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Speaker 1: You know, you got to have a certain amount.
Speaker 2: And but now you guys even put the nice little
Speaker 2: handkerchief in it.
Speaker 1: Thank you.
Speaker 2: So yeah, you can watch this on Facebook live if
Speaker 2: you want. Easter is right around the corner. That's Sunday, Sunday,
Speaker 2: Easter is coming. The bunny's getting fat. Please put a
Speaker 2: penny in.
Speaker 1: Life coach's hat got going on.
Speaker 3: That is a pretty large, large stack of questions that
Speaker 3: have accumulated over the last seven days.
Speaker 2: Are you guys doing Easter at your house, or I've
Speaker 2: got a very busy weekend plan. My daughter is moving,
Speaker 2: so we're getting ready for that.
Speaker 1: No Easter, I.
Speaker 3: Haven't even thought about Easter, to be honest with Yelsie.
Speaker 2: Oh wow, all right, well I hope everybody has a
Speaker 2: very nice Easter this weekend. In a quandary, I'll see
Speaker 2: I was out to lunch and saw a fellow employee. Ooh,
Speaker 2: saw a fellow employee having some drinks. Should I let
Speaker 2: the bosses?
Speaker 3: Now?
Speaker 2: Absolutely not. Maybe I'll be the office narc. We're too
Speaker 2: curious as to what kind of job it is. What
Speaker 2: if there's an element that could protect actually present a
Speaker 2: public danger. That's called pay grade, that's above my pay grade.
Speaker 2: You don't nark on a co worker for having some
Speaker 2: me know, lunch cold ones if you, I mean, if
Speaker 2: you don't join this guy like most people would and.
Speaker 1: Say hey, Harry, what's up?
Speaker 3: Man?
Speaker 1: I won't say anything, buy me a shot, but.
Speaker 2: You could blackmail, you know, just skip the whole day
Speaker 2: and say, you know, I do realize that you do
Speaker 2: the books for the company, Harry, how about you put
Speaker 2: in a few zeros for mister Pete over here, need
Speaker 2: your help Elsie met a girl.
Speaker 3: But sometimes I I know I'm not going to say that.
Speaker 3: I just oh, are you gonna question my answer? And
Speaker 3: that's why I just say sometimes I almost feel as
Speaker 3: if I should. But you know far more and have
Speaker 3: had such more vast experience than any of us.
Speaker 2: I mean, when you down the road Pat Lynch are
Speaker 2: referred do is you know a deep thinker and a
Speaker 2: philosopher as I have been, then you'll understand, uh need
Speaker 2: your help. Elsie met a girl online and we get
Speaker 2: along very well. Went on our first date. I guess
Speaker 2: they were just getting along online.
Speaker 1: Okay, I gotcha.
Speaker 2: Went on our first date and she showed up with
Speaker 2: those super long eyelashes. Boy, how do I go about
Speaker 2: letting her know that they're not that attractive?
Speaker 1: Where are you on that?
Speaker 3: Because being a guy I work with, we're both kind
Speaker 3: of like it's a little much.
Speaker 2: I think it's just don't have them super long, you know,
Speaker 2: just have the they I think they have artists that
Speaker 2: can make them shorter. But uh, some would say, all
Speaker 2: that's just shallow from all you guys, including this listener.
Speaker 2: But shalloo or not, here's what you do. I was
Speaker 2: gonna say, have a friend of hers tell her that
Speaker 2: they're just a little too long. But no, no, you
Speaker 2: probably don't know the friends yet. So what I'm gonna
Speaker 2: say is, while making sweet love, you need to pull
Speaker 2: them off.
Speaker 1: You know what I'm like? Okay, you just picture in
Speaker 1: the bedroom right now, right? So did do you go?
Speaker 1: Did you go like I was insane and then take
Speaker 1: off the.
Speaker 3: Ask you if it was before you help with the
Speaker 3: panties and bra Did you just go right.
Speaker 1: For the lashes?
Speaker 2: No, this is in the act of love making sweet
Speaker 2: sweep passion. Yeah, then what but you have to follow
Speaker 2: up move Okay. After you do that, you know you're oh, yeah,
Speaker 2: this is amazing. Oh sorry, and you gaze into your
Speaker 2: eyes and say, wow, I didn't realize how beautiful your
Speaker 2: eyes are. You know, they're always like hidden by those
Speaker 2: those sea catchers or uh or hurricane shutters. Remember the
Speaker 2: old hurricane shutters from what year was that those things
Speaker 2: came out like they were ever gonna do it? The seventies,
Speaker 2: You know the ones that look like your clamshell. Yeah yeah,
Speaker 2: did you have those those those excessively long fake eyelashes.
Speaker 2: They're in the same category as they excessively long. Now
Speaker 2: I wanted to ask though, with the eyelashes, because I
Speaker 2: just I don't know. Do they just come in like
Speaker 2: long and then you just trim them up or they
Speaker 2: come in like extra long long small short?
Speaker 1: What's the deal with those? You could tell I have some,
Speaker 1: don't you? Couldn't you? Oh see I watch him flutter.
Speaker 3: See you have ones that blends write in nicely until
Speaker 3: you actually draw attention to.
Speaker 1: Go to an artist.
Speaker 2: Just like I said, when you're getting that peticure, manicure,
Speaker 2: whatever cure you have him cured the eyelash.
Speaker 1: I'm just what I'm shorting.
Speaker 3: On them, trying to get this info in case I'm
Speaker 3: ever asked to pick some up while I'm out.
Speaker 1: Trim them down.
Speaker 2: It's just like other things, Elsie, I think I know
Speaker 2: the answer, Bro. What are your thoughts on day drinking?
Speaker 2: All about it? Even fan of you know mornings? Monday
Speaker 2: morning Martini, I just look at Hunter and I go
Speaker 2: triple them. His eyes burn up. He goes, oh, oh
Speaker 2: Monday morning Martini.
Speaker 1: All right, yeah, coach life coach, Ah that one.
Speaker 2: I think I already did Life coach, nothing serious, But
Speaker 2: what do you do? But do you have a technique
Speaker 2: to kill the mosquito that buzzes around your ear when
Speaker 2: you're trying to sleep. Smack the heck out of myself
Speaker 2: on the side of the head.
Speaker 1: Earlier.
Speaker 2: You got to keep your windows and doors shut. I
Speaker 2: know we've had cooler evenings, but keep them shut because
Speaker 2: they're even getting through your screens. You probably got little
Speaker 2: holes in your screens. Or you could sleep under mosquito netting.
Speaker 3: I picture you're a huge love making apparatus and shrub
Speaker 3: with one of those wrapped around.
Speaker 2: It the netting. Yeah, yeah, you don't want anything interfering
Speaker 2: with We don't get really get mosquitoes out in LA
Speaker 2: But or you just throw the mosquito netting over your
Speaker 2: entire house, kind of like the bug tents. You're feeling me.
Speaker 2: You're picking up what I'm putting down. You great lc TV.
Speaker 2: I want a good amount of money betting on a
Speaker 2: random table tennis game in Europe? Wait I want I
Speaker 2: wanted a good amount of money betting on random table
Speaker 2: tennis games in Europe when I was drinking last Friday night.
Speaker 2: Should I tell the wife about it or just buy
Speaker 2: her something small to keep it on the down low
Speaker 2: so she doesn't suspect it. Get her some roses in
Speaker 2: a bottle of veno that always does the trick. Okay,
Speaker 2: maybe head to that.
Speaker 3: You know you have a gambling problem when betting on
Speaker 3: European random table tennis?
Speaker 2: Man?
Speaker 1: What are you doing? Pat cornholes betting? Stop?
Speaker 2: You could always head if you want to buy her
Speaker 2: some nice get over the International Diamond Center. How are
Speaker 2: we doing on time? You could probably get one maybe
Speaker 2: two a dog. Don't mean to get personal. All this
Speaker 2: has to do with a with beds. Actually, don't mean
Speaker 2: to get personal LCTV. But you seem to have quite
Speaker 2: a few not on your bedpost if you get my drift.
Speaker 2: So I figured i'd ask you I need to buy
Speaker 2: a I need to buy a new bed. Any suggestions
Speaker 2: for what kind style mattress, et cetera, you know, for
Speaker 2: the most quote unquote again action. Once I have the
Speaker 2: bed doesn't matter what sheets I got it.
Speaker 1: Listen. I'm a true gentleman and I.
Speaker 2: Do not kiss and tell, but I can tell you
Speaker 2: about bed sheets and bedding.
Speaker 1: Okay, uh sheet.
Speaker 2: Wise, women get sexier and an easier when the when
Speaker 2: it's a higher thread count.
Speaker 1: Okay, so follow this. You can write it in your
Speaker 1: notes on your phone if.
Speaker 2: You want linen one hundred percent Egyptian cotton sheets.
Speaker 1: Those are good thousand thread counts. Okay, Bedwise, I got
Speaker 1: a different bed and every branch.
Speaker 2: Guy, I'm a bullet net, I mean, just won't say
Speaker 2: that second word. But bedwise, yeah, I have a different
Speaker 2: bed in every room for the house. You know, for
Speaker 2: the occasion slash woman. It fits the situation where like
Speaker 2: waterbed for those cougars you know that are kind of
Speaker 2: stuck in the eighties. You know, they have that Miami
Speaker 2: Vice looking feel to them, you know, Miami Vice looking women.
Speaker 2: Big bed with drapes like you were talking about. I
Speaker 2: have that for the really really like classy ones. Futon
Speaker 2: for the college college women you note, not college girl.
Speaker 1: I'm talking about ones with the gold for the masters.
Speaker 2: They're do a doctorate, older ones, you know, but they
Speaker 2: still are used to a futon. The ones that want
Speaker 2: to wear a cowboy hat while making love to like
Speaker 2: some lu combs. You know.
Speaker 1: I got beds for days, man. I even got one
Speaker 1: with a gym set next to it, those flexible.
Speaker 2: Gymnast types, you know, all right, I don't believe you
Speaker 2: could do that split on the balance being without panties.
Speaker 1: Wait, you can't get up all right. I gotta get
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