Speaker 1: Can't take it anymore. All she ever does is work, work, work,
Speaker 1: never pays attention to the old Minge. I'm always trapped
Speaker 1: in his stuffy pantsuits.
Speaker 2: I want attention a bloody.
Speaker 3: Board or stop your complaining.
Speaker 2: I'm trying to sleep back here. Oh who's that is that? You? Gary?
Speaker 3: Yes, it's me.
Speaker 2: You think you got it? Bad Orpah hasn't paid any
Speaker 2: attention to me in years. Oh what do you care?
Speaker 2: You're just an asshole. I'm a Minge.
Speaker 1: Ming just needs stimulation.
Speaker 4: Assholes need stimulation to your bastard kick air.
Speaker 2: Welcome to going down to South part of the podcast
Speaker 2: where we always have ourselves the time, but unfortunately we
Speaker 2: all our ideas. So we're gonna get a little high.
Speaker 2: I'm dando. I feel like you know, I know you're
Speaker 2: a big Towy fan. But I got to the end
Speaker 2: of this one and went, am I gonna be the
Speaker 2: only person in the were that didn't like this one?
Speaker 2: I went online. I was like, oh no, the people
Speaker 2: who made this did not like it. Yeah, but I
Speaker 2: was saying it's the worst episode. And I'm not just
Speaker 2: necessarily saying it's a bad episode, but it's just it
Speaker 2: could have been a lot better. Well, it just didn't
Speaker 2: feel like a south Park episode. First things.
Speaker 4: First, rumors of my Tally love have been greatly exaggerated.
Speaker 2: I liked, I liked Tally fine, you like you like
Speaker 2: what he does in his pastime.
Speaker 4: Correct, even I'm not, I'm not getting as much as
Speaker 4: I used to. But yeah, this, uh, this episode had
Speaker 4: very much kind of like we're winging.
Speaker 2: It to quality.
Speaker 4: I mean, even though they said, uh, this is our
Speaker 4: bank episode, this is kind of like, oh, well this
Speaker 4: is an idea we're just going.
Speaker 2: To have we do we do. That means we did
Speaker 2: some work in the before the season started so that
Speaker 2: we'd have to do any more extra work when it's
Speaker 2: time to get to that one. So I thought, we're
Speaker 2: getting in the bank, you've got something in the test,
Speaker 2: so we can take a week off basically correct, And
Speaker 2: they realized halfway through, oh shit, this is a good episode.
Speaker 2: We need to fix it. The bank has gone background. Yeah,
Speaker 2: our creatively way it has been. The thing is I'm
Speaker 2: watching this going. It definitely felt that way to me,
Speaker 2: not so much from a story perspective, but just from
Speaker 2: production value. So much of the episode was just a
Speaker 2: still shot of Oprah's minge yes, and this is them talking.
Speaker 2: I was like, it's just them doing voice screenshot. That
Speaker 2: was very much the guy.
Speaker 4: Yeah, look, there's certainly stuff behind the scenes here that
Speaker 4: felt like, oh, you could have explored this a bit more,
Speaker 4: you could have done a bit more with it. But yeah,
Speaker 4: generally this feels like, ooh, I'm tired or little I
Speaker 4: don't want to have to work too hard this week.
Speaker 4: We've got that idea, let's run with it. Oh, you know,
Speaker 4: we're gonna have a little fun in the recording booth
Speaker 4: by just doing fun accents all that kind of business.
Speaker 4: But yeah, not's not a great episode according to dandel
Speaker 4: and Guy, and not according to Parker and Stone.
Speaker 2: Yeah, when you're coming off the heights of like Cartoon
Speaker 2: Wars and you go into this.
Speaker 4: Well that means yeah, that feels like so much effort
Speaker 4: went into it, not just in terms of the imagination,
Speaker 4: in terms of coming up with it, but also the execution.
Speaker 2: I mean, yeah, that felt like a movie. Those episodes
Speaker 2: felt really well directed. Yes, and a lot of them
Speaker 2: felt like action movie staff. And they felt hot a
Speaker 2: hot topic at the time too, like taking him pissed
Speaker 2: out a family guy and no one was willing to
Speaker 2: do that.
Speaker 4: I was looking up when the whole because this this
Speaker 4: mainly revolves around an author named James Frye and his
Speaker 4: memoir called A Million Little Pieces.
Speaker 2: Well, he's quote unquote memoir.
Speaker 4: He was a writer who came up with a story
Speaker 4: about his sort of struggles with addiction. All that kind
Speaker 4: of stuff made him very, very popular, and he went
Speaker 4: on Oprah and it sort of, yeah, this story is
Speaker 4: oh wow, profound and powerful, and it turns out that
Speaker 4: a lot of it he made up.
Speaker 2: It was actually based on something.
Speaker 4: Yeah, a lot of a lot of it he embellished. Yeah,
Speaker 4: and yeah, Oprah basically took him to town for that.
Speaker 4: She's like, come back on, well, yeah, I mean this
Speaker 4: episode is basically so she did that in real life.
Speaker 2: Yeah. Yeah.
Speaker 4: She initially went on Oprah's like, wow, fantastic. Sorry, Hey, thanks,
Speaker 4: Hey James, you suck.
Speaker 2: Sorry.
Speaker 4: Although James, for I don't think I've got a lot
Speaker 4: of time this guy. He seems like an absolute hustler.
Speaker 4: Gotta love the player, You've got to respect the hustle.
Speaker 4: At the same time, I don't know how good he
Speaker 4: is a writer, but yeah, he's got an incredible work ethic,
Speaker 4: But He also seems one of those guys like you.
Speaker 2: Can make money with riding if you tell the right story.
Speaker 2: About the story. I actually thought it.
Speaker 4: Was quite like Talley. I don't know why game did.
Speaker 2: I thought it was quite genius of talit to Okay,
Speaker 2: I just changed how for a person. Well, it's funny.
Speaker 4: I mean, watching this, I was reminded of a good
Speaker 4: friend of mine who's a writer who wrote a whole
Speaker 4: house novel that's hard, and they were told by the
Speaker 4: publisher like, this is great. Memoirs are really big. Right now,
Speaker 4: we know that you've sort of taken inspiration from your
Speaker 4: life and your experiences and doing this. Are you able
Speaker 4: to reframe this as a memoir as about your actual life? Well, yeah,
Speaker 4: there's check in, sorry Rachelle. But yeah, so their book
Speaker 4: came out as a memoir. Look, I don't want to
Speaker 4: I don't want to speak for something I'm sort of
Speaker 4: I maybe misrememory. But I think they were kind of like,
Speaker 4: I don't know how I feel about sort of putting
Speaker 4: my name on this as like, yeah, this happened to me,
Speaker 4: or I did this as opposed.
Speaker 2: To based on true of it, because that's you know,
Speaker 2: novels used to be like that rage is like it
Speaker 2: writer's license.
Speaker 4: They just called creative license. Essentially, it's like, yeah, look,
Speaker 4: even if it didn't happen. Actually, as this, it's based
Speaker 4: on stuff that really happened to me, and I've taken
Speaker 4: a little distance from it just to save my own
Speaker 4: mental health or whatever. But now it's like, no, no,
Speaker 4: we need full disclosure. Tell us about all the worst
Speaker 4: things that happened to you so we can, you know,
Speaker 4: feed on it. But so this episode here apparently was
Speaker 4: originally going to be them, So the Tally thing was
Speaker 4: always gonna be the story, but it was going to
Speaker 4: be the town have an intervention for twit to getting
Speaker 4: off the drugs. And I guess they.
Speaker 2: Realized that there was no humor in that, or they
Speaker 2: didn't like the idea and they said, all right, we
Speaker 2: need to scrap that. And the Oprah one was a
Speaker 2: different and different idea they had, right, and they've sort
Speaker 2: of slammed them together, and I don't think they went
Speaker 2: together all that well, but so much of it was
Speaker 2: dedicated to Oprah. And I'm watching this and I got
Speaker 2: the feeling of did they realize that Tawi is such
Speaker 2: a one one note character? You can't really base a
Speaker 2: full twenty two minute episode on just him, so I
Speaker 2: had to pad it out with other stuff. Yeah, because
Speaker 2: the Minga and Gary stuff. By the way, is it
Speaker 2: weird that the ass was called Gary but had a
Speaker 2: female voice. Well, it sounded like a female Jamaican accent.
Speaker 2: To me, it sounded like a gay British voice. Okay,
Speaker 2: I thought Alto sounded Jamaican. That that I know, I
Speaker 2: thought Scottish. The Minji, yeah he said it. It seemed
Speaker 2: to me.
Speaker 4: I mean, have you ever seen the movie Dog Day Afternoon? Yes, Yeah,
Speaker 4: the dynamic of those two of min and Gary sounded
Speaker 4: a bit like al Pacino and yeah, it's kind of
Speaker 4: like I'm going for it on. I don't know about this, Yeah,
Speaker 4: but I don't know if it's actually in like British
Speaker 4: crime movies or something of that. But you've always got
Speaker 4: someone who's the real tough guy, and they're probably in
Speaker 4: some either straight up goa relationship or closeted sort of
Speaker 4: relationship where one's kind of like, oh, I.
Speaker 2: Don't know about this, No, we're going to do it,
Speaker 2: and then we're off, never off to Paris, you know,
Speaker 2: when we'll be happy forever Gary Tower hold me min Yeah,
Speaker 2: so I just got to kick out of it that way.
Speaker 2: I mean I thought that stuff was hilarious.
Speaker 4: Yeah, there's a lot that's really funny about it.
Speaker 2: It just felt like Parker and Stone, but it's having
Speaker 2: a hilarious time doing funny voices. Laugh. Yeah, especially with Gary.
Speaker 2: I thought it would have been I would have respected
Speaker 2: this episode more if the entire thing was just about
Speaker 2: Minjy and Gary. And then it's when you know, what,
Speaker 2: fuck you we're going to do this, because then you
Speaker 2: can appreciate it for life. There not without my an's
Speaker 2: kind of the absurdity.
Speaker 4: There was a Terrence Philip kind of not not an
Speaker 4: for you to the audience, but kind of like.
Speaker 2: We gave you what we gave you.
Speaker 4: Yeah, we gave you cartoon, which was really what you wanted, right,
Speaker 4: I mean, you've got a lot of carton, stuck with
Speaker 4: a lot of stuff with the other kids you've got,
Speaker 4: you didn't bit all that kind of business. And then
Speaker 4: next episode is just like.
Speaker 2: Wait, where are the kids? Where where is any character?
Speaker 2: Louis know, I know they left out all the main
Speaker 2: cast except for Tawi, right, but because Tawley's in it,
Speaker 2: I was watching this and viewing this as a south
Speaker 2: Park episode because he was in it, and now because
Speaker 2: of that, I'm going, oh, this isn't very good. If
Speaker 2: there was no Tally in it, I was watching it
Speaker 2: purely going Okay, I see what they're doing here. Yeah.
Speaker 2: I think I would have appreciated that more.
Speaker 4: Well, yeah, you'd be going the surprising a little south
Speaker 4: Park in the south Park.
Speaker 2: Yeah, I wouldn't have cared like, Okay, well that's what
Speaker 2: they're doing. Yeah, they've gone off of But in saying that, though,
Speaker 2: I did really like Themingi in Gary. That was fun.
Speaker 4: That was fun because, as we said in the past,
Speaker 4: you know what's funnier than a funny voice?
Speaker 2: Yeah, and it's not it's not a bad episode. It's
Speaker 2: probably it's probably a bad south Park episode. But was
Speaker 2: I entertained? Yeah? I wasn't detained, but I was, But
Speaker 2: I was confused. I'm going, wait, is this what? What? What?
Speaker 2: What is the point of all this? But like I said,
Speaker 2: if it was entirely Mingy and Gary, I don't think
Speaker 2: I would have had the mindset of what's the point
Speaker 2: of all this? The point of it is there is
Speaker 2: no point?
Speaker 4: Yeah, But then what's the end to Ming and Garry
Speaker 4: without the Tawly thing. I mean, you can come up
Speaker 4: with a plot of that.
Speaker 2: Be sure.
Speaker 4: Somewhere there has to be some tenuous connection to the
Speaker 4: world of South Buck in some way.
Speaker 2: I mean, it could just be a takedown of Oprah
Speaker 2: in the entire well that's the thing.
Speaker 4: But yeah, not without not without Minus is Terrence and Philip,
Speaker 4: and Terrence and Philip is watched by.
Speaker 2: I guess like Tawley is the Terrence. Yeah, there's some
Speaker 2: connection to the south Back universe.
Speaker 4: But still it's very, very tense, and you feel that
Speaker 4: as a result.
Speaker 2: I mean yeah, and maybe because they take too long
Speaker 2: to get to that part of it is Towley getting
Speaker 2: his book deal and stuff and being famous. Well that's yeah.
Speaker 4: I mean he sucks up at PF Changs because he's
Speaker 4: high on the job.
Speaker 2: He's I got to make some money because I got run. Yeah,
Speaker 2: it's realized by the way when I'm talk with my
Speaker 2: good friend Anthony and we sort of be making fun
Speaker 2: of things. Towley is the voice. Will use it. Yeah,
Speaker 2: that sounds really great. We'll do that. It's also your
Speaker 2: Squeaky Voice team it Squeaky Voice. Squeaky Voice fare from
Speaker 2: The Simpsons. You know that that's your voice for him?
Speaker 4: Okay, so yeah, nothing funny than a funny voice.
Speaker 2: Yeah.
Speaker 4: It decides to write his memo because he needs to
Speaker 4: make rent money, gets rejected, rewrites, it comes to.
Speaker 2: Success then Oprah. Yeah so yeah, so it's basically the
Speaker 2: first act betray him. Might have come out publicly and
Speaker 2: said that they hate this episode. They've said that there's
Speaker 2: some of the episodes they wish they could just delete
Speaker 2: from the catalog, and this is one of them. I
Speaker 2: think it's because that, you know, Parker in particular, I
Speaker 2: think will be a real perfectionist. Yes, and at the
Speaker 2: time probably felt like, you know, who cares. You know,
Speaker 2: we're getting paid do a funny voice, is having a
Speaker 2: good time, and then you reflect twenty years later and go,
Speaker 2: this is pretty sure.
Speaker 4: Oh yeah, this is a blot on the resume. Yeah,
Speaker 4: oh yeah.
Speaker 2: But I think any creative person feels like it's like, oh,
Speaker 2: you know, you could have a fantastic sort of batting
Speaker 2: average or you know, hit record or whatever, but there's
Speaker 2: going to be one or two in there. It's like,
Speaker 2: oh man, that really let the side down. But I
Speaker 2: think this was just the snowball effect of having in
Speaker 2: the can thinking it was good and then realizing oh shit,
Speaker 2: and scrapping something together last minute. That's what That's what's
Speaker 2: happened here. Yeah, it's not a bad idea, it's just
Speaker 2: it's just the idea. It's just I feel like these
Speaker 2: two stories should have been separated. I feel like, if
Speaker 2: you're going to have an episode with Minjy and Gary,
Speaker 2: either have it just that or you at least need
Speaker 2: to have the boys involved. So it doesn't feel like
Speaker 2: it's why we spend so much time with Oprah's vagina
Speaker 2: and not the boys.
Speaker 4: I guess, so, yeah, but I mean, yeah, this fry
Speaker 4: thing was a bit of a controversy in the at
Speaker 4: the time or around that. Yeah, so, I mean it
Speaker 4: was pretty pretty big deal. So does she go to
Speaker 4: town on him on the show, but not to this
Speaker 4: that she does in this episode. But I think it
Speaker 4: was very much you lied to us, and you lied
Speaker 4: to me and that kind of thing. That was the implication.
Speaker 4: And this was of course a time when.
Speaker 2: Oprah was Oprah. Oprah was Oprah, yeah, I mean, and
Speaker 2: then she just stopped being Oprah. I mean, she obviously
Speaker 2: still is.
Speaker 4: To some degree, but you're not, certainly not as much
Speaker 4: as she used to.
Speaker 2: She doesn't do her specials anymore. I feel like, how
Speaker 2: is it not?
Speaker 4: When's the last time she sort of did anything like that?
Speaker 4: William and not not we oh yeah, Megan.
Speaker 2: And does anyone even care about that? Not really? But
Speaker 2: she is that.
Speaker 4: She used the term she's got a grandfather in now.
Speaker 2: I mean it's like we say that, but you're gonna
Speaker 2: understand we are. I'm getting old, Like we're both getting old, right,
Speaker 2: so am yeah. But the thing is with Oprah, it's
Speaker 2: like anyone under the age of twenty five, who open,
Speaker 2: Oh sure, yeah, we're gonna have an Oprah, specially the
Speaker 2: kid's like why that's really bracing, isn't it. We' it's like,
Speaker 2: hey someone, so I was going to talk to Yeah,
Speaker 2: Oprah's going to talk to this person. Like and the
Speaker 2: ship that was so big in your life when you're
Speaker 2: growing up is irrelevant now? Oh sure, I do not
Speaker 2: say Oprah's irrelevant to the younger audience. She's irrelevant.
Speaker 4: Oh yeah, I mean like Oprah's talking to mister beat what.
Speaker 2: Yeah, So I'm just reading here on the wiki page
Speaker 2: of Parker and Stone, also discussed in the commentary that
Speaker 2: they discussed the hat on top of a hat scenario
Speaker 2: to describe the weirdness of this episode's two stories, saying
Speaker 2: that when one wears two hats, one on top of
Speaker 2: the other, just end up looking like an idiot, weirdness
Speaker 2: on top of weirdness, replacing the hats. In hindsight, Parker
Speaker 2: and Stone felt that the two storylines used in this
Speaker 2: episode should have been split up into two separate episodes.
Speaker 2: The title of the episode and some elements of the
Speaker 2: plot were then reference to what you're saying. Yeah, I
Speaker 2: don't know. I think I think those two sort of
Speaker 2: they did a good job of making it, making it together. Yeah,
Speaker 2: I think the hat on the hat is I guess.
Speaker 2: I don't know.
Speaker 4: If they're talking about the Minge and Garry.
Speaker 2: Thing, that's that's one story. Yeah.
Speaker 4: But I mean if it was just Towy rides a memoir,
Speaker 4: it's it's fake or he misrepresents his memoir and Oprah becomes,
Speaker 4: you know, the champion of it.
Speaker 2: That's it. That's interesting. That's an interesting storyline. I mean
Speaker 2: you have to sort of tink around with a little
Speaker 2: bit more, but then have like then you sort of
Speaker 2: pan down between Oprah's leys like, oh blody else she
Speaker 2: want shut up? What is going?
Speaker 4: Okay, that's where your hat comes on, so m okay,
Speaker 4: But then how would you do just a storyline about
Speaker 4: Oprah's minge and asshole.
Speaker 2: Not being happy not being happy? Yeah, because they need
Speaker 2: to try and sabatasha career in somewhere. Don't they bring
Speaker 2: in the town thing? I don't know. I'm sure they
Speaker 2: could figure out some way. Yeah, but it's just the
Speaker 2: vibe of the episode felt weird because it's like you're
Speaker 2: trying to do a south Back episode, but you're also
Speaker 2: trying to do one of those weird absurd episodes. Yeah,
Speaker 2: because still to this day, I think the worst episode
Speaker 2: is the Pip one. I just didn't like the Pip episode.
Speaker 4: Well, and this kid's mentioned i think on the wiki
Speaker 4: page or just in Gae wasn't talking about this where
Speaker 4: they say this is really only one of two or
Speaker 4: a few episodes where there are no South Park kids
Speaker 4: in there, And Pip was another one of those where
Speaker 4: it's just like we're going to focus on this character's like, yeah,
Speaker 4: a bit of a up yours from Parker and Stones.
Speaker 2: And it wasn't really funny. The pip One where this
Speaker 2: one I thought at least a least it was funny. Yeah,
Speaker 2: they put some funny voices. Anyway, did you have any
Speaker 2: favorite moments in the episode?
Speaker 4: And that's basically it. They're really just Gary related, not
Speaker 4: even min so much min just funny enough.
Speaker 2: But oh Minji.
Speaker 4: When Gary is the one who sort of comes up
Speaker 4: with the whole plane is.
Speaker 2: Like, is not a right at all? He's a towel.
Speaker 2: He's a towel. It just rags me up.
Speaker 4: And yeah, just the end when they've had the whole
Speaker 4: shootout and oh you embarrassed. I think the other thing
Speaker 4: it reminds me of Gary. The other thing it reminds
Speaker 4: me of is when Ricky Gervais did that series Not
Speaker 4: The Office. It was an extras and he came up with.
Speaker 2: His own show that became really successfulcause everybody hated it.
Speaker 2: It was Extra just before the Office and The Office
Speaker 2: was first, wasn't it? Yeah?
Speaker 4: And then you did Extra and he was that struggling
Speaker 4: guy and he came up with the show was when
Speaker 4: the whistle Blows or something?
Speaker 2: I know it. Have you never seen the Extra? Yeah,
Speaker 2: well I've never said extras.
Speaker 4: Nah, spoilers for a little bit of it, I don't
Speaker 4: know to the best of my recollection. He works as
Speaker 4: an extra on these things, but he also is like,
Speaker 4: but I'm an actor and I want to come up
Speaker 4: with other stuff. And he comes up with this really
Speaker 4: low brow workplace sitcom which is basically ripping on the office,
Speaker 4: but it's in like a factory or a warehouse or something,
Speaker 4: and he plays his character who kind of looks a
Speaker 4: bit goofy and has pulling silly feces all the time,
Speaker 4: and it's names cafe is you have a laugh? You
Speaker 4: having a laugh, and it's got oh man. Sorry spoilers
Speaker 4: for extras, but there's a scene where he's like, oh,
Speaker 4: I'm successful, I'm famous, and I'm invited all the popular
Speaker 4: clubs and he meets David Bowie, and David Bowie just
Speaker 4: sort of sits down and sings a song about little
Speaker 4: fat Man who sold his dream. Little fat man, who's
Speaker 4: not funny at all, tellings like this is just the
Speaker 4: absolute they've nailed the absolute secret fee of any credit
Speaker 4: person that David Bowie will think you're not cool. It's like,
Speaker 4: oh my god, I got a lot of respect for
Speaker 4: Jabe's and sort of like bringing that to the forefront.
Speaker 4: But that's what it reminds me of, like you have
Speaker 4: a laugh, sorry, long long way around.
Speaker 2: I loved the great It's just very simple, but the
Speaker 2: great visual gag of the phone and and he won't
Speaker 2: can hear my can?
Speaker 4: You've gotta wonder how Oprah sort of felt about that.
Speaker 4: This episode is basically talking about her most private of
Speaker 4: private organ and.
Speaker 2: Calling it her minge, did Oprah care South Park? Let's
Speaker 2: have a look. I feel like she wouldn't even acknowledge it, right, No, No,
Speaker 2: there's no mention of her even acknowledging it, because that's
Speaker 2: just probably the easiest way, right, just don't acknowledge it.
Speaker 2: Just don't know. Yah, yah, I you're that powerful because
Speaker 2: if you say you like it, they go, yeah, you
Speaker 2: just say that. And if you don't like, look at it.
Speaker 2: She does. She cares. It's like, just ignore it, just ignore,
Speaker 2: smile any other favorites from you? I liked. So Heraldo
Speaker 2: gets his appearance and he says, when he's doing his
Speaker 2: live coll for his live report from White it's one
Speaker 2: of my trivia questions. He's going to ruck the balls
Speaker 2: and ask up the literary Well I did, right.
Speaker 4: It's very Heralda. Yeah, I mean, are you familiar sort
Speaker 4: of with Heralda reveal that? I mean just because he
Speaker 4: was not he wasn't certainly wasn't oprah esque, but yeah,
Speaker 4: he was one of those people who had.
Speaker 2: Tonight, we're going into the lost vault of Algabe. Nothing
Speaker 2: was and there was like that's empty. And you watch
Speaker 2: him at the end and he is guarded. Man, this
Speaker 2: is going to be my big yeah, my big break,
Speaker 2: because he said, he says, I told the I told,
Speaker 2: well my critics, I was going to sing a song
Speaker 2: and he starts singing like two lines and you realize it.
Speaker 2: It's like, dude, just get off the stage, just pull
Speaker 2: the binders. Did this didn't work? That's okay. Remember there
Speaker 2: are no stupid questions, just stupid people trivia time. My
Speaker 2: first question for you, as I said, where is he
Speaker 2: doing his live cross from? Is he in Egypt? Afghanistan? Afghanistan?
Speaker 2: I believe wasn't. Didn't he get caught once saying he
Speaker 2: was doing a live cross from somewhere but he wasn't
Speaker 2: actually there.
Speaker 4: Oh there's someone who he may well have been him. Yeah,
Speaker 4: because sorry to bring it back to Ricky Gervais, but
Speaker 4: there was another. He made a movie about that thing called,
Speaker 4: I think called Special Correspondent Well Australias on Eric Banner,
Speaker 4: where you've got some report who's like, I'm reporting live
Speaker 4: from this war zone. It's like you're in your apartment.
Speaker 4: You've set up green screens.
Speaker 2: So shortly after the US forces entered Afghanistan, rivera rivera
Speaker 2: RIVERA reported on a friendly fire into the providing specific
Speaker 2: dramatic details. However, he was actually in a different location
Speaker 2: and the report was found to be based on secondhand information,
Speaker 2: not direct observation. That's wild. He's pretending he's in the
Speaker 2: war zone. I hear it's pretty bad here is that
Speaker 2: I have to see. I'll watch it later. That's hilarious.
Speaker 2: But you know, that just sort of sums up the
Speaker 2: kind of he's very I don't know how you tabloid
Speaker 2: as a kind of host, but he his charming face.
Speaker 2: Oh sure, a big smile. He's sell you anything, that guy.
Speaker 2: But yeah, I just thought it was great that they
Speaker 2: picked him. But that's what I think that Afghanistan Live
Speaker 2: cross was about. Right.
Speaker 4: My first question to you is how long has twy
Speaker 4: been mixing p of Chang saws?
Speaker 2: Oh? According to his cast fourteen minutes, fifteen minutes, fourteen.
Speaker 2: My next question for you is what chapters are talking
Speaker 2: about Dorito's brand, cornships chapters four away. That's what I had.
Speaker 2: That's my next question, and I'm I'm not sure if
Speaker 2: I've got any more questions. I'll think I'll take ask
Speaker 2: you my last when you think of another one? Who
Speaker 2: was the name of the police officer lieutenant at the
Speaker 2: end there, oh Damn Sullivan. No, think of the neighbor
Speaker 2: of oh.
Speaker 4: Wilson Wilson. Yes, we also would have accepted. What is
Speaker 4: the name of the volleyball in Castaway?
Speaker 2: Yes? What are the three things that Minji says in Paris?
Speaker 2: But we can see so this tower, lots of baguettes,
Speaker 2: there's bag heads everywhere. Yes, and I always love love. Yes, Yes,
Speaker 2: that's that the three thing, that's the three things. Yes.
Speaker 2: All right now, I think it's time we get into
Speaker 2: some cheeseypoof shared out.
Speaker 4: No cheese poop shared outs. It's been a while.
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Speaker 2: Oh God, you guys are brilliant. Yes, all right, So
Speaker 2: the original air day of A Million Little Fibers was
Speaker 2: April nineteen, two thousand and six. Of the top three
Speaker 2: films at the US box office number three. The Wild,
Speaker 2: The Wild, the While. I've got the written The Wild.
Speaker 4: I feel like I think it might be one of
Speaker 4: those Disney movies with like with animals, Uh, Disney Animal.
Speaker 2: It would be the Wild. Yeah, no, come out to
Speaker 2: two thousand and sixty. It must be The Wild. I've
Speaker 2: put into the d It's the Wild. Yeah. I did
Speaker 2: not know this film existed. This seems like a film
Speaker 2: that we run up my kid's alley.
Speaker 4: This looks like, Hey, DreamWorks made Madagascar, we better make
Speaker 4: the Wild. It looks like we're a bunch of wild animals,
Speaker 4: but we're in an urban setting.
Speaker 2: Who made it? I don't know. Man, weal Disney? It
Speaker 2: was well Disney.
Speaker 4: Yeah, find there's gonna be some incredible voices in there.
Speaker 2: On bed. Let's have a look at the cast is
Speaker 2: Keith Sutherland, Jim Belushi, Eddie Izzard, Jannine Garofalo, William Shatner,
Speaker 2: Richard Kainin, Greg SIPs, and Patrick Warburton. It's not a
Speaker 2: bad line up. It feels very much like quick slut
Speaker 2: something together. Who do you reckon? Voices? The koala, I'm
Speaker 2: gonna say Shatner does the koala. I'm gonna say, Janine
Speaker 2: Garof Okay, let's see, this is fun. We've won a
Speaker 2: million fibers. Who voices where's the Koala? It was Eddie Isard.
Speaker 2: Oh well, Nigel an eccentric English accent Koala. So he's English,
Speaker 2: but he's a Chola. That makes no sense. I imagine
Speaker 2: it's a character trait at the koalas Yeah, I'm not Australian.
Speaker 2: Janine does Bridget a headstrong giraffe. Shatner does the Wilder Beast,
Speaker 2: a tyrannical and bloodthirsty black wilder beast. Yeah, I'm sure he.
Speaker 2: I'm sure he does the wild I don't think I've
Speaker 2: ever known that film existed. There you go.
Speaker 4: I imagine we went back through the two thousands, you
Speaker 4: would find so many of those.
Speaker 2: Yeah, it was one called Over the Hedge. I was
Speaker 2: gonna say, it reminds me of Over the Hedge. I
Speaker 2: remember because I took one of my first girlfriends on
Speaker 2: a date there. We both heard it when you say
Speaker 2: one of your first girls, like when you were about
Speaker 2: eight by fifteen. Yeah, my man Bruce Willis is like
Speaker 2: a voice and over the Hedge I think it was. Yeah. Yes,
Speaker 2: we walked out. We're like, oh shit, it's something govern
Speaker 2: But number two was ice age to the Meltdown. Okay, yes,
Speaker 2: scratched the laugh on that nut or what was they
Speaker 2: called last week SmackDown? The SmackDown? Yes, and number one
Speaker 2: is Scary Movie four, which is kind of of it. Now,
Speaker 2: could scare movie seven? Six seven? I think it's six,
Speaker 2: except they're just calling it scary movie again. Oh, okay,
Speaker 2: of course it's a reboot. It's sure. I didn't see
Speaker 2: because I watched Sinners for the first time. This week's
Speaker 2: Sinners I want to win twenty minutes too long. I
Speaker 2: enjoyed it, but I was like, taste does slacken in
Speaker 2: the second half. Yeah, I was like, this could have
Speaker 2: been wrapped up twenty minutes quicker. It could have been
Speaker 2: in bed by eleven thirty instead of twelve, which is
Speaker 2: all important. And I enjoyed it. I enjoyed it, but
Speaker 2: I just I didn't enjoy as much as I thought
Speaker 2: I would.
Speaker 4: Yeah, that could because there's a lot of hype around it.
Speaker 4: But also yeah, I mean there are there's a lot
Speaker 4: of good stuff in it, but there's a lot that
Speaker 4: also feels not a lot that feels like but there's
Speaker 4: just enough that make you go. Could have trimmed that
Speaker 4: a little h.
Speaker 2: But fantastic in it. Oh yeah, yeah, But I also
Speaker 2: watched Weapons this week, and Weapons I enjoyed. And he's
Speaker 2: got to the end and I went, so that's it. Okay,
Speaker 2: ends on a pretty high note, though it does. Yeah
Speaker 2: it doesn't. Just it's like, and now spots I'm gonna spoil,
Speaker 2: but it's like, and now nothing's and then then that's
Speaker 2: that and stuff just happened. I guess that's what would
Speaker 2: really happen. But just I felt so sorry for that
Speaker 2: little boy. And I've been watching for the first time
Speaker 2: in twenty years. I've watched the first half last night
Speaker 2: and going to finish the other half tonight. The Ring.
Speaker 2: Oh and get my horror movies out of the way. Nice. Yes,
Speaker 2: I enjoyed The Ring when I first watched it, so
Speaker 2: that was what two thousand and two would be. And
Speaker 2: so it's about twenty years as I've watched it, and yeah,
Speaker 2: I'm enjoying it. Now that's a good movie. Yeah, you know,
Speaker 2: borrow or not? You got the four K there's no
Speaker 2: special features. I'm taking this back, maybe I will maybe
Speaker 2: Why did they release four k's in Australia they don't
Speaker 2: have special features, but in America they do. It doesn't
Speaker 2: make sense. That is a mystery for the ages anyway.
Speaker 2: So they were the top three films at the US
Speaker 2: box office. So the episode kicks off, Sorry get the Eds,
Speaker 2: Sorry the unwritten by and it was of course written
Speaker 2: by and dreaded by Trade Parker. You had to bring
Speaker 2: that up. I have to have to say it. No, no, no,
Speaker 2: I know you have to bring it up, but then
Speaker 2: you actually have to bring it up on screen. Yeah,
Speaker 2: to be sure because the one time I don't Matt
Speaker 2: Stone will be on this one. That was all Man
Speaker 2: kicks off at p of Changs and Chris the waiter
Speaker 2: he's swamped.
Speaker 4: Why well, because that guy, that new guy, Hied sucks.
Speaker 4: Plus I think he's Yes, Towly is high.
Speaker 2: How spicy would you like your chin sauce? Do you
Speaker 2: think not too spicy? Ms? My spice levels are getting higher. Yeah,
Speaker 2: but I would be nothing past mid way I tend
Speaker 2: to Yeah. I would never go be on level four
Speaker 2: out of five. I couldn't. Three would be my max
Speaker 2: for sure.
Speaker 4: We have the Hot Chicken Project in town shout out
Speaker 4: friend of the pod, and they have like five levels,
Speaker 4: and they do.
Speaker 2: Occasionally we'll go to the fourth. Mostly have you tried
Speaker 2: the five? Never have?
Speaker 4: It's called it's called it either evil or so damn hot,
Speaker 4: because I think it's evil. I think evil is the
Speaker 4: top one if you're starting to not enjoy it, like,
Speaker 4: that's why that's my threshold. Yeah, we might as well
Speaker 4: go down one and enjoy it.
Speaker 2: Yeah. But Tally gets fired here because he's just no good.
Speaker 2: He's just been mixing so for fifteen fourteen minutes fifteen minutes.
Speaker 2: Oh man, he needs to find a new job to
Speaker 2: pay his rent and perirs. He's going to get a
Speaker 2: little high. That's sort of the common thread here. That's
Speaker 2: sort of the lesson he learns at the end, isn't it?
Speaker 2: Because I guess I guess that makes sense because the
Speaker 2: whole point of the original concept was going to be
Speaker 2: he has an intervention to realize he doesn't need to
Speaker 2: be high. Yeah, And they still get there in the end,
Speaker 2: don't they. They do? Do they have an intervention episode
Speaker 2: at any stage? Tally? Yeah, I'm not sure. Someone at
Speaker 2: least I get the feeling there was an intervention episode.
Speaker 2: There was one for Stan. Was he when he was
Speaker 2: a goth kid. Maybe he was depressed.
Speaker 4: I hit the feeling there's one for Tawi though, Okay,
Speaker 4: we'll find it, we'll.
Speaker 2: Get there if it is. Yeah, then a good idea
Speaker 2: comes to him. He's going to just become a writer
Speaker 2: and write a memoir, the book about his life to
Speaker 2: pay the rent. Great ideas, how you make money. No
Speaker 2: one's done that before. But the publisher Porcupine Press was
Speaker 2: gonna be one of my trivia questions, questions not Penguin.
Speaker 2: They read it and they're just not fans at all
Speaker 2: because chapter four to eight it's all about Tourriedo's and
Speaker 2: so he can fix it like that. No one's going
Speaker 2: to want to read because you're a town. You're a town,
Speaker 2: and then you're a tower. So yeah, it's not going
Speaker 2: to work for him there. And then he realizes, okay,
Speaker 2: I'm gonna need a better idea. What's the idea?
Speaker 4: Oh my love, I've been a very irresponsible towel, personal.
Speaker 2: Tows people. He takes it to. I think it was
Speaker 2: arbitrary house. I think so. Yeah, and they love it
Speaker 2: because now he's Stephen mctawley, not Towley.
Speaker 4: One of my initial questions was going to be one
Speaker 4: of my trivier questions to be how does he spell
Speaker 4: Towley when he's first writing A billion of Little five?
Speaker 2: It's weird. It's like, yeah, because I write at t
Speaker 2: O W E l I E, which is how it's
Speaker 2: spelled it again, and they agreed to publish it as
Speaker 2: long as he's not really a towel towel? Why would
Speaker 2: I be wearing this hat and this fake mask. And
Speaker 2: now he's on Oprah and I loved hear someone in
Speaker 2: the crowd is holding up the book just I love it.
Speaker 2: They just holding little details like that big fans, because
Speaker 2: you watched the old Oprah shows and the crowd were
Speaker 2: just feral man wild.
Speaker 4: Oh yeah, well they are thinking they will either get
Speaker 4: a car or there'll be something to the seed.
Speaker 2: Did you have to pay to go to Oprah? How
Speaker 2: did you get tickets to Oprah?
Speaker 1: No?
Speaker 2: Knowing on Oprah going I could go here and get
Speaker 2: a car. True, it must have been the hottest seed
Speaker 2: in town. It must have been. But then sometimes, like
Speaker 2: you're getting your Friel basket, you'll get nothing except being
Speaker 2: in the same mare guys. In the last SSS, she
Speaker 2: got a car Oprah make with the car problem is,
Speaker 2: once you give your audience a car each, there's no
Speaker 2: way up from there. Everything's going to be shit compared
Speaker 2: to that next time someone's getting the house, everyone's gonna
Speaker 2: be disappointed. But she asks, what was it like being
Speaker 2: hung up on a rack for days? And it was
Speaker 2: for you emotionally? And then Oprah. Then we get Oprah's minge,
Speaker 2: We pan down, we get the men. Well, why do
Speaker 2: you call it theminge? Because that's what they call the
Speaker 2: show right her vagina. Nobody knows what.
Speaker 1: It's like to be Oprah's minge.
Speaker 2: Oh, she does his work, never gives her all.
Speaker 1: Mint a nice rob now and again, Minch needs attention,
Speaker 1: at least a scratch once in a while.
Speaker 2: Well, Steven, your book hasn't sold a lot of copies yet,
Speaker 2: but I have some pretty exciting news for you.
Speaker 1: Used to be a time when Oprah would play with me,
Speaker 1: not and day, she'd pet me for hours using every finger.
Speaker 1: Now I just sit here in the dark, not even
Speaker 1: so much as a banky. I should write a book
Speaker 1: be much more depressing than his.
Speaker 2: And so Stephen, I'm making your book my official book of.
Speaker 1: A month's selection.
Speaker 2: Book of the Month. I guess this was a thing?
Speaker 2: Was it very much a thing? Oh yeah?
Speaker 4: If you were Oprah's book of the month, whosh okay
Speaker 4: you why not? You raced up the book are the
Speaker 4: best eller list.
Speaker 2: So Cowie's now happy. He's going to be rich, super rich.
Speaker 2: Now let me get a montage if she's pressed too.
Speaker 2: He's doing books and tuken on a joint and eyes
Speaker 2: getting read. Then we get Oprah a booking guests. She's
Speaker 2: at in a office. I think she's calling John Tavolter
Speaker 2: and she's on the phone with her bookers and say
Speaker 2: who can we get? Who we get? Oh yeah, Travolta
Speaker 2: will be available. Pan down to the minch is still
Speaker 2: ranting and bitter, and then her Gary comes into the
Speaker 2: equation and they are also annoyed, and the descided they're
Speaker 2: going to get her fired, and I'll use Towy's identity
Speaker 2: to do so, because say it again, he's a towel.
Speaker 4: Before that, Minja's going on and on about how he's
Speaker 4: getting no attention. It does get stimulated at all. Carry
Speaker 4: pipes up with useholes need stimulations to your busted which
Speaker 4: that remembered too much?
Speaker 2: Is that wrong? So I mean that's why I can't
Speaker 2: dislike this episode because this dialagues just so hilarious.
Speaker 4: Because you're busted, that's that's fantastic.
Speaker 2: I actually prefer this being a gay couple. It's funny.
Speaker 2: It might be. So then they get they tell Heraldo
Speaker 2: you get him on the on the on the scene.
Speaker 4: I think I'm alluded to. I think there was a
Speaker 4: I don't know about long and proud tradition, but there
Speaker 4: is certainly a subcurrent in some British crime. It goes
Speaker 4: back to the Kray Brothers, you know, where the brothers
Speaker 4: the craze would like these twin brothers who in the
Speaker 4: London crime scene in the fifties and sixties.
Speaker 2: And there was always like this sort of people probably.
Speaker 4: Rejecting, but like these two guys gay I think gave
Speaker 4: for eager what's going on. And there's a whole lot
Speaker 4: of Bridge crime stories about you know, some guy who's
Speaker 4: like the toughest, meanest crime boss ever, but he also
Speaker 4: likes dudes. It's a big British thing like Omar from
Speaker 4: the Wire.
Speaker 2: Correct. Yeah, I'm as coming, yes as I was saying.
Speaker 2: They get Hurrald onto the scene. He takes the call
Speaker 2: from her Minge and I just love that the ass
Speaker 2: is the messenger and they swap it around and rivera.
Speaker 2: He asked for some proof, and they said to look
Speaker 2: into the book and you'll find your proof. We come
Speaker 2: out from Commercial and Stephen mctawly is now on Larry King. Also,
Speaker 2: I think of the past. Oh yeah, is Larry still
Speaker 2: with us?
Speaker 1: No?
Speaker 2: Not a long time ago? Right? Oh? Okay, Larry King live?
Speaker 2: That was that? Oh yeah it was. I mean that
Speaker 2: guy as like living and breathing. Yeah, I thought he
Speaker 2: passed away Larry King. I could be wrong, yeah, twenty
Speaker 2: twenty one on. Okay. I always think of that clip
Speaker 2: when he had Seinfeld. I know, the Seinefad clip on
Speaker 2: Larry King.
Speaker 1: La.
Speaker 2: Yeah, I've told you about the one that i've the
Speaker 2: thing that I remember. What is it?
Speaker 4: Oh god, I don't know if i'd imagine this.
Speaker 2: Or not, because I would have Larry King on like
Speaker 2: when I was trying to go to sleep a podcast
Speaker 2: before podcast? Wasn't it very much? So?
Speaker 4: Yeah, I mean he's got he's a weird looking fellow,
Speaker 4: but he had very sort of interesting voice or soothing voice.
Speaker 4: But he would have people call in and he had
Speaker 4: some like prisoner of war on and some guy called
Speaker 4: up and said he asked like a legitimate question, and
Speaker 4: he's like, yeah, but also how often are you allowed
Speaker 4: to masturbate when you were there? And Larry's like, hang up?
Speaker 2: And I thought it was like rouser most like did that? Wait? What? Yeah?
Speaker 4: If that was a dream that I had that, I'm
Speaker 4: a weirdo, and I apologize, but I'm I honestly got
Speaker 4: think that's what happened.
Speaker 2: The siefel one was just the he won't cancered? Were
Speaker 2: you what show television that we weren't canceled? Larry?
Speaker 4: Jerry's really taking offense of that.
Speaker 2: Your book has helped a lot.
Speaker 1: Of people beat addiction.
Speaker 2: What made you write it? Well, Larry, I was really
Speaker 2: just ritting down my memoirs. What what's that? Excuse me?
Speaker 2: Steve and I understand that we have a special report
Speaker 2: coming in joining us live from Afghanistan. Here is Graldo Rivera. Hello, Larry,
Speaker 2: are receiving me. We're here, Heraldo, You're live on the show, Larry, This.
Speaker 3: Brave reporter has spent days investigating and researching, and I
Speaker 3: have come up with a shocking discovery that is going
Speaker 3: to rock the balls and ass of the literary world.
Speaker 3: Stephen mctowy, author of A Million Little Fibers, is a towel.
Speaker 2: You're a tow No, you're a towel. Well, you're a
Speaker 2: beer town.
Speaker 1: What did you say? I'm sorry, I'm high.
Speaker 2: And then Oprah's prre like, oh shit, this is bad
Speaker 2: because you've been supporting not only a lying town, but
Speaker 2: a racist towel. So Minji and Gar and I excited.
Speaker 2: Yet we've got him. You know, it's going to go
Speaker 2: to plan. Oprah's careers ruined. So she says, you know,
Speaker 2: but the book's helped people, so so who cares, you know,
Speaker 2: who cares if he's fudged a few details as long
Speaker 2: as it's helped people. So she gives him a call
Speaker 2: and says, you know, come back on to the show
Speaker 2: and we can sort this out basically. So he goes
Speaker 2: back on to Minji and Gay. They're very happy here
Speaker 2: because the crowd'sn't applauding anymore. It seems like she's lost
Speaker 2: lost the crowd, and then all of a sudden, she
Speaker 2: just goes off on a tangent at him and just
Speaker 2: trying to save face. Basically, she's trying to save her
Speaker 2: own career.
Speaker 4: Very much So now we go back to the original
Speaker 4: Oprah episode with this guy James Fry who was talking
Speaker 4: about this is from wiki, which, as we know, one
Speaker 4: hundred percent accurate. But Winfrey told Frey that she felt
Speaker 4: really duped, but more importantly, I feel like you betrayed
Speaker 4: millions of readers. And she said, look, I left the impression. Yeah,
Speaker 4: she had the impression that the truth is not important
Speaker 4: to this guy who wrote it, And yeah, asked him
Speaker 4: about a whole bunch of stuff. And yeah, she doesn't
Speaker 4: go quite as buck wild as she does in this
Speaker 4: episode of South Park. But yeah, she was you lied
Speaker 4: to I trusted you.
Speaker 1: Well, you know what I think, Tally.
Speaker 2: I think you're a lying sack of shit. You lie
Speaker 2: to all these people, and for what to make money?
Speaker 2: They got your book thinking it was true. But I
Speaker 2: thought you said, how dare you lie to me and
Speaker 2: make me look foolish? What's this? What's she doing? I
Speaker 2: don't understand, Minji. You think writing is a joke? You stupid?
Speaker 2: Tell you get him? Oprah.
Speaker 1: You will not get away with this.
Speaker 2: She's kiddy. Everyone back on her side. Oh the clever cow.
Speaker 2: You lie to me, Tally, and therefore you have lied
Speaker 2: to America. We are going to rise up against you.
Speaker 2: If the audience ready for a good old fashioned legend.
Speaker 2: Minji here the clever cow. Just have to wait for Paris. Minji,
Speaker 2: you're enjoying doing it too. It's great, And I think
Speaker 2: their plan is ruined. This is where she gives Tally
Speaker 2: a head starts, she goes under the chairs. Are all
Speaker 2: what they're all on? Flames? Yes, to chase him, as
Speaker 2: mob call him a Lionsacker ship. Yeah, like you. Therefore
Speaker 2: you have lied to America. They corner him out the
Speaker 2: front of the Chicago Bank and then Minji pulls out
Speaker 2: a gun. He's like, I'm going down. We're all going down,
Speaker 2: turning back now. Gun. Yes, and you said you always
Speaker 2: wanted to see Paris. Not like this, not like this,
Speaker 2: not like this. Very melodramatic, and then shoots the cop dead.
Speaker 2: Gary then pukes, which means that this's just she ship
Speaker 2: of hands essentially, and then Minji does as well. And
Speaker 2: the hostage tries to lead because obviously the smell or
Speaker 2: whatever anyone leaves going to get shot. They asked Tally
Speaker 2: for help, but he's and he says, I'm not no,
Speaker 2: I'm not going to get high. This time.
Speaker 4: Good, he's learned a little something.
Speaker 2: Yes. Then we get the Rivera doing the news report.
Speaker 2: We believe Oprah's asshole is an accomplice in this as well.
Speaker 2: What is the cops? This is the most unstable for China. Yes.
Speaker 2: Then the cop puts the walking talking between Oprah's legs
Speaker 2: and Lieutenant Wilson asked with demands. They want to play
Speaker 2: in a jet and a fresh pair of nickos. Charlie
Speaker 2: then opens up the door. He goes under the door.
Speaker 2: You think you realize, I can say the hostages he
Speaker 2: because they're behind Oprah. So and Gary can't see it
Speaker 2: because he's the vagina, the asshole and Mi vagina goes
Speaker 2: under the door, open the door. They make that mistake.
Speaker 2: The the hostages go into the bank and then they
Speaker 2: open fire on first of all, they shoot Gary. It's
Speaker 2: like bang like name, yeah, Ninji Gary, What's what's wrong?
Speaker 2: They got me?
Speaker 1: Miinji?
Speaker 2: No? Oh no, they got bad trying to hang on care.
Speaker 1: It's getting to minge.
Speaker 2: Okay, what have I got you into? I'm seeing my
Speaker 2: life flash before me eyes Hinja. Well are we Minji?
Speaker 2: Are we embarrass Yeah? Yeah? We're in Paris? Mate? Is
Speaker 2: it as wonderful as a wut. It's beautiful. We finally
Speaker 2: made it.
Speaker 1: Tell me what you see, Minji, Well, awful toe right
Speaker 1: in front of us, love right over there behind you,
Speaker 1: and fresh spaghets all around.
Speaker 2: I can smell the mincha.
Speaker 1: At least I got to see Paris before that.
Speaker 2: Garren, Garris, stay suffering, You killed of your bastards. Minj
Speaker 2: then kills himself because they don't want to be here anymore.
Speaker 2: And then everyone apologizes to Tally, and then you know,
Speaker 2: we shouldn't have tried to kill you, yadda, yadda, And
Speaker 2: he says he's learned here that you know, you shouldn't
Speaker 2: get high with ideas. I should come up with ideas,
Speaker 2: na get high as a reward. Yes, he learned his
Speaker 2: lesson to an extent. It's a much better get the
Speaker 2: job done first than reward, is oh? Correct?
Speaker 4: Yes, I mean on the rare occasions when I've got
Speaker 4: somethings like I don't even coming up with any good ideas.
Speaker 4: I think I really just want to eat to read.
Speaker 2: Yes, don't don't eat the cheeseburger during the marathon. Eat
Speaker 2: it once you finished it. Correct? Yeah, Yes, anyway, that's
Speaker 2: a good philosophy. So that is the end of cheeseburger.
Speaker 2: This a million little fibers. Hope you guys enjoyed it. Yeah,
Speaker 2: Like I said, I think I had more fun doing
Speaker 2: the review for this one than I did some of
Speaker 2: the other ones have done in recent memory, because those voices,
Speaker 2: you get to talk like that. Yeah, but it's just
Speaker 2: what's your favorite Gary line? Do you think? I think
Speaker 2: mine was there? Not like this. It's either a towel.
Speaker 4: Or yeah, or in stimulation to your bustard. Your bastard's good.
Speaker 4: That's great. But look a lot of fun talking about
Speaker 4: this and look for all for parking signs saying we
Speaker 4: hate it. There's some really there's some fun stuff and
Speaker 4: it there's some really vivid stuff as well, and it's
Speaker 4: actually not that bad.
Speaker 2: All this stuff with like oh so Oprah's arshol and
Speaker 2: vagina are throwing up. It's very it's it's vivid, it's
Speaker 2: very it's like you understand what they're on about. Yeah.
Speaker 2: I appreciate that they didn't show it because that would
Speaker 2: have been too much. I think. Oh yeah, and just
Speaker 2: a visual in your mind of what it.
Speaker 4: Looks like it's vivid enough. Yeah, you'll go, oh, man,
Speaker 4: that's not good.
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