WEBVTT 1 00:00:07.559 --> 00:00:12.839 Oh hello, Welcome to Laura Kane after Dark. I'm Laura Kane. 2 00:00:12.919 --> 00:00:13.439 Eric Grimmer. 3 00:00:14.240 --> 00:00:18.440 I just needed to finish his commenting on Facebook, So 4 00:00:18.679 --> 00:00:19.199 there you go. 5 00:00:19.960 --> 00:00:20.839 Welcome to the show. 6 00:00:21.120 --> 00:00:26.239 Eric Rimmer, fantastic co host of Freaking. It'll be six 7 00:00:26.320 --> 00:00:27.039 years in August. 8 00:00:27.239 --> 00:00:29.160 Six years. 9 00:00:29.199 --> 00:00:32.799 Oh my god, Oh my god. Anyway, thanks so much. 10 00:00:32.759 --> 00:00:35.840 For you're such a You're such a good partner. 11 00:00:35.520 --> 00:00:38.799 In your ears. I know you are. You said something 12 00:00:38.880 --> 00:00:40.320 so nice. What did you say to me? Was it 13 00:00:40.359 --> 00:00:41.600 on text? Because you didn't give you. 14 00:00:41.560 --> 00:00:43.840 A birthday card? My birthday card was my all my 15 00:00:43.880 --> 00:00:44.600 people calling in. 16 00:00:45.399 --> 00:00:47.200 Well I didn't see you over your birthday, I. 17 00:00:47.200 --> 00:00:49.719 Know, but you said you sent something nice. You said 18 00:00:49.840 --> 00:00:52.439 something really nice in a text, and I was really touched. 19 00:00:52.520 --> 00:00:52.799 I did. 20 00:00:52.840 --> 00:00:55.799 I said you were my soulmate, my partner, my work 21 00:00:55.840 --> 00:00:59.280 wife and everything in between. Well something like that. 22 00:00:59.560 --> 00:01:04.120 It was something super happy. So when you feel better, 23 00:01:05.560 --> 00:01:06.640 is that when I get my gifts? 24 00:01:06.799 --> 00:01:08.519 Yes, well I ordered it. 25 00:01:09.760 --> 00:01:12.840 You ordered it after No, I ordered it honestly. 26 00:01:12.920 --> 00:01:14.319 No, No, you can be honest. I don't even care. 27 00:01:14.840 --> 00:01:16.560 No I did. It's from Temu. She'll take like six 28 00:01:16.560 --> 00:01:17.159 months to get here. 29 00:01:17.319 --> 00:01:20.439 No, No, it's actually not from. 30 00:01:19.760 --> 00:01:23.439 It's not, Well, how do you do. 31 00:01:23.680 --> 00:01:26.400 You're the only she's the only person I buy gifts 32 00:01:26.400 --> 00:01:28.120 for off of that site. 33 00:01:28.239 --> 00:01:29.400 Well that's for Christmas. 34 00:01:29.599 --> 00:01:32.719 Yeah, that's yeah, you should. That's slightly insulting. 35 00:01:32.799 --> 00:01:33.560 Oh my god. 36 00:01:33.879 --> 00:01:36.519 Well, hey, there's a lot of things in the cells 37 00:01:36.519 --> 00:01:38.920 from that website, and some work and some don't, and 38 00:01:39.000 --> 00:01:40.879 so it's a it's kind of a crap shoot, but 39 00:01:40.920 --> 00:01:43.680 I'm willing to take it when it's that cheap. Okay, 40 00:01:43.799 --> 00:01:46.719 So I need to tell you about something I'm dealing 41 00:01:46.719 --> 00:01:48.280 with right now, and tell me the proper way to 42 00:01:48.359 --> 00:01:53.079 handle this situation that I'm in that I got myself into. 43 00:01:53.879 --> 00:01:57.599 You know me and I like people. I like to 44 00:01:57.640 --> 00:01:58.319 talk to people. 45 00:01:58.799 --> 00:02:01.640 I'm a curious person and I like I like getting 46 00:02:01.719 --> 00:02:04.680 to know people. And this is not me flirting. This 47 00:02:04.840 --> 00:02:07.000 is just me how I am. Like, I want to know, 48 00:02:07.599 --> 00:02:10.199 like what makes you tick, where you come from? 49 00:02:10.280 --> 00:02:12.280 Like here we put a pin in that for just 50 00:02:12.319 --> 00:02:16.400 a second. Sure, can we can we just talk about 51 00:02:16.400 --> 00:02:20.319 something really quick? 52 00:02:21.400 --> 00:02:21.759 Okay? 53 00:02:22.599 --> 00:02:26.560 I would like to know what's going on here. It's 54 00:02:26.599 --> 00:02:32.280 a top that is the most hideous. Where did that 55 00:02:32.360 --> 00:02:32.759 come from? 56 00:02:32.919 --> 00:02:33.280 Target? 57 00:02:33.520 --> 00:02:33.759 Oh? 58 00:02:34.000 --> 00:02:36.479 God? What you're going to start boycotting them. 59 00:02:36.840 --> 00:02:42.960 Wow, that is that looks like one of those those 60 00:02:43.039 --> 00:02:45.680 aprons that you get for somebody that's got like the. 61 00:02:46.520 --> 00:02:49.039 Big buff body on it or the big boobs and 62 00:02:49.080 --> 00:02:53.719 that that it's bad in. 63 00:02:53.680 --> 00:02:58.639 The nothing that is just what if I wore like 64 00:02:58.680 --> 00:02:59.560 a jacket. 65 00:02:59.199 --> 00:03:03.159 Open, No, it would know, nothing would make that cute. 66 00:03:03.199 --> 00:03:04.680 I think a Christmas sweater would be better. 67 00:03:05.680 --> 00:03:07.280 Yeah, it's that bad. 68 00:03:07.360 --> 00:03:10.639 Please pretty bad. It's really tacky awful. It's kind of 69 00:03:10.680 --> 00:03:11.199 an isore. 70 00:03:11.319 --> 00:03:15.879 Actually it really Yeah, I'm gonna say burn it. Don't 71 00:03:15.879 --> 00:03:17.680 even try and sell it at the swap mets. 72 00:03:17.719 --> 00:03:20.560 Okay, let me ask you now, try not to joke. 73 00:03:20.759 --> 00:03:24.240 I want you to be completely honest about this completely, 74 00:03:24.439 --> 00:03:26.879 Can I ask you without the ugliness that you think 75 00:03:26.879 --> 00:03:31.800 it's so ugly? But I was this close to wearing this. 76 00:03:31.759 --> 00:03:35.960 Outfit to work. Oh God, tell me what would have happened? 77 00:03:36.120 --> 00:03:37.520 You probably would have got fired. 78 00:03:37.759 --> 00:03:42.240 Why it's not suggested for a bad taste. Yeah, but 79 00:03:42.319 --> 00:03:45.520 it's not showing any sleeving, no its. 80 00:03:45.080 --> 00:03:47.039 That you have, you like, as a person, have no 81 00:03:47.159 --> 00:03:49.680 judgment or taste, and. 82 00:03:49.599 --> 00:03:53.240 Your taste is all in your bland food that you eat. Yeah, 83 00:03:54.520 --> 00:04:01.319 that is I'm starting to sweat hearing to ask this question, 84 00:04:03.360 --> 00:04:04.639 how much did you pay for it? 85 00:04:04.719 --> 00:04:04.879 Oh? 86 00:04:04.919 --> 00:04:06.159 I don't know. It was on the sale rack. 87 00:04:06.319 --> 00:04:07.800 I don't care if that was. 88 00:04:08.680 --> 00:04:11.680 That should have been like a nickel ben and that 89 00:04:11.719 --> 00:04:13.000 would have been too much. 90 00:04:13.240 --> 00:04:13.759 I thought it was. 91 00:04:13.879 --> 00:04:16.480 It should have given that away and I liked it. 92 00:04:16.480 --> 00:04:18.639 It should be given to a landfill. Awful. 93 00:04:19.040 --> 00:04:21.759 What do you guys think about this? In the comments? 94 00:04:22.120 --> 00:04:24.600 Wherever you're listening, If you're well, you're listening, you don't 95 00:04:24.600 --> 00:04:26.160 know what it looks like. You're gonna have to jump 96 00:04:26.199 --> 00:04:27.879 onto YouTube and look at it. 97 00:04:28.160 --> 00:04:31.399 What do you think? Is it cute? Is it interesting? 98 00:04:32.079 --> 00:04:33.639 Is it like sexy? 99 00:04:34.240 --> 00:04:34.439 No? 100 00:04:36.120 --> 00:04:37.600 Could I wear this to work? No? 101 00:04:38.399 --> 00:04:39.480 It's stinky. 102 00:04:39.680 --> 00:04:41.360 This would not offend anybody at work. 103 00:04:42.480 --> 00:04:45.079 Yeah, all right, let's continue story. 104 00:04:45.240 --> 00:04:51.399 Okay, when I was at v Ahaus on my birthday, huh, 105 00:04:51.439 --> 00:04:56.800 and Antonio and his family were enjoying the Cheap Trick 106 00:04:56.879 --> 00:04:59.600 Show and I was out walking around doing my own thing. 107 00:05:00.160 --> 00:05:00.279 Uh. 108 00:05:01.240 --> 00:05:05.680 There's a game that I really like called hot Pots. 109 00:05:06.040 --> 00:05:08.399 It's hot. It's the flaving hot pot game, and you 110 00:05:08.439 --> 00:05:10.199 always hit it a slot. 111 00:05:10.279 --> 00:05:13.360 Yeah, it's it's a penny slot, but you always hit 112 00:05:13.399 --> 00:05:16.240 the bonus and the bonus Last Forever and like that's 113 00:05:16.720 --> 00:05:18.439 it's just really it's a fun game to play. 114 00:05:18.480 --> 00:05:19.720 I don't know if I even want anything. 115 00:05:19.800 --> 00:05:23.240 So I'm I'm sitting there playing this man I want 116 00:05:23.240 --> 00:05:27.439 to say maybe seventy five sat next to me, thin 117 00:05:27.560 --> 00:05:32.560 man and from another country, I'm not sure. He had 118 00:05:32.560 --> 00:05:36.519 an accent, and we started talking because he was playing 119 00:05:36.560 --> 00:05:39.240 the game too, and then he was asking me all 120 00:05:39.240 --> 00:05:41.079 these questions, you know, and I'm just playing. 121 00:05:41.079 --> 00:05:43.199 I'm like, yeah, you know, not being really nice. I'm 122 00:05:43.279 --> 00:05:46.399 happy it's my birthday, you know. And he's so we 123 00:05:46.519 --> 00:05:48.120 you know. I'm like, what do you do? And he's like, oh, 124 00:05:48.160 --> 00:05:49.600 I sell jeeps. I'm like, oh my god, I have 125 00:05:49.639 --> 00:05:52.480 a jeep. No way, that's so cool, la la la. 126 00:05:53.519 --> 00:05:56.639 And so I said, you should listen to or watch 127 00:05:56.680 --> 00:05:59.279 our podcast. That's what we do, me and my partner 128 00:05:59.319 --> 00:06:03.519 and here. So we do a podcast and it's really 129 00:06:03.560 --> 00:06:05.800 fun to watch, so maybe you know. And I had 130 00:06:05.839 --> 00:06:08.800 my cards with me, so I gave him my card 131 00:06:10.480 --> 00:06:13.360 and he said to me, he goes, oh, so you 132 00:06:13.439 --> 00:06:15.360 work there. I go, well, no, I also work at 133 00:06:15.439 --> 00:06:20.439 iHeartMedia and I do. I work in the newsroom and 134 00:06:21.199 --> 00:06:23.199 I work at you know. I was just telling we're 135 00:06:23.240 --> 00:06:28.600 just making chit chat, right, huh. So then it's time 136 00:06:28.639 --> 00:06:32.279 to go because it's the college is over. Antonio is 137 00:06:32.279 --> 00:06:35.439 getting annoyed. It's time to leave. He's like, we're out, 138 00:06:35.720 --> 00:06:37.480 We're out at the valet. I'm like, all right, I'll 139 00:06:37.480 --> 00:06:40.319 meet you right there. Let me gather my stuff. So 140 00:06:40.360 --> 00:06:42.920 the guy walks me out to the valet, which no 141 00:06:43.040 --> 00:06:46.040 big deal. Thought I was a gentlemanly thing for him 142 00:06:46.040 --> 00:06:47.680 to do because I was all by myself at that point. 143 00:06:48.240 --> 00:06:48.680 Whatever. 144 00:06:48.839 --> 00:06:54.160 I Anyway, I didn't realize that on my card is 145 00:06:54.160 --> 00:06:55.519 my personal cell phone number. 146 00:06:55.680 --> 00:06:57.360 Oh oh, has he been texting you? 147 00:06:57.920 --> 00:06:59.480 He's been calling me NonStop. 148 00:06:59.519 --> 00:07:02.079 I've been I don't recognize the number because I always 149 00:07:02.120 --> 00:07:05.959 think it's spam. But he he sent me a text 150 00:07:06.079 --> 00:07:09.240 with a picture of a bouquet of flowers in the 151 00:07:09.279 --> 00:07:13.839 seat of his car. For the last three days, he's 152 00:07:13.879 --> 00:07:19.240 been driving to iHeart to drop off flowers for me. 153 00:07:19.879 --> 00:07:23.199 But it's it was closed Sunday, it was closed Monday, 154 00:07:23.720 --> 00:07:27.720 and then today my boss texts me and says, oh, 155 00:07:27.959 --> 00:07:29.399 you have flowers at the front desk. 156 00:07:29.439 --> 00:07:31.639 I just thought you'd want to know. I was like, oh, no, 157 00:07:32.360 --> 00:07:36.519 he cave. I'm in there. I haven't texted a back to. 158 00:07:36.519 --> 00:07:40.480 Say I will picture of the flowers. 159 00:07:40.079 --> 00:07:41.720 Now, yeah, well he's like I've been. 160 00:07:42.480 --> 00:07:47.000 I've been trying to drop these off and nobody's nobody's there. 161 00:07:47.360 --> 00:07:49.000 I think I did text it back and said, you 162 00:07:49.000 --> 00:07:52.279 know what, we're closed on Sundays and it was a holiday. 163 00:07:53.000 --> 00:07:54.879 But then I started getting a little weirded out. 164 00:07:55.000 --> 00:07:56.519 Have you picked up the phone once to him? 165 00:07:56.639 --> 00:07:58.279 No, Jesus, Well. 166 00:07:58.199 --> 00:08:00.480 No, I mean no, I'm I don't pick up the 167 00:08:00.480 --> 00:08:04.839 phone and Eric calls it's business cards. 168 00:08:04.920 --> 00:08:09.519 That's well, I didn't think about it. I didn't think 169 00:08:09.519 --> 00:08:12.439 about all the information. But it was kind of guy. 170 00:08:12.600 --> 00:08:14.839 She doesn't pick up the phone when I'm the worst 171 00:08:14.879 --> 00:08:15.920 text on the planet. 172 00:08:16.040 --> 00:08:19.399 So yeah, he won't text, and I don't like to talk. 173 00:08:19.439 --> 00:08:20.319 He doesn't like to text. 174 00:08:20.360 --> 00:08:21.079 I don't like to talk. 175 00:08:21.319 --> 00:08:22.160 I hate texting. 176 00:08:22.319 --> 00:08:24.639 Yet we somehow communicate, I know we do. 177 00:08:25.680 --> 00:08:29.279 So anyway, there are flowers currently waiting for me there. 178 00:08:29.319 --> 00:08:31.040 And those cars don't have your address, do they? 179 00:08:31.279 --> 00:08:35.440 No, they just have our you know, our website and 180 00:08:35.559 --> 00:08:37.240 my phone number and. 181 00:08:37.240 --> 00:08:37.840 What's his name? 182 00:08:39.559 --> 00:08:43.480 Well on the call, it's different than the card he 183 00:08:43.519 --> 00:08:43.919 gave me. 184 00:08:44.759 --> 00:08:45.919 The card he gave you. 185 00:08:46.559 --> 00:08:50.159 Where it's this jeep dealership. Wherever this jeep dealership was, 186 00:08:50.200 --> 00:08:54.679 I wasn't sure where, I don't remember. But on his 187 00:08:54.840 --> 00:08:58.960 card his name is Sean. But when the phone rang, 188 00:08:59.000 --> 00:09:00.720 it was like a bell or. 189 00:09:00.679 --> 00:09:01.679 Something like that. 190 00:09:01.679 --> 00:09:03.759 That doesn't well, that could be a number of reasons. Wait, 191 00:09:03.799 --> 00:09:05.000 how old do you think this guy was? 192 00:09:06.480 --> 00:09:07.759 In his seventies? Oh? 193 00:09:07.960 --> 00:09:09.919 Okay, I say, correct for you. 194 00:09:12.000 --> 00:09:13.639 This is another thing we need to talk about. 195 00:09:13.960 --> 00:09:15.279 Seventy dear lord. 196 00:09:15.240 --> 00:09:19.080 No, not that I have, you know, I just I wasn't. 197 00:09:19.120 --> 00:09:20.519 It's only a ten year difference. 198 00:09:21.039 --> 00:09:28.080 I didn't make any kind of any kind of jestive comments. 199 00:09:28.120 --> 00:09:29.159 That doesn't mean anything. 200 00:09:29.360 --> 00:09:33.879 Well, then maybe he obviously he's trying to like. 201 00:09:33.960 --> 00:09:36.679 Okay, let me assume me. Let me explain the modern 202 00:09:36.879 --> 00:09:38.039 dating landscape to you. 203 00:09:38.159 --> 00:09:39.960 Well, this guy isn't very modern, is he? 204 00:09:40.279 --> 00:09:40.480 No? 205 00:09:41.279 --> 00:09:43.960 Okay? If you how long were you guys talking for? 206 00:09:44.600 --> 00:09:46.679 I'd say like forty five minutes? Maybe? 207 00:09:46.879 --> 00:09:50.159 Okay? Wow, did you ever leave? An impression? Typically a 208 00:09:50.200 --> 00:09:54.679 prolonged conversa are you wearing that top? Typically a prolonged 209 00:09:54.720 --> 00:09:57.399 conversation where a woman is showing interest in the guy's 210 00:09:57.440 --> 00:10:00.919 like actual life, typically in like employ interests. 211 00:10:01.279 --> 00:10:03.600 We were sitting nicer. Playing in the game. 212 00:10:05.559 --> 00:10:08.559 Let me know typically implies interest. Now, no, no, no, he 213 00:10:08.639 --> 00:10:11.000 has been a creep. That has nothing to do with 214 00:10:11.000 --> 00:10:14.840 the fact. But that's why he is maybe taking yeah thinking. 215 00:10:14.519 --> 00:10:18.440 He hasn't said anything suggestive, He hasn't done anything suggested. 216 00:10:18.080 --> 00:10:18.960 Or trying to woo you. 217 00:10:19.360 --> 00:10:21.440 It's a little did you talk a lot with your 218 00:10:21.440 --> 00:10:28.480 tongue when you were like You're like he no, okay. 219 00:10:29.120 --> 00:10:32.480 So anyway, that is currently the situation. 220 00:10:32.639 --> 00:10:34.600 Your roommates know that their lives are all now in 221 00:10:34.679 --> 00:10:35.840 danger because you have a stalker. 222 00:10:36.399 --> 00:10:37.399 He doesn't know where you live. 223 00:10:37.679 --> 00:10:40.360 He'll find out. I think I could actually from your 224 00:10:40.360 --> 00:10:42.000 phone number, probably find out where you live. 225 00:10:42.240 --> 00:10:43.360 I'm sure you could. 226 00:10:43.799 --> 00:10:44.759 He might be able to too. 227 00:10:44.840 --> 00:10:46.279 Why do you think I have a man living with me? 228 00:10:46.480 --> 00:10:49.039 It's because it keeps I feel safer in this. 229 00:10:49.080 --> 00:10:50.960 Does he know he needs to protect you? Now you 230 00:10:51.000 --> 00:10:51.600 have a stalker? 231 00:10:51.879 --> 00:10:52.639 Antonio? 232 00:10:53.159 --> 00:10:56.679 Hey, you know, I know a huge deterrent just to 233 00:10:56.720 --> 00:10:57.279 open the door. 234 00:10:57.919 --> 00:11:03.399 He was he he you you did, but the don't. 235 00:11:04.200 --> 00:11:06.159 It was too late by that time, because he had 236 00:11:06.159 --> 00:11:09.240 walked me out to the valet. I couldn't find Antonio. 237 00:11:09.480 --> 00:11:11.600 He wasn't order to be seen, and then I'm like 238 00:11:11.639 --> 00:11:14.000 calling him furiously and this guy is sitting standing next 239 00:11:14.039 --> 00:11:18.279 to me. I want to go, I warned her. 240 00:11:18.559 --> 00:11:22.960 I think a huge return would be dead. Any kind 241 00:11:23.000 --> 00:11:25.679 of a stock would be to open the door wearing 242 00:11:25.720 --> 00:11:26.080 that top. 243 00:11:26.600 --> 00:11:27.720 Do not hand out your. 244 00:11:27.600 --> 00:11:29.360 Business card everybody. Right now, I'm going to beat up. 245 00:11:29.720 --> 00:11:31.320 I'm going to beat up to you. 246 00:11:31.320 --> 00:11:33.399 You with the Taylor swist stuff. I want to beat 247 00:11:33.440 --> 00:11:36.399 you up. I want to beat up Antonio and I 248 00:11:36.440 --> 00:11:37.120 want to beat up. 249 00:11:37.320 --> 00:11:40.000 I don't want to really beat up you. Speak your butt. 250 00:11:40.080 --> 00:11:41.840 Maybe a little bit of spanking, is that okay? 251 00:11:41.879 --> 00:11:47.279 Yeah, even though it's not Saturday night, that's okay, Okay. 252 00:11:47.519 --> 00:11:48.720 I remember this guy. 253 00:11:49.440 --> 00:11:50.840 I didn't realize it was in my card. 254 00:11:50.960 --> 00:11:52.720 Well, they didn't write it down cards just to get 255 00:11:52.720 --> 00:11:54.360 someone to listen to the podcast. It's not worth it. 256 00:11:54.720 --> 00:11:56.399 Well, hey, that's how you get you. 257 00:11:56.480 --> 00:11:59.399 Know, that's not how you not by passing out business card. 258 00:11:59.600 --> 00:12:02.120 I can't individual, I can't, I can't, Okay. 259 00:12:02.840 --> 00:12:07.519 So when Marien and I decided to go on the 260 00:12:07.639 --> 00:12:10.000 dating app together, we made this promise to each other, 261 00:12:10.039 --> 00:12:11.360 and so I just been. 262 00:12:11.240 --> 00:12:13.200 Like, I haven't been one of you has found success? 263 00:12:13.360 --> 00:12:16.080 Yes, and me I when I think about it, which 264 00:12:16.080 --> 00:12:18.200 isn't very often because I don't really have time, I 265 00:12:18.360 --> 00:12:20.200 look and I'll go I didn't pay for it. 266 00:12:20.240 --> 00:12:22.879 So you can only look at like one at a time. 267 00:12:22.960 --> 00:12:25.320 And if you don't have a hinge, if you don't 268 00:12:25.480 --> 00:12:27.559 like the guy or whatever it is that he likes, 269 00:12:27.600 --> 00:12:29.240 if he liked you and you don't like him back, 270 00:12:29.399 --> 00:12:32.519 you can push you know, the X, and you can 271 00:12:32.559 --> 00:12:33.360 look at the next one. 272 00:12:33.480 --> 00:12:35.399 You can't look at all the people that liked you 273 00:12:35.440 --> 00:12:35.840 at once. 274 00:12:36.879 --> 00:12:41.440 So for some reason, and Brian, I'm sure you're gonna 275 00:12:41.440 --> 00:12:42.240 have a comment about this. 276 00:12:42.320 --> 00:12:44.399 I'm sure Eric you're gonna have a comment about this. 277 00:12:45.759 --> 00:12:48.840 But every thirty four year old man in the world 278 00:12:49.600 --> 00:12:52.679 is into me, and it's it's a kink. I'm a kink. 279 00:12:53.000 --> 00:12:57.440 Necessarily your age is on there right, Yes, yes. 280 00:12:58.279 --> 00:13:00.679 In fact, they have that grain any complex. 281 00:13:00.759 --> 00:13:02.080 Okay, So here's one dude. 282 00:13:02.919 --> 00:13:05.679 Men also are their standards can be if they're desperate, 283 00:13:05.679 --> 00:13:07.879 their standards are real low. So they well, they may 284 00:13:07.919 --> 00:13:12.240 think you're just easy because you're older. They're like, oh, perfect, 285 00:13:12.360 --> 00:13:14.759 there she'll be desperate like a cougar's like a young guy. 286 00:13:14.759 --> 00:13:16.320 She'll be she'll think she's lucky. 287 00:13:17.080 --> 00:13:18.720 Oh I could see that break. 288 00:13:19.000 --> 00:13:27.240 Okay the graduate I recorded, Okay, this is my message. Okay, 289 00:13:27.279 --> 00:13:31.200 this is a dude that messaged me voice messaged me. Okay, 290 00:13:32.639 --> 00:13:35.080 my room Marie goes, you got a voice message him back? 291 00:13:35.120 --> 00:13:38.360 So I did awkwardly. It's horrible. And then he messaged 292 00:13:38.399 --> 00:13:39.399 me back, and we're going to play that. 293 00:13:39.519 --> 00:13:41.080 Are you going to play his first and then yours? 294 00:13:41.159 --> 00:13:43.000 Yes, and then I'm going to play some of the 295 00:13:43.080 --> 00:13:43.519 other ones. 296 00:13:43.559 --> 00:13:46.759 Some guys on their profile include a little like a 297 00:13:46.799 --> 00:13:50.559 little voice message like I'm really into and then they'll 298 00:13:50.600 --> 00:13:54.480 talk or please don't do and then they'll talk or 299 00:13:54.639 --> 00:13:57.159 you know, I'll play some of those two. 300 00:13:57.200 --> 00:13:58.840 But I got them all together. Here we go. 301 00:13:59.080 --> 00:14:00.600 Oh no, it's a message. 302 00:14:00.639 --> 00:14:03.279 Stand how to weave it? Any things for the voice 303 00:14:03.279 --> 00:14:06.120 of face right, make things a littly easier. I'm just 304 00:14:07.240 --> 00:14:11.799 leaving the beach. I just went quickly, just a good 305 00:14:11.879 --> 00:14:14.600 jump in the ocean and relax for a little bit. 306 00:14:15.080 --> 00:14:15.759 What about you? 307 00:14:15.919 --> 00:14:19.480 How's your Sunday Funday? Going do anything special? Keeping it mellow? 308 00:14:20.279 --> 00:14:22.799 Or did you get yourself into anything fun this weekend? 309 00:14:23.600 --> 00:14:26.799 And I have to say, pretty eyes, I'm very attractive 310 00:14:26.840 --> 00:14:28.919 and it seems like some fun you get to know. Well, 311 00:14:29.039 --> 00:14:31.600 hope you're having a great guard and looking forward to 312 00:14:31.600 --> 00:14:32.279 finding out more. 313 00:14:33.159 --> 00:14:33.919 Okay, that was nice. 314 00:14:33.960 --> 00:14:38.720 Here I go all listen anyway, just getting back to you. Yes, 315 00:14:38.759 --> 00:14:41.039 it was a crazy weekend, and then I had to 316 00:14:41.080 --> 00:14:47.720 work yesterday Memorial Day, like all day long today, and yeah, 317 00:14:47.960 --> 00:14:51.159 now I have to get up and go to work again, 318 00:14:51.559 --> 00:14:54.840 just you know, like the normal human being goes to work. 319 00:14:55.320 --> 00:14:55.759 Anyway. 320 00:14:55.960 --> 00:14:58.720 I think you're really cute. Yes, I'm old af but 321 00:14:59.080 --> 00:15:02.919 uh I we have fun together. And yes I am trouble. 322 00:15:03.000 --> 00:15:05.200 I'm a lot of trouble. So he had said that 323 00:15:05.200 --> 00:15:07.000 that's uh it's good and bad. 324 00:15:08.240 --> 00:15:10.720 Okay, this is a response. This is a response. 325 00:15:12.159 --> 00:15:12.720 You're funny. 326 00:15:12.799 --> 00:15:13.440 I like it. 327 00:15:13.480 --> 00:15:15.720 So the question is how much trouble and how much 328 00:15:15.759 --> 00:15:20.039 fun you might and maybe we could text and talk 329 00:15:20.080 --> 00:15:24.240 off this make things a little easier, and I might 330 00:15:24.360 --> 00:15:27.960 love trouble and then uh I look forward to finding 331 00:15:28.000 --> 00:15:31.960 out more. And you you might be able to be 332 00:15:32.080 --> 00:15:34.799 look hot as fuck. So if you're good kisser and 333 00:15:34.840 --> 00:15:38.840 have nice legs too, I guess I'll have to find 334 00:15:38.879 --> 00:15:43.000 out and you'll have to enlighten me. Maybe we could 335 00:15:43.000 --> 00:15:45.039 text and talk off this and make things easier. 336 00:15:46.559 --> 00:15:49.360 I said, okay, wait wait here, wait wait, let me push. 337 00:15:49.279 --> 00:15:54.960 When we push, I said, well, oh god, all. 338 00:15:54.919 --> 00:15:57.279 Right, he's a little cringey. But I think you were 339 00:15:57.320 --> 00:15:57.879 actually worse. 340 00:15:57.960 --> 00:16:00.200 Oh I know, I know you were. 341 00:16:00.120 --> 00:16:03.679 If you If I received that, I was blocked so 342 00:16:03.799 --> 00:16:06.159 dry dry, Yeah, you were so dry. 343 00:16:06.200 --> 00:16:07.399 It's about work and stuff. 344 00:16:08.120 --> 00:16:09.600 He was like, you know, he said you actually his 345 00:16:09.639 --> 00:16:11.559 first mention was really nice. If it was very nice, 346 00:16:11.639 --> 00:16:15.200 and you just like, yeah, at work, so that's fun. Yeah, 347 00:16:15.240 --> 00:16:18.159 I guess yeah. And then you're just like you're like 348 00:16:18.240 --> 00:16:20.159 so dry, like all right sea, like I feel like 349 00:16:20.159 --> 00:16:21.360 you were not putting any effort. 350 00:16:21.440 --> 00:16:21.600 Him. 351 00:16:21.639 --> 00:16:23.600 Well, then he goes, well, if you have, if you 352 00:16:23.600 --> 00:16:27.399 have like like like that, I said, I said, I 353 00:16:27.399 --> 00:16:27.799 wrote him. 354 00:16:27.840 --> 00:16:28.480 I wrote him back. 355 00:16:28.519 --> 00:16:30.720 I said, I have a thirty four inches seam. 356 00:16:31.440 --> 00:16:31.639 Yeah. 357 00:16:32.679 --> 00:16:34.480 Oh god, he doesn't know. 358 00:16:34.600 --> 00:16:38.039 That on my head on two legs. No body. Oh 359 00:16:38.600 --> 00:16:39.320 I didn't give him that. 360 00:16:40.159 --> 00:16:43.000 The legs were like those comments were creepy. When he said, 361 00:16:43.080 --> 00:16:45.120 he's like, oh, I like a little not whatever. He said. 362 00:16:45.159 --> 00:16:45.679 That was bad. 363 00:16:45.960 --> 00:16:46.600 So here's a. 364 00:16:46.679 --> 00:16:48.840 Guy on can I can I record a message for 365 00:16:48.919 --> 00:16:50.960 you and be like a house that would drive a Yeah. 366 00:16:52.399 --> 00:16:56.759 Like this is her husband. She's a she's I need 367 00:16:56.879 --> 00:17:00.559 someone to keep her busy. I approve of this. 368 00:17:01.799 --> 00:17:02.480 This is a dude. 369 00:17:03.440 --> 00:17:06.559 This is on his profile. Oh god, And this is 370 00:17:06.640 --> 00:17:08.799 guy's one that sent me a rose or liked me 371 00:17:08.920 --> 00:17:09.240 or whatever. 372 00:17:09.319 --> 00:17:13.559 Here we go. Oh wait, but the question is it's like, 373 00:17:13.720 --> 00:17:15.000 all I ask is that you. 374 00:17:17.160 --> 00:17:20.559 All I ask is that you call me Colin because 375 00:17:20.680 --> 00:17:24.640 Colin is my name. My name is not Colon. My 376 00:17:24.799 --> 00:17:31.359 whole life, I've been called Colon. So I'm damaged by that. 377 00:17:33.599 --> 00:17:34.799 I thought that was kind of huge. 378 00:17:34.839 --> 00:17:38.079 I've heard that before. I feel like I know who 379 00:17:38.200 --> 00:17:40.680 the heck his name is Colon, Colan's not real name. 380 00:17:40.720 --> 00:17:45.400 Who is mister? Okay, there's one who mistakes Calin for Colan. 381 00:17:45.400 --> 00:17:46.119 I feel like that's. 382 00:17:47.839 --> 00:17:52.319 You wouldn't know that's famous? All right? So this one 383 00:17:53.279 --> 00:17:53.599 this one? 384 00:17:53.640 --> 00:17:57.759 Okay, wait, oh my god. Wait, guess the song here 385 00:17:57.839 --> 00:17:59.720 we go. This was on this dude's profile. 386 00:17:59.759 --> 00:18:00.480 Guess the song. 387 00:18:00.680 --> 00:18:07.359 Ready the King and his man soul, the Queen from 388 00:18:07.559 --> 00:18:16.319 her bed and bound her and her boom, the seas 389 00:18:16.680 --> 00:18:22.920 be ours and by the powers where we will? 390 00:18:23.720 --> 00:18:28.720 Are you kidding me? Which lever? Do you know what 391 00:18:28.839 --> 00:18:29.240 that's from? 392 00:18:29.799 --> 00:18:29.839 No? 393 00:18:30.519 --> 00:18:30.640 Oh? 394 00:18:30.720 --> 00:18:33.720 You guys, don't you look excited from parts of. 395 00:18:33.680 --> 00:18:38.359 The Caribbean movie. Oh god, you're a little No. I 396 00:18:38.440 --> 00:18:41.079 think it's so. That is like the that's insane thing 397 00:18:41.160 --> 00:18:44.160 I've ever heard of everard this is his profile. It's 398 00:18:44.200 --> 00:18:47.039 a shanty at best. I don't think it exists beyond. 399 00:18:47.200 --> 00:18:48.640 I don't know if that's like an actual one or 400 00:18:48.720 --> 00:18:49.480 just made for that movie. 401 00:18:50.319 --> 00:18:52.240