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<v Speaker 1>Welcome to the Minnesota Goodbye. Now, I've got an email

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<v Speaker 1>that is a little bit spicy, and I'm going to

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<v Speaker 1>try to get to that a little bit later on.

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<v Speaker 1>But if you are not into the spicier, we just

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<v Speaker 1>call this naughty Tuesday when people would write in naughty stories,

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<v Speaker 1>and it didn't it never really took off. But if

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<v Speaker 1>you have something kind of naughty to write in about,

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<v Speaker 1>not something vulgar, you know what I mean, Like, Okay,

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<v Speaker 1>this guy came over and we were a digg it

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<v Speaker 1>dick it dicka duka duka dukak. Yeah, oh god, I

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<v Speaker 1>mean that's that's alluring. But that's but if you have

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<v Speaker 1>something that's like, Okay, here's a funny story about what

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<v Speaker 1>happened in the bedroom or whatever. So we'll try to

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<v Speaker 1>get to that in a second, but first the following email,

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<v Speaker 1>Aubrey writes, in good morning this morning. On the show,

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<v Speaker 1>you were saying you went to Jordan for a small

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<v Speaker 1>camping weekend. I live in Jordan, Dave, and I'm curious

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<v Speaker 1>where you camped. I camped at the Koa Campground and

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<v Speaker 1>it's I mean, Koa is a chain. Have you guys

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<v Speaker 1>heard of Koa Campground? Yeah?

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<v Speaker 2>Of course. Yeah, it's everywhere.

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<v Speaker 1>And we like Koa because they have a store and

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<v Speaker 1>a shower and a playground and mini golf and they

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<v Speaker 1>rent bikes and they sell wood and they do hay rides.

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<v Speaker 1>And so we went to the Koa not because we

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<v Speaker 1>wanted to visit Jordan, but because we wanted to be

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<v Speaker 1>close by. So also, there's a lot of fun activities

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<v Speaker 1>in Jordan I think you guys would enjoy. And the

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<v Speaker 1>Renaissance Festival this is five minutes away. Also, may I

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<v Speaker 1>please have a staff writer sticker? Thanks a lot, absolutely so,

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<v Speaker 1>I will take a picture of this and send it

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<v Speaker 1>to to you. Aubrey Secretary Brie will take care of

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<v Speaker 1>that one. If you ever write in and you've never

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<v Speaker 1>written in before and we read your email on the

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<v Speaker 1>Minnesota Goodbye, we will send you a staff writer sticker.

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<v Speaker 1>So send those into Ryan Show at KWB dot com.

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<v Speaker 1>What else is there to do in Jordan? There's the

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<v Speaker 1>Minnesota's largest candy store.

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<v Speaker 2>Yes, there's one of my favorite apple orchards is around there.

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<v Speaker 2>Yeah yeah, yeah, Ferguson's or whatever I think. So, yeah,

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<v Speaker 2>Severs is in that vicinity or technically.

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<v Speaker 1>Probably not in Jordan, but it's very close by.

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<v Speaker 2>Yeah, yeah, but that's all I know of, And I

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<v Speaker 2>also know that in the fall it's absolutely beautiful to

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<v Speaker 2>drive just down that main highway around Jordan, just because

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<v Speaker 2>the trees are so gorgeous on there, and it's actually

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<v Speaker 2>like lined, like the trees are just lined along the highway.

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<v Speaker 2>So I haven't frequented there very often.

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<v Speaker 1>Though, if you're looking for a really scenic drive, there's

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<v Speaker 1>like a designated scenic byway between Carver and Henderson and

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<v Speaker 1>it's on the other side of the river. So when

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<v Speaker 1>you drive down one sixty nine, you're on the four

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<v Speaker 1>lane freeway, but on the other side of the river

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<v Speaker 1>is the scenic byway and it really is beautiful. It's twisty, turney,

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<v Speaker 1>it's two lanes, So if you're won a nice drive,

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<v Speaker 1>try that way.

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<v Speaker 3>I always take a scenic byway if I have an option.

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<v Speaker 1>Yeah you should. Yeah. Hello Katie wb Crue Ranger Jessica

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<v Speaker 1>here with some fun facts about science. This is my

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<v Speaker 1>first attempt since Dave gave me the green light and

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<v Speaker 1>trying to tie in science back to relevant things that

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<v Speaker 1>happened in the show and podcast. I think science literacy

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<v Speaker 1>is important, so I hope people will learn in a

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<v Speaker 1>fun and easy way about the awesome world we live in.

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<v Speaker 1>I'm thinking this could be the did you Know of

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<v Speaker 1>the Day? Official name pending, and nobody will maybe nobody

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<v Speaker 1>will like it, and might this be the only one?

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<v Speaker 1>Here goes nothing? Now she sends an audio clip. I

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<v Speaker 1>will tell you the truth. I was not prepared for

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<v Speaker 1>an audio clip, but I think I can make this happen.

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<v Speaker 1>You got a minute.

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<v Speaker 2>Yeah, the button's got to be pushed.

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<v Speaker 1>You got to push the buttons. And then I think,

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<v Speaker 1>here we go, and let's see whether I can play

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<v Speaker 1>this audio clip. I think I should be able to. Okay,

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<v Speaker 1>hold on one second, Tapa Tapa Tapa, Here we go.

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<v Speaker 4>It's Rain and Drew Jessica, And this is my first

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<v Speaker 4>attempt at the did you Know of the Day? Please

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<v Speaker 4>Bailey make me a theme song. I'm trying to tie

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<v Speaker 4>this back to the show. I was gone on vacation

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<v Speaker 4>last week, so this is a little bit older. But

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<v Speaker 4>I'm tying our science fact of the Day back to

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<v Speaker 4>the emailer who is talking about her baby gender and

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<v Speaker 4>gender disappointment. And I wanted to talk about gender and

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<v Speaker 4>sex determination animals, so human gender Actually the more boys

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<v Speaker 4>fourth to be a boy, sorry, it will probably be

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<v Speaker 4>a girl statistically, but still go for it. But turtle

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<v Speaker 4>genders are actually dependent on temperature. This is called TSD,

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<v Speaker 4>or temperature dependent sex determination. So cooler nest temperatures for

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<v Speaker 4>turtles will lead to more males, and warmer temperatures will

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<v Speaker 4>produce more female turtles. And then another species that does

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<v Speaker 4>cool things with gender and sex throughout their lives are

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<v Speaker 4>lots of fish. So many fish can change back and

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<v Speaker 4>forth between male and female throughout their life, depending on

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<v Speaker 4>if a breeding female dies. There's all sorts of cool

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<v Speaker 4>things that fish can do when it comes to sex.

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<v Speaker 4>So that is our digital of the day. You got

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<v Speaker 4>quite a few in there, and let me know if

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<v Speaker 4>I have the green light to do another one, and

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<v Speaker 4>I'll get thinking range out.

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<v Speaker 1>Well, sure absolutely I would. I would keep it under

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<v Speaker 1>a minute, okay, So that would that help? Because you know,

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<v Speaker 1>brevity is the soul of entertainment so under a minute.

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<v Speaker 1>And also all the fish sex talk has made me horny. Yeah,

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<v Speaker 1>think about a couple of northerns just getting it on,

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<v Speaker 1>you know what I mean, slithering slithering, all that slippery,

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<v Speaker 1>slippy sex. Thank you what it's kind of hot? Okay,

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<v Speaker 1>thank you, Ranger Jessica. Next one subject line white Lotus.

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<v Speaker 1>I am late in attendance to watching the show. I

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<v Speaker 1>just started episode one, season one a couple of days ago.

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<v Speaker 1>Anybody else had a hard time paying attention? Like, it

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<v Speaker 1>hasn't grasped my attention yet. Is it a slow burn?

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<v Speaker 1>Will it pick up eventually? Normally when I watch a show,

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<v Speaker 1>I can't wait to watch the next episode, and I'm

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<v Speaker 1>not feeling that yet. Any thoughts or suggestions? Thank you,

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<v Speaker 1>bunches from Catherine. The first one was the one at

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<v Speaker 1>the hotel in Hawaii. In Hawaii, and it starts off

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<v Speaker 1>with one of these people died and they're like putting

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<v Speaker 1>a coffin on an airplane and you don't know who

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<v Speaker 1>it is. I liked every one of them, but I

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<v Speaker 1>would say this's a little bit of a slow burn.

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<v Speaker 1>Here's my rule, though, If it's not turning you on

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<v Speaker 1>then don't watch it. You know. That's what happened with

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<v Speaker 1>The Silo. I really gave it a good shot to

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<v Speaker 1>watch the Silo. Same thing with Dexter, just never really

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<v Speaker 1>got my attention.

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<v Speaker 2>I in the episodes are kind of long, but there's

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<v Speaker 2>not that many episodes in each season. However, I did

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<v Speaker 2>really like season two of The White Lotus. I thought

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<v Speaker 2>that that one was great. This last season I was

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<v Speaker 2>kind of about I think shows just kind of start

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<v Speaker 2>to fall off eventually. That's how I feel about You.

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<v Speaker 2>The first three seasons were great, last season was, and

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<v Speaker 2>now this season I'm really not paying much attention to it.

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<v Speaker 1>Im in episode six and it's getting hard to follow

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<v Speaker 1>and a little bit come on no way. But one

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<v Speaker 1>thing I noticed about the Bronte character in You the

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<v Speaker 1>current season. And I don't know if it's her or

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<v Speaker 1>the director is telling her to act this way, but

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<v Speaker 1>she pauses so much in every sentence that she says.

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<v Speaker 1>It's like she's trying to.

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<v Speaker 2>God, I'm so mad you brought this up, because now

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<v Speaker 2>that's all I'm going to see. I watched this season

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<v Speaker 2>because I plan on still watching it like this weekend.

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<v Speaker 1>Yeah, And I've noticed that from the beginning. She has

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<v Speaker 1>this style of unrealistically pausing all the time and great

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<v Speaker 1>impression and I don't know if she thinks that's a

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<v Speaker 1>great way to act, but it's so conspicuous, and I'm

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<v Speaker 1>gonna guess maybe the director said, hey, we need you

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<v Speaker 1>to appear very thoughtful, so you need to put some

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<v Speaker 1>positive the stammers in there here and there.

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<v Speaker 3>So it seems like it's real.

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<v Speaker 1>Yeah, right, but it's really fucking annoying. The other day,

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<v Speaker 1>I think it might have been yesterday, somebody said, hey,

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<v Speaker 1>I need bachelorette party theme ideas. Yes, so Jillian writes

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<v Speaker 1>in she said, theme idea for the ladies going to

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<v Speaker 1>Charlotte or Charleston. For mine. Two years ago, we did

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<v Speaker 1>a nineties theme. My friends barely had to buy anything,

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<v Speaker 1>and if they did, they wore it again because clearly

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<v Speaker 1>what we wore in the nineties is back in style,

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<v Speaker 1>which already makes me feel old and I'm only thirty six.

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<v Speaker 1>One question for the group summer plans. Any big events

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<v Speaker 1>in the cities that you plan to go to? Okay,

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<v Speaker 1>bye from Jillian. Summer events and the State Fair is

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<v Speaker 1>a given. It's only a matter of days until people

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<v Speaker 1>on TV start going. You know, it's only ninety three

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<v Speaker 1>days until the Minnesota State Fair, which I always hate

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<v Speaker 1>that because I love the State Fair, but I don't

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<v Speaker 1>want to be reminded of that. I don't really have

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<v Speaker 1>we get the new RV, so we plan to get

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<v Speaker 1>out as much as possible in the RV. Jenny, any

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<v Speaker 1>big summer plans, not in the.

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<v Speaker 2>Twin Cities, and they asked specifically in the Twin Cities.

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<v Speaker 2>I am going to Iceland this summer with my sister,

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<v Speaker 2>so I'm really looking forward to that. And then I mean,

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<v Speaker 2>I've got like bachelor att parties, weddings, all that good

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<v Speaker 2>stuff that comes along with summertime. And then one thing

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<v Speaker 2>that someone actually recommended to me from a listener of

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<v Speaker 2>the show. The Apostle Islands does like a rollerblading in

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<v Speaker 2>marathon one weekend in June, and this girl said that

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<v Speaker 2>she was going to go to it. So it's a

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<v Speaker 2>full marathon but on rollerblades, okay.

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<v Speaker 1>So like off the coast of like it's going to

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<v Speaker 2>Yeah, and so I was looking into it. I can't

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<v Speaker 2>do a full marathon rollerblades. I don't think I'm that good.

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<v Speaker 2>But there's a shorter course that's maybe eight miles I

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<v Speaker 2>think you can do. So I'm maybe gonna go up

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<v Speaker 2>to that area and do that for that weekend in

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<v Speaker 2>June because I just feel like that's fun and I

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<v Speaker 2>like to roller blade.

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<v Speaker 1>That's so cool. I like to rollerblade too, but I'm

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<v Speaker 1>I didn't do it this year at US Bank Stadium

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<v Speaker 1>where they open it up on Tuesday nights in the

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<v Speaker 1>winter for you to roll around. But I was always

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<v Speaker 1>very slow people zooming past me. I just I mean,

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<v Speaker 1>I wish I could roller blade because it really is fun,

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<v Speaker 1>but I don't know how to stop safely, and I'm

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<v Speaker 1>just a little bit unsteady. Yeah, but I know people

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<v Speaker 1>who are like my age that do rollerblade marathons.

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<v Speaker 2>Yeah, I mean that's yeah, that's what's happened in that weekend.

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<v Speaker 3>Well, I always have my staples. Every summer, I do

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<v Speaker 3>all a bunch of Pride events. So there's like the

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<v Speaker 3>big Minneapolis one, and then there's a bunch of tiny

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<v Speaker 3>little ones too that I go to, and then it's

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<v Speaker 3>in August. It's like the Fringe festival is on one

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<v Speaker 3>half and then the fair is on the other half.

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<v Speaker 3>And so I feel like I do the same things

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<v Speaker 3>every single summer, but I like doing all of them.

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<v Speaker 1>So your mom have a bench at the State Fair.

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<v Speaker 3>She does have a bench, It says mama.

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<v Speaker 1>It says just mama, Just mama, because.

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<v Speaker 3>She wants any mom to be able to sit down

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<v Speaker 3>and take their picture so and have a moment.

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<v Speaker 1>You guys should give me a bench of the State Fair.

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<v Speaker 2>No, they're not available anymore, right, I don't think they are.

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<v Speaker 2>They're like kind of impossible to come by. Now someone's

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<v Speaker 3>But my mom got it because she said, I mean,

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<v Speaker 3>my mom's from Ohio, so we're also going to Ohio

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<v Speaker 3>this summer. But she's like, I don't have a grave

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<v Speaker 3>site in Ohio. I don't have a grave site here.

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<v Speaker 3>So I just want to buy a bench, and that's

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<v Speaker 3>where people can go to remember me when I die.

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<v Speaker 1>What are you gonna do with your mom when she dies?

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<v Speaker 1>Put her at the fair, you know, sprinkle her around

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<v Speaker 1>at the fair, her at the fair.

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<v Speaker 3>That's where she wants to be.

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<v Speaker 1>Does she really want to be sprinkled at.

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<v Speaker 3>The I think I think she would like I know

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<v Speaker 3>she wants to be cremated, but I'm going to end

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<v Speaker 3>up putting her in a bunch of places. Probably I'll

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<v Speaker 3>take her to Ohio sprinkler there, take her to the

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<v Speaker 3>fair sprinkler there.

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<v Speaker 1>I want to be in by Okay, Well, if you

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<v Speaker 1>don't take me, I know she wants going to be

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<v Speaker 1>for Brady's. But if you guys are, by whatever chance

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<v Speaker 1>in the world, responsible for sprinkling me, don't put me

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<v Speaker 1>in different places. Don't want to be in a whole

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<v Speaker 1>place where you want to be. I don't know.

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<v Speaker 2>Yeah, would you prefer Colorado just because it's probably?

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<v Speaker 1>Yeah? I mean, people are like, I want to be

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<v Speaker 1>part of me here, part of me here, part of

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<v Speaker 1>me here. Now, I want to be whole. You know, well,

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<v Speaker 1>I'm not even sure I want to be cremated. They

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<v Speaker 1>used to scare me when I was a kid in

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<v Speaker 1>and that was the first time I learned about cremation,

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<v Speaker 1>and I'm like, oh my god, they burn you. That's

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<v Speaker 1>gotta hurt. And it's like, well, you're going to be dead.

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<v Speaker 2>Yeah, I know, but a fear in my mind that

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<v Speaker 2>I've never thought about, Like, but what if you do

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<v Speaker 2>feel it?

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<v Speaker 3>You won't You're.

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<v Speaker 2>Dead, I know, but what if what if you did it?

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<v Speaker 2>You don't know what it feels.

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<v Speaker 3>Like to be owner?

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<v Speaker 1>Jenny.

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<v Speaker 3>Yes, okay. So then by the time you get cremated,

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<v Speaker 3>most of your organs are going to be gone anyway,

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<v Speaker 3>so you're going.

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<v Speaker 2>To be like, really doing you made me? I don't

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<v Speaker 2>want to rode away in the ground.

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<v Speaker 1>They rejected your liver, Jenny. They said, I'm sorry they

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<v Speaker 1>cannot take your liver, but.

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<v Speaker 2>I've been doing so much rehab on it lately.

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<v Speaker 3>Is that already? Ye?

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<v Speaker 1>Okay, So I can't find the email right now. But

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<v Speaker 1>here's the one that I was talking about that gets

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<v Speaker 1>a little bit spicy. It was a woman who wrote

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<v Speaker 1>in and said her husband masturbates two to three times

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<v Speaker 1>a day. Is that too much? Seems like a lot.

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<v Speaker 1>It seems like a lot. And she's like, not only

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<v Speaker 1>is he not you know, they still have sex, but

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<v Speaker 1>he is doing his thing two to three times a day.

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<v Speaker 1>And I didn't get how old they were, but I'm

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<v Speaker 1>going to guess probably newly married enough that she's like,

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<v Speaker 1>what is this what is this all about? So let

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<v Speaker 1>me know whether that is too many times? Jenny, If

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<v Speaker 1>you had a partner that was masturbating two to three

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<v Speaker 1>times a day, would you be like what? What do you? Why?

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<v Speaker 4>What?

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<v Speaker 2>I mean? It would depend on if, like I for

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<v Speaker 2>some reason didn't want to have sex with them for

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<v Speaker 2>like six months at a time, then like I feel

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<v Speaker 2>like I couldn't be super judgy of that. But if

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<v Speaker 2>we were still having a pretty regular sex life, then

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<v Speaker 2>I probably would get judgy beat just because, like anything,

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<v Speaker 2>over stimulation doesn't become as enjoyable when you're doing it

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<v Speaker 2>all the time. I should know. I masturbate all the

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<v Speaker 2>fucking time, all the fucking time I could, but you

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<v Speaker 2>know I am single now, so you could a little

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<v Speaker 2>bit more frequently than I used to.

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<v Speaker 1>Uh huh Okay, well yeah, I would say, Now I

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<v Speaker 1>know where you were between eight fifteen and eight thirty

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<v Speaker 1>this morning. Do it at work? Thank god? All right,

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<v Speaker 1>that is it for the Minnesota Goodbye. Any thoughts on

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<v Speaker 1>that one send an email to ryanshow at katwb dot com.

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<v Speaker 1>As you can tell, we'll talk about anything on the

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<v Speaker 1>Minnesota Goodbye, And it's always fun to get your emails

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<v Speaker 1>so send those in ryanshow at katiwb dot com.