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Speaker 1: Hey, everybody, welcome to another episode of plug Talk. I'm
Speaker 1: your host, Adam twenty two, joined by my unbelievably beautiful wife,
Speaker 1: Lenn of the plug Hello, and today we're having to
Speaker 1: sit down with a power couple who's been taken OnlyFans
Speaker 1: and Instagram by Storm Lamar and Sean. How are you
Speaker 1: guys doing it?
Speaker 3: Well?
Speaker 4: You guys have like a couple name.
Speaker 2: You don't have like a ship name.
Speaker 3: Okay, we can make one up here. I like it.
Speaker 1: Yeah, I'm having a hard time. Yeah, I could rock
Speaker 1: with that anyway. Okay, how did you guys meet? And
Speaker 1: if you want to a bit of your own stories
Speaker 1: in that answer, that will probably make sense as well.
Speaker 2: Yeah. I mean we met because I DMed him, said
Speaker 2: in the DMS.
Speaker 4: What was happening in your life at this point when
Speaker 4: you DMed him?
Speaker 2: I've just seen him on TikTok for like months.
Speaker 3: Yeah. She saw this homeless dude living in a van,
Speaker 3: heavily tattooed, and was like, yes, this is the one.
Speaker 4: What were you doing on TikTok.
Speaker 3: So I was doing van life and then I bought
Speaker 3: a piece of land for like ten grand outside of Tucson,
Speaker 3: and I was just like sleeping in my van out there,
Speaker 3: trying to do like off grid living and like undred
Speaker 3: degree heat.
Speaker 2: Yeah, I mean I just liked the way that he looked,
Speaker 2: and I was like, this is my this is my
Speaker 2: internet crush.
Speaker 1: I didn't really even know about the band life thing
Speaker 1: until what's her name? That girl got killed? That was
Speaker 1: the documentary recently.
Speaker 3: Gabby Patina. Yeah, people were saying people were saying she
Speaker 3: was the next Gabby Patino.
Speaker 1: But oh yeah, so though you made it, I'm still
Speaker 1: here for now. Wait, but so you're living in the
Speaker 1: van but you were how are you making money.
Speaker 3: Only fans mostly to pay for the land. I tattooed
Speaker 3: my dick, Uh yeah, just like went to town on
Speaker 3: it and then I posted that to TikTok like, hey, guys,
Speaker 3: I tattooed my own dick if you want to go
Speaker 3: sub And then I made like twenty k bought some land.
Speaker 3: So you have like a fully just black not black
Speaker 3: that crazy yet, Oh you know, maybe if it would
Speaker 3: grow like a couple of inches I would have done that,
Speaker 3: but I think it would stay the same size hard. No,
Speaker 3: it didn't hurt, It wasn't staying up. So yeah, I
Speaker 3: just kind of like stretched it out. I did a scythe,
Speaker 3: like a little grim reaper sythe.
Speaker 1: Oh okay, so it's like an actual subscribe.
Speaker 2: Were you one of the sums? No, I wanted to,
Speaker 2: but I never wanted to spend money on only.
Speaker 3: Fans, so and then that went well. So then I
Speaker 3: tattooed my taint like just like fucking got in there.
Speaker 1: And and and what's like the most hours you've like
Speaker 1: tattooed yourself for Like that sounds brutal.
Speaker 3: I don't know. I mean self tattooing, maybe like eight
Speaker 3: hours my thigh. Like when I got out to the property,
Speaker 3: I tattooed a thought and my thought just like abstract
Speaker 3: ship like you see everywhere on me at this point.
Speaker 3: But yeah, I got really infected and I couldn't walk
Speaker 3: for a while, so I was just like in the
Speaker 3: back of the van laid up.
Speaker 4: Wow, you have absolutely.
Speaker 2: No tattoos, right, I have one on my lip.
Speaker 1: But see, that's why I feel like we've got kind
Speaker 1: of like a kindred relationship thing. Going here because we've
Speaker 1: got like clean girls sort of yeah not Mexican, kind
Speaker 1: of Latina looking, and then like too many tattooed disturbed crazy.
Speaker 4: I feel like you're a little more disturbed because you
Speaker 4: put you tattooed your asshole essentially.
Speaker 2: Well, actually, I'm going to tattoo his asshole.
Speaker 4: It's all you tottooed the skin below.
Speaker 3: Yeah, between like the assphall connector the tank.
Speaker 1: So many things that she doesn't know about. Was it
Speaker 1: hard when you were tattooing it?
Speaker 4: I'm just trying to imagine doing it, like.
Speaker 1: For someone who spent so much time with cocks, so
Speaker 1: much to learn you do.
Speaker 3: Now, don't stat your boyfriend's cock with a needle. It's
Speaker 3: not gonna do us. I don't know. I'm not that
Speaker 3: much of a freak, but I've but.
Speaker 1: Oh yeah, I gotta go back a little bit more,
Speaker 1: like so, what were you doing to even end it?
Speaker 1: Like before you ended up in the van, you were
Speaker 1: just tattooing.
Speaker 3: No, before the van was I mean I started the
Speaker 3: only fans Prior to that, basically I was in restaurants
Speaker 3: for like eight years. COVID happened shut down the restaurant
Speaker 3: I worked like off the books a little bit doing construction.
Speaker 3: But then I saw these social media people like making
Speaker 3: all this bank and I'm like, man, I wish I
Speaker 3: could do this, Like but then I was like, you know,
Speaker 3: maybe I could. My face is already fucked up, Like
Speaker 3: I'm getting comments on the artist Instagram like how dumb
Speaker 3: I look because my forehead was already blacked out. So
Speaker 3: I was like, if just my appearance gets that many views, maybe, like,
Speaker 3: if I throw some personality into these videos, it'll work out.
Speaker 3: So I focused on TikTok for like the first couple
Speaker 3: of years and started doing good over there. Then transition
Speaker 3: to OnlyFans or some extra income, and ok yeah, I said,
Speaker 3: you know, fuck New Jersey because that's where I'm from.
Speaker 1: Oh okay, And so you had been filming with a
Speaker 1: lot of different girls prior to her.
Speaker 3: A little bit, Yeah, a lot of solo stuff though, Okay,
Speaker 3: just like you know, I wasn't getting rich off of it,
Speaker 3: but inside hustle.
Speaker 1: And so what kind of guys I'm just trying to
Speaker 1: figure out, Like in what world you look at him
Speaker 1: and we're like, that's the guy.
Speaker 2: I've always liked. Heavily tattooed people like, I don't know
Speaker 2: what it is. So and I was like, this guy,
Speaker 2: he looks nice, but he also had really long hair
Speaker 2: and it was like kind of curly and shaggy, very
Speaker 2: like Harry Styles esque.
Speaker 3: So, but you also have a thing for clowns, So.
Speaker 2: Yeah, I guess kind of really yeah, I guess I
Speaker 2: like the more fucked up the better, the scarier the
Speaker 2: man looks, the better.
Speaker 3: Oh mask kinks, I guess.
Speaker 1: Yeah.
Speaker 3: So at the time I just had like the two
Speaker 3: vertical lines, so it's kind of like clown ask and
Speaker 3: then it kind of, you know, now looks like I
Speaker 3: kind of have like a mask on.
Speaker 2: I don't know, something's wrong with me.
Speaker 1: Have you ever banged a clown?
Speaker 3: No?
Speaker 1: But I would love too, Like a god dress as.
Speaker 2: A clown, I would.
Speaker 1: Okay, it can't be that serious of a fetish if
Speaker 1: you guys have not pursued this yet.
Speaker 4: Wait, how did him meeting your family go?
Speaker 2: Not bad? Right?
Speaker 3: Not too bad? I mean I heard the initial phone
Speaker 3: call with your mom that was pretty unhinged because she
Speaker 3: just looked at pictures of me and was like screaming
Speaker 3: on the phone. But there was more to that as well,
Speaker 3: which we'll get into in a bit, just kind of
Speaker 3: the whole relationship was like, what the's going on?
Speaker 4: Because you were you were dating someone when you hit
Speaker 4: him up.
Speaker 2: Wow, So because I don't think he was going to respond,
Speaker 2: you know, I was just, yeah, it's still cheating, which.
Speaker 1: I didn't fishing. Yeah, you're in a relationship with you're
Speaker 1: fishing on TikTok.
Speaker 4: Don't do it ideas over here.
Speaker 1: I was just trying to have her on the pod.
Speaker 3: Well, I saw her DM and I didn't respond because
Speaker 3: I know they're OnlyFans. Girl, Because I was like at
Speaker 3: that time, I was like getting some really good traction
Speaker 3: on TikTok. I'm like, ash, she's in it for the money, probably.
Speaker 4: But you already had an only fans at this point.
Speaker 1: Okay, but were you shooting with your ex? No?
Speaker 2: I only did tellow Step until I met him.
Speaker 3: Okay, so yeah, so we both had him prior, but
Speaker 3: you know we she didn't shoot with other people. I
Speaker 3: did a couple a few times, but so yeah, I
Speaker 3: ignored her for a while, then got drunk and whatever
Speaker 3: was in my back of my van and I was like,
Speaker 3: she's pretty hot, So I dammed her back and then
Speaker 3: we hit it off like instantly facetimed all night through
Speaker 3: the night. She was at a club in Miami with
Speaker 3: a bunch of other creators and like left the club
Speaker 3: to just go hang out and FaceTime me all night.
Speaker 1: Must have really been a connection. What do you feel like,
Speaker 1: what were the main things that you guys connected on.
Speaker 1: I don't know you thought each other were hot wanting
Speaker 1: to over FaceTime. It's like you need a little more, right,
Speaker 1: I guess he was.
Speaker 2: Just a I don't know, lonely guy.
Speaker 3: Thank you, No, I mean we'd like hit it off,
Speaker 3: just like I felt like she was very genuine, which
Speaker 3: I found out she was not in the slightest.
Speaker 1: But what were you lying about?
Speaker 3: You told in you're a virgin, so here you can
Speaker 3: start that off a little bit, and that I'll all
Speaker 3: jumped in.
Speaker 2: When I started OnlyFans, I was saying that I was
Speaker 2: a virgin because I never wanted to get into like porn.
Speaker 2: I never wanted to do like, you know, boy girl stuff.
Speaker 2: I wanted to kind of have it as like my
Speaker 2: wall that I was like, I'm not going to go
Speaker 2: past this unless, of course, I end up like marrying
Speaker 2: somebody who wants to create porn with me.
Speaker 1: But in the real world, you'd probably had sex with
Speaker 1: what twenty people?
Speaker 2: Yeah, at twenty something, that's about right.
Speaker 1: Look co good, I am I guessing things.
Speaker 2: It's crazy amazing.
Speaker 3: Not only that, but she was in a seven year
Speaker 3: relationship first time, saying that she was saving herself for
Speaker 3: marriage because she was this good Christian girl, which she
Speaker 3: fucking got me on because I grew up heavily I
Speaker 3: mean you said you were Catholic. I grew up heavily Christian.
Speaker 3: I literally knew girls who saved themselves for marriage, and
Speaker 3: I knew a girl whose first kiss with her husband
Speaker 3: was on the fucking altar, and so so I grew
Speaker 3: up with that. I'm like this, Yeah it was. It
Speaker 3: was fucking wild, but yeah, super conservative Christian household. Like
Speaker 3: all my friends were like that, so it wasn't unheard
Speaker 3: of for me. I was really weird that she had
Speaker 3: an only fan, so I was fishing. I was like,
Speaker 3: come on, it's a marketing employee, come on, tell me, like,
Speaker 3: be honest.
Speaker 1: I'm also other than people like Sophie Ran lied and
Speaker 1: said that they were virgins over the years, and I
Speaker 1: look at it and I whatever, I'm like, next post,
Speaker 1: like I don't believe you.
Speaker 2: It's like, wow, I've played these games before a way
Speaker 2: to make a couple of million dollars.
Speaker 3: So yeah, yeah, smart marketing again.
Speaker 1: Yeah.
Speaker 2: I just I did like method acting, and it like
Speaker 2: fucking took over my life. I got too invested in
Speaker 2: my being a virgin, so lied to him.
Speaker 3: So in a sense, so after we FaceTime, we're talking
Speaker 3: every day whatever. I guess on the side, she's keeping
Speaker 3: it a secret from whoever she was with at the time,
Speaker 3: and she comes out to Phoenix because I'm in Tucsons,
Speaker 3: so Phoenix is a two hour commute. She comes out
Speaker 3: to one of your best friends birthday parties in Phoenix. Yeah,
Speaker 3: and I'm going up every day, hanging out with her
Speaker 3: all day, going back to Tucson to film content and
Speaker 3: keep my construction DIY stuff going on, and every day
Speaker 3: back and forth. I'm going we hang out for a
Speaker 3: week straight, a little bit of fooling around, but she
Speaker 3: won't do anything like She's like yeah, and we had
Speaker 3: like a serious connection obviously, and just nothing happened. And
Speaker 3: I was like, I guess, yeah. I was like, I
Speaker 3: guess she's telling the truth because.
Speaker 1: I've never you knew she was in the relationship, no,
Speaker 1: the whole you were out of the relationship, but that
Speaker 1: there was a relationship.
Speaker 3: So she said she'd never been in a serious relationship.
Speaker 4: Okay, that poor guys go somewhere.
Speaker 1: Okay, were you were you ready to be done with
Speaker 1: him and that's why you're out here?
Speaker 2: TikTok icial But before that, I had already like cheated
Speaker 2: on him. I told him. I was hoping that was
Speaker 2: going to be like my easy way out and not
Speaker 2: have to, like, you know, break up with him. I
Speaker 2: was like, oh, sorry, I slept with the guy I
Speaker 2: was within high school. She was like, that's okay. I
Speaker 2: was like, I don't know, I don't know what to
Speaker 2: do now, so you know, wow, I was like, I
Speaker 2: was just very unhappy in the relationship.
Speaker 1: For a lot of people, that's how they break up.
Speaker 1: They go fuck somebody else and then they kind of
Speaker 1: use that as the jumping off point. I'm not.
Speaker 2: So that didn't work.
Speaker 4: Okay, So what happens after this week long non sex having?
Speaker 2: So I went back home to Texas.
Speaker 3: Well, before you left, I gotta stop you. Before you left,
Speaker 3: I said, so you're waiting for marriage and she's like yeah,
Speaker 3: And I said, all right, come back to Arizona. I'll
Speaker 3: have a ring for you. Like she thought I was joking,
Speaker 3: but I'm I'm kind of you.
Speaker 4: But were you just trying to fuck her or did
Speaker 4: you really want to marry her?
Speaker 3: I mean I had never hit it off with someone
Speaker 3: like that. Uh huh. Also, I'm in my thirties at
Speaker 3: the time. I'm thirty two now, but yeah, at the time,
Speaker 3: I was thirty and I'm like, I'm not doing long distance.
Speaker 3: She's in Texas, I'm in Arizona. How the fuck would
Speaker 3: that work for a relationship. But I really like her.
Speaker 3: It's like, maybe I just send it and say, you know,
Speaker 3: whatever happens.
Speaker 1: Is the part of you that was wondering, Like I
Speaker 1: don't feel like I could marry someone even if we
Speaker 1: got along in every way and I thought they were
Speaker 1: the most beautiful woman on earth. I gotta try the
Speaker 1: pussy out because sometimes the pussy is just weak as fuck.
Speaker 1: Like they could be beautiful, they got a great personality,
Speaker 1: but the pussy just don't feel right.
Speaker 3: I could tell. I mean, you know, she let me
Speaker 3: finger her, so that should have been a red flag.
Speaker 3: She's not a she's not a urgent. So I got
Speaker 3: to I got to feel the feel the grip, and
Speaker 3: I was like, I could work with grip.
Speaker 1: I think I could probably get by with a fingering. Yeah.
Speaker 3: Yeah, I think that's.
Speaker 1: All I need to really know. I mean, I'm forever
Speaker 1: in fear that the girl could be trans too, So
Speaker 1: I mean, I.
Speaker 4: Guess girls are the same way a guy could be
Speaker 4: a total package, pulls his pants down too small, too small.
Speaker 1: I mean, you're probably out. It's not gonna work, right.
Speaker 2: I don't care about Dick's eyes at all.
Speaker 1: Clip Farming, I don't believe it. It's like they don't
Speaker 1: have a dick.
Speaker 4: The his dick fell off tomorrow.
Speaker 2: I wouldn't care.
Speaker 1: Like she got a heart of gold.
Speaker 3: I do.
Speaker 2: I'm a very loyal person, you know.
Speaker 3: Yeah, but yeah, I mean, come on one inch. But
Speaker 3: for what it's worth, she does have a very small pussy,
Speaker 3: so she could work with less than a lot of girls.
Speaker 3: And yeah, I like it.
Speaker 1: So okay, he tells you I want to marry you?
Speaker 1: Or how does this go?
Speaker 2: So I went back home to Texas and then I
Speaker 2: was like, yeah, fuck this, I'm leaving. I packed up
Speaker 2: my car and then I told my boyfriend. At that
Speaker 2: I was like, I'm going to go like find myself.
Speaker 2: I need to like work on myself.
Speaker 1: And you were living with him at this point.
Speaker 2: Yeah, he was living with me at my house and.
Speaker 1: He was cool with that, didn't ask too many questions, but.
Speaker 2: I think he kind of just knew, you know, I
Speaker 2: was being a little like you know, So I left,
Speaker 2: drove all the way to Arizona, and then we went
Speaker 2: to go up to Sedona. And my plan was to
Speaker 2: go up there with him, have a nice little airbnb
Speaker 2: that we stay in, and I was going to like
Speaker 2: come clean and fucking tell him everything the first night
Speaker 2: that we got there. So then he takes me to
Speaker 2: a wine bar. We do a wine tasting, and he's like, hey,
Speaker 2: do you want to go like for a sunset hike
Speaker 2: And I was like, oh my god, I love a
Speaker 2: sunset hike, Like yeah, let's go. And then we go
Speaker 2: and he's filming his video for his TikTok and I thought,
Speaker 2: you know, he just needed me for a clip. I
Speaker 2: turned around and then I turned back around and this
Speaker 2: motherfucker's on one knee and I'm like, uh oh, Like oh,
Speaker 2: he doesn't know I have a boyfriend. That's very scary.
Speaker 2: And I didn't say yes or no. I was just like, uh,
Speaker 2: looked at my video.
Speaker 3: I was like, I know, it's still a great video.
Speaker 3: You can find it.
Speaker 1: Yeah, it's almost better if you don't commit it.
Speaker 3: Yeah, So it makes sense, you know, but you got
Speaker 3: like I've lived my entire life like just spontaneous for
Speaker 3: the most part. It feels like the less thought I
Speaker 3: put into something, the better it turns out for me.
Speaker 3: So I'm like, you know, it kind of makes sense.
Speaker 3: It tracks that I would propose to somebody I've known
Speaker 3: for like a week.
Speaker 1: It's not yeah, but did you low key know that
Speaker 1: you wanted to say yes? Okay?
Speaker 2: Yeah, because like he literally had given me everything I
Speaker 2: have ever wanted in like a man or in a
Speaker 2: relationship within two, like two weeks of knowing him.
Speaker 3: Yeah, faced homeless man in a van.
Speaker 2: Yeah.
Speaker 1: So then do you end up telling him, actually, I've
Speaker 1: been in a relationship for seven years.
Speaker 5: Yeah.
Speaker 2: I literally came clean about my entire fucking life, like
Speaker 2: start to finish, And I was like, so you can
Speaker 2: either take the ring back and we don't have to
Speaker 2: be together, or if you still want to marry me,
Speaker 2: then sure, And.
Speaker 1: He was like, Okay, did you feel betrayed, Like, yeah,
Speaker 1: it was rough.
Speaker 3: It was I'm not going to sit here and be
Speaker 3: like I was all peachy, you know, it's fine. You know,
Speaker 3: I'm not that you know.
Speaker 4: It was.
Speaker 3: It was rough a lot of emotion, for sure, But
Speaker 3: but I was firm. I'm like, there's no fucking way
Speaker 3: I'm taking that ring back.
Speaker 1: You know.
Speaker 3: I'm like, I'm were you the most first that she
Speaker 3: was in a vision no, the lies, the lies, and
Speaker 3: the boyfriend, because like when she's like I think she started, Yeah,
Speaker 3: you started off by saying you're not a virgin, and
Speaker 3: I'm like, okay, like I knew that kind of like,
Speaker 3: but but then the boyfriend thing was like eight years
Speaker 3: he's been with this guy. What Yeah, that was crazy.
Speaker 3: But yeah, and then I'm like, okay, I'm marrying a liar,
Speaker 3: but you know, but.
Speaker 1: So then you had to go back home and break
Speaker 1: up with the guy.
Speaker 2: I had to call him.
Speaker 1: You called him and broke up with him even though
Speaker 1: he lived in them that's kind of scary.
Speaker 2: I was like, yeah, so you're gonna have to get
Speaker 2: out of my house. Oh no, he literally like trash
Speaker 2: the place, stole he stole so much of my stuff.
Speaker 2: I had to call the police on him because he
Speaker 2: was like undoing all my security cameras. I didn't know
Speaker 2: what was going on in my house, I know what,
Speaker 2: like my cats were.
Speaker 1: Okay, he's probably watching this right now, mad as fuck.
Speaker 2: I hope.
Speaker 4: So.
Speaker 2: I hope he's doing well.
Speaker 1: Yeah, yeah, so you don't hate him, but but you
Speaker 1: want him to watch those fucking sucks.
Speaker 2: How you can like know somebody for so long and
Speaker 2: then just become strangers overnight, Like I thought we could
Speaker 2: have at least stayed friends or vice versa.
Speaker 3: I go from strangers to you know, and engagement.
Speaker 1: If he gets a girl hotter than you, then you
Speaker 1: could probably be cool again. Perhaps, But as as of now,
Speaker 1: I don't think he's not going to stomach this. Probably
Speaker 1: he's going to have to feel like he ended up
Speaker 1: in a better place than where he was at with you,
Speaker 1: which I'm kind of guessing is just not going to
Speaker 1: be easy for him.
Speaker 2: Probably.
Speaker 4: Was he toutted?
Speaker 2: No? No, I wanted him to be touted and.
Speaker 1: He wouldn't do it. Was he just a total square?
Speaker 1: What did you do a firefighter?
Speaker 3: No?
Speaker 2: He was actually a firearm instructor.
Speaker 1: Oh that was weird that I still had the word
Speaker 1: fire in.
Speaker 3: It like this, that is not going to kill me?
Speaker 3: Is he kill you?
Speaker 4: So you proposed to her, she kind of breaks your
Speaker 4: heart by coming clean. How long after this do you
Speaker 4: guys finally get to have sex since you're like.
Speaker 3: Sad, Well, no, we had sex the night I proposed,
Speaker 3: so prior to the confession. Yeah, it was great sex.
Speaker 1: Was it magic?
Speaker 3: It was? It was good. It was really good. Yeah,
Speaker 3: so that that kind of eased my suffering a bit.
Speaker 3: But we got through it and and it's like, you know,
Speaker 3: I'm no fucking saints, so it's like all right, whatever,
Speaker 3: you know, people have their faults and still loved her
Speaker 3: to death, so it's like I'm not I'm not going
Speaker 3: to throw this away. And I'm like, you know what,
Speaker 3: at least we'll get the you know, the relationship hardships
Speaker 3: out of the way, like from the jump. And it
Speaker 3: actually it was you know, you know, we struggled for
Speaker 3: a while there, like trust and back and forth. And
Speaker 3: I think after like six months though, we were we
Speaker 3: were pretty cool.
Speaker 1: Did you just immediately like say that you were in
Speaker 1: a relationship online or did you kind of wait to
Speaker 1: be open about it on social media? Since you guys
Speaker 1: were already like doing a lot on social media and
Speaker 1: only depends on everything.
Speaker 2: I mean, So he posted our engagement video and then
Speaker 2: I just was like, hey, I'm in, I'm in a
Speaker 2: relationship now, he he here I am.
Speaker 4: And did you tell your audience at that point that
Speaker 4: you were just kidding about being a virgin or when
Speaker 4: did that happen?
Speaker 3: That was, Yeah, we had to think that one through
Speaker 3: because because we did have like a perfect marketing game.
Speaker 2: Yeah, we thought like, oh, yeah, yeah.
Speaker 3: She's married, let's drop the sex tape. So we could
Speaker 3: have just rolled with it, but I think I think
Speaker 3: we were both a little opposed to that after like
Speaker 3: kind of betraying each other's trus was just let's just
Speaker 3: be honest.
Speaker 1: And do you just start having all these crazy sexual
Speaker 1: experiences on OnlyFans right away?
Speaker 2: No, it took us about a year to film.
Speaker 1: And.
Speaker 2: We didn't start. We didn't film our first sex tape
Speaker 2: until it.
Speaker 3: Was six months, like six months.
Speaker 1: Yeah.
Speaker 3: We waited till the following year for tax purposes too,
Speaker 3: because since we both had our solo pages, we wanted
Speaker 3: a joined page for the actual sex tapes involving both
Speaker 3: of us. So now we got my solo page, her
Speaker 3: solo page, and then we have our couple's page where all,
Speaker 3: you know, the actual sex happens, because he'd be surprised
Speaker 3: like the amount of men who do not want to
Speaker 3: look at a dick on her page and all the
Speaker 3: gay dudes on mine who don't want to look at
Speaker 3: a woman, So we kind of had to switch that up.
Speaker 1: Wow, that's so interesting because your fan base was guys
Speaker 1: who appreciated you for the virgin thing, so that that
Speaker 1: audience doesn't really want there to be a dick.
Speaker 2: Yeah, But I mean I have fans who won't even
Speaker 2: look at a dildo, Like if I send dildo content,
Speaker 2: they're like, I don't want to see that, Like I'm
Speaker 2: gay if I look at that, I'm like, oh no.
Speaker 1: As a person who does content with a lot of
Speaker 1: like wrap coded dudes, that's like a sentiment that is
Speaker 1: almost impossible to imagine because it's so weird. But it's like, no,
Speaker 1: watching porn is gay because there are dicks in it.
Speaker 1: Like people say that and they're serious, and it's it's
Speaker 1: so crazy. They're strange for me as someone who I've
Speaker 1: never even thought about master bean until lesbian porn.
Speaker 4: There are some guys who love lesbian porn.
Speaker 1: I can never jerk off to like a video of
Speaker 1: a girl just touching herself, Like, no, get a dick
Speaker 1: in there, come on.
Speaker 4: But if she's talking you through what you're going to do,
Speaker 4: I don't need a j O.
Speaker 1: I I'm good. Oh god, I'm all right.
Speaker 3: I did that one.
Speaker 1: I know. Okay. So on his info, she said basically
Speaker 1: that y'all do some real child ship. What was the hey,
Speaker 1: I want you to peg me conversation?
Speaker 2: Like I wanted it was me?
Speaker 3: Oh actually yeah wait. She actually really wanted to peg
Speaker 3: me for a long time because she hadn't done that.
Speaker 3: I had, you know, I had done it with an
Speaker 3: Ax a long time ago, and I was like, yeah, okay,
Speaker 3: I'll let you do it. And then all of their
Speaker 3: subs were like fuck them in the ass.
Speaker 4: So it's like, all right, I'll make some money gay fans.
Speaker 3: Yeah yeah, So definitely done a lot of gay baiting,
Speaker 3: and it's just like kind of the norm at this point.
Speaker 3: It's like people who pay money on OnlyFans are guys.
Speaker 3: You know, there's a few girls, but you.
Speaker 1: Got to when you first got on only fans, you
Speaker 1: weren't expecting to do anything gay adjacent.
Speaker 3: I did like a little mostly customs though limited like
Speaker 3: but not like solo ship okay, you know, because that
Speaker 3: was stuff, But I don't I don't work with other
Speaker 3: men like directly.
Speaker 1: I've had this conversation with a lot of people, which
Speaker 1: is kind of like dudes think they're going to be
Speaker 1: able to start an only fans and just fuck a
Speaker 1: bunch of girls on it and that that's gonna work
Speaker 1: for them, and then I'm like, no, the reality is
Speaker 1: is that your fans are going to be largely gay dudes,
Speaker 1: and they don't give a fuck about seeing you bang
Speaker 1: a new chick, Like that's what you're into, That's not
Speaker 1: what your audience is going to be into. So you
Speaker 1: just kind of got like pushed more and more like,
Speaker 1: ah shit, this is what they want to see me do,
Speaker 1: so I guess I'm going to have to do it.
Speaker 3: Yeah, pretty much. I mean you just cater to their
Speaker 3: tastes and yeah, exactly, you know you've got It's it's
Speaker 3: mostly men on there, so it's a it's a struggle
Speaker 3: for the solo male creators, but it's hard.
Speaker 2: For any just kind of hot girl to peg you.
Speaker 3: Yeah, that's the easiest find a hot girl.
Speaker 1: To peg you really, so that went crazy?
Speaker 3: It's good. Yeah, not our like biggest events. Some of
Speaker 3: our collabse have have popped off more, but yeah, we have.
Speaker 3: We have a lot of like a lot of like
Speaker 3: almost my entire social media audiences like blue collar men
Speaker 3: from the DIY stuff, So they don't really give a
Speaker 3: shit about me. They watch my stuff. They're like, oh, yeah,
Speaker 3: this motherfucker's cool, but his wife's hot. I want to
Speaker 3: see her get fucks. But like you know, and that's
Speaker 3: how we get a lot of our traffic.
Speaker 1: But yeah, because like we have a friend who we
Speaker 1: always knew him to just be a heterosexual content creator,
Speaker 1: and I haven't seen that much of him over the
Speaker 1: last couple of years. And then one day I'm scrolling
Speaker 1: through Twitter and I see him like folding a man's ass,
Speaker 1: like a hairy man ass, and like almost even like
Speaker 1: I think it was like licking the cheek, and I
Speaker 1: was just like, oh shit, they got you, bro, Like
Speaker 1: he just I guess he just realized, like O row
Speaker 1: the bags at and it was kind of true. I
Speaker 1: respect it, but also like that would be a big
Speaker 1: thing for me to do.
Speaker 4: I mean, I feel like if you didn't have no
Speaker 4: jumper and you were starting an OnlyFans. Would you not
Speaker 4: be tempted?
Speaker 1: Tempted is one thing? Sure? Yeah?
Speaker 2: Wait, so you've never been pegged? Would you be pegged?
Speaker 1: No?
Speaker 2: Would you peck him on it?
Speaker 4: I would not want to peg him.
Speaker 1: I'm looking for a new bitch. It's just too closed mind.
Speaker 1: And now I'm just kidding. Yeah, I know. I feel
Speaker 1: like it's like all the the hip hop stuff has
Speaker 1: kind of like convinced me I can't get pegged, which
Speaker 1: is almost a shame.
Speaker 2: It's fun, you should try it, Yeah, I don't know.
Speaker 1: Very early in our relationship, she was drunk and she
Speaker 1: tried to stick a finger in my asshole with an
Speaker 1: acrylic nail. Oh, and it cupt me and I was mad.
Speaker 5: He didn't even learn with the finger and I barely
Speaker 5: just barely never went in, So you know it was
Speaker 5: it was just a poke trying to fuck me in
Speaker 5: the ass.
Speaker 4: Remember that moment.
Speaker 1: Yeah, our asses were not made equal? Well, No, I
Speaker 1: respected though, for sure. Okay, how long did it take
Speaker 1: before you guys started fucking other people? And was it
Speaker 1: girls before guys or it's.
Speaker 2: Always been girls?
Speaker 1: Yeah?
Speaker 3: We haven't. We literally like just involved another guy in
Speaker 3: content like three days ago, so probably by the time
Speaker 3: this airs, it'll be out. But it's not even out yet.
Speaker 3: We haven't told anybody, so so yeah, up until here,
Speaker 3: it's all her collabs have been with other women or couples,
Speaker 3: like soft swaps, like I'll fuck their wife and then
Speaker 3: you know, she'll like blow.
Speaker 1: Full blown vaginal until a few days ago. Was it
Speaker 1: hard for you to watch him fuck other girls or no?
Speaker 1: That was all good, but I'm assuming it was challenging
Speaker 1: for you to wrap your head around the idea of
Speaker 1: another dick going in her guy waited a while.
Speaker 3: Not really. I dated another girl prior to her that
Speaker 3: that was a creator, and she fucked another dude and
Speaker 3: I was like whatever, And then I fucked another girl
Speaker 3: and she lost her ship and really that was That
Speaker 3: was an experience.
Speaker 1: But was there any particular reason, what did you like
Speaker 1: show the other girl too much affection or something?
Speaker 3: Oh? Man, I don't know. I think I think.
Speaker 2: She's just a nut.
Speaker 3: Yeah, that was it. I just I think we did
Speaker 3: We did a scene on a porch and she like
Speaker 3: was like, what the fuck you did an outdoor scene.
Speaker 3: We've never done an outdoor scene.
Speaker 1: I'm like, what is it matter?
Speaker 3: So yeah, to me, it's it's the job, you know. Yeah,
Speaker 3: we work a weird fucking job, but it's fun nine
Speaker 3: of the time and it pays, so you know, do
Speaker 3: what you gotta do.
Speaker 1: I almost start doing some like that. You fucked him
Speaker 1: on a boat. I never fucked you on a boat.
Speaker 4: I mean, you want to rent a yacht for me
Speaker 4: to fuck you on? I will, nah, but I thought you'll.
Speaker 1: Get a little rowboat.
Speaker 2: At kayak Yeah, canoe something like that.
Speaker 1: Okay, So you guys, like, what what is life like
Speaker 1: living and shooting porn in the It's not a van,
Speaker 1: what's called You're just fucking in the vent?
Speaker 2: So actually you.
Speaker 3: Haul because my van broke down side to rent a
Speaker 3: U haul. So yeah, we fucked in the back of
Speaker 3: the U haul early on. But yeah, we weren't posting
Speaker 3: our content yet.
Speaker 1: Oh but so you guys don't really fucking what's it airstream?
Speaker 2: I mean we have fucked in the airstream.
Speaker 3: Yeah, I got it pregnant in the airstream.
Speaker 1: Whoa, and you got rid of it, I'm assuming.
Speaker 2: Yeah, I got knocked up at a trailer park.
Speaker 1: Yeah, huh, that's hot. Yeah, wait, but so you just
Speaker 1: it's not ideal for filming or anything like.
Speaker 2: No, it gets pretty cramped. The lighting in there is
Speaker 2: kind of shit, you know, and obviously if anybody outside
Speaker 2: of it will just see it, you know, rocking and
Speaker 2: bouncing and just it's.
Speaker 1: So preferred is to go out into nature or something
Speaker 1: and do it like that, or get a hotel room.
Speaker 2: Okay, that's in a house as well, but don't.
Speaker 1: You also have a house.
Speaker 3: Yeah, yeah, so you know, she she moved from Texas
Speaker 3: immediately up to Phoenix because I was like, don't come
Speaker 3: to Tucsons. Tuson's kind of a shithole, to be honest.
Speaker 3: You have friends, and there are nice parts at Tuson,
Speaker 3: don't get me wrong. But move to Phoenix where you
Speaker 3: have friends. I'll come up and see you, you know,
Speaker 3: all the time. So she had an apartment in Scottsdale
Speaker 3: for like nine months after we initially got engaged, and
Speaker 3: then she moved down to Tucson with me. So she
Speaker 3: has an apartment there. I have my property still where
Speaker 3: I'm building the houses and all that, but those aren't
Speaker 3: really close to being done and those will probably be
Speaker 3: rentals down the road anyway. So yeah, we have a
Speaker 3: proper house.
Speaker 2: Yeah, but well anywhere yeah.
Speaker 1: Oh shit, wow, I love it, very.
Speaker 4: Very fascinating story. So you guys have been together how
Speaker 4: long now almost.
Speaker 3: Almost our one year marriage anniversary.
Speaker 4: Did you guys have a proper wedding or did you
Speaker 4: guys like go to the courthouse?
Speaker 2: So we got a loped in Norway. Oh it was fun.
Speaker 3: It was fun just the two of us and the
Speaker 3: two photographers and then but yeah, on paper we got
Speaker 3: married at the courthouse. Was it prior to going to
Speaker 3: Norway after? Yeah? But uh yeah, Norway was beautiful, so
Speaker 3: good choice.
Speaker 2: And I'm not like we didn't want to have a
Speaker 2: real wedding.
Speaker 3: Just no, I don't talk to my family. We had
Speaker 3: a huge falling out when I started doing the only
Speaker 3: fans and the porn shit.
Speaker 1: So really they haven't relented or anything, no.
Speaker 3: And I just want I was fed up. I'm like,
Speaker 3: you know, we had a long religious so oh my
Speaker 3: mom was very religious and then my dad. I never
Speaker 3: knew that well. I like I'd go out to Long
Speaker 3: Island and meet with him on weekends from like thirteen
Speaker 3: to seventeen. But after that, like we just never really
Speaker 3: built a bond. I didn't grow up with them, so
Speaker 3: I don't talk to that side of the family. But yeah,
Speaker 3: Mom's side is pretty religious, so that never flew well
Speaker 3: with her. Time to cut ties.
Speaker 1: And so how do you do the ayes? Like do
Speaker 1: you just kind of clamp it real quick with the
Speaker 1: needle and it just turns the whole thing black.
Speaker 3: It's syringes. So they inject it. They go in depending
Speaker 3: on like the color. A lot of people do the
Speaker 3: solid black. You can get that in like one or
Speaker 3: two injections, but because I have like a gray wash,
Speaker 3: there's some like marbling to it. I think we did
Speaker 3: three injections in each eye and then I had to
Speaker 3: get a touch up like a year later. And yeah,
Speaker 3: just just little, tiny, little needle they go in under
Speaker 3: the top of the.
Speaker 1: It doesn't change your vision at all.
Speaker 4: I was just going to say, do you have to
Speaker 4: go to the optometrist like more frequently than other.
Speaker 3: No, I've never been. I see fine. I mean there
Speaker 3: have been people who have gotten fucked up from it.
Speaker 3: You know, people have gone blind, lost an eye over it.
Speaker 3: But the guy who did mine is like the originator.
Speaker 3: He like started the procedure. I used to follow him
Speaker 3: like on the BME zine back in like the mid
Speaker 3: two thousands, all the gnarly fucking body mod stuff. So
Speaker 3: I saw them like learning how to tattoo eyes, so
Speaker 3: I always knew i'd go to him. But there's been
Speaker 3: a lot of like South American guys who have just
Speaker 3: fucked around and like blinded people and.
Speaker 1: They wow, if you could remove one of his tattoos,
Speaker 1: which would it be good?
Speaker 3: Question?
Speaker 1: Is there any of them that you don't really?
Speaker 2: I guess maybe the one on his foot. He doesn't
Speaker 2: like that one.
Speaker 3: So it's just scribbles.
Speaker 4: What is this red one?
Speaker 3: So that scarification? Yeah, yeah, so that was done with scalpels.
Speaker 3: They just cut away your skin and peel it off
Speaker 3: and then it heals. So this is also so this
Speaker 3: was solid black originally, and then scarification was done over
Speaker 3: so it kind of like moves the ink and then
Speaker 3: kind of leaves like a light white scarring if it's
Speaker 3: done over to skin. So that's what the pink one is.
Speaker 1: Part of me feels like I should have done my
Speaker 1: hair like that.
Speaker 2: Didn't she used to be blonde.
Speaker 1: Every couple of years, I feel like down my hair blonde.
Speaker 1: It takes so god like this this was like, I've
Speaker 1: been wanting to shave my head for a while, so
Speaker 1: I'm going to do it.
Speaker 4: I don't really like you with the blonde, but if
Speaker 4: you didn't like it, I.
Speaker 1: Think I did the wrong blonde last time.
Speaker 3: Though it took a bit, took a few different toners
Speaker 3: to get it looking. I like it.
Speaker 4: But yeah, it's like a higher pain intolerance than most people.
Speaker 4: Would you say, or is he kind of a baby
Speaker 4: and he just does it anyways?
Speaker 3: It depends on the pain. I mean for tattooing and
Speaker 3: your body mod stuff. I'm pretty good. But we did
Speaker 3: like a cold plunge the other day.
Speaker 1: I care for cold a baby with that, but the
Speaker 1: creator's ink one. Yeah, everybody in La only fans world,
Speaker 1: that's their first cold plunch myself as well.
Speaker 3: What else a cold tents? And then oh when I
Speaker 3: get sick?
Speaker 5: Oh gone, I thought, oh man, this is what I
Speaker 5: was thinking of, like every every guy, like when when
Speaker 5: I seen him get chatted and he's like, it's really
Speaker 5: painful for him, and then it's like you have so
Speaker 5: many and then if you get sick, it's kind.
Speaker 2: Of like dying.
Speaker 1: If I get sick, I just use it as an
Speaker 1: excuse to just wallow in my own sadness for days.
Speaker 2: To be taken care of.
Speaker 1: No. I got a cold recently and I had to
Speaker 1: podcast like every day, all day for like four or
Speaker 1: five days, and that was pretty rough. But that is
Speaker 1: what it is. Yeah, thank you for ship that. I like,
Speaker 1: a You're talking about him like he's like the craziest
Speaker 1: freaking nature ever, and I'm.
Speaker 3: Like the tongue too.
Speaker 4: I didn't talk about like freaking nature. I really get
Speaker 4: his scarification, which I've never seen before, and I'm like, oh,
Speaker 4: did you.
Speaker 3: Notice the ear?
Speaker 1: So he chopped off.
Speaker 3: With a hexagon little he so that's just like a
Speaker 3: silicone implant.
Speaker 2: Now I have his ear in a jar on my desk.
Speaker 4: The reactions on my face of this episode are going
Speaker 4: to be crazy because that just scared the shit out
Speaker 4: of me.
Speaker 2: Really.
Speaker 3: Yes, fun fact when I just realized I knew this
Speaker 3: for a little bit. I have the same birthday as
Speaker 3: van Go who cut off his ear and gave it
Speaker 3: to a prostitute. So when I cut off my ear,
Speaker 3: I TAXI dirmat it. I did. I made it a
Speaker 3: sweat specimen and I gave it to my wore wife.
Speaker 3: That's a gift.
Speaker 2: You guys are the same.
Speaker 1: Modern van Is that like a prize possession of it?
Speaker 3: Wow, it's great.
Speaker 2: Is it molding because it has like form aldehyde and
Speaker 2: everything in it, so it's like properly preserved.
Speaker 1: Is there a part of my body that I could
Speaker 1: give you that I would appreciate? Yeah?
Speaker 3: Now, so.
Speaker 2: You can make it a cute little necklace.
Speaker 1: I don't want to fuck up my stability.
Speaker 4: I'm like very squeamish. I don't like getting my blood drawn.
Speaker 4: I don't want to look. They're like, do you want
Speaker 4: us to count you down? And like, just do it?
Speaker 2: Do it?
Speaker 4: Just fucking do it.
Speaker 1: You're the normy of the studio.
Speaker 4: I am such a normy and I'm okay.
Speaker 1: Thought you've actually done more body modifications than he has.
Speaker 1: It's just mostly transferring a fat around your body.
Speaker 4: But I have to be put out for it. I
Speaker 4: don't see anything like I know they've filmed me for
Speaker 4: my surgeries and the doctor will post it on their
Speaker 4: Instagram or their snapchat. Refuse to watch, really don't want
Speaker 4: to see it, really watch? I mean, you saw me
Speaker 4: getting cut open for the C section? Was that fun
Speaker 4: for you?
Speaker 1: I couldn't, like one hundred percent see it.
Speaker 4: They take out your organs and then they put it back.
Speaker 1: I like see that they were doing it. Yeah, I
Speaker 1: mean just like seeing somebody cut you open.
Speaker 4: Was like, no, not fun.
Speaker 3: I don't want to see. She watches all this shit happened.
Speaker 3: She filmed getting chopped.
Speaker 4: Off, and did they numb it?
Speaker 3: They have, they have their trade secret secrets, so yeah they.
Speaker 4: I'm over here asking chat GBC for like the best
Speaker 4: get care routine possible, and you are literally purposefully cutting
Speaker 4: into your skin and creating damage on purpose.
Speaker 3: It's crazy.
Speaker 4: It looks cool though, it looks very cool. Now. You
Speaker 4: have a great look, and I feel like this, this
Speaker 4: obviously has made you so much money and you found
Speaker 4: the right girl, because I don't think a lot of
Speaker 4: women would be impressed by an ear lobe piece.
Speaker 3: Oh no.
Speaker 2: Whenever he told me he wanted a tattoo his eyes,
Speaker 2: I was like, you shouldn't do it tomorrow.
Speaker 1: Wow, there's part of me that looks like him and
Speaker 1: feels like I should have kept getting tattooed like my face.
Speaker 4: He has more cool points than you.
Speaker 1: It's just more like attension getting It's like more memorable,
Speaker 1: you know where It's like I look at like plost
Speaker 1: Malone and like little Zaan, all these people over the
Speaker 1: years where it's like they became such memes by getting
Speaker 1: on the fucking face tattoos. And I feel like I
Speaker 1: got the Lisa Simpson and then had a little bit
Speaker 1: of regret in terms of just like, god, damn, I
Speaker 1: really like put that kind of like all the way
Speaker 1: on my face and just never got any like really
Speaker 1: bold face tattoos after that. But there is part of
Speaker 1: me that's like, you should have got fucking mister Burns
Speaker 1: on your cheek or something like, just just to be
Speaker 1: a better meme. Like the guy who has the fucking
Speaker 1: Ann Frank tattooed on his face. I will never forget that.
Speaker 3: That's hilarious.
Speaker 1: I mean that blue face, you know.
Speaker 3: Oh my god.
Speaker 4: The first time I showed my grandmother a photo of
Speaker 4: him when we first started dating, she was genuinely like scared,
Speaker 4: which was why I asked how it went with your
Speaker 4: family with him?
Speaker 2: Yeah, I mean, well my mom was very scared. And
Speaker 2: then a lot of my like close personal friends were
Speaker 2: asking if I was like Okay, They're like, are you
Speaker 2: being trafficked? Like are you?
Speaker 4: And have you ever been to jail?
Speaker 3: No?
Speaker 4: Because that's the I feel like the assumption that people
Speaker 4: make when they see someone.
Speaker 3: I've never I've never had any run ins other than
Speaker 3: a dui in my early twenties. That was it.
Speaker 1: But I do say good white guys get different kind
Speaker 1: of tattoos and Jill oh.
Speaker 4: I don't want to know any about this.
Speaker 1: I don't. I'm just saying that, like those are like
Speaker 1: more artistic.
Speaker 3: If I ever had to go, i'd probably fare. Okay,
Speaker 3: you know, I can. I can do some pretty sick
Speaker 3: stick and poke tattoos.
Speaker 1: And have you ever made a knife out of a
Speaker 1: ceiling fan blade? That kind of thing is what you're
Speaker 1: gonna have to learn, jail. I guess.
Speaker 4: Also, yeah, on the straight, so don't let them know
Speaker 4: you like getting pegged.
Speaker 3: I know, right, are you out there now?
Speaker 1: Are you totally natural? Would you ever get anything done?
Speaker 1: Or are you committed to it?
Speaker 2: I thought about maybe doing like a full on bodysuit,
Speaker 2: since I have a clean slate, you know, but like
Speaker 2: was a body see like a tat tattoo like full black,
Speaker 2: well not full black, but like there's like a concept
Speaker 2: but for people who want to get the entire body
Speaker 2: suit of tattoos, because most people start by getting you know,
Speaker 2: just like a tattoo here, tattoo there, but having a
Speaker 2: completely clean slate is like a tattoo artist dream to
Speaker 2: just completely blast over something the entire body. I'm twenty eight,
Speaker 2: twenty eight.
Speaker 1: I mean, I feel like because when I met her,
Speaker 1: she was like open to getting tattoos, and somehow I
Speaker 1: was fairly wise and I was like, no, don't do it,
Speaker 1: Like you just don't want to do it. You're like,
Speaker 1: you're pure, You're natural.
Speaker 4: I also just could never do it because I don't
Speaker 4: have the pain tolerance for it, Like I just would
Speaker 4: not be I didn't know this.
Speaker 1: I didn't know how much of a thing it is
Speaker 1: in the porn world. But you're either like tattooed or
Speaker 1: you're not, and that not is probably like easier to monetize.
Speaker 2: Yeah, I'm still definitely like teetering on the idea. I'm
Speaker 2: going to think about it for like another year or
Speaker 2: two and decide if I fully want to do it.
Speaker 2: But I know one thing I will do is split
Speaker 2: my tongue whenever he does his as well. Really wow,
Speaker 2: because it'd be really fun.
Speaker 4: It would be fun.
Speaker 1: She's squeamish.
Speaker 4: I am, so you think the actual act of it
Speaker 4: happening will be fun, or just having it having it.
Speaker 2: Would be fun because a lot of people ask it's like, well,
Speaker 2: somebody like me so clean slate next to a demon.
Speaker 2: It's like yeah, it's like do you have anything, like
Speaker 2: if he's all tatted, and I could just be like no.
Speaker 3: But I don't know, you know, yeah, it makes sense
Speaker 3: to how many tattoos. I love someone with no tattoos.
Speaker 3: I think she'd look awesome with like an entire bodysuit
Speaker 3: as well. But like for our work, it doesn't make
Speaker 3: sense because you'd have to be getting tattooed like every
Speaker 3: week for years, and then you'd have all the awkward stages,
Speaker 3: and you know, people love just natural looking girls, so
Speaker 3: it like doesn't fit. But if someday you retire and
Speaker 3: you're like, I want to body see, I'd be.
Speaker 1: Like, all right, have you thought about going full porn
Speaker 1: star with it shooting mainstream and doing stuff like that.
Speaker 2: I've had thoughts about it, but I just really like
Speaker 2: making all my content very like genuine and authentic. I
Speaker 2: don't like acting. I don't like putting on a show,
Speaker 2: so I just prefer to keep it more on like
Speaker 2: the amateur side produce everything ourselves at it everything ourselves.
Speaker 2: So it's fun.
Speaker 3: Yeah, they're working with mainstream performing.
Speaker 2: I love working with mainstream.
Speaker 3: Yeah. They're all super solid, like very professional, like just easy,
Speaker 3: you know, cut and dry. We've all been bubbly the
Speaker 3: ones we've met.
Speaker 1: Especially once you've had a bunch of disasters with like
Speaker 1: random people you met on Instagram, then you'll really appreciate
Speaker 1: somebody who's like major studio vetted because typically they're there's
Speaker 1: no risk, they're just going to be straight up, you know.
Speaker 3: The only fans money is nice.
Speaker 1: So yeah, I mean it's really just like promotion for
Speaker 1: your only fans, you know, because the amount of money
Speaker 1: they're gonna pay is not really all that meaningful, but
Speaker 1: it does make you look good, introduce you to another audience,
Speaker 1: like really like Browsers and Vixen at the end of
Speaker 1: the day, like they might have their own business model,
Speaker 1: but for your purposes, it's basically like a series of
Speaker 1: Instagram shout outs. Yeah you know, but okay, so what
Speaker 1: drugs do you do if any I'm sure people ask
Speaker 1: that a lot. I'm just curious.
Speaker 3: I don't do recreationally. I'll still do like psychedelics. I'll
Speaker 3: do mushrooms. If somebody had good acid, I would take acid.
Speaker 3: That's pretty much it. I don't smoke, we don't do
Speaker 3: any hard drugs. I don't drink anymore. I go through phases.
Speaker 3: Last year I spent the entire year sober, and then
Speaker 3: early this year, you know, I was going through like
Speaker 3: a depressive phase. I'm like, why am I not drinking?
Speaker 3: Maybe it'll cheer me up a little bit. So I
Speaker 3: spent like three months drunk and I was miserable again.
Speaker 3: So I was like, I got go sober again. But yeah,
Speaker 3: so I just hopped on like fucking gear, like testosterone
Speaker 3: and on. It just started because I was like, you
Speaker 3: know what, it'd be kind of funny to see what
Speaker 3: happens to somebody who didn't even work out prior, Like
Speaker 3: would it make that big of a difference.
Speaker 1: And now you're working out?
Speaker 3: Yeah, now I work out daily. Taking that ship but yeah,
Speaker 3: and then you know, the face tattoos are are complements
Speaker 3: of of the zandemic a little bit, you know, xanax
Speaker 3: and probably partly your fault.
Speaker 1: Yeah, well sound Cloud or Lisa Simpson was that era
Speaker 1: as well. Yeah, so take a little xanax. You might
Speaker 1: want to get a Simpon's character in your face, you.
Speaker 2: Know, Oh great, so take xanaxmyl Yeah.
Speaker 3: I took that pretty hard for a few weeks and
Speaker 3: woke up with a giant blackout face tattoo and was like,
Speaker 3: I think I'll quit now now that I've properly ruined
Speaker 3: my life.
Speaker 1: But do you think it's too late for me to
Speaker 1: get a much of faceatoos? Do it?
Speaker 2: What's stopping you?
Speaker 1: You don't want me to know.
Speaker 4: I tried to get you to get that smaller. I
Speaker 4: was there, I said make it, and you did not
Speaker 4: listened to me.
Speaker 1: Okay, but if I like the cheeks and the forehead
Speaker 1: and everything, no, you're a post.
Speaker 4: I am a post all right.
Speaker 1: That sucks.
Speaker 4: I'm still controlling you.
Speaker 3: Just some like awkward stages too, I mean with any tattoos,
Speaker 3: but especially with the face, Like you're walking around in
Speaker 3: awkward stages like I look like looking back I was,
Speaker 3: I was. We were talking fuck for a while, like
Speaker 3: I don't.
Speaker 4: Like professional settings with you.
Speaker 1: You know it's like yeah, no, for sure, like I forget.
Speaker 1: But like before I was like pretty well known. People
Speaker 1: would come up to me all the time, and just
Speaker 1: ask about tattoos and it still happens like something like
Speaker 1: a fucking waiter like called me over the other day
Speaker 1: and was like, Hey, I'm thinking he's like gonna ask
Speaker 1: me for a self and he's like, I make tattoos
Speaker 1: you got, And I'm just like what I say? I
Speaker 1: was thinking, like, what the fuck is wrong with you?
Speaker 4: Like, do you go to Disneyland?
Speaker 3: We were just talking about that.
Speaker 4: I just like, I want to have a GoPro attached
Speaker 4: to the back of your head just to see you
Speaker 4: should behind their Yeah, like, I just know that people
Speaker 4: are looking. You know, I've seen you on Instagram, so
Speaker 4: I'm desensitized to it, I guess, But I just know
Speaker 4: that in these very normy spaces it must be weird.
Speaker 2: Yeah you want to go, but I'm afraid he's going
Speaker 2: to get kicked out.
Speaker 1: Just kick you out, weird aware.
Speaker 4: I feel like if you have too much colleavage showing,
Speaker 4: you're more likely to get kicked out than he is.
Speaker 3: For the Really, I'll just put on like a Star Wars.
Speaker 3: Hemet we could go if she wanted to go to
Speaker 3: Disney and I was like, yeah, that would go. But
Speaker 3: also we had the discussion so I'll let you guys wain,
Speaker 3: is it wrong of me to go to Disneyland because
Speaker 3: think about it. Maybe some like six year old kid,
Speaker 3: but maybe you know, an overseas kid comes to Disneyland
Speaker 3: and they're seeing Mickey Mouse and then they see like
Speaker 3: a fucking demon walking down the street.
Speaker 4: I have a kid who has a very tatted dad
Speaker 4: who barely noticed that he had tattoos until like a
Speaker 4: week ago. I think kids are, yes, there are definitely
Speaker 4: old are kids who you know will point out like, oh,
Speaker 4: that person's like in a wheelchair.
Speaker 3: Or what if.
Speaker 4: They will, But at the same time, kids are mostly
Speaker 4: just locked into whatever the fuck they're.
Speaker 2: Doing and they're not paying.
Speaker 4: Potentially they think it's cool and.
Speaker 1: They don't like have all the assumptions that an adult
Speaker 1: would have, Like an adult would think, oh it looks
Speaker 1: like a demon, he's probably on fentanyl, et cetera.
Speaker 3: But like a kid is just going to be like,
Speaker 3: oh cool, he drew on yeah markers like that's crazy.
Speaker 1: Yeah.
Speaker 4: So I would say it's it's just good to Japan
Speaker 4: certain places there.
Speaker 3: I've been there twice. I'm glad I did that prior
Speaker 3: to like this.
Speaker 1: If you like going out to the club Australia is
Speaker 1: not your friend because they like literally like turned me
Speaker 1: away at like a nightclub or two. You remember this, Yeah,
Speaker 1: oh I didn't remember that. They were like, and I
Speaker 1: don't even think it was going to have to rely
Speaker 1: on face tattoos. I think even the neck tattoos was
Speaker 1: enough thing, which is weird because it's like an anti
Speaker 1: gang thing or whatever. But it's like, I'm fucking America
Speaker 1: pussy as, Yeah.
Speaker 3: I have. That happened in Arizona. So there's a few
Speaker 3: Tucson clubs that won't let me in, even though, like
Speaker 3: scot I'm recognizable, Like as far as people go in Tucson,
Speaker 3: I think like I'm probably one of the more recognizable people.
Speaker 3: So like the fact that like security won't let me
Speaker 3: in is pretty odd to me. And they're like, ah,
Speaker 3: it's a cartel thing. I'm like, do I love cartel?
Speaker 3: Do you think I'm gonna take one of your girls?
Speaker 1: Border?
Speaker 3: Like I get it. And then I'll walk down and say, oh,
Speaker 3: what's up, Sean, Like come on in. I'm like, no,
Speaker 3: you guys just didn't let me in, Like what's going on?
Speaker 3: Same with old Town Scottsdale, Arizona's weird man.
Speaker 1: I mean, I remember I went to a bar before
Speaker 1: No Jumper and everything. I went to a bar in
Speaker 1: Long Beach and one of the security guards wasn't going
Speaker 1: to let me in because I had face tattoos. And
Speaker 1: then one of the other ones was like, he's good,
Speaker 1: and I very quickly realized, like that means like gangster
Speaker 1: face tattoos. Yeah, so aka, I'm a white guy, so
Speaker 1: I'm probably all right. So that's how I took that
Speaker 1: seem got fucked up. But also like you know, there's
Speaker 1: there's rules and then there's like the intent of the rules.
Speaker 3: But yeah, the weirdest one was live in Miami. They
Speaker 3: they pulled me out of our group. I won't like
Speaker 3: name drop, but they pulled me out of the group,
Speaker 3: wanded me, kind of gave me a hard time. I
Speaker 3: had to check my ID and yeah, they like pulled
Speaker 3: us aside. And then but then I had somebody who
Speaker 3: who still worked there. I'd always like he'd be my
Speaker 3: stream chats. He was like, oh yeah, like I got fired.
Speaker 3: Like that was not good that he pulled you aside,
Speaker 3: because ye, we were like scheduled to come in with
Speaker 3: our group and everything. So yeah, it's it's strange that
Speaker 3: people are still wild.
Speaker 1: Well, just like the Metallical logo on my forehead. But
Speaker 1: what if I ever meet like the dudes from Metallica
Speaker 1: right there in the Metallica fond corn font? No, what
Speaker 1: if I write it in corn like candy corn? Okay, dedicated?
Speaker 3: My line was like that too for a long time,
Speaker 3: but especially shooting for only fans, was like, I gotta
Speaker 3: get that done.
Speaker 1: Every once in a while, I get this little hint
Speaker 1: of motivation, I'm just like, you know what, I'm gonna
Speaker 1: just go hard, get mad shit done. I like, look
Speaker 1: at my knee and I'm just like, I should get
Speaker 1: my knees done.
Speaker 3: Ouch, get hurt. The back hurts way more than I
Speaker 3: expected to.
Speaker 1: Really.
Speaker 3: Yeah, that wasn't fun to sit through, but it's good
Speaker 3: to have it covered.
Speaker 1: Now. If I get my back tattooed and I'm going
Speaker 1: back to Planet Xenax.
Speaker 3: She doesn't approve, she doesn't like drugs, you'll come home
Speaker 3: with your whole face tattooed too.
Speaker 1: Yeah. While they're doing the back Metallica logo right here,
Speaker 1: right here, all right, Well, plug talk dot com if
Speaker 1: you guys want to see these two, get it in
Speaker 1: because that's what's about to happen right now, beautiful.
Speaker 4: Thing, imagining your face with the tattoo right now.
Speaker 1: Yeah, that's what sucks about getting old. When I was
Speaker 1: eighteen nineteen, when I was in all throughout my twenties,
Speaker 1: I wanted to be heavily tattooed so bad that I
Speaker 1: was willing to spend like my last one hundred bucks
Speaker 1: on it. And now I'm in a position where obviously
Speaker 1: I can afford it and I don't give a fuck.
Speaker 1: So weird world.
Speaker 2: We're living with, don't tattoo your dick.
Speaker 1: Are you sure?
Speaker 2: Yeah?
Speaker 1: It's hot, it's hot. See, Like, that's the one thing
Speaker 1: you guys will You guys strike me as like very similar.
Speaker 1: But then she's like with the crazy shit and you're like, no,
Speaker 1: I don't want to.
Speaker 2: She just doesn't match the freak.
Speaker 4: No, yeah, he's not really a freak, that's the thing.
Speaker 4: He just looks like a freak.
Speaker 3: I feel like I'm like that we're the perfect do game.
Speaker 1: It's kind of weirdly similar. Yeah, but hold on to
Speaker 1: that edge that you guys got because you don't want
Speaker 1: to end up lame like Lenna.
Speaker 4: Thank you