Speaker 1: Welcome to Dad's on day clok. Parental discussion is advised
Speaker 1: mature content beyond this point.
Speaker 2: Hey, guys, I made a playlist for hiking as music
Speaker 2: from Peanuts, The Cranberries, and eminem I call it my
Speaker 2: trail mix.
Speaker 3: Nice shout outs.
Speaker 1: I think episode nine is that?
Speaker 2: Was that your way back when? Oh yeah, I thought
Speaker 2: I heard that that was.
Speaker 1: One of the first ones.
Speaker 2: Yeah, I see, you know dazz on Dago episode one sixties.
Speaker 2: The best part about that, I'll get there in a second.
Speaker 2: I'm know I'm doing the best part. I just realized
Speaker 2: about saying one's sixty is last week I was wrong,
Speaker 2: you correct me. This week, I'm gonna be right. So
Speaker 2: next week I'm just gonna say one sixty again so
Speaker 2: you can correct me again.
Speaker 1: I don't care.
Speaker 2: It's like the you know your grandma when she says, oh,
Speaker 2: I'm like thirty nine and holding like I don't.
Speaker 3: Think it's been hold him for thirty years man seventy,
Speaker 3: which means you're sixty nine.
Speaker 1: Nice?
Speaker 2: Nice oh man? So uh yeah, nice Sunday evening here.
Speaker 2: Uh before we get into anything special, well, this is
Speaker 2: actually special. We have to roll out the red carpet
Speaker 2: for dome. I'm sure he forgot, but this is where
Speaker 2: you cash your rics eats. And when you say, oh,
Speaker 2: I'll give you fifteen to thirty seconds of the Rage
Speaker 2: against the Pudding Pops on next episode. So the floor
Speaker 2: is yours, go ahead, rage against the putting Pops.
Speaker 1: Oh I'm not ready for that at all. I totally
Speaker 1: forgot about this. What was I supposed to do?
Speaker 3: How high was I last week?
Speaker 2: I purposely left that off the show notes that I
Speaker 2: sent to you guys.
Speaker 1: Sucker, Yeah, I would have prepared.
Speaker 2: I wanted to see off the cuff.
Speaker 1: Oh yeah, yeah, that is not something I can do
Speaker 1: off the cuff. I am not that talented, not with that.
Speaker 2: No, no, wow, all right then no regagans putting pops.
Speaker 2: Every gets let down for a second week in row.
Speaker 1: It's me, that's true.
Speaker 2: Oh man? All right, well yeah pretty much, so dad stories,
Speaker 2: I'll go quick. I think I text you guys about
Speaker 2: this one. This is just down, dirty and simple and funny.
Speaker 2: We're getting ready Ellie ready for bed early. I think
Speaker 2: it was like Tuesday night, right early on in the week,
Speaker 2: and she's like adjusting her pants, and she adjusts her
Speaker 2: pants and she wipes her fucking butt crack with her
Speaker 2: fingers and then smells it and I mean like and
Speaker 2: then uh ask somemer to smell it. So it was like, no,
Speaker 2: I'm not gonna smell it.
Speaker 3: Get out of here.
Speaker 2: And I'm just standing there like at this point, I
Speaker 2: have turned around, put my face in the door, and
Speaker 2: I'm just laughing as hard as possible. It's wild.
Speaker 1: Oh she's she's so fucking awesome. That kid, That kid's amazing.
Speaker 2: Yeah, So you gotta.
Speaker 4: Don't ever don't ever stifle that brain. Don't ever ever
Speaker 4: try and put a cage on their own that kid's brain.
Speaker 1: Ever.
Speaker 2: Gladstone caught it.
Speaker 1: Nice one.
Speaker 2: That's good stuff he got, and he didn't even understand. Whatever,
Speaker 2: move along, don't what do you got?
Speaker 4: So I got two stories. Uh one I'll make very quick.
Speaker 4: Grayson got in.
Speaker 1: Trouble at school. Uh, he got in trouble for fighting.
Speaker 1: So a kid, a kid.
Speaker 4: Came up to him and they were playing around and said, hey,
Speaker 4: you want to fight. Grayson had said something, he made
Speaker 4: a joke, and the kid cracked the cracked the joke back.
Speaker 1: Of what you want to fight?
Speaker 4: And Grayson's like all right, and he started to come
Speaker 4: at him. And the kid thought that Grayson was being serious.
Speaker 4: So the kid punched Grayson in the face, and Grayson,
Speaker 4: to his credit, was like, all right, hold on a second,
Speaker 4: and he stopped and he turned around and he went
Speaker 4: to walk away, but he was pissed off. So one
Speaker 4: of his other friends decided he was going to go
Speaker 4: after him and check and see if he was okay. Well,
Speaker 4: Grayson thought it was the other kid that was trying
Speaker 4: to beat him up from behind, so he turned around
Speaker 4: and swung and he punched this kid in the face,
Speaker 4: right in the side of the face.
Speaker 1: That's the story that I was told.
Speaker 2: Classic mishap, classic.
Speaker 4: Miss So I then I then get a message about
Speaker 4: from this from this kid's parent that Grayson had turned
Speaker 4: around and put him in a headlock and punched him
Speaker 4: a couple times, and I was like, dude. He goes, well,
Speaker 4: the other part's true, and I'm like what other part? Like,
Speaker 4: he's well, I was worried that it wasn't the that
Speaker 4: it wasn't him, It wasn't my friend, it was the
Speaker 4: other kid. And I was like, well, when you saw
Speaker 4: it was your friend, did you think to stop and
Speaker 4: not put him in a headlock.
Speaker 1: He's like it just happened kind of fast. I was like, Okay, well,
Speaker 1: you got two days of iss in school, suspension, you're
Speaker 1: gonna let it ride out, just do your homework, and
Speaker 1: I'm proud of you walking away the first time, right, Like,
Speaker 1: I kind of tried to shine some emphasis and some
Speaker 1: positivity on the good part, which was at the fact
Speaker 1: that he did try and walk away, and everybody cooperated
Speaker 1: that same thing, right, he tried to walk away? Yeah. Yeah.
Speaker 1: And then my other dad's story is Callie has a boyfriend.
Speaker 1: Officially has a boyfriend. Yeah.
Speaker 2: She seems if you're new to the show, welcome. If
Speaker 2: you're not new, go on.
Speaker 4: She seems to my daughter's fourteen. She seems to think
Speaker 4: that she has more freedoms than she does.
Speaker 1: If you are.
Speaker 4: If you are familiar with my past, which I've spoken about,
Speaker 4: I started very young.
Speaker 2: Eight years old according to last week, but who's counting?
Speaker 1: So, uh, you know, listen, I get it.
Speaker 3: What's Kelly doing?
Speaker 1: I get it right? So I walk in. The kid
Speaker 1: comes over, he wants to meet me.
Speaker 4: The first words out of his mouth are, I just
Speaker 4: wanted you to know that I'm not addicted to anything.
Speaker 1: I'm not addicted to anything, anything at all, sir, anything
Speaker 1: at all.
Speaker 4: I'm not addicted to cigarettes, weed, pills and nothing.
Speaker 1: You drink. I don't drink nothing. Nervous as all. Fuck.
Speaker 1: I was like, thank you, I appreciate you letting me know.
Speaker 4: It's my next My next question is have you killed anybody?
Speaker 1: Have you stabbed anybody? He's like what what? He got?
Speaker 1: All nervous. It was like, look, everything's fine, just be
Speaker 1: yourself and we'll work we'll work this out. Right.
Speaker 4: Ten to fifteen minutes into them, this kid being here
Speaker 4: and then being together, he's in their room. He's in
Speaker 4: her room. The door is closed, and I was like, no, no, no, nope, nope,
Speaker 4: open the door. Here's your one morning you know better,
Speaker 4: doesn't happen, period, Right, go about my bit, go about
Speaker 4: my way, start doing some some other stuff. Come back
Speaker 4: and she's laying on top of them like they were cuddled.
Speaker 4: Like they were cuddled. They wasn't like a weird position or.
Speaker 1: Anything, but it was it was close, like she was
Speaker 1: on top of them. I'm like, CALLI separate, put some
Speaker 1: space between you two. I don't want you minimum, I
Speaker 1: don't want you hanging.
Speaker 4: All over each other. Right, So the day goes on.
Speaker 4: The kid's very respectful. He's actually really nice kid. He's
Speaker 4: he's definitely young. But again, fourteen, right, what do you expect?
Speaker 4: So we take him home. Kelly's like, you don't have
Speaker 4: to be so overprotective. I was like, CALLI, if I
Speaker 4: was overprotective when you two were hanging all over each other,
Speaker 4: I would have walked in that room and grabbed that
Speaker 4: kid by his throat and thrown him out the window
Speaker 4: because you were way too close for what I like.
Speaker 1: I didn't want to see that. Now.
Speaker 4: I have respect for you and I trust you, so
Speaker 4: I gave you a little bit of leniency and I
Speaker 4: simply politely said separate a little bit, like, don't hang
Speaker 4: all over each other. I was very calm, I was
Speaker 4: very honest, and I was very nice. If you would
Speaker 4: like me to be overprotective, I can be overprotective. I
Speaker 4: have no problem with that. But you haven't seen it yet.
Speaker 2: She's like, proceed's let go over boyfriend cock.
Speaker 3: Okay, it's fourteen, dude, that's a predator joke.
Speaker 1: I'm sorry. I'm sorry.
Speaker 4: Next week, I gotta get to know this kid first.
Speaker 1: Those are my two stories for the week.
Speaker 3: All right, Well, what about you stont oh Man, Where
Speaker 3: do I fucking start? So my kid's mom came into
Speaker 3: town the last weekend and she was hanging with Avery
Speaker 3: and me and her finally got the divorce all settled
Speaker 3: and it's done in the books.
Speaker 1: We're good. Who rah there.
Speaker 3: On the other end on Wednesday, So me and Jordan
Speaker 3: also host the Hapful Numbs Music Hut and one of
Speaker 3: our last guests, Rob from Racton Cabinets, was like, Hey,
Speaker 3: if you guys want to go to NAM, which is
Speaker 3: a North American music showcase, let me know and I
Speaker 3: can get you like special passes to get in. And
Speaker 3: so I was like, fuck yeah, dude, like if you're
Speaker 3: if you're serious about this, like we're down, me and
Speaker 3: me and Darius for years, like we've talked about going
Speaker 3: to NAM and so he came through and he got
Speaker 3: us patches and uh yeah Vietnam. Yeah you know Ben
Speaker 3: new men New Actually I have the story about that.
Speaker 3: So we so we fly. We decided to fly instead
Speaker 3: of drive. We were like, you know, fuck driving right
Speaker 3: now with how California is with crime and shit with cars,
Speaker 3: like Darius's key is gonna get stolen or like my
Speaker 3: shit's gonna get busted open, you know. So it's like,
Speaker 3: I don't want to risk it. He didn't want to
Speaker 3: risk it, so we said, fuck it, let's fly it.
Speaker 3: Tickets were not bad at all, uber wasn't bad, so
Speaker 3: it was like, you know, fuck it, let's let's not
Speaker 3: risk like a five hundred or thousand dollars deductibles.
Speaker 1: Just fly. So we flew there.
Speaker 3: We got a steal on this Motel six and we
Speaker 3: paid like two hundred and some odd dollars for three days.
Speaker 3: It was great, but it was a Miteil six in
Speaker 3: the middle of Santa Ana.
Speaker 1: So I was still on the hooker.
Speaker 2: That was nice to work, no joke, crime, no joke.
Speaker 3: Friday night, there was an exchange where a hooker was
Speaker 3: getting paid to go do stuff. I walked past that
Speaker 3: and I heard the girl like, already got ten minutes,
Speaker 3: where's the room number? And I walked past and there's
Speaker 3: a pimp and he was like, so here's what's gonna happen,
Speaker 3: blah blah blah, like talking with the John Doe. And
Speaker 3: I was like, oh, okay, all right, this is happening.
Speaker 1: Look at that.
Speaker 3: But we get in there right and it's like probably
Speaker 3: like eight thirty eight o'clock, some run there, so just
Speaker 3: just wait.
Speaker 1: It gets better.
Speaker 3: So we get in there Wednesday night and Darius was like, hey,
Speaker 3: like I'm kind of hungry, like we should go get
Speaker 3: some food. And I was like, yeah, like I can
Speaker 3: go for a little snack. And we go outside. We
Speaker 3: started walking down the block and we hit this liquor store.
Speaker 3: They barely had anything in there, so we were looking
Speaker 3: around and we saw a jack in the box kind
Speaker 3: of like a half mile away, and we're like, yeah,
Speaker 3: let's just go ahead, let's walk there. So we're walking
Speaker 3: and I think we passed about thirty to thirty five
Speaker 3: crackheads just on the street looking to score, and they're
Speaker 3: fucking looking us up and down hard, and I'm like, dude,
Speaker 3: we should not fucking be out here right now.
Speaker 1: This ain't good. It ain't good.
Speaker 4: Only AJ can have a full on fucking conversation with
Speaker 4: somebody about the crime, about the worries and problems about
Speaker 4: I don't want to get I don't want to get shot,
Speaker 4: I don't want to get stabbed. I don't want to
Speaker 4: get my car stolen or broken into. So we're gonna fly.
Speaker 1: We're gonna take all these measures to be safe and
Speaker 1: any ghosts.
Speaker 3: To Sney tell you can't execute every decision perfectly. Something's
Speaker 3: got to have like some kind of margin of error. Okay,
Speaker 3: it's just is what it is in statistics, right, You.
Speaker 2: Stay at a holiday inn and your margin of marriage.
Speaker 2: You go to a waffle house at three am, that's
Speaker 2: your margin there, right, exactly right.
Speaker 3: So that wasn't available, so we had to do the
Speaker 3: next best thing. So we walk We walked to the
Speaker 3: back in the box and we open the door.
Speaker 1: We walk in.
Speaker 3: The guy was like, uh, I don't know why you
Speaker 3: guys are in here. That door is supposed to be locked.
Speaker 3: We close up the shop at like seven pm and
Speaker 3: oh shit, okay, well there's nobody in the drive through.
Speaker 3: Can I walk through the drive through and buy a burger?
Speaker 3: And he was like, no, that's not how the drive
Speaker 3: through works, sir. And I was like, I'm pretty sure
Speaker 3: my cash works the exact same whether I'm in here
Speaker 3: or walking through the drive through. I just don't have
Speaker 3: a car. And he was like, yeah, no, you gotta
Speaker 3: be in a car to go through drive through. And
Speaker 3: I was like, all right, buddy, okay, well, do you
Speaker 3: got any recommendations of like stuff that's open around here,
Speaker 3: and he was like, yeah, I think there's a burger joint,
Speaker 3: like down the road, opposite direction of where a hotel
Speaker 3: is supposed to go. So we leave and Darius is
Speaker 3: like walking in that direction, and I was like, Darius,
Speaker 3: it's your fucking ass back over here. We are not
Speaker 3: about to walk through god knows where to find a
Speaker 3: fucking burger for our fat asses. Like there's a pizza
Speaker 3: place literally right in front of the motel six. We're
Speaker 3: gonna walk back over there, get our happy asses a
Speaker 3: little something, and then go to sleep. So we go
Speaker 3: over there and we got a little something, and then
Speaker 3: we go back in the room go to sleep. And
Speaker 3: I was like, dude, this is just fucking nut's, like,
Speaker 3: why did we go over here? It's so dumb. Save somebody,
Speaker 3: but so dumb. So the whole night, all night, every night,
Speaker 3: somebody's running up and down. People came up to the
Speaker 3: door like two in the morning, and we're knocking and
Speaker 3: scratching our door. Fuck off, knock scratching the door. Fuck off.
Speaker 1: It was bad.
Speaker 3: So we went to Nam and that was a great time.
Speaker 3: We saw so many fucking people there, like so many legends.
Speaker 3: It was crazy saw fucking I'll name a name some
Speaker 3: everybody here on the show probably knows, and that's Jack White.
Speaker 3: Saw Jack White there. That was pretty pretty gnarly. He
Speaker 3: had his electronics company there promoting shit. But it was
Speaker 3: a whole lot of fun. Got to demo, a lot
Speaker 3: of gear got told the fuck off by ESP because
Speaker 3: their executives were assholes. But yeah, I saw some good
Speaker 3: people from Body of Filths. Shout out to Ryan and Joe.
Speaker 3: Got to hang out with them on Friday, and then
Speaker 3: then yeah, we had like a great time. Came back home. Uh,
Speaker 3: kid missed me a lot. I missed her a lot,
Speaker 3: you know, cuddled up last night and just hung out,
Speaker 3: and I was just thankful, thankful to all that I
Speaker 3: survived that experience. Now, one last thing about the trip,
Speaker 3: and this is hilarious because your boy was tripping on
Speaker 3: that fucking shit so bad. And this is the last
Speaker 3: night that we're in the motel. So somebody was upstairs
Speaker 3: banging a door like really hard and they were running
Speaker 3: up and down so right, so like I'm already like blasted,
Speaker 3: and I was like this, this doesn't sound good. I
Speaker 3: don't know if something bad's gonna happen. Here, and like
Speaker 3: me and Darius were just talking and talking, kind of
Speaker 3: getting ready to go to sleep, and then all of
Speaker 3: a sudden, you heard all these like really loud bangs
Speaker 3: going on, and I'm like, what the hell is going on?
Speaker 3: And Darius shuts off the light at the exact same
Speaker 3: time the AC unit shuts off, and it gets really
Speaker 3: quiet in there, and I went, fuck, dude, they cut
Speaker 3: the fucking power.
Speaker 1: What the hell.
Speaker 3: So then somebody sets off a massive firework outside that
Speaker 3: goes Papa pop Pop pop pop, and I'm like, dude,
Speaker 3: we need to go now. So I get my shoes
Speaker 3: on and I'm like, I'm like towards the back, like, fuck, dude,
Speaker 3: there is nothing in these fucking dry walls.
Speaker 1: If they come in here start shooting, We're gone. She's
Speaker 1: just gonna come through the fucking wall. Like we need
Speaker 1: to go.
Speaker 3: We need to bounce, go the opposite direction, get the
Speaker 3: fuck out of here, right And Darius was like, I
Speaker 3: think that's fireworks going on outside, and I'm like, I
Speaker 3: don't fucking know, dude, like like they fucking shot something
Speaker 3: hit the transformer, like we have no power right now,
Speaker 3: like like we're this is fuck, dude, this is fucked right,
Speaker 3: and Darius was like, I shut off the light, hommy,
Speaker 3: and I was like word, word, huh walk over these
Speaker 3: unit look at it and still on and I was like, yeah,
Speaker 3: I'm tripping and it took off my shoes. Laying in
Speaker 3: bed and I went to sleep and I slept sound
Speaker 3: the whole fucking night.
Speaker 1: It was great. And the next morning I explained to
Speaker 1: Darius what happened in my mind. He goes, I'm so sorry.
Speaker 3: He just perfectly timed the fucking lights to go out
Speaker 3: as that shit started happen, and he was like, yeah, dude,
Speaker 3: that was real, like the fucking fireworks are going off,
Speaker 3: and it did kind of sound like gunshots. I'm not
Speaker 3: gonna lie to you, so like you really experienced one
Speaker 3: last I didn't show. I was like, yeah, let's never
Speaker 3: stay here again, or let's stay here every time and
Speaker 3: just see what happens.
Speaker 2: Checks the ring cameras like a seven year old with
Speaker 2: sparklers outside.
Speaker 1: Pick alo pete.
Speaker 2: Oh, that's good stuff us All right, Well, last week
Speaker 2: we didn't get to there was one piece of stones
Speaker 2: Rundown that we didn't get to. It was a big piece,
Speaker 2: So we're gonna flip that over into this episode, so
Speaker 2: Stone take it away for this segment. Let us know
Speaker 2: what we're doing. And I think this is new to
Speaker 2: our show, so go for it.
Speaker 1: Hell yeah.
Speaker 3: So we are doing a bracket kind of like what
Speaker 3: we did for Halloween and those past episodes, but we're
Speaker 3: gonna do it just on this episode here, and we're
Speaker 3: gonna do like top sixteen science fiction movies, right, And
Speaker 3: there was a shitload in that list from IMDb, and
Speaker 3: honestly I got enough for two, maybe even three more lists,
Speaker 3: like if I really like, break it down, right, So
Speaker 3: I took sixteen, I threw it into the AI and
Speaker 3: I was like, hey, randomize these for me, So randomized them.
Speaker 3: So we got some We got some matchups here in
Speaker 3: the first round that I'm like, damn, I was really
Speaker 3: hoping this wouldn't be the fucking matchup, but here we go.
Speaker 2: So Dome and I are picking, and if there's a
Speaker 2: tie break, you're gonna break it. Is that right?
Speaker 1: Yeah?
Speaker 3: Okay, So so we have our top sixteen here, right,
Speaker 3: you guys are gonna come in say which ones that
Speaker 3: you're gonna pick moves on to the next round. And
Speaker 3: if if you guys tie, I'll come in do a
Speaker 3: tie break and stuff the sixteen that we have on here.
Speaker 1: We have Inception, we have War of the World Let's
Speaker 1: let him be a surprise. Let's just move, let's get going.
Speaker 1: Let's you want a surprise?
Speaker 2: Oh yeah, surprises?
Speaker 1: Right?
Speaker 4: Yeah?
Speaker 3: Okay, okay, So first up, we got Inception versus Blade.
Speaker 1: Og Blade Runner. I'm ready already, I know, want to
Speaker 1: We'll pick.
Speaker 2: Agree Inception?
Speaker 3: All right, all right, so we got Inception, moving on,
Speaker 3: goodbye Blade Runner. Okay, nobody's into AI. Number two, we
Speaker 3: got War of the Worlds versus Alien. Okay, the og Alien.
Speaker 3: This one, this one's a little little up there, but
Speaker 3: I wouldn't say it's a tough one to choose, but
Speaker 3: it's a good one.
Speaker 4: And it's the og Alien, the original. It's not the franchise,
Speaker 4: it's just the original.
Speaker 1: Movie, the Original Alien. I already forgot what the other
Speaker 1: one was, so Alien were the Worlds?
Speaker 2: I actually like War of the Worlds, but it doesn't
Speaker 2: beat Alien. I guess I'm not a huge fan of Alien.
Speaker 2: But whatever, it doesn't beat Alien, all right, it won't make.
Speaker 1: It to the next round.
Speaker 3: Next up, we got the Martian versus Men in Black.
Speaker 1: Men and Black Men never saw Yeah, that one.
Speaker 3: When I saw that one, I was like, ah, sorry,
Speaker 3: you know, whoops, Matt Day.
Speaker 2: And you know, I actually feel bad for that matchup,
Speaker 2: Like I feel like, honestly, if The Martian would have
Speaker 2: been in the previous two matchups, I would have taken that.
Speaker 2: I actually liked the movie The Martian, but against Men
Speaker 2: in Black not a shot.
Speaker 1: Actually I never saw I've never seen The Martian.
Speaker 2: It is good, it is good. It's not my cup
Speaker 2: of tea type of movie, but I enjoyed it.
Speaker 1: The preview looked slow, and I just was disinterested from
Speaker 1: the jump.
Speaker 2: I gotcha, makes sense.
Speaker 1: Next one we got here.
Speaker 3: This one's probably the hardest one from the first matchups here,
Speaker 3: and I really hate that these two get put against
Speaker 3: each other. We got Predator versus the first Star Wars
Speaker 3: New Hope. For Star Wars to come out, I should
Speaker 3: say Star Wars New Hope versus Predator.
Speaker 2: So Star Wars four, Yeah, I don't want to. I'm
Speaker 2: gonna go Star Wars.
Speaker 1: I don't want to do this. This is dumb. I
Speaker 1: don't like this game anymore.
Speaker 2: Well, they would have met up eventually.
Speaker 1: Yeah, yeah, definitely.
Speaker 4: You know, you know what I'm gonna agree again. I'm
Speaker 4: gonna go with Star Wars.
Speaker 3: Yeah, star Wars ship I was I was prepared to
Speaker 3: say Predator if like one of you two like you
Speaker 3: just tied it up. We're going Star Wars, all right.
Speaker 3: Star Wars moves on.
Speaker 1: All right.
Speaker 3: Next up, we got Edge of Tomorrow versus Back to
Speaker 3: the Future.
Speaker 2: Back to the Future.
Speaker 1: Yeah, that's a shame too, because those are two good movies. Yeah.
Speaker 3: I really like Edge of Tomorrow. That was a really
Speaker 3: cool concept. It was like Groundhouse Day, but you've taken
Speaker 3: into a war. Yeah, scenario I really like.
Speaker 1: Oh wait, I'm thinking of Edging of Tomorrow.
Speaker 2: Oh fuck did I hear that? Did I hear the
Speaker 2: wrong thing?
Speaker 3: Too?
Speaker 2: Black to the Future.
Speaker 1: Yeah fuck, it's like that Sonic the Badgehog that I m.
Speaker 3: Moving on, Moving on nice all right. Next up we got.
Speaker 2: With his partner dragging knuckles.
Speaker 1: Nine tails is just a bunch of butt plugs. Oh god,
Speaker 1: that's good. Keep what's the next one? Oh god, m
Speaker 1: mm hmmmm, she's kicking all right. So next one we
Speaker 1: have Terminator versus Interstellar.
Speaker 2: You know, I was worried for because some of the
Speaker 2: first couple of matchups sucked. Now they're all like good
Speaker 2: matchups Terminator against what Interstellar.
Speaker 1: Interstellar was a really tricky movie.
Speaker 2: Yeah, it really was a really good movie. Terminator hands down.
Speaker 4: Yeah, Terminator, hands down. But I do want to give
Speaker 4: a nod to Interstellar because it was I take.
Speaker 2: I'd take Terminal Terminator too if I could, but we'll
Speaker 2: go with Terminator.
Speaker 3: You know, it's one of those things where it's like
Speaker 3: the first and second movie are vastly different movies, because
Speaker 3: the first Terminator is arguably a horror movie and then
Speaker 3: the second Terminator is like an action adventure sci fi movie.
Speaker 1: Yeah.
Speaker 2: I agree, And it's one of the few out there
Speaker 2: that the sequel is better than the original.
Speaker 3: Yeah, that's right for sure.
Speaker 1: All Right.
Speaker 3: So next up we got ex Machina versus Planet of
Speaker 3: the Apes.
Speaker 1: Which Planet of the Apes?
Speaker 3: That's a good question. Now there's like a three of them.
Speaker 2: What it was the first movie X Machina.
Speaker 1: X Markena.
Speaker 2: Yeah, okay, I'll take Planet of the Apes.
Speaker 1: M hmm.
Speaker 3: I think this one specifically on the page was the
Speaker 3: O G Like the O G Like we're.
Speaker 1: Going to assume that it was the newer one, and
Speaker 1: I'm gonna go Planet of the Apes.
Speaker 3: Okay, all right, alrighty okay, so choice, why do we
Speaker 3: have a type bricause you said X market.
Speaker 2: No, No, I asked a question. I said Planet of the Apes.
Speaker 2: You said plan I thought you said yeah. Okay, so yeah,
Speaker 2: Plane of the Games moves on. We haven't differed from
Speaker 2: one yet. Predator was close, Predator, Predator was close.
Speaker 3: Okay, this one, I think arguably is the hardest on
Speaker 3: the list. Here for the first round matchup, and it's
Speaker 3: Stargate versus the Matrix.
Speaker 2: Matrix. Yeah, Stargate is a great movie, but it belongs
Speaker 2: nowhere near in conversation with the matrix matter.
Speaker 3: And see that's where I think both of you aren't
Speaker 3: true sci fi fans, because I think Stargate's like one
Speaker 3: of the most important sci fi movies of all time.
Speaker 3: Definitely over the matrix, not over the matrix because of
Speaker 3: your did you not understand what you both just said?
Speaker 1: Yeah the matrix.
Speaker 3: No, the matrix is definitely over. But like it's not
Speaker 3: like a huge margin thing. It's like maybe sixty forty, right,
Speaker 3: But Stargate does have its places, like one of the
Speaker 3: top sci fi movies of all time, because like it's
Speaker 3: so well done and it's a wormhole movie.
Speaker 1: It was a great movie.
Speaker 2: I totally disagree with your take on my love for
Speaker 2: sci fi. I love Stargate, But the the Matrix. The
Speaker 2: thing about the Matrix is you could throw away every
Speaker 2: Matrix movie except for number one. In my opinion, I
Speaker 2: think it should like Saw Saw one Matrix, just leave
Speaker 2: it alone. Just make the matrix and don't make the rest.
Speaker 2: I get the cash grab and that's what it was.
Speaker 2: But the Matrix is such a good fucking movie.
Speaker 1: Yeah, and so good. Argue to argue your point a
Speaker 1: little bit.
Speaker 4: You're right, they are very close in terms of like
Speaker 4: how good they are. Right, But when you're asking to
Speaker 4: pick one or the other, the ten percent that is better,
Speaker 4: that is the matrix is it's a it's a very
Speaker 4: large ten percent, if that makes sense. It's it's the
Speaker 4: definitive bacter.
Speaker 1: Large ten.
Speaker 3: Like. It's just it's like arguing, like I need this
Speaker 3: penis extension that's one inch bigger, because it fucking makes
Speaker 3: all the goddamn difference. Hey, ten percent, It just you
Speaker 3: just went from two inch to three inch ten percent.
Speaker 3: Ten percent is perspective. You put ten inches next to
Speaker 3: a hundred. It's small, but you put ten inches up
Speaker 3: your ass. It's pretty fucking big, That's what I'm saying.
Speaker 1: Damn Jordan, I'm.
Speaker 3: Saying you didn't have to. You didn't have to put
Speaker 3: your business out there like that.
Speaker 2: But I set up yours, not mine. Yeah, my little
Speaker 2: booty couldn't take that.
Speaker 1: Maybe maybe a four or five. Have you ever heard
Speaker 1: him fart? But no.
Speaker 3: Your guys's initial reactions were that it was like a
Speaker 3: hands down.
Speaker 1: Well, because it was.
Speaker 3: It's not a hands down, it's a close. It's a
Speaker 3: close situation. Hands down is like.
Speaker 1: Or hold on, hold on, we can. We can finish
Speaker 1: this argument right now. When your fucking vote matters, then
Speaker 1: we'll call on you move. I vote does matter. I
Speaker 1: came up with this list. I did this one.
Speaker 3: It does may trick, y'all wouldn't have mattered at all
Speaker 3: if I didn't make this list. You need me, baby,
Speaker 3: whether you like it or not, you always do.
Speaker 1: We need because there's another question. I love the book
Speaker 1: so much. It's adorable.
Speaker 3: All right, Matrix moves on. Now we're coming up.
Speaker 1: He's smelling four matches here. We got up first as
Speaker 1: inception versus Alien. I'm gonna go with Alien.
Speaker 3: All right, Alien versus what inception exception.
Speaker 2: I'm gonna go inception.
Speaker 3: Mmm.
Speaker 2: I told I'm not a huge Alien fan.
Speaker 3: Yeah, I guess we'll just have to leave it here
Speaker 3: and never come back because my vote doesn't matter. Damn
Speaker 3: all right, next segment, you know to tie break on this.
Speaker 1: God, that's a tough one.
Speaker 3: I think I'm gonna do inception, like really thin margins,
Speaker 3: but yeah, I'm go goingception. Don't shoot he's agordium.
Speaker 1: Sorry.
Speaker 3: Next up, we got Men in Black versus Star Wars.
Speaker 1: And New Hope. Mm hmmm.
Speaker 2: Men in Black mm hmm.
Speaker 1: If you go based on what the movie did for
Speaker 1: the genre, you'd have to go Star Wars. Agree, But
Speaker 1: I actually think Men in Black is a better movie.
Speaker 1: So Men Black.
Speaker 3: Better movie or better sci fi movie?
Speaker 1: Same thing. Thank you for my previous argument, you retard.
Speaker 2: No, no, no, it's a what's the explanation that it's
Speaker 2: not a sci fi movie?
Speaker 1: I'm not I'm not saying it's not.
Speaker 2: No, no no, I'm asking stone.
Speaker 3: That there's no difference. And it's like that was my
Speaker 3: previous argument. You guys aren't true sci fi fans.
Speaker 1: Like no, no, no, there we go, no, no, there we go.
Speaker 2: The argument is still so I'm supposed to choose. I'm
Speaker 2: supposed to choose a movie based on other people's opinions,
Speaker 2: not you, and not my own.
Speaker 1: It's confirmed for dough Hold on a second.
Speaker 2: Because I would I would rather watch I would rather
Speaker 2: watch Men in Black any day over any Star Wars movie,
Speaker 2: any three of the Men in Black we have already
Speaker 2: World one doesn't.
Speaker 1: Count that this is a fucking sci fi bracket. So
Speaker 1: why why do I have to go out and now
Speaker 1: confirm it's two different arguments? Who's a better movie?
Speaker 3: Who's a better sci fi movie?
Speaker 1: We're already talking about.
Speaker 3: Those are two different Those are two different breakdowns right there.
Speaker 1: We have already talked about that they are sci fi movies.
Speaker 4: So I didn't have to specify that it was a
Speaker 4: sci fi movie because it's a different breakdown.
Speaker 3: Which one's a better movie? Which is a better sci
Speaker 3: fi movie?
Speaker 2: So which one's a better sci fi movie?
Speaker 1: To you? Men in Black?
Speaker 2: No? No, no, just don't I already know your answer.
Speaker 1: I gotta I gotta go Star Wars?
Speaker 2: So why is it a better sci fi movie? Better
Speaker 2: sci fi movie? That's what I asked, what's the better
Speaker 2: sci fi movie?
Speaker 3: Because it was definitely groundbreaking, Like there would be no
Speaker 3: Men in Black without Star Wars, right, because it changed
Speaker 3: the game for everything, because all you had to go off.
Speaker 2: Of was just Men Black is an alien movie? Yeah, purely,
Speaker 2: they're both. They're both alien movies, a different perspective of alien.
Speaker 3: Right, you have one that's perspective of here on the
Speaker 3: Earth now, and you have one that is long, long
Speaker 3: in the future.
Speaker 1: Right.
Speaker 3: But for sci fi movies, right, what had came as
Speaker 3: a precedent, what came as prior is like Star Wars,
Speaker 3: because Star Wars came out in the seventies, Men in
Speaker 3: Black came out in the nineties, and then you have
Speaker 3: Star Wars laying the ground foundation for every sci fi
Speaker 3: movie coming out after that. But so death doesn't make
Speaker 3: it a better movie, a better sci fi movie. Now,
Speaker 3: better movie definitely has to be Men in Black because
Speaker 3: the technology was more up to.
Speaker 1: Date in the nineties and the seventies. Hmm, that's interesting.
Speaker 2: Okay, So then I guess Interstellar this bracket. I guess
Speaker 2: Interstellar wins this whole bracket.
Speaker 3: Then definitely Interstellar has a place to be up there.
Speaker 3: But but depends because there's definitely characteristics of the sci
Speaker 3: fi adventure that would take a movie over the top
Speaker 3: compared to Interstellar.
Speaker 2: All right, so men in Black moves on? What's the
Speaker 2: next matchup?
Speaker 1: Y'all can't win.
Speaker 2: We're not going to talk about each We're sorry that
Speaker 2: we're sorry that we've upset your bracket and.
Speaker 3: Get sucked into it. It is what it is, sucking
Speaker 3: to you guys again. Next one, Back to the Future
Speaker 3: versus Terminator.
Speaker 2: What is a good matchup?
Speaker 1: This is a really good matchup. I want Terminator.
Speaker 2: It's tough too, because they're both time travel movies.
Speaker 1: Yeah, yeah, they are. I want, I want. I'm in.
Speaker 1: My pick is Terminator. I love. Back to the Future
Speaker 1: is one of my all time favorite movies. Yeah, hand
Speaker 1: deals with robots.
Speaker 3: One kind of has robots in it, but not to
Speaker 3: exist Terminator does.
Speaker 2: It's like I think, I think here, I'm going to go.
Speaker 2: I'm gonna go with stones Rule and the better sci
Speaker 2: fi movie is Terminator.
Speaker 1: Where are the robots in Back to the Future? Back
Speaker 1: to the Future.
Speaker 3: Yeah, I'm thinking it back to the Future too.
Speaker 1: Oh yeah, you're right. Yeah, let's continue. Let's continue with
Speaker 1: being a sci fi expert. Yeah, definitely, Terminator. Move on,
Speaker 1: Trigger a last of that to myself, we got Terminator.
Speaker 1: Moving on.
Speaker 3: Next up, Planet of the Apes versus the Matrix Matrix
Speaker 3: Matrix agreed.
Speaker 2: I think a newer Planet of the Apes would have
Speaker 2: a better shot, but you did say the original and
Speaker 2: I do think the better story is the Matrix over
Speaker 2: the Planet Apes, because you could have the Planet Apes
Speaker 2: inside the Matrix.
Speaker 1: Yeah, definitely. Listen, Planet of the Apes is more evolutionary tale,
Speaker 1: all in all reality. Like if we're gonna we're gonna
Speaker 1: say something about this, right, it's not necessarily sci fi.
Speaker 1: It's more.
Speaker 2: Definitely is what I think it's great about it.
Speaker 3: It's definitely sci fi. It's wormhole and as well, it's uh.
Speaker 2: Without planeting, the would not have had the Lion King. Yeah,
Speaker 2: not the not the car, just the real, the real
Speaker 2: life case. What I do want to say about Planet
Speaker 2: of the Apes so is it is a fantastically great movie.
Speaker 2: And that's why so many people have remade it and
Speaker 2: tried to revamp it and do it as their own thing,
Speaker 2: because it is such a great story. Yeah, and so yeah,
Speaker 2: it's a phenomenal story.
Speaker 3: And the fact that there's a virus going around that's
Speaker 3: making people incapable of speaking.
Speaker 1: Damn, damn. Next up we have the final four. We
Speaker 1: got an Inception versus Men in Black Men and black
Speaker 1: men in Black Men in Black.
Speaker 5: Right.
Speaker 3: Next, te.
Speaker 1: Permanent versus The Nature.
Speaker 3: Yeah, well, I mean it's true.
Speaker 1: Yeah, things you can't say, auntie. Okay.
Speaker 3: Second matchup, we got Terminator versus the Matrix. The Matrix,
Speaker 3: Oh man, it's a great matchup is a tough one.
Speaker 4: I I'm gonna I'm gonna stick to my guns with this.
Speaker 4: Uh the they were both revolutionary, m m. But I
Speaker 4: think that the Matrix ah.
Speaker 1: You know what, I can't even say that.
Speaker 3: Wow.
Speaker 4: The more I think about this, the less I want
Speaker 4: to stick to my answer. The Matrix was my gut answer,
Speaker 4: and I'm gonna stick with it.
Speaker 1: I'm not going to try and talk about it because
Speaker 1: I might talk myself out of it.
Speaker 2: And oh, what was the Terminator's first round? Mat I
Speaker 2: can't remember. I'm just curious because it's Inestellar Interstellar, Okay,
Speaker 2: because I feel like it's gone through a gambit of
Speaker 2: good movies.
Speaker 3: Yeah, it definitely has.
Speaker 2: I mean, none of them are they're not Stargate. But
Speaker 2: I'm gonna go with Matrix. Also, Yeah, Terminator is a
Speaker 2: great movie. But I if if I was just straight up,
Speaker 2: if I was gonna say name a sci fi bracket,
Speaker 2: the Matrix is probably gonna be one of my top choices. Yeah.
Speaker 3: I thought it was going to be Predator versus the Matrix,
Speaker 3: but in hindsight looking back now definitely meant in Black
Speaker 3: has its merit to be in there instead.
Speaker 4: I will say this, I don't think that you could
Speaker 4: have a better final three in my personal opinion, Terminator
Speaker 4: and Matrix. Out of this group, there might be one,
Speaker 4: there might be some others that are floating out there,
Speaker 4: but out.
Speaker 2: Of the group, yeah, yeah, out of what what transpired, Yeah,
Speaker 2: I would agree with that.
Speaker 1: Yeah.
Speaker 2: So, uh the last matchup is that where we're on.
Speaker 1: Now, which is Matrix? Is the Matrix? Who's home team?
Speaker 3: All my guess would be considered Men of Black.
Speaker 2: Man better series Men in Black.
Speaker 1: Oh, hands down. But that's not what we're doing. We're
Speaker 1: not doing movie. I know, sci fi movie, that's right,
Speaker 1: it's right. Don't gout schooled and now he's educated. It's
Speaker 1: one thing I have not done.
Speaker 2: M Uh, I'm gonna go. I'm gonna go Matrix. I
Speaker 2: I think I think the Matrix is the better sci
Speaker 2: fi movie. Uh, personally, if I'm gonna choose which one
Speaker 2: I want to watch first, it's gonna be Men in Black.
Speaker 2: But I do think Matrix is a better movie.
Speaker 1: Yeah, I'm gonna say Men in Black.
Speaker 4: I like it.
Speaker 1: That's good. I like it.
Speaker 2: That's that's good.
Speaker 3: I like it.
Speaker 1: I'm gonna go Matrix. And that's why I said Men
Speaker 1: in Black, Yeah, because I wanted to hear you say Matrix.
Speaker 1: Yeah you did.
Speaker 2: Why do you pick Matrix?
Speaker 1: Though?
Speaker 3: I picked Matrix because when it comes down to like
Speaker 3: cat and Mouse game, I really liked the Cat and
Speaker 3: Mouse sci fi that the Matrix was. And like, there
Speaker 3: definitely was in Men in Black two, like trying to
Speaker 3: hunt down that alien, you know, like cops and robberts
Speaker 3: kind of thing. But this was like with the Matrix,
Speaker 3: it was such a mind fuck because it was like
Speaker 3: you're a slave to these systems and they're trying to
Speaker 3: find you. It's not only silence you, but it puts
Speaker 3: you back in so you can keep making them energy
Speaker 3: and you're just trying to get your friends out and
Speaker 3: now you're trying to go and be free, and it
Speaker 3: is such a mind fuck.
Speaker 1: Of a movie.
Speaker 3: Yeah, every time I it's it's it's kind of like
Speaker 3: it's kind of like Interstellar, and it's kind of like Inception,
Speaker 3: where every time I watch it, I find something new
Speaker 3: about it because there's so much involved.
Speaker 2: That's that's yeah. You know what's funny to me about
Speaker 2: the Matrix. And I think we've had this conversation before,
Speaker 2: because I know we've talked about because I love the
Speaker 2: Matrix or not the Matrix? The Men in Black right,
Speaker 2: and in my opinion, in order the best Men in
Speaker 2: Blacks in order are three to two and one. They
Speaker 2: are reverse order. For me, number one is number one
Speaker 2: is the worst one, but it's still phenomenal. Number three
Speaker 2: is hands down my favorite Men in Black. Absolutely, I love,
Speaker 2: I love, and I don't I can understand that.
Speaker 1: Yeah, I don't disagree with you, per se like I don't,
Speaker 1: I don't want to argue with you.
Speaker 2: What I love about three is I love how three
Speaker 2: has the best villain out of the three movies. I
Speaker 2: would agree with that hands down. You have the time
Speaker 2: travel aspect, and then you also have the outcomes aspect
Speaker 2: with the I can't think of the guy's name in
Speaker 2: the movie, but how there's all these infinite outcomes and
Speaker 2: which one's going to be chosen at this time, right,
Speaker 2: So that kind of goes with time travel, but it's
Speaker 2: a whole separate ballgame. And then you have the whole
Speaker 2: story tied in from the beginning, from the very beginning
Speaker 2: to the end, and it's just like it just brings
Speaker 2: everything together, and it's just it's such a good movie,
Speaker 2: such a good story, and the villain it's just fun.
Speaker 2: It's such a good movie.
Speaker 1: I respect that.
Speaker 2: So but the Matrix, the Matrix wins this bracket. So ye,
Speaker 2: r I p Agent J and Agent m okay.
Speaker 3: Did you guys see the New Matrix that was with
Speaker 3: Chris Emsworth and the other person?
Speaker 1: You mean the New Men in Black? Either you have
Speaker 1: The New Men in Black?
Speaker 2: The World one? I did, I didn't.
Speaker 1: I didn't I did. Did you like it?
Speaker 3: Though?
Speaker 4: I went into it thinking it was going to be
Speaker 4: a terrible movie, So it exceeded my expectations.
Speaker 1: That makes sense. But if it was the first movie
Speaker 1: in the series, I never would have watched another one.
Speaker 2: That also makes sense.
Speaker 1: It makes sense. The tracks.
Speaker 2: Yeah, I don't know.
Speaker 3: I never saw it. I felt like it was just
Speaker 3: gonna be too much of a disappointment to what the
Speaker 3: originals were, and so I just said not to watch it.
Speaker 2: That was exactly where I'm at.
Speaker 4: I watched it when it came on TV one time
Speaker 4: and I had nothing else to do and was like, ah,
Speaker 4: fuck it, love it. Never had any intention to watch it, though.
Speaker 2: I do love those brackets, so they're fun. I like
Speaker 2: doing those mini brackets per episodes. Those are those are
Speaker 2: good times.
Speaker 3: And there's so many leftover, Like well, just in general,
Speaker 3: in brackets, just in general, when you can only pick
Speaker 3: sixteen of something so that you can fit it into
Speaker 3: an episode with some other stuff, it makes sense. But yeah,
Speaker 3: like you could you could spin off another two three
Speaker 3: for sure two sixteen movie brackets and then match those up.
Speaker 2: You know.
Speaker 3: It's mm hmm.
Speaker 2: Lots.
Speaker 4: If you guys would like, if your if our listeners
Speaker 4: would like to hear us do any kind of bracket,
Speaker 4: We'll do any kind of bracket, any kind of bracket
Speaker 4: you want.
Speaker 1: You throw it at us, we'll do it. We're like, uh, just.
Speaker 2: For you, be word, don't tell us what you want.
Speaker 3: Be word, B word can go cook never mind fuck you.
Speaker 3: Our next bracket is gonna be Cora's ex boyfriends.
Speaker 2: We're gonna do that. In one episode.
Speaker 3: Yeah, actually it's gonna be probably two.
Speaker 2: Okay, all right, part one word too? Oh all right,
Speaker 2: well would you rather yeah, yeah, we could just do
Speaker 2: that first, I guess, and skip the next segment and
Speaker 2: just flip them, right, we could do that, yeah, whatever,
Speaker 2: would you rather do this segment or the last segment?
Speaker 4: Let's oh, I forgot about that one. I forgot that
Speaker 4: you would. Yeah, I totally space that. I had written
Speaker 4: down four things that make you go.
Speaker 2: Home, that'll make you go on. All right, so that's
Speaker 2: a that's a that's a dad thing. We did for
Speaker 2: a long time. We did that. I'd say it felt
Speaker 2: like every maybe like four to six episodes we did
Speaker 2: the things that make you go hau like. We did
Speaker 2: it quite often. So I said, let's write, let's do
Speaker 2: three or four each. So let's do round Robin Dome
Speaker 2: then me then stoned, go ahead, dome, take it.
Speaker 1: Uh.
Speaker 4: Do you realize that vertical videos went from being universally
Speaker 4: hated to the most popular form of consumption.
Speaker 3: H m hm hmm.
Speaker 1: Yeah.
Speaker 2: If McDonald's sold hot dogs, it would be called a mcglizzie.
Speaker 2: But if their ice cream machine actually worked, you could
Speaker 2: get a mcglizzard.
Speaker 1: B for Wiener.
Speaker 3: It's interesting.
Speaker 1: If you put a chamelion in a mirror, what color
Speaker 1: would it be?
Speaker 2: Mirror green? Did you just assume it's color?
Speaker 1: Yeah?
Speaker 3: Yeah, bold.
Speaker 1: Dinosaurs are huge.
Speaker 4: But did you know that the largest animal to ever
Speaker 4: exist is still alive?
Speaker 1: You can't talk about b word like that. He has
Speaker 1: saved for the roast.
Speaker 2: I'm sorry, b Word eight the roast. Hey, if cinderella
Speaker 2: shoe fit perfect, why did fall off in the first place?
Speaker 1: M hm m hmm.
Speaker 3: What if our entire life is flashing before eyes already
Speaker 3: because we're.
Speaker 1: Dying, but we just don't realize we're dying. It's better
Speaker 1: start getting fucking good. Jesus, do you know in Toy
Speaker 1: story it must be pure agony to be an unassembled toy?
Speaker 1: Oh damn are they Are they alive when they're unassembled
Speaker 1: or do they become alive once you get assembled?
Speaker 2: I would say they're still alive, hence Toy Story one
Speaker 2: in Sid's room.
Speaker 1: Oh, that's a good point. That's good point.
Speaker 3: Shit, it would be awkward though, right right. The bionical
Speaker 3: guy in the box is like, what the fuck?
Speaker 1: What about lego legos? Yeah?
Speaker 2: Hey, why do feet smell? But noses run.
Speaker 1: M hm.
Speaker 3: You know, why is it that the closest person in
Speaker 3: front of you is also the farthest person away from you.
Speaker 1: Hmm.
Speaker 2: It's because they call little t rexar.
Speaker 1: You know, a polka dotted shirt is still a striped shirt.
Speaker 1: They just run in the third dimension. Whoa, I blew
Speaker 1: my mind?
Speaker 2: Man, Hey, can you be wasting time? You can time
Speaker 2: be wasted if you had fun wasting it.
Speaker 3: Mm hm. You know they say opposite the tract, but
Speaker 3: how could you find your opposite when they're doing the
Speaker 3: opposite of what you're doing? Wait?
Speaker 1: What?
Speaker 2: Mhm?
Speaker 1: H huh? What last one?
Speaker 2: You have one? You have one more?
Speaker 1: No? No more?
Speaker 2: I got one more? Can you can you super glue
Speaker 2: to a non stick baking pan?
Speaker 3: No?
Speaker 1: Hmmm, I'm about to find out. So here's what happened.
Speaker 1: I got my dick stuck in a frying pan, my
Speaker 1: hands fucking glued to conclude to one of my cookie.
Speaker 2: Sheets, just like your ancestors would have wanted.
Speaker 3: Oh god damn right to round us out. You know,
Speaker 3: the selfie you don't want to.
Speaker 1: Post is what you actually look like. We are all
Speaker 1: just denying how fucking ugly we really are. Jesus Christ.
Speaker 2: I still remember the time when when Dome sent me
Speaker 2: a picture of his license, his old license, and I
Speaker 2: like fucking did the did the next thing, just to
Speaker 2: try and make fun of it.
Speaker 1: It's great, it's so great. Ship.
Speaker 2: Yeah, all right, Well it's.
Speaker 1: Like, would you rather have that as your license picture
Speaker 1: or have a different one?
Speaker 2: Mm hmm, I'd rather be black.
Speaker 1: Hey, what's the what's the best way to welcome with
Speaker 1: you into your house? M open the front door, dumbasse,
Speaker 1: and then I'll.
Speaker 2: Preheat the oven. All right? Uh?
Speaker 1: Do you know what the fastest living animal is on earth?
Speaker 2: What?
Speaker 1: It's the Ethiopian chicken?
Speaker 2: Mm hmm, all right, all right, what.
Speaker 1: Are we doing?
Speaker 3: Oh?
Speaker 2: Would you rather Now we're gonna we're a hop into
Speaker 2: some would you rather some old school? Uh? I goes
Speaker 2: period clock, come shot, here we go. I'll go stoned
Speaker 2: me and then Dome Stone Do you go first? Yeah?
Speaker 1: Mine are all dirty? Would you rather be blindfolded or gagged? Yes?
Speaker 2: Blindfolded. I'd freak out if I felt like I couldn't
Speaker 2: breathe Give.
Speaker 1: Me what's somethreath? Your dumb ass?
Speaker 2: You just can't talk? No, No, I'm a mouth breather.
Speaker 2: I'm a mouth breather. I'd freak out. I'd freak out.
Speaker 3: You're trying to breathe and you're just spitting your drool
Speaker 3: like everywhere.
Speaker 1: Fucking oh Jesus, blindfold blindfold yeah, blindfold yeah, that off.
Speaker 2: Would you rather fight a KGB agent or a waffle
Speaker 2: house employee?
Speaker 1: A KGB agent thousands?
Speaker 3: No, man, the bitch is crazy waffle house because you know,
Speaker 3: at least at the end of the day, they'd be like,
Speaker 3: all right, here's some pancakes.
Speaker 4: You know you they both kill you. It's just with
Speaker 4: one you probably wouldn't see or feel it.
Speaker 1: The other one. Dude, the waffle house.
Speaker 2: This motherfucker just gave us ship for twenty five minutes
Speaker 2: about sci fi movies and then he fucking has the
Speaker 2: audacity to say, let me get pancakes at waffle house.
Speaker 1: God have right.
Speaker 3: My middle name is audacity.
Speaker 1: Let's go.
Speaker 3: I'm still recording on it.
Speaker 1: We got all right.
Speaker 4: Would you rather be on the receiving end of a
Speaker 4: glory hole where you do not know who who who
Speaker 4: it is or what they're going to be doing, right?
Speaker 4: Or would you rather watch your mother participate in some
Speaker 4: glory whole action.
Speaker 2: I'm gonna take the I don't know what's happening in
Speaker 2: me gloryhole.
Speaker 1: Either way, it's ten minutes.
Speaker 3: Yeah, I don't need another sibling, so I'm just gonna
Speaker 3: take I don't know the tap the word Jesus Christ.
Speaker 1: Now that's a sci fi movie.
Speaker 2: I think you're the of conception, not inception.
Speaker 1: Now that's Stargate.
Speaker 2: Started as Stargate ended with Planet of the Apes.
Speaker 3: Thank god they got Robie Wade as much later because
Speaker 3: I've been called terminator.
Speaker 2: I don't care if it's red or blue. I just
Speaker 2: hope she took the pill.
Speaker 1: Why does your mom have a bushel of bananas?
Speaker 3: Oh?
Speaker 5: Alright, next up, without making fun of my mom.
Speaker 1: Definitely almost puked.
Speaker 2: Oh fuck, I almost threw up earlier. All right, Stone,
Speaker 2: what do you got for?
Speaker 1: Oh god, let's see.
Speaker 3: Would you rather only have vanilla sex for the rest
Speaker 3: of your life or b D S M for the
Speaker 3: rest of your life?
Speaker 1: Why? Why are you gotta make me choose? I like
Speaker 1: them both? Uh m m m hm hm hmm baniasm.
Speaker 2: Eventually, marriage is the same vanilla and the same.
Speaker 1: So because there's.
Speaker 4: There's there's more variety. There there's are if you really
Speaker 4: know about the world of B D s M. There's
Speaker 4: actually a lot of there's a ring, a wide range
Speaker 4: you can do in there.
Speaker 2: It's not all picking. Would you rather have a unibrow
Speaker 2: or no eyebrows?
Speaker 1: Oh? A brow? Yeah?
Speaker 2: Yeah, straight up brow?
Speaker 1: Yeah. I would look like a fucking I mean I
Speaker 1: already looked stupid.
Speaker 4: You take my eyebrows off, and it's just like one
Speaker 4: sheer panel, like it's just all windshield.
Speaker 3: You look like a tesla.
Speaker 1: If Mader was a tesla, that's you. If Vader was
Speaker 1: a tesla's our fucking episode titled oh oh man is
Speaker 1: just straight. I'm gonna go, no eyebrows. I don't look
Speaker 1: like a fucking caveman. That wouldn't look like a.
Speaker 2: Well with his glasses, it doesn't hardly look like he
Speaker 2: has eyebrows anyway, Tell you does that?
Speaker 1: Yeah? I was gonna say, it's like raises.
Speaker 3: Nobody would be able to know that, Like you're like
Speaker 3: moving your head like that?
Speaker 1: Would you wait?
Speaker 3: Hold?
Speaker 2: You catch people off guard. He'd be like, is he
Speaker 2: moving his head?
Speaker 1: Can I can I sharpie them on my head? Fuck?
Speaker 3: Yeah, let's do this right now on the east side.
Speaker 2: Do it right now? Scare brandy.
Speaker 1: Shit fucking hilarious, dude, Hold on, hear me out, hear
Speaker 1: me out.
Speaker 2: Shave one and try and sharpie your other one to
Speaker 2: be exactly like your real one.
Speaker 3: See what it looks like.
Speaker 1: I think Kelly left some of the eyelighter here, kids, kids,
Speaker 1: eyelighter ship. Let's finish this episode first, All.
Speaker 3: Right, that you were trying to ut, Yeah, you're okay, okay.
Speaker 4: Would you have one fly constantly around you, annoying you
Speaker 4: all the time, all the time, for the rest of
Speaker 4: your life, or have five to ten itchy bug bites
Speaker 4: on you all the time for the rest of your love?
Speaker 2: Fly fly Yeah, yeah, fly, That one mosquito bite ain't
Speaker 2: gonna ain't gonna take my life. Yeah, I'd fucking murder
Speaker 2: myself over a mosquito bite that wouldn't go away, like
Speaker 2: straight up, like you get in there.
Speaker 1: Do you remember the ones we had this past summer?
Speaker 4: They were bad, like King Kingman had some weird fucking
Speaker 4: plague that hit us, and it seemed like everybody had mosquitoes.
Speaker 2: It was fucking terrible. Yeah, all right, last round?
Speaker 3: Would you rather would you rather have your partner tell
Speaker 3: you that from now on forever they will do whatever
Speaker 3: you want. They can't say I know, or your partner
Speaker 3: is okay with you going to have a threesome once
Speaker 3: every other year and they're not involved with it.
Speaker 1: This is easy.
Speaker 4: I'd rather than them just not be able to tell
Speaker 4: me no, because then I could just ask for that anyway.
Speaker 2: Who wants to wait for every other year? Do it tomorrow?
Speaker 1: Not that I not that I want to, I'm just
Speaker 1: saying I would rather.
Speaker 2: It's just to prove a point. Babe. It's sci fi.
Speaker 1: Okay, it's sci fi.
Speaker 3: You fucking nerve.
Speaker 1: The ungrateful bitch.
Speaker 2: Jesus, I'm gonna take uh, I guess yeah? Option A.
Speaker 1: All right?
Speaker 2: Uh? Would you rather receive an alert every time your
Speaker 2: best friend has sex? Or they get an alert every time.
Speaker 1: You have sex? I would rather receive it when you
Speaker 1: had sex? And can you say that again?
Speaker 2: Would you rather receive an alert every time your best
Speaker 2: friend has sex or they receive an alert every time
Speaker 2: you have sex?
Speaker 1: Yeah? Think hard about who your best friend is. M
Speaker 1: mmmmm ag He's like, ding, mom, what Mom?
Speaker 3: What? I don't I don't know, I don't know what
Speaker 3: I don't know? What's more sad to be honest, because
Speaker 3: like Darius's phone constantly pinging or mine never pinging?
Speaker 1: This sex with yourself count hold on a second time out,
Speaker 1: because that changes the case.
Speaker 3: Sex is sex sex sex. You know what I'm gonna say,
Speaker 3: have my phone paying every time my best friend does
Speaker 3: so then I can be like, yes, send them at
Speaker 3: just congratulations, send the fucking balloons to his house.
Speaker 4: Oh Jesus, all right, pick a number three or four
Speaker 4: because I've got two more.
Speaker 1: Six? Okay? Would you rather fight twenty ten year olds
Speaker 1: or three sixteen year olds?
Speaker 2: Twenty ten year olds twenty ten year olds because those
Speaker 2: little motherfuckers think they're hard. I'm gonna drop every one
Speaker 2: of those motherfuckers.
Speaker 1: All right. Well, since you answered that one so quick,
Speaker 1: let me do my other one.
Speaker 2: Yeah, yeah, sure yeah.
Speaker 4: Would you rather have to sneeze every time someone said
Speaker 4: hello to you? Or every time someone said goodbye? But
Speaker 4: it's not like a quiet fart, it's not a long fart,
Speaker 4: it's just loud goodbye.
Speaker 5: Yeah?
Speaker 1: Yeah, Now question is it someone you know? Is it anyone? Anyone?
Speaker 3: Like you're walking through the ball and someone ran says
Speaker 3: goodbye and just.
Speaker 1: Or if somebody says.
Speaker 3: That would also like really suck because if you had
Speaker 3: the bubble guts and you you didn't trust it, and
Speaker 3: then you automatically had to do it.
Speaker 1: Yo, oh my chip a little bit.
Speaker 3: There's no rules, says it can't be a shark babe
Speaker 3: ran through another pair of underword today.
Speaker 1: God damn it.
Speaker 2: All right, well that was that was great. That got
Speaker 2: off the rails in a hurry and just kept kept
Speaker 2: off the rails. Good stuff, good stuff, all right. Well
Speaker 2: dad's on deck Day Quail, episode six, the We'll catch
Speaker 2: you next week beat out later.
Speaker 1: That's out. Wait, guys, what's the difference between a fridge
Speaker 1: and a butthole? The fridge doesn't fart when pull out.
Speaker 3: My meat
Speaker 2: Smell like shit to you.