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<v Speaker 1>I'm good man. We out here living, we trying. I'm

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<v Speaker 1>trying to be somebody.

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<v Speaker 2>I've been trying to be somebody for how many years now,

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<v Speaker 2>fifty two years, and I'm getting there.

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<v Speaker 1>I don't know when it's gonna happen, but I think

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<v Speaker 1>it's coming. You're somebody.

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<v Speaker 3>You've been making us laugh our entire life.

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<v Speaker 1>You always say the right things, many.

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<v Speaker 3>To our lives. You and your family have created some

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<v Speaker 3>of them. Let's stay on me. Let's let's let's get them. Negross,

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<v Speaker 3>let's just stop it.

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<v Speaker 4>No, let's you know right now, this is this is known, right,

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<v Speaker 4>this isn't breaking news. But the Wayans are directly responsible

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<v Speaker 4>for super Bowl halftime shows. Directly responsible. I wouldn't say that.

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<v Speaker 4>I think, no, stop it, I'm saying.

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<v Speaker 2>I think what he meant to say is we are

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<v Speaker 2>responsible for how they how much they pay these artists

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<v Speaker 2>to do the Super Bowl half This is also true shows. Yeah,

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<v Speaker 2>because uh yeah, we we took to stole the super

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<v Speaker 2>Bowl one year, and all the white people that was

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<v Speaker 2>involved with Super Bowls like, you'll never do that again, Michael.

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<v Speaker 4>You guys did with this Michael Jackson, y'all got Michael

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<v Speaker 4>Jackson to perform at the Super Bowl in a way

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<v Speaker 4>what we did not.

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<v Speaker 2>Really though, because I would love to have Michael Jackson

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<v Speaker 2>perform on Living Color.

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<v Speaker 1>That would have been Imagine that man.

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<v Speaker 3>Was he a fan of Living Color? I know he

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<v Speaker 3>was made fun.

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<v Speaker 1>Of Keenan a letter one time.

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<v Speaker 2>He wrote, Keenan letter, We're seeing My family have always

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<v Speaker 2>been big Jackson fans, you know what I mean, even

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<v Speaker 2>when look mockery is the best form of flattery.

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<v Speaker 3>Some would say, y' all the Jackson's of comedy.

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<v Speaker 2>Yeah, but they were, you know, you got to give

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<v Speaker 2>it up for the pioneers and Jackson family pioneers, so

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<v Speaker 2>you know, big ups, you know. And uh they showed

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<v Speaker 2>us that you can actually work as a family together

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<v Speaker 2>and make it doing something and do something great together collectively,

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<v Speaker 2>and uh, you know so about you know, my respects

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<v Speaker 2>always to Jackson.

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<v Speaker 3>Keenan still have the letter? Have you read it? I

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<v Speaker 3>don't know.

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<v Speaker 1>I'm gonna go check his story.

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<v Speaker 3>Do you feel me? Yeah? Because be passed. I'm gonna

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<v Speaker 3>be rich. I got Michael Jackson that written to Keenan.

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<v Speaker 3>Do you know how much money I'm gonna make it?

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<v Speaker 3>I'm talking about it. When I say legendary mamas too.

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<v Speaker 4>You also saw a park a few minutes before he

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<v Speaker 4>passed away.

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<v Speaker 2>Yes you were there, Yes, I I biggie as well. Yeah,

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<v Speaker 2>those are fun moments in my life.

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<v Speaker 3>You know these are epic.

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<v Speaker 1>You saw great friends before they end of their lives.

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<v Speaker 1>Twenty minutes each merchant shot and you guys just hang out.

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<v Speaker 2>You know, I see twenty minutes from now you and

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<v Speaker 2>mister Rogers over here.

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<v Speaker 3>Get your hand on your head, you man.

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<v Speaker 1>I don't understand this.

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<v Speaker 3>Leave Constantine alone. Man named Constantine? Wow?

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<v Speaker 2>Can we give him a cool name like cocoa? Maybe

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<v Speaker 2>not coked? How about sting steam? Don't they call him

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<v Speaker 2>something in the case star? How about he's the Russian.

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<v Speaker 4>Connect, Rusian Connect, Costal, Costco, Costco, Costco, Costco. Like God,

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<v Speaker 4>he's also a film buff.

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<v Speaker 2>He's a film major, okay, because he's gonna become What's

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<v Speaker 2>gonna happen is he's gonna become a reviewer. And then

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<v Speaker 2>every movie I do, some dude named Constantine. It's gonna

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<v Speaker 2>write me the worst reviews.

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<v Speaker 3>But you can't get no.

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<v Speaker 2>Worse than the reviews we've had in the past. Have

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<v Speaker 2>you seen what they wrote about white chicks? Oh my god,

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<v Speaker 2>you would never see that movie.

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<v Speaker 3>I'm so happy they were they.

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<v Speaker 2>Have you seen what they wrote about the first Scary movie.

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<v Speaker 2>We have like maybe average like nine on Rotten Tomatoes, Jesus,

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<v Speaker 2>and yet our movies people they find classics. But what

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<v Speaker 2>happens is you realize that with comedy, it's not for everybody.

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<v Speaker 1>It's subjective and it's for people that want to laugh.

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<v Speaker 2>If I reviewed films and I went to school in

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<v Speaker 2>college and got degrees in English and become a journalist,

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<v Speaker 2>and I watched scary movie and there was somebody that

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<v Speaker 2>got shot with BA be better across a room onto

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<v Speaker 2>a ceiling and got a ding ding tickling somebody ear

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<v Speaker 2>low and then put through the.

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<v Speaker 3>Ear, I don't know how I would have.

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<v Speaker 1>I don't know how I.

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<v Speaker 3>Would review that.

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<v Speaker 2>I don't know how to give that more than like

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<v Speaker 2>nine percent on Rotten Tomato. Now, if I was a

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<v Speaker 2>kid that smoked flowers and botanicals and I saw that,

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<v Speaker 2>I'd be like, yo.

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<v Speaker 1>This is the funniest movie of all time.

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<v Speaker 2>So my point is, I don't think we do movies

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<v Speaker 2>for intelligent journalists.

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<v Speaker 3>We do them for uh, people who are.

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<v Speaker 2>Killing or actually enhancing their brain stimulations. You know what

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<v Speaker 2>I'm saying, scary movies back, Yes it is. Yeah, ask

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<v Speaker 2>me too many questions because I want to kill you.

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<v Speaker 2>You know the first person I want to kill is Yes,

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<v Speaker 2>No in the movie, I want to have let A

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<v Speaker 2>just come and I'm gonna start his whole movie career.

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<v Speaker 2>I'm gonna I'm gonna kill him for no reason. You

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<v Speaker 2>know that'd be great absolutely before the credits. Yeah, but

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<v Speaker 2>you know what, I don't know.

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<v Speaker 3>He's let you. Why would I take your.

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<v Speaker 2>Trash and try to try to why try to recycle

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<v Speaker 2>that trash? You kicked him off this show and you didn't.

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<v Speaker 3>That's a lot left now.

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<v Speaker 1>He can't afford to get the surgery done.

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<v Speaker 2>He was actually get that extra Jarrett skin from Subway

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<v Speaker 2>off his stomach.

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<v Speaker 1>He should have never lost weight. He needs to put

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<v Speaker 1>a zipper and put that flesh, that fat back in him.

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<v Speaker 3>Stop but you leave? Where is he going? Why would

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<v Speaker 3>you leave? This was the cushiest.

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<v Speaker 2>Job ever peaked in life. This is a bad decision.

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<v Speaker 2>Please tell me you told him, Hey, I'm gonna keep

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<v Speaker 2>the door open for you.

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<v Speaker 3>Don't don't.

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<v Speaker 1>I didn't that monitor open that. I didn't say that

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<v Speaker 1>He's gonna be back. He has nowhere else to go.

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<v Speaker 1>He can't do poorn unless you're gonna put.

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<v Speaker 2>You could put a fan on and just watch his

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<v Speaker 2>skin while he has flap like a fly, flap like

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<v Speaker 2>a sail like that.

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<v Speaker 3>That's what he could be. He could be his own sale.

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<v Speaker 1>He could become a parasale and he doesn't need a serf.

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<v Speaker 3>He's moving on, but not a sale. He's moving on

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<v Speaker 3>what he I'm not sure.

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<v Speaker 1>He's Jennifer Hudson Show. You think he's gonna be r DJ?

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<v Speaker 3>I don't think so. I don't know who who hires,

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<v Speaker 3>who hires legend. I think there's out may hire. But

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<v Speaker 3>he's gonna eat all the burgers. Hey, by the way

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<v Speaker 3>in and out, I think they well right in and

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<v Speaker 3>out pays. I can see you, I can see. Let

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<v Speaker 3>you ad Starbucks that goes on brand. There you go,

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<v Speaker 3>Negro male that means milk. So let me get a cappuccino.

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<v Speaker 3>Calm letcha. They can have specials and everything you know.

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<v Speaker 4>Marlon Wayans is at the Ontario Improv Tickets on sale

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<v Speaker 4>now at improv dot com, Forward slash Ontario.

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<v Speaker 3>You're there all weekend taking over my ja. I love

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<v Speaker 3>that about Martin.

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<v Speaker 2>I'm at the Centurial Improv all week and I'm sold

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<v Speaker 2>out a lot of shows, but I just added a

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<v Speaker 2>show on Sunday. We're getting this work in because I'm

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<v Speaker 2>getting ready to fill my sixth special.

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<v Speaker 3>So y'all, yeah, we're doing it.

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<v Speaker 2>I'm trying to be prolific or profound what's the word

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<v Speaker 2>profoul for prolific? Provocative? College help please everybody? Constant thing?

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<v Speaker 4>Okay, So then you're in at Levity Live in Oxnard

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<v Speaker 4>as well.

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<v Speaker 3>Yeah, I'm at Levity Live.

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<v Speaker 2>Well, first I'm gonna be Ontario Improv and that's this

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<v Speaker 2>weekend Friday, Saturday and Sunday, two shows per night.

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<v Speaker 1>And then I'm gonna be at Breyer Improv. That's next weekend.

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<v Speaker 2>That's December thirteenth, fifteenth, and then I'm out sho.

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<v Speaker 3>Are you guys in Baltimore?

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<v Speaker 2>No, so I won't tell you about the Baltimore Shures.

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<v Speaker 3>Mexican for Baltimore, I thought you was worldwide. There's two.

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<v Speaker 3>I've seen three Mexicans in Baltimore, so we should show up.

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<v Speaker 1>Okay, fine, okay, all my Mexican.

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<v Speaker 2>Friends, but black people listening show white people and I

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<v Speaker 2>see you trying to branch out. That's why you book

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<v Speaker 2>Constantine from the show, because you try to bring in

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<v Speaker 2>the white audience.

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<v Speaker 3>I get it. He's our consultant. I get it. You

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<v Speaker 3>know what that's about.

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<v Speaker 2>Let's broaden the audience some real leche, okay, and then

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<v Speaker 2>I'm gonna be an ox Nart Levity Live Friday, December

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<v Speaker 2>twenty seventh through Sunday, December twenty ninth, and ox Snart

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<v Speaker 2>I'll be an oxnar Levity Live and uh BRA in

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<v Speaker 2>prov December thirteenth through fifteen.

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<v Speaker 1>Y'all get your tickets. I'm definitely gonna be funny, and

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<v Speaker 1>I think I'm getting funnier as I get older.

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<v Speaker 3>You know, no, absolutely, I think so too.

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<v Speaker 1>I think because I'm learning not to I don't.

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<v Speaker 3>I learned not to give a shit as much.

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<v Speaker 1>Listen, you know, learning I'm gonna die soon?

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<v Speaker 3>Who cares? Would I say? Right? When you're getting older?

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<v Speaker 3>Who cares? That's why old people crazy. They ain't crazy,

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<v Speaker 3>they're saying.

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<v Speaker 1>They just saying all kind of crazy stuff because.

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<v Speaker 3>They're like, look, it's not gonna matter.

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<v Speaker 1>I don't know heaven or hell.

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<v Speaker 2>Let's let's make an interesting right, right, right, right, It's

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<v Speaker 2>almost like when you see a very amen's on that.

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<v Speaker 3>Constant no periods, period, no love on that. All right,

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<v Speaker 3>I guess I'm alone. Tough crowd. Tough crowd. I was here,

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<v Speaker 3>he would agree.

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<v Speaker 5>He's a much he's a sound like him as much

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<v Speaker 5>better ask kisser than the rest of us.

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<v Speaker 1>Know, he really is really try to challenge me a lot,

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<v Speaker 1>you know.

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<v Speaker 2>Like that's why I'm happy you fired him. You know,

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<v Speaker 2>I didn't fire left on his own. I prayed y'all

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<v Speaker 2>would fire him, and see God was like no left

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<v Speaker 2>on him.

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<v Speaker 1>But that was my prayer that did that.

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<v Speaker 2>I pray for evil stuff, and I only pray in

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<v Speaker 2>a nice way, and God makes it happen, So don't

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<v Speaker 2>get on my bed.

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<v Speaker 3>That's a sweet I pray for evil stuff.

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<v Speaker 1>But I say ammen in a good, sweet way.

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<v Speaker 3>That's right, that's right. I pray for evil stuff. That's

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<v Speaker 3>that's a T shirt.

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<v Speaker 2>He make that merch out. That's what I pray for

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<v Speaker 2>evil stuff. That's that's a special name.

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<v Speaker 3>I pray for evil stuff. Yeah, write that down. Hey,

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<v Speaker 3>get the website, get the trademark. Why you at it?

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<v Speaker 3>Get the website for Lecha because he don't want it.

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<v Speaker 3>And I'm buying buy it off for you. That's right.

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<v Speaker 2>He wants it off me. I'm gonna have to pay

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<v Speaker 4>That's what a lot of people seem to think is

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<v Speaker 3>Got the nerve to leave. What is he gonna do

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<v Speaker 3>as fail doing this? Why would you leave? Did you

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<v Speaker 4>He could barely do this? That's our brother, man, We

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<v Speaker 3>I don't. I don't know. I'm allergic tole you how

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<v Speaker 3>about that? That's right, that's right. I'm allergic to let

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<v Speaker 3>you like Coco. That's right. I like almond.

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<v Speaker 1>Say almond in Spanish.

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<v Speaker 3>That's a great question. Oh, that's a really good question.

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<v Speaker 1>I'm here with a bunch of hispetic people, or that.

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<v Speaker 2>They don't know how to say all men in Spanish.

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<v Speaker 3>Come in. You had to google? Did you as dark

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<v Speaker 3>as I am? Too? Wow?

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<v Speaker 1>I see what you're doing though, You see what you're

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<v Speaker 2>You know what you're trying to do is Hey, man,

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<v Speaker 2>I am a part of this fabric of this country.

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<v Speaker 2>smart moon around.

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<v Speaker 4>When the sweet starts happening, you feel me going stopping

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<v Speaker 4>man with the current you know situation as far as

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<v Speaker 4>politics go, Are you worried for your family? You worried

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<v Speaker 4>for your baby?

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<v Speaker 3>No? Man looks at America.

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<v Speaker 2>The institution of America has been around for a long time.

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<v Speaker 2>And I trust that no matter what happens, that at

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<v Speaker 2>some point there will always be a check in balance.

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<v Speaker 1>I think everybody needs yeah and get.

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<v Speaker 3>Just get calm.

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<v Speaker 2>It's four years, right and everybody looks at bad right.

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<v Speaker 2>No matter what you've voted for, you have to go,

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<v Speaker 2>if you're smart, what is the new world all are

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<v Speaker 2>going to be? So in every loss there's wins, right,

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<v Speaker 2>So you go, Okay, where are they putting their money?

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<v Speaker 2>What are the business opportunities that I can get, you know,

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<v Speaker 2>in with this new regime? And I think if you're

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<v Speaker 2>of people making money nowadays with what's in office. And

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<v Speaker 2>you can do the same thing with what is in

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<v Speaker 2>office now is where do you put your money? You

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<v Speaker 2>gotta trust that the fabric and the institution and the

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<v Speaker 2>constitution of America.

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<v Speaker 1>Is going to upheld, and we're always going to have

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<v Speaker 1>a check in balance and.

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<v Speaker 3>We're going to be all right.

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<v Speaker 1>So kids don't have anxiety, don't feel like and if

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<v Speaker 1>it gets crazy, then I was wrong. Run for your life, run.

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<v Speaker 2>Move to If you don't think I'm looking at property

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<v Speaker 2>in Bali because slavery coming back.

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<v Speaker 3>I'm telling you right now, I ain't working. I ain't working. No,

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<v Speaker 3>you will not know you picked your cotton. I ain't

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<v Speaker 3>picking up nothing.

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<v Speaker 2>Gonna fight me and me and massare gonna fight. I

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<v Speaker 2>ain't calling you mess listen, call, listen John. My name

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<v Speaker 2>is Marlin period No, and I'm gonna changed my name

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<v Speaker 2>to something real African like Comal.

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<v Speaker 3>Come on.

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<v Speaker 1>No, we ain't having that. It's gonna be a whole

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<v Speaker 1>brand new day.

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<v Speaker 3>Yeah.

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<v Speaker 1>I think here's the thing.

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<v Speaker 3>Do you have an exit plan?

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<v Speaker 1>I got some guns, that's right. I'll find my way.

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<v Speaker 3>Out, that's right. That's right.

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<v Speaker 1>I don't have an exit plan. Do I need to

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<v Speaker 1>have one?

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<v Speaker 3>I don't know you. I think the exit plan has

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<v Speaker 3>already been setting.

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<v Speaker 2>No worry, I'm coming to Mexico to do your show.

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<v Speaker 3>Life for DJ. But I would say, hey.

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<v Speaker 1>Listen, everybody just just calm down.

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<v Speaker 2>I don't like everyone when our world is in such

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<v Speaker 2>a toxic place.

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<v Speaker 1>I think that everybody just calmed down.

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<v Speaker 2>Let's not give each other the depression and anxiety, and

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<v Speaker 2>let's just see what happens, and.

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<v Speaker 3>You know, just continue living our lives.

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<v Speaker 2>Right hey, man, America has been around a long time

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<v Speaker 2>and way before us not going anywhere. So everybody calmed

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<v Speaker 2>down and just be be uh, I stay fluid. That's

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<v Speaker 2>why as a as a voter, I'm independent. I don't

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<v Speaker 2>I'm not a Democrat or Republican. I want who is best?

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<v Speaker 3>Period.

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<v Speaker 1>And if you asked me who I voted for, you,

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<v Speaker 1>damn right, I voted for Kamala.

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<v Speaker 3>But it didn't happen. What am I gonna do? You know?

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<v Speaker 1>You know, I we have to move forward, you know.

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<v Speaker 1>As soon as it happened. You know what I did.

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<v Speaker 2>Brought me some testa stock oh and and I was like,

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<v Speaker 2>you know what, maybe it's not so I'm like, you

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<v Speaker 2>know what, you get me a mob a hat. I'm

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<v Speaker 2>gonna get a Mala hat. Make America laugh again again.

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<v Speaker 3>Right right now? Don't get that right now, we need

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<v Speaker 3>to take time. We need the Instagram Paige on the website.

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<v Speaker 3>What's up? I'm serious about that one.

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<v Speaker 1>Get that with you make America laugh again?

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<v Speaker 3>Yeah? Oh yeah, Yo, Martin.

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<v Speaker 5>When someone like Jordan Peele describes you as one of one,

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<v Speaker 5>I agree, You've done so much better around so many celebrities.

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<v Speaker 5>But still Jordan Peele is unique in his own right.

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<v Speaker 5>Does that Do those compliments resonate with you or do

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<v Speaker 5>you just brush them off?

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<v Speaker 2>They definitely resonate, especially when somebody respect I respect, uh,

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<v Speaker 2>Jordan Peele, you know for several reasons.

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<v Speaker 3>I think I think we're similar.

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<v Speaker 2>And that you know, we're guys that have immense talent

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<v Speaker 2>and a diverse skill set. So Jordan Peele, you know

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<v Speaker 2>you've seen Key and Peel. It's hard to do sketch.

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<v Speaker 2>Those brothers was very funny. They had their own voice,

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<v Speaker 2>you know, they did it their way and they and honestly.

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<v Speaker 2>And then to see him depart from that, and to

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<v Speaker 2>see him going to you know, produce great movies and

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<v Speaker 2>direct great movies and I understand drama and have these

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<v Speaker 2>social political messages in his movies. He's a you know,

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<v Speaker 2>and for him to go, hey, man, you one on one.

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<v Speaker 2>That's me looking at myself because I never look at

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<v Speaker 2>me right. I'm so busy working and creating and trying

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<v Speaker 2>to I don't know what I am. I don't because

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<v Speaker 2>I'm just doing and I'm so humble about it. I

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<v Speaker 2>keep my nose and my eyes on the ground and

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<v Speaker 2>the road ahead of me, and I never look up

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<v Speaker 2>or look like this and go, when is it time

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<v Speaker 2>to celebrate? I go, I'm just working. I don't know

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<v Speaker 2>what I'm turning into. I don't know the kind of artists.

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<v Speaker 2>I don't know what's happening to me. I know some

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<v Speaker 2>kind of evolution is starting to catch up. I feel

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<v Speaker 2>the snowball turned into the snowman, turned into the avalanche.

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<v Speaker 2>I feel it. I feel it in my confidence. I

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<v Speaker 2>feel it on the stage. I see it in my work.

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<v Speaker 2>I see when I no matter what I do now,

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<v Speaker 2>I don't care if it's a sitcom, I don't care.

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<v Speaker 2>If it's a movie, I don't care. If it's the stage,

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<v Speaker 2>I don't care. If it's writing. I see things. I

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<v Speaker 2>don't care if it's interviews. I see things. It's like

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<v Speaker 2>the matrix. For me, it's like all these different numbers

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<v Speaker 2>and doesn't make sense to nobody. But I see formulas

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<v Speaker 2>and I'm like, oh wow, you know if you put

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<v Speaker 2>that there with that, that's the answer. I feel crazy

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<v Speaker 2>sometimes and I am so when he says you're one

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<v Speaker 2>on one, I think that's a beautiful thing and I

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<v Speaker 2>respect that.

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<v Speaker 1>But I don't rest on any laurels.

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<v Speaker 2>I'm just gonna keep continuing to grind my my behind

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<v Speaker 2>off to become the greatest Marlin that I could be.

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<v Speaker 1>There's already a greater Marlin, Marlon Jackson.

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<v Speaker 3>But if I get.

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<v Speaker 1>There, you know what I mean that? You know, Marlin's

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<v Speaker 1>a great people Marlon Brando.

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<v Speaker 3>You know what I mean. I want to be.

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<v Speaker 2>That's what I want to be. I'm the best Marlin ever.

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<v Speaker 2>That's right, mar Marlin. I'm Brando to come up it

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<v Speaker 2>with Jackson because I love a boy right remain. You

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<v Speaker 2>know I'm named at the Marlin Jackson and Marlon Branda.

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<v Speaker 1>Yeah, oh really, how do you know? You was talking

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<v Speaker 1>to my mama.

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<v Speaker 3>I don't know. I don't know. I didn't know.

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<v Speaker 2>I said that told me man, I don't know.

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<v Speaker 1>Okay, Well, and I just want to be I don't

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<v Speaker 1>think it's a competition.

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<v Speaker 2>I think it's for me. It's every day I wake

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<v Speaker 2>up and go, how do how do I be better?

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<v Speaker 2>How do I work harder? How do I work smarter?

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<v Speaker 2>How to how do I grow? I've been a guy

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<v Speaker 2>that I just want to grow in my art.

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<v Speaker 4>You're always in search of growth and inspiration. You're you're

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<v Speaker 4>You're constantly on the search for knowledge to be better.

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<v Speaker 3>Let's look at you, because you look real intensely. No,

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<v Speaker 3>I'm serious inside the acts.

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<v Speaker 2>I never I've never seen you this until that's only

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<v Speaker 2>you was about to ask me for something, some money.

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<v Speaker 3>You want to boll something the holidays. I got two kids.

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<v Speaker 3>You can ball for me. You can't. Never paid me back?

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<v Speaker 3>You all the time? You know your word.

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<v Speaker 1>I have a job and I watched you bomb, so

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<v Speaker 1>I know you got I know you got you.

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<v Speaker 3>I'm not going anywhere.

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<v Speaker 2>I know you've got the gonads to still. You know,

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<v Speaker 2>represent yourself in the right way, you know what I mean?

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<v Speaker 2>And like you got reverse diversification.

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<v Speaker 3>You know what I'm saying. That says very smart hire

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<v Speaker 3>right there. You know what I'm saying. Come on yourself.

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<v Speaker 3>I try to get rid of it, and you get

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<v Speaker 3>rid of it.

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<v Speaker 2>You getting rid of on you all there you go,

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<v Speaker 2>Yount me funny at all.

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<v Speaker 3>Papa's house man, congratulations on that. Thank you.

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<v Speaker 2>Don't congratulate me. That's Damon showing, you know, but you're

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<v Speaker 2>working with your family, man, I don't give a damn

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<v Speaker 2>them negroes. They making big checks and I'm making this

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<v Speaker 2>little guest starll money.

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<v Speaker 3>I'm like, did they make you audition?

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<v Speaker 4>No, there's no way they made you audition for that.

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<v Speaker 4>They wrote that for you. That was setting place for you.

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<v Speaker 2>You don't understand how the waves work. Yeah, audition for it.

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<v Speaker 2>I sat in front of big damon audition and they

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<v Speaker 2>walked out in the middle of my audition talking about

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<v Speaker 2>this lunch.

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<v Speaker 3>Family is hell.

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<v Speaker 2>No. If I had the money, I would Yeah. They

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<v Speaker 2>making all the Popper House money.

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<v Speaker 3>Yo.

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<v Speaker 1>So you need no TV show called Marlin's House some CBS.

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<v Speaker 3>What's up, Paramount, Let's go.

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<v Speaker 1>I'll see Marlin's House would be crazy.

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<v Speaker 3>And you could be on the show.

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<v Speaker 2>We call it Aldans gotsa Lechid.

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<v Speaker 3>Guys. Yeah, yeah, all right.

428
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<v Speaker 1>I would be performing this pilliod.

429
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<v Speaker 2>I would be performing this weekend at the Ontario Improv

430
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<v Speaker 2>December six, which is Friday today through Sunday, December seventh.

431
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<v Speaker 2>I got four six shows, two shows a night. Just

432
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<v Speaker 2>added the show. So get your tickets, hurry up because

433
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<v Speaker 2>that one's gonna sell out. I got love in Ontario.

434
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<v Speaker 2>Now I'm gonna be there Friday, December thirteenth. Man, Friday thirteen,

435
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<v Speaker 2>you're coming up. You're gonna stamp, you gonna you gonna

436
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<v Speaker 2>get up and stay.

437
00:21:00.160 --> 00:21:01.920
<v Speaker 3>He's out of town. I'm at a town where he

438
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<v Speaker 3>have a work trip.

439
00:21:03.359 --> 00:21:06.359
<v Speaker 2>We're about okay, so that's December thirteenth. What about fourteen?

440
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<v Speaker 3>Yeah, we've gone through the fifteenth. We're going through CRUs

441
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<v Speaker 3>We'll be on a Disney cruise. Oh you know you

442
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<v Speaker 3>should do?

443
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<v Speaker 1>Is a cruise cruise?

444
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<v Speaker 4>You go, oh yo, Jack, I promise, I promise you.

445
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<v Speaker 2>Website the cruise cruise and they do it like the

446
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<v Speaker 2>Big Boy Cruise.

447
00:21:24.240 --> 00:21:26.640
<v Speaker 3>But no, no, no, dudes, the one that did the cruise.

448
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<v Speaker 2>No black Man. Yeah yeah, yeah, yeah, the black Man.

449
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<v Speaker 2>He had the Delta, Delta Southwest legendary radiotist. He's a

450
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<v Speaker 2>radio host.

451
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<v Speaker 3>Starts with a Jay joining. Yes, it's not join, it's

452
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<v Speaker 3>like the town Joint.

453
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<v Speaker 1>Listen, it's the cruise cruise.

454
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<v Speaker 3>It's actually the deportation cruise. It's only one stop back

455
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<v Speaker 3>home Mexico.

456
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<v Speaker 2>You said it not mean, you said, yeah, I get

457
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<v Speaker 2>a man, I got him in.

458
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<v Speaker 3>They said it not men should I thought he was

459
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<v Speaker 3>gonna say, jump off the ship.

460
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<v Speaker 2>The cruise cruise and then you have all kinds of

461
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<v Speaker 2>Latin X performers.

462
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<v Speaker 3>I'll come on and I'll sing.

463
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<v Speaker 6>One, one, one and anybody.

464
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<v Speaker 4>What about the encore? You could do the one thousand

465
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<v Speaker 4>miles when that's a Carlton. No, that would be classics,

466
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<v Speaker 4>and that would.

467
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<v Speaker 3>Be Terry Crews.

468
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<v Speaker 2>We can bring Terry Crews all the cruise and he

469
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<v Speaker 2>just up there flexing, flexing with baby oil and pop

470
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<v Speaker 2>locking blended.

471
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<v Speaker 3>Write that down. Get Terry cruisers.

472
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<v Speaker 1>Get yes, get his I like that to Terry Crewising

473
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<v Speaker 1>cruise money.

474
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<v Speaker 3>He gonna he got money.

475
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<v Speaker 1>He got the ag T money.

476
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<v Speaker 2>Okay, right, they're gonna come from me for that, please

477
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<v Speaker 2>get them?

478
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<v Speaker 1>Yes anyway, yes, yes, yes, yes, he's my dude.

479
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<v Speaker 2>But daddy, daddy, right those that's the go down to

480
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<v Speaker 2>connect right there?

481
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<v Speaker 3>You got that? Yeah? Yeah, anyway? What about Okay?

482
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<v Speaker 2>So Brad and Proud Friday December thirteen through this fifteen,

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<v Speaker 2>right then I'm gonna be ox start Levity Live Friday

484
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<v Speaker 2>December twenty seventh through the twenty ninth pull up.

485
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<v Speaker 3>You have a good time that one. We should go

486
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<v Speaker 3>to that one.

487
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<v Speaker 2>Okay, okay, when you go to the audience, I'll be

488
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<v Speaker 2>in the audience. No, I want you to do. I

489
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<v Speaker 2>want your listeners to know that just because you bomb

490
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<v Speaker 2>the first time, you know, hey, maybe maybe Fleffy will

491
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<v Speaker 2>come again. Yo.

492
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<v Speaker 3>He man, he came and rescue you. And I didn't

493
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<v Speaker 3>know he was coming.

494
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<v Speaker 2>You said, I didn't know. I think God sent him,

495
00:23:48.480 --> 00:23:50.160
<v Speaker 2>like please, he needs you.

496
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<v Speaker 4>Why does God have an access? Yes, that was a man.

497
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<v Speaker 4>It was a bad night, but you started good. You know,

498
00:24:03.839 --> 00:24:05.240
<v Speaker 4>it was like that just took off.

499
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<v Speaker 3>It was bad. It was really bad.

500
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<v Speaker 1>Oh no, you had turbulence about two thousand.

501
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<v Speaker 3>How long were you on stage? It felt like fever.

502
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<v Speaker 1>It was like I was probably probably three minutes.

503
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<v Speaker 3>No, not even.

504
00:24:15.599 --> 00:24:18.039
<v Speaker 1>It felt like it felt like three hours.

505
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<v Speaker 3>It was long.

506
00:24:19.640 --> 00:24:24.519
<v Speaker 4>I was like this, like wow, long, it's hot and

507
00:24:25.079 --> 00:24:27.599
<v Speaker 4>sting for him. And that was prepared. I prepared for that.

508
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<v Speaker 4>You should always say you improvised that.

509
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<v Speaker 3>That's right, that's right, that's right, that's right. I looked crazy.

510
00:24:34.039 --> 00:24:37.359
<v Speaker 1>I was winging it. You say, you wrote Dad I was,

511
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<v Speaker 1>I was, I was winging it.

512
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<v Speaker 3>I was fresh out of a coma that night. Wow,

513
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<v Speaker 3>I didn't know what was going on. That's the joke

514
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<v Speaker 3>that should have did life. Yeah naturally, Yeah, okay, okay,

515
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<v Speaker 3>I write that. Can you coming back? See you want

516
00:24:52.119 --> 00:24:53.640
<v Speaker 3>coming out to the ox not you. Yeah, we'll come

517
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<v Speaker 3>out to the You don't do five minutes, five seconds,

518
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<v Speaker 3>two minutes, which is two hours for you? Yeah, yeah,

519
00:25:00.160 --> 00:25:00.319
<v Speaker 3>do that.

520
00:25:00.400 --> 00:25:01.599
<v Speaker 1>Let's do it all right, I.

521
00:25:01.519 --> 00:25:03.559
<v Speaker 3>Could do that.

522
00:25:03.880 --> 00:25:05.759
<v Speaker 1>All these people want to invite me to co host

523
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<v Speaker 1>with them. No taxi drop of seven.

524
00:25:10.400 --> 00:25:12.920
<v Speaker 3>But genuine question, like you always say that, you were,

525
00:25:12.960 --> 00:25:15.200
<v Speaker 3>like you're constantly working, You're always moving on to the

526
00:25:15.240 --> 00:25:17.720
<v Speaker 3>next thing. What do you do for fun? Though?

527
00:25:17.799 --> 00:25:19.920
<v Speaker 2>Like what does Marlin like to do for fun?

528
00:25:21.200 --> 00:25:24.200
<v Speaker 3>You don't even know you don't have fun work? People

529
00:25:24.240 --> 00:25:24.599
<v Speaker 3>go wild.

530
00:25:24.720 --> 00:25:29.240
<v Speaker 2>You take vacation because my work I love it so much.

531
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<v Speaker 2>It is my vacation.

532
00:25:30.319 --> 00:25:33.279
<v Speaker 3>Yeah. Nothing, nothing beats like creativity.

533
00:25:33.319 --> 00:25:38.799
<v Speaker 2>I get I get high, Like when it's an impact performance,

534
00:25:39.160 --> 00:25:39.720
<v Speaker 2>I get high.

535
00:25:39.759 --> 00:25:40.240
<v Speaker 3>I went to it.

536
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<v Speaker 2>I had a network run through the other day where

537
00:25:42.799 --> 00:25:46.160
<v Speaker 2>you show the network in the studio what you what,

538
00:25:46.160 --> 00:25:48.079
<v Speaker 2>what you've worked on for the past two days on

539
00:25:48.079 --> 00:25:53.640
<v Speaker 2>the sitcom and man, I just be smoked. I feel like,

540
00:25:53.759 --> 00:25:56.119
<v Speaker 2>oh it's time to perform. I'm locked in and it

541
00:25:56.240 --> 00:25:56.839
<v Speaker 2>just happens.

542
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<v Speaker 3>You know.

543
00:25:57.119 --> 00:25:59.640
<v Speaker 2>I'm going from seeing the scene and the lines I

544
00:25:59.680 --> 00:26:03.240
<v Speaker 2>wasn't remember and I knew them all and beats and

545
00:26:03.400 --> 00:26:04.920
<v Speaker 2>I just I just love what I do.

546
00:26:05.039 --> 00:26:06.559
<v Speaker 3>Man, I don't care if it's writing. I get.

547
00:26:06.640 --> 00:26:10.319
<v Speaker 2>I get excited to go, right. I work out, and

548
00:26:10.359 --> 00:26:12.759
<v Speaker 2>after working out, I go, I'm a write.

549
00:26:13.000 --> 00:26:14.759
<v Speaker 3>I didn't. I worked seven days a week. You guys

550
00:26:14.880 --> 00:26:21.680
<v Speaker 3>want says that in my life. Everybody weren't all. I

551
00:26:21.720 --> 00:26:22.920
<v Speaker 3>wish you would take a break.

552
00:26:23.920 --> 00:26:26.039
<v Speaker 2>But I just love what I do and I feel

553
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<v Speaker 2>I feel the growth and I feel I feel like

554
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<v Speaker 2>I'm just trying to be it just just the way

555
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<v Speaker 2>God made me. My mother said, if I could bottle

556
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<v Speaker 2>your energy, son, I'd be a million a billionaire. And

557
00:26:36.839 --> 00:26:41.680
<v Speaker 2>I said, I'm gonna beat a billionaire. You go sleep,

558
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<v Speaker 2>But thank you for the idea.

559
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<v Speaker 4>That's right.

560
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<v Speaker 3>Appreciated. I appreciated. Right.

561
00:26:45.000 --> 00:26:48.319
<v Speaker 2>I almost called her to be word, But man, disrespect

562
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<v Speaker 2>the spirit.

563
00:26:50.200 --> 00:26:54.519
<v Speaker 3>Do we believe in marriage? May I didn't. He didn't.

564
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<v Speaker 3>I didn't for a long time.

565
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<v Speaker 1>For a long time.

566
00:26:57.880 --> 00:27:03.240
<v Speaker 2>Because I didn't like I had the discipline to be faithful.

567
00:27:03.480 --> 00:27:05.480
<v Speaker 2>I didn't feel like I had to discipline all the

568
00:27:05.720 --> 00:27:12.079
<v Speaker 2>tools of the skills set to really dissect emotions and

569
00:27:12.440 --> 00:27:16.000
<v Speaker 2>people and their journey and separate myself and look at

570
00:27:16.000 --> 00:27:19.799
<v Speaker 2>my my trauma and my life trauma based on their trauma.

571
00:27:19.839 --> 00:27:23.480
<v Speaker 2>And really, if I'm gonna last forever, you got to

572
00:27:23.519 --> 00:27:25.039
<v Speaker 2>have the tools to make it.

573
00:27:25.160 --> 00:27:25.920
<v Speaker 1>I didn't have the tools.

574
00:27:25.920 --> 00:27:28.319
<v Speaker 2>I didn't have the maturity I always knew and I

575
00:27:29.000 --> 00:27:31.160
<v Speaker 2>always be honest, like, look, I'm not gonna be faithful.

576
00:27:31.519 --> 00:27:34.119
<v Speaker 3>I can't do it. I say up front, yes I would.

577
00:27:34.480 --> 00:27:36.519
<v Speaker 2>I say no to a thousand and one, but a

578
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<v Speaker 2>thousand and two one may come with a thousand and

579
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<v Speaker 2>two and a thousand and three.

580
00:27:41.200 --> 00:27:43.000
<v Speaker 1>And that's really hard to turn down.

581
00:27:43.119 --> 00:27:45.880
<v Speaker 2>And I was young and I so I just wanted

582
00:27:45.920 --> 00:27:48.920
<v Speaker 2>to be honest and I always wanted to live like truthful.

583
00:27:48.960 --> 00:27:50.359
<v Speaker 2>I didn't know what to call it back in the day.

584
00:27:50.400 --> 00:27:52.119
<v Speaker 2>Now they have a word for it, because y'all got

585
00:27:52.160 --> 00:27:52.960
<v Speaker 2>words for everything.

586
00:27:53.000 --> 00:27:55.880
<v Speaker 3>This damn with gen Z? What are these what's these kids?

587
00:27:56.119 --> 00:27:59.359
<v Speaker 3>Jackie Jackie gen Z? Yeah, what y'all unlabeled everything? What

588
00:27:59.440 --> 00:28:00.480
<v Speaker 3>you to myself?

589
00:28:00.480 --> 00:28:01.000
<v Speaker 4>A millennial.

590
00:28:01.119 --> 00:28:02.039
<v Speaker 3>I'm not. I don't.

591
00:28:02.680 --> 00:28:07.839
<v Speaker 2>Yeah, I could look on Jordan's Yeah, Jordan's because you

592
00:28:07.920 --> 00:28:10.160
<v Speaker 2>got that name. Jordan could be boy, it could be girl,

593
00:28:10.680 --> 00:28:13.559
<v Speaker 2>whatever you know. And Rodgers is hell whatever you want,

594
00:28:13.559 --> 00:28:15.359
<v Speaker 2>you wear your pants. But I see breasts.

595
00:28:15.440 --> 00:28:19.519
<v Speaker 3>I don't know. Yeah, everything there's no yeah, yeah, everything,

596
00:28:20.119 --> 00:28:21.799
<v Speaker 3>no label. I am I'm here.

597
00:28:23.880 --> 00:28:26.680
<v Speaker 1>If so, yeah, now they have a word for it,

598
00:28:26.680 --> 00:28:27.640
<v Speaker 1>but poly emery.

599
00:28:27.799 --> 00:28:30.759
<v Speaker 2>But you know, but as I've gotten older, I feel like,

600
00:28:31.119 --> 00:28:33.519
<v Speaker 2>you know, you get older and you go, I don't.

601
00:28:33.599 --> 00:28:36.200
<v Speaker 1>I don't care about being in the clubs.

602
00:28:36.279 --> 00:28:39.240
<v Speaker 2>I like smoking my cigar and you know, having a

603
00:28:39.279 --> 00:28:42.279
<v Speaker 2>whiskey and talking business with my my, my buddies, like

604
00:28:42.400 --> 00:28:44.359
<v Speaker 2>you know, those things that used to attract me don't

605
00:28:44.720 --> 00:28:49.519
<v Speaker 2>attract me no more. So I can see myself going there.

606
00:28:49.559 --> 00:28:53.559
<v Speaker 2>I could not before because everybody I talked to and

607
00:28:53.599 --> 00:28:56.200
<v Speaker 2>they go, you never been married, No, never been married.

608
00:28:56.640 --> 00:28:59.359
<v Speaker 2>They're like, I be like, and they marry people older

609
00:28:59.359 --> 00:29:03.279
<v Speaker 2>people like, don't feel bad. All you did was skip

610
00:29:03.400 --> 00:29:07.319
<v Speaker 2>two divorces. Wow, because what happens is you get married,

611
00:29:07.359 --> 00:29:10.079
<v Speaker 2>you got this good heart, and then you realize it's

612
00:29:10.119 --> 00:29:12.359
<v Speaker 2>not working. Then you get married a second time. You're

613
00:29:12.359 --> 00:29:14.920
<v Speaker 2>like it's still not working. It's not Then you realize

614
00:29:14.960 --> 00:29:18.559
<v Speaker 2>it's not them, it's you. And then you do the work,

615
00:29:18.839 --> 00:29:21.079
<v Speaker 2>and then you meet God and then you start praying,

616
00:29:21.160 --> 00:29:23.400
<v Speaker 2>and then your value ship and then you start getting

617
00:29:23.400 --> 00:29:26.799
<v Speaker 2>gray hair and you start looking weird and your hairline

618
00:29:26.880 --> 00:29:30.079
<v Speaker 2>going back, and you get this belly and a man.

619
00:29:30.200 --> 00:29:31.839
<v Speaker 3>Yes, you start to turn.

620
00:29:31.720 --> 00:29:35.799
<v Speaker 2>Into you and you got and you get let your

621
00:29:35.880 --> 00:29:36.519
<v Speaker 2>man boobs.

622
00:29:36.519 --> 00:29:39.400
<v Speaker 3>He's too young to have man boobs. Man booms supposed.

623
00:29:39.079 --> 00:29:42.440
<v Speaker 2>To come from stress and in the stress of women

624
00:29:42.480 --> 00:29:43.720
<v Speaker 2>that give you their estrogen.

625
00:29:43.759 --> 00:29:45.480
<v Speaker 3>And now you got man breast.

626
00:29:45.680 --> 00:29:51.319
<v Speaker 2>And then it's successful because now you're you're an adult,

627
00:29:51.720 --> 00:29:54.799
<v Speaker 2>you're a grown up and you can understand through. So, man,

628
00:29:54.799 --> 00:29:56.400
<v Speaker 2>that was a hell of an answer. Did I just

629
00:29:56.559 --> 00:29:57.279
<v Speaker 2>answer that?

630
00:29:57.960 --> 00:30:01.759
<v Speaker 3>Marling? Look at Marlin growed up? Look at all that

631
00:30:01.920 --> 00:30:06.200
<v Speaker 3>growed up, all that. You know, it's like, marry me,

632
00:30:06.400 --> 00:30:08.160
<v Speaker 3>marry me now, Martin.

633
00:30:08.240 --> 00:30:11.039
<v Speaker 4>There's a legendary story at the Haha Comedy Club in

634
00:30:11.079 --> 00:30:13.440
<v Speaker 4>North Hollywood that like, one day you came in and

635
00:30:13.480 --> 00:30:15.720
<v Speaker 4>you were you were in shambles, and I guess you

636
00:30:15.720 --> 00:30:18.519
<v Speaker 4>were having trouble at home and you came directly from

637
00:30:18.559 --> 00:30:21.200
<v Speaker 4>home and went onto that stage and just let it

638
00:30:21.240 --> 00:30:23.960
<v Speaker 4>all out, you know, to me, well, us, that's a

639
00:30:24.039 --> 00:30:27.359
<v Speaker 4>true comedian. That was actually no, it was well at

640
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<v Speaker 4>the ha they're claiming that that was there, but no,

641
00:30:30.039 --> 00:30:30.960
<v Speaker 4>that's a good club though.

642
00:30:31.079 --> 00:30:34.079
<v Speaker 2>I love Haha. I love ha Ha, and there's always

643
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<v Speaker 2>a great place to go. That's probably only room for me.

644
00:30:36.400 --> 00:30:42.640
<v Speaker 2>I feel fine walking in and and just like uh

645
00:30:43.160 --> 00:30:45.799
<v Speaker 2>and trying new stuff like I don't feel judged. I

646
00:30:45.839 --> 00:30:47.960
<v Speaker 2>feel like it's it's not like I got to perform.

647
00:30:48.119 --> 00:30:49.400
<v Speaker 2>I could just be so yeah.

648
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<v Speaker 1>Haha is one of those places.

649
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<v Speaker 2>But I think the most vulnerable I ever was was.

650
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<v Speaker 3>I at Burbank at Flappers.

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<v Speaker 2>Flappers, Yeah, because it was the day my father died

652
00:31:02.759 --> 00:31:05.039
<v Speaker 2>and I had two shows to do and I found

653
00:31:05.039 --> 00:31:08.279
<v Speaker 2>out my father passed five minutes before I went on stage.

654
00:31:08.319 --> 00:31:11.400
<v Speaker 2>As I'm driving pulling up to Flappers late as hell

655
00:31:11.440 --> 00:31:14.319
<v Speaker 2>because that's what I do. Who taught you not long

656
00:31:14.440 --> 00:31:20.359
<v Speaker 2>hill late? But with that news, my sister and I

657
00:31:20.400 --> 00:31:24.920
<v Speaker 2>remember I was right outside and I was like, I'm

658
00:31:24.960 --> 00:31:29.079
<v Speaker 2>walking in and I think my family had known.

659
00:31:29.119 --> 00:31:30.880
<v Speaker 3>Like something was up.

660
00:31:31.319 --> 00:31:34.920
<v Speaker 1>So I walked in and oh they didn't know, and uh,

661
00:31:35.839 --> 00:31:38.240
<v Speaker 1>And I did my first show and I killed got

662
00:31:38.279 --> 00:31:43.000
<v Speaker 1>stand ovation, and then I told everybody that my dad died,

663
00:31:43.359 --> 00:31:45.799
<v Speaker 1>and I cried on the stage, and by the time

664
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<v Speaker 1>I got off stage, all people had told my family,

665
00:31:48.920 --> 00:31:52.200
<v Speaker 1>my kids, my children's mother what had happened, and so

666
00:31:52.240 --> 00:31:54.640
<v Speaker 1>they pulled up for me, and so I had to

667
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<v Speaker 1>do the second show, and it made it worse because

668
00:31:57.559 --> 00:31:59.960
<v Speaker 1>I got all these people saying I'm sorry and rubbing

669
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<v Speaker 1>on me and making me in touch of my emotions

670
00:32:01.960 --> 00:32:03.480
<v Speaker 1>is that now I got my kid, and I got

671
00:32:03.480 --> 00:32:06.640
<v Speaker 1>my daughter, my baby daughter there and I'm just like,

672
00:32:06.680 --> 00:32:09.359
<v Speaker 1>oh my god, I gotta do this again.

673
00:32:09.759 --> 00:32:13.599
<v Speaker 2>So I drive my face, get on stage, kill it.

674
00:32:13.599 --> 00:32:17.680
<v Speaker 2>It's say an ovation. And then once again I just

675
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<v Speaker 2>let loose. And the reason why I still perform. I

676
00:32:20.599 --> 00:32:22.599
<v Speaker 2>could have canceled and it was only like two hundred

677
00:32:22.640 --> 00:32:25.160
<v Speaker 2>people at Flappers. Reason why I didn't I performed was

678
00:32:25.160 --> 00:32:28.559
<v Speaker 2>because my father would say, son so much.

679
00:32:28.400 --> 00:32:32.559
<v Speaker 3>Go on, go work. Did you hear his voice? Yeah?

680
00:32:32.720 --> 00:32:33.279
<v Speaker 3>I always here.

681
00:32:33.319 --> 00:32:36.319
<v Speaker 2>I hear my parents every day, my mother, baby, don't

682
00:32:36.359 --> 00:32:39.039
<v Speaker 2>don't you be sad for me. I'm resting you go

683
00:32:39.079 --> 00:32:41.759
<v Speaker 2>do your purpose. I hear my parents, and so I

684
00:32:41.799 --> 00:32:45.240
<v Speaker 2>think that's how I know I'm doing the right thing

685
00:32:45.279 --> 00:32:47.440
<v Speaker 2>for a living because that's it's my safe place.

686
00:32:47.599 --> 00:32:48.359
<v Speaker 3>It's where I go.

687
00:32:48.640 --> 00:32:55.200
<v Speaker 2>That's my cloud, whatever cloud God built me that room

688
00:32:55.680 --> 00:32:59.759
<v Speaker 2>Nativity for me to go to, and it's my it's

689
00:32:59.799 --> 00:33:00.839
<v Speaker 2>my my sanctuary.

690
00:33:01.039 --> 00:33:04.000
<v Speaker 3>Keeps me happy. That people why, and you know, in return,

691
00:33:04.039 --> 00:33:05.720
<v Speaker 3>it makes us happy. Isn't that crazy?

692
00:33:06.319 --> 00:33:06.559
<v Speaker 1>Y'all?

693
00:33:06.599 --> 00:33:08.359
<v Speaker 3>I get you now.

694
00:33:08.720 --> 00:33:10.519
<v Speaker 2>You know y'all got the residual. It's kind of like

695
00:33:10.519 --> 00:33:12.400
<v Speaker 2>if you have sex. You know what I'm saying. Hey,

696
00:33:12.599 --> 00:33:16.759
<v Speaker 2>I hope you get off, but they tell you about you.

697
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<v Speaker 3>You get out.

698
00:33:17.880 --> 00:33:19.799
<v Speaker 2>Tim He said, you got two minutes to twenty seven

699
00:33:20.680 --> 00:33:22.920
<v Speaker 2>at all, So I'll get as many as you can

700
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<v Speaker 2>two minutes.

701
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<v Speaker 3>Yo.

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<v Speaker 5>We got a Damon Junior on the show on Monday.

703
00:33:28.720 --> 00:33:31.519
<v Speaker 3>Oh yeah on a zoom. You want to come even

704
00:33:31.559 --> 00:33:31.880
<v Speaker 3>come in.

705
00:33:32.119 --> 00:33:34.039
<v Speaker 1>Wow, they're making that much money.

706
00:33:34.119 --> 00:33:39.480
<v Speaker 3>Yeah, make that much money. My nephew. You want to

707
00:33:39.480 --> 00:33:41.400
<v Speaker 3>tell us? You know what's so cool is I can

708
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<v Speaker 3>ask my nephew for money.

709
00:33:43.079 --> 00:33:45.680
<v Speaker 2>They owe me money, Yeah, because.

710
00:33:45.400 --> 00:33:47.839
<v Speaker 3>They always asked me. No, they didn't those kids because

711
00:33:48.000 --> 00:33:48.640
<v Speaker 3>daddy was rich.

712
00:33:49.519 --> 00:33:51.759
<v Speaker 2>They used to look at me like, oh, suing, Negro,

713
00:33:53.119 --> 00:33:55.279
<v Speaker 2>take your little twenty bucks.

714
00:33:55.599 --> 00:34:00.839
<v Speaker 3>Father gives us one thousand dollars bands tell them were

715
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<v Speaker 3>not the pantas can come.

716
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<v Speaker 1>Brother, this was our nicknames. This is what damon damon crazy.

717
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<v Speaker 1>This is not on air, right, No, no, no, you're right, okay, no, no,

718
00:34:10.840 --> 00:34:11.519
<v Speaker 1>you can keep this on.

719
00:34:12.039 --> 00:34:13.599
<v Speaker 2>But I'm gonna I'm gonna say a word that I

720
00:34:13.639 --> 00:34:17.119
<v Speaker 2>think TikTok don't get mad about all right, So let's

721
00:34:17.119 --> 00:34:17.840
<v Speaker 2>see if they get mad.

722
00:34:17.920 --> 00:34:21.320
<v Speaker 3>We can bleep it. You can't. Oh, that's right, we're lying.

723
00:34:21.400 --> 00:34:24.519
<v Speaker 2>So my brother used to call tell his kids say

724
00:34:24.599 --> 00:34:27.360
<v Speaker 2>hi instead of saying say hi to your uncles, because

725
00:34:27.880 --> 00:34:33.800
<v Speaker 2>they go say hi, say hi uncle, poor Nigga and

726
00:34:34.000 --> 00:34:40.920
<v Speaker 2>my little nephew Mikey and damies, poor Niggas, nod Joe.

727
00:34:44.880 --> 00:34:50.599
<v Speaker 3>They sounded like some boon dogs kids. We should bring

728
00:34:50.679 --> 00:34:52.519
<v Speaker 3>that up to on Monday, is what you're saying. Yeah,

729
00:34:53.719 --> 00:34:56.920
<v Speaker 3>and I'm saying I can't say that.

730
00:34:57.559 --> 00:34:58.360
<v Speaker 1>How do we bring that?

731
00:34:58.719 --> 00:34:59.360
<v Speaker 3>We bring it up?

732
00:35:00.159 --> 00:35:02.119
<v Speaker 1>We have to play this back Tony his clips was

733
00:35:02.199 --> 00:35:08.679
<v Speaker 1>saying his thing right, and then what else?

734
00:35:09.239 --> 00:35:11.239
<v Speaker 3>I okay?

735
00:35:11.960 --> 00:35:13.599
<v Speaker 2>So me and Sean, my brother Dami used to bring

736
00:35:13.679 --> 00:35:15.840
<v Speaker 2>us out here on the summer in the summers and

737
00:35:15.840 --> 00:35:19.159
<v Speaker 2>we used to hang out with them, and we used

738
00:35:19.159 --> 00:35:22.639
<v Speaker 2>to hang out with our nephews and nieces, and my

739
00:35:23.440 --> 00:35:27.480
<v Speaker 2>nephews had these birds, little birds, some para kids, and

740
00:35:28.000 --> 00:35:30.719
<v Speaker 2>you know, I'm only birds I saw was pigeons. I'm

741
00:35:30.760 --> 00:35:31.880
<v Speaker 2>from the projects in New York.

742
00:35:32.000 --> 00:35:33.159
<v Speaker 3>You know, I know what it was.

743
00:35:33.239 --> 00:35:38.360
<v Speaker 1>Other kind of birds, I's.

744
00:35:38.920 --> 00:35:39.440
<v Speaker 3>And seagulls.

745
00:35:39.440 --> 00:35:41.519
<v Speaker 1>I've seen a seagull, little too, that's a dou I

746
00:35:41.519 --> 00:35:42.519
<v Speaker 1>thought the seagull was a dove.

747
00:35:42.639 --> 00:35:43.360
<v Speaker 3>For a long time.

748
00:35:44.159 --> 00:35:46.679
<v Speaker 2>I saw a pelican and realized, wow, I really don't

749
00:35:46.679 --> 00:35:52.079
<v Speaker 2>know my birds. I thought pelicans, I mean pigeons. What

750
00:35:52.239 --> 00:35:54.639
<v Speaker 2>you called doves was white pigeons. I was like, those

751
00:35:54.679 --> 00:35:59.840
<v Speaker 2>are like eco pigeons, the Constantine those are the Republicans.

752
00:36:02.119 --> 00:36:04.360
<v Speaker 2>I will not have you tell any model jokes on

753
00:36:04.440 --> 00:36:08.760
<v Speaker 2>this team. So anyway, I so we came to the

754
00:36:08.800 --> 00:36:11.440
<v Speaker 2>house and we see these birds. So me and Sean

755
00:36:11.599 --> 00:36:13.239
<v Speaker 2>take the birds out the cages and we go, let's

756
00:36:13.280 --> 00:36:16.760
<v Speaker 2>see them fly, and we kill the birds down the stairs.

757
00:36:17.000 --> 00:36:23.599
<v Speaker 3>It's birds. Yeah. Yeah. The birds hit the wall and.

758
00:36:23.719 --> 00:36:27.920
<v Speaker 2>Slid down the cartoon and Damian Mighty was crying, like

759
00:36:28.639 --> 00:36:29.599
<v Speaker 2>you killed our birds.

760
00:36:29.639 --> 00:36:31.559
<v Speaker 3>It was like, whind them birds flying?

761
00:36:31.920 --> 00:36:32.800
<v Speaker 1>They don't have wings?

762
00:36:33.360 --> 00:36:35.760
<v Speaker 3>What kind of birds you got? Well, they ain't got wings.

763
00:36:36.880 --> 00:36:42.360
<v Speaker 3>So yeah, I killed the birds. We'll bring that up

764
00:36:42.440 --> 00:36:42.760
<v Speaker 3>for sure.

765
00:36:43.719 --> 00:36:45.440
<v Speaker 2>That daddy was the first one to get me drunk

766
00:36:45.440 --> 00:36:48.119
<v Speaker 2>at eleven years old. But that's a whole other story.

767
00:36:48.800 --> 00:36:54.320
<v Speaker 2>Like come see me perform Tario Improv. December is uh

768
00:36:54.880 --> 00:37:00.320
<v Speaker 2>said night seventh and uh no, because I'm fin ain't

769
00:37:00.320 --> 00:37:04.400
<v Speaker 2>through Saturday on Friday Sunday too, So that's December sixteen

770
00:37:04.440 --> 00:37:07.400
<v Speaker 2>to night right in a right, So I'm man it

771
00:37:07.440 --> 00:37:11.159
<v Speaker 2>says December. I thought I was crazy the day wrong, Okay,

772
00:37:11.400 --> 00:37:13.880
<v Speaker 2>So I'm there all week and get your tickets hurry up.

773
00:37:13.960 --> 00:37:14.880
<v Speaker 3>I just added a show.

774
00:37:15.000 --> 00:37:18.639
<v Speaker 2>It's selling out quickly, and after this it's definitely gonna

775
00:37:18.920 --> 00:37:20.840
<v Speaker 2>sell out because how many dig we got on TikTok

776
00:37:21.239 --> 00:37:22.719
<v Speaker 2>come here, TikTok.

777
00:37:22.360 --> 00:37:25.639
<v Speaker 1>Man only I got four hundred here and how many

778
00:37:25.719 --> 00:37:26.039
<v Speaker 1>got there?

779
00:37:26.920 --> 00:37:29.320
<v Speaker 3>Yo, Marlin, really quick, six thirty and then.

780
00:37:29.159 --> 00:37:31.400
<v Speaker 2>I'm gonna be at the break I Prov next weekend.

781
00:37:31.440 --> 00:37:34.480
<v Speaker 2>That's Friday at thirteenth through Sunday to fifteenth, and then

782
00:37:34.599 --> 00:37:37.599
<v Speaker 2>Ox Not Liberty Live December twenty seventh through the twenty ninth.

783
00:37:37.719 --> 00:37:40.039
<v Speaker 2>Will you always defend at the Ox Not Liberty Line?

784
00:37:40.119 --> 00:37:40.280
<v Speaker 3>Yeah?

785
00:37:40.320 --> 00:37:45.920
<v Speaker 4>Will you always defend a comedian no matter the joke. Yeah, Yeah,

786
00:37:47.159 --> 00:37:52.840
<v Speaker 4>I feel like comedians have the right to bomb. They

787
00:37:52.920 --> 00:37:55.719
<v Speaker 4>have the right to say whatever is on their mind.

788
00:37:56.280 --> 00:38:00.800
<v Speaker 4>Now there may be ramifications for those actions, but I

789
00:38:00.880 --> 00:38:03.760
<v Speaker 4>don't think we should be afraid to speak our minds.

790
00:38:03.800 --> 00:38:06.440
<v Speaker 2>We should find because the whole purpose of telling a

791
00:38:06.519 --> 00:38:08.440
<v Speaker 2>joke is not to tell You want to tell one

792
00:38:08.519 --> 00:38:11.320
<v Speaker 2>joke that makes the whole world laugh, But in trying

793
00:38:11.400 --> 00:38:14.360
<v Speaker 2>to find that, you're gonna offend a lot of people.

794
00:38:14.480 --> 00:38:17.159
<v Speaker 3>Sure, right, and and and it's kind of like.

795
00:38:18.960 --> 00:38:22.360
<v Speaker 1>It reminds me of the movie What's the One with.

796
00:38:22.440 --> 00:38:27.920
<v Speaker 3>Liam Neeson Taken. Taken stand up is like Taken. The

797
00:38:28.039 --> 00:38:29.559
<v Speaker 3>comedian is.

798
00:38:31.760 --> 00:38:32.280
<v Speaker 1>What's his name?

799
00:38:32.360 --> 00:38:37.199
<v Speaker 3>Liam Neeson? The topic and the joke is the daughter.

800
00:38:40.400 --> 00:38:46.239
<v Speaker 2>I'm trying to rescue my daughter, and the audience are

801
00:38:46.320 --> 00:38:50.239
<v Speaker 2>all the people that are that stole your daughter.

802
00:38:50.400 --> 00:38:53.679
<v Speaker 1>They're the bad guys. And so I have a job,

803
00:38:53.760 --> 00:38:54.239
<v Speaker 1>which is to.

804
00:38:54.280 --> 00:38:58.360
<v Speaker 3>Get that laugh. And there's gonna be casualties along the way.

805
00:38:58.840 --> 00:39:01.400
<v Speaker 3>I'm gonna make some allies them meet some good people.

806
00:39:01.440 --> 00:39:04.920
<v Speaker 1>But along the way, I'm gonna kill a lot of

807
00:39:05.000 --> 00:39:06.199
<v Speaker 1>people and do a lot of.

808
00:39:06.360 --> 00:39:11.039
<v Speaker 2>Disgusting, terrible things because I gotta go rescue that laugh.

809
00:39:12.760 --> 00:39:16.840
<v Speaker 1>Casualties of war. So I cannot be mad at any comedian.

810
00:39:17.360 --> 00:39:21.760
<v Speaker 2>It's like when what's his name got canceled Michael Michael

811
00:39:22.719 --> 00:39:28.920
<v Speaker 2>Dude from Seinfeld, you get a bad knight, comedian.

812
00:39:29.000 --> 00:39:30.440
<v Speaker 1>The black man in me wanted to fight him, But

813
00:39:30.840 --> 00:39:31.840
<v Speaker 1>the comedian, it.

814
00:39:31.920 --> 00:39:34.360
<v Speaker 2>Was like, damn, that's a bad night when you throw

815
00:39:34.400 --> 00:39:35.679
<v Speaker 2>the N word out there and you don't get a

816
00:39:35.760 --> 00:39:37.960
<v Speaker 2>laugh with that. I wanted to hug him, the comedian me,

817
00:39:38.360 --> 00:39:42.239
<v Speaker 2>the black man in me wanted to choke him. But understand,

818
00:39:42.480 --> 00:39:47.239
<v Speaker 2>in this brotherhood called comedy, nobody understands what we have

819
00:39:47.360 --> 00:39:50.360
<v Speaker 2>to do right except for us. And so I may

820
00:39:50.400 --> 00:39:54.519
<v Speaker 2>offend people, but it's not gonna stop me. I'm sorry

821
00:39:54.559 --> 00:39:57.079
<v Speaker 2>you hurt, but I'm not sorry for what I did,

822
00:39:57.800 --> 00:40:00.920
<v Speaker 2>because we have this thing called the First Amendment, the

823
00:40:01.039 --> 00:40:04.960
<v Speaker 2>right freedom of speech, and we should use it right.

824
00:40:05.159 --> 00:40:09.079
<v Speaker 1>We should use that right as Americans to speak our mind.

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00:40:09.239 --> 00:40:12.119
<v Speaker 2>Now, you want to be respectful and responsible, but along

826
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<v Speaker 2>the way, I don't think a lot of comedians are

827
00:40:15.239 --> 00:40:18.599
<v Speaker 2>trying to hurt people's feelings. They're not trying to punch down.

828
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<v Speaker 2>We're just trying to fund find the funny because laughter

829
00:40:22.400 --> 00:40:26.840
<v Speaker 2>is necessary and the world needs healing. Laughter is healing.

830
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<v Speaker 2>What's wrong with our society. We have forgotten how to laugh.

831
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<v Speaker 2>There's not many comedies. Yes, all that stuff gotta stop.

832
00:40:36.000 --> 00:40:39.239
<v Speaker 2>We got to get back to laughing. That's why we're

833
00:40:39.360 --> 00:40:42.880
<v Speaker 2>doing Scary Over six because it's gonna be unforgivable, like

834
00:40:43.079 --> 00:40:46.239
<v Speaker 2>everything else we do, because people need to learn to laugh,

835
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<v Speaker 2>not just at others, but at themselves.

836
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<v Speaker 3>You guys planning on crossing the line.

837
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<v Speaker 2>We plan on doing what Walliams is do, which is

838
00:40:54.639 --> 00:40:57.920
<v Speaker 2>walk the line. So we walk the line very well

839
00:40:58.039 --> 00:41:01.000
<v Speaker 2>and sometimes you go over. But they know our heart, right,

840
00:41:01.199 --> 00:41:03.679
<v Speaker 2>our heart and our intentions to make everybody laugh. We

841
00:41:03.760 --> 00:41:06.000
<v Speaker 2>don't make want to make people feel bad. You know

842
00:41:06.119 --> 00:41:08.000
<v Speaker 2>the reason, Like with white chicks, you think white people

843
00:41:08.079 --> 00:41:08.679
<v Speaker 2>sit around crying.

844
00:41:09.119 --> 00:41:12.480
<v Speaker 3>I can't believe they made fun of us. You know

845
00:41:12.519 --> 00:41:16.320
<v Speaker 3>who loves white chicks, Paris Hilton and her sister love.

846
00:41:16.239 --> 00:41:17.159
<v Speaker 1>It white chicks.

847
00:41:17.559 --> 00:41:21.320
<v Speaker 3>You know how much white ass I got because that's right, Mary,

848
00:41:21.760 --> 00:41:26.239
<v Speaker 3>talk about it. That's right white. But I made pink

849
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<v Speaker 3>because of that.

850
00:41:28.719 --> 00:41:30.800
<v Speaker 1>With handprints, got a half white baby out there.

851
00:41:30.840 --> 00:41:33.000
<v Speaker 3>They was like, I want Tom, lets me in relationship

852
00:41:33.079 --> 00:41:38.360
<v Speaker 3>with you. I was like, sure, let's do it. Honestly

853
00:41:38.440 --> 00:41:40.519
<v Speaker 3>because people love the movie. We did it with love.

854
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<v Speaker 2>Everything legendary we do with love when we did That's

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<v Speaker 2>why Michael Jackson ro Keene in the letter because the

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<v Speaker 2>way we tell jokes, we're telling jokes to make the

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<v Speaker 2>person that was sending up laugh the loudest.

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<v Speaker 3>That's it. Thank you to check out all my special

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<v Speaker 3>I have one.

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<v Speaker 2>If you're doubting whether to come see my show, come

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<v Speaker 2>go watch my first stand up special, woksh on Netflix.

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<v Speaker 1>It is my second one, you know what. It is

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<v Speaker 1>on HBO Max.

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<v Speaker 2>Watch my third one, which is what's my third one? No, No,

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<v Speaker 2>God Loves Me, which is on HBO Match. Watch my

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<v Speaker 2>fourth one, which is Headliners with Me and my guys.

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<v Speaker 2>Uh and uh watch my fifth one which is on

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<v Speaker 2>Amazon Prime right now.

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<v Speaker 3>Good grief, look at you.

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<v Speaker 1>And I'm working on my.

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<v Speaker 3>Sixth and bel Air.

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<v Speaker 2>We got to watch bel Air, Watch bell House, watch

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<v Speaker 2>episode watch the whole thing so you know the story.

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<v Speaker 2>But for people that like to fast forward, watch episode

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<v Speaker 2>two and six on second season. You just want to

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<v Speaker 2>see my scenes or posted on my Instagram anyway, And

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<v Speaker 2>are y'all sending me money?

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<v Speaker 3>What does that mean?

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<v Speaker 1>When you get times eighteen times nineteen.

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<v Speaker 3>Y'all sending me money, they might be sending you money, well,

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<v Speaker 3>thank you so much. Oh y'all know I need it.

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<v Speaker 3>He's taking it, little damn please.

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<v Speaker 4>Usually celebrities log off because they're like, Yo, don't send

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<v Speaker 4>me money.

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<v Speaker 1>I want to buy them because if slavery come back,

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<v Speaker 1>they're gonna work for me. And the only thing I.

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<v Speaker 2>Would like to say is that look out for the

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<v Speaker 2>new movie Him coming out in September twenty twenty six.

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<v Speaker 2>It's gonna be a great year, and then twenty twenty

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<v Speaker 2>five September, and then Scary Movie six twenty twenty.

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<v Speaker 3>Six on its way.

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<v Speaker 2>Wow, you guys are started right seeing me now, these

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<v Speaker 2>little yes, sir, Come see me now in these little

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<v Speaker 2>little clubs, because one day it's gonna be really hard

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<v Speaker 2>to see me from far away. And them bad seats

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<v Speaker 2>at the Crypto Center, right, that's right,