WEBVTT 1 00:00:00.080 --> 00:00:03.520 This is Dan Caplis and welcome to today's online podcast 2 00:00:03.640 --> 00:00:05.719 edition of The Dan Caplis Show. Please be sure to 3 00:00:05.759 --> 00:00:08.240 give us a five star rating if you'd be so kind, 4 00:00:08.320 --> 00:00:11.599 and to subscribe, download, and listen to the show every 5 00:00:11.679 --> 00:00:15.919 single day on your favorite podcast platform. Oh and it 6 00:00:16.039 --> 00:00:18.879 is a great awakening in America. There's not been a 7 00:00:18.920 --> 00:00:21.480 moment like it in my young lifetime anyway, and you 8 00:00:21.519 --> 00:00:23.760 see it on display in so many ways each day, 9 00:00:23.800 --> 00:00:27.719 so we'll continue to celebrate it. Today's fresh example has 10 00:00:27.760 --> 00:00:30.359 to be the funeral, right, the funeral of Jimmy Carter. 11 00:00:30.440 --> 00:00:32.280 And who would have thought that one of his greatest 12 00:00:32.280 --> 00:00:34.600 acts of service to the nation would be his funeral, 13 00:00:34.679 --> 00:00:39.719 because it emerges with these images of Obama and Trump 14 00:00:40.000 --> 00:00:43.759 just sitting as close to each other as teenagers on 15 00:00:43.840 --> 00:00:46.640 a date, and they're yucking it up and they're obviously 16 00:00:46.679 --> 00:00:48.840 having fun, and they appear to like each other, and 17 00:00:48.880 --> 00:00:50.799 that's just great for America, no matter what they were 18 00:00:50.799 --> 00:00:54.679 talking about, that's great for America. And then even better, 19 00:00:54.759 --> 00:00:57.560 well can't say I was a contrast with the front 20 00:00:57.640 --> 00:01:01.240 row where he had when the then comes in Joe 21 00:01:01.240 --> 00:01:03.640 Biden and Joe Biden with her and they sit down 22 00:01:03.719 --> 00:01:06.719 next to the already seated Kamala Harrison Doug the Bruiser. 23 00:01:08.079 --> 00:01:12.359 There's just nothing between them. I mean, they're both so 24 00:01:12.799 --> 00:01:16.680 obviously trying to communicate how much they dislike each other. 25 00:01:17.120 --> 00:01:19.560 It was a remarkable thing to see. And then the 26 00:01:19.599 --> 00:01:22.599 look that Kamala Harris had on her face when she 27 00:01:22.719 --> 00:01:25.200 hears this something behind her and she tears around and 28 00:01:25.239 --> 00:01:27.760 she sees Obama yucking it up with Trump. I mean, 29 00:01:27.799 --> 00:01:31.879 it's just it's a beautiful thing to behold. So lots 30 00:01:31.920 --> 00:01:35.239 happening there, obviously now in California, even in Los Angeles, 31 00:01:35.280 --> 00:01:37.480 so a lot of lefties, their eyes are being open 32 00:01:37.640 --> 00:01:42.680 to just the undeniable reality that leftist rule leads to 33 00:01:42.799 --> 00:01:46.560 ruin some places sooner, some places later, some places quicker, 34 00:01:46.599 --> 00:01:51.879 some pace, places slower, but always every place, and it's 35 00:01:51.920 --> 00:01:55.280 because the ideas are so waffled they don't work. And 36 00:01:55.319 --> 00:01:57.239 so you see it in Colorado, right with all the 37 00:01:57.239 --> 00:02:01.480 bad stuff that's happening here. The process is very fast here, 38 00:02:01.519 --> 00:02:04.040 but it's slower than it would be because Colorado has 39 00:02:04.120 --> 00:02:07.040 so many natural advantages, starting with being one of the 40 00:02:07.079 --> 00:02:09.960 most beautiful places in the world. So the Left can't 41 00:02:10.000 --> 00:02:13.000 ruin this place as quickly as it ruins Saya, Chicago 42 00:02:13.639 --> 00:02:16.360 or in La but it's ruining it, which leads us 43 00:02:16.400 --> 00:02:18.039 to the state of the state. And we're having some 44 00:02:18.120 --> 00:02:21.520 fun with that because Polus is big theme. Because he 45 00:02:21.520 --> 00:02:24.599 wants to run for president. Tomagya, I want a quarterback 46 00:02:24.639 --> 00:02:26.599 to Broncos Sunday, and I have a better chance of 47 00:02:26.639 --> 00:02:28.919 being the Broncos quarterback on Sunday than he has to 48 00:02:29.000 --> 00:02:32.000 being president. Because he wants to run for president, he 49 00:02:32.120 --> 00:02:35.560 knows what some of his big problems are. And some 50 00:02:35.639 --> 00:02:39.479 of his big problems are things like, yeah, telling people 51 00:02:39.840 --> 00:02:42.800 you put this new experimental medicine in your veins, or 52 00:02:42.800 --> 00:02:45.439 you lose your state job, you lose your ability to 53 00:02:45.439 --> 00:02:48.840 support your family, or yeah, we're shutting down the churches, 54 00:02:48.960 --> 00:02:52.680 but those dope stores, they're essential businesses. So he's got 55 00:02:52.719 --> 00:02:56.280 a whole bunch of problems. So he now wants to 56 00:02:56.360 --> 00:02:59.919 build himself as the freedom guy. So today we have 57 00:03:00.199 --> 00:03:03.240 the Free State of Colorado over and over and over again, 58 00:03:03.319 --> 00:03:05.520 kind of a cheap ripoff of DeSantis. So we're having 59 00:03:05.520 --> 00:03:09.120 fun with it. So you fill in this blank the 60 00:03:09.159 --> 00:03:14.000 free State of Colorado unless what goes in that blank 61 00:03:14.879 --> 00:03:16.800 for me, it would start with unless you're a Christian 62 00:03:16.800 --> 00:03:19.719 who wants to practice your faith. Ask Jack Phillips. So 63 00:03:20.159 --> 00:03:23.080 unless you're a parent, does want your little boy to 64 00:03:23.080 --> 00:03:25.080 be turned into a little girl by the school? A 65 00:03:25.120 --> 00:03:28.080 little girl turned into a little boy? You know, you're 66 00:03:28.120 --> 00:03:30.479 the free state of Colorado. Unless you want to carry 67 00:03:30.479 --> 00:03:33.960 a common firearm for self defense? You know, so they 68 00:03:34.319 --> 00:03:36.159 the list is long, but i'd love yours. I love 69 00:03:36.199 --> 00:03:38.800 the texture. You said. Yeah, unless you don't want your 70 00:03:38.840 --> 00:03:43.080 livestock to be eaten by wolves. Dan Michelle didn't go 71 00:03:43.159 --> 00:03:46.159 because she didn't want to sit by Trump. I think 72 00:03:46.199 --> 00:03:49.439 that's probably true. I think that's probably the winning answer. 73 00:03:50.000 --> 00:03:53.840 And I think that once again she hurts herself with that. 74 00:03:54.199 --> 00:03:56.000 You think that's it, Ryan, You think that's why she 75 00:03:56.120 --> 00:03:58.199 stiffed Carter? It may have been. 76 00:03:58.719 --> 00:04:01.719 I just like that what it presented was probably an 77 00:04:01.719 --> 00:04:04.520 opportunity we might not otherwise have seen. And that is 78 00:04:05.080 --> 00:04:08.159 the former president Barack Obama sitting directly next to President 79 00:04:08.199 --> 00:04:09.479 Trump and they're having a good time. 80 00:04:09.680 --> 00:04:12.120 Like I said, what an amazing visual that is for 81 00:04:12.159 --> 00:04:14.840 the world, tremendous for the country. And but if she 82 00:04:15.039 --> 00:04:18.279 is there, Yeah, there's no way Obama does that. 83 00:04:19.399 --> 00:04:21.439 No, he for multiple reasons. 84 00:04:21.279 --> 00:04:26.160 Obama read the Lorena Bobbitt's stories right, there is no 85 00:04:26.319 --> 00:04:29.720 way he does that. By the way, I met Bobbit, 86 00:04:29.800 --> 00:04:32.639 what was his name, John Wayne? John Wayne, interviewed Bobbit, 87 00:04:32.959 --> 00:04:35.240 got a picture with him somewhere. I don't think we'll 88 00:04:35.240 --> 00:04:39.160 put that on the website. But yeah, okay, yeah, but yeah, 89 00:04:39.199 --> 00:04:42.439 so no, there's no way you see that moment if 90 00:04:42.720 --> 00:04:44.600 she is there with Barack Obama. 91 00:04:44.319 --> 00:04:46.319 For one, they would be sitting as it was staged. 92 00:04:46.600 --> 00:04:50.759 It'd be Barack, Michelle, Donald Melania in that order. So yeah, 93 00:04:50.759 --> 00:04:52.399 Michelle and have been between the two of them. 94 00:04:52.439 --> 00:04:56.079 Oh wait a second, then, good point. Maybe he made 95 00:04:56.079 --> 00:05:00.319 her stay home. Because let's face it right now, if 96 00:05:00.319 --> 00:05:04.279 you're a Democrat and you've got any potential criminal exposure 97 00:05:04.279 --> 00:05:06.600 at all, and I'm not saying that Barack Obama's committed 98 00:05:06.639 --> 00:05:09.399 in crimes, I'm not saying that at all. But you 99 00:05:09.439 --> 00:05:12.519 want Donald Trump as your friend, you know what I mean? 100 00:05:13.120 --> 00:05:15.800 I mean, because you've just had You've just had the 101 00:05:15.879 --> 00:05:19.800 left throw with Obama's blessing. I'm sure in implicit ways. 102 00:05:20.199 --> 00:05:22.959 He sure wasn't out there criticizing it. You've just had 103 00:05:23.000 --> 00:05:26.160 the left risk the very foundation of this country to 104 00:05:26.199 --> 00:05:30.279 try to jail a political opponent and guess what he won, 105 00:05:31.160 --> 00:05:34.279 And so now he's in power and he's got the 106 00:05:34.399 --> 00:05:37.600 Justice Department. If you're a Democrat who has actually committed crimes, 107 00:05:37.920 --> 00:05:41.040 and I don't know if Obama has, you would want 108 00:05:41.079 --> 00:05:42.240 Donald Trump to like you? 109 00:05:42.279 --> 00:05:43.480 Do you think on some level? 110 00:05:43.519 --> 00:05:45.680 And I'm going to sound very naive with this, but 111 00:05:46.160 --> 00:05:49.920 there are only now three living presidents. For I guess 112 00:05:49.920 --> 00:05:52.759 with w who will serve the two terms. W's got 113 00:05:52.759 --> 00:05:56.160 his family reasons, I think for disliking Trump. But Clinton 114 00:05:56.199 --> 00:05:58.519 on some level is face a lot of that kind 115 00:05:58.600 --> 00:06:02.360 of scrutiny from with in the impeachment, et cetera. For 116 00:06:02.399 --> 00:06:05.600 Barack Obama to know that Donald Trump and do it 117 00:06:05.639 --> 00:06:07.759 all of what you just said, the law fair did 118 00:06:07.800 --> 00:06:12.279 everything overcame it won an election, won the popular vote. 119 00:06:12.319 --> 00:06:14.279 Do you think at some point? Broxays, you know what 120 00:06:14.720 --> 00:06:15.560 I respect this guy? 121 00:06:15.639 --> 00:06:17.600 Well, yeah, it's what I opened the show with, right, 122 00:06:17.639 --> 00:06:20.399 which is we had a couple of profound truths in 123 00:06:20.439 --> 00:06:22.839 the show today, and I don't do those often, but 124 00:06:23.040 --> 00:06:27.519 those are statements of absolute, profound, undeniable truth that no 125 00:06:27.560 --> 00:06:30.879 reasonable person could disagree with. And one was just that 126 00:06:30.920 --> 00:06:35.399 one right, and that was that. Right Now, as Donald 127 00:06:35.399 --> 00:06:39.920 Trump assumes office, he is one hundred times more respected, 128 00:06:40.720 --> 00:06:43.800 and he is one hundred and fifty times more respected 129 00:06:43.879 --> 00:06:48.560 by his opponents because of what he has overcome. It's 130 00:06:48.600 --> 00:06:54.519 almost biblical. It's certainly mythical when you have somebody who's 131 00:06:54.560 --> 00:06:58.839 had the full weight of the administration misusing the Justice 132 00:06:58.879 --> 00:07:02.920 Department to go after him. He has survived the coup attempt, 133 00:07:03.240 --> 00:07:08.920 he survived two assassination attempts, one clearly miraculously at that point. Yeah, 134 00:07:09.279 --> 00:07:11.480 I do think, whether it's Obama or anybody else, and 135 00:07:11.519 --> 00:07:14.000 whether they'll say it or not, that they have just 136 00:07:14.040 --> 00:07:16.240 got a hundred times more respect for him than when 137 00:07:16.279 --> 00:07:19.959 he took office back in twenty seventeen. Is there anybody 138 00:07:20.000 --> 00:07:23.160 who disagree with that? And that bodes well? Right, that 139 00:07:23.279 --> 00:07:24.839 boats well for America in the world. 140 00:07:24.839 --> 00:07:26.839 Well, it gives me a spring in my step, Dan, 141 00:07:26.879 --> 00:07:29.639 as I prepare to attend the inauguration that I am Oh, 142 00:07:29.680 --> 00:07:31.480 you're going, We're going to be there and going to 143 00:07:31.480 --> 00:07:33.240 call it back into the show. Why didn't you tell 144 00:07:33.279 --> 00:07:35.399 me that I thought I did, when I don't know, 145 00:07:35.439 --> 00:07:37.800 maybe I didn't. I told Kelly. But yeah, I'm going 146 00:07:37.839 --> 00:07:40.439 to be there live on Monday and hopefully with some 147 00:07:40.519 --> 00:07:43.240 call ins for you on this program. 148 00:07:42.879 --> 00:07:44.759 Right up there on the stage right which all. 149 00:07:45.959 --> 00:07:48.160 John Fabrigatory and I. It's gonna be like a Buddy film. 150 00:07:48.160 --> 00:07:49.920 We're going to show up and see what happens coming. 151 00:07:50.519 --> 00:07:52.720 I'm going to be excited, well excited to be there. 152 00:07:53.040 --> 00:07:55.199 But Dan, I cannot tell you how much more comfortable 153 00:07:55.480 --> 00:07:59.920 and confident and relaxed I am about the upcoming Trump 154 00:08:00.319 --> 00:08:03.199 in the sense of I believe that Donald Trump knows 155 00:08:03.199 --> 00:08:05.920 what he's doing, knows the lay of the land, knows 156 00:08:05.959 --> 00:08:08.759 who he can trust, knows who he can't, knows who 157 00:08:08.800 --> 00:08:11.680 he wants in power with him in his cabinet. Trump 158 00:08:11.720 --> 00:08:14.360 two point oh to me is going to be infinitely 159 00:08:14.399 --> 00:08:15.839 more effective than his first term. 160 00:08:15.920 --> 00:08:18.879 Well, there is no It's going to be historically effective. 161 00:08:18.879 --> 00:08:22.319 It already is. And that's why this is the greatest 162 00:08:22.399 --> 00:08:26.360 opportunity in my lifetime anyway, for the world to move 163 00:08:26.800 --> 00:08:30.399 forward in a dramatic positive way. And that's why Donald 164 00:08:30.439 --> 00:08:33.960 Trump's in the greatest danger he's ever been in because 165 00:08:34.039 --> 00:08:37.279 right now you can be certain you have so many 166 00:08:37.480 --> 00:08:40.679 enemies out there, so many bad actors. You've got nation 167 00:08:40.919 --> 00:08:44.480 state enemies, who are probably planning his demise as we speak. 168 00:08:45.039 --> 00:08:46.960 So that doesn't mean they're going to succeed. We pray 169 00:08:47.000 --> 00:08:49.480 to God they don't. But we've got to be realistic 170 00:08:49.519 --> 00:08:53.440 about the fact that because he is already doing so 171 00:08:53.519 --> 00:08:55.879 much good, and he's in a position to do so 172 00:08:56.000 --> 00:08:59.519 much more good in the next four years. Yeah, evil 173 00:08:59.600 --> 00:09:03.320 has not stood by. Evil has already tried to kill 174 00:09:03.399 --> 00:09:07.519 him twice. So we just pray to God that he 175 00:09:07.559 --> 00:09:09.960 continues to survive, because, yeah, we are on the verge 176 00:09:10.000 --> 00:09:12.759 of something tremendous. We're living through it already. So getting 177 00:09:12.799 --> 00:09:18.879 back to Colorado's a free state unless here's another good 178 00:09:18.879 --> 00:09:22.759 one from a Texter, the free state of Colorado unless 179 00:09:23.320 --> 00:09:28.440 you're a family wants cheap eggs. Another great example, right, Dan, 180 00:09:28.559 --> 00:09:32.039 did you represent John Wayne Bobbitt in his catastrophic injury case? 181 00:09:32.320 --> 00:09:40.639 I did not. I cut that one loose. Oh can 182 00:09:40.679 --> 00:09:44.279 you imagine that closing argument. Oh my goodness, Oh my 183 00:09:44.360 --> 00:09:50.399 good yeah, yeah, oh yeah, yeah. So hey, it's the 184 00:09:50.440 --> 00:09:52.399 free state of Colorado unlesson, by the way, if you 185 00:09:52.559 --> 00:09:56.840 just joined us, thank you. We're mocking Polus's repeated refrained 186 00:09:56.919 --> 00:09:59.679 today in the State of the state, calling this the 187 00:09:59.720 --> 00:10:02.080 free state of Colorado right from the guy who closed 188 00:10:02.120 --> 00:10:06.840 down churches and ordered dope dealers were essential businesses eight 189 00:10:06.879 --> 00:10:09.679 five five four zero five eight two five five the 190 00:10:09.679 --> 00:10:13.600 Free State of Colorado unless fill in the blank. You're 191 00:10:13.639 --> 00:10:14.840 on the Dan Capitla Show. 192 00:10:22.159 --> 00:10:25.720 And now back to the Dan Taplas Show podcast. 193 00:10:25.440 --> 00:10:28.799 That again, you didn't see a particularly one grading between 194 00:10:28.879 --> 00:10:32.440 the first couple and the second couple. But again, we 195 00:10:32.600 --> 00:10:35.440 are at a funeral, so one has to take that 196 00:10:35.559 --> 00:10:39.200 into account when trying to read the body language for 197 00:10:39.240 --> 00:10:40.279 the individuals there. 198 00:10:40.559 --> 00:10:43.039 Why did you mention it? You mentioned it because it 199 00:10:43.159 --> 00:10:48.759 was obvious what was happening. They were all that, the bidens, 200 00:10:49.320 --> 00:10:52.159 the harrises. They wanted the world to see that they 201 00:10:52.240 --> 00:10:55.440 despise each other. I mean, they knew they were on camera, 202 00:10:55.960 --> 00:10:59.120 they knew they were on worldwide TV. Yeah. I think 203 00:10:59.159 --> 00:11:01.879 they made it very clear, and that's why Tapper mentioned it. 204 00:11:01.919 --> 00:11:04.159 But I just think that sounds hilarious. You know that 205 00:11:04.240 --> 00:11:08.200 golf tournament voice. It's got about a three footer here. 206 00:11:08.240 --> 00:11:11.720 The freedom of the world's at stake. Oh ye did 207 00:11:12.320 --> 00:11:14.919 noon and noon and noon? Now this this was you 208 00:11:15.039 --> 00:11:17.039 gotta see the video if you haven't seen it yet. 209 00:11:17.039 --> 00:11:19.799 At work today you got to see the video when 210 00:11:19.840 --> 00:11:22.120 you get home. It's some of the greatest video ever 211 00:11:22.159 --> 00:11:26.799 for America. You know, Obama and Trump sitting just just 212 00:11:26.879 --> 00:11:30.080 so close to each other and they're laughing and they're 213 00:11:30.120 --> 00:11:32.559 having fun together. It's just great for the country. You see. 214 00:11:32.559 --> 00:11:35.240 And then the look on Harris's face when she turns 215 00:11:35.240 --> 00:11:39.399 around and sees them laughing together. It's absolutely beautiful. 216 00:11:39.480 --> 00:11:42.320 It's not lost on me. With a Caddy Shack reference. Dan, 217 00:11:42.480 --> 00:11:44.399 you were part of the even Scholarship. You said it 218 00:11:44.480 --> 00:11:48.080 many times. Oh, yes, but that the main character is 219 00:11:48.200 --> 00:11:51.320 named Danny Noon Noon And I want to know, Yeah, 220 00:11:51.399 --> 00:11:54.279 you guys are roughly the same age. Are there similarities 221 00:11:54.320 --> 00:11:56.279 between you and the Danny Newton character. 222 00:11:56.360 --> 00:11:58.480 It is so striking in my understanding. And I haven't 223 00:11:58.480 --> 00:12:00.679 had the chance to ask Bill Murray about this because 224 00:12:00.759 --> 00:12:03.759 I don't know them. But my understanding is that that 225 00:12:03.960 --> 00:12:08.360 movie Caddy Shack is based on the Caddy Scholarship program 226 00:12:08.360 --> 00:12:10.799 that I got the Evan Scholarship, because what I'm told 227 00:12:10.919 --> 00:12:12.919 is and I didn't know his brother either, but I'm 228 00:12:12.960 --> 00:12:16.000 told his brother was a caddy in the Chicago area. 229 00:12:16.000 --> 00:12:19.600 I was North Side at about the same time I 230 00:12:19.679 --> 00:12:22.360 was caddying and that he competed for the Evan Scholarship. 231 00:12:22.360 --> 00:12:24.279 That's what I'm told. I don't know if it's true, 232 00:12:24.600 --> 00:12:27.559 but the similarities are stunning, you know, as a guy 233 00:12:27.600 --> 00:12:30.159 who caddied for years, and just a quick programming note 234 00:12:30.440 --> 00:12:32.480 if you have a kid who's looking for a summer job, 235 00:12:33.039 --> 00:12:36.799 and the greatest college scholarship available anywhere in the world 236 00:12:36.840 --> 00:12:39.799 called the Evans Scholarship, named after Chick Evans, who was 237 00:12:39.840 --> 00:12:42.080 the Tiger Woods of his day, but didn't take the 238 00:12:42.120 --> 00:12:44.799 prize money, put it all into a fund to send 239 00:12:44.840 --> 00:12:48.360 caddies to college, to send you know, working class kids 240 00:12:48.360 --> 00:12:51.480 to college. And so this great scholarship program continues today, 241 00:12:51.519 --> 00:12:54.440 including in Colorado. So you know, have your kids look 242 00:12:54.440 --> 00:12:56.720 into caddying and then they'd have a shot at winning 243 00:12:56.720 --> 00:12:59.799 that scholarship. But yeah, the similarities right down to his 244 00:12:59.840 --> 00:13:04.360 girl friend looked like exactly like the girl I was 245 00:13:04.480 --> 00:13:07.559 dating back in my cat of years. And yes, it 246 00:13:07.600 --> 00:13:11.120 was amazing. Not everything in the movie exactly the same, 247 00:13:11.200 --> 00:13:14.200 but awful lot of truths, like we didn't have gophers, 248 00:13:14.720 --> 00:13:18.480 we had wild rabbit dogs and it was a beautiful 249 00:13:18.480 --> 00:13:21.879 country club. But we had characters, man, we had mobsters, 250 00:13:22.200 --> 00:13:25.919 we had dirty politicians. We had some really nice, cool guys. 251 00:13:26.600 --> 00:13:30.559 But you know when my heart was broken, Ryne, just 252 00:13:30.759 --> 00:13:36.039 because my naivete was when, oh, I can't tell the story. 253 00:13:36.080 --> 00:13:38.360 I'm sorry that that's the worst possible. I can't know. 254 00:13:38.440 --> 00:13:41.120 It's just occurred to me. One of the people involved 255 00:13:41.200 --> 00:13:43.720 is a public figure a lot. It's a true story, 256 00:13:43.720 --> 00:13:46.080 but I wouldn't want to do it. Figure I assume alive. 257 00:13:46.360 --> 00:13:48.200 Oh but all I'm saying, let me put it this 258 00:13:48.240 --> 00:13:53.120 way without getting into too much detail. She was a younger, 259 00:13:53.320 --> 00:13:58.519 like twenties, early thirties, beautiful woman, well well known in Chicago, 260 00:13:59.320 --> 00:14:04.440 very very whole, some reputation, everything else, public figure. And 261 00:14:04.639 --> 00:14:07.519 I'm out parking cars at the country club one night 262 00:14:07.559 --> 00:14:10.279 and I go over behind a row somewhere near the trees, 263 00:14:11.120 --> 00:14:14.519 and she's just over there going at it with one 264 00:14:14.559 --> 00:14:17.120 of the married members, and I just I'm just like, oh, 265 00:14:17.159 --> 00:14:19.279 my lord, I've seen too much. 266 00:14:19.639 --> 00:14:21.080 So there was a little Danny Noonan. 267 00:14:21.240 --> 00:14:26.399 Oh my, oh listen, real world, way beyond Caddyshack, really 268 00:14:26.679 --> 00:14:30.480 light years beyond caddy Shack. Yeah yeah, yeah, So but 269 00:14:30.639 --> 00:14:33.279 what a great movie. Had that movie on when Joe 270 00:14:33.360 --> 00:14:35.720 was born? Because Amy had a really hard labor. She 271 00:14:35.919 --> 00:14:39.799 is tough and yeah, so we had that movie on 272 00:14:40.000 --> 00:14:42.159 and we're watching it, and then all of a sudden, 273 00:14:42.279 --> 00:14:47.519 fortunately Joe arrived nice and healthy. But while Caddyshack is airing, 274 00:14:47.600 --> 00:14:49.320 I don't think that was a coincidence. He went on 275 00:14:49.360 --> 00:14:52.120 to be a very good caddy. There you go, Joe did. Yeah, 276 00:14:52.159 --> 00:14:56.399 I credit Caddyshack with Joe's healthy birth. Is a great point. 277 00:14:57.000 --> 00:15:00.440 It will relax you. All right. We got a lot 278 00:15:00.480 --> 00:15:03.360 to talk about Polist today. It's hilarious. State of the state. 279 00:15:03.519 --> 00:15:06.879 His marketing people or whatever are telling him free state 280 00:15:06.919 --> 00:15:10.519 of Colorado. So that was his mantra, and so it's 281 00:15:10.600 --> 00:15:14.519 obviously backwards right under him. So we're just doing a 282 00:15:14.639 --> 00:15:17.320 free state of Colorado unless things. So, how would you 283 00:15:17.360 --> 00:15:19.559 fill in that blank and some of the obvious ones? Right, 284 00:15:19.759 --> 00:15:23.840 unless you know you don't want to take an experimental medicine, Yeah, 285 00:15:23.960 --> 00:15:26.320 free state of Colorado, because Jared Polis will fire you 286 00:15:26.360 --> 00:15:28.360 from your government job if you don't take the medicine. 287 00:15:28.360 --> 00:15:30.720 He wants you to free state of Colorado. Unless you're 288 00:15:30.720 --> 00:15:33.679 a Christian who wants to practice their faith. Ask Jack Phillips, 289 00:15:34.039 --> 00:15:35.879 So what would you fill in their text? Or a 290 00:15:35.879 --> 00:15:38.159 great point, free State of Colorado unless you don't want 291 00:15:38.159 --> 00:15:42.000 your livestock eaten by wolves, the free state of Colorado. 292 00:15:42.120 --> 00:15:44.320 Or the person who killed multiple people in I seventy 293 00:15:44.399 --> 00:15:47.279 gets his sentence commuted. That that's a great point, yeah, 294 00:15:47.360 --> 00:15:51.799 or free state of Colorado. If you are a mass 295 00:15:51.879 --> 00:15:54.440 roadway killer, then it's the free State of Colorado, because 296 00:15:54.440 --> 00:15:56.559 the governor is going to step in and get you 297 00:15:56.679 --> 00:16:01.440 out of jail a way early, if Kim Kardashian whispers 298 00:16:01.440 --> 00:16:01.840 in his head. 299 00:16:01.879 --> 00:16:04.919 Of course, obviously, on a more practical and annoying level 300 00:16:05.000 --> 00:16:08.120 for us consumers out there, I would say free State 301 00:16:08.159 --> 00:16:12.480 of Colorado unless you want grocery bags at King Soupers. 302 00:16:12.639 --> 00:16:15.639 It's a beautiful one and such a practical thing right 303 00:16:16.039 --> 00:16:20.039 where where your life is made harder for no tangible benefit. 304 00:16:20.399 --> 00:16:23.120 It is just it is just another way you have 305 00:16:23.200 --> 00:16:26.399 to be subservient to the left. Dan, Free state of Colorado, 306 00:16:26.480 --> 00:16:29.679 unless you're assist gender pro life Christian father praying in 307 00:16:29.679 --> 00:16:33.240 front of planned parenthood, beautifully said. 308 00:16:35.360 --> 00:16:35.600 Dan. 309 00:16:37.519 --> 00:16:42.000 I think you misunderstood. He was saying, fee State of Colorado, 310 00:16:42.200 --> 00:16:46.240 Fee State of Colorado, Dan, Free State of Colorado. Unless 311 00:16:46.279 --> 00:16:49.600 you want a toilet that works, or a reasonably priced 312 00:16:49.639 --> 00:16:54.720 catalytic converter go to the Free State of Wyoming for 313 00:16:55.159 --> 00:17:01.000 both different topic Texter Dan I also kept Malania during 314 00:17:01.000 --> 00:17:03.799 the funeral service and wondered what she was thinking about 315 00:17:04.440 --> 00:17:07.559 that from Andy, those are deep thoughts, you know, this 316 00:17:07.680 --> 00:17:11.160 is this is just one of the countless great things 317 00:17:11.200 --> 00:17:14.119 about Trump's victory. Is you think of Malania Trump and 318 00:17:14.240 --> 00:17:18.599 all she has suffered, and the fact that Donald Trump 319 00:17:18.720 --> 00:17:23.319 then wins, and so her husband is spared jail. Her 320 00:17:23.400 --> 00:17:27.960 husband is spared. You know that the financial destruction they 321 00:17:27.960 --> 00:17:31.880 were trying to impose on him, they end up on top. 322 00:17:32.119 --> 00:17:34.359 They get to go to the White House again, even 323 00:17:34.359 --> 00:17:36.880 though I doubt she'll live there that often. I mean, 324 00:17:36.920 --> 00:17:39.000 I just feel really good for her on that. When 325 00:17:39.000 --> 00:17:40.799 we come back, Hey, we'll continue to talk about this. 326 00:17:40.920 --> 00:17:42.880 It's also much fun. I want to talk to you 327 00:17:42.880 --> 00:17:45.279 about something you're not going to hear discussed anywhere else, 328 00:17:46.000 --> 00:17:50.960 and it is really really important to you. And there's 329 00:17:50.960 --> 00:17:55.240 something going on at the legislature, and if the legislature 330 00:17:55.359 --> 00:17:59.480 does what it appears ready to do, it is really 331 00:18:00.240 --> 00:18:03.880 really going to put you in danger. It's going to 332 00:18:03.960 --> 00:18:06.960 make your life worse in ways you may never even know. 333 00:18:07.720 --> 00:18:11.480 And the best part about all this. You'll probably disagree 334 00:18:11.480 --> 00:18:14.240 with me on this, but it's very important that you 335 00:18:14.319 --> 00:18:16.480 know about it because I am right on this and 336 00:18:16.519 --> 00:18:18.519 I know of what I speak, and you need to 337 00:18:18.559 --> 00:18:22.680 know about this issue and can consider getting involved because 338 00:18:22.680 --> 00:18:27.279 if the legislature does what it intends, Democrat, Republican, unaffiliated, 339 00:18:27.319 --> 00:18:28.440 it's going to hurt everybody. 340 00:18:28.519 --> 00:18:37.839 You're on the Dan Kapla Show, you're listening to the 341 00:18:37.920 --> 00:18:39.400 Dan Kaplis Show podcast. 342 00:18:40.480 --> 00:18:42.480 Before we get to that, I want to deliver on 343 00:18:42.519 --> 00:18:45.799 the teas from the last segment and preview a topic 344 00:18:45.839 --> 00:18:48.279 you're not going to hear about anywhere else, but it 345 00:18:48.400 --> 00:18:51.279 is truly vital to your well being the well being 346 00:18:51.319 --> 00:18:54.119 of your family in Colorado. I'll get into it in 347 00:18:54.200 --> 00:19:00.519 more detail after we talk with Alicia Garcia about thisosteris 348 00:19:00.519 --> 00:19:05.400 obviously unconstitutional gun grab underway at the state legislature in 349 00:19:05.480 --> 00:19:08.839 this newly started session. But here's the heads up, and 350 00:19:08.920 --> 00:19:13.400 that is the judiciary in Colorado right now, meaning all 351 00:19:13.640 --> 00:19:17.519 the judges and the support staff and everything else, is 352 00:19:17.640 --> 00:19:21.880 dramatically underfunded and they need a lot more money in 353 00:19:21.920 --> 00:19:25.559 a hurry for a lot more judges. And if they 354 00:19:25.640 --> 00:19:28.920 don't get it, it is likely to harm you and 355 00:19:28.960 --> 00:19:31.279 your family in some way at some point in time, 356 00:19:31.400 --> 00:19:34.359 in ways that you may never even know. I'm just 357 00:19:34.400 --> 00:19:38.440 here to tell you it is a true crisis, and 358 00:19:38.480 --> 00:19:41.359 no matter what party you're a member of, no matter 359 00:19:41.400 --> 00:19:44.640 what walk of life, this matters gravely to you. So 360 00:19:44.680 --> 00:19:46.599 I want to bring the issue to your attention, hoping 361 00:19:46.640 --> 00:19:49.839 you get involved with legislators, etc. Because on the current track, 362 00:19:50.480 --> 00:19:55.279 the legislature is poised to deny the judiciary what it needs, 363 00:19:56.039 --> 00:20:00.240 and that would be enormously harmful to you, to this 364 00:20:00.319 --> 00:20:03.440 state as a whole. So let me get into that 365 00:20:03.480 --> 00:20:04.880 in a couple of minutes. But so glad to have 366 00:20:04.920 --> 00:20:07.680 Alicia with us, because Alicia, we were talking about this 367 00:20:07.759 --> 00:20:09.720 on the show yesterday as the news broke, and I 368 00:20:09.759 --> 00:20:12.039 pulled up Senate Bill three and went through it because 369 00:20:12.039 --> 00:20:14.079 I had to read the language myself, because I thought 370 00:20:14.640 --> 00:20:18.680 even these far left Colorado Democrats couldn't be this whack, 371 00:20:18.960 --> 00:20:21.480 but they are, you know, And tell me, if you 372 00:20:21.519 --> 00:20:26.160 read this bill the same way, it would outlaw detachable magazines. 373 00:20:26.319 --> 00:20:29.319 So say, you know, so many of us who just 374 00:20:29.440 --> 00:20:33.559 have this routine common use, you know, firearm. We have 375 00:20:33.599 --> 00:20:37.599 a handgun and it has a detachable magazine. All of 376 00:20:37.599 --> 00:20:39.559 a sudden, you wouldn't be able to buy those anymore. 377 00:20:39.559 --> 00:20:41.200 If you have them right now, you could keep them, 378 00:20:41.200 --> 00:20:43.720 oh thank you, Jerrypoas, but you wouldn't be able to 379 00:20:43.720 --> 00:20:46.039 buy them anymore, Alicia, I might reading. 380 00:20:45.799 --> 00:20:50.200 That bill right, Yeah, Dan, you absolutely are. So it's 381 00:20:50.240 --> 00:20:54.240 basically any firearm with a detactable magazine. For people out 382 00:20:54.279 --> 00:20:57.599 there that understand firearms, you realize that most semi automatic 383 00:20:57.720 --> 00:20:59.279 weapons were guns. 384 00:20:59.359 --> 00:21:01.599 I know people get really hurt when I say weapons 385 00:21:01.599 --> 00:21:02.480 when I'm referring. 386 00:21:02.160 --> 00:21:05.519 To firearms, but it would basically take out seventy to 387 00:21:05.599 --> 00:21:07.400 ninety percent of the guns that are in common use 388 00:21:07.480 --> 00:21:10.640 in Colorado, much less the United States right now. And 389 00:21:10.920 --> 00:21:14.720 so the language says gas operated handguns and or AR 390 00:21:14.799 --> 00:21:17.160 pistol shotguns with detachable. 391 00:21:16.680 --> 00:21:19.240 Magazine, which would include common. 392 00:21:19.279 --> 00:21:24.160 Ar fifteens aks shotguns with you know, mag said, and 393 00:21:24.240 --> 00:21:27.519 that would you know that infringes on so many rights 394 00:21:27.519 --> 00:21:30.000 that we have. Not only is just the right to 395 00:21:30.000 --> 00:21:33.079 self defense, but I think people have gotten so accustomed 396 00:21:33.119 --> 00:21:37.160 to explaining as to why we're allowed to have firearms 397 00:21:37.400 --> 00:21:39.559 that they forgot that we shouldn't have to explain in 398 00:21:39.559 --> 00:21:40.200 the right place. 399 00:21:40.599 --> 00:21:43.279 This is something that should be an eight as a. 400 00:21:43.279 --> 00:21:46.319 Human that you have the human right to defend yourself 401 00:21:46.319 --> 00:21:49.039