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Speaker 1: Firefighters in North Carolina say a children's book was the
Speaker 1: source of a fire that started inside of mom's minivan
Speaker 1: the other day. Tako, imagine that reading is fundamental. It's also,
Speaker 1: I guess, capable of starting a fire. Just very shocked
Speaker 1: that could ever happen, but also so blessed that she
Speaker 1: wasn't in there.
Speaker 2: We had multiple push button books for toddlers and infants,
Speaker 2: no warning labels. That just tells you how to distart
Speaker 2: it and to have an adult changed the battery.
Speaker 1: Lithium battery overheated, sparked, the fire, burned up the kid's
Speaker 1: uh child seat, and part of the minivan.
Speaker 2: Knew you were going to say it was a battery,
Speaker 2: and if not that somehow it was that that weird
Speaker 2: angle with the sun. You know what I'm talking about, right, Yeah,
Speaker 2: where it acts like a magnifying glass and just slowly
Speaker 2: remember burning stuff like that with a magnifying.
Speaker 1: Kid endless entertainment on a hot afternoon.
Speaker 2: Well, and they're just focusing so hard on that brown
Speaker 2: oak leaf and then gone, h look at that bug
Speaker 2: right next to it.
Speaker 1: So you know you're serial killer? Yes, exactly, Yeah, poor
Speaker 1: ants crispified many of those in the day.
Speaker 2: And dropping an ant and an ant eater hole. Did
Speaker 2: you ever do that? You can't say I've done that,
Speaker 2: you know, the little you know what I'm talking about
Speaker 2: that it's like, uh, you don't know what I'm talking about. No,
Speaker 2: they're the anteater things. They make a little a circular
Speaker 2: hole like this that almost looks like a volcano, an
Speaker 2: upside down volcano.
Speaker 1: I never knew what those were.
Speaker 2: Yeah, that's an upside down volcano. If you just barely
Speaker 2: touched the side of it. You'll see a little a
Speaker 2: little insect down there start coming up to eat because
Speaker 2: that's an anteater hole.
Speaker 1: That ant falls.
Speaker 2: Into that hole and runs and then that thing goes
Speaker 2: and grabs it.
Speaker 1: Where in the graduation of strapping lizards to bottle rockets
Speaker 1: does the ant eater dropping ants into the hole fall
Speaker 1: into the progression?
Speaker 2: Oh, that's way way before doing the bottle rocket And
Speaker 2: by the way, it was a firecracker and a frog.
Speaker 1: I get so confused sometimes. So let's go to Hong Kong.
Speaker 1: We're truly an international show here.
Speaker 2: Yeah, Bob World Orders international, remember, yes, Ireland so far England,
Speaker 2: get on board. Ant lion is what they call them,
Speaker 2: Taco you're thinking of a sand line, All these people
Speaker 2: saying sandline and ant.
Speaker 1: Lion and anti eaters an animal.
Speaker 2: Yeah, that's what I meant, the little the little one
Speaker 2: that's in the ground, not the big old thing with
Speaker 2: the long Now.
Speaker 1: Yeah, I don't remember seeing ant eaters around growing up.
Speaker 2: No, you know exactly what I'm saying.
Speaker 1: You know the funny thing you described, Yeah, I never
Speaker 1: knew what that was. So now that's my new thing
Speaker 1: I learned for today. Thank you.
Speaker 2: It's either a sand lion or an ant lion. Right now,
Speaker 2: we have like fifty texts that came in. Thank you
Speaker 2: for the clarification, appreciate it.
Speaker 1: Hong Kong's Education Bureau is unintentionally given a whole new
Speaker 1: meaning to badminton. School just got underway in Hong Kong,
Speaker 1: and in teaching materials it released in the first week
Speaker 1: of classes, some modules titled Adolescents and Intimate Relationships for
Speaker 1: Secondary Year three suggested that teenagers who wanted to have
Speaker 1: sex with each other could instead go out and play
Speaker 1: badminton together. How is that like sex?
Speaker 2: So you're with the rackets and.
Speaker 1: You do something when that urge hits resist and I
Speaker 1: don't know, go play badminton or something. And of course
Speaker 1: of the day in the meme age we live in, now,
Speaker 1: let's go play badminton now as code for let's.
Speaker 2: Go yeah, netflix and chill, do it, do it all
Speaker 2: night long, all right, give me your little you know,
Speaker 2: a little pop on the ass of the badminton racket
Speaker 2: and get the vidmit.
Speaker 1: The uh TSA is getting a bunch of blowback for
Speaker 1: what's being perceived received as an aggressional tweet. Aggressive tweet.
Speaker 1: They tweeted out simply, peanut butter is a liquid.
Speaker 2: Oh so now you can't fly with people. They're just
Speaker 2: trying to take care of peanuts. At the same time, this.
Speaker 1: Really irritated a lot of people and has elicited a
Speaker 1: lot of anchor. Clearly, people have been trying to bring
Speaker 1: peanut butter more than three point four ounces onto flights
Speaker 1: and they get rejected. So I guess they felt the
Speaker 1: need to send out a tweet to blanket tweet just
Speaker 1: reminding people that they consider peanut butter a liquid.
Speaker 2: You can't send out a tweet like that because you know,
Speaker 2: people are just waiting to jump on anything when it
Speaker 2: comes to Twitter x whatever you want to call it.
Speaker 1: Now, you know how, Also speaking of that, whenever you
Speaker 1: put something out, or say something, or do anything these days,
Speaker 1: there will always be someone who tries to question what
Speaker 1: it is you have just stated in any way, shape
Speaker 1: or form. That is happening here as well. The tweet
Speaker 1: has been viewed twenty million times in the last.
Speaker 2: Few days because I bet somebody said in there, yes,
Speaker 2: it is a liquid because the oil, you know, when
Speaker 2: peanut butter sits how to get that oil in it?
Speaker 2: That's liquid?
Speaker 1: Some nerdy internet sluice have pointed out that technically peanut
Speaker 1: butter is not a liquid, it's a non Newtonian fluid.
Speaker 1: I'm sorry. When you say fluid and liquid to me,
Speaker 1: I'm thinking the same thing.
Speaker 2: Yeah. Uh, when you say non Newtonian to me, I'm gone.
Speaker 1: I've never even heard of that before.
Speaker 2: Now everybody at the text line is still going back
Speaker 2: and forth about the little antlions. The scientific name is
Speaker 2: like caatus dissis deesis.
Speaker 1: Kind of what I was just explaining with the stating
Speaker 1: something in this case peanut butter or in your case.
Speaker 2: Ant eaters prime example, not ant eaters ant lions.
Speaker 1: They stand whatever you said.
Speaker 2: And then somebody texts and strip badminton. Now that could
Speaker 2: make it.
Speaker 1: Look at my shuttle.
Speaker 2: Yeah so now now now parents are gonna have to
Speaker 2: sit there and salute through badminton.
Speaker 1: Yeah, you hear your kids flinging around. Let's go play badminton.
Speaker 1: And now you're up to speed on it. You know
Speaker 1: what they're going tops a little more than innocent fun.
Speaker 2: Then you're not going to play with little ant lions
Speaker 2: like we did when we were kids. Okay, so don't
Speaker 2: fly with peanut butter it's just gonna cause a headache.
Speaker 1: Finally, there's this a Chicago Uber driver allegedly damaged a
Speaker 1: family's home and their car after they gave the driver
Speaker 1: a one star rating.
Speaker 2: Taco Bob, I was just trying to make it to
Speaker 2: them all. I was trying to get there within a
Speaker 2: surname timeframe, and he had decided to take the longer
Speaker 2: way to the mall. At the end of the day,
Speaker 2: somebody should have a right to a review. You know,
Speaker 2: it's opinion based, Like if you have a one star,
Speaker 2: you have a one star.
Speaker 1: I have more on this on our Facebook page and
Speaker 1: a Lynching Taco blog at w JR dot com. The
Speaker 1: team wanted to go to the mall. He offered up
Speaker 1: a quicker way to get to the mall to the
Speaker 1: Uber driver. The uber driver ignored that. So the team,
Speaker 1: you know, when you get the rate, how is your
Speaker 1: ride hit him with the one star. The Uber driver
Speaker 1: later returned to the family's home under the guys that
Speaker 1: they had forgot something in the car, when in essence,
Speaker 1: they hadn't. He was just angry. They wanted to show
Speaker 1: them what's up with a brick? Really, you don't give
Speaker 1: somebody one Okay, you don't. You don't come after him
Speaker 1: with a brick, But you don't give somebody a one star.
Speaker 1: That's harsh because you know what that does to the rating.
Speaker 1: Clearly it pisses them off. Yeah, trying to get to
Speaker 1: the mall, and I want to break through the window.
Speaker 2: Remember remember the guy, Remember the guy that took when
Speaker 2: we were doing a St. Cloud h Well it was
Speaker 2: a Canoe Creek sports tavern out there in Saint Cloud
Speaker 2: and the first time we ever did it, and I
Speaker 2: took an uber out there.
Speaker 1: You were like forty five minutes late.
Speaker 2: Yeah. Yeah, the guy's driving the complete wrong direction. I go, dude,
Speaker 2: and that whole thing, and even him, I still gave
Speaker 2: him like three stars, why or two? But I went
Speaker 2: off and I said, I don't know what kind of
Speaker 2: people you're hiring. This guy was wrecking it. He was
Speaker 2: running into the guardrail when we're you know, like when
Speaker 2: you're getting on a highway, how you going to do
Speaker 2: the big old loop? We're doing the loop and he
Speaker 2: bounced off the guard rail. I'm like, dude, we're going
Speaker 2: to we're going to a bar.
Speaker 1: I'm supposed to have you drive me there safely. Driving
Speaker 1: it hard into the corner NASCAR style.
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