Speaker 1: Uh, snow today, Yeah, I guess so, yeah, no chance,
Speaker 1: that's what. Come on, that's what Renfield the Redfield, Jude Redfield.
Speaker 2: Jude Redfield is a good guy.
Speaker 1: Renfield is from Dracula. No, no, yeah, Redfield not Redfield
Speaker 1: whatever either one.
Speaker 2: No, Jude Redfield, he's a great guy. Man.
Speaker 1: Snow today, literally though it's the wind.
Speaker 2: Though, hey, h Sputtan doesn't have internet the Russians.
Speaker 1: Yeah, uh so snow today. Do dress accordingly?
Speaker 3: Uh?
Speaker 1: Hair gel like, look at this, see I'll put extra
Speaker 1: gel in my week indie dot com here. Yes, it's
Speaker 1: a little bit more poofy today.
Speaker 2: It's thick and luxurious.
Speaker 1: Thank you.
Speaker 4: Okay, Sputnik gets finally up and running. And today's low
Speaker 4: is forty two degrees So how do you get snow
Speaker 4: at forty two degrees?
Speaker 1: Because the wind makes it colder in a certain.
Speaker 2: Let me get what are the ingredients of snow?
Speaker 1: It's colder higher up when it darts to fall and
Speaker 1: it turns into rain or those little irritating tiny specks
Speaker 1: that hit you in the face when you're trying to walk. Yes,
Speaker 1: like irritating wind is pretty pretty decent today. Okay, oh
Speaker 1: what what?
Speaker 4: But it just confirmed on a Google machine you can
Speaker 4: get snow under the right conditions. Thank you, as high
Speaker 4: as the mid forties.
Speaker 1: Thank you, Dave, And I just confirmed that you didn't. Davis.
Speaker 1: Thanks for listening.
Speaker 3: I guess so well, no, listen, hey, I.
Speaker 2: Like to trust, but verify.
Speaker 1: Thank you, Red Reagan, and.
Speaker 2: I can verify that Nancy is quite hairy.
Speaker 1: All right, stop stop his legacy, thank you? Okay, all right.
Speaker 1: Jeff Bezos has given five million dollars to Louisville Homeless Coalition. Damn,
Speaker 1: come on, I.
Speaker 4: Wonder what he makes every day just an interest alone,
Speaker 4: just sitting there in his chair, sitting there, And how
Speaker 4: much does he make while drinking coffee in the morning?
Speaker 1: A million dollars more? Yeah, least of course, So he
Speaker 1: gave five million dollars, which again is nothing to like.
Speaker 1: Five million dollars goes a long way with Louisville Homeless
Speaker 1: Like it's like, well, I'm sorry, you're giving us what.
Speaker 2: Well, depends on who you give it to. You.
Speaker 4: If you give it to the private sector, yeah, if
Speaker 4: you give it to a private sector outreach program, it's.
Speaker 2: Gonna go a long long way.
Speaker 1: Yeah.
Speaker 4: If you give it to the city Louisville. Yeah, might
Speaker 4: get a couple of coasters out there.
Speaker 1: No, I think there's true to that. The blessings in
Speaker 1: a backpack. They used to tell us. They were like,
Speaker 1: don't drop off food, give us five bucks. Like, give
Speaker 1: us five bucks because you you know what we can
Speaker 1: do with five dollars feeding kid for two weeks? And
Speaker 1: you go, how do you feed a kid for two
Speaker 1: weeks on five dollars?
Speaker 3: Like?
Speaker 1: Watch us And because they bulk buy from different places
Speaker 1: and go, we we get the deals we buy in bulk.
Speaker 1: We could take that five dollars instead of dropping off
Speaker 1: cans of whatever green beans. We're gonna work, going to
Speaker 1: turn this into real food for kids.
Speaker 4: I hope it went to a private sector, non.
Speaker 1: Promable homeless coalition. That's who it went to. So look
Speaker 1: it up. Five million dollars, Jeff Bezos. Some of that
Speaker 1: money trickled down. I went straight to migrant towers. Stop it, baby,
Speaker 1: come on, it's called human a building.
Speaker 2: Just to put a new drywall in.
Speaker 1: Yeah, oh, five million dollars. That doesn't clean the place.
Speaker 1: What you talking about?
Speaker 4: Uh?
Speaker 1: A Louisville baker, do you have any Christmas music? Are
Speaker 1: you ready for Christmas? Music here. Sure I am? I mean, uh,
Speaker 1: I'm ready for Christmas cookies. You there for Christmas cookies.
Speaker 3: Hey, the boss is here dropping Christmas.
Speaker 1: We said Christmas cookies. And she walked in.
Speaker 2: Well because she smells like Christmas cookie.
Speaker 1: Ah, that's fan.
Speaker 2: Doesn't make you uncomfortable. Smell you like this, boss.
Speaker 1: No, but she's got her laptop and the HR person's
Speaker 1: right behind her, so I'm not sure if that what
Speaker 1: the cardboard boxes boxes for. Are you here for a reason? Yeah, yeah,
Speaker 1: we're we're on the talking right now. What are you
Speaker 1: talking about? Don't it's nine or nine? It's nice. Hey,
Speaker 1: She's like you guys don't know the air.
Speaker 2: This is not just our local president. This is the
Speaker 2: regional president, big ball. She says, hey, are.
Speaker 4: You on the air, And to that, I say, thanks
Speaker 4: for listening, Christy baby, thank you.
Speaker 1: Yea yeah, yeah, well if you have, I thought you
Speaker 1: had an announcement. That's why you're coming in.
Speaker 2: Look how pretty those pink slips are.
Speaker 1: She boxes those aren't. That's not good thing. It's not
Speaker 1: good all right, So Christmas you get The music is
Speaker 1: playing because Anuiville Baker brings in. She's bringing home ten
Speaker 1: thousand dollars from the Food Networks Christmas Cookie Challenge. My
Speaker 1: daughter is obsessed with this baking. What's your name, Courtney
Speaker 1: Yop Norris?
Speaker 2: Courtney Yup? I think I know her.
Speaker 1: Courtney Yop Norris is the winner of the Christmas Cookie Challenge.
Speaker 1: She applied several years ago and she finally was selected
Speaker 1: for the show. And spoiler because I don't think the
Speaker 1: thing is shown on television yet. She won the whole
Speaker 1: thing ten thousand dollars from making a Christmas Cookie. I
Speaker 1: think it looks like a sleigh and like a Christmas
Speaker 1: card to Santa. It's like sitting next to it. I
Speaker 1: saw a picture of it. Celebrity judges included Red Drummond.
Speaker 1: I don't know who that is. She's a pioneer woman.
Speaker 1: She's the pioneer. Yeah, yeah, what she She has her
Speaker 1: own cooking show, cookbooks. Oh okay, I'm sorry, you're correct,
Speaker 1: read Drummond. Pioneer.
Speaker 3: She and her husband are like a top ten land
Speaker 3: owner in the US. Oh really, thousands of makers. Yeah,
Speaker 3: and she's a baker and not a candlestick and butcher.
Speaker 3: I just sent her a message, so you know her. Yes,
Speaker 3: how do you a cookie?
Speaker 1: Makers?
Speaker 2: Cookie kidding me.
Speaker 1: He knows the cookie dealers.
Speaker 2: Yeah, cookie cookies, pizza in tequila. That sums me up.
Speaker 4: Man and Dogs lived to be a hundred with a
Speaker 4: side of wife on the You give me a side
Speaker 4: of Susan Tyler Whitten and.
Speaker 1: Eddie Jackson was the other. I don't know who that
Speaker 1: is Jackson's son. All right, so we're all ready for Christmas.
Speaker 2: I have one.
Speaker 1: I have one Christmas tree up, and I'm doing I'm
Speaker 1: gonna do a whole bunch more this weekend.
Speaker 4: I don't put the Christmas tree up because anytime you
Speaker 4: put a tree up, you have.
Speaker 1: To take it down, right, Okay, Yeah, that's Dave has
Speaker 1: one Christmas tree up. Oh, I thought you did. We're
Speaker 1: in autumn decor atot Oh, I'm all ready for Christmas.
Speaker 1: I'm tired of autumn. Right, We're gonna skip autumn, skip
Speaker 1: you know, Thanksgiving, and go christy beebe your micro's on.
Speaker 1: Do you have a Christmas tree up in your place?
Speaker 4: I'm putting it up Sunday Sunday.
Speaker 2: Uh.
Speaker 1: Do you have like all matching ornaments or do you
Speaker 1: have mixed up.
Speaker 2: The pink and silver they're coordinated with?
Speaker 3: Okay, they're coordinating, But you don't have like a Pittsburgh
Speaker 3: Steelers one or one of your mom's picture your mom
Speaker 3: and says Christmas two thousand and one.
Speaker 4: I mean no, because I don't want to jinx the Steelers.
Speaker 1: Oh yeah, very good. Point.
Speaker 4: Black and yellow is not really Christmas.
Speaker 2: I think.
Speaker 1: I think this is where we draw the line with
Speaker 1: different Christmas people. They're like, no, no, no, no, they all
Speaker 1: have to match and they all have to be color coordinated.
Speaker 1: And then you have the Christmas trees where you know,
Speaker 1: a first grader's Christmas ornament is up there right one
Speaker 1: you got on the vacation to the Aruba and you
Speaker 1: got a Christmas ornament from a.
Speaker 4: Losin Susan does put over a Christmas tree and it
Speaker 4: looks like a flea market, and we have not one
Speaker 4: matching ornament.
Speaker 2: I've got.
Speaker 4: When people do those ornament exchanges and you get this
Speaker 4: hodge podge and I'm like, what am I going to
Speaker 4: do with those?
Speaker 3: When you were describing it, her face looked like paint,
Speaker 3: like pain.
Speaker 2: Try having a CD. You have to see it.
Speaker 4: You know, every thing misshaped and bigger and younger, and.
Speaker 1: Well, we have both. We have one that is just
Speaker 1: colored all the same, like either red or like silver, right,
Speaker 1: boom boom rotated like layers, okay, silver and red. And
Speaker 1: we do layers, and then we have one with the family,
Speaker 1: the ones we've collected all like Maggie made one out
Speaker 1: of popstickle sticks when she was in second grade, popsicle popsicle.
Speaker 1: When's the last time you had a popsicle stick? Sober?
Speaker 4: When I went to doctor Scott Young and he said,
Speaker 4: stick out your tongue and he stuck, it's a popsicle stick.
Speaker 2: That's no tongue depressure.
Speaker 1: It's not a popsicle stick.
Speaker 2: I want to go a dollar on that.
Speaker 1: That tongue depressure is wider. About a dollar always upsets
Speaker 1: my tongue.
Speaker 2: I will bet one dollar.
Speaker 1: I'll bet one dollar. Sickle you spilled sickles? Saa your
Speaker 1: sickles wrong? There you go. Good job, good job.
Speaker 2: No, I'm right, no dollar. I don't think you're lying
Speaker 2: right here on the interweb, on the Google machine.
Speaker 1: I think you're lying.
Speaker 3: Uh.
Speaker 1: I don't know if you saw the pictures of jay Leno.
Speaker 1: Have you seen pictures of Jay Leno? He fell down
Speaker 1: a mountain, Oh man.
Speaker 2: The mountain? Okay?
Speaker 1: Uh?
Speaker 2: Because that chin could do some damage.
Speaker 1: He is in a patch and his whole face is
Speaker 1: a bruise from his forehead to his chin. His entire
Speaker 1: left side is checked up.
Speaker 2: I think it might be exited point.
Speaker 4: So he he just caught himself on fire with one
Speaker 4: of the cars.
Speaker 1: June twice twice caught himself.
Speaker 2: Somebody bubble wrapped jay Leno.
Speaker 1: So then he was shocked coming out of a restaurant,
Speaker 1: like why are you interviewing? You know he's got that
Speaker 1: unique boys, I can't do the Yeah. So he does
Speaker 1: sound a little bit like the car is it's a
Speaker 1: He's like a white Mike Tyson is what it is?
Speaker 1: Correction yeah, correct, And then so he's surprised like why
Speaker 1: are you interview me?
Speaker 4: Yeah?
Speaker 1: I just fell down a mountain? And the interview is
Speaker 1: like you fell down a mountain.
Speaker 3: And he's got a patch, which I gotta tell you
Speaker 3: a patch is pretty cools.
Speaker 4: On the patch. I had to wear one for a
Speaker 4: while and it was kind of cool. I felt like
Speaker 4: snake bliz, I know, or is it bliskin plisk.
Speaker 1: And with pliskin with a p. But Jay Leno apparently
Speaker 1: is okay, but fell down a mountain sixty He said
Speaker 1: he hit every rock sixty feet down. He was hiking
Speaker 1: in California and just fell.
Speaker 3: He's in his seventies, isn't he? Isn't it time to
Speaker 3: give up the mountain climbing?
Speaker 4: I don't know, man, I know a girl went to
Speaker 4: high school with the fellow the ugly tree and hit
Speaker 4: every branch.
Speaker 1: That's just mean.
Speaker 2: Well, I'm just saying, that's what she told me.
Speaker 1: Trees aren't made anymore. They cut them all down, They
Speaker 1: cut them all down, turned down his proposal. He's been
Speaker 1: upset ever since. So okay, So if you like the Christmas,
Speaker 1: stay with the Christmas thing. Damn can you go right
Speaker 1: back to it? Can you do it? Right back to it?
Speaker 1: Because music? Because you can stay in the Airbnb of
Speaker 1: the House of the Christmas Story with the leg Do
Speaker 1: they have.
Speaker 4: The neighbors next door with the bumpets, this next door
Speaker 4: with the dogs?
Speaker 2: Because you know, is it overrated?
Speaker 1: What's over it?
Speaker 2: Christmas Store?
Speaker 1: Yes it is. No, it's not. I'm sorry. Thirty years
Speaker 1: of success says it's not. It might be worn out
Speaker 1: about it, but every generation gets to discovered.
Speaker 3: It's like the Wonder Years. It's a slice of life.
Speaker 3: And you appreciate it, but it's not really that funny.
Speaker 4: Well, we'll say it does capture the magic of your
Speaker 4: youth when you look out and you see the frozen
Speaker 4: water on the trees.
Speaker 2: Yeah it does.
Speaker 4: I mean it's kind of cool, but I don't know
Speaker 4: if it's played twenty four hours on a loop cool.
Speaker 1: They do have a supplies party at the end, triple dog, dareus.
Speaker 1: That's what we got, Yes, where the term came from?
Speaker 1: And David, hang on, David and your denial that twenty
Speaker 1: years ago, did you feel the same way about the
Speaker 1: Christmas story? Yeah, it's just okay. You did. It's not bad,
Speaker 1: it's just okay. I'll let you off on a technicality
Speaker 1: because if you thought it was just okay twenty years ago,
Speaker 1: but twenty years ago it ran, Remember it ran twenty
Speaker 1: four hours a day on till it does. Oh it does.
Speaker 2: It still does.
Speaker 4: And as you know, as a child, after Tony saw that,
Speaker 4: he started sticking his tongue on poles.
Speaker 1: Right after that, they didn't get stick there. He just lingered,
Speaker 1: you know somethings, Hey, walk up, somethings. Are you a pole?
Speaker 2: I could put my tongue on.
Speaker 1: Some things. Aren't meant for the radio. Dude, how jay
Speaker 1: Leno get in here?
Speaker 3: Now?
Speaker 1: Some things aren't meant for the radio. We have conversations
Speaker 1: and you're not supposed to.
Speaker 3: What's that does bad Tony Venetti put his tongue on poles?
Speaker 4: Hey, hey, this is tone.
Speaker 3: Maybe you have a sister brother brother who likes booth.
Speaker 3: Thank you.
Speaker 4: Perhaps perhaps your sister would be interested in going to
Speaker 4: lots of.
Speaker 2: Pasta with me?
Speaker 1: Thank you, bad Tony NTTI.
Speaker 2: Thanks.
Speaker 1: It's time for a joke of the day. Christy, do
Speaker 1: you have a joke in the day? Do you have
Speaker 1: one right off the top of your have a joke?
Speaker 2: Man?
Speaker 1: It's really good. Alright, Okay, get the music. We gotta
Speaker 1: get the immunity got start out like this.
Speaker 2: You gotta say, Hey, fell You.
Speaker 1: Gotta go hey Fellas, and then we go hey Christy,
Speaker 1: and then you do the joke construction the best what
Speaker 1: I got here? We go, Hey Fellas, Hey Christy?
Speaker 2: What do you call it? Fish with no eye?
Speaker 1: What you fish with no eyes? Best joke ever?
Speaker 2: Hesh.
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Speaker 1: Back after this on news Radio eight forty whance Balloom boom.
Speaker 2: I don't know what that's so but it's a cartoon.
Speaker 1: No, it's a song.
Speaker 4: No, but it's going while they're going through some kind
Speaker 4: of a conveyor beount.
Speaker 3: But about I believe it's a jazz song from the
Speaker 3: nineteen sixties.
Speaker 1: Maybe is a baby elephant walk?
Speaker 2: Maybe?
Speaker 1: Yeah, it's a jazz song from the nineteen sixties.
Speaker 4: Wah wah jazz is just everybody play whatever you want
Speaker 4: at the same time.
Speaker 1: I don't know. Yeah, is this Friday when we have
Speaker 1: the mayor on? Or is it next Friday? I hope
Speaker 1: because he claims, Okay, Kevin, you gotta start texting me
Speaker 1: and not Tony Kevin Treger. I don't know what date is.
Speaker 1: I think it's the last Friday of the month, so that.
Speaker 2: This is not what I'm thinking about.
Speaker 1: I'm thinking about from Is this what you're thinking?
Speaker 2: Hang on, let's.
Speaker 1: Told you, Josh told you, I told you this is
Speaker 1: this is awesome.
Speaker 4: The music you hear when you see me walking through
Speaker 4: Kroger correct, it, says Henry Mancini when he when you walk.
Speaker 1: Across the street and I'm in the car and you
Speaker 1: don't notice me. I go look at that, and here
Speaker 1: I look at that, and that's the head. That's the
Speaker 1: music I had my head on this.
Speaker 4: Watch me go, yeah, look I'm scratching my butt. Yeah,
Speaker 4: this lady just saw me.
Speaker 1: I'm out of breath.
Speaker 2: I'm so hungry. What does he smell of his hand for?
Speaker 1: You think I could get a bagel sandwich? Okay?
Speaker 2: Hey, working harder.
Speaker 1: Harleyer claims the mayor claims to have the real Santa
Speaker 1: for the Louisville light Up Louisville.
Speaker 2: We happen to know that, Greg Gallyt.
Speaker 1: That's what I'm saying. I'm now I think there's a
Speaker 1: conflict of interest if the mayor is claiming to have
Speaker 1: the real Santa at the light up loop. Thank you,
Speaker 1: thank you, thank you. I don't feel any better, but
Speaker 1: thank you for acknowledging it. I think he needs to
Speaker 1: come on and answer whether he has. It's in the
Speaker 1: sound bite, right. Johnny from the News played it and said,
Speaker 1: we have the real Santa for light Louiville. I went, whoa, whoa, whoa,
Speaker 1: We'll do a DNA panel.
Speaker 2: Okay, well, let me ask you this.
Speaker 4: A lot of times say louder in Life, which was
Speaker 4: created by Danny Wimmer.
Speaker 1: Oh, Danny, we don't have ten. We don't have talk anyway.
Speaker 4: So anyway, when you book a band to do a
Speaker 4: concert in your market, they're not allowed to play like
Speaker 4: a let's say, one hundred and twenty miles Radio three
Speaker 4: months whatever. I gotta think Santa is the same way.
Speaker 4: You know, you can't book Santa at uh at Slugger
Speaker 4: Field then and then have another date for.
Speaker 2: Santa like a Louisville man.
Speaker 1: Yeah, I mean he can do it. He's magic.
Speaker 4: Yeah, I know, but how many people are gonna you know,
Speaker 4: I guess the Stones played different several months.
Speaker 3: I remember the guy that for years and years was at
Speaker 3: Mal Saint Matthew's. Yeah, that was the real Santa.
Speaker 1: He was the real Santa. I've never seen any Santa
Speaker 1: that looks like Santa in my life.
Speaker 4: I like to you know, if I had a kid
Speaker 4: and I saw a old man sitting on a bench,
Speaker 4: I would want my child to sit on his lap,
Speaker 4: stranger's lap.
Speaker 1: John was early healthy. John was so excited. We got
Speaker 1: to the mall and he goes, he stopped, He goes,
Speaker 1: that's not him. I go, what he goes, ask not him.
Speaker 1: He starts walking back towards the car. I was like,
Speaker 1: where are you going? He goes, that's not Santa, and
Speaker 1: I was like, all right, We got back in the car.
Speaker 4: Grandfather on my mother's side was a motorcycle copier and
Speaker 4: he would always dress up as Santa and do the
Speaker 4: department store thing. Okay, do I question? So my mo yes,
Speaker 4: it's pierced. So my mom took me to go see Santa.
Speaker 4: As soon as she sat hit me on his lap. Yeah,
Speaker 4: I said, Grandpa, just baby SAMs Furniture, Sims. Maybe Santa
Speaker 4: Claus wants to come over and sit somewhere, right, Dave, right,
Speaker 4: have him sit on your new chair, have him sit
Speaker 4: on your new Sims furniture chair or couch. Maybe Santa
Speaker 4: wants to have dinner with you. How about a new
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Speaker 4: it probably won't go up there, but anyway, if you
Speaker 4: need a new bedroom set, if you need mattresses, appliances,
Speaker 4: living room sets, dining room sets, now is the time.
Speaker 2: Don't delay.
Speaker 4: It's the Sims Warehouse sell and it's going on right now.
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Speaker 4: or just couches. Piece Miller together yourself up to fifty
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Speaker 4: the way, and then law enforcement is calling Sammy Hagar
Speaker 4: and Guy Fiera big big fat liars and saying their
Speaker 4: pants are on a fire. Find out more like it.
Speaker 4: Here's the Glamour Boys. The song always depresses me.
Speaker 2: Man.
Speaker 4: You know how you have a skate parties when you're
Speaker 4: in grade school? Sure, a little fat Dwight wasn't that
Speaker 4: good of a skater. I could barely skate. My little
Speaker 4: fat legs could hold me up. But I wanted to
Speaker 4: go because they had a snack bar, you know, and
Speaker 4: my friends were there. So one night, my dad drops
Speaker 4: me off at our grade school skate party. He leaves.
Speaker 4: I walk up and I realized he didn't give me
Speaker 4: any money to get in. It was raining, so I
Speaker 4: had to stand outside chimps oh man, and this song
Speaker 4: came on, And this will always remind me of that
Speaker 4: damn night standing out in the dark. It wasn't like
Speaker 4: porn ray, but it was like the annoying.
Speaker 1: Funny rosin It's funny way you remember as a kid. Yeah,
Speaker 1: I didn't know that about this song. I had always
Speaker 1: had enough money to get in. I was always jealous
Speaker 1: of my friends that could get a pepsi and a
Speaker 1: slice of pizza at the concession stand. But also U
Speaker 1: just do like what are you, harrelson, and just grab
Speaker 1: the slice and there's no ways.
Speaker 2: So thanks for reopening that wound day.
Speaker 1: If you're welcome, I'll close a segment with it. And look,
Speaker 1: I hate when I tell classes like I go to
Speaker 1: talk to high schools. Used to do a lot more
Speaker 1: before COVID hit. I used to tell them, Hey, this
Speaker 1: dynamic of your classroom is a lot like in real life.
Speaker 1: Your teacher is your manager, your co workers are your
Speaker 1: fellow students. The president of the company is the principal. Right,
Speaker 1: So this dynamic, you'll have brown nosers, You will have
Speaker 1: people that will sabotage your situation. People will lie to you.
Speaker 2: That's me.
Speaker 1: And I said, And your manager is your teacher, I said,
Speaker 1: And you've got to get along with your manager. You
Speaker 1: just got to put up with it. They all look
Speaker 1: at me like, come on, man.
Speaker 2: I gotta ask you. What are these schools invite you
Speaker 2: in for?
Speaker 4: Are you like a cautionary tale of basically what can
Speaker 4: happen if you don't apply yourself.
Speaker 1: Yeah? I stopped going because every year that I kept
Speaker 1: going back like the glaze over their eye, My gosh,
Speaker 1: like they just there. Was used to be kids were
Speaker 1: interested like oh, you're in radio television need and they
Speaker 1: would ask questions that you get to do this, who
Speaker 1: have you met? YadA, YadA, And then they just became more.
Speaker 1: They just sat there and stared at you. Now you
Speaker 1: hear all the whispers, You're just like, my god, I'm
Speaker 1: not doing this anymore.
Speaker 2: What's a radio? Is that like an iPod?
Speaker 1: Didn't radio go out in Vaudeville? No, no understanding?
Speaker 2: You come home, BRORA. That's all request? Captain races for Cindy.
Speaker 1: Uh well, wrong distance dedication.
Speaker 2: Oh that's another case anyhow.
Speaker 4: Yes see, Uh cops in Laredo, Texas are calling bs
Speaker 4: on the million dollar tequila heights that I brought up
Speaker 4: earlier this week. As as I just mentioned, we brought
Speaker 4: it up on this show where Guy fieria Fieri Fieri.
Speaker 1: You know what doesn't matter.
Speaker 4: Remember how I used to look fat with the spiked hair. Yeah,
Speaker 4: I look like Guy Fieri a little bit. Yeah, isn't
Speaker 4: that crazy a little bit?
Speaker 1: Uh?
Speaker 4: Anyway, they said that one million dollars of Santo tequila
Speaker 4: produced by Sammy Hagar and Guy Fieri had been hijacked.
Speaker 4: Officials in the Laredo, Texas are now saying the actual
Speaker 4: value of the tequila.
Speaker 2: Shipment was more like three hundred and eighty five thousand.
Speaker 4: Who sounds like somebody's pantaloons are a bloom.
Speaker 3: Fires that don't need to do a half a million
Speaker 3: dollars of insurance fraud.
Speaker 1: Yeah that's true. Like why why?
Speaker 4: Well, it gets worse, it says, and the trucks weren't
Speaker 4: hijacked at all. Instead, instead, the trucks, they say, went
Speaker 4: to different destinations, possibly California buy a mistake, So the
Speaker 4: Great Tequila heist was.
Speaker 2: Fake, never happened.
Speaker 1: Yeah, well if they used AI to schedule their trucks.
Speaker 1: Now I'm gonna start this problem.
Speaker 4: I'm gonna start like if I screwing all Susan, if
Speaker 4: I do something wrong, it's gotta be AI, Honey. I
Speaker 4: would I would have never, I would have I would
Speaker 4: have never posted that sand That's.
Speaker 1: A good tactic and later in life here, we can't
Speaker 1: blame AI for mistakes we made, right. I'm sorry me.
Speaker 1: That was my AI assistant.
Speaker 2: She'd yell at me for social media posts and whatnot.
Speaker 1: Who wrote this? Did you write this?
Speaker 2: No?
Speaker 1: I don't know why. I guess my. I would never
Speaker 1: do that.
Speaker 2: I just got to this new AI phone from Samsung.
Speaker 3: And you gotta name your AI assistant like Jimmy, Jimmy,
Speaker 3: did you do this?
Speaker 1: Ai?
Speaker 2: Writes?
Speaker 3: My segues, Uh well, apparently YEA for yours it stands
Speaker 3: for ah yeah.
Speaker 4: Uh well, if you're planning on going to see Wicked?
Speaker 2: Who would go see Wicked?
Speaker 1: Why not? Dayve've seen it like four times.
Speaker 4: A Look, why do you have to sing? That's why
Speaker 4: I hate musicals. Can't you just say, Hey, we're going
Speaker 4: down to Hey, we're gonna go down to the barber shop.
Speaker 4: But instead they got to sing it the barber shop.
Speaker 4: We're gonna go to the barber shop. Head's going from
Speaker 4: the Bible shop, boby shop, Bobby.
Speaker 1: That's pretty accurate. That's pretty good too.
Speaker 2: Is this from Wicked? Yeah? Oh good lord?
Speaker 1: This is like Dwight's Purgatory. This is Dwight's Burgatory. Sitting
Speaker 1: in a theater with musical after musical after musical. You
Speaker 1: need to do the Eddie Rabbit story.
Speaker 2: I'm longing for Eddie Rabbit now.
Speaker 4: Nay, nay, I'm longing for We built this city on
Speaker 4: rock and roll. A. Well, if you're gonna go see
Speaker 4: Wicked next month, there's gonna be sing alongs with the
Speaker 4: characters on screen that are gonna be encouraged. But but
Speaker 4: that's next month, SAMs as though, why.
Speaker 1: Are you talking over this fantastic music? Let me just
Speaker 1: sit here and let me just sit here and drink
Speaker 1: this clorox and pray for the sweet release of death.
Speaker 1: Oh it's funny you think clorox is gonna kill you.
Speaker 1: His face looks like he's in the bathroom.
Speaker 4: Because what I'm imagining is going to one of these
Speaker 4: damn things at the Center for of the Arts, and
Speaker 4: where's our seats.
Speaker 2: There's like no aisles in the Center from the Arts,
Speaker 2: you know what I'm talking about.
Speaker 3: Me, there's no aisles like in the big main one long.
Speaker 1: So you walk.
Speaker 4: I could promise you if Susan drugged me to this
Speaker 4: damn thing Dead in.
Speaker 3: The Middle is coming up in December. Oh, that would
Speaker 3: be a good one. It's a if you like ABBA music.
Speaker 2: Dude, if I like AB it's not AB though. Is
Speaker 2: it a play?
Speaker 1: Yeah, that's it's a story. Yeahs all songs.
Speaker 2: Okay, let me okay, here's the most important part.
Speaker 1: Is Abbit there singing it?
Speaker 2: So it's karaoke?
Speaker 1: Yeah, okay with really good singers.
Speaker 2: I'll go to.
Speaker 4: Uh mister JS and see my see my version of all. So,
Speaker 4: if you're going to Wicked next month, they're going to
Speaker 4: have special showings where you can sing along with the
Speaker 4: characters on screen. But again, that's but that's next month.
Speaker 4: This month, no singing. Evidently, there's a tongue in cheek
Speaker 4: ps A. I've never understood the expression tongue in cheek.
Speaker 4: I know, when you put your tongue against the cheek
Speaker 4: you're symbolizing doing something. It's it's it's a, it's a
Speaker 4: it's a dark humor. No, the tongue in cheek isn't dark,
Speaker 4: kir I'll look it up. We'll crack this case. Anyway,
Speaker 4: there's a tongue in cheek PSA coming on before the screen.
Speaker 1: Of Wicked that says, please don't sing along?
Speaker 4: Yes, no talking, no texting, and no singing.
Speaker 1: You know who should have done no singing? Pierce Brosnan
Speaker 1: and Mama Mia. I heard that he listen to this,
Speaker 1: says Meryl Streep. She does fine?
Speaker 2: And who is us again?
Speaker 1: Peers? Yeah, it's pretty bad.
Speaker 2: It's a chick song. The only male that should ever
Speaker 2: sing abbot is the Dan Band.
Speaker 1: All fairness, he's so good looking that he's walking around
Speaker 1: and he's trying to distract you with his good looks
Speaker 1: without listening to his actual voice. Davidly Roth did that?
Speaker 1: Vince Neil did that? Vince Neil, Vince Vince Meal. Now
Speaker 1: I'm not even gonna tell you what our guest name is.
Speaker 1: Next as Matt Sanders coming in, Come on, man, you
Speaker 1: always got to ruin the d's dude. Yeah, but he
Speaker 1: used a different name on our I gotta see hang on,
Speaker 1: you know, thank you, Pierce President. All right? Uh is that?
Speaker 1: Who is that? Meryl Streep?
Speaker 2: Yeah?
Speaker 1: You saw it now, Yeah, you saw Meryl Streep. She
Speaker 1: can sing? Actually you did? You do? Only murders in
Speaker 1: the building We started it?
Speaker 3: Yes, every episode starting about midway gets better each episode.
Speaker 1: Yeah, it's good so far. It's not not Steller, but
Speaker 1: it is the by the way, the entire season, it's
Speaker 1: the best season of all of them so far.
Speaker 2: It's the best.
Speaker 1: It's the best.
Speaker 2: You gotta have you seen the only Have you seen
Speaker 2: the new Murders? Have you? Did you see? Uh? Did
Speaker 2: you see the new episode of Murders that I.
Speaker 1: Say, what did I say murders? I said, only murders
Speaker 1: in the buildings? I say the entire name.
Speaker 2: The new episode of Murders dropped last Tuesday? Did you
Speaker 2: see it?
Speaker 1: Watch the first two? Dave and I enjoy that series.
Speaker 2: No, we enjoy it too, Bo do you? We don't
Speaker 2: what talk about it?
Speaker 4: When the mics go down, all you all do is,
Speaker 4: what do you think is going to crack the case?
Speaker 4: What do you think that when they found the tail
Speaker 4: from the cat? What that symbolizes? You think it's symbolizes.
Speaker 1: There's a cat out there without a tail?
Speaker 4: I will say that Susan and I start started rewatching.
Speaker 4: Uh the Tulsa King. That series is so badass was
Speaker 4: still own.
Speaker 1: Everybody's saying that. I just started.
Speaker 4: I started to text you. Oh, I started to text
Speaker 4: you last night. So you got to turn this damn
Speaker 4: thing on.
Speaker 3: Yeah, I wonder if that works with the chicks. Were
Speaker 3: you the King of England? No, King of Norway?
Speaker 1: No?
Speaker 2: No, oh, don't talk about the Tulsa.
Speaker 1: Do we set this at Tulsa, Oklahoma? Oklahomas have an emergency.
Speaker 4: Hey, look, Matt Sanders left his computer opening, and his
Speaker 4: and his jacket and his computer's up is logged in.
Speaker 2: You want goofing?
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Speaker 1: do that.
Speaker 2: No, he'll get fired.
Speaker 1: And then you get to see on the officially.
Speaker 2: I know it's to show on the air.
Speaker 1: Now, they're the greatest show on.
Speaker 4: He's got the official l mp D side up right
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Speaker 2: We got to do something right, you can any.
Speaker 4: Minute, and then when he gets fired, we could call
Speaker 4: him up and go get it, get it, get it.
Speaker 1: AI did it?
Speaker 3: Ay?
Speaker 2: I did it?
Speaker 1: Yeah, Jimmy, my AI assistant did it on Jimmy. All right,
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Speaker 1: top the hour, we'll do Cops Rock and then we'll
Speaker 1: have a segment on talking about LMPD. There's some movement
Speaker 1: in the last couple of days. Plus you catch you
Speaker 1: up on one of the top stories in LMPD. As
Speaker 1: we move forward. You and I used to do a
Speaker 1: sports show years ago, and I don't know why. We
Speaker 1: always used to ask this, like I don't wonder ever
Speaker 1: understood why Ja Cutler was in the news all the
Speaker 1: time anyway, And now he is back in the news
Speaker 1: because he's engaged.
Speaker 3: And he was always in the news because he looked
Speaker 3: so disinterested on the field. Yeah, he had that someone
Speaker 3: just rubbed a turret under his nose, look on his face.
Speaker 2: Your es.
Speaker 1: He had RBS, he did and RBF constantly, and then
Speaker 1: he became like he tried to do commercials but just
Speaker 1: came off like a douche. Yes he did.
Speaker 3: And somehow how long ago did he He probably played
Speaker 3: five years ago at least, so he's eligible for the
Speaker 3: Hall of Fame.
Speaker 1: It's not gonna make it. But he's marrying Samantha Roberson.
Speaker 1: They're engaged, and I'm like, why is this at the
Speaker 1: top of my news prep two days?
Speaker 3: Tim Couch dater? First, remember that whole thing Tim Couch
Speaker 3: and Cade McNown girl sharing.
Speaker 1: And then here's the thing, why is it at the
Speaker 1: top of my news cycle? Then I use and I
Speaker 1: prepped with and then they haven't even confirmed that it's
Speaker 1: news yet. So I'm like, who's Cad McNown married to? Care?
Speaker 1: I know nobody. I'm glad, Jay's happy. Jay Cutler, Yeah,
Speaker 1: what's J say? I don't care. Remember we used to
Speaker 1: have we did the sports show, Dave and I used
Speaker 1: to have a guy that went to school with him
Speaker 1: at Vandy and defended him every single time. I can't
Speaker 1: know J.
Speaker 3: He's such a nice guy, so talented. Now he was
Speaker 3: drafted by the wrong team, man, I know, Yeah, the
Speaker 3: guy was very nice, right, but he was like he
Speaker 3: would call every time.
Speaker 1: Go you all don't know him. I ate lunch with
Speaker 1: him one time. Obviously Jay broke up with him.
Speaker 3: If he married a girl, all right, the top of
Speaker 3: the hour, you got some good stories for.
Speaker 1: All right, we'll do that. We'll talk up.
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Speaker 3: their own parking lot. It's in the New Low area.
Speaker 3: They're fixing up that whole entire area. So go check
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Speaker 1: The back, but you got to walk through just the
Speaker 1: land of man, which is you know, air filters and
Speaker 1: power tools and extension cords and DUNC tape. I mean
Speaker 1: it's batteries. I mean, everything's on discount. It's the warehouse situation.
Speaker 1: They've been around for one hundred years. And then the
Speaker 1: appliances are in the back and it's just half of
Speaker 1: an entire warehouse of just nothing but appliances. And they're
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Speaker 1: East Jefferson Street. It's Black November, not Black Friday. Going
Speaker 1: on back after this on news Radio eight forty whas