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Speaker 1: When your old career gives you lemons.

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Speaker 2: Throwing some ice, mixing some vodka.

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Speaker 1: Color a podcast from the Mac of All Trade Studio

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in Fairport and driven by Victor Chrysler Dots jeep Ram.

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It's Billified The Bill Moran Podcast. Woll hello and welcome.

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Thanks for getting your pot on, Thanks for telling a friend,

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and that's how we spread the word about the favorite ship.

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Look who's here? As bright as sunshine? Nugget fresh in

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the house.

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Speaker 2: I'm a bad baby.

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Speaker 3: I'm very fresh. I'm dogging for refreshed baby. I I

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almost forgot our pick. Are we live right now?

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Speaker 1: We're not. We're not live, all right?

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Speaker 3: What are you going to hear this?

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Speaker 1: Uh?

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Speaker 2: To Wednesday on Wednesday?

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Speaker 1: But that's that's all right, Yeah, okay, little we're getting

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ahead of things, that's all. We're going ahead of things.

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Oh man, I was I'm so stressed. I I what's up? Buddy?

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Talked to the freshmen.

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Speaker 2: So I was so stressed out.

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Speaker 1: And it's amazing to me now because that device that

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is in your hand right now that you took the

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picture on yea, when that goes missing, it's like your.

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Speaker 2: Whole Oh yeah world right?

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Speaker 1: Is God? So I'm still coming down from an incident

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last night involving my missing phone.

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Speaker 3: You lost your phone?

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Speaker 1: Well, this is an unbelievable, fucking, wild, crazy, crazy story. Uh.

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I am a bit of a hothead and yet have

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worked so hard to bring things down that I could

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feel myself last night go. The old me would have

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punched the wall by now by at least three times,

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and I didn't do any of that. So I go, oh,

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that's a good and I actually made me feel good. Okay,

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that's a good thing. But I took my son and

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I said, hey, man, let's go grab a slice of

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pizza or something. We'll just go that'll, you know, dinner

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and this, And so I take him over to a

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place he likes, and I want you to picture. You know,

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it's the typical small little pizza shot love those three tables,

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you know, the coke fridge that's older than me, right

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over in the corner. You go in there, you get

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the extracise slices, right.

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Speaker 3: Yeah, you know, I mean it into four places.

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Speaker 1: Yeah. Well it's like, yeah, the thing is fucking huge. Right.

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So he gets one. I get two because I I'm

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hungry and I know I'm gonna eat all of it.

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Speaker 2: And I love the pizza at this place, and it's crispy.

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Speaker 1: And we're sitting down and I say to him, hey,

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I got a text from a friend who is getting

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a bunch of multch delivered. And they don't want to

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spread it, but they're willing to pay you, and they're

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willing to pay you a lot of money to do

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it per hour. I think thirty bucks an hour to me,

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sounds like a lot of money to pay somebody to

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spread mulch. Yeah, that's what they offer. And I said,

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here's the text, and I slide my phone across the

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table and he goes, oh, all right, yeah, so he's

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looking at it. He's reading. I said, when when they

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don't know when the delivery's coming, they're waiting a little

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bit weather, stuff like that. I think they're hoping for

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a price drop, but it's going to happen. So we're

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get up to I go to the bathroom in that

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you know, the typical pizza shop dungeon bathroom. I mean

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that you walk into close the door with your foot,

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Yeah yeah, yeah, everything's with your foot. You're flushing with

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your tot butt, you're lifting the lid with your foot,

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you're turning the water out of the sink with your foot.

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You're bouncing around.

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Speaker 3: Sign that's a.

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Speaker 1: Spicy meat ball on the wall from nineteen seventy two.

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So Doug, we go out and I go, we're getting

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up to leave, and I go get in the car

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to go, where's my phone? And he's like, I don't know.

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So we go back in. Look all around the table,

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look all rod on the bathroom, look everywhere. Now forgetting that,

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I actually slid the phone over to him to look

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at this text. So I go. I. So we get

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in the car and we start driving, and I'm I'm

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pissed because.

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Speaker 3: Well, you left there without the Well.

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Speaker 2: Yeah, so hang on.

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Speaker 1: And so we left and we're driving because I'm going

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I have no idea where this is. I have no

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idea what happened. It is nothing. So we're driving.

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Speaker 3: First of all, I wouldn't have left the pizza shop

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without the phone.

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Speaker 1: Okay.

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Speaker 3: Second of all, your son's got his phone on. When

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you have him call the phone.

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Speaker 2: There are two problems to the story.

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Speaker 1: Two problems to the story.

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Speaker 2: One is his phone is dead.

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Speaker 3: I was gonna say that, yeah.

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Speaker 1: Two is mine is on. Do not disturb. I had

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it on do not disturb. Forgot to turn it off

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do not disturb, so it's on do not disturb and

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we're driving down and I'm like, maybe I didn't bring it.

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Speaker 2: I can't imagine across the table. Yeah, and then he goes.

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Speaker 1: He goes, well, I read you gave me to me

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for the text, and I go, oh my god. I go,

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then it has to be in that pizza shop. Turn

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back around, go back to the pizza shop.

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Speaker 2: I'm pulling the.

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Speaker 1: Table out, looking around the side. There's another company. His

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pockets hang on, so I say to him, I pull

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the table out. I go. I'm looking everywhere, I say,

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I'm all over the bathroom. I'm practically on my hands

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and knees in this fucking dungeon of a bathroom. And

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that's a great pizza place. I don't want to say

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the name of it. I'm looking behind the toilet. I'm going,

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is there a possibility?

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Speaker 2: Because it is?

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Speaker 1: But I go, I didn't take a shit, so I

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didn't take my phone out. You know what I'm saying, Like,

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I won't take a ship. I practically set up a

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whole office in there. If I'm going to be in

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there for a music off the phone. You know it

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is whatever I'm watching TikTok, I got me. I've had candy.

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I've had meetings where I'm like, I just mute yes

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on my throne. Well on the phone. So I think

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we just wrote a white man a wrap. So now

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I'm getting pissed. I'm like, buddy, this you just you

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have my phone. I go and I want empty your pockets,

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empty your poe. And I'm getting like animated and angry,

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and he's going, I don't have it. I don't have it.

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He's turning his pockets inside out. I'm like, I go,

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where is the fucking phone? I don't know? So I

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say to the owner, Hey, can I go through the garbage?

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Speaker 2: And he goes, yeah.

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Speaker 1: I said, can you give me another bag that I

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can transfer the garbage because it's like a quarterfall. Did

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you ask for the gloves too?

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Speaker 2: No? No, I did not a quarterfall.

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Speaker 1: Can I go and look in the garbage and I'll

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take it outside so I'm not doing this in front

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of customers. I gotta go through it. He goes absolutely,

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gives me a bag. I go outside. I am sifting through.

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I now have the scent of Marinara cologne on me.

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That's hot, Doug.

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Speaker 3: I'm digging those old Italian women that I would know.

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But it doesn't better than.

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Speaker 4: Plasing made the Ball from nineteen seventy two.

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Speaker 1: You're saying, good, there's no awkward, Dago, but it's I'm going,

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holy fuck. So I'm digging through this. I'm digging through

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through the crust. I'm taking them out. I got everything.

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I mean, I'm I'm.

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Speaker 3: Like, ugh, So let me guess halfway through garbage was

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shit all over? Your son goes, oh no, no, no,

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really in his back pocket. That's where I thought. Okay,

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So I'm on the edge of my seat.

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Speaker 1: I put all the garbage in.

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Speaker 2: I look everywhere I go.

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Speaker 1: I don't know. So we get in the car and

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he is like on edge because I am over the edge,

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and he thinks I'm pissed at him. I'm frustrated because

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you lose your phone. Now that's it. It's it's not

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just I mean, I think for most kids, if they

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lose their phone, it's basically an entertainment hub. You know.

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Speaker 2: Signing back into tiktoks a pain in the dick.

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Speaker 1: I get it. If you don't remember your stuff. But

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that's it. I've got business contacts, banking information, credit cards,

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all ev stuff I need for an electric vehicle, all

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in the fucking phone. Everything's in there. Your entire life

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now is in this one device. Yeah, and you don't

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even realize it till you don't have it, Like I

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forget my wallet. What what happened thirty years ago when

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you forgot your wallet?

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Speaker 3: Honestly, I've never carried a wallet. Everything's in my front pocket. Okay,

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if you forget, if you forget those things, I'll tell

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you what I have been ubering. And I've changed. And

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this usually happens in the spring of the fall. I'll

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change out of pants and the shorts and it'll be

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shorts for the whole summer. And then October comes, I'm

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back on pants and I don't transfer the pocket full

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of stuff, and I'm in Ganada and I'm out of

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you know, I've got you know, twenty miles ago, and

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I looking for my credit card.

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Speaker 1: To get gas.

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Speaker 3: Yeah, no credit card, I'm fucked. Yeah, I'm going home right.

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Speaker 1: So but now, if you put a card in your phone,

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you can yep, you know, just ding ding. And I've

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done that in grocery stores and that's your phone. It's

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like everything's in there. So I say to him, we're

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going right to Verizon because I got to find out

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where this phone is because I don't have the location

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on it. He's going, well, what about your iPad? I go,

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my iPad isn't connected to that. He's like, well, because

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his big thing. And remember we're talking a fifteen year

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old kid desperate to hang out with a buddy this weekend.

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Speaker 2: You'll be able to get ahold of me through the iPad.

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Speaker 1: You just go through the iPad. I go, I don't

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have a separate light for the iPad. He's like, oh, well,

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you just need to get do this, just do this,

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get into your I'm like now, I mean my blood

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pressure is like up here, it still is today, So

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I'm like fuck. So we go into Verizon and the

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guy says, how can I help you? And I said

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I lost my phone and goes, oh that sucks. I go, yes,

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it does, really, I think. So exact customer service goes

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is there? I said, is there any way? He said,

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you know what, there's not. He said, all we are

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is the provider, the carrier. He goes, We can't. You

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got to log into your cloud or whatever. Right, So

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without a phone, and he goes, he goes, and so

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James is like, that's what I'm trying to tell you.

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Get on your yepack, get on your iPad. So we

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go back out. Now the only Verizon store that was

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open was in the mall. So we go back out

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and I'm pissed. I go pull because I'm driving a

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Dodge Daytona. For a two door, you can get four

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people in, but you got to pull the seat up.

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Old school, I say, pull your seat up and get

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my bag out. And there's my phone.

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Speaker 3: Yeah, fell out of his pocket.

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Speaker 1: I think he had a sweatshirt on and he stuck

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it in his sweatshirt pocket. And I'm like, holy shit,

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and it's.

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Speaker 2: Like everything just drained.

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Speaker 1: I was exhausted, like, but I stupidly let it get

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in front of the go. This is like giving your

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passport to a fucking raccoon, and go hold that for

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a second.

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Speaker 2: I'll be right back.

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Speaker 1: I handed the phone across the table. Do you know

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what I'm saying?

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Speaker 3: Done? I was like, seriously, know what he's saying all

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up until the passport and rerac they're not known to travel.

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Speaker 1: No. This is my point is it's like the only

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analogy that can come up with giving your passport to

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a fucking raccoon, and it's gone. I'm like, you're a magician,

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You're a fucking magician. How did this happen? And it's like,

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I'm sorry, I'm sorry, an actual very upset, emotionally upset,

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apologizing non stop, and I'm like, look, I don't even

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want to hear it. But meanwhile, I have a dryer

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that's not functioning because the last person that did the

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drying was not me, you know what I'm saying. And

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everything is oh oh, and I'm like, holy fuck.

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Speaker 3: Everybody says kids are joy forever, and I say, god, damn,

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I have missed a couple.

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Speaker 1: I dodged a bullet on that one. Well, I have said,

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I have said this, and I mean this that I

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believe right up until the last week or so, but

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I have been this is the greatest pleasure of my

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life seeing him grow up these years where I think

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having dad is important, or dad in your life is

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important in some capacity that I feel blessed that we

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get to, you know, be under one roof. And I

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understand there's some bumps and things, and but.

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Speaker 3: Speed bumps in the journey of life.

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Speaker 1: Yeah, but I'm.

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Speaker 3: Sometimes more speed bumps than others.

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Speaker 1: But I mean, I went full on FBI for this

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fucking thing, and I couldn't find it.

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Speaker 2: I'm digging through.

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Speaker 1: When was the last time you did dumpster diving in

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a pizza shop? You know what I'm saying? Like now

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through garbage? Yeah, dug through garbage. It's been a while, Yeah,

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sure it has. And it's just amazing to me when

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you when you look about everything on our phone, which

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then makes me go, are we too? Am I too

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dependent on this thing? But what else are you gonna look?

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Speaker 3: Can you?

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Speaker 1: Can you tell me anybody's phone number? I know my

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mom's cell phone number because I think that's like the.

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Speaker 2: Only one I know.

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Speaker 3: I know my best friend's phone number. Yeah, let me

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let me double check it, I think. And that's because

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in case of an emergency emergency, yes, I know that one.

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Speaker 1: Yeah, all the others, yeah, I mean, let me ask

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you this. If you had an emergency, yeah, you could

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call your best friend. Yeah, but if they're not available,

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who else you call him? Like? Do you even know?

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Forgive me? But do you know one of my favorite

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people's on the planet's phone number, Dave? Do you know him? No?

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You don't know Dave. No, David Phelips. No, but you

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understand what I'm saying. Like your father, do you know

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your father's phone number?

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Speaker 3: No? I don't know mine. No, I don't know my

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dad's I have him in the phone. He turns his

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phone off after eight o'clock anyway, So does he really?

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Speaker 1: Yeah? God, yeah, yeah, bless them.

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Speaker 3: I could probably find somehow somewhere some Barron my friends

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are hanging out in something.

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Speaker 1: Okay, all right, Yeah, I mean I could, Yes, that's true.

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I could probably call m Connery's or something.

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Speaker 2: But I am just like.

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Speaker 1: Billy's in trouble round the troops, get fresh water for

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the horses, or going to the hoose cow.

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Speaker 3: We're having a bill. I couldn't find his phone, kicked

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his shit out of somebody out of know. Let's go

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one more round, one more round that we're out. But

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you lose your phone every you were at my old place, Yes,

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upper half a house. There's living room, bedroom, in a

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little office. But I have lost my phone there four

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or five times. Yeah, you know where it usually is.

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Speaker 1: In the bathroom.

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Speaker 2: In the bathroom, yeah, in the bathroom.

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Speaker 3: Yeah, because I'll set it down, brush my teeth, do

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whatever out on the throne.

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Speaker 1: I don't like losing any of this stuff that I

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don't blame it.

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Speaker 3: Have you ever been on the phone with somebody trying

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to find your phone?

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Speaker 1: No, but I've done that with glasses. Hey, anybody see

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my glasses. They're on the top of your head. You're

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walking around on.

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Speaker 3: Don't you feel like a fucking idiots?

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Speaker 2: You feel like an old fuck? You feel like an

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old fuck.

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Speaker 1: Is this what you used to laugh? Doug?

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Speaker 3: You stress?

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Speaker 1: Yeah, I'm looking for my phone.

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Speaker 3: You're talking to me.

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Speaker 1: Oh yeah, that's a sign. That's a sign too much alcohol.

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Too much alcohol. But when you lose your phone or

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anything that's important to you, every ugly personality trait comes out,

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every one of them.

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Speaker 2: Yeah you know what I mean.

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Speaker 1: You start it's misplaced blame. Is it my kid's fault? Yeah,

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I mean yes, But I mean you get paranoia, obsession,

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all of it. It's like you saw all the ugly

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personality trades to be somewhere, of course, and then I

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and then finally I feel a little guilty because I

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go I could have handled that better. I should have

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stayed calm, and I didn't. I was as animated as

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I am now. But I'm I'm patting myself on the

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back because I'm looking at a wall and I go, normally,

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there'd be three fucking holes in this drywall by now,

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and I'm not doing that good. I'm not doing I mean,

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I felt like, I'm like, this is.

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Speaker 2: Where I would do it. I don't feel like hurt

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my hand.

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Speaker 3: Yeah, it's not gonna bring your cell phone back.

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Speaker 2: I don't need to.

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Speaker 1: I don't need to.

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Speaker 2: I broke this so many times. It's not funny. Uh anyway,

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So there you go.

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Speaker 3: That happens. Now you have it back.

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Speaker 2: I have it back, and uh.

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Speaker 3: Yeah, you put a tracer on it.

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Speaker 1: So somebody says to me when I'm telling them the story,

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like you got to get an Apple airtack. You know

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what it is? Is like I have said to my

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kids since they were little, and this started when.

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Speaker 2: Especially little boys.

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Speaker 1: You'll see little boys always put their shoes on backwards

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or sometimes they have Missmatt shoes.

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Speaker 2: They don't give a shit.

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Speaker 1: They're ready, They're ready to go do whatever they want

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to do. They just need shoes. They could give a ship.

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Speaker 2: They don't even feel they're probing.

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Speaker 3: The pool always amaze me. Thirty three degrees. It's a pool. Yeah,

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they're swimming. They don't care. No, I'm like, why doesn't

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that transfer into adults.

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Speaker 1: Because we're pussies and we've been we've been programmed to go.

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You're gonna get pneumonia, That's what we're programmed to get

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because then you have your phone and you can oh,

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water's thirty three degrees.

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Speaker 3: I'm not going in that all right, But exad they

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don't give a ship bombs away.

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Speaker 1: But my boys used to. So then sometimes you'd be

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looking for the one missing shoe right their bedrooms on

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the third floor. The playroom's down in the basement on

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what I would call the ground floor, and you're down

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you're digging, and that's where the other shoe is, in

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the back corner, under a couch. And I used to

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say to the guy, I once lost my ship and

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I'm screaming at everybody in the house.

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Speaker 2: I'm going, do you know why?

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Speaker 1: I hang up my keys?

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Speaker 3: Do you know why?

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Speaker 1: And they're all like, oh, why I go? Cuz I

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only have so much time on the planet and I

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don't want to wait, get for my fucking keys. Let's

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put our shoes. When there was your wife and three

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kids in.

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Speaker 3: The house, Oh my god.

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Speaker 1: Then cubbies came and we would put things in cubbies

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in that lasted for like a fucking week and then

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they're the cubbies were stuck with shit and who knows,

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but yes, that was the voices is coming to the

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marine house.

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Speaker 2: Yeah, yep, that was it.

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Speaker 3: That was damn Yes, yeah, I get you know, you

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lose your ship.

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Speaker 1: I lost my ship. Yeah. Yeah, so there you go.

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Speaker 3: All right, we'll we're gonna look for bill shoes.

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Speaker 2: We'll take a moment. What do you want to get anything?

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Speaker 3: Anything controversial or anything to get your blood pressure.

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Speaker 1: I'm fine, I'm fine. I got a hot mic moment

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with a ref umpire. Excuse me. I had a ball game.

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This is one of my fun things. Or we have

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a celebrity we do that. A celebrity couple that I

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would never pick, never pick that are together. Oh yeah,

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this would be one that's sort of a head scratcher.

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And we can get into some questions with Doug. Okay,

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I got some questions for Doug. All right, well, why

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don't we do that next, We'll do some some stuff

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like I'd like to call this this strip club DJ diaries.

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Oh boy, No, just a few quick questions about back

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in the day. Back in the day, Doug was a

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strip club DJ even sixteen years. We will even show you.

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Speaker 3: Actually, I just not a stripper that was in the

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tail end of my career at the Classic Cat the

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other night. I won't say where I'm at her. We

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knew a few people, and she didn't keep up with anybody.

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She kept up with a couple of girls. She showed

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me pictures. I'm like, no, I don't remember that. It

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was probably seven, twelve, fifteen, probably seventeen years ago that

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I stopped working there. Okay, Yeah, and my movie's coming

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down the twentieth anniversary when I made it from the

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Classic Cat.

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Speaker 1: Really it is June, the Night of the Cat, Night

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of the Cat. Huh. I still got to get that up.

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A little also known as.

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Speaker 3: As Bill, would call it a big flaming.

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Speaker 1: No, it's a nice coaster for.

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Speaker 3: For if you want a dirty martini, that's always sell them.

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And mont Connery's anybody wanted a coaster for five dollars?

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Speaker 1: No, it's actually it's got a story. There's a beginning

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of middle and an end. Yes, and it's got a

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theme to it.

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Speaker 3: We gotta work on that and drive in theater. I

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know one more thing for you once you find your

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Speaker 3: All right, ladies and gentlemen, this time keep your hands

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and feet inside of the car till the right comes

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to a complete stop.

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Speaker 1: Here we go, Session number two, the number one podcast,

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and all right, shot Chop, the Man, the Myth, the Legend,

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six foot two and the Blue your favorite man, mister Bell.

479
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These were fun songs. I always see fun of Momley

480
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Crew hitting that sweet spot of light for me. I'm

481
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just saying, like, you know, memories tied to it and yeah,

482
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yeah they're playing in Vegas.

483
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Speaker 3: Yeah yeah.

484
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Speaker 1: Do they have a residency.

485
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Speaker 3: MGM, they ran.

486
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Speaker 1: Beer the serious are you? Uh so? I'll ask you

487
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this stripped up DJ diaries. I think we need to

488
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do these a little bit. What really happens in the booth,

489
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like when you're back there. I mean, it's a real,

490
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real job. I gotta think you're juggling stuff. People would

491
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think it's.

492
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Speaker 3: Depends on what booth you're in, okay, and you're the

493
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classic cat the booth. You could see everything happening in.

494
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Speaker 2: The booth, gotcha.

495
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Speaker 3: Oh, places in California you weren't always seen.

496
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Speaker 2: So what was going on?

497
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Speaker 1: Oh A little yeah, tug here, a little there, really, yeah,

498
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and not a lot every now and then every shooting star.

499
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Speaker 3: You know, I don't have all the stories I've heard

500
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from other strip party, yes, you know, but they would

501
00:24:07,559 --> 00:24:09,519
just come up and no, I mean there would be

502
00:24:09,559 --> 00:24:13,880
some drinking or laughing or this that, or one thing

503
00:24:13,920 --> 00:24:18,359
would lead to another. Again, I don't have all the stories.

504
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I mean, I remember one time the girl was sitting

505
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on my lap. What was her name, She was an

506
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Asian lady, Asian girl, double d's something, and she just

507
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started rubbing down there and now she was blocking the

508
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booth was open, so we had the stage in front

509
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of us and the room over here within the pool table.

510
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But she was making sure.

511
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Speaker 1: She was just giving a grab down and then coming

512
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to the stage, did any further.

513
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Speaker 3: Yeah, we went back to my place one time. I

514
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can't remember her name though, but yeah, she went. Yeah,

515
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she gave me ride home and then I gave her

516
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a ride. Yeah, just the one and done. Oh yeah,

517
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I did see.

518
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Speaker 1: Her one and done by your pick her pick just.

519
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Speaker 3: I think we just It was a sunset strip which

520
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was actually in the Motley Creu you know, girls, girls, girls,

521
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and I just moved out to California. It was within

522
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a week and I went down and gave my resume

523
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and a Friday and they called me next day, can

524
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you work today? I'm like, yeah. The DJ came in

525
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to fuck this place and walked out and it was

526
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one one shift a week from.

527
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Speaker 1: Noon to seven. Why did he say this place? I

528
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don't know.

529
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Speaker 3: I didn't even care how money. I think I was

530
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making one hundred hundred and twenty five dollars a week

531
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and my rent was four hundred dollars. It wasn't eight

532
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hundred dollars, just splitting it. And then luckily through the month,

533
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I would pick up a shift here and there for

534
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food and then just went from there. I think I

535
00:25:53,480 --> 00:25:55,599
ended up having I don't know about two shifts, but

536
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I would grab one every now and then to make

537
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it work, and then that place closed down. Then it

538
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went to all nude.

539
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Speaker 2: Oh so they were juice bar at first.

540
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Speaker 3: No they weren't.

541
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Speaker 1: I'm sorry. You have to go to juice bar when

542
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you're all nude? Yes, even in California.

543
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Speaker 3: Yes, at least it was back then twenty years ago.

544
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Speaker 2: Yeah, I would assume.

545
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Speaker 1: And then that closed down. And what did I do?

546
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Speaker 3: I went to a place called how was.

547
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Speaker 1: The all nude?

548
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Speaker 3: You know?

549
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Speaker 1: Did it do well? Did it not do as well?

550
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Speaker 3: And then in the spear Spearmint Rhinos, which you hear

551
00:26:26,839 --> 00:26:30,920
about in Vegas and the biggest cities, the catches. All right,

552
00:26:30,960 --> 00:26:33,359
we're gonna have a two for one, three for one.

553
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So your normal lap dance is twenty maybe twenty five dollars,

554
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and so we're gonna do two for one right now,

555
00:26:41,279 --> 00:26:43,079
two socks for the price of want grab your favorite

556
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girl and then you go back. But they would cut

557
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the songs right at three minutes. Okay, So even if

558
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you do a set on stage for three songs, you're

559
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only up there nine minutes because they're in the back

560
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and they want you to keep getting more lap dance.

561
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That's how they made their money. They didn't make it

562
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they didn't make it on drinks. And I don't know

563
00:27:01,880 --> 00:27:04,279
if spearmt Ryan or another one, but if you're sitting

564
00:27:04,279 --> 00:27:08,039
with a guy, you get chips for drinks Coca Cola's

565
00:27:08,480 --> 00:27:11,920
and he needed a regular five or so.

566
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Speaker 1: These were like real bit I mean they put real

567
00:27:14,559 --> 00:27:16,000
business practices into this.

568
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Speaker 3: Where Oh when they when that place was buying the

569
00:27:20,200 --> 00:27:24,480
Sunset Strip, I remember a viper. You remember that car? Yeah,

570
00:27:24,599 --> 00:27:27,240
parked right outside. I'm like, these guys got money, like,

571
00:27:27,279 --> 00:27:31,480
oh my gosh, right, the owner, the owner, the owner, yeah,

572
00:27:31,519 --> 00:27:32,759
one of the owners or managers.

573
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Speaker 1: But yeah, was that the Spearmen or the place you

574
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were at?

575
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Speaker 3: Place I was at? Yeah, I think I don't.

576
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Speaker 1: I'm curious with the all nude only because it's there's

577
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there's something about food and beverage.

578
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Speaker 3: So they weren't serving food where at Sunset Strip? Okay,

579
00:27:49,160 --> 00:27:51,640
so they weren't serving any pizzas, appetisers, nothing. It was

580
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just a strip club and liquor.

581
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Speaker 1: But the strip club versus an all nude places, I

582
00:27:56,960 --> 00:28:02,920
think there's something about stripping down the the well, they

583
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just don't walk on the stage naked. They know they stripped,

584
00:28:05,680 --> 00:28:08,920
but they get completely and it's kind of like, yeah.

585
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Speaker 3: The first song they got closed. On, the second song

586
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they get their top is off. The third song it's everything.

587
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Speaker 1: Yeah, yeah, it's a weird weird about it. What was

588
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the most ridiculous song request you have read? Can you

589
00:28:23,160 --> 00:28:25,880
think of one that was ridiculous in any way?

590
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Speaker 3: I know, I'm I remember the Classy cat there. We

591
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had a girl she was pagan.

592
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Speaker 1: She was so witch basically, yeah.

593
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Speaker 3: And she had she brought in candlesticks like in the

594
00:28:38,920 --> 00:28:42,519
game of Clue, the big candlesticks. Yeah, and candles were

595
00:28:42,599 --> 00:28:45,519
just as long, and she lit them in every corner

596
00:28:45,640 --> 00:28:49,359
of the bar or the stage doing her It was

597
00:28:49,400 --> 00:28:50,880
almost like the evid Fs song.

598
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Speaker 1: Yeah.

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Speaker 3: And I walked in there and it was it was

600
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a day shift. I started four on Fridays. It must

601
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have been like three, three thirty, and I'm just like,

602
00:29:00,880 --> 00:29:03,960
what the fuck is this cragg And he goes, dude,

603
00:29:03,960 --> 00:29:06,559
there's nobody here. I don't care if she's she's making

604
00:29:06,640 --> 00:29:08,279
money and liked so.

605
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Speaker 1: I mean she kicks one of those candles over, oh yeah,

606
00:29:12,960 --> 00:29:17,319
and drops in a class of rumplements. Yes, it's like,

607
00:29:17,400 --> 00:29:22,440
holy shit, that was the weirdest. Uh yeah, yeah, that's uh.

608
00:29:22,640 --> 00:29:27,759
How about the best stripper name you've ever announced? Can

609
00:29:27,799 --> 00:29:29,200
you think of that? Chocolate Lightning?

610
00:29:29,400 --> 00:29:30,319
Speaker 2: Chocolate Lightning.

611
00:29:30,400 --> 00:29:35,000
Speaker 3: Yeah, that was at Sam's Soft Brow, like a hundred girls.

612
00:29:35,079 --> 00:29:35,519
Speaker 1: Yeah.

613
00:29:35,640 --> 00:29:38,880
Speaker 3: I only worked Sundays there and that was still a

614
00:29:38,880 --> 00:29:42,359
good couple hundred dollars. But they gave you a list

615
00:29:42,359 --> 00:29:44,000
of all the girls, and they had like and even

616
00:29:44,039 --> 00:29:48,200
girls that weren't dancing there at that time, but they

617
00:29:48,279 --> 00:29:49,319
come back every now and then.

618
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Speaker 2: Chocolate Lightning, it is my nickname for diarrhea.

619
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Speaker 3: Really, that's nice, Tatiana Chastis.

620
00:29:59,119 --> 00:30:01,799
Speaker 1: Yeah, well, there are a lot, but you couldn't use

621
00:30:01,839 --> 00:30:04,079
the same name, like no girl.

622
00:30:04,519 --> 00:30:09,519
Speaker 3: You couldn't have two chests. And this happened one time

623
00:30:10,559 --> 00:30:14,000
and Sam Soft Brow there was a manager I don't

624
00:30:14,039 --> 00:30:16,279
remember what her name was. She was a bitch and

625
00:30:16,319 --> 00:30:19,839
she was fucking the owner. And the owner knows or new,

626
00:30:19,880 --> 00:30:23,240
I don't know if still Quentin Tarantino and Quentin came

627
00:30:23,279 --> 00:30:26,440
into the club a couple of times while I was there, And.

628
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Speaker 2: Did you try to put your movie on them?

629
00:30:28,759 --> 00:30:33,000
Speaker 3: No, I'll tell you what what they did? Ask for

630
00:30:33,000 --> 00:30:35,799
a script? Yeah, yeah, I sent out I got there.

631
00:30:36,279 --> 00:30:41,720
Speaker 2: Why they need a scrap paper? They were making arts

632
00:30:41,720 --> 00:30:43,680
and craft, Hey, we're.

633
00:30:43,599 --> 00:30:44,839
Speaker 1: Gonna make snowflakes.

634
00:30:46,599 --> 00:30:49,279
Speaker 2: We don't get snow in l A. God, I'm kidding.

635
00:30:49,680 --> 00:30:51,319
Speaker 3: So they did ask for a script, they did, they

636
00:30:51,359 --> 00:30:53,000
read it, they passed on it. Yeah, but that's a

637
00:30:53,039 --> 00:30:57,519
pretty I'd written every every production company in California, and

638
00:30:57,640 --> 00:31:00,640
I think I got thirty five asked for it.

639
00:31:00,759 --> 00:31:02,559
Speaker 1: Really, I still have some of the letters. That's kind

640
00:31:02,559 --> 00:31:06,039
of nicea and not one of them took it. I

641
00:31:06,319 --> 00:31:08,279
just shows you how hard it is. I'm gonna make

642
00:31:08,279 --> 00:31:09,680
a joke that it sucked.

643
00:31:09,400 --> 00:31:12,640
Speaker 3: And the Frank Anderson production company wanted it make it

644
00:31:12,640 --> 00:31:15,920
into a TV show, but I would only be in consultant.

645
00:31:16,279 --> 00:31:18,960
Speaker 1: So yeah, but would you have sold the movie?

646
00:31:19,200 --> 00:31:21,359
Speaker 3: I think they wanted me just to give it to

647
00:31:21,440 --> 00:31:22,920
him and give all my ideas.

648
00:31:23,240 --> 00:31:25,160
Speaker 1: Then you got to buy it. I'm like, well yeah,

649
00:31:25,160 --> 00:31:25,839
I'm like, well.

650
00:31:25,720 --> 00:31:26,119
Speaker 2: You paid me.

651
00:31:26,160 --> 00:31:27,720
Speaker 3: I need at least a job as a writer. Well

652
00:31:27,720 --> 00:31:28,640
you don't have any experience.

653
00:31:28,759 --> 00:31:33,319
Speaker 1: Well, there's a guy locally that has done writing for

654
00:31:33,519 --> 00:31:36,880
family guid and stuff, and he recently wrote a movie

655
00:31:37,160 --> 00:31:40,039
and had some really funny stuff in there and sold

656
00:31:40,079 --> 00:31:43,119
it and whoever bought it, he said, they put it

657
00:31:43,119 --> 00:31:45,319
out and they like ruined all the fucking jokes. He's

658
00:31:45,359 --> 00:31:48,640
so upset, but he got paid. Yeah, so what are

659
00:31:48,640 --> 00:31:49,720
you gonna do? Right?

660
00:31:49,920 --> 00:31:53,160
Speaker 3: So I guess, in hindsight, maybe you should have looked for

661
00:31:53,160 --> 00:31:55,559
a writing job on a TV show. But I didn't

662
00:31:55,559 --> 00:31:58,839
have any writing friends or anybody taking me through anything. Yeah,

663
00:31:58,960 --> 00:32:01,920
I was busy writing can't and a couple other ones

664
00:32:01,920 --> 00:32:02,279
out there.

665
00:32:02,480 --> 00:32:04,119
Speaker 1: Yeah, one other one be written.

666
00:32:06,319 --> 00:32:09,880
Speaker 3: I'll get it that anyway later. But anyway, we're talking

667
00:32:09,880 --> 00:32:13,319
about this too, right, Fine, So I meant Sam soft

668
00:32:13,359 --> 00:32:16,440
Brow and there was two Joey's, and uh, I got

669
00:32:16,440 --> 00:32:18,720
a call from the owner's girlfriend and.

670
00:32:20,240 --> 00:32:21,000
Speaker 1: Is Joey there?

671
00:32:21,400 --> 00:32:23,480
Speaker 3: Found out Joey's there, I'm like, can't joe Now, Joey

672
00:32:23,480 --> 00:32:28,319
had come in and she was fifty, but she looked

673
00:32:28,319 --> 00:32:31,680
good sure to be. And some guys like older women

674
00:32:31,759 --> 00:32:35,279
because honestly, in their mind, if the girl's older, they

675
00:32:35,359 --> 00:32:37,880
might have a shot at getting dinner or something or

676
00:32:37,920 --> 00:32:40,359
racking up. Yeah yeah, not twenty three year old, but

677
00:32:40,440 --> 00:32:43,119
a good looking fifty year old. Yeah, you're all over it.

678
00:32:43,799 --> 00:32:46,799
So she's got to go get her out of there.

679
00:32:46,799 --> 00:32:48,759
Blah blah blah. I'm gonna be down there in five minutes.

680
00:32:48,880 --> 00:32:51,079
And she's just bitching up a store. I'm like, I'll

681
00:32:51,079 --> 00:32:52,799
take care of it. You don't come right in and

682
00:32:52,880 --> 00:32:56,680
just downgrade a girl wherever you are. So Joey to

683
00:32:56,759 --> 00:33:01,519
the DJ booth, so I said, what's your face? Just

684
00:33:01,559 --> 00:33:04,359
called I go. I made a terrible mistake. I didn't

685
00:33:04,400 --> 00:33:06,920
know there's two Joey's. And when I said you could dance,

686
00:33:07,000 --> 00:33:08,559
because it was on the DJ to put them on

687
00:33:08,599 --> 00:33:11,039
the board, I said, I thought you were the other Joey.

688
00:33:11,119 --> 00:33:13,480
So I'm sorry, but you're you're not gonna be able

689
00:33:13,519 --> 00:33:15,839
to dance today. And she just looked at me. She

690
00:33:15,920 --> 00:33:17,680
kind of gave a smile a little out of the head.

691
00:33:17,759 --> 00:33:22,079
She knew where I was going, but respectfully, you know,

692
00:33:22,279 --> 00:33:25,960
instead of her coming down, get your shaken out. She

693
00:33:26,039 --> 00:33:28,599
was too old. The owner didn't want to there anymore.

694
00:33:28,960 --> 00:33:30,960
Oh yeah, so she was taking.

695
00:33:30,720 --> 00:33:35,559
Speaker 1: Off the wow aged out. Yeah. Yeah, didn't make the cut.

696
00:33:35,640 --> 00:33:40,640
Speaker 3: Oh there was a documentary on HBO about it was funny.

697
00:33:40,680 --> 00:33:43,160
I went to We took a bus up to Sundown

698
00:33:43,160 --> 00:33:47,000
a couple of years ago on a Wednesday day and uh, yeah,

699
00:33:47,039 --> 00:33:51,359
like forty guys and I'm like, uh, we're I don't know,

700
00:33:51,400 --> 00:33:52,759
half hour away. And I stood up in the bag

701
00:33:52,759 --> 00:33:54,759
of bus I'm like, gentlemen, can I have your attention please?

702
00:33:55,039 --> 00:33:55,240
Speaker 1: I go.

703
00:33:55,279 --> 00:33:58,160
Speaker 3: I just want to be be prepared that you're not

704
00:33:58,200 --> 00:34:01,880
getting the A team today. This is Wednesday lunch. You're

705
00:34:01,880 --> 00:34:04,799
getting not even the B team, probably the sea. These

706
00:34:04,799 --> 00:34:07,359
girls are on their way out or they ain't got

707
00:34:07,359 --> 00:34:09,480
it to make it working on a Friday Sarea night.

708
00:34:09,559 --> 00:34:14,320
So just be prepared. And sure enough, yeah they're still

709
00:34:14,320 --> 00:34:15,159
good look at girls.

710
00:34:15,159 --> 00:34:18,159
Speaker 1: But do you think now you bring up an interesting

711
00:34:18,159 --> 00:34:22,119
thing with the fifty year old woman. I always think

712
00:34:22,400 --> 00:34:26,079
that porn has a bigger impact on society than we're

713
00:34:26,119 --> 00:34:26,960
willing to admit.

714
00:34:27,039 --> 00:34:32,719
Speaker 3: And oh, it's still business, billion dollar business corporation, and

715
00:34:32,800 --> 00:34:35,840
yet you can watch it for free anywhere. So the

716
00:34:35,840 --> 00:34:38,679
only fans the well what I mean by that though,

717
00:34:39,480 --> 00:34:41,800
the dark Internet? Yeah, oh yeah, the dark Web.

718
00:34:42,039 --> 00:34:46,639
Speaker 1: I always think, like pubic hair styles, like, there's many

719
00:34:46,679 --> 00:34:49,039
people that no, I know, that sounds really funny, and

720
00:34:49,079 --> 00:34:51,079
I don't mean to be I'm not trying to even

721
00:34:51,119 --> 00:34:54,320
be titillating. I'm just saying sort of as a fact,

722
00:34:54,840 --> 00:34:58,559
I think that porn sort of dictated the no hair

723
00:34:58,639 --> 00:35:02,639
down there thing. Yeah, people got lasered and then there was.

724
00:35:03,719 --> 00:35:06,079
Now you're hearing more and more where doctors are going.

725
00:35:06,280 --> 00:35:08,960
We've been saying this for years. There's hair for a reason.

726
00:35:09,079 --> 00:35:11,599
It keeps you a little healthier, you know. So now

727
00:35:11,639 --> 00:35:14,400
you start to see, even in porn, it's coming back

728
00:35:14,480 --> 00:35:16,039
the landing strip that this that that well.

729
00:35:16,079 --> 00:35:18,440
Speaker 3: They said, first it was bushes, yes, then it went

730
00:35:18,480 --> 00:35:20,360
to landing strip, yes. Then it was shaven.

731
00:35:20,519 --> 00:35:20,760
Speaker 1: Yes.

732
00:35:20,800 --> 00:35:21,679
Speaker 3: Now it's dick.

733
00:35:27,159 --> 00:35:31,400
Speaker 1: Well, even like I'm watching things change. I love the

734
00:35:31,440 --> 00:35:36,199
show Hacks, which is on HBO bax it's.

735
00:35:38,280 --> 00:35:39,960
Speaker 2: No Hacks Hacs.

736
00:35:40,280 --> 00:35:44,039
Speaker 1: It's about a comic who was a big time female

737
00:35:44,039 --> 00:35:46,880
comic and she had a residency in Vegas and she

738
00:35:46,920 --> 00:35:49,000
gets kicked out from being too old, goes on the road,

739
00:35:49,079 --> 00:35:51,559
rewrites her thing. She had a shot at late night

740
00:35:51,599 --> 00:35:55,760
in the early eighties, I guess, and they railroaded her out.

741
00:35:56,079 --> 00:35:58,679
And now she gets a late night show and there's

742
00:35:58,679 --> 00:36:00,679
even a scene with Jimmy Kimmel in it and all

743
00:36:00,719 --> 00:36:05,320
this stuff. But in there there's like she does her

744
00:36:05,360 --> 00:36:08,119
first show. She wants to go out to celebrate, and

745
00:36:08,159 --> 00:36:10,519
her assistant is a gay guy and he's kind of

746
00:36:10,519 --> 00:36:12,920
confiding in her and he goes look in Vegas. I

747
00:36:13,000 --> 00:36:16,360
was fine. Here in La everybody's beautiful and they don't

748
00:36:16,360 --> 00:36:19,440
want hairless. They want hair And I've had everything laser

749
00:36:19,599 --> 00:36:21,960
from my neck down. So I need you to come

750
00:36:22,000 --> 00:36:24,280
with me to the club because if I have you,

751
00:36:24,559 --> 00:36:29,719
I'm getting laid a funny thing because I go, yeah,

752
00:36:30,559 --> 00:36:33,320
it's almost like that porn dictates that here's where I'm

753
00:36:33,360 --> 00:36:37,320
going with this. I think that the step mom porn

754
00:36:37,679 --> 00:36:41,840
which was the most searched, I believe for a while.

755
00:36:42,960 --> 00:36:45,679
Maybe it's been displaced now, but there was just a

756
00:36:45,719 --> 00:36:48,679
story out of Florida about a step mom and a

757
00:36:48,679 --> 00:36:51,760
fifteen year old son and getting a little high after

758
00:36:51,760 --> 00:36:53,599
she put the kids to bed, and the next thing

759
00:36:53,639 --> 00:36:55,159
they know, they're banging on the couch and they fall

760
00:36:55,199 --> 00:36:58,519
asleep and dad comes home as alignment from his as

761
00:36:58,559 --> 00:37:01,320
they say in the article, blue call her job and

762
00:37:01,360 --> 00:37:05,320
it's it's it's unreal, yeah, and she uh.

763
00:37:05,559 --> 00:37:06,760
Speaker 2: The father the kid goes.

764
00:37:06,679 --> 00:37:08,239
Speaker 1: Running out and he's out of the house naked, and

765
00:37:08,280 --> 00:37:10,480
he's like, you ruin my life, and he cracks a

766
00:37:10,519 --> 00:37:12,480
beer and throws the kid in the car and off

767
00:37:12,519 --> 00:37:15,360
to grandma and grandpa as they go and it's like whatever,

768
00:37:15,599 --> 00:37:17,920
but I'm going all this stuff seems to be dictated

769
00:37:17,960 --> 00:37:22,280
by porn. Could you make a run now today in

770
00:37:22,320 --> 00:37:25,840
twenty twenty five with a club that catered and had

771
00:37:25,920 --> 00:37:27,400
dancers forty plus?

772
00:37:28,679 --> 00:37:30,719
Speaker 3: Uh yeah, in a bigger city, in a bigger city,

773
00:37:30,760 --> 00:37:31,639
yeah plus.

774
00:37:31,679 --> 00:37:32,800
Speaker 1: Could you call Juice.

775
00:37:32,559 --> 00:37:35,000
Speaker 3: Barer has never worked in Rochester and somebody was going

776
00:37:35,039 --> 00:37:37,039
to open up a club with older women, but there's

777
00:37:37,039 --> 00:37:39,920
just not enough. Rochester is so small.

778
00:37:40,679 --> 00:37:41,760
Speaker 2: Yeah, it's a big small town.

779
00:37:41,840 --> 00:37:44,199
Speaker 1: Yeah yeah, but we say, but but you could have

780
00:37:44,239 --> 00:37:48,719
a place like Mills or whatever, right or Gilts I guess, yeah,

781
00:37:48,840 --> 00:37:51,760
into some to some degree, or just call it ILFs

782
00:37:52,199 --> 00:37:55,480
cougars you at, Yeah, cougars, cheetahs. Cougars would be great.

783
00:37:55,559 --> 00:37:59,599
Cheetahs was in Hollywood, and I just I really wonder

784
00:37:59,639 --> 00:38:01,519
if that's a uh like.

785
00:38:02,960 --> 00:38:06,760
Speaker 3: And then you get the dance the older porn stars

786
00:38:07,119 --> 00:38:08,920
they would dance there at least walk around. They don't

787
00:38:08,920 --> 00:38:11,519
have to dance, but they get their lap dances and

788
00:38:11,559 --> 00:38:14,360
there it's free publicity for them. And whether they're on the.

789
00:38:14,360 --> 00:38:17,360
Speaker 1: Videos, yeah interesting and it might be.

790
00:38:17,559 --> 00:38:20,239
Speaker 3: I don't know. I have not looked at now. When

791
00:38:20,280 --> 00:38:22,480
I moved to California, I got I had a book,

792
00:38:22,519 --> 00:38:25,400
a directory of every strip club in America. Really yeah,

793
00:38:25,440 --> 00:38:30,159
and I actually stay yes, yes, and uh that's how

794
00:38:30,199 --> 00:38:33,960
I find my jobs in California, now what And we

795
00:38:34,079 --> 00:38:36,679
I look through Vegas and that point, some of the

796
00:38:36,719 --> 00:38:39,880
clubs had one to two hundred women on the weekends,

797
00:38:39,880 --> 00:38:41,519
even the week days. I mean this would before nine

798
00:38:41,559 --> 00:38:43,880
to eleven, where everything kind of backed off a little bit.

799
00:38:44,800 --> 00:38:46,280
Speaker 1: But those giants.

800
00:38:46,840 --> 00:38:50,639
Speaker 5: Yeah, older mister Doug, I want to get me one

801
00:38:50,679 --> 00:38:56,320
of those tables and dunces now here amid Uh But yeah,

802
00:38:56,320 --> 00:38:58,719
I don't know how many clubs are left in Vegas

803
00:38:58,760 --> 00:39:01,440
or how many girls, but I'm sure sure there's still.

804
00:39:01,840 --> 00:39:04,360
Speaker 3: And I was gonna get to headliners because it used

805
00:39:04,400 --> 00:39:05,400
to be I mean even.

806
00:39:05,199 --> 00:39:05,840
Speaker 1: In the mirage.

807
00:39:05,840 --> 00:39:09,519
Speaker 3: And yes, yes, yeah, ginger Linn sure a few of

808
00:39:09,519 --> 00:39:12,639
our listeners know that it is. Bobby Brown was the

809
00:39:12,639 --> 00:39:14,400
first one when it opened. I went there, I think

810
00:39:14,400 --> 00:39:18,039
it was twenty two opening night, and they had a

811
00:39:19,519 --> 00:39:22,440
shower or two and you didn't have this thing that

812
00:39:22,480 --> 00:39:23,719
you lost to the pizza shop.

813
00:39:24,320 --> 00:39:26,360
Speaker 1: But it's a weird thing that, like, when you think

814
00:39:26,400 --> 00:39:29,719
about it, that we'd go to see this one specific.

815
00:39:29,199 --> 00:39:30,559
Speaker 2: Woman take her clothes off.

816
00:39:30,920 --> 00:39:33,719
Speaker 1: It seems odd now because I can see any woman

817
00:39:33,760 --> 00:39:36,039
take her clothes off off my phone if I wanted to.

818
00:39:36,719 --> 00:39:39,559
Speaker 3: Well, there's an old saying it's like eating lobster with

819
00:39:39,639 --> 00:39:42,760
a balloon on your tongue. You can feel it, but

820
00:39:42,800 --> 00:39:47,920
you can't taste it. But I'll tell you what. Porn

821
00:39:48,039 --> 00:39:51,239
is part of the reason that we went from beta

822
00:39:51,519 --> 00:39:56,280
to VHS to DVD, because the porn industry was sending

823
00:39:56,320 --> 00:40:00,320
out even more than MGM and paramount all all the videos. Yeah,

824
00:40:00,440 --> 00:40:03,159
I mean everywhere had uh you know, they had the the.

825
00:40:03,079 --> 00:40:07,760
Speaker 1: Beaded curt, the beating curt couldn't go through and you

826
00:40:07,840 --> 00:40:10,159
used to love to peek through there and see his father.

827
00:40:10,239 --> 00:40:14,280
You could see the room. Hey, I saw mister Murray

828
00:40:14,320 --> 00:40:17,920
back there. Don't tell Mike, right.

829
00:40:19,360 --> 00:40:21,559
Speaker 3: So places like that, you didn't have to go to

830
00:40:22,559 --> 00:40:24,920
uh show World or something. I mean it was right

831
00:40:25,000 --> 00:40:28,920
in the that Blackbuster, but I mean it was mom.

832
00:40:28,800 --> 00:40:29,719
Speaker 1: And pop place. Yeah.

833
00:40:29,800 --> 00:40:30,960
Speaker 2: Yeah, they had the adult thing.

834
00:40:31,039 --> 00:40:34,320
Speaker 3: They didn't have as many as you like, but some variety,

835
00:40:34,400 --> 00:40:34,639
I know.

836
00:40:34,719 --> 00:40:38,440
Speaker 1: But it was always a weird thing too, like you

837
00:40:38,480 --> 00:40:40,199
don't be kind rewind.

838
00:40:40,880 --> 00:40:42,800
Speaker 3: Right, you know you know where that guy found his

839
00:40:42,880 --> 00:40:46,719
heavy spat right there? You know where he ended all.

840
00:40:46,559 --> 00:40:50,400
Speaker 1: Over you know, you know when the sock hit the wall.

841
00:40:50,800 --> 00:40:53,840
I wonder if it would have This is what I'm saying.

842
00:40:54,320 --> 00:40:57,239
I wonder if you were like a savvy business owner,

843
00:40:57,519 --> 00:41:00,760
did you go in and see somebody who didn't rewind

844
00:41:01,079 --> 00:41:03,039
right and see that moment and just write.

845
00:41:03,280 --> 00:41:04,840
Speaker 2: All you need to do is it?

846
00:41:05,079 --> 00:41:11,760
Speaker 1: Uh rewind fifteen? No, you know what I mean? But

847
00:41:11,920 --> 00:41:14,880
give give edit coach, Just give me edit coach. That

848
00:41:14,920 --> 00:41:17,400
would have been the greatest. This is all I need. Now.

849
00:41:17,400 --> 00:41:20,239
Speaker 3: They still have the A V and Awards, which is

850
00:41:20,320 --> 00:41:22,679
adult valuable. They still do that, they do And the

851
00:41:22,719 --> 00:41:25,760
only reason I know that is because every year past

852
00:41:25,800 --> 00:41:27,719
five or six years, Showbuddy.

853
00:41:27,119 --> 00:41:28,639
Speaker 2: Bobby Slayton used to host those.

854
00:41:28,920 --> 00:41:31,000
Speaker 3: Yeah. Yeah, he's on a commercial now here.

855
00:41:31,039 --> 00:41:35,320
Speaker 1: Yes, sneakers, sneakers, sketcher ketchers. Yeah.

856
00:41:35,679 --> 00:41:38,920
Speaker 3: Showtime gives you a weekend free and they usually have

857
00:41:38,960 --> 00:41:42,079
the award show on there, oh to kind of get

858
00:41:42,119 --> 00:41:44,039
you in there. Did you see what I did? I've

859
00:41:44,079 --> 00:41:46,199
taped it. I fast forward through a lot of it.

860
00:41:46,960 --> 00:41:47,280
At me.

861
00:41:48,119 --> 00:41:50,079
Speaker 1: One of the awards they give out because I don't

862
00:41:50,119 --> 00:41:54,199
even know best Anal, best threesome, best had, best Anal,

863
00:41:54,360 --> 00:41:55,719
Yeah they.

864
00:41:55,559 --> 00:41:56,880
Speaker 3: Had they had a milf up there.

865
00:41:57,280 --> 00:41:58,119
Speaker 1: It was hilarious.

866
00:41:58,360 --> 00:42:00,599
Speaker 3: I wish I would have taped it because I wanted

867
00:42:00,599 --> 00:42:02,360
to bring it on. I forgot all about it. This

868
00:42:02,480 --> 00:42:04,719
milf is up there and she's like, I just want

869
00:42:04,760 --> 00:42:07,880
to think all my step sons and step daughters. You

870
00:42:07,960 --> 00:42:11,960
know what I'm talking about, taboo dot com or something

871
00:42:12,039 --> 00:42:13,920
like that. I don't know, but what if you what.

872
00:42:13,840 --> 00:42:16,079
Speaker 1: If you were like in the running for best anal

873
00:42:16,199 --> 00:42:17,840
like they do it like the Oscars, don't they.

874
00:42:18,440 --> 00:42:21,000
Speaker 2: There's like this chick gets up and goes, my ass

875
00:42:21,039 --> 00:42:22,360
is killing me and I didn't win.

876
00:42:23,880 --> 00:42:27,679
Speaker 3: You know what I mean? If you watch it, Uh

877
00:42:28,119 --> 00:42:32,360
next Simon's taped, I have your every every girls in

878
00:42:32,400 --> 00:42:35,559
the audience just on their phone, could care less what's

879
00:42:35,559 --> 00:42:39,320
going on. They've had some big stars on there, Little John.

880
00:42:39,559 --> 00:42:40,400
They had Matt.

881
00:42:40,239 --> 00:42:44,119
Speaker 1: Rife as a host. Yes, yeah, he bombed. I'm sure

882
00:42:44,159 --> 00:42:47,119
because he's clean, he's not he's a good crowd work

883
00:42:47,159 --> 00:42:48,920
and he's not as dirty. I think I.

884
00:42:48,960 --> 00:42:51,880
Speaker 3: Couldn't believe that when I saw I think Gene Simmons

885
00:42:51,880 --> 00:42:54,920
got a lifetime Award for his tongue. Actually I was

886
00:42:54,960 --> 00:42:58,920
there one year. It's funny because my friend you were there.

887
00:42:59,039 --> 00:42:59,880
Speaker 1: You went to the awards.

888
00:43:00,039 --> 00:43:04,760
Speaker 3: We didn't go to the wards, but there is a

889
00:43:04,760 --> 00:43:10,280
a I think meet and greet with porn stars male

890
00:43:10,360 --> 00:43:17,920
and female. It's like a autograph show for adult film stars.

891
00:43:17,960 --> 00:43:19,920
And they got little nickknacks and stuff you can buy.

892
00:43:20,000 --> 00:43:24,320
And Nina Hartley was there. I remember her okay, but

893
00:43:24,440 --> 00:43:25,719
uh yeah, it was just kind of neat to go

894
00:43:25,760 --> 00:43:27,320
around and then you're like, you know who am I

895
00:43:27,320 --> 00:43:28,559
going to see? Am I gonna get judged?

896
00:43:29,239 --> 00:43:31,880
Speaker 1: There's there's hundreds of people there. The late Robert Shimmel

897
00:43:32,280 --> 00:43:35,440
was one of my favorites. And Robert Shimmel is a

898
00:43:35,599 --> 00:43:38,480
very funny guy. He was a guy who was a

899
00:43:39,079 --> 00:43:40,840
why do I know that name? I'll look him up

900
00:43:40,880 --> 00:43:41,519
in Brickhead.

901
00:43:41,599 --> 00:43:43,440
Speaker 2: Well, Robert was God.

902
00:43:43,480 --> 00:43:46,159
Speaker 1: I loved him, I just love and I knew him

903
00:43:46,159 --> 00:43:50,800
a little bit and uh he was a stereo owned

904
00:43:50,800 --> 00:43:54,599
a stereos shop in in Arizona and went out to

905
00:43:54,599 --> 00:43:57,719
see his sister in California and they had an open

906
00:43:57,760 --> 00:43:59,599
mic thing and it was your so four years funny

907
00:43:59,639 --> 00:44:02,880
and he got up there and he killed and uh,

908
00:44:03,159 --> 00:44:04,880
somebody said something to him and he went and sold

909
00:44:04,880 --> 00:44:08,480
the store and just did that and he became pretty big.

910
00:44:09,360 --> 00:44:13,599
I believe Robert got a sitcom and then got diagnosed

911
00:44:13,639 --> 00:44:17,119
with cancer, was put it in remission and they go, yeah,

912
00:44:17,159 --> 00:44:19,639
we're not We're not doing it when the insurance isn't

913
00:44:19,639 --> 00:44:21,880
going to cover a guy. So he lost the sitcom

914
00:44:21,920 --> 00:44:24,719
and he lived for another long time. Tragic though. I

915
00:44:24,719 --> 00:44:27,480
think like lost a daughter, lost somebody. He had a

916
00:44:27,480 --> 00:44:33,360
great joke where he's like having daughters and going using

917
00:44:33,400 --> 00:44:35,320
the bathroom. You know you can't get in the bathroom,

918
00:44:35,320 --> 00:44:37,400
blah blah blah blah blah, and he goes, you know,

919
00:44:37,519 --> 00:44:40,159
you walk by and you end up using the litter box.

920
00:44:40,239 --> 00:44:42,480
A friend comes over and goes, hey, Bob, what do you.

921
00:44:42,400 --> 00:44:43,960
Speaker 3: Got a mountain wie? I know who that is?

922
00:44:44,159 --> 00:44:48,199
Speaker 1: H Robert sim And he did O. Yes, yes, I

923
00:44:48,239 --> 00:44:52,920
know he's great and he did. He passed away from cancer,

924
00:44:53,199 --> 00:44:55,920
but he did the Avian Awards. I think for years

925
00:44:55,960 --> 00:44:59,199
it was him. I know Jim Norton did it. Lisa Lambinelli,

926
00:44:59,199 --> 00:45:02,800
who was very friendly over goat today. Gilbert probably did.

927
00:45:03,519 --> 00:45:05,960
I think David Tale. I don't know who else, but

928
00:45:06,079 --> 00:45:10,320
I do, I say Jim Norton. I think Norton did too,

929
00:45:10,599 --> 00:45:12,440
so very funny.

930
00:45:12,440 --> 00:45:15,239
Speaker 3: Well, my joke is I started my first porno last week.

931
00:45:15,760 --> 00:45:16,239
Speaker 1: You really?

932
00:45:16,320 --> 00:45:16,480
Speaker 2: Yeah?

933
00:45:16,519 --> 00:45:17,920
Speaker 3: I played the husband the least for work.

934
00:45:20,920 --> 00:45:22,840
Speaker 1: All right, Well, we'll take a moment.

935
00:45:22,880 --> 00:45:24,079
Speaker 2: That's a good insight, Dougie.

936
00:45:24,199 --> 00:45:26,800
Speaker 1: Ye see, I like that. I like that strip club

937
00:45:26,880 --> 00:45:30,159
DJ Diaries with Dougie Phelps. We'll take them moment and

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Speaker 2: Have you gone back to a ballgame?

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Speaker 3: But you know what, buddy, you know, I saw you

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on the news, all your friends.

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Speaker 1: Nobody went with you.

979
00:47:57,440 --> 00:47:58,480
Speaker 2: Who saw you on the news?

980
00:47:58,880 --> 00:48:00,320
Speaker 3: Just random people coming in the bar?

981
00:48:00,519 --> 00:48:06,079
Speaker 1: Yeah, yeah, yeah, Si on the news, friendless dog, friendless.

982
00:48:06,679 --> 00:48:09,840
Speaker 3: Nobody would go with me. It's amazing way you can

983
00:48:09,840 --> 00:48:13,440
get used to What do you mean, No, just something

984
00:48:13,519 --> 00:48:15,800
like being single and going. You want to go out.

985
00:48:15,800 --> 00:48:17,360
You sometimes want to have a nice dinner. It takes

986
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a little bit of go, you know, to go sit

987
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down by yourself.

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Speaker 1: Yeah.

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Speaker 2: Do you talk to yourself?

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Speaker 3: I do. I got caught talking to myself yesterday behind

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the bar walking down to the bar.

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Speaker 1: He says, what are you talking to? I just myself

993
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just getting things. Well, that's thinking out loud. Yeah, I

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think that's more thinking out loud. But I'm saying, like,

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do you go to dinner and talk to yourself?

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Speaker 3: No?

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Speaker 1: Yeah, I'm on my firm. If you go to a

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nice dinner out back, the outback is your nice dinner. Yeah,

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I like fuck, hey, I like it. Jesus.

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Speaker 3: There's Tigers Roadhouse, there's Longhorn.

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Speaker 1: Why didn't you go to fucking Black and Blue by myself?

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Speaker 3: Then I'd be embarrassed.

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Speaker 1: Why Oh okay, okay, okay, I see what your saying.

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But my question was like, because I would go to

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Black and Blue by myself and sit at the bar

1006
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and eat dinner there, Yeah, at the bar, which I

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watch a ball game and whatever.

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Speaker 2: I would do that at JoJo's if I were.

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Speaker 1: Looking for a decent meal.

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Speaker 3: JoJo's is a nice beastro.

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Speaker 1: Yeah, yeah, decent meal, glass and wine.

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Speaker 3: Bags right around the corner from me. So and enjoy going.

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Speaker 2: I didn't mean to pick any but it is a chain,

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you know what I'm saying.

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Speaker 1: Chain?

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Speaker 3: Well, sometimes chains are good.

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Speaker 1: Yes, if I'm on the fucking road, I know what

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I'm getting you.

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Speaker 3: Nevery McDonald's Kentucky ed Chicken in Rochester very rarely Okay,

1020
00:49:31,960 --> 00:49:34,719
you still go there? My kid does he goes there

1021
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an awful lot, anful lot.

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Speaker 2: Uh so hot.

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Speaker 1: I love now in baseball when I watch, I guess

1024
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it's Sunday night baseball, and they mike up a player

1025
00:49:45,000 --> 00:49:47,840
and they talk to him while he's in the in

1026
00:49:47,920 --> 00:49:50,599
the fests right, yes, And sometimes.

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Speaker 3: This is getting and it has been out of control.

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It's getting worse.

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00:49:54,079 --> 00:49:54,840
Speaker 1: I don't like it.

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Speaker 3: I don't need to hear the coach coming off the

1031
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field at halftime. Hey coach, you're down fifty seven enough.

1032
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What do you think you're gonna do? Oh?

1033
00:50:01,960 --> 00:50:03,880
Speaker 1: No, are having the mic?

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Speaker 3: Yeah?

1035
00:50:04,800 --> 00:50:06,639
Speaker 2: I like the player being mike though they.

1036
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Speaker 3: Do make it up. They also do in the NFL.

1037
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Speaker 1: Yeah, but they don't do it live. So when baseball

1038
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they're talking to the guy while he's on the field, okay,

1039
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live in the moment.

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Speaker 3: It doesn't have that five second day.

1041
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Speaker 1: Probably does on TV. But my point, I don't think

1042
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the NFL they do it. I don't think they mike

1043
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you up. They give you miked up and then they

1044
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edit it before they release it. This is Doug's on

1045
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the field. He's playing left field. Hey Doug, you're hitting

1046
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pretty good today. You know we got up up to

1047
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bat right now for is Aaron Judge, how are you

1048
00:50:41,599 --> 00:50:45,239
playing this one? Well, I think that he's striking out whatever,

1049
00:50:45,320 --> 00:50:47,599
and they have a full on conversation and he's.

1050
00:50:47,480 --> 00:50:51,360
Speaker 3: Playing, Yes, I'm sucking the dugout. No, okay, I haven't

1051
00:50:51,360 --> 00:50:51,760
seen this.

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00:50:51,960 --> 00:50:53,039
Speaker 2: Fucking love it.

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Speaker 1: I do. I really like it. I don't. I think

1054
00:50:55,559 --> 00:50:58,719
it's a great I really do. And when you hear

1055
00:50:58,719 --> 00:51:01,519
the player running and like he's like, hold on a second,

1056
00:51:01,519 --> 00:51:06,000
and he goes, you'll catch in. This is fucking it's great.

1057
00:51:06,320 --> 00:51:10,239
It's great. I really like it. But we have everything's

1058
00:51:10,320 --> 00:51:15,119
MICD nowadays. Here's something that happened in the Uh Bill

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00:51:15,159 --> 00:51:19,840
Miller was the umpire Bill Miller. I believe it was

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00:51:20,000 --> 00:51:23,800
the umpire crew chief for the twenty twenty three World Series,

1061
00:51:23,840 --> 00:51:26,320
which you have to be pretty accurate. And they really

1062
00:51:26,360 --> 00:51:29,480
are trying to get the best umpires, you know for

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00:51:29,559 --> 00:51:30,440
the Championship game.

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Speaker 3: Well now they're going to the laser well strike zone.

1065
00:51:34,920 --> 00:51:39,199
Speaker 1: You got that, and they're also doing replay. There is

1066
00:51:39,239 --> 00:51:43,599
an AI overlord so to speak. Right, So this is uh.

1067
00:51:43,760 --> 00:51:47,199
During the Twins Red Sox game, the Twins were crushing

1068
00:51:47,320 --> 00:51:50,440
six to one, and uh, this is Bill made his

1069
00:51:50,559 --> 00:52:09,000
calls week. Yeah, just uh, I think it was last night's.

1070
00:52:01,400 --> 00:52:04,760
Speaker 3: Still if the call is overturned at the end of

1071
00:52:05,079 --> 00:52:09,800
Britzachs hit six, one saw that too, damn it.

1072
00:52:12,199 --> 00:52:16,119
Speaker 1: So he called the play at the plate safe, right, Okay,

1073
00:52:16,360 --> 00:52:21,119
They somebody challenged it, they reviewed it, they overturned his call,

1074
00:52:21,760 --> 00:52:24,119
and it must go as it must go as strikes

1075
00:52:24,159 --> 00:52:26,320
against the umpire. He's a fifty eight year old guy.

1076
00:52:26,360 --> 00:52:28,559
I'm not and I'm not saying too old or to anything.

1077
00:52:28,599 --> 00:52:32,719
He looks like the stereotypical umpire and he the calls

1078
00:52:32,760 --> 00:52:35,000
overturned and you hear him on a hot mic in

1079
00:52:35,079 --> 00:52:38,280
the stadium. It's in Boston. The fans are booing because

1080
00:52:38,320 --> 00:52:41,039
now the player has been called out. He announces it

1081
00:52:41,079 --> 00:52:44,320
and then he goes, fuck fucking saw that too. I

1082
00:52:44,480 --> 00:52:46,639
must there was an umpire mic.

1083
00:52:46,800 --> 00:52:47,960
Speaker 2: Yeah, okay, yeah.

1084
00:52:47,960 --> 00:52:52,280
Speaker 1: Well the mic because every everything that happens in the

1085
00:52:52,320 --> 00:52:54,639
stadium now, and I've been watching a lot of NBA games,

1086
00:52:55,320 --> 00:52:57,239
when they go over, they'll turn the mic on and

1087
00:52:57,239 --> 00:53:00,440
say we reviewed the play, and the play on the

1088
00:53:00,480 --> 00:53:05,599
court stance is called or it's overturned, and the Celtics

1089
00:53:05,679 --> 00:53:06,920
don't lose the time out whatever it is.

1090
00:53:07,679 --> 00:53:11,199
Speaker 3: Well, then each team is adding employees because you know

1091
00:53:11,239 --> 00:53:13,719
there's three or four people looking at each different angle.

1092
00:53:13,840 --> 00:53:15,840
Speaker 1: They got it. They got it, call down and go

1093
00:53:16,000 --> 00:53:17,039
challenges got it?

1094
00:53:17,360 --> 00:53:19,039
Speaker 3: And if the umpire, they always say, you got to

1095
00:53:19,079 --> 00:53:21,440
be in the right position to make the call.

1096
00:53:21,679 --> 00:53:24,920
Speaker 1: I will say this, I think that the human element

1097
00:53:25,039 --> 00:53:26,079
of the game, you.

1098
00:53:25,960 --> 00:53:26,719
Speaker 3: Know, I'm sorry.

1099
00:53:26,880 --> 00:53:29,480
Speaker 1: Do you know how they call it out at first?

1100
00:53:29,760 --> 00:53:30,920
Do you know what you do as an umpire? The

1101
00:53:30,960 --> 00:53:35,239
snut joke out at first, usually like a punch out.

1102
00:53:35,599 --> 00:53:38,000
Speaker 3: Well, no, how do they make the call? Say it's

1103
00:53:38,039 --> 00:53:43,400
a close play? Yeah, they watch the bag and they

1104
00:53:43,440 --> 00:53:46,360
wait to hear the hit of the mill. So you're

1105
00:53:46,360 --> 00:53:49,800
not watching the ball, No, you're you're watching the bag

1106
00:53:49,840 --> 00:53:51,320
and the foot hit and waiting.

1107
00:53:51,039 --> 00:53:54,920
Speaker 1: For them the way they called it. Like, no, no,

1108
00:53:55,719 --> 00:53:57,119
I didn't know that for years.

1109
00:53:57,800 --> 00:53:58,440
Speaker 2: What makes sense?

1110
00:53:58,519 --> 00:54:01,400
Speaker 1: Yes, it makes perfect sense because you can't watch both things.

1111
00:54:01,519 --> 00:54:05,079
Well you cannot, No, but you can. Well you can't

1112
00:54:05,079 --> 00:54:10,800
even really on replay, right, you'd have to almost because

1113
00:54:10,840 --> 00:54:13,320
you can't gotta be second it catch one of the

1114
00:54:13,360 --> 00:54:15,679
balls here in the guy's foots on the back when

1115
00:54:15,679 --> 00:54:19,000
it hits. That's what I'm saying, right, So, but the

1116
00:54:19,079 --> 00:54:22,599
pros get it wrong. I love that this gets out

1117
00:54:22,880 --> 00:54:24,239
and it almost makes you well.

1118
00:54:24,239 --> 00:54:28,679
Speaker 3: There's there's videos on YouTube. There's one popular one Joe

1119
00:54:28,719 --> 00:54:31,920
Tory coming out really young. Oh that's bullshit, you motherfucker,

1120
00:54:32,239 --> 00:54:33,840
and just ripping the guy up and down.

1121
00:54:34,559 --> 00:54:36,159
Speaker 1: That's bullshit. You know there's bullshit.

1122
00:54:36,639 --> 00:54:37,719
Speaker 3: I can find it for you.

1123
00:54:38,360 --> 00:54:42,079
Speaker 1: The that's oh yeah. But I like when somebody owns

1124
00:54:42,159 --> 00:54:44,480
the mistake, you know what I'm saying, like, look, I

1125
00:54:44,480 --> 00:54:47,000
got it wrong, We're moving on. I got it wrong.

1126
00:54:47,119 --> 00:54:50,000
I'm sorry. I'm not in the habit of getting it wrong,

1127
00:54:50,039 --> 00:54:53,239
but I I do that. But I like the human element,

1128
00:54:53,280 --> 00:54:54,960
the human element of the game is gone.

1129
00:54:55,280 --> 00:54:56,039
Speaker 2: And I think.

1130
00:54:55,960 --> 00:55:01,519
Speaker 1: What's really the real push behind all this AI artificial

1131
00:55:01,519 --> 00:55:04,400
strikes and not artificial strikes on but calling the strikes.

1132
00:55:04,440 --> 00:55:07,880
You know, getting everything is betting. I think betting you've

1133
00:55:07,920 --> 00:55:10,719
got to get the call right for better and that's.

1134
00:55:10,519 --> 00:55:12,880
Speaker 2: Why, you know the bills.

1135
00:55:12,920 --> 00:55:15,920
Speaker 1: The Bills have changed a couple of rules in the

1136
00:55:16,000 --> 00:55:17,599
NFL over the past couple of years.

1137
00:55:17,639 --> 00:55:21,400
Speaker 3: Well, the overtime is ridiculous, yeah, but play a whole

1138
00:55:21,440 --> 00:55:21,960
nother quarter.

1139
00:55:22,920 --> 00:55:25,679
Speaker 1: Yeah, But that was a Buffalo bill that each team,

1140
00:55:25,760 --> 00:55:28,239
at least in the playoffs get a shot at the.

1141
00:55:28,199 --> 00:55:31,760
Speaker 3: Ball first to score in overtime. That's not fair. Ahead

1142
00:55:32,000 --> 00:55:33,079
both teams should give.

1143
00:55:32,920 --> 00:55:36,280
Speaker 1: The chance to get a ball only in the in

1144
00:55:36,320 --> 00:55:37,000
the postseason.

1145
00:55:37,039 --> 00:55:38,480
Speaker 2: I'm not sure that in the regular season.

1146
00:55:38,519 --> 00:55:41,639
Speaker 1: But then and now they're going to try to do

1147
00:55:41,679 --> 00:55:44,079
a better job of tracking the ball with a device

1148
00:55:44,159 --> 00:55:46,960
in it as to see where it is after Josh

1149
00:55:47,000 --> 00:55:48,719
Allen was not called.

1150
00:55:50,719 --> 00:55:53,039
Speaker 3: If you can't make a couple of inches in the NFL,

1151
00:55:53,800 --> 00:55:56,920
let me call different play something. But yeah, in your own.

1152
00:55:56,719 --> 00:56:01,719
Speaker 1: Phone, it's just weird. But everywhere you go now you're

1153
00:56:01,760 --> 00:56:03,360
on camera, you're there camera.

1154
00:56:03,400 --> 00:56:06,159
Speaker 3: You can bet on anything. I've got buddies that that

1155
00:56:06,360 --> 00:56:09,079
lay in bed going to sleep. They're watching horse racing

1156
00:56:09,199 --> 00:56:12,320
around the world. Yep, and betting at three o'clock in

1157
00:56:12,320 --> 00:56:14,639
the morning, fifty cents a dollar. I bet at a

1158
00:56:15,039 --> 00:56:17,360
one hundred and one. Yeah, I won fifteen hundred dollars.

1159
00:56:17,360 --> 00:56:19,519
Other day I'm like what, Yeah, I was just just

1160
00:56:19,559 --> 00:56:24,119
throwing five dollars or five dollars. Everyone and I mean

1161
00:56:24,280 --> 00:56:27,320
and were worried about the national debt. We're not worried

1162
00:56:27,320 --> 00:56:31,079
about king betting or sports book or whatever. It is

1163
00:56:32,239 --> 00:56:37,280
so well right because you can make it all back

1164
00:56:37,480 --> 00:56:39,760
gambling is you know, the national debt.

1165
00:56:39,920 --> 00:56:42,840
Speaker 1: I can't say it's like yelling at the fucking clouds exactly.

1166
00:56:42,920 --> 00:56:46,760
I don't. I don't understand it enough to do anything.

1167
00:56:46,840 --> 00:56:50,440
Doesn't impact my life probably and maybe in prices of

1168
00:56:50,480 --> 00:56:53,480
things or something, but overall, day to day it doesn't.

1169
00:56:53,559 --> 00:56:57,639
So to me, it's just yeah, sure, right, but all that,

1170
00:56:57,920 --> 00:57:00,559
all that stuff. We'll see how it goes. But you're right,

1171
00:57:01,000 --> 00:57:05,000
I just think for this it's I just think that

1172
00:57:05,079 --> 00:57:07,079
it's all betting. It's all you got to get the

1173
00:57:07,119 --> 00:57:10,320
call right for the betters because they're making You know,

1174
00:57:10,360 --> 00:57:10,800
we should do.

1175
00:57:10,800 --> 00:57:13,360
Speaker 3: A fantasy football league here with everybody on your show

1176
00:57:13,800 --> 00:57:16,480
and see how it goes. We tried that once, right, Yeah,

1177
00:57:16,760 --> 00:57:17,440
super Bowl.

1178
00:57:18,840 --> 00:57:21,039
Speaker 2: It didn't really that's my fault.

1179
00:57:21,440 --> 00:57:26,199
Speaker 3: Yeah, that's my You dropped the ball, Yeah, yourself to Yeah,

1180
00:57:27,360 --> 00:57:29,400
I bet you if it was a Harley you'd find

1181
00:57:29,440 --> 00:57:30,760
it cell phone.

1182
00:57:31,760 --> 00:57:36,039
Speaker 1: My shoulders still hurt, there's still ache, still ache your shoulder.

1183
00:57:36,519 --> 00:57:38,960
Speaker 2: Yeah, I think that's where all my tension can be.

1184
00:57:39,039 --> 00:57:41,039
Speaker 3: Oh, I thought it was from drinking through the garbage.

1185
00:57:41,280 --> 00:57:44,440
Speaker 1: No, no, you still smell like Mariners. Yeah, it was

1186
00:57:44,480 --> 00:57:48,239
a nice cologne and with a hint of Matrell, a

1187
00:57:48,280 --> 00:57:51,880
little bit of onion powder like that Moran boy going

1188
00:57:51,920 --> 00:57:54,199
through the garbage again he lost his cell phone.

1189
00:57:54,519 --> 00:57:55,599
Speaker 3: Martha, get over here.

1190
00:57:56,599 --> 00:57:58,639
Speaker 1: Yeah it was Uh No, I.

1191
00:57:58,599 --> 00:58:01,960
Speaker 3: Have never made a bet on nothing, sports, kidings or anything.

1192
00:58:02,000 --> 00:58:03,000
Speaker 2: I have you have?

1193
00:58:03,360 --> 00:58:08,320
Speaker 3: I would draft Kings? Sorry that, But are you gonna

1194
00:58:08,360 --> 00:58:09,320
bet on the Derby today?

1195
00:58:09,760 --> 00:58:11,559
Speaker 2: I used to love betting on the Derby?

1196
00:58:11,679 --> 00:58:12,480
Speaker 3: Yeah I not.

1197
00:58:12,559 --> 00:58:15,440
Speaker 1: We're taping this on a Saturday. I have not even

1198
00:58:15,480 --> 00:58:17,199
really looked at the Derby at all, but I used

1199
00:58:17,239 --> 00:58:18,960
to love betting on the Derby.

1200
00:58:19,000 --> 00:58:23,880
Speaker 3: I would use I would bet on the my favorite

1201
00:58:23,880 --> 00:58:28,480
horse name. There you got final gambit. Rodriguez. Of course,

1202
00:58:28,480 --> 00:58:31,840
when the thing goes up, he runs for the border things.

1203
00:58:35,159 --> 00:58:38,920
Speaker 1: Terrible joke. I got a friend named Rodriguez. Three ocloctd

1204
00:58:38,960 --> 00:58:41,000
he where are we going? What do you got?

1205
00:58:42,199 --> 00:58:44,920
Speaker 3: A reserve ride just came in? Would Haven is would

1206
00:58:44,960 --> 00:58:45,639
even around here?

1207
00:58:47,920 --> 00:58:52,400
Speaker 1: No, it's a little bit of a ride, A little

1208
00:58:52,400 --> 00:58:53,679
bit of a ride, I think, Well.

1209
00:58:53,559 --> 00:58:55,719
Speaker 3: This is one of the I was telling you earlier

1210
00:58:55,760 --> 00:59:01,840
at Uber the reserve ride. So twenty minute riders three o'clock.

1211
00:59:02,039 --> 00:59:05,840
Speaker 1: Yeah all right, well all right, uh can you spot

1212
00:59:05,880 --> 00:59:07,679
a douchebag in under thirty seconds.

1213
00:59:07,719 --> 00:59:10,159
Speaker 2: Yes, when you got for real? Yeah, like it's just

1214
00:59:10,199 --> 00:59:10,719
something need.

1215
00:59:10,719 --> 00:59:12,519
Speaker 3: I just know right away if this guy's gonna be

1216
00:59:12,599 --> 00:59:13,960
problem same with working in a bar.

1217
00:59:14,159 --> 00:59:16,679
Speaker 1: What would be the like a red flag uber rider.

1218
00:59:17,000 --> 00:59:19,360
Let's say late, Okay.

1219
00:59:19,440 --> 00:59:23,400
Speaker 3: Uh opens the door, you're almost done, you have seven minutes.

1220
00:59:23,440 --> 00:59:25,400
You got two minutes when you get there. Then it

1221
00:59:25,400 --> 00:59:27,480
counts down to two minutes, and then it counts up

1222
00:59:27,519 --> 00:59:33,480
to five, so you're at six minutes. You can cancel

1223
00:59:33,519 --> 00:59:36,199
them at seven. The door opens and they're giving you

1224
00:59:36,239 --> 00:59:39,519
to give me one minute, and like, don't don't order

1225
00:59:39,559 --> 00:59:42,239
the uber until you're ready your heat, walk right out.

1226
00:59:42,679 --> 00:59:46,960
I've got red flags on somebody in Blackport. They write,

1227
00:59:47,119 --> 00:59:49,599
she rides with two other people late all the time.

1228
00:59:49,639 --> 00:59:51,480
But you're it's a twenty five minute right out there.

1229
00:59:51,960 --> 00:59:54,599
It's almost thirty dollars, so you're making thirty dollars an hour.

1230
00:59:54,679 --> 00:59:57,840
Take them in a I won't see where they're going, Henrietta,

1231
00:59:58,599 --> 01:00:02,000
and she'll walk out and she gets in. Yeah they're coming. Sure,

1232
01:00:02,079 --> 01:00:08,199
you know they're coming. Responsibility, you know, the Navy and

1233
01:00:08,239 --> 01:00:13,679
probably other services. If you're supposed to be a three,

1234
01:00:13,880 --> 01:00:15,920
they're at three o'clock. If you're there at three o'clock.

1235
01:00:15,920 --> 01:00:16,360
Speaker 1: You're late.

1236
01:00:17,079 --> 01:00:21,199
Speaker 3: Fifteen minutes early is on time, and that's responsibility that

1237
01:00:21,280 --> 01:00:24,000
you should like. I came here. You're like, oh, you're

1238
01:00:24,000 --> 01:00:27,159
always early. And when I was younger, I was always late,

1239
01:00:27,239 --> 01:00:31,320
slept in, I'd get drug. You know, it's just a

1240
01:00:31,320 --> 01:00:33,880
good habit to get into. And I just picked somebody

1241
01:00:33,920 --> 01:00:36,079
up from a construction work. It's funny. It was a

1242
01:00:36,119 --> 01:00:38,519
construction job. You just got the job. He hands me

1243
01:00:38,559 --> 01:00:41,880
a bag of teas and and ball markers.

1244
01:00:42,159 --> 01:00:44,400
Speaker 1: He goes, you know what these are? Are they anchors

1245
01:00:44,440 --> 01:00:46,519
for a wall? I know what.

1246
01:00:46,880 --> 01:00:49,119
Speaker 3: Yeah, you didn't know where they are. That was their introduction.

1247
01:00:49,159 --> 01:00:51,320
They gave him a little gift bag and I go, no,

1248
01:00:51,400 --> 01:00:52,199
these are golf teas.

1249
01:00:52,199 --> 01:00:52,679
Speaker 1: I took golf.

1250
01:00:52,719 --> 01:00:54,519
Speaker 3: Lig goes, all thank gods that we're having to laugh.

1251
01:00:54,559 --> 01:00:56,079
And I just got this job.

1252
01:00:56,719 --> 01:00:57,280
Speaker 2: That's funny.

1253
01:00:57,400 --> 01:01:00,199
Speaker 3: I said, well, just make sure you're fifteen minutes to

1254
01:01:00,239 --> 01:01:03,719
a half hour early, and you will climb the ladder faster.

1255
01:01:03,880 --> 01:01:06,079
He goes, you know what, that's what the interviewer said.

1256
01:01:06,079 --> 01:01:09,159
Maybe I always a kid. He was like twenty twenty three, okay, and.

1257
01:01:09,159 --> 01:01:11,400
Speaker 1: The kid didn't know the Wow.

1258
01:01:11,440 --> 01:01:15,880
Speaker 3: Some people aren't. Yeah, sure, and she goes, that's what

1259
01:01:15,920 --> 01:01:17,960
the interviewer said. I said, trust me on this one.

1260
01:01:18,199 --> 01:01:20,360
I was always late at your age, always having a

1261
01:01:20,360 --> 01:01:23,079
good time spending my money. I go, but if you're

1262
01:01:23,119 --> 01:01:25,280
there early, it gets noticed and it will help you

1263
01:01:25,360 --> 01:01:25,920
down the line.

1264
01:01:26,079 --> 01:01:28,800
Speaker 1: Yeah you yeah, old man advice.

1265
01:01:29,000 --> 01:01:29,440
Speaker 3: Yeah, I know.

1266
01:01:31,280 --> 01:01:33,840
Speaker 1: What's a red flag? Since your bartender as well? What's

1267
01:01:33,840 --> 01:01:36,440
a red flag for bartenders? Bar?

1268
01:01:37,360 --> 01:01:39,039
Speaker 3: I'll tell you what. I walked away from a customer

1269
01:01:39,159 --> 01:01:42,440
last night. There was ten o'clock. You know, some people,

1270
01:01:42,519 --> 01:01:45,119
my friends came in to see me last night. Three

1271
01:01:45,159 --> 01:01:48,000
people walked in and uh, the owner was walking on

1272
01:01:48,079 --> 01:01:50,400
the bathroom and I went like that, you know, do

1273
01:01:50,480 --> 01:01:50,960
I serve me?

1274
01:01:51,000 --> 01:01:53,960
Speaker 1: He's like, can have a couple, but that's it. What

1275
01:01:54,000 --> 01:01:54,480
does that mean?

1276
01:01:54,639 --> 01:01:56,480
Speaker 3: It means we're closing up. You can have a couple,

1277
01:01:56,599 --> 01:01:58,360
no problem, but we want to get out of here. Yeah,

1278
01:01:59,159 --> 01:02:01,440
what do you want a beer?

1279
01:02:01,960 --> 01:02:02,199
Speaker 1: Or?

1280
01:02:02,360 --> 01:02:06,360
Speaker 3: She said everything? Okay, enough for the jokes. I didn't

1281
01:02:06,400 --> 01:02:09,800
say that. I'm like, you know, what do you want beer?

1282
01:02:10,719 --> 01:02:12,159
I just said, you know what, I'll be back. I'm

1283
01:02:12,199 --> 01:02:13,079
taking out the garbage.

1284
01:02:13,119 --> 01:02:13,280
Speaker 1: Now.

1285
01:02:14,440 --> 01:02:16,440
Speaker 3: You just saw the owner say okay, can I have

1286
01:02:16,519 --> 01:02:21,199
a couple, you know, which we could be closing up.

1287
01:02:22,280 --> 01:02:24,599
Don't dick around with me, you know, the night's over.

1288
01:02:24,800 --> 01:02:25,880
You want you want a night?

1289
01:02:25,920 --> 01:02:28,360
Speaker 1: Can tell me what the fuck you want? Yeah, you know.

1290
01:02:28,599 --> 01:02:30,760
Speaker 3: So then I walked back in. She was the two guys,

1291
01:02:31,159 --> 01:02:35,360
you know, they were, you know, uh, crown on the

1292
01:02:35,400 --> 01:02:37,840
crown on the rocks. Okay, and I'm looking at her.

1293
01:02:38,119 --> 01:02:38,880
Do you have Molson?

1294
01:02:39,000 --> 01:02:39,199
Speaker 1: Yeah?

1295
01:02:39,239 --> 01:02:43,840
Speaker 3: I do, but one and done. I'm trying to clean

1296
01:02:43,880 --> 01:02:45,920
the bar, stock the bar, get my shit done so

1297
01:02:46,000 --> 01:02:48,639
I can go home. Yeah, how you doing today? I

1298
01:02:48,639 --> 01:02:51,119
don't need all that attend you know. And it was

1299
01:02:51,159 --> 01:02:53,360
even worse when you open it too. Yeah, you know

1300
01:02:53,480 --> 01:02:56,280
people coming here? One forty five? Did I make last call?

1301
01:02:56,679 --> 01:02:57,800
Speaker 1: Yeah? What are you having?

1302
01:02:58,679 --> 01:03:02,960
Speaker 3: Uh? Uh god? What do you got? Just name a

1303
01:03:03,000 --> 01:03:07,639
fucking beer? You're already drunk, just fucking you know. It's

1304
01:03:07,679 --> 01:03:08,880
like going into McDonald's.

1305
01:03:09,000 --> 01:03:10,840
Speaker 1: Uh what do you have? A whopper?

1306
01:03:10,840 --> 01:03:11,239
Speaker 3: Whoppers?

1307
01:03:11,280 --> 01:03:13,159
Speaker 1: And burger? K uh uh?

1308
01:03:14,280 --> 01:03:19,000
Speaker 3: A bucket of chicken? That's KFC? What be prepared? We

1309
01:03:19,079 --> 01:03:22,000
are you a fucking idiot? I'll give you a drink,

1310
01:03:22,000 --> 01:03:23,559
we'll have a couple of laughs. But I can't. I

1311
01:03:23,599 --> 01:03:28,280
can't handle that, you know, especially when you're three deep. Sure,

1312
01:03:28,440 --> 01:03:31,239
have your cash out. This is what I want.

1313
01:03:31,480 --> 01:03:33,440
Speaker 1: You know, you can get happy, make it happen.

1314
01:03:33,519 --> 01:03:36,039
Speaker 3: Let's hop. Let me make you happy, and then make

1315
01:03:36,079 --> 01:03:38,639
the other fifty people in the bar happy. Let's let's

1316
01:03:38,719 --> 01:03:42,639
rock and roll. I've walked away from people. Oh yeah,

1317
01:03:43,000 --> 01:03:44,880
I'm right out to the next person. And by the

1318
01:03:44,880 --> 01:03:46,920
time I get back to him, I'll have a Jenny

1319
01:03:47,000 --> 01:03:49,760
Light Corse Light Miller like boom. If you ignore somebody

1320
01:03:49,840 --> 01:03:51,400
for that five minutes and they don't have a beer,

1321
01:03:51,480 --> 01:03:54,280
they're gonna know their order exactly when you come back. Yeah,

1322
01:03:54,320 --> 01:03:57,440
and from then out and then oh the fucking Boetuner sucks. No,

1323
01:03:57,519 --> 01:04:00,159
I don't suck. I'm handling fifty people by myself. You'll

1324
01:04:00,199 --> 01:04:04,960
be prepared. I'll tell you the jokes your homework, dick. Yeah, exactly.

1325
01:04:05,000 --> 01:04:05,920
Speaker 1: You're at a fucking bar.

1326
01:04:06,199 --> 01:04:07,360
Speaker 3: You know what you're gonna drink?

1327
01:04:08,840 --> 01:04:12,480
Speaker 1: All right? We will, Uh, We're gonna we'll take a

1328
01:04:12,519 --> 01:04:17,400
moment an unlikely couple. Unlikely couple. And I know you

1329
01:04:17,440 --> 01:04:20,400
think highly of this chicken. But maybe not she over seven,

1330
01:04:20,519 --> 01:04:23,760
maybe not so much anymore. No, she's not. But I

1331
01:04:23,800 --> 01:04:25,599
still think you think highly of this chick. I'll get

1332
01:04:25,639 --> 01:04:28,360
to that right after this. Got a home improvement conundrum.

1333
01:04:28,599 --> 01:04:32,159
Time to call in the superheroes. Mack of All Trades.

1334
01:04:32,400 --> 01:04:35,599
Leaky fawcett wall that mysteriously as a hole in it

1335
01:04:35,960 --> 01:04:38,960
kitchen looking like it's stuck in the nineties, Mack of

1336
01:04:39,000 --> 01:04:42,239
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1337
01:04:42,719 --> 01:04:46,760
just expert repairs, remodeling and handyman services that get the

1338
01:04:46,960 --> 01:04:50,719
job done right. Call them today at five eight five

1339
01:04:51,159 --> 01:04:54,880
to zero two ninety two eighteen. That's five eight five

1340
01:04:55,159 --> 01:04:58,960
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1341
01:04:59,079 --> 01:05:01,760
at Mac of All ti Trades dot net. Because every

1342
01:05:01,760 --> 01:05:05,199
home needs a hero. Mac of All Trade. Connorson Ferris

1343
01:05:05,199 --> 01:05:10,079
handles workers comp social security, disability and personal injury cases. Listen,

1344
01:05:10,440 --> 01:05:13,360
I get it. Workers comp claims can be a real pain,

1345
01:05:13,840 --> 01:05:17,079
but Connors and Ferris are here to fight for you

1346
01:05:17,599 --> 01:05:21,360
and get you the compensation you deserve. Whether you threw

1347
01:05:21,400 --> 01:05:23,400
out your back on the job, slipped when you should

1348
01:05:23,400 --> 01:05:27,079
a grip, or your boss thinks overtime means free labor. Spoiler,

1349
01:05:27,519 --> 01:05:30,440
it doesn't. They've got your back at Connors and Ferris

1350
01:05:30,719 --> 01:05:34,159
with offices in New York City, Syracuse Rochester and Buffalo.

1351
01:05:34,440 --> 01:05:39,000
They're the go to team for getting the compensation you deserve.

1352
01:05:39,159 --> 01:05:43,480
No gimmicks, no nonsense, just real results. Call Connors and

1353
01:05:43,519 --> 01:05:46,960
Ferris two six' to two. Comp that's two six' to

1354
01:05:46,960 --> 01:06:02,800
two Comp for Connors. And ferris you.

1355
01:06:02,880 --> 01:06:03,559
Speaker 3: Can go.

1356
01:06:06,239 --> 01:06:12,199
Speaker 1: You Can, sun hurricane you can slapp, on away make.

1357
01:06:12,360 --> 01:06:13,360
Speaker 3: A tack.

1358
01:06:16,800 --> 01:06:23,440
Speaker 6: You can it's one OF your. Ai, songs, no right,

1359
01:06:24,039 --> 01:06:27,079
you could you could, do? That, right yeah This is

1360
01:06:27,159 --> 01:06:27,760
Rob tom this.

1361
01:06:27,920 --> 01:06:30,719
Speaker 3: Is crap, really yeah It's.

1362
01:06:30,719 --> 01:06:37,400
Speaker 1: Called sunday this sounds.

1363
01:06:39,000 --> 01:06:39,480
Speaker 3: Sounds LIKE an.

1364
01:06:39,519 --> 01:06:41,719
Speaker 1: Ai song do you? Think so it's interesting that you

1365
01:06:41,760 --> 01:06:44,199
pick up. ON that i wouldn't have, thought that, but,

1366
01:06:44,400 --> 01:06:47,559
yeah no why do you say that because IT'S an?

1367
01:06:47,559 --> 01:06:50,199
Ai song it's not. It's, not no It's Really. Rob

1368
01:06:50,280 --> 01:06:56,400
thomas It's. Called sunday but, It's, interesting, LIKE yeah i

1369
01:06:56,440 --> 01:06:59,079
can totally see why you would. Say that that's.

1370
01:06:59,119 --> 01:06:59,920
Speaker 2: Fairly Funny.

1371
01:07:00,840 --> 01:07:02,360
Speaker 1: Elizabeth hurley what do you Think Of?

1372
01:07:02,440 --> 01:07:05,679
Speaker 3: ELIZABETH hurtley i think she's very hot and probably close.

1373
01:07:05,719 --> 01:07:08,559
To sixty, you are, damn right she's. Fifty nine, fifty nine.

1374
01:07:08,599 --> 01:07:11,320
Speaker 1: That's right HOW do i? Know that because you spank

1375
01:07:11,400 --> 01:07:15,119
banker often you fuck you're in there you're looking, at her.

1376
01:07:15,440 --> 01:07:17,960
Speaker 3: Think of a gosh a movie that she was hot

1377
01:07:18,000 --> 01:07:20,000
and known for back in. The day she Was.

1378
01:07:20,039 --> 01:07:23,480
Speaker 1: In, bedazzled well she Was In. AUSTIN powers i think

1379
01:07:23,480 --> 01:07:26,199
she Was A james. Bond, girl no she Was never.

1380
01:07:26,280 --> 01:07:28,800
JOHNSPOND girl i thought. SHE was i know she Was In.

1381
01:07:28,840 --> 01:07:29,519
Austin power he.

1382
01:07:29,519 --> 01:07:31,280
Speaker 3: Had this argument of the bar last night about something

1383
01:07:31,320 --> 01:07:36,280
about movies of. This bill he puts his own spin

1384
01:07:36,360 --> 01:07:39,639
on songs and he makes, him dirty and he was

1385
01:07:39,639 --> 01:07:42,679
in a wedding crasher and forty, oh, yeah yeah, Yeah

1386
01:07:42,719 --> 01:07:44,840
yeah and somebody said he was in. WEDDING crashes, i,

1387
01:07:44,840 --> 01:07:47,239
go no, he wasn't, and yes, YOU what, i go

1388
01:07:47,559 --> 01:07:50,519
like a, movie Buff and i'd seen this movie a.

1389
01:07:50,599 --> 01:07:53,239
Thousand times and they brought it Up on google that

1390
01:07:53,280 --> 01:07:55,280
he WAS and i held my ground, and said no.

1391
01:07:55,360 --> 01:07:56,920
He WASN'T and, i said you, Know what.

1392
01:07:57,400 --> 01:07:58,360
Speaker 1: There NO reason i argue.

1393
01:07:58,360 --> 01:08:00,559
Speaker 3: ABOUT this, i, Know, RIGHT yeah i looked it up

1394
01:08:00,559 --> 01:08:04,159
TODAY and i AM d b, and YEAH and i

1395
01:08:04,199 --> 01:08:08,079
didn't even. Send It, DID.

1396
01:08:09,840 --> 01:08:11,760
Speaker 1: Yes i didn't want to rub your nose in this

1397
01:08:11,920 --> 01:08:17,640
ship you laid on. My CARPET but I Think elizabeth

1398
01:08:17,720 --> 01:08:22,279
hurley was In The austin powers films or one of. Them,

1399
01:08:22,279 --> 01:08:23,800
ANYWAY yes i.

1400
01:08:24,079 --> 01:08:27,359
Speaker 3: BELIEVE that i think the, First, One Yes And mimmy

1401
01:08:27,479 --> 01:08:32,119
rogers played. Her mother she Is, really yeah she's a.

1402
01:08:32,159 --> 01:08:33,199
FUCKING milf i Know That.

1403
01:08:33,239 --> 01:08:35,720
Speaker 1: Mimi rogers is how much older?

1404
01:08:35,760 --> 01:08:37,880
Speaker 3: Than well she was in the beginning of. The Movie

1405
01:08:37,880 --> 01:08:41,199
then austin got frozen okay and, then.

1406
01:08:41,159 --> 01:08:44,520
Speaker 1: Okay, okay, okay okay that makes. Sense perfect she was

1407
01:08:44,560 --> 01:08:49,399
married To c she was Married To, tom cruise his. First,

1408
01:08:49,439 --> 01:08:55,279
WIFE yeah, I know i'm. Huge. Knackers uh i've met

1409
01:08:55,319 --> 01:09:02,119
her briefly on the Set Of Uh Stuart.

1410
01:09:02,239 --> 01:09:07,479
Speaker 3: Little too, Second, one Yes Because michael jon.

1411
01:09:07,520 --> 01:09:10,640
Speaker 1: That, one no he was the voice. Of them he

1412
01:09:10,760 --> 01:09:12,039
was the voice of the mouse.

1413
01:09:12,079 --> 01:09:12,560
Speaker 3: And the second.

1414
01:09:12,600 --> 01:09:20,399
Speaker 1: One, too yes but they were filming and wife's uncle was.

1415
01:09:20,520 --> 01:09:24,159
Special effects he had done the first cars videos and

1416
01:09:24,359 --> 01:09:27,920
some of the first VIDEOS Won Mtv Music video awards

1417
01:09:27,920 --> 01:09:31,159
and all WENT. To la he Worked FOR charlick's i

1418
01:09:31,199 --> 01:09:33,600
think it was Called In New, york city moved out

1419
01:09:33,600 --> 01:09:38,880
To l a special effects For like Michael, THE angel

1420
01:09:39,319 --> 01:09:42,680
I think i had to do Yeah With. John travolta

1421
01:09:42,840 --> 01:09:48,520
had to do the Trees, in castaway had to be

1422
01:09:48,600 --> 01:09:50,880
blowing the other direction like he, DID.

1423
01:09:53,079 --> 01:09:54,439
Speaker 2: Well i think it was so he had to.

1424
01:09:54,520 --> 01:09:56,439
Speaker 1: Change him but he won all kinds of awards, and

1425
01:09:56,479 --> 01:09:59,079
things goes out on his own and starts his own

1426
01:09:59,239 --> 01:10:04,279
production commpany and was Working On stuart. Little too so

1427
01:10:04,359 --> 01:10:06,640
when the mouse got out of, the car it would move,

1428
01:10:06,840 --> 01:10:09,720
like That And geena davis was. In IT so i

1429
01:10:10,079 --> 01:10:13,800
was in where they. WERE filming i Didn't realize i'd never.

1430
01:10:13,840 --> 01:10:16,199
BEEN on i was On The spider man set and

1431
01:10:16,199 --> 01:10:17,439
all this The First spider Man with.

1432
01:10:17,479 --> 01:10:19,319
Speaker 2: Toby, maguire yes you're.

1433
01:10:19,159 --> 01:10:20,319
Speaker 1: A friend in That From.

1434
01:10:20,399 --> 01:10:23,399
Speaker 3: Hollywood trapicana really it was ALSO the dj and the

1435
01:10:23,520 --> 01:10:24,119
Strip Tease.

1436
01:10:24,359 --> 01:10:27,159
Speaker 1: Johnny cocktails, so yeah this was like up In the.

1437
01:10:27,159 --> 01:10:29,159
GOBLIN'S lair i got to walk around and. See It

1438
01:10:29,439 --> 01:10:34,039
so i'm on the actual set and they bells, go

1439
01:10:34,159 --> 01:10:37,279
off they lock the doors because it's the. SOUND stage

1440
01:10:37,520 --> 01:10:39,720
i didn't know any, of This and i'm locked. In,

1441
01:10:39,760 --> 01:10:43,640
there meanwhile my oldest son who will turn twenty Five,

1442
01:10:43,680 --> 01:10:50,840
in september and my wife are Outside And geena davis

1443
01:10:50,920 --> 01:10:54,560
is oo in an Eye over jamison and here comes

1444
01:10:54,560 --> 01:10:56,640
me And me roger stopping by just to. Say, hello

1445
01:10:57,079 --> 01:11:00,560
now my only connection other than that is a prom

1446
01:11:00,680 --> 01:11:04,520
was in my junior. Year one, every year one of

1447
01:11:04,520 --> 01:11:09,039
my proms Was, In, sharon connecticut which is just over

1448
01:11:09,119 --> 01:11:09,680
the Border Of.

1449
01:11:09,680 --> 01:11:12,520
Speaker 2: New york you're down in that sort of tri.

1450
01:11:12,640 --> 01:11:16,840
Speaker 1: State area, And Uh tom Cruise And mimi rodgers had

1451
01:11:16,880 --> 01:11:20,520
spent the night there the night before. And left it

1452
01:11:20,600 --> 01:11:22,760
was like a. Big deal sure it was, all over

1453
01:11:23,680 --> 01:11:26,119
but that was Another. One tom by, The Way tom

1454
01:11:26,239 --> 01:11:31,199
cruise looks. Looks Great tom cruise, is sixty. Looks, FED

1455
01:11:31,399 --> 01:11:32,399
yeah i haven't.

1456
01:11:32,399 --> 01:11:37,640
Speaker 3: Seen me he's. Ever drank he might have a, little smoked,

1457
01:11:38,279 --> 01:11:42,600
risky business but he keeps. Very, healthy yeah and he

1458
01:11:42,640 --> 01:11:44,920
works out, a lot and he wants to do his,

1459
01:11:44,960 --> 01:11:48,199
own stunts so the audience can feel that they're that

1460
01:11:48,319 --> 01:11:49,760
that's him in the movie and feel a part. OF

1461
01:11:49,800 --> 01:11:52,319
it i was just watching something on a little clip

1462
01:11:52,319 --> 01:11:55,359
of reels where he's the next, mission impossible the final

1463
01:11:55,399 --> 01:12:01,079
mission as he's on the airplane the what To call

1464
01:12:01,199 --> 01:12:04,359
CESSNA to i don't know if that's what, it is,

1465
01:12:04,399 --> 01:12:07,520
one propeller, two wings but you know the dangers that

1466
01:12:07,560 --> 01:12:10,279
he's going through not being the stuntman is, you know.

1467
01:12:10,439 --> 01:12:13,159
Seventy miles if you get hit with a rock or

1468
01:12:13,159 --> 01:12:16,079
something or even a Piece of jesus and YOU'VE got i.

1469
01:12:16,199 --> 01:12:19,760
Gear on in the one movie where he's taken off

1470
01:12:20,239 --> 01:12:21,600
and he's on the side of. The plane now they've,

1471
01:12:21,640 --> 01:12:23,399
got wires but he's doing and they had to put

1472
01:12:23,640 --> 01:12:27,880
contexts in if anything hits your eye, or anything, you

1473
01:12:27,920 --> 01:12:32,680
know you're. You're blind and they landed took off in. Seven,

1474
01:12:32,760 --> 01:12:36,560
TIMES yeah i wonder why he. Insists them it's part

1475
01:12:36,560 --> 01:12:37,720
of the challenge for HIM to i.

1476
01:12:37,800 --> 01:12:38,800
Speaker 1: Think, so yeah.

1477
01:12:39,359 --> 01:12:42,319
Speaker 3: THE thrill i mean you watch. The documentaries he's on

1478
01:12:42,359 --> 01:12:46,079
the side of the the Building. In dubai, you know he's.

1479
01:12:46,119 --> 01:12:49,079
STRAPPED in i mean they C g i aw the,

1480
01:12:49,119 --> 01:12:52,239
wires out but he's still, doing that. You know and

1481
01:12:52,279 --> 01:12:55,279
the in the First, mission impossible the knife that's right

1482
01:12:55,399 --> 01:13:00,319
up to his eye and it's touching. His eyelashes that

1483
01:13:00,520 --> 01:13:03,720
was over the bad. Guy's body it was on a,

1484
01:13:03,800 --> 01:13:09,000
steel rod steel line coming down with an. Actual knife

1485
01:13:09,520 --> 01:13:12,640
he's just holding it There and tom is just carefully

1486
01:13:12,720 --> 01:13:15,920
going up up to it to touch his his. Eye

1487
01:13:16,079 --> 01:13:19,640
eyelashes so all that. Was real so you don't obviously

1488
01:13:19,640 --> 01:13:22,720
don't see. The, LINE yeah i would not take you

1489
01:13:22,800 --> 01:13:25,159
only have. Two eyes, you know.

1490
01:13:25,159 --> 01:13:29,479
Speaker 1: Who Was elizabeth hurley with Years Ago hugh grant. NOT

1491
01:13:29,600 --> 01:13:33,319
married I See hugh, grant RECENTLY and, i, go man you, Fucked,

1492
01:13:33,399 --> 01:13:35,520
up man you. Fucked up you?

1493
01:13:35,520 --> 01:13:38,079
Speaker 3: Know what he fucked? Up with WHAT somebody i introduced

1494
01:13:38,079 --> 01:13:41,079
Out in la at a Place Called Legs. Divine brown

1495
01:13:41,159 --> 01:13:47,000
oh that was You're fucking i'm not. Kidding it after, the,

1496
01:13:47,039 --> 01:13:50,920
fact yes, some, fame, Yes yeah and that Was When

1497
01:13:51,039 --> 01:13:51,680
jay lenos.

1498
01:13:51,840 --> 01:13:55,239
Speaker 1: Passed letterman yes to. That interview what.

1499
01:13:54,840 --> 01:13:56,560
Speaker 3: What the hell were? You thinking that was his. First

1500
01:13:56,600 --> 01:13:59,279
LINE so, i SAID can i ask you? Some questions, because,

1501
01:13:59,319 --> 01:14:01,279
Yeah abolute, i'm like where'd you? Get caught she goes

1502
01:14:01,359 --> 01:14:03,720
right around the corner and she was giving him head

1503
01:14:04,359 --> 01:14:06,760
and he was stretching out and he kept hitting his

1504
01:14:07,279 --> 01:14:10,319
leg on the break. Break lights so it was going

1505
01:14:10,359 --> 01:14:14,880
sporadically and, copsle like? What's that and got Caught with it's.

1506
01:14:14,920 --> 01:14:17,119
Speaker 1: Like that it's it's the, streets.

1507
01:14:16,920 --> 01:14:22,560
Speaker 3: Hot, it's dirty, it's naughty, it's adventurous. It's adrenaline and

1508
01:14:22,640 --> 01:14:24,600
that's how she got to. Be popular and then she

1509
01:14:24,640 --> 01:14:26,319
went over and made some porn movies and then she

1510
01:14:26,399 --> 01:14:28,640
was a. Private escort what she was doing in this

1511
01:14:28,680 --> 01:14:31,640
little shiphole of a club around the corner FROM where.

1512
01:14:31,640 --> 01:14:35,359
I lived i have, no idea but she was Huh,

1513
01:14:35,640 --> 01:14:37,960
SHE now i think that's why she was only there

1514
01:14:37,960 --> 01:14:40,159
a couple, of nights because she wasn't drawing what. She,

1515
01:14:40,319 --> 01:14:43,640
thought yeah so it was like a little ship hole of. A,

1516
01:14:43,720 --> 01:14:44,840
place god you.

1517
01:14:44,920 --> 01:14:47,399
Speaker 1: DO wonder, i, mean like That's what. I'm saying but

1518
01:14:47,960 --> 01:14:51,760
you would what are? You, thinking yeah you're.

1519
01:14:51,800 --> 01:14:55,319
Speaker 3: An act you could have go you could walk at. Any,

1520
01:14:55,359 --> 01:14:57,359
bar yeah you know you're not gonna.

1521
01:14:57,359 --> 01:14:57,520
Speaker 1: Get.

1522
01:14:57,560 --> 01:14:59,479
Speaker 3: CAUGHT no, i mean if you're in, a bar, you're

1523
01:14:59,479 --> 01:15:00,680
great and you, go home.

1524
01:15:00,720 --> 01:15:04,199
Speaker 1: You're grant, Go home go go to, a hotel. Go

1525
01:15:04,560 --> 01:15:08,319
somewhere but then, All eyes well that's. Another thing, you

1526
01:15:08,359 --> 01:15:08,920
know you don't want to.

1527
01:15:08,920 --> 01:15:09,760
Speaker 3: Get, Caught NO but.

1528
01:15:09,720 --> 01:15:11,880
Speaker 1: I mean you go in first and you come in

1529
01:15:11,920 --> 01:15:14,399
a half. Hour later, I'll go i'm in this, room

1530
01:15:14,439 --> 01:15:17,479
whatever blah, blah blah just. WALK in i. Don't, know yes,

1531
01:15:17,600 --> 01:15:20,319
you're right there's probably there's a wrist that he did

1532
01:15:20,319 --> 01:15:22,239
get caught in, the end so it. Didn't Matter But

1533
01:15:22,359 --> 01:15:27,800
elizabeth hurley is now dating, someone new, you.

1534
01:15:27,760 --> 01:15:31,119
Speaker 3: Know younger, or older younger than if she's. Fifty, NINE

1535
01:15:31,399 --> 01:15:33,960
yeah i don't give.

1536
01:15:34,000 --> 01:15:36,520
Speaker 1: Me hints i'm gonna give you. A hint i'm gonna

1537
01:15:36,520 --> 01:15:36,960
give you a hint.

1538
01:15:37,000 --> 01:15:38,159
Speaker 3: Right here is it a musician?

1539
01:15:39,640 --> 01:15:42,520
Speaker 1: Sort? Of, YEAH either i don't.

1540
01:15:42,359 --> 01:15:51,439
Speaker 3: Know She's Dating. Garth, brookes nope oh keep. Bringing, Her,

1541
01:15:51,600 --> 01:15:53,520
YEAH billy i wouldn't.

1542
01:15:53,560 --> 01:15:54,920
Speaker 1: Guess, that no way.

1543
01:15:55,359 --> 01:15:56,079
Speaker 3: You go what?

1544
01:15:56,119 --> 01:15:57,520
Speaker 2: The fuck they went To.

1545
01:15:57,560 --> 01:16:01,560
Speaker 1: The maldives that's My vager haitian dream is to go To.

1546
01:16:01,600 --> 01:16:05,760
The maldives is it's just, just beautiful, tropical place like

1547
01:16:06,000 --> 01:16:09,239
out on the other side of. The world, and, She

1548
01:16:10,640 --> 01:16:14,359
Yes billy cyrus is. Sixty three, excuse me she is.

1549
01:16:14,520 --> 01:16:18,399
Fifty nine she put all these pictures up of him

1550
01:16:18,880 --> 01:16:19,920
and uh.

1551
01:16:20,279 --> 01:16:24,359
Speaker 3: You imagine her riding him wearing. His calary, it's, like,

1552
01:16:24,560 --> 01:16:26,079
yeah crazy.

1553
01:16:25,680 --> 01:16:28,680
Speaker 1: AND it's i got you Go Billion ray sirius is

1554
01:16:28,760 --> 01:16:32,159
not a bad. Looking guy but it, Was, LIKE god

1555
01:16:32,199 --> 01:16:36,560
I wish i found, and, RIGHT yeah I wish i

1556
01:16:36,680 --> 01:16:37,199
found the.

1557
01:16:38,239 --> 01:16:41,359
Speaker 3: What's his daughter she talks?

1558
01:16:41,359 --> 01:16:44,760
Speaker 1: About, Doing yeah god, Knows what god, knows WHO AND

1559
01:16:45,640 --> 01:16:49,600
i I wish. I Found, oh god this is what

1560
01:16:49,760 --> 01:16:54,439
year was this song Out eighty no had to be in, the, Nineties.

1561
01:16:54,199 --> 01:16:55,680
Speaker 3: Nineties yeah had.

1562
01:16:55,720 --> 01:16:55,920
Speaker 6: To, Be.

1563
01:16:57,800 --> 01:17:00,560
Speaker 1: God look at all. These girls did he do?

1564
01:17:00,680 --> 01:17:01,039
Speaker 3: Trouble?

1565
01:17:01,079 --> 01:17:02,439
Speaker 1: TOO maybe i.

1566
01:17:02,479 --> 01:17:03,960
Speaker 2: Don't know was his one.

1567
01:17:04,039 --> 01:17:05,560
Speaker 1: Hit wonder it was certainly a one.

1568
01:17:05,600 --> 01:17:06,920
Speaker 3: Hit wonder but.

1569
01:17:08,399 --> 01:17:13,319
Speaker 1: Kill, kill killed, and uh you know you can make

1570
01:17:13,359 --> 01:17:16,079
all KINDS of I Remember. BILL hicks i should SEE

1571
01:17:16,119 --> 01:17:18,000
IF i I Know, BILL hicks i should Find The.

1572
01:17:18,039 --> 01:17:25,359
Bill hicks Uh Uh bill Hicks On Billy ray cyrus would.

1573
01:17:25,159 --> 01:17:28,920
Speaker 3: Be Pretty travis tridd. Did trouble not a big. Country

1574
01:17:28,960 --> 01:17:34,239
guy no. Me Neither but i've had plenty of, friends

1575
01:17:34,279 --> 01:17:37,279
saying you gotta go to a country country because all

1576
01:17:37,319 --> 01:17:40,640
the women there are just decked out tight, black shirts

1577
01:17:40,720 --> 01:17:42,800
tight blue jeans and a cowboy hat.

1578
01:17:42,880 --> 01:17:46,319
Speaker 1: To boot, oh, wait, wait, wait, wait oh this Is

1579
01:17:46,319 --> 01:17:48,800
the letterman piece when He Brought bill hicks. Mother on

1580
01:17:48,960 --> 01:17:52,039
let me SEE if i can. Find it here.

1581
01:17:52,079 --> 01:17:54,279
Speaker 7: We go but the fact of the matter is The

1582
01:17:54,279 --> 01:17:56,319
reason i'm Going To quick PERFORMING is i finally got

1583
01:17:56,319 --> 01:17:59,359
MY own tv show coming out next FALL.

1584
01:17:59,439 --> 01:18:09,680
Speaker 1: On cb so, Thank you i'm it is not a.

1585
01:18:09,720 --> 01:18:16,439
Speaker 7: Talk Show, dear god, thank You, thank Jesus, thank Buddha,

1586
01:18:16,520 --> 01:18:20,439
thank Mohammed, thank Almah, thank krishna thank you every fucking

1587
01:18:20,439 --> 01:18:20,720
god in.

1588
01:18:20,760 --> 01:18:21,079
Speaker 3: The book.

1589
01:18:24,159 --> 01:18:25,039
Speaker 2: Please, relate.

1590
01:18:28,159 --> 01:18:28,840
Speaker 1: No it's not a.

1591
01:18:28,840 --> 01:18:31,119
Speaker 7: Talk show it's a half hour weekly SHOW that i

1592
01:18:31,159 --> 01:18:34,479
will Host Entitled let's Hunt And Kill Billy.

1593
01:18:34,560 --> 01:18:44,960
Speaker 3: Ray cyrus so y'all be. Tuning In.

1594
01:18:45,439 --> 01:18:52,760
Speaker 7: Cool cool it's a fairly self. Explanatory plot, each week

1595
01:18:52,840 --> 01:18:55,199
we let the hounds of hell loose and we chase that,

1596
01:18:55,399 --> 01:19:03,279
jar head, no, talent cracker asshole all over. The globe.

1597
01:19:02,680 --> 01:19:02,720
Speaker 1: He.

1598
01:19:02,840 --> 01:19:04,720
Speaker 3: DIED cancer i finally catch.

1599
01:19:04,800 --> 01:19:10,520
Speaker 7: That cancer he's put a shotgun in, his mouth like

1600
01:19:10,560 --> 01:19:11,600
a big black cock.

1601
01:19:11,640 --> 01:19:12,359
Speaker 1: Of death.

1602
01:19:15,159 --> 01:19:17,439
Speaker 7: And we'll be back in ninety Five With let's Hunt

1603
01:19:17,439 --> 01:19:17,800
And Kill.

1604
01:19:17,920 --> 01:19:18,960
Speaker 2: Michael bolton so.

1605
01:19:21,880 --> 01:19:24,560
Speaker 1: That's from. HIS uh i think it was, HIS album

1606
01:19:24,800 --> 01:19:30,439
A random e, minor Minor But billy ray sires, you

1607
01:19:30,520 --> 01:19:33,640
go it can't be about it's got it's got to

1608
01:19:33,680 --> 01:19:38,039
give every middle aged divorced guy a little bit. Of

1609
01:19:38,079 --> 01:19:42,520
hope i'm, just, SAYING yeah, i mean it's hoped for

1610
01:19:42,640 --> 01:19:46,039
all the divorced middle aged dads out there, that, maybe,

1611
01:19:46,479 --> 01:19:50,119
POSSIBLY perchance, i mean hang around, long enough.

1612
01:19:50,399 --> 01:19:55,000
Speaker 4: You, might yeah you got there's a chance you got

1613
01:19:55,000 --> 01:19:57,520
her on the. Down slope but you, got her you

1614
01:19:57,600 --> 01:20:01,000
got you. Got her you got in there. Right right

1615
01:20:01,079 --> 01:20:03,119
and she's having hot girls summer at fifty nine.

1616
01:20:03,199 --> 01:20:03,680
Speaker 3: Years old she.

1617
01:20:03,880 --> 01:20:07,000
Speaker 1: Was fantastic she's in a red bikini dancing around it,

1618
01:20:07,039 --> 01:20:10,680
looks PERFECT and i THINK that i think social media

1619
01:20:10,760 --> 01:20:16,640
is giving women over fifty. More visibility, go. On TikTok

1620
01:20:16,680 --> 01:20:18,479
have you? Gone TikTok you might as well call it

1621
01:20:18,600 --> 01:20:19,479
TikTok Struck? Your?

1622
01:20:19,479 --> 01:20:20,159
Speaker 2: Cockay got?

1623
01:20:21,800 --> 01:20:26,800
Speaker 1: They got you'll see women dancing of, older, women yes

1624
01:20:26,840 --> 01:20:29,119
AND they're i mean they're all sexed up and just

1625
01:20:29,199 --> 01:20:31,359
in their kitchen dancing around tiktack is.

1626
01:20:31,359 --> 01:20:32,880
Speaker 3: One more THING that i don't need. To watch what

1627
01:20:32,880 --> 01:20:36,000
do YOU mean i GO to I have facebook REELS

1628
01:20:36,039 --> 01:20:39,359
and i go through enough of those to just to,

1629
01:20:39,399 --> 01:20:40,720
thirty seconds and it's just.

1630
01:20:41,119 --> 01:20:43,119
Speaker 1: Do we have a? DOUBLE standard i guess we do

1631
01:20:43,359 --> 01:20:45,840
still on looks and age, and.

1632
01:20:46,039 --> 01:20:51,199
Speaker 3: BEAUTY right I think i think it's definitely different with every. Uh,

1633
01:20:51,920 --> 01:20:54,439
generation YEAH and i think it's sexy and where you,

1634
01:20:54,479 --> 01:20:58,359
WORK too i mean working at. Strip clubs, For me

1635
01:20:59,199 --> 01:21:03,680
i've worked for the lot of. Sexy women so now

1636
01:21:03,680 --> 01:21:07,680
IT'S more i smile and how.

1637
01:21:07,720 --> 01:21:12,560
Speaker 1: Authenticity to like somebody who's a little? More grounded, maybe YEAH.

1638
01:21:12,520 --> 01:21:14,680
Speaker 3: But I mean, i like you know At, Wild, side

1639
01:21:15,399 --> 01:21:17,560
uh can you play ukor do you? Like golf?

1640
01:21:18,119 --> 01:21:23,520
Speaker 1: You know. Mm. HMM yeah i think with This That

1641
01:21:24,039 --> 01:21:27,399
Billy ray syres went through a pretty. Ugly divorce and

1642
01:21:27,520 --> 01:21:30,199
FROM what i read on page Six because i'm a

1643
01:21:30,239 --> 01:21:36,880
slut for, page six Is That elizabeth hurley texted, him saying,

1644
01:21:36,920 --> 01:21:40,199
You know i'm so sorry, or whatever and they had

1645
01:21:40,239 --> 01:21:42,159
done a movie or. SOMETHING together i think they did

1646
01:21:42,159 --> 01:21:45,520
Some Like hallmark christmas movie or something that makes sense and.

1647
01:21:45,720 --> 01:21:50,000
Speaker 3: Or as movies all The, Same, platt.

1648
01:21:49,880 --> 01:21:54,840
Speaker 1: Yeah right AND uh i think that she they, Sort

1649
01:21:54,840 --> 01:21:55,720
of so, you go is this?

1650
01:21:55,840 --> 01:21:57,079
Speaker 2: A rebound do you?

1651
01:21:57,119 --> 01:22:01,239
Speaker 1: Know anybody here's my theory on guys who get divorced

1652
01:22:01,560 --> 01:22:05,239
a lot, of times and think of, your Friends because

1653
01:22:05,319 --> 01:22:07,520
i'm sure you have a few that pop. Into mind

1654
01:22:08,079 --> 01:22:11,520
the guys that get to get divorced end up in

1655
01:22:11,560 --> 01:22:13,039
a new relationship.

1656
01:22:13,720 --> 01:22:15,079
Speaker 2: Fairly quickly, you.

1657
01:22:15,000 --> 01:22:16,720
Speaker 3: Know it's funny you say that because friend, of, mine

1658
01:22:16,840 --> 01:22:19,880
sure we're not, getting divorced and we were at a bar.

1659
01:22:20,039 --> 01:22:24,520
Last year there's three, of us, And uh i've always

1660
01:22:24,560 --> 01:22:26,640
been the one no luck with WOMEN or i just

1661
01:22:26,720 --> 01:22:30,640
don't know, The signs and that might be my own

1662
01:22:30,680 --> 01:22:33,399
fault of picking up on subtleties because everybody always asked

1663
01:22:33,439 --> 01:22:35,560
Me why, i'm SINGLE and i joked with my one

1664
01:22:35,600 --> 01:22:37,840
friend going, THROUGH divorce i go you're Gonna have you're

1665
01:22:37,880 --> 01:22:40,359
gonna have a new GIRLFRIEND before, i do and you're,

1666
01:22:40,399 --> 01:22:41,560
getting divorced and sure enough.

1667
01:22:41,600 --> 01:22:44,640
Speaker 1: He, did, yeah well what WHAT is i think, it's

1668
01:22:44,840 --> 01:22:49,560
guys especially when they, get older you. Want it you

1669
01:22:49,640 --> 01:22:54,239
feel more grounded because you were in the institution of

1670
01:22:54,319 --> 01:22:57,560
marriage with a partner or with a person and. Whatever

1671
01:22:57,640 --> 01:23:01,600
happened for a lot of, these guys it's twenty years

1672
01:23:01,600 --> 01:23:02,960
and then they get divorced.

1673
01:23:02,640 --> 01:23:03,479
Speaker 2: Or fifteen years or.

1674
01:23:03,479 --> 01:23:06,159
Speaker 1: Twelve years that's a that's a, long time and and

1675
01:23:06,199 --> 01:23:09,560
you get used to that and you want, that again, You,

1676
01:23:09,600 --> 01:23:13,399
KNOW stephanie i, will say every divorced guy goes through the.

1677
01:23:13,399 --> 01:23:15,079
Horror phase you don't want to get them on there

1678
01:23:15,159 --> 01:23:16,279
in the horror phase because they're.

1679
01:23:16,279 --> 01:23:17,159
Speaker 2: HOOKING up i.

1680
01:23:17,199 --> 01:23:19,399
Speaker 1: DON'T know i think, MOST guys i don't know What phase.

1681
01:23:19,439 --> 01:23:26,199
I'm in i'm just. Fased, out yeah usually, face DOWN but,

1682
01:23:26,520 --> 01:23:28,399
I uh i just wonder.

1683
01:23:28,520 --> 01:23:29,319
Speaker 2: Like that that's.

1684
01:23:29,359 --> 01:23:32,199
Speaker 1: My question i'm glad you kind OF because i, always,

1685
01:23:32,239 --> 01:23:35,279
go man you dudes are jumping in, Too Soon like

1686
01:23:35,319 --> 01:23:36,640
i'll see a guy and that's what they're.

1687
01:23:36,680 --> 01:23:39,279
Speaker 3: Used to but That's what, i'm saying waking Up and

1688
01:23:39,319 --> 01:23:41,199
i'll take you to Work and i'll fill, your guys take, you.

1689
01:23:41,239 --> 01:23:44,439
Speaker 1: This that but here's the PROBLEM that. I, see okay

1690
01:23:44,880 --> 01:23:48,720
when you're, doing that you're getting the same person that you.

1691
01:23:48,920 --> 01:23:50,760
Speaker 2: Just left because that's what.

1692
01:23:50,800 --> 01:23:54,000
Speaker 3: You Know, star wars You, Watch empire Sets, strikes back,

1693
01:23:54,279 --> 01:23:56,079
new movie. Same, concept yes but.

1694
01:23:56,159 --> 01:23:57,399
Speaker 2: It's, new yes you KNOW what.

1695
01:23:57,439 --> 01:23:59,840
Speaker 1: I mean and so if you really need, a break

1696
01:24:00,199 --> 01:24:02,640
take a break and get to feel like what, you

1697
01:24:02,800 --> 01:24:06,000
like figure out you figure out, your ship and then,

1698
01:24:06,079 --> 01:24:09,079
go now, go ahead make. A face just go fucking make.

1699
01:24:09,119 --> 01:24:10,720
A face i'm just saying.

1700
01:24:10,720 --> 01:24:13,560
Speaker 3: WITH you i was just thinking you, Got divorced you've, been,

1701
01:24:13,640 --> 01:24:14,520
single yes?

1702
01:24:14,760 --> 01:24:16,399
Speaker 1: Ever, since YES yes.

1703
01:24:16,880 --> 01:24:19,359
Speaker 3: I have some people, Are like, I'm done i'm not,

1704
01:24:19,439 --> 01:24:21,399
getting married jumping back In that.

1705
01:24:21,720 --> 01:24:26,000
Speaker 1: I'm not i'm. Not there i'm not. THAT person i

1706
01:24:26,000 --> 01:24:28,359
think for me that there's just a lot of things,

1707
01:24:28,359 --> 01:24:32,119
going ON and i keep Any relationship i've had or

1708
01:24:32,199 --> 01:24:35,880
have not had or whatever. Pretty secret i've had people

1709
01:24:36,479 --> 01:24:40,159
be very overt, to me, and like, YOU know I

1710
01:24:40,199 --> 01:24:42,720
think i got told. LAST week i don't know how this.

1711
01:24:42,800 --> 01:24:44,880
IS possible I think i look The worst i've ever

1712
01:24:44,880 --> 01:24:47,600
looked at. My life but this woman said, to, me man.

1713
01:24:47,640 --> 01:24:52,359
YOU'RE yummy i would be out in. My car so

1714
01:24:52,520 --> 01:24:56,640
this guy shitting next she's, a woman had, great shape

1715
01:24:56,920 --> 01:24:59,880
she might be a little bit older, than me but

1716
01:25:00,079 --> 01:25:01,840
she has a boyfriend and all, this STUFF and, I

1717
01:25:01,880 --> 01:25:04,359
go i. Absolutely not and my the guy sitting next

1718
01:25:04,399 --> 01:25:06,680
to me, IS like i will fucking kill you if.

1719
01:25:06,720 --> 01:25:08,560
YOU don't i want to know what she. Looks, LIKE nick, i, go,

1720
01:25:08,680 --> 01:25:10,920
right no. Absolutely not i'm not. Getting involved i'm not

1721
01:25:11,000 --> 01:25:14,039
getting involved with somebody who's not happy in.

1722
01:25:14,079 --> 01:25:15,039
Speaker 2: Their relationship but.

1723
01:25:15,039 --> 01:25:17,279
Speaker 1: You're not, getting involved whether you're having sex. And RELEASE

1724
01:25:17,520 --> 01:25:19,640
but i don't even want you that you, don't know

1725
01:25:19,840 --> 01:25:22,319
maybe that's what. You need that's they're set up punching

1726
01:25:22,319 --> 01:25:24,880
walls and losing your fucking cell phone like a four,

1727
01:25:24,960 --> 01:25:28,000
Year old go get your dick sucked and do a little, doggie, savvy, Like,

1728
01:25:28,159 --> 01:25:28,720
hey doug you.

1729
01:25:28,760 --> 01:25:29,279
Speaker 3: KNOW something i.

1730
01:25:29,359 --> 01:25:31,760
Speaker 1: Am refreshed, GOSH damn i CAME and i. Feel great

1731
01:25:32,680 --> 01:25:35,199
why didn't you. TRY that i don't want any.

1732
01:25:35,199 --> 01:25:35,760
Speaker 3: OF that i don't.

1733
01:25:35,800 --> 01:25:37,840
Speaker 1: WANT sex i don't want a woman Is not.

1734
01:25:38,000 --> 01:25:40,520
Speaker 3: I'm, Not sure Bailey, ray cyrus give me your achy.

1735
01:25:40,560 --> 01:25:44,079
Breaky heart i'm not saying that, Walking yes And what

1736
01:25:44,119 --> 01:25:47,960
i'm saying Is what i'm trying to say, to YOU

1737
01:25:48,079 --> 01:25:51,520
is i don't want the drama that goes with someone

1738
01:25:51,600 --> 01:25:51,960
who's in.

1739
01:25:52,000 --> 01:25:54,000
Speaker 2: A relationship i don't want.

1740
01:25:53,880 --> 01:25:57,079
Speaker 3: We're going to fucking my house for fifteen. Twenty Minutes, MAYBE.

1741
01:25:56,960 --> 01:25:59,239
Speaker 1: No i don't even want TO do i would rather not.

1742
01:25:59,319 --> 01:26:00,319
Speaker 2: Be BOTHERED that.

1743
01:26:00,439 --> 01:26:03,039
Speaker 1: I Understand then i'm gonna tell, you WHY because i

1744
01:26:03,039 --> 01:26:05,479
think that sometimes those people keep hanging around and keep

1745
01:26:05,479 --> 01:26:08,680
hanging around AND then i have had myself in situations over.

1746
01:26:08,720 --> 01:26:10,119
Speaker 2: The years but BACK.

1747
01:26:09,960 --> 01:26:13,199
Speaker 1: Before i was MARRIED where i wound UP with i

1748
01:26:13,239 --> 01:26:17,600
remember being some older woman's House and i'm, So drunk

1749
01:26:17,640 --> 01:26:20,520
i'm sweating and she's rare to Go and, I'm like.

1750
01:26:21,000 --> 01:26:23,960
I'm not they ain't, have, it lady it is. NOT

1751
01:26:24,079 --> 01:26:26,680
happening i don't want any of. THIS shit i don't.

1752
01:26:26,720 --> 01:26:29,479
WANT this i think she was like her husband was out.

1753
01:26:29,520 --> 01:26:30,920
OF town i don't even KNOW how i ended. Up

1754
01:26:30,920 --> 01:26:32,960
there it was like twenty a lot of. Those, stories,

1755
01:26:33,000 --> 01:26:35,479
Yes yes i've.

1756
01:26:35,560 --> 01:26:36,680
Speaker 2: LIVED it i don't need.

1757
01:26:36,720 --> 01:26:39,520
Speaker 1: It now that. Was awful it. Was great it. Was

1758
01:26:39,560 --> 01:26:42,319
awful it was, awfully great, right right you know that sort.

1759
01:26:42,359 --> 01:26:42,880
Speaker 2: OF thing i don't.

1760
01:26:42,880 --> 01:26:44,760
Speaker 1: Need that it's, GOOD.

1761
01:26:44,560 --> 01:26:48,840
Speaker 3: Though i mean because DATING if i am talking, to somebody,

1762
01:26:49,920 --> 01:26:52,600
you know kids or what what she's got going. ON

1763
01:26:52,680 --> 01:26:54,920
doing i want to be a part. Of this and

1764
01:26:55,079 --> 01:26:57,039
IT'S not i don't think it's. BEING picky i think

1765
01:26:57,039 --> 01:26:59,399
it's being mature and, be like, You know i'm not the.

1766
01:26:59,479 --> 01:27:00,920
Right guy i'm not the right fit to.

1767
01:27:00,960 --> 01:27:03,399
Speaker 2: Your, pass, yes, yes exactly.

1768
01:27:03,479 --> 01:27:06,439
Speaker 1: Yeah YEAH and i also right now need to put

1769
01:27:06,520 --> 01:27:09,560
my energy toward. Other, things, YES right i don't need

1770
01:27:09,560 --> 01:27:13,640
that headache of, you know all of, a sudden how

1771
01:27:13,640 --> 01:27:16,680
come you didn't call? ME today i, GOT no i

1772
01:27:16,680 --> 01:27:17,640
got normally you.

1773
01:27:17,680 --> 01:27:19,199
Speaker 3: Text me you call me.

1774
01:27:19,359 --> 01:27:20,359
Speaker 1: And you said you get.

1775
01:27:20,399 --> 01:27:22,199
Speaker 3: Come over i'll tell you what shut.

1776
01:27:23,479 --> 01:27:24,439
Speaker 1: Sorry. Front.

1777
01:27:24,520 --> 01:27:28,520
Speaker 3: Door uh there was this woman that wanted to, meet

1778
01:27:28,520 --> 01:27:30,319
me and then past three WEEKS and i was going

1779
01:27:30,359 --> 01:27:33,560
to dog sit Four in October and, i'm, like okay

1780
01:27:33,600 --> 01:27:35,680
well let's. Get together and it was a little firtatious,

1781
01:27:35,720 --> 01:27:37,159
of first and, she's like why are you always talking

1782
01:27:37,159 --> 01:27:37,600
about sex?

1783
01:27:37,720 --> 01:27:39,039
Speaker 1: Or THIS then, i, LIKE what?

1784
01:27:39,079 --> 01:27:39,720
Speaker 3: I know WHAT am i going to?

1785
01:27:39,760 --> 01:27:43,600
Speaker 1: Talk ABOUT but i Was.

1786
01:27:43,640 --> 01:27:45,520
Speaker 3: THAT wegmans i was in. A hurry i shit. To

1787
01:27:45,560 --> 01:27:48,680
do we had not, met YET and i got Home

1788
01:27:48,680 --> 01:27:50,319
from Wegmans and i'm making this that and the, other

1789
01:27:50,359 --> 01:27:53,680
THING and i get, A, text hey you walked past

1790
01:27:53,720 --> 01:27:55,920
Me at wegmans and you look like you're a. Real

1791
01:27:56,000 --> 01:27:59,560
HURRY and i, didn't WIN and i. Deleted everything why

1792
01:27:59,760 --> 01:28:01,960
because because if you don't have enough seconds, to, Say

1793
01:28:02,159 --> 01:28:06,000
hey i'm blah. Blah blah, i'm like Even if i'm in,

1794
01:28:06,039 --> 01:28:06,720
A hurry.

1795
01:28:07,159 --> 01:28:09,720
Speaker 1: I wouldn't have. DELETED everything i WOULD have i would, have,

1796
01:28:09,720 --> 01:28:12,840
SAID oh i so wish you would have if that was. The,

1797
01:28:12,920 --> 01:28:17,560
case now what's? The point what was? Being respectful and

1798
01:28:17,800 --> 01:28:21,239
and and by the way that it's a, little, intimidating

1799
01:28:21,840 --> 01:28:24,279
right this is a woman that is, to me that's.

1800
01:28:24,319 --> 01:28:27,479
Self aware that's a. Great character you are now.

1801
01:28:27,600 --> 01:28:29,600
Speaker 2: Fucking, Moron no, I'm not yes.

1802
01:28:29,680 --> 01:28:34,399
Speaker 3: You. Are i'ming BUT if i, see somebody how you? Doing?

1803
01:28:34,479 --> 01:28:36,600
Nice little how you doing breaking? The day but you're

1804
01:28:36,640 --> 01:28:37,119
focused on.

1805
01:28:37,199 --> 01:28:41,000
Speaker 1: Buying it karen? A, cucumber yeah because and stick them

1806
01:28:41,079 --> 01:28:42,520
up Your ask, yeah exactly.

1807
01:28:42,199 --> 01:28:44,119
Speaker 3: THAT'S why i want with. Carry cucumber and you don't

1808
01:28:44,159 --> 01:28:46,760
have to have enough time to, say hey she, she

1809
01:28:46,800 --> 01:28:50,119
says you're. Very, determined WELL what i any? ONE thing,

1810
01:28:50,199 --> 01:28:53,399
i mean it would have been a. NICE break i am,

1811
01:28:53,439 --> 01:28:54,520
Not grumpy.

1812
01:28:54,159 --> 01:29:00,000
Speaker 1: You're okay you're you're, you're intimidating you get that grumpy

1813
01:29:00,039 --> 01:29:00,520
base on.

1814
01:29:00,560 --> 01:29:03,800
Speaker 3: Your marching it would have been if you would have done.

1815
01:29:03,840 --> 01:29:05,920
Speaker 1: That, now yeah well you, KNOW what i think you

1816
01:29:05,960 --> 01:29:08,079
missed out on a GOOD thing. I did that's a MISTAKE.

1817
01:29:07,800 --> 01:29:09,600
Speaker 3: Because i know she blocked Me on FACEBOOK before i.

1818
01:29:09,680 --> 01:29:10,279
Blocked her.

1819
01:29:12,359 --> 01:29:13,439
Speaker 1: Why did she block FACE.

1820
01:29:13,520 --> 01:29:15,760
Speaker 3: Because i didn't respend her? A text mean three days

1821
01:29:15,840 --> 01:29:16,199
or whatever.

1822
01:29:16,239 --> 01:29:17,560
Speaker 1: It was why are these people?

1823
01:29:17,680 --> 01:29:18,119
Speaker 2: Like this who?

1824
01:29:18,159 --> 01:29:20,960
Speaker 1: Does this who has that much energy TO fucking i

1825
01:29:20,960 --> 01:29:23,239
could give? A ship, write me don't. Write me i've

1826
01:29:23,239 --> 01:29:24,680
been in lots of but you, know what let me

1827
01:29:24,720 --> 01:29:27,640
just say. THIS too i have to just be we.

1828
01:29:28,119 --> 01:29:31,920
Condemned sluts oh she's, a slut. SHE'S awful i. DON'T

1829
01:29:31,920 --> 01:29:34,359
condemn i. Don't either i'm Mad that i'm not in line.

1830
01:29:34,359 --> 01:29:36,560
FOR that i, don't Either because i'll tell you what

1831
01:29:36,640 --> 01:29:39,479
if some lady wants to be a slutty and the

1832
01:29:39,520 --> 01:29:41,399
guy wants to be slutty and they want to buy

1833
01:29:41,920 --> 01:29:44,600
them if, You, CAN yeah i even think it's we

1834
01:29:44,600 --> 01:29:48,640
shouldn't call. Them sluts we should, call, them uh blood,

1835
01:29:48,640 --> 01:29:52,840
pressure savers. Life, savers right they a little hook up

1836
01:29:52,840 --> 01:29:53,920
and off, you go you go.

1837
01:29:54,079 --> 01:29:57,479
Speaker 3: That's a, wonderful, person right even wonderful person a locomotive

1838
01:29:57,520 --> 01:30:00,479
goes to relieve.

1839
01:30:00,960 --> 01:30:05,159
Speaker 1: The stress. That's it we left a lot of stress on.

1840
01:30:05,239 --> 01:30:07,920
The table don't lose your. Cell.

1841
01:30:08,000 --> 01:30:09,039
Speaker 3: Phone kids.

1842
01:30:10,800 --> 01:30:13,439
Speaker 1: What? A day what? A? Day yeah see always having

1843
01:30:13,479 --> 01:30:15,840
great to be back in love the last, with YOU

1844
01:30:15,880 --> 01:30:17,159
but i love the last with you.

1845
01:30:17,239 --> 01:30:17,800
Speaker 2: As well it's.

1846
01:30:17,840 --> 01:30:18,720
Speaker 1: Always fun it's.

1847
01:30:18,720 --> 01:30:19,079
Speaker 2: Always.

1848
01:30:19,119 --> 01:30:24,119
Speaker 1: Fun Uh For, dougie fresh.

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Speaker 2: Get him to be your.

1850
01:30:23,680 --> 01:30:26,159
Speaker 1: Uber driver go see Him At. Forest hills make some

1851
01:30:26,239 --> 01:30:28,600
devil Eggs makes we didn't get to that the under.

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OVER five i sold Forth, FOR easter i.

1853
01:30:31,199 --> 01:30:33,279
Speaker 2: Sold, FOURTH yeah. I forgot.

1854
01:30:33,800 --> 01:30:36,600
Speaker 3: I know i was JUST thinking i should have brought.

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Some in that's.

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Speaker 1: So funny we'll get into the devil leggs. Next Time For,

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Dougie Fresh I'm. Bill moran will see. You Tomorrow got.

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Speaker 3: Worth is a land up opportunity.

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Speaker 1: For me is just a curse that judging make us

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feel