Speaker 1: You may remember Juanita, who is a regular staff writer
Speaker 1: and also video contributor to the show, and she would
Speaker 1: send us rants and I said, I want to see
Speaker 1: a video, So she videoed a rant about it was
Speaker 1: very funny a couple of weeks ago, so we said,
Speaker 1: do it again. So, without further ado, here is, if
Speaker 1: I can pull up the right tab, here is Juanita's
Speaker 1: rant for this week.
Speaker 2: Hey y'all, Hey, I'm back.
Speaker 3: Had a busy weekend, had all the family over for
Speaker 3: the holidays, and it's Wednesday and I'm still cleaning up
Speaker 3: from when they were here.
Speaker 2: Sounds up a bitches.
Speaker 3: Anyway, back with another video of random shit that just
Speaker 3: gets on my nerves. So every Friday for my family
Speaker 3: is usually a restaurant day. So we usually all either
Speaker 3: pick a restaurant that we want to eat from and
Speaker 3: we go get food, or we all eat pick one
Speaker 3: restaurant we all eat from the same restaurant. So this
Speaker 3: past Friday it was KFC, So I figured, okay, I
Speaker 3: haven't had KFC, while I can go with some KFC.
Speaker 3: So I get to the drive through. I'm not going
Speaker 3: to out out the one that I'm talking about. I should,
Speaker 3: but I'm not so. I usually don't go to this
Speaker 3: particular one because in the past I've had bad experiences
Speaker 3: with them. The food is cold, I'll ask for this,
Speaker 3: they'll give me that whatever. But because of the fact
Speaker 3: that I was in the neighborhood, I figured i'd go
Speaker 3: to that one.
Speaker 2: So get through the drive through.
Speaker 3: There's two cars ahead of me, and they weren't at
Speaker 3: the speaker that long. It was like they were there
Speaker 3: two seconds, they were gone. I'm like, okay, maybe they
Speaker 3: didn't order that much.
Speaker 2: So it's my turn.
Speaker 3: I get to the speaker. The girl goes, hello, A
Speaker 3: welcome to KFC. How may I help you?
Speaker 2: I said, yes, I would like a bucket of twenty
Speaker 2: four family meal with mashed potatoes and gravy, biscuits and.
Speaker 1: Coleslaw Solid choice. Yeah.
Speaker 3: There was quite a bit of a part. Then all
Speaker 3: of a sudden she comes down and says, we're out
Speaker 3: of chicken? What and look back at the sign to
Speaker 3: make sure I was at the right place KFC. Does
Speaker 3: KFC not stand for Kentucky Fried Chicken? So I asked her.
Speaker 3: I said, excuse me, we're out of chicken.
Speaker 2: How the fuck are you out of chicken?
Speaker 3: On Friday at one o'clock in the afternoon. Oh you
Speaker 3: seal is chicken, chicken legs, chicken thighs, chicken breasts, chicken wings,
Speaker 3: chicken nuggets, chicken tenders, chicken pot pie.
Speaker 2: How the fuck are you out of chicken?
Speaker 3: That doesn't make any sense, So she proceeds to say, well,
Speaker 3: we got chicken nuggets.
Speaker 2: We got that. I don't want a chicken nugget. I
Speaker 2: asked for a twenty four piece meal.
Speaker 3: So she says they don't have any chicken, but I
Speaker 3: can wait for the chicken to be fried.
Speaker 2: Okay, Well, how long is the wait? It's a two
Speaker 2: hour weight?
Speaker 3: Since when does it fucking take twenty two hours to
Speaker 3: fry twenty four pieces of chicken?
Speaker 2: What do you gotta pluck it first?
Speaker 3: This is why I don't like going to that KFC.
Speaker 3: I'm done with that one. I will not go back
Speaker 3: at How the hell do.
Speaker 2: You run out of chicken? As all?
Speaker 3: You freaking sell that shit pisces me off. Well that
Speaker 3: was my episode of this week's rant. I hope you
Speaker 3: guys have a good day.
Speaker 2: I love you bye.
Speaker 1: Okay, Jannita, I love that one. Thank you so much
Speaker 1: for your rant. I used to have a girlfriend, Lisa,
Speaker 1: who worked at KFC, and she would run out of chicken.
Speaker 1: She worked the night shift, like the closing shift till
Speaker 1: eleven o'clock or whatever. Sure, and they would only make
Speaker 1: enough chicken to meet their projection of how much they
Speaker 1: would sell because they didn't want to have, like, you know,
Speaker 1: thirty eight pounds of leftover chicken at the end of
Speaker 1: the night. So many times, probably about half the time,
Speaker 1: Lisa would say, yeah, it wasn't any fun or they
Speaker 1: didn't have a good night. We ran out of chicken,
Speaker 1: and people were pissed. And I was like, Juan need
Speaker 1: of a degree, how the fuck do you run out
Speaker 1: of chicken? But it's because they don't make more than
Speaker 1: they project that they will sell. It doesn't make you
Speaker 1: feel it. And one o'clock in the afternoon, How the fuck?
Speaker 1: I love how she uses that word so freely. How
Speaker 1: the fuck do you run out of chicken? But they
Speaker 1: must have had a big lunch rush.
Speaker 4: Yeah, it must have apparently a huge one. I didn't
Speaker 4: realize people still really went to KFC and all the
Speaker 4: chicken places.
Speaker 1: That's kind of sad because KFC is not people's really
Speaker 1: first choice anymore. It used to be the only choice,
Speaker 1: and there was Popeyes. Now there's Canes and Chick fil A.
Speaker 1: And in the Apple Valley on one corner there is
Speaker 1: a Cane's, Chick fil A, and a KFC. Nobody is
Speaker 1: there all.
Speaker 4: Four and yeah, Chick fil A, Canes, KFC, and Popeyes.
Speaker 4: I remember I'm saying that it was like the four
Speaker 4: way tie here.
Speaker 1: I think, so. Yeah, And so my son in law,
Speaker 1: Justin he goes sometimes I'll just go by KFC because
Speaker 1: I feel sorry for him.
Speaker 2: And I'm like, oh, I kind of get that.
Speaker 1: Yeah, I mean, you're feeling sorry for a big corporation,
Speaker 1: but at the same time, I feel bad for the
Speaker 1: people that are working there, going, we only had three
Speaker 1: people come in for lunch today.
Speaker 5: Oh yeah, right, those sixteen year olds are like hyped.
Speaker 5: I was on my phone the whole whole.
Speaker 1: Time, I guess. But also, you don't want to close
Speaker 1: it down and lose their job. But I guess that's
Speaker 1: another one. There's a Burger King in chan Hassen that
Speaker 1: sits part way between forty one and Galpin. I never
Speaker 1: ever see anybody at Burger King. Do you Bailey or
Speaker 1: Jenny ever go to Burger King? Anymore. I do not.
Speaker 4: I have, really, you've never been ever.
Speaker 5: No, I mean I have only probably because it was
Speaker 5: the only option within a thirty mile span on a
Speaker 5: road trip or.
Speaker 4: Right, yeah, same. I think that's the only reason I
Speaker 4: would go. I always choose McDonald's or like Wendy's or
Speaker 4: like Culver's. Yes, those are the places I go. And
Speaker 4: if I had to pick chicken, I would always pick Canes.
Speaker 4: I wouldn't pick.
Speaker 1: Some people say Canes is overrated. I think it's actually
Speaker 1: really really good. I think Chick fil a is good too.
Speaker 1: I still love chicken McNuggets for McDonald's. I was at
Speaker 1: the Denver airport the other day and one of my
Speaker 1: traditions when I fly home is I get chicken McNuggets
Speaker 1: with the hot mustard sauce. And they're not the best chicken.
Speaker 1: They're not. They taste just like they did when you
Speaker 1: were a kid. They're not that good, but they're good
Speaker 1: enough and they're predictable.
Speaker 4: I think they're great.
Speaker 5: Also, I have always dipped my chicken McNuggets in honey.
Speaker 5: And I was just at Fletcher's the other night and
Speaker 5: got chicken tenors and the lady's like, oh can I
Speaker 5: get you anything. I was like, do you have honey,
Speaker 5: and she's like, honey mustard. I go honey. She goes,
Speaker 5: do you mean honey mustard?
Speaker 1: I go, no, hont honey.
Speaker 4: She's like hmm, I'll go check.
Speaker 5: And then she comes back she goes, yeah, I guess
Speaker 5: I remember eating these with my McDonald's nuggets back in
Speaker 5: the day, and I was like, yeah, it's like I'm
Speaker 5: a child, but that's like all I eat my chicken
Speaker 5: with is honey.
Speaker 1: You know what that that works for you. I get
Speaker 1: annoyed when I go to McDonald's and I get I
Speaker 1: want hot mustard sauce, period yep. And sometimes they hear
Speaker 1: me wrong and they give me honey mustard sauce. And
Speaker 1: to me, you might as well spit in my nuggets
Speaker 1: because I don't want I don't want that. I want mustard. Okay,
Speaker 1: let's move on. Thank you, jan Nita. Let me go
Speaker 1: with the correct tab and open up another one. Let's
Speaker 1: try this one. Good morning to my first choice morning show.
Speaker 1: Thank you. Speaking of Bailey smuggling Wieners, says Krystal, what
Speaker 1: are you talking about?
Speaker 4: Smuggling Witers into the putting hot dogs in my belt?
Speaker 4: Loops and smuggling the men.
Speaker 1: A couple of years ago, we were in the security
Speaker 1: line waiting to get into the Vikings game. Guy in
Speaker 1: front of us was wearing bib overalls. They found in
Speaker 1: one of his pockets two homemade breakfast sandwiches wrapped in
Speaker 1: paper towels. After consulting with one another, the security team decided,
Speaker 1: we got no idea what to do with us, and
Speaker 1: we waved him through. So Bailey might just have a
Speaker 1: chance with hot dogs in her clear bag. That's funny
Speaker 1: that the guy made a couple of homemade breakfast sandwiches.
Speaker 1: It's almost cute and endearing. You picture of guy's wearing
Speaker 1: overalls might be kind of a country bumpkin doesn't want
Speaker 1: to spend extra money and doesn't realize you're not supposed
Speaker 1: to bring your own food in. But I don't think
Speaker 1: there's a rule against bringing it into the Vikings game.
Speaker 4: How did they catch it?
Speaker 3: Like?
Speaker 4: Were they wrapped in foil? Is that with like the
Speaker 4: simpkins napkins? Well then how would they know? Like, oh
Speaker 4: these look that's so weird. I would why would they
Speaker 4: pat me down? I would just want to I want
Speaker 4: to smuggle the stuff in. But I don't want to
Speaker 4: be caught. I don't want anyone to see them smuggling it.
Speaker 1: Yeah, I don't know. I think that was funny. I'm
Speaker 1: wondering the same, Crystal says. I'm wondering if anybody has
Speaker 1: any vacation traditions, like something you always eat a drink,
Speaker 1: you always get to stop, you always have to make
Speaker 1: Do you always seek out botanical gardens? Last thing we did?
Speaker 4: Oh?
Speaker 1: Last thing we're always looking for is a new bake. Oh,
Speaker 1: I'm sorry. Lately the thing we are always looking for
Speaker 1: is a new bakery. Even on vacation, we are early
Speaker 1: risers and out of the hotel by eight for sure.
Speaker 1: Food for thought, does a straw have one hole or two? Well,
Speaker 1: it's one long hole. If you dug a hole through
Speaker 1: the center of the Earth and it came out in China,
Speaker 1: would you say it is two holes? No, it is
Speaker 1: one hole. Straw has one hole for a long, thin hole.
Speaker 1: Any vacation traditions, I will only say, we love our
Speaker 1: fast food stops in the middle of nowhere, Nebraska, or
Speaker 1: middle of nowhere wherever we are, and we forgive all
Speaker 1: of our healthy eating.
Speaker 4: Mistake on vacation, Like you don't need to eat healthy.
Speaker 1: Love fast food, yeah so love fast food, Taco Bell, Burger, King, whatever.
Speaker 1: On vacation. That's the only tradition I can think of. Jenny.
Speaker 5: Mine would be on a road trip. We always get
Speaker 5: our road trips, and it's the only time I ever
Speaker 5: eat the frosted animal cookies, those pink and whitelas, they
Speaker 5: are my favorite. And then I'm just always so into
Speaker 5: finding coffee shops, so I always do my research on
Speaker 5: coffee shops ahead of time. And it could be like
Speaker 5: not the best coffee, but if like the esthetic is there,
Speaker 5: I'm pleased that I went there, you know, I'm excited
Speaker 5: to have tried a new coffee shop.
Speaker 4: I don't go on a lot of vacations in general,
Speaker 4: but when I used to work for Disney, we would
Speaker 4: get free tickets to Disney World, and every time I went,
Speaker 4: which was actually quite often, I would book my returning
Speaker 4: flight home into the late afternoon so that I could
Speaker 4: spend the morning just walking around Magic Kingdom by myself,
Speaker 4: seeing all of the stage shows, maybe meeting guests on
Speaker 4: maybe meeting a princess, and then slowly walking out on
Speaker 4: Main Street backwards and watching the castle disappear around the
Speaker 4: corner because I'd be like, I need to soak this
Speaker 4: in as much as I can. So that was the
Speaker 4: one thing that I did over and over and over again.
Speaker 4: But other than that, I don't travel a lot.
Speaker 1: No, No, I don't think you do. No, I don't
Speaker 1: know that I even have one more that might have
Speaker 1: been it. Let me check and see. Yeah, that was
Speaker 1: pretty much. It a very very slow day for emails
Speaker 1: on the Minnesota Goodbye, but we appreciate them. Thank you,
Speaker 1: je Nita. We'll hope for another rant from you next week,
Speaker 1: and if you want to send in anything, send it
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