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Speaker 1: All right, so Emily the cancer uh person loses her

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fucking hat. Well said, but puts it in a context

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of tits. You remember the scene? Yeah, yeah, if the

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wind blows your tits off, you need to find a

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new plastic surgeon.

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Speaker 2: Yeah yeah, I mean I would say find a hospital first,

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because you have two gaping wounds on you. It's right

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Speaker 3: Bad work, bad all around, Hillo.

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Speaker 2: Welcome aboard another brands bang new episode of bad television.

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Speaker 1: You know who it is? Fuck yeah, permission to come aboard.

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Speaker 2: Yeah, let's rock, Let's fucking do it. Let's rock out.

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You know what?

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Speaker 1: A lot of energy out front, Dell. This episode was

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the worst one of the season. You think this, I

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think our recap it's going to be fourteen minutes.

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Speaker 2: Nah, And if I have anything to say about it,

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I got a lot of stuff to say on this episode.

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I thought it was a pretty good episode. And I'm

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really jacked up for this. I might even dare I

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say slug back a buzzball? That's how excited? What flavor

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is it? Uh line? Toss it over? Should we do

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a little buzzbone review? I mean, look at how disgusting

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this is. Oh, it's beautiful, Well, definitely not beautiful. It

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literally looks like some kind of grenade. You'd find a

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halo and go to the YouTube TV pod. Oh great,

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thank you.

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Speaker 1: You know dyll. Once grocery stores started allowing pre made

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cocktails in a.

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Speaker 2: Can or in this case, your life really changed.

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Speaker 1: Oh big time? I got really fat last year?

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Speaker 2: Thank you for Is that what you were going to say? Though?

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I feel like I cut you off, like when grow No,

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were you gonna say that your life change? Or were

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you gonna say something else?

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Speaker 1: I thought for the better because I wasn't drinking wine anymore,

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so I started drinking this brand called June Shine. They

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made Margarita's.

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Speaker 2: This is disgusting.

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Speaker 1: It's disgusting.

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Speaker 2: Yeah, you don't like it, You're not gonna drink it?

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a good time.

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Speaker 2: It's fifteen percent alcohol.

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Speaker 1: I don't give a fuck. Give it to me. That's

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like a beer.

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Speaker 2: Give it to me. No, no, no, it's not like

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a beer.

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Speaker 1: It's like three beers, three light beers. Give it to me.

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I feel like Kyle.

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Speaker 2: We love Kyle. I do.

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Speaker 1: I really like that guy. We're kindred spirits. He's Scottish.

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I'm Irish. I sometimes we're both Irish. Well, yes we are.

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Speaker 2: Do the Irish like the Scots. They have a common

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enemy in the fucking English. Yeah, so I think they're

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fine with your Yeah, fucking English.

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Speaker 1: Evolution hasn't moved that much. Like my grandmother when she

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was a little girl, she had to get like go

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to the bathroom in and outhouse. Look how far we've

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come in one generation, yeah or two.

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Speaker 2: Although I tell you what I mean, I'd take an

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outhouse over this racket we've got going on now. Really,

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go outside, kind of reorient touch grass. As the kids

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Speaker 1: I don't want to get graphic, but there's a clean

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get graphic. But think about when you're sitting down and

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shit sliding out of you. You're on your phone. You're

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not even present with the movement, right, you're scrolling through

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and stuff like that. You know, I'd much rather, you know,

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take some time and sit in a poorly insulated wooden

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shack and smell my own shit. You that you're alive. Yeah,

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so listen, we're here to talk about below Deck. You

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know it. It's about TV and I eschewed your your

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reviews on Housewives, but I do want to get to wetews.

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Speaker 1: This review from get us to two thousand by the way,

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that yeah, get in the look. I don't care if

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it's a one star review and you hate us, now

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give us a review. It's fine.

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Speaker 2: Yeah, get it in. Uh. This from Max Slang, who

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is uh oh boy. Yeah, Max Slang is a big

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fan of the show, has been for years. We know

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who this person is, no faceless, faceless creature. But I

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will say Max Slang is an incredible person because for

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years they've been trying to find the right cocktail and

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still have not found it. And you just have to

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not working. It can't take this long, you know, So

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now charging So now below Deck is only a preview

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Speaker 1: Well, first off, till Zone is what what star?

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Speaker 2: Oh it's a one star?

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Speaker 1: Okay, you know what?

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Speaker 2: This is stupid? This doesn't even make sense. I don't

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even know what's going on. There's a great review here

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from Linda Yoga Girl. She's still blocked on Patreon. I

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don't know what's going on, locker. I went to the block.

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I did it the other day to try to find

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you know, back behind the pay well. But I can't

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figure it out. Come on, So just signed Hey, create

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a new email. We know you have aliases, we know

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you're catfishing people left and right. Just use one of

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those emails and sign up for Patreon again. We're covering

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zet tritas, we're covering aps, we're doing PMZ, We're doing

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So let's get into this episode what you've deemed the

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worst of the season. Why do you go ahead and

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give us your pots?

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Speaker 1: Well, I didn't like the episode that much because I

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don't feel like we got there. Was way too much

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just being upset and kind of losing her mind.

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Speaker 2: You know. I mean, we're gonna get there, We're gonna

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get I mean, we're gonna get there. But the elderly

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often perish from cancer. I mean, they do often perish

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Speaker 1: And in her case, morbid obesity might have had a

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Speaker 2: I mean.

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Speaker 1: Decade.

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Speaker 2: I don't think it was morbid obesity. I think it

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was a plumpness, a nice Rubenesque pump plumpness. Is that

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the is that the word?

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Speaker 2: I can't believe you're fucking drinking that.

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Speaker 1: Why not? It's Friday. I'm having a good time. I'm

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enjoying myself on an I said this on another podcast.

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My kids are back in school. Summer is over. And

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anybody that has kids understands this. The work is done

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when you're an adult and you have kids, don't You

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don't know this yet. Summer is not a vacation. It's

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more work. Oh yeah, the fall is summer.

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Speaker 2: That's the sweet. Fall is summer, Yes, fall of summer.

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But yeah, I thought it was fun. Jess is mentally

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not there. But we've got a lot of ball of

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snake stuff. We've got a lot of fun stuff with Rainbow,

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who was driven to the brink of unearthing old behaviors

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Speaker 1: Well, when she was yelling that she may have to

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go back in old habits based upon her past with

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her sisters. Beware Ole solen. Oh, there is a mace

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or a trident under her bed and you may be

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bludgeoned to death.

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Speaker 2: Well and depending on what Rainbow has at her disposal. Right, so,

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she has baking soda, she has vinegar. There may be

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some kind of propellant that she could find. There are

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spoons and butter knives. So I'm thinking, hear me out,

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those kill two, Well, those kill two. I mean, if

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you get a garbage bag full of kitchen ware and

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throw some bacon powder in and then you know. Celenne

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Speaker 2: Who knows? And Rainbow knows how to clean up her tracks?

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Speaker 2: So I thought this was a great episode. One hundred

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and fifty thousand pots and that's the most I think

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Speaker 1: I'm gonna give it zero, Okay, can I kick it off?

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Speaker 2: You're well within your right too.

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Speaker 1: Okay. It was an interesting start of the episode because

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all the Sea Rats are sitting at the table, Kyle

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has just given that insane speech.

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Speaker 2: Yes, and Fraser has just erupted in French profanity. He's

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Speaker 2: Yes, right, a downward spiral.

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Speaker 1: And then four seconds later everyone announces, well, let's get

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accusation that Fraser and he said that he was taking

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Speaker 2: Gotta bleep that you do? Yes, okay, So Patrick, come on,

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all right, fine, I'm gonna get it together. Talk about

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the hair, right, let's just say heavy metal hair.

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Speaker 1: I don't think people would know what we're talking about.

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Speaker 2: Oh yeah, Hugo's really ripping it up.

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Speaker 1: Everyone has to rip it up. Everyone has to. They're

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fucking sea rats. I know, but he fooled me. I

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Speaker 2: No, no, no, no, listen Patrick, Patrick, Patrick, Hugo is

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a responsible sea rat in a leadership position. But find

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Speaker 1: Good point.

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Speaker 2: So we hit the club, Rainbow grabs Demo's ass, and

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Babs and Jess neck each other off, and Kyle's confused

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about losing his relationship with Fraser. How could you be confused?

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Speaker 1: Can I get deuce?

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Speaker 2: Leigh is all up in Kyle's armpits.

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Speaker 1: Barbs and Jess makeout. Yeah, Damo and Rainbow coz Yeah, yeah, uh,

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insight into what people are actually thinking when they're being

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intimate with the other. Sa Rat Rainbow says she's not

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a fan of Damo's kissing. Yeah, yeah, apparently. Uh it's

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very wet. Yeah right. Yeah. It's like when a dentist

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hooks that fucking.

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Speaker 2: Straw on your can't stand that. I don't like that either,

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I think that. I think it's a fucking dark entity. Dude.

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Speaker 1: Yeah, but we have to have it because we hurts.

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You got to pull one of them out.

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not progressed in any way. Really, mh. They have completely

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delusional expectations of people. I need you to flost twice.

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Nobody has time for that, I do, nobody has time

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Speaker 2: I've told you you have bad breath before.

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Speaker 1: Yeah, I'm making that up. No, you're making you're making that. No,

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you're making that up. I floss like every five minutes.

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Speaker 2: But with the picks.

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Speaker 1: Yeah, with the picks.

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Speaker 2: Now see a lot. My dentist will and I have.

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Speaker 1: No more teeth. Every time one of my teeth goes south,

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I go pull it.

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Speaker 2: How many teeth do you have?

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Speaker 1: Dell? Have you seen my fucking face? Let me see.

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Speaker 2: You. It looks like you have all your teeth.

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Speaker 1: Whenever a tooth goes south, I go pull it. You

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only have two teeth.

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Speaker 2: It looks like you just got your wisdom teeth taken out.

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Speaker 1: It's like middle teeth.

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Speaker 2: No, it's not. You're making that up. You're presenting yourself

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as some kind of road house bartender right now. But

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I think you just got your wisdom teeth pulled. Well.

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I gotta say your breath is absolutely fantastic, and I

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ever offer you gum. I want you to know that

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I'm just offering you a treat because I really like them. Okay,

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the trident squares, holy shit, those are really slapping right now.

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So everyone is sucking off and it's all popping off.

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And then we get to the boat and the snakes

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continue to slither Kyle and so so hit the cabin.

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They bang it out. Then Jess and Babbs hop in.

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They're freaking playing now that Isa's we.

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Speaker 1: Never get conclusive evidence that. I guess it's just assumed.

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Speaker 2: That Kyl and Yeah, it's a little bit like h

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Lucy and Ricky and they wake up in the morning

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and a daisy opens or something like that. Oh yeah, okay,

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yeah they Well, Lucy and Ricky just had missionary sex.

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Kyle and Selene, we're spitting in each other's faces and stuff.

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Speaker 1: Dyl. Are you of the age where you've ever walked

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into a married couple's bedroom and seen two beds?

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Speaker 2: No? Oh god, no, fucking oh. That was the thing.

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I wasn't alive in the seventeen hundred.

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Speaker 1: Seventeen hundreds. It's literally like the nineties and early two thousands.

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People would get so old and get so done. Yeah, yeah, yeah,

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I saw it multiple times. Well, two beds.

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Speaker 2: I gotta tell you, I understand it because I got

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into bed late last night, the slightest brush, the slightest

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change in the the plane of the bed, and my

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wife is doing this.

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Speaker 1: What do you want me to do?

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Speaker 2: You want to be a ghost.

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Speaker 1: I'm a man, My wife two days ago told me

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to shut up.

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Speaker 2: When you were getting in bed.

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Speaker 1: I was sleeping. I guess I was making too much noise. Yeah,

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at like three in the morning, said shut up.

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Speaker 2: Separate beds would solve that, so listen, and it wouldn't.

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It wouldn't obliterate sex. I don't think, Well, do you.

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Speaker 1: Feel like you're visiting like your your roommate. Yeah, it's

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kind of hot when you think about it.

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Speaker 2: Well, I know, but it really does eliminate the thing

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that leads to most sex, which is laying next to

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the big spoon. It's the big spoon time, whether it's

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a humper, a pushback, that's pretty much how That's how

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I think ninety five percent of married sex is initiated.

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Speaker 1: Wouldn't you say, ah, well, I only have sex once

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a month.

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Speaker 2: Okay, all right, we wake the next morning. Rainbow's got

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her wits together, slow play, careful play. She's not being

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in a she's not gonna be in a gross boy's bed. Okay,

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I dig that. And this is the kind of wisdom

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that you acquire when you've slaughtered your entire family. Okay,

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you've been through the ringer and back. So Kyle calls

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his mom. He says, I've been drinking too much, evidently,

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and joking about banging charter guests that have a look

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like they're in the band's Slayer.

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Speaker 1: See that's how it's done.

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Speaker 2: See come on, no, you're right. All right. So we

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talked about a very important thing, and that's matching kissing techniques.

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Speaker 1: Oh yeah, can I break down the game film?

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Speaker 2: All right?

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Speaker 1: So Damo and Hugo Boss talk about kissing styles and

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Damo apparently dates a Brazilian catfish that taught him how

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to kiss. You know, I thought it was weird when

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I was making out with my ALF doll. ALF was

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a TV show in the people know they do okay

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alien life for him, and I had that doll even

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with the moles on his cheek, and I would make

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out with him kissing.

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Speaker 2: But uh, I don't think people know r less Arless.

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Speaker 1: I loved Darling. I don't think people know Sports Agent.

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That was one of the early HBO shows.

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Speaker 2: Yeah, I think people know ALF. I don't think they

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know r Less.

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Speaker 1: I would say that was a early curb your enthusiasm.

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Speaker 2: You know, you don't think so. Now, so they're talking

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about this and this is something where you know these

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are tragic exchanges sometimes, right, Because let's say one goes fish,

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one goes Galapago's bird.

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Speaker 1: Right, you're still on the kissing styles.

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Speaker 2: Yeah, yeah, yeah, one goes fish, one goes pecky little bird. Right.

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That could be a sign from the universe saying this

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is not gonna work out. But no, no, no, no, no, no,

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no no, it's just it's just a bad exchange. You

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pick the rock back up and you go again for

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second down right now, if you don't get it the

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second third time, and maybe this is not it. But

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Damo and Damon and Rainbow, I don't ship them forever,

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but I ship them at sea. Rats aboard this vessel.

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Speaker 1: I'm gonna give ats for an aps where mines are

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going to be blown.

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Speaker 2: Oh wow, are you ready for this? I was. Now,

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you're pretty bad with teases. You usually just say the

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whole thing.

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Speaker 1: Well, I'm not going to do that.

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Speaker 2: Okay.

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Speaker 1: So we have people that come here for swim class

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in our backyard and I haven't. Uh, there's a couple

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that shows up here and I recognize the wife and

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we finally talked and she said, oh, in the early

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two thousands, I was a party girl, and I kind

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of recognized her, and I think we slept together in

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two thousand and two. I'm waiting for one piece of

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information because this girl had said I'm going up to Vancouver,

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and this girl, twenty years later is now in my backyard,

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and it's crazy. Whoa, whoa, And I will get that information.

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Speaker 2: You such a party boy, and she was such a

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party girl. You have I actually remember a collection of it.

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Speaker 1: Remember it? How could this be?

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Speaker 2: How could this be? Guesswork?

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Speaker 1: I mean, I kind of remember her, and when I

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saw her, I was like, I think we hooked up

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twenty years ago. Jesus fucking Christ.

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Speaker 2: Wow, yeah, are you gonna do it?

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Speaker 1: Well? Uh, there's a back back tack too, which I remember.

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Speaker 2: Oh you know, I know it. She had a cheeseburger

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on her butt. Crack nope, pegasus, coyfish something was there.

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Speaker 1: Okay, back to the pot. That's a tease.

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Speaker 2: You don't you're not gonna kill her. You don't need

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to kill her. No, Okay, I'm just saying I could

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see your mind going there, and I think it's ridiculous.

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You don't have to kill her, all right, So listen,

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Catnus sees Celene eating wheaties. We're not doing that now, Darling.

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We're working, We're not eating wheaties.

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Speaker 1: I know. But how do you feel about the ratting out?

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Speaker 2: I love the ratting out. I'm so sick of so

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So trading this boat like her her her ticket to

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another reality see rat We're here to work too.

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Speaker 1: To be fair, Frasier did say if Sole worked on

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any other boat that he ever worked on, she would

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be firedly talking.

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Speaker 2: About this all the time. This is this is what

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below Deck is for, Okay. And so I can't give

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Celene too hard a time because I do think that

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Selene has been great TV this season. She's been great TV,

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so I would say keep eating wheaties. But also I'm

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not I'm not too terrified of the diming either, because

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that's just adding tension, and what does tension net us drama?

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Speaker 1: That's right, great TV? All right, So we're gonna get

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to the little chit chat of Jesse.

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Speaker 2: Yeah, so Jess and Selene chat. Jaws music plays. After

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the radio call has made, they sit in tac chat

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and it's time to talk. Selene says, Now, we discussed

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this last week where you can't seed moral ground to

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somebody like Selene right, because she'll take it and ring

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that rag dry. And that's exactly what she does. She

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is the snake, the world eater. Okay, so if you

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treat her poorly, she's going to instantaneously craft this Benedict

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cumberbatched kind of illusion that she is the victim here. Okay.

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Oh yeah, what's his name?

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Speaker 1: Doctor time, doctor something? Yeah, I hate those, it's crazy

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so much.

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Speaker 2: Yeah, but yeah, doctor Strange, Yeah, doctor Strange.

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Speaker 1: She'll swallow the world and do it in quite a

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hypocritical fashion. Sole pull Kyle's puba care out of your

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teeth while you're finishing the sentence. Well, didn't you sleep

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with him four hours earlier? Did be a fucking break?

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Speaker 2: Yeah? Well, Selene says she act like the opposite of honest.

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She's very coward. And I would say, Selene, woll whoa

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we coward? We don't need to go drive turkey. Don't

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say she's very coward.

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Speaker 1: There she said it wasn't fair what you did.

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Speaker 2: Yeah, okay, there's no coming back from this. But listen,

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we got to get to the meeting. It's time for

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the shake made egg. Okay. So the big thing is

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that we have to med more in Saint Mart's and

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I don't know what those words meant parts, but it

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sounds out St. Bart's. I thought it was St.

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Speaker 1: Mart's, Uh, Saint Marks Sat Bart's. So we have the

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Kentucky Derby dinner, which we uh see this episode. Then

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we are gonna have a hard time parking that boat

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at Bart's Marts parts and then a quick turnaround and

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the charter guest has cancer.

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Speaker 2: I don't know.

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Speaker 1: That's when we get into the seat history of jess

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uh till Look, we don't have production until Kaylin comes back.

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Speaker 2: I'll oh, by the way, we shill have to fancy.

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Speaker 1: Come.

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Speaker 2: So excited to have Klein back in here. You know,

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he drives a hard negotiation. I was talking to him.

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I said, listen, we want we want to wrap you

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into the fold here. He said, listen, I want to

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be on one show. I don't want to be on

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your other.

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Speaker 1: His hand down at the table.

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Speaker 2: Though, Yeah, Kayle, it is so funny. I don't want

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to be on your other fucking show. It's okay, listen

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to me. You're gonna I'm gonna be on below Deck.

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That's it.

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Speaker 1: Yeah, he said, no ninety eight bullshit, No, No, I

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don't want that other fucking ship.

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Speaker 2: Okay, I'll do this for you, all right, but yeah, no,

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it's gonna be great.

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Speaker 1: I want three. Are you offering workers comp?

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Speaker 2: No, fine, listen, you better not pay me anymore than

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a Bangladeshi slave. Okay, only then will I work for you.

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Speaker 1: Well then we Dylan and I turned to our agents

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and we said, we got.

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Speaker 2: A lot to think about. We got a lot to

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think about. Let's take the weekend. I don't think this

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is going well. We're very far away.

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Speaker 1: Yeah, all right, Harry, We're not even close. All right,

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Sea red history.

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Speaker 2: Okay.

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Speaker 1: Jess is touched by the fact that this charter gas

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has the sea word. Yeah, big c because both her.

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Speaker 2: Hey, god damn it, man, we didn't even see a

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picture of the grandma.

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Speaker 1: Okay, yeah we did. It wasn't because of clogged arteries

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or eating.

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Speaker 2: Patrick carnivals, Patrick Patrick regardless. You know, imagine if we

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go it was. It was around back then. They could

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have really helped. But listen, they were plump and ribbonesque. Okay,

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they were not morbidly abase Okay, and it's very sad

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that they passed away. People love their grandparents.

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Speaker 1: Okay, they died.

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Speaker 2: They do die. There's there's a couple of things things

465
00:24:44,359 --> 00:24:50,039
that grandparents do. Okay, they love they water color, and

466
00:24:50,160 --> 00:24:52,480
they die and you just have to be ready for

467
00:24:52,599 --> 00:24:53,599
all of that. Right.

468
00:24:54,799 --> 00:24:56,359
Speaker 1: They decorate Christmas trees.

469
00:24:57,039 --> 00:25:00,240
Speaker 2: Sometimes their wrists are pretty bad towards the en end.

470
00:25:01,279 --> 00:25:05,839
So anyways, Lindy room, No, well, we're all over the place. No, no, no,

471
00:25:06,039 --> 00:25:10,039
so so So and Kyle they're kissing. They're like, you know,

472
00:25:10,359 --> 00:25:12,920
I know that I said that that girl I banged

473
00:25:13,240 --> 00:25:15,759
on that pistoak floor was better than you. But so

474
00:25:15,960 --> 00:25:18,359
So says, listen, what do we live for?

475
00:25:18,880 --> 00:25:19,319
Speaker 1: Pleasure?

476
00:25:19,599 --> 00:25:22,920
Speaker 2: Pleasure? Incorrect? So, so that is not what we live for.

477
00:25:23,119 --> 00:25:25,319
That's how you wind up in fucking hades.

478
00:25:25,599 --> 00:25:27,880
Speaker 1: You know what a sea rat thing.

479
00:25:28,079 --> 00:25:30,720
Speaker 2: It's the most sea rat thing to say I've ever heard.

480
00:25:30,880 --> 00:25:34,759
All of these people are a hedonic treadmill running away

481
00:25:35,640 --> 00:25:39,680
from something that they need to just step off and face.

482
00:25:40,039 --> 00:25:42,079
But no, no, no, we wouldn't have a show if that. No, no,

483
00:25:43,200 --> 00:25:46,319
come on, Kyle says. Kyle follows it up with some

484
00:25:46,400 --> 00:25:49,200
more sea rat shit. He goes, we shit, we eat,

485
00:25:49,440 --> 00:25:52,039
we fuck, and we sleep. That's it. That's what we do.

486
00:25:52,480 --> 00:25:55,759
Oh my, I mean listen, these sea rats. They are

487
00:25:55,839 --> 00:25:58,079
on the surface level of deep waters, but they do

488
00:25:58,240 --> 00:26:01,079
not go beneath. Okay, there is no depth to be

489
00:26:01,200 --> 00:26:01,559
had here.

490
00:26:01,720 --> 00:26:04,160
Speaker 1: Hopefully they do that when they're older.

491
00:26:04,240 --> 00:26:07,680
Speaker 2: They're young. They're young. Come on, have fun, guys. So

492
00:26:07,839 --> 00:26:10,000
the primaries arrive. I like them. They seem sweet. We

493
00:26:10,160 --> 00:26:13,000
leave the doc en route to Phillipsburg, and Fraser and

494
00:26:13,039 --> 00:26:15,240
the gang made quite a few jokes about wide set

495
00:26:15,319 --> 00:26:20,400
vaginas and tight slips. That was inappropriate. Jess fails to

496
00:26:20,519 --> 00:26:23,880
relay info in the appropriate time frame, and Captain brings

497
00:26:23,880 --> 00:26:26,359
her up to the wheelhouse to say, hey, I need

498
00:26:26,400 --> 00:26:28,599
you to speak quicker, and then she gets really fired up.

499
00:26:28,839 --> 00:26:32,599
Speaker 1: Well that's because she was distracted. She's been thinking about

500
00:26:32,599 --> 00:26:33,640
a lot of things, and.

501
00:26:34,000 --> 00:26:35,359
Speaker 2: Say her fat grandparents.

502
00:26:35,559 --> 00:26:38,759
Speaker 1: No, no, no, okay, her head has been somewhere else.

503
00:26:42,079 --> 00:26:43,359
Speaker 2: What are you looking at me like that? For?

504
00:26:43,839 --> 00:26:52,480
Speaker 1: It's been a lays uh. Olais beaver? Yeah, it's been alas.

505
00:26:55,000 --> 00:26:58,160
I was gonna say something more offensive.

506
00:26:58,799 --> 00:27:04,799
Speaker 2: But I realize Bola is the name beaver. Although I

507
00:27:04,880 --> 00:27:08,400
will say, in terms of the derogatory terms used to

508
00:27:08,480 --> 00:27:14,839
describe Genitalia, Beaver's not bad. Beavers are cute. The otters

509
00:27:14,880 --> 00:27:17,799
are I mean, my god, is there anything cuterer than

510
00:27:17,799 --> 00:27:20,720
a sea otter? But but beavers are great. They're industrious

511
00:27:20,720 --> 00:27:21,319
little animals.

512
00:27:21,480 --> 00:27:24,200
Speaker 1: Yeah, but they block damns and shut off water to

513
00:27:24,279 --> 00:27:25,079
people that need it.

514
00:27:25,240 --> 00:27:27,960
Speaker 2: Well, I mean, think about how much we learn from

515
00:27:28,000 --> 00:27:29,839
the natural world. I mean think about you know, we're

516
00:27:29,880 --> 00:27:33,640
the the you know, kind of the primordial versions of ourselves.

517
00:27:33,640 --> 00:27:35,400
When we're walking around, we're like, oh God, I hope

518
00:27:35,440 --> 00:27:37,759
I don't get fucking gored to death by something today, right.

519
00:27:38,000 --> 00:27:41,119
I think you stumble across up this little rodent in

520
00:27:41,240 --> 00:27:44,880
this little uh this swim you're swimming around. You go,

521
00:27:45,000 --> 00:27:47,759
hang on a second, I think this little fuckers diverting water.

522
00:27:48,359 --> 00:27:51,599
This guy's setting up a goddamn irrigation. Here's what you do.

523
00:27:51,759 --> 00:27:54,480
What the fuck? I don't even know you could your.

524
00:27:54,359 --> 00:27:56,079
Speaker 1: Friends, but every once in a while you need to

525
00:27:56,160 --> 00:27:58,400
choke a friend and go. If you do that again, oh.

526
00:27:58,400 --> 00:28:01,240
Speaker 2: Yeah, oh yeah. You can't give a beaver too much leash,

527
00:28:01,279 --> 00:28:04,200
they'll just completely take advantage of you. All right.

528
00:28:04,319 --> 00:28:07,960
Speaker 1: Sorry, sorry, sorry, there there's an important part that we

529
00:28:08,000 --> 00:28:10,960
didn't touch upon here. One of the charter guests, Emily,

530
00:28:12,400 --> 00:28:13,400
has gone through chemo.

531
00:28:13,799 --> 00:28:15,960
Speaker 2: You know, well she's getting him a set. Well, she yes,

532
00:28:16,039 --> 00:28:17,920
she hasn't, she's getting him a sect to me with yeah.

533
00:28:18,160 --> 00:28:22,200
Speaker 1: That's right. I want to point out, and we said

534
00:28:22,240 --> 00:28:27,319
this on another podcast, So fucking AIDS got cured in

535
00:28:27,440 --> 00:28:31,720
twenty years, right, what the fuck's up with cancer? Dude?

536
00:28:32,319 --> 00:28:37,000
You know, I walked around my entire adult young life, Yeah,

537
00:28:37,559 --> 00:28:41,599
concerned that I would die if I had sex. Right,

538
00:28:41,680 --> 00:28:44,720
It wasn't until I did a little research and understood

539
00:28:44,759 --> 00:28:47,319
that i'd you know, you'd have to do quite a

540
00:28:47,359 --> 00:28:48,759
bit of butt fucking.

541
00:28:49,119 --> 00:28:52,119
Speaker 2: You know, not just butt fucking Patrick, It's not it's

542
00:28:52,200 --> 00:28:53,640
not just butt fucking.

543
00:28:54,160 --> 00:28:56,519
Speaker 1: Well, I scratched that off my Bengal card and it

544
00:28:56,640 --> 00:28:57,079
was game on.

545
00:28:57,279 --> 00:28:59,720
Speaker 2: You know, but what do you mean you scratched it

546
00:28:59,799 --> 00:29:02,759
off your Benga No butt fuck it? Oh? I thought

547
00:29:02,799 --> 00:29:05,000
you meant you fucked a butt. No, and you scratched it,

548
00:29:05,839 --> 00:29:07,319
because that's usually what that would imply.

549
00:29:07,599 --> 00:29:10,839
Speaker 1: Right, No, I was like, I don't need butt fucking.

550
00:29:11,000 --> 00:29:13,079
I'm gonna have a regular sex and I'll live.

551
00:29:13,640 --> 00:29:16,799
Speaker 2: Mm hmmm hmm. But yeah, that's not h You know

552
00:29:16,920 --> 00:29:19,400
that was a homophobic trope that was trotted around at

553
00:29:19,440 --> 00:29:23,279
that time. Oh really, Yes, definitely. And AIDS can scratch

554
00:29:23,359 --> 00:29:26,599
and catch and kill anybody, but they did cure it.

555
00:29:28,599 --> 00:29:29,359
You know who cured it?

556
00:29:32,279 --> 00:29:38,920
Speaker 1: Uh? Fauci watched Dallas Buyers Club. He's the villain in

557
00:29:39,039 --> 00:29:43,279
that he is, isn't he? Yeah he didn't like Oh yes,

558
00:29:44,400 --> 00:29:48,799
watch that with Matthew McConaughey. He tried to stop people

559
00:29:49,279 --> 00:29:53,039
from uh finding other ways that you could end AIDS.

560
00:29:53,680 --> 00:29:57,880
Speaker 2: Yeah, yeah, yeah, aids aids. Yeah, no, we can cure cancer.

561
00:29:59,759 --> 00:30:00,160
Speaker 1: Thanks, thank you.

562
00:30:01,279 --> 00:30:03,880
Speaker 2: And this is what I don't get about these fucking reptiles,

563
00:30:03,960 --> 00:30:08,519
these lizards. It's like, listen, I don't care if you

564
00:30:08,599 --> 00:30:11,200
want to make your money, make your money, but let's

565
00:30:11,279 --> 00:30:13,440
just progress while we make money, right, you know?

566
00:30:13,640 --> 00:30:13,839
Speaker 1: Yeah?

567
00:30:13,880 --> 00:30:15,519
Speaker 2: I mean, look at what China is doing with these

568
00:30:15,559 --> 00:30:18,160
electric cars. We got these fat cats, these fat fucking

569
00:30:18,319 --> 00:30:22,119
Enchilada eaters over in Texas going well, I don't know

570
00:30:22,160 --> 00:30:25,160
about that. We gotta stop. It's like, just fucking figure

571
00:30:25,160 --> 00:30:27,039
it out, just make money off of it. Wait, let's

572
00:30:27,079 --> 00:30:27,720
cure cancer.

573
00:30:27,799 --> 00:30:30,400
Speaker 1: I mean enough, I want to live to be one

574
00:30:30,480 --> 00:30:31,119
hundred and twenty.

575
00:30:31,200 --> 00:30:35,240
Speaker 2: I know Pat loves life, so listen, let's get to lunch.

576
00:30:36,400 --> 00:30:39,119
Well before we do, I gotta say Angela is a

577
00:30:39,240 --> 00:30:40,680
very funny drunk. I like her a lot.

578
00:30:40,799 --> 00:30:41,240
Speaker 1: I do too.

579
00:30:41,720 --> 00:30:43,960
Speaker 2: It's my kind of buddy, me too, she'd be a

580
00:30:44,000 --> 00:30:44,559
great buddy.

581
00:30:45,720 --> 00:30:48,440
Speaker 1: Tease. By the way, Frasier is coming in here.

582
00:30:48,640 --> 00:30:51,680
Speaker 2: Don't even say that. No, he's a ghost in the dark.

583
00:30:52,200 --> 00:30:53,799
Speaker 1: I talked to him. And I'm trying to get up

584
00:30:53,839 --> 00:30:58,400
Patreon numbers. We might allow a new Patreon member to

585
00:30:58,599 --> 00:31:02,559
have dinner with dyl pat in freezer. No, no, I'm

586
00:31:02,599 --> 00:31:02,960
saying it.

587
00:31:03,440 --> 00:31:06,359
Speaker 2: No, yes, we're not, and stop with the the We

588
00:31:06,440 --> 00:31:09,119
gotta get Patreon numbers up. The Patreon numbers are fine.

589
00:31:09,200 --> 00:31:10,839
Speaker 1: I'm gonna quit the show.

590
00:31:10,880 --> 00:31:20,200
Speaker 2: Deal listen, Angela goes. Angela goes, Oh, poor a little more.

591
00:31:20,640 --> 00:31:22,279
That's it's for you. I don't want to have to

592
00:31:22,440 --> 00:31:22,960
come back here.

593
00:31:23,000 --> 00:31:24,519
Speaker 1: I tell bartenders that all the time.

594
00:31:24,680 --> 00:31:31,680
Speaker 2: Yeah yeah, And Rainbow comes around. Fucking goddamn square. It's

595
00:31:31,720 --> 00:31:34,319
important to hydrate. It's important to hydrate. It's a hot day,

596
00:31:34,680 --> 00:31:37,319
Angela goes. That's why I put ice in my drinks. Okay,

597
00:31:37,799 --> 00:31:39,799
I like her. She's a good buddy. So let's get

598
00:31:39,839 --> 00:31:44,480
to lunch. It's fish and chicken tacos, your favorite. You

599
00:31:44,640 --> 00:31:45,599
love a chicken taco.

600
00:31:45,920 --> 00:31:47,279
Speaker 1: Yeah, I don't I tell you something.

601
00:31:47,359 --> 00:31:48,799
Speaker 2: I was so mad at you the other day, a

602
00:31:48,799 --> 00:31:50,799
couple of weeks ago. You are, yeah, Oh my god.

603
00:31:51,319 --> 00:31:59,000
So my wife has purged dairy from her eat her right,

604
00:31:59,640 --> 00:32:05,119
So we I go, I want taketos. You go, Pokito

605
00:32:05,160 --> 00:32:08,240
Moss has got teketo's. See, he goes, I can have teketos.

606
00:32:10,000 --> 00:32:11,400
I go. I don't want to go to Pokitto I

607
00:32:11,559 --> 00:32:13,759
but doubt they have teketo's. You go, No, they have taketos.

608
00:32:13,759 --> 00:32:16,079
I get them there all the time. I drive over

609
00:32:16,160 --> 00:32:19,240
to Pekino Moss, which location, the one across the street

610
00:32:19,279 --> 00:32:20,720
from In and Out by Universal Harry Potter.

611
00:32:20,880 --> 00:32:21,880
Speaker 1: I don't have tektos there?

612
00:32:24,519 --> 00:32:28,319
Speaker 2: Okay, Well, why don't you tell me that? Why don't

613
00:32:28,359 --> 00:32:28,759
you tell me?

614
00:32:28,839 --> 00:32:32,920
Speaker 1: Why didn't you call me and say I want taketos

615
00:32:32,960 --> 00:32:35,039
and we're going to Poketo Moss. I told you in

616
00:32:35,279 --> 00:32:38,480
here they make it at the Sherman Oaks location.

617
00:32:38,720 --> 00:32:40,799
Speaker 2: Dude, all right, I don't know. I don't even know

618
00:32:41,039 --> 00:32:42,519
that's true. I think no.

619
00:32:42,759 --> 00:32:44,680
Speaker 1: I think my wife used to send me there.

620
00:32:44,799 --> 00:32:48,319
Speaker 2: All right. Damo and Jazz makeup, and I love both

621
00:32:48,359 --> 00:32:50,640
of them. Damo is such a good dude, he's been

622
00:32:50,680 --> 00:32:52,839
my favorite sea rat the whole season. I gotta say,

623
00:32:53,799 --> 00:32:56,519
water off a duck's back. He's a true sea rat, right.

624
00:32:56,599 --> 00:32:59,160
He gets to work, he doesn't get too involved in

625
00:32:59,200 --> 00:33:01,759
the melodrama. He sucks, he fucks. He's just a good

626
00:33:01,799 --> 00:33:02,720
guy to have on the team.

627
00:33:03,039 --> 00:33:03,480
Speaker 1: So listen.

628
00:33:03,599 --> 00:33:06,240
Speaker 2: Fredze tells us, sir could do that. She's got a

629
00:33:06,279 --> 00:33:09,200
bunch of stuff to do and all this sea red stuff.

630
00:33:09,240 --> 00:33:13,880
He says, heads, beds, canopies, whatever question. She goes and smokes.

631
00:33:14,400 --> 00:33:16,839
Speaker 1: Yeah. She starts to lose it. What did you think

632
00:33:16,880 --> 00:33:25,240
of Hugo being out of character teasing? Uh? Jess, not Jess, Rainbow.

633
00:33:25,440 --> 00:33:26,119
Speaker 2: Well, we'll get to that.

634
00:33:26,200 --> 00:33:27,559
Speaker 1: Oh okay, we'll get thought we were there.

635
00:33:27,640 --> 00:33:31,759
Speaker 2: No, okay, are you all fucking buzzballed up right now?

636
00:33:31,799 --> 00:33:34,119
Speaker 1: I'm buzzballed up. I don't know where I am.

637
00:33:34,319 --> 00:33:38,000
Speaker 2: I told you did not drink that goddamn buzzball.

638
00:33:38,079 --> 00:33:38,640
Speaker 1: Drink it all?

639
00:33:39,039 --> 00:33:40,359
Speaker 2: You did, drink it all?

640
00:33:40,519 --> 00:33:43,559
Speaker 1: Yeah? I did, I did. I did. Sorry. Now I

641
00:33:43,640 --> 00:33:45,119
need to hide under her pillow.

642
00:33:45,640 --> 00:33:51,440
Speaker 2: Well, I mean it's a nuclear green, I know, I know.

643
00:33:51,839 --> 00:34:01,279
So it's a summer Friday. So Rainbow sees that stirk

644
00:34:01,359 --> 00:34:05,559
to Soelan as outside smoke and Rainbow drops a dome

645
00:34:06,279 --> 00:34:09,360
and so So is subsequently reprimanded. She says, Rainbow is

646
00:34:11,079 --> 00:34:15,360
the very bitch, and it's like, so, so, how many

647
00:34:15,400 --> 00:34:16,840
times are we going to say things that we can't

648
00:34:16,840 --> 00:34:18,480
come back from? The very bitch? I mean, what are

649
00:34:18,519 --> 00:34:21,880
you doing saying these things to people? It's just too much.

650
00:34:22,480 --> 00:34:24,840
Speaker 1: How do you feel about her dropping a dime? Because

651
00:34:25,239 --> 00:34:27,559
as kids were taught to not be a rat, but

652
00:34:28,159 --> 00:34:32,239
I'd argue when people are engaging in criminality, yeah, sure,

653
00:34:32,280 --> 00:34:33,079
you need to call it out.

654
00:34:33,239 --> 00:34:35,800
Speaker 2: She's a time thief right now, She's a goddamn time thief,

655
00:34:36,440 --> 00:34:37,920
so you do need to call it out. Also, we're

656
00:34:38,000 --> 00:34:41,280
on a reality television, so well, Rainbow's got to do this.

657
00:34:41,400 --> 00:34:42,840
And I don't know what happened to my tongue there,

658
00:34:42,880 --> 00:34:44,559
but I do think that Rainbow's got to do this

659
00:34:44,639 --> 00:34:47,480
for the sake of TV. Also, my favorite thing about

660
00:34:47,519 --> 00:34:52,440
Sos is that she genuinely doesn't care. Now, this is like,

661
00:34:52,760 --> 00:34:56,400
this is like trying to get Donald Trump to pay

662
00:34:56,559 --> 00:35:02,559
for the building materials. I'm not doing it, not gonna

663
00:35:02,639 --> 00:35:06,719
do it. I'm going on a smoke break. Sorry, sorry,

664
00:35:06,800 --> 00:35:07,719
I don't know that story.

665
00:35:08,039 --> 00:35:10,119
Speaker 1: I'm gonna do a couple meanwhiles because I think we've

666
00:35:10,119 --> 00:35:13,400
been going along. Yeah all right, So Emily the cancer

667
00:35:14,360 --> 00:35:18,119
person loses her fucking hat, well said, but puts it

668
00:35:18,159 --> 00:35:22,880
in a context of tits. Remember the scene. Yeah, yeah,

669
00:35:23,360 --> 00:35:25,639
if the wind blows your tits off, you need to

670
00:35:25,719 --> 00:35:27,400
find a new plastic surgeon. Yeah.

671
00:35:28,280 --> 00:35:30,679
Speaker 2: Yeah, I mean I would say find a hospital first,

672
00:35:30,800 --> 00:35:34,079
because you have two gaping wounds on you. It's right

673
00:35:34,239 --> 00:35:34,480
on you.

674
00:35:34,800 --> 00:35:36,679
Speaker 1: Bad work, bad all around.

675
00:35:36,920 --> 00:35:37,119
Speaker 2: Yeah.

676
00:35:38,119 --> 00:35:41,480
Speaker 1: Jess accidentally drops that anchor, but admits that her head's

677
00:35:41,519 --> 00:35:45,119
not here. It's buried in Ole's beaver. I might repeating

678
00:35:45,159 --> 00:35:45,639
bad jokes.

679
00:35:45,679 --> 00:35:48,760
Speaker 2: Okay, no, no, no, it's compounding mistakes. Oh, yesss victim too.

680
00:35:48,840 --> 00:35:51,519
And you have to keep your head afloat and out

681
00:35:51,559 --> 00:35:55,519
of beavers when you're compounding mistakes, because if your head

682
00:35:55,599 --> 00:35:58,000
is gone, that's when things just start your tits.

683
00:35:58,320 --> 00:36:00,480
Speaker 1: Yeah all right, And then Jess weeps in her cabin

684
00:36:00,639 --> 00:36:05,760
because the cancer thing is triggering because her grandfather he

685
00:36:05,880 --> 00:36:08,119
got her on the path to being a sea rat. Yeah,

686
00:36:08,360 --> 00:36:10,519
it's not every day a loved one can ash you

687
00:36:10,840 --> 00:36:18,119
into an occupation ripe with danger, sexual misconduct and mediocre pay. Thanks, Grampy.

688
00:36:18,320 --> 00:36:22,000
Speaker 2: Well, well, okay, you're now you're being very cynical about this.

689
00:36:22,559 --> 00:36:24,559
This is a very very beautiful thing, and I understand

690
00:36:24,599 --> 00:36:26,760
that Chess is very impacted by it. And there's this

691
00:36:26,880 --> 00:36:30,519
really sweet moment where Carrie comes in and he knows

692
00:36:30,599 --> 00:36:32,599
Jess is a really good worker, so he knows that

693
00:36:32,639 --> 00:36:35,119
there's something up with her and she's clearly emotional. And

694
00:36:35,280 --> 00:36:37,119
I know I'm gonna sound like a pussy, but I

695
00:36:37,239 --> 00:36:39,559
did really tear up at this. It was really really sweet.

696
00:36:39,639 --> 00:36:42,000
Now Carrie says, I'm not sure what's going on with her,

697
00:36:45,159 --> 00:36:48,440
and I think that if he found out, he'd be like,

698
00:36:48,480 --> 00:36:52,480
what the fuck what? Your grandparents died of cancer?

699
00:36:52,719 --> 00:36:52,880
Speaker 1: Yeah?

700
00:36:53,000 --> 00:36:53,719
Speaker 2: No, he Uh.

701
00:36:54,239 --> 00:36:57,400
Speaker 1: He's a smart guy because you never acknowledge what the

702
00:36:57,480 --> 00:36:59,079
person is actually going through.

703
00:36:59,239 --> 00:37:00,599
Speaker 2: Yeah, just let I would go through.

704
00:37:00,679 --> 00:37:03,880
Speaker 1: You'd have to laugh. He just ushers her into a

705
00:37:04,079 --> 00:37:06,480
dark room in her thoughts.

706
00:37:06,519 --> 00:37:09,800
Speaker 2: That's leadership, right right. One guy's pie is another guy's cake.

707
00:37:09,880 --> 00:37:11,239
I think is the saying or something?

708
00:37:11,360 --> 00:37:14,679
Speaker 1: I love That saying means a lot, you know, Derby

709
00:37:14,800 --> 00:37:18,760
Night one thought on because I have actually been to

710
00:37:18,800 --> 00:37:19,559
the Derby.

711
00:37:20,079 --> 00:37:20,519
Speaker 2: What do you mean?

712
00:37:20,960 --> 00:37:24,880
Speaker 1: I went one year the Kentucky, Kentucky Derby eight years ago.

713
00:37:24,960 --> 00:37:26,159
Speaker 2: Do you have any mint jewels?

714
00:37:26,280 --> 00:37:29,360
Speaker 1: Ah, I'm glad you brought that up. That is a

715
00:37:29,519 --> 00:37:34,280
disgusting drink. Well I ordered five of them because I

716
00:37:34,440 --> 00:37:39,199
thought that it would be good. It's not. I hate whiskey,

717
00:37:39,400 --> 00:37:41,599
I hate simple syrup, and I forget whatever.

718
00:37:41,840 --> 00:37:44,199
Speaker 2: There's nothing else in the drink. So that's the thing

719
00:37:44,239 --> 00:37:46,800
about the mint Julip that people don't understand. The MinJe

720
00:37:47,880 --> 00:37:50,639
min Julip is very doctored up. It's very dulled up

721
00:37:50,679 --> 00:37:53,599
in this specific class with the mint sprig sticking out

722
00:37:53,639 --> 00:37:55,719
of the top and the crush dice. But it's just

723
00:37:55,920 --> 00:37:59,119
whiskey whiskey. It's just whiskey.

724
00:38:00,360 --> 00:38:03,360
Speaker 1: Order that never never wear the funny fucking hat. But

725
00:38:03,480 --> 00:38:04,880
don't you know what I mean?

726
00:38:05,159 --> 00:38:08,079
Speaker 2: Oh yeah, definitely one of the funny. Yeah yeah. So

727
00:38:09,360 --> 00:38:11,440
we get to Derby night, the motorcycle or the motor

728
00:38:11,519 --> 00:38:13,679
yacht Saint Derby is sorry, sorry, I'm gonna slow down

729
00:38:13,719 --> 00:38:16,320
the motor yacht Saint David Derby. And that's a little

730
00:38:16,320 --> 00:38:19,719
bit of a world salad, but exciting. Nonetheless, I cannot talk.

731
00:38:19,840 --> 00:38:22,559
So Kyle and Celen are slamming away at each other's chests,

732
00:38:22,920 --> 00:38:24,760
and we get to dinner and we get some slowo

733
00:38:24,840 --> 00:38:28,559
shots of the asparagus and shallots being cut. But how

734
00:38:28,599 --> 00:38:29,360
does it taste?

735
00:38:30,039 --> 00:38:31,280
Speaker 1: A celebration of life?

736
00:38:31,360 --> 00:38:31,519
Speaker 2: Deal?

737
00:38:31,639 --> 00:38:34,480
Speaker 1: We only saw two plates a fle mignon.

738
00:38:34,599 --> 00:38:36,639
Speaker 2: I believe in that it was a New York strip,

739
00:38:37,039 --> 00:38:39,639
something that Anthony calls a New York steak, which is fine.

740
00:38:40,480 --> 00:38:43,760
The ring molds are out to well. First there's a

741
00:38:43,800 --> 00:38:48,239
guest streak of black cherry rosemary asparagus, which is, uh,

742
00:38:48,440 --> 00:38:51,679
that's an odd Can I tell you something?

743
00:38:51,960 --> 00:38:52,960
Speaker 1: I thought it looked odd?

744
00:38:53,079 --> 00:38:55,840
Speaker 2: Can I tell you something? I think my least favorite

745
00:38:55,880 --> 00:38:57,599
herb is rosemary.

746
00:38:58,159 --> 00:38:58,360
Speaker 1: Yeah.

747
00:38:58,760 --> 00:39:01,239
Speaker 2: I like the way it smells, but but it's it's

748
00:39:01,320 --> 00:39:06,599
too it's too woody. It's very overpowering. I'll take a tarragon,

749
00:39:07,079 --> 00:39:10,519
of course, I'll take I'll take what the Brits call

750
00:39:10,599 --> 00:39:16,199
a coriander. Hmm, you know, I'll take a I'll take

751
00:39:16,239 --> 00:39:20,920
a margarine, you know, but rosemary margerum, I'll take a Martin,

752
00:39:21,199 --> 00:39:23,400
whatever the fuck you call it. But rosemary is just

753
00:39:24,000 --> 00:39:24,480
what were.

754
00:39:24,360 --> 00:39:28,639
Speaker 1: The guests supposed to do with those three cherry tomatoes?

755
00:39:28,679 --> 00:39:31,159
Speaker 2: That's another thing. This this cherry tomato on the vine.

756
00:39:31,360 --> 00:39:35,559
You know, we have this this rustic, romantic presentation. Uh

757
00:39:36,199 --> 00:39:39,440
what am I supposed to do? Excavate this with my

758
00:39:39,559 --> 00:39:40,840
fork and knife off of this thing?

759
00:39:40,920 --> 00:39:42,800
Speaker 1: It's just I am so happy. I go to I

760
00:39:42,960 --> 00:39:47,760
hoop now and they've completely rank Uh what is the word?

761
00:39:48,000 --> 00:39:51,480
They've gotten rid of the orange slice on the side

762
00:39:51,480 --> 00:39:54,119
of the plate right right, with a little bit of

763
00:39:54,239 --> 00:39:57,519
fucking garnish there, Get that off my plate, right right right,

764
00:39:57,639 --> 00:39:59,079
that's where toast should be.

765
00:39:59,280 --> 00:40:02,159
Speaker 2: Yeah, what do we do wasting oranges and parsley? Okay,

766
00:40:02,239 --> 00:40:04,000
we don't need to do this, but listen, the Ringwolds

767
00:40:04,039 --> 00:40:05,679
are out for a sweet potato mash. Now, this is

768
00:40:05,719 --> 00:40:09,760
the most disgusting part of the dinner because why why

769
00:40:10,239 --> 00:40:13,239
why go away from a palm puree in favor of

770
00:40:13,320 --> 00:40:16,400
something that Guy Fieri would serve at a chicken wing place.

771
00:40:16,480 --> 00:40:19,519
You know what I'm saying. The next dish is a perfederal,

772
00:40:19,679 --> 00:40:21,199
a classic dessert.

773
00:40:21,440 --> 00:40:24,800
Speaker 1: Do you know what that name is? Of course?

774
00:40:25,440 --> 00:40:28,679
Speaker 2: Of course do tell well. They can be be they

775
00:40:28,880 --> 00:40:31,639
small or large. You know, often around the holidays people

776
00:40:32,400 --> 00:40:37,280
tower perferles together. Pat, you would love a Have you

777
00:40:37,360 --> 00:40:38,719
never had a cream puff? Never?

778
00:40:39,000 --> 00:40:41,559
Speaker 1: It's a cream puff like a twinkie.

779
00:40:41,960 --> 00:40:46,239
Speaker 2: No no, no, no, imagine like a bad doughnut filled

780
00:40:46,280 --> 00:40:51,639
with cream. Okay, yeah, crunchy, flaky doughnut filled with cream.

781
00:40:52,280 --> 00:40:54,880
So anyways, this was a solid dinner. It was what

782
00:40:55,079 --> 00:40:57,039
the dinner needed to be. You know, these chefs get

783
00:40:57,079 --> 00:40:59,119
a little too big for their breeches. They start doing

784
00:40:59,199 --> 00:41:01,599
all this freaking and soouv ing and all of this

785
00:41:02,280 --> 00:41:05,199
molecular astronomy and stuff. It's like served steak and potatoes

786
00:41:05,239 --> 00:41:06,880
and let's get out of here now. Hugo gets in

787
00:41:06,920 --> 00:41:08,639
the mix with Rainbow and so so and this is

788
00:41:08,679 --> 00:41:11,239
out of character, so out of character for Hugo.

789
00:41:11,320 --> 00:41:17,599
Speaker 1: Bo So he's slurring. No, I'm saying previous night slurring.

790
00:41:18,079 --> 00:41:22,960
You know, sometimes when I'm confused about these people on

791
00:41:23,079 --> 00:41:25,400
these boats, I'm like, he's not a sea rat, but

792
00:41:25,639 --> 00:41:28,079
ultimately you are, Patrick.

793
00:41:28,199 --> 00:41:30,920
Speaker 2: Every person aboard this vessel is a sea rat.

794
00:41:31,400 --> 00:41:35,679
Speaker 1: He called her a joke, which was flammatory.

795
00:41:36,000 --> 00:41:38,679
Speaker 2: It was inflammatory. And we love Hugo. Hugo's great, but

796
00:41:38,800 --> 00:41:39,559
this is out a character.

797
00:41:39,719 --> 00:41:42,519
Speaker 1: I do. But maybe if we spend a little bit

798
00:41:42,599 --> 00:41:45,079
more time with him, he'll be having sex with a

799
00:41:45,239 --> 00:41:47,519
crew member and will I think we will.

800
00:41:47,599 --> 00:41:49,440
Speaker 2: That's why we got to get him back next season

801
00:41:49,559 --> 00:41:53,159
so he can completely destroy his reputation. That's right, all right?

802
00:41:53,239 --> 00:41:56,639
Next up, Well we talked about it Federals with ice

803
00:41:56,679 --> 00:41:59,920
cream and whoop criam. Now Rainbow Insulin and this episode

804
00:42:00,360 --> 00:42:03,679
this was crazy. This was a big whoa wow fest.

805
00:42:03,800 --> 00:42:08,960
Speaker 1: Okay, so Oley cuts her finger, and I believe Rainbow

806
00:42:09,119 --> 00:42:11,559
points out that that's karma that did that to you

807
00:42:11,760 --> 00:42:13,920
because you're a horrible team member.

808
00:42:14,000 --> 00:42:16,000
Speaker 2: She I mean, she might as well have called her

809
00:42:16,039 --> 00:42:20,639
a sea right, she might as well have called her

810
00:42:20,639 --> 00:42:21,599
a very cut Now.

811
00:42:22,440 --> 00:42:25,039
Speaker 1: I don't like Olay's work ethic and I would not

812
00:42:25,320 --> 00:42:27,159
like to work with her. Imagine if she was my

813
00:42:27,280 --> 00:42:29,480
co host on this podcast, she would never show up.

814
00:42:29,719 --> 00:42:30,119
Speaker 2: Show up.

815
00:42:32,039 --> 00:42:35,719
Speaker 1: But the way that she is okay with basically saying

816
00:42:35,840 --> 00:42:38,559
like the universe is saying that you should be hurt

817
00:42:39,119 --> 00:42:40,480
because you're a horrible person.

818
00:42:40,719 --> 00:42:42,800
Speaker 2: Rainbow's Yeah, that was a little bit that was in

819
00:42:43,000 --> 00:42:45,719
an intense moment from Rainbow, but Rainbow's had it. And

820
00:42:45,840 --> 00:42:48,880
when Selene, the problem with Rainbow and Selene is that

821
00:42:49,079 --> 00:42:54,000
Rainbow cares, Selene doesn't. So Rainbow is always going to

822
00:42:54,119 --> 00:42:57,400
be in the passenger seat with all of these disputes.

823
00:42:58,039 --> 00:43:01,920
Speaker 1: She's making good TV. Yeah, and Rainbow wants to make

824
00:43:01,960 --> 00:43:06,360
sure that toilets are clean. They're in opposition with one another.

825
00:43:06,559 --> 00:43:10,599
Speaker 2: One hundred. These are two different polls. And listen, Rainbow

826
00:43:10,920 --> 00:43:14,199
is driven back into that heart of darkness wherein she

827
00:43:14,440 --> 00:43:16,719
had to claim the lives of people she loved in

828
00:43:16,880 --> 00:43:21,679
order to survive, and she's just wondering. Boy, do I

829
00:43:21,760 --> 00:43:24,800
want to see Rainbow throw a punch? Mmm? I mean,

830
00:43:24,920 --> 00:43:25,519
think about it.

831
00:43:25,639 --> 00:43:27,400
Speaker 1: I don't think she'd hurt her wrists. I think she'd

832
00:43:27,440 --> 00:43:29,159
grab a mace from under her cow.

833
00:43:29,320 --> 00:43:32,599
Speaker 2: Dad, that's a good point. That's a really Goodall.

834
00:43:33,679 --> 00:43:35,119
Speaker 1: The brains would be on the side of the wall.

835
00:43:35,199 --> 00:43:37,239
Speaker 2: Get in the comments, let us know what instrument do

836
00:43:37,320 --> 00:43:39,480
you think Rainbow would use to take down Saline? What

837
00:43:39,519 --> 00:43:42,840
did you think of the episode? Getting the reviews five stars,

838
00:43:42,920 --> 00:43:44,639
kind words, We love you very much for listening. We'll

839
00:43:44,639 --> 00:43:47,519
be back next week. I'm doing thinking bye, Pat later Dad.

840
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Speaker 1: At Distances