Speaker 1: From Workhouse Connect and aj Benze fame. Uh, he'd liked
Speaker 1: to be walked on a leash and play really dirty,
Speaker 1: kinky sex games. Is uh the guy put the cock
Speaker 1: in the Peacock network. Okay, bitch, Hey, everybody aj Benzi
Speaker 1: here with fame, is it? Bitch? This is your daily
Speaker 1: Unfiltered podcast or September twenty fourth, twenty twenty five oh
Speaker 1: nine four too oh to five. One more week and
Speaker 1: we're into October. Man, the summer is gone. Fall started
Speaker 1: a couple of days ago. Still got the AC on
Speaker 1: all day long, although I do shut it now at night.
Speaker 1: But I'll tell you what. When I shut it at night,
Speaker 1: the problem is I hear the neighbors upstairs too much,
Speaker 1: too much, dropping shit on the floor, moving furniture, whatever
Speaker 1: the hell they're doing. This is apartment living, which I
Speaker 1: haven't done for so long, and it can get aggravating. Uh.
Speaker 1: But yeah, you know, I hear the sirens outside. This
Speaker 1: is shits fill after all. But when the windows close
Speaker 1: and the AC's on, I hear nothing but my TV,
Speaker 1: which is a very welcome thing for me to hear.
Speaker 1: Oh god, I just saw it, by the way, Today's
Speaker 1: show all over the board. Today's show is like, okay,
Speaker 1: so many topics. You know what, I'm gonna tell you something. Now,
Speaker 1: you know what an umbrella rig is. An umbrella rig
Speaker 1: you guys know who fish. Guys and girls who fish
Speaker 1: know it an umbrella. An umbrella rig is something that
Speaker 1: looks like picture a couple of clotheshegers that are on
Speaker 1: fishing line and you throw on the end of your
Speaker 1: fishing pole and each there's like eight to ten different
Speaker 1: hooks that also have like you know, rubber on them
Speaker 1: to look like worms or fish. They're lures, but they
Speaker 1: have the big hooks in them, and you throw that
Speaker 1: umbrella rig in the water. You don't sit there at
Speaker 1: your boat and just jig with it, although you can.
Speaker 1: But the best thing you do with in an umbrella
Speaker 1: rig is you get in the boat. You troll, And
Speaker 1: by troll, I don't mean any Internet kind of shenanigans.
Speaker 1: Trolling means you take the boat and drive it very
Speaker 1: very slow, two miles per hour. Whatever you can do.
Speaker 1: Just push that throttle up a little bit, no wake.
Speaker 1: You throw your lines down so your lures and your
Speaker 1: bait is not dragged on the bottom of the bay
Speaker 1: or the ocean. You're like three four feet beneath the surface.
Speaker 1: And when these bluefish, which put up a tremendous fight,
Speaker 1: let me tell you that bluefish travel in schools like
Speaker 1: their blm or antifa. If bluefish are more diabolical than
Speaker 1: barracuda because they got teeth. But when you hook into
Speaker 1: a bluefish and you get one on an umbrella rig,
Speaker 1: or two or three at a time, it happens. Get
Speaker 1: ready for the fight of your life. Anyhow, so many
Speaker 1: things going on today is an umbrella rig of his show.
Speaker 1: That's the word, the term you have to know moving forward,
Speaker 1: umbrella rigg day. Guys won't tell me went fishing. We
Speaker 1: always went fishing. But I'll tell you so many tales.
Speaker 1: There was this one night we were crabbing the under
Speaker 1: the bridge, which means you get in your boats, you
Speaker 1: drive very slow around the pilings. It's nighttime because the
Speaker 1: blue claw crabs come out at night and they swim on.
Speaker 1: They swim one inch beneath the surface of the water.
Speaker 1: It's a very no one During the day they're down
Speaker 1: on the bottom buried in grass. At night though, they
Speaker 1: swim right beneath the surface. So you get your boat.
Speaker 1: You got three or four guys with long fishing nets.
Speaker 1: You've got a car battery in your boat that's connected
Speaker 1: to several different spotlights that the men, let's say me
Speaker 1: Jack and Frankie or Joey Jackie are shining on the water.
Speaker 1: My pop, my father's driving the boat through the pilings,
Speaker 1: avoiding other boats. It's a traffic jam. But you spot
Speaker 1: a crab and you go bananas. You reach over the boat,
Speaker 1: you grab it. If you're missing, you tell the other
Speaker 1: guy on the stern side, Frankie yours. I watched at
Speaker 1: three o'clock, Bye bye. It's a great time. Don't know
Speaker 1: why I brought up the crabs. What was I saying
Speaker 1: about crabbing? I don't know. God damn it. See there's
Speaker 1: so many things to talk about. I forget what I'm
Speaker 1: talking about. But I wanted to say this before I
Speaker 1: move forward. I saw a video it's so sad James Vanderbeek,
Speaker 1: you know, from Dawson's Creek, and I love Varsity Blues.
Speaker 1: What a great fun movie. If you haven't seen it,
Speaker 1: for God's sake, see Varsity Blues. If not for anything
Speaker 1: but the stars it turned out. Go look at a
Speaker 1: young Ali Lauder there's so many people in that movie
Speaker 1: that made it. But anyhow, James Vanderbeek is suffering from
Speaker 1: a rectal cancer and he couldn't make the Dawson's Creek Reunion.
Speaker 1: It's a show I never watched with Michelle Phillips and
Speaker 1: Joshua Jackson. I think Katie Holmes right, never watched it once,
Speaker 1: but I know it was a huge hit. I was
Speaker 1: too busy back then, working and going out every night.
Speaker 1: And he you appeared on video. He wanted to be there, obviously,
Speaker 1: And you know, it's the face of cancer. You know.
Speaker 1: I don't. It's just we've all seen it. Some of
Speaker 1: us have had it, and I hope never to have
Speaker 1: it again for many of you, for all of you,
Speaker 1: but it's there. And he was brave enough to get
Speaker 1: on video and tell people he misses them, And you know,
Speaker 1: just fuck, don't you? Are you like me? Do you
Speaker 1: go to bed at night or wake up in the
Speaker 1: morning and go okay? Like when I go to bed,
Speaker 1: I go okay, you know, got through another day. If
Speaker 1: I die in my sleep, I'm gonna complain. I did it.
Speaker 1: I had a great time. What a fucking life. I
Speaker 1: would do it again in a second. But when you
Speaker 1: wake up in the morning, you go, holy shit, I'm
Speaker 1: still alive. Okay, I gotta straighten my shit out. I
Speaker 1: gotta do things better. I gotta this, I gotta die.
Speaker 1: As you're sleeping, you feel like it was a great time.
Speaker 1: But when you wake up and you know that God's
Speaker 1: given you more time, you go, oh shit, I have
Speaker 1: to redirect my shit in the right way. I'm not
Speaker 1: gonna die. I can't die. Anybody who's suffering it goes
Speaker 1: on video to talk to friends and family. Oh my god.
Speaker 1: It's a very brave act. And it's as hard as
Speaker 1: it is for us to see. You imagine the people
Speaker 1: who do it what they feel, you know what I mean.
Speaker 1: Speaking of TV, I told you briefly about Black Rabbit
Speaker 1: with uh. I love him. I love Jason Bateman, don't
Speaker 1: like his politics, love his acting, love his podcast. And
Speaker 1: Jude Law. Not a huge fan of Jude Law, but
Speaker 1: he's turned out some movies that worked out pretty well.
Speaker 1: And this series Black Rabbit. I really like Black Rabbit.
Speaker 1: To me, it fell apart in the middle, but it
Speaker 1: definitely came together in the end. I think I've said
Speaker 1: that it reminded me of me and Rocco when he
Speaker 1: had his restaurant downtown. There's a lot of things for
Speaker 1: me that I love, but I think you will too. However, however,
Speaker 1: there's always these instances. I know, we say Dei's over
Speaker 1: and this and that, but it was another one. This
Speaker 1: movie was being or the series is being made. There
Speaker 1: are things that you might see on your screen or
Speaker 1: on a movie get his screen tomorrow next week, that
Speaker 1: were made two and a half years ago when Dei
Speaker 1: and all the woke bullshit was still alive. So I'm
Speaker 1: watching Black Rabbit and I love it, and I love
Speaker 1: the acting. I love Cleopatrick Coleman. She's so what a
Speaker 1: face and a smile on those lips, and she's got
Speaker 1: two dimples, like I always said, that can hold a
Speaker 1: cup of water. But then by the end of the movie,
Speaker 1: by the end of the series, they have it with
Speaker 1: no wig on, just very little hair and no makeup.
Speaker 1: Why why do that to her? Anyhow, there's a part
Speaker 1: in this move where there's a character in this movie.
Speaker 1: She's an Asian journalist. We've got to check boxes game,
Speaker 1: don't forget in the in the kitchen downstairs, there's a
Speaker 1: black bull Dyke chef and a Latino gay sous chef
Speaker 1: and they have it going, Oh you know what I'm saying.
Speaker 1: You know what I'm saying. How you doing, baby? You're
Speaker 1: looking that kind of ship? Okay, but get out of
Speaker 1: the nineteen nineties. Can we come up with new dialogues
Speaker 1: and look in God's sister, Oh my goodness, where you're
Speaker 1: going to that well, you're gonna make them last, sister.
Speaker 1: Stop it. You think those scenes are throwaway scenes, they're not.
Speaker 1: We need to hear original dialogue. I broke my dick
Speaker 1: last night, something something different. Never forget when Dennis Robin
Speaker 1: told me he broke his dick. I'll never forget that
Speaker 1: because we were together in Miami and he was with
Speaker 1: this blonde girl who was kind of like my not fixer,
Speaker 1: but she was the chick I met who would get
Speaker 1: me to the interviews on time and get me in
Speaker 1: my hotel on time. And she's a great chick. I
Speaker 1: never had anything with her at all, Robin, really nice girl,
Speaker 1: pretty girl. Robin took to her like white on rice,
Speaker 1: and he told me, he rouges, I can't, I can't
Speaker 1: even and I can't. And when I see your name
Speaker 1: on my phone, oh, Oh my god, he broke his
Speaker 1: stick on her. It's hard for me to reconcile that.
Speaker 1: But it's not her fault. You can't elevate the girl
Speaker 1: too high or else you run the risk of breaking
Speaker 1: your disc Okay, I was better at that time. I
Speaker 1: didn't say dick and either way, Asian journalists at the
Speaker 1: restaurant trying to get answers because this other girl, some waitress,
Speaker 1: had an overdose at the restaurant. She is getting down
Speaker 1: to the nitty gritty. But the way they portray this journalist,
Speaker 1: I wanted to go, can we get a consultant on set?
Speaker 1: This is not the way journalists treat people. She's in
Speaker 1: the restaurant, she's looking for the story. Right, you have
Speaker 1: to ingratiate yourself to a degree to have these people
Speaker 1: talk to you, give up information. But she's like, you
Speaker 1: need to come with me and tell me the story. No, no, no, no, reporters.
Speaker 1: Journalists can't do that. And then she sees the person's phone.
Speaker 1: She goes, tell me right now, who's on that phone? Call?
Speaker 1: Tell me who you were just on the phone with
Speaker 1: five minutes after that murder, Tell me now now again.
Speaker 1: Journalists don't do that. So stupid. But watch Black Rabbit.
Speaker 1: It's it's definitely something you should You should watch and
Speaker 1: get behind if nothing else. Jason Bateman with the long
Speaker 1: hair and the beard looks like this from nineteen sixty nine.
Speaker 1: He's great. This is his emmy. I know he did Ozark,
Speaker 1: which was great. This is not as good as Ozark,
Speaker 1: but Bateman he needs an award. And he's directing some
Speaker 1: of the series. And so is his co Starc from Ozark,
Speaker 1: Laura Lenny, who I love. So it's a family affair
Speaker 1: either way. Just drop Rocco off to get a haircut.
Speaker 1: And I passed this particular area on Tahunga Avenue and
Speaker 1: there's always this homeless encampment to the left off off
Speaker 1: the road, but on the sidewalk under and underpass. I'm talking.
Speaker 1: This guy's got a dresser, a couch. You have no idea.
Speaker 1: He has more shit to move than I have in
Speaker 1: stories right now that I paid two hundred and twenty
Speaker 1: hours a month for. This guy's got it with him.
Speaker 1: And of course a couple of shopping cards from Ralphs.
Speaker 1: It's been there for months and I pass it and
Speaker 1: I go, why don't I just go? These fucking assholes upstairs.
Speaker 1: They're playing the music again. Two young black kids with
Speaker 1: a guy smoking pot on a poster out of their window,
Speaker 1: pop smoke who died of an overdose. This is the
Speaker 1: guys that got above me. There's gonna be stories, trust me.
Speaker 1: I already knocked on their door last week. They didn't answer.
Speaker 1: If I get shot and killed in the hallway, you
Speaker 1: know why? Anyhow, I'm like, do I call three one
Speaker 1: one and tell them, look, you gotta get rid of
Speaker 1: this this bullshit? And I said, ay J, you can't
Speaker 1: do that. This guy didn't know he'd end up there.
Speaker 1: Whoever's there did not know. He may have been driving
Speaker 1: his car to work or taking his kids to school
Speaker 1: every day like you do. And suddenly, because of this,
Speaker 1: that and the other thing, he's now relegated to being
Speaker 1: homeless on the street he used to drive on every day.
Speaker 1: Do you know how how low he must feel. I said,
Speaker 1: I can't call anybody to get this guy clean. I
Speaker 1: can't do it. And that's you know what I mean,
Speaker 1: that's that's weird, Like we don't want to see it,
Speaker 1: but we don't want to do anything to make these
Speaker 1: people's lives worse, you know, what I mean. It's a shame.
Speaker 1: It's just a shame. And I know Trump had a
Speaker 1: bad day. Listen, Trump had a bad day. I was
Speaker 1: hysterical when he gets on the escalator, I guess at
Speaker 1: the UN to make his big speech, and the escalator
Speaker 1: within within within ten seconds, stops moving while he and
Speaker 1: Milaia are on it. And he's just like me, right away,
Speaker 1: the anger, right away, excuse me, what's going on? You know?
Speaker 1: Once answers immediately he has to walk, god forbid, walk
Speaker 1: up the escalator like steps, you know, like we all
Speaker 1: do every day, and and uh. And then he gets
Speaker 1: to the podium. The teleprompt is not working great, so
Speaker 1: of course he has to comment bad escalator, bad teleprompt,
Speaker 1: just a bead, just very bad. When the president's here,
Speaker 1: you need to make sure these things UPRK. He's just me.
Speaker 1: Excuse me, but I left. I laughed so hard watching
Speaker 1: him get so pistol. But that guy in the homeless encampment,
Speaker 1: that will be gossip about Hollywood. Hold on, the guy
Speaker 1: in the homeless encampment. I just thought, you know what,
Speaker 1: how he never knew he'd end up there. This guy
Speaker 1: had dreams, This guy had plans, I would imagine, like
Speaker 1: we all did and still do. I remember when I
Speaker 1: was living with Rosalie with no money, me and my
Speaker 1: two kids, Lola live in her house. I shed a
Speaker 1: bedroom and a bed with Rocco, a single bed, Lola,
Speaker 1: shevyl Roxy, another single bed, you know, the beds, the
Speaker 1: bed of my youth. And it was very humbling, of course.
Speaker 1: And I take the cab in the morning to go
Speaker 1: to best Buy. I would get a lift from a
Speaker 1: cabby and go to best Buy. And I talked to
Speaker 1: these camp drivers and they tell me hell stories. When
Speaker 1: you start driving a cam pal, well, you know, it's interesting.
Speaker 1: I used to live in this very neighborhood. You did, Yes,
Speaker 1: I did. I lived down on Drake Court, had a
Speaker 1: nice dirty foot boat. I mean, I had a great time.
Speaker 1: We had a lot of friends and relatives. And the
Speaker 1: marriage started to go bad, and my two kids and
Speaker 1: left the band. She divorced me, and now I live
Speaker 1: in an a basement apartment in Bay Shore and she's
Speaker 1: got the house. And I swear to God, I talked
Speaker 1: to at least three of these guys with the same
Speaker 1: shitty stories. And I said to myself, because at this
Speaker 1: point my marriage, I it was not good. And I said, AJ,
Speaker 1: you're gonna be exactly what these guys are right now.
Speaker 1: You're gonna you just don't, don't go all the way underwater,
Speaker 1: but you're gonna jump in that wall. Life's gonna dump
Speaker 1: you in that side of the pool. Just don't go underwater.
Speaker 1: And I did. I ended up in that side of
Speaker 1: the pool. I ended up not only listening to them,
Speaker 1: but driving a camp and knowing the guys. He used
Speaker 1: to take me to work and they knew me. Still
Speaker 1: working at best Buy. Yeah for now. Yeah, but they're
Speaker 1: not gonna go get some money and go back to
Speaker 1: Los Angeles. How are you gonna do that. I'm writing
Speaker 1: this book. I got a book idea, and I think
Speaker 1: my agent will get me a nice advance. Okay, good,
Speaker 1: good luck pal, And I go, motherfuckers, you have no idea.
Speaker 1: And we go to the same bodega to get the
Speaker 1: same chip, chip, beef sandwich or bacon, egg and cheese
Speaker 1: at five am and then have something at lunch with
Speaker 1: the bay. The bodega next to the train station had
Speaker 1: you know, like the best Cuban music playing and people
Speaker 1: with dance and you know, when you get out of
Speaker 1: your offices and out of your cars and just immerse
Speaker 1: yourself in that side of life where people are hustling
Speaker 1: and working so hard that people under the radar. You
Speaker 1: can't believe how fast things are moving. You know, I
Speaker 1: got to give them a lot of credit because they're
Speaker 1: surviving under they're under all of us. And not to
Speaker 1: mean that they're worse than us, so they're not as
Speaker 1: good as us. I mean, sometimes life puts you under things.
Speaker 1: Like I've said before, you know, like you think things
Speaker 1: are bad, I've been where things are bad. I've been
Speaker 1: at rock bottom. But guess what rock Bottom's got trap doors.
Speaker 1: Rock Bottom is not the end you think. Oh I
Speaker 1: fell on my ass. I'm at rock bottom now. The
Speaker 1: only thing to do is get back up. Now there's
Speaker 1: trapped doors. You're full, You're full. Deeper, there's spikes underground,
Speaker 1: there's walls that close with spikes that can kill you.
Speaker 1: There's a lot of shit there. I'm telling you, I'm
Speaker 1: bringing back reports from the front. Rock Bottom's got trapped doors.
Speaker 1: Stay away. But speaking of the guy, I tell you
Speaker 1: this show is crazy, speaking of the guy in the
Speaker 1: homeless encampment, you know, the other night, Shay Wiggham who's
Speaker 1: a really good actor. I started to watch that show,
Speaker 1: uh primeval which I gotta tell you I'm not I'm
Speaker 1: not crazy about it. It's a lot of it's a
Speaker 1: lot of murders, a lot of Indians and people keep
Speaker 1: people killing people like you know, I get it. It
Speaker 1: was a crazy time to you know, across the country
Speaker 1: with Indians and pioneers and all sorts of bad people.
Speaker 1: So the show to me with uh Betty Gilpin, who
Speaker 1: I think is a doll tailor Kish who is a schmuck,
Speaker 1: good looking kid, halfway good actor. He was on Joe
Speaker 1: Roe showing Joe didn't have more than one hundred words
Speaker 1: to say. Taylor just kept talking abous awesome life. Bro.
Speaker 1: It was amazing. And then we do like we'd meditate, Bro,
Speaker 1: And then I run with the Seal team. Bro, it
Speaker 1: was awesome. Have you ever run with the Seal? J
Speaker 1: was like, yeah, I have, oh man, Bro, it was
Speaker 1: such a either way. I'm watching Prime Villa and Shay
Speaker 1: Wigham is there and he says to Betty Gilpat you
Speaker 1: know I'm gonna paraphrase, you know, men get some place
Speaker 1: they don't know where they're gonna go. They end up
Speaker 1: somewhere and they put down their spikes and that's where
Speaker 1: their life's gonna begin. And if you think about people
Speaker 1: traveling across country all those years ago, like what made
Speaker 1: people stop in Missouri or stop in Pennsylvania. If they're
Speaker 1: leaving from the east coast, what made them go? Now,
Speaker 1: I'm gonna keep going man? And then they almost get
Speaker 1: to all stay in Arizona. This area is okay, But
Speaker 1: the people who kept going and the people in general, unbelievable.
Speaker 1: What heart, what strength? What courage? So Wigan basically says,
Speaker 1: you know, a guy puts down is his feat and
Speaker 1: that's where he's going to start his life. And you know,
Speaker 1: I thought about the guy in the homeless encampment, and
Speaker 1: I thought of my dad and a lot of us.
Speaker 1: I don't know where your parents began and how they
Speaker 1: found the house you grew up and as a kid.
Speaker 1: But my father, his story was he went to go fishing.
Speaker 1: We lived in Brooklyn, and he loved fishing. And he said,
Speaker 1: this great fishing on Long Island, this fishing in Brooklyn too.
Speaker 1: Off the pier in the bay, Gravesend Bay. You know,
Speaker 1: my father caught a stripe bass. The dad was born
Speaker 1: after I was born. He went fishing and he claims
Speaker 1: that's the only striper he ever caught. And I believe him,
Speaker 1: because we didn't catch many stripers when I was a kid.
Speaker 1: But my father was going fishing. And as he's driving
Speaker 1: down Montauk Highway, which runs the south it's the south
Speaker 1: shore of Long Island. You're like a mile away from
Speaker 1: the which is the bay and then the ocean. And
Speaker 1: he got a flat tire in his Mustang sixty five
Speaker 1: Mustang flat tire. What does he do? Takes his tackle box,
Speaker 1: his fishing pole, puts his knife in his back pocket,
Speaker 1: and begins to walk down a street polled Snetecore Avenue.
Speaker 1: And he kept walking and there was nothing but lots
Speaker 1: and an occasional house here and there, lots and reeds
Speaker 1: and weeds and hills and there the street turns into sand,
Speaker 1: and the sand turns into the bake. And he fished there.
Speaker 1: But while he was fishing, as he walked back, he
Speaker 1: noticed a home, a model home that he thought would
Speaker 1: be a great deal for us to all leave Brooklyn
Speaker 1: in and live in. And it was twenty four thousand dollars,
Speaker 1: this beautiful four bedroom house, really with a great yard.
Speaker 1: I mean, just a perfect house across from a school, beautiful.
Speaker 1: And we pulled our money, my father's money. Mary chipped in,
Speaker 1: my father's father chipped in. We all live together. And
Speaker 1: but it's amazing, like where do people end up and
Speaker 1: why do they end up where they are? Something as
Speaker 1: crazy as a flat tire can change so many lives.
Speaker 1: That flat tire, which I'm sure he cursed, although he
Speaker 1: still got his gear on one fishing that flat tire.
Speaker 1: Think of the lives it changed, the reverberations. Is that
Speaker 1: a word to use? The ripple effects, so to speak?
Speaker 1: You know what I mean? Anyhow, I know I'm going
Speaker 1: everywhere with this, but uh, I feel like I have
Speaker 1: to some a storytelling bug me. I'm reading a story
Speaker 1: about a cruise ship and the fact that some people
Speaker 1: on the cruise ship, mainly women or all women, like
Speaker 1: to stuff their key, their pass key, in their brother
Speaker 1: I have no problem. It's called a sea pass. They
Speaker 1: put it in their bras, And apparently now the people
Speaker 1: around these cruise ships are not happy with the fact
Speaker 1: that these women are putting their passes in their bra
Speaker 1: and not wearing a lanyard. Nobody looks good with a lanyard.
Speaker 1: You feel like you're in a fucking conference. You went
Speaker 1: to Pittsburgh for the conference. You're all staying at Holliday
Speaker 1: in Hoo. Did Helen blow after the party? You know
Speaker 1: what that's like. No, fuck lanyards, You're not in a
Speaker 1: rock and roll concert. Put the pass between your tit
Speaker 1: and your bra. And by the way, men love this.
Speaker 1: If a woman gives me a If I work at
Speaker 1: hotel and here's my kid, it's not working, and I
Speaker 1: know I'm touching something that was just on her tit,
Speaker 1: I know we're ridiculous, We're stupid, we're monkeys. We don't understand.
Speaker 1: We just we react. So this is on her body,
Speaker 1: it's got her sweat. Ha. Don't forget my asshol who
Speaker 1: bought the alarm clock that the woman down the block
Speaker 1: from my house we called the whore, used to hit
Speaker 1: every morning because we love the way she looked. She
Speaker 1: was so sexy. I had to have something she touched
Speaker 1: every day. We're sick or I'm sick, but I think
Speaker 1: a lot of guys are like me too. Not for nothing.
Speaker 1: If I worked on a cruise ship, I'd say, excuse me, ma'am,
Speaker 1: allow me, and I'd retrieved the pass key from her brawl.
Speaker 1: I think it's a classy thing to do it with
Speaker 1: your pinky out, of course, pinky out, man, May I
Speaker 1: pull it right out? How much better would the love
Speaker 1: boat have been if Captain Stubing had to retrieve key
Speaker 1: cards from chit's bras? Oh my god, and back then
Speaker 1: they can show double ds. They don't really show them
Speaker 1: now anymore. Man, Sidney Sweeney pops up here and there,
Speaker 1: but everybody else now we're talking to AB's a's and
Speaker 1: b's a's and b's not my a's and b's not
Speaker 1: my thing. It's fine for many people, not for me.
Speaker 1: Your president likes more than bees. Sorry, I want when
Speaker 1: he's not president anymore. I don't know what I'm gonna
Speaker 1: do because I have to talk like him all the time.
Speaker 1: If I'm not doing Tutsi's voice, I'm doing Trump's voice.
Speaker 1: Pretty soon, I'm gonna have TOUTSI imitate Trump. Skippy, guys,
Speaker 1: I think there's a problem, I'll work on it. Don't
Speaker 1: go to Lanyard's cruise ships. Keep the sea passes in
Speaker 1: between the woman's boobs. That's it. Your hands touch everything
Speaker 1: on that filthy boat. What the hell Are you worry
Speaker 1: about people and their germs? They used to say Donald
Speaker 1: Trump's a germ freak. I said no. I was the
Speaker 1: first person to go, no, he's not. Oh no, no,
Speaker 1: he won't shake hands. He's a germ freak. Really, but
Speaker 1: he fox girls with don't con them. How much of
Speaker 1: a germ freak is he? Do the math? Not everybody
Speaker 1: knew that, but I did for reasons that are obvious
Speaker 1: to you. But like the germ freak is bullshit. People
Speaker 1: want to Harry dry mouth. A lot of guys want
Speaker 1: to act like mysterious. I don't know. I might be
Speaker 1: like Howard Hughes. Germs really bothered me. You know, a
Speaker 1: lot of guys think they need something moving forward to
Speaker 1: give them a little conversation topic with. A girlfriend can
Speaker 1: tell her mom and dad he's a germ freak. Isn't
Speaker 1: that funny? And then they can all laugh and talk
Speaker 1: around the table at Benny Hannah. No, don't go with
Speaker 1: germ freaks. They're full of shit, because that guy's gonna
Speaker 1: want you to put your tongue you know where. Oh,
Speaker 1: he's gonna put his tongue you nowhere. And that doesn't
Speaker 1: mean he's afraid of germs. It means he's okay with germs.
Speaker 1: I can't take people as such hypocrites. I can't take
Speaker 1: it speaking of bull show us and hypocrites. You know,
Speaker 1: Jennifer Anison. I don't know much about this boyfriend of hers,
Speaker 1: this fucking hypnotist. But I've been seeing a lot of
Speaker 1: Jennifer Aniston because I'm watching The Morning Show again. It's
Speaker 1: back on Apple season four. I watched the first episode Tomorrow. Wait, today, Wednesday,
Speaker 1: Today's Tuesday. Tomorrow is the next episode, looking forward to it.
Speaker 1: I enjoy that show. It's crazy, but it's New York,
Speaker 1: so I feel like I'm seeing my city again. And
Speaker 1: I don't know, I don't know. I like her. I
Speaker 1: like Reese Witherspoon, people on that show that I like,
Speaker 1: so I watch it. But now she's with this hypnotist dude.
Speaker 1: And here's what people aren't really thinking about. Let me
Speaker 1: give you my angle on Jennifer Aniston. Okay, let's suppose
Speaker 1: I'm hanging out and I meet this chick and I'm like, oh,
Speaker 1: I think I just flipped for this girl. What does
Speaker 1: she do? Well? She's in movies, TV? Really, she's famous?
Speaker 1: Oh yeah, she's famous. Yeah, and what is she like? Well,
Speaker 1: I mean she's smart, she's funny, you know, just I
Speaker 1: will have a great time. But she hasn't dated a
Speaker 1: guy since twenty eighteen. Guys and girls, when a woman
Speaker 1: or a man hasn't dated, hasn't been in love, hasn't
Speaker 1: been head over her heels with anybody for seven to
Speaker 1: eight years, keep it moving, keep it moving. I know
Speaker 1: you want to say she's hot. I get it. You
Speaker 1: want to hit it once. Whatever. She's not gonna like
Speaker 1: you after that, but you don't want to be there.
Speaker 1: You're not going to be the guy that turns over
Speaker 1: a woman that hasn't dated seriously for eight years. You're
Speaker 1: just not. It's bigger than you. But now she's what
Speaker 1: the professional hypnotist as if there were non professional hypnotists.
Speaker 1: I love this category. What are you doing? Hun? Mom? Dad?
Speaker 1: Jim is a hypnotist. In other words, did he change
Speaker 1: the way she feels about dating men? Did he make
Speaker 1: her want to date him? Because? Okay, yeah, decent looking guy,
Speaker 1: of course, you know, has a good voice, decent physique,
Speaker 1: but he's very al Franken, he's very Stuart Smiley looking
Speaker 1: in the mirror. Good enough. I'm funny enough and gosh
Speaker 1: darn it, I like me that kind of shit. These
Speaker 1: two have been together for a while, a few weeks
Speaker 1: they were. They were just recently off the coast of Majorca.
Speaker 1: I'd love to go to these places these people go.
Speaker 1: When I went to Capri with Rosalie and Jack and
Speaker 1: the kids, we saw Star Jones and a couple of
Speaker 1: actresses trying to walk on cobblestone slanted streets with big
Speaker 1: fucking lubaiton heels. Star Jones fell on her ass and
Speaker 1: Jack couldn't wait to hear her story on the view.
Speaker 1: And she never told it, but we saw it. And
Speaker 1: when she felt a dress, her skirt was so tight
Speaker 1: she could barely get up. Her friends had to help
Speaker 1: her with both hands. She ain't like so off the
Speaker 1: coast of my arca. These uh, these two are hanging out.
Speaker 1: Of course, she was a Jason Bateman and a man
Speaker 1: the anchor his wife. I love that he's married to
Speaker 1: Paul Anker's daughter, and that these two have been photographed everywhere.
Speaker 1: You know, she he he went. See, here's the thing
Speaker 1: when you're when you're a guy that's dating a very
Speaker 1: famous woman, you you can't only just have dinner with
Speaker 1: her alone. But then the next date is dinner with
Speaker 1: or maybe the first date is dinner with her and
Speaker 1: all famous friends, which kind of puts you back on
Speaker 1: your heels a little bit if you're not really secure
Speaker 1: about yourself. The next day, Hey, I've got my new
Speaker 1: dry shampoo launch party. Please come to that. Oh sure,
Speaker 1: where everybody's looking at you, the cameras are pointed to you.
Speaker 1: No one cares about me, but God, sell your fucking
Speaker 1: dry shampoo. And the next day, let's go on a
Speaker 1: double with Courtney Cox and her boyfriend Johnny McDade. What
Speaker 1: do you say? And after that we can go to
Speaker 1: the premiere of my show on Apple the morning. In
Speaker 1: other words, nothing's regular. And if you're a guy, you
Speaker 1: got this hot shiit or let's just call Jennif Franson
Speaker 1: what she is. She's a beautiful woman. Of course she
Speaker 1: is not crazily my type. But if you're in a
Speaker 1: dinner and she was across the table and someone said
Speaker 1: that blonde of it is interesting and you go talk
Speaker 1: to him, you'd fucking run there, you crawl across the table.
Speaker 1: But still and all, she's not my type. Not to
Speaker 1: say I'm her type, trust me. I'm a Courtney Cox guy.
Speaker 1: But either way, it's just a weird thing. When you're
Speaker 1: a guy with a woman like this, you know, and
Speaker 1: what do you do? You got to blow up your resume. Well,
Speaker 1: I'm not just a hypnotist. I'm also an entrepreneur. I'm
Speaker 1: a health advocate too, because you know, I advise people
Speaker 1: on health. I've also been an author and a hypno coach.
Speaker 1: Isn't not a hypnotist. No, it's a little bit different.
Speaker 1: Let me let me explain. No one cares. Let me
Speaker 1: explain hypno coach verus hypnotists. They're already passing food, getting
Speaker 1: ready for the next entrede. They don't want to hear
Speaker 1: this shit. If he said something like the gay what
Speaker 1: happened on the Sony lot today, they all drop their
Speaker 1: forks and ship their pants. I'm also a student of
Speaker 1: human engagement, and now they're just lost. No one cares.
Speaker 1: I used to work at WebMD also health Centro passed
Speaker 1: the butter get yeah, can I get that pepper tanks on?
Speaker 1: They're gone. You need a lot, You need a lot
Speaker 1: in your body to stick with. These people are famous
Speaker 1: and then eat at the tables where all their friends
Speaker 1: are famous. It's very difficult this guy. You know, it
Speaker 1: began very innocently. She was liking his comments on his
Speaker 1: Instagram page obviously, you know, tickling the ivories that means say,
Speaker 1: I kind of just to know you talk. We've all
Speaker 1: done it, not slotting into DMS per se, but give
Speaker 1: it a little Hey. I like that And they write
Speaker 1: back thanks. Oh my god, they wrote back, I know
Speaker 1: what that's like. It's weird, but it's kind of fun.
Speaker 1: But I don't know what she's doing with this guy.
Speaker 1: I don't know how this guy makes money repeating mantras
Speaker 1: over and over, helping random people on the internet. How
Speaker 1: he says, manifest their dreams. Come on, bro, it's a
Speaker 1: girl's job, into a girl's life, a girl's career. What
Speaker 1: are you doing? Chop some wood have a fist fight.
Speaker 1: If he had a fistfight at the bar, I would
Speaker 1: completely flip over on his side. You and atman Aison's
Speaker 1: boy from one he fucking broke a guy's jaw because
Speaker 1: he said something to Jen outside of Noble. Oh. I
Speaker 1: love this fucking guy, but he's not gonna do that.
Speaker 1: No one does it. I'm the last of a dying breed.
Speaker 1: Hypno coach the fuck out of here. You can get
Speaker 1: his courses for one hundred and eighty eight bucks one
Speaker 1: eighty eight and alive four weeks zoom class. You ready
Speaker 1: for this price? Four weeks? Don't forget. He's very uh,
Speaker 1: you know, very angelic. The price of four weeks of
Speaker 1: zoom classes is one one hundred eleven dollars eleven eleven gang.
Speaker 1: Isn't he adorable? That's something he thought girls would love
Speaker 1: to tell their girlfriends about. And it doesn't work. Then again,
Speaker 1: there are people who fall for their yogi's or their
Speaker 1: fitness people even they hit it to Alec Bowin fell
Speaker 1: for Pilaria back in twenty twelve. She was his yoga teacher.
Speaker 1: I'm sure he went to yoga demanding he get her class.
Speaker 1: We've all done that before. I want to do yoga,
Speaker 1: but only with her. That's it. Then I'll do yoga.
Speaker 1: Otherwise I'm not gonna do yoga again. She could have
Speaker 1: taught taught a course on using the guillotine and he
Speaker 1: would have volunteered. That's how hot she is and was.
Speaker 1: Brad pitt Jens X was dating a holistic healer by
Speaker 1: the name of set Hadi Caltza. No, nope, not doing
Speaker 1: three names. It's not Hadi Kautza, not doing three names.
Speaker 1: That's the chick who helped him found his line of
Speaker 1: twenty five hundred dollars cashmere button downs, his brand called
Speaker 1: God's True Cash. Here Bethany Frankel, who, by the way,
Speaker 1: I know she's tookose epic. I know she's being completely healthy.
Speaker 1: I see her promoting this juice that cleans your liver
Speaker 1: as if she was a big partier. If that's if
Speaker 1: that's what you need, What the fuck do I need?
Speaker 1: Industrial strength pumped from a cement truck up my ass?
Speaker 1: If bring me If if Bethany Frankel is taking something
Speaker 1: for her liver, what do I need? And ain't gonna
Speaker 1: come in an announced can. That's for sure my own fault.
Speaker 1: But yeah, Frankel did it too. And now Frankel's telling, hell,
Speaker 1: you know, I dated this guy ten years ago. She
Speaker 1: dated Jim, and she thinks it's gonna work because he's
Speaker 1: very like, you know, it's the whole things. She's a
Speaker 1: California girl, and you know he's got the vibe, the
Speaker 1: wellness talk. It's very Hollywood, very actor. Bethany's right, On
Speaker 1: top of that, she's exactly right. Meanwhile, what I hear
Speaker 1: is you ready for this? Jen's new boyfriend doesn't like
Speaker 1: one of Jen's security guys. See, not many people understand this, like, well,
Speaker 1: you with a very famous person, you don't just pick
Speaker 1: them up and go out and say TEXTI when you're home.
Speaker 1: Whatever the fuck they got security. I've been on those dates.
Speaker 1: When I dated Patty Davis, there was still Secret Service
Speaker 1: guys following us. I'm not even sure why. It was
Speaker 1: the mid nineties and that should have been taken away.
Speaker 1: But we went to the Today's Show in the morning
Speaker 1: at God's Hour, five o'clock in the morning. They were
Speaker 1: they the Secret Service guys, dinner, Secret Service guys. You
Speaker 1: really can't be yourself. You can't really grab a ass
Speaker 1: or a did you can't say certain I mean they
Speaker 1: led back, but still they hear. They want to tell
Speaker 1: stories too. A Secret Service podcast would be amazing change
Speaker 1: their voice right if they told stories about former presidents
Speaker 1: and all the bullshit that goes on, like the shit
Speaker 1: that Bongino knows and ain't saying. He can't right now,
Speaker 1: but by the way, this will take thirty seconds. Bongino
Speaker 1: Pattel and Bondi. I don't even know what to say.
Speaker 1: I never liked Bondi. I knew Bongino was in over
Speaker 1: his head. I thought Cash Puttel had his shit together
Speaker 1: and his feet planted firmly on the ground. But he doesn't.
Speaker 1: And when I see their faces, namely Dan and Cash,
Speaker 1: I can tell they're answering to somebody else. They're not
Speaker 1: giving you what they gave you during their confirmation hearings
Speaker 1: or when they were campaigning for the job. They're listening
Speaker 1: to someone else. It's very disheartening, gang. It really is
Speaker 1: to think that this is going on right beneath our noses.
Speaker 1: But it is everything. I mean. You can spend days
Speaker 1: looking at alternative theories about Charlie Kirk's death and this
Speaker 1: and that, and please stop stop trying to shame me
Speaker 1: for saying that Charlie's wife to me was a little off.
Speaker 1: God forbid. I know I don't mean anything bad about him,
Speaker 1: or a horror that children or the whole thing that happened.
Speaker 1: I'm sick. I cried my eyes out, but we are.
Speaker 1: This is a very judgmental show. I'm very critical of people,
Speaker 1: including myself, including listeners, and this is what I do.
Speaker 1: I take on topics that people don't want to take
Speaker 1: on sometimes, and I tell the fucking truth and let
Speaker 1: the chips fall where they may. So if I say,
Speaker 1: you know Charlie's wife something about it, I don't know,
Speaker 1: and I got women going. You know what? You know?
Speaker 1: It makes me sick that men can talk about women. Now, Listen,
Speaker 1: I make fun of men consistently. I make fun of
Speaker 1: myself consistently. Don't tell me I can't point out a
Speaker 1: woman who I think is is that that you guys
Speaker 1: get the same vibe? My god, it's no big deal. Well,
Speaker 1: don't say it out loud, say it in private. What
Speaker 1: the fuck good does that only two people know one person? No,
Speaker 1: I want my listeners to know. And by the way,
Speaker 1: before I sign off, I'm very fucking pissed off. Even
Speaker 1: though I lost because my Patreon app or whatever the hell,
Speaker 1: because I have full blown aids, I can't see the
Speaker 1: amount of subscribers I have. I have a general idea
Speaker 1: because I've known it for years, and there's a thing
Speaker 1: on that Patreon app. If you're me or Mike, you
Speaker 1: can see how many people pay and how many people
Speaker 1: listen for free, and you know something. This is about
Speaker 1: four hundred and something people who listen for free and
Speaker 1: don't pay. Those people make me sick. If a hundred
Speaker 1: of you people would just chip in your fucking seven
Speaker 1: dollars a month, you'd make my life a little bit easier.
Speaker 1: And since I make yours easier by making you laugh
Speaker 1: and pointing out things that you didn't know, breaking stories
Speaker 1: you didn't know, maybe some of my stories, making the
Speaker 1: life of your fucking party, you got to shed the
Speaker 1: seven bucks a month. You can't keep going for free. Man. See,
Speaker 1: if I ran this shit, i'd be very different. But
Speaker 1: Mike's the businessman. Mike does things his way, and I
Speaker 1: love him and I trust him. He's got my back.
Speaker 1: But I would have a fucking mandate. You listen for
Speaker 1: free for a certain amount of time, then you're done.
Speaker 1: You're done. It's not all you can eat. It's all
Speaker 1: you can eat until I tell you, hey, that's all
Speaker 1: you can eat. I'm aj Benzon. That was your daily
Speaker 1: Unfiltered podcast for September twenty fourth, twenty twenty five. Now
Speaker 1: I'm when I watch the Yankees and you watch Black Rabbit.
Speaker 1: Tell me what you think. I'll talk to this tomorrow.