qualifyigh school. I'm just saying if they were hot in 299 00:13:39.519 --> 00:13:41.960 high school, that's that's what I would a picture for 300 00:13:42.039 --> 00:13:42.840 someone who's a swinger. 301 00:13:42.840 --> 00:13:45.039 If they're hot in high school. But now they're forty five. 302 00:13:46.240 --> 00:13:48.919 Yeah, they were probably thirty ish back then, so they 303 00:13:48.960 --> 00:13:51.759 were they were attractive, but they were like whoa what? 304 00:13:52.440 --> 00:13:54.279 All right, moving on to the next one. Happy New 305 00:13:54.320 --> 00:13:57.879 Year to y'all while you're enjoying your much deserve holiday break. 306 00:13:57.879 --> 00:13:59.639 I was able to catch up on my podcast at 307 00:13:59.679 --> 00:14:02.279 the show, so needless to say, I didn't miss you 308 00:14:02.399 --> 00:14:04.200 too much and catch it up. I wanted to chime 309 00:14:04.240 --> 00:14:08.120 in on a few things you discussed earlier in December. Jenny, 310 00:14:09.279 --> 00:14:12.080 I think you the experience you discussed on the Minnesota 311 00:14:12.080 --> 00:14:14.279 Goodbye that you and Fallon went for your cleanses. I 312 00:14:14.279 --> 00:14:18.080 think the experience is kalonic cleanse Yes. It's most definitely 313 00:14:18.159 --> 00:14:22.120 a thing, a once or two a year type of experience, 314 00:14:22.559 --> 00:14:24.519 but it can help you get back on track. I 315 00:14:24.639 --> 00:14:26.600 don't know anything about your kalonic cleans. 316 00:14:26.799 --> 00:14:29.080 We just like a few years ago someone reached out 317 00:14:29.120 --> 00:14:32.440 and asked us to come in and try it. Okay 318 00:14:32.759 --> 00:14:35.840 now that yeah, yeah, and so yeah, we had just 319 00:14:35.879 --> 00:14:38.840 discussed it briefly, I think on an episode last month. 320 00:14:38.960 --> 00:14:41.320 So yes, it is a Kalana cleanse. I just forgot 321 00:14:41.320 --> 00:14:42.799 what it was called because we did it once and 322 00:14:42.840 --> 00:14:45.080 I never I was never going to do it again 323 00:14:45.120 --> 00:14:45.519 after that. 324 00:14:46.480 --> 00:14:51.159 Now, there's a famous scene from Nuttie Professor with Eddie 325 00:14:51.240 --> 00:14:53.759 Murphy where they're all sitting around the table and his 326 00:14:53.960 --> 00:14:58.120 mom says something like, I am thinking about going down 327 00:14:58.120 --> 00:15:02.799 and get in my calling Clint's thoroughly and uh, and 328 00:15:02.840 --> 00:15:04.759 then his dad is something like, how do you think 329 00:15:04.799 --> 00:15:06.159 you get a color on it? Cleants? Do you think 330 00:15:06.159 --> 00:15:08.480 you take your asshole by the car wash? And it's 331 00:15:08.600 --> 00:15:12.399 very funny and uh, maybe you remember that scene, a. 332 00:15:12.399 --> 00:15:14.360 Scene where they also farting at table. 333 00:15:14.720 --> 00:15:18.799 That's the only one I know classic Bailey. On the 334 00:15:18.960 --> 00:15:22.039 December eleventh episode, you talked about liking raising canes over 335 00:15:22.120 --> 00:15:24.279 Chick fil A. I don't know what the difference is 336 00:15:24.279 --> 00:15:26.159 between the two, but the only chicken I eat a 337 00:15:26.240 --> 00:15:28.320 Chick fil A is the spicy chicken sandwich, which is 338 00:15:28.399 --> 00:15:31.919 good but not the greatest. Ever, when I had Raising Canes, 339 00:15:31.919 --> 00:15:35.200 it was the blandest and most unsatisfying chicken I ever had. 340 00:15:36.240 --> 00:15:38.519 It could have been that one experience, but it completely 341 00:15:38.519 --> 00:15:40.639 turned me off of that one. I also recently had 342 00:15:40.919 --> 00:15:46.080 Zax Bees, which was also very disappointing. Anyway, I missed 343 00:15:46.080 --> 00:15:48.960 the chicken tender meal for McDonald's. I wish they would 344 00:15:48.960 --> 00:15:51.159 bring that back, but it was the It was a 345 00:15:51.200 --> 00:15:53.360 new meal that popped up pre COVID, and they took 346 00:15:53.399 --> 00:15:55.519 it away once COVID happened and it never came in. 347 00:15:55.720 --> 00:15:58.440 Yes, I remember the McDonald's ones. Those are chicken Selax. 348 00:15:58.519 --> 00:16:00.559 They were so good, but they were the worst thing 349 00:16:00.600 --> 00:16:02.639 for you on that entire menu. Because I remember looking 350 00:16:02.679 --> 00:16:05.559 it up. I always thought that Raisin Canes was the 351 00:16:05.600 --> 00:16:08.399 closest to Chicken Selects because their chicken strips were just 352 00:16:08.440 --> 00:16:12.080 like so moist and delightful. But the toast that they 353 00:16:12.120 --> 00:16:15.679 have at Raisin Canes tastes like heaven bread. It is 354 00:16:15.799 --> 00:16:18.519 so delicious, it really is. Yeah, Oh my god. The 355 00:16:18.600 --> 00:16:21.000 cane sauce, Yes, the cane sauce is so good. I 356 00:16:21.080 --> 00:16:23.159 just really like Raisin canes. I've had Chick fil A. 357 00:16:23.759 --> 00:16:26.679 I just don't care for them. And I had it once, 358 00:16:26.759 --> 00:16:29.080 maybe like thirteen years ago, and I have not had 359 00:16:29.159 --> 00:16:32.399 Chick fil A since. Okay, raisin canes. I think it's delicious. 360 00:16:32.440 --> 00:16:34.440 I think you might have had a bad batch. 361 00:16:35.480 --> 00:16:39.799 I love all of the Chicken restaurants and I there's 362 00:16:39.840 --> 00:16:42.559 one at the US Bank Stadium and I can't remember 363 00:16:42.559 --> 00:16:45.960 what it is, but they have different levels of like regular, 364 00:16:46.080 --> 00:16:48.000 medium and hot and I got it the other day 365 00:16:48.000 --> 00:16:49.840 when we were at the Vikings game and I got 366 00:16:49.879 --> 00:16:51.879 hot and so did Carson. And let me tell you, 367 00:16:52.320 --> 00:16:55.960 I like hot. It was hot, not like you couldn't 368 00:16:55.960 --> 00:16:56.399 eat it. 369 00:16:56.320 --> 00:17:00.200 Hot, sure, but hot. Ooh, So I want chick can 370 00:17:00.279 --> 00:17:01.320 know you guys. 371 00:17:01.399 --> 00:17:04.680 Sounds good. Dave mentioned on the Minnesota Goodbye twelve twelve 372 00:17:04.680 --> 00:17:07.880 episode that Susan had misplaced her wallet while shopping and 373 00:17:07.960 --> 00:17:10.200 she doesn't always carry a purse, and they go into 374 00:17:10.279 --> 00:17:13.759 quite an explanation about the promoting Apple air tags, and 375 00:17:13.839 --> 00:17:16.559 so I appreciate that one, so because I think that's 376 00:17:16.559 --> 00:17:18.599 a thing. If you misplace your wallet, you can just 377 00:17:18.640 --> 00:17:21.000 hang a little air tag on it and you know 378 00:17:21.079 --> 00:17:23.400 exactly where it is, or zip it inside a compartment 379 00:17:23.480 --> 00:17:26.519 so people don't know where it is. This guy says, 380 00:17:27.680 --> 00:17:30.079 I've got an AirTag on my keys. I had a 381 00:17:30.119 --> 00:17:31.839 case for my iPods to hold the tag, and I 382 00:17:31.880 --> 00:17:33.799 get a tag in my car when I park anywhere 383 00:17:33.799 --> 00:17:36.240 I can easily find it. They are, of course all 384 00:17:36.279 --> 00:17:39.680 my personal air tags and personal things. And I just 385 00:17:39.799 --> 00:17:41.759 thought to help your keep your wife, help her keep 386 00:17:41.799 --> 00:17:44.200 her cool next time she might misplace her wallet, which 387 00:17:44.200 --> 00:17:47.759 she does probably twice a year. That seems like a lot, 388 00:17:48.359 --> 00:17:50.799 it does. Yeah, Chris in Miami, thank you very much 389 00:17:50.839 --> 00:17:53.599 for that. We appreciate it, and I think that is 390 00:17:53.680 --> 00:17:59.319 about going to do it. Let me see. Oh there's 391 00:17:59.319 --> 00:18:02.119 one more. Laura writes in and this is Cookie. We 392 00:18:02.160 --> 00:18:04.319 know her as Cookie. She's a big supporter of the show. 393 00:18:04.440 --> 00:18:07.079 She goes on trash clean up on the freeway and 394 00:18:07.119 --> 00:18:08.960 she comes out to a lot of events and we 395 00:18:09.039 --> 00:18:11.400 love Cookie. She's super cool. Want to drop a line 396 00:18:11.440 --> 00:18:15.039 and say welcome back. You were missed, Bailey. I have 397 00:18:15.119 --> 00:18:18.440 the opportunity to go to Disney and Florida, and during 398 00:18:18.480 --> 00:18:20.680 the upcoming trip, I was on the fence because it 399 00:18:20.680 --> 00:18:22.519 seems like a bunch of lines and I don't like 400 00:18:22.559 --> 00:18:24.559 being that close to people. I don't want to breathe 401 00:18:24.599 --> 00:18:28.160