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<v Speaker 1>Need advice.

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<v Speaker 2>Taco Bub to the rescue, dipasque Taco Bub on one O.

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<v Speaker 1>One one w j r R.

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<v Speaker 3>We are Orlando's rock station. Uh the world renowned to

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<v Speaker 3>LCTB has just literally sprinted into the studio. Don's the

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<v Speaker 3>sports coat and has strike settled into his broadcast position. No,

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<v Speaker 3>no problem. We like to keep you looking as dapper

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<v Speaker 3>as possible, camera ready as you like to say. Yeah,

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<v Speaker 3>a new little He demands that we live stream this

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<v Speaker 3>on Facebook. So we, of course it's the least we

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<v Speaker 3>could do to uh accommodate. After all, you do this

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<v Speaker 3>gratus in the name of true public service.

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<v Speaker 2>Yeah, it's the It counts for the station's public service

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<v Speaker 2>each month.

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<v Speaker 1>You know, you got to have a certain amount.

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<v Speaker 2>And but now you guys even put the nice little

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<v Speaker 2>handkerchief in it.

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<v Speaker 1>Thank you.

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<v Speaker 2>So yeah, you can watch this on Facebook live if

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<v Speaker 2>you want. Easter is right around the corner. That's Sunday, Sunday,

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<v Speaker 2>Easter is coming. The bunny's getting fat. Please put a

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<v Speaker 2>penny in.

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<v Speaker 1>Life coach's hat got going on.

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<v Speaker 3>That is a pretty large, large stack of questions that

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<v Speaker 3>have accumulated over the last seven days.

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<v Speaker 2>Are you guys doing Easter at your house, or I've

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<v Speaker 2>got a very busy weekend plan. My daughter is moving,

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<v Speaker 2>so we're getting ready for that.

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<v Speaker 1>No Easter, I.

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<v Speaker 3>Haven't even thought about Easter, to be honest with Yelsie.

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<v Speaker 2>Oh wow, all right, well I hope everybody has a

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<v Speaker 2>very nice Easter this weekend. In a quandary, I'll see

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<v Speaker 2>I was out to lunch and saw a fellow employee. Ooh,

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<v Speaker 2>saw a fellow employee having some drinks. Should I let

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<v Speaker 2>the bosses?

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<v Speaker 3>Now?

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<v Speaker 2>Absolutely not. Maybe I'll be the office narc. We're too

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<v Speaker 2>curious as to what kind of job it is. What

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<v Speaker 2>if there's an element that could protect actually present a

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<v Speaker 2>public danger. That's called pay grade, that's above my pay grade.

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<v Speaker 2>You don't nark on a co worker for having some

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<v Speaker 2>me know, lunch cold ones if you, I mean, if

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<v Speaker 2>you don't join this guy like most people would and.

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<v Speaker 1>Say hey, Harry, what's up?

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<v Speaker 3>Man?

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<v Speaker 1>I won't say anything, buy me a shot, but.

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<v Speaker 2>You could blackmail, you know, just skip the whole day

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<v Speaker 2>and say, you know, I do realize that you do

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<v Speaker 2>the books for the company, Harry, how about you put

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<v Speaker 2>in a few zeros for mister Pete over here, need

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<v Speaker 2>your help Elsie met a girl.

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<v Speaker 3>But sometimes I I know I'm not going to say that.

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<v Speaker 3>I just oh, are you gonna question my answer? And

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<v Speaker 3>that's why I just say sometimes I almost feel as

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<v Speaker 3>if I should. But you know far more and have

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<v Speaker 3>had such more vast experience than any of us.

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<v Speaker 2>I mean, when you down the road Pat Lynch are

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<v Speaker 2>referred do is you know a deep thinker and a

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<v Speaker 2>philosopher as I have been, then you'll understand, uh need

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<v Speaker 2>your help. Elsie met a girl online and we get

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<v Speaker 2>along very well. Went on our first date. I guess

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<v Speaker 2>they were just getting along online.

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<v Speaker 1>Okay, I gotcha.

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<v Speaker 2>Went on our first date and she showed up with

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<v Speaker 2>those super long eyelashes. Boy, how do I go about

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<v Speaker 2>letting her know that they're not that attractive?

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<v Speaker 1>Where are you on that?

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<v Speaker 3>Because being a guy I work with, we're both kind

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<v Speaker 3>of like it's a little much.

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<v Speaker 2>I think it's just don't have them super long, you know,

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<v Speaker 2>just have the they I think they have artists that

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<v Speaker 2>can make them shorter. But uh, some would say, all

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<v Speaker 2>that's just shallow from all you guys, including this listener.

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<v Speaker 2>But shalloo or not, here's what you do. I was

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<v Speaker 2>gonna say, have a friend of hers tell her that

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<v Speaker 2>they're just a little too long. But no, no, you

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<v Speaker 2>probably don't know the friends yet. So what I'm gonna

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<v Speaker 2>say is, while making sweet love, you need to pull

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<v Speaker 2>them off.

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<v Speaker 1>You know what I'm like? Okay, you just picture in

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<v Speaker 1>the bedroom right now, right? So did do you go?

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<v Speaker 1>Did you go like I was insane and then take

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<v Speaker 1>off the.

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<v Speaker 3>Ask you if it was before you help with the

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<v Speaker 3>panties and bra Did you just go right.

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<v Speaker 1>For the lashes?

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<v Speaker 2>No, this is in the act of love making sweet

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<v Speaker 2>sweep passion. Yeah, then what but you have to follow

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<v Speaker 2>up move Okay. After you do that, you know you're oh, yeah,

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<v Speaker 2>this is amazing. Oh sorry, and you gaze into your

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<v Speaker 2>eyes and say, wow, I didn't realize how beautiful your

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<v Speaker 2>eyes are. You know, they're always like hidden by those

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<v Speaker 2>those sea catchers or uh or hurricane shutters. Remember the

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<v Speaker 2>old hurricane shutters from what year was that those things

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<v Speaker 2>came out like they were ever gonna do it? The seventies,

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<v Speaker 2>You know the ones that look like your clamshell. Yeah yeah,

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<v Speaker 2>did you have those those those excessively long fake eyelashes.

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<v Speaker 2>They're in the same category as they excessively long. Now

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<v Speaker 2>I wanted to ask though, with the eyelashes, because I

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<v Speaker 2>just I don't know. Do they just come in like

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<v Speaker 2>long and then you just trim them up or they

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<v Speaker 2>come in like extra long long small short?

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<v Speaker 1>What's the deal with those? You could tell I have some,

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<v Speaker 1>don't you? Couldn't you? Oh see I watch him flutter.

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<v Speaker 3>See you have ones that blends write in nicely until

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<v Speaker 3>you actually draw attention to.

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<v Speaker 1>Go to an artist.

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<v Speaker 2>Just like I said, when you're getting that peticure, manicure,

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<v Speaker 2>whatever cure you have him cured the eyelash.

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<v Speaker 1>I'm just what I'm shorting.

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<v Speaker 3>On them, trying to get this info in case I'm

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<v Speaker 3>ever asked to pick some up while I'm out.

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<v Speaker 1>Trim them down.

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<v Speaker 2>It's just like other things, Elsie, I think I know

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<v Speaker 2>the answer, Bro. What are your thoughts on day drinking?

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<v Speaker 2>All about it? Even fan of you know mornings? Monday

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<v Speaker 2>morning Martini, I just look at Hunter and I go

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<v Speaker 2>triple them. His eyes burn up. He goes, oh, oh

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<v Speaker 2>Monday morning Martini.

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<v Speaker 1>All right, yeah, coach life coach, Ah that one.

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<v Speaker 2>I think I already did Life coach, nothing serious, But

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<v Speaker 2>what do you do? But do you have a technique

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<v Speaker 2>to kill the mosquito that buzzes around your ear when

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<v Speaker 2>you're trying to sleep. Smack the heck out of myself

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<v Speaker 2>on the side of the head.

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<v Speaker 1>Earlier.

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<v Speaker 2>You got to keep your windows and doors shut. I

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<v Speaker 2>know we've had cooler evenings, but keep them shut because

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<v Speaker 2>they're even getting through your screens. You probably got little

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<v Speaker 2>holes in your screens. Or you could sleep under mosquito netting.

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<v Speaker 3>I picture you're a huge love making apparatus and shrub

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<v Speaker 3>with one of those wrapped around.

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<v Speaker 2>It the netting. Yeah, yeah, you don't want anything interfering

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<v Speaker 2>with We don't get really get mosquitoes out in LA

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<v Speaker 2>But or you just throw the mosquito netting over your

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<v Speaker 2>entire house, kind of like the bug tents. You're feeling me.

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<v Speaker 2>You're picking up what I'm putting down. You great lc TV.

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<v Speaker 2>I want a good amount of money betting on a

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<v Speaker 2>random table tennis game in Europe? Wait I want I

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<v Speaker 2>wanted a good amount of money betting on random table

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<v Speaker 2>tennis games in Europe when I was drinking last Friday night.

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<v Speaker 2>Should I tell the wife about it or just buy

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<v Speaker 2>her something small to keep it on the down low

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<v Speaker 2>so she doesn't suspect it. Get her some roses in

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<v Speaker 2>a bottle of veno that always does the trick. Okay,

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<v Speaker 2>maybe head to that.

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<v Speaker 3>You know you have a gambling problem when betting on

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<v Speaker 3>European random table tennis?

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<v Speaker 2>Man?

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<v Speaker 1>What are you doing? Pat cornholes betting? Stop?

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<v Speaker 2>You could always head if you want to buy her

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<v Speaker 2>some nice get over the International Diamond Center. How are

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<v Speaker 2>we doing on time? You could probably get one maybe

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<v Speaker 2>two a dog. Don't mean to get personal. All this

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<v Speaker 2>has to do with a with beds. Actually, don't mean

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<v Speaker 2>to get personal LCTV. But you seem to have quite

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<v Speaker 2>a few not on your bedpost if you get my drift.

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<v Speaker 2>So I figured i'd ask you I need to buy

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<v Speaker 2>a I need to buy a new bed. Any suggestions

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<v Speaker 2>for what kind style mattress, et cetera, you know, for

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<v Speaker 2>the most quote unquote again action. Once I have the

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<v Speaker 2>bed doesn't matter what sheets I got it.

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<v Speaker 1>Listen. I'm a true gentleman and I.

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<v Speaker 2>Do not kiss and tell, but I can tell you

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<v Speaker 2>about bed sheets and bedding.

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<v Speaker 1>Okay, uh sheet.

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<v Speaker 2>Wise, women get sexier and an easier when the when

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<v Speaker 2>it's a higher thread count.

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<v Speaker 1>Okay, so follow this. You can write it in your

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<v Speaker 1>notes on your phone if.

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<v Speaker 2>You want linen one hundred percent Egyptian cotton sheets.

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<v Speaker 1>Those are good thousand thread counts. Okay, Bedwise, I got

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<v Speaker 1>a different bed and every branch.

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<v Speaker 2>Guy, I'm a bullet net, I mean, just won't say

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<v Speaker 2>that second word. But bedwise, yeah, I have a different

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<v Speaker 2>bed in every room for the house. You know, for

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<v Speaker 2>the occasion slash woman. It fits the situation where like

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<v Speaker 2>waterbed for those cougars you know that are kind of

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<v Speaker 2>stuck in the eighties. You know, they have that Miami

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<v Speaker 2>Vice looking feel to them, you know, Miami Vice looking women.

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<v Speaker 2>Big bed with drapes like you were talking about. I

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<v Speaker 2>have that for the really really like classy ones. Futon

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<v Speaker 2>for the college college women you note, not college girl.

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<v Speaker 1>I'm talking about ones with the gold for the masters.

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<v Speaker 2>They're do a doctorate, older ones, you know, but they

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<v Speaker 2>still are used to a futon. The ones that want

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<v Speaker 2>to wear a cowboy hat while making love to like

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<v Speaker 2>some lu combs. You know.

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<v Speaker 1>I got beds for days, man. I even got one

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<v Speaker 1>with a gym set next to it, those flexible.

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<v Speaker 2>Gymnast types, you know, all right, I don't believe you

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<v Speaker 2>could do that split on the balance being without panties.

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<v Speaker 1>Wait, you can't get up all right. I gotta get

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<v Speaker 1>the hell out of here with the sound effects were

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<v Speaker 1>coming in hot baby, all right.

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<v Speaker 3>The world renowned l CTB always a treats for his

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<v Speaker 3>insight and help that he just selflessly doles out every

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<v Speaker 3>Wednesday on this show. Benchin Taco's commercial free workday rock

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<v Speaker 3>block coming up Menchin

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