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Oh man, I was I'm so stressed. I I what's up? Buddy?
Talked to the freshmen.
Speaker 2: So I was so stressed out.
Speaker 1: And it's amazing to me now because that device that
is in your hand right now that you took the
picture on yea, when that goes missing, it's like your.
Speaker 2: Whole Oh yeah world right?
Speaker 1: Is God? So I'm still coming down from an incident
last night involving my missing phone.
Speaker 3: You lost your phone?
Speaker 1: Well, this is an unbelievable, fucking, wild, crazy, crazy story. Uh.
I am a bit of a hothead and yet have
worked so hard to bring things down that I could
feel myself last night go. The old me would have
punched the wall by now by at least three times,
and I didn't do any of that. So I go, oh,
that's a good and I actually made me feel good. Okay,
that's a good thing. But I took my son and
I said, hey, man, let's go grab a slice of
pizza or something. We'll just go that'll, you know, dinner
and this, And so I take him over to a
place he likes, and I want you to picture. You know,
it's the typical small little pizza shot love those three tables,
you know, the coke fridge that's older than me, right
over in the corner. You go in there, you get
the extracise slices, right.
Speaker 3: Yeah, you know, I mean it into four places.
Speaker 1: Yeah. Well it's like, yeah, the thing is fucking huge. Right.
So he gets one. I get two because I I'm
hungry and I know I'm gonna eat all of it.
Speaker 2: And I love the pizza at this place, and it's crispy.
Speaker 1: And we're sitting down and I say to him, hey,
I got a text from a friend who is getting
a bunch of multch delivered. And they don't want to
spread it, but they're willing to pay you, and they're
willing to pay you a lot of money to do
it per hour. I think thirty bucks an hour to me,
sounds like a lot of money to pay somebody to
spread mulch. Yeah, that's what they offer. And I said,
here's the text, and I slide my phone across the
table and he goes, oh, all right, yeah, so he's
looking at it. He's reading. I said, when when they
don't know when the delivery's coming, they're waiting a little
bit weather, stuff like that. I think they're hoping for
a price drop, but it's going to happen. So we're
get up to I go to the bathroom in that
you know, the typical pizza shop dungeon bathroom. I mean
that you walk into close the door with your foot,
Yeah yeah, yeah, everything's with your foot. You're flushing with
your tot butt, you're lifting the lid with your foot,
you're turning the water out of the sink with your foot.
You're bouncing around.
Speaker 3: Sign that's a.
Speaker 1: Spicy meat ball on the wall from nineteen seventy two.
So Doug, we go out and I go, we're getting
up to leave, and I go get in the car
to go, where's my phone? And he's like, I don't know.
So we go back in. Look all around the table,
look all rod on the bathroom, look everywhere. Now forgetting that,
I actually slid the phone over to him to look
at this text. So I go. I. So we get
in the car and we start driving, and I'm I'm
pissed because.
Speaker 3: Well, you left there without the Well.
Speaker 2: Yeah, so hang on.
Speaker 1: And so we left and we're driving because I'm going
I have no idea where this is. I have no
idea what happened. It is nothing. So we're driving.
Speaker 3: First of all, I wouldn't have left the pizza shop
without the phone.
Speaker 1: Okay.
Speaker 3: Second of all, your son's got his phone on. When
you have him call the phone.
Speaker 2: There are two problems to the story.
Speaker 1: Two problems to the story.
Speaker 2: One is his phone is dead.
Speaker 3: I was gonna say that, yeah.
Speaker 1: Two is mine is on. Do not disturb. I had
it on do not disturb. Forgot to turn it off
do not disturb, so it's on do not disturb and
we're driving down and I'm like, maybe I didn't bring it.
Maybe I have it at the studio.
Speaker 2: I can't imagine across the table. Yeah, and then he goes.
Speaker 1: He goes, well, I read you gave me to me
for the text, and I go, oh my god. I go,
then it has to be in that pizza shop. Turn
back around, go back to the pizza shop.
Speaker 2: I'm pulling the.
Speaker 1: Table out, looking around the side. There's another company. His
pockets hang on, so I say to him, I pull
the table out. I go. I'm looking everywhere, I say,
I'm all over the bathroom. I'm practically on my hands
and knees in this fucking dungeon of a bathroom. And
that's a great pizza place. I don't want to say
the name of it. I'm looking behind the toilet. I'm going,
is there a possibility?
Speaker 2: Because it is?
Speaker 1: But I go, I didn't take a shit, so I
didn't take my phone out. You know what I'm saying, Like,
I won't take a ship. I practically set up a
whole office in there. If I'm going to be in
there for a music off the phone. You know it
is whatever I'm watching TikTok, I got me. I've had candy.
I've had meetings where I'm like, I just mute yes
on my throne. Well on the phone. So I think
we just wrote a white man a wrap. So now
I'm getting pissed. I'm like, buddy, this you just you
have my phone. I go and I want empty your pockets,
empty your poe. And I'm getting like animated and angry,
and he's going, I don't have it. I don't have it.
He's turning his pockets inside out. I'm like, I go,
where is the fucking phone? I don't know? So I
say to the owner, Hey, can I go through the garbage?
Speaker 2: And he goes, yeah.
Speaker 1: I said, can you give me another bag that I
can transfer the garbage because it's like a quarterfall. Did
you ask for the gloves too?
Speaker 2: No? No, I did not a quarterfall.
Speaker 1: Can I go and look in the garbage and I'll
take it outside so I'm not doing this in front
of customers. I gotta go through it. He goes absolutely,
gives me a bag. I go outside. I am sifting through.
I now have the scent of Marinara cologne on me.
That's hot, Doug.
Speaker 3: I'm digging those old Italian women that I would know.
But it doesn't better than.
Speaker 4: Plasing made the Ball from nineteen seventy two.
Speaker 1: You're saying, good, there's no awkward, Dago, but it's I'm going,
holy fuck. So I'm digging through this. I'm digging through
through the crust. I'm taking them out. I got everything.
I mean, I'm I'm.
Speaker 3: Like, ugh, So let me guess halfway through garbage was
shit all over? Your son goes, oh no, no, no,
really in his back pocket. That's where I thought. Okay,
So I'm on the edge of my seat.
Speaker 1: I put all the garbage in.
Speaker 2: I look everywhere I go.
Speaker 1: I don't know. So we get in the car and
he is like on edge because I am over the edge,
and he thinks I'm pissed at him. I'm frustrated because
you lose your phone. Now that's it. It's it's not
just I mean, I think for most kids, if they
lose their phone, it's basically an entertainment hub. You know.
Speaker 2: Signing back into tiktoks a pain in the dick.
Speaker 1: I get it. If you don't remember your stuff. But
that's it. I've got business contacts, banking information, credit cards,
all ev stuff I need for an electric vehicle, all
in the fucking phone. Everything's in there. Your entire life
now is in this one device. Yeah, and you don't
even realize it till you don't have it, Like I
forget my wallet. What what happened thirty years ago when
you forgot your wallet?
Speaker 3: Honestly, I've never carried a wallet. Everything's in my front pocket. Okay,
if you forget, if you forget those things, I'll tell
you what I have been ubering. And I've changed. And
this usually happens in the spring of the fall. I'll
change out of pants and the shorts and it'll be
shorts for the whole summer. And then October comes, I'm
back on pants and I don't transfer the pocket full
of stuff, and I'm in Ganada and I'm out of
you know, I've got you know, twenty miles ago, and
I looking for my credit card.
Speaker 1: To get gas.
Speaker 3: Yeah, no credit card, I'm fucked. Yeah, I'm going home right.
Speaker 1: So but now, if you put a card in your phone,
you can yep, you know, just ding ding. And I've
done that in grocery stores and that's your phone. It's
like everything's in there. So I say to him, we're
going right to Verizon because I got to find out
where this phone is because I don't have the location
on it. He's going, well, what about your iPad? I go,
my iPad isn't connected to that. He's like, well, because
his big thing. And remember we're talking a fifteen year
old kid desperate to hang out with a buddy this weekend.
And he's like, well.
Speaker 2: You'll be able to get ahold of me through the iPad.
Speaker 1: You just go through the iPad. I go, I don't
have a separate light for the iPad. He's like, oh, well,
you just need to get do this, just do this,
get into your I'm like now, I mean my blood
pressure is like up here, it still is today, So
I'm like fuck. So we go into Verizon and the
guy says, how can I help you? And I said
I lost my phone and goes, oh that sucks. I go, yes,
it does, really, I think. So exact customer service goes
is there? I said, is there any way? He said,
you know what, there's not. He said, all we are
is the provider, the carrier. He goes, We can't. You
got to log into your cloud or whatever. Right, So
without a phone, and he goes, he goes, and so
James is like, that's what I'm trying to tell you.
Get on your yepack, get on your iPad. So we
go back out. Now the only Verizon store that was
open was in the mall. So we go back out
and I'm pissed. I go pull because I'm driving a
Dodge Daytona. For a two door, you can get four
people in, but you got to pull the seat up.
Old school, I say, pull your seat up and get
my bag out. And there's my phone.
Speaker 3: Yeah, fell out of his pocket.
Speaker 1: I think he had a sweatshirt on and he stuck
it in his sweatshirt pocket. And I'm like, holy shit,
and it's.
Speaker 2: Like everything just drained.
Speaker 1: I was exhausted, like, but I stupidly let it get
in front of the go. This is like giving your
passport to a fucking raccoon, and go hold that for
a second.
Speaker 2: I'll be right back.
Speaker 1: I handed the phone across the table. Do you know
what I'm saying?
Speaker 3: Done? I was like, seriously, know what he's saying all
up until the passport and rerac they're not known to travel.
Speaker 1: No. This is my point is it's like the only
analogy that can come up with giving your passport to
a fucking raccoon, and it's gone. I'm like, you're a magician,
You're a fucking magician. How did this happen? And it's like,
I'm sorry, I'm sorry, an actual very upset, emotionally upset,
apologizing non stop, and I'm like, look, I don't even
want to hear it. But meanwhile, I have a dryer
that's not functioning because the last person that did the
drying was not me, you know what I'm saying. And
everything is oh oh, and I'm like, holy fuck.
Speaker 3: Everybody says kids are joy forever, and I say, god, damn,
I have missed a couple.
Speaker 1: I dodged a bullet on that one. Well, I have said,
I have said this, and I mean this that I
believe right up until the last week or so, but
I have been this is the greatest pleasure of my
life seeing him grow up these years where I think
having dad is important, or dad in your life is
important in some capacity that I feel blessed that we
get to, you know, be under one roof. And I
understand there's some bumps and things, and but.
Speaker 3: Speed bumps in the journey of life.
Speaker 1: Yeah, but I'm.
Speaker 3: Sometimes more speed bumps than others.
Speaker 1: But I mean, I went full on FBI for this
fucking thing, and I couldn't find it.
Speaker 2: I'm digging through.
Speaker 1: When was the last time you did dumpster diving in
a pizza shop? You know what I'm saying? Like now
through garbage? Yeah, dug through garbage. It's been a while, Yeah,
sure it has. And it's just amazing to me when
you when you look about everything on our phone, which
then makes me go, are we too? Am I too
dependent on this thing? But what else are you gonna look?
Speaker 3: Can you?
Speaker 1: Can you tell me anybody's phone number? I know my
mom's cell phone number because I think that's like the.
Speaker 2: Only one I know.
Speaker 3: I know my best friend's phone number. Yeah, let me
let me double check it, I think. And that's because
in case of an emergency emergency, yes, I know that one.
Speaker 1: Yeah, all the others, yeah, I mean, let me ask
you this. If you had an emergency, yeah, you could
call your best friend. Yeah, but if they're not available,
who else you call him? Like? Do you even know?
Forgive me? But do you know one of my favorite
people's on the planet's phone number, Dave? Do you know him? No?
You don't know Dave. No, David Phelips. No, but you
understand what I'm saying. Like your father, do you know
your father's phone number?
Speaker 3: No? I don't know mine. No, I don't know my
dad's I have him in the phone. He turns his
phone off after eight o'clock anyway, So does he really?
Speaker 1: Yeah? God, yeah, yeah, bless them.
Speaker 3: I could probably find somehow somewhere some Barron my friends
are hanging out in something.
Speaker 1: Okay, all right, Yeah, I mean I could, Yes, that's true.
I could probably call m Connery's or something.
Speaker 2: But I am just like.
Speaker 1: Billy's in trouble round the troops, get fresh water for
the horses, or going to the hoose cow.
Speaker 3: We're having a bill. I couldn't find his phone, kicked
his shit out of somebody out of know. Let's go
one more round, one more round that we're out. But
you lose your phone every you were at my old place, Yes,
upper half a house. There's living room, bedroom, in a
little office. But I have lost my phone there four
or five times. Yeah, you know where it usually is.
Speaker 1: In the bathroom.
Speaker 2: In the bathroom, yeah, in the bathroom.
Speaker 3: Yeah, because I'll set it down, brush my teeth, do
whatever out on the throne.
Speaker 1: I don't like losing any of this stuff that I
don't blame it.
Speaker 3: Have you ever been on the phone with somebody trying
to find your phone?
Speaker 1: No, but I've done that with glasses. Hey, anybody see
my glasses. They're on the top of your head. You're
walking around on.
Speaker 3: Don't you feel like a fucking idiots?
Speaker 2: You feel like an old fuck? You feel like an
old fuck.
Speaker 1: Is this what you used to laugh? Doug?
Speaker 3: You stress?
Speaker 1: Yeah, I'm looking for my phone.
Speaker 3: You're talking to me.
Speaker 1: Oh yeah, that's a sign. That's a sign too much alcohol.
Too much alcohol. But when you lose your phone or
anything that's important to you, every ugly personality trait comes out,
every one of them.
Speaker 2: Yeah you know what I mean.
Speaker 1: You start it's misplaced blame. Is it my kid's fault? Yeah,
I mean yes, But I mean you get paranoia, obsession,
all of it. It's like you saw all the ugly
personality trades to be somewhere, of course, and then I
and then finally I feel a little guilty because I
go I could have handled that better. I should have
stayed calm, and I didn't. I was as animated as
I am now. But I'm I'm patting myself on the
back because I'm looking at a wall and I go, normally,
there'd be three fucking holes in this drywall by now,
and I'm not doing that good. I'm not doing I mean,
I felt like, I'm like, this is.
Speaker 2: Where I would do it. I don't feel like hurt
my hand.
Speaker 3: Yeah, it's not gonna bring your cell phone back.
Speaker 2: I don't need to.
Speaker 1: I don't need to.
Speaker 2: I broke this so many times. It's not funny. Uh anyway,
So there you go.
Speaker 3: That happens. Now you have it back.
Speaker 2: I have it back, and uh.
Speaker 3: Yeah, you put a tracer on it.
Speaker 1: So somebody says to me when I'm telling them the story,
like you got to get an Apple airtack. You know
what it is? Is like I have said to my
kids since they were little, and this started when.
Speaker 2: Especially little boys.
Speaker 1: You'll see little boys always put their shoes on backwards
or sometimes they have Missmatt shoes.
Speaker 2: They don't give a shit.
Speaker 1: They're ready, They're ready to go do whatever they want
to do. They just need shoes. They could give a ship.
Speaker 2: They don't even feel they're probing.
Speaker 3: The pool always amaze me. Thirty three degrees. It's a pool. Yeah,
they're swimming. They don't care. No, I'm like, why doesn't
that transfer into adults.
Speaker 1: Because we're pussies and we've been we've been programmed to go.
You're gonna get pneumonia, That's what we're programmed to get
because then you have your phone and you can oh,
water's thirty three degrees.
Speaker 3: I'm not going in that all right, But exad they
don't give a ship bombs away.
Speaker 1: But my boys used to. So then sometimes you'd be
looking for the one missing shoe right their bedrooms on
the third floor. The playroom's down in the basement on
what I would call the ground floor, and you're down
you're digging, and that's where the other shoe is, in
the back corner, under a couch. And I used to
say to the guy, I once lost my ship and
I'm screaming at everybody in the house.
Speaker 2: I'm going, do you know why?
Speaker 1: I hang up my keys?
Speaker 3: Do you know why?
Speaker 1: And they're all like, oh, why I go? Cuz I
only have so much time on the planet and I
don't want to wait, get for my fucking keys. Let's
put our shoes. When there was your wife and three
kids in.
Speaker 3: The house, Oh my god.
Speaker 1: Then cubbies came and we would put things in cubbies
in that lasted for like a fucking week and then
they're the cubbies were stuck with shit and who knows,
but yes, that was the voices is coming to the
marine house.
Speaker 2: Yeah, yep, that was it.
Speaker 3: That was damn Yes, yeah, I get you know, you
lose your ship.
Speaker 1: I lost my ship. Yeah. Yeah, so there you go.
Speaker 3: All right, we'll we're gonna look for bill shoes.
Speaker 2: We'll take a moment. What do you want to get anything?
Speaker 3: Anything controversial or anything to get your blood pressure.
Speaker 1: I'm fine, I'm fine. I got a hot mic moment
with a ref umpire. Excuse me. I had a ball game.
This is one of my fun things. Or we have
a celebrity we do that. A celebrity couple that I
would never pick, never pick that are together. Oh yeah,
this would be one that's sort of a head scratcher.
And we can get into some questions with Doug. Okay,
I got some questions for Doug. All right, well, why
don't we do that next, We'll do some some stuff
like I'd like to call this this strip club DJ diaries.
Oh boy, No, just a few quick questions about back
in the day. Back in the day, Doug was a
strip club DJ even sixteen years. We will even show you.
Speaker 3: Actually, I just not a stripper that was in the
tail end of my career at the Classic Cat the
other night. I won't say where I'm at her. We
knew a few people, and she didn't keep up with anybody.
She kept up with a couple of girls. She showed
me pictures. I'm like, no, I don't remember that. It
was probably seven, twelve, fifteen, probably seventeen years ago that
I stopped working there. Okay, Yeah, and my movie's coming
down the twentieth anniversary when I made it from the
Classic Cat.
Speaker 1: Really it is June, the Night of the Cat, Night
of the Cat. Huh. I still got to get that up.
A little also known as.
Speaker 3: As Bill, would call it a big flaming.
Speaker 1: No, it's a nice coaster for.
Speaker 3: For if you want a dirty martini, that's always sell them.
And mont Connery's anybody wanted a coaster for five dollars?
Speaker 1: No, it's actually it's got a story. There's a beginning
of middle and an end. Yes, and it's got a
theme to it.
Speaker 3: We gotta work on that and drive in theater. I
know one more thing for you once you find your
phone in your shoes.
Speaker 1: While I'm also stressed out about a business deal that
I will tell you off the air that I have
sort of agreed to, and it's it's it's got me
on edge a little bit.
Speaker 2: But we'll get to all that right after this.
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Speaker 1: Beer the serious are you? Uh so? I'll ask you
this stripped up DJ diaries. I think we need to
do these a little bit. What really happens in the booth,
like when you're back there. I mean, it's a real,
real job. I gotta think you're juggling stuff. People would
think it's.
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classic cat the booth. You could see everything happening in.
Speaker 2: The booth, gotcha.
Speaker 3: Oh, places in California you weren't always seen.
Speaker 2: So what was going on?
Speaker 1: Oh A little yeah, tug here, a little there, really, yeah,
and not a lot every now and then every shooting star.
Speaker 3: You know, I don't have all the stories I've heard
from other strip party, yes, you know, but they would
just come up and no, I mean there would be
some drinking or laughing or this that, or one thing
would lead to another. Again, I don't have all the stories.
I mean, I remember one time the girl was sitting
on my lap. What was her name, She was an
Asian lady, Asian girl, double d's something, and she just
started rubbing down there and now she was blocking the
booth was open, so we had the stage in front
of us and the room over here within the pool table.
But she was making sure.
Speaker 1: She was just giving a grab down and then coming
to the stage, did any further.
Speaker 3: Yeah, we went back to my place one time. I
can't remember her name though, but yeah, she went. Yeah,
she gave me ride home and then I gave her
a ride. Yeah, just the one and done. Oh yeah,
I did see.
Speaker 1: Her one and done by your pick her pick just.
Speaker 3: I think we just It was a sunset strip which
was actually in the Motley Creu you know, girls, girls, girls,
and I just moved out to California. It was within
a week and I went down and gave my resume
and a Friday and they called me next day, can
you work today? I'm like, yeah. The DJ came in
to fuck this place and walked out and it was
one one shift a week from.
Speaker 1: Noon to seven. Why did he say this place? I
don't know.
Speaker 3: I didn't even care how money. I think I was
making one hundred hundred and twenty five dollars a week
and my rent was four hundred dollars. It wasn't eight
hundred dollars, just splitting it. And then luckily through the month,
I would pick up a shift here and there for
food and then just went from there. I think I
ended up having I don't know about two shifts, but
I would grab one every now and then to make
it work, and then that place closed down. Then it
went to all nude.
Speaker 2: Oh so they were juice bar at first.
Speaker 3: No they weren't.
Speaker 1: I'm sorry. You have to go to juice bar when
you're all nude? Yes, even in California.
Speaker 3: Yes, at least it was back then twenty years ago.
Speaker 2: Yeah, I would assume.
Speaker 1: And then that closed down. And what did I do?
Speaker 3: I went to a place called how was.
Speaker 1: The all nude?
Speaker 3: You know?
Speaker 1: Did it do well? Did it not do as well?
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about in Vegas and the biggest cities, the catches. All right,
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girl and then you go back. But they would cut
the songs right at three minutes. Okay, So even if
you do a set on stage for three songs, you're
only up there nine minutes because they're in the back
and they want you to keep getting more lap dance.
That's how they made their money. They didn't make it
they didn't make it on drinks. And I don't know
if spearmt Ryan or another one, but if you're sitting
with a guy, you get chips for drinks Coca Cola's
and he needed a regular five or so.
Speaker 1: These were like real bit I mean they put real
business practices into this.
Speaker 3: Where Oh when they when that place was buying the
Sunset Strip, I remember a viper. You remember that car? Yeah,
parked right outside. I'm like, these guys got money, like,
oh my gosh, right, the owner, the owner, the owner, yeah,
one of the owners or managers.
Speaker 1: But yeah, was that the Spearmen or the place you
were at?
Speaker 3: Place I was at? Yeah, I think I don't.
Speaker 1: I'm curious with the all nude only because it's there's
there's something about food and beverage.
Speaker 3: So they weren't serving food where at Sunset Strip? Okay,
so they weren't serving any pizzas, appetisers, nothing. It was
just a strip club and liquor.
Speaker 1: But the strip club versus an all nude places, I
think there's something about stripping down the the well, they
just don't walk on the stage naked. They know they stripped,
but they get completely and it's kind of like, yeah.
Speaker 3: The first song they got closed. On, the second song
they get their top is off. The third song it's everything.
Speaker 1: Yeah, yeah, it's a weird weird about it. What was
the most ridiculous song request you have read? Can you
think of one that was ridiculous in any way?
Speaker 3: I know, I'm I remember the Classy cat there. We
had a girl she was pagan.
Speaker 1: She was so witch basically, yeah.
Speaker 3: And she had she brought in candlesticks like in the
game of Clue, the big candlesticks. Yeah, and candles were
just as long, and she lit them in every corner
of the bar or the stage doing her It was
almost like the evid Fs song.
Speaker 1: Yeah.
Speaker 3: And I walked in there and it was it was
a day shift. I started four on Fridays. It must
have been like three, three thirty, and I'm just like,
what the fuck is this cragg And he goes, dude,
there's nobody here. I don't care if she's she's making
money and liked so.
Speaker 1: I mean she kicks one of those candles over, oh yeah,
and drops in a class of rumplements. Yes, it's like,
holy shit, that was the weirdest. Uh yeah, yeah, that's uh.
How about the best stripper name you've ever announced? Can
you think of that? Chocolate Lightning?
Speaker 2: Chocolate Lightning.
Speaker 3: Yeah, that was at Sam's Soft Brow, like a hundred girls.
Speaker 1: Yeah.
Speaker 3: I only worked Sundays there and that was still a
good couple hundred dollars. But they gave you a list
of all the girls, and they had like and even
girls that weren't dancing there at that time, but they
come back every now and then.
Speaker 2: Chocolate Lightning, it is my nickname for diarrhea.
Speaker 3: Really, that's nice, Tatiana Chastis.
Speaker 1: Yeah, well, there are a lot, but you couldn't use
the same name, like no girl.
Speaker 3: You couldn't have two chests. And this happened one time
and Sam Soft Brow there was a manager I don't
remember what her name was. She was a bitch and
she was fucking the owner. And the owner knows or new,
I don't know if still Quentin Tarantino and Quentin came
into the club a couple of times while I was there, And.
Speaker 2: Did you try to put your movie on them?
Speaker 3: No, I'll tell you what what they did? Ask for
a script? Yeah, yeah, I sent out I got there.
Speaker 2: Why they need a scrap paper? They were making arts
and craft, Hey, we're.
Speaker 1: Gonna make snowflakes.
Speaker 2: We don't get snow in l A. God, I'm kidding.
Speaker 3: So they did ask for a script, they did, they
read it, they passed on it. Yeah, but that's a
pretty I'd written every every production company in California, and
I think I got thirty five asked for it.
Speaker 1: Really, I still have some of the letters. That's kind
of nicea and not one of them took it. I
just shows you how hard it is. I'm gonna make
a joke that it sucked.
Speaker 3: And the Frank Anderson production company wanted it make it
into a TV show, but I would only be in consultant.
Speaker 1: So yeah, but would you have sold the movie?
Speaker 3: I think they wanted me just to give it to
him and give all my ideas.
Speaker 1: Then you got to buy it. I'm like, well yeah,
I'm like, well.
Speaker 2: You paid me.
Speaker 3: I need at least a job as a writer. Well
you don't have any experience.
Speaker 1: Well, there's a guy locally that has done writing for
family guid and stuff, and he recently wrote a movie
and had some really funny stuff in there and sold
it and whoever bought it, he said, they put it
out and they like ruined all the fucking jokes. He's
so upset, but he got paid. Yeah, so what are
you gonna do? Right?
Speaker 3: So I guess, in hindsight, maybe you should have looked for
a writing job on a TV show. But I didn't
have any writing friends or anybody taking me through anything. Yeah,
I was busy writing can't and a couple other ones
out there.
Speaker 1: Yeah, one other one be written.
Speaker 3: I'll get it that anyway later. But anyway, we're talking
about this too, right, Fine, So I meant Sam soft
Brow and there was two Joey's, and uh, I got
a call from the owner's girlfriend and.
Speaker 1: Is Joey there?
Speaker 3: Found out Joey's there, I'm like, can't joe Now, Joey
had come in and she was fifty, but she looked
good sure to be. And some guys like older women
because honestly, in their mind, if the girl's older, they
might have a shot at getting dinner or something or
racking up. Yeah yeah, not twenty three year old, but
a good looking fifty year old. Yeah, you're all over it.
So she's got to go get her out of there.
Blah blah blah. I'm gonna be down there in five minutes.
And she's just bitching up a store. I'm like, I'll
take care of it. You don't come right in and
just downgrade a girl wherever you are. So Joey to
the DJ booth, so I said, what's your face? Just
called I go. I made a terrible mistake. I didn't
know there's two Joey's. And when I said you could dance,
because it was on the DJ to put them on
the board, I said, I thought you were the other Joey.
So I'm sorry, but you're you're not gonna be able
to dance today. And she just looked at me. She
kind of gave a smile a little out of the head.
She knew where I was going, but respectfully, you know,
instead of her coming down, get your shaken out. She
was too old. The owner didn't want to there anymore.
Oh yeah, so she was taking.
Speaker 1: Off the wow aged out. Yeah. Yeah, didn't make the cut.
Speaker 3: Oh there was a documentary on HBO about it was funny.
I went to We took a bus up to Sundown
a couple of years ago on a Wednesday day and uh, yeah,
like forty guys and I'm like, uh, we're I don't know,
half hour away. And I stood up in the bag
of bus I'm like, gentlemen, can I have your attention please?
Speaker 1: I go.
Speaker 3: I just want to be be prepared that you're not
getting the A team today. This is Wednesday lunch. You're
getting not even the B team, probably the sea. These
girls are on their way out or they ain't got
it to make it working on a Friday Sarea night.
So just be prepared. And sure enough, yeah they're still
good look at girls.
Speaker 1: But do you think now you bring up an interesting
thing with the fifty year old woman. I always think
that porn has a bigger impact on society than we're
willing to admit.
Speaker 3: And oh, it's still business, billion dollar business corporation, and
yet you can watch it for free anywhere. So the
only fans the well what I mean by that though,
the dark Internet? Yeah, oh yeah, the dark Web.
Speaker 1: I always think, like pubic hair styles, like, there's many
people that no, I know, that sounds really funny, and
I don't mean to be I'm not trying to even
be titillating. I'm just saying sort of as a fact,
I think that porn sort of dictated the no hair
down there thing. Yeah, people got lasered and then there was.
Now you're hearing more and more where doctors are going.
We've been saying this for years. There's hair for a reason.
It keeps you a little healthier, you know. So now
you start to see, even in porn, it's coming back
the landing strip that this that that well.
Speaker 3: They said, first it was bushes, yes, then it went
to landing strip, yes. Then it was shaven.
Speaker 1: Yes.
Speaker 3: Now it's dick.
Speaker 1: Well, even like I'm watching things change. I love the
show Hacks, which is on HBO bax it's.
Speaker 2: No Hacks Hacs.
Speaker 1: It's about a comic who was a big time female
comic and she had a residency in Vegas and she
gets kicked out from being too old, goes on the road,
rewrites her thing. She had a shot at late night
in the early eighties, I guess, and they railroaded her out.
And now she gets a late night show and there's
even a scene with Jimmy Kimmel in it and all
this stuff. But in there there's like she does her
first show. She wants to go out to celebrate, and
her assistant is a gay guy and he's kind of
confiding in her and he goes look in Vegas. I
was fine. Here in La everybody's beautiful and they don't
want hairless. They want hair And I've had everything laser
from my neck down. So I need you to come
with me to the club because if I have you,
I'm getting laid a funny thing because I go, yeah,
it's almost like that porn dictates that here's where I'm
going with this. I think that the step mom porn
which was the most searched, I believe for a while.
Maybe it's been displaced now, but there was just a
story out of Florida about a step mom and a
fifteen year old son and getting a little high after
she put the kids to bed, and the next thing
they know, they're banging on the couch and they fall
asleep and dad comes home as alignment from his as
they say in the article, blue call her job and
it's it's it's unreal, yeah, and she uh.
Speaker 2: The father the kid goes.
Speaker 1: Running out and he's out of the house naked, and
he's like, you ruin my life, and he cracks a
beer and throws the kid in the car and off
to grandma and grandpa as they go and it's like whatever,
but I'm going all this stuff seems to be dictated
by porn. Could you make a run now today in
twenty twenty five with a club that catered and had
dancers forty plus?
Speaker 3: Uh yeah, in a bigger city, in a bigger city,
yeah plus.
Speaker 1: Could you call Juice.
Speaker 3: Barer has never worked in Rochester and somebody was going
to open up a club with older women, but there's
just not enough. Rochester is so small.
Speaker 2: Yeah, it's a big small town.
Speaker 1: Yeah yeah, but we say, but but you could have
a place like Mills or whatever, right or Gilts I guess, yeah,
into some to some degree, or just call it ILFs
cougars you at, Yeah, cougars, cheetahs. Cougars would be great.
Cheetahs was in Hollywood, and I just I really wonder
if that's a uh like.
Speaker 3: And then you get the dance the older porn stars
they would dance there at least walk around. They don't
have to dance, but they get their lap dances and
there it's free publicity for them. And whether they're on the.
Speaker 1: Videos, yeah interesting and it might be.
Speaker 3: I don't know. I have not looked at now. When
I moved to California, I got I had a book,
a directory of every strip club in America. Really yeah,
and I actually stay yes, yes, and uh that's how
I find my jobs in California, now what And we
I look through Vegas and that point, some of the
clubs had one to two hundred women on the weekends,
even the week days. I mean this would before nine
to eleven, where everything kind of backed off a little bit.
Speaker 1: But those giants.
Speaker 5: Yeah, older mister Doug, I want to get me one
of those tables and dunces now here amid Uh But yeah,
I don't know how many clubs are left in Vegas
or how many girls, but I'm sure sure there's still.
Speaker 3: And I was gonna get to headliners because it used
to be I mean even.
Speaker 1: In the mirage.
Speaker 3: And yes, yes, yeah, ginger Linn sure a few of
our listeners know that it is. Bobby Brown was the
first one when it opened. I went there, I think
it was twenty two opening night, and they had a
shower or two and you didn't have this thing that
you lost to the pizza shop.
Speaker 1: But it's a weird thing that, like, when you think
about it, that we'd go to see this one specific.
Speaker 2: Woman take her clothes off.
Speaker 1: It seems odd now because I can see any woman
take her clothes off off my phone if I wanted to.
Speaker 3: Well, there's an old saying it's like eating lobster with
a balloon on your tongue. You can feel it, but
you can't taste it. But I'll tell you what. Porn
is part of the reason that we went from beta
to VHS to DVD, because the porn industry was sending
out even more than MGM and paramount all all the videos. Yeah,
I mean everywhere had uh you know, they had the the.
Speaker 1: Beaded curt, the beating curt couldn't go through and you
used to love to peek through there and see his father.
You could see the room. Hey, I saw mister Murray
back there. Don't tell Mike, right.
Speaker 3: So places like that, you didn't have to go to
uh show World or something. I mean it was right
in the that Blackbuster, but I mean it was mom.
Speaker 1: And pop place. Yeah.
Speaker 2: Yeah, they had the adult thing.
Speaker 3: They didn't have as many as you like, but some variety,
I know.
Speaker 1: But it was always a weird thing too, like you
don't be kind rewind.
Speaker 3: Right, you know you know where that guy found his
heavy spat right there? You know where he ended all.
Speaker 1: Over you know, you know when the sock hit the wall.
I wonder if it would have This is what I'm saying.
I wonder if you were like a savvy business owner,
did you go in and see somebody who didn't rewind
right and see that moment and just write.
Speaker 2: All you need to do is it?
Speaker 1: Uh rewind fifteen? No, you know what I mean? But
give give edit coach, Just give me edit coach. That
would have been the greatest. This is all I need. Now.
Speaker 3: They still have the A V and Awards, which is
adult valuable. They still do that, they do And the
only reason I know that is because every year past
five or six years, Showbuddy.
Speaker 2: Bobby Slayton used to host those.
Speaker 3: Yeah. Yeah, he's on a commercial now here.
Speaker 1: Yes, sneakers, sneakers, sketcher ketchers. Yeah.
Speaker 3: Showtime gives you a weekend free and they usually have
the award show on there, oh to kind of get
you in there. Did you see what I did? I've
taped it. I fast forward through a lot of it.
At me.
Speaker 1: One of the awards they give out because I don't
even know best Anal, best threesome, best had, best Anal,
Yeah they.
Speaker 3: Had they had a milf up there.
Speaker 1: It was hilarious.
Speaker 3: I wish I would have taped it because I wanted
to bring it on. I forgot all about it. This
milf is up there and she's like, I just want
to think all my step sons and step daughters. You
know what I'm talking about, taboo dot com or something
like that. I don't know, but what if you what.
Speaker 1: If you were like in the running for best anal
like they do it like the Oscars, don't they.
Speaker 2: There's like this chick gets up and goes, my ass
is killing me and I didn't win.
Speaker 3: You know what I mean? If you watch it, Uh
next Simon's taped, I have your every every girls in
the audience just on their phone, could care less what's
going on. They've had some big stars on there, Little John.
They had Matt.
Speaker 1: Rife as a host. Yes, yeah, he bombed. I'm sure
because he's clean, he's not he's a good crowd work
and he's not as dirty. I think I.
Speaker 3: Couldn't believe that when I saw I think Gene Simmons
got a lifetime Award for his tongue. Actually I was
there one year. It's funny because my friend you were there.
Speaker 1: You went to the awards.
Speaker 3: We didn't go to the wards, but there is a
a I think meet and greet with porn stars male
and female. It's like a autograph show for adult film stars.
And they got little nickknacks and stuff you can buy.
And Nina Hartley was there. I remember her okay, but
uh yeah, it was just kind of neat to go
around and then you're like, you know who am I
going to see? Am I gonna get judged?
Speaker 1: There's there's hundreds of people there. The late Robert Shimmel
was one of my favorites. And Robert Shimmel is a
very funny guy. He was a guy who was a
why do I know that name? I'll look him up
in Brickhead.
Speaker 2: Well, Robert was God.
Speaker 1: I loved him, I just love and I knew him
a little bit and uh he was a stereo owned
a stereos shop in in Arizona and went out to
see his sister in California and they had an open
mic thing and it was your so four years funny
and he got up there and he killed and uh,
somebody said something to him and he went and sold
the store and just did that and he became pretty big.
I believe Robert got a sitcom and then got diagnosed
with cancer, was put it in remission and they go, yeah,
we're not We're not doing it when the insurance isn't
going to cover a guy. So he lost the sitcom
and he lived for another long time. Tragic though. I
think like lost a daughter, lost somebody. He had a
great joke where he's like having daughters and going using
the bathroom. You know you can't get in the bathroom,
blah blah blah blah blah, and he goes, you know,
you walk by and you end up using the litter box.
A friend comes over and goes, hey, Bob, what do you.
Speaker 3: Got a mountain wie? I know who that is?
Speaker 1: H Robert sim And he did O. Yes, yes, I
know he's great and he did. He passed away from cancer,
but he did the Avian Awards. I think for years
it was him. I know Jim Norton did it. Lisa Lambinelli,
who was very friendly over goat today. Gilbert probably did.
I think David Tale. I don't know who else, but
I do, I say Jim Norton. I think Norton did too,
so very funny.
Speaker 3: Well, my joke is I started my first porno last week.
Speaker 1: You really?
Speaker 2: Yeah?
Speaker 3: I played the husband the least for work.
Speaker 1: All right, Well, we'll take a moment.
Speaker 2: That's a good insight, Dougie.
Speaker 1: Ye see, I like that. I like that strip club
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Speaker 2: Have you gone back to a ballgame?
Speaker 3: But you know what, buddy, you know, I saw you
on the news, all your friends.
Speaker 1: Nobody went with you.
Speaker 2: Who saw you on the news?
Speaker 3: Just random people coming in the bar?
Speaker 1: Yeah, yeah, yeah, Si on the news, friendless dog, friendless.
Speaker 3: Nobody would go with me. It's amazing way you can
get used to What do you mean, No, just something
like being single and going. You want to go out.
You sometimes want to have a nice dinner. It takes
a little bit of go, you know, to go sit
down by yourself.
Speaker 1: Yeah.
Speaker 2: Do you talk to yourself?
Speaker 3: I do. I got caught talking to myself yesterday behind
the bar walking down to the bar.
Speaker 1: He says, what are you talking to? I just myself
just getting things. Well, that's thinking out loud. Yeah, I
think that's more thinking out loud. But I'm saying, like,
do you go to dinner and talk to yourself?
Speaker 3: No?
Speaker 1: Yeah, I'm on my firm. If you go to a
nice dinner out back, the outback is your nice dinner. Yeah,
I like fuck, hey, I like it. Jesus.
Speaker 3: There's Tigers Roadhouse, there's Longhorn.
Speaker 1: Why didn't you go to fucking Black and Blue by myself?
Speaker 3: Then I'd be embarrassed.
Speaker 1: Why Oh okay, okay, okay, I see what your saying.
But my question was like, because I would go to
Black and Blue by myself and sit at the bar
and eat dinner there, Yeah, at the bar, which I
watch a ball game and whatever.
Speaker 2: I would do that at JoJo's if I were.
Speaker 1: Looking for a decent meal.
Speaker 3: JoJo's is a nice beastro.
Speaker 1: Yeah, yeah, decent meal, glass and wine.
Speaker 3: Bags right around the corner from me. So and enjoy going.
Speaker 2: I didn't mean to pick any but it is a chain,
you know what I'm saying.
Speaker 1: Chain?
Speaker 3: Well, sometimes chains are good.
Speaker 1: Yes, if I'm on the fucking road, I know what
I'm getting you.
Speaker 3: Nevery McDonald's Kentucky ed Chicken in Rochester very rarely Okay,
you still go there? My kid does he goes there
an awful lot, anful lot.
Speaker 2: Uh so hot.
Speaker 1: I love now in baseball when I watch, I guess
it's Sunday night baseball, and they mike up a player
and they talk to him while he's in the in
the fests right, yes, And sometimes.
Speaker 3: This is getting and it has been out of control.
It's getting worse.
Speaker 1: I don't like it.
Speaker 3: I don't need to hear the coach coming off the
field at halftime. Hey coach, you're down fifty seven enough.
What do you think you're gonna do? Oh?
Speaker 1: No, are having the mic?
Speaker 3: Yeah?
Speaker 2: I like the player being mike though they.
Speaker 3: Do make it up. They also do in the NFL.
Speaker 1: Yeah, but they don't do it live. So when baseball
they're talking to the guy while he's on the field, okay,
live in the moment.
Speaker 3: It doesn't have that five second day.
Speaker 1: Probably does on TV. But my point, I don't think
the NFL they do it. I don't think they mike
you up. They give you miked up and then they
edit it before they release it. This is Doug's on
the field. He's playing left field. Hey Doug, you're hitting
pretty good today. You know we got up up to
bat right now for is Aaron Judge, how are you
playing this one? Well, I think that he's striking out whatever,
and they have a full on conversation and he's.
Speaker 3: Playing, Yes, I'm sucking the dugout. No, okay, I haven't
seen this.
Speaker 2: Fucking love it.
Speaker 1: I do. I really like it. I don't. I think
it's a great I really do. And when you hear
the player running and like he's like, hold on a second,
and he goes, you'll catch in. This is fucking it's great.
It's great. I really like it. But we have everything's
MICD nowadays. Here's something that happened in the Uh Bill
Miller was the umpire Bill Miller. I believe it was
the umpire crew chief for the twenty twenty three World Series,
which you have to be pretty accurate. And they really
are trying to get the best umpires, you know for
the Championship game.
Speaker 3: Well now they're going to the laser well strike zone.
Speaker 1: You got that, and they're also doing replay. There is
an AI overlord so to speak. Right, So this is uh.
During the Twins Red Sox game, the Twins were crushing
six to one, and uh, this is Bill made his
calls week. Yeah, just uh, I think it was last night's.
Speaker 3: Still if the call is overturned at the end of
Britzachs hit six, one saw that too, damn it.
Speaker 1: So he called the play at the plate safe, right, Okay,
They somebody challenged it, they reviewed it, they overturned his call,
and it must go as it must go as strikes
against the umpire. He's a fifty eight year old guy.
I'm not and I'm not saying too old or to anything.
He looks like the stereotypical umpire and he the calls
overturned and you hear him on a hot mic in
the stadium. It's in Boston. The fans are booing because
now the player has been called out. He announces it
and then he goes, fuck fucking saw that too. I
must there was an umpire mic.
Speaker 2: Yeah, okay, yeah.
Speaker 1: Well the mic because every everything that happens in the
stadium now, and I've been watching a lot of NBA games,
when they go over, they'll turn the mic on and
say we reviewed the play, and the play on the
court stance is called or it's overturned, and the Celtics
don't lose the time out whatever it is.
Speaker 3: Well, then each team is adding employees because you know
there's three or four people looking at each different angle.
Speaker 1: They got it. They got it, call down and go
challenges got it?
Speaker 3: And if the umpire, they always say, you got to
be in the right position to make the call.
Speaker 1: I will say this, I think that the human element
of the game, you.
Speaker 3: Know, I'm sorry.
Speaker 1: Do you know how they call it out at first?
Do you know what you do as an umpire? The
snut joke out at first, usually like a punch out.
Speaker 3: Well, no, how do they make the call? Say it's
a close play? Yeah, they watch the bag and they
wait to hear the hit of the mill. So you're
not watching the ball, No, you're you're watching the bag
and the foot hit and waiting.
Speaker 1: For them the way they called it. Like, no, no,
I didn't know that for years.
Speaker 2: What makes sense?
Speaker 1: Yes, it makes perfect sense because you can't watch both things.
Well you cannot, No, but you can. Well you can't
even really on replay, right, you'd have to almost because
you can't gotta be second it catch one of the
balls here in the guy's foots on the back when
it hits. That's what I'm saying, right, So, but the
pros get it wrong. I love that this gets out
and it almost makes you well.
Speaker 3: There's there's videos on YouTube. There's one popular one Joe
Tory coming out really young. Oh that's bullshit, you motherfucker,
and just ripping the guy up and down.
Speaker 1: That's bullshit. You know there's bullshit.
Speaker 3: I can find it for you.
Speaker 1: The that's oh yeah. But I like when somebody owns
the mistake, you know what I'm saying, like, look, I
got it wrong, We're moving on. I got it wrong.
I'm sorry. I'm not in the habit of getting it wrong,
but I I do that. But I like the human element,
the human element of the game is gone.
Speaker 2: And I think.
Speaker 1: What's really the real push behind all this AI artificial
strikes and not artificial strikes on but calling the strikes.
You know, getting everything is betting. I think betting you've
got to get the call right for better and that's.
Speaker 2: Why, you know the bills.
Speaker 1: The Bills have changed a couple of rules in the
NFL over the past couple of years.
Speaker 3: Well, the overtime is ridiculous, yeah, but play a whole
nother quarter.
Speaker 1: Yeah, But that was a Buffalo bill that each team,
at least in the playoffs get a shot at the.
Speaker 3: Ball first to score in overtime. That's not fair. Ahead
both teams should give.
Speaker 1: The chance to get a ball only in the in
the postseason.
Speaker 2: I'm not sure that in the regular season.
Speaker 1: But then and now they're going to try to do
a better job of tracking the ball with a device
in it as to see where it is after Josh
Allen was not called.
Speaker 3: If you can't make a couple of inches in the NFL,
let me call different play something. But yeah, in your own.
Speaker 1: Phone, it's just weird. But everywhere you go now you're
on camera, you're there camera.
Speaker 3: You can bet on anything. I've got buddies that that
lay in bed going to sleep. They're watching horse racing
around the world. Yep, and betting at three o'clock in
the morning, fifty cents a dollar. I bet at a
one hundred and one. Yeah, I won fifteen hundred dollars.
Other day I'm like what, Yeah, I was just just
throwing five dollars or five dollars. Everyone and I mean
and were worried about the national debt. We're not worried
about king betting or sports book or whatever. It is
so well right because you can make it all back
gambling is you know, the national debt.
Speaker 1: I can't say it's like yelling at the fucking clouds exactly.
I don't. I don't understand it enough to do anything.
Doesn't impact my life probably and maybe in prices of
things or something, but overall, day to day it doesn't.
So to me, it's just yeah, sure, right, but all that,
all that stuff. We'll see how it goes. But you're right,
I just think for this it's I just think that
it's all betting. It's all you got to get the
call right for the betters because they're making You know,
we should do.
Speaker 3: A fantasy football league here with everybody on your show
and see how it goes. We tried that once, right, Yeah,
super Bowl.
Speaker 2: It didn't really that's my fault.
Speaker 3: Yeah, that's my You dropped the ball, Yeah, yourself to Yeah,
I bet you if it was a Harley you'd find
it cell phone.
Speaker 1: My shoulders still hurt, there's still ache, still ache your shoulder.
Speaker 2: Yeah, I think that's where all my tension can be.
Speaker 3: Oh, I thought it was from drinking through the garbage.
Speaker 1: No, no, you still smell like Mariners. Yeah, it was
a nice cologne and with a hint of Matrell, a
little bit of onion powder like that Moran boy going
through the garbage again he lost his cell phone.
Speaker 3: Martha, get over here.
Speaker 1: Yeah it was Uh No, I.
Speaker 3: Have never made a bet on nothing, sports, kidings or anything.
Speaker 2: I have you have?
Speaker 3: I would draft Kings? Sorry that, But are you gonna
bet on the Derby today?
Speaker 2: I used to love betting on the Derby?
Speaker 3: Yeah I not.
Speaker 1: We're taping this on a Saturday. I have not even
really looked at the Derby at all, but I used
to love betting on the Derby.
Speaker 3: I would use I would bet on the my favorite
horse name. There you got final gambit. Rodriguez. Of course,
when the thing goes up, he runs for the border things.
Speaker 1: Terrible joke. I got a friend named Rodriguez. Three ocloctd
he where are we going? What do you got?
Speaker 3: A reserve ride just came in? Would Haven is would
even around here?
Speaker 1: No, it's a little bit of a ride, A little
bit of a ride, I think, Well.
Speaker 3: This is one of the I was telling you earlier
at Uber the reserve ride. So twenty minute riders three o'clock.
Speaker 1: Yeah all right, well all right, uh can you spot
a douchebag in under thirty seconds.
Speaker 2: Yes, when you got for real? Yeah, like it's just
something need.
Speaker 3: I just know right away if this guy's gonna be
problem same with working in a bar.
Speaker 1: What would be the like a red flag uber rider.
Let's say late, Okay.
Speaker 3: Uh opens the door, you're almost done, you have seven minutes.
You got two minutes when you get there. Then it
counts down to two minutes, and then it counts up
to five, so you're at six minutes. You can cancel
them at seven. The door opens and they're giving you
to give me one minute, and like, don't don't order
the uber until you're ready your heat, walk right out.
I've got red flags on somebody in Blackport. They write,
she rides with two other people late all the time.
But you're it's a twenty five minute right out there.
It's almost thirty dollars, so you're making thirty dollars an hour.
Take them in a I won't see where they're going, Henrietta,
and she'll walk out and she gets in. Yeah they're coming. Sure,
you know they're coming. Responsibility, you know, the Navy and
probably other services. If you're supposed to be a three,
they're at three o'clock. If you're there at three o'clock.
Speaker 1: You're late.
Speaker 3: Fifteen minutes early is on time, and that's responsibility that
you should like. I came here. You're like, oh, you're
always early. And when I was younger, I was always late,
slept in, I'd get drug. You know, it's just a
good habit to get into. And I just picked somebody
up from a construction work. It's funny. It was a
construction job. You just got the job. He hands me
a bag of teas and and ball markers.
Speaker 1: He goes, you know what these are? Are they anchors
for a wall? I know what.
Speaker 3: Yeah, you didn't know where they are. That was their introduction.
They gave him a little gift bag and I go, no,
these are golf teas.
Speaker 1: I took golf.
Speaker 3: Lig goes, all thank gods that we're having to laugh.
And I just got this job.
Speaker 2: That's funny.
Speaker 3: I said, well, just make sure you're fifteen minutes to
a half hour early, and you will climb the ladder faster.
He goes, you know what, that's what the interviewer said.
Maybe I always a kid. He was like twenty twenty three, okay, and.
Speaker 1: The kid didn't know the Wow.
Speaker 3: Some people aren't. Yeah, sure, and she goes, that's what
the interviewer said. I said, trust me on this one.
I was always late at your age, always having a
good time spending my money. I go, but if you're
there early, it gets noticed and it will help you
down the line.
Speaker 1: Yeah you yeah, old man advice.
Speaker 3: Yeah, I know.
Speaker 1: What's a red flag? Since your bartender as well? What's
a red flag for bartenders? Bar?
Speaker 3: I'll tell you what. I walked away from a customer
last night. There was ten o'clock. You know, some people,
my friends came in to see me last night. Three
people walked in and uh, the owner was walking on
the bathroom and I went like that, you know, do
I serve me?
Speaker 1: He's like, can have a couple, but that's it. What
does that mean?
Speaker 3: It means we're closing up. You can have a couple,
no problem, but we want to get out of here. Yeah,
what do you want a beer?
Speaker 1: Or?
Speaker 3: She said everything? Okay, enough for the jokes. I didn't
say that. I'm like, you know, what do you want beer?
I just said, you know what, I'll be back. I'm
taking out the garbage.
Speaker 1: Now.
Speaker 3: You just saw the owner say okay, can I have
a couple, you know, which we could be closing up.
Don't dick around with me, you know, the night's over.
You want you want a night?
Speaker 1: Can tell me what the fuck you want? Yeah, you know.
Speaker 3: So then I walked back in. She was the two guys,
you know, they were, you know, uh, crown on the
crown on the rocks. Okay, and I'm looking at her.
Do you have Molson?
Speaker 1: Yeah?
Speaker 3: I do, but one and done. I'm trying to clean
the bar, stock the bar, get my shit done so
I can go home. Yeah, how you doing today? I
don't need all that attend you know. And it was
even worse when you open it too. Yeah, you know
people coming here? One forty five? Did I make last call?
Speaker 1: Yeah? What are you having?
Speaker 3: Uh? Uh god? What do you got? Just name a
fucking beer? You're already drunk, just fucking you know. It's
like going into McDonald's.
Speaker 1: Uh what do you have? A whopper?
Speaker 3: Whoppers?
Speaker 1: And burger? K uh uh?
Speaker 3: A bucket of chicken? That's KFC? What be prepared? We
are you a fucking idiot? I'll give you a drink,
we'll have a couple of laughs. But I can't. I
can't handle that, you know, especially when you're three deep. Sure,
have your cash out. This is what I want.
Speaker 1: You know, you can get happy, make it happen.
Speaker 3: Let's hop. Let me make you happy, and then make
the other fifty people in the bar happy. Let's let's
rock and roll. I've walked away from people. Oh yeah,
I'm right out to the next person. And by the
time I get back to him, I'll have a Jenny
Light Corse Light Miller like boom. If you ignore somebody
for that five minutes and they don't have a beer,
they're gonna know their order exactly when you come back. Yeah,
and from then out and then oh the fucking Boetuner sucks. No,
I don't suck. I'm handling fifty people by myself. You'll
be prepared. I'll tell you the jokes your homework, dick. Yeah, exactly.
Speaker 1: You're at a fucking bar.
Speaker 3: You know what you're gonna drink?
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maybe not so much anymore. No, she's not. But I
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Speaker 1: You Can, sun hurricane you can slapp, on away make.
Speaker 3: A tack.
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you could you could, do? That, right yeah This is
Rob tom this.
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Speaker 1: Called sunday this sounds.
Speaker 3: Sounds LIKE an.
Speaker 1: Ai song do you? Think so it's interesting that you
pick up. ON that i wouldn't have, thought that, but,
yeah no why do you say that because IT'S an?
Ai song it's not. It's, not no It's Really. Rob
thomas It's. Called sunday but, It's, interesting, LIKE yeah i
can totally see why you would. Say that that's.
Speaker 2: Fairly Funny.
Speaker 1: Elizabeth hurley what do you Think Of?
Speaker 3: ELIZABETH hurtley i think she's very hot and probably close.
To sixty, you are, damn right she's. Fifty nine, fifty nine.
Speaker 1: That's right HOW do i? Know that because you spank
banker often you fuck you're in there you're looking, at her.
Speaker 3: Think of a gosh a movie that she was hot
and known for back in. The day she Was.
Speaker 1: In, bedazzled well she Was In. AUSTIN powers i think
she Was A james. Bond, girl no she Was never.
JOHNSPOND girl i thought. SHE was i know she Was In.
Austin power he.
Speaker 3: Had this argument of the bar last night about something
about movies of. This bill he puts his own spin
on songs and he makes, him dirty and he was
in a wedding crasher and forty, oh, yeah yeah, Yeah
yeah and somebody said he was in. WEDDING crashes, i,
go no, he wasn't, and yes, YOU what, i go
like a, movie Buff and i'd seen this movie a.
Thousand times and they brought it Up on google that
he WAS and i held my ground, and said no.
He WASN'T and, i said you, Know what.
Speaker 1: There NO reason i argue.
Speaker 3: ABOUT this, i, Know, RIGHT yeah i looked it up
TODAY and i AM d b, and YEAH and i
didn't even. Send It, DID.
Speaker 1: Yes i didn't want to rub your nose in this
ship you laid on. My CARPET but I Think elizabeth
hurley was In The austin powers films or one of. Them,
ANYWAY yes i.
Speaker 3: BELIEVE that i think the, First, One Yes And mimmy
rogers played. Her mother she Is, really yeah she's a.
FUCKING milf i Know That.
Speaker 1: Mimi rogers is how much older?
Speaker 3: Than well she was in the beginning of. The Movie
then austin got frozen okay and, then.
Speaker 1: Okay, okay, okay okay that makes. Sense perfect she was
married To c she was Married To, tom cruise his. First,
WIFE yeah, I know i'm. Huge. Knackers uh i've met
her briefly on the Set Of Uh Stuart.
Speaker 3: Little too, Second, one Yes Because michael jon.
Speaker 1: That, one no he was the voice. Of them he
was the voice of the mouse.
Speaker 3: And the second.
Speaker 1: One, too yes but they were filming and wife's uncle was.
Special effects he had done the first cars videos and
some of the first VIDEOS Won Mtv Music video awards
and all WENT. To la he Worked FOR charlick's i
think it was Called In New, york city moved out
To l a special effects For like Michael, THE angel
I think i had to do Yeah With. John travolta
had to do the Trees, in castaway had to be
blowing the other direction like he, DID.
Speaker 2: Well i think it was so he had to.
Speaker 1: Change him but he won all kinds of awards, and
things goes out on his own and starts his own
production commpany and was Working On stuart. Little too so
when the mouse got out of, the car it would move,
like That And geena davis was. In IT so i
was in where they. WERE filming i Didn't realize i'd never.
BEEN on i was On The spider man set and
all this The First spider Man with.
Speaker 2: Toby, maguire yes you're.
Speaker 1: A friend in That From.
Speaker 3: Hollywood trapicana really it was ALSO the dj and the
Strip Tease.
Speaker 1: Johnny cocktails, so yeah this was like up In the.
GOBLIN'S lair i got to walk around and. See It
so i'm on the actual set and they bells, go
off they lock the doors because it's the. SOUND stage
i didn't know any, of This and i'm locked. In,
there meanwhile my oldest son who will turn twenty Five,
in september and my wife are Outside And geena davis
is oo in an Eye over jamison and here comes
me And me roger stopping by just to. Say, hello
now my only connection other than that is a prom
was in my junior. Year one, every year one of
my proms Was, In, sharon connecticut which is just over
the Border Of.
Speaker 2: New york you're down in that sort of tri.
Speaker 1: State area, And Uh tom Cruise And mimi rodgers had
spent the night there the night before. And left it
was like a. Big deal sure it was, all over
but that was Another. One tom by, The Way tom
cruise looks. Looks Great tom cruise, is sixty. Looks, FED
yeah i haven't.
Speaker 3: Seen me he's. Ever drank he might have a, little smoked,
risky business but he keeps. Very, healthy yeah and he
works out, a lot and he wants to do his,
own stunts so the audience can feel that they're that
that's him in the movie and feel a part. OF
it i was just watching something on a little clip
of reels where he's the next, mission impossible the final
mission as he's on the airplane the what To call
CESSNA to i don't know if that's what, it is,
one propeller, two wings but you know the dangers that
he's going through not being the stuntman is, you know.
Seventy miles if you get hit with a rock or
something or even a Piece of jesus and YOU'VE got i.
Gear on in the one movie where he's taken off
and he's on the side of. The plane now they've,
got wires but he's doing and they had to put
contexts in if anything hits your eye, or anything, you
know you're. You're blind and they landed took off in. Seven,
TIMES yeah i wonder why he. Insists them it's part
of the challenge for HIM to i.
Speaker 1: Think, so yeah.
Speaker 3: THE thrill i mean you watch. The documentaries he's on
the side of the the Building. In dubai, you know he's.
STRAPPED in i mean they C g i aw the,
wires out but he's still, doing that. You know and
the in the First, mission impossible the knife that's right
up to his eye and it's touching. His eyelashes that
was over the bad. Guy's body it was on a,
steel rod steel line coming down with an. Actual knife
he's just holding it There and tom is just carefully
going up up to it to touch his his. Eye
eyelashes so all that. Was real so you don't obviously
don't see. The, LINE yeah i would not take you
only have. Two eyes, you know.
Speaker 1: Who Was elizabeth hurley with Years Ago hugh grant. NOT
married I See hugh, grant RECENTLY and, i, go man you, Fucked,
up man you. Fucked up you?
Speaker 3: Know what he fucked? Up with WHAT somebody i introduced
Out in la at a Place Called Legs. Divine brown
oh that was You're fucking i'm not. Kidding it after, the,
fact yes, some, fame, Yes yeah and that Was When
jay lenos.
Speaker 1: Passed letterman yes to. That interview what.
Speaker 3: What the hell were? You thinking that was his. First
LINE so, i SAID can i ask you? Some questions, because,
Yeah abolute, i'm like where'd you? Get caught she goes
right around the corner and she was giving him head
and he was stretching out and he kept hitting his
leg on the break. Break lights so it was going
sporadically and, copsle like? What's that and got Caught with it's.
Speaker 1: Like that it's it's the, streets.
Speaker 3: Hot, it's dirty, it's naughty, it's adventurous. It's adrenaline and
that's how she got to. Be popular and then she
went over and made some porn movies and then she
was a. Private escort what she was doing in this
little shiphole of a club around the corner FROM where.
I lived i have, no idea but she was Huh,
SHE now i think that's why she was only there
a couple, of nights because she wasn't drawing what. She,
thought yeah so it was like a little ship hole of. A,
place god you.
Speaker 1: DO wonder, i, mean like That's what. I'm saying but
you would what are? You, thinking yeah you're.
Speaker 3: An act you could have go you could walk at. Any,
bar yeah you know you're not gonna.
Speaker 1: Get.
Speaker 3: CAUGHT no, i mean if you're in, a bar, you're
great and you, go home.
Speaker 1: You're grant, Go home go go to, a hotel. Go
somewhere but then, All eyes well that's. Another thing, you
know you don't want to.
Speaker 3: Get, Caught NO but.
Speaker 1: I mean you go in first and you come in
a half. Hour later, I'll go i'm in this, room
whatever blah, blah blah just. WALK in i. Don't, know yes,
you're right there's probably there's a wrist that he did
get caught in, the end so it. Didn't Matter But
elizabeth hurley is now dating, someone new, you.
Speaker 3: Know younger, or older younger than if she's. Fifty, NINE
yeah i don't give.
Speaker 1: Me hints i'm gonna give you. A hint i'm gonna
give you a hint.
Speaker 3: Right here is it a musician?
Speaker 1: Sort? Of, YEAH either i don't.
Speaker 3: Know She's Dating. Garth, brookes nope oh keep. Bringing, Her,
YEAH billy i wouldn't.
Speaker 1: Guess, that no way.
Speaker 3: You go what?
Speaker 2: The fuck they went To.
Speaker 1: The maldives that's My vager haitian dream is to go To.
The maldives is it's just, just beautiful, tropical place like
out on the other side of. The world, and, She
Yes billy cyrus is. Sixty three, excuse me she is.
Fifty nine she put all these pictures up of him
and uh.
Speaker 3: You imagine her riding him wearing. His calary, it's, like,
yeah crazy.
Speaker 1: AND it's i got you Go Billion ray sirius is
not a bad. Looking guy but it, Was, LIKE god
I wish i found, and, RIGHT yeah I wish i
found the.
Speaker 3: What's his daughter she talks?
Speaker 1: About, Doing yeah god, Knows what god, knows WHO AND
i I wish. I Found, oh god this is what
year was this song Out eighty no had to be in, the, Nineties.
Speaker 3: Nineties yeah had.
Speaker 6: To, Be.
Speaker 1: God look at all. These girls did he do?
Speaker 3: Trouble?
Speaker 1: TOO maybe i.
Speaker 2: Don't know was his one.
Speaker 1: Hit wonder it was certainly a one.
Speaker 3: Hit wonder but.
Speaker 1: Kill, kill killed, and uh you know you can make
all KINDS of I Remember. BILL hicks i should SEE
IF i I Know, BILL hicks i should Find The.
Bill hicks Uh Uh bill Hicks On Billy ray cyrus would.
Speaker 3: Be Pretty travis tridd. Did trouble not a big. Country
guy no. Me Neither but i've had plenty of, friends
saying you gotta go to a country country because all
the women there are just decked out tight, black shirts
tight blue jeans and a cowboy hat.
Speaker 1: To boot, oh, wait, wait, wait, wait oh this Is
the letterman piece when He Brought bill hicks. Mother on
let me SEE if i can. Find it here.
Speaker 7: We go but the fact of the matter is The
reason i'm Going To quick PERFORMING is i finally got
MY own tv show coming out next FALL.
Speaker 1: On cb so, Thank you i'm it is not a.
Speaker 7: Talk Show, dear god, thank You, thank Jesus, thank Buddha,
thank Mohammed, thank Almah, thank krishna thank you every fucking
god in.
Speaker 3: The book.
Speaker 2: Please, relate.
Speaker 1: No it's not a.
Speaker 7: Talk show it's a half hour weekly SHOW that i
will Host Entitled let's Hunt And Kill Billy.
Speaker 3: Ray cyrus so y'all be. Tuning In.
Speaker 7: Cool cool it's a fairly self. Explanatory plot, each week
we let the hounds of hell loose and we chase that,
jar head, no, talent cracker asshole all over. The globe.
Speaker 1: He.
Speaker 3: DIED cancer i finally catch.
Speaker 7: That cancer he's put a shotgun in, his mouth like
a big black cock.
Speaker 1: Of death.
Speaker 7: And we'll be back in ninety Five With let's Hunt
And Kill.
Speaker 2: Michael bolton so.
Speaker 1: That's from. HIS uh i think it was, HIS album
A random e, minor Minor But billy ray sires, you
go it can't be about it's got it's got to
give every middle aged divorced guy a little bit. Of
hope i'm, just, SAYING yeah, i mean it's hoped for
all the divorced middle aged dads out there, that, maybe,
POSSIBLY perchance, i mean hang around, long enough.
Speaker 4: You, might yeah you got there's a chance you got
her on the. Down slope but you, got her you
got you. Got her you got in there. Right right
and she's having hot girls summer at fifty nine.
Speaker 3: Years old she.
Speaker 1: Was fantastic she's in a red bikini dancing around it,
looks PERFECT and i THINK that i think social media
is giving women over fifty. More visibility, go. On TikTok
have you? Gone TikTok you might as well call it
TikTok Struck? Your?
Speaker 2: Cockay got?
Speaker 1: They got you'll see women dancing of, older, women yes
AND they're i mean they're all sexed up and just
in their kitchen dancing around tiktack is.
Speaker 3: One more THING that i don't need. To watch what
do YOU mean i GO to I have facebook REELS
and i go through enough of those to just to,
thirty seconds and it's just.
Speaker 1: Do we have a? DOUBLE standard i guess we do
still on looks and age, and.
Speaker 3: BEAUTY right I think i think it's definitely different with every. Uh,
generation YEAH and i think it's sexy and where you,
WORK too i mean working at. Strip clubs, For me
i've worked for the lot of. Sexy women so now
IT'S more i smile and how.
Speaker 1: Authenticity to like somebody who's a little? More grounded, maybe YEAH.
Speaker 3: But I mean, i like you know At, Wild, side
uh can you play ukor do you? Like golf?
Speaker 1: You know. Mm. HMM yeah i think with This That
Billy ray syres went through a pretty. Ugly divorce and
FROM what i read on page Six because i'm a
slut for, page six Is That elizabeth hurley texted, him saying,
You know i'm so sorry, or whatever and they had
done a movie or. SOMETHING together i think they did
Some Like hallmark christmas movie or something that makes sense and.
Speaker 3: Or as movies all The, Same, platt.
Speaker 1: Yeah right AND uh i think that she they, Sort
of so, you go is this?
Speaker 2: A rebound do you?
Speaker 1: Know anybody here's my theory on guys who get divorced
a lot, of times and think of, your Friends because
i'm sure you have a few that pop. Into mind
the guys that get to get divorced end up in
a new relationship.
Speaker 2: Fairly quickly, you.
Speaker 3: Know it's funny you say that because friend, of, mine
sure we're not, getting divorced and we were at a bar.
Last year there's three, of us, And uh i've always
been the one no luck with WOMEN or i just
don't know, The signs and that might be my own
fault of picking up on subtleties because everybody always asked
Me why, i'm SINGLE and i joked with my one
friend going, THROUGH divorce i go you're Gonna have you're
gonna have a new GIRLFRIEND before, i do and you're,
getting divorced and sure enough.
Speaker 1: He, did, yeah well what WHAT is i think, it's
guys especially when they, get older you. Want it you
feel more grounded because you were in the institution of
marriage with a partner or with a person and. Whatever
happened for a lot of, these guys it's twenty years
and then they get divorced.
Speaker 2: Or fifteen years or.
Speaker 1: Twelve years that's a that's a, long time and and
you get used to that and you want, that again, You,
KNOW stephanie i, will say every divorced guy goes through the.
Horror phase you don't want to get them on there
in the horror phase because they're.
Speaker 2: HOOKING up i.
Speaker 1: DON'T know i think, MOST guys i don't know What phase.
I'm in i'm just. Fased, out yeah usually, face DOWN but,
I uh i just wonder.
Speaker 2: Like that that's.
Speaker 1: My question i'm glad you kind OF because i, always,
go man you dudes are jumping in, Too Soon like
i'll see a guy and that's what they're.
Speaker 3: Used to but That's what, i'm saying waking Up and
i'll take you to Work and i'll fill, your guys take, you.
Speaker 1: This that but here's the PROBLEM that. I, see okay
when you're, doing that you're getting the same person that you.
Speaker 2: Just left because that's what.
Speaker 3: You Know, star wars You, Watch empire Sets, strikes back,
new movie. Same, concept yes but.
Speaker 2: It's, new yes you KNOW what.
Speaker 1: I mean and so if you really need, a break
take a break and get to feel like what, you
like figure out you figure out, your ship and then,
go now, go ahead make. A face just go fucking make.
A face i'm just saying.
Speaker 3: WITH you i was just thinking you, Got divorced you've, been,
single yes?
Speaker 1: Ever, since YES yes.
Speaker 3: I have some people, Are like, I'm done i'm not,
getting married jumping back In that.
Speaker 1: I'm not i'm. Not there i'm not. THAT person i
think for me that there's just a lot of things,
going ON and i keep Any relationship i've had or
have not had or whatever. Pretty secret i've had people
be very overt, to me, and like, YOU know I
think i got told. LAST week i don't know how this.
IS possible I think i look The worst i've ever
looked at. My life but this woman said, to, me man.
YOU'RE yummy i would be out in. My car so
this guy shitting next she's, a woman had, great shape
she might be a little bit older, than me but
she has a boyfriend and all, this STUFF and, I
go i. Absolutely not and my the guy sitting next
to me, IS like i will fucking kill you if.
YOU don't i want to know what she. Looks, LIKE nick, i, go,
right no. Absolutely not i'm not. Getting involved i'm not
getting involved with somebody who's not happy in.
Speaker 2: Their relationship but.
Speaker 1: You're not, getting involved whether you're having sex. And RELEASE
but i don't even want you that you, don't know
maybe that's what. You need that's they're set up punching
walls and losing your fucking cell phone like a four,
Year old go get your dick sucked and do a little, doggie, savvy, Like,
hey doug you.
Speaker 3: KNOW something i.
Speaker 1: Am refreshed, GOSH damn i CAME and i. Feel great
why didn't you. TRY that i don't want any.
Speaker 3: OF that i don't.
Speaker 1: WANT sex i don't want a woman Is not.
Speaker 3: I'm, Not sure Bailey, ray cyrus give me your achy.
Breaky heart i'm not saying that, Walking yes And what
i'm saying Is what i'm trying to say, to YOU
is i don't want the drama that goes with someone
who's in.
Speaker 2: A relationship i don't want.
Speaker 3: We're going to fucking my house for fifteen. Twenty Minutes, MAYBE.
Speaker 1: No i don't even want TO do i would rather not.
Speaker 2: Be BOTHERED that.
Speaker 1: I Understand then i'm gonna tell, you WHY because i
think that sometimes those people keep hanging around and keep
hanging around AND then i have had myself in situations over.
Speaker 2: The years but BACK.
Speaker 1: Before i was MARRIED where i wound UP with i
remember being some older woman's House and i'm, So drunk
i'm sweating and she's rare to Go and, I'm like.
I'm not they ain't, have, it lady it is. NOT
happening i don't want any of. THIS shit i don't.
WANT this i think she was like her husband was out.
OF town i don't even KNOW how i ended. Up
there it was like twenty a lot of. Those, stories,
Yes yes i've.
Speaker 2: LIVED it i don't need.
Speaker 1: It now that. Was awful it. Was great it. Was
awful it was, awfully great, right right you know that sort.
Speaker 2: OF thing i don't.
Speaker 1: Need that it's, GOOD.
Speaker 3: Though i mean because DATING if i am talking, to somebody,
you know kids or what what she's got going. ON
doing i want to be a part. Of this and
IT'S not i don't think it's. BEING picky i think
it's being mature and, be like, You know i'm not the.
Right guy i'm not the right fit to.
Speaker 2: Your, pass, yes, yes exactly.
Speaker 1: Yeah YEAH and i also right now need to put
my energy toward. Other, things, YES right i don't need
that headache of, you know all of, a sudden how
come you didn't call? ME today i, GOT no i
got normally you.
Speaker 3: Text me you call me.
Speaker 1: And you said you get.
Speaker 3: Come over i'll tell you what shut.
Speaker 1: Sorry. Front.
Speaker 3: Door uh there was this woman that wanted to, meet
me and then past three WEEKS and i was going
to dog sit Four in October and, i'm, like okay
well let's. Get together and it was a little firtatious,
of first and, she's like why are you always talking
about sex?
Speaker 1: Or THIS then, i, LIKE what?
Speaker 3: I know WHAT am i going to?
Speaker 1: Talk ABOUT but i Was.
Speaker 3: THAT wegmans i was in. A hurry i shit. To
do we had not, met YET and i got Home
from Wegmans and i'm making this that and the, other
THING and i get, A, text hey you walked past
Me at wegmans and you look like you're a. Real
HURRY and i, didn't WIN and i. Deleted everything why
because because if you don't have enough seconds, to, Say
hey i'm blah. Blah blah, i'm like Even if i'm in,
A hurry.
Speaker 1: I wouldn't have. DELETED everything i WOULD have i would, have,
SAID oh i so wish you would have if that was. The,
case now what's? The point what was? Being respectful and
and and by the way that it's a, little, intimidating
right this is a woman that is, to me that's.
Self aware that's a. Great character you are now.
Speaker 2: Fucking, Moron no, I'm not yes.
Speaker 3: You. Are i'ming BUT if i, see somebody how you? Doing?
Nice little how you doing breaking? The day but you're
focused on.
Speaker 1: Buying it karen? A, cucumber yeah because and stick them
up Your ask, yeah exactly.
Speaker 3: THAT'S why i want with. Carry cucumber and you don't
have to have enough time to, say hey she, she
says you're. Very, determined WELL what i any? ONE thing,
i mean it would have been a. NICE break i am,
Not grumpy.
Speaker 1: You're okay you're you're, you're intimidating you get that grumpy
base on.
Speaker 3: Your marching it would have been if you would have done.
Speaker 1: That, now yeah well you, KNOW what i think you
missed out on a GOOD thing. I did that's a MISTAKE.
Speaker 3: Because i know she blocked Me on FACEBOOK before i.
Blocked her.
Speaker 1: Why did she block FACE.
Speaker 3: Because i didn't respend her? A text mean three days
or whatever.
Speaker 1: It was why are these people?
Speaker 2: Like this who?
Speaker 1: Does this who has that much energy TO fucking i
could give? A ship, write me don't. Write me i've
been in lots of but you, know what let me
just say. THIS too i have to just be we.
Condemned sluts oh she's, a slut. SHE'S awful i. DON'T
condemn i. Don't either i'm Mad that i'm not in line.
FOR that i, don't Either because i'll tell you what
if some lady wants to be a slutty and the
guy wants to be slutty and they want to buy
them if, You, CAN yeah i even think it's we
shouldn't call. Them sluts we should, call, them uh blood,
pressure savers. Life, savers right they a little hook up
and off, you go you go.
Speaker 3: That's a, wonderful, person right even wonderful person a locomotive
goes to relieve.
Speaker 1: The stress. That's it we left a lot of stress on.
The table don't lose your. Cell.
Speaker 3: Phone kids.
Speaker 1: What? A day what? A? Day yeah see always having
great to be back in love the last, with YOU
but i love the last with you.
Speaker 2: As well it's.
Speaker 1: Always fun it's.
Speaker 2: Always.
Speaker 1: Fun Uh For, dougie fresh.
Speaker 2: Get him to be your.
Speaker 1: Uber driver go see Him At. Forest hills make some
devil Eggs makes we didn't get to that the under.
OVER five i sold Forth, FOR easter i.
Speaker 2: Sold, FOURTH yeah. I forgot.
Speaker 3: I know i was JUST thinking i should have brought.
Some in that's.
Speaker 1: So funny we'll get into the devil leggs. Next Time For,
Dougie Fresh I'm. Bill moran will see. You Tomorrow got.
Speaker 3: Worth is a land up opportunity.
Speaker 1: For me is just a curse that judging make us
feel