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Speaker 1: on in the Montague household Edwin, the magnificent Montague of
Speaker 1: Shakespearean stage fame. Today, thanks to his great shame of
Speaker 1: having to make a living in radio, his uncle Goodheart
Speaker 1: is just the shadow of his former self, and it's
Speaker 1: the loudest shadow you'll ever hear. It is morning, Lily,
Speaker 1: his wife is just getting up. Agnes, the Montague maid
Speaker 1: is singing as she sets the breakfast table.
Speaker 4: Oh, I was meant to wonder, was meant to round
Speaker 4: your and man did money? You never makes me feel
Speaker 4: at home. I was meant to wonder. Hold it, honey.
Speaker 4: If I stop now and never get the right key again,
Speaker 4: what's eating your honeyed will.
Speaker 5: Be up soon? You better close the window.
Speaker 4: Okay, Heaven forbid he shoul get a little fresh air
Speaker 4: in his lungs and come down with fresh air poisoning there. Now,
Speaker 4: it's the way he likes it nowhere. He must have
Speaker 4: been raised in a subway station an.
Speaker 6: As you know Edwin in this fantastic god is. He
Speaker 6: thinks sunshine and fresh air are unhealthy.
Speaker 4: But you gotta have a little air in this apartment
Speaker 4: just to circulate the dirt. I'm trt of kicking it
Speaker 4: around myself, Oh.
Speaker 6: Agnes, be serious. I'm a little worried about Edwin. He
Speaker 6: hasn't been looking well for the past few days.
Speaker 5: His face is pale. Have you noticed it?
Speaker 4: No, I haven't looked in his beard lately.
Speaker 2: I worried.
Speaker 5: I haven't told Edwin, but I'm having doctor Henshaw come
Speaker 5: by and look at him this morning.
Speaker 6: I also called the radio station to be prepared in
Speaker 6: case he can't do his Uncle Good Hut program.
Speaker 4: I hate to say it, but it'll be all right
Speaker 4: say talking about looks. Notice anything different about me this morning?
Speaker 5: Different? My hair, my hair, Oh my, Agnes, it is different.
Speaker 5: He went to the beauty pol yesterday.
Speaker 4: Yeah, I went down there with my club, the Unattached
Speaker 4: Girls at East thirty seventh Street.
Speaker 5: Where you go.
Speaker 4: It's a little beauty saloon on Second Avenue. They're wonderful.
Speaker 4: It's called Pierre and Maurice's Pierre and Maurice's. Yeah. But
Speaker 4: with my luck, I always get irving.
Speaker 6: Let me see, looks something like a feather cut that
Speaker 6: I think he took off a little too much.
Speaker 4: I had the same feeling when on the way home
Speaker 4: a guy whistled at me.
Speaker 5: Oh that's good.
Speaker 4: I thought so too, until he came up to me
Speaker 4: and said, hey, mister, how about a guy for a
Speaker 4: cup of coffee.
Speaker 6: No matter how you wear your hair, you still look wonderful.
Speaker 4: You know, honey. On top of being a wonderful actress
Speaker 4: and a wonderful woman, you're a wonderful liar.
Speaker 5: I certainly hope Edwin feels better this morning.
Speaker 4: Someone's looking for you, Chloe.
Speaker 7: Get the table, theady, Good morning, Good morning, Edwin.
Speaker 5: You feel all right?
Speaker 3: Of course I do.
Speaker 5: Your face looks a little drawn.
Speaker 4: And I'd hate to be the one who drew it.
Speaker 2: There have we melons for breakfast? Or is that Agnes's head?
Speaker 5: Please? Edward? And I'm worried. I don't like the way
Speaker 5: you look.
Speaker 4: After twenty five years. This is a fine time to
Speaker 4: notice it.
Speaker 5: You start badgering in get us a moment coming up?
Speaker 2: Now, let's not stop that again. One cough you come, Florence, nightingale.
Speaker 5: And when you look flushed and you tossed and turned
Speaker 5: all night.
Speaker 8: Well it was probably Agnes's cooking that tongue she served
Speaker 8: last night. Ooh, I can still hear it.
Speaker 5: Let's not go through the usual routine.
Speaker 6: First you fight and ran about not being sick, and
Speaker 6: then when you realize you.
Speaker 5: Are sick, you get frightened and refuse to get out
Speaker 5: of bed.
Speaker 2: Nons, I never felt ruck in my life.
Speaker 4: Here's the thermometer.
Speaker 5: Thank you. That doesn't open your mouth?
Speaker 4: Has it ever been closed?
Speaker 5: Open your mouth?
Speaker 2: All right? This is silly.
Speaker 5: Hold on your tongue and keep your mouth closed.
Speaker 4: That's right, Gee, it's nice and quiet. We should do
Speaker 4: this more often.
Speaker 5: Keep your mouth closed just a little longer and I'll
Speaker 5: take off. It's a moment.
Speaker 4: How are you ever gonna find it again? In that beard?
Speaker 4: It's like a needle in a haystack. Yeah, quiet, Edwin, Oh,
Speaker 4: this is fun.
Speaker 5: That's all right, Edwin. You can open your mouth, Agnes.
Speaker 2: One more crack out of you.
Speaker 4: It's open for traffic again.
Speaker 2: Call up one of the elevator boys. It's time to walk.
Speaker 5: Agnes quiet, Look at the thermometer. You're not normal.
Speaker 4: Was there ever a question?
Speaker 5: Agnes? Be quiet? He has one hundred and one temperature.
Speaker 5: His eyes are round.
Speaker 8: Now wait, if everyone will stop treating this sniffle like.
Speaker 6: An epidemic, Edwin, there's no sense in taking chances when
Speaker 6: you could, Agnes, when you get the door.
Speaker 5: Okay, let's doctor Henshaw.
Speaker 8: Doctor Henshaw, that butcher the They give me a fighting.
Speaker 2: Chance, Edwin.
Speaker 5: Don't you dare start with him again?
Speaker 4: Helenda?
Speaker 8: Hello, Agnes, well, quack quack quack. If it isn't doctor Henshaw,
Speaker 8: doctor Willie, why do you do this to me?
Speaker 3: There are thousands of doctors in.
Speaker 8: New York who haven't had nervous breakdowns from him, yet
Speaker 8: give them a.
Speaker 3: Chance, Doctor Edwin.
Speaker 5: Isn't well?
Speaker 3: They call someone else?
Speaker 6: Now, Edwin admitted, doctor Henchaw's always fixed you up.
Speaker 2: Yes, I have to give you in credit.
Speaker 8: Doctors with licenses couldn't do better, Edwin.
Speaker 6: Now, doctor Henchaw has been our doctor for twenty years.
Speaker 6: He's one of the most famous diagnosticians in New York.
Speaker 2: Oh, he's famous, you know that. Don't let him operate anymore.
Speaker 2: He keeps sewing himself to the patient.
Speaker 3: Ah, listen, Montague.
Speaker 8: Every time I treat you, you're up and out of
Speaker 8: bed in a week. I spend the next two months
Speaker 8: in the sanitarium. Will you kindly shut up and let
Speaker 8: me examine you a miserable caucus.
Speaker 5: It would be quiet.
Speaker 2: Let the doctor examine very well? Why we allow this
Speaker 2: animal vet to be our family? Doctor?
Speaker 3: Let me see your tongue, shall I say?
Speaker 2: Ah, a bow wall like the rest of your patience.
Speaker 8: For heaven's sakes, will you ask him to stick out
Speaker 8: his tongue.
Speaker 3: Please hold me back. I may be tempted to tear
Speaker 3: it out.
Speaker 2: All right, all right, young doctor Malone here.
Speaker 4: Ah, get that tongue. I've seen short of ski slide.
Speaker 3: Unbutton his shirt. I don't get my steposcope. This is silly.
Speaker 5: Unbutton your shirt. There?
Speaker 3: Oh, no, here we are what these are? My ears?
Speaker 3: I'll just put this end on your chair.
Speaker 8: There Oo, don't you ever warm those things up?
Speaker 2: Quiet?
Speaker 3: I want to listen to your heart.
Speaker 4: You'll have to find one first.
Speaker 8: All right, diagnoes, back to your slop pail. It will
Speaker 8: be cool now I'll look into this ear.
Speaker 4: Hey Jack, I'll look into his other air at the
Speaker 4: same time. I'll wink at each other.
Speaker 8: You give me some anti agnes injections, Montague, you have
Speaker 8: to get right to bed. I have a radio broadcast
Speaker 8: this afternoon, Edwin, get to bed, doctor, And I really
Speaker 8: said no, Montague, let's not start getting panicky like you
Speaker 8: always do a doctor.
Speaker 2: Don't be afraid of him.
Speaker 5: Into the bedroom, Edwin.
Speaker 8: Lily, don't go away, Montague. Don't fall apart on me now.
Speaker 8: I want to finish examining.
Speaker 2: You.
Speaker 3: Wait outside, Lily.
Speaker 5: I'll be right outside the door. Be brave, Edwin.
Speaker 4: How is he, Honey?
Speaker 6: I don't know. Edwin is so really sick that when
Speaker 6: he does ge so I think he just goes to pieces.
Speaker 4: You look pretty bad, even for him.
Speaker 5: Please don't kid might be serious.
Speaker 4: I'm sorry, honey. Whatever it is, I'm sure he'll be
Speaker 4: over it in a hurry. What germ could stand being
Speaker 4: around him very long?
Speaker 5: If I didn't know, you were just as worried as
Speaker 5: I am about.
Speaker 4: Don't bet on it. Here comes the doctor.
Speaker 5: Doctor. How is he?
Speaker 4: Have you got anything?
Speaker 5: Yeah, doctor, doctor? What is it?
Speaker 2: Lily?
Speaker 8: He has the magnificent Montague has the measles.
Speaker 4: A measel, that's the kids.
Speaker 3: Nevertheless, he's got him, the doctor.
Speaker 5: Is it serious?
Speaker 2: In a few days.
Speaker 3: Here's a prescription. Yeah, he's asking for you. I'll not
Speaker 3: find this hafternoon.
Speaker 2: Good bye doctor.
Speaker 4: The measles. He's sure heading for second childhood fast before
Speaker 4: you know it. After every meal, will have to burp them.
Speaker 5: No, please, let's go into the bedroom and see him.
Speaker 4: Yeah, I don't want to miss his usual deathbed thing.
Speaker 2: Edwin, Billy is it you?
Speaker 8: Yes, Edwin, come closer to the bed so I can
Speaker 8: see you.
Speaker 6: Oh, come now, Edwin. Doctor Henshaw just said it was
Speaker 6: the measles.
Speaker 2: What does that? But you know, Lily, hold my hand.
Speaker 5: Now, Edwin. The doctor says you'll be over written a
Speaker 5: few days.
Speaker 2: Lily, he can't fool me. It's the final curtain.
Speaker 8: Oie, silly, silly, Where is dear as?
Speaker 2: I want to forgive her? Agnes?
Speaker 4: Where are you right at your side? Camille?
Speaker 2: Oh is that you? Agnes? I thought it was a
Speaker 2: grim reaper.
Speaker 4: Now you see how sick he is.
Speaker 6: Edwind, it's only the measles, and you'll stay in bed
Speaker 6: a few days.
Speaker 5: I'll brighten up the room for you.
Speaker 4: You won't have to buy Tomorrow'll break out in a
Speaker 4: rash and brighten it up himself and be a wrapp again.
Speaker 4: Hulka dots.
Speaker 5: Agnes leave him alone, Lily.
Speaker 2: No let her go out. If I have to go,
Speaker 2: let me go the way I lived with Agnes hounding me.
Speaker 4: Alas poor Montague.
Speaker 8: I know him well, oh Lily, and please name? Would
Speaker 8: you remove this ghoul from my bedroom?
Speaker 5: Agnes? Please go into the kitchen now, Edwin will make
Speaker 5: you a nice break.
Speaker 2: Oh no, Lily, not Agnes's food. Now, what's the matter?
Speaker 2: Am I not going fast enough for you? Please?
Speaker 5: She'll make you a nice beef broth. Exe who's at
Speaker 5: the door?
Speaker 8: Okay, honey, Lily, I've tried to be a good husband
Speaker 8: to you. A still young and pretty. You find somebody when.
Speaker 5: You're being ridiculous. You only have the measles.
Speaker 8: That's what that quack said. How could I have caught measle?
Speaker 8: I haven't been anywhere, but this is apart from the
Speaker 8: radio station.
Speaker 2: The last time I was near a child was the
Speaker 2: day I got out of grammar school. Can't be measled, Lily.
Speaker 4: It's getting dark, oh, ed When you're impossible it's mister
Speaker 4: Spring and mister Zinzer from the radio station.
Speaker 5: Show them in this way.
Speaker 4: Boys, you may not recognize you. He's sinking fat.
Speaker 5: Come in, gentlemen, Well, well.
Speaker 2: Well, house up patient.
Speaker 3: He looks fine, doesn't listen there?
Speaker 5: Yeah, three boys.
Speaker 4: Full of vim vigor in the old pepper.
Speaker 8: Oh boys, it's just a brave front of masks, a
Speaker 8: shuttered body on a bettle p.
Speaker 4: What is it you've got?
Speaker 2: My mind?
Speaker 8: Hey, now that you mentioned and he does look a
Speaker 8: little batchy, doesn't he's in there.
Speaker 5: Yeah, he looks blutchy on it.
Speaker 2: Thank you boy.
Speaker 5: It looks like the liver to me.
Speaker 9: Now, I'll tell you what you do.
Speaker 5: Let's just spring. The doctor's been.
Speaker 4: Doctor, mister Montague, didn't the doctor tell you what you've got?
Speaker 3: I know what I've got.
Speaker 2: I just want to find out where I got it.
Speaker 5: Poor uncle, good heart.
Speaker 2: Nothing gets you down like being thick.
Speaker 4: I always say ok, thanks in the thank you.
Speaker 2: At least somebody around here has a little sympathy for
Speaker 2: I can sympathize with you. All right, alrighty, My house
Speaker 2: is like a hospital. I've been working like a dog
Speaker 2: getting meal marketing.
Speaker 5: My wife has it, my ten kids have it.
Speaker 2: Have what the measles? As inns are you moron? You idiot?
Speaker 2: You are hanging around me all week, coming directly from
Speaker 2: a measle infested house. I got the measles from you, But.
Speaker 4: Mister Monticue, I haven't got the measles.
Speaker 8: I know.
Speaker 2: But you're a carrier, I am you are? How about that? Oh,
Speaker 2: my dear sins. If I ever recover, we're going to
Speaker 2: have a party. I'd like to use your head. We're
Speaker 2: having a tappy pool. Well, mister molecule, you have the measles.
Speaker 8: You can't broadcast your program this afternoon, Ringer, I'm at
Speaker 8: death's door. I know, I know, But missing your uncle
Speaker 8: good heart protest?
Speaker 3: That's serious to them?
Speaker 2: Boys? Doesn't my imminent departure mean anything to you?
Speaker 4: Going somewhere them at the margin.
Speaker 6: Since gentleman he has the measles, he can't do his
Speaker 6: broadcast today.
Speaker 8: Since still hear that he can't do the broadcast, ten
Speaker 8: million listeners are waiting to hear Uncle Goddard, and he
Speaker 8: won't be there.
Speaker 2: So why are you laughing? Laughing? It's just hysteria. My
Speaker 2: sponsor finds out, he'll go nuts. Boys, there's nothing to
Speaker 2: be done, But we have to do something on the program.
Speaker 8: We just can't have fifteen minutes of silence.
Speaker 4: Why not?
Speaker 2: It may get us an award, and then these men
Speaker 2: are in a spot.
Speaker 4: Now we must try and help for honey. What is it, Agnes,
Speaker 4: Why don't you go on the air for him?
Speaker 2: Me?
Speaker 8: Let's I'll buy that.
Speaker 5: That's pekery.
Speaker 2: Wait a minute, Helen, radio, I formit it.
Speaker 8: But mister Montague, it keeps it in the family. A
Speaker 8: prave little wife carrying on for for stricken mate. It's
Speaker 8: so romantic, My wife, my wife, Lily boy, even radio
Speaker 8: never it'll help. No, Lily bad enough that I had
Speaker 8: to sink from the six medion stage to the depth.
Speaker 2: Of the radio.
Speaker 8: When I think of you being contaminated, No, I'm afraid.
Speaker 2: But she'll be great.
Speaker 4: That's what he's afraid of.
Speaker 2: Lily. It will ruin you. You don't know anything about radio.
Speaker 2: You'll sound terrible.
Speaker 5: But Edward, when you first went on the air, you
Speaker 5: didn't know anything about it, and you sounded wonderful, naturally.
Speaker 2: But Lily, I have talent.
Speaker 5: That does it. Gentlemen, to the radio station.
Speaker 8: Let's go to Lily deering your sick husband by hours
Speaker 8: a number this take care of you.
Speaker 2: I know my minutes are numbers, and I'll.
Speaker 6: Be back right after the broadcast. Now rest, you'll be
Speaker 6: ready to do your broadcast tomorrow.
Speaker 2: Hurry, we've got to get to the station.
Speaker 4: Here's your coat, honey.
Speaker 2: We have to get to the subway. Subway.
Speaker 5: We better take a cab, a taxi cab will be goodbye, goodbye.
Speaker 4: Good luck. Honey.
Speaker 8: Wait, Lily, let me look at you for the last
Speaker 8: time before you were ruined by radio.
Speaker 2: Goodbye.
Speaker 8: Hurry, missus Montague, goodbye, mister Montague.
Speaker 4: Well, mister Montague. Here we are alone together at last.
Speaker 4: Make one wrong move toward me and I'll scream.
Speaker 2: Please angnes. I'm sick enough. My Lily gone lost in
Speaker 2: the quicksand of NBC.
Speaker 4: So I'll bring the radio from my room in here
Speaker 4: and we can listen to her very.
Speaker 2: Well, poor Lily. This will break her heart.
Speaker 4: It's breaking yours.
Speaker 2: Yes, my heart is broken, Lily, my wife and leading Lily.
Speaker 8: My opedia by Juliet by Porscha is now antique.
Speaker 2: Good heart.
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Speaker 3: On the Uncle Goodheart Program.
Speaker 9: The program has started, dear listeners, very sadness in Uncle
Speaker 9: Goodheart's little cottage on the sunny.
Speaker 2: Side of the lane.
Speaker 10: Uncle Goodheart is sick and like the sweet, kindly soul,
Speaker 10: the cheers. Uncle Goodheart's wife, Anti good Heart is going
Speaker 10: to carry on for our dear uncle.
Speaker 8: And here she is, brave, gallant, little Antique good Heart.
Speaker 6: Hello, dear listeners, this is Anti Goodheart trying in my
Speaker 6: own small way to give you that precious guidance and
Speaker 6: homey philosophy that only my husband, Uncle good Heart can give.
Speaker 6: In looking through uncle's mail bag with a silver lining,
Speaker 6: I find a letter from a man complaining about his
Speaker 6: mother in law. It is signed Suicide sand. In answer,
Speaker 6: I can only say, we must be tolerant. In the
Speaker 6: words of Porsche in Shakespeare's Merchant of Venice, the quality
Speaker 6: of mercy is not strained.
Speaker 5: It droppeth as the gentle rain from Heaven upon.
Speaker 6: The place beneath. It is twice blessed. It blesseth him,
Speaker 6: it gives in him. It takes tis mightiest and the mightiest.
Speaker 6: It becomes the throneed monarch, better than his crown. His
Speaker 6: scepter shows the force of temptual power.
Speaker 2: Hugness. Agnes is lily home.
Speaker 4: Yet not yet?
Speaker 5: Wasn't she great?
Speaker 2: Great? Great?
Speaker 8: This What a disastrous broadcast she mutilated our be love
Speaker 8: and Shakespeare from coast to coast.
Speaker 2: Are you kid, please nurse? It'll take me months to
Speaker 2: get my listeners back. I can practically here there are
Speaker 2: ten million dials. Switching over to just playing bill Well,
Speaker 2: I wondered, there she is ed Edwin. Where are you
Speaker 2: Where am I? She asked, I'm in left field for
Speaker 2: the Dodger.
Speaker 5: Where am I?
Speaker 2: Where am I shere? Oh?
Speaker 5: Still? Indeed, Edwin, did you hear the program?
Speaker 8: Yes, Lily, I heard all of it to the bitter end,
Speaker 8: and I was probably the only listener left who did.
Speaker 5: Well, what did you think of it?
Speaker 2: Lily? Is not for you? You just didn't have it.
Speaker 4: I don't listen to him. You are wonderful this.
Speaker 8: You're no Judd, Lily, even hiccups. You think it's the
Speaker 8: NBC Symphony.
Speaker 2: Well, I tried, Lily.
Speaker 8: It takes a personality the success on the afternoon program,
Speaker 8: and the housewives are listening.
Speaker 3: Now I have a sitting something.
Speaker 4: Yeah, big loud mouth Edwin's a big radio star, and
Speaker 4: you know why he's got the only voice in radio
Speaker 4: that housewives can hear over the roar of a vacuum cleaner.
Speaker 2: Oh, I just back under your rock, buddy.
Speaker 5: I thought I did pretty well. Someone to the dool
Speaker 5: I'll get it.
Speaker 8: Well, Lily, you had had jo laying it radio and
Speaker 8: you found it's not for you. Don't feel badly, dear,
Speaker 8: chalk it up to experience.
Speaker 4: Oh yes, sir, it's Springer and.
Speaker 8: Zenser, gentlemen, six majo, it was magnificent.
Speaker 4: It was ginger.
Speaker 2: Peaky, gentlemen.
Speaker 8: Telephone calls are still pouring in with congratulations.
Speaker 4: Here the new mar Perkins.
Speaker 2: You're great. Hello, gentlemen.
Speaker 3: Oh hello Monague, missus Montague.
Speaker 5: Here's what we're planning for you for tomorrow's broadcast.
Speaker 8: My shakepeare that sponsor says Shakespeare sells soap. Gentlemen, I'll
Speaker 8: do the broadcast of all Strange Enough I suddenly viewed
Speaker 8: papely healthy.
Speaker 2: You look terrible day in bed. We got your stript already.
Speaker 4: Just keep doing what kid did?
Speaker 2: What the discovery? Now listen you too? Will you be quiet?
Speaker 4: Down boy down.
Speaker 5: About the mark?
Speaker 2: What stop this foolishness. Foolishness, yes, delay foolishness. Don't let
Speaker 2: me turn your head.
Speaker 5: I won't, Edwin, and thank you for telling me how
Speaker 5: bad I was. It seems ten million people didn't think.
Speaker 2: So I've healty. My name is woman Lily. You have
Speaker 2: fallen into the trap. You are lost.
Speaker 6: I think I've just found myself, Edwin, for the first
Speaker 6: time I did something on my own and I were
Speaker 6: the success.
Speaker 5: The least you could have done was to thank me
Speaker 5: for helping you out.
Speaker 2: But Lily, you in radio, not.
Speaker 5: Acting like a baby.
Speaker 6: I happen to like radio, and I'm ready, willing and
Speaker 6: able to carry on the Uncle good Heart program as.
Speaker 5: Long as they need me.
Speaker 2: Oh that's it.
Speaker 5: Answer to the door, right.
Speaker 4: Okay, But don't start the next round while I get back.
Speaker 4: What a fresh.
Speaker 5: Edwin, don't start up.
Speaker 8: You're a sick man, my idea, and he could heart
Speaker 8: your career in radios over, gentlemen, good Heart as well.
Speaker 8: Hugo good Heart resumes his rightful place of the on
Speaker 8: microphone tomorrow.
Speaker 4: And when don't get up, here's doctor henshot.
Speaker 8: You don't get back into that bed, but I'm perfectly
Speaker 8: well back into that bed.
Speaker 3: And don't you dare let me catch you out of
Speaker 3: that bed for two more weeks.
Speaker 2: Two weeks. It's a plot. I see it all.
Speaker 8: Two weeks in two weeks, Handy Gonna Heart will be
Speaker 8: your household work.
Speaker 4: You can say that again.
Speaker 5: No, no, don't do it, but Edwin, I'm just doing.
Speaker 6: It for you for me, she says, don't be ridiculous,
Speaker 6: ed when you're jealous, Hi.
Speaker 2: The magnificent body you jealous of you? Lily? I taught
Speaker 2: you everything you know about acting.
Speaker 6: Yes, Edwin, And the most important thing I learned from
Speaker 6: you was never stop when you're going good and is
Speaker 6: anty good heart?
Speaker 5: I'm plenty good.
Speaker 2: I Villaine villainy. I have built a female frank and
Speaker 2: style in my own home.
Speaker 5: And you said I was no good. I'm gonna be
Speaker 5: anty good heart for the next two weeks. Now I'm
Speaker 5: going to enjoy every minute of it.
Speaker 2: Here's the Worrow script. Missus Montague, You'll be terrific. I
Speaker 2: can't wait. I cut cut tray, Lily, you won't I.
Speaker 5: Will now, please Edwin. I have a headache. Let me
Speaker 5: look at my script.
Speaker 3: No, no, wait, Lily, what is it to let me
Speaker 3: look at you? Your flux?
Speaker 5: It's just excitement.
Speaker 3: Oh Lily, get right into bed.
Speaker 5: Bed.
Speaker 2: What's wrong? Doctor?
Speaker 3: She has the measles.
Speaker 2: No, no, not poor and good heart?
Speaker 5: When you're impossible.
Speaker 3: Word quiet now, everybody out. Neither of them can leave
Speaker 3: this house for the next two weeks.
Speaker 8: Two weeks the program we have no one can good
Speaker 8: and we have no any gunner art.
Speaker 4: Gentlemen, give me that script.
Speaker 2: Nurse, where are you going?
Speaker 4: Starting tomorrow, five times a week, listen to your new
Speaker 4: radio favorite cousin Agnes.
Speaker 11: Oh no, here's the word from Chesterfield. Science discovered it.
Speaker 12: You can prove it no unpleasant after taste when you
Speaker 12: smoke Chesterfields.
Speaker 11: The biggest plus in cigarette history.
Speaker 12: Added to Chesterfield's world famous ABC's always milder, better tasting, cooler.
Speaker 12: Smoking Only chester Field gives you all that, plus the
Speaker 12: added pleasure of no unpleasant after taste.
Speaker 2: Science discovered it.
Speaker 12: The country's first and only cigarette taste panel reported that
Speaker 12: of all brands tested, only Chesterfield leaves no unpleasant after taste.
Speaker 2: You can prove it.
Speaker 12: Smoke a pack of Chesterfields. You'll find Chesterfields taste better
Speaker 12: while you smoke them and after smoking, no unpleasant after taste.
Speaker 11: The biggest plus in cigarette history.
Speaker 3: By Chesterfields Today.
Speaker 1: Listen again next week, friends to the Magnificent Mafagules Stirring
Speaker 1: Maffi Woolley, the Saturday Night transcribed feature on NBC's All
Speaker 1: Star Festival of Comedy, Music, Mystery and Drama, brought to
Speaker 1: you by Amison for past Relief from Pain of headache,
Speaker 1: Neurybis and Euralgia by RCA Victor, world leader in radio,
Speaker 1: first and recorded music, and first in television, and by
Speaker 1: check Esterfield, Always Milder better tasting, coolest smoking, plus no
Speaker 1: unpleasant after taste. The Magnificent Montague was created and directed
Speaker 1: by Matt Hyken and written by Matt Hiken and Billy Friedberg.
Speaker 1: Anne Seymour was Lily, Kurt Calton was Agnes. Also heard
Speaker 1: on tonight's broadcast were Kenny Delmar, Johnny Gibson, and John Griggs.
Speaker 11: Tomorrow Here a New Theater, and the NBC Symphony on
Speaker 11: NBC