Speaker 1: Oh hello, Welcome to Laura Kane after Dark. I'm Laura Kane.
Speaker 2: Eric Grimmer.
Speaker 1: I just needed to finish his commenting on Facebook, So
Speaker 1: there you go.
Speaker 2: Welcome to the show.
Speaker 1: Eric Rimmer, fantastic co host of Freaking. It'll be six
Speaker 1: years in August.
Speaker 3: Six years.
Speaker 1: Oh my god, Oh my god. Anyway, thanks so much.
Speaker 3: For you're such a You're such a good partner.
Speaker 2: In your ears. I know you are. You said something
Speaker 2: so nice. What did you say to me? Was it
Speaker 2: on text? Because you didn't give you.
Speaker 1: A birthday card? My birthday card was my all my
Speaker 1: people calling in.
Speaker 3: Well I didn't see you over your birthday, I.
Speaker 1: Know, but you said you sent something nice. You said
Speaker 1: something really nice in a text, and I was really touched.
Speaker 4: I did.
Speaker 3: I said you were my soulmate, my partner, my work
Speaker 3: wife and everything in between. Well something like that.
Speaker 2: It was something super happy. So when you feel better,
Speaker 2: is that when I get my gifts?
Speaker 4: Yes, well I ordered it.
Speaker 3: You ordered it after No, I ordered it honestly.
Speaker 2: No, No, you can be honest. I don't even care.
Speaker 4: No I did. It's from Temu. She'll take like six
Speaker 4: months to get here.
Speaker 3: No, No, it's actually not from.
Speaker 2: It's not, Well, how do you do.
Speaker 3: You're the only she's the only person I buy gifts
Speaker 3: for off of that site.
Speaker 2: Well that's for Christmas.
Speaker 4: Yeah, that's yeah, you should. That's slightly insulting.
Speaker 2: Oh my god.
Speaker 1: Well, hey, there's a lot of things in the cells
Speaker 1: from that website, and some work and some don't, and
Speaker 1: so it's a it's kind of a crap shoot, but
Speaker 1: I'm willing to take it when it's that cheap. Okay,
Speaker 1: So I need to tell you about something I'm dealing
Speaker 1: with right now, and tell me the proper way to
Speaker 1: handle this situation that I'm in that I got myself into.
Speaker 2: You know me and I like people. I like to
Speaker 2: talk to people.
Speaker 1: I'm a curious person and I like I like getting
Speaker 1: to know people. And this is not me flirting. This
Speaker 1: is just me how I am. Like, I want to know,
Speaker 1: like what makes you tick, where you come from?
Speaker 3: Like here we put a pin in that for just
Speaker 3: a second. Sure, can we can we just talk about
Speaker 3: something really quick?
Speaker 2: Okay?
Speaker 3: I would like to know what's going on here. It's
Speaker 3: a top that is the most hideous. Where did that
Speaker 3: come from?
Speaker 2: Target?
Speaker 5: Oh?
Speaker 4: God? What you're going to start boycotting them.
Speaker 3: Wow, that is that looks like one of those those
Speaker 3: aprons that you get for somebody that's got like the.
Speaker 1: Big buff body on it or the big boobs and
Speaker 1: that that it's bad in.
Speaker 2: The nothing that is just what if I wore like
Speaker 2: a jacket.
Speaker 4: Open, No, it would know, nothing would make that cute.
Speaker 4: I think a Christmas sweater would be better.
Speaker 3: Yeah, it's that bad.
Speaker 4: Please pretty bad. It's really tacky awful. It's kind of
Speaker 4: an isore.
Speaker 3: Actually it really Yeah, I'm gonna say burn it. Don't
Speaker 3: even try and sell it at the swap mets.
Speaker 1: Okay, let me ask you now, try not to joke.
Speaker 1: I want you to be completely honest about this completely,
Speaker 1: Can I ask you without the ugliness that you think
Speaker 1: it's so ugly? But I was this close to wearing this.
Speaker 2: Outfit to work. Oh God, tell me what would have happened?
Speaker 4: You probably would have got fired.
Speaker 1: Why it's not suggested for a bad taste. Yeah, but
Speaker 1: it's not showing any sleeving, no its.
Speaker 4: That you have, you like, as a person, have no
Speaker 4: judgment or taste, and.
Speaker 3: Your taste is all in your bland food that you eat. Yeah,
Speaker 3: that is I'm starting to sweat hearing to ask this question,
Speaker 3: how much did you pay for it?
Speaker 5: Oh?
Speaker 2: I don't know. It was on the sale rack.
Speaker 4: I don't care if that was.
Speaker 3: That should have been like a nickel ben and that
Speaker 3: would have been too much.
Speaker 2: I thought it was.
Speaker 3: It should have given that away and I liked it.
Speaker 4: It should be given to a landfill. Awful.
Speaker 1: What do you guys think about this? In the comments?
Speaker 1: Wherever you're listening, If you're well, you're listening, you don't
Speaker 1: know what it looks like. You're gonna have to jump
Speaker 1: onto YouTube and look at it.
Speaker 2: What do you think? Is it cute? Is it interesting?
Speaker 2: Is it like sexy?
Speaker 4: No?
Speaker 2: Could I wear this to work? No?
Speaker 3: It's stinky.
Speaker 2: This would not offend anybody at work.
Speaker 4: Yeah, all right, let's continue story.
Speaker 1: Okay, when I was at v Ahaus on my birthday, huh,
Speaker 1: and Antonio and his family were enjoying the Cheap Trick
Speaker 1: Show and I was out walking around doing my own thing.
Speaker 5: Uh.
Speaker 1: There's a game that I really like called hot Pots.
Speaker 2: It's hot. It's the flaving hot pot game, and you
Speaker 2: always hit it a slot.
Speaker 1: Yeah, it's it's a penny slot, but you always hit
Speaker 1: the bonus and the bonus Last Forever and like that's
Speaker 1: it's just really it's a fun game to play.
Speaker 2: I don't know if I even want anything.
Speaker 1: So I'm I'm sitting there playing this man I want
Speaker 1: to say maybe seventy five sat next to me, thin
Speaker 1: man and from another country, I'm not sure. He had
Speaker 1: an accent, and we started talking because he was playing
Speaker 1: the game too, and then he was asking me all
Speaker 1: these questions, you know, and I'm just playing.
Speaker 2: I'm like, yeah, you know, not being really nice. I'm
Speaker 2: happy it's my birthday, you know. And he's so we
Speaker 2: you know. I'm like, what do you do? And he's like, oh,
Speaker 2: I sell jeeps. I'm like, oh my god, I have
Speaker 2: a jeep. No way, that's so cool, la la la.
Speaker 1: And so I said, you should listen to or watch
Speaker 1: our podcast. That's what we do, me and my partner
Speaker 1: and here. So we do a podcast and it's really
Speaker 1: fun to watch, so maybe you know. And I had
Speaker 1: my cards with me, so I gave him my card
Speaker 1: and he said to me, he goes, oh, so you
Speaker 1: work there. I go, well, no, I also work at
Speaker 1: iHeartMedia and I do. I work in the newsroom and
Speaker 1: I work at you know. I was just telling we're
Speaker 1: just making chit chat, right, huh. So then it's time
Speaker 1: to go because it's the college is over. Antonio is
Speaker 1: getting annoyed. It's time to leave. He's like, we're out,
Speaker 1: We're out at the valet. I'm like, all right, I'll
Speaker 1: meet you right there. Let me gather my stuff. So
Speaker 1: the guy walks me out to the valet, which no
Speaker 1: big deal. Thought I was a gentlemanly thing for him
Speaker 1: to do because I was all by myself at that point.
Speaker 2: Whatever.
Speaker 1: I Anyway, I didn't realize that on my card is
Speaker 1: my personal cell phone number.
Speaker 4: Oh oh, has he been texting you?
Speaker 2: He's been calling me NonStop.
Speaker 1: I've been I don't recognize the number because I always
Speaker 1: think it's spam. But he he sent me a text
Speaker 1: with a picture of a bouquet of flowers in the
Speaker 1: seat of his car. For the last three days, he's
Speaker 1: been driving to iHeart to drop off flowers for me.
Speaker 1: But it's it was closed Sunday, it was closed Monday,
Speaker 1: and then today my boss texts me and says, oh,
Speaker 1: you have flowers at the front desk.
Speaker 2: I just thought you'd want to know. I was like, oh, no,
Speaker 2: he cave. I'm in there. I haven't texted a back to.
Speaker 4: Say I will picture of the flowers.
Speaker 2: Now, yeah, well he's like I've been.
Speaker 1: I've been trying to drop these off and nobody's nobody's there.
Speaker 1: I think I did text it back and said, you
Speaker 1: know what, we're closed on Sundays and it was a holiday.
Speaker 2: But then I started getting a little weirded out.
Speaker 4: Have you picked up the phone once to him?
Speaker 2: No, Jesus, Well.
Speaker 1: No, I mean no, I'm I don't pick up the
Speaker 1: phone and Eric calls it's business cards.
Speaker 2: That's well, I didn't think about it. I didn't think
Speaker 2: about all the information. But it was kind of guy.
Speaker 3: She doesn't pick up the phone when I'm the worst
Speaker 3: text on the planet.
Speaker 1: So yeah, he won't text, and I don't like to talk.
Speaker 1: He doesn't like to text.
Speaker 2: I don't like to talk.
Speaker 4: I hate texting.
Speaker 2: Yet we somehow communicate, I know we do.
Speaker 1: So anyway, there are flowers currently waiting for me there.
Speaker 4: And those cars don't have your address, do they?
Speaker 1: No, they just have our you know, our website and
Speaker 1: my phone number and.
Speaker 4: What's his name?
Speaker 1: Well on the call, it's different than the card he
Speaker 1: gave me.
Speaker 4: The card he gave you.
Speaker 1: Where it's this jeep dealership. Wherever this jeep dealership was,
Speaker 1: I wasn't sure where, I don't remember. But on his
Speaker 1: card his name is Sean. But when the phone rang,
Speaker 1: it was like a bell or.
Speaker 2: Something like that.
Speaker 4: That doesn't well, that could be a number of reasons. Wait,
Speaker 4: how old do you think this guy was?
Speaker 2: In his seventies? Oh?
Speaker 3: Okay, I say, correct for you.
Speaker 2: This is another thing we need to talk about.
Speaker 4: Seventy dear lord.
Speaker 2: No, not that I have, you know, I just I wasn't.
Speaker 3: It's only a ten year difference.
Speaker 2: I didn't make any kind of any kind of jestive comments.
Speaker 4: That doesn't mean anything.
Speaker 2: Well, then maybe he obviously he's trying to like.
Speaker 4: Okay, let me assume me. Let me explain the modern
Speaker 4: dating landscape to you.
Speaker 2: Well, this guy isn't very modern, is he?
Speaker 5: No?
Speaker 4: Okay? If you how long were you guys talking for?
Speaker 2: I'd say like forty five minutes? Maybe?
Speaker 4: Okay? Wow, did you ever leave? An impression? Typically a
Speaker 4: prolonged conversa are you wearing that top? Typically a prolonged
Speaker 4: conversation where a woman is showing interest in the guy's
Speaker 4: like actual life, typically in like employ interests.
Speaker 2: We were sitting nicer. Playing in the game.
Speaker 4: Let me know typically implies interest. Now, no, no, no, he
Speaker 4: has been a creep. That has nothing to do with
Speaker 4: the fact. But that's why he is maybe taking yeah thinking.
Speaker 1: He hasn't said anything suggestive, He hasn't done anything suggested.
Speaker 4: Or trying to woo you.
Speaker 3: It's a little did you talk a lot with your
Speaker 3: tongue when you were like You're like he no, okay.
Speaker 2: So anyway, that is currently the situation.
Speaker 4: Your roommates know that their lives are all now in
Speaker 4: danger because you have a stalker.
Speaker 2: He doesn't know where you live.
Speaker 4: He'll find out. I think I could actually from your
Speaker 4: phone number, probably find out where you live.
Speaker 2: I'm sure you could.
Speaker 4: He might be able to too.
Speaker 1: Why do you think I have a man living with me?
Speaker 1: It's because it keeps I feel safer in this.
Speaker 4: Does he know he needs to protect you? Now you
Speaker 4: have a stalker?
Speaker 2: Antonio?
Speaker 3: Hey, you know, I know a huge deterrent just to
Speaker 3: open the door.
Speaker 1: He was he he you you did, but the don't.
Speaker 1: It was too late by that time, because he had
Speaker 1: walked me out to the valet. I couldn't find Antonio.
Speaker 1: He wasn't order to be seen, and then I'm like
Speaker 1: calling him furiously and this guy is sitting standing next
Speaker 1: to me. I want to go, I warned her.
Speaker 3: I think a huge return would be dead. Any kind
Speaker 3: of a stock would be to open the door wearing
Speaker 3: that top.
Speaker 4: Do not hand out your.
Speaker 2: Business card everybody. Right now, I'm going to beat up.
Speaker 4: I'm going to beat up to you.
Speaker 2: You with the Taylor swist stuff. I want to beat
Speaker 2: you up. I want to beat up Antonio and I
Speaker 2: want to beat up.
Speaker 1: I don't want to really beat up you. Speak your butt.
Speaker 1: Maybe a little bit of spanking, is that okay?
Speaker 3: Yeah, even though it's not Saturday night, that's okay, Okay.
Speaker 4: I remember this guy.
Speaker 2: I didn't realize it was in my card.
Speaker 4: Well, they didn't write it down cards just to get
Speaker 4: someone to listen to the podcast. It's not worth it.
Speaker 2: Well, hey, that's how you get you.
Speaker 4: Know, that's not how you not by passing out business card.
Speaker 2: I can't individual, I can't, I can't, Okay.
Speaker 1: So when Marien and I decided to go on the
Speaker 1: dating app together, we made this promise to each other,
Speaker 1: and so I just been.
Speaker 4: Like, I haven't been one of you has found success?
Speaker 1: Yes, and me I when I think about it, which
Speaker 1: isn't very often because I don't really have time, I
Speaker 1: look and I'll go I didn't pay for it.
Speaker 2: So you can only look at like one at a time.
Speaker 1: And if you don't have a hinge, if you don't
Speaker 1: like the guy or whatever it is that he likes,
Speaker 1: if he liked you and you don't like him back,
Speaker 1: you can push you know, the X, and you can
Speaker 1: look at the next one.
Speaker 2: You can't look at all the people that liked you
Speaker 2: at once.
Speaker 1: So for some reason, and Brian, I'm sure you're gonna
Speaker 1: have a comment about this.
Speaker 2: I'm sure Eric you're gonna have a comment about this.
Speaker 2: But every thirty four year old man in the world
Speaker 2: is into me, and it's it's a kink. I'm a kink.
Speaker 4: Necessarily your age is on there right, Yes, yes.
Speaker 3: In fact, they have that grain any complex.
Speaker 2: Okay, So here's one dude.
Speaker 4: Men also are their standards can be if they're desperate,
Speaker 4: their standards are real low. So they well, they may
Speaker 4: think you're just easy because you're older. They're like, oh, perfect,
Speaker 4: there she'll be desperate like a cougar's like a young guy.
Speaker 4: She'll be she'll think she's lucky.
Speaker 2: Oh I could see that break.
Speaker 1: Okay the graduate I recorded, Okay, this is my message. Okay,
Speaker 1: this is a dude that messaged me voice messaged me. Okay,
Speaker 1: my room Marie goes, you got a voice message him back?
Speaker 1: So I did awkwardly. It's horrible. And then he messaged
Speaker 1: me back, and we're going to play that.
Speaker 3: Are you going to play his first and then yours?
Speaker 2: Yes, and then I'm going to play some of the
Speaker 2: other ones.
Speaker 1: Some guys on their profile include a little like a
Speaker 1: little voice message like I'm really into and then they'll
Speaker 1: talk or please don't do and then they'll talk or
Speaker 1: you know, I'll play some of those two.
Speaker 2: But I got them all together. Here we go.
Speaker 4: Oh no, it's a message.
Speaker 6: Stand how to weave it? Any things for the voice
Speaker 6: of face right, make things a littly easier. I'm just
Speaker 6: leaving the beach. I just went quickly, just a good
Speaker 6: jump in the ocean and relax for a little bit.
Speaker 7: What about you?
Speaker 6: How's your Sunday Funday? Going do anything special? Keeping it mellow?
Speaker 6: Or did you get yourself into anything fun this weekend?
Speaker 6: And I have to say, pretty eyes, I'm very attractive
Speaker 6: and it seems like some fun you get to know. Well,
Speaker 6: hope you're having a great guard and looking forward to
Speaker 6: finding out more.
Speaker 2: Okay, that was nice.
Speaker 1: Here I go all listen anyway, just getting back to you. Yes,
Speaker 1: it was a crazy weekend, and then I had to
Speaker 1: work yesterday Memorial Day, like all day long today, and yeah,
Speaker 1: now I have to get up and go to work again,
Speaker 1: just you know, like the normal human being goes to work.
Speaker 2: Anyway.
Speaker 1: I think you're really cute. Yes, I'm old af but
Speaker 1: uh I we have fun together. And yes I am trouble.
Speaker 1: I'm a lot of trouble. So he had said that
Speaker 1: that's uh it's good and bad.
Speaker 2: Okay, this is a response. This is a response.
Speaker 4: You're funny.
Speaker 7: I like it.
Speaker 6: So the question is how much trouble and how much
Speaker 6: fun you might and maybe we could text and talk
Speaker 6: off this make things a little easier, and I might
Speaker 6: love trouble and then uh I look forward to finding
Speaker 6: out more. And you you might be able to be
Speaker 6: look hot as fuck. So if you're good kisser and
Speaker 6: have nice legs too, I guess I'll have to find
Speaker 6: out and you'll have to enlighten me. Maybe we could
Speaker 6: text and talk off this and make things easier.
Speaker 1: I said, okay, wait wait here, wait wait, let me push.
Speaker 1: When we push, I said, well, oh god, all.
Speaker 4: Right, he's a little cringey. But I think you were
Speaker 4: actually worse.
Speaker 2: Oh I know, I know you were.
Speaker 4: If you If I received that, I was blocked so
Speaker 4: dry dry, Yeah, you were so dry.
Speaker 2: It's about work and stuff.
Speaker 4: He was like, you know, he said you actually his
Speaker 4: first mention was really nice. If it was very nice,
Speaker 4: and you just like, yeah, at work, so that's fun. Yeah,
Speaker 4: I guess yeah. And then you're just like you're like
Speaker 4: so dry, like all right sea, like I feel like
Speaker 4: you were not putting any effort.
Speaker 5: Him.
Speaker 1: Well, then he goes, well, if you have, if you
Speaker 1: have like like like that, I said, I said, I
Speaker 1: wrote him.
Speaker 3: I wrote him back.
Speaker 2: I said, I have a thirty four inches seam.
Speaker 4: Yeah.
Speaker 3: Oh god, he doesn't know.
Speaker 2: That on my head on two legs. No body. Oh
Speaker 2: I didn't give him that.
Speaker 4: The legs were like those comments were creepy. When he said,
Speaker 4: he's like, oh, I like a little not whatever. He said.
Speaker 4: That was bad.
Speaker 2: So here's a.
Speaker 3: Guy on can I can I record a message for
Speaker 3: you and be like a house that would drive a Yeah.
Speaker 4: Like this is her husband. She's a she's I need
Speaker 4: someone to keep her busy. I approve of this.
Speaker 2: This is a dude.
Speaker 1: This is on his profile. Oh god, And this is
Speaker 1: guy's one that sent me a rose or liked me
Speaker 1: or whatever.
Speaker 2: Here we go. Oh wait, but the question is it's like,
Speaker 2: all I ask is that you.
Speaker 7: All I ask is that you call me Colin because
Speaker 7: Colin is my name. My name is not Colon. My
Speaker 7: whole life, I've been called Colon. So I'm damaged by that.
Speaker 2: I thought that was kind of huge.
Speaker 4: I've heard that before. I feel like I know who
Speaker 4: the heck his name is Colon, Colan's not real name.
Speaker 4: Who is mister? Okay, there's one who mistakes Calin for Colan.
Speaker 4: I feel like that's.
Speaker 2: You wouldn't know that's famous? All right? So this one
Speaker 2: this one?
Speaker 1: Okay, wait, oh my god. Wait, guess the song here
Speaker 1: we go. This was on this dude's profile.
Speaker 2: Guess the song.
Speaker 5: Ready the King and his man soul, the Queen from
Speaker 5: her bed and bound her and her boom, the seas
Speaker 5: be ours and by the powers where we will?
Speaker 4: Are you kidding me? Which lever? Do you know what
Speaker 4: that's from?
Speaker 7: No?
Speaker 5: Oh?
Speaker 2: You guys, don't you look excited from parts of.
Speaker 4: The Caribbean movie. Oh god, you're a little No. I
Speaker 4: think it's so. That is like the that's insane thing
Speaker 4: I've ever heard of everard this is his profile. It's
Speaker 4: a shanty at best. I don't think it exists beyond.
Speaker 4: I don't know if that's like an actual one or
Speaker 4: just made for that movie.
Speaker 3: What what was he thinking?
Speaker 4: I don't know. That's crazy, okay.
Speaker 2: And finally this one is.
Speaker 4: I was but like I was hearing that, I was like,
Speaker 4: there's no way, like this sounds familiar, but there's no
Speaker 4: way he's singing this song because it's it's not like
Speaker 4: a real song at best, a sea shanty. Oh my god,
Speaker 4: that's so weird.
Speaker 2: I know it's weird. And then this one is I'm
Speaker 2: convinced that I'm convinced that.
Speaker 4: I'm convinced that the n Cuba men's basketball is fixed.
Speaker 2: Oh okay, great boy, here's another one. Oh no, is
Speaker 2: that the same one?
Speaker 5: Yeah?
Speaker 2: That's it. That's all I have. I mean, this is
Speaker 2: what I'm dealing with.
Speaker 4: That that's crazy, you know what?
Speaker 3: I what I would suggest becoming a nun No, actually.
Speaker 2: That's I want to go through a slut stage.
Speaker 4: Remember, well, then put some effort into it. Well, I
Speaker 4: don't have time, Liar, liar, you have time. If you
Speaker 4: want to do it, maybe you can be sludy with
Speaker 4: this first guy. No, actually I think the guy, the
Speaker 4: first guy, I mean, yeah, sure, if you want to,
Speaker 4: that's fine.
Speaker 1: He was fight I may have like burned that bridge.
Speaker 1: Why because I was so cringey. No, he seems if
Speaker 1: I can dial it up a little bit.
Speaker 4: Yeah, I think that's eligible. I actually think the guy
Speaker 4: who said the NCAA was fixed, he's probably pretty chill.
Speaker 3: You probably tell him, They tell him that that the
Speaker 3: nickname for your mouth is Hoover.
Speaker 4: You should the guy who sang the song, you should
Speaker 4: ask him why he chose that song, because it's insane.
Speaker 4: That is insane.
Speaker 1: All right, now you're gonna help me. Okay, this is
Speaker 1: what we're going to do. Right now, We're going to
Speaker 1: write a note to the first guy who's twenty years
Speaker 1: younger than me.
Speaker 4: Well, if this is a slut phase, and who cares?
Speaker 3: I know?
Speaker 2: Truly, So here we go. Okay, his name, where is he?
Speaker 2: Where is he? Where is he? In your return? I'm
Speaker 2: not I'm going to protect this dude. Where did you go?
Speaker 5: Dude?
Speaker 2: Where did you go? His name is there? He is, Okay,
Speaker 2: So after my should I leave a voice message or
Speaker 2: just text him?
Speaker 3: Which I think because he said he said, let's text
Speaker 3: and get off this, so I think.
Speaker 2: The okay, give me all right, give me, give me
Speaker 2: some game, give me some game.
Speaker 4: Actually, the next step would you actually just be to
Speaker 4: just text hi your phone number or just message him
Speaker 4: your phone number.
Speaker 2: But that's that's also dry, just like lay it out there.
Speaker 4: That's the prize. That's not dry.
Speaker 2: No text, no words, no nothing, just my hey.
Speaker 3: Because we had a great day, here's my phone number.
Speaker 2: Brian says no.
Speaker 3: Oh, Marie says no either, and they're young.
Speaker 4: No, just drop This guy is yeah, because his message
Speaker 4: said he said, hey, I'd love to get your phone
Speaker 4: number connected off the app. That's that's like he's that's
Speaker 4: the hook, and so you have to either respond to that.
Speaker 4: If you ignore that, that's weird. So either just say hey,
Speaker 4: let's keep chatting here and that kills it, or you
Speaker 4: drop your phone number, say hey, cutie, Patuti, here's my
Speaker 4: phone number.
Speaker 1: Wait, Maria, okay, Personally, I'll like going on a furs
Speaker 1: day before the phone number.
Speaker 4: What that's crazy?
Speaker 2: Wait wait no, that's c Wait so you have to
Speaker 2: make the date on the app?
Speaker 4: Yeah that's weird.
Speaker 5: Yeah.
Speaker 2: Oh she likes to get it. She likes to get
Speaker 2: it like going like she doesn't like to mess around
Speaker 2: on the app too much. She doesn't like it.
Speaker 4: No, that's fine, that's why. But you get to get
Speaker 4: the phone number, you text, you step the first date.
Speaker 2: So no other words but my but the digits.
Speaker 4: I would I would say, that's what I would suggest.
Speaker 2: Okay, here we go.
Speaker 4: Never text the stupid Hey, how is your day going?
Speaker 2: I won't I'm not already did that scuffle?
Speaker 1: I know it is terrible. Okay, so this will This
Speaker 1: will give me a little bit more street cred. Right,
Speaker 1: just dropping my phone number with.
Speaker 4: No because that's like it's like a mic drop is
Speaker 4: like boom, Okay, here we go. Ready, he got it.
Speaker 4: It's gonna make him more interested. You can make him
Speaker 4: way more since boom, there you go.
Speaker 3: Okay, now psychology, Now she'll get a dick picked back.
Speaker 4: No, well maybe actually probably not that he doesn't.
Speaker 1: Well he might on in your experience, have you received
Speaker 1: any of those through this app? From the app from
Speaker 1: duce unsolicited unsolicited you can send up pictures no, I know,
Speaker 1: but when you've gotten off the app with somebody from
Speaker 1: this site, unsolicito.
Speaker 5: Pone number, just like like I don't give my phone number.
Speaker 2: Have you have you solicited one?
Speaker 4: Okay, No, she's saying no, no comment, no comment, she
Speaker 4: said anyone.
Speaker 2: No, No she's not. She doesn't. She doesn't do that
Speaker 2: kind of thing anyway.
Speaker 4: All right, so the guy who Now, I think you
Speaker 4: actually should message back to the guy who sang you
Speaker 4: a song. But you need to fit because we need
Speaker 4: to hear, We need to.
Speaker 2: Learn to see what this guy looks like, because no,
Speaker 2: I don't remember.
Speaker 3: I think he probably looks like Johnny Depp.
Speaker 4: No text him. That's a nice song. What's it called?
Speaker 6: No?
Speaker 2: Okay, do you like this guy? Because he has a restaurant? Nob?
Speaker 3: Do I like him?
Speaker 2: And he's he's like forty eight?
Speaker 4: That's did he leave a voice message?
Speaker 2: Does know?
Speaker 1: But here's this, this is here's his profile. Unusual skills.
Speaker 1: I can do the splits and cook like Boordaine. Okay,
Speaker 1: he's straight, he's six feet, he has he's lying, he's
Speaker 1: so he's eleven. Oh I know, totally Uh he's a
Speaker 1: restaurant owner. Uh, he's into monogamy. He's got a lot
Speaker 1: of tattoos. Never say no in life because it's short.
Speaker 1: Try everything once, maybe twice. Say thank you to people
Speaker 1: that treat you well. Be relentlessly spontaneous, laugh a lot.
Speaker 1: He has a dog that he's kissing in one picture.
Speaker 4: Monogamous, yes, okay.
Speaker 2: A random fact I love is water is wet, women
Speaker 2: have secrets.
Speaker 4: Okay, that last part is kind of cringe, but honestly,
Speaker 4: the rest of that's fine.
Speaker 1: And then here is him painting something in him at
Speaker 1: I don't know, a rave like he looks like he's
Speaker 1: at a rodeo. Yeah, he looks like he looks like
Speaker 1: he said, so Fie stadium.
Speaker 4: He sounds kind of chrull.
Speaker 2: Okay, so do I like? Okay?
Speaker 4: So what do I.
Speaker 6: Do?
Speaker 5: You like him?
Speaker 4: I mean, how do you do that?
Speaker 5: Here?
Speaker 7: Oh?
Speaker 1: I already chatted with him. Here's here's Oh no. His
Speaker 1: opening remark was actually pretty cool.
Speaker 2: It was there you are? That was nice, and I
Speaker 2: went hello, because stunning, that's all. And then I said,
Speaker 2: where's your restaurant.
Speaker 4: Here? Oh my god, oh my god, and didn't continue
Speaker 4: from there.
Speaker 2: And then he said ocean beach.
Speaker 4: If we were on the other side of this and
Speaker 4: we were like we were judging, these are the messages
Speaker 4: we were judging, I would be roasting you, right, Oh
Speaker 4: my god. Actually I'm gonna coach you regardless.
Speaker 2: Why I have no practice? Out of practice?
Speaker 4: You said you love talking with people.
Speaker 3: Why are you so bad because I'm vulnerable.
Speaker 2: I'm feeling vulnerable.
Speaker 4: This isn't vulnerable.
Speaker 2: It is because they're meeting.
Speaker 4: It's kind of That's like, this is the most surface
Speaker 4: level conversation ever. This is the easy part.
Speaker 2: Well, it's the hard part.
Speaker 4: But you should be good at this.
Speaker 2: Par for the compliment, I'm going to break that.
Speaker 4: Yes you do. Wait how long ago did you send
Speaker 4: the first text?
Speaker 2: Like a long time? Oh no, I thank you for
Speaker 2: the compliment.
Speaker 4: You're double texting like hours later? Oh my god.
Speaker 7: Wow.
Speaker 2: All right, okay, let me get let me give you one.
Speaker 4: Yeah, that's good. If you're gonna double text him after days,
Speaker 4: you got to put in some serious effort here.
Speaker 7: Yeah.
Speaker 2: I'm liking. I'm liking, but I see No, that's creepy.
Speaker 2: I'm liking the tattoos.
Speaker 4: No, love your tattoos.
Speaker 2: Ink, love your ink.
Speaker 4: Yeah, that might be too young for love.
Speaker 2: The word love is too fine. Love in the ink
Speaker 2: okay and the dog, Okay, loving the ink and the dog?
Speaker 3: All right, okay?
Speaker 4: So oh boy, this is like the most stressful part
Speaker 4: of my day, serious, so painful.
Speaker 2: First the top, then this dude. I think you know,
Speaker 2: I know this.
Speaker 3: I think something just happened to my colin, I mean
Speaker 3: my colon.
Speaker 2: All right, to be continued. We will continue this, uh
Speaker 2: wow next week and I'll let you know. Hey, did
Speaker 2: we jump off?
Speaker 5: Yeah?
Speaker 2: But please we jump off the page?
Speaker 4: The guys in each other's arms.
Speaker 3: I don't I don't want to know, because he's probably
Speaker 3: going to sing some funeral.
Speaker 4: That's a beautiful song. What's it called?
Speaker 7: No?
Speaker 2: Why the hell did you pick a song from such
Speaker 2: a shitty movie?
Speaker 4: Maybe it's noe hey the movie was not sure. Maybe
Speaker 4: it's a genuine sea shanty. I don't think so.
Speaker 2: Maybe he dresses up like Johnny Depp.
Speaker 4: For wouldn't that be a great person to all talk
Speaker 4: to at all? You're always looking for.
Speaker 3: Podcast content, And honestly, the voice was.
Speaker 4: Can we listen to it again?
Speaker 5: Oh?
Speaker 4: Wow, it's so funny, left field, weird. But I'm gonna
Speaker 4: wake up screaming.
Speaker 2: But I know I'm seeing. This is stressful.
Speaker 3: I think you should text them back like, oh my god,
Speaker 3: you have so many apps on your.
Speaker 1: I do, oh my god, faulty. Wait let me I
Speaker 1: got I group these altogether, so hold on, let me let.
Speaker 3: Me get wait way too the apps at it? Hold on?
Speaker 2: Where's the guy singing?
Speaker 3: Where's the guys?
Speaker 2: All I ask is that you here's the colond.
Speaker 4: Calling guy and then here we go.
Speaker 2: Here's the song. Ready, guess the song.
Speaker 4: The King and his man had? And that would be
Speaker 4: a demerit right there. Honestly, it's so bold and insane.
Speaker 4: I'm almost kind of I cannot Actually his voice is fine.
Speaker 4: It's just it's awful. Now it's not it's actually a
Speaker 4: good song. Men's basketball is It's not the same guy.
Speaker 2: This is the different guy. Do you see double I
Speaker 2: guy or no?
Speaker 4: Honestly, I give him a chance. He seems that's like
Speaker 4: a normal thing to say.
Speaker 2: Kind of Yeah, it was a flirtation.
Speaker 4: It was just kind of like chance.
Speaker 2: All right, you guys.
Speaker 4: Holy crap, So you please message that I got back.
Speaker 4: You have to message him back the singer. Yes, it's
Speaker 4: so funny.
Speaker 2: Picture.
Speaker 4: Yeah, I got We've got to know more about him,
Speaker 4: because that's so crazy.
Speaker 2: All right, you know what, for you, Bryan, I'll find
Speaker 2: out the story.
Speaker 4: Maybe he'll come on the show and sing to Brian,
Speaker 4: I'd be crazy.
Speaker 2: Would you like to be serenaded.
Speaker 1: From a pirate of the king if he dresses like
Speaker 1: Oh god, I will literally be sec on the podcast.
Speaker 4: I see. I don't know what would it like. Why
Speaker 4: someone would choose that song, probably.
Speaker 2: As Jack Sparrow impersonator.
Speaker 4: Dude, you have to date a Jack Sparrow. Persons so
Speaker 4: much fun? Oh my god, what is wrong with the
Speaker 4: two of you? I'd be so fun.
Speaker 2: You're all over the place.
Speaker 4: Oh me, okay, yeah, all right, sure, okay, well me
Speaker 4: and my Yes, I had work. I went to work.
Speaker 4: It was work. Yes, I can. I guess I can
Speaker 4: be a little naughty. I guess.
Speaker 2: I didn't say naughty, I said trouble.
Speaker 3: There's two things that I never want to experience again.
Speaker 3: This top and that song.
Speaker 4: It's actually it's actually a good song in the movie,
Speaker 4: but it shouldn't be sung on hinge. You guys, I
Speaker 4: have been traumatized.
Speaker 2: This amazing. Oh my god, you guys, calm down. This
Speaker 2: I'm getting I'm getting I'm working on it.
Speaker 4: You're not. You're you're putting a minimal effort.
Speaker 1: You're helping me what I need to take charge. I'm
Speaker 1: laying it out so you guys can help me out
Speaker 1: take charge. All right, all right, we're helping your sister out.
Speaker 1: I've got the power.
Speaker 2: I am a woman.
Speaker 5: I you know it.
Speaker 2: Whatever, I got the power because I got the.
Speaker 4: Okay, yeah, that's a good way to make sure you
Speaker 4: never see a guy again.
Speaker 2: Really, okay. I would never say that to anybody who
Speaker 2: I will.
Speaker 4: Scare off any winger two mile radios.
Speaker 3: I hope you don't ever say on a day what
Speaker 3: you just said.
Speaker 4: Thank God referred that as your that's awful by who
Speaker 4: huh oh, but that's what you said.
Speaker 1: You said, Well, I didn't want to say the P
Speaker 1: worda the P.
Speaker 4: Word, vagina, no glitterius.
Speaker 2: Alright, we're done, we're done, We're down, We're done, right, everybody,
Speaker 2: all right, love.
Speaker 1: Your podcast, Love your podcast, babies.
Speaker 2: I'm sorry, I love you so much. I'm trying to
Speaker 2: find your new step dad. I love you.
Speaker 4: Oh god, oh no, that was bad. All right, all right,
Speaker 4: all right,