Speaker 1: I'm good man. We out here living, we trying. I'm
Speaker 1: trying to be somebody.
Speaker 2: I've been trying to be somebody for how many years now,
Speaker 2: fifty two years, and I'm getting there.
Speaker 1: I don't know when it's gonna happen, but I think
Speaker 1: it's coming. You're somebody.
Speaker 3: You've been making us laugh our entire life.
Speaker 1: You always say the right things, many.
Speaker 3: To our lives. You and your family have created some
Speaker 3: of them. Let's stay on me. Let's let's let's get them. Negross,
Speaker 3: let's just stop it.
Speaker 4: No, let's you know right now, this is this is known, right,
Speaker 4: this isn't breaking news. But the Wayans are directly responsible
Speaker 4: for super Bowl halftime shows. Directly responsible. I wouldn't say that.
Speaker 4: I think, no, stop it, I'm saying.
Speaker 2: I think what he meant to say is we are
Speaker 2: responsible for how they how much they pay these artists
Speaker 2: to do the Super Bowl half This is also true shows. Yeah,
Speaker 2: because uh yeah, we we took to stole the super
Speaker 2: Bowl one year, and all the white people that was
Speaker 2: involved with Super Bowls like, you'll never do that again, Michael.
Speaker 4: You guys did with this Michael Jackson, y'all got Michael
Speaker 4: Jackson to perform at the Super Bowl in a way
Speaker 4: what we did not.
Speaker 2: Really though, because I would love to have Michael Jackson
Speaker 2: perform on Living Color.
Speaker 1: That would have been Imagine that man.
Speaker 3: Was he a fan of Living Color? I know he
Speaker 3: was made fun.
Speaker 1: Of Keenan a letter one time.
Speaker 2: He wrote, Keenan letter, We're seeing My family have always
Speaker 2: been big Jackson fans, you know what I mean, even
Speaker 2: when look mockery is the best form of flattery.
Speaker 3: Some would say, y' all the Jackson's of comedy.
Speaker 2: Yeah, but they were, you know, you got to give
Speaker 2: it up for the pioneers and Jackson family pioneers, so
Speaker 2: you know, big ups, you know. And uh they showed
Speaker 2: us that you can actually work as a family together
Speaker 2: and make it doing something and do something great together collectively,
Speaker 2: and uh, you know so about you know, my respects
Speaker 2: always to Jackson.
Speaker 3: Keenan still have the letter? Have you read it? I
Speaker 3: don't know.
Speaker 1: I'm gonna go check his story.
Speaker 3: Do you feel me? Yeah? Because be passed. I'm gonna
Speaker 3: be rich. I got Michael Jackson that written to Keenan.
Speaker 3: Do you know how much money I'm gonna make it?
Speaker 3: I'm talking about it. When I say legendary mamas too.
Speaker 4: You also saw a park a few minutes before he
Speaker 4: passed away.
Speaker 2: Yes you were there, Yes, I I biggie as well. Yeah,
Speaker 2: those are fun moments in my life.
Speaker 3: You know these are epic.
Speaker 1: You saw great friends before they end of their lives.
Speaker 1: Twenty minutes each merchant shot and you guys just hang out.
Speaker 2: You know, I see twenty minutes from now you and
Speaker 2: mister Rogers over here.
Speaker 3: Get your hand on your head, you man.
Speaker 1: I don't understand this.
Speaker 3: Leave Constantine alone. Man named Constantine? Wow?
Speaker 2: Can we give him a cool name like cocoa? Maybe
Speaker 2: not coked? How about sting steam? Don't they call him
Speaker 2: something in the case star? How about he's the Russian.
Speaker 4: Connect, Rusian Connect, Costal, Costco, Costco, Costco, Costco. Like God,
Speaker 4: he's also a film buff.
Speaker 2: He's a film major, okay, because he's gonna become What's
Speaker 2: gonna happen is he's gonna become a reviewer. And then
Speaker 2: every movie I do, some dude named Constantine. It's gonna
Speaker 2: write me the worst reviews.
Speaker 3: But you can't get no.
Speaker 2: Worse than the reviews we've had in the past. Have
Speaker 2: you seen what they wrote about white chicks? Oh my god,
Speaker 2: you would never see that movie.
Speaker 3: I'm so happy they were they.
Speaker 2: Have you seen what they wrote about the first Scary movie.
Speaker 2: We have like maybe average like nine on Rotten Tomatoes, Jesus,
Speaker 2: and yet our movies people they find classics. But what
Speaker 2: happens is you realize that with comedy, it's not for everybody.
Speaker 1: It's subjective and it's for people that want to laugh.
Speaker 2: If I reviewed films and I went to school in
Speaker 2: college and got degrees in English and become a journalist,
Speaker 2: and I watched scary movie and there was somebody that
Speaker 2: got shot with BA be better across a room onto
Speaker 2: a ceiling and got a ding ding tickling somebody ear
Speaker 2: low and then put through the.
Speaker 3: Ear, I don't know how I would have.
Speaker 1: I don't know how I.
Speaker 3: Would review that.
Speaker 2: I don't know how to give that more than like
Speaker 2: nine percent on Rotten Tomato. Now, if I was a
Speaker 2: kid that smoked flowers and botanicals and I saw that,
Speaker 2: I'd be like, yo.
Speaker 1: This is the funniest movie of all time.
Speaker 2: So my point is, I don't think we do movies
Speaker 2: for intelligent journalists.
Speaker 3: We do them for uh, people who are.
Speaker 2: Killing or actually enhancing their brain stimulations. You know what
Speaker 2: I'm saying, scary movies back, Yes it is. Yeah, ask
Speaker 2: me too many questions because I want to kill you.
Speaker 2: You know the first person I want to kill is Yes,
Speaker 2: No in the movie, I want to have let A
Speaker 2: just come and I'm gonna start his whole movie career.
Speaker 2: I'm gonna I'm gonna kill him for no reason. You
Speaker 2: know that'd be great absolutely before the credits. Yeah, but
Speaker 2: you know what, I don't know.
Speaker 3: He's let you. Why would I take your.
Speaker 2: Trash and try to try to why try to recycle
Speaker 2: that trash? You kicked him off this show and you didn't.
Speaker 3: That's a lot left now.
Speaker 1: He can't afford to get the surgery done.
Speaker 2: He was actually get that extra Jarrett skin from Subway
Speaker 2: off his stomach.
Speaker 1: He should have never lost weight. He needs to put
Speaker 1: a zipper and put that flesh, that fat back in him.
Speaker 3: Stop but you leave? Where is he going? Why would
Speaker 3: you leave? This was the cushiest.
Speaker 2: Job ever peaked in life. This is a bad decision.
Speaker 2: Please tell me you told him, Hey, I'm gonna keep
Speaker 2: the door open for you.
Speaker 3: Don't don't.
Speaker 1: I didn't that monitor open that. I didn't say that
Speaker 1: He's gonna be back. He has nowhere else to go.
Speaker 1: He can't do poorn unless you're gonna put.
Speaker 2: You could put a fan on and just watch his
Speaker 2: skin while he has flap like a fly, flap like
Speaker 2: a sail like that.
Speaker 3: That's what he could be. He could be his own sale.
Speaker 1: He could become a parasale and he doesn't need a serf.
Speaker 3: He's moving on, but not a sale. He's moving on
Speaker 3: what he I'm not sure.
Speaker 1: He's Jennifer Hudson Show. You think he's gonna be r DJ?
Speaker 3: I don't think so. I don't know who who hires,
Speaker 3: who hires legend. I think there's out may hire. But
Speaker 3: he's gonna eat all the burgers. Hey, by the way
Speaker 3: in and out, I think they well right in and
Speaker 3: out pays. I can see you, I can see. Let
Speaker 3: you ad Starbucks that goes on brand. There you go,
Speaker 3: Negro male that means milk. So let me get a cappuccino.
Speaker 3: Calm letcha. They can have specials and everything you know.
Speaker 4: Marlon Wayans is at the Ontario Improv Tickets on sale
Speaker 4: now at improv dot com, Forward slash Ontario.
Speaker 3: You're there all weekend taking over my ja. I love
Speaker 3: that about Martin.
Speaker 2: I'm at the Centurial Improv all week and I'm sold
Speaker 2: out a lot of shows, but I just added a
Speaker 2: show on Sunday. We're getting this work in because I'm
Speaker 2: getting ready to fill my sixth special.
Speaker 3: So y'all, yeah, we're doing it.
Speaker 2: I'm trying to be prolific or profound what's the word
Speaker 2: profoul for prolific? Provocative? College help please everybody? Constant thing?
Speaker 4: Okay, So then you're in at Levity Live in Oxnard
Speaker 4: as well.
Speaker 3: Yeah, I'm at Levity Live.
Speaker 2: Well, first I'm gonna be Ontario Improv and that's this
Speaker 2: weekend Friday, Saturday and Sunday, two shows per night.
Speaker 1: And then I'm gonna be at Breyer Improv. That's next weekend.
Speaker 2: That's December thirteenth, fifteenth, and then I'm out sho.
Speaker 3: Are you guys in Baltimore?
Speaker 2: No, so I won't tell you about the Baltimore Shures.
Speaker 3: Mexican for Baltimore, I thought you was worldwide. There's two.
Speaker 3: I've seen three Mexicans in Baltimore, so we should show up.
Speaker 1: Okay, fine, okay, all my Mexican.
Speaker 2: Friends, but black people listening show white people and I
Speaker 2: see you trying to branch out. That's why you book
Speaker 2: Constantine from the show, because you try to bring in
Speaker 2: the white audience.
Speaker 3: I get it. He's our consultant. I get it. You
Speaker 3: know what that's about.
Speaker 2: Let's broaden the audience some real leche, okay, and then
Speaker 2: I'm gonna be an ox Nart Levity Live Friday, December
Speaker 2: twenty seventh through Sunday, December twenty ninth, and ox Snart
Speaker 2: I'll be an oxnar Levity Live and uh BRA in
Speaker 2: prov December thirteenth through fifteen.
Speaker 1: Y'all get your tickets. I'm definitely gonna be funny, and
Speaker 1: I think I'm getting funnier as I get older.
Speaker 3: You know, no, absolutely, I think so too.
Speaker 1: I think because I'm learning not to I don't.
Speaker 3: I learned not to give a shit as much.
Speaker 1: Listen, you know, learning I'm gonna die soon?
Speaker 3: Who cares? Would I say? Right? When you're getting older?
Speaker 3: Who cares? That's why old people crazy. They ain't crazy,
Speaker 3: they're saying.
Speaker 1: They just saying all kind of crazy stuff because.
Speaker 3: They're like, look, it's not gonna matter.
Speaker 1: I don't know heaven or hell.
Speaker 2: Let's let's make an interesting right, right, right, right, It's
Speaker 2: almost like when you see a very amen's on that.
Speaker 3: Constant no periods, period, no love on that. All right,
Speaker 3: I guess I'm alone. Tough crowd. Tough crowd. I was here,
Speaker 3: he would agree.
Speaker 5: He's a much he's a sound like him as much
Speaker 5: better ask kisser than the rest of us.
Speaker 1: Know, he really is really try to challenge me a lot,
Speaker 1: you know.
Speaker 2: Like that's why I'm happy you fired him. You know,
Speaker 2: I didn't fire left on his own. I prayed y'all
Speaker 2: would fire him, and see God was like no left
Speaker 2: on him.
Speaker 1: But that was my prayer that did that.
Speaker 2: I pray for evil stuff, and I only pray in
Speaker 2: a nice way, and God makes it happen, So don't
Speaker 2: get on my bed.
Speaker 3: That's a sweet I pray for evil stuff.
Speaker 1: But I say ammen in a good, sweet way.
Speaker 3: That's right, that's right. I pray for evil stuff. That's
Speaker 3: that's a T shirt.
Speaker 2: He make that merch out. That's what I pray for
Speaker 2: evil stuff. That's that's a special name.
Speaker 3: I pray for evil stuff. Yeah, write that down. Hey,
Speaker 3: get the website, get the trademark. Why you at it?
Speaker 3: Get the website for Lecha because he don't want it.
Speaker 3: And I'm buying buy it off for you. That's right.
Speaker 2: He wants it off me. I'm gonna have to pay
Speaker 2: a hundred dollars. And then he got to come back
Speaker 2: with hat in hand and beg you for his spotting
Speaker 2: back on this show.
Speaker 4: That's what a lot of people seem to think is
Speaker 4: gonna happen. I don't think that'll.
Speaker 3: Got the nerve to leave. What is he gonna do
Speaker 3: as fail doing this? Why would you leave? Did you
Speaker 3: ever think anything? Said?
Speaker 4: He could barely do this? That's our brother, man, We
Speaker 4: love him. Man, I don't.
Speaker 3: I don't. I don't know. I'm allergic tole you how
Speaker 3: about that? That's right, that's right. I'm allergic to let
Speaker 3: you like Coco. That's right. I like almond.
Speaker 1: Say almond in Spanish.
Speaker 3: That's a great question. Oh, that's a really good question.
Speaker 1: I'm here with a bunch of hispetic people, or that.
Speaker 2: They don't know how to say all men in Spanish.
Speaker 1: Wow, it's top stop stop.
Speaker 3: Come in. You had to google? Did you as dark
Speaker 3: as I am? Too? Wow?
Speaker 1: I see what you're doing though, You see what you're
Speaker 1: doing diversifying.
Speaker 2: You know what you're trying to do is Hey, man,
Speaker 2: I am a part of this fabric of this country.
Speaker 2: If you ask grandfather yourself around that smart moon man,
Speaker 2: smart moon around.
Speaker 4: When the sweet starts happening, you feel me going stopping
Speaker 4: man with the current you know situation as far as
Speaker 4: politics go, Are you worried for your family? You worried
Speaker 4: for your baby?
Speaker 3: No? Man looks at America.
Speaker 2: The institution of America has been around for a long time.
Speaker 2: And I trust that no matter what happens, that at
Speaker 2: some point there will always be a check in balance.
Speaker 1: I think everybody needs yeah and get.
Speaker 3: Just get calm.
Speaker 2: It's four years, right and everybody looks at bad right.
Speaker 2: No matter what you've voted for, you have to go,
Speaker 2: if you're smart, what is the new world all are
Speaker 2: going to be? So in every loss there's wins, right,
Speaker 2: So you go, Okay, where are they putting their money?
Speaker 2: What are the business opportunities that I can get, you know,
Speaker 2: in with this new regime? And I think if you're
Speaker 2: smart with your money, there could be a whole lot
Speaker 2: of people making money nowadays with what's in office. And
Speaker 2: you can do the same thing with what is in
Speaker 2: office now is where do you put your money? You
Speaker 2: gotta trust that the fabric and the institution and the
Speaker 2: constitution of America.
Speaker 1: Is going to upheld, and we're always going to have
Speaker 1: a check in balance and.
Speaker 3: We're going to be all right.
Speaker 1: So kids don't have anxiety, don't feel like and if
Speaker 1: it gets crazy, then I was wrong. Run for your life, run.
Speaker 2: Move to If you don't think I'm looking at property
Speaker 2: in Bali because slavery coming back.
Speaker 3: I'm telling you right now, I ain't working. I ain't working. No,
Speaker 3: you will not know you picked your cotton. I ain't
Speaker 3: picking up nothing.
Speaker 2: Gonna fight me and me and massare gonna fight. I
Speaker 2: ain't calling you mess listen, call, listen John. My name
Speaker 2: is Marlin period No, and I'm gonna changed my name
Speaker 2: to something real African like Comal.
Speaker 3: Come on.
Speaker 1: No, we ain't having that. It's gonna be a whole
Speaker 1: brand new day.
Speaker 3: Yeah.
Speaker 1: I think here's the thing.
Speaker 3: Do you have an exit plan?
Speaker 1: I got some guns, that's right. I'll find my way.
Speaker 3: Out, that's right. That's right.
Speaker 1: I don't have an exit plan. Do I need to
Speaker 1: have one?
Speaker 3: I don't know you. I think the exit plan has
Speaker 3: already been setting.
Speaker 2: No worry, I'm coming to Mexico to do your show.
Speaker 3: Life for DJ. But I would say, hey.
Speaker 1: Listen, everybody just just calm down.
Speaker 2: I don't like everyone when our world is in such
Speaker 2: a toxic place.
Speaker 1: I think that everybody just calmed down.
Speaker 2: Let's not give each other the depression and anxiety, and
Speaker 2: let's just see what happens, and.
Speaker 3: You know, just continue living our lives.
Speaker 2: Right hey, man, America has been around a long time
Speaker 2: and way before us not going anywhere. So everybody calmed
Speaker 2: down and just be be uh, I stay fluid. That's
Speaker 2: why as a as a voter, I'm independent. I don't
Speaker 2: I'm not a Democrat or Republican. I want who is best?
Speaker 3: Period.
Speaker 1: And if you asked me who I voted for, you,
Speaker 1: damn right, I voted for Kamala.
Speaker 3: But it didn't happen. What am I gonna do? You know?
Speaker 1: You know, I we have to move forward, you know.
Speaker 1: As soon as it happened. You know what I did.
Speaker 2: Brought me some testa stock oh and and I was like,
Speaker 2: you know what, maybe it's not so I'm like, you
Speaker 2: know what, you get me a mob a hat. I'm
Speaker 2: gonna get a Mala hat. Make America laugh again again.
Speaker 3: Right right now? Don't get that right now, we need
Speaker 3: to take time. We need the Instagram Paige on the website.
Speaker 3: What's up? I'm serious about that one.
Speaker 1: Get that with you make America laugh again?
Speaker 3: Yeah? Oh yeah, Yo, Martin.
Speaker 5: When someone like Jordan Peele describes you as one of one,
Speaker 5: I agree, You've done so much better around so many celebrities.
Speaker 5: But still Jordan Peele is unique in his own right.
Speaker 5: Does that Do those compliments resonate with you or do
Speaker 5: you just brush them off?
Speaker 2: They definitely resonate, especially when somebody respect I respect, uh,
Speaker 2: Jordan Peele, you know for several reasons.
Speaker 3: I think I think we're similar.
Speaker 2: And that you know, we're guys that have immense talent
Speaker 2: and a diverse skill set. So Jordan Peele, you know
Speaker 2: you've seen Key and Peel. It's hard to do sketch.
Speaker 2: Those brothers was very funny. They had their own voice,
Speaker 2: you know, they did it their way and they and honestly.
Speaker 2: And then to see him depart from that, and to
Speaker 2: see him going to you know, produce great movies and
Speaker 2: direct great movies and I understand drama and have these
Speaker 2: social political messages in his movies. He's a you know,
Speaker 2: and for him to go, hey, man, you one on one.
Speaker 2: That's me looking at myself because I never look at
Speaker 2: me right. I'm so busy working and creating and trying
Speaker 2: to I don't know what I am. I don't because
Speaker 2: I'm just doing and I'm so humble about it. I
Speaker 2: keep my nose and my eyes on the ground and
Speaker 2: the road ahead of me, and I never look up
Speaker 2: or look like this and go, when is it time
Speaker 2: to celebrate? I go, I'm just working. I don't know
Speaker 2: what I'm turning into. I don't know the kind of artists.
Speaker 2: I don't know what's happening to me. I know some
Speaker 2: kind of evolution is starting to catch up. I feel
Speaker 2: the snowball turned into the snowman, turned into the avalanche.
Speaker 2: I feel it. I feel it in my confidence. I
Speaker 2: feel it on the stage. I see it in my work.
Speaker 2: I see when I no matter what I do now,
Speaker 2: I don't care if it's a sitcom, I don't care.
Speaker 2: If it's a movie, I don't care. If it's the stage,
Speaker 2: I don't care. If it's writing. I see things. I
Speaker 2: don't care if it's interviews. I see things. It's like
Speaker 2: the matrix. For me, it's like all these different numbers
Speaker 2: and doesn't make sense to nobody. But I see formulas
Speaker 2: and I'm like, oh wow, you know if you put
Speaker 2: that there with that, that's the answer. I feel crazy
Speaker 2: sometimes and I am so when he says you're one
Speaker 2: on one, I think that's a beautiful thing and I
Speaker 2: respect that.
Speaker 1: But I don't rest on any laurels.
Speaker 2: I'm just gonna keep continuing to grind my my behind
Speaker 2: off to become the greatest Marlin that I could be.
Speaker 1: There's already a greater Marlin, Marlon Jackson.
Speaker 3: But if I get.
Speaker 1: There, you know what I mean that? You know, Marlin's
Speaker 1: a great people Marlon Brando.
Speaker 3: You know what I mean. I want to be.
Speaker 2: That's what I want to be. I'm the best Marlin ever.
Speaker 2: That's right, mar Marlin. I'm Brando to come up it
Speaker 2: with Jackson because I love a boy right remain. You
Speaker 2: know I'm named at the Marlin Jackson and Marlon Branda.
Speaker 1: Yeah, oh really, how do you know? You was talking
Speaker 1: to my mama.
Speaker 3: I don't know. I don't know. I didn't know.
Speaker 2: I said that told me man, I don't know.
Speaker 1: Okay, Well, and I just want to be I don't
Speaker 1: think it's a competition.
Speaker 2: I think it's for me. It's every day I wake
Speaker 2: up and go, how do how do I be better?
Speaker 2: How do I work harder? How do I work smarter?
Speaker 2: How to how do I grow? I've been a guy
Speaker 2: that I just want to grow in my art.
Speaker 4: You're always in search of growth and inspiration. You're you're
Speaker 4: You're constantly on the search for knowledge to be better.
Speaker 3: Let's look at you, because you look real intensely. No,
Speaker 3: I'm serious inside the acts.
Speaker 2: I never I've never seen you this until that's only
Speaker 2: you was about to ask me for something, some money.
Speaker 3: You want to boll something the holidays. I got two kids.
Speaker 3: You can ball for me. You can't. Never paid me back?
Speaker 3: You all the time? You know your word.
Speaker 1: I have a job and I watched you bomb, so
Speaker 1: I know you got I know you got you.
Speaker 3: I'm not going anywhere.
Speaker 2: I know you've got the gonads to still. You know,
Speaker 2: represent yourself in the right way, you know what I mean?
Speaker 2: And like you got reverse diversification.
Speaker 3: You know what I'm saying. That says very smart hire
Speaker 3: right there. You know what I'm saying. Come on yourself.
Speaker 3: I try to get rid of it, and you get
Speaker 3: rid of it.
Speaker 2: You getting rid of on you all there you go,
Speaker 2: Yount me funny at all.
Speaker 3: Papa's house man, congratulations on that. Thank you.
Speaker 2: Don't congratulate me. That's Damon showing, you know, but you're
Speaker 2: working with your family, man, I don't give a damn
Speaker 2: them negroes. They making big checks and I'm making this
Speaker 2: little guest starll money.
Speaker 3: I'm like, did they make you audition?
Speaker 4: No, there's no way they made you audition for that.
Speaker 4: They wrote that for you. That was setting place for you.
Speaker 2: You don't understand how the waves work. Yeah, audition for it.
Speaker 2: I sat in front of big damon audition and they
Speaker 2: walked out in the middle of my audition talking about
Speaker 2: this lunch.
Speaker 3: Family is hell.
Speaker 2: No. If I had the money, I would Yeah. They
Speaker 2: making all the Popper House money.
Speaker 3: Yo.
Speaker 1: So you need no TV show called Marlin's House some CBS.
Speaker 3: What's up, Paramount, Let's go.
Speaker 1: I'll see Marlin's House would be crazy.
Speaker 3: And you could be on the show.
Speaker 2: We call it Aldans gotsa Lechid.
Speaker 3: Guys. Yeah, yeah, all right.
Speaker 1: I would be performing this pilliod.
Speaker 2: I would be performing this weekend at the Ontario Improv
Speaker 2: December six, which is Friday today through Sunday, December seventh.
Speaker 2: I got four six shows, two shows a night. Just
Speaker 2: added the show. So get your tickets, hurry up because
Speaker 2: that one's gonna sell out. I got love in Ontario.
Speaker 2: Now I'm gonna be there Friday, December thirteenth. Man, Friday thirteen,
Speaker 2: you're coming up. You're gonna stamp, you gonna you gonna
Speaker 2: get up and stay.
Speaker 3: He's out of town. I'm at a town where he
Speaker 3: have a work trip.
Speaker 2: We're about okay, so that's December thirteenth. What about fourteen?
Speaker 3: Yeah, we've gone through the fifteenth. We're going through CRUs
Speaker 3: We'll be on a Disney cruise. Oh you know you
Speaker 3: should do?
Speaker 1: Is a cruise cruise?
Speaker 4: You go, oh yo, Jack, I promise, I promise you.
Speaker 2: Website the cruise cruise and they do it like the
Speaker 2: Big Boy Cruise.
Speaker 3: But no, no, no, dudes, the one that did the cruise.
Speaker 2: No black Man. Yeah yeah, yeah, yeah, the black Man.
Speaker 2: He had the Delta, Delta Southwest legendary radiotist. He's a
Speaker 2: radio host.
Speaker 3: Starts with a Jay joining. Yes, it's not join, it's
Speaker 3: like the town Joint.
Speaker 1: Listen, it's the cruise cruise.
Speaker 3: It's actually the deportation cruise. It's only one stop back
Speaker 3: home Mexico.
Speaker 2: You said it not mean, you said, yeah, I get
Speaker 2: a man, I got him in.
Speaker 3: They said it not men should I thought he was
Speaker 3: gonna say, jump off the ship.
Speaker 2: The cruise cruise and then you have all kinds of
Speaker 2: Latin X performers.
Speaker 3: I'll come on and I'll sing.
Speaker 6: One, one, one and anybody.
Speaker 4: What about the encore? You could do the one thousand
Speaker 4: miles when that's a Carlton. No, that would be classics,
Speaker 4: and that would.
Speaker 3: Be Terry Crews.
Speaker 2: We can bring Terry Crews all the cruise and he
Speaker 2: just up there flexing, flexing with baby oil and pop
Speaker 2: locking blended.
Speaker 3: Write that down. Get Terry cruisers.
Speaker 1: Get yes, get his I like that to Terry Crewising
Speaker 1: cruise money.
Speaker 3: He gonna he got money.
Speaker 1: He got the ag T money.
Speaker 2: Okay, right, they're gonna come from me for that, please
Speaker 2: get them?
Speaker 1: Yes anyway, yes, yes, yes, yes, he's my dude.
Speaker 2: But daddy, daddy, right those that's the go down to
Speaker 2: connect right there?
Speaker 3: You got that? Yeah? Yeah, anyway? What about Okay?
Speaker 2: So Brad and Proud Friday December thirteen through this fifteen,
Speaker 2: right then I'm gonna be ox start Levity Live Friday
Speaker 2: December twenty seventh through the twenty ninth pull up.
Speaker 3: You have a good time that one. We should go
Speaker 3: to that one.
Speaker 2: Okay, okay, when you go to the audience, I'll be
Speaker 2: in the audience. No, I want you to do. I
Speaker 2: want your listeners to know that just because you bomb
Speaker 2: the first time, you know, hey, maybe maybe Fleffy will
Speaker 2: come again. Yo.
Speaker 3: He man, he came and rescue you. And I didn't
Speaker 3: know he was coming.
Speaker 2: You said, I didn't know. I think God sent him,
Speaker 2: like please, he needs you.
Speaker 4: Why does God have an access? Yes, that was a man.
Speaker 4: It was a bad night, but you started good. You know,
Speaker 4: it was like that just took off.
Speaker 3: It was bad. It was really bad.
Speaker 1: Oh no, you had turbulence about two thousand.
Speaker 3: How long were you on stage? It felt like fever.
Speaker 1: It was like I was probably probably three minutes.
Speaker 3: No, not even.
Speaker 1: It felt like it felt like three hours.
Speaker 3: It was long.
Speaker 4: I was like this, like wow, long, it's hot and
Speaker 4: sting for him. And that was prepared. I prepared for that.
Speaker 4: You should always say you improvised that.
Speaker 3: That's right, that's right, that's right, that's right. I looked crazy.
Speaker 1: I was winging it. You say, you wrote Dad I was,
Speaker 1: I was, I was winging it.
Speaker 3: I was fresh out of a coma that night. Wow,
Speaker 3: I didn't know what was going on. That's the joke
Speaker 3: that should have did life. Yeah naturally, Yeah, okay, okay,
Speaker 3: I write that. Can you coming back? See you want
Speaker 3: coming out to the ox not you. Yeah, we'll come
Speaker 3: out to the You don't do five minutes, five seconds,
Speaker 3: two minutes, which is two hours for you? Yeah, yeah,
Speaker 3: do that.
Speaker 1: Let's do it all right, I.
Speaker 3: Could do that.
Speaker 1: All these people want to invite me to co host
Speaker 1: with them. No taxi drop of seven.
Speaker 3: But genuine question, like you always say that, you were,
Speaker 3: like you're constantly working, You're always moving on to the
Speaker 3: next thing. What do you do for fun? Though?
Speaker 2: Like what does Marlin like to do for fun?
Speaker 3: You don't even know you don't have fun work? People
Speaker 3: go wild.
Speaker 2: You take vacation because my work I love it so much.
Speaker 2: It is my vacation.
Speaker 3: Yeah. Nothing, nothing beats like creativity.
Speaker 2: I get I get high, Like when it's an impact performance,
Speaker 2: I get high.
Speaker 3: I went to it.
Speaker 2: I had a network run through the other day where
Speaker 2: you show the network in the studio what you what,
Speaker 2: what you've worked on for the past two days on
Speaker 2: the sitcom and man, I just be smoked. I feel like,
Speaker 2: oh it's time to perform. I'm locked in and it
Speaker 2: just happens.
Speaker 3: You know.
Speaker 2: I'm going from seeing the scene and the lines I
Speaker 2: wasn't remember and I knew them all and beats and
Speaker 2: I just I just love what I do.
Speaker 3: Man, I don't care if it's writing. I get.
Speaker 2: I get excited to go, right. I work out, and
Speaker 2: after working out, I go, I'm a write.
Speaker 3: I didn't. I worked seven days a week. You guys
Speaker 3: want says that in my life. Everybody weren't all. I
Speaker 3: wish you would take a break.
Speaker 2: But I just love what I do and I feel
Speaker 2: I feel the growth and I feel I feel like
Speaker 2: I'm just trying to be it just just the way
Speaker 2: God made me. My mother said, if I could bottle
Speaker 2: your energy, son, I'd be a million a billionaire. And
Speaker 2: I said, I'm gonna beat a billionaire. You go sleep,
Speaker 2: But thank you for the idea.
Speaker 4: That's right.
Speaker 3: Appreciated. I appreciated. Right.
Speaker 2: I almost called her to be word, But man, disrespect
Speaker 2: the spirit.
Speaker 3: Do we believe in marriage? May I didn't. He didn't.
Speaker 3: I didn't for a long time.
Speaker 1: For a long time.
Speaker 2: Because I didn't like I had the discipline to be faithful.
Speaker 2: I didn't feel like I had to discipline all the
Speaker 2: tools of the skills set to really dissect emotions and
Speaker 2: people and their journey and separate myself and look at
Speaker 2: my my trauma and my life trauma based on their trauma.
Speaker 2: And really, if I'm gonna last forever, you got to
Speaker 2: have the tools to make it.
Speaker 1: I didn't have the tools.
Speaker 2: I didn't have the maturity I always knew and I
Speaker 2: always be honest, like, look, I'm not gonna be faithful.
Speaker 3: I can't do it. I say up front, yes I would.
Speaker 2: I say no to a thousand and one, but a
Speaker 2: thousand and two one may come with a thousand and
Speaker 2: two and a thousand and three.
Speaker 1: And that's really hard to turn down.
Speaker 2: And I was young and I so I just wanted
Speaker 2: to be honest and I always wanted to live like truthful.
Speaker 2: I didn't know what to call it back in the day.
Speaker 2: Now they have a word for it, because y'all got
Speaker 2: words for everything.
Speaker 3: This damn with gen Z? What are these what's these kids?
Speaker 3: Jackie Jackie gen Z? Yeah, what y'all unlabeled everything? What
Speaker 3: you to myself?
Speaker 4: A millennial.
Speaker 3: I'm not. I don't.
Speaker 2: Yeah, I could look on Jordan's Yeah, Jordan's because you
Speaker 2: got that name. Jordan could be boy, it could be girl,
Speaker 2: whatever you know. And Rodgers is hell whatever you want,
Speaker 2: you wear your pants. But I see breasts.
Speaker 3: I don't know. Yeah, everything there's no yeah, yeah, everything,
Speaker 3: no label. I am I'm here.
Speaker 1: If so, yeah, now they have a word for it,
Speaker 1: but poly emery.
Speaker 2: But you know, but as I've gotten older, I feel like,
Speaker 2: you know, you get older and you go, I don't.
Speaker 1: I don't care about being in the clubs.
Speaker 2: I like smoking my cigar and you know, having a
Speaker 2: whiskey and talking business with my my, my buddies, like
Speaker 2: you know, those things that used to attract me don't
Speaker 2: attract me no more. So I can see myself going there.
Speaker 2: I could not before because everybody I talked to and
Speaker 2: they go, you never been married, No, never been married.
Speaker 2: They're like, I be like, and they marry people older
Speaker 2: people like, don't feel bad. All you did was skip
Speaker 2: two divorces. Wow, because what happens is you get married,
Speaker 2: you got this good heart, and then you realize it's
Speaker 2: not working. Then you get married a second time. You're
Speaker 2: like it's still not working. It's not Then you realize
Speaker 2: it's not them, it's you. And then you do the work,
Speaker 2: and then you meet God and then you start praying,
Speaker 2: and then your value ship and then you start getting
Speaker 2: gray hair and you start looking weird and your hairline
Speaker 2: going back, and you get this belly and a man.
Speaker 3: Yes, you start to turn.
Speaker 2: Into you and you got and you get let your
Speaker 2: man boobs.
Speaker 3: He's too young to have man boobs. Man booms supposed.
Speaker 2: To come from stress and in the stress of women
Speaker 2: that give you their estrogen.
Speaker 3: And now you got man breast.
Speaker 2: And then it's successful because now you're you're an adult,
Speaker 2: you're a grown up and you can understand through. So, man,
Speaker 2: that was a hell of an answer. Did I just
Speaker 2: answer that?
Speaker 3: Marling? Look at Marlin growed up? Look at all that
Speaker 3: growed up, all that. You know, it's like, marry me,
Speaker 3: marry me now, Martin.
Speaker 4: There's a legendary story at the Haha Comedy Club in
Speaker 4: North Hollywood that like, one day you came in and
Speaker 4: you were you were in shambles, and I guess you
Speaker 4: were having trouble at home and you came directly from
Speaker 4: home and went onto that stage and just let it
Speaker 4: all out, you know, to me, well, us, that's a
Speaker 4: true comedian. That was actually no, it was well at
Speaker 4: the ha they're claiming that that was there, but no,
Speaker 4: that's a good club though.
Speaker 2: I love Haha. I love ha Ha, and there's always
Speaker 2: a great place to go. That's probably only room for me.
Speaker 2: I feel fine walking in and and just like uh
Speaker 2: and trying new stuff like I don't feel judged. I
Speaker 2: feel like it's it's not like I got to perform.
Speaker 2: I could just be so yeah.
Speaker 1: Haha is one of those places.
Speaker 2: But I think the most vulnerable I ever was was.
Speaker 3: I at Burbank at Flappers.
Speaker 2: Flappers, Yeah, because it was the day my father died
Speaker 2: and I had two shows to do and I found
Speaker 2: out my father passed five minutes before I went on stage.
Speaker 2: As I'm driving pulling up to Flappers late as hell
Speaker 2: because that's what I do. Who taught you not long
Speaker 2: hill late? But with that news, my sister and I
Speaker 2: remember I was right outside and I was like, I'm
Speaker 2: walking in and I think my family had known.
Speaker 3: Like something was up.
Speaker 1: So I walked in and oh they didn't know, and uh,
Speaker 1: And I did my first show and I killed got
Speaker 1: stand ovation, and then I told everybody that my dad died,
Speaker 1: and I cried on the stage, and by the time
Speaker 1: I got off stage, all people had told my family,
Speaker 1: my kids, my children's mother what had happened, and so
Speaker 1: they pulled up for me, and so I had to
Speaker 1: do the second show, and it made it worse because
Speaker 1: I got all these people saying I'm sorry and rubbing
Speaker 1: on me and making me in touch of my emotions
Speaker 1: is that now I got my kid, and I got
Speaker 1: my daughter, my baby daughter there and I'm just like,
Speaker 1: oh my god, I gotta do this again.
Speaker 2: So I drive my face, get on stage, kill it.
Speaker 2: It's say an ovation. And then once again I just
Speaker 2: let loose. And the reason why I still perform. I
Speaker 2: could have canceled and it was only like two hundred
Speaker 2: people at Flappers. Reason why I didn't I performed was
Speaker 2: because my father would say, son so much.
Speaker 3: Go on, go work. Did you hear his voice? Yeah?
Speaker 3: I always here.
Speaker 2: I hear my parents every day, my mother, baby, don't
Speaker 2: don't you be sad for me. I'm resting you go
Speaker 2: do your purpose. I hear my parents, and so I
Speaker 2: think that's how I know I'm doing the right thing
Speaker 2: for a living because that's it's my safe place.
Speaker 3: It's where I go.
Speaker 2: That's my cloud, whatever cloud God built me that room
Speaker 2: Nativity for me to go to, and it's my it's
Speaker 2: my my sanctuary.
Speaker 3: Keeps me happy. That people why, and you know, in return,
Speaker 3: it makes us happy. Isn't that crazy?
Speaker 1: Y'all?
Speaker 3: I get you now.
Speaker 2: You know y'all got the residual. It's kind of like
Speaker 2: if you have sex. You know what I'm saying. Hey,
Speaker 2: I hope you get off, but they tell you about you.
Speaker 3: You get out.
Speaker 2: Tim He said, you got two minutes to twenty seven
Speaker 2: at all, So I'll get as many as you can
Speaker 2: two minutes.
Speaker 3: Yo.
Speaker 5: We got a Damon Junior on the show on Monday.
Speaker 3: Oh yeah on a zoom. You want to come even
Speaker 3: come in.
Speaker 1: Wow, they're making that much money.
Speaker 3: Yeah, make that much money. My nephew. You want to
Speaker 3: tell us? You know what's so cool is I can
Speaker 3: ask my nephew for money.
Speaker 2: They owe me money, Yeah, because.
Speaker 3: They always asked me. No, they didn't those kids because
Speaker 3: daddy was rich.
Speaker 2: They used to look at me like, oh, suing, Negro,
Speaker 2: take your little twenty bucks.
Speaker 3: Father gives us one thousand dollars bands tell them were
Speaker 3: not the pantas can come.
Speaker 1: Brother, this was our nicknames. This is what damon damon crazy.
Speaker 1: This is not on air, right, No, no, no, you're right, okay, no, no,
Speaker 1: you can keep this on.
Speaker 2: But I'm gonna I'm gonna say a word that I
Speaker 2: think TikTok don't get mad about all right, So let's
Speaker 2: see if they get mad.
Speaker 3: We can bleep it. You can't. Oh, that's right, we're lying.
Speaker 2: So my brother used to call tell his kids say
Speaker 2: hi instead of saying say hi to your uncles, because
Speaker 2: they go say hi, say hi uncle, poor Nigga and
Speaker 2: my little nephew Mikey and damies, poor Niggas, nod Joe.
Speaker 3: They sounded like some boon dogs kids. We should bring
Speaker 3: that up to on Monday, is what you're saying. Yeah,
Speaker 3: and I'm saying I can't say that.
Speaker 1: How do we bring that?
Speaker 3: We bring it up?
Speaker 1: We have to play this back Tony his clips was
Speaker 1: saying his thing right, and then what else?
Speaker 3: I okay?
Speaker 2: So me and Sean, my brother Dami used to bring
Speaker 2: us out here on the summer in the summers and
Speaker 2: we used to hang out with them, and we used
Speaker 2: to hang out with our nephews and nieces, and my
Speaker 2: nephews had these birds, little birds, some para kids, and
Speaker 2: you know, I'm only birds I saw was pigeons. I'm
Speaker 2: from the projects in New York.
Speaker 3: You know, I know what it was.
Speaker 1: Other kind of birds, I's.
Speaker 3: And seagulls.
Speaker 1: I've seen a seagull, little too, that's a dou I
Speaker 1: thought the seagull was a dove.
Speaker 3: For a long time.
Speaker 2: I saw a pelican and realized, wow, I really don't
Speaker 2: know my birds. I thought pelicans, I mean pigeons. What
Speaker 2: you called doves was white pigeons. I was like, those
Speaker 2: are like eco pigeons, the Constantine those are the Republicans.
Speaker 2: I will not have you tell any model jokes on
Speaker 2: this team. So anyway, I so we came to the
Speaker 2: house and we see these birds. So me and Sean
Speaker 2: take the birds out the cages and we go, let's
Speaker 2: see them fly, and we kill the birds down the stairs.
Speaker 3: It's birds. Yeah. Yeah. The birds hit the wall and.
Speaker 2: Slid down the cartoon and Damian Mighty was crying, like
Speaker 2: you killed our birds.
Speaker 3: It was like, whind them birds flying?
Speaker 1: They don't have wings?
Speaker 3: What kind of birds you got? Well, they ain't got wings.
Speaker 3: So yeah, I killed the birds. We'll bring that up
Speaker 3: for sure.
Speaker 2: That daddy was the first one to get me drunk
Speaker 2: at eleven years old. But that's a whole other story.
Speaker 2: Like come see me perform Tario Improv. December is uh
Speaker 2: said night seventh and uh no, because I'm fin ain't
Speaker 2: through Saturday on Friday Sunday too, So that's December sixteen
Speaker 2: to night right in a right, So I'm man it
Speaker 2: says December. I thought I was crazy the day wrong, Okay,
Speaker 2: So I'm there all week and get your tickets hurry up.
Speaker 3: I just added a show.
Speaker 2: It's selling out quickly, and after this it's definitely gonna
Speaker 2: sell out because how many dig we got on TikTok
Speaker 2: come here, TikTok.
Speaker 1: Man only I got four hundred here and how many
Speaker 1: got there?
Speaker 3: Yo, Marlin, really quick, six thirty and then.
Speaker 2: I'm gonna be at the break I Prov next weekend.
Speaker 2: That's Friday at thirteenth through Sunday to fifteenth, and then
Speaker 2: Ox Not Liberty Live December twenty seventh through the twenty ninth.
Speaker 2: Will you always defend at the Ox Not Liberty Line?
Speaker 3: Yeah?
Speaker 4: Will you always defend a comedian no matter the joke. Yeah, Yeah,
Speaker 4: I feel like comedians have the right to bomb. They
Speaker 4: have the right to say whatever is on their mind.
Speaker 4: Now there may be ramifications for those actions, but I
Speaker 4: don't think we should be afraid to speak our minds.
Speaker 2: We should find because the whole purpose of telling a
Speaker 2: joke is not to tell You want to tell one
Speaker 2: joke that makes the whole world laugh, But in trying
Speaker 2: to find that, you're gonna offend a lot of people.
Speaker 3: Sure, right, and and and it's kind of like.
Speaker 1: It reminds me of the movie What's the One with.
Speaker 3: Liam Neeson Taken. Taken stand up is like Taken. The
Speaker 3: comedian is.
Speaker 1: What's his name?
Speaker 3: Liam Neeson? The topic and the joke is the daughter.
Speaker 2: I'm trying to rescue my daughter, and the audience are
Speaker 2: all the people that are that stole your daughter.
Speaker 1: They're the bad guys. And so I have a job,
Speaker 1: which is to.
Speaker 3: Get that laugh. And there's gonna be casualties along the way.
Speaker 3: I'm gonna make some allies them meet some good people.
Speaker 1: But along the way, I'm gonna kill a lot of
Speaker 1: people and do a lot of.
Speaker 2: Disgusting, terrible things because I gotta go rescue that laugh.
Speaker 1: Casualties of war. So I cannot be mad at any comedian.
Speaker 2: It's like when what's his name got canceled Michael Michael
Speaker 2: Dude from Seinfeld, you get a bad knight, comedian.
Speaker 1: The black man in me wanted to fight him, But
Speaker 1: the comedian, it.
Speaker 2: Was like, damn, that's a bad night when you throw
Speaker 2: the N word out there and you don't get a
Speaker 2: laugh with that. I wanted to hug him, the comedian me,
Speaker 2: the black man in me wanted to choke him. But understand,
Speaker 2: in this brotherhood called comedy, nobody understands what we have
Speaker 2: to do right except for us. And so I may
Speaker 2: offend people, but it's not gonna stop me. I'm sorry
Speaker 2: you hurt, but I'm not sorry for what I did,
Speaker 2: because we have this thing called the First Amendment, the
Speaker 2: right freedom of speech, and we should use it right.
Speaker 1: We should use that right as Americans to speak our mind.
Speaker 2: Now, you want to be respectful and responsible, but along
Speaker 2: the way, I don't think a lot of comedians are
Speaker 2: trying to hurt people's feelings. They're not trying to punch down.
Speaker 2: We're just trying to fund find the funny because laughter
Speaker 2: is necessary and the world needs healing. Laughter is healing.
Speaker 2: What's wrong with our society. We have forgotten how to laugh.
Speaker 2: There's not many comedies. Yes, all that stuff gotta stop.
Speaker 2: We got to get back to laughing. That's why we're
Speaker 2: doing Scary Over six because it's gonna be unforgivable, like
Speaker 2: everything else we do, because people need to learn to laugh,
Speaker 2: not just at others, but at themselves.
Speaker 3: You guys planning on crossing the line.
Speaker 2: We plan on doing what Walliams is do, which is
Speaker 2: walk the line. So we walk the line very well
Speaker 2: and sometimes you go over. But they know our heart, right,
Speaker 2: our heart and our intentions to make everybody laugh. We
Speaker 2: don't make want to make people feel bad. You know
Speaker 2: the reason, Like with white chicks, you think white people
Speaker 2: sit around crying.
Speaker 3: I can't believe they made fun of us. You know
Speaker 3: who loves white chicks, Paris Hilton and her sister love.
Speaker 1: It white chicks.
Speaker 3: You know how much white ass I got because that's right, Mary,
Speaker 3: talk about it. That's right white. But I made pink
Speaker 3: because of that.
Speaker 1: With handprints, got a half white baby out there.
Speaker 3: They was like, I want Tom, lets me in relationship
Speaker 3: with you. I was like, sure, let's do it. Honestly
Speaker 3: because people love the movie. We did it with love.
Speaker 2: Everything legendary we do with love when we did That's
Speaker 2: why Michael Jackson ro Keene in the letter because the
Speaker 2: way we tell jokes, we're telling jokes to make the
Speaker 2: person that was sending up laugh the loudest.
Speaker 3: That's it. Thank you to check out all my special
Speaker 3: I have one.
Speaker 2: If you're doubting whether to come see my show, come
Speaker 2: go watch my first stand up special, woksh on Netflix.
Speaker 1: It is my second one, you know what. It is
Speaker 1: on HBO Max.
Speaker 2: Watch my third one, which is what's my third one? No, No,
Speaker 2: God Loves Me, which is on HBO Match. Watch my
Speaker 2: fourth one, which is Headliners with Me and my guys.
Speaker 2: Uh and uh watch my fifth one which is on
Speaker 2: Amazon Prime right now.
Speaker 3: Good grief, look at you.
Speaker 1: And I'm working on my.
Speaker 3: Sixth and bel Air.
Speaker 2: We got to watch bel Air, Watch bell House, watch
Speaker 2: episode watch the whole thing so you know the story.
Speaker 2: But for people that like to fast forward, watch episode
Speaker 2: two and six on second season. You just want to
Speaker 2: see my scenes or posted on my Instagram anyway, And
Speaker 2: are y'all sending me money?
Speaker 3: What does that mean?
Speaker 1: When you get times eighteen times nineteen.
Speaker 3: Y'all sending me money, they might be sending you money, well,
Speaker 3: thank you so much. Oh y'all know I need it.
Speaker 3: He's taking it, little damn please.
Speaker 4: Usually celebrities log off because they're like, Yo, don't send
Speaker 4: me money.
Speaker 1: I want to buy them because if slavery come back,
Speaker 1: they're gonna work for me. And the only thing I.
Speaker 2: Would like to say is that look out for the
Speaker 2: new movie Him coming out in September twenty twenty six.
Speaker 2: It's gonna be a great year, and then twenty twenty
Speaker 2: five September, and then Scary Movie six twenty twenty.
Speaker 3: Six on its way.
Speaker 2: Wow, you guys are started right seeing me now, these
Speaker 2: little yes, sir, Come see me now in these little
Speaker 2: little clubs, because one day it's gonna be really hard
Speaker 2: to see me from far away. And them bad seats
Speaker 2: at the Crypto Center, right, that's right,