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Speaker 1: The Johnson's Wax Program with Silver McGhee and Molly The

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makers of Johnson's Wax Products for Home and Industry present

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Silver McGee and Malley with Bill Thompson, Gail Gordon, if

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A Q.

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Speaker 2: Bryan and The Hollow Wilcox.

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Speaker 1: The script is by Don Quinn and Bill Leslie. Music

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by The Kingsman and Billy Mills Orchestra. You know, it's

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a beautiful sight to sit in a room and see

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the red and green lights of a Christmas tree reflected

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softly in the luster of well polished furniture. It makes

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the room warmer and richer somehow allow your furniture will

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have the kind of luster that reflects the holiday lights

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if you polish it with Johnson's cream wax. You just

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rub on little cream wax, let it dry a second

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or two, and then polish lightly. The surface will actually glow.

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Dust and dirt won't stick to your furniture or light

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colored woodwork, for there's not one single drop of oil

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in Johnson's cream wax. Once polished. All it's necessary to

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keep that wonderful glow is an occasional light dusting. Clean

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and polish your furniture in one easy operation with Johnson's

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cream wax.

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Speaker 2: Then sit back and.

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Speaker 1: Look at the warm reflection of those Christmas tree lights

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in every shining surface. Use Johnson's cream wax to bring

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out the beauty of the home.

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Speaker 3: Look on the back time, child, up the night sight,

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bring out the dudi of all.

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Speaker 1: One reason things always look brighter in the morning than

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they did the night before is that it isn't so

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dark in the daytime. But a little tough luck that

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mister McGee of seventy nine whiskerl Vista had last night

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was not helped a bit by eight hours sleep. Listen

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to himself this morning as we join.

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Speaker 2: Fiver McGee in my wage. No more breakfast for me too,

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I gotta get going, not even.

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Speaker 4: Another cup of coffee. No, why you haven't had fewer

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than three cups of coffee for breakfast since the big.

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Speaker 5: Tap ran for presidents.

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Speaker 2: I can't help with snookie. I got to backpack myself

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to the ox cart and look for my key ring.

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I lost it on my way home last night.

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Speaker 5: Why didn't you start and look for it then?

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Speaker 2: Because it was blacker than the inside of a buffalo.

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The moon was behind clouds, the street lights were behind

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telephone poles, and I was behind two dollars and forty

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cents playing snooker, and I wanted to get home.

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Speaker 4: Your key ring, why McGee, The keys to the hall

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closet was on your key ring. And all our Christmas

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presents are lost in the hall clott.

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Speaker 2: I know it. But don't you worry. Now I'll find them.

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I'll just walk back the way I came down Oak

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Street over to fourteen.

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Speaker 5: Have you looked out the window this morning?

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Speaker 2: No? No, you know I can't stand the side of

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daylight last by that in my coffee.

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Speaker 5: Yes, I know.

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Speaker 4: I sent Maxwell house to Christmas card in Cara Burns

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and Allen good. But take a peek out the window,

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sweet heart.

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Speaker 2: I haven't got time. Maybe I got to look for

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my key ring. So, oh my gosh, snow.

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Speaker 5: Three feet of it. It just stops snowing a little

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while ago. Isn't it beautiful?

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Speaker 2: Beautiful with my key ring, with the key to the

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hall closet, with all our Christmas presents locked in it,

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buried under it. Why it's horrible. Well, I gotta get

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going anyway, Dad Brad, where's my overcoat? Where's my miff?

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See if you can find my overshoes.

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Speaker 5: What we want to do. Your key ring is under

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three feet of snow.

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Speaker 2: I'll find it. If it's under forty four feet of

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French cried proud lace, I'll shovel a sidewalk clean clear

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down to the Elks Club, or clear clean down to

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the Elks Club, as the case may be. Now I'll

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find the Dad and pottle Clucks, Boggy Win the weather man,

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and if it is kiddo, you'd better leave the room.

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I could have. I got a few choice remarks to make.

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Speaker 5: That now now now the weather man can't help it.

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Speaker 2: If it's known, he can predict it, candy, so people

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will be prepared and not be losing their key rings

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the night before.

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Speaker 5: Good darling, he did predict well.

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Speaker 2: Who believes him?

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Speaker 1: My gosh, if fire with thought of tell.

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Speaker 6: Me in.

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Speaker 5: See is this wining fulk fly feeding now three feet?

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Speaker 7: Well, I bet you would be up to my hips

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on you, I bet.

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Speaker 2: You, Oh boy?

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Speaker 5: Can I skip them?

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Speaker 2: Half?

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Speaker 5: Fun now?

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Speaker 2: The lever ah fun?

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Speaker 5: Well, Genie, it's nice to see you an.

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Speaker 2: In my sweater with him only thanks. Now where's my mutherwerer? Geez?

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Speaker 7: So mister McGee likes now Miss McGee. Don't you mister mcgeehoo,

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don't you.

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Speaker 2: Look sis? Snow is beautiful In a photograph of Mount

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Whitney taking from forty five miles away. It's beautiful to

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a grizzly bear that's been high bernion for the winter

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in a cage. Some but I you're putting down your

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neck and up your sleeve. You can have it. Where's

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my overshoes?

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Speaker 7: Hey, mister McGee's you don't past my house? Come on

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in because we get the fire for you, the kids

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and me. You know, Johnny and Kenny and Buddy and

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Raddy are practicing at Christmas carow.

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Speaker 2: Look te some other time. I'd love to stand around

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in my overshoes and hear the exciting news about you

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and Kenny and Raddy and all their mother money and Kenny. Yeah,

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but I gotta work, so if you'll excuse me, I

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gotta go shovel some snow.

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Speaker 7: Oh my daddy can't shovel snow. And he's got his

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time and a cast. He cut himself shaving.

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Speaker 2: He cut himself shaving and got his arm in a cast.

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Speaker 7: Yes, he said he was eating popcorn at the time

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and the bag fell down all his tide.

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Speaker 2: Now wait a minute, sis, he was eating corn at

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the time, but he said.

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Speaker 7: It wouldn't happen again in a million years because he

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don't care.

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Speaker 5: I don't think she's a dog.

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Speaker 8: He is.

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Speaker 7: He can make friends with it raina shine.

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Speaker 2: What that got?

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Speaker 5: Well, stop at my house.

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Speaker 7: If you can miss China. You like the surprise with

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goat Toyo? It still on mis me like.

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Speaker 2: I walked kind of upside of kid. It's because I

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think I just had my leg bull well here I

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wrote this.

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Speaker 4: I think you were a little rude seem gee my

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goodness now is just what children love at Christmas time.

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Speaker 5: And she was so happy at having this surprise.

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Speaker 2: Fun surprise my clavicle. Hearing her and the mother kids

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send Christmas carols is about as much of a surprise

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as waking up on New Year's Day to find out

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it's January. I don't let me see if I forgot anything.

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Speaker 5: Well, I don't think so.

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Speaker 4: You have your overshoes, three sweaters, overcoat, knittens. You're half

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with the earmuf huh, you're half with the ear mos.

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Speaker 2: I can't hear you hear ma, Wait a minute, I

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can't hear anything with these Dad ratted earmufs on. What

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did you say?

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Speaker 5: I'm merely shat Oh clang clang clang.

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Speaker 2: I never saw at the pail. The minute I got busier,

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I want to go someplace that dad rat at doorbell

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starts ringing like there was a fire on the waterfront.

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Speaker 5: Come in, sidness, doctor gambled with snow Andy's eyebrows. Come

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on in out of the cold.

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Speaker 2: Doctor, Thank you, my dear.

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Speaker 6: And what are you all bundled up for a wet wash?

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You look like a sail going somewhere to rub it.

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Speaker 2: You hate to see me dressed up warm? Hey Greedy,

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need a few Numlia cases to pay off your Christmas bills?

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Speaker 6: Hey Lumpy, when I start taking patients in advance, they'll

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have better credit ratings than yours. And I would like

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to add it as a judge of character, you will

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never be re elected.

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Speaker 4: Well, to answer your question, after he's going out to

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look for his key rings, he lost it somewhere between

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here and the US Club last night.

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Speaker 2: A splendid project.

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Speaker 6: Do all that work just to recover a dime store

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key ring with six keys, three of them unidentified, A

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battle opener, a lucky rabbit's foot which doesn't seem to

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have done him any good, and an identification tag which says,

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please return to Phil McGee's seventy nine wistful Dista no reward, however,

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good luck with it, lemonhead hol on, my dear, that

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big old thought of the little black bag wouldn't be

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so quickly if he knew.

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Speaker 2: That key ring held the key of the hall plosit

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and all our presents were in there, including the one

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we're given him. Hey, I better get going. I gotta

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find that.

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Speaker 4: Say, come, we just get a locksmith to open the door. Fornes,

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no door closed, holidays, take the hinges off the door.

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Speaker 2: I thought of that with our hot closet. It's too dangerous.

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You gotta have the key. It's gotta be so you

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can twist the key, turn the knob and leap back. Well,

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here I go, kidd into.

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Speaker 9: The wild right yonder, my dear, tell him with the

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orchestra and bunch of the toys, the st.

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Speaker 5: Boys.

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Speaker 2: This is now everde I won't see how anything so

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light could get so heavy so fast. I gotta find

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those dad reddit teas pretty quick. It'll soon be done.

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Speaker 5: McGee. I brought you another therm. That's a hot coffee.

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How are you getting along, dearie.

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Speaker 2: I've been shoveling this dad Rettit stuff all day and

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I can still see our house. Give me the coffee,

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will you careful?

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Speaker 5: Now? It's pretty hot.

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Speaker 2: As cold as I am, I can't even tell if

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it's scaldy. Boy, I could go for a hot buttered

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root beer right now.

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Speaker 5: Oh less McGee? Look who's coming? The weatherman?

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Speaker 2: Yeah? Walking around floating?

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Speaker 4: Is he?

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Speaker 2: If this is his idea of a Hello, mister Williams, Hie, foggy.

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Speaker 1: Well, mister and missus McGee, I'm glad to see you

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have a cigar, mister McGee, a cigar? Why?

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Speaker 2: Thanks, Foggy? Is it celebrating something that you.

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Speaker 5: Guess you don't mean? Why, mister Williams, have you and

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missus Williams?

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Speaker 1: No, no, Missus Williams has nothing to do with this.

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This is my own snowstorm. I predicted it all by myself.

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Speaker 5: Predicting weather must be fascinating. Where's mister Williams?

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Speaker 1: No, thank you?

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Speaker 5: I don't smoke for that.

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Speaker 2: Oh excuse me.

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Speaker 1: Yes, I had rather an interesting time out west last summer, experimenting.

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Speaker 5: With making weather.

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Speaker 2: Look you can un make it, boy, you and me

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have got a deal cooking.

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Speaker 4: What did you do, mister Williams, move in with an

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avahole so you can pip up Indian summers.

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Speaker 1: No, no, I rented a plane, took it up eight

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thousand feet over a dusty ranch and dropped fifty pounds

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of ice into a cloud. Then I landed to see

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what had happened.

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Speaker 2: And what had happened? I had killed a cow.

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Speaker 5: Heavenly days, How unfortunate.

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Speaker 2: Oh it really was.

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Speaker 1: The rancher was standing there and he said, if the

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ice had landed three feet to the left, it would

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have killed his son in law. What was so unfortunate

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about that? Well, the son in law was a worthless lad,

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but the cow was valued at six hundred dollars. Well,

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I must get down to the office. My assistant is

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watching the instruments down there, and he just called to

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report a rise in temperature and a warm front. Oh,

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just what does that mean, mister william It means he

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should turn around and stand with his back to the

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fire for a while. Well, Merry Christmas to both of you.

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Speaker 5: Thank you, mister Williams.

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Speaker 2: Back to work, cousins, trouble like you were getting paid

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by the r.

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Speaker 5: Oh, what is it?

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Speaker 2: Nie?

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Speaker 5: Did you find the kiv?

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Speaker 2: I don't know there's something here. All I posed to

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the sidewalk way, I chip it loose? What was That's

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all my overshoe dog and I'm getting tired of this.

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Don't let me carry keys anymore. Money. I can't be trusted.

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Speaker 5: Oh no, we've tried it that way too.

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Speaker 4: Remember you came home without your front door key the

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night I was out playing bridge. Yeah, you broke the

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big window, knocked.

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Speaker 5: Over the floor lamp. But you're putting the goldfish bowl,

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grabbed the drips to keep from palling.

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Speaker 4: Tell anyhow, hit the end table, rolled in the hall

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and found the front door unknocked the way I left

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it for him.

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Speaker 2: Yeah, but I was only trying to wear money. I

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pull up with no bacons to down Hi jor Oh boy,

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what I'll say you?

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Speaker 1: This is? This really feels like Christmas.

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Speaker 2: I love I.

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Speaker 1: Hey, wait a minute, I ask you a little lost power.

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Your house is down the street there, I know that,

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Junior relaxed.

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Speaker 2: I lost my keying last night coming home from the ouse.

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It snowed all over it. So I'm looking forth with

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the snow snow.

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Speaker 5: Oh I see any.

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Speaker 2: Print of question.

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Speaker 1: What one more question? Why didn't you clean off your

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own sidewalk? Yours is the only house on the block

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with snow in front of it.

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Speaker 2: I looked on our sidewalk last night and the keys

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are not there. There's no use shoveling to a lot

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of snow that I know my keys are and Ringly

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isn't under there's funny between here and the outs that

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I don't know whether.

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Speaker 5: You know. He's only very efficient, Miss Well.

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Speaker 1: I'd like to pay to help your power, but I'm

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visiting us walking out. I'm getting that old Christmas spirit today.

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Speaker 2: See, I love this time of year.

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Speaker 4: Well me to mister Wilcox. Everybody's sending cars and buying presents.

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Speaker 2: Locking them in hall closets, Christmas.

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Speaker 5: Treets, led up reads and all the windows snoll keys.

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Speaker 1: Ah, you know what I mean. Christmas and New Year's

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Day are real Johnson's wax Holidays to.

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Speaker 4: You, mister Wilcox. Door Columbus Day, Easter and the Annual

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Convention of the Daughters of Notary Public the Western Florida.

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Speaker 2: Also Navy Day in the Kucky Derby.

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Speaker 1: No, no, I mean there were the kids home from school,

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relatives and friends dropping in the house. The spirit of

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hospitality is really at its peak at this time of

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the year. There's a hand class but the door, smile

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on the face and a glistening, gleaming welcome from even

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the floors in front of youre Oh, you know what

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I mean.

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Speaker 5: Well, if we don't, we waited a good thirteen years.

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Speaker 2: Look look waxy, Yes, Pal, go cring to your Chris

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someplace else. Yes, I got work, c I may have

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to shovel my way clean to the oaks. I got

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no time to stand here and buy the shop with you.

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I give you two parting words, I don't go home

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no merry Christmas.

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Speaker 8: Well, thank you pal, and the same to both are.

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Speaker 5: Too badly you don't have another shovel er. I can

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help you out a little.

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Speaker 2: Well, no, you can just use this one a while.

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To you, it's a nice light shovel.

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Speaker 4: I mean, I know you wouldn't want the neighbors to

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see your wife doing manually if you like that right

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out on the street, of course.

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Speaker 2: I like Christmas Is or theirs. I'd like to know

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if my wife wants to help me out when she

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sees I'm breaking my back trying to give us a

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nice cut o o o oh here comes that kid

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down the street again. Oh teene, Yeah, I better get busy.

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She'll start giving me that pitchure about Kenny and Radby

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and Buddy and the.

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Speaker 4: Kay ask McGee, alright, I'm very busy right now, teenie, teenie,

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you're having fun.

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Speaker 7: Me and Kenny and Buddy and Ready and Kelly have

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been practicing at Christmas.

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Speaker 5: Caw and mister McGee, what.

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Speaker 7: You want this is if I didn't know, my house

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is a right down there, and if you're just stopping awa,

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we got a surprise for your vet.

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Speaker 2: I'm in no mood for surprises now, best surprise you

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can give me right now?

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Speaker 7: I was going home, yeah, geen, mister, don't you like

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little children?

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Speaker 2: Certainly? I like little children. Don't you like old men?

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Speaker 9: Yeah?

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Speaker 7: Well okay, then so on, Chris McGee speak kids, not.

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Speaker 2: Chaddy iron kids. My back shoveling snow.

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Speaker 5: I want to let the children sing for you. I

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get it over with me. Do you want to sit

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down rest a while? Anyhow?

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Speaker 2: You know why I don't let them sing for me? Molly,

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my guysh when I hear a bunch of grubby little

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kids like that seeing Christmas Carol's all off key with

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their smeary little pusses lit up like an Easter sunrise.

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I get all mushy and start forgiving everybody for everything

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they've ever done to me. It's very embarrassing because sometimes

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I can't even remember what I was sore at him about.

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He was, I gotta particular your.

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Speaker 4: Bell, single ball, single old Their kids given me daisy,

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old time, my old timer?

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Speaker 2: What brings you out in this kind of weather? A

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flexible fire, Johnny?

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Speaker 5: What do you think I'm from?

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Speaker 2: Behind me?

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Speaker 5: A bowldot hurt Mike? Goodness, this land, isn't it awfully

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cold for you? Mister old timer? Not of a keep

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moving daughter me and sell the other kids.

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Speaker 9: Younger crowd going out to Stuben's Hill to do some

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stomach busters.

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Speaker 2: I know, buckle bruisers. Yeah, why come along, Johnny.

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Speaker 6: I'll share them a slide with you.

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Speaker 2: I'll use it going down and you.

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Speaker 5: Can use it coming up.

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Speaker 10: Just fifty.

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Speaker 2: I got work to do.

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Speaker 5: Yes, he's going to shovel snow all the way down

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to the Elks Club. It looks like is that so?

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Speaker 1: Well?

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Speaker 2: Different people like different things me.

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Speaker 1: I like Coaston.

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Speaker 2: I'm gonna try to bust my own record for the

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bob slid.

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Speaker 5: R at Dugan's Hill. Your own record set him last year.

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Da went down at run in thirteen second. Well that's

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half of mine thirteen seconds.

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Speaker 2: Yep, may take a little longer with a sled, of course,

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away for me. I can't see it.

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Speaker 5: Come on, Derry, let's go home. You're worn out. Was

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too dark to see anymore anyhow.

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Speaker 2: I just go what to break? All our Christmas presents?

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Lots in the hall closet and no key? How do

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I get into these messages anyhow? Oh?

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Speaker 5: I don't know, but you're doing so easily, dearie. Come on,

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let's go home.

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Speaker 2: Okay, I'm more. I'm beat like the seat of a

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jockey's pants. I'm as bushed as the left hand smith brother.

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Speaker 1: And now.

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Speaker 5: I'm sorry you not let me carry mister william.

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Speaker 2: Snowshovel snow bris My gosh, what kind of a cheap

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snowscoop is that? Anyhow? Can't even find a ring of

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keys with a cheap thing? Oh? Who's that crossing.

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Speaker 5: The street, Wayne McKee? I believe it's mister Wimple. I hello,

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mister Wimple.

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Speaker 2: Hell all it's good to see you again, wim.

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Speaker 5: Yes, are you looking forward to a nice Christmas? Mister Wimple?

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Speaker 10: Oh yes, I had a wonderful time last night too,

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missus McGee's sweete face that's my big old wife, sweetie face,

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helped out of the kindergarten Christmas party and I went along.

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Speaker 2: Oh it sounds big time all right.

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Speaker 10: Yes, she got all dressed up at Santy Claus and

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came down the big, big chimney city Kitty, She isn't

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that down?

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Speaker 5: Yes, somebody lit the.

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Speaker 10: Most beautiful fire in the fire blade.

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Speaker 2: Just as she was halfway down.

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Speaker 10: Did she get hot about that?

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Speaker 2: Build a fire while she was in chimney? Gee? What happened?

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Speaker 10: Whim Oh?

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Speaker 2: The kitties loved it, they did.

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Speaker 10: They've never seen a static clause with a pack of

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toys come through the side of a chimney before.

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Speaker 1: Bricks all over the place.

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Speaker 5: Well, i'll leave you here. You're home, Mary Kitstmas.

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Speaker 2: May I never sing about seeing wimp with all the

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grief that poor guy, as I forget moan troubles. What

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was I worrying about? Oh yeah, my key ring and

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all the keys? What are these kids doing on our

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front porch? Don't you know?

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Speaker 5: You'll catch cold out here, McGee. Don't be crossed with

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the children. It's almost Christmas eve.

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Speaker 2: Oh jee wiz, can't they take a hint? They'll have

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to come in the house now. Can't have him catch

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cold out here. You can't see.

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Speaker 7: I told you he would.

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Speaker 5: Money and children.

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Speaker 2: Yeah, close the door.

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Speaker 7: Money and John, close the door. You wouldn't come to

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my house, mister McGee. So I brought Kenny and Buddy

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and Kenny and Ready over here with the surprise.

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Speaker 2: Yeah, yeah, yeah, sure, surprise. Okay, get it over with,

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singing well.

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Speaker 7: Kenny and Ready and Buddy and Jimmy nilis back to

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sing a Christmas carols last night and right in front

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of our house, we found these keys.

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Speaker 2: Okay, sing it many old key items keys.

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Speaker 7: Sure it says there we are McGhee.

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Speaker 5: And no reward on him. And you're the only bibel

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my geese.

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Speaker 2: And after me shove the snow all day longer, Oh teeny,

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why didn't you tell me you found my keys?

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Speaker 7: You didn't give me a chance, mischief all day on.

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Speaker 2: I try could tell you, Oh I see what you mean.

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Oh I'm sorry. I was such a melan at about it, sister.

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You know me I'm might have to be a little

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roucher than usual on Christmas time.

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Speaker 7: See why, mister McGee, most people are a lot my chairful,

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I bet you yeah, But I.

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Speaker 4: I can explain that teen. You see, he's very sentimental.

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He's got at the little toeppery goes all to pieces.

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Now you take a Christmas.

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Speaker 5: Carol for instance? Can you take a Christmas carol? Day?

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Speaker 2: Huh oh? I love him, but but I I don't

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want people to know it. They might take advantage of me.

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Go ahead, just sing me a carol. But don't anybody

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ask me to sign my life and turns over to

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him night afterwards, because I'll do it.

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Speaker 7: Okay, Come on, Mandy and Kenny and Johnny and Buddy,

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go on, stan it two s can it?

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Speaker 1: Three?

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Speaker 7: T was ninety like Christmas?

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Speaker 2: You know, j.

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Speaker 7: Matically you sing Natyvens, He's going.

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Speaker 1: You Me and k.

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Speaker 7: In hospice satness soon Eva.

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Speaker 8: Chose one says all long, Wow, there's as of sugarb

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slams in there week little mamairk and I like that.

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Speaker 2: And mydentity or went to the window I back at

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my home in the count.

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Speaker 5: Store over the same then not to my one thing.

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Speaker 8: I shot up him out of the slave and the finney.

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I didn't drive.

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Speaker 2: So mighty and thrick that I you I'm away that

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it must be taken.

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Speaker 5: Oh for both detectives.

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Speaker 2: But who tackles convert my because that's just like go

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in my head.

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Speaker 5: And was standing around but.

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Speaker 8: Down the chimneys came with a ball.

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Speaker 7: Is ain't have a drinker. He's you don't come me.

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He's he like roses. He's no like a chilling joe,

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little mouse's DNA like a bow. That being on his

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chin my face, I said, that's.

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Speaker 3: A stump bottle. He have fine in his teeth and

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smoke well and around that around his head.

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Speaker 2: He wants to tell me an.

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Speaker 8: I Johnny old Johnny old album that'll left, that'll left

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and left when it's I.

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Speaker 3: It's fine and my bunk.

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Speaker 5: He had not taste handled round.

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Speaker 3: And lay.

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Speaker 8: Like also a guy.

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Speaker 2: He gave me waking his eyes and the twins.

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Speaker 5: On his head and chuckle and smile. I knew of

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my head.

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Speaker 4: He spoke not a word, but went straight to his.

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Speaker 5: Work and film was stocking her and turned with a duck.

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Speaker 2: Had lagging on the side of his norm.

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Speaker 5: And giving on ard of the chimney.

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Speaker 3: He he spanke of his leg, all had a lady

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of food.

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Speaker 2: But I heard any stray go.

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Speaker 8: Merry Christmas to.

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Speaker 2: And good no.

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Speaker 3: Happy Christmas.

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Speaker 5: The creature mister.

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Speaker 3: Present, stand and walk and said Nicholas, welcome against.

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Speaker 8: Nationals A sugar buns.

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Speaker 5: I because you do, I am like that.

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Speaker 1: I said, Oh, this is NBC, the National Broadcasting