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<v Speaker 1>Welcome to Dad's on day clok. Parental discussion is advised

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<v Speaker 1>mature content beyond this point.

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<v Speaker 2>Hey, guys, I made a playlist for hiking as music

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<v Speaker 2>from Peanuts, The Cranberries, and eminem I call it my

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<v Speaker 2>trail mix.

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<v Speaker 3>Nice shout outs.

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<v Speaker 1>I think episode nine is that?

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<v Speaker 2>Was that your way back when? Oh yeah, I thought

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<v Speaker 2>I heard that that was.

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<v Speaker 1>One of the first ones.

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<v Speaker 2>Yeah, I see, you know dazz on Dago episode one sixties.

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<v Speaker 2>The best part about that, I'll get there in a second.

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<v Speaker 2>I'm know I'm doing the best part. I just realized

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<v Speaker 2>about saying one's sixty is last week I was wrong,

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<v Speaker 2>you correct me. This week, I'm gonna be right. So

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<v Speaker 2>next week I'm just gonna say one sixty again so

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<v Speaker 2>you can correct me again.

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<v Speaker 1>I don't care.

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<v Speaker 2>It's like the you know your grandma when she says, oh,

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<v Speaker 2>I'm like thirty nine and holding like I don't.

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<v Speaker 3>Think it's been hold him for thirty years man seventy,

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<v Speaker 3>which means you're sixty nine.

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<v Speaker 1>Nice?

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<v Speaker 2>Nice oh man? So uh yeah, nice Sunday evening here.

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<v Speaker 2>Uh before we get into anything special, well, this is

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<v Speaker 2>actually special. We have to roll out the red carpet

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<v Speaker 2>for dome. I'm sure he forgot, but this is where

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<v Speaker 2>you cash your rics eats. And when you say, oh,

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<v Speaker 2>I'll give you fifteen to thirty seconds of the Rage

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<v Speaker 2>against the Pudding Pops on next episode. So the floor

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<v Speaker 2>is yours, go ahead, rage against the putting Pops.

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<v Speaker 1>Oh I'm not ready for that at all. I totally

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<v Speaker 1>forgot about this. What was I supposed to do?

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<v Speaker 3>How high was I last week?

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<v Speaker 2>I purposely left that off the show notes that I

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<v Speaker 2>sent to you guys.

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<v Speaker 1>Sucker, Yeah, I would have prepared.

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<v Speaker 2>I wanted to see off the cuff.

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<v Speaker 1>Oh yeah, yeah, that is not something I can do

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<v Speaker 1>off the cuff. I am not that talented, not with that.

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<v Speaker 2>No, no, wow, all right then no regagans putting pops.

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<v Speaker 2>Every gets let down for a second week in row.

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<v Speaker 1>It's me, that's true.

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<v Speaker 2>Oh man? All right, well yeah pretty much, so dad stories,

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<v Speaker 2>I'll go quick. I think I text you guys about

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<v Speaker 2>this one. This is just down, dirty and simple and funny.

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<v Speaker 2>We're getting ready Ellie ready for bed early. I think

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<v Speaker 2>it was like Tuesday night, right early on in the week,

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<v Speaker 2>and she's like adjusting her pants, and she adjusts her

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<v Speaker 2>pants and she wipes her fucking butt crack with her

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<v Speaker 2>fingers and then smells it and I mean like and

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<v Speaker 2>then uh ask somemer to smell it. So it was like, no,

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<v Speaker 2>I'm not gonna smell it.

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<v Speaker 3>Get out of here.

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<v Speaker 2>And I'm just standing there like at this point, I

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<v Speaker 2>have turned around, put my face in the door, and

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<v Speaker 2>I'm just laughing as hard as possible. It's wild.

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<v Speaker 1>Oh she's she's so fucking awesome. That kid, That kid's amazing.

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<v Speaker 2>Yeah, So you gotta.

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<v Speaker 4>Don't ever don't ever stifle that brain. Don't ever ever

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<v Speaker 4>try and put a cage on their own that kid's brain.

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<v Speaker 1>Ever.

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<v Speaker 2>Gladstone caught it.

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<v Speaker 1>Nice one.

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<v Speaker 2>That's good stuff he got, and he didn't even understand. Whatever,

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<v Speaker 2>move along, don't what do you got?

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<v Speaker 4>So I got two stories. Uh one I'll make very quick.

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<v Speaker 4>Grayson got in.

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<v Speaker 1>Trouble at school. Uh, he got in trouble for fighting.

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<v Speaker 1>So a kid, a kid.

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<v Speaker 4>Came up to him and they were playing around and said, hey,

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<v Speaker 4>you want to fight. Grayson had said something, he made

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<v Speaker 4>a joke, and the kid cracked the cracked the joke back.

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<v Speaker 1>Of what you want to fight?

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<v Speaker 4>And Grayson's like all right, and he started to come

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<v Speaker 4>at him. And the kid thought that Grayson was being serious.

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<v Speaker 4>So the kid punched Grayson in the face, and Grayson,

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<v Speaker 4>to his credit, was like, all right, hold on a second,

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<v Speaker 4>and he stopped and he turned around and he went

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<v Speaker 4>to walk away, but he was pissed off. So one

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<v Speaker 4>of his other friends decided he was going to go

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<v Speaker 4>after him and check and see if he was okay. Well,

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<v Speaker 4>Grayson thought it was the other kid that was trying

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<v Speaker 4>to beat him up from behind, so he turned around

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<v Speaker 4>and swung and he punched this kid in the face,

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<v Speaker 4>right in the side of the face.

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<v Speaker 1>That's the story that I was told.

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<v Speaker 2>Classic mishap, classic.

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<v Speaker 4>Miss So I then I then get a message about

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<v Speaker 4>from this from this kid's parent that Grayson had turned

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<v Speaker 4>around and put him in a headlock and punched him

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<v Speaker 4>a couple times, and I was like, dude. He goes, well,

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<v Speaker 4>the other part's true, and I'm like what other part? Like,

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<v Speaker 4>he's well, I was worried that it wasn't the that

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<v Speaker 4>it wasn't him, It wasn't my friend, it was the

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<v Speaker 4>other kid. And I was like, well, when you saw

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<v Speaker 4>it was your friend, did you think to stop and

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<v Speaker 4>not put him in a headlock.

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<v Speaker 1>He's like it just happened kind of fast. I was like, Okay, well,

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<v Speaker 1>you got two days of iss in school, suspension, you're

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<v Speaker 1>gonna let it ride out, just do your homework, and

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<v Speaker 1>I'm proud of you walking away the first time, right, Like,

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<v Speaker 1>I kind of tried to shine some emphasis and some

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<v Speaker 1>positivity on the good part, which was at the fact

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<v Speaker 1>that he did try and walk away, and everybody cooperated

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<v Speaker 1>that same thing, right, he tried to walk away? Yeah. Yeah.

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<v Speaker 1>And then my other dad's story is Callie has a boyfriend.

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<v Speaker 1>Officially has a boyfriend. Yeah.

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<v Speaker 2>She seems if you're new to the show, welcome. If

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<v Speaker 2>you're not new, go on.

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<v Speaker 4>She seems to my daughter's fourteen. She seems to think

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<v Speaker 4>that she has more freedoms than she does.

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<v Speaker 1>If you are.

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<v Speaker 4>If you are familiar with my past, which I've spoken about,

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<v Speaker 4>I started very young.

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<v Speaker 2>Eight years old according to last week, but who's counting?

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<v Speaker 1>So, uh, you know, listen, I get it.

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<v Speaker 3>What's Kelly doing?

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<v Speaker 1>I get it right? So I walk in. The kid

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<v Speaker 1>comes over, he wants to meet me.

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<v Speaker 4>The first words out of his mouth are, I just

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<v Speaker 4>wanted you to know that I'm not addicted to anything.

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<v Speaker 1>I'm not addicted to anything, anything at all, sir, anything

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<v Speaker 1>at all.

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<v Speaker 4>I'm not addicted to cigarettes, weed, pills and nothing.

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<v Speaker 1>You drink. I don't drink nothing. Nervous as all. Fuck.

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<v Speaker 1>I was like, thank you, I appreciate you letting me know.

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<v Speaker 4>It's my next My next question is have you killed anybody?

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<v Speaker 1>Have you stabbed anybody? He's like what what? He got?

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<v Speaker 1>All nervous. It was like, look, everything's fine, just be

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<v Speaker 1>yourself and we'll work we'll work this out. Right.

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<v Speaker 4>Ten to fifteen minutes into them, this kid being here

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<v Speaker 4>and then being together, he's in their room. He's in

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<v Speaker 4>her room. The door is closed, and I was like, no, no, no, nope, nope,

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<v Speaker 4>open the door. Here's your one morning you know better,

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<v Speaker 4>doesn't happen, period, Right, go about my bit, go about

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<v Speaker 4>my way, start doing some some other stuff. Come back

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<v Speaker 4>and she's laying on top of them like they were cuddled.

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<v Speaker 4>Like they were cuddled. They wasn't like a weird position or.

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<v Speaker 1>Anything, but it was it was close, like she was

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<v Speaker 1>on top of them. I'm like, CALLI separate, put some

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<v Speaker 1>space between you two. I don't want you minimum, I

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<v Speaker 1>don't want you hanging.

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<v Speaker 4>All over each other. Right, So the day goes on.

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<v Speaker 4>The kid's very respectful. He's actually really nice kid. He's

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<v Speaker 4>he's definitely young. But again, fourteen, right, what do you expect?

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<v Speaker 4>So we take him home. Kelly's like, you don't have

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<v Speaker 4>to be so overprotective. I was like, CALLI, if I

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<v Speaker 4>was overprotective when you two were hanging all over each other,

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<v Speaker 4>I would have walked in that room and grabbed that

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<v Speaker 4>kid by his throat and thrown him out the window

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<v Speaker 4>because you were way too close for what I like.

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<v Speaker 1>I didn't want to see that. Now.

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<v Speaker 4>I have respect for you and I trust you, so

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<v Speaker 4>I gave you a little bit of leniency and I

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<v Speaker 4>simply politely said separate a little bit, like, don't hang

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<v Speaker 4>all over each other. I was very calm, I was

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<v Speaker 4>very honest, and I was very nice. If you would

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<v Speaker 4>like me to be overprotective, I can be overprotective. I

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<v Speaker 4>have no problem with that. But you haven't seen it yet.

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<v Speaker 2>She's like, proceed's let go over boyfriend cock.

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<v Speaker 3>Okay, it's fourteen, dude, that's a predator joke.

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<v Speaker 1>I'm sorry. I'm sorry.

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<v Speaker 4>Next week, I gotta get to know this kid first.

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<v Speaker 1>Those are my two stories for the week.

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<v Speaker 3>All right, Well, what about you stont oh Man, Where

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<v Speaker 3>do I fucking start? So my kid's mom came into

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<v Speaker 3>town the last weekend and she was hanging with Avery

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<v Speaker 3>and me and her finally got the divorce all settled

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<v Speaker 3>and it's done in the books.

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<v Speaker 1>We're good. Who rah there.

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<v Speaker 3>On the other end on Wednesday, So me and Jordan

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<v Speaker 3>also host the Hapful Numbs Music Hut and one of

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<v Speaker 3>our last guests, Rob from Racton Cabinets, was like, Hey,

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<v Speaker 3>if you guys want to go to NAM, which is

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<v Speaker 3>a North American music showcase, let me know and I

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<v Speaker 3>can get you like special passes to get in. And

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<v Speaker 3>so I was like, fuck yeah, dude, like if you're

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<v Speaker 3>if you're serious about this, like we're down, me and

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<v Speaker 3>me and Darius for years, like we've talked about going

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<v Speaker 3>to NAM and so he came through and he got

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<v Speaker 3>us patches and uh yeah Vietnam. Yeah you know Ben

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<v Speaker 3>new men New Actually I have the story about that.

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<v Speaker 3>So we so we fly. We decided to fly instead

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<v Speaker 3>of drive. We were like, you know, fuck driving right

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<v Speaker 3>now with how California is with crime and shit with cars,

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<v Speaker 3>like Darius's key is gonna get stolen or like my

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<v Speaker 3>shit's gonna get busted open, you know. So it's like,

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<v Speaker 3>I don't want to risk it. He didn't want to

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<v Speaker 3>risk it, so we said, fuck it, let's fly it.

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<v Speaker 3>Tickets were not bad at all, uber wasn't bad, so

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<v Speaker 3>it was like, you know, fuck it, let's let's not

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<v Speaker 3>risk like a five hundred or thousand dollars deductibles.

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<v Speaker 1>Just fly. So we flew there.

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<v Speaker 3>We got a steal on this Motel six and we

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<v Speaker 3>paid like two hundred and some odd dollars for three days.

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<v Speaker 3>It was great, but it was a Miteil six in

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<v Speaker 3>the middle of Santa Ana.

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<v Speaker 1>So I was still on the hooker.

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<v Speaker 2>That was nice to work, no joke, crime, no joke.

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<v Speaker 3>Friday night, there was an exchange where a hooker was

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<v Speaker 3>getting paid to go do stuff. I walked past that

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<v Speaker 3>and I heard the girl like, already got ten minutes,

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<v Speaker 3>where's the room number? And I walked past and there's

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<v Speaker 3>a pimp and he was like, so here's what's gonna happen,

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<v Speaker 3>blah blah blah, like talking with the John Doe. And

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<v Speaker 3>I was like, oh, okay, all right, this is happening.

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<v Speaker 1>Look at that.

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<v Speaker 3>But we get in there right and it's like probably

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<v Speaker 3>like eight thirty eight o'clock, some run there, so just

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<v Speaker 1>It gets better.

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<v Speaker 3>So we get in there Wednesday night and Darius was like, hey,

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<v Speaker 3>go for a little snack. And we go outside. We

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<v Speaker 3>They barely had anything in there, so we were looking

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<v Speaker 3>let's just go ahead, let's walk there. So we're walking

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<v Speaker 3>crackheads just on the street looking to score, and they're

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<v Speaker 3>we should not fucking be out here right now.

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<v Speaker 1>This ain't good. It ain't good.

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<v Speaker 4>Only AJ can have a full on fucking conversation with

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<v Speaker 1>We're gonna take all these measures to be safe and

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<v Speaker 3>To Sney tell you can't execute every decision perfectly. Something's

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<v Speaker 3>it's just is what it is in statistics, right, You.

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<v Speaker 2>Stay at a holiday inn and your margin of marriage.

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<v Speaker 2>You go to a waffle house at three am, that's

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<v Speaker 3>So that wasn't available, so we had to do the

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<v Speaker 1>We walk in.

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<v Speaker 3>The guy was like, uh, I don't know why you

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<v Speaker 3>guys are in here. That door is supposed to be locked.

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<v Speaker 3>We close up the shop at like seven pm and

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<v Speaker 3>oh shit, okay, well there's nobody in the drive through.

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<v Speaker 3>Can I walk through the drive through and buy a burger?

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<v Speaker 3>And he was like, no, that's not how the drive

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<v Speaker 3>my cash works the exact same whether I'm in here

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<v Speaker 3>or walking through the drive through. I just don't have

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<v Speaker 3>I was like, all right, buddy, okay, well, do you

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<v Speaker 3>got any recommendations of like stuff that's open around here,

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<v Speaker 3>and he was like, yeah, I think there's a burger joint,

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<v Speaker 3>like down the road, opposite direction of where a hotel

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<v Speaker 3>like walking in that direction, and I was like, Darius,

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<v Speaker 3>it's your fucking ass back over here. We are not

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<v Speaker 3>about to walk through god knows where to find a

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<v Speaker 3>fucking burger for our fat asses. Like there's a pizza

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<v Speaker 3>place literally right in front of the motel six. We're

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<v Speaker 3>gonna walk back over there, get our happy asses a

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<v Speaker 3>little something, and then go to sleep. So we go

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<v Speaker 3>over there and we got a little something, and then

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<v Speaker 3>we go back in the room go to sleep. And

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<v Speaker 3>I was like, dude, this is just fucking nut's, like,

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<v Speaker 3>why did we go over here? It's so dumb. Save somebody,

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<v Speaker 3>but so dumb. So the whole night, all night, every night,

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<v Speaker 3>somebody's running up and down. People came up to the

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<v Speaker 3>door like two in the morning, and we're knocking and

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<v Speaker 3>scratching our door. Fuck off, knock scratching the door. Fuck off.

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<v Speaker 1>It was bad.

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<v Speaker 3>So we went to Nam and that was a great time.

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<v Speaker 3>We saw so many fucking people there, like so many legends.

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<v Speaker 3>It was crazy saw fucking I'll name a name some

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<v Speaker 3>everybody here on the show probably knows, and that's Jack White.

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<v Speaker 3>Saw Jack White there. That was pretty pretty gnarly. He

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<v Speaker 3>had his electronics company there promoting shit. But it was

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<v Speaker 3>a whole lot of fun. Got to demo, a lot

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<v Speaker 3>of gear got told the fuck off by ESP because

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<v Speaker 3>their executives were assholes. But yeah, I saw some good

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<v Speaker 3>people from Body of Filths. Shout out to Ryan and Joe.

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<v Speaker 3>Got to hang out with them on Friday, and then

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<v Speaker 3>then yeah, we had like a great time. Came back home. Uh,

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<v Speaker 3>kid missed me a lot. I missed her a lot,

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<v Speaker 3>you know, cuddled up last night and just hung out,

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<v Speaker 3>and I was just thankful, thankful to all that I

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<v Speaker 3>survived that experience. Now, one last thing about the trip,

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<v Speaker 3>and this is hilarious because your boy was tripping on

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<v Speaker 3>that fucking shit so bad. And this is the last

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<v Speaker 3>night that we're in the motel. So somebody was upstairs

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<v Speaker 3>banging a door like really hard and they were running

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<v Speaker 3>up and down so right, so like I'm already like blasted,

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<v Speaker 3>and I was like this, this doesn't sound good. I

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<v Speaker 3>don't know if something bad's gonna happen. Here, and like

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<v Speaker 3>me and Darius were just talking and talking, kind of

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<v Speaker 3>getting ready to go to sleep, and then all of

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<v Speaker 3>a sudden, you heard all these like really loud bangs

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<v Speaker 3>going on, and I'm like, what the hell is going on?

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<v Speaker 3>And Darius shuts off the light at the exact same

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<v Speaker 3>time the AC unit shuts off, and it gets really

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<v Speaker 3>quiet in there, and I went, fuck, dude, they cut

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<v Speaker 3>the fucking power.

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<v Speaker 1>What the hell.

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<v Speaker 3>So then somebody sets off a massive firework outside that

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<v Speaker 3>goes Papa pop Pop pop pop, and I'm like, dude,

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<v Speaker 3>we need to go now. So I get my shoes

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<v Speaker 3>on and I'm like, I'm like towards the back, like, fuck, dude,

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<v Speaker 3>there is nothing in these fucking dry walls.

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<v Speaker 1>If they come in here start shooting, We're gone. She's

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<v Speaker 1>just gonna come through the fucking wall. Like we need

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<v Speaker 3>We need to bounce, go the opposite direction, get the

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<v Speaker 3>fuck out of here, right And Darius was like, I

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<v Speaker 3>think that's fireworks going on outside, and I'm like, I

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<v Speaker 3>don't fucking know, dude, like like they fucking shot something

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<v Speaker 3>hit the transformer, like we have no power right now,

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<v Speaker 3>like like we're this is fuck, dude, this is fucked right,

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<v Speaker 3>and Darius was like, I shut off the light, hommy,

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<v Speaker 3>and I was like word, word, huh walk over these

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<v Speaker 3>unit look at it and still on and I was like, yeah,

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<v Speaker 3>I'm tripping and it took off my shoes. Laying in

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<v Speaker 3>bed and I went to sleep and I slept sound

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<v Speaker 3>the whole fucking night.

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<v Speaker 1>It was great. And the next morning I explained to

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<v Speaker 1>Darius what happened in my mind. He goes, I'm so sorry.

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<v Speaker 3>He just perfectly timed the fucking lights to go out

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<v Speaker 3>as that shit started happen, and he was like, yeah, dude,

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<v Speaker 3>that was real, like the fucking fireworks are going off,

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<v Speaker 3>and it did kind of sound like gunshots. I'm not

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<v Speaker 3>gonna lie to you, so like you really experienced one

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<v Speaker 3>last I didn't show. I was like, yeah, let's never

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<v Speaker 3>stay here again, or let's stay here every time and

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<v Speaker 3>just see what happens.

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<v Speaker 2>Checks the ring cameras like a seven year old with

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<v Speaker 2>sparklers outside.

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<v Speaker 1>Pick alo pete.

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<v Speaker 2>Oh, that's good stuff us All right, Well, last week

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<v Speaker 2>we didn't get to there was one piece of stones

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<v Speaker 2>Rundown that we didn't get to. It was a big piece,

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<v Speaker 2>So we're gonna flip that over into this episode, so

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<v Speaker 2>Stone take it away for this segment. Let us know

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<v Speaker 2>what we're doing. And I think this is new to

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<v Speaker 2>our show, so go for it.

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<v Speaker 1>Hell yeah.

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<v Speaker 3>So we are doing a bracket kind of like what

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<v Speaker 3>we did for Halloween and those past episodes, but we're

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<v Speaker 3>gonna do it just on this episode here, and we're

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<v Speaker 3>gonna do like top sixteen science fiction movies, right, And

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<v Speaker 3>there was a shitload in that list from IMDb, and

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<v Speaker 3>honestly I got enough for two, maybe even three more lists,

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<v Speaker 3>like if I really like, break it down, right, So

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<v Speaker 3>I took sixteen, I threw it into the AI and

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<v Speaker 3>I was like, hey, randomize these for me, So randomized them.

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<v Speaker 3>So we got some We got some matchups here in

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<v Speaker 3>the first round that I'm like, damn, I was really

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<v Speaker 3>hoping this wouldn't be the fucking matchup, but here we go.

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<v Speaker 2>So Dome and I are picking, and if there's a

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<v Speaker 2>tie break, you're gonna break it. Is that right?

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<v Speaker 1>Yeah?

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<v Speaker 3>Okay, So so we have our top sixteen here, right,

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<v Speaker 3>you guys are gonna come in say which ones that

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<v Speaker 3>you're gonna pick moves on to the next round. And

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<v Speaker 3>if if you guys tie, I'll come in do a

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<v Speaker 3>tie break and stuff the sixteen that we have on here.

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<v Speaker 1>We have Inception, we have War of the World Let's

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<v Speaker 1>let him be a surprise. Let's just move, let's get going.

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<v Speaker 1>Let's you want a surprise?

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<v Speaker 2>Oh yeah, surprises?

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<v Speaker 1>Right?

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<v Speaker 4>Yeah?

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<v Speaker 3>Okay, okay, So first up, we got Inception versus Blade.

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<v Speaker 1>Og Blade Runner. I'm ready already, I know, want to

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<v Speaker 1>We'll pick.

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<v Speaker 2>Agree Inception?

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<v Speaker 3>All right, all right, so we got Inception, moving on,

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<v Speaker 3>goodbye Blade Runner. Okay, nobody's into AI. Number two, we

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<v Speaker 3>got War of the Worlds versus Alien. Okay, the og Alien.

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<v Speaker 3>This one, this one's a little little up there, but

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<v Speaker 3>I wouldn't say it's a tough one to choose, but

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<v Speaker 3>it's a good one.

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<v Speaker 4>And it's the og Alien, the original. It's not the franchise,

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<v Speaker 4>it's just the original.

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<v Speaker 1>Movie, the Original Alien. I already forgot what the other

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<v Speaker 1>one was, so Alien were the Worlds?

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<v Speaker 2>I actually like War of the Worlds, but it doesn't

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<v Speaker 2>beat Alien. I guess I'm not a huge fan of Alien.

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<v Speaker 2>But whatever, it doesn't beat Alien, all right, it won't make.

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<v Speaker 1>It to the next round.

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<v Speaker 3>Next up, we got the Martian versus Men in Black.

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<v Speaker 1>Men and Black Men never saw Yeah, that one.

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<v Speaker 3>When I saw that one, I was like, ah, sorry,

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<v Speaker 3>you know, whoops, Matt Day.

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<v Speaker 2>And you know, I actually feel bad for that matchup,

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<v Speaker 2>Like I feel like, honestly, if The Martian would have

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<v Speaker 2>been in the previous two matchups, I would have taken that.

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<v Speaker 2>I actually liked the movie The Martian, but against Men

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<v Speaker 2>in Black not a shot.

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<v Speaker 1>Actually I never saw I've never seen The Martian.

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<v Speaker 2>It is good, it is good. It's not my cup

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<v Speaker 2>of tea type of movie, but I enjoyed it.

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<v Speaker 1>The preview looked slow, and I just was disinterested from

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<v Speaker 1>the jump.

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<v Speaker 2>I gotcha, makes sense.

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<v Speaker 1>Next one we got here.

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<v Speaker 3>This one's probably the hardest one from the first matchups here,

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<v Speaker 3>and I really hate that these two get put against

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<v Speaker 3>each other. We got Predator versus the first Star Wars

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<v Speaker 3>New Hope. For Star Wars to come out, I should

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<v Speaker 3>say Star Wars New Hope versus Predator.

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<v Speaker 2>So Star Wars four, Yeah, I don't want to. I'm

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<v Speaker 2>gonna go Star Wars.

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<v Speaker 1>I don't want to do this. This is dumb. I

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<v Speaker 1>don't like this game anymore.

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<v Speaker 2>Well, they would have met up eventually.

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<v Speaker 1>Yeah, yeah, definitely.

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<v Speaker 4>You know, you know what I'm gonna agree again. I'm

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<v Speaker 4>gonna go with Star Wars.

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<v Speaker 3>Yeah, star Wars ship I was I was prepared to

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<v Speaker 3>say Predator if like one of you two like you

424
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<v Speaker 3>just tied it up. We're going Star Wars, all right.

425
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<v Speaker 3>Star Wars moves on.

426
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<v Speaker 1>All right.

427
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<v Speaker 3>Next up, we got Edge of Tomorrow versus Back to

428
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<v Speaker 3>the Future.

429
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<v Speaker 2>Back to the Future.

430
00:21:47.039 --> 00:21:51.200
<v Speaker 1>Yeah, that's a shame too, because those are two good movies. Yeah.

431
00:21:51.279 --> 00:21:53.400
<v Speaker 3>I really like Edge of Tomorrow. That was a really

432
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<v Speaker 3>cool concept. It was like Groundhouse Day, but you've taken

433
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<v Speaker 3>into a war. Yeah, scenario I really like.

434
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<v Speaker 1>Oh wait, I'm thinking of Edging of Tomorrow.

435
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<v Speaker 2>Oh fuck did I hear that? Did I hear the

436
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<v Speaker 2>wrong thing?

437
00:22:06.240 --> 00:22:06.359
<v Speaker 3>Too?

438
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<v Speaker 2>Black to the Future.

439
00:22:07.839 --> 00:22:13.839
<v Speaker 1>Yeah fuck, it's like that Sonic the Badgehog that I m.

440
00:22:17.720 --> 00:22:22.799
<v Speaker 3>Moving on, Moving on nice all right. Next up we got.

441
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<v Speaker 2>With his partner dragging knuckles.

442
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<v Speaker 1>Nine tails is just a bunch of butt plugs. Oh god,

443
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<v Speaker 1>that's good. Keep what's the next one? Oh god, m

444
00:22:50.119 --> 00:22:54.359
<v Speaker 1>mm hmmmm, she's kicking all right. So next one we

445
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<v Speaker 1>have Terminator versus Interstellar.

446
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<v Speaker 2>You know, I was worried for because some of the

447
00:23:01.400 --> 00:23:03.799
<v Speaker 2>first couple of matchups sucked. Now they're all like good

448
00:23:03.839 --> 00:23:08.359
<v Speaker 2>matchups Terminator against what Interstellar.

449
00:23:08.759 --> 00:23:11.799
<v Speaker 1>Interstellar was a really tricky movie.

450
00:23:12.200 --> 00:23:15.240
<v Speaker 2>Yeah, it really was a really good movie. Terminator hands down.

451
00:23:15.559 --> 00:23:18.519
<v Speaker 4>Yeah, Terminator, hands down. But I do want to give

452
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<v Speaker 4>a nod to Interstellar because it was I take.

453
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<v Speaker 2>I'd take Terminal Terminator too if I could, but we'll

454
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<v Speaker 2>go with Terminator.

455
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<v Speaker 3>You know, it's one of those things where it's like

456
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<v Speaker 3>the first and second movie are vastly different movies, because

457
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<v Speaker 3>the first Terminator is arguably a horror movie and then

458
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<v Speaker 3>the second Terminator is like an action adventure sci fi movie.

459
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<v Speaker 1>Yeah.

460
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<v Speaker 2>I agree, And it's one of the few out there

461
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<v Speaker 2>that the sequel is better than the original.

462
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<v Speaker 3>Yeah, that's right for sure.

463
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<v Speaker 1>All Right.

464
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<v Speaker 3>So next up we got ex Machina versus Planet of

465
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<v Speaker 3>the Apes.

466
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<v Speaker 1>Which Planet of the Apes?

467
00:24:01.279 --> 00:24:04.799
<v Speaker 3>That's a good question. Now there's like a three of them.

468
00:24:04.960 --> 00:24:07.519
<v Speaker 2>What it was the first movie X Machina.

469
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<v Speaker 1>X Markena.

470
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<v Speaker 2>Yeah, okay, I'll take Planet of the Apes.

471
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<v Speaker 1>M hmm.

472
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<v Speaker 3>I think this one specifically on the page was the

473
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<v Speaker 3>O G Like the O G Like we're.

474
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<v Speaker 1>Going to assume that it was the newer one, and

475
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<v Speaker 1>I'm gonna go Planet of the Apes.

476
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<v Speaker 3>Okay, all right, alrighty okay, so choice, why do we

477
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<v Speaker 3>have a type bricause you said X market.

478
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<v Speaker 2>No, No, I asked a question. I said Planet of the Apes.

479
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<v Speaker 2>You said plan I thought you said yeah. Okay, so yeah,

480
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<v Speaker 2>Plane of the Games moves on. We haven't differed from

481
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<v Speaker 2>one yet. Predator was close, Predator, Predator was close.

482
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<v Speaker 3>Okay, this one, I think arguably is the hardest on

483
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<v Speaker 3>the list. Here for the first round matchup, and it's

484
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<v Speaker 3>Stargate versus the Matrix.

485
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<v Speaker 2>Matrix. Yeah, Stargate is a great movie, but it belongs

486
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<v Speaker 2>nowhere near in conversation with the matrix matter.

487
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<v Speaker 3>And see that's where I think both of you aren't

488
00:25:12.759 --> 00:25:15.880
<v Speaker 3>true sci fi fans, because I think Stargate's like one

489
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<v Speaker 3>of the most important sci fi movies of all time.

490
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<v Speaker 3>Definitely over the matrix, not over the matrix because of

491
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<v Speaker 3>your did you not understand what you both just said?

492
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<v Speaker 1>Yeah the matrix.

493
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<v Speaker 3>No, the matrix is definitely over. But like it's not

494
00:25:36.799 --> 00:25:39.920
<v Speaker 3>like a huge margin thing. It's like maybe sixty forty, right,

495
00:25:40.359 --> 00:25:42.559
<v Speaker 3>But Stargate does have its places, like one of the

496
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<v Speaker 3>top sci fi movies of all time, because like it's

497
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<v Speaker 3>so well done and it's a wormhole movie.

498
00:25:47.039 --> 00:25:47.680
<v Speaker 1>It was a great movie.

499
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<v Speaker 2>I totally disagree with your take on my love for

500
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<v Speaker 2>sci fi. I love Stargate, But the the Matrix. The

501
00:25:56.640 --> 00:25:58.880
<v Speaker 2>thing about the Matrix is you could throw away every

502
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<v Speaker 2>Matrix movie except for number one. In my opinion, I

503
00:26:02.640 --> 00:26:06.920
<v Speaker 2>think it should like Saw Saw one Matrix, just leave

504
00:26:06.960 --> 00:26:10.200
<v Speaker 2>it alone. Just make the matrix and don't make the rest.

505
00:26:10.359 --> 00:26:12.480
<v Speaker 2>I get the cash grab and that's what it was.

506
00:26:12.920 --> 00:26:15.920
<v Speaker 2>But the Matrix is such a good fucking movie.

507
00:26:16.359 --> 00:26:19.880
<v Speaker 1>Yeah, and so good. Argue to argue your point a

508
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<v Speaker 1>little bit.

509
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<v Speaker 4>You're right, they are very close in terms of like

510
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<v Speaker 4>how good they are. Right, But when you're asking to

511
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<v Speaker 4>pick one or the other, the ten percent that is better,

512
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<v Speaker 4>that is the matrix is it's a it's a very

513
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<v Speaker 4>large ten percent, if that makes sense. It's it's the

514
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<v Speaker 4>definitive bacter.

515
00:26:41.720 --> 00:26:42.440
<v Speaker 1>Large ten.

516
00:26:44.480 --> 00:26:48.319
<v Speaker 3>Like. It's just it's like arguing, like I need this

517
00:26:48.359 --> 00:26:51.759
<v Speaker 3>penis extension that's one inch bigger, because it fucking makes

518
00:26:51.799 --> 00:26:54.640
<v Speaker 3>all the goddamn difference. Hey, ten percent, It just you

519
00:26:54.680 --> 00:26:56.640
<v Speaker 3>just went from two inch to three inch ten percent.

520
00:26:56.960 --> 00:26:59.839
<v Speaker 3>Ten percent is perspective. You put ten inches next to

521
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<v Speaker 3>a hundred. It's small, but you put ten inches up

522
00:27:01.920 --> 00:27:04.079
<v Speaker 3>your ass. It's pretty fucking big, That's what I'm saying.

523
00:27:05.440 --> 00:27:06.799
<v Speaker 1>Damn Jordan, I'm.

524
00:27:06.640 --> 00:27:08.000
<v Speaker 3>Saying you didn't have to. You didn't have to put

525
00:27:08.000 --> 00:27:09.000
<v Speaker 3>your business out there like that.

526
00:27:09.440 --> 00:27:12.160
<v Speaker 2>But I set up yours, not mine. Yeah, my little

527
00:27:12.200 --> 00:27:13.839
<v Speaker 2>booty couldn't take that.

528
00:27:14.079 --> 00:27:18.079
<v Speaker 1>Maybe maybe a four or five. Have you ever heard

529
00:27:18.119 --> 00:27:20.720
<v Speaker 1>him fart? But no.

530
00:27:21.000 --> 00:27:23.839
<v Speaker 3>Your guys's initial reactions were that it was like a

531
00:27:23.920 --> 00:27:24.559
<v Speaker 3>hands down.

532
00:27:24.960 --> 00:27:25.920
<v Speaker 1>Well, because it was.

533
00:27:27.720 --> 00:27:30.000
<v Speaker 3>It's not a hands down, it's a close. It's a

534
00:27:30.000 --> 00:27:31.920
<v Speaker 3>close situation. Hands down is like.

535
00:27:33.400 --> 00:27:35.960
<v Speaker 1>Or hold on, hold on, we can. We can finish

536
00:27:36.039 --> 00:27:38.799
<v Speaker 1>this argument right now. When your fucking vote matters, then

537
00:27:38.839 --> 00:27:42.559
<v Speaker 1>we'll call on you move. I vote does matter. I

538
00:27:42.599 --> 00:27:44.319
<v Speaker 1>came up with this list. I did this one.

539
00:27:44.880 --> 00:27:48.079
<v Speaker 3>It does may trick, y'all wouldn't have mattered at all

540
00:27:48.119 --> 00:27:51.279
<v Speaker 3>if I didn't make this list. You need me, baby,

541
00:27:51.480 --> 00:27:53.680
<v Speaker 3>whether you like it or not, you always do.

542
00:27:53.920 --> 00:28:00.880
<v Speaker 1>We need because there's another question. I love the book

543
00:28:01.160 --> 00:28:02.839
<v Speaker 1>so much. It's adorable.

544
00:28:04.079 --> 00:28:08.880
<v Speaker 3>All right, Matrix moves on. Now we're coming up.

545
00:28:09.880 --> 00:28:15.279
<v Speaker 1>He's smelling four matches here. We got up first as

546
00:28:15.400 --> 00:28:24.480
<v Speaker 1>inception versus Alien. I'm gonna go with Alien.

547
00:28:25.720 --> 00:28:30.759
<v Speaker 3>All right, Alien versus what inception exception.

548
00:28:31.720 --> 00:28:32.640
<v Speaker 2>I'm gonna go inception.

549
00:28:33.759 --> 00:28:34.079
<v Speaker 3>Mmm.

550
00:28:35.279 --> 00:28:36.920
<v Speaker 2>I told I'm not a huge Alien fan.

551
00:28:37.279 --> 00:28:39.640
<v Speaker 3>Yeah, I guess we'll just have to leave it here

552
00:28:39.680 --> 00:28:42.599
<v Speaker 3>and never come back because my vote doesn't matter. Damn

553
00:28:42.880 --> 00:28:49.039
<v Speaker 3>all right, next segment, you know to tie break on this.

554
00:28:51.960 --> 00:28:52.960
<v Speaker 1>God, that's a tough one.

555
00:28:53.440 --> 00:28:58.400
<v Speaker 3>I think I'm gonna do inception, like really thin margins,

556
00:28:58.440 --> 00:29:02.400
<v Speaker 3>but yeah, I'm go goingception. Don't shoot he's agordium.

557
00:29:02.480 --> 00:29:02.839
<v Speaker 1>Sorry.

558
00:29:03.599 --> 00:29:06.559
<v Speaker 3>Next up, we got Men in Black versus Star Wars.

559
00:29:06.200 --> 00:29:09.480
<v Speaker 1>And New Hope. Mm hmmm.

560
00:29:11.759 --> 00:29:14.160
<v Speaker 2>Men in Black mm hmm.

561
00:29:15.799 --> 00:29:21.240
<v Speaker 1>If you go based on what the movie did for

562
00:29:22.119 --> 00:29:30.640
<v Speaker 1>the genre, you'd have to go Star Wars. Agree, But

563
00:29:31.799 --> 00:29:33.960
<v Speaker 1>I actually think Men in Black is a better movie.

564
00:29:35.640 --> 00:29:37.480
<v Speaker 1>So Men Black.

565
00:29:39.079 --> 00:29:40.880
<v Speaker 3>Better movie or better sci fi movie?

566
00:29:42.440 --> 00:29:49.240
<v Speaker 1>Same thing. Thank you for my previous argument, you retard.

567
00:29:50.440 --> 00:29:54.440
<v Speaker 2>No, no, no, it's a what's the explanation that it's

568
00:29:54.480 --> 00:29:55.400
<v Speaker 2>not a sci fi movie?

569
00:29:56.200 --> 00:29:57.599
<v Speaker 1>I'm not I'm not saying it's not.

570
00:29:57.960 --> 00:29:59.359
<v Speaker 2>No, no no, I'm asking stone.

571
00:29:59.799 --> 00:30:01.680
<v Speaker 3>That there's no difference. And it's like that was my

572
00:30:01.720 --> 00:30:04.480
<v Speaker 3>previous argument. You guys aren't true sci fi fans.

573
00:30:04.039 --> 00:30:06.720
<v Speaker 1>Like no, no, no, there we go, no, no, there we go.

574
00:30:07.200 --> 00:30:10.599
<v Speaker 2>The argument is still so I'm supposed to choose. I'm

575
00:30:10.599 --> 00:30:13.799
<v Speaker 2>supposed to choose a movie based on other people's opinions,

576
00:30:13.880 --> 00:30:14.960
<v Speaker 2>not you, and not my own.

577
00:30:15.119 --> 00:30:17.519
<v Speaker 1>It's confirmed for dough Hold on a second.

578
00:30:17.279 --> 00:30:19.480
<v Speaker 2>Because I would I would rather watch I would rather

579
00:30:19.559 --> 00:30:22.319
<v Speaker 2>watch Men in Black any day over any Star Wars movie,

580
00:30:23.079 --> 00:30:25.599
<v Speaker 2>any three of the Men in Black we have already

581
00:30:25.880 --> 00:30:26.880
<v Speaker 2>World one doesn't.

582
00:30:26.599 --> 00:30:30.759
<v Speaker 1>Count that this is a fucking sci fi bracket. So

583
00:30:31.000 --> 00:30:35.279
<v Speaker 1>why why do I have to go out and now

584
00:30:36.039 --> 00:30:38.880
<v Speaker 1>confirm it's two different arguments? Who's a better movie?

585
00:30:38.880 --> 00:30:40.160
<v Speaker 3>Who's a better sci fi movie?

586
00:30:40.160 --> 00:30:41.200
<v Speaker 1>We're already talking about.

587
00:30:41.200 --> 00:30:45.279
<v Speaker 3>Those are two different Those are two different breakdowns right there.

588
00:30:46.200 --> 00:30:48.880
<v Speaker 1>We have already talked about that they are sci fi movies.

589
00:30:49.000 --> 00:30:51.759
<v Speaker 4>So I didn't have to specify that it was a

590
00:30:51.839 --> 00:30:53.839
<v Speaker 4>sci fi movie because it's a different breakdown.

591
00:30:53.880 --> 00:30:55.559
<v Speaker 3>Which one's a better movie? Which is a better sci

592
00:30:55.559 --> 00:30:56.079
<v Speaker 3>fi movie?

593
00:30:56.200 --> 00:30:57.799
<v Speaker 2>So which one's a better sci fi movie?

594
00:30:57.799 --> 00:30:59.680
<v Speaker 1>To you? Men in Black?

595
00:31:00.279 --> 00:31:02.480
<v Speaker 2>No? No, no, just don't I already know your answer.

596
00:31:03.000 --> 00:31:05.400
<v Speaker 1>I gotta I gotta go Star Wars?

597
00:31:05.480 --> 00:31:08.880
<v Speaker 2>So why is it a better sci fi movie? Better

598
00:31:08.920 --> 00:31:10.720
<v Speaker 2>sci fi movie? That's what I asked, what's the better

599
00:31:10.839 --> 00:31:11.799
<v Speaker 2>sci fi movie?

600
00:31:11.880 --> 00:31:14.640
<v Speaker 3>Because it was definitely groundbreaking, Like there would be no

601
00:31:14.720 --> 00:31:18.240
<v Speaker 3>Men in Black without Star Wars, right, because it changed

602
00:31:18.240 --> 00:31:21.559
<v Speaker 3>the game for everything, because all you had to go off.

603
00:31:21.400 --> 00:31:25.480
<v Speaker 2>Of was just Men Black is an alien movie? Yeah, purely,

604
00:31:25.599 --> 00:31:31.079
<v Speaker 2>they're both. They're both alien movies, a different perspective of alien.

605
00:31:32.039 --> 00:31:34.759
<v Speaker 3>Right, you have one that's perspective of here on the

606
00:31:34.759 --> 00:31:37.319
<v Speaker 3>Earth now, and you have one that is long, long

607
00:31:37.359 --> 00:31:37.920
<v Speaker 3>in the future.

608
00:31:38.039 --> 00:31:38.240
<v Speaker 1>Right.

609
00:31:38.640 --> 00:31:42.039
<v Speaker 3>But for sci fi movies, right, what had came as

610
00:31:42.079 --> 00:31:45.839
<v Speaker 3>a precedent, what came as prior is like Star Wars,

611
00:31:45.839 --> 00:31:47.839
<v Speaker 3>because Star Wars came out in the seventies, Men in

612
00:31:47.880 --> 00:31:50.200
<v Speaker 3>Black came out in the nineties, and then you have

613
00:31:50.559 --> 00:31:53.119
<v Speaker 3>Star Wars laying the ground foundation for every sci fi

614
00:31:53.160 --> 00:31:56.720
<v Speaker 3>movie coming out after that. But so death doesn't make

615
00:31:56.759 --> 00:32:01.079
<v Speaker 3>it a better movie, a better sci fi movie. Now,

616
00:32:01.200 --> 00:32:04.200
<v Speaker 3>better movie definitely has to be Men in Black because

617
00:32:04.240 --> 00:32:05.559
<v Speaker 3>the technology was more up to.

618
00:32:05.519 --> 00:32:11.359
<v Speaker 1>Date in the nineties and the seventies. Hmm, that's interesting.

619
00:32:12.279 --> 00:32:16.680
<v Speaker 2>Okay, So then I guess Interstellar this bracket. I guess

620
00:32:16.720 --> 00:32:18.079
<v Speaker 2>Interstellar wins this whole bracket.

621
00:32:18.119 --> 00:32:23.440
<v Speaker 3>Then definitely Interstellar has a place to be up there.

622
00:32:23.759 --> 00:32:31.039
<v Speaker 3>But but depends because there's definitely characteristics of the sci

623
00:32:31.079 --> 00:32:34.960
<v Speaker 3>fi adventure that would take a movie over the top

624
00:32:35.200 --> 00:32:36.440
<v Speaker 3>compared to Interstellar.

625
00:32:37.920 --> 00:32:39.720
<v Speaker 2>All right, so men in Black moves on? What's the

626
00:32:39.759 --> 00:32:40.319
<v Speaker 2>next matchup?

627
00:32:42.240 --> 00:32:43.039
<v Speaker 1>Y'all can't win.

628
00:32:43.519 --> 00:32:47.920
<v Speaker 2>We're not going to talk about each We're sorry that

629
00:32:48.759 --> 00:32:51.599
<v Speaker 2>we're sorry that we've upset your bracket and.

630
00:32:51.640 --> 00:32:54.559
<v Speaker 3>Get sucked into it. It is what it is, sucking

631
00:32:54.559 --> 00:32:58.039
<v Speaker 3>to you guys again. Next one, Back to the Future

632
00:32:58.359 --> 00:32:59.319
<v Speaker 3>versus Terminator.

633
00:33:00.440 --> 00:33:01.480
<v Speaker 2>What is a good matchup?

634
00:33:02.240 --> 00:33:07.640
<v Speaker 1>This is a really good matchup. I want Terminator.

635
00:33:09.880 --> 00:33:12.119
<v Speaker 2>It's tough too, because they're both time travel movies.

636
00:33:12.559 --> 00:33:16.880
<v Speaker 1>Yeah, yeah, they are. I want, I want. I'm in.

637
00:33:17.039 --> 00:33:19.799
<v Speaker 1>My pick is Terminator. I love. Back to the Future

638
00:33:19.839 --> 00:33:22.079
<v Speaker 1>is one of my all time favorite movies. Yeah, hand

639
00:33:22.200 --> 00:33:23.119
<v Speaker 1>deals with robots.

640
00:33:23.480 --> 00:33:26.720
<v Speaker 3>One kind of has robots in it, but not to

641
00:33:26.960 --> 00:33:28.039
<v Speaker 3>exist Terminator does.

642
00:33:28.079 --> 00:33:31.279
<v Speaker 2>It's like I think, I think here, I'm going to go.

643
00:33:31.680 --> 00:33:35.359
<v Speaker 2>I'm gonna go with stones Rule and the better sci

644
00:33:35.400 --> 00:33:37.160
<v Speaker 2>fi movie is Terminator.

645
00:33:38.400 --> 00:33:43.480
<v Speaker 1>Where are the robots in Back to the Future? Back

646
00:33:43.519 --> 00:33:44.079
<v Speaker 1>to the Future.

647
00:33:44.680 --> 00:33:47.400
<v Speaker 3>Yeah, I'm thinking it back to the Future too.

648
00:33:47.799 --> 00:33:51.839
<v Speaker 1>Oh yeah, you're right. Yeah, let's continue. Let's continue with

649
00:33:52.359 --> 00:33:56.759
<v Speaker 1>being a sci fi expert. Yeah, definitely, Terminator. Move on,

650
00:33:58.240 --> 00:34:09.360
<v Speaker 1>Trigger a last of that to myself, we got Terminator.

651
00:34:09.400 --> 00:34:09.719
<v Speaker 1>Moving on.

652
00:34:09.920 --> 00:34:13.960
<v Speaker 3>Next up, Planet of the Apes versus the Matrix Matrix

653
00:34:14.159 --> 00:34:16.000
<v Speaker 3>Matrix agreed.

654
00:34:16.679 --> 00:34:18.960
<v Speaker 2>I think a newer Planet of the Apes would have

655
00:34:19.039 --> 00:34:23.000
<v Speaker 2>a better shot, but you did say the original and

656
00:34:23.239 --> 00:34:26.360
<v Speaker 2>I do think the better story is the Matrix over

657
00:34:26.400 --> 00:34:28.559
<v Speaker 2>the Planet Apes, because you could have the Planet Apes

658
00:34:28.599 --> 00:34:29.800
<v Speaker 2>inside the Matrix.

659
00:34:30.440 --> 00:34:36.440
<v Speaker 1>Yeah, definitely. Listen, Planet of the Apes is more evolutionary tale,

660
00:34:37.800 --> 00:34:40.039
<v Speaker 1>all in all reality. Like if we're gonna we're gonna

661
00:34:40.039 --> 00:34:42.920
<v Speaker 1>say something about this, right, it's not necessarily sci fi.

662
00:34:43.360 --> 00:34:44.079
<v Speaker 1>It's more.

663
00:34:45.480 --> 00:34:48.039
<v Speaker 2>Definitely is what I think it's great about it.

664
00:34:48.039 --> 00:34:51.880
<v Speaker 3>It's definitely sci fi. It's wormhole and as well, it's uh.

665
00:34:51.920 --> 00:34:57.960
<v Speaker 2>Without planeting, the would not have had the Lion King. Yeah,

666
00:34:58.039 --> 00:35:01.159
<v Speaker 2>not the not the car, just the real, the real

667
00:35:01.239 --> 00:35:04.880
<v Speaker 2>life case. What I do want to say about Planet

668
00:35:04.880 --> 00:35:08.920
<v Speaker 2>of the Apes so is it is a fantastically great movie.

669
00:35:09.159 --> 00:35:12.079
<v Speaker 2>And that's why so many people have remade it and

670
00:35:12.159 --> 00:35:14.920
<v Speaker 2>tried to revamp it and do it as their own thing,

671
00:35:14.960 --> 00:35:20.360
<v Speaker 2>because it is such a great story. Yeah, and so yeah,

672
00:35:20.440 --> 00:35:21.880
<v Speaker 2>it's a phenomenal story.

673
00:35:22.599 --> 00:35:24.960
<v Speaker 3>And the fact that there's a virus going around that's

674
00:35:25.000 --> 00:35:27.159
<v Speaker 3>making people incapable of speaking.

675
00:35:28.679 --> 00:35:37.039
<v Speaker 1>Damn, damn. Next up we have the final four. We

676
00:35:37.119 --> 00:35:42.360
<v Speaker 1>got an Inception versus Men in Black Men and black

677
00:35:42.840 --> 00:35:45.519
<v Speaker 1>men in Black Men in Black.

678
00:35:47.000 --> 00:35:47.239
<v Speaker 5>Right.

679
00:35:51.480 --> 00:35:52.000
<v Speaker 3>Next, te.

680
00:35:54.679 --> 00:35:56.599
<v Speaker 1>Permanent versus The Nature.

681
00:36:00.760 --> 00:36:07.159
<v Speaker 3>Yeah, well, I mean it's true.

682
00:36:07.639 --> 00:36:14.840
<v Speaker 1>Yeah, things you can't say, auntie. Okay.

683
00:36:15.199 --> 00:36:23.159
<v Speaker 3>Second matchup, we got Terminator versus the Matrix. The Matrix,

684
00:36:23.159 --> 00:36:25.519
<v Speaker 3>Oh man, it's a great matchup is a tough one.

685
00:36:26.280 --> 00:36:28.800
<v Speaker 4>I I'm gonna I'm gonna stick to my guns with this.

686
00:36:29.360 --> 00:36:37.039
<v Speaker 4>Uh the they were both revolutionary, m m. But I

687
00:36:37.079 --> 00:36:39.559
<v Speaker 4>think that the Matrix ah.

688
00:36:39.400 --> 00:36:40.840
<v Speaker 1>You know what, I can't even say that.

689
00:36:40.880 --> 00:36:41.079
<v Speaker 3>Wow.

690
00:36:41.119 --> 00:36:42.679
<v Speaker 4>The more I think about this, the less I want

691
00:36:42.679 --> 00:36:46.519
<v Speaker 4>to stick to my answer. The Matrix was my gut answer,

692
00:36:46.760 --> 00:36:47.639
<v Speaker 4>and I'm gonna stick with it.

693
00:36:47.679 --> 00:36:49.239
<v Speaker 1>I'm not going to try and talk about it because

694
00:36:49.280 --> 00:36:50.639
<v Speaker 1>I might talk myself out of it.

695
00:36:50.679 --> 00:37:00.599
<v Speaker 2>And oh, what was the Terminator's first round? Mat I

696
00:37:00.599 --> 00:37:05.400
<v Speaker 2>can't remember. I'm just curious because it's Inestellar Interstellar, Okay,

697
00:37:05.559 --> 00:37:08.400
<v Speaker 2>because I feel like it's gone through a gambit of

698
00:37:08.480 --> 00:37:09.199
<v Speaker 2>good movies.

699
00:37:09.639 --> 00:37:11.960
<v Speaker 3>Yeah, it definitely has.

700
00:37:12.480 --> 00:37:14.320
<v Speaker 2>I mean, none of them are they're not Stargate. But

701
00:37:15.280 --> 00:37:21.639
<v Speaker 2>I'm gonna go with Matrix. Also, Yeah, Terminator is a

702
00:37:21.639 --> 00:37:26.599
<v Speaker 2>great movie. But I if if I was just straight up,

703
00:37:26.639 --> 00:37:29.000
<v Speaker 2>if I was gonna say name a sci fi bracket,

704
00:37:29.039 --> 00:37:32.039
<v Speaker 2>the Matrix is probably gonna be one of my top choices. Yeah.

705
00:37:32.840 --> 00:37:35.679
<v Speaker 3>I thought it was going to be Predator versus the Matrix,

706
00:37:36.440 --> 00:37:40.039
<v Speaker 3>but in hindsight looking back now definitely meant in Black

707
00:37:40.079 --> 00:37:41.719
<v Speaker 3>has its merit to be in there instead.

708
00:37:42.079 --> 00:37:46.480
<v Speaker 4>I will say this, I don't think that you could

709
00:37:46.480 --> 00:37:53.480
<v Speaker 4>have a better final three in my personal opinion, Terminator

710
00:37:53.679 --> 00:37:58.599
<v Speaker 4>and Matrix. Out of this group, there might be one,

711
00:37:58.679 --> 00:38:01.039
<v Speaker 4>there might be some others that are floating out there,

712
00:38:01.039 --> 00:38:01.440
<v Speaker 4>but out.

713
00:38:01.320 --> 00:38:04.440
<v Speaker 2>Of the group, yeah, yeah, out of what what transpired, Yeah,

714
00:38:04.519 --> 00:38:05.480
<v Speaker 2>I would agree with that.

715
00:38:05.599 --> 00:38:06.199
<v Speaker 1>Yeah.

716
00:38:08.480 --> 00:38:10.960
<v Speaker 2>So, uh the last matchup is that where we're on.

717
00:38:10.960 --> 00:38:18.199
<v Speaker 1>Now, which is Matrix? Is the Matrix? Who's home team?

718
00:38:19.119 --> 00:38:21.159
<v Speaker 3>All my guess would be considered Men of Black.

719
00:38:25.400 --> 00:38:32.679
<v Speaker 2>Man better series Men in Black.

720
00:38:32.840 --> 00:38:34.719
<v Speaker 1>Oh, hands down. But that's not what we're doing. We're

721
00:38:34.719 --> 00:38:38.719
<v Speaker 1>not doing movie. I know, sci fi movie, that's right,

722
00:38:38.840 --> 00:38:42.639
<v Speaker 1>it's right. Don't gout schooled and now he's educated. It's

723
00:38:42.679 --> 00:38:45.760
<v Speaker 1>one thing I have not done.

724
00:38:45.639 --> 00:38:52.400
<v Speaker 2>M Uh, I'm gonna go. I'm gonna go Matrix. I

725
00:38:52.400 --> 00:38:56.239
<v Speaker 2>I think I think the Matrix is the better sci

726
00:38:56.280 --> 00:38:59.679
<v Speaker 2>fi movie. Uh, personally, if I'm gonna choose which one

727
00:38:59.719 --> 00:39:02.159
<v Speaker 2>I want to watch first, it's gonna be Men in Black.

728
00:39:03.119 --> 00:39:05.960
<v Speaker 2>But I do think Matrix is a better movie.

729
00:39:07.360 --> 00:39:11.599
<v Speaker 1>Yeah, I'm gonna say Men in Black.

730
00:39:14.840 --> 00:39:15.320
<v Speaker 4>I like it.

731
00:39:15.800 --> 00:39:16.840
<v Speaker 1>That's good. I like it.

732
00:39:16.840 --> 00:39:18.119
<v Speaker 2>That's that's good.

733
00:39:19.760 --> 00:39:20.360
<v Speaker 3>I like it.

734
00:39:21.840 --> 00:39:25.599
<v Speaker 1>I'm gonna go Matrix. And that's why I said Men

735
00:39:25.639 --> 00:39:28.280
<v Speaker 1>in Black, Yeah, because I wanted to hear you say Matrix.

736
00:39:29.840 --> 00:39:30.440
<v Speaker 1>Yeah you did.

737
00:39:33.320 --> 00:39:34.559
<v Speaker 2>Why do you pick Matrix?

738
00:39:34.599 --> 00:39:34.840
<v Speaker 1>Though?

739
00:39:36.679 --> 00:39:40.079
<v Speaker 3>I picked Matrix because when it comes down to like

740
00:39:40.199 --> 00:39:44.840
<v Speaker 3>cat and Mouse game, I really liked the Cat and

741
00:39:44.880 --> 00:39:48.599
<v Speaker 3>Mouse sci fi that the Matrix was. And like, there

742
00:39:48.639 --> 00:39:50.480
<v Speaker 3>definitely was in Men in Black two, like trying to

743
00:39:50.519 --> 00:39:52.639
<v Speaker 3>hunt down that alien, you know, like cops and robberts

744
00:39:52.679 --> 00:39:56.480
<v Speaker 3>kind of thing. But this was like with the Matrix,

745
00:39:56.519 --> 00:39:58.920
<v Speaker 3>it was such a mind fuck because it was like

746
00:39:59.039 --> 00:40:01.639
<v Speaker 3>you're a slave to these systems and they're trying to

747
00:40:01.719 --> 00:40:03.840
<v Speaker 3>find you. It's not only silence you, but it puts

748
00:40:03.840 --> 00:40:07.519
<v Speaker 3>you back in so you can keep making them energy

749
00:40:08.119 --> 00:40:10.239
<v Speaker 3>and you're just trying to get your friends out and

750
00:40:10.280 --> 00:40:12.639
<v Speaker 3>now you're trying to go and be free, and it

751
00:40:12.719 --> 00:40:14.039
<v Speaker 3>is such a mind fuck.

752
00:40:13.840 --> 00:40:14.440
<v Speaker 1>Of a movie.

753
00:40:14.719 --> 00:40:17.639
<v Speaker 3>Yeah, every time I it's it's it's kind of like

754
00:40:19.880 --> 00:40:22.519
<v Speaker 3>it's kind of like Interstellar, and it's kind of like Inception,

755
00:40:22.679 --> 00:40:25.079
<v Speaker 3>where every time I watch it, I find something new

756
00:40:25.119 --> 00:40:27.840
<v Speaker 3>about it because there's so much involved.

757
00:40:28.400 --> 00:40:32.119
<v Speaker 2>That's that's yeah. You know what's funny to me about

758
00:40:32.119 --> 00:40:34.400
<v Speaker 2>the Matrix. And I think we've had this conversation before,

759
00:40:34.440 --> 00:40:37.039
<v Speaker 2>because I know we've talked about because I love the

760
00:40:37.039 --> 00:40:40.079
<v Speaker 2>Matrix or not the Matrix? The Men in Black right,

761
00:40:41.440 --> 00:40:44.519
<v Speaker 2>and in my opinion, in order the best Men in

762
00:40:44.559 --> 00:40:47.400
<v Speaker 2>Blacks in order are three to two and one. They

763
00:40:47.400 --> 00:40:50.400
<v Speaker 2>are reverse order. For me, number one is number one

764
00:40:50.480 --> 00:40:54.960
<v Speaker 2>is the worst one, but it's still phenomenal. Number three

765
00:40:55.079 --> 00:41:01.320
<v Speaker 2>is hands down my favorite Men in Black. Absolutely, I love,

766
00:41:02.679 --> 00:41:05.519
<v Speaker 2>I love, and I don't I can understand that.

767
00:41:06.000 --> 00:41:09.719
<v Speaker 1>Yeah, I don't disagree with you, per se like I don't,

768
00:41:09.719 --> 00:41:11.360
<v Speaker 1>I don't want to argue with you.

769
00:41:12.119 --> 00:41:15.880
<v Speaker 2>What I love about three is I love how three

770
00:41:15.960 --> 00:41:18.760
<v Speaker 2>has the best villain out of the three movies. I

771
00:41:18.800 --> 00:41:21.840
<v Speaker 2>would agree with that hands down. You have the time

772
00:41:21.920 --> 00:41:28.559
<v Speaker 2>travel aspect, and then you also have the outcomes aspect

773
00:41:28.719 --> 00:41:30.840
<v Speaker 2>with the I can't think of the guy's name in

774
00:41:30.880 --> 00:41:33.960
<v Speaker 2>the movie, but how there's all these infinite outcomes and

775
00:41:34.000 --> 00:41:36.760
<v Speaker 2>which one's going to be chosen at this time, right,

776
00:41:37.039 --> 00:41:38.960
<v Speaker 2>So that kind of goes with time travel, but it's

777
00:41:38.960 --> 00:41:42.239
<v Speaker 2>a whole separate ballgame. And then you have the whole

778
00:41:42.280 --> 00:41:47.039
<v Speaker 2>story tied in from the beginning, from the very beginning

779
00:41:47.360 --> 00:41:49.880
<v Speaker 2>to the end, and it's just like it just brings

780
00:41:50.039 --> 00:41:53.039
<v Speaker 2>everything together, and it's just it's such a good movie,

781
00:41:53.159 --> 00:41:56.719
<v Speaker 2>such a good story, and the villain it's just fun.

782
00:41:56.840 --> 00:41:57.760
<v Speaker 2>It's such a good movie.

783
00:42:00.000 --> 00:42:00.599
<v Speaker 1>I respect that.

784
00:42:01.239 --> 00:42:05.199
<v Speaker 2>So but the Matrix, the Matrix wins this bracket. So ye,

785
00:42:07.400 --> 00:42:15.960
<v Speaker 2>r I p Agent J and Agent m okay.

786
00:42:14.199 --> 00:42:16.559
<v Speaker 3>Did you guys see the New Matrix that was with

787
00:42:17.159 --> 00:42:18.800
<v Speaker 3>Chris Emsworth and the other person?

788
00:42:19.280 --> 00:42:22.320
<v Speaker 1>You mean the New Men in Black? Either you have

789
00:42:22.360 --> 00:42:23.119
<v Speaker 1>The New Men in Black?

790
00:42:23.320 --> 00:42:25.760
<v Speaker 2>The World one? I did, I didn't.

791
00:42:25.800 --> 00:42:27.679
<v Speaker 1>I didn't I did. Did you like it?

792
00:42:27.880 --> 00:42:28.039
<v Speaker 3>Though?

793
00:42:29.920 --> 00:42:31.519
<v Speaker 4>I went into it thinking it was going to be

794
00:42:31.559 --> 00:42:35.599
<v Speaker 4>a terrible movie, So it exceeded my expectations.

795
00:42:36.719 --> 00:42:39.239
<v Speaker 1>That makes sense. But if it was the first movie

796
00:42:39.280 --> 00:42:42.000
<v Speaker 1>in the series, I never would have watched another one.

797
00:42:43.360 --> 00:42:44.400
<v Speaker 2>That also makes sense.

798
00:42:48.079 --> 00:42:49.440
<v Speaker 1>It makes sense. The tracks.

799
00:42:49.719 --> 00:42:50.599
<v Speaker 2>Yeah, I don't know.

800
00:42:50.679 --> 00:42:52.440
<v Speaker 3>I never saw it. I felt like it was just

801
00:42:52.480 --> 00:42:55.480
<v Speaker 3>gonna be too much of a disappointment to what the

802
00:42:55.480 --> 00:42:57.760
<v Speaker 3>originals were, and so I just said not to watch it.

803
00:42:58.199 --> 00:42:59.360
<v Speaker 2>That was exactly where I'm at.

804
00:42:59.679 --> 00:43:02.039
<v Speaker 4>I watched it when it came on TV one time

805
00:43:02.360 --> 00:43:05.119
<v Speaker 4>and I had nothing else to do and was like, ah,

806
00:43:05.159 --> 00:43:09.920
<v Speaker 4>fuck it, love it. Never had any intention to watch it, though.

807
00:43:11.760 --> 00:43:14.079
<v Speaker 2>I do love those brackets, so they're fun. I like

808
00:43:14.159 --> 00:43:17.039
<v Speaker 2>doing those mini brackets per episodes. Those are those are

809
00:43:17.039 --> 00:43:17.559
<v Speaker 2>good times.

810
00:43:19.280 --> 00:43:22.559
<v Speaker 3>And there's so many leftover, Like well, just in general,

811
00:43:22.639 --> 00:43:24.880
<v Speaker 3>in brackets, just in general, when you can only pick

812
00:43:24.960 --> 00:43:27.800
<v Speaker 3>sixteen of something so that you can fit it into

813
00:43:27.800 --> 00:43:31.239
<v Speaker 3>an episode with some other stuff, it makes sense. But yeah,

814
00:43:31.280 --> 00:43:33.519
<v Speaker 3>like you could you could spin off another two three

815
00:43:34.119 --> 00:43:38.039
<v Speaker 3>for sure two sixteen movie brackets and then match those up.

816
00:43:38.119 --> 00:43:38.320
<v Speaker 2>You know.

817
00:43:38.400 --> 00:43:39.360
<v Speaker 3>It's mm hmm.

818
00:43:40.679 --> 00:43:41.440
<v Speaker 2>Lots.

819
00:43:41.599 --> 00:43:43.599
<v Speaker 4>If you guys would like, if your if our listeners

820
00:43:43.639 --> 00:43:45.559
<v Speaker 4>would like to hear us do any kind of bracket,

821
00:43:45.599 --> 00:43:48.159
<v Speaker 4>We'll do any kind of bracket, any kind of bracket

822
00:43:48.239 --> 00:43:48.559
<v Speaker 4>you want.

823
00:43:48.599 --> 00:43:57.159
<v Speaker 1>You throw it at us, we'll do it. We're like, uh, just.

824
00:43:57.280 --> 00:44:00.079
<v Speaker 2>For you, be word, don't tell us what you want.

825
00:43:59.599 --> 00:44:04.159
<v Speaker 3>Be word, B word can go cook never mind fuck you.

826
00:44:04.599 --> 00:44:06.960
<v Speaker 3>Our next bracket is gonna be Cora's ex boyfriends.

827
00:44:08.400 --> 00:44:09.840
<v Speaker 2>We're gonna do that. In one episode.

828
00:44:10.440 --> 00:44:13.159
<v Speaker 3>Yeah, actually it's gonna be probably two.

829
00:44:13.719 --> 00:44:19.480
<v Speaker 2>Okay, all right, part one word too? Oh all right,

830
00:44:19.519 --> 00:44:23.719
<v Speaker 2>well would you rather yeah, yeah, we could just do

831
00:44:23.800 --> 00:44:27.000
<v Speaker 2>that first, I guess, and skip the next segment and

832
00:44:27.039 --> 00:44:29.559
<v Speaker 2>just flip them, right, we could do that, yeah, whatever,

833
00:44:29.920 --> 00:44:32.159
<v Speaker 2>would you rather do this segment or the last segment?

834
00:44:34.679 --> 00:44:37.400
<v Speaker 4>Let's oh, I forgot about that one. I forgot that

835
00:44:37.440 --> 00:44:40.199
<v Speaker 4>you would. Yeah, I totally space that. I had written

836
00:44:40.239 --> 00:44:41.559
<v Speaker 4>down four things that make you go.

837
00:44:41.559 --> 00:44:47.960
<v Speaker 2>Home, that'll make you go on. All right, so that's

838
00:44:47.960 --> 00:44:49.800
<v Speaker 2>a that's a that's a dad thing. We did for

839
00:44:49.840 --> 00:44:52.559
<v Speaker 2>a long time. We did that. I'd say it felt

840
00:44:52.559 --> 00:44:55.039
<v Speaker 2>like every maybe like four to six episodes we did

841
00:44:55.039 --> 00:44:56.480
<v Speaker 2>the things that make you go hau like. We did

842
00:44:56.480 --> 00:44:59.760
<v Speaker 2>it quite often. So I said, let's write, let's do

843
00:44:59.840 --> 00:45:04.320
<v Speaker 2>three or four each. So let's do round Robin Dome

844
00:45:04.719 --> 00:45:07.199
<v Speaker 2>then me then stoned, go ahead, dome, take it.

845
00:45:08.159 --> 00:45:08.519
<v Speaker 1>Uh.

846
00:45:09.480 --> 00:45:14.400
<v Speaker 4>Do you realize that vertical videos went from being universally

847
00:45:14.480 --> 00:45:17.039
<v Speaker 4>hated to the most popular form of consumption.

848
00:45:19.800 --> 00:45:22.000
<v Speaker 3>H m hm hmm.

849
00:45:24.519 --> 00:45:24.760
<v Speaker 1>Yeah.

850
00:45:25.599 --> 00:45:27.880
<v Speaker 2>If McDonald's sold hot dogs, it would be called a mcglizzie.

851
00:45:27.920 --> 00:45:29.960
<v Speaker 2>But if their ice cream machine actually worked, you could

852
00:45:29.960 --> 00:45:31.480
<v Speaker 2>get a mcglizzard.

853
00:45:31.840 --> 00:45:33.840
<v Speaker 1>B for Wiener.

854
00:45:35.840 --> 00:45:36.519
<v Speaker 3>It's interesting.

855
00:45:38.000 --> 00:45:40.800
<v Speaker 1>If you put a chamelion in a mirror, what color

856
00:45:40.840 --> 00:45:41.280
<v Speaker 1>would it be?

857
00:45:45.039 --> 00:45:51.039
<v Speaker 2>Mirror green? Did you just assume it's color?

858
00:45:51.840 --> 00:45:52.199
<v Speaker 1>Yeah?

859
00:45:52.760 --> 00:45:55.639
<v Speaker 3>Yeah, bold.

860
00:45:58.280 --> 00:45:59.360
<v Speaker 1>Dinosaurs are huge.

861
00:46:00.519 --> 00:46:02.599
<v Speaker 4>But did you know that the largest animal to ever

862
00:46:02.679 --> 00:46:04.360
<v Speaker 4>exist is still alive?

863
00:46:04.679 --> 00:46:08.800
<v Speaker 1>You can't talk about b word like that. He has

864
00:46:08.840 --> 00:46:09.599
<v Speaker 1>saved for the roast.

865
00:46:11.599 --> 00:46:17.639
<v Speaker 2>I'm sorry, b Word eight the roast. Hey, if cinderella

866
00:46:17.719 --> 00:46:20.400
<v Speaker 2>shoe fit perfect, why did fall off in the first place?

867
00:46:21.800 --> 00:46:23.760
<v Speaker 1>M hm m hmm.

868
00:46:25.199 --> 00:46:28.639
<v Speaker 3>What if our entire life is flashing before eyes already

869
00:46:28.760 --> 00:46:30.039
<v Speaker 3>because we're.

870
00:46:30.199 --> 00:46:36.920
<v Speaker 1>Dying, but we just don't realize we're dying. It's better

871
00:46:36.960 --> 00:46:50.679
<v Speaker 1>start getting fucking good. Jesus, do you know in Toy

872
00:46:50.719 --> 00:46:54.880
<v Speaker 1>story it must be pure agony to be an unassembled toy?

873
00:46:56.280 --> 00:47:02.159
<v Speaker 1>Oh damn are they Are they alive when they're unassembled

874
00:47:02.559 --> 00:47:04.559
<v Speaker 1>or do they become alive once you get assembled?

875
00:47:06.840 --> 00:47:09.920
<v Speaker 2>I would say they're still alive, hence Toy Story one

876
00:47:10.159 --> 00:47:11.119
<v Speaker 2>in Sid's room.

877
00:47:11.480 --> 00:47:13.079
<v Speaker 1>Oh, that's a good point. That's good point.

878
00:47:13.679 --> 00:47:18.960
<v Speaker 3>Shit, it would be awkward though, right right. The bionical

879
00:47:18.960 --> 00:47:20.800
<v Speaker 3>guy in the box is like, what the fuck?

880
00:47:22.280 --> 00:47:25.559
<v Speaker 1>What about lego legos? Yeah?

881
00:47:28.440 --> 00:47:30.440
<v Speaker 2>Hey, why do feet smell? But noses run.

882
00:47:31.559 --> 00:47:35.800
<v Speaker 1>M hm.

883
00:47:35.840 --> 00:47:37.880
<v Speaker 3>You know, why is it that the closest person in

884
00:47:37.920 --> 00:47:40.360
<v Speaker 3>front of you is also the farthest person away from you.

885
00:47:43.079 --> 00:47:43.400
<v Speaker 1>Hmm.

886
00:47:44.920 --> 00:47:47.079
<v Speaker 2>It's because they call little t rexar.

887
00:47:53.639 --> 00:47:56.320
<v Speaker 1>You know, a polka dotted shirt is still a striped shirt.

888
00:47:56.719 --> 00:48:06.519
<v Speaker 1>They just run in the third dimension. Whoa, I blew

889
00:48:06.599 --> 00:48:06.960
<v Speaker 1>my mind?

890
00:48:07.000 --> 00:48:12.719
<v Speaker 2>Man, Hey, can you be wasting time? You can time

891
00:48:12.760 --> 00:48:14.880
<v Speaker 2>be wasted if you had fun wasting it.

892
00:48:18.960 --> 00:48:22.239
<v Speaker 3>Mm hm. You know they say opposite the tract, but

893
00:48:22.880 --> 00:48:24.960
<v Speaker 3>how could you find your opposite when they're doing the

894
00:48:25.000 --> 00:48:28.599
<v Speaker 3>opposite of what you're doing? Wait?

895
00:48:28.599 --> 00:48:28.800
<v Speaker 1>What?

896
00:48:29.599 --> 00:48:30.519
<v Speaker 2>Mhm?

897
00:48:30.800 --> 00:48:35.840
<v Speaker 1>H huh? What last one?

898
00:48:36.239 --> 00:48:37.519
<v Speaker 2>You have one? You have one more?

899
00:48:37.840 --> 00:48:39.280
<v Speaker 1>No? No more?

900
00:48:39.360 --> 00:48:42.519
<v Speaker 2>I got one more? Can you can you super glue

901
00:48:43.079 --> 00:48:44.880
<v Speaker 2>to a non stick baking pan?

902
00:48:48.000 --> 00:48:48.079
<v Speaker 3>No?

903
00:48:48.920 --> 00:48:55.639
<v Speaker 1>Hmmm, I'm about to find out. So here's what happened.

904
00:48:55.639 --> 00:48:58.800
<v Speaker 1>I got my dick stuck in a frying pan, my

905
00:48:58.960 --> 00:49:02.760
<v Speaker 1>hands fucking glued to conclude to one of my cookie.

906
00:49:02.440 --> 00:49:07.039
<v Speaker 2>Sheets, just like your ancestors would have wanted.

907
00:49:07.360 --> 00:49:14.280
<v Speaker 3>Oh god damn right to round us out. You know,

908
00:49:14.320 --> 00:49:15.800
<v Speaker 3>the selfie you don't want to.

909
00:49:15.760 --> 00:49:18.079
<v Speaker 1>Post is what you actually look like. We are all

910
00:49:18.159 --> 00:49:24.000
<v Speaker 1>just denying how fucking ugly we really are. Jesus Christ.

911
00:49:26.840 --> 00:49:30.079
<v Speaker 2>I still remember the time when when Dome sent me

912
00:49:30.119 --> 00:49:33.719
<v Speaker 2>a picture of his license, his old license, and I

913
00:49:33.800 --> 00:49:37.440
<v Speaker 2>like fucking did the did the next thing, just to

914
00:49:37.480 --> 00:49:38.559
<v Speaker 2>try and make fun of it.

915
00:49:39.079 --> 00:49:42.079
<v Speaker 1>It's great, it's so great. Ship.

916
00:49:42.639 --> 00:49:44.760
<v Speaker 2>Yeah, all right, Well it's.

917
00:49:44.559 --> 00:49:46.519
<v Speaker 1>Like, would you rather have that as your license picture

918
00:49:46.719 --> 00:49:48.119
<v Speaker 1>or have a different one?

919
00:49:48.599 --> 00:49:51.039
<v Speaker 2>Mm hmm, I'd rather be black.

920
00:49:53.920 --> 00:50:00.960
<v Speaker 1>Hey, what's the what's the best way to welcome with

921
00:50:01.039 --> 00:50:06.039
<v Speaker 1>you into your house? M open the front door, dumbasse,

922
00:50:07.400 --> 00:50:07.920
<v Speaker 1>and then I'll.

923
00:50:08.039 --> 00:50:14.079
<v Speaker 2>Preheat the oven. All right? Uh?

924
00:50:14.199 --> 00:50:16.719
<v Speaker 1>Do you know what the fastest living animal is on earth?

925
00:50:19.239 --> 00:50:19.320
<v Speaker 2>What?

926
00:50:19.679 --> 00:50:20.880
<v Speaker 1>It's the Ethiopian chicken?

927
00:50:21.320 --> 00:50:30.199
<v Speaker 2>Mm hmm, all right, all right, what.

928
00:50:30.920 --> 00:50:31.440
<v Speaker 1>Are we doing?

929
00:50:32.559 --> 00:50:32.719
<v Speaker 3>Oh?

930
00:50:33.559 --> 00:50:35.679
<v Speaker 2>Would you rather Now we're gonna we're a hop into

931
00:50:35.679 --> 00:50:39.360
<v Speaker 2>some would you rather some old school? Uh? I goes

932
00:50:40.519 --> 00:50:45.000
<v Speaker 2>period clock, come shot, here we go. I'll go stoned

933
00:50:45.360 --> 00:50:47.840
<v Speaker 2>me and then Dome Stone Do you go first? Yeah?

934
00:50:47.960 --> 00:50:52.840
<v Speaker 1>Mine are all dirty? Would you rather be blindfolded or gagged? Yes?

935
00:50:55.079 --> 00:50:57.800
<v Speaker 2>Blindfolded. I'd freak out if I felt like I couldn't

936
00:50:57.800 --> 00:50:59.440
<v Speaker 2>breathe Give.

937
00:50:59.320 --> 00:51:00.840
<v Speaker 1>Me what's somethreath? Your dumb ass?

938
00:51:00.880 --> 00:51:04.920
<v Speaker 2>You just can't talk? No, No, I'm a mouth breather.

939
00:51:05.480 --> 00:51:10.119
<v Speaker 2>I'm a mouth breather. I'd freak out. I'd freak out.

940
00:51:11.039 --> 00:51:13.559
<v Speaker 3>You're trying to breathe and you're just spitting your drool

941
00:51:13.639 --> 00:51:14.360
<v Speaker 3>like everywhere.

942
00:51:19.119 --> 00:51:26.159
<v Speaker 1>Fucking oh Jesus, blindfold blindfold yeah, blindfold yeah, that off.

943
00:51:26.920 --> 00:51:30.159
<v Speaker 2>Would you rather fight a KGB agent or a waffle

944
00:51:30.199 --> 00:51:31.079
<v Speaker 2>house employee?

945
00:51:32.440 --> 00:51:35.679
<v Speaker 1>A KGB agent thousands?

946
00:51:36.039 --> 00:51:39.239
<v Speaker 3>No, man, the bitch is crazy waffle house because you know,

947
00:51:39.320 --> 00:51:41.039
<v Speaker 3>at least at the end of the day, they'd be like,

948
00:51:41.079 --> 00:51:42.480
<v Speaker 3>all right, here's some pancakes.

949
00:51:42.679 --> 00:51:45.199
<v Speaker 4>You know you they both kill you. It's just with

950
00:51:45.280 --> 00:51:47.360
<v Speaker 4>one you probably wouldn't see or feel it.

951
00:51:49.039 --> 00:51:50.599
<v Speaker 1>The other one. Dude, the waffle house.

952
00:51:50.760 --> 00:51:54.039
<v Speaker 2>This motherfucker just gave us ship for twenty five minutes

953
00:51:54.079 --> 00:51:56.400
<v Speaker 2>about sci fi movies and then he fucking has the

954
00:51:56.440 --> 00:51:59.480
<v Speaker 2>audacity to say, let me get pancakes at waffle house.

955
00:51:59.599 --> 00:52:00.519
<v Speaker 1>God have right.

956
00:52:00.960 --> 00:52:02.519
<v Speaker 3>My middle name is audacity.

957
00:52:03.000 --> 00:52:03.440
<v Speaker 1>Let's go.

958
00:52:04.079 --> 00:52:05.480
<v Speaker 3>I'm still recording on it.

959
00:52:09.280 --> 00:52:11.719
<v Speaker 1>We got all right.

960
00:52:13.440 --> 00:52:16.280
<v Speaker 4>Would you rather be on the receiving end of a

961
00:52:16.320 --> 00:52:20.639
<v Speaker 4>glory hole where you do not know who who who

962
00:52:20.639 --> 00:52:23.280
<v Speaker 4>it is or what they're going to be doing, right?

963
00:52:24.320 --> 00:52:29.360
<v Speaker 4>Or would you rather watch your mother participate in some

964
00:52:29.519 --> 00:52:30.440
<v Speaker 4>glory whole action.

965
00:52:34.719 --> 00:52:37.440
<v Speaker 2>I'm gonna take the I don't know what's happening in

966
00:52:37.519 --> 00:52:38.280
<v Speaker 2>me gloryhole.

967
00:52:39.239 --> 00:52:40.400
<v Speaker 1>Either way, it's ten minutes.

968
00:52:42.599 --> 00:52:45.239
<v Speaker 3>Yeah, I don't need another sibling, so I'm just gonna

969
00:52:45.280 --> 00:52:52.760
<v Speaker 3>take I don't know the tap the word Jesus Christ.

970
00:52:52.760 --> 00:52:56.639
<v Speaker 1>Now that's a sci fi movie.

971
00:52:59.400 --> 00:53:01.760
<v Speaker 2>I think you're the of conception, not inception.

972
00:53:04.960 --> 00:53:06.840
<v Speaker 1>Now that's Stargate.

973
00:53:11.360 --> 00:53:13.719
<v Speaker 2>Started as Stargate ended with Planet of the Apes.

974
00:53:20.280 --> 00:53:23.159
<v Speaker 3>Thank god they got Robie Wade as much later because

975
00:53:23.199 --> 00:53:24.480
<v Speaker 3>I've been called terminator.

976
00:53:26.199 --> 00:53:27.760
<v Speaker 2>I don't care if it's red or blue. I just

977
00:53:27.760 --> 00:53:28.719
<v Speaker 2>hope she took the pill.

978
00:53:32.519 --> 00:53:34.760
<v Speaker 1>Why does your mom have a bushel of bananas?

979
00:53:42.039 --> 00:53:50.079
<v Speaker 3>Oh?

980
00:53:50.119 --> 00:54:02.000
<v Speaker 5>Alright, next up, without making fun of my mom.

981
00:54:02.320 --> 00:54:03.400
<v Speaker 1>Definitely almost puked.

982
00:54:04.400 --> 00:54:14.360
<v Speaker 2>Oh fuck, I almost threw up earlier. All right, Stone,

983
00:54:14.360 --> 00:54:14.920
<v Speaker 2>what do you got for?

984
00:54:16.320 --> 00:54:19.760
<v Speaker 1>Oh god, let's see.

985
00:54:20.079 --> 00:54:22.920
<v Speaker 3>Would you rather only have vanilla sex for the rest

986
00:54:22.920 --> 00:54:24.480
<v Speaker 3>of your life or b D S M for the

987
00:54:24.519 --> 00:54:25.159
<v Speaker 3>rest of your life?

988
00:54:25.960 --> 00:54:28.800
<v Speaker 1>Why? Why are you gotta make me choose? I like

989
00:54:28.840 --> 00:54:39.599
<v Speaker 1>them both? Uh m m m hm hm hmm baniasm.

990
00:54:39.920 --> 00:54:43.800
<v Speaker 2>Eventually, marriage is the same vanilla and the same.

991
00:54:43.960 --> 00:54:51.000
<v Speaker 1>So because there's.

992
00:54:52.679 --> 00:54:55.239
<v Speaker 4>There's there's more variety. There there's are if you really

993
00:54:55.360 --> 00:54:58.280
<v Speaker 4>know about the world of B D s M. There's

994
00:54:58.320 --> 00:55:01.119
<v Speaker 4>actually a lot of there's a ring, a wide range

995
00:55:01.800 --> 00:55:02.559
<v Speaker 4>you can do in there.

996
00:55:04.119 --> 00:55:07.840
<v Speaker 2>It's not all picking. Would you rather have a unibrow

997
00:55:07.960 --> 00:55:08.679
<v Speaker 2>or no eyebrows?

998
00:55:11.039 --> 00:55:13.320
<v Speaker 1>Oh? A brow? Yeah?

999
00:55:15.400 --> 00:55:16.760
<v Speaker 2>Yeah, straight up brow?

1000
00:55:17.320 --> 00:55:19.599
<v Speaker 1>Yeah. I would look like a fucking I mean I

1001
00:55:19.599 --> 00:55:20.559
<v Speaker 1>already looked stupid.

1002
00:55:21.760 --> 00:55:24.679
<v Speaker 4>You take my eyebrows off, and it's just like one

1003
00:55:24.760 --> 00:55:28.159
<v Speaker 4>sheer panel, like it's just all windshield.

1004
00:55:29.440 --> 00:55:30.719
<v Speaker 3>You look like a tesla.

1005
00:55:33.199 --> 00:55:39.039
<v Speaker 1>If Mader was a tesla, that's you. If Vader was

1006
00:55:39.119 --> 00:55:48.599
<v Speaker 1>a tesla's our fucking episode titled oh oh man is

1007
00:55:48.840 --> 00:55:52.320
<v Speaker 1>just straight. I'm gonna go, no eyebrows. I don't look

1008
00:55:52.320 --> 00:55:54.800
<v Speaker 1>like a fucking caveman. That wouldn't look like a.

1009
00:55:56.440 --> 00:55:59.000
<v Speaker 2>Well with his glasses, it doesn't hardly look like he

1010
00:55:59.039 --> 00:56:01.360
<v Speaker 2>has eyebrows anyway, Tell you does that?

1011
00:56:01.519 --> 00:56:02.920
<v Speaker 1>Yeah? I was gonna say, it's like raises.

1012
00:56:03.159 --> 00:56:05.440
<v Speaker 3>Nobody would be able to know that, Like you're like

1013
00:56:05.599 --> 00:56:06.480
<v Speaker 3>moving your head like that?

1014
00:56:06.679 --> 00:56:07.559
<v Speaker 1>Would you wait?

1015
00:56:09.480 --> 00:56:09.639
<v Speaker 3>Hold?

1016
00:56:10.119 --> 00:56:11.920
<v Speaker 2>You catch people off guard. He'd be like, is he

1017
00:56:12.039 --> 00:56:12.679
<v Speaker 2>moving his head?

1018
00:56:15.199 --> 00:56:19.559
<v Speaker 1>Can I can I sharpie them on my head? Fuck?

1019
00:56:19.639 --> 00:56:21.519
<v Speaker 3>Yeah, let's do this right now on the east side.

1020
00:56:22.199 --> 00:56:24.320
<v Speaker 2>Do it right now? Scare brandy.

1021
00:56:25.280 --> 00:56:31.679
<v Speaker 1>Shit fucking hilarious, dude, Hold on, hear me out, hear

1022
00:56:31.719 --> 00:56:32.000
<v Speaker 1>me out.

1023
00:56:32.360 --> 00:56:36.480
<v Speaker 2>Shave one and try and sharpie your other one to

1024
00:56:36.559 --> 00:56:38.559
<v Speaker 2>be exactly like your real one.

1025
00:56:39.559 --> 00:56:40.440
<v Speaker 3>See what it looks like.

1026
00:56:42.840 --> 00:56:48.719
<v Speaker 1>I think Kelly left some of the eyelighter here, kids, kids,

1027
00:56:49.159 --> 00:56:53.639
<v Speaker 1>eyelighter ship. Let's finish this episode first, All.

1028
00:56:53.639 --> 00:56:58.320
<v Speaker 3>Right, that you were trying to ut, Yeah, you're okay, okay.

1029
00:56:59.360 --> 00:57:03.840
<v Speaker 4>Would you have one fly constantly around you, annoying you

1030
00:57:04.320 --> 00:57:06.639
<v Speaker 4>all the time, all the time, for the rest of

1031
00:57:06.679 --> 00:57:11.039
<v Speaker 4>your life, or have five to ten itchy bug bites

1032
00:57:11.280 --> 00:57:14.320
<v Speaker 4>on you all the time for the rest of your love?

1033
00:57:15.320 --> 00:57:22.079
<v Speaker 2>Fly fly Yeah, yeah, fly, That one mosquito bite ain't

1034
00:57:22.119 --> 00:57:27.599
<v Speaker 2>gonna ain't gonna take my life. Yeah, I'd fucking murder

1035
00:57:27.719 --> 00:57:30.920
<v Speaker 2>myself over a mosquito bite that wouldn't go away, like

1036
00:57:31.039 --> 00:57:32.480
<v Speaker 2>straight up, like you get in there.

1037
00:57:32.639 --> 00:57:34.639
<v Speaker 1>Do you remember the ones we had this past summer?

1038
00:57:35.920 --> 00:57:39.440
<v Speaker 4>They were bad, like King Kingman had some weird fucking

1039
00:57:39.519 --> 00:57:44.079
<v Speaker 4>plague that hit us, and it seemed like everybody had mosquitoes.

1040
00:57:44.239 --> 00:57:50.639
<v Speaker 2>It was fucking terrible. Yeah, all right, last round?

1041
00:57:51.760 --> 00:57:55.840
<v Speaker 3>Would you rather would you rather have your partner tell

1042
00:57:55.880 --> 00:57:59.039
<v Speaker 3>you that from now on forever they will do whatever

1043
00:57:59.079 --> 00:58:02.880
<v Speaker 3>you want. They can't say I know, or your partner

1044
00:58:02.960 --> 00:58:06.320
<v Speaker 3>is okay with you going to have a threesome once

1045
00:58:06.559 --> 00:58:09.039
<v Speaker 3>every other year and they're not involved with it.

1046
00:58:10.639 --> 00:58:11.280
<v Speaker 1>This is easy.

1047
00:58:11.320 --> 00:58:12.960
<v Speaker 4>I'd rather than them just not be able to tell

1048
00:58:13.000 --> 00:58:15.039
<v Speaker 4>me no, because then I could just ask for that anyway.

1049
00:58:17.480 --> 00:58:20.440
<v Speaker 2>Who wants to wait for every other year? Do it tomorrow?

1050
00:58:20.880 --> 00:58:22.679
<v Speaker 1>Not that I not that I want to, I'm just

1051
00:58:22.760 --> 00:58:24.599
<v Speaker 1>saying I would rather.

1052
00:58:24.840 --> 00:58:27.320
<v Speaker 2>It's just to prove a point. Babe. It's sci fi.

1053
00:58:27.679 --> 00:58:29.599
<v Speaker 1>Okay, it's sci fi.

1054
00:58:30.079 --> 00:58:31.440
<v Speaker 3>You fucking nerve.

1055
00:58:33.239 --> 00:58:35.119
<v Speaker 1>The ungrateful bitch.

1056
00:58:36.760 --> 00:58:41.519
<v Speaker 2>Jesus, I'm gonna take uh, I guess yeah? Option A.

1057
00:58:44.400 --> 00:58:44.719
<v Speaker 1>All right?

1058
00:58:44.920 --> 00:58:47.519
<v Speaker 2>Uh? Would you rather receive an alert every time your

1059
00:58:47.559 --> 00:58:50.840
<v Speaker 2>best friend has sex? Or they get an alert every time.

1060
00:58:50.719 --> 00:58:53.559
<v Speaker 1>You have sex? I would rather receive it when you

1061
00:58:53.679 --> 00:59:02.880
<v Speaker 1>had sex? And can you say that again?

1062
00:59:03.719 --> 00:59:07.000
<v Speaker 2>Would you rather receive an alert every time your best

1063
00:59:07.039 --> 00:59:10.199
<v Speaker 2>friend has sex or they receive an alert every time

1064
00:59:10.400 --> 00:59:11.199
<v Speaker 2>you have sex?

1065
00:59:13.719 --> 00:59:20.119
<v Speaker 1>Yeah? Think hard about who your best friend is. M

1066
00:59:20.320 --> 00:59:25.760
<v Speaker 1>mmmmm ag He's like, ding, mom, what Mom?

1067
00:59:25.840 --> 00:59:48.239
<v Speaker 3>What? I don't I don't know, I don't know what

1068
00:59:48.599 --> 00:59:50.880
<v Speaker 3>I don't know? What's more sad to be honest, because

1069
00:59:51.000 --> 00:59:55.480
<v Speaker 3>like Darius's phone constantly pinging or mine never pinging?

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<v Speaker 1>This sex with yourself count hold on a second time out,

1071
01:00:05.360 --> 01:00:07.079
<v Speaker 1>because that changes the case.

1072
01:00:07.280 --> 01:00:11.960
<v Speaker 3>Sex is sex sex sex. You know what I'm gonna say,

1073
01:00:12.119 --> 01:00:14.320
<v Speaker 3>have my phone paying every time my best friend does

1074
01:00:14.360 --> 01:00:17.039
<v Speaker 3>so then I can be like, yes, send them at

1075
01:00:17.440 --> 01:00:24.360
<v Speaker 3>just congratulations, send the fucking balloons to his house.

1076
01:00:26.000 --> 01:00:28.800
<v Speaker 4>Oh Jesus, all right, pick a number three or four

1077
01:00:28.880 --> 01:00:29.840
<v Speaker 4>because I've got two more.

1078
01:00:30.320 --> 01:00:35.880
<v Speaker 1>Six? Okay? Would you rather fight twenty ten year olds

1079
01:00:36.760 --> 01:00:38.199
<v Speaker 1>or three sixteen year olds?

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01:00:39.400 --> 01:00:42.199
<v Speaker 2>Twenty ten year olds twenty ten year olds because those

1081
01:00:42.280 --> 01:00:45.800
<v Speaker 2>little motherfuckers think they're hard. I'm gonna drop every one

1082
01:00:45.880 --> 01:00:46.760
<v Speaker 2>of those motherfuckers.

1083
01:00:47.519 --> 01:00:49.280
<v Speaker 1>All right. Well, since you answered that one so quick,

1084
01:00:49.360 --> 01:00:50.119
<v Speaker 1>let me do my other one.

1085
01:00:51.719 --> 01:00:53.480
<v Speaker 2>Yeah, yeah, sure yeah.

1086
01:00:53.639 --> 01:00:56.440
<v Speaker 4>Would you rather have to sneeze every time someone said

1087
01:00:56.519 --> 01:01:01.119
<v Speaker 4>hello to you? Or every time someone said goodbye? But

1088
01:01:01.199 --> 01:01:03.920
<v Speaker 4>it's not like a quiet fart, it's not a long fart,

1089
01:01:04.000 --> 01:01:06.199
<v Speaker 4>it's just loud goodbye.

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01:01:07.400 --> 01:01:07.599
<v Speaker 5>Yeah?

1091
01:01:08.760 --> 01:01:13.559
<v Speaker 1>Yeah, Now question is it someone you know? Is it anyone? Anyone?

1092
01:01:13.760 --> 01:01:16.480
<v Speaker 3>Like you're walking through the ball and someone ran says

1093
01:01:16.480 --> 01:01:17.119
<v Speaker 3>goodbye and just.

1094
01:01:18.760 --> 01:01:19.760
<v Speaker 1>Or if somebody says.

1095
01:01:26.320 --> 01:01:28.679
<v Speaker 3>That would also like really suck because if you had

1096
01:01:28.719 --> 01:01:30.920
<v Speaker 3>the bubble guts and you you didn't trust it, and

1097
01:01:30.960 --> 01:01:32.320
<v Speaker 3>then you automatically had to do it.

1098
01:01:32.480 --> 01:01:35.599
<v Speaker 1>Yo, oh my chip a little bit.

1099
01:01:36.559 --> 01:01:42.440
<v Speaker 3>There's no rules, says it can't be a shark babe

1100
01:01:42.559 --> 01:01:43.960
<v Speaker 3>ran through another pair of underword today.

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01:01:44.199 --> 01:01:45.400
<v Speaker 1>God damn it.

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01:01:48.119 --> 01:01:49.880
<v Speaker 2>All right, well that was that was great. That got

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01:01:49.920 --> 01:01:53.199
<v Speaker 2>off the rails in a hurry and just kept kept

1104
01:01:53.480 --> 01:01:56.880
<v Speaker 2>off the rails. Good stuff, good stuff, all right. Well

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01:01:57.000 --> 01:02:00.760
<v Speaker 2>dad's on deck Day Quail, episode six, the We'll catch

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01:02:00.760 --> 01:02:03.280
<v Speaker 2>you next week beat out later.

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01:02:03.960 --> 01:02:11.800
<v Speaker 1>That's out. Wait, guys, what's the difference between a fridge

1108
01:02:11.840 --> 01:02:16.000
<v Speaker 1>and a butthole? The fridge doesn't fart when pull out.

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01:02:16.039 --> 01:02:16.400
<v Speaker 3>My meat

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<v Speaker 2>Smell like shit to you.