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all cads are you cancent training on the board. It
wasn't working. I didn't even get a hug and you
just focused dialed on it eating. We're gonna do it. Patience,
my friends.
Speaker 2: So many things going on, I tell you. And there
was somebody else that was running some equipment in this morning,
sort of getting trained to be a producer of he's
doing a good job. Yes, he did a great job.
He did a really great job. And then I think
the app that we used that the cameras run through
updated and according to the Internet, that is what happened.
And what they don't give you any like.
Speaker 3: They didn't have those updates on. People like to bring
him in the twenty first century with manners to see like, hey,
you know what, buddy, you just need to we need
to refresh you because we need to update you.
Speaker 2: That's so funny. I uh yeah, So it was just
it was just it was really, uh, kind of frustrating.
But overall, Dougie, it's good. How are things with Dougie Fresh?
Speaker 3: Oh man, it's a roller coaster of life going on.
I finally get my car back, okay, after five and
a half weeks not being able to Uber. I actually
hit a Reddit card to last week. They gave me
a Dodge Chargers, So how was that funny? It was nice,
but you have to pay three hundred and thirty dollars,
so you got to drive your balls off to make
a profit, right, And sadly to say Monday, my can't
passed away?
Speaker 2: Oh yeah, body, Yeah.
Speaker 3: I didn't put anything on Facebook. But she wasn't doing good.
Name is Rosie. She was a rescue from a landlord.
Speaker 2: I knew, yeah.
Speaker 3: And she went to one house and this woman had
a bunch of pets and dogs weren't getting along with it.
And I already knew the cat was lovable, so we
were good. Mixed but she stopped eating and drinking like
the past week and a half, tried different foods and
looking on the internet and asking friends. You know, maybe
it's just a phase. But she kept getting weaker and weaker,
so her legs weren't really working to try to get
out of her bed. That's why she wasn't going to
the bathroom and getting weaker. I'm not gonna take to
the vat.
Speaker 2: You didn't take her to that?
Speaker 3: No, I mean just to see what's wrong. I mean,
you can tell when the animal is coming to its end.
Speaker 2: So how did how did how did the death go?
Did you like.
Speaker 3: So the past few let's say, no, I don't know.
Speaker 2: My god, you're terrible.
Speaker 3: So when I put my recliner and you can hear
the you know, the feet go up, and that was
usually her call to come in, knowing it's cuddle time.
So a couple of times I heard her bell go,
but her legs weren't working to come in the living room.
So Monday I heard a couple of wines from the
kitchen that for about bed was and she couldn't move
her arm to get comfortable, so I got her blanket.
I put her on a blanket and put her on
my lap.
Speaker 2: This was at four o'clock and I just patted her
and brush here all day and she she went in
my She passed away at about eleven o'clock, the last
breath and with you, yeah, wow, it's devastating.
Speaker 3: Well, I didn't take care. Lolly probably said, well, if
we think we can save her, we will, but you
don't get her back. And I'm like why because maybe
they think you're a bad pet parent or something, or
they'll get her somebody else. I'm like, well, I'm not
going to give her to strangers. I mean, if you
can help, you can help. But if not, you know.
And then I was thinking that she was gasping, you know,
taking her to the emergency that in East Rochester having
her put down. But at that point she had half
an hour, two hours, you know. So I'm like, look,
you know what she fell love in this house. She
she's dying with me, and she did. And I had
a I don't want to say coffin, but a box
and I cut some stuff. What is wrong with you?
Speaker 2: What have you ever had a pet? I've had several.
Speaker 3: Okay, so I had some old blankets and cleaning the
basement and I just cut them up like a bedding,
and then I laid her in there and put her
to piece, and then I took her to Pets and
Pets and Piece in Webster the next day and Empire Boulevard.
They were very nice. Cremated her. No, I'm not getting
it back. I kept her collar.
Speaker 2: And that's the only living thing that in your life.
They thought you were crushing it.
Speaker 3: I mean true, that's true, right, you were.
Speaker 2: Just crushing it. Oh wow, I'm really sorry.
Speaker 3: Yeah, well, you know, that's a pet. You know, they're great.
I mean we were.
Speaker 2: We were a good fit for each other. Sure, she
wasn't happy. There was your landlord, your therapist, your best friend.
Speaker 3: Oh yeah, she loves She was spoiled. She didn't play
a lot. But you know, treats and food, and I
mean obviously food, but sometimes get a little fancy with
some tuna fish. If I'm making nails here, you go.
Of course you can have something.
Speaker 2: It's kind of hard now to come home to the silence,
I would think it is.
Speaker 3: That is the weirdest part, thinking you're going to hear
that bell coming around the corner.
Speaker 2: It's like most of your relationships, they go silent after
oh yeah, that pets, that pets and peas. You gotta
call the daughter like, hey, uh a friend of your mom's. Well,
how good a friend? Oh? Pretty good?
Speaker 3: Your mom's here.
Speaker 2: If you want to come pick her up, you might
want five other friends to come with you. There's no
other Yeah, there's no one else in the house to
ignore you.
Speaker 3: Now, right.
Speaker 2: That's a tough thing. Are you going to find another one? Now?
I'm not you're not, okay?
Speaker 3: No, I think it was too tough when a dog
sit to come back and forth and make sure she
has enough. Yeah, pets are a big commitment.
Speaker 2: I do you know how they are? You are absolutely
right when people say the pet is a member of
the family. They're absolutely telling the truth because it requires
that much, and you're a shitty pet owner if you don't. Right,
it really needs to be integrated in the family. It
needs to almost be treated like another child if you
have children or whatever. Because I mean, yes, I used
to go because I remember somebody saying to me when
my kids, well, I am man, I know what you're
going through. I just got a puppy and get so
pissed off because I'm like, yeah, so I can let
my baby out in the backyard and take a shit
and it runs back in after four weeks old or whatever.
But I mean, you know what I'm saying. So it's not.
But in a way, if you integrated into the family,
the kids come to love it. It gives them responsibility
if done correctly, it teaches them things and and death.
Speaker 3: Well, I was just thinking, I think a pet more
so than a fish or a bird.
Speaker 2: Maybe you know, yes, because I remember when my older
boys were little, they had a fish. They called him
Hamish after some character and SpongeBob, not SpongeBob, Bob the builder,
it was Hamish, like I couldn't.
Speaker 3: I don't think he got picked out in the fishball.
Hey Bob, Carl did get a little of Hamish over here.
So are you a Jewish fish?
Speaker 2: That's right?
Speaker 3: He doesn't swim on the Sabbath.
Speaker 2: So I go and then one day I come down.
It's the only fish. It's in a fish bowl. It's
on the kitchen counter that you know had the past.
It was open kitchen to the dining room and all.
And they all of a sudden their way me up,
dead Dad. Now Hamish is upside down, floating. Daddy turn
Hamish on, I go, what owre? They like, three, Uh,
you gotta can you can you put new batteries in them?
And that's what they were asking because they didn't. They didn't.
To them, it was a it wasn't a dog. It
was something they looked at that they couldn't play with.
So to them, it was like a toy, and I
thought it was. So then my wife did a big
deal of all, we have to teach me a life
and death, and so we wound up going to a
stream and letting Hamish go off. It was the most
It was the weirdest thing to me because I just
was like, just fucking flush it down the toilet. It's
a fish. I don't get it.
Speaker 3: So in the eyes of God, dust to dust, fish
to a.
Speaker 2: Stream, I've gone, what the fuck?
Speaker 3: Hamish was with us for seven months. No one and
I mean no one can say a bad word about
this fish.
Speaker 2: I'm going, what the fuck? So then years later we
moved to a house, we had a yard, we had
all this stuff out of the condo.
Speaker 3: Now and did you put out a tie for Hamishone?
Speaker 2: No? No, I didn't do anything. I didn't even I
was like, I remember being like pissed. This is what
we really did?
Speaker 3: You ask your wife, are we really doing this?
Speaker 2: Are we really?
Speaker 3: I couldn't kids in the car finding a stream and
doing this?
Speaker 2: And we did.
Speaker 3: Did she read a Bible verse?
Speaker 2: I don't know. I don't I don't watch. I don't
remember how it went down. I just remember that it
went down, and I knew genesis, I knew what. I
knew what the the purpose was to try to show
them this is where fish come from. It was. It
was an attempt to teach something. But I wasn't buying in.
So therefore I think I might have ruined it, quite possibly,
because I could get a shitty attitude kind of quickly.
And that's my fault. I really don't blame her now
years later because you said, and this is the first
image that popped in my head when you said, have
you ever had a pet? I've had pets all my life,
growing up and everything. But there was a dog and
probably my favorite, one of my favorite pets of all time,
and it was a boxer named Bailey.
Speaker 3: And of course iritreat.
Speaker 2: Yeah, I think if it's got sick, and we had
the cancer removed from the neck, and then all of
a sudden, they're like, there's really not much more we
can do.
Speaker 3: It came back, we got our money from the cancer,
and now we could have told you this.
Speaker 2: Before, but well they did say, like this is probably
only going to extend her life maybe a year, but
we decided to do it more. You know, I have
more for the boys, right, So I will never ever
ever forget the image when we took her to put
her down, because there's just at this point now it's
nothing and you just don't want to see the dog suffer.
And I remember they my oldest son went and he
at that time had to be somewhere around eleven or twelve,
and he just sat there holding her as she passed
away because I had given her the stuff and he
was up against the wall. I had to leave the room.
I couldn't. I couldn't stay. Yeah, I just I'm sure
you Oh well, yeah, it was more because of of that,
watching him go through this. And I don't even remember
if we in any way he talked about it in
a proper way. I'm sure my wife did, but I
don't think I did. I don't know that I could have.
At that At my moment, I was I was really upset.
But that's the uh, that's that's the tough part.
Speaker 3: Put the injection in. Doug's dead, Okay, who wants fresh fish?
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only fifty.
Speaker 3: People at the bar asked me if there's an update
on Tiger and I kept saying really, no, oh, yeah,
cause we where I work. He just has a.
Speaker 2: Golf channel on yeah, okay.
Speaker 3: And of course during the bottom of the thing, you know,
Tiger Woods involved in a rollover in dwy d Ui.
So people go in and out eating dinner and coming back.
Any update on Tiger I'm like, no, there's not going
to be an update. This is a big story and
nobody's gonna know anything for next few days. But right
how that multi multi, multi multi millionaire doesn't have enough
money to have even Dougie Fresh Doug move down to
Florida be my personal driver. I'll pay you a thousand
dollars a day.
Speaker 2: Believe or not. They're probably people and I know this
is airing later that may not completely know. He trying
to pass the truck on a narrow road, car flips,
he climbs out, no injuries, Please say he showed signs
of impairment. Here's the twist. Breathalyzer zero point zero zero.
Let me say it again, breathalyzer zero point zero zero.
They suspect medication, he refuses a yurine test. Therefore is arrested.
Because Florida is different, I guess they do what you're
intense right on this side of the road. Jupiter arrested
for Yeah, high end, arrested for DUI, held for eight hours, release,
nobody hurt. But the cops are flat out saying this
could have been worse. And now the internet does what
the Internet does. Blame Tiger, questioned Tiger. Judge Tiger. I
heard Mike Wilbon on Mouhman or whatever his name is
on ESPN going on about how bad, uh this is
with Tiger, and we would think he would learn this
lesson and all that stuff, and it's been bad. And
I'm going, I see this differently. I'm not saying that
it's it's wrong, but I see it differently. I'm going,
this isn't just a guy messing up. This is a
guy who had to apologize for cheating to the world.
Speaker 3: And the master's correct.
Speaker 2: I don't know, but he had a press conference for
the world. There was a press conference where he walked
up to a podium.
Speaker 3: Brian Gumbel was talking about this. I watched the Tiger Woods.
It was on this biography and the Masters. He apologized
there to his mother and everybody, and Brian gumbles.
Speaker 2: Like, may it may fuck you.
Speaker 3: He goes, I wentn't apologize.
Speaker 2: Why this is? This is my point. This is my point.
I don't know where it was. I don't know. I
just remember watching it. There was a room that's where
Phil with hundreds of people, his mother in the front row,
and he walks up to a podium. I've never ever, ever,
ever seen anybody have to do this, he apologized to
the entire planet. I mean it was like a parole
hearing to me like it was his mom right there.
And he has lived under a microscope since he's been
Oh it's terrible two years old. Yeah you know. And
what I'm thinking is we don't actually know what normal
looks like for Tiger. I just don't. And and and
because I don't know that he's ever had a normal
I really know that now I can. I mean, I agreed,
driving drunk or impaired is absolutely the last thing you
should be doing. In twenty twenty six, especially.
Speaker 3: For anybody, but especially if you have that kind of money,
just get a personal driver. But he may have a bodyguard.
He's a bad driver, apparently apparently.
Speaker 2: But look I said for years that accident that happened
when he was racing out of some in California going
through the canyons and he went off the mountain, right, yeah,
and that they should have taken that Hyundai Gemini because
it was the Hyundaike Gemini class or whatever it was.
It was named after the car, so they brought the car.
They should have taken that beat up car and put
it on display fucking everywhere for every golf tournament they
did to go, this guy walked away. This is how
safe our car is. Here's what he did, Here's where
he went. He walked away because of our safety standards.
I mean, I gotta think that that there. Everybody said,
I don't know how he survived that going down. I mean,
you were they needed a crane to come in and
get the fucking car out of there. I was like,
you should have absolutely absolutely done that. And I'd say,
how has this not happened more often?
Speaker 3: If he's that better driver?
Speaker 2: Not with it? He's that bad a driver.
Speaker 3: But he was on drugs with.
Speaker 2: Everything, you know, because people instantly go and we've said
it here, right, he should know better. He's done this before.
What an idiot? And I go, I don't know, this
is complicated. He blew a zero points zero zero? Didn't
he would he take a muscle. He wouldn't take a
urine test. I mean it's like everybody tells you not
to so blow.
Speaker 3: Are you getting interested?
Speaker 2: Right? And he did so. Now they're like, well look
urine tests.
Speaker 3: I go, okay, and if you're getting pills that whoever
sell them to you, hey, you can blow, but don't
take a urinecimble because he had to ask some questions.
Speaker 2: I don't think that. I mean, if you're a.
Speaker 3: Bar bill and you have two beers a first hour,
then one beer one every hour after that, by law
and wait, you should be okay to drive.
Speaker 2: Sure we know that. Yeah, from years of right, I
don't think anybody's selling Tiger illegal pills. I would find
that really hard to believe. I think that Tiger probably
has still you know, I mean, the guy's held together
by titanium and duct tape these days, you know what
I mean?
Speaker 3: I thought he was gonna play in the Masters.
Speaker 2: Well he was talking about it, but I mean he
even said.
Speaker 3: How many guys get their dick card from thinking Tiger's
coming back.
Speaker 2: That's my guy. He's gonna do it. He's coming back
because we want we all want to see the hero.
I mean, and that and that to me is like
kind of the whole angle with this story. We don't
want nuance in the story. We want a villain. We
want a headline, we want a hero. That's what we want.
Somewhere in there.
Speaker 3: Everybody is waiting for Charlie Woods. Yes, it's going to
be just as great as his father, but you can't
replicate it. I mean, I hope he wins twelve championships.
I have nothing to say, but when Tiger came out,
it was just yes, it was you know, and everybody
it was. I wasn't a Tiger Man.
Speaker 2: But the thing is, like I Tiger doesn't fit into
any of these categories anymore. He's not the hero. He's
not really a villain.
Speaker 3: I mean Tom Watson his last ten years, you know,
when he was in the running for a championship, people
reality against for him, not against him for him, because
it was like your father, your grandfather winning, right, and
it wasn't that often too, And all of a sudden,
Tom Watson, I know that name. I watched him for
forty years. Sure, he's minus four, he's tied for the lead.
Speaker 2: What.
Speaker 3: Yeah, well, we're not doing anything tomorrow. No, my father's
eightieth person. No, no, we're watching it here tomorrow. I'm
not leaving the house. I mean, yeah, stuff like that.
I mean if John Daily came back, was on The
Masters or something like that, sure, I mean.
Speaker 2: It would be the same thing. Yeah.
Speaker 3: Look, I just it's just what you're root around, right.
Speaker 2: Right, But Tiger has had one hundred percent. And it's
also the fact that we're getting older, so to see
one of the guys who was young would do it
as an older guy. Absolutely, Hey, that's it. But we're
talking about a guy who's had more surgeries, more comebacks,
and more apologies, right, and any human being you haven't
watched you ever watched that?
Speaker 3: Uh that biography on Tiger it's on HBO, I believe,
and it is impressive. But that apology was at the
Master's after he got caught cheating and everything, his mother and.
Speaker 2: Wherever it was. I just remember that it was like
I was watching Brian gumbole Here's I couldn't agree more.
My my point just being like I don't where it happened.
I don't know. All I know is that it was
an apology on like they broke away from daytime programming
to go to this press conference. Okay, And I'm saying
and to myself, I'm going, no human being has had
to do that. The fucking Catholic Church hasn't done that,
do you know what I'm saying. So that that's my
point is like this guy, we have no idea. That's
why I go, it's complicated, and you're like the type
the internet, it's very easy and and and everybody's gonna agree.
I mean, the guy's on the ESPN and everybody he's
shouldn't have done this news was well he's the headline right, absolutely.
Speaker 3: But for so long and like you say, he doesn't
know what normalcy is.
Speaker 2: Well, the thing is like to me, this is we
act like him making a bad decision is amazing. And
I'm going.
Speaker 3: The same with Justin Timberlake.
Speaker 2: I mean, yes, no, well that one, but he was
drunk or or at the point. So here we got
a guy who blew zero on the breathalyzer, and I
don't know is the thing that I mean, look, Tiger's like,
you know, what would be great with being the most
famous athlete in the world. How about a secret second life?
And when he was fucking all these other women? And
I mean, I mean, okay, so we got a guy
who is open to bad decisions already is kind of
a well, I.
Speaker 3: Know, he should never have got married. I mean, he's
the most popular guy in the world. And what they
had thirteen women on jay Leno and they came out
with fifty more. I mean, yeah, that's not it's like
scratching the there's like sixty something.
Speaker 2: Women at the end that we know of, but the
most popular guy in the world. I mean, but we're
going this. But my point is we don't think he
makes bad decisions. No, this is where this is where,
this is where we draw the line. Now. And he
didn't It wasn't drunk. So could it be that he
had medication and didn't realize what it was going to
do to him? Did he take did he take something
that I have no idea?
Speaker 3: Sure his lawyer will explain anything that he should, I'm.
Speaker 2: Sure of course. And at the scene. They said he
seemed lethargic. And again it's a very similar mugshot to
the mugshot that when he last got arrested. I think
there was another arrest. Uh, it's not that far from
the mugshot where Elon had put a golf club or
something to the back of the window where she could
have hit that.
Speaker 3: There was rumors that he he knocked his teeth out
that way. He didn't see him for six months.
Speaker 2: Yeah, right, But he's I mean, what do we know
about Tiger Woods. There's been lots of surgery.
Speaker 3: Is a golfer, there's screws.
Speaker 2: There's titanium, he's one of the masters, there's whatever CBS
said behind the counter that told him together, and he's
I mean, it's almost like the man isn't a isn't
injured anymore, He's assembled, you know what I'm saying? Like that,
that's it. Look, I don't want to be the guy
that's defending Tiger. He could have killed somebody, right, that
could have happened. You misjudge going around that turn, or
let's say there's someone on a bicycle that you're not
seeing as you go around the truck. Any any any
number of things and that and that matters. But if
you think this is just a guy making a bad choice,
that's where I go, You're missing the biggest story, because
the real question is what does life look like when
you've never been allowed to really be human? And I
don't know how this guy has just goes goes through life.
I don't know how he walk around.
Speaker 3: You watch him, so he does walk around.
Speaker 2: To be honest with you, well, I don't think so easily.
Speaker 3: He's doing a private property. I mean, I know a
neighbor or two, but and I.
Speaker 2: Don't know where he was or where he was coming from.
It could have been, you know, it could have been
the clubhouse of the of the property that he lives on.
They had you know, sometimes those developments have those and
and whatever and and probably some kind of medication. But
I go, man, we just fucking And I don't know why.
I don't want to beat him up for some reason.
And and like I said, somebody could have been seriously injured,
not just Tiger. I did.
Speaker 3: Somebody asked last night, what do you think? I'm like,
you know, it doesn't matter what I think. It happened
in Florida, didn't affect me. You know, he's obviously very
high profile, but if you would have found out that
he took a limo home and had drugs, you know,
I wasn't coherent to drive and I decided to take
a limbo home, I would have been applauding for.
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think they're hurting.
Speaker 3: Mary, give me your crutches and start walking towards me.
Speaker 2: I think there's.
Speaker 3: What you brought it up.
Speaker 2: I know about to go.
Speaker 3: They're looking for saying day this daily bread and forgive
those who trespassed, excuse me, trespassed against os? Where was
the rest passed?
Speaker 2: Uh? I think anything that works, I really do. And
I and I go when life gets hard, enough, I really,
really really, and you tell me, Okay.
Speaker 3: What's he eating before church? Wayers say hey every Sunday
and for our communion, we'd like to sing super merry
and bob around with I really think.
Speaker 2: That hope gets gets louder than logic. I think that's
why some people turn to selling drugs and ship they're.
Speaker 3: Just selling drugs, are using drugs.
Speaker 2: Selling I think both, but even selling like to just go.
I got nothing else. I can't get hired and I'm
not doing that. Whatever it is you don't think, so
I do. And I just think that that hope becomes
the I don't think.
Speaker 3: That's not a desperation I believe that's out a laziness.
Speaker 2: Sometimes sometimes, but I go, there are so many programs
out there.
Speaker 3: If you have a negative, I'll give you a positive.
Speaker 2: Yeah, I know. And if a random guy did this
on the street, he'd be arrested, I mean right, and
paid for us. But if if you got a title
pastor leader man of God.
Speaker 3: I mean, now, is that why they call him pews?
Speaker 2: And I go, when you have those titles, people don't hesitate,
they rationalize. I really do.
Speaker 3: I really the same way you said, if you have
a white coata and you don't question it.
Speaker 2: Because exactly because they're the ones. There's somebody we want
to talk about. Uh, this guy right, absurd, absurd that
he's parting. But please, somebody look at the Catholic church.
Priests were scene as almost deities, human deities. The priest
coming over for dinner was a big deal, you know,
when my dad was growing up, and the fact that
they got away with all this shit like it was
he couldn't possibly father so and so, couldn't he wouldn't
never do that. That's not right because again it goes
back to the titles pastor, leader, man of God, priest leader,
man of God.
Speaker 3: Who you're going to put your trust in, exactly, And
so maybe that's what Tiger should be.
Speaker 2: Yes, should be Yeah, pastor Woods, Yeah, I don't I'm
past your woods. Yeah. I mean, look, some people, some
people tolerate it, some people go nope, I'm out, and
other people are like.
Speaker 3: I can't believe there's a line. I just can't believe
somebody wouldn't be like, you know what, we'll find if
it's one thing I've heard when it comes to churches,
and we just didn't like that. Pastor we just didn't
feel it and you change it. Yeah, it's a relationship.
You want to believe and you want trust and you
want to feel good. I mean, that's what church is.
And to give you some life lessons. I believe the
tench Commandments. Do you know all tench commandments?
Speaker 2: I don't. You don't know? Hold on, I know. I mean,
thou shall not killed, Thou shall not steal, Thou shall
not come to another man's wife.
Speaker 3: I don't like that one. She lived in Spencerport for Christ.
When those apostles start filling my gas tank, okay, I'll
go to that one.
Speaker 2: But I mean, you know what I'm saying, And so
I think there's a lot of that stuff.
Speaker 3: But Charlton has Oh no, we don't.
Speaker 2: Well, this is the time of year you get to
watch it, don't you. I love the time. I just
think we don't judge behavior, we judge who's doing.
Speaker 3: Those shall not have other gods before me? Yeah, okay,
thou should not make yourself an idol. Those should not
take the name Lord in vain, God in vain. Now
that one I follow, I don't say gd Gosh, damn,
really try that one. Now that I'm Catholic or in
a church train thing, Remember the Sabbath day and keep
it holy, honor your mother and your father. Thou shaw
not murder, thou shalt not commit adult trio. That one
was broken a long time ago and as often as
I could. Hey, yeah, if he was taking care of business.
Speaker 2: I mean, look, the head commandments had to have a
if we all lived by them, yeah, it would be
a nice say, world, we don't.
Speaker 3: Well there's no uh drinking and driving.
Speaker 2: On here, No, But I think there's things like, you know.
Speaker 3: You will not steal, steal, you want write false witness
to your neighbor, well false, and you won't covert your neighbor's.
Speaker 2: Belongings, including his wife, right, Yeah, I just uh, I
think if the right person says it's meaningful whatever it is.
And I know that it's cult sounding, but look at
the number of cults for a while. There are people
who stop asking if it's ridiculous, and they just go
along for the ride, and it's still.
Speaker 3: Thing to be welcome. You got it in that circle.
Speaker 2: Yeah, And I think everybody has a breaking point, I
really do. I think like I can't take anymore, and
here we are, yeah, fucking far of me because I
can't take this saving your diabetes. Don't excuse me. It might.
Speaker 3: What if he gets a little too much into the well.
The thing is the sermon and ships on your chest.
That's what I'm saying.
Speaker 2: I'm just thinking digckleberries and all this stuff.
Speaker 3: But I mean, I mean, how long did this line?
You have that many farts like that?
Speaker 2: I don't will I don't know. I don't know. If
you go once a month and then you just eat
a ton.
Speaker 3: Of you know, what if you can't go that day,
I don't Nobody gets saved. You know, Charlie walks out here,
he still got cancer. You gotta wait till next Sunday
when the reverend has gas.
Speaker 2: I think we all think we'd walk away immediately, right,
we'd walk away immediately. That's a little until we're standing
in it and it doesn't know. I mean, this is
a bad this is an example, but I really think
you could. This isn't South Africa. I said in the beginning. Oh,
I did not hear no, No, it's okay, it's okay.
I only say that because it was part of the story.
Speaker 3: I did not hear that it's a South that makes
it any more sense.
Speaker 2: No, it doesn't, because human beings are human beings.
Speaker 3: I think sometimes there are still tribes out there that
do things that are just blow your mind. Yeah, watching
the Discovery Channel that you can't turn away from. Right,
The last one I saw was tribe and I think
this was in Africa, maybe it was in Brazil or something.
They honor alligators and I think at fourteen or fifteen
years old, they carve into your body and make tattoos
or not tattoos.
Speaker 2: But raised skin, right, Yeah, and.
Speaker 3: Such a horrific uh procedure, but they think it takes
you into manhood. Yeah, I'm like fuck that. Well, I'll
have this guy fright on my chest. And those are
my choices.
Speaker 2: But there are also some things that were healing practices
that were starting. The leeches. Yeah, I used to think
leeches would suck the bad out of it. But they
still write. But they still use leeches sometimes in uh,
in surgeries and things to stop the excessive bleeding and
try to put a right now. Yeah, modern day world,
I'm pretty sure that, yeah, that there's been leeches and
I know they were used.
Speaker 3: They don't have a suction machine that they really Let's
see nurse betty any scalpel and three leeches. Oh here
you go, doctor.
Speaker 2: Uh yeah, Medicinal leeches are used in modern reconstructive and
plastic surgery as a specialized FDA approved medical device to
salvage tissue that as is at risk of necrosis due
to uh venious congestion. In other words, they're going to
suck the blood through those veins that normally I don't know,
she looks great, she looks. They are typically imp employed
following microsurgery to reattach digits, fingers, and toes. So if
you lost a finger, they put it back. The leech
sucking the blood there kind of gets it to the
other vein.
Speaker 3: And so now, yeah, reattached fingers. It keeps the blood
flowing where it should be. Yes, okay, almost a natural thing,
I guess.
Speaker 2: Yeah, ears, noses or lips where re establishing shoulders and
toes n outflow is more challenging than ourterial So yeah,
isn't that interesting that I'm just saying, like, yes, you're right.
So there's a practice who found that out? The oswaganda
here and or that's the herb the canon Dagua tribe
or whatever you know.
Speaker 3: More Louisiana.
Speaker 2: But maybe. But I'm like, wow, this is it's crazy.
And but there's other like healing things that they did
that are start of making a comeback. I mean just
simply like sitting and breathing is now getting scientific proof
that it helps calm you and calm your mind and
let you kind of step back and and I mean
that's been one of fuck that meditation, all right, but
now they're showing you. I don't know, I'm just saying
what I'm sitting.
Speaker 3: At my going through the reels and looking at different videos.
There is one that has got a ball that's on
a line. It says, breathe in.
Speaker 2: Yeah, yeah, and hold it yeah. Thoughts this box breathing? Yeah,
is that what it's called called box breathing? If they
have you go for a certain amount of time and
then I.
Speaker 3: Think it's ten seconds, hold it for five, let it.
Speaker 2: Out, and then at the end.
Speaker 3: So I'm watching and I'm like, okay, I'll try this.
Then you kind of find yourself doing it, and what
do you think? I enjoy it, and then they forget
about it till I see the video game.
Speaker 2: But I mean I'm in the moment.
Speaker 3: In the intrough the nose out through the mouth.
Speaker 2: Yeah, that's box breathing. That's what it's called.
Speaker 3: I just when you're working out, Yeah, oh, when you're
working out. Somebody said we were walking in the cold.
I don't know when, a couple of weeks ago, and I, oh,
it's fucking cold out here. I'm like, well, actually cold weather,
cold is good for your your body. It helps you
to make new blood. That's why boxers used to to
train in Colorado and elevated heights.
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You do those intros here right? You were a strip club, DJ,
the bartending, the comedy, those are all those these things.
But I go, that's your highlight reel. Well, what's Doug like?
When Doug is not on display? Who are you? Because
you I mean, think about it. Bartending you're on display? Yeah,
DJ and wedding pretty boring. When I'm home, it's not funny.
I like watching movies. Whatever catches my Yeah? You know
what would you say people get wrong about you? Is
there anything?
Speaker 3: Yeah? I think when they say you shouldn't feel that way,
you're Oh you're mad. You're mad at me? Like I'm
not mad at you. I hate when people tell me
my feelings. Well, you're not saying anything, what doesn't mean
I'm mad at you? They misinterpret who I am, right,
and like if I'm not joking or laughing, they know
that I'm just, you know, just one of those days.
Because I'm usually always joking or laughing, you know, And
I've tried to tell that back. I don't always have
to say something that doesn't.
Speaker 2: Always have to be a joke. But what am I
doing at home? I generally watching movies? Are you would
you say? Would you say you're more introverted than people
would think? Yeah, isn't that fun?
Speaker 3: Yeah, I'm not always on the go.
Speaker 2: Yeah, because this is sort of it's a contrast between
that fun guy I do.
Speaker 3: Get stir crazy and cabin fever, which i'd be outside
more and not so much at a bar anymore because
I think that time has passed. But golfing or casino
or doing something always seem to want to be doing something.
I found this week I was really getting bored without
being able to work this week and try to keep active.
Speaker 2: So is that the hardest part if you're being real? Yeah, yeah,
just not being able to be as active as I
wrote some comedy down this week, how do you turn?
Like or I guess the question wouldn't be how do
you turn? But how do you not let a negative? Oh,
it's to turn me on my LB on my mind.
Speaker 3: Yeah, and I can't get out. I can't get it
out of my mind. I wish I could. Some people
just let roll, let to roll off your back.
Speaker 2: Yeah, not me. Well, dwell on it.
Speaker 3: Here's I think because I don't have other things to
think about, family, wife, everything. So that's one thing.
Speaker 2: Well do you ever feel stuck? Oh?
Speaker 3: I have?
Speaker 2: Yeah? Or do you feel like something's coming? That's a
good thing.
Speaker 3: I'm always hoping something's coming. And my friend has said,
so you got to get out. You got to go
out there and get it.
Speaker 2: You know, because I go if it happens after midnight,
Dougie's Thresher's involved j Bartender, right, uber driver, all that
stuff like the air. You have a very interesting resume, Yeah,
fucking resume man. Yeah, And and I just I just thought,
you know, wow, what a what an interesting thing. And
I do think that there are people who, uh, they
may feel stuck right now or whatever, and I go, well,
here's the guy who shows up funny all the time,
like shows up with energy, no matter really, what's going on?
Your cat died? Well, that's a hard thing. It is.
It is. Anybody who has a pet that they genuinely
care about love, they're a liar.
Speaker 3: If they're like, oh whatever, then I was telling you
one thing I was thinking about as I was driving
around and putting it in a comedy act or going
to work on it. There is a difference between playing
doctor and playing a vet.
Speaker 2: Oh yeah, yeah, big difference. Yeah, yeah, Well, it's almost
like nursing a cat or something. Is I think easier
maybe than nursing a human. I don't know, because.
Speaker 3: They can't I sing, well as.
Speaker 2: They can't tell you what they need. But well, I.
Speaker 3: Think more heartfeld or more tears come as the bigger
the casket. You know, if you bury a gerbil or
a hamster, a bird, yeah, and you flesh a fish,
then you get up to cat. Hey go downstairs and
find an old shoe box and very sneakers in the backyard.
Then you get up to a dog. Then you got
to start making calls and cremation. And you know, if
your kid has a horse and you got to look
for a friend that has a bobcat, you.
Speaker 2: Do you know.
Speaker 3: So the the bigger the coff and the bigger the tears.
Speaker 2: The some of it's just the financial of Oh, without.
Speaker 3: Doubt, it's terrible. You know. The family dog, the family pet,
you know, and I want I think, did I give
you a Christmas card? I put Rosie in the Christmas issue? Yeah,
and trust me, I love animals. But also there was
a place for animals. Don't bring your Yeah, don't bring
your dog to the bank. I know, well, you know
pet smart. Yeah, they encourage that. I don't know your dog.
Your dog doesn't know me. And I love dogs. I'm
dog sitting right now.
Speaker 2: Bring your dog to a bar, your service to Then
they gives a service dog a bad name. I agree
with that. I agree with that. I just think people
hear the stories of Doug and the funny things, and when.
Speaker 3: They think I'm like, well, sometimes I'm quiet.
Speaker 2: Sometimes Well, there's just this version of it that that
you're just a guy trying to figure it out, just
like everybody else, just like everybody else. And I just
thought that you just have a slightly more interesting resume
than most people. Yeah, and well.
Speaker 3: I'll tell you what I did an uber right last
month and from It was from Churchville to the airport.
She was visiting her mother and we had forty minutes
of talking and you know, what are you doing? Like
well Uber and Bartend and she goes, no, this, I
got to do a podcast. Oh, I DJ weddings.
Speaker 2: Oh my gosh.
Speaker 3: And I run a fundraiser for breast cancer.
Speaker 2: Oh wow.
Speaker 3: That's and I dog said, She's like, you know what,
I've heard more people having making their way through life
doing odd jobs instead of having the corporate job to
pay the bills.
Speaker 2: I gotta tell you, Like, I found playing music on
the radio so boring. Yeah, and I needed to talk
and prep and do these things right. So that's and
I did. For a number of years. That was it.
It was talk radio for me and I often and
then out of that would come other things, comedy and
you know, m seeing gigs and being here and being there,
and it was never just being the radio personality. There
was all this other stuff that went with it. And
I think even now with Pott, I can't I I
not that I can't sit still. I can't. I could
vegetate like any human, but I also feel like when
I'm at my best, I have multiple things going on
I have, you know, the podcast, and we're getting others
up and running, and then I'm doing the grad school
stuff and I've got this and I got that Andre
and it's just being being and I like that. I
don't know why I feel more well.
Speaker 3: I think it's easier for me when I have more
stuff going on to to balance those plates. You know,
I can't work, so I can't do this and I
can't do that. But I am working. Then I'm going
to make a list and I got to do this today.
You know, I'm driving till four o'clock. I'm gonna go
out and get donations till six o'clock and then I'm
going to write some jokes from seven to eight. And
you know, when you're multitasking, that's what you're used to,
and that's what you feel more comfortable. Comfortable, yeah, you know,
not just watching TV all day. I was thinking about
it this week. I'm like, I go out of my
mind if I didn't have a job.
Speaker 2: Sure, yeah, well I would go out of my mind
if I had a job where I had a bunch
of clock. Yeah that Sometimes I just don't like that,
And I don't necessarily like having.
Speaker 3: A job where I have to well, I look online
and I have to be told what to do right
in indeed dot com, and I'm like, I don't even
know what i'd be qualified for.
Speaker 2: Yeah, right, right, But it is a gig economy now,
so like the dog walking and all that stuff. Yeah,
put or or watching excuse me. And you can put
together a website if you want to.
Speaker 3: Put together a website, Forday, you can put together a webs.
Speaker 2: You can start your Facebook page for that and or
But even with the webs so you have live cams
in certain rooms in your house, you know, and all
of them were you know, you could see the dogs
or or whatever, you know what I mean, if you
want that in your bedroom, you know there And then
next thing I know, Doug's not only fans running with.
Speaker 3: Some dogs, only rough only wolves, Dougie Fresh.
Speaker 2: Thank you for your patience absolutely, Bill Moran. We'll see
you next time if I want