WEBVTT 1 00:00:00.480 --> 00:00:00.680 Day. 2 00:00:01.159 --> 00:00:04.759 Plug Talk is the best only podcast where the whole 3 00:00:04.759 --> 00:00:05.799 smashed the guess. 4 00:00:07.080 --> 00:00:08.119 Plug Talk is. 5 00:00:08.080 --> 00:00:11.560 The best only podcast where the whole smashed the guests. 6 00:00:12.960 --> 00:00:16.039 Hey, everybody, welcome to another episode of plug Talk. I'm 7 00:00:16.079 --> 00:00:19.719 your host, Adam twenty two, joined by my unbelievably beautiful wife, 8 00:00:20.120 --> 00:00:22.359 Lenn of the plug Hello, and today we're having to 9 00:00:22.440 --> 00:00:25.879 sit down with a power couple who's been taken OnlyFans 10 00:00:25.920 --> 00:00:29.600 and Instagram by Storm Lamar and Sean. How are you 11 00:00:29.600 --> 00:00:30.559 guys doing it? 12 00:00:30.559 --> 00:00:30.839 Well? 13 00:00:31.640 --> 00:00:36.240 You guys have like a couple name. 14 00:00:36.479 --> 00:00:37.560 You don't have like a ship name. 15 00:00:37.840 --> 00:00:44.679 Okay, we can make one up here. I like it. 16 00:00:44.759 --> 00:00:55.600 Yeah, I'm having a hard time. Yeah, I could rock 17 00:00:55.640 --> 00:00:59.240 with that anyway. Okay, how did you guys meet? And 18 00:00:59.280 --> 00:01:01.880 if you want to a bit of your own stories 19 00:01:01.880 --> 00:01:04.159 in that answer, that will probably make sense as well. 20 00:01:04.280 --> 00:01:07.560 Yeah. I mean we met because I DMed him, said 21 00:01:07.599 --> 00:01:08.159 in the DMS. 22 00:01:08.640 --> 00:01:10.840 What was happening in your life at this point when 23 00:01:10.840 --> 00:01:11.560 you DMed him? 24 00:01:11.640 --> 00:01:14.120 I've just seen him on TikTok for like months. 25 00:01:14.400 --> 00:01:16.920 Yeah. She saw this homeless dude living in a van, 26 00:01:17.239 --> 00:01:20.159 heavily tattooed, and was like, yes, this is the one. 27 00:01:20.319 --> 00:01:21.480 What were you doing on TikTok. 28 00:01:21.879 --> 00:01:24.879 So I was doing van life and then I bought 29 00:01:24.920 --> 00:01:27.439 a piece of land for like ten grand outside of Tucson, 30 00:01:27.599 --> 00:01:29.760 and I was just like sleeping in my van out there, 31 00:01:29.840 --> 00:01:32.560 trying to do like off grid living and like undred 32 00:01:32.599 --> 00:01:33.200 degree heat. 33 00:01:34.159 --> 00:01:36.159 Yeah, I mean I just liked the way that he looked, 34 00:01:36.200 --> 00:01:37.760 and I was like, this is my this is my 35 00:01:37.799 --> 00:01:38.519 internet crush. 36 00:01:38.719 --> 00:01:40.719 I didn't really even know about the band life thing 37 00:01:40.799 --> 00:01:42.680 until what's her name? That girl got killed? That was 38 00:01:42.680 --> 00:01:44.040 the documentary recently. 39 00:01:44.079 --> 00:01:47.680 Gabby Patina. Yeah, people were saying people were saying she 40 00:01:47.799 --> 00:01:49.120 was the next Gabby Patino. 41 00:01:49.239 --> 00:01:53.159 But oh yeah, so though you made it, I'm still 42 00:01:53.200 --> 00:01:58.480 here for now. Wait, but so you're living in the 43 00:01:58.599 --> 00:02:01.920 van but you were how are you making money. 44 00:02:02.480 --> 00:02:06.560 Only fans mostly to pay for the land. I tattooed 45 00:02:06.560 --> 00:02:09.879 my dick, Uh yeah, just like went to town on 46 00:02:09.919 --> 00:02:12.159 it and then I posted that to TikTok like, hey, guys, 47 00:02:12.199 --> 00:02:14.000 I tattooed my own dick if you want to go 48 00:02:14.080 --> 00:02:17.000 sub And then I made like twenty k bought some land. 49 00:02:17.280 --> 00:02:20.599 So you have like a fully just black not black 50 00:02:21.120 --> 00:02:23.039 that crazy yet, Oh you know, maybe if it would 51 00:02:23.080 --> 00:02:24.879 grow like a couple of inches I would have done that, 52 00:02:24.960 --> 00:02:28.280 but I think it would stay the same size hard. No, 53 00:02:28.479 --> 00:02:30.560 it didn't hurt, It wasn't staying up. So yeah, I 54 00:02:30.599 --> 00:02:32.719 just kind of like stretched it out. I did a scythe, 55 00:02:32.840 --> 00:02:34.479 like a little grim reaper sythe. 56 00:02:35.039 --> 00:02:37.599 Oh okay, so it's like an actual subscribe. 57 00:02:37.599 --> 00:02:39.240 Were you one of the sums? No, I wanted to, 58 00:02:39.919 --> 00:02:41.680 but I never wanted to spend money on only. 59 00:02:41.599 --> 00:02:43.639 Fans, so and then that went well. So then I 60 00:02:43.639 --> 00:02:46.639 tattooed my taint like just like fucking got in there. 61 00:02:46.599 --> 00:02:49.439 And and and what's like the most hours you've like 62 00:02:49.479 --> 00:02:52.039 tattooed yourself for Like that sounds brutal. 63 00:02:52.159 --> 00:02:55.800 I don't know. I mean self tattooing, maybe like eight 64 00:02:55.840 --> 00:02:59.400 hours my thigh. Like when I got out to the property, 65 00:02:59.400 --> 00:03:01.800 I tattooed a thought and my thought just like abstract 66 00:03:01.879 --> 00:03:04.120 ship like you see everywhere on me at this point. 67 00:03:04.159 --> 00:03:07.199 But yeah, I got really infected and I couldn't walk 68 00:03:07.280 --> 00:03:09.400 for a while, so I was just like in the 69 00:03:09.439 --> 00:03:10.759 back of the van laid up. 70 00:03:11.199 --> 00:03:13.039 Wow, you have absolutely. 71 00:03:12.680 --> 00:03:14.280 No tattoos, right, I have one on my lip. 72 00:03:14.360 --> 00:03:16.960 But see, that's why I feel like we've got kind 73 00:03:16.960 --> 00:03:19.680 of like a kindred relationship thing. Going here because we've 74 00:03:19.680 --> 00:03:24.599 got like clean girls sort of yeah not Mexican, kind 75 00:03:24.639 --> 00:03:30.439 of Latina looking, and then like too many tattooed disturbed crazy. 76 00:03:30.639 --> 00:03:32.520 I feel like you're a little more disturbed because you 77 00:03:32.639 --> 00:03:35.240 put you tattooed your asshole essentially. 78 00:03:35.479 --> 00:03:37.000 Well, actually, I'm going to tattoo his asshole. 79 00:03:37.000 --> 00:03:39.639 It's all you tottooed the skin below. 80 00:03:39.639 --> 00:03:44.759 Yeah, between like the assphall connector the tank. 81 00:03:44.240 --> 00:03:47.080 So many things that she doesn't know about. Was it 82 00:03:47.159 --> 00:03:48.560 hard when you were tattooing it? 83 00:03:49.759 --> 00:03:53.680 I'm just trying to imagine doing it, like. 84 00:03:54.000 --> 00:03:57.719 For someone who spent so much time with cocks, so 85 00:03:57.800 --> 00:03:58.879 much to learn you do. 86 00:03:59.319 --> 00:04:02.039 Now, don't stat your boyfriend's cock with a needle. It's 87 00:04:02.080 --> 00:04:04.560 not gonna do us. I don't know. I'm not that 88 00:04:04.639 --> 00:04:06.960 much of a freak, but I've but. 89 00:04:06.919 --> 00:04:08.759 Oh yeah, I gotta go back a little bit more, 90 00:04:08.840 --> 00:04:11.360 like so, what were you doing to even end it? 91 00:04:11.439 --> 00:04:12.759 Like before you ended up in the van, you were 92 00:04:12.800 --> 00:04:13.400 just tattooing. 93 00:04:14.719 --> 00:04:17.720 No, before the van was I mean I started the 94 00:04:17.759 --> 00:04:22.439 only fans Prior to that, basically I was in restaurants 95 00:04:22.519 --> 00:04:25.360 for like eight years. COVID happened shut down the restaurant 96 00:04:25.399 --> 00:04:27.680 I worked like off the books a little bit doing construction. 97 00:04:27.800 --> 00:04:30.519 But then I saw these social media people like making 98 00:04:30.560 --> 00:04:32.319 all this bank and I'm like, man, I wish I 99 00:04:32.360 --> 00:04:35.800 could do this, Like but then I was like, you know, 100 00:04:36.000 --> 00:04:38.279 maybe I could. My face is already fucked up, Like 101 00:04:38.279 --> 00:04:41.560 I'm getting comments on the artist Instagram like how dumb 102 00:04:41.600 --> 00:04:44.160 I look because my forehead was already blacked out. So 103 00:04:44.199 --> 00:04:47.319 I was like, if just my appearance gets that many views, maybe, like, 104 00:04:47.360 --> 00:04:50.800 if I throw some personality into these videos, it'll work out. 105 00:04:50.839 --> 00:04:53.680 So I focused on TikTok for like the first couple 106 00:04:53.720 --> 00:04:57.279 of years and started doing good over there. Then transition 107 00:04:57.360 --> 00:05:00.879 to OnlyFans or some extra income, and ok yeah, I said, 108 00:05:01.000 --> 00:05:03.199 you know, fuck New Jersey because that's where I'm from. 109 00:05:03.360 --> 00:05:07.040 Oh okay, And so you had been filming with a 110 00:05:07.040 --> 00:05:09.120 lot of different girls prior to her. 111 00:05:09.360 --> 00:05:12.240 A little bit, Yeah, a lot of solo stuff though, Okay, 112 00:05:12.759 --> 00:05:14.839 just like you know, I wasn't getting rich off of it, 113 00:05:14.920 --> 00:05:16.759 but inside hustle. 114 00:05:16.519 --> 00:05:18.279 And so what kind of guys I'm just trying to 115 00:05:18.279 --> 00:05:19.959 figure out, Like in what world you look at him 116 00:05:19.959 --> 00:05:21.519 and we're like, that's the guy. 117 00:05:21.439 --> 00:05:24.839 I've always liked. Heavily tattooed people like, I don't know 118 00:05:24.879 --> 00:05:27.079 what it is. So and I was like, this guy, 119 00:05:27.279 --> 00:05:29.079 he looks nice, but he also had really long hair 120 00:05:29.120 --> 00:05:31.560 and it was like kind of curly and shaggy, very 121 00:05:31.600 --> 00:05:32.920 like Harry Styles esque. 122 00:05:33.399 --> 00:05:36.720 So, but you also have a thing for clowns, So. 123 00:05:36.959 --> 00:05:41.519 Yeah, I guess kind of really yeah, I guess I 124 00:05:41.639 --> 00:05:43.839 like the more fucked up the better, the scarier the 125 00:05:43.879 --> 00:05:44.680 man looks, the better. 126 00:05:44.839 --> 00:05:46.319 Oh mask kinks, I guess. 127 00:05:46.399 --> 00:05:46.639 Yeah. 128 00:05:46.680 --> 00:05:48.399 So at the time I just had like the two 129 00:05:48.480 --> 00:05:50.839 vertical lines, so it's kind of like clown ask and 130 00:05:50.879 --> 00:05:52.560 then it kind of, you know, now looks like I 131 00:05:52.639 --> 00:05:53.759 kind of have like a mask on. 132 00:05:53.800 --> 00:05:55.360 I don't know, something's wrong with me. 133 00:05:55.439 --> 00:05:56.560 Have you ever banged a clown? 134 00:05:56.680 --> 00:05:56.800 No? 135 00:05:56.839 --> 00:05:58.519 But I would love too, Like a god dress as. 136 00:05:58.439 --> 00:05:59.160 A clown, I would. 137 00:05:59.279 --> 00:06:02.639 Okay, it can't be that serious of a fetish if 138 00:06:02.639 --> 00:06:04.040 you guys have not pursued this yet. 139 00:06:04.160 --> 00:06:06.839 Wait, how did him meeting your family go? 140 00:06:07.959 --> 00:06:09.560 Not bad? Right? 141 00:06:09.800 --> 00:06:11.839 Not too bad? I mean I heard the initial phone 142 00:06:11.879 --> 00:06:14.319 call with your mom that was pretty unhinged because she 143 00:06:14.439 --> 00:06:16.959 just looked at pictures of me and was like screaming 144 00:06:17.000 --> 00:06:20.480 on the phone. But there was more to that as well, 145 00:06:20.560 --> 00:06:23.600 which we'll get into in a bit, just kind of 146 00:06:23.639 --> 00:06:27.160 the whole relationship was like, what the's going on? 147 00:06:27.240 --> 00:06:30.040 Because you were you were dating someone when you hit 148 00:06:30.120 --> 00:06:30.399 him up. 149 00:06:31.000 --> 00:06:33.040 Wow, So because I don't think he was going to respond, 150 00:06:33.160 --> 00:06:36.639 you know, I was just, yeah, it's still cheating, which. 151 00:06:36.439 --> 00:06:39.000 I didn't fishing. Yeah, you're in a relationship with you're 152 00:06:39.000 --> 00:06:39.800 fishing on TikTok. 153 00:06:40.160 --> 00:06:42.879 Don't do it ideas over here. 154 00:06:43.160 --> 00:06:44.560 I was just trying to have her on the pod. 155 00:06:46.680 --> 00:06:49.160 Well, I saw her DM and I didn't respond because 156 00:06:49.199 --> 00:06:51.839 I know they're OnlyFans. Girl, Because I was like at 157 00:06:51.839 --> 00:06:53.920 that time, I was like getting some really good traction 158 00:06:54.040 --> 00:06:56.879 on TikTok. I'm like, ash, she's in it for the money, probably. 159 00:06:56.600 --> 00:06:58.560 But you already had an only fans at this point. 160 00:06:58.639 --> 00:07:01.120 Okay, but were you shooting with your ex? No? 161 00:07:01.199 --> 00:07:02.839 I only did tellow Step until I met him. 162 00:07:02.920 --> 00:07:05.519 Okay, so yeah, so we both had him prior, but 163 00:07:06.040 --> 00:07:08.560 you know we she didn't shoot with other people. I 164 00:07:08.600 --> 00:07:11.399 did a couple a few times, but so yeah, I 165 00:07:11.399 --> 00:07:13.560 ignored her for a while, then got drunk and whatever 166 00:07:13.720 --> 00:07:15.639 was in my back of my van and I was like, 167 00:07:15.879 --> 00:07:18.480 she's pretty hot, So I dammed her back and then 168 00:07:18.480 --> 00:07:21.360 we hit it off like instantly facetimed all night through 169 00:07:21.399 --> 00:07:23.279 the night. She was at a club in Miami with 170 00:07:23.319 --> 00:07:25.720 a bunch of other creators and like left the club 171 00:07:25.800 --> 00:07:28.040 to just go hang out and FaceTime me all night. 172 00:07:29.600 --> 00:07:32.240 Must have really been a connection. What do you feel like, 173 00:07:32.439 --> 00:07:34.600 what were the main things that you guys connected on. 174 00:07:37.439 --> 00:07:41.279 I don't know you thought each other were hot wanting 175 00:07:41.319 --> 00:07:44.319 to over FaceTime. It's like you need a little more, right, 176 00:07:44.439 --> 00:07:45.279 I guess he was. 177 00:07:45.240 --> 00:07:47.920 Just a I don't know, lonely guy. 178 00:07:48.879 --> 00:07:51.879 Thank you, No, I mean we'd like hit it off, 179 00:07:51.959 --> 00:07:54.240 just like I felt like she was very genuine, which 180 00:07:54.279 --> 00:07:56.399 I found out she was not in the slightest. 181 00:07:56.560 --> 00:07:58.000 But what were you lying about? 182 00:07:59.800 --> 00:08:03.160 You told in you're a virgin, so here you can 183 00:08:03.240 --> 00:08:05.000 start that off a little bit, and that I'll all 184 00:08:05.079 --> 00:08:05.439 jumped in. 185 00:08:05.720 --> 00:08:08.160 When I started OnlyFans, I was saying that I was 186 00:08:08.199 --> 00:08:10.519 a virgin because I never wanted to get into like porn. 187 00:08:10.600 --> 00:08:13.480 I never wanted to do like, you know, boy girl stuff. 188 00:08:13.480 --> 00:08:15.079 I wanted to kind of have it as like my 189 00:08:15.240 --> 00:08:17.240 wall that I was like, I'm not going to go 190 00:08:17.319 --> 00:08:20.680 past this unless, of course, I end up like marrying 191 00:08:20.720 --> 00:08:22.839 somebody who wants to create porn with me. 192 00:08:23.000 --> 00:08:25.120 But in the real world, you'd probably had sex with 193 00:08:25.120 --> 00:08:26.759 what twenty people? 194 00:08:26.839 --> 00:08:28.399 Yeah, at twenty something, that's about right. 195 00:08:28.439 --> 00:08:29.680 Look co good, I am I guessing things. 196 00:08:29.720 --> 00:08:31.519 It's crazy amazing. 197 00:08:31.839 --> 00:08:33.480 Not only that, but she was in a seven year 198 00:08:33.559 --> 00:08:37.000 relationship first time, saying that she was saving herself for 199 00:08:37.080 --> 00:08:39.279 marriage because she was this good Christian girl, which she 200 00:08:39.559 --> 00:08:42.519 fucking got me on because I grew up heavily I 201 00:08:42.559 --> 00:08:44.879 mean you said you were Catholic. I grew up heavily Christian. 202 00:08:45.279 --> 00:08:47.840 I literally knew girls who saved themselves for marriage, and 203 00:08:48.600 --> 00:08:51.159 I knew a girl whose first kiss with her husband 204 00:08:51.360 --> 00:08:54.399 was on the fucking altar, and so so I grew 205 00:08:54.519 --> 00:08:56.440 up with that. I'm like this, Yeah it was. It 206 00:08:56.480 --> 00:09:00.159 was fucking wild, but yeah, super conservative Christian household. Like 207 00:09:00.200 --> 00:09:03.480 all my friends were like that, so it wasn't unheard 208 00:09:03.480 --> 00:09:04.960 of for me. I was really weird that she had 209 00:09:04.960 --> 00:09:06.320 an only fan, so I was fishing. I was like, 210 00:09:06.360 --> 00:09:08.320 come on, it's a marketing employee, come on, tell me, like, 211 00:09:08.559 --> 00:09:09.039 be honest. 212 00:09:09.360 --> 00:09:11.320 I'm also other than people like Sophie Ran lied and 213 00:09:11.360 --> 00:09:13.679 said that they were virgins over the years, and I 214 00:09:13.720 --> 00:09:16.440 look at it and I whatever, I'm like, next post, 215 00:09:16.480 --> 00:09:17.279 like I don't believe you. 216 00:09:17.440 --> 00:09:20.080 It's like, wow, I've played these games before a way 217 00:09:20.080 --> 00:09:21.320 to make a couple of million dollars. 218 00:09:21.360 --> 00:09:23.879 So yeah, yeah, smart marketing again. 219 00:09:25.240 --> 00:09:25.440 Yeah. 220 00:09:26.559 --> 00:09:28.360 I just I did like method acting, and it like 221 00:09:28.399 --> 00:09:30.679 fucking took over my life. I got too invested in 222 00:09:30.720 --> 00:09:33.879 my being a virgin, so lied to him. 223 00:09:34.679 --> 00:09:38.240 So in a sense, so after we FaceTime, we're talking 224 00:09:38.320 --> 00:09:41.720 every day whatever. I guess on the side, she's keeping 225 00:09:41.759 --> 00:09:43.960 it a secret from whoever she was with at the time, 226 00:09:44.000 --> 00:09:46.480 and she comes out to Phoenix because I'm in Tucsons, 227 00:09:46.480 --> 00:09:49.039 so Phoenix is a two hour commute. She comes out 228 00:09:49.080 --> 00:09:52.679 to one of your best friends birthday parties in Phoenix. Yeah, 229 00:09:52.919 --> 00:09:55.440 and I'm going up every day, hanging out with her 230 00:09:55.480 --> 00:09:58.279 all day, going back to Tucson to film content and 231 00:09:58.399 --> 00:10:01.720 keep my construction DIY stuff going on, and every day 232 00:10:01.720 --> 00:10:03.600 back and forth. I'm going we hang out for a 233 00:10:03.639 --> 00:10:06.360 week straight, a little bit of fooling around, but she 234 00:10:06.399 --> 00:10:09.919 won't do anything like She's like yeah, and we had 235 00:10:09.960 --> 00:10:13.840 like a serious connection obviously, and just nothing happened. And 236 00:10:13.879 --> 00:10:17.679 I was like, I guess, yeah. I was like, I 237 00:10:17.679 --> 00:10:19.039 guess she's telling the truth because. 238 00:10:18.799 --> 00:10:22.759 I've never you knew she was in the relationship, no, 239 00:10:22.960 --> 00:10:24.960 the whole you were out of the relationship, but that 240 00:10:25.039 --> 00:10:25.960 there was a relationship. 241 00:10:26.000 --> 00:10:28.559 So she said she'd never been in a serious relationship. 242 00:10:28.600 --> 00:10:31.799 Okay, that poor guys go somewhere. 243 00:10:32.559 --> 00:10:34.720 Okay, were you were you ready to be done with 244 00:10:34.799 --> 00:10:36.120 him and that's why you're out here? 245 00:10:36.200 --> 00:10:39.759 TikTok icial But before that, I had already like cheated 246 00:10:39.799 --> 00:10:42.279 on him. I told him. I was hoping that was 247 00:10:42.320 --> 00:10:44.080 going to be like my easy way out and not 248 00:10:44.200 --> 00:10:46.159 have to, like, you know, break up with him. I 249 00:10:46.200 --> 00:10:47.919 was like, oh, sorry, I slept with the guy I 250 00:10:47.960 --> 00:10:51.279 was within high school. She was like, that's okay. I 251 00:10:51.320 --> 00:10:53.879 was like, I don't know, I don't know what to 252 00:10:53.879 --> 00:10:56.879 do now, so you know, wow, I was like, I 253 00:10:56.919 --> 00:10:58.320 was just very unhappy in the relationship. 254 00:10:58.360 --> 00:10:59.720 For a lot of people, that's how they break up. 255 00:11:00.120 --> 00:11:01.919 They go fuck somebody else and then they kind of 256 00:11:02.000 --> 00:11:05.919 use that as the jumping off point. I'm not. 257 00:11:07.279 --> 00:11:08.879 So that didn't work. 258 00:11:08.919 --> 00:11:12.960 Okay, So what happens after this week long non sex having? 259 00:11:13.320 --> 00:11:15.279 So I went back home to Texas. 260 00:11:15.360 --> 00:11:18.759 Well, before you left, I gotta stop you. Before you left, 261 00:11:19.240 --> 00:11:22.600 I said, so you're waiting for marriage and she's like yeah, 262 00:11:22.639 --> 00:11:24.639 And I said, all right, come back to Arizona. I'll 263 00:11:24.679 --> 00:11:27.559 have a ring for you. Like she thought I was joking, 264 00:11:27.639 --> 00:11:28.840 but I'm I'm kind of you. 265 00:11:29.120 --> 00:11:30.600 But were you just trying to fuck her or did 266 00:11:30.639 --> 00:11:31.639 you really want to marry her? 267 00:11:32.120 --> 00:11:33.919 I mean I had never hit it off with someone 268 00:11:34.000 --> 00:11:37.039 like that. Uh huh. Also, I'm in my thirties at 269 00:11:37.039 --> 00:11:39.200 the time. I'm thirty two now, but yeah, at the time, 270 00:11:39.240 --> 00:11:42.879 I was thirty and I'm like, I'm not doing long distance. 271 00:11:42.879 --> 00:11:45.159 She's in Texas, I'm in Arizona. How the fuck would 272 00:11:45.159 --> 00:11:47.440 that work for a relationship. But I really like her. 273 00:11:47.440 --> 00:11:49.879 It's like, maybe I just send it and say, you know, 274 00:11:49.960 --> 00:11:50.879 whatever happens. 275 00:11:50.879 --> 00:11:53.279 Is the part of you that was wondering, Like I 276 00:11:53.279 --> 00:11:55.559 don't feel like I could marry someone even if we 277 00:11:55.639 --> 00:11:57.559 got along in every way and I thought they were 278 00:11:57.600 --> 00:12:00.519 the most beautiful woman on earth. I gotta try the 279 00:12:00.519 --> 00:12:04.559 pussy out because sometimes the pussy is just weak as fuck. 280 00:12:04.720 --> 00:12:06.759 Like they could be beautiful, they got a great personality, 281 00:12:06.759 --> 00:12:08.399 but the pussy just don't feel right. 282 00:12:08.840 --> 00:12:11.440 I could tell. I mean, you know, she let me 283 00:12:11.480 --> 00:12:13.600 finger her, so that should have been a red flag. 284 00:12:14.000 --> 00:12:15.759 She's not a she's not a urgent. So I got 285 00:12:15.759 --> 00:12:17.519 to I got to feel the feel the grip, and 286 00:12:17.559 --> 00:12:19.120 I was like, I could work with grip. 287 00:12:19.679 --> 00:12:21.960 I think I could probably get by with a fingering. Yeah. 288 00:12:22.279 --> 00:12:23.519 Yeah, I think that's. 289 00:12:23.360 --> 00:12:28.399 All I need to really know. I mean, I'm forever 290 00:12:28.519 --> 00:12:30.519 in fear that the girl could be trans too, So 291 00:12:31.480 --> 00:12:31.799 I mean, I. 292 00:12:31.759 --> 00:12:33.600 Guess girls are the same way a guy could be 293 00:12:33.639 --> 00:12:36.360 a total package, pulls his pants down too small, too small. 294 00:12:38.679 --> 00:12:40.639 I mean, you're probably out. It's not gonna work, right. 295 00:12:40.840 --> 00:12:43.200 I don't care about Dick's eyes at all. 296 00:12:44.159 --> 00:12:48.720 Clip Farming, I don't believe it. It's like they don't 297 00:12:48.759 --> 00:12:49.159 have a dick. 298 00:12:49.240 --> 00:12:51.759 The his dick fell off tomorrow. 299 00:12:51.799 --> 00:12:52.440 I wouldn't care. 300 00:12:52.679 --> 00:12:54.399 Like she got a heart of gold. 301 00:12:55.080 --> 00:12:55.320 I do. 302 00:12:55.480 --> 00:12:58.559 I'm a very loyal person, you know. 303 00:12:59.559 --> 00:13:01.840 Yeah, but yeah, I mean, come on one inch. But 304 00:13:03.559 --> 00:13:06.480 for what it's worth, she does have a very small pussy, 305 00:13:06.600 --> 00:13:09.879 so she could work with less than a lot of girls. 306 00:13:09.919 --> 00:13:12.000 And yeah, I like it. 307 00:13:12.200 --> 00:13:15.279 So okay, he tells you I want to marry you? 308 00:13:15.759 --> 00:13:16.399 Or how does this go? 309 00:13:16.720 --> 00:13:19.200 So I went back home to Texas and then I 310 00:13:19.320 --> 00:13:21.120 was like, yeah, fuck this, I'm leaving. I packed up 311 00:13:21.159 --> 00:13:23.559 my car and then I told my boyfriend. At that 312 00:13:23.639 --> 00:13:25.919 I was like, I'm going to go like find myself. 313 00:13:25.960 --> 00:13:27.480 I need to like work on myself. 314 00:13:27.720 --> 00:13:29.120 And you were living with him at this point. 315 00:13:29.200 --> 00:13:30.759 Yeah, he was living with me at my house and. 316 00:13:30.720 --> 00:13:34.039 He was cool with that, didn't ask too many questions, but. 317 00:13:33.960 --> 00:13:36.799 I think he kind of just knew, you know, I 318 00:13:36.840 --> 00:13:40.759 was being a little like you know, So I left, 319 00:13:40.840 --> 00:13:43.240 drove all the way to Arizona, and then we went 320 00:13:43.320 --> 00:13:47.360 to go up to Sedona. And my plan was to 321 00:13:47.440 --> 00:13:50.360 go up there with him, have a nice little airbnb 322 00:13:50.440 --> 00:13:51.759 that we stay in, and I was going to like 323 00:13:51.799 --> 00:13:54.480 come clean and fucking tell him everything the first night 324 00:13:54.519 --> 00:13:57.120 that we got there. So then he takes me to 325 00:13:57.919 --> 00:14:00.360 a wine bar. We do a wine tasting, and he's like, hey, 326 00:14:00.399 --> 00:14:02.000 do you want to go like for a sunset hike 327 00:14:02.039 --> 00:14:03.080 And I was like, oh my god, I love a 328 00:14:03.120 --> 00:14:05.639 sunset hike, Like yeah, let's go. And then we go 329 00:14:06.360 --> 00:14:10.000 and he's filming his video for his TikTok and I thought, 330 00:14:10.039 --> 00:14:11.480 you know, he just needed me for a clip. I 331 00:14:11.519 --> 00:14:14.120 turned around and then I turned back around and this 332 00:14:14.200 --> 00:14:20.039 motherfucker's on one knee and I'm like, uh oh, Like oh, 333 00:14:20.080 --> 00:14:25.679 he doesn't know I have a boyfriend. That's very scary. 334 00:14:24.960 --> 00:14:27.960 And I didn't say yes or no. I was just like, uh, 335 00:14:28.799 --> 00:14:29.639 looked at my video. 336 00:14:29.759 --> 00:14:31.679 I was like, I know, it's still a great video. 337 00:14:32.159 --> 00:14:32.759 You can find it. 338 00:14:32.919 --> 00:14:34.559 Yeah, it's almost better if you don't commit it. 339 00:14:34.639 --> 00:14:37.440 Yeah, So it makes sense, you know, but you got 340 00:14:37.559 --> 00:14:40.840 like I've lived my entire life like just spontaneous for 341 00:14:40.879 --> 00:14:43.360 the most part. It feels like the less thought I 342 00:14:43.440 --> 00:14:46.080 put into something, the better it turns out for me. 343 00:14:46.240 --> 00:14:48.480 So I'm like, you know, it kind of makes sense. 344 00:14:48.559 --> 00:14:51.159 It tracks that I would propose to somebody I've known 345 00:14:51.240 --> 00:14:51.919 for like a week. 346 00:14:52.039 --> 00:14:55.320 It's not yeah, but did you low key know that 347 00:14:55.360 --> 00:14:57.240 you wanted to say yes? Okay? 348 00:14:57.320 --> 00:14:59.759 Yeah, because like he literally had given me everything I 349 00:14:59.759 --> 00:15:02.879 have ever wanted in like a man or in a 350 00:15:02.919 --> 00:15:05.879 relationship within two, like two weeks of knowing him. 351 00:15:05.960 --> 00:15:07.919 Yeah, faced homeless man in a van. 352 00:15:08.120 --> 00:15:08.879 Yeah. 353 00:15:10.240 --> 00:15:13.679 So then do you end up telling him, actually, I've 354 00:15:13.679 --> 00:15:14.960 been in a relationship for seven years. 355 00:15:15.039 --> 00:15:15.200 Yeah. 356 00:15:15.240 --> 00:15:18.240 I literally came clean about my entire fucking life, like 357 00:15:18.279 --> 00:15:21.759 start to finish, And I was like, so you can 358 00:15:21.799 --> 00:15:23.440 either take the ring back and we don't have to 359 00:15:23.440 --> 00:15:24.879 be together, or if you still want to marry me, 360 00:15:24.960 --> 00:15:25.480 then sure, And. 361 00:15:25.399 --> 00:15:28.799 He was like, Okay, did you feel betrayed, Like, yeah, 362 00:15:29.039 --> 00:15:29.679 it was rough. 363 00:15:30.000 --> 00:15:31.679 It was I'm not going to sit here and be 364 00:15:31.759 --> 00:15:34.600 like I was all peachy, you know, it's fine. You know, 365 00:15:34.879 --> 00:15:37.039 I'm not that you know. 366 00:15:37.279 --> 00:15:37.480 It was. 367 00:15:37.840 --> 00:15:39.840 It was rough a lot of emotion, for sure, But 368 00:15:39.840 --> 00:15:42.240 but I was firm. I'm like, there's no fucking way 369 00:15:42.279 --> 00:15:43.519 I'm taking that ring back. 370 00:15:43.960 --> 00:15:44.159 You know. 371 00:15:44.320 --> 00:15:46.679 I'm like, I'm were you the most first that she 372 00:15:46.720 --> 00:15:50.039 was in a vision no, the lies, the lies, and 373 00:15:50.080 --> 00:15:53.480 the boyfriend, because like when she's like I think she started, Yeah, 374 00:15:53.519 --> 00:15:55.279 you started off by saying you're not a virgin, and 375 00:15:55.279 --> 00:15:58.120 I'm like, okay, like I knew that kind of like, 376 00:15:58.320 --> 00:16:02.320 but but then the boyfriend thing was like eight years 377 00:16:02.360 --> 00:16:06.840 he's been with this guy. What Yeah, that was crazy. 378 00:16:06.879 --> 00:16:09.080 But yeah, and then I'm like, okay, I'm marrying a liar, 379 00:16:09.200 --> 00:16:10.840 but you know, but. 380 00:16:10.879 --> 00:16:12.799 So then you had to go back home and break 381 00:16:12.879 --> 00:16:13.399 up with the guy. 382 00:16:13.600 --> 00:16:14.320 I had to call him. 383 00:16:14.480 --> 00:16:16.080 You called him and broke up with him even though 384 00:16:16.080 --> 00:16:17.159 he lived in them that's kind of scary. 385 00:16:17.639 --> 00:16:18.879 I was like, yeah, so you're gonna have to get 386 00:16:18.879 --> 00:16:21.159 out of my house. Oh no, he literally like trash 387 00:16:21.240 --> 00:16:23.919 the place, stole he stole so much of my stuff. 388 00:16:25.720 --> 00:16:27.879 I had to call the police on him because he 389 00:16:27.960 --> 00:16:30.200 was like undoing all my security cameras. I didn't know 390 00:16:30.240 --> 00:16:31.840 what was going on in my house, I know what, 391 00:16:32.000 --> 00:16:32.879 like my cats were. 392 00:16:32.919 --> 00:16:35.279 Okay, he's probably watching this right now, mad as fuck. 393 00:16:35.360 --> 00:16:35.639 I hope. 394 00:16:35.679 --> 00:16:35.799 So. 395 00:16:35.840 --> 00:16:36.679 I hope he's doing well. 396 00:16:36.960 --> 00:16:39.480 Yeah, yeah, so you don't hate him, but but you 397 00:16:39.519 --> 00:16:41.080 want him to watch those fucking sucks. 398 00:16:41.120 --> 00:16:43.120 How you can like know somebody for so long and 399 00:16:43.120 --> 00:16:45.559 then just become strangers overnight, Like I thought we could 400 00:16:45.559 --> 00:16:47.919 have at least stayed friends or vice versa. 401 00:16:47.919 --> 00:16:50.240 I go from strangers to you know, and engagement. 402 00:16:51.440 --> 00:16:53.120 If he gets a girl hotter than you, then you 403 00:16:53.120 --> 00:16:56.759 could probably be cool again. Perhaps, But as as of now, 404 00:16:57.000 --> 00:16:59.639 I don't think he's not going to stomach this. Probably 405 00:17:00.799 --> 00:17:03.279 he's going to have to feel like he ended up 406 00:17:03.279 --> 00:17:05.799 in a better place than where he was at with you, 407 00:17:05.920 --> 00:17:08.400 which I'm kind of guessing is just not going to 408 00:17:08.480 --> 00:17:09.480 be easy for him. 409 00:17:09.599 --> 00:17:09.920 Probably. 410 00:17:10.160 --> 00:17:10.680 Was he toutted? 411 00:17:10.880 --> 00:17:13.720 No? No, I wanted him to be touted and. 412 00:17:13.680 --> 00:17:16.000 He wouldn't do it. Was he just a total square? 413 00:17:16.039 --> 00:17:17.359 What did you do a firefighter? 414 00:17:17.640 --> 00:17:17.720 No? 415 00:17:17.880 --> 00:17:19.799 He was actually a firearm instructor. 416 00:17:20.319 --> 00:17:22.119 Oh that was weird that I still had the word 417 00:17:22.160 --> 00:17:22.559 fire in. 418 00:17:22.559 --> 00:17:25.920 It like this, that is not going to kill me? 419 00:17:26.039 --> 00:17:26.960 Is he kill you? 420 00:17:27.480 --> 00:17:30.000 So you proposed to her, she kind of breaks your 421 00:17:30.039 --> 00:17:32.880 heart by coming clean. How long after this do you 422 00:17:32.920 --> 00:17:35.119 guys finally get to have sex since you're like. 423 00:17:35.160 --> 00:17:38.160 Sad, Well, no, we had sex the night I proposed, 424 00:17:38.240 --> 00:17:42.200 so prior to the confession. Yeah, it was great sex. 425 00:17:42.359 --> 00:17:42.839 Was it magic? 426 00:17:43.720 --> 00:17:46.440 It was? It was good. It was really good. Yeah, 427 00:17:46.599 --> 00:17:48.880 so that that kind of eased my suffering a bit. 428 00:17:48.960 --> 00:17:51.519 But we got through it and and it's like, you know, 429 00:17:51.599 --> 00:17:54.119 I'm no fucking saints, so it's like all right, whatever, 430 00:17:54.920 --> 00:17:58.359 you know, people have their faults and still loved her 431 00:17:58.359 --> 00:17:59.839 to death, so it's like I'm not I'm not going 432 00:17:59.920 --> 00:18:02.359 to throw this away. And I'm like, you know what, 433 00:18:02.400 --> 00:18:06.240 at least we'll get the you know, the relationship hardships 434 00:18:06.240 --> 00:18:09.000 out of the way, like from the jump. And it 435 00:18:09.079 --> 00:18:11.839 actually it was you know, you know, we struggled for 436 00:18:11.920 --> 00:18:15.160 a while there, like trust and back and forth. And 437 00:18:15.359 --> 00:18:17.559 I think after like six months though, we were we 438 00:18:17.559 --> 00:18:18.440 were pretty cool. 439 00:18:18.799 --> 00:18:22.599 Did you just immediately like say that you were in 440 00:18:22.599 --> 00:18:27.200 a relationship online or did you kind of wait to 441 00:18:27.240 --> 00:18:29.839 be open about it on social media? Since you guys 442 00:18:29.920 --> 00:18:32.440 were already like doing a lot on social media and 443 00:18:32.440 --> 00:18:33.359 only depends on everything. 444 00:18:33.519 --> 00:18:36.079 I mean, So he posted our engagement video and then 445 00:18:36.119 --> 00:18:37.720 I just was like, hey, I'm in, I'm in a 446 00:18:37.759 --> 00:18:40.279 relationship now, he he here I am. 447 00:18:41.160 --> 00:18:43.160 And did you tell your audience at that point that 448 00:18:43.200 --> 00:18:44.880 you were just kidding about being a virgin or when 449 00:18:44.920 --> 00:18:45.559 did that happen? 450 00:18:47.039 --> 00:18:49.960 That was, Yeah, we had to think that one through 451 00:18:50.000 --> 00:18:54.000 because because we did have like a perfect marketing game. 452 00:18:54.119 --> 00:18:57.759 Yeah, we thought like, oh, yeah, yeah. 453 00:18:57.839 --> 00:19:00.319 She's married, let's drop the sex tape. So we could 454 00:19:00.319 --> 00:19:02.720 have just rolled with it, but I think I think 455 00:19:02.720 --> 00:19:05.000 we were both a little opposed to that after like 456 00:19:05.240 --> 00:19:09.119 kind of betraying each other's trus was just let's just 457 00:19:09.160 --> 00:19:10.920 be honest. 458 00:19:10.720 --> 00:19:13.200 And do you just start having all these crazy sexual 459 00:19:13.240 --> 00:19:14.839 experiences on OnlyFans right away? 460 00:19:15.319 --> 00:19:21.799 No, it took us about a year to film. 461 00:19:17.759 --> 00:19:17.839 And. 462 00:19:19.599 --> 00:19:21.640 We didn't start. We didn't film our first sex tape 463 00:19:21.720 --> 00:19:23.279 until it. 464 00:19:23.200 --> 00:19:24.599 Was six months, like six months. 465 00:19:25.200 --> 00:19:25.400 Yeah. 466 00:19:25.400 --> 00:19:27.880 We waited till the following year for tax purposes too, 467 00:19:28.000 --> 00:19:30.839 because since we both had our solo pages, we wanted 468 00:19:30.920 --> 00:19:35.640 a joined page for the actual sex tapes involving both 469 00:19:35.680 --> 00:19:37.559 of us. So now we got my solo page, her 470 00:19:37.599 --> 00:19:40.359 solo page, and then we have our couple's page where all, 471 00:19:40.519 --> 00:19:43.079 you know, the actual sex happens, because he'd be surprised 472 00:19:43.079 --> 00:19:44.640 like the amount of men who do not want to 473 00:19:44.640 --> 00:19:46.839 look at a dick on her page and all the 474 00:19:46.880 --> 00:19:48.599 gay dudes on mine who don't want to look at 475 00:19:48.599 --> 00:19:50.640 a woman, So we kind of had to switch that up. 476 00:19:50.720 --> 00:19:54.160 Wow, that's so interesting because your fan base was guys 477 00:19:54.200 --> 00:19:57.240 who appreciated you for the virgin thing, so that that 478 00:19:57.400 --> 00:19:59.880 audience doesn't really want there to be a dick. 479 00:20:00.039 --> 00:20:01.759 Yeah, But I mean I have fans who won't even 480 00:20:01.839 --> 00:20:04.000 look at a dildo, Like if I send dildo content, 481 00:20:04.000 --> 00:20:05.720 they're like, I don't want to see that, Like I'm 482 00:20:05.720 --> 00:20:07.720 gay if I look at that, I'm like, oh no. 483 00:20:08.079 --> 00:20:10.200 As a person who does content with a lot of 484 00:20:10.240 --> 00:20:13.960 like wrap coded dudes, that's like a sentiment that is 485 00:20:14.119 --> 00:20:17.799 almost impossible to imagine because it's so weird. But it's like, no, 486 00:20:17.920 --> 00:20:20.640 watching porn is gay because there are dicks in it. 487 00:20:22.240 --> 00:20:25.039 Like people say that and they're serious, and it's it's 488 00:20:25.039 --> 00:20:28.480 so crazy. They're strange for me as someone who I've 489 00:20:28.640 --> 00:20:31.400 never even thought about master bean until lesbian porn. 490 00:20:32.839 --> 00:20:34.559 There are some guys who love lesbian porn. 491 00:20:34.599 --> 00:20:36.319 I can never jerk off to like a video of 492 00:20:36.359 --> 00:20:39.440 a girl just touching herself, Like, no, get a dick 493 00:20:39.480 --> 00:20:40.039 in there, come on. 494 00:20:41.000 --> 00:20:43.559 But if she's talking you through what you're going to do, 495 00:20:43.640 --> 00:20:44.440 I don't need a j O. 496 00:20:44.559 --> 00:20:52.319 I I'm good. Oh god, I'm all right. 497 00:20:53.119 --> 00:20:53.880 I did that one. 498 00:20:54.640 --> 00:20:57.519 I know. Okay. So on his info, she said basically 499 00:20:57.559 --> 00:21:03.000 that y'all do some real child ship. What was the hey, 500 00:21:03.039 --> 00:21:04.599 I want you to peg me conversation? 501 00:21:04.839 --> 00:21:06.680 Like I wanted it was me? 502 00:21:07.160 --> 00:21:09.640 Oh actually yeah wait. She actually really wanted to peg 503 00:21:09.680 --> 00:21:11.559 me for a long time because she hadn't done that. 504 00:21:11.759 --> 00:21:13.480 I had, you know, I had done it with an 505 00:21:13.640 --> 00:21:17.160 Ax a long time ago, and I was like, yeah, okay, 506 00:21:17.480 --> 00:21:19.119 I'll let you do it. And then all of their 507 00:21:19.200 --> 00:21:21.119 subs were like fuck them in the ass. 508 00:21:21.359 --> 00:21:23.599 So it's like, all right, I'll make some money gay fans. 509 00:21:23.920 --> 00:21:26.920 Yeah yeah, So definitely done a lot of gay baiting, 510 00:21:27.000 --> 00:21:29.200 and it's just like kind of the norm at this point. 511 00:21:29.200 --> 00:21:32.079 It's like people who pay money on OnlyFans are guys. 512 00:21:32.279 --> 00:21:34.400 You know, there's a few girls, but you. 513 00:21:34.440 --> 00:21:36.799 Got to when you first got on only fans, you 514 00:21:36.839 --> 00:21:39.799 weren't expecting to do anything gay adjacent. 515 00:21:42.319 --> 00:21:46.240 I did like a little mostly customs though limited like 516 00:21:46.279 --> 00:21:49.599 but not like solo ship okay, you know, because that 517 00:21:49.680 --> 00:21:51.799 was stuff, But I don't I don't work with other 518 00:21:51.880 --> 00:21:54.160 men like directly. 519 00:21:54.559 --> 00:21:56.599 I've had this conversation with a lot of people, which 520 00:21:56.640 --> 00:21:58.799 is kind of like dudes think they're going to be 521 00:21:58.839 --> 00:22:00.720 able to start an only fans and just fuck a 522 00:22:00.720 --> 00:22:02.759 bunch of girls on it and that that's gonna work 523 00:22:02.799 --> 00:22:05.960 for them, and then I'm like, no, the reality is 524 00:22:05.960 --> 00:22:08.799 is that your fans are going to be largely gay dudes, 525 00:22:08.839 --> 00:22:10.640 and they don't give a fuck about seeing you bang 526 00:22:10.640 --> 00:22:12.640 a new chick, Like that's what you're into, That's not 527 00:22:12.680 --> 00:22:15.400 what your audience is going to be into. So you 528 00:22:15.519 --> 00:22:17.319 just kind of got like pushed more and more like, 529 00:22:17.319 --> 00:22:18.759 ah shit, this is what they want to see me do, 530 00:22:18.839 --> 00:22:19.920 so I guess I'm going to have to do it. 531 00:22:20.119 --> 00:22:22.319 Yeah, pretty much. I mean you just cater to their 532 00:22:22.359 --> 00:22:25.200 tastes and yeah, exactly, you know you've got It's it's 533 00:22:25.240 --> 00:22:28.039 mostly men on there, so it's a it's a struggle 534 00:22:28.079 --> 00:22:32.039 for the solo male creators, but it's hard. 535 00:22:31.839 --> 00:22:33.559 For any just kind of hot girl to peg you. 536 00:22:33.640 --> 00:22:35.440 Yeah, that's the easiest find a hot girl. 537 00:22:35.240 --> 00:22:37.160 To peg you really, so that went crazy? 538 00:22:37.720 --> 00:22:40.279 It's good. Yeah, not our like biggest events. Some of 539 00:22:40.319 --> 00:22:44.440 our collabse have have popped off more, but yeah, we have. 540 00:22:44.519 --> 00:22:47.079 We have a lot of like a lot of like 541 00:22:47.160 --> 00:22:50.559 almost my entire social media audiences like blue collar men 542 00:22:50.680 --> 00:22:52.960 from the DIY stuff, So they don't really give a 543 00:22:52.960 --> 00:22:54.920 shit about me. They watch my stuff. They're like, oh, yeah, 544 00:22:54.920 --> 00:22:56.880 this motherfucker's cool, but his wife's hot. I want to 545 00:22:56.920 --> 00:22:59.960 see her get fucks. But like you know, and that's 546 00:23:00.039 --> 00:23:01.240 how we get a lot of our traffic. 547 00:23:01.359 --> 00:23:05.839 But yeah, because like we have a friend who we 548 00:23:05.880 --> 00:23:09.839 always knew him to just be a heterosexual content creator, 549 00:23:10.160 --> 00:23:12.039 and I haven't seen that much of him over the 550 00:23:12.119 --> 00:23:13.880 last couple of years. And then one day I'm scrolling 551 00:23:13.920 --> 00:23:19.319 through Twitter and I see him like folding a man's ass, 552 00:23:19.319 --> 00:23:22.519 like a hairy man ass, and like almost even like 553 00:23:22.799 --> 00:23:25.799 I think it was like licking the cheek, and I 554 00:23:25.839 --> 00:23:28.079 was just like, oh shit, they got you, bro, Like 555 00:23:28.160 --> 00:23:30.640 he just I guess he just realized, like O row 556 00:23:30.720 --> 00:23:32.880 the bags at and it was kind of true. I 557 00:23:32.960 --> 00:23:36.519 respect it, but also like that would be a big 558 00:23:37.119 --> 00:23:38.240 thing for me to do. 559 00:23:38.440 --> 00:23:40.200 I mean, I feel like if you didn't have no 560 00:23:40.319 --> 00:23:42.680 jumper and you were starting an OnlyFans. Would you not 561 00:23:42.759 --> 00:23:43.319 be tempted? 562 00:23:44.039 --> 00:23:45.319 Tempted is one thing? Sure? Yeah? 563 00:23:45.319 --> 00:23:48.000 Wait, so you've never been pegged? Would you be pegged? 564 00:23:48.359 --> 00:23:48.559 No? 565 00:23:49.039 --> 00:23:50.000 Would you peck him on it? 566 00:23:50.079 --> 00:23:51.759 I would not want to peg him. 567 00:23:52.240 --> 00:23:55.079 I'm looking for a new bitch. It's just too closed mind. 568 00:23:55.200 --> 00:23:59.000 And now I'm just kidding. Yeah, I know. I feel 569 00:23:59.039 --> 00:24:01.400 like it's like all the the hip hop stuff has 570 00:24:01.480 --> 00:24:04.519 kind of like convinced me I can't get pegged, which 571 00:24:04.559 --> 00:24:05.440 is almost a shame. 572 00:24:05.480 --> 00:24:08.359 It's fun, you should try it, Yeah, I don't know. 573 00:24:09.400 --> 00:24:13.119 Very early in our relationship, she was drunk and she 574 00:24:13.240 --> 00:24:16.119 tried to stick a finger in my asshole with an 575 00:24:16.119 --> 00:24:19.759 acrylic nail. Oh, and it cupt me and I was mad. 576 00:24:20.200 --> 00:24:22.160 He didn't even learn with the finger and I barely 577 00:24:22.319 --> 00:24:25.039 just barely never went in, So you know it was 578 00:24:25.599 --> 00:24:28.559 it was just a poke trying to fuck me in 579 00:24:28.599 --> 00:24:29.079 the ass. 580 00:24:29.279 --> 00:24:30.240 Remember that moment. 581 00:24:31.200 --> 00:24:35.319 Yeah, our asses were not made equal? Well, No, I 582 00:24:35.400 --> 00:24:38.799 respected though, for sure. Okay, how long did it take 583 00:24:38.799 --> 00:24:40.759 before you guys started fucking other people? And was it 584 00:24:40.799 --> 00:24:43.200 girls before guys or it's. 585 00:24:43.000 --> 00:24:45.759 Always been girls? 586 00:24:45.920 --> 00:24:46.119 Yeah? 587 00:24:46.119 --> 00:24:52.039 We haven't. We literally like just involved another guy in 588 00:24:52.359 --> 00:24:55.720 content like three days ago, so probably by the time 589 00:24:55.759 --> 00:24:57.960 this airs, it'll be out. But it's not even out yet. 590 00:24:58.000 --> 00:25:00.759 We haven't told anybody, so so yeah, up until here, 591 00:25:00.799 --> 00:25:04.960 it's all her collabs have been with other women or couples, 592 00:25:05.000 --> 00:25:08.279 like soft swaps, like I'll fuck their wife and then 593 00:25:08.799 --> 00:25:14.039 you know, she'll like blow. 594 00:25:11.880 --> 00:25:15.079 Full blown vaginal until a few days ago. Was it 595 00:25:15.160 --> 00:25:17.559 hard for you to watch him fuck other girls or no? 596 00:25:17.680 --> 00:25:21.039 That was all good, but I'm assuming it was challenging 597 00:25:21.079 --> 00:25:22.480 for you to wrap your head around the idea of 598 00:25:22.519 --> 00:25:24.839 another dick going in her guy waited a while. 599 00:25:25.039 --> 00:25:28.599 Not really. I dated another girl prior to her that 600 00:25:28.599 --> 00:25:32.359 that was a creator, and she fucked another dude and 601 00:25:32.400 --> 00:25:34.640 I was like whatever, And then I fucked another girl 602 00:25:34.680 --> 00:25:38.759 and she lost her ship and really that was That 603 00:25:38.880 --> 00:25:40.079 was an experience. 604 00:25:40.119 --> 00:25:43.079 But was there any particular reason, what did you like 605 00:25:43.160 --> 00:25:45.039 show the other girl too much affection or something? 606 00:25:45.079 --> 00:25:47.319 Oh? Man, I don't know. I think I think. 607 00:25:47.240 --> 00:25:47.960 She's just a nut. 608 00:25:48.240 --> 00:25:50.960 Yeah, that was it. I just I think we did 609 00:25:51.279 --> 00:25:53.599 We did a scene on a porch and she like 610 00:25:53.759 --> 00:25:55.880 was like, what the fuck you did an outdoor scene. 611 00:25:55.880 --> 00:25:57.640 We've never done an outdoor scene. 612 00:25:58.079 --> 00:25:59.359 I'm like, what is it matter? 613 00:26:00.400 --> 00:26:02.960 So yeah, to me, it's it's the job, you know. Yeah, 614 00:26:02.960 --> 00:26:05.839 we work a weird fucking job, but it's fun nine 615 00:26:06.400 --> 00:26:09.759 of the time and it pays, so you know, do 616 00:26:09.839 --> 00:26:10.440 what you gotta do. 617 00:26:10.480 --> 00:26:12.480 I almost start doing some like that. You fucked him 618 00:26:12.519 --> 00:26:14.440 on a boat. I never fucked you on a boat. 619 00:26:15.720 --> 00:26:17.160 I mean, you want to rent a yacht for me 620 00:26:17.200 --> 00:26:20.480 to fuck you on? I will, nah, but I thought you'll. 621 00:26:20.319 --> 00:26:24.839 Get a little rowboat. 622 00:26:22.079 --> 00:26:25.640 At kayak Yeah, canoe something like that. 623 00:26:27.319 --> 00:26:29.960 Okay, So you guys, like, what what is life like 624 00:26:30.559 --> 00:26:34.200 living and shooting porn in the It's not a van, 625 00:26:34.319 --> 00:26:36.279 what's called You're just fucking in the vent? 626 00:26:38.039 --> 00:26:39.920 So actually you. 627 00:26:40.119 --> 00:26:42.240 Haul because my van broke down side to rent a 628 00:26:42.319 --> 00:26:44.720 U haul. So yeah, we fucked in the back of 629 00:26:44.720 --> 00:26:47.279 the U haul early on. But yeah, we weren't posting 630 00:26:47.279 --> 00:26:48.319 our content yet. 631 00:26:48.440 --> 00:26:50.880 Oh but so you guys don't really fucking what's it airstream? 632 00:26:51.039 --> 00:26:52.960 I mean we have fucked in the airstream. 633 00:26:53.079 --> 00:26:54.759 Yeah, I got it pregnant in the airstream. 634 00:26:55.160 --> 00:26:57.200 Whoa, and you got rid of it, I'm assuming. 635 00:26:57.319 --> 00:26:59.519 Yeah, I got knocked up at a trailer park. 636 00:27:00.079 --> 00:27:05.200 Yeah, huh, that's hot. Yeah, wait, but so you just 637 00:27:05.400 --> 00:27:08.319 it's not ideal for filming or anything like. 638 00:27:08.440 --> 00:27:10.720 No, it gets pretty cramped. The lighting in there is 639 00:27:10.799 --> 00:27:14.359 kind of shit, you know, and obviously if anybody outside 640 00:27:14.400 --> 00:27:17.160 of it will just see it, you know, rocking and 641 00:27:17.240 --> 00:27:19.119 bouncing and just it's. 642 00:27:19.880 --> 00:27:23.440 So preferred is to go out into nature or something 643 00:27:23.480 --> 00:27:25.599 and do it like that, or get a hotel room. 644 00:27:26.079 --> 00:27:28.240 Okay, that's in a house as well, but don't. 645 00:27:28.400 --> 00:27:29.079 You also have a house. 646 00:27:29.359 --> 00:27:32.640 Yeah, yeah, so you know, she she moved from Texas 647 00:27:32.839 --> 00:27:35.240 immediately up to Phoenix because I was like, don't come 648 00:27:35.240 --> 00:27:37.920 to Tucsons. Tuson's kind of a shithole, to be honest. 649 00:27:38.000 --> 00:27:40.279 You have friends, and there are nice parts at Tuson, 650 00:27:40.319 --> 00:27:42.319 don't get me wrong. But move to Phoenix where you 651 00:27:42.359 --> 00:27:44.960 have friends. I'll come up and see you, you know, 652 00:27:45.000 --> 00:27:47.279 all the time. So she had an apartment in Scottsdale 653 00:27:47.359 --> 00:27:51.000 for like nine months after we initially got engaged, and 654 00:27:51.039 --> 00:27:54.799 then she moved down to Tucson with me. So she 655 00:27:54.880 --> 00:27:57.759 has an apartment there. I have my property still where 656 00:27:57.799 --> 00:27:59.839 I'm building the houses and all that, but those aren't 657 00:28:00.079 --> 00:28:02.400 really close to being done and those will probably be 658 00:28:02.720 --> 00:28:06.160 rentals down the road anyway. So yeah, we have a 659 00:28:06.160 --> 00:28:06.880 proper house. 660 00:28:07.000 --> 00:28:09.279 Yeah, but well anywhere yeah. 661 00:28:12.119 --> 00:28:14.720 Oh shit, wow, I love it, very. 662 00:28:14.680 --> 00:28:16.680 Very fascinating story. So you guys have been together how 663 00:28:16.680 --> 00:28:19.359 long now almost. 664 00:28:19.640 --> 00:28:21.680 Almost our one year marriage anniversary. 665 00:28:22.000 --> 00:28:23.640 Did you guys have a proper wedding or did you 666 00:28:23.680 --> 00:28:24.799 guys like go to the courthouse? 667 00:28:24.880 --> 00:28:28.720 So we got a loped in Norway. Oh it was fun. 668 00:28:28.880 --> 00:28:30.839 It was fun just the two of us and the 669 00:28:30.839 --> 00:28:33.640 two photographers and then but yeah, on paper we got 670 00:28:33.640 --> 00:28:36.839 married at the courthouse. Was it prior to going to 671 00:28:36.880 --> 00:28:41.039 Norway after? Yeah? But uh yeah, Norway was beautiful, so 672 00:28:41.119 --> 00:28:41.680 good choice. 673 00:28:41.680 --> 00:28:44.279 And I'm not like we didn't want to have a 674 00:28:44.359 --> 00:28:44.839 real wedding. 675 00:28:45.039 --> 00:28:48.400 Just no, I don't talk to my family. We had 676 00:28:48.440 --> 00:28:50.440 a huge falling out when I started doing the only 677 00:28:50.480 --> 00:28:51.519 fans and the porn shit. 678 00:28:51.720 --> 00:28:54.880 So really they haven't relented or anything, no. 679 00:28:54.799 --> 00:28:56.880 And I just want I was fed up. I'm like, 680 00:28:57.079 --> 00:29:00.440 you know, we had a long religious so oh my 681 00:29:00.480 --> 00:29:03.559 mom was very religious and then my dad. I never 682 00:29:03.640 --> 00:29:05.880 knew that well. I like I'd go out to Long 683 00:29:05.920 --> 00:29:09.200 Island and meet with him on weekends from like thirteen 684 00:29:09.240 --> 00:29:11.400 to seventeen. But after that, like we just never really 685 00:29:11.400 --> 00:29:13.440 built a bond. I didn't grow up with them, so 686 00:29:14.359 --> 00:29:16.119 I don't talk to that side of the family. But yeah, 687 00:29:16.200 --> 00:29:18.920 Mom's side is pretty religious, so that never flew well 688 00:29:19.000 --> 00:29:21.519 with her. Time to cut ties. 689 00:29:21.559 --> 00:29:24.599 And so how do you do the ayes? Like do 690 00:29:24.640 --> 00:29:27.119 you just kind of clamp it real quick with the 691 00:29:27.160 --> 00:29:29.000 needle and it just turns the whole thing black. 692 00:29:29.119 --> 00:29:33.799 It's syringes. So they inject it. They go in depending 693 00:29:33.839 --> 00:29:35.440 on like the color. A lot of people do the 694 00:29:35.480 --> 00:29:37.640 solid black. You can get that in like one or 695 00:29:37.640 --> 00:29:40.759 two injections, but because I have like a gray wash, 696 00:29:40.799 --> 00:29:44.000 there's some like marbling to it. I think we did 697 00:29:44.039 --> 00:29:47.200 three injections in each eye and then I had to 698 00:29:47.240 --> 00:29:50.240 get a touch up like a year later. And yeah, 699 00:29:50.480 --> 00:29:53.400 just just little, tiny, little needle they go in under 700 00:29:53.440 --> 00:29:54.680 the top of the. 701 00:29:54.960 --> 00:29:56.319 It doesn't change your vision at all. 702 00:29:56.759 --> 00:29:57.799 I was just going to say, do you have to 703 00:29:57.799 --> 00:29:59.920 go to the optometrist like more frequently than other. 704 00:30:00.319 --> 00:30:02.680 No, I've never been. I see fine. I mean there 705 00:30:02.680 --> 00:30:04.359 have been people who have gotten fucked up from it. 706 00:30:04.480 --> 00:30:07.000 You know, people have gone blind, lost an eye over it. 707 00:30:07.880 --> 00:30:10.960 But the guy who did mine is like the originator. 708 00:30:11.039 --> 00:30:13.920 He like started the procedure. I used to follow him 709 00:30:13.960 --> 00:30:16.359 like on the BME zine back in like the mid 710 00:30:16.440 --> 00:30:19.599 two thousands, all the gnarly fucking body mod stuff. So 711 00:30:19.640 --> 00:30:22.079 I saw them like learning how to tattoo eyes, so 712 00:30:22.079 --> 00:30:23.640 I always knew i'd go to him. But there's been 713 00:30:23.680 --> 00:30:26.559 a lot of like South American guys who have just 714 00:30:26.680 --> 00:30:28.920 fucked around and like blinded people and. 715 00:30:29.000 --> 00:30:32.160 They wow, if you could remove one of his tattoos, 716 00:30:32.160 --> 00:30:33.720 which would it be good? 717 00:30:33.799 --> 00:30:34.119 Question? 718 00:30:36.079 --> 00:30:37.720 Is there any of them that you don't really? 719 00:30:38.039 --> 00:30:39.839 I guess maybe the one on his foot. He doesn't 720 00:30:39.880 --> 00:30:40.480 like that one. 721 00:30:40.319 --> 00:30:42.519 So it's just scribbles. 722 00:30:43.519 --> 00:30:44.759 What is this red one? 723 00:30:45.279 --> 00:30:49.000 So that scarification? Yeah, yeah, so that was done with scalpels. 724 00:30:49.119 --> 00:30:52.440 They just cut away your skin and peel it off 725 00:30:52.680 --> 00:30:55.200 and then it heals. So this is also so this 726 00:30:55.319 --> 00:30:59.200 was solid black originally, and then scarification was done over 727 00:30:59.279 --> 00:31:01.680 so it kind of like moves the ink and then 728 00:31:02.440 --> 00:31:05.680 kind of leaves like a light white scarring if it's 729 00:31:05.720 --> 00:31:08.319 done over to skin. So that's what the pink one is. 730 00:31:08.599 --> 00:31:09.960 Part of me feels like I should have done my 731 00:31:10.000 --> 00:31:10.519 hair like that. 732 00:31:11.400 --> 00:31:12.720 Didn't she used to be blonde. 733 00:31:12.799 --> 00:31:16.079 Every couple of years, I feel like down my hair blonde. 734 00:31:16.240 --> 00:31:20.680 It takes so god like this this was like, I've 735 00:31:20.680 --> 00:31:22.160 been wanting to shave my head for a while, so 736 00:31:22.160 --> 00:31:23.519 I'm going to do it. 737 00:31:23.839 --> 00:31:25.759 I don't really like you with the blonde, but if 738 00:31:25.759 --> 00:31:27.519 you didn't like it, I. 739 00:31:27.440 --> 00:31:29.000 Think I did the wrong blonde last time. 740 00:31:29.000 --> 00:31:31.880 Though it took a bit, took a few different toners 741 00:31:31.920 --> 00:31:34.160 to get it looking. I like it. 742 00:31:34.160 --> 00:31:37.599 But yeah, it's like a higher pain intolerance than most people. 743 00:31:37.599 --> 00:31:39.279 Would you say, or is he kind of a baby 744 00:31:39.279 --> 00:31:40.680 and he just does it anyways? 745 00:31:41.079 --> 00:31:44.119 It depends on the pain. I mean for tattooing and 746 00:31:44.240 --> 00:31:48.240 your body mod stuff. I'm pretty good. But we did 747 00:31:48.319 --> 00:31:49.839 like a cold plunge the other day. 748 00:31:50.000 --> 00:31:53.279 I care for cold a baby with that, but the 749 00:31:53.319 --> 00:31:58.720 creator's ink one. Yeah, everybody in La only fans world, 750 00:31:58.720 --> 00:32:00.799 that's their first cold plunch myself as well. 751 00:32:02.279 --> 00:32:05.319 What else a cold tents? And then oh when I 752 00:32:05.319 --> 00:32:05.880 get sick? 753 00:32:06.680 --> 00:32:08.680 Oh gone, I thought, oh man, this is what I 754 00:32:08.720 --> 00:32:10.599 was thinking of, like every every guy, like when when 755 00:32:10.759 --> 00:32:13.200 I seen him get chatted and he's like, it's really 756 00:32:13.200 --> 00:32:15.759 painful for him, and then it's like you have so 757 00:32:15.880 --> 00:32:17.640 many and then if you get sick, it's kind. 758 00:32:17.480 --> 00:32:19.240 Of like dying. 759 00:32:19.640 --> 00:32:21.440 If I get sick, I just use it as an 760 00:32:21.440 --> 00:32:25.160 excuse to just wallow in my own sadness for days. 761 00:32:25.079 --> 00:32:25.880 To be taken care of. 762 00:32:26.079 --> 00:32:27.680 No. I got a cold recently and I had to 763 00:32:27.759 --> 00:32:30.039 podcast like every day, all day for like four or 764 00:32:30.079 --> 00:32:33.519 five days, and that was pretty rough. But that is 765 00:32:33.519 --> 00:32:39.519 what it is. Yeah, thank you for ship that. I like, 766 00:32:39.599 --> 00:32:41.519 a You're talking about him like he's like the craziest 767 00:32:41.559 --> 00:32:43.000 freaking nature ever, and I'm. 768 00:32:42.920 --> 00:32:43.960 Like the tongue too. 769 00:32:44.200 --> 00:32:46.279 I didn't talk about like freaking nature. I really get 770 00:32:46.319 --> 00:32:48.960 his scarification, which I've never seen before, and I'm like, oh, 771 00:32:49.279 --> 00:32:49.640 did you. 772 00:32:49.599 --> 00:32:50.240 Notice the ear? 773 00:32:50.599 --> 00:32:51.519 So he chopped off. 774 00:32:55.960 --> 00:33:00.119 With a hexagon little he so that's just like a 775 00:33:00.240 --> 00:33:01.319 silicone implant. 776 00:33:01.599 --> 00:33:03.680 Now I have his ear in a jar on my desk. 777 00:33:03.960 --> 00:33:06.559 The reactions on my face of this episode are going 778 00:33:06.640 --> 00:33:08.359 to be crazy because that just scared the shit out 779 00:33:08.359 --> 00:33:08.519 of me. 780 00:33:08.759 --> 00:33:09.079 Really. 781 00:33:09.279 --> 00:33:11.960 Yes, fun fact when I just realized I knew this 782 00:33:11.960 --> 00:33:13.359 for a little bit. I have the same birthday as 783 00:33:13.440 --> 00:33:15.119 van Go who cut off his ear and gave it 784 00:33:15.160 --> 00:33:17.559 to a prostitute. So when I cut off my ear, 785 00:33:17.720 --> 00:33:20.319 I TAXI dirmat it. I did. I made it a 786 00:33:20.400 --> 00:33:23.279 sweat specimen and I gave it to my wore wife. 787 00:33:23.799 --> 00:33:24.759 That's a gift. 788 00:33:26.200 --> 00:33:27.119 You guys are the same. 789 00:33:27.119 --> 00:33:29.279 Modern van Is that like a prize possession of it? 790 00:33:29.920 --> 00:33:30.680 Wow, it's great. 791 00:33:30.920 --> 00:33:33.920 Is it molding because it has like form aldehyde and 792 00:33:33.960 --> 00:33:36.119 everything in it, so it's like properly preserved. 793 00:33:36.480 --> 00:33:37.960 Is there a part of my body that I could 794 00:33:38.000 --> 00:33:41.079 give you that I would appreciate? Yeah? 795 00:33:41.440 --> 00:33:41.839 Now, so. 796 00:33:43.400 --> 00:33:44.799 You can make it a cute little necklace. 797 00:33:46.799 --> 00:33:48.279 I don't want to fuck up my stability. 798 00:33:48.319 --> 00:33:51.839 I'm like very squeamish. I don't like getting my blood drawn. 799 00:33:52.200 --> 00:33:53.680 I don't want to look. They're like, do you want 800 00:33:53.720 --> 00:33:55.359 us to count you down? And like, just do it? 801 00:33:55.480 --> 00:33:55.799 Do it? 802 00:33:55.880 --> 00:33:56.599 Just fucking do it. 803 00:33:56.680 --> 00:33:57.799 You're the normy of the studio. 804 00:33:57.880 --> 00:34:00.200 I am such a normy and I'm okay. 805 00:34:00.079 --> 00:34:03.720 Thought you've actually done more body modifications than he has. 806 00:34:03.799 --> 00:34:06.319 It's just mostly transferring a fat around your body. 807 00:34:06.359 --> 00:34:07.720 But I have to be put out for it. I 808 00:34:07.720 --> 00:34:10.280 don't see anything like I know they've filmed me for 809 00:34:10.400 --> 00:34:12.199 my surgeries and the doctor will post it on their 810 00:34:12.199 --> 00:34:15.239 Instagram or their snapchat. Refuse to watch, really don't want 811 00:34:15.280 --> 00:34:19.559 to see it, really watch? I mean, you saw me 812 00:34:19.599 --> 00:34:21.559 getting cut open for the C section? Was that fun 813 00:34:21.599 --> 00:34:21.920 for you? 814 00:34:23.400 --> 00:34:25.760 I couldn't, like one hundred percent see it. 815 00:34:26.280 --> 00:34:28.599 They take out your organs and then they put it back. 816 00:34:28.760 --> 00:34:30.840 I like see that they were doing it. Yeah, I 817 00:34:30.840 --> 00:34:32.639 mean just like seeing somebody cut you open. 818 00:34:32.639 --> 00:34:34.599 Was like, no, not fun. 819 00:34:34.639 --> 00:34:38.079 I don't want to see. She watches all this shit happened. 820 00:34:38.719 --> 00:34:40.719 She filmed getting chopped. 821 00:34:40.360 --> 00:34:42.280 Off, and did they numb it? 822 00:34:43.280 --> 00:34:46.920 They have, they have their trade secret secrets, so yeah they. 823 00:34:48.239 --> 00:34:50.800 I'm over here asking chat GBC for like the best 824 00:34:50.880 --> 00:34:55.599 get care routine possible, and you are literally purposefully cutting 825 00:34:55.599 --> 00:34:58.239 into your skin and creating damage on purpose. 826 00:34:59.039 --> 00:34:59.559 It's crazy. 827 00:35:00.000 --> 00:35:01.760 It looks cool though, it looks very cool. Now. You 828 00:35:01.840 --> 00:35:05.760 have a great look, and I feel like this, this 829 00:35:05.800 --> 00:35:08.760 obviously has made you so much money and you found 830 00:35:08.800 --> 00:35:10.440 the right girl, because I don't think a lot of 831 00:35:10.440 --> 00:35:13.199 women would be impressed by an ear lobe piece. 832 00:35:13.480 --> 00:35:13.679 Oh no. 833 00:35:13.719 --> 00:35:15.639 Whenever he told me he wanted a tattoo his eyes, 834 00:35:15.679 --> 00:35:17.239 I was like, you shouldn't do it tomorrow. 835 00:35:17.920 --> 00:35:20.199 Wow, there's part of me that looks like him and 836 00:35:20.440 --> 00:35:23.800 feels like I should have kept getting tattooed like my face. 837 00:35:24.320 --> 00:35:26.079 He has more cool points than you. 838 00:35:26.679 --> 00:35:30.239 It's just more like attension getting It's like more memorable, 839 00:35:30.679 --> 00:35:33.239 you know where It's like I look at like plost 840 00:35:33.280 --> 00:35:35.679 Malone and like little Zaan, all these people over the 841 00:35:35.760 --> 00:35:40.280 years where it's like they became such memes by getting 842 00:35:40.280 --> 00:35:42.400 on the fucking face tattoos. And I feel like I 843 00:35:42.440 --> 00:35:45.519 got the Lisa Simpson and then had a little bit 844 00:35:45.559 --> 00:35:47.880 of regret in terms of just like, god, damn, I 845 00:35:47.920 --> 00:35:49.679 really like put that kind of like all the way 846 00:35:50.360 --> 00:35:52.960 on my face and just never got any like really 847 00:35:53.719 --> 00:35:56.719 bold face tattoos after that. But there is part of 848 00:35:56.760 --> 00:36:00.440 me that's like, you should have got fucking mister Burns 849 00:36:00.480 --> 00:36:04.000 on your cheek or something like, just just to be 850 00:36:04.320 --> 00:36:07.480 a better meme. Like the guy who has the fucking 851 00:36:07.480 --> 00:36:10.960 Ann Frank tattooed on his face. I will never forget that. 852 00:36:10.960 --> 00:36:12.280 That's hilarious. 853 00:36:12.440 --> 00:36:14.079 I mean that blue face, you know. 854 00:36:15.360 --> 00:36:16.119 Oh my god. 855 00:36:16.519 --> 00:36:18.440 The first time I showed my grandmother a photo of 856 00:36:18.480 --> 00:36:21.920 him when we first started dating, she was genuinely like scared, 857 00:36:22.079 --> 00:36:24.159 which was why I asked how it went with your 858 00:36:24.159 --> 00:36:24.840 family with him? 859 00:36:24.960 --> 00:36:27.119 Yeah, I mean, well my mom was very scared. And 860 00:36:27.119 --> 00:36:29.199 then a lot of my like close personal friends were 861 00:36:29.239 --> 00:36:31.440 asking if I was like Okay, They're like, are you 862 00:36:31.519 --> 00:36:32.840 being trafficked? Like are you? 863 00:36:33.400 --> 00:36:34.480 And have you ever been to jail? 864 00:36:34.840 --> 00:36:34.960 No? 865 00:36:35.079 --> 00:36:37.360 Because that's the I feel like the assumption that people 866 00:36:37.440 --> 00:36:38.519 make when they see someone. 867 00:36:38.639 --> 00:36:41.280 I've never I've never had any run ins other than 868 00:36:41.320 --> 00:36:43.840 a dui in my early twenties. That was it. 869 00:36:44.119 --> 00:36:47.000 But I do say good white guys get different kind 870 00:36:47.000 --> 00:36:48.800 of tattoos and Jill oh. 871 00:36:49.159 --> 00:36:50.440 I don't want to know any about this. 872 00:36:50.599 --> 00:36:52.199 I don't. I'm just saying that, like those are like 873 00:36:52.960 --> 00:36:53.719 more artistic. 874 00:36:53.880 --> 00:36:55.880 If I ever had to go, i'd probably fare. Okay, 875 00:36:56.000 --> 00:36:58.159 you know, I can. I can do some pretty sick 876 00:36:58.199 --> 00:36:59.360 stick and poke tattoos. 877 00:36:59.440 --> 00:37:01.599 And have you ever made a knife out of a 878 00:37:01.639 --> 00:37:04.440 ceiling fan blade? That kind of thing is what you're 879 00:37:04.480 --> 00:37:05.480 gonna have to learn, jail. I guess. 880 00:37:06.480 --> 00:37:08.920 Also, yeah, on the straight, so don't let them know 881 00:37:08.960 --> 00:37:09.840 you like getting pegged. 882 00:37:09.960 --> 00:37:12.000 I know, right, are you out there now? 883 00:37:12.079 --> 00:37:15.760 Are you totally natural? Would you ever get anything done? 884 00:37:16.000 --> 00:37:17.119 Or are you committed to it? 885 00:37:17.800 --> 00:37:20.400 I thought about maybe doing like a full on bodysuit, 886 00:37:20.440 --> 00:37:23.800 since I have a clean slate, you know, but like 887 00:37:24.119 --> 00:37:26.920 was a body see like a tat tattoo like full black, 888 00:37:27.199 --> 00:37:29.239 well not full black, but like there's like a concept 889 00:37:29.320 --> 00:37:33.320 but for people who want to get the entire body 890 00:37:33.360 --> 00:37:35.840 suit of tattoos, because most people start by getting you know, 891 00:37:35.960 --> 00:37:38.400 just like a tattoo here, tattoo there, but having a 892 00:37:38.440 --> 00:37:41.800 completely clean slate is like a tattoo artist dream to 893 00:37:41.960 --> 00:37:45.480 just completely blast over something the entire body. I'm twenty eight, 894 00:37:45.760 --> 00:37:46.280 twenty eight. 895 00:37:46.920 --> 00:37:49.320 I mean, I feel like because when I met her, 896 00:37:49.880 --> 00:37:53.519 she was like open to getting tattoos, and somehow I 897 00:37:53.639 --> 00:37:56.400 was fairly wise and I was like, no, don't do it, 898 00:37:56.519 --> 00:37:58.239 Like you just don't want to do it. You're like, 899 00:37:58.679 --> 00:37:59.920 you're pure, You're natural. 900 00:38:00.400 --> 00:38:02.360 I also just could never do it because I don't 901 00:38:02.360 --> 00:38:04.440 have the pain tolerance for it, Like I just would 902 00:38:04.440 --> 00:38:05.559 not be I didn't know this. 903 00:38:05.679 --> 00:38:07.280 I didn't know how much of a thing it is 904 00:38:07.280 --> 00:38:09.480 in the porn world. But you're either like tattooed or 905 00:38:09.480 --> 00:38:12.639 you're not, and that not is probably like easier to monetize. 906 00:38:12.760 --> 00:38:14.880 Yeah, I'm still definitely like teetering on the idea. I'm 907 00:38:14.880 --> 00:38:16.559 going to think about it for like another year or 908 00:38:16.559 --> 00:38:18.239 two and decide if I fully want to do it. 909 00:38:18.320 --> 00:38:20.000 But I know one thing I will do is split 910 00:38:20.039 --> 00:38:23.400 my tongue whenever he does his as well. Really wow, 911 00:38:23.440 --> 00:38:24.360 because it'd be really fun. 912 00:38:26.159 --> 00:38:26.880 It would be fun. 913 00:38:27.400 --> 00:38:28.079 She's squeamish. 914 00:38:28.320 --> 00:38:30.800 I am, so you think the actual act of it 915 00:38:30.840 --> 00:38:32.800 happening will be fun, or just having it having it. 916 00:38:32.760 --> 00:38:34.840 Would be fun because a lot of people ask it's like, well, 917 00:38:34.960 --> 00:38:38.320 somebody like me so clean slate next to a demon. 918 00:38:38.599 --> 00:38:42.760 It's like yeah, it's like do you have anything, like 919 00:38:42.800 --> 00:38:45.119 if he's all tatted, and I could just be like no. 920 00:38:44.960 --> 00:38:47.800 But I don't know, you know, yeah, it makes sense 921 00:38:47.840 --> 00:38:51.159 to how many tattoos. I love someone with no tattoos. 922 00:38:51.760 --> 00:38:55.199 I think she'd look awesome with like an entire bodysuit 923 00:38:55.239 --> 00:38:57.360 as well. But like for our work, it doesn't make 924 00:38:57.400 --> 00:38:59.960 sense because you'd have to be getting tattooed like every 925 00:39:00.199 --> 00:39:03.239 week for years, and then you'd have all the awkward stages, 926 00:39:03.320 --> 00:39:06.360 and you know, people love just natural looking girls, so 927 00:39:06.440 --> 00:39:09.440 it like doesn't fit. But if someday you retire and 928 00:39:09.480 --> 00:39:10.880 you're like, I want to body see, I'd be. 929 00:39:10.920 --> 00:39:14.360 Like, all right, have you thought about going full porn 930 00:39:14.440 --> 00:39:17.000 star with it shooting mainstream and doing stuff like that. 931 00:39:18.119 --> 00:39:20.880 I've had thoughts about it, but I just really like 932 00:39:20.960 --> 00:39:23.559 making all my content very like genuine and authentic. I 933 00:39:23.559 --> 00:39:25.440 don't like acting. I don't like putting on a show, 934 00:39:25.960 --> 00:39:27.920 so I just prefer to keep it more on like 935 00:39:27.920 --> 00:39:31.519 the amateur side produce everything ourselves at it everything ourselves. 936 00:39:32.079 --> 00:39:32.840 So it's fun. 937 00:39:33.199 --> 00:39:36.719 Yeah, they're working with mainstream performing. 938 00:39:36.800 --> 00:39:37.920 I love working with mainstream. 939 00:39:38.000 --> 00:39:42.599 Yeah. They're all super solid, like very professional, like just easy, 940 00:39:42.679 --> 00:39:45.159 you know, cut and dry. We've all been bubbly the 941 00:39:45.159 --> 00:39:45.840 ones we've met. 942 00:39:46.039 --> 00:39:48.960 Especially once you've had a bunch of disasters with like 943 00:39:49.039 --> 00:39:51.880 random people you met on Instagram, then you'll really appreciate 944 00:39:51.920 --> 00:39:56.920 somebody who's like major studio vetted because typically they're there's 945 00:39:56.960 --> 00:39:59.480 no risk, they're just going to be straight up, you know. 946 00:39:59.559 --> 00:40:01.159 The only fans money is nice. 947 00:40:01.199 --> 00:40:05.119 So yeah, I mean it's really just like promotion for 948 00:40:05.360 --> 00:40:07.079 your only fans, you know, because the amount of money 949 00:40:07.079 --> 00:40:10.119 they're gonna pay is not really all that meaningful, but 950 00:40:10.519 --> 00:40:13.840 it does make you look good, introduce you to another audience, 951 00:40:13.920 --> 00:40:16.280 like really like Browsers and Vixen at the end of 952 00:40:16.320 --> 00:40:18.440 the day, like they might have their own business model, 953 00:40:18.440 --> 00:40:21.599 but for your purposes, it's basically like a series of 954 00:40:21.639 --> 00:40:27.760 Instagram shout outs. Yeah you know, but okay, so what 955 00:40:27.840 --> 00:40:30.760 drugs do you do if any I'm sure people ask 956 00:40:30.840 --> 00:40:31.840 that a lot. I'm just curious. 957 00:40:33.280 --> 00:40:38.280 I don't do recreationally. I'll still do like psychedelics. I'll 958 00:40:38.280 --> 00:40:41.559 do mushrooms. If somebody had good acid, I would take acid. 959 00:40:41.840 --> 00:40:43.519 That's pretty much it. I don't smoke, we don't do 960 00:40:43.639 --> 00:40:47.000 any hard drugs. I don't drink anymore. I go through phases. 961 00:40:47.079 --> 00:40:49.719 Last year I spent the entire year sober, and then 962 00:40:50.039 --> 00:40:52.320 early this year, you know, I was going through like 963 00:40:52.360 --> 00:40:54.960 a depressive phase. I'm like, why am I not drinking? 964 00:40:55.000 --> 00:40:56.800 Maybe it'll cheer me up a little bit. So I 965 00:40:56.800 --> 00:40:59.360 spent like three months drunk and I was miserable again. 966 00:40:59.400 --> 00:41:02.039 So I was like, I got go sober again. But yeah, 967 00:41:02.119 --> 00:41:06.960 so I just hopped on like fucking gear, like testosterone 968 00:41:07.000 --> 00:41:09.800 and on. It just started because I was like, you 969 00:41:09.800 --> 00:41:11.280 know what, it'd be kind of funny to see what 970 00:41:11.320 --> 00:41:15.159 happens to somebody who didn't even work out prior, Like 971 00:41:15.239 --> 00:41:17.360 would it make that big of a difference. 972 00:41:17.000 --> 00:41:17.960 And now you're working out? 973 00:41:18.239 --> 00:41:21.719 Yeah, now I work out daily. Taking that ship but yeah, 974 00:41:21.800 --> 00:41:24.760 and then you know, the face tattoos are are complements 975 00:41:24.800 --> 00:41:27.639 of of the zandemic a little bit, you know, xanax 976 00:41:27.760 --> 00:41:29.320 and probably partly your fault. 977 00:41:29.440 --> 00:41:34.400 Yeah, well sound Cloud or Lisa Simpson was that era 978 00:41:34.480 --> 00:41:37.079 as well. Yeah, so take a little xanax. You might 979 00:41:37.119 --> 00:41:38.840 want to get a Simpon's character in your face, you. 980 00:41:38.800 --> 00:41:41.000 Know, Oh great, so take xanaxmyl Yeah. 981 00:41:41.039 --> 00:41:42.960 I took that pretty hard for a few weeks and 982 00:41:43.199 --> 00:41:46.440 woke up with a giant blackout face tattoo and was like, 983 00:41:46.559 --> 00:41:50.440 I think I'll quit now now that I've properly ruined 984 00:41:50.440 --> 00:41:50.920 my life. 985 00:41:50.960 --> 00:41:52.320 But do you think it's too late for me to 986 00:41:52.320 --> 00:41:54.199 get a much of faceatoos? Do it? 987 00:41:54.760 --> 00:41:56.280 What's stopping you? 988 00:41:56.280 --> 00:41:57.280 You don't want me to know. 989 00:41:57.360 --> 00:41:58.880 I tried to get you to get that smaller. I 990 00:41:58.920 --> 00:42:00.679 was there, I said make it, and you did not 991 00:42:00.760 --> 00:42:01.239 listened to me. 992 00:42:01.440 --> 00:42:04.079 Okay, but if I like the cheeks and the forehead 993 00:42:04.119 --> 00:42:06.199 and everything, no, you're a post. 994 00:42:06.360 --> 00:42:08.280 I am a post all right. 995 00:42:08.840 --> 00:42:09.639 That sucks. 996 00:42:10.000 --> 00:42:11.800 I'm still controlling you. 997 00:42:12.039 --> 00:42:14.880 Just some like awkward stages too, I mean with any tattoos, 998 00:42:14.880 --> 00:42:17.039 but especially with the face, Like you're walking around in 999 00:42:17.079 --> 00:42:19.960 awkward stages like I look like looking back I was, 1000 00:42:20.639 --> 00:42:23.360 I was. We were talking fuck for a while, like 1001 00:42:23.920 --> 00:42:24.519 I don't. 1002 00:42:26.079 --> 00:42:27.800 Like professional settings with you. 1003 00:42:27.800 --> 00:42:31.639 You know it's like yeah, no, for sure, like I forget. 1004 00:42:31.800 --> 00:42:36.599 But like before I was like pretty well known. People 1005 00:42:36.639 --> 00:42:38.079 would come up to me all the time, and just 1006 00:42:38.119 --> 00:42:40.679 ask about tattoos and it still happens like something like 1007 00:42:40.719 --> 00:42:42.800 a fucking waiter like called me over the other day 1008 00:42:42.800 --> 00:42:44.880 and was like, Hey, I'm thinking he's like gonna ask 1009 00:42:44.920 --> 00:42:46.840 me for a self and he's like, I make tattoos 1010 00:42:46.880 --> 00:42:50.000 you got, And I'm just like what I say? I 1011 00:42:50.000 --> 00:42:51.480 was thinking, like, what the fuck is wrong with you? 1012 00:42:51.639 --> 00:42:53.480 Like, do you go to Disneyland? 1013 00:42:54.320 --> 00:42:55.639 We were just talking about that. 1014 00:42:55.920 --> 00:42:58.519 I just like, I want to have a GoPro attached 1015 00:42:58.519 --> 00:43:00.400 to the back of your head just to see you 1016 00:43:00.440 --> 00:43:04.400 should behind their Yeah, like, I just know that people 1017 00:43:04.440 --> 00:43:06.360 are looking. You know, I've seen you on Instagram, so 1018 00:43:06.440 --> 00:43:09.639 I'm desensitized to it, I guess, But I just know 1019 00:43:09.719 --> 00:43:12.679 that in these very normy spaces it must be weird. 1020 00:43:12.920 --> 00:43:15.199 Yeah you want to go, but I'm afraid he's going 1021 00:43:15.280 --> 00:43:15.920 to get kicked out. 1022 00:43:16.280 --> 00:43:18.559 Just kick you out, weird aware. 1023 00:43:18.800 --> 00:43:21.800 I feel like if you have too much colleavage showing, 1024 00:43:21.880 --> 00:43:23.760 you're more likely to get kicked out than he is. 1025 00:43:23.800 --> 00:43:27.920 For the Really, I'll just put on like a Star Wars. 1026 00:43:27.920 --> 00:43:30.239 Hemet we could go if she wanted to go to 1027 00:43:30.280 --> 00:43:32.719 Disney and I was like, yeah, that would go. But 1028 00:43:32.840 --> 00:43:35.000 also we had the discussion so I'll let you guys wain, 1029 00:43:35.440 --> 00:43:38.360 is it wrong of me to go to Disneyland because 1030 00:43:38.400 --> 00:43:40.679 think about it. Maybe some like six year old kid, 1031 00:43:40.920 --> 00:43:44.599 but maybe you know, an overseas kid comes to Disneyland 1032 00:43:44.639 --> 00:43:46.480 and they're seeing Mickey Mouse and then they see like 1033 00:43:46.519 --> 00:43:49.199 a fucking demon walking down the street. 1034 00:43:50.280 --> 00:43:52.400 I have a kid who has a very tatted dad 1035 00:43:52.719 --> 00:43:55.960 who barely noticed that he had tattoos until like a 1036 00:43:56.000 --> 00:43:59.760 week ago. I think kids are, yes, there are definitely 1037 00:43:59.800 --> 00:44:02.119 old are kids who you know will point out like, oh, 1038 00:44:02.159 --> 00:44:03.800 that person's like in a wheelchair. 1039 00:44:03.440 --> 00:44:03.719 Or what if. 1040 00:44:03.719 --> 00:44:06.000 They will, But at the same time, kids are mostly 1041 00:44:06.039 --> 00:44:07.880 just locked into whatever the fuck they're. 1042 00:44:07.639 --> 00:44:08.679 Doing and they're not paying. 1043 00:44:08.679 --> 00:44:10.480 Potentially they think it's cool and. 1044 00:44:10.480 --> 00:44:13.360 They don't like have all the assumptions that an adult 1045 00:44:13.480 --> 00:44:15.840 would have, Like an adult would think, oh it looks 1046 00:44:15.840 --> 00:44:18.480 like a demon, he's probably on fentanyl, et cetera. 1047 00:44:18.599 --> 00:44:20.000 But like a kid is just going to be like, 1048 00:44:20.360 --> 00:44:23.760 oh cool, he drew on yeah markers like that's crazy. 1049 00:44:23.880 --> 00:44:24.400 Yeah. 1050 00:44:24.639 --> 00:44:30.079 So I would say it's it's just good to Japan 1051 00:44:30.519 --> 00:44:31.320 certain places there. 1052 00:44:31.320 --> 00:44:33.400 I've been there twice. I'm glad I did that prior 1053 00:44:33.519 --> 00:44:34.519 to like this. 1054 00:44:35.639 --> 00:44:38.920 If you like going out to the club Australia is 1055 00:44:38.920 --> 00:44:41.880 not your friend because they like literally like turned me 1056 00:44:41.920 --> 00:44:46.519 away at like a nightclub or two. You remember this, Yeah, 1057 00:44:46.760 --> 00:44:48.960 oh I didn't remember that. They were like, and I 1058 00:44:48.960 --> 00:44:50.800 don't even think it was going to have to rely 1059 00:44:50.880 --> 00:44:53.159 on face tattoos. I think even the neck tattoos was 1060 00:44:53.280 --> 00:44:55.400 enough thing, which is weird because it's like an anti 1061 00:44:55.480 --> 00:44:58.400 gang thing or whatever. But it's like, I'm fucking America 1062 00:44:59.280 --> 00:45:01.239 pussy as, Yeah. 1063 00:45:00.880 --> 00:45:03.000 I have. That happened in Arizona. So there's a few 1064 00:45:03.039 --> 00:45:05.280 Tucson clubs that won't let me in, even though, like 1065 00:45:05.480 --> 00:45:09.079 scot I'm recognizable, Like as far as people go in Tucson, 1066 00:45:09.159 --> 00:45:12.159 I think like I'm probably one of the more recognizable people. 1067 00:45:12.360 --> 00:45:15.119 So like the fact that like security won't let me 1068 00:45:15.159 --> 00:45:17.719 in is pretty odd to me. And they're like, ah, 1069 00:45:17.760 --> 00:45:20.639 it's a cartel thing. I'm like, do I love cartel? 1070 00:45:21.119 --> 00:45:22.920 Do you think I'm gonna take one of your girls? 1071 00:45:23.679 --> 00:45:24.000 Border? 1072 00:45:24.559 --> 00:45:26.639 Like I get it. And then I'll walk down and say, oh, 1073 00:45:26.679 --> 00:45:28.920 what's up, Sean, Like come on in. I'm like, no, 1074 00:45:29.000 --> 00:45:31.119 you guys just didn't let me in, Like what's going on? 1075 00:45:31.199 --> 00:45:34.119 Same with old Town Scottsdale, Arizona's weird man. 1076 00:45:34.599 --> 00:45:37.239 I mean, I remember I went to a bar before 1077 00:45:37.639 --> 00:45:39.599 No Jumper and everything. I went to a bar in 1078 00:45:39.719 --> 00:45:42.519 Long Beach and one of the security guards wasn't going 1079 00:45:42.559 --> 00:45:45.079 to let me in because I had face tattoos. And 1080 00:45:45.119 --> 00:45:47.320 then one of the other ones was like, he's good, 1081 00:45:47.760 --> 00:45:51.079 and I very quickly realized, like that means like gangster 1082 00:45:51.480 --> 00:45:55.199 face tattoos. Yeah, so aka, I'm a white guy, so 1083 00:45:55.239 --> 00:45:57.039 I'm probably all right. So that's how I took that 1084 00:45:57.920 --> 00:46:00.719 seem got fucked up. But also like you know, there's 1085 00:46:00.719 --> 00:46:03.320 there's rules and then there's like the intent of the rules. 1086 00:46:04.760 --> 00:46:07.920 But yeah, the weirdest one was live in Miami. They 1087 00:46:08.039 --> 00:46:10.239 they pulled me out of our group. I won't like 1088 00:46:10.320 --> 00:46:12.360 name drop, but they pulled me out of the group, 1089 00:46:12.519 --> 00:46:14.920 wanded me, kind of gave me a hard time. I 1090 00:46:14.960 --> 00:46:18.679 had to check my ID and yeah, they like pulled 1091 00:46:18.719 --> 00:46:21.360 us aside. And then but then I had somebody who 1092 00:46:21.480 --> 00:46:24.880 who still worked there. I'd always like he'd be my 1093 00:46:25.039 --> 00:46:27.320 stream chats. He was like, oh yeah, like I got fired. 1094 00:46:27.480 --> 00:46:29.400 Like that was not good that he pulled you aside, 1095 00:46:29.679 --> 00:46:32.239 because ye, we were like scheduled to come in with 1096 00:46:32.320 --> 00:46:36.079 our group and everything. So yeah, it's it's strange that 1097 00:46:36.719 --> 00:46:38.559 people are still wild. 1098 00:46:39.719 --> 00:46:45.360 Well, just like the Metallical logo on my forehead. But 1099 00:46:45.360 --> 00:46:47.760 what if I ever meet like the dudes from Metallica 1100 00:46:49.559 --> 00:46:55.079 right there in the Metallica fond corn font? No, what 1101 00:46:55.119 --> 00:47:02.119 if I write it in corn like candy corn? Okay, dedicated? 1102 00:47:02.280 --> 00:47:04.159 My line was like that too for a long time, 1103 00:47:04.280 --> 00:47:06.639 but especially shooting for only fans, was like, I gotta 1104 00:47:06.679 --> 00:47:07.239 get that done. 1105 00:47:08.079 --> 00:47:10.039 Every once in a while, I get this little hint 1106 00:47:10.079 --> 00:47:12.480 of motivation, I'm just like, you know what, I'm gonna 1107 00:47:12.519 --> 00:47:15.360 just go hard, get mad shit done. I like, look 1108 00:47:15.400 --> 00:47:16.960 at my knee and I'm just like, I should get 1109 00:47:17.000 --> 00:47:17.800 my knees done. 1110 00:47:18.480 --> 00:47:21.920 Ouch, get hurt. The back hurts way more than I 1111 00:47:21.960 --> 00:47:22.559 expected to. 1112 00:47:22.960 --> 00:47:23.320 Really. 1113 00:47:23.440 --> 00:47:26.079 Yeah, that wasn't fun to sit through, but it's good 1114 00:47:26.079 --> 00:47:26.760 to have it covered. 1115 00:47:26.760 --> 00:47:28.679 Now. If I get my back tattooed and I'm going 1116 00:47:28.719 --> 00:47:30.840 back to Planet Xenax. 1117 00:47:33.760 --> 00:47:36.519 She doesn't approve, she doesn't like drugs, you'll come home 1118 00:47:36.519 --> 00:47:37.840 with your whole face tattooed too. 1119 00:47:38.760 --> 00:47:42.840 Yeah. While they're doing the back Metallica logo right here, 1120 00:47:43.239 --> 00:47:49.440 right here, all right, Well, plug talk dot com if 1121 00:47:49.480 --> 00:47:51.519 you guys want to see these two, get it in 1122 00:47:51.599 --> 00:47:55.000 because that's what's about to happen right now, beautiful. 1123 00:47:54.559 --> 00:47:56.800 Thing, imagining your face with the tattoo right now. 1124 00:47:58.199 --> 00:48:00.320 Yeah, that's what sucks about getting old. When I was 1125 00:48:00.400 --> 00:48:03.199 eighteen nineteen, when I was in all throughout my twenties, 1126 00:48:03.679 --> 00:48:06.239 I wanted to be heavily tattooed so bad that I 1127 00:48:06.280 --> 00:48:09.039 was willing to spend like my last one hundred bucks 1128 00:48:09.079 --> 00:48:11.800 on it. And now I'm in a position where obviously 1129 00:48:11.840 --> 00:48:13.639 I can afford it and I don't give a fuck. 1130 00:48:13.760 --> 00:48:16.360 So weird world. 1131 00:48:16.199 --> 00:48:19.000 We're living with, don't tattoo your dick. 1132 00:48:20.079 --> 00:48:20.599 Are you sure? 1133 00:48:20.840 --> 00:48:21.079 Yeah? 1134 00:48:21.119 --> 00:48:24.840 It's hot, it's hot. See, Like, that's the one thing 1135 00:48:24.840 --> 00:48:27.320 you guys will You guys strike me as like very similar. 1136 00:48:27.440 --> 00:48:31.000 But then she's like with the crazy shit and you're like, no, 1137 00:48:31.280 --> 00:48:31.920 I don't want to. 1138 00:48:32.239 --> 00:48:33.440 She just doesn't match the freak. 1139 00:48:34.079 --> 00:48:36.840 No, yeah, he's not really a freak, that's the thing. 1140 00:48:37.079 --> 00:48:38.280 He just looks like a freak. 1141 00:48:40.239 --> 00:48:43.320 I feel like I'm like that we're the perfect do game. 1142 00:48:44.599 --> 00:48:47.679 It's kind of weirdly similar. Yeah, but hold on to 1143 00:48:47.800 --> 00:48:50.280 that edge that you guys got because you don't want 1144 00:48:50.280 --> 00:48:52.880 to end up lame like Lenna. 1145 00:48:53.760 --> 00:48:55.760 Thank you