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<v Speaker 1>A shortage of dumb people doing really stupid things. Welcome

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<v Speaker 1>to another edition of idiotology. Would let you tako one

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<v Speaker 1>on one one w JR R.

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<v Speaker 2>But you're freaking idiots. All right. Hey, we're gonna be

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<v Speaker 2>reminding you throughout the day here on JR R. In

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<v Speaker 2>advance of Hurricane Milton. If you don't already have our

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<v Speaker 2>major power outages or we're knocked off the air, something

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<v Speaker 2>happens to our tower, we are still on the air

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<v Speaker 2>via the iHeart Radio app, and you can stay connected

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<v Speaker 2>to us that way.

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<v Speaker 3>And it's not just pimping our app by any means.

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<v Speaker 3>It's that you're gonna want to know what's going on

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<v Speaker 3>if you if your TV's out and any other source

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<v Speaker 3>you go to.

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<v Speaker 2>So and it's it's not. The iHeart Radio app is

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<v Speaker 2>thousands of radio stations and free. Yeah. So it's just

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<v Speaker 2>it's it's another good safety device to have to help

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<v Speaker 2>you ride out the storm and in the aftermath. Yeah.

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<v Speaker 2>How many times have you heard that wearing this together?

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<v Speaker 2>You heard it yet?

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<v Speaker 1>Yeah?

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<v Speaker 3>That's they broke that one out again. I know, I

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<v Speaker 3>heard a hunker down yesterday too. It is going to

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<v Speaker 3>be a big storm now.

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<v Speaker 2>So I really I don't think anybody in their right

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<v Speaker 2>mind is taking it lightly. Now you get the very

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<v Speaker 2>recent memory of Helene in an entire tri state area

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<v Speaker 2>that was caught completely off guard. So uh, let's begin

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<v Speaker 2>in Toronto, canaday eh, longtime Toronto police officer is charged

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<v Speaker 2>with alleged alcohol theft. Whoa, whoa, whoa one more time. Hey,

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<v Speaker 2>a long time Toronto police officer charged in alleged alcohol theft.

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<v Speaker 2>It happened Friday afternoon around three thirty. Is it proven yet?

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<v Speaker 2>Because I heard alleged. Everything is alleged until you have

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<v Speaker 2>your day in course.

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<v Speaker 3>Yeah, I know, I invented the word alleged. Yeah remember,

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<v Speaker 3>but so.

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<v Speaker 2>Scenario you walked into a liquor store, took three bottles

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<v Speaker 2>of liquor off the shelf and just walked out. Come on, man,

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<v Speaker 2>it's not a benefit you get there, sirum. We have

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<v Speaker 2>you know, we we're on the record. We have tons

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<v Speaker 2>of respect for our law enforcement and first responder community.

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<v Speaker 2>But look, don't abuse that. Come on night. It's been

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<v Speaker 2>a cop forever. And he said, I just walk in,

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<v Speaker 2>take three bottles of booze. Now, granted it was three

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<v Speaker 2>point thirty on Friday afternoon. Maybe he was getting ready

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<v Speaker 2>for the weekend, and maybe it just had a tough week.

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<v Speaker 2>But still, you gotta you got to bust out the

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<v Speaker 2>card or the cash, buddy.

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<v Speaker 3>Swipe the card, tap it, man, I love I mean,

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<v Speaker 3>I've had it for a couple years or however long.

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<v Speaker 3>And when it first was coming out, the tapping your

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<v Speaker 3>card thing. I'm sorry to sidetrack this early, but that thing.

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<v Speaker 3>Love it, dude. You know, Kia, I don't have to

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<v Speaker 3>stick the card in and then it doesn't work, or

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<v Speaker 3>you gotta do this.

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<v Speaker 2>You gotta talk to the numbers. No, he doesn't go

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<v Speaker 2>to court until November fourteenth.

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<v Speaker 3>I wondered, he's not gonna sit in jail out at

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<v Speaker 3>moments he wasn't put in jail.

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<v Speaker 2>He's just you know, okay, cited for had an interesting

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<v Speaker 2>situation play out literally on a Quantus Airlines flight from

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<v Speaker 2>Sydney to Tokyo in another Do Do flight? Is it? No? No,

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<v Speaker 2>it does have to do with body parts though. You

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<v Speaker 2>know how most airlines now you have a screen in

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<v Speaker 2>a seat in front of you that you can you know,

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<v Speaker 2>dial up whatever kind of entertainment they offer in the

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<v Speaker 2>in flight yeah, or the flight yeah. Whatever. So there

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<v Speaker 2>was something wrong with the in flight entertainment system that

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<v Speaker 2>wouldn't let individuals select movies to play. So they decided

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<v Speaker 2>to just pump the same movie through every seat on

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<v Speaker 2>the plane. After a few passengers had suggested the same movie,

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<v Speaker 2>they're like, oh, okay, we'll go with that one. Oh no.

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<v Speaker 2>It was an R rated film starring Dakota Johnson and

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<v Speaker 2>Sean Penn called Daddy O. Now keep in mind, this

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<v Speaker 2>flight is full of all types of people, all ages,

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<v Speaker 2>families included. DADDIOU started playing on every screen in the

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<v Speaker 2>plane for about forty minutes before they decided to do

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<v Speaker 2>something about the a language, the sexual material, the graphic, nudia,

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<v Speaker 2>nudity is that a fully erect penis all really So

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<v Speaker 2>you cuts, look, if you're an adult and you want

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<v Speaker 2>to watch that, fine, But that they just decided, let's

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<v Speaker 2>just send the R rated movie to everybody here on

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<v Speaker 2>the flight without reading the room. Whose whose decision? Quantus Airlines.

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<v Speaker 2>The in flight crew decided to go with Daddy O

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<v Speaker 2>because several passengers had all suggested that one if they

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<v Speaker 2>could only watch one.

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<v Speaker 3>I mean I'd be in but well sure, I mean

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<v Speaker 3>cases minus fully erect penis.

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<v Speaker 2>Who doesn't want to see that in the middle of

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<v Speaker 2>your flight? Nothing that a fully erect penis. Also, there

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<v Speaker 2>were several scenes where sexting was involved and they zoomed

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<v Speaker 2>in on the actual text that was being set. Really

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<v Speaker 2>and yeah, so you had parents scrambling.

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<v Speaker 3>To yeah, God, anyone is fun with kids nose when

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<v Speaker 3>they're young. I know we have some listeners. I'm sure

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<v Speaker 3>that have kids at that age. I remember my wife

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<v Speaker 3>and not the first time that we flew with the

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<v Speaker 3>little ones when they were really little, it was pack

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<v Speaker 3>all these bags of stuff for them to do, like

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<v Speaker 3>sticky things on the window.

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<v Speaker 2>Just try to keep them occupied in quiet. That's it.

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<v Speaker 2>And then you got a dog. It's dead. Wow. Very

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<v Speaker 2>British headline of the week contender here. Okay, well I'm ready.

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<v Speaker 3>Yesterday's headline for those that want to know or keeping track,

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<v Speaker 3>was the stolen Vienna sausage led to a nursing home stabbing.

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<v Speaker 3>This one is British, does not involve the sea word,

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<v Speaker 3>which is amazing to me. Okay, pair caught.

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<v Speaker 2>With ketamine filled kinder eggs in their bums at Fields.

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<v Speaker 2>Creamfields is a music festival, an electronic music festival. Hair

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<v Speaker 2>caught with ketamine filled Kinder eggs, those little plastic eggs

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<v Speaker 2>that they sell with the chocolates and toy inside. They

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<v Speaker 2>had procured a few of those, taken out the things

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<v Speaker 2>that usually come with the children's candy toy and filled yes,

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<v Speaker 2>which they were planning on selling and distributing at the

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<v Speaker 2>electronic music That's remind people.

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<v Speaker 3>I had a buddy who used to cook up ked,

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<v Speaker 3>not cook it up, but do ketamine, like make batches

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<v Speaker 3>of it in his bathtub in college.

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<v Speaker 2>So it's it's that's the tranquilizer. Dude, I'm not even

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<v Speaker 2>that's not the part that they had these eggs in

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<v Speaker 2>their Yeah, I mean in their bums. That's an Eastern

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<v Speaker 2>special that should be in the movie Daddy. Yeah, might

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<v Speaker 2>have been if they to play longer. Lynchin Tago on

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