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filet and white beans. It's a beautiful dinner. Okay, eleven

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pots the gas go down. We do a fucking tie

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lobster spring roll and then go into a tuscan white

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bean and beef dish. There's no cohesion. It makes zero

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fucking sense. Ben is on perkoson Hi Lo, Welcome to

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another brands banking new episode of bad TV. I'm dyling.

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Speaker 2: That's pet permission to come aboard.

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Speaker 1: Kaylan is here. Hello. Like I told you, listen, We're

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not going to get into this too much, but Kaylan

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is in the throes of a really, really sick addiction

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to something called Boulder's Gate three. Now, this is a

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drug that I've pedaled to many people, and I'm starting

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to feel the effects of guilt because Kaylin has turned

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into a shell of himself. I mean, he's a father

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and he's not operating at a high clip right now.

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Speaker 3: I'm that right, Kaylen, Oh, I've pretty much ignored my

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two children for the past three days in time.

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Speaker 1: I mean, think about that.

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Speaker 2: Well, I'm gonna call what's that called? Show called intervention. Yeah,

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they can get that girl off huffing. Yeah, they can

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help this young one.

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Speaker 1: What's the show where the guy eats He eats like

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couch cushions, like he eats like like stuffing.

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Speaker 2: Oh yeah, that's a thing.

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Speaker 4: It's my strange addiction.

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Speaker 1: My strange addiction. Is that? What that is?

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Speaker 2: How about that chick that was in love with a bridge?

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Speaker 1: Oh? Yeah, is that real?

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Speaker 2: I think so?

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Speaker 1: Well, we've got and are you doing? Okay? You you

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got the PlayStation out of the house.

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Speaker 3: Had to remove my gaming console from my home because

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it got so bad.

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Speaker 4: So I'm okay, now.

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Speaker 2: You know what you should do. Try taking up drinking.

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Speaker 1: I mean you can laugh about it, but if you

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thought about it.

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Speaker 4: I have, and I why already drink so I wouldn't.

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Speaker 1: Yeah, he's got a options out there. I'm just saying, Yeah,

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he can get you a fucking incredible price on Buzzball's big,

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big giant Buzzballs pen. He's on the dollar. Yeah, but

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it's only a licorice version. It's a fire sale. Let's

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get into below deck. Okay, did you get to multi

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class at all?

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Speaker 4: Or are you just I didn't get there? I had

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it's crazy.

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Speaker 2: Video games are a waste of time.

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Speaker 1: No, they're not. They're a fun way to unwind, but

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they can be a problem. I told him when he started,

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I fell asleep sitting up playing that game. It is

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a problem. I didn't have a child at that point,

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but still do you ever?

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Speaker 2: Of course you haven't read Gene simmons first book about

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don't unless you've made your first hundred thousand, don't take

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a weekend off.

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Speaker 1: Gene Simmons. Jeans Simmons of Kiss wrote a book about money,

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about Money, and I always remember that.

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Speaker 2: Line, unless you have your first thousand, one hundred thousand,

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don't take a weekend off.

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Speaker 1: You know, It's like, just because you're a jew doesn't

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mean you get to write a book on finance. Right.

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You were in Kiss? Okay, Kiss, Kiss. That's not how

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we talked. Let's get into below deck. We have Annette

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and her polo husband joining the show. More importantly, give

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me an H, give me an A, give me a T,

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give me an E. Right. But more importantly, what we

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have the Balkan Biscuit balcon Biscuit is back.

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Speaker 2: Let's give your thoughts and knots there.

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Speaker 1: Dell PSAs. Oh yeah, speaking of the Balkan Biscuit, Kaylen,

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I got to get the crat con from you. You

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have it, okay, Yeah, we got to get the crat Con.

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I think we'll drop that exclusively for the ten.

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Speaker 2: Doll They need no five dollars. Come on, give it

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Speaker 1: They get too much. They get too much.

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to show them how generous we are.

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Speaker 1: We'll talk about it. I want to be a little

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tyrannical and say, if you want Sea ret Con, upgrade

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to see rat Con, but we'll talk about it off Mike. Yeah,

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Speaker 2: At the five dollar tier. Yeah, we have Love is

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Blind and I cannot tell you how much fun we

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are having with that. Oh my god, I think we

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just laid down our best two episodes we probably ever

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laid down. People are in our feed telling us how

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hilarious it is. Yeah, so it broke there. I guess

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their Achilles heel. Yeah, great to listen to the episode.

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I hope she's okay.

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Speaker 1: I miss Katie. Katie and I did sketches together. We

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were at the UCB together in the early odds. But anyways, Yeah,

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people are really loving it, and so are we. I feel,

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of course, we can't really replicate the magic of Winehack

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that was. That was a dazed and confused, just salad

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day of bliss, but I think this gets like fairly close.

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I'm having such a good time with this season, and

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I actually think that it's a really really good thing.

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Speaker 2: Yeah, as I've commented on the podcast, there is a

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girl there. Her name is bree She just nicknamed herself Breezy.

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She her voice, everything that comes out of her mouth

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is so nauseating. I have recommended that she can only

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date a man that's hearing impaired.

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Speaker 1: Uh huh for sure. And also, you know, I'm not

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saying that Breezy should be eliminated from contention for everyone

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when thinking of a nickname, but it is kind of

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calling and referencing a man with a whalecock who had

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beaten the shit out of multiple women. I mean, he's

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immensely talented. I'm not trying to take that away from him,

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but you know, maybe we'll go with a different name

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also Traders.

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Speaker 2: Oh my god, Oh my god. By the way, if

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you want to learn how to play Traders, and I

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think we have a friend of the show, Fraser, who

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may in fact be a content on there, I will

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call Fraser and I will give him my three rules

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of winning Traders.

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Speaker 1: And his name's Fraser.

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Speaker 2: Fraser. That's what I said. That's what I said.

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Speaker 1: I know.

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Speaker 2: That's how close we are. I know, I know uh

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and I know how to win, and I have predicted

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pretty much every single episode what will happen. So if

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you wanted some insight on the game Traders so that

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you can go to a cocktail party and brag how

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good you are by stealing my thoughts, listen to our

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coverage of that.

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Speaker 1: Okay, what are you doing with the board over there?

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Speaker 4: I was just lowering past levels a little bit.

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Speaker 2: Oh too loud? I'm excited.

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Speaker 1: Yeah, all right, let's get into the episode. And you

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can find all that at Patreon dot com slash another

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podcast network. I tried to change the RL. Somebody has

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Patreon dot com slash bad TV, wouldn't you know? Can

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you find them and hurt them? Sure? That is a

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producer right, that's a producer. Okay, the old Klin would

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have said, no, that's a good point. He's lying about that.

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Speaker 2: Gosh, the strides he's growing.

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Speaker 1: All right, let's get into it. My thoughts and pots middling,

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episode sixty pots. But I want to say a Net

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is just the worst. A Net is one of these

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people that, because of the gilded hallways, you've kind of

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forgotten how to operate just regularly. And by that I

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mean trying to you. You can't figure out how to

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eat a strip of bacon because you're you're so wealthy. Right,

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I've never.

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Speaker 2: Seen a person try and eat a piece of bacon

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with a fork, You dumb ass.

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Speaker 1: Right, she's a dumb ass, also, Ben, I'm.

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Speaker 2: Can we go back to the bacon thing.

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Speaker 1: There are things that you do for forty milt.

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Speaker 2: Okay, because there are utensils, that does not mean that

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you're are now rendered. They don't have to work anymore, right, exactly. Okay,

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you use a four to give your husband a blowjob,

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Speaker 1: Yeah, it's certain in your bihole, right, right.

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Speaker 2: I don't like a net either, and she does this

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thing that I can't stand. Yeah, yeah, which is that

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something's impacting an entire group of people. We're all feeling it.

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feels the need to vocalize.

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Speaker 1: It right, right, right, And forget vocalizing it. I feel

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Speaker 2: That's correct.

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Speaker 1: Forget vocalizing. Let's lay on the ground and pretend like

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emergent services are on their way because I'm on the

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brink of death, that is right. Cannot stand this, I can't.

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Speaker 2: But oh, I'm sorry, I'm sorry, and that you know

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what I just talked to God. He just handed me

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Speaker 5: Let me let me.

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Speaker 1: It's called a thermometer.

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Speaker 2: Dear pat, it's coming down. It's called a thermometer. Thank

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Speaker 1: Which yeah, yeah. And that she has that welcome, that

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dolorous umbridge cadence where it gets kind of high and

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it's just pure evil. Ben, I know we've got that.

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Speaker 2: Let's call him has been. He is so sad, he

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is so sad. I cannot think of him other than

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Speaker 1: Yeah, you know, I'm kind of having fun with his

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double dragon of pots and thoughts. I think we should

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Speaker 2: No, no, no, I'm sorry, I'm I'm Did that come.

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Speaker 1: Off as passive aggressive? Because I didn't mean it to be.

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I really enjoyed the double dragon.

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Speaker 2: No, but I'm stepping all over your thoughts and notts?

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Speaker 1: Has been has been better because he is Well, we're

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talking about pairs and bombing runs. We're losing focus, right,

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you know I burnt my hand on a stove a

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couple of weeks ago. Oh really, I was bombed when

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I was eight years old. What is going on? And

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that kids? So anyways, Yeah, At one point, he's asking

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she can make a peeb and ja what they should

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do for lunch. He has no idea what's going on.

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He's late for everything. It's confusing. And then we get

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to Daisy, who I don't mind bad managers. I mind

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bad managers who try to gas lit light people into

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thinking they're good. That's and those usually come hand in hand.

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But Daisy is just so frustrating to watch. He's not

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a bad person or anything like that. Just if I

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was to work in a professional environment with her, I

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would just be like, get me the fuck out of here. Anyways,

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Speaker 2: Was okay, Okay, I am liking this season so far.

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Forgive me, Daisy. Perhaps you're a nice person, but I

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love how you've been shoved aside as far as storylines,

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only because I've had enough of you. With Sailing. She

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was the focal point, which I'd argue destroyed that franchise. Well,

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Gary's sexual assault, I know, but she couldn't help herself

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but get in the way of just being the focus

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of everything. Was wherever the cameras were. She was making

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Speaker 1: There was a tri force of destruction on that show,

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and we're a little bit precious about it because we

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loved that was our favorite iteration of this show. The

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knives were flying, it was parsnips, the captain was a

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tiny little serial killer, and there was everything about it

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that we loved. Gary, Colin and Daisy. They that Trinity

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Speaker 2: It's really and now she's here and she's been sidelined. Yeah,

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thank god. Okay, I'm having a lot of fun, mainly

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because of the drama in the kitchen, and I welcome

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the Balkan Biscuit. I welcome now. I went online and

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Biscuit being back. Okay, okay, this is what I'm going

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to say, no matter your personal well, they were like, ah,

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she's back again. I don't want her back, We've had

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enough her, blah blah blah blah. Okay, let me tell

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you something. She's a good TV and she's good for

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one reason, and it's kind of touched upon in the episode.

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She's fucking Russian and there's not well, she's kind of

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from that same all right, same fucking area. It's a

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culture that has frozen their balls off for their entire lives,

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and they spent a lot of time under the thumb

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of some little dictator. Okay, that makes you, in your

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inner soul a furious person.

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Speaker 1: You know, I got no fucking idea. What what Bosnia

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and Hrtzegovnia and that you've got Serbia and Mona Negro.

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I don't.

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Speaker 2: It's a bunch of miserable, fucking white people that are

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runk on vodka and want to kill each other for something.

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Speaker 1: And get us, get us in the comments, and let

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us know, give us your phenomena on what actually happened

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historically in that reagion, because we actually have no idea.

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Speaker 2: Here's my point. Okay, Ben has meant his match with

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her in that galley. Okay, Oh, she has been sent

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here by Satan himself to make his life.

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Speaker 1: Hell, you're talking about the bringer of light?

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Speaker 2: That is it?

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Speaker 1: All right? Now?

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Speaker 2: And I am here for it? Now? Where is Alicia?

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So I can get some burnt popcorn? This is actually

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an edible great? Okay, Okay, what else do I like here? Nothing?

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But it was a decent episode of fourteen Pots.

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Speaker 1: Okay, past code, Okay, God, here we go. All right.

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So we've got a new sus chef. Her name will

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be degraded to assistant chef.

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Speaker 2: I kind of think su chef is more uh low level.

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I don't think I think assistant is more low level.

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I think Sue is.

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Speaker 1: That's what its intention was. But I think all of

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the galley hand is for sure the most disgusting. I mean,

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that's that's right. You're just swasher, You're you're smoking, You're

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covered in fish scales, fish guts, fish shit. That's what

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I think of a galley hand, you know, but she's

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an assistant chef now when.

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Speaker 2: Ill sorry forgive me, but when I was a big

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fan of Iron Chef. You know, the the Iron Chefs

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always had two sus.

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Speaker 1: Did you watch the Japanese version or just the early

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American Me? Neither? Yeah, me neither.

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Speaker 2: And I always enjoyed it. And I always thought the

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Sue chefs were just as good and probably own their

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own restaurants. That was the level of their cooking.

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Speaker 1: You know. The thing that really made me a little

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peeved what when I was a young boy, And thank

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you for asking. What when I was a young boy

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and I would watch the television program I was throwing

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for a loop. How could they be this inventive with

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a mystery ingredient? And then I learned that this whole

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mystery ingredient it was a total sham. It was. It

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was a total sham.

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Speaker 2: Can I give you the.

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Speaker 1: Dry ice and the cornacopeia and the pageantry of it all,

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it meant nothing. It was a complete construct.

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Speaker 2: Now I want to help the audience out because I

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did a deep dive on this. To be fair, they

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only had three hours with the secret ingredient to figure

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it out. So there was three hours, which seems reasonable

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if you're gonna actually make something decent. If you're going

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to make a cocktail out of tuna fish, you need

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three hours. Okay, Oh you can't make that on the fly.

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Speaker 1: Oh yeah, yeah, right. Bobby Flay's sous chef, Yeah, she

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passed away.

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Speaker 2: No, that was not his sou chef. That was Cora.

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Speaker 1: Oh that was Cora's shoes sus chef, Anna Burrell, Anna Burrell. Yeah,

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what do you get the toxicology on her?

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Speaker 2: Uh? Yeah, she committed suicide.

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Speaker 1: Unfortunately, can you just flag that real quick, you know,

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because I really thought that you were going to go

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the route that to be fair to me, And I'm

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actually a little upset right now. Every person who's dead

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you find a scroll of explicit materials in their blade.

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Speaker 2: They just set a lot of pills on the floor.

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I'm sorry. Okay, I didn't get a list. It just

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set a lot of pills.

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Speaker 1: Okay, got it. So when Jason asked Ellie, can you cook?

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She said, of course not And he said that's perfect.

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But Ben now has someone who has literally zero experience.

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Alicia had some experience. She'd spent a season in the

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galley with Serena, and it just goes to show you that,

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like we love Serena, she's a little nutty. We are

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all a little nutty. But at least Alesia made it

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through a season with her Ben. And I'm not going

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to put it all on Ben. Alicia's got some demons

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because she went with alopecia in Canada to ski and

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you know and stuff. You know, I should lay off

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the alopecia so he might have alopecia. So what I

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wish I was more smooth skinned? I mean, come on, right, Dyl, Well, fuck.

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Speaker 2: Here's the other thing. A lot of people and I

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don't think I have thick enough skin for this. Working

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in a kitchen, you have to have a tough, thick

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skin to deal with people like Ben. Yeah, you gotta

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just let it go right through you, because I don't know,

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I don't know how people get away with this, but

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they just for some reason in kitchens, they feel like

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they can just call you an idiot.

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Speaker 1: There's this thing in kitchens where there are a lot

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of holdovers from.

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Speaker 2: The years seventies and eighties, more.

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Speaker 1: Aggressive management and procedure. But so many of them, especially

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the really famous ones have recognized a need to saw

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and that it's fucking insane to talk to people the

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way that people did in kitchens. Ben has not really

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learned that lesson, because I don't want to get too

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deep into it. But he's just, you know, not that nice.

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Alisha now moves to the interior, but he's I don't know.

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Alicia's moving to the interior, and Mikey is hoping that

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this means he can see the sunlight. Lol.

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Speaker 2: Mikey, Yeah, yeah, this is great. Yeah. He dreams of

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being a decie breathing the fresh air. So of course

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he's only happy to have Alicia join the crew, and

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he quickly deems their relationship a Batman and Robin type

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of relationship. As Batman, he will rid Gotham of crime,

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and as Robin, Alisha will clear the shower dreams of

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human fudd.

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Speaker 1: Remember, Yeah, yeah, yeah, I do, I do, and human

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fudge is disgusting.

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Speaker 2: I'd rather be out there fighting crime.

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Speaker 1: Uh, I wouldn't, I wouldn't, can you. I mean it's

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a headache. It's a headache dangling people off of buildings

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and ship.

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Speaker 2: It's like, I can you imagine Robin those staring down.

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Speaker 1: At a dream I know, but it's not forever. Robin

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gets to kick back, you know, just got to clean

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up some fudge and then kick back. Ben and Ellie

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start off strong. He's laying it on thick. Ellie. Should

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we talk about her fashion really quickly? Oh?

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Speaker 2: Go ahead?

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Speaker 1: Yeah, Ellie is very beautiful fashion also looks like a

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bit of a stripper just in this moment. And and

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what that means is that Ben is torqued. He's completely torqued.

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Speaker 2: Yeah, okay, yeah, so okay. So Ellie tells us.

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Speaker 1: Have you ever been cuddled?

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Speaker 2: Babe?

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Speaker 1: Oh Jesus Christ.

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Speaker 2: Just Ellie tells us that Ben, you know, before the season,

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had hit her up in her d MS. You know, yeah,

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and he told her he was a fan of her photos.

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Now let's translate that into English language that we can

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all understand. He was telling her he wanted to have

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sex with you. Okay, uh? And I must say this.

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I'm shocked at his lack of tact at this juncture.

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This is how old Patty would do this, and you'd

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get the same you probably get some better results. How

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is your season, Ellie?

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Speaker 1: Are you saying this is what you d m her?

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Speaker 2: That's what I DM. Okay, okay, and then she was

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really good. And then you go, h, so, do you

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know so and so? Or blow and blow you know

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whoever you know you know, And then you go, if

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you ever want to talk smack about production, you know

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that you know who's was sucked. Let's grab drinks right

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way better the fact that Ben is like, I love

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your photos, but man.

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Speaker 1: He is a has been okay.

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Speaker 2: So oh, by the way, Juau just then pops in

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the galley. Yeah, I wonder what he's up to.

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Speaker 1: Yeah, exactly, he pops in there. But it was equally

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more confusing, like I don't know what what this was

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where Ben was like you see a sweaty man from

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Afrikaans or wherever the fuck he's Zimbabwe or whatever. If

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you see that guy and he's all sweaty, that's Juel.

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He's a good man, one of my close friends and

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a captain. And is what are you doing? Are you

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trying to have sex with this girl? Like you don't

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know that guy.

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Speaker 2: Guys have that tendency they think forming a bond with

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another guy shows it's the oddest behavior I've ever seen

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in the wild. It really is. Yeah, by the way,

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I have a bet. First night out, Juwau makes a

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move on Ellie.

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Speaker 1: Oh yeah, oh yeah. So Jenna and Alicia talk about.

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Speaker 2: Bos yeah well they also they talk about maintaining a

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relationship in this industry known as yachting. Right. I haven't

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thought about this. This is tough, and you just gotta

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if you're dating someone that's a sea rod.

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Speaker 1: Am I too leisurely today? Is this too? Is this too?

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Speaker 2: You wear this kind of outfit all the time, very comfortable.

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It's called like podcast comfort.

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Speaker 1: How would you describe these pants?

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Speaker 2: Were you're wearing sliders with white sox sliders and then

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these like looks like workout yoga pants or something.

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Speaker 1: Yeah yeah, yeah, yeah, yeah yeah. It's kind of a

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mad Matt scrambled to get out of the house and

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we've just done laundry and the jeans every pair. We're

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at the bottom of the bin. I didn't have time

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to just looney tunes. I didn't want to looney tunes

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all the clothes, so I threw on these joggers. I

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do feel a little bit more pilates than podcast right now,

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and I just wanted to make sure that you're not

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thrown off by it.

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Speaker 2: I never am. Okay, you know, I don't judge. That's

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why I can't understand why my wife doesn't like me.

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I'm like a really nice guy.

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Speaker 1: You know. Yeah. I love marital trauma non sequitors. They're

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my favorite.

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Speaker 2: Okay, Oh yeah, I was back to this, Oh yeah,

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maintaining a sea rat relationship. Like I'm on land and

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I'm dating someone on a sea rat, Like you can't

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trust them. So I got to thinking, you might as

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well just chalk it up to like you're dating a

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porn star. They're gonna do what they're gonna do. You

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just need to accept the lifestyle. So when they come home,

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you just go, hey, honey, how is your day on

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the porn set? And then she comes up and say, well, mad,

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I think my sphincter's prolapse and my face feels like

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a glazed don't it. But on that it's page. And

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then you go, well, honey, give you a massage?

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Speaker 1: So crazy?

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Speaker 2: No, you just you gotta accept it.

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Speaker 1: It's a little nuts from you. I gotta say, you know,

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I had a acquaintance in high school. You actually married

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a porn.

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Speaker 2: Oh no, I've I've seen her, yeah.

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Speaker 1: Close to her in the lobby of an l A

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fitness and they're divorced.

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Speaker 2: Yeah. Yeah, I saw a video of her having a

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good chuckle. I'm not gonna say other than her doing

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an interview having a good chuckle situation. She got into you.

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Speaker 1: It's fascinating, it's fascinating.

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Speaker 2: She was a real looker.

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Speaker 1: Okay, can you flag that? Okay, Ellie and Benn are

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doing really well. The two of them are chatting away

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about fucking skiing and mayonnaise and shit, and meanwhile the

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polo people are en route to the boat. In fact,

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they've already arrived as the sea rats are scrambling to

466
00:24:36,039 --> 00:24:40,039
get upstairs. Now, this is something that we haven't seen.

467
00:24:40,920 --> 00:24:43,839
I'm not sure for a long time you've never seen this.

468
00:24:44,000 --> 00:24:48,599
Let's not understate just how incompetent this current crop of

469
00:24:48,640 --> 00:24:52,079
sea rats is. But tool doesn't understand English, and we'll

470
00:24:52,079 --> 00:24:55,119
get to it. I don't falter, but she simply doesn't

471
00:24:55,119 --> 00:24:55,720
know what's going on.

472
00:24:55,759 --> 00:24:58,079
Speaker 2: Well, everyone speaks English on this boat, and I fucking

473
00:24:58,119 --> 00:25:02,079
need subtitles right exactly. But back to Ben. Yeah, first off,

474
00:25:02,079 --> 00:25:05,200
you're talking about has been has been. There's two people

475
00:25:05,240 --> 00:25:07,119
are going to say we're being too hard on him. Uh,

476
00:25:07,559 --> 00:25:10,519
There's two things going on with Ben. One is he

477
00:25:10,519 --> 00:25:12,680
thinks he's too good for this show, so he's really

478
00:25:12,720 --> 00:25:17,440
not paying attention. Second, he is really fucking off, really

479
00:25:17,480 --> 00:25:20,440
off his game. So those two things going together, that's

480
00:25:20,440 --> 00:25:21,240
going to really hurt.

481
00:25:21,160 --> 00:25:25,000
Speaker 1: Him this season, right, right, So the j Man is

482
00:25:25,240 --> 00:25:28,839
very very upset, and Ben says, you know, sorry, we're relate,

483
00:25:28,880 --> 00:25:30,720
and he says, don't let him. Oh no, no, no. J

484
00:25:30,839 --> 00:25:33,000
Man says to the pol up people, sorry, we're relate,

485
00:25:33,279 --> 00:25:35,400
and he says, don't let it happen again. Now, this

486
00:25:35,519 --> 00:25:41,519
is one of these kind of it's this rage filled

487
00:25:41,720 --> 00:25:49,039
joke that the nouveau riche can deliver, and it's just

488
00:25:50,000 --> 00:25:53,400
I don't like the vibe of you. I want you

489
00:25:53,440 --> 00:25:57,880
to either be quiet about it and then try to

490
00:25:58,079 --> 00:26:01,839
frame me for tax evasion or something, or just get

491
00:26:01,880 --> 00:26:05,559
over it. Right. It's you know, am I making sense?

492
00:26:05,680 --> 00:26:05,759
Speaker 4: No?

493
00:26:05,960 --> 00:26:08,440
Speaker 2: I don't know what no you are. What I'm saying is,

494
00:26:08,680 --> 00:26:12,759
I don't know what this is called. But human beings

495
00:26:12,759 --> 00:26:16,000
some do this, and I'll give you an example of it.

496
00:26:16,000 --> 00:26:19,839
It's like when someone makes a joke at your expense

497
00:26:19,839 --> 00:26:22,680
and they lie to you, Like someone walks the room

498
00:26:22,680 --> 00:26:25,400
and they go You're like, am I late? And you go, yeah,

499
00:26:25,440 --> 00:26:30,079
you're late. Actually we lost the account Bart and he's like,

500
00:26:30,119 --> 00:26:32,000
we lost the account, yes, and it's all your fault.

501
00:26:32,079 --> 00:26:34,440
Can't hang. Everything's great people that do that to you

502
00:26:34,480 --> 00:26:37,440
to give you trauma for four seconds, although you and

503
00:26:37,519 --> 00:26:39,559
Kate Casey did that to me a year ago. You

504
00:26:39,599 --> 00:26:40,720
fucking assholes.

505
00:26:40,400 --> 00:26:42,119
Speaker 1: Went oh oh when we.

506
00:26:42,519 --> 00:26:44,240
Speaker 2: Joked that she was pissed at me because I had

507
00:26:44,240 --> 00:26:45,200
to leave baby.

508
00:26:45,240 --> 00:26:47,240
Speaker 1: Oh yeah, that was funny. But we did a podcast

509
00:26:47,240 --> 00:26:49,440
with Kay Casey and Pat had an emergency in the

510
00:26:49,480 --> 00:26:51,680
middle of the podcast he had to go pick up Ellie,

511
00:26:51,799 --> 00:26:54,839
and when we ended the episode, Kate and I had

512
00:26:54,839 --> 00:26:57,079
agreed that I was going to tell Patrick that she

513
00:26:57,200 --> 00:27:00,119
was never going to speak to us again, and she

514
00:27:00,200 --> 00:27:01,880
did a really good job playing along.

515
00:27:02,240 --> 00:27:05,000
Speaker 2: But my point is there, you guys weren't doing that.

516
00:27:05,000 --> 00:27:06,960
You would just have fun. But there is with this

517
00:27:07,039 --> 00:27:10,839
particular charter guest, a sense of control by having to

518
00:27:10,880 --> 00:27:13,680
say that. I could never say that to these people

519
00:27:15,480 --> 00:27:18,119
because I would like how it went through there because

520
00:27:18,119 --> 00:27:20,240
Ben clearly it bothered him.

521
00:27:20,640 --> 00:27:23,960
Speaker 1: Yeah, it bothered him, and it bothered the j Man too,

522
00:27:24,000 --> 00:27:26,440
because the Jay Man is really not happy he tells Ben,

523
00:27:26,480 --> 00:27:28,200
you have to get your shit together, don't let that

524
00:27:28,440 --> 00:27:30,960
happen again. And we should say that like, this needs

525
00:27:31,000 --> 00:27:33,839
to be treated with a certain amount of severity, because

526
00:27:33,960 --> 00:27:37,000
we do not see this on this show often, as

527
00:27:37,000 --> 00:27:39,680
incommonan as these people are, we just do not see this.

528
00:27:39,799 --> 00:27:43,359
It's kind of crazy. So the guests drink their preferred

529
00:27:43,480 --> 00:27:47,200
welcome beverage, which is it's some kind of Shirley Temple mimosa.

530
00:27:47,319 --> 00:27:50,000
It looked like trash and a fluide because these people

531
00:27:50,039 --> 00:27:52,759
are trash. So the Virgin is having a tough time

532
00:27:52,880 --> 00:27:56,759
understanding the various polluted tongues of the vestible Naboo.

533
00:27:56,880 --> 00:27:58,680
Speaker 2: Yes, she doesn't know what she's doing.

534
00:27:59,359 --> 00:28:01,680
Speaker 1: Well, she doesn't know what she's doing, but then she's

535
00:28:01,720 --> 00:28:06,759
also being spoken to in Afrey Kahn's and fucking scouse

536
00:28:06,799 --> 00:28:09,640
here in Australian, here, in Essex. Here. She just has

537
00:28:09,720 --> 00:28:10,960
no clue what's going on.

538
00:28:11,599 --> 00:28:15,559
Speaker 2: Sorry, may I interject myself here? Naboo is a very

539
00:28:15,640 --> 00:28:17,480
nice person, but casting.

540
00:28:17,440 --> 00:28:19,559
Speaker 1: Well, Naboo is a planet from Star Wars.

541
00:28:19,480 --> 00:28:23,559
Speaker 2: Right, what are we doing here? She is perfectly lovely,

542
00:28:23,920 --> 00:28:27,680
but we dealt with this and I'm addressing casting directly. Yeah,

543
00:28:27,880 --> 00:28:31,119
haven't you learned your lesson from the last season of sailing,

544
00:28:31,640 --> 00:28:33,799
which is no more. By the way, a guy named

545
00:28:33,880 --> 00:28:38,960
davidil he was fucking dead waight dead fucking wait remember

546
00:28:39,519 --> 00:28:42,240
Oh yeah, there's only so many spots for sea rats

547
00:28:42,279 --> 00:28:48,599
on a vessel till the whos far making isn't holding

548
00:28:48,599 --> 00:28:52,160
a nation spellbound. I'm sorry, I like her so.

549
00:28:52,279 --> 00:29:00,680
Speaker 1: Much, but no, yeah, you're talking about like getting back

550
00:29:00,720 --> 00:29:01,480
to Balderskate.

551
00:29:01,559 --> 00:29:03,359
Speaker 2: We can't.

552
00:29:03,640 --> 00:29:08,119
Speaker 1: We can't have anyone in the party not really serving

553
00:29:08,160 --> 00:29:14,240
any use. Right, You've got to do something, whether it's healing. Listen,

554
00:29:14,440 --> 00:29:16,240
I'm not a healer. I think it's kind of boring,

555
00:29:16,440 --> 00:29:19,519
but we need you. But tools not healing anybody. She

556
00:29:19,559 --> 00:29:24,119
doesn't understand anything. Okay, she's she's from Turkey. She doesn't

557
00:29:24,240 --> 00:29:27,440
get this. But yeah, I don't see her engaging in

558
00:29:27,480 --> 00:29:29,640
any smut with anyone. I don't really. I see her

559
00:29:29,680 --> 00:29:34,559
getting fired. I see her getting fired. And and we'll

560
00:29:34,559 --> 00:29:38,599
get to the meeting with Captain Jason, but more beforehand,

561
00:29:39,000 --> 00:29:45,359
more on that five. So Ben realizes that these guys

562
00:29:45,359 --> 00:29:48,440
have standards, and it was good to see Ben recognize

563
00:29:48,480 --> 00:29:52,640
that he had just the luckiest first charter of all time.

564
00:29:53,279 --> 00:29:57,400
With these these drug bitches who were just screaming at

565
00:29:57,440 --> 00:29:59,559
each other the entire time. They did not care about

566
00:29:59,559 --> 00:30:04,880
his food. These people will now who has a Jua

567
00:30:04,880 --> 00:30:09,200
and Daisy have a conversation about Mike and Joel. I'm

568
00:30:09,240 --> 00:30:15,079
just gonna keep tacking some meanwhiles. Well when Daisy, I

569
00:30:15,400 --> 00:30:18,960
want to pay close attention to the monopolization of labor

570
00:30:19,079 --> 00:30:21,240
each and every episode. Now, to her credit, you we'll

571
00:30:21,319 --> 00:30:24,160
let him go for a five minute reprimanding later on

572
00:30:24,160 --> 00:30:27,200
in the episode. But that's about it. Juao asks her,

573
00:30:27,680 --> 00:30:30,000
I'm gonna need mikey at some point, right because he's

574
00:30:30,039 --> 00:30:32,039
been just cleaning shit for the past three days, and

575
00:30:32,079 --> 00:30:35,200
she goes, yea one hundred percent whenever you need Yeah, okay,

576
00:30:35,279 --> 00:30:41,920
all right. So the primary with the eyelashes a net.

577
00:30:42,359 --> 00:30:44,119
She has a moment where she needs a straw. I

578
00:30:44,160 --> 00:30:46,200
don't know if I'm getting too granular here.

579
00:30:45,880 --> 00:30:46,160
Speaker 5: You are.

580
00:30:46,359 --> 00:30:48,799
Speaker 2: Actually what you should focus in on, Dyll is the

581
00:30:48,799 --> 00:30:51,400
fact that she is able to notice the difference between

582
00:30:51,440 --> 00:30:55,759
freshly squeezed grapefruit juice and store bought grapefruit juice.

583
00:30:55,799 --> 00:30:57,920
Speaker 1: Who couldn't I would.

584
00:30:57,799 --> 00:30:59,759
Speaker 2: Notice a detail like that, But I'm a filthy, fucking

585
00:30:59,799 --> 00:31:02,559
norm know you would, and but she's the kind of

586
00:31:02,559 --> 00:31:05,839
person that when you have time to ride a horse

587
00:31:05,880 --> 00:31:08,279
and hit a ball with a fucking mallet, you have

588
00:31:08,319 --> 00:31:12,720
time to notice those small details. Yeah, so that's a

589
00:31:12,759 --> 00:31:14,799
lot of time for good our bad, for good or bad.

590
00:31:14,880 --> 00:31:18,559
But anyway, when you when I try to guest asks

591
00:31:18,839 --> 00:31:21,720
you to present the ingredients of said drink to you.

592
00:31:21,799 --> 00:31:25,400
Speaker 1: Yes, you might be fucked. Well, here's the thing and

593
00:31:25,480 --> 00:31:29,200
we can drop the You know, we're always kind of

594
00:31:29,279 --> 00:31:32,920
like manipulated by people that come on to our podcast

595
00:31:32,960 --> 00:31:35,440
and talk about this being the best vacation ever. We've

596
00:31:35,440 --> 00:31:39,000
talked numerous guests who have said, oh, this was awesome.

597
00:31:39,079 --> 00:31:42,920
We would do it in a heartbeat. The people that

598
00:31:43,000 --> 00:31:49,720
are serving you do not know how to make bloody Mary's. Okay,

599
00:31:50,880 --> 00:31:54,279
let's stop with the whole one of the best vacations ever.

600
00:31:54,359 --> 00:32:02,319
Think this woman asks for the ingredients to be brought out. Now,

601
00:32:02,559 --> 00:32:06,720
Luckily Daisy jumped in and helped Jenna with the construction

602
00:32:06,799 --> 00:32:10,079
of the bloody Mary. But we're left up to Jenna.

603
00:32:10,160 --> 00:32:11,759
She would have no idea what was going on. She

604
00:32:11,759 --> 00:32:13,279
would have had to google it and made a pretty

605
00:32:13,279 --> 00:32:18,519
shitty bloody Mary. But Annette asking for the ingredients. It

606
00:32:19,200 --> 00:32:21,599
reminded me a little bit of like that person that

607
00:32:23,240 --> 00:32:25,480
I can't remember if it was Ellie, but they were

608
00:32:25,480 --> 00:32:28,839
making a dackerie and it was purple or something like that.

609
00:32:29,319 --> 00:32:32,519
Annette says, this tastes sweet. I'm tasting something sweet, and

610
00:32:32,559 --> 00:32:38,200
then she brings out one of the most savory ingredients

611
00:32:38,279 --> 00:32:42,960
in the culinary world, that being Worcestershire sauce, and she says, Oh,

612
00:32:43,200 --> 00:32:46,480
that's it, That's what I was tasting. Annett missed me

613
00:32:46,559 --> 00:32:49,279
with the bullshit. Okay, anyways, that was too long a run.

614
00:32:49,359 --> 00:32:51,480
Speaker 2: I was gonna say, Hayley, friend of the show The

615
00:32:51,519 --> 00:32:55,920
Red Witch. She told me while we were out drinking,

616
00:32:56,039 --> 00:32:58,400
I go, do you know how to bartend? Like you're

617
00:32:58,440 --> 00:33:02,519
making trace that now? I just made that ship up.

618
00:33:03,440 --> 00:33:06,160
Speaker 1: So we get a great talk with Ben and Ellie.

619
00:33:06,480 --> 00:33:08,799
He says, when I was in kitchens, I had pants

620
00:33:08,799 --> 00:33:10,960
thrown at me. She said, when I was eight, I

621
00:33:10,960 --> 00:33:17,960
had bombs dropped on me. She wins, lunch is I

622
00:33:18,000 --> 00:33:24,920
believe first a No, it is sir, tuna with an

623
00:33:25,039 --> 00:33:33,000
udon salad and tarioky chicken. Annette, again, stuffy little rat, says,

624
00:33:33,039 --> 00:33:35,640
this is not really my cup of tea, and then

625
00:33:35,680 --> 00:33:38,759
we get to the scallop cake, which she's again not

626
00:33:38,799 --> 00:33:40,640
a fan of. She's more a fan of them in

627
00:33:40,720 --> 00:33:42,839
their raw form. She's not a fan of a she's

628
00:33:42,880 --> 00:33:45,160
not a fan of a cake. Now she's a stuffy

629
00:33:45,200 --> 00:33:47,119
little rat. But I do I do agree with I

630
00:33:47,200 --> 00:33:50,640
was gonna say, let's let's let's not try to reinvent

631
00:33:50,640 --> 00:33:52,599
the wheel. Okay, let's just do a scallops of each.

632
00:33:52,799 --> 00:33:55,359
Let's not make a fucking fritter, right Ben, unless they

633
00:33:55,400 --> 00:33:59,400
were frozen and brought up to room deep then chop

634
00:33:59,480 --> 00:34:03,359
them up and yeah, what do you think? Okay? So,

635
00:34:03,480 --> 00:34:08,400
but Toole has a chat with Jason, wherein I got

636
00:34:08,400 --> 00:34:11,239
to give it to Jason? I mean, Pat, you know,

637
00:34:11,400 --> 00:34:13,159
this reminds me a little bit of that time when

638
00:34:13,159 --> 00:34:16,000
I was a younger man, not and not not young

639
00:34:16,039 --> 00:34:18,800
by any stretch of the imagination, but younger. I think

640
00:34:18,840 --> 00:34:22,159
I remember this, Yeah, yeah, yeah, And I just broke

641
00:34:22,199 --> 00:34:23,920
down in tears in front of Pat. I didn't even

642
00:34:24,000 --> 00:34:25,920
know Pat, and I was like, did.

643
00:34:25,800 --> 00:34:26,800
Speaker 2: I hold you?

644
00:34:26,800 --> 00:34:30,559
Speaker 1: You didn't hold me, but you were like, uh, it's

645
00:34:30,639 --> 00:34:32,880
gonna be all right, You're gonna be okay.

646
00:34:33,800 --> 00:34:36,599
Speaker 2: Well, I also, I believe we were there was something

647
00:34:36,639 --> 00:34:39,239
with a with a coworker of ours that was he

648
00:34:39,280 --> 00:34:44,960
had been bestowed with some some very flattering.

649
00:34:45,840 --> 00:34:46,440
Speaker 1: Brands.

650
00:34:46,679 --> 00:34:50,039
Speaker 2: Yeah, and you were taken aback by it because it

651
00:34:50,159 --> 00:34:54,239
was absurd and and I comfort you by saying what

652
00:34:54,400 --> 00:34:58,159
was just said in there was absolutely insane, right, So

653
00:34:58,199 --> 00:34:58,559
don't worry.

654
00:34:58,760 --> 00:35:01,199
Speaker 1: So it has a similar energy to what Jason is

655
00:35:01,360 --> 00:35:07,199
staring down with batool a ka naboo. Here, Jason, after

656
00:35:07,320 --> 00:35:13,199
hearing her frustrations with the uh the job, recognizes almost

657
00:35:13,239 --> 00:35:20,280
instantaneously there's a lot going on here. There's a lot

658
00:35:20,360 --> 00:35:23,039
of baggage here, and I want to make this a

659
00:35:23,119 --> 00:35:23,719
home for her.

660
00:35:23,920 --> 00:35:27,360
Speaker 2: Well, yeah, Dell, And it actually triggers a little c

661
00:35:27,559 --> 00:35:30,840
rat history, right, and you know what, Let's just say

662
00:35:30,840 --> 00:35:33,360
this old Patty ain't touching that motherfucking one with a.

663
00:35:33,400 --> 00:35:35,880
Speaker 1: Ten foot Who's who's the rat history?

664
00:35:36,000 --> 00:35:36,440
Speaker 2: Buttool?

665
00:35:37,000 --> 00:35:37,440
Speaker 1: Buttool?

666
00:35:37,519 --> 00:35:40,400
Speaker 2: Yeah, I'm gonna be very kind here. And let's uh,

667
00:35:40,519 --> 00:35:44,239
let's uh just let Patty say I have given a

668
00:35:44,280 --> 00:35:47,440
score to a person whose dad was murdered while she

669
00:35:47,599 --> 00:35:50,400
was doing a fifth grade play at school. Uh huh,

670
00:35:50,440 --> 00:35:53,960
And I ain't going for this one. Let's just say

671
00:35:54,000 --> 00:35:55,159
her family sucks.

672
00:35:55,199 --> 00:35:59,119
Speaker 1: One point Oh okay, sorry, I'm not sure if I

673
00:35:59,159 --> 00:36:01,639
didn't get all this year history. Her father told her

674
00:36:01,679 --> 00:36:02,960
she has to be a virgin, and then he has

675
00:36:03,000 --> 00:36:03,480
three wives.

676
00:36:03,480 --> 00:36:08,159
Speaker 2: Oh, she gets into mom laugh. Dad abused her. Her

677
00:36:08,360 --> 00:36:12,440
entire family was abusive and suppressed her ability to thrive

678
00:36:12,519 --> 00:36:13,280
and existence.

679
00:36:13,719 --> 00:36:16,079
Speaker 1: She ran away.

680
00:36:16,639 --> 00:36:18,000
Speaker 2: I can't even I can't.

681
00:36:18,280 --> 00:36:20,239
Speaker 1: Let's do a one point five for that. You want

682
00:36:20,239 --> 00:36:24,159
to get you know what, You're right, that's I mean,

683
00:36:25,239 --> 00:36:28,559
I mean, fucking you know. You want to go to

684
00:36:28,559 --> 00:36:30,199
certain parts of the world. I mean, grime a river.

685
00:36:30,239 --> 00:36:33,719
I mean, that's what's happening the time. I mean, all right,

686
00:36:33,800 --> 00:36:36,719
so anyways, we go see turtles. They came here for

687
00:36:36,760 --> 00:36:39,199
the turtles. To be fair to them, these turtles are

688
00:36:39,239 --> 00:36:40,559
so beautiful they are.

689
00:36:41,599 --> 00:36:42,760
Speaker 2: How about them stingrays?

690
00:36:42,800 --> 00:36:46,280
Speaker 1: Though I don't like a sting ray like a turtle.

691
00:36:46,360 --> 00:36:49,360
I mean I love a turtle me too.

692
00:36:50,360 --> 00:36:53,440
Speaker 2: Why did you bring up this sting because they're serial killers?

693
00:36:53,480 --> 00:36:59,599
Speaker 1: You know, you mean to say that there's one stingray

694
00:36:59,639 --> 00:37:02,280
that kills old Steve Rwin that is still.

695
00:37:03,480 --> 00:37:05,400
Speaker 2: A foot he's still out there.

696
00:37:05,360 --> 00:37:09,039
Speaker 1: Okay, to be fair to him. What was his name, Greg?

697
00:37:09,360 --> 00:37:13,840
Speaker 2: His name was Jeff, Jeff a guy who talked to

698
00:37:13,920 --> 00:37:15,880
him after tried to talk him down off the ledge.

699
00:37:16,159 --> 00:37:18,719
If there's edges and water, He was like, did you

700
00:37:18,800 --> 00:37:21,440
just kill that guy? Jeff? Yeah, and he's like, yeah

701
00:37:21,480 --> 00:37:22,639
I did. He was fucking with me.

702
00:37:23,360 --> 00:37:25,480
Speaker 1: Yeah, wow, yeah, okay.

703
00:37:25,519 --> 00:37:28,599
Speaker 2: He said you could get in trouble, Jeff, right right,

704
00:37:29,719 --> 00:37:31,000
he said you should get out of here.

705
00:37:31,119 --> 00:37:35,400
Speaker 1: To be fair to to Jeff, I don't think it's

706
00:37:35,440 --> 00:37:36,719
fair to call him a serial killer.

707
00:37:38,039 --> 00:37:42,880
Speaker 2: That's true. Serial killers kill multiple assholes that bug you and.

708
00:37:42,840 --> 00:37:45,840
Speaker 1: Grab onto your not even assholes, just innocent women.

709
00:37:48,320 --> 00:37:48,639
Speaker 2: True.

710
00:37:48,920 --> 00:37:49,119
Speaker 1: Yeah.

711
00:37:51,320 --> 00:37:53,679
Speaker 2: Yeah, Jeff's still out there though, be careful.

712
00:37:55,639 --> 00:37:58,440
Speaker 1: Yeah, Jeff plays it off like I was panicked and

713
00:37:58,440 --> 00:38:01,039
he was messing with me. Jeff had been waiting to

714
00:38:01,079 --> 00:38:04,199
do that. Jeff wanted to warned him.

715
00:38:04,719 --> 00:38:09,039
Speaker 2: He said, Steve knock off. Steve didn't listen.

716
00:38:09,159 --> 00:38:13,480
Speaker 1: Yeah, Steve said hardly croaky. This one speaks English.

717
00:38:13,760 --> 00:38:16,519
Speaker 2: Fuck croaky. Hey stopped me.

718
00:38:16,599 --> 00:38:17,039
Speaker 4: In the hall.

719
00:38:18,840 --> 00:38:26,039
Speaker 2: And then Greg's like, Jeff, you just Jeff, okay anyway.

720
00:38:25,920 --> 00:38:34,239
Speaker 1: Yes, before we have all right, so, uh so one

721
00:38:34,320 --> 00:38:36,000
of the guests almost dies.

722
00:38:38,480 --> 00:38:42,599
Speaker 2: It's important to do this with which this is reported,

723
00:38:43,440 --> 00:38:48,280
how it's uh the and the.

724
00:38:46,960 --> 00:38:50,800
Speaker 1: Emergency effort is so so the way this report this

725
00:38:51,000 --> 00:38:55,760
reported would be Kaylin. If Kaitlyn lost an episode, he

726
00:38:55,760 --> 00:38:58,239
would tell us that he lost an episode the same

727
00:38:58,280 --> 00:39:02,400
exact way that Joao says. We all most killed somebody.

728
00:39:02,800 --> 00:39:08,639
Speaker 2: Literally, guys, what's up? Kaylin? Hey man, you know I

729
00:39:08,679 --> 00:39:12,679
was gonna upload the episode and then you know it

730
00:39:13,400 --> 00:39:14,039
somehow I'm.

731
00:39:13,920 --> 00:39:17,559
Speaker 1: Not sure what happened. The card got infected anyway, a

732
00:39:17,800 --> 00:39:20,079
new day and then we would go listen. I mean,

733
00:39:20,320 --> 00:39:23,519
we got to be careful. I mean, just nobody. Let's

734
00:39:23,519 --> 00:39:28,199
make sure that doesn't happen again. Someone almost died. And

735
00:39:28,280 --> 00:39:33,280
to be fair to to to the gang, Mikey has

736
00:39:33,360 --> 00:39:36,719
been imprisoned. He's been turned into a Smiegel like character

737
00:39:36,800 --> 00:39:41,519
by Daisy. And this lunatic was also she just followed

738
00:39:41,519 --> 00:39:44,159
a sting ray. These people don't know about currents. They're

739
00:39:44,199 --> 00:39:46,679
polo people. That's why you don't go on the ocean,

740
00:39:46,719 --> 00:39:49,039
because you don't know what kind of network of destruction

741
00:39:49,159 --> 00:39:52,039
is happening underneath the surface, be it animals or weather.

742
00:39:52,239 --> 00:39:56,360
Speaker 2: And we've heard of vacation spot in Mexico where they

743
00:39:56,400 --> 00:40:00,239
don't tell the tourists like, hey, this fucking little area here, Yeah,

744
00:40:00,559 --> 00:40:02,119
kills like five people a summer.

745
00:40:02,159 --> 00:40:04,599
Speaker 1: You want to talk about Mona Zuma's revenge. That's the

746
00:40:04,639 --> 00:40:08,159
fucking revenge right there. Goddamn colonize her. You think you're

747
00:40:08,159 --> 00:40:10,000
gonna come over here and just have a good time,

748
00:40:10,079 --> 00:40:12,800
have a mango margarita. Absolutely not, You're gonna die.

749
00:40:12,920 --> 00:40:15,480
Speaker 2: I think that's a movie plot. Let me work on that.

750
00:40:17,400 --> 00:40:22,679
Speaker 1: I'll let you. Yeah, thanks, Okay. So we get to Liz,

751
00:40:22,719 --> 00:40:25,760
who is clicks away. Juau is not happy because Mike

752
00:40:25,880 --> 00:40:28,880
is not cut out for this, but they'll we'll talk

753
00:40:28,880 --> 00:40:31,159
about that later. We get some sea rat history with Eddie.

754
00:40:31,920 --> 00:40:36,119
I mean this was I mean, Pat, please do your

755
00:40:36,119 --> 00:40:39,679
worst here, because Eddie sea rat history is came from

756
00:40:39,679 --> 00:40:42,519
a great family. I really respect my father and I'm

757
00:40:42,599 --> 00:40:43,920
just trying to emulate him.

758
00:40:44,039 --> 00:40:45,840
Speaker 2: Oh yeah yeah, let me get into that. Let me

759
00:40:45,880 --> 00:40:50,599
see if I can find Oh yeah, okay, okay, okay.

760
00:40:50,440 --> 00:40:52,000
Speaker 1: Yeah yeah, just unacceptable.

761
00:40:52,199 --> 00:40:56,199
Speaker 2: Yeah yeah okay, oh yeah yeah, oh yeah, there wasn't okay.

762
00:40:56,599 --> 00:40:59,079
It's pretty short as far as sea rat history goes.

763
00:40:59,159 --> 00:41:01,159
Yeah yeah, yeah, yeah, I think you covered most of

764
00:41:01,199 --> 00:41:05,440
the beats. Sure, his mom loved his dad, dad loved mom.

765
00:41:05,440 --> 00:41:11,239
They loved each other. No drugs, no physical abuse, no cheating.

766
00:41:11,079 --> 00:41:12,960
Speaker 1: No elephant bones really anywhere.

767
00:41:12,960 --> 00:41:16,440
Speaker 2: But it does beg the question, yep, why is he

768
00:41:17,280 --> 00:41:18,639
so fucking goofy looking?

769
00:41:21,360 --> 00:41:24,440
Speaker 1: Right, No, that's not the question it begs. I mean,

770
00:41:24,639 --> 00:41:28,360
he's not goofy looking, he's handsome, he's got a goofy

771
00:41:28,400 --> 00:41:30,679
gallop to him. He's a goofy guy.

772
00:41:30,519 --> 00:41:32,280
Speaker 2: But well, he needs to find a new place to

773
00:41:32,280 --> 00:41:34,079
get his hair cut, and not a place where they

774
00:41:34,360 --> 00:41:36,639
use a bowl as a guide to cut his hair.

775
00:41:37,159 --> 00:41:38,880
Or he needs to find a barber shop where the

776
00:41:38,920 --> 00:41:42,360
staff isn't blind. Okay, I mean he's goofy looking.

777
00:41:42,440 --> 00:41:44,719
Speaker 1: Are you talking about Mikey or are you talking about Eddie?

778
00:41:44,800 --> 00:41:47,960
Speaker 2: No, his hair is a whole other story. Okay, Eddie,

779
00:41:48,000 --> 00:41:50,440
he's goofy looking. His hair is horrible.

780
00:41:50,559 --> 00:41:53,719
Speaker 1: No, No, his hair, he is a normal haircut.

781
00:41:53,840 --> 00:41:57,360
Speaker 2: Well, it's well normal, so I'm not this podcaster.

782
00:41:57,480 --> 00:41:59,800
Speaker 1: But also, let's just go back a little bit, because

783
00:42:02,800 --> 00:42:06,360
the success of a domestic partnership really has no bearing

784
00:42:06,480 --> 00:42:15,280
on the genetic delivery to the next generation, right right, Okay.

785
00:42:13,199 --> 00:42:16,039
Speaker 2: What I'm saying is his life was so good, yeah,

786
00:42:16,480 --> 00:42:19,039
that he's off Yeah.

787
00:42:18,880 --> 00:42:25,199
Speaker 1: Yeah, No, there's something very dark afoot. There's Something Really? Really?

788
00:42:25,280 --> 00:42:28,280
What was that movie with Harrison Ford and Michelle Pfeiffer, Oh,

789
00:42:28,360 --> 00:42:30,119
What Lies Beneath Something? Hey?

790
00:42:30,119 --> 00:42:32,559
Speaker 2: By the way, if you guys haven't seen that movie,

791
00:42:32,639 --> 00:42:34,800
check it out tonight and do not read anything about it.

792
00:42:34,880 --> 00:42:35,800
Just watched the movie.

793
00:42:36,840 --> 00:42:42,559
Speaker 1: Great movie, loved it. Phenomenal movie. I love a movie

794
00:42:42,559 --> 00:42:47,920
that culminates with a car chase. Be it What Lies

795
00:42:47,920 --> 00:42:53,199
Beneath be it Girl with a Dragon tattoo?

796
00:42:53,480 --> 00:42:54,400
Speaker 2: I love that movie too.

797
00:42:54,719 --> 00:42:54,960
Speaker 1: Yeah.

798
00:42:55,039 --> 00:42:56,360
Speaker 2: Do you know they made a sequel to that?

799
00:42:56,559 --> 00:43:01,559
Speaker 1: Yeah? I didn't see it. All right, let's just end

800
00:43:01,559 --> 00:43:04,039
the I don't even feel like that. Let's just end it. Okay,

801
00:43:04,239 --> 00:43:06,360
No more, you don't get to know what we think

802
00:43:06,360 --> 00:43:07,320
of it. I'm kidding.

803
00:43:07,400 --> 00:43:10,559
Speaker 2: So I do want to talk about Ben for a second,

804
00:43:10,559 --> 00:43:12,079
because you did skip over.

805
00:43:12,079 --> 00:43:13,960
Speaker 1: A part where no, no, I didn't.

806
00:43:14,239 --> 00:43:15,920
Speaker 2: You didn't know. What are you going to say?

807
00:43:16,960 --> 00:43:18,119
Speaker 1: We could talk about Ben if you want.

808
00:43:18,119 --> 00:43:20,800
Speaker 2: I think he tells Jenna that her legs are hot.

809
00:43:20,960 --> 00:43:21,599
Speaker 1: Yeah he does.

810
00:43:21,960 --> 00:43:24,000
Speaker 2: Okay, you have any feelings on that?

811
00:43:25,280 --> 00:43:29,400
Speaker 1: Just that it's okay because Jenna has been very very

812
00:43:29,440 --> 00:43:33,719
forward with him. But if she wasn't open to it,

813
00:43:34,199 --> 00:43:37,239
creepy Okay? Yeah, do you have any thoughts on it.

814
00:43:37,280 --> 00:43:41,639
Speaker 2: Well, yeah, I do. He is in really old guy

815
00:43:41,679 --> 00:43:44,480
creepy territory, oh man, And I want to let Ben

816
00:43:44,719 --> 00:43:48,719
has Ben know this? Ben, you're creepy, uh, and don't

817
00:43:48,719 --> 00:43:51,360
feel bad about it because we're calling you creepy. Leo

818
00:43:51,960 --> 00:43:54,519
is way more fucking successful than you. He's rich and

819
00:43:54,559 --> 00:43:58,199
he actually has talent. He's creepy and we consider him creepy, right,

820
00:43:58,239 --> 00:44:02,079
So you being who you? Yeah, it's even more sad.

821
00:44:02,280 --> 00:44:04,960
Speaker 1: I love Nikki Glazer's bit at the Golden Globe. She

822
00:44:05,079 --> 00:44:07,360
made fun of Leah dating a you know, twenty five

823
00:44:07,440 --> 00:44:10,599
year old or whatever. Everybody laughs and you know, you're

824
00:44:10,639 --> 00:44:13,519
thinking everybody's made that same entire joke, and then she

825
00:44:13,639 --> 00:44:17,719
just goes, we don't know anything about it, Okay, tell

826
00:44:17,800 --> 00:44:20,480
us something about you otherwise we just have to keep

827
00:44:20,519 --> 00:44:25,679
doing this. You know, It's okay. So we move on

828
00:44:25,760 --> 00:44:31,440
to Alisha purring at Eddie. I don't know what's worse.

829
00:44:31,559 --> 00:44:37,920
The male version of this ends in emptiness as well,

830
00:44:38,519 --> 00:44:43,039
but there's been a physical transaction that takes place. So

831
00:44:43,039 --> 00:44:46,760
so what Alisha's doing is purring and dancing, sexy and

832
00:44:46,800 --> 00:44:50,840
flirting all with a boyfriend in Canada. Now I feel

833
00:44:50,880 --> 00:44:58,159
like this is this kind of flirtation, this advanced what

834
00:44:58,639 --> 00:45:01,079
is it called advanced in tern gation technique? Is that

835
00:45:01,119 --> 00:45:02,400
what we were waterboarding people?

836
00:45:03,480 --> 00:45:05,880
Speaker 2: I don't know, let's call it an how to teach

837
00:45:05,920 --> 00:45:06,599
guys how to get.

838
00:45:06,559 --> 00:45:09,880
Speaker 1: Laid right exactly. So in an advanced flirtation tactic is

839
00:45:09,920 --> 00:45:14,440
what Alicia's doing. It's tormentative and she doesn't have any

840
00:45:14,440 --> 00:45:17,119
real intention right now of doing anything. So that's like

841
00:45:17,239 --> 00:45:19,480
kind of the female version of it. The male version

842
00:45:19,519 --> 00:45:21,800
of it is to express all of these things with

843
00:45:21,920 --> 00:45:25,199
the sole intent of only taking a pound of flesh

844
00:45:25,239 --> 00:45:29,559
and then completely departing. You just leave. I'm not sure

845
00:45:29,880 --> 00:45:32,639
which one's worst, but they're both tormentative and wrong to do.

846
00:45:32,719 --> 00:45:34,440
I mean, we've just got to cleaned it up out

847
00:45:34,440 --> 00:45:36,920
there in the jungle of love. Let's just be honest.

848
00:45:36,960 --> 00:45:39,920
Speaker 2: Well, right, What's sad about this is how simple a

849
00:45:39,960 --> 00:45:42,639
lot of human beings are, Eddie ignore. On the first

850
00:45:42,639 --> 00:45:46,239
two nights out, she will be trying to stick her

851
00:45:46,280 --> 00:45:50,719
tongue down your throat. I'm sorry, no, no, No's how weak

852
00:45:50,800 --> 00:45:52,519
we are as human beings.

853
00:45:52,639 --> 00:45:57,159
Speaker 1: And this is why Simon and Schuster and Penguin Random

854
00:45:57,159 --> 00:45:58,679
House are at.

855
00:45:58,559 --> 00:46:02,119
Speaker 2: War with my book. Yes, how to close more ass

856
00:46:02,119 --> 00:46:02,840
for less money?

857
00:46:02,960 --> 00:46:04,639
Speaker 1: Yeah, right, exactly.

858
00:46:04,960 --> 00:46:07,079
Speaker 2: You know they actually, you know, Dylan, I didn't tell

859
00:46:07,079 --> 00:46:09,519
you this. We had a meeting last week. They said, Pat,

860
00:46:09,559 --> 00:46:10,320
what do you think about this?

861
00:46:10,480 --> 00:46:11,079
Speaker 1: Just chew on this?

862
00:46:11,800 --> 00:46:13,920
Speaker 2: How about closing ass for no money?

863
00:46:14,440 --> 00:46:14,679
Speaker 1: Yeah?

864
00:46:14,840 --> 00:46:17,800
Speaker 2: Yeah, And I said, don't that makes me sound cheap.

865
00:46:17,840 --> 00:46:20,199
Speaker 1: I'm sure they brought up these trying times in the

866
00:46:20,239 --> 00:46:23,400
economy and stuff like that, but I'm glad you stuck

867
00:46:23,440 --> 00:46:29,199
to your guns. Okay, so we're rapping up the episode here.

868
00:46:31,119 --> 00:46:34,000
We mentioned that he reports it to Captain j Man.

869
00:46:34,000 --> 00:46:36,639
But anyways, tonight is the Polo and Pearls dinner. A

870
00:46:36,679 --> 00:46:39,760
touch of elegance to their favorite hobby is what is requested,

871
00:46:40,519 --> 00:46:44,800
the breath sheet. So, with these guests being very demanding

872
00:46:44,960 --> 00:46:49,320
and all of the service being abysmally bad of late.

873
00:46:50,159 --> 00:46:53,480
Also one of them almost died, Daisy goes to Alisha

874
00:46:53,840 --> 00:46:56,679
and Jenna, I don't care what you do his fucking

875
00:46:57,440 --> 00:47:00,559
I'm gonna go fucking. I don't know what they was doing.

876
00:47:00,599 --> 00:47:02,079
I have three hours.

877
00:47:02,559 --> 00:47:06,280
Speaker 2: This is absurd. When she comes back and has an

878
00:47:06,320 --> 00:47:10,320
employee review about the set up. Yeah, by the way,

879
00:47:10,320 --> 00:47:13,280
did you not like I assume the preference sheet had

880
00:47:13,360 --> 00:47:16,800
laid out what the decorations were for what party.

881
00:47:17,119 --> 00:47:22,559
Speaker 1: Perhaps they didn't, but perhaps they did. Regardless of Regardless

882
00:47:22,559 --> 00:47:26,840
of that, Daisy says, I'm not gonna micro manage you.

883
00:47:27,000 --> 00:47:30,280
Then goes upstairs and sees that the sea rats have

884
00:47:30,360 --> 00:47:36,360
adorned the deck with blow up horses, just all fucking

885
00:47:36,719 --> 00:47:40,719
orgying over on one side of the table. And how

886
00:47:40,760 --> 00:47:46,639
could you It looks disgusting? How could you think anything

887
00:47:46,679 --> 00:47:47,920
else was going to happen?

888
00:47:48,559 --> 00:47:51,000
Speaker 2: Mike's new to this, Jenna is kind of green.

889
00:47:51,280 --> 00:47:53,440
Speaker 1: Alicia just came from Ben's.

890
00:47:53,519 --> 00:47:54,559
Speaker 2: What else would you think?

891
00:47:55,679 --> 00:48:00,719
Speaker 1: Ugh? Daisy, God damn triggers me. Okay, so Ben is

892
00:48:00,760 --> 00:48:03,519
all over the place. The first course is a lobster

893
00:48:03,559 --> 00:48:08,000
spring roll with a tide dressing, and it's running behind already.

894
00:48:08,639 --> 00:48:12,400
But luckily Ellie is there to help him because despite

895
00:48:12,400 --> 00:48:14,719
it being his kitchen, he has no idea where anything is.

896
00:48:14,760 --> 00:48:17,800
Speaker 2: Well, I know, but she brings structure Dylan because she's

897
00:48:17,880 --> 00:48:22,079
overcome disorganization on account of her dodging bombs being dropped off.

898
00:48:22,159 --> 00:48:24,920
Speaker 1: Yep, exactly. Now Joel has a chat with the exterior

899
00:48:26,159 --> 00:48:31,679
after dinner or in the middle of dinner. He says, guys,

900
00:48:31,679 --> 00:48:35,199
we could have killed somebody out there today, and Mikey says,

901
00:48:35,760 --> 00:48:39,360
fucking get off my back. Was dude, like I just

902
00:48:39,400 --> 00:48:44,800
got hired. Bro, it's like fucking died.

903
00:48:45,000 --> 00:48:48,400
Speaker 2: You know who would have lost their license? J not Mikey.

904
00:48:48,480 --> 00:48:50,239
Mikey would not be responsible.

905
00:48:50,079 --> 00:48:54,400
Speaker 1: Would have lost his license. Jason Production would have gotten fucked.

906
00:48:54,960 --> 00:48:58,159
And Mike He's like, dude, fucking layoff filet of beef

907
00:48:58,199 --> 00:49:03,559
with warm white bean salad. Rounds this meal of a

908
00:49:03,880 --> 00:49:07,480
half a spring roll and half a filet and white beans.

909
00:49:07,519 --> 00:49:12,360
It's a beautiful dinner. Okay, eleven pots, the gas go down,

910
00:49:12,760 --> 00:49:16,760
We do a fucking tie lobster spring roll and then

911
00:49:16,920 --> 00:49:20,559
go into a Tuscan white bean and beef dish. There's

912
00:49:20,719 --> 00:49:27,960
no cohesion. It makes zero fucking sense. Ben is on percoset,

913
00:49:28,559 --> 00:49:31,400
all right. The guess go down and Daisy has a

914
00:49:31,480 --> 00:49:34,440
chat with everyone. This is Mikey's second dressing down of

915
00:49:34,480 --> 00:49:40,000
the evening. She starts in with her horrible management, no communication.

916
00:49:40,400 --> 00:49:44,119
She basically says, I set these standards for you that

917
00:49:44,239 --> 00:49:49,039
were unsaid, so how dare you not meet said unsaid standards?

918
00:49:49,119 --> 00:49:51,920
Just lunatic stuff. And we get to the next morning.

919
00:49:52,039 --> 00:49:56,480
Next morning, Jenna is very forward. She's a fireplug man

920
00:49:56,800 --> 00:50:01,320
with that mars accent. I really love Jenna and doesn't

921
00:50:01,360 --> 00:50:02,239
know how to eat bacon.

922
00:50:02,719 --> 00:50:08,519
Speaker 2: Okay, Oh, she needs a she needs a new fork

923
00:50:09,039 --> 00:50:09,559
or something.

924
00:50:10,480 --> 00:50:12,639
Speaker 1: This fork's not sharp enough for this bacon.

925
00:50:14,360 --> 00:50:15,800
Speaker 2: Wouldn't you like to see her try and give a

926
00:50:15,800 --> 00:50:16,760
blowjob with forks?

927
00:50:16,840 --> 00:50:20,159
Speaker 1: I don't want to see her do anything sexual. Don't

928
00:50:20,519 --> 00:50:25,599
actually do those fucking lady bug lashes.

929
00:50:26,000 --> 00:50:30,079
Speaker 2: God damn, she is kind of annoying, kind of We

930
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get to the.

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Speaker 1: Beach and this is where things really just take a

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catastrophic turn. Nothing is set up. It's too hot out.

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Annetta is on the verge of death. The only thing

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that can save her is a new swimming suit, because

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if she is able to have the new swimming suit,

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will not need a thermomen this oppressive heat will be

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completely fine. And it's almost as if it's not the

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heat it's the problem. It's that her demands are not

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being met the way she wants them to be met.

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Speaker 2: I would argue, get in the fucking ocean, you bunch

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of complainers. Get in the oh shot, here's.

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Speaker 1: An amazing thing. Where do you go to the beach

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when it's hot out, it's because you can cool it

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out of the water. That's right.

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Speaker 2: Have you ever heard of a movie called The Trigger Effect?

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It's interesting. It's Kyle McLaughlin.

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Speaker 1: And it's about how speaking of the Twin Peaks fame.

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Speaker 2: Yes, And the premise of the movie is they can

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be just some weird movie, maybe a car accident that

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gets you to take a turn to avoid it that

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somehow sends you on a trajectory that day of going

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somewhere you never would have been.

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Speaker 1: Amy smart. It's Ashton Coocher. It's the Butterfly.

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Speaker 2: Butterfly right, fine, Yeah, by a Nette sending this boat

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back to do this. Little did she know this would

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fuck up all the rest of the service.

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Speaker 1: Because what happens is that Eddie is there. He grabs

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the suit, but figures they're going to eat soon, so

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he's gonna get the food as well. But the food

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is late, so the swimming suit is even more late.

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And what is blue velvet even about?

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Speaker 2: I don't know.

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Speaker 1: And get in the comments.

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Speaker 2: Let us stop telling me that it's a masterpiece, because

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I don't think it is, because everything else that that

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man created is unwatchable. It really is okay.

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Speaker 1: Get in the comments. Let us know your favorite David

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Lynch movie.

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Speaker 2: Name one if you can, Dune Dune Dune.

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you guys very much. Five stars. Kind Wortz. Join us

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in the Facebook groups. Mix it up with the other Barnacles.

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I was banned for hate speech, but Pat's still there.

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Speaker 2: I'm still there.

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Speaker 1: Until then I'm Dylan saying about it. Pat, say goodbye.

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Speaker 5: My guy's killstandest stings, sting, instant.

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Speaker 3: Instincts, the

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Speaker 2: Distinct