Speaker 1: A shortage of dumb people doing really stupid things. Welcome
Speaker 1: to another edition of idiotology. Would let you tako one
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Speaker 3: That's they broke that one out again. I know, I
Speaker 3: heard a hunker down yesterday too. It is going to
Speaker 3: be a big storm now.
Speaker 2: So I really I don't think anybody in their right
Speaker 2: mind is taking it lightly. Now you get the very
Speaker 2: recent memory of Helene in an entire tri state area
Speaker 2: that was caught completely off guard. So uh, let's begin
Speaker 2: in Toronto, canaday eh, longtime Toronto police officer is charged
Speaker 2: with alleged alcohol theft. Whoa, whoa, whoa one more time. Hey,
Speaker 2: a long time Toronto police officer charged in alleged alcohol theft.
Speaker 2: It happened Friday afternoon around three thirty. Is it proven yet?
Speaker 2: Because I heard alleged. Everything is alleged until you have
Speaker 2: your day in course.
Speaker 3: Yeah, I know, I invented the word alleged. Yeah remember,
Speaker 3: but so.
Speaker 2: Scenario you walked into a liquor store, took three bottles
Speaker 2: of liquor off the shelf and just walked out. Come on, man,
Speaker 2: it's not a benefit you get there, sirum. We have
Speaker 2: you know, we we're on the record. We have tons
Speaker 2: of respect for our law enforcement and first responder community.
Speaker 2: But look, don't abuse that. Come on night. It's been
Speaker 2: a cop forever. And he said, I just walk in,
Speaker 2: take three bottles of booze. Now, granted it was three
Speaker 2: point thirty on Friday afternoon. Maybe he was getting ready
Speaker 2: for the weekend, and maybe it just had a tough week.
Speaker 2: But still, you gotta you got to bust out the
Speaker 2: card or the cash, buddy.
Speaker 3: Swipe the card, tap it, man, I love I mean,
Speaker 3: I've had it for a couple years or however long.
Speaker 3: And when it first was coming out, the tapping your
Speaker 3: card thing. I'm sorry to sidetrack this early, but that thing.
Speaker 3: Love it, dude. You know, Kia, I don't have to
Speaker 3: stick the card in and then it doesn't work, or
Speaker 3: you gotta do this.
Speaker 2: You gotta talk to the numbers. No, he doesn't go
Speaker 2: to court until November fourteenth.
Speaker 3: I wondered, he's not gonna sit in jail out at
Speaker 3: moments he wasn't put in jail.
Speaker 2: He's just you know, okay, cited for had an interesting
Speaker 2: situation play out literally on a Quantus Airlines flight from
Speaker 2: Sydney to Tokyo in another Do Do flight? Is it? No? No,
Speaker 2: it does have to do with body parts though. You
Speaker 2: know how most airlines now you have a screen in
Speaker 2: a seat in front of you that you can you know,
Speaker 2: dial up whatever kind of entertainment they offer in the
Speaker 2: in flight yeah, or the flight yeah. Whatever. So there
Speaker 2: was something wrong with the in flight entertainment system that
Speaker 2: wouldn't let individuals select movies to play. So they decided
Speaker 2: to just pump the same movie through every seat on
Speaker 2: the plane. After a few passengers had suggested the same movie,
Speaker 2: they're like, oh, okay, we'll go with that one. Oh no.
Speaker 2: It was an R rated film starring Dakota Johnson and
Speaker 2: Sean Penn called Daddy O. Now keep in mind, this
Speaker 2: flight is full of all types of people, all ages,
Speaker 2: families included. DADDIOU started playing on every screen in the
Speaker 2: plane for about forty minutes before they decided to do
Speaker 2: something about the a language, the sexual material, the graphic, nudia,
Speaker 2: nudity is that a fully erect penis all really So
Speaker 2: you cuts, look, if you're an adult and you want
Speaker 2: to watch that, fine, But that they just decided, let's
Speaker 2: just send the R rated movie to everybody here on
Speaker 2: the flight without reading the room. Whose whose decision? Quantus Airlines.
Speaker 2: The in flight crew decided to go with Daddy O
Speaker 2: because several passengers had all suggested that one if they
Speaker 2: could only watch one.
Speaker 3: I mean I'd be in but well sure, I mean
Speaker 3: cases minus fully erect penis.
Speaker 2: Who doesn't want to see that in the middle of
Speaker 2: your flight? Nothing that a fully erect penis. Also, there
Speaker 2: were several scenes where sexting was involved and they zoomed
Speaker 2: in on the actual text that was being set. Really
Speaker 2: and yeah, so you had parents scrambling.
Speaker 3: To yeah, God, anyone is fun with kids nose when
Speaker 3: they're young. I know we have some listeners. I'm sure
Speaker 3: that have kids at that age. I remember my wife
Speaker 3: and not the first time that we flew with the
Speaker 3: little ones when they were really little, it was pack
Speaker 3: all these bags of stuff for them to do, like
Speaker 3: sticky things on the window.
Speaker 2: Just try to keep them occupied in quiet. That's it.
Speaker 2: And then you got a dog. It's dead. Wow. Very
Speaker 2: British headline of the week contender here. Okay, well I'm ready.
Speaker 3: Yesterday's headline for those that want to know or keeping track,
Speaker 3: was the stolen Vienna sausage led to a nursing home stabbing.
Speaker 3: This one is British, does not involve the sea word,
Speaker 3: which is amazing to me. Okay, pair caught.
Speaker 2: With ketamine filled kinder eggs in their bums at Fields.
Speaker 2: Creamfields is a music festival, an electronic music festival. Hair
Speaker 2: caught with ketamine filled Kinder eggs, those little plastic eggs
Speaker 2: that they sell with the chocolates and toy inside. They
Speaker 2: had procured a few of those, taken out the things
Speaker 2: that usually come with the children's candy toy and filled yes,
Speaker 2: which they were planning on selling and distributing at the
Speaker 2: electronic music That's remind people.
Speaker 3: I had a buddy who used to cook up ked,
Speaker 3: not cook it up, but do ketamine, like make batches
Speaker 3: of it in his bathtub in college.
Speaker 2: So it's it's that's the tranquilizer. Dude, I'm not even
Speaker 2: that's not the part that they had these eggs in
Speaker 2: their Yeah, I mean in their bums. That's an Eastern
Speaker 2: special that should be in the movie Daddy. Yeah, might
Speaker 2: have been if they to play longer. Lynchin Tago on
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