Speaker 1: Welcome to the Minnesota Goodbye. Now, I've got an email
Speaker 1: that is a little bit spicy, and I'm going to
Speaker 1: try to get to that a little bit later on.
Speaker 1: But if you are not into the spicier, we just
Speaker 1: call this naughty Tuesday when people would write in naughty stories,
Speaker 1: and it didn't it never really took off. But if
Speaker 1: you have something kind of naughty to write in about,
Speaker 1: not something vulgar, you know what I mean, Like, Okay,
Speaker 1: this guy came over and we were a digg it
Speaker 1: dick it dicka duka duka dukak. Yeah, oh god, I
Speaker 1: mean that's that's alluring. But that's but if you have
Speaker 1: something that's like, Okay, here's a funny story about what
Speaker 1: happened in the bedroom or whatever. So we'll try to
Speaker 1: get to that in a second, but first the following email,
Speaker 1: Aubrey writes, in good morning this morning. On the show,
Speaker 1: you were saying you went to Jordan for a small
Speaker 1: camping weekend. I live in Jordan, Dave, and I'm curious
Speaker 1: where you camped. I camped at the Koa Campground and
Speaker 1: it's I mean, Koa is a chain. Have you guys
Speaker 1: heard of Koa Campground? Yeah?
Speaker 2: Of course. Yeah, it's everywhere.
Speaker 1: And we like Koa because they have a store and
Speaker 1: a shower and a playground and mini golf and they
Speaker 1: rent bikes and they sell wood and they do hay rides.
Speaker 1: And so we went to the Koa not because we
Speaker 1: wanted to visit Jordan, but because we wanted to be
Speaker 1: close by. So also, there's a lot of fun activities
Speaker 1: in Jordan I think you guys would enjoy. And the
Speaker 1: Renaissance Festival this is five minutes away. Also, may I
Speaker 1: please have a staff writer sticker? Thanks a lot, absolutely so,
Speaker 1: I will take a picture of this and send it
Speaker 1: to to you. Aubrey Secretary Brie will take care of
Speaker 1: that one. If you ever write in and you've never
Speaker 1: written in before and we read your email on the
Speaker 1: Minnesota Goodbye, we will send you a staff writer sticker.
Speaker 1: So send those into Ryan Show at KWB dot com.
Speaker 1: What else is there to do in Jordan? There's the
Speaker 1: Minnesota's largest candy store.
Speaker 2: Yes, there's one of my favorite apple orchards is around there.
Speaker 2: Yeah yeah, yeah, Ferguson's or whatever I think. So, yeah,
Speaker 2: Severs is in that vicinity or technically.
Speaker 1: Probably not in Jordan, but it's very close by.
Speaker 2: Yeah, yeah, but that's all I know of, And I
Speaker 2: also know that in the fall it's absolutely beautiful to
Speaker 2: drive just down that main highway around Jordan, just because
Speaker 2: the trees are so gorgeous on there, and it's actually
Speaker 2: like lined, like the trees are just lined along the highway.
Speaker 2: So I haven't frequented there very often.
Speaker 1: Though, if you're looking for a really scenic drive, there's
Speaker 1: like a designated scenic byway between Carver and Henderson and
Speaker 1: it's on the other side of the river. So when
Speaker 1: you drive down one sixty nine, you're on the four
Speaker 1: lane freeway, but on the other side of the river
Speaker 1: is the scenic byway and it really is beautiful. It's twisty, turney,
Speaker 1: it's two lanes, So if you're won a nice drive,
Speaker 1: try that way.
Speaker 3: I always take a scenic byway if I have an option.
Speaker 1: Yeah you should. Yeah. Hello Katie wb Crue Ranger Jessica
Speaker 1: here with some fun facts about science. This is my
Speaker 1: first attempt since Dave gave me the green light and
Speaker 1: trying to tie in science back to relevant things that
Speaker 1: happened in the show and podcast. I think science literacy
Speaker 1: is important, so I hope people will learn in a
Speaker 1: fun and easy way about the awesome world we live in.
Speaker 1: I'm thinking this could be the did you Know of
Speaker 1: the Day? Official name pending, and nobody will maybe nobody
Speaker 1: will like it, and might this be the only one?
Speaker 1: Here goes nothing? Now she sends an audio clip. I
Speaker 1: will tell you the truth. I was not prepared for
Speaker 1: an audio clip, but I think I can make this happen.
Speaker 1: You got a minute.
Speaker 2: Yeah, the button's got to be pushed.
Speaker 1: You got to push the buttons. And then I think,
Speaker 1: here we go, and let's see whether I can play
Speaker 1: this audio clip. I think I should be able to. Okay,
Speaker 1: hold on one second, Tapa Tapa Tapa, Here we go.
Speaker 4: It's Rain and Drew Jessica, And this is my first
Speaker 4: attempt at the did you Know of the Day? Please
Speaker 4: Bailey make me a theme song. I'm trying to tie
Speaker 4: this back to the show. I was gone on vacation
Speaker 4: last week, so this is a little bit older. But
Speaker 4: I'm tying our science fact of the Day back to
Speaker 4: the emailer who is talking about her baby gender and
Speaker 4: gender disappointment. And I wanted to talk about gender and
Speaker 4: sex determination animals, so human gender Actually the more boys
Speaker 4: or girls you have in a row, the more likely
Speaker 4: you are to have another of the same one. So
Speaker 4: if you have three girls and you try for your
Speaker 4: fourth to be a boy, sorry, it will probably be
Speaker 4: a girl statistically, but still go for it. But turtle
Speaker 4: genders are actually dependent on temperature. This is called TSD,
Speaker 4: or temperature dependent sex determination. So cooler nest temperatures for
Speaker 4: turtles will lead to more males, and warmer temperatures will
Speaker 4: produce more female turtles. And then another species that does
Speaker 4: cool things with gender and sex throughout their lives are
Speaker 4: lots of fish. So many fish can change back and
Speaker 4: forth between male and female throughout their life, depending on
Speaker 4: their environment, the social requirements, the temperature, all sorts of things.
Speaker 4: They can even start as males and turn into females
Speaker 4: if a breeding female dies. There's all sorts of cool
Speaker 4: things that fish can do when it comes to sex.
Speaker 4: So that is our digital of the day. You got
Speaker 4: quite a few in there, and let me know if
Speaker 4: I have the green light to do another one, and
Speaker 4: I'll get thinking range out.
Speaker 1: Well, sure absolutely I would. I would keep it under
Speaker 1: a minute, okay, So that would that help? Because you know,
Speaker 1: brevity is the soul of entertainment so under a minute.
Speaker 1: And also all the fish sex talk has made me horny. Yeah,
Speaker 1: think about a couple of northerns just getting it on,
Speaker 1: you know what I mean, slithering slithering, all that slippery,
Speaker 1: slippy sex. Thank you what it's kind of hot? Okay,
Speaker 1: thank you, Ranger Jessica. Next one subject line white Lotus.
Speaker 1: I am late in attendance to watching the show. I
Speaker 1: just started episode one, season one a couple of days ago.
Speaker 1: Anybody else had a hard time paying attention? Like, it
Speaker 1: hasn't grasped my attention yet. Is it a slow burn?
Speaker 1: Will it pick up eventually? Normally when I watch a show,
Speaker 1: I can't wait to watch the next episode, and I'm
Speaker 1: not feeling that yet. Any thoughts or suggestions? Thank you,
Speaker 1: bunches from Catherine. The first one was the one at
Speaker 1: the hotel in Hawaii. In Hawaii, and it starts off
Speaker 1: with one of these people died and they're like putting
Speaker 1: a coffin on an airplane and you don't know who
Speaker 1: it is. I liked every one of them, but I
Speaker 1: would say this's a little bit of a slow burn.
Speaker 1: Here's my rule, though, If it's not turning you on
Speaker 1: then don't watch it. You know. That's what happened with
Speaker 1: The Silo. I really gave it a good shot to
Speaker 1: watch the Silo. Same thing with Dexter, just never really
Speaker 1: got my attention.
Speaker 2: I in the episodes are kind of long, but there's
Speaker 2: not that many episodes in each season. However, I did
Speaker 2: really like season two of The White Lotus. I thought
Speaker 2: that that one was great. This last season I was
Speaker 2: kind of about I think shows just kind of start
Speaker 2: to fall off eventually. That's how I feel about You.
Speaker 2: The first three seasons were great, last season was, and
Speaker 2: now this season I'm really not paying much attention to it.
Speaker 1: Im in episode six and it's getting hard to follow
Speaker 1: and a little bit come on no way. But one
Speaker 1: thing I noticed about the Bronte character in You the
Speaker 1: current season. And I don't know if it's her or
Speaker 1: the director is telling her to act this way, but
Speaker 1: she pauses so much in every sentence that she says.
Speaker 1: It's like she's trying to.
Speaker 2: God, I'm so mad you brought this up, because now
Speaker 2: that's all I'm going to see. I watched this season
Speaker 2: because I plan on still watching it like this weekend.
Speaker 1: Yeah, And I've noticed that from the beginning. She has
Speaker 1: this style of unrealistically pausing all the time and great
Speaker 1: impression and I don't know if she thinks that's a
Speaker 1: great way to act, but it's so conspicuous, and I'm
Speaker 1: gonna guess maybe the director said, hey, we need you
Speaker 1: to appear very thoughtful, so you need to put some
Speaker 1: positive the stammers in there here and there.
Speaker 3: So it seems like it's real.
Speaker 1: Yeah, right, but it's really fucking annoying. The other day,
Speaker 1: I think it might have been yesterday, somebody said, hey,
Speaker 1: I need bachelorette party theme ideas. Yes, so Jillian writes
Speaker 1: in she said, theme idea for the ladies going to
Speaker 1: Charlotte or Charleston. For mine. Two years ago, we did
Speaker 1: a nineties theme. My friends barely had to buy anything,
Speaker 1: and if they did, they wore it again because clearly
Speaker 1: what we wore in the nineties is back in style,
Speaker 1: which already makes me feel old and I'm only thirty six.
Speaker 1: One question for the group summer plans. Any big events
Speaker 1: in the cities that you plan to go to? Okay,
Speaker 1: bye from Jillian. Summer events and the State Fair is
Speaker 1: a given. It's only a matter of days until people
Speaker 1: on TV start going. You know, it's only ninety three
Speaker 1: days until the Minnesota State Fair, which I always hate
Speaker 1: that because I love the State Fair, but I don't
Speaker 1: want to be reminded of that. I don't really have
Speaker 1: we get the new RV, so we plan to get
Speaker 1: out as much as possible in the RV. Jenny, any
Speaker 1: big summer plans, not in the.
Speaker 2: Twin Cities, and they asked specifically in the Twin Cities.
Speaker 2: I am going to Iceland this summer with my sister,
Speaker 2: so I'm really looking forward to that. And then I mean,
Speaker 2: I've got like bachelor att parties, weddings, all that good
Speaker 2: stuff that comes along with summertime. And then one thing
Speaker 2: that someone actually recommended to me from a listener of
Speaker 2: the show. The Apostle Islands does like a rollerblading in
Speaker 2: marathon one weekend in June, and this girl said that
Speaker 2: she was going to go to it. So it's a
Speaker 2: full marathon but on rollerblades, okay.
Speaker 1: So like off the coast of like it's going to
Speaker 1: be in Ashland or something like Bayfield.
Speaker 2: Yeah, and so I was looking into it. I can't
Speaker 2: do a full marathon rollerblades. I don't think I'm that good.
Speaker 2: But there's a shorter course that's maybe eight miles I
Speaker 2: think you can do. So I'm maybe gonna go up
Speaker 2: to that area and do that for that weekend in
Speaker 2: June because I just feel like that's fun and I
Speaker 2: like to roller blade.
Speaker 1: That's so cool. I like to rollerblade too, but I'm
Speaker 1: terrified of falling. So I used to go to last year.
Speaker 1: I didn't do it this year at US Bank Stadium
Speaker 1: where they open it up on Tuesday nights in the
Speaker 1: winter for you to roll around. But I was always
Speaker 1: very slow people zooming past me. I just I mean,
Speaker 1: I wish I could roller blade because it really is fun,
Speaker 1: but I don't know how to stop safely, and I'm
Speaker 1: just a little bit unsteady. Yeah, but I know people
Speaker 1: who are like my age that do rollerblade marathons.
Speaker 2: Yeah, I mean that's yeah, that's what's happened in that weekend.
Speaker 2: I could never do a marathon on a rollerblade, though,
Speaker 2: that'd be rough.
Speaker 3: Well, I always have my staples. Every summer, I do
Speaker 3: all a bunch of Pride events. So there's like the
Speaker 3: big Minneapolis one, and then there's a bunch of tiny
Speaker 3: little ones too that I go to, and then it's
Speaker 3: in August. It's like the Fringe festival is on one
Speaker 3: half and then the fair is on the other half.
Speaker 3: And so I feel like I do the same things
Speaker 3: every single summer, but I like doing all of them.
Speaker 1: So your mom have a bench at the State Fair.
Speaker 3: She does have a bench, It says mama.
Speaker 1: It says just mama, Just mama, because.
Speaker 3: She wants any mom to be able to sit down
Speaker 3: and take their picture so and have a moment.
Speaker 1: You guys should give me a bench of the State Fair.
Speaker 2: No, they're not available anymore, right, I don't think they are.
Speaker 2: They're like kind of impossible to come by. Now someone's
Speaker 2: going to give up their bench.
Speaker 3: But my mom got it because she said, I mean,
Speaker 3: my mom's from Ohio, so we're also going to Ohio
Speaker 3: this summer. But she's like, I don't have a grave
Speaker 3: site in Ohio. I don't have a grave site here.
Speaker 3: So I just want to buy a bench, and that's
Speaker 3: where people can go to remember me when I die.
Speaker 1: What are you gonna do with your mom when she dies?
Speaker 1: Put her at the fair, you know, sprinkle her around
Speaker 1: at the fair, her at the fair.
Speaker 3: That's where she wants to be.
Speaker 1: Does she really want to be sprinkled at.
Speaker 3: The I think I think she would like I know
Speaker 3: she wants to be cremated, but I'm going to end
Speaker 3: up putting her in a bunch of places. Probably I'll
Speaker 3: take her to Ohio sprinkler there, take her to the
Speaker 3: fair sprinkler there.
Speaker 1: I want to be in by Okay, Well, if you
Speaker 1: don't take me, I know she wants going to be
Speaker 1: for Brady's. But if you guys are, by whatever chance
Speaker 1: in the world, responsible for sprinkling me, don't put me
Speaker 1: in different places. Don't want to be in a whole
Speaker 1: place where you want to be. I don't know.
Speaker 2: Yeah, would you prefer Colorado just because it's probably?
Speaker 1: Yeah? I mean, people are like, I want to be
Speaker 1: part of me here, part of me here, part of
Speaker 1: me here. Now, I want to be whole. You know, well,
Speaker 1: I'm not even sure I want to be cremated. They
Speaker 1: used to scare me when I was a kid in
Speaker 1: fourth grade. I remember sitting in my fourth grade classroom
Speaker 1: and that was the first time I learned about cremation,
Speaker 1: and I'm like, oh my god, they burn you. That's
Speaker 1: gotta hurt. And it's like, well, you're going to be dead.
Speaker 2: Yeah, I know, but a fear in my mind that
Speaker 2: I've never thought about, Like, but what if you do
Speaker 2: feel it?
Speaker 3: You won't You're.
Speaker 2: Dead, I know, but what if what if you did it?
Speaker 2: You don't know what it feels.
Speaker 3: Like to be owner?
Speaker 1: Jenny.
Speaker 3: Yes, okay. So then by the time you get cremated,
Speaker 3: most of your organs are going to be gone anyway,
Speaker 3: so you're going.
Speaker 2: To be like, really doing you made me? I don't
Speaker 2: want to rode away in the ground.
Speaker 1: They rejected your liver, Jenny. They said, I'm sorry they
Speaker 1: cannot take your liver, but.
Speaker 2: I've been doing so much rehab on it lately.
Speaker 3: Is that already? Ye?
Speaker 1: Okay, So I can't find the email right now. But
Speaker 1: here's the one that I was talking about that gets
Speaker 1: a little bit spicy. It was a woman who wrote
Speaker 1: in and said her husband masturbates two to three times
Speaker 1: a day. Is that too much? Seems like a lot.
Speaker 1: It seems like a lot. And she's like, not only
Speaker 1: is he not you know, they still have sex, but
Speaker 1: he is doing his thing two to three times a day.
Speaker 1: And I didn't get how old they were, but I'm
Speaker 1: going to guess probably newly married enough that she's like,
Speaker 1: what is this what is this all about? So let
Speaker 1: me know whether that is too many times? Jenny, If
Speaker 1: you had a partner that was masturbating two to three
Speaker 1: times a day, would you be like what? What do you? Why?
Speaker 4: What?
Speaker 2: I mean? It would depend on if, like I for
Speaker 2: some reason didn't want to have sex with them for
Speaker 2: like six months at a time, then like I feel
Speaker 2: like I couldn't be super judgy of that. But if
Speaker 2: we were still having a pretty regular sex life, then
Speaker 2: I probably would get judgy beat just because, like anything,
Speaker 2: over stimulation doesn't become as enjoyable when you're doing it
Speaker 2: all the time. I should know. I masturbate all the
Speaker 2: fucking time, all the fucking time I could, but you
Speaker 2: know I am single now, so you could a little
Speaker 2: bit more frequently than I used to.
Speaker 1: Uh huh Okay, well yeah, I would say, Now I
Speaker 1: know where you were between eight fifteen and eight thirty
Speaker 1: this morning. Do it at work? Thank god? All right,
Speaker 1: that is it for the Minnesota Goodbye. Any thoughts on
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