Speaker 1: When your old career gives you lemons throwing some ice,
mixing some vodka. Colored a podcast from the Mac of
All Trade Studio in Fairport and driven by Victor Chrysler
Dots Gee Ram, It's Billified, the Bill Moran Podcast.
Speaker 2: Hello and welcome. Thanks for getting your pot on, Thanks
for telling a friend. That's how we spread the word
about the pirate ship. So Mark is turning fifty five
and we had a whole show planned for him.
Speaker 3: That you guys almost ruined last week. You're smart mouths.
Speaker 4: What do you mean? I had already laid groundwork, and.
Speaker 2: I'm like, yeah, smart mouths to get me, make me
a working right. And I got to say this because
I'm a little bit younger than Mark, not much like.
Speaker 4: You're little about thirty years younger, but he not if
I keep going the way I'm going.
Speaker 2: Uh. He fifty five is a weird age because it's
one of those ages where you're not old exactly, but
just definitely have googled.
Speaker 4: Why does my back hurt when I wake up?
Speaker 2: Or you know what I mean. He got some weird
shit like that. And Mark's a weird guy because he's single,
he's working like he's twenty eight years old. He's living
like he's forty one as a bachelor, and I don't
know he's done a lot of therapy. I say that
with love, uh, because Mark is probably one of the
most interesting men that I actually know. I would say that.
And he's not even here yet. I would He's not coming.
He's not He's not coming. You're kidding. You just got
the message. What the fuck?
Speaker 5: He's saying that the roads are too bad and that
he had to get off at Lyle. I'm I'm pushing them.
Speaker 4: Let me work her work.
Speaker 5: By the time I get there, it'll be after seven.
Speaker 2: That's fine, Fine, that's fine.
Speaker 6: Just do you say your gift will go bad?
Speaker 2: Yes, well I have. He wanted the Abbot's cake, so
I got him the Abbot's cake.
Speaker 3: We're still eating the ship out of that if he's
not here and that ship all day.
Speaker 2: We got him gifts because he bitched about the chief
thing I got him for Christmas, So I got him
that and Bill. Oh, I'm so glad because I feel
like I really would be like.
Speaker 6: Oh, Mark, I called Bill. I was really wondering what
to get you for your birthday?
Speaker 2: Yeah, Oh, that's fantastic. Yeah, so all right, and that's awesome.
Keep trying to push him to gum because then then
we also have one of the Morgan His real gift.
Speaker 4: Is here, my gift to Mark.
Speaker 2: And I think that I think that's the that that
was the best part. And uh, I don't understand what
the hell with him?
Speaker 5: I don't know because he had texted or he had
texted you earlier, and then you texted us. I was
at an eating so I just started being like, no, Mark,
it's fine. I had to drive here. I was working
out in Hilton today. I drove from Hilton to the city,
then the city to hear it's not that bad.
Speaker 2: I just said, I know you did it. And I'm
trying to tape the two fit chicks and all this
is going on, and I tried to and like they're
struggling a little bit when I shouldn't say that, but
with this one episode, so you're trying to help coach
them too, and it's like, yeah, so anyway.
Speaker 6: Them ruined this for us. But you know what, we're
gonna call.
Speaker 2: Yeah, we could definitely do that. We could definitely let's
call him and shame him.
Speaker 3: You you just be quiet, We'll shame him a little bit.
Speaker 6: Okay, we like we came here bearing gifts. Yeah, ready
for you.
Speaker 4: We all came from the West side except for Bill.
Speaker 2: Yeah yeah, uh yeah.
Speaker 6: Car, We'll have you be quiet.
Speaker 2: Un till it's time to not be quiet. Hey, you're
breaking my heart, buddy, dude, I.
Speaker 7: Don't know what to do. I mean, the little car
is not fucking doing it.
Speaker 3: It breaks up right around Silver State or Frontier whatever
they call it. This week, yesl Ballpark, it gets a
lot better.
Speaker 5: I drove from Hilton Mark It was not that bad,
and I'm sitting here with your gifts that I'm so excited.
Speaker 7: You don't understand what kind of car I have. It's
all over the road. I mean, seriously, I mean, he says.
Speaker 2: I don't want to come.
Speaker 7: When am I supposed to do?
Speaker 2: You're supposed to drive.
Speaker 6: You're supposed to drive slow.
Speaker 7: You're old, Okay, drive slow. I'm not going to be there,
and then he has to keep driving the way it
is out there right now, I'm not going to get
you a seven thirty.
Speaker 3: If you get your at seven thirty, that's fine.
Speaker 4: Yeah, we'll just do a second with you. We'll give
you your gifts. We got the cake you wanted.
Speaker 6: Yeah, the fuck I got something that.
Speaker 7: If I end up in a fucking ditch, you're getting act,
I'm gonna be really passed.
Speaker 6: Yeah that's understandable, but you're not.
Speaker 2: But how do you know?
Speaker 4: I mean, I don't know.
Speaker 7: I don't trust this car. It's a fucking little slide.
Speaker 4: What what's right? What kind does any tire?
Speaker 6: You just got a new transmission?
Speaker 2: All right, it's Marianne's juju. I think so all right.
I was just talking about you, just saying how I
think you're one of the most interesting men I know.
Speaker 7: But you know me, I would get there, just.
Speaker 2: Just get keep driving.
Speaker 7: I'm thinking over on Howard Road.
Speaker 4: Now, where's Howard.
Speaker 7: I'm past hour. I'm going towards Spencer for Road.
Speaker 5: Well, now you're gonna turn back around and you're gonna
come towards I'm gonna.
Speaker 7: Come, and I'm gonna sit. I'm gonna come for an hour.
Speaker 6: It's okay.
Speaker 2: We'll make it work.
Speaker 3: It's your birthday.
Speaker 6: I have a gift for you.
Speaker 4: I will even have we'll have the game that we
normally have.
Speaker 2: We'll do all of that.
Speaker 7: You guys are fucking killing me. I gotta get up
at fucking tomorrow two hours, Mark, I have.
Speaker 6: I have a lot of.
Speaker 4: Half tonight with Joe.
Speaker 7: I'll give my best.
Speaker 6: We'll see you soon, Love you good.
Speaker 2: He's not common, he's not coming.
Speaker 6: He's coming.
Speaker 8: That sounded like he was, Yeah.
Speaker 2: The other way. I don't know. I don't know.
Speaker 8: And I'm somebody that doesn't drive in I'm like fob
about driving.
Speaker 2: And get right in that mic, I'm foback about.
Speaker 5: Driving and s and I, Oh my god, can I
like talk about how nervous you get because Kara No,
Okara and I were pregnant together like both times, and
she got so nervous about like snow and ice that
she would have panic attacks when her husband was out
like driving or shoveling the driveway because she thought he
was going to like fall.
Speaker 6: Or get into a car accident and die.
Speaker 9: Really, that's real anxiety for you. Yeah, unmedicated.
Speaker 4: Yeah, I mean that's tough.
Speaker 2: It's crazy.
Speaker 6: Yeah.
Speaker 2: No, we let it, We let things, We let things
run away. God, that was so funny. When who slipped
in the marry in line? You you have to say,
like Mark at fifty five, being single, respect, I get it.
But the last serious relationship he had with someone was
a person in their mid seventies.
Speaker 6: Yeah, that's true. So he likes old, he does, he does,
and he likes some thickness.
Speaker 4: Yeah yeah.
Speaker 2: And she was lovely and I don't mean to but
it seems odd, right.
Speaker 8: Yeah, Yeah, that's an age gap.
Speaker 4: That's it.
Speaker 8: You normally don't see that.
Speaker 2: You don't mean.
Speaker 3: It's it's no different than forty and twenty.
Speaker 4: No, I'm not saying that.
Speaker 2: It's usually though, with men going older in that era, well,
you know what I mean to the next generation, so
to speak, a lot of guys like the older women
when they're twenty one and she's forty two. That's what
you're seeing. It's and I'm telling you, and now nobody
really agrees with me when I say it, but that's
the result of porn. I'm telling you, it's the result
of porn. I swear to God these things.
Speaker 8: I think it's the result of mom issues.
Speaker 2: But well, that could be definitely that. But I'm the porn.
Speaker 6: But I meant, well, that's true.
Speaker 2: But yeah, rookie, the porn want to be Oh God,
the porn. I I always think porn therapist. I think
that it's that's how you do it. Well, I think
it starts wait, like the mom like you had. That
whole stepmom thing was the biggest thing, was one of
the biggest genres for a while, the biggest genre on
in porn. And I think that all of that is
sort of translates to what we see today.
Speaker 4: But I don't know.
Speaker 2: But here's the other thing too. Women look hotter older today. Yeah,
you know what I mean, they're not. It's not my
grandmother's it's not even my mom.
Speaker 5: There's a thing of like the Golden Girls, like they
are in that show. They're in like their mid forties.
Speaker 6: Yes, like we don't. I don't look like fucking Betty Rose.
Speaker 4: No, you don't.
Speaker 6: Actually, yes, dog.
Speaker 4: Yeah, but mcclan I always gonna say she's m McLanahan.
Speaker 2: But even Room was like forty eight or something when
they did that show, forty seven, so Gedny was the
youngest of all, Yes she was. I know.
Speaker 5: It's so strange, like forty year olds yes then verse
forty year olds now.
Speaker 3: But there's a lot of forty year olds that look
like they've had way too much. Like it's obviously I
worked on like the botox and lips. That's just not
a good look.
Speaker 9: Well, if you do it correctly, it looks great. Yes,
but if you if you do it right, if you
overdo it, then it just looks terrible.
Speaker 8: It looks fake, it looks right.
Speaker 2: Yeah, I think that there's some plastic surgery that I
think can can look really good. And the one that
always pops up and she's I'm talking about the face,
the the the This person was not very popular. But
our former DA who has stepped down, she had a yes,
Andre Dorley had a deep neck contour and I'm pretty
sure they used her on the Quetella billboard driving in
with a before and after, like she just put it
out there and I'm telling you how to put got
it for free if you Yeah. So she had the big,
long turkey neck and that went away. She looked completely
different and fantastic and didn't really look like she had
work done, which I go, that's impressive.
Speaker 5: I know most my friends, I'll get botox, Like I
get botox right here and like in between my eyebrows
and my upper forehead. You should, I probably should, but
I also like don't want to look paralyzed.
Speaker 2: You know, Well that's what it does.
Speaker 5: Yeah, But there are some people who are like like
they are frozen, and that's not me. I've never had filler,
and I see so many people get filler in their
chin and their cheeks and their lips, and that's when
it really starts to look.
Speaker 2: The little much the lip one and I think they
just did a survey or something with men.
Speaker 6: I don't like it.
Speaker 2: I don't like the lip.
Speaker 6: Do you have it? I do you do? But you
don't have anything extreme?
Speaker 10: No?
Speaker 8: Yeah, no, yeah, I think right.
Speaker 3: I think if you do it when you have to,
when you smile at creeks, you've got too much.
Speaker 6: Yeah, there you go.
Speaker 2: I think that's a very pretty accurate thing. So should
we I don't know how to kind of do this
because Mark through sort of a wrench in the thing.
The way I had sort of hoped and pictured all
this going was I was going to have somebody escort
you in, and I wanted to film, have them film
you don't take this the wrong way from behind, so
we didn't see your face, but you walking in, maybe
your purse, maybe your shoes, and we would put all
that kind of into a montage of you walking in here,
and we find out Mark's coming in late. But I
do have a bunch of things that Mark said the
podcast about the Morgan Twins, and you have to know
that it is entertainment. But at the same time he
would come pretty hard. I prepared you a little for this.
Speaker 4: I mean, if you want to hear it, I do.
Speaker 2: Have it, and uh, let me just see I had
all right, So I have it right here, and now I.
Speaker 3: Did you put a statement from last weekend too?
Speaker 7: Or no?
Speaker 2: I don't. I didn't do this, Okay, I I well,
I'm gonna no, I'm going to put a little bit
of the blame on not being able to do this
on you, on me, a little bit on you, a
little bit on you. I had a colonoscopy on Friday.
Speaker 4: Oh, here we go.
Speaker 6: Oh, I know.
Speaker 4: I had a colonoscopy on Friday.
Speaker 2: And I did not realize when I signed up for
the colonoscopy that it was going to be done in Brockport. Oh.
I thought it was just going to be done anywhere.
So when I see, because I was looking to get
a ride there and a ride back, I'm like, oh
my god, it's Brockport. And I go to the person
who's gonna get me. I go, don't, don't don't drive me.
So I wound up having my ex my Jamison's mom
was in town, so she drove me out there, and
then she was going to.
Speaker 5: Be was already a pain in your ass.
Speaker 2: Yeah yeah, yeah yah y. So then and then Kevin
was kind enough to pick me up. So I'm in
there and I don't know if anybody else has had
this experience, and I'm looking and I'm going to try
to do a podcast with a colo rectal doctor just
to talk about this for show. Yeah for two for
two reasons.
Speaker 4: For two reasons.
Speaker 2: One that I think that it's very important that we
start to do this and we're seeing younger people have
it right, So I want.
Speaker 3: You to do the prep because there's people that are
more scared of the prep that I think the actual And.
Speaker 2: I have to put that together because I have me
going into my fault, me asking no, I'm going to
tell you why this is your fault. But then I
fucked up, so don't don't add don't worry to that.
So I yes, I have all that footage.
Speaker 4: So I go out there and I had done the
prep that.
Speaker 2: They told me about, which was like the half of
a bottle of Mirra Relax in the gatorade, the ducal
half a bottle of mir Relaxe half yeah, half in
one gatorade and half in the other.
Speaker 5: Was that the Mi relax that we just found in
the used clear lax or whatever? Because just when when
I go, when I guess max plumbing is good.
Speaker 6: If he was drinking the air well.
Speaker 2: I drank it here. And then I had class, so
I told I told the one of the professors. He knew,
and he made jokes about it all night long. It's
my friend who's running this class and this is child
in adolescents. So yeah, so like and I sat, so
I had a straight line out the door, but nothing
was really hitting me. Did you have a bag just
in case, a bag clothes? I did not. I did,
I did not, and I probably should have. Well, I
I was, I was, I said in the room because
he said something, I go, yeah, I'm afraid to even
sneeze right now. But I had four So during that
time I had four dukelas in me. I think they're
called as. I think it's softer, yes, And then I
had I had one gatorade with half a bottle of
Mirralax in my system, and nothing was really kicking in.
Speaker 4: Nothing was going on.
Speaker 3: What if you had mixed that mirror ax with a Guinness.
Speaker 4: That you need to clear liquid. We'll get to the guinness.
Speaker 2: So then I I so, then I do the other one,
and he's saying to me, it's probably gonna hit you.
At at one o'clock in the morning, I had what I
referred to as lake effect, A little bit.
Speaker 4: Of scattered here and there, nothing.
Speaker 2: Scattered showers out of the east. Yeah, And I went
to bed.
Speaker 4: It was just a few bands moving through. Just a
few bands.
Speaker 2: No, no, no extremely severe weather, no, no, no warnings,
no nothing. So I go to bed and I sleep
through the night, like through the night. I wake up
the next day. I get up and I'm like, oh
my god, I got to drink this. I got to
drink this other one. But six hours prior to the procedure.
So it's like eight o'clock in the morning and I
down that one.
Speaker 6: What time was your procedure.
Speaker 4: It was going to be at two.
Speaker 2: So I down that one and nothing's really going on,
and then I start kind of going but it's a
lot of liquid, right, yeah, A lot of liquid, A
lot of brown liquid. So I get myself together and
I go out there and I'm as I'm waiting for
them that I'm in the gown right, and I have
to go to the bathroom.
Speaker 4: So when I come out, the nurse says to me,
you know what was the consistency?
Speaker 2: I said, it is a liquid, and she goes, okay, good,
she goes color and I said, kind of a bagus brown.
She goes, oh, that's not good. That's not They may
not want to do it, but you're the last one
of the day, so I said, all right. So then
she is back and she hooks me up to the
IV and says, no, we're gonna we'll be good. And
then I have to go again. So now I got
to have somebody hold the IV bag to get on
the hook so I could get in there to go again.
Speaker 6: Asshole.
Speaker 2: And here's the thing. I'm naked under a gown that
is right, and it opened in the back, so I
look like everything that you never want to look like.
And here's here's the problem with me.
Speaker 4: I finally go, I don't fucking care.
Speaker 2: I don't care, right, I don't care, and I don't
think they care, to be quite honest with you, So
I balls are bouncing out I got look like cousin
Eddie sitters. Yeah, yeah, exactly. So now I get in
there and they're talking to me, and the and the
doctor talks to me, and they start administering the anesthesia,
but they're not putting me out out and want I
wanted to feel what is wrong with you? He was
the last one of the day. They wanted to get
the hell out of that. So I'm the last one
of the day.
Speaker 4: So then, but here's what's weird.
Speaker 2: I've never I don't know if this happened in the
last time or not, that he kept having the nurses
try to reposition me, and then he's he's and then
they're like pushing on my stomach to move my bowels
around so he can get the thing in there.
Speaker 4: And then he's powered.
Speaker 6: So now, so are you like squirting a little bit?
Speaker 2: I don't know, Oh, you're a squirter. So but listen, Laura,
this is the thing that's so fucked up. He's past.
So then now I'm sort of awake, and he says
at one point more pain meds for him, He's gonna
need more pain meds, but I'm not gonna but I'm
not completely out, so I'm watching this, and I'm watching
him basically powerwash the inside because there's some debris, not
a lot, but there's like a flake.
Speaker 3: I don't know, if there's a piece of gum, there's
a little bit of meat from a.
Speaker 2: Visa the corn I don't know. So I'm watching and
I said to him, did I not I did the
prep the way? He goes, No, no, no, you're good.
He goes, you may have to do two day prep,
like he goes, and he goes, You've got a really
tough colon. And they're practically fucking pushing on my stomach
and moving shit around and doing all this.
Speaker 3: Are you feeling it that they're pushing it? I can't
feel it.
Speaker 2: I'm I'm awake and they're doing and the nurses like,
you're such a trooper, you're doing so well. But I've
never heard of that. So when I go back, the
guy's like, you have a really tough colon, And he said,
do you get some bloating in things? I said, yeah,
he goes, you have a long colon, so yeah, I
don't know what that means. So but it was so
fucking weird, and I did feel sometimes like when he
would run into a corner like I could feel that
a little bit.
Speaker 4: But is there a chance that.
Speaker 3: You actually were out you were dreaming all this?
Speaker 4: Well that's the other thing.
Speaker 2: I don't know. But he did say to me, I
have a tough col on, and he goes, you may
want to use like some fiber supplement in your diet regularly.
So I'm like, okay. So then I leave and Kevin's there,
and they have to see Kevin to make sure that
I'm not driving. So Kevin's there, I get in the
truck and Kevin has a Guinness in the truck. So right,
So but listen, I've just had meds that I know
they even did a little bit more than they planned.
And they're telling you what do they tell you? You
were saying it to Laura before.
Speaker 3: Oh no, no, no heavy machinery, don't make major life decisions,
and no alcohol.
Speaker 2: Yeah, and don't sign any yeah, don't sign contracts, don't
do any of this. So so I have that Guinness
and then we wind up at Muntconnery's.
Speaker 3: The Montconner's was not my idea. Monconner's was your idea.
You're like, I'm hungry, let's go to Montconnery's.
Speaker 4: I was hungry. I thought we could eat there. We
could have.
Speaker 2: I just decided a drink your dinner.
Speaker 4: Well, on a second, you said to me you had
to be somewhere for a game, and we didn't have
time to sit down.
Speaker 3: I would have eaten at the bar, but I just
wasn't hungry.
Speaker 4: I figured there was no route at the bar.
Speaker 2: We would have figured out we would.
Speaker 4: Let me tell you something. Then I probably had four
or five there.
Speaker 3: Jesus chrazy, and you had three, okay, because if you
had car that one guy bought one.
Speaker 4: I bought one and you bought one.
Speaker 2: Okay, so then there's four, right, that's the total.
Speaker 3: You could have said, note to the one in the car, No,
I didn't know you weren't allowed to drink.
Speaker 2: I wouldn't have done it.
Speaker 3: If you weren't allowed to drink, well didn't Maybe if
you read your directions.
Speaker 6: He was out of it. That's on me.
Speaker 2: They did read that. I did read the directions, and yeah,
after we left Monconnery's. So now I go home and
then I'm just out until the next day. And the
next day I'm still feeling the effects of this, like
I'm dragging ass and nothing's really perking me up. I
got I'm doing stuff. I'm getting through the day. And
then Sunday I get the UH gold medal game. Yes,
so my son is like, hey, are we going to
go somewhere, My older son, Jordan, who's twenty four, We're
going to go somewhere.
Speaker 4: And I said, yeah, we can do that. And so
then I called him in the morning.
Speaker 2: He's like, I'm not really a wig. And then then
he finally is like, yeah, I'll go. And I get
a call from from a friend, Tony McCafferty. So I
go down to Mnconnery's this side and I wind up
face down on a pillow at like three twenty two.
I wake up. Yeah. Yeah. I went deep and long
and I go, this.
Speaker 4: Is what long?
Speaker 2: Yeah, and I went, I have to I have to
literally stop drinking because I don't think I can do
it anymore. I don't think I can stop. That's what
I'm saying. It's like, I don't think I can stop.
Speaker 3: See the USA Golden Mell game was good, Yeah, but
there was a better game yesterday.
Speaker 2: What was that Brady's team? Yeah, I saw the league.
I saw that.
Speaker 4: I saw them, and I have to.
Speaker 2: Officially say norm you're a better coach than Kaylee. Wow,
I don't know who they are, but then he'll appreciate that.
The uh so yeah so. And then I was just like,
you know, I'm like, this is done for the day. Yeah,
I was done for the day. I woke up in
a paddic at eight o'clock on I just slept through
all the way till Monday.
Speaker 3: I did mess what happened today and say, hey, don't
you have homework to do?
Speaker 4: You're at the bar.
Speaker 2: Yeah, And I have a ton of homework to do
and I will get it all done. I have rearranged
my week so I can.
Speaker 5: Do all So let's go back to blaming why we're
failing this semester. Really, let's talk about possible as an adult.
Speaker 2: Well, this is just it. And I was saying to Cara,
who is a licensed to social worker, I said that
I have had a really hard time with the self
exploration of this semester has been really hard on me,
and I find it really tough, and so I think
some of it is probably my avoidance stuff. I will
get everything done, and I will I will do fine.
And I made sure that I've cleared the time in
the space to do that. But I'm like this other
shit is like you can't you know.
Speaker 3: You know, I will report that he did say no
to o'connery's on Saturday, because I definitely text him me and.
Speaker 2: The yeah, and I like, I can't do I was
making meatballs for Jamison we were having you know, like that.
Speaker 5: That's why therapy is so important, is how you're saying,
like going back and looking at everything you're on.
Speaker 2: God, it is like you you look at I think
I never knew what self examination is. And maybe you
can even speak to this a little bit, how deep
you can really go on your life and you see
the things you did and how they affected other people,
and you know, you learn about attachment styles and all
this stuff, and you're like, oh my gosh, hard, what
did I do.
Speaker 9: It's why some people are avoidant of wanting to go
to therapy, because it, I think to some people means
there's something wrong with you, which there isn't.
Speaker 11: Right.
Speaker 8: It's hard work, you know.
Speaker 9: Sometimes I'll say like, oh God, I don't want to
go to therapy this week. I don't want to getripped
apart by my therapist. But it's actually, yeah, doing the work.
Speaker 2: It's doing the work. And I really think like the
whole thing with therapy is to sort of guide someone
to the ladder so they can find their way out.
And it goes to think about this on anything. You'll say,
I'm not going to give my kid a car unless
they're paying for the insurance. Why Because when you have
a little skin in the game, it's it's more valuable.
I'm not going to give you the solution to your problems,
but you find it your way out, it means more
to you and it's the best way to heal that stuff.
Oh absolutely, Yeah, So that that that's just been it.
Speaker 3: But let's let's take it back to self reflection real quick.
Speaker 2: Yeah.
Speaker 3: I may have given you one. I gave you a taste, yes,
but you could have said no.
Speaker 11: No.
Speaker 9: Lets you know, I'm sure that you need to work
on in therapy next week.
Speaker 8: Is why you can't say no?
Speaker 6: This is it brings up for me?
Speaker 2: Is that sobriety, No, it brings it brings up one.
I can escape and I can just have fun. I
love to play, I love to be silly, I love
to flirt, I love to do all this stuff.
Speaker 4: And when I drank that's it.
Speaker 2: But the bad part is like it fucks everything else up,
and I'm getting to a point now where I'm seeing
like there's no break. There's no break. At least he'd
be a ventriloquist too, thank you. Why don't we Why
don't we do this? Why don't we take a short break.
We'll come back and we'll play.
Speaker 4: We'll come back.
Speaker 3: We'll shit on car real quick.
Speaker 2: No, no, I don't want to shut a car half
the Morgan Twins. But we have comments Mark has made
about the Morgan Twins. That is Mogan.
Speaker 9: When you first start second I was second born again,
I was always.
Speaker 2: Twin to Okay, So we'll get to that, and then
I'd love to talk about a little bit about just
your experience. I know you've written a new song, an original, right,
and then I'd love to hear about just what it
was like being under those spotlights and getting all that attention.
That's amazing, yeah, I think, But we'll get to all
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Speaker 11: I'm falling.
Speaker 2: In Hannaut.
Speaker 8: Willy you sometimes on Sometimes You made Me.
Speaker 3: You can get this on Amazon Prime now I've found
sometimes the songs on Amazon Prime Music.
Speaker 2: Oh yeah it is. Did you know that?
Speaker 12: No?
Speaker 8: I didn't know.
Speaker 3: Whow God, this makes me just think of a high school,
you know, right, I forgive Joe Pocato's on Amazon. Maybe
they're on there too, and I just searched it and
I found it.
Speaker 2: Look at that.
Speaker 3: Oh you searched it after Joe Pocato?
Speaker 6: What's well?
Speaker 2: No?
Speaker 6: What was your final song in American Idol? You don't
think of the dance?
Speaker 11: Was it?
Speaker 6: Yes?
Speaker 8: I think all cried out?
Speaker 4: All cried out?
Speaker 8: That's an old song.
Speaker 2: I know, yeah, bum.
Speaker 8: No, you would think it is. It's I think it
was Allure alert Who's yeah?
Speaker 4: Did you have to pick?
Speaker 8: Yes?
Speaker 9: They gave you a list of songs, because I think
you have to get permission from the artist and then
you can choose from that list.
Speaker 4: Would you like to hear what Mark had to say
about about you on these shows?
Speaker 2: It's up to you.
Speaker 8: I'm ready, are you?
Speaker 2: Are you sure?
Speaker 6: I feel strong?
Speaker 8: Feeling good?
Speaker 4: Words and twins were in it with me for years?
Really favorite Mark?
Speaker 2: Is that why you had to have talented being?
Speaker 6: Oh? Yeah, that's what he does.
Speaker 2: Just see some untalented people A nice guys.
Speaker 6: Look at that.
Speaker 12: You can you can love them all you want, but
they I've never seen two people got so much credit
for being untalented.
Speaker 6: You can't they have four chairs turns.
Speaker 2: I don't know, it's true. I've not gotten note what
about the mortgage. Let's rip those people. But the Morgan
Twins people thought they had like talent comedy club. Don't
they do have to sing? They sing hip about worse?
Is going to see the Morgan Twins.
Speaker 4: Yes, I'm sorry.
Speaker 2: I would rather go to a boring, boring thing boring. Well,
all right, anyway, we had somebody pull the montage with different.
Speaker 9: Things to give you really, you know, well, it's when somebody,
you know, if he's saying, like, you know, I'm not talented, well, okay,
like obviously I can sing.
Speaker 8: I mean you know what I mean.
Speaker 9: Like, I don't think Usher and Blake, I don't think
all of them would have turned around. And enough people
in my life have said that that I'm like, yeah,
I mean I look at my sister and I'm like,
I think she's talented. If if it was comments like
about me as you know, my personality or outward you know,
if they were like I don't know, if they said
they're ugly, I don't to be honest, I think I'm
at a point in my life where I don't think
anything would bother me. I just I know too much
now as a therapist that I would be just putting
it right back where it belongs.
Speaker 8: But yeah, when someone says you're.
Speaker 9: Not talented, it's like, okay, like aim higher, like say
something that's actually going to bother me.
Speaker 2: You know that I don't.
Speaker 6: Doesn't sound.
Speaker 2: Now we'll see if he actually does show up, and
then maybe we can even we can revisit that. I
don't know.
Speaker 8: Now, let's do it.
Speaker 2: It's it's got to be for because it's weird, right,
And I love what you said about it's not my
howard appearance. I always think if you can kind of
step back, so many people now and I call it
like I use a sports analogy, right, I'm a Buffalo
Bills fan. If you attack the Buffalo Bills, you're attacking
me personally. Is how people are taking it. And the
team is no longer just sports, it's politics, it's anything.
And I see that a lot with people, and I go, boy,
that that seems to be problematic because it's almost as
though you can't just take it to something like we
could fix things if you wrote this a little bit
better or whatever, and it's always like a personal attack.
I'm the worst. I suck and it's hard. And I
don't know what that is social media stuff now, I
don't know.
Speaker 8: Yeah, I don't know. I don't know. Find everything is
such a personal attack.
Speaker 4: Well it's a.
Speaker 2: Personal attack, and so you know, and and I always wait,
hang on now hangings my boyfriend.
Speaker 4: Mark.
Speaker 7: Hello, oh Lord, to stop with the fucking tax message.
Speaker 2: On my way.
Speaker 4: I told her you're trying to drive very safely.
Speaker 2: What am I?
Speaker 7: What am I supposed to do? Answer your tax messages? Yes,
fucking Christ God, right now, Okay, I can.
Speaker 2: See the carrier dome.
Speaker 5: We love you for coming though, we'll see you in
five minutes. I was about to open up your gift.
Speaker 7: Oh Jesus Jesus Christ.
Speaker 4: All right, well we'll see in a few minutes.
Speaker 2: Keep the time side down. Wow before he gets here, Like,
I want to know what that was like for you guys,
because we see the television the edited it's well lit,
better lit than our studio is. And but for you, like,
what is that pressure when you go out there? Heart pounding?
I'm assuming, Oh yeah, yeah, I.
Speaker 9: Mean a lot of it's just kind of while you're
going through the process, it's kind of feels surreal, you know, like,
I don't know what the you know, what the outcome
of anything is. So I'm just kind of experiencing everything
as it is. But yeah, go walking out on that stage,
you know, and knowing that we were singing for you know,
Blake Shelton, Usher, Adam Levine, Shakira. My heels were so
high that I was shaking and I didn't even know
if I could stand up straight, you know, and then
you worry about your voice getting shaky. Yeah, and you're singing,
And those are the moments that I'm so grateful that
I'm a twin because I don't know that I could
have done that by myself.
Speaker 3: How stressful is the week going in to before the show?
And how often are you seeing the coaches?
Speaker 9: So a lot of prep, it says, blind auditions. You know,
you think they're just whipping people off the streets. Oh no,
all of the you know, you have, you have voice lessons, choreography, outfit,
you know, hair and makeup, everything, even how you're gonna move.
Speaker 8: Around the stage.
Speaker 9: And then you get you know, some time with your
with your coaches. And Cheryl Crow was there, which was like,
oh my god, with Blake and so yeah, I mean
it's a lot. It's a lot of preparation, and you're
in this hotel like you can't go anywhere, but you
wouldn't want to. It's like summer camp. Everyone's getting along.
Speaker 8: In the pool in the sun.
Speaker 2: You know. You don't drink?
Speaker 9: No, because well there was, Yes, that was exactly I
was gonna say. They they made a rule like no drinking,
and so I was too afraid to get in trouble
because I'm like, well, I mean I would have loved
to have had a drink.
Speaker 8: But yeah, I'm not risking that.
Speaker 4: No, you know, so you've come so far right.
Speaker 8: So I did not drink.
Speaker 2: But would you roll the dice?
Speaker 8: But the Swan Brothers did.
Speaker 6: You weren't even twenty one? Oh I wasn't.
Speaker 8: No, So was this the voice thirteen?
Speaker 2: Oh? The voice?
Speaker 6: Oh I'm okay, yeah, yes, wait no, that was that
was show because the voice.
Speaker 2: I'm like, no American A lot of people said the
voice did it right? Versus American Idol? Yes, which I
I don't know. Who were the judges when you were
on American Idol? Was it the original Randy Jackson, Paula Abduell.
Speaker 8: Simon Simon, Yes, yeah, you know I was on. I
want to say it was.
Speaker 9: Season two, so they were like just learning how to
do these things and they did okay, but I mean
right when when we did the Voice, I mean, everything
was thought out. We even got paid, you know, a
stipend to be there because they knew that people were
giving up their jobs to be there, and they paid
for your food so and you even had you could
sign up for like target runs and like runs to
the nail salon.
Speaker 8: Whatever you needed.
Speaker 9: So they really did it right, which and I don't know,
I'm sure American Idol is like that now too.
Speaker 3: I don't why do you think the singers are more
successful off of Idyl than they are off the Voice.
Speaker 8: I think it's just who showed up.
Speaker 9: I think the fact that Kelly Clarkson happened to be there,
she's amazing, yeah, you know, and Daughtry and I mean
I think it's just you know, I don't I don't
really know, because I mean Carrie Underwood, she don't really.
Speaker 2: Hear anybody from the Voice.
Speaker 3: No, that's yeah, done anything. But Idol's got some I
mean there's been more seasons, but.
Speaker 2: Yeah, and it is true, and I don't know if
that was what did the Voice winner get Do they
get a record contract? I I don't know, because the yeah,
I want to say, they lean on your stomach. I
think it's weird because I thought the uh yeah, it's
funny that I thought on American I know you got
to but you were under their contract for a couple
of years, so it's a little bit of a a
shitty thing. And then they also did a summer tour.
Speaker 9: Oh yeah, because well yeah, because I think, well, they
know they can make money off of it, but they
own you for some time. I mean, you basically have
to sign that you you know, won't you can't do
certain things even after after you're kicked off, Which makes
sense because I mean again like I get, you know,
paid more for gigs because I was on the Voice
so I use that to make money, you know what
I mean. So so I understand why, like if somebody
gets successful that they should have some ownership of that.
Speaker 8: But it's a lot, you know, you can't.
Speaker 6: You know it do a lot.
Speaker 2: It's tough because the uh and when I think about
American Idol, how far did you get into that whole
process with them?
Speaker 6: We made it to.
Speaker 8: Oh god, that was so long ago. We made it
to Hollywood. We were in Hollywood and we got we
got caught there. Gosh, it was so long ago.
Speaker 2: We idol.
Speaker 6: Well, yes, and they didn't do that. It isn't that
why they said, like, unless you guys were willing to split.
Speaker 9: Yeah, they didn't want to, cause I don't think they
knew what to do with it, you know, whereas like
the Voice, they knew, okay, we can get some talent
with some duet. So yeah, so we ended up getting
caught from that, but we yeah, we made it to Hollywood.
The thing is is you actually go through quite a
few of these, like cattle call auditions and then this
audition and that audition, and you know, like you are
so well vetted by the time you get there.
Speaker 2: Yeah, how long is that process? Because I think part
of the reason when you get kicked off, you may
be getting let go in August, but we don't see
it till the following may or whatever that is.
Speaker 9: Yeah, well because yeah, so yeah, I mean it's it's
really long. I think we RhI and I did for
the Voice. We did cattle Call to New York City,
then we made it to Jersey or it could have
been the other way around. Then they fly you out
to Hollywood. You're there for like a month doing all
stuff to do your blind audition. Then after that you
fly back home and you're not allowed to say anything
right about anything.
Speaker 2: So did you do your blind Do you do your
blind audition before you came back here?
Speaker 8: Yes?
Speaker 2: Okay, so you knew that you got a four chair turn?
Oh yeah, and you couldn't say anything and who you
had to tell? So no, no human being can keep
a secret like that. Did you tell my parent?
Speaker 8: I mean my parents? Yeah? I told my parents?
Speaker 4: Yeah, I mean I'm thinking that's what it is.
Speaker 2: Ye?
Speaker 4: Should we have her turn her chair?
Speaker 2: All right?
Speaker 4: Turn your chair?
Speaker 6: Video from over there?
Speaker 2: Yeah, I'm gonna try to get some video of Mark.
Speaker 8: Tell me when to turn.
Speaker 2: Turn around, turn to so you're foremost facing the wall,
and then that way we can. Let me see if
I can get my video going and we'll get some
Mark coming in here. Let's see.
Speaker 4: Let's see.
Speaker 2: Okay, I got the camera going, Laura's got her camera going.
Cars in position, let's see. Happy fifty five?
Speaker 6: My man?
Speaker 2: What is going on? Look? I don't think it's no
longer on this show anymore because of all this ship
he talks.
Speaker 8: Super nice to meet you.
Speaker 2: For a couple of times.
Speaker 4: Will you go sit down?
Speaker 2: Yes, ye, yes, yes, but we have all kinds of
so I'm so glad you made it in what that
was a lot of fun.
Speaker 6: Happy birthday.
Speaker 2: Thank you.
Speaker 8: I'm your gift.
Speaker 2: Now we we did play some things that you said, well, well,
why did I see anything? I'm going to use it.
I'm going to use the nick right thing? Do you
do with Josh Allen?
Speaker 4: Okay?
Speaker 2: Did I see anything that would really offend you?
Speaker 12: No?
Speaker 8: Because I know it's more about your insecurities than.
Speaker 10: Mine, exactly, exactly, A little bit, maybe a little bit
maybe yeah, maybe you.
Speaker 2: Know you know what? I didn't mean things out back
for the ivan?
Speaker 11: What the hell? Not for one?
Speaker 2: No, it's the all right, it's it's the whole forward
chair thing that was how long? Hey you finally got
one today? Yeah? I don't know, I just how do
I say some?
Speaker 12: All right? I was marked disols you're on wesh right, Yes, yes, yes, yes, yes,
And we talked about a little bit than we do
we do.
Speaker 6: Yes, are you on that?
Speaker 8: When RhI and I were No, okay, but you was some.
Speaker 12: Fair with Paul Cummings because I managed Paul Comings.
Speaker 8: Yeah, thank you a long time, Thanks buddy.
Speaker 12: Yeah, Molly, it was Mally Hatchet and all the guys
from the Bend and Mally Hatchet came out. They wanted
to see the girls.
Speaker 2: Yeah, that's the Hilton Carnival. No, it was and Penny
and I think, yeah, had you played Hilton.
Speaker 4: Carol one year?
Speaker 2: Yeah? They did somewhere. I was there. I was in
the zoo.
Speaker 4: Yeah, I always go to the zoo.
Speaker 2: Was it was el but I think it was one
of those things. Yeah, was it? Did you?
Speaker 6: Was it that made you cry?
Speaker 2: They're singing that made you cry? She's a talented one.
Her sister.
Speaker 13: If she would said she just said the opposite she
would have if she would have done in herself. She
went out in this pair all right, idle and to me,
if she would have went by herself, she probably would
have been a runner up on the voice.
Speaker 2: She brought her sister and she couldn't win, and her
sister brought her.
Speaker 4: Down in it with me for years.
Speaker 2: Oh really, favorite Mark, Why you had to have talented
be in Nick? Oh? Yeah, that's what he does. You
see some untalented people all right? Said drink that was
last weekend.
Speaker 6: Okay, because I was I talked about when you guys
were with Nick.
Speaker 3: Yeah, yeah, yeah, I should have held your ground and
stayed on Howard Road.
Speaker 4: Oh, we have to have the break. We'll get it
during the break because we got to get it out.
Speaker 2: Why don't you do this?
Speaker 4: Mark, there's just you, funk off Bill, there's just in
front of you.
Speaker 6: I mean there's Mark Kara too. But later you know
that's from Laura from Bill.
Speaker 2: Question and we and we know with Mark, like fifty five,
I said, it's a weird age. You're not exactly old.
And to ask my students if I'm all right but
in something but seven yeah old, I will say this
Mark has found a soft Nugai side of him, well
you know what I mean, like the soft center where
he's really good. Part of it may be I think
that's what they they found.
Speaker 4: Found the new uh. But Mark had his wild ears.
Speaker 2: I did. Yeah. Yeah, up until I was fifty, there
was a season. There was a chapter up until I
sold up until I sold my share a bed to Billy's. Okay. Yeah,
there was a version of Mark that made financial investments
in a certain type of entertainment. And I think that
that's amazing.
Speaker 6: Too bad it wasn't the voice, No, it wasn't.
Speaker 2: What are those four fuckers know? Anyways? What do you
mean he watched that too? What do you mean.
Speaker 6: That mar the Fouers? That would be his biography?
Speaker 8: So what do you do with seven year olds?
Speaker 2: WHOA let's be careful, let's be careful.
Speaker 12: I teach him uh through fifth good for you specialized
and I'm not supposed to talk about there on this
so alright.
Speaker 4: Well, I'm just saying that you have a softer side, right,
we always hear the harder side.
Speaker 2: We heard it here where he's you?
Speaker 4: You playing your Apparently there's no hard set.
Speaker 2: He was all just making jokes.
Speaker 4: It's just radio broaches radio.
Speaker 6: I did it because Matt, Oh, that's so funny.
Speaker 2: That's so funny. Why didn't you open up some of
these gifts? I don't play some more, play some more?
Mark while see may being late was perfect for you fuckers? Why? Well, yes,
because we had better ideas and we have when we
got the cake you wanted. You asked for the Abbot's cake,
you got an abbits one.
Speaker 12: Yes, well it makes up for the shitty Christmas gift.
Speaker 2: Well, open up your birthday gifts. I'm afraid to.
Speaker 4: Okay, I was gonna say this is me.
Speaker 6: Open up bills first, that's for me.
Speaker 2: Yeah, and we'll see. Uh. Why Look, you were very
upset with my my shitty Christmas gift. I got you
a cheese board didn't like it was fine. It was
the hot dog and the freaking uh cheese and the
crack the.
Speaker 4: Sausage, the summer sausage.
Speaker 6: It's crackers, yes, Amazon, ye oh my god, it's a
penis and larger.
Speaker 2: I have something to do in large. Now this is better. Yeah, Now,
this is what you're This is what I'm talking about.
Speaker 4: It's the Rubic's Cube of the world.
Speaker 2: Yeah.
Speaker 6: I've never seen Mark collects Rubik's cubes.
Speaker 4: So that's the Rubik's Cube of the world.
Speaker 2: And there you go.
Speaker 4: And then, uh, why don't you get.
Speaker 3: He's the least talented Rubik's Cube operator called Bill.
Speaker 6: I struggled with ideas, so I gave her an idea
for a gift.
Speaker 4: So much better.
Speaker 2: There's actually freaking food on in crakers freak Christmas. You
put no thought into that.
Speaker 4: I didn't.
Speaker 2: You're right, I didn't, because I have no talent when
it comes to Christmas gifts?
Speaker 4: How many turns do you give your gifts.
Speaker 2: To? A?
Speaker 1: Four?
Speaker 11: Four?
Speaker 2: Nice? Very good? All right, we we can we can
take a moment. We can get the have a little
cake for Mark and uh marking? Backpedal again, back back,
I'm happy birthday? Why don't we how about you have
to do it? Can we can we do this instead?
Speaker 4: What we'd love to see?
Speaker 3: Happy birthday? But how about who's got more talent? Karaokeo?
Speaker 4: She wins.
Speaker 6: I'm not talented, remember you know, let's do it. You're
more talented to me, though, Let's do it.
Speaker 2: No, you're more talented to me.
Speaker 4: I have more talent her thumb than you got.
Speaker 2: No, now you're being Now he was, he was part
of this whole thing. Nobody was part of this all day,
but you you were.
Speaker 4: I stood alone on this one.
Speaker 6: Come I was. I was always the one that you
know they are.
Speaker 3: Let's clarify. Your tugget's always been the mortgage ones. Mine's
always been dug.
Speaker 2: Are better looking exactly you are?
Speaker 5: You are very pretty and I've seen something both of
parts naked and definitely.
Speaker 2: I'm going whoa, my god?
Speaker 6: Wow again we've been friends for thirty Yes, it was
her bachelorette. I did get lap dances for my bachelorette.
Speaker 2: Okay, we need to find out more.
Speaker 4: Sounds like that worked out real well for you.
Speaker 2: It was great.
Speaker 6: Yeah, I did get divorced. They also sang at my wedding.
Speaker 2: Mark, any thoughts on why that last.
Speaker 1: They sang?
Speaker 4: They sang at the wedding?
Speaker 6: Was that the curse? They say that my sister's wedding.
My sister has been married twenty five years?
Speaker 4: Did you pay them their raiders?
Speaker 2: You cheap out? You?
Speaker 6: We probably cheaped out.
Speaker 2: We're like, f'm shields your money.
Speaker 4: All right, we'll take a moment.
Speaker 3: We'll get Mark some cake, karaoke, Mark and a little
no karaoke.
Speaker 2: All right?
Speaker 8: Well, well, well we sing together.
Speaker 2: I can't sing.
Speaker 6: How about you do the bottom.
Speaker 8: I'll take the top. I mean harmony.
Speaker 2: I like, I like going back to the We could
do a duet.
Speaker 4: I want you to a duet.
Speaker 2: No, but you do anyway, you can do the same
sound that they were just bumped with. Oh, fallen, fallen,
in and out of love. I can I don't sing.
Speaker 11: I just.
Speaker 14: I just freaking just about other people I can sing
better than me, That's all right, We'll take a moment.
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Speaker 8: Do you want me to release saying?
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bath day.
Speaker 4: Two You, wow it's gonna be a no for?
Speaker 11: Me Dog.
Speaker 2: WOW i thought that was pretty. Good who did the
run to the beginning when we're.
Speaker 4: Here that was. You, yeah, YEAH i did get red hot.
Speaker 11: And she can sing.
Speaker 6: Wow well he's still deciding.
Speaker 2: She's a talented.
Speaker 4: One this is the song you did On American, idol, Right, Allure.
Speaker 8: Well we did fall in, first and then this was In.
Hollywood oh In.
Speaker 2: Hollywood you. See here's my question, though WHERE i, Mean
i'm being serious about.
Speaker 12: This where were you going with being there two of?
You you probably knew you weren't going to go, far, Right.
Speaker 9: YEAH i think we were just hoping that they would
take us both because we were basically the same.
Speaker 8: Person right.
Speaker 2: Now that's, once that's what they call them. Once what
did they have? Sucked if one of you got and
what you? Didn't what would you have continued if it
was you and not your?
Speaker 9: SISTER i mean, yes because we both wanted, it so,
yeah we would have just supported the other.
Speaker 8: One BUT i mean would one of us have? Cried,
yes my, mom that was like her biggest.
Speaker 12: Fear weren't you told BY i think one of them
that you guys needed to?
Speaker 9: Separate, well, yes, up so people that had gone before
us that were duets were were told, That but we were, like,
well so we had the option it might be in the.
Speaker 2: Song, oh it might be in the song because everybody's, around.
Speaker 11: BUT i think it.
Speaker 2: Is, yeah it isn't the.
Speaker 4: Song yeah it's.
Speaker 2: EIGHTIES i don't think this was.
Speaker 4: Eighties this was like.
Speaker 7: A.
Speaker 2: LURE i wasn't it one?
Speaker 11: Twelve And?
Speaker 8: Allure isn't that who's saying?
Speaker 4: It just Said?
Speaker 2: Alure AND i just Said allure on.
Speaker 8: Here sometimes it's a it's a, duet it's a.
Speaker 3: DOE i want to see her sing a, song AND
i want to hear him singing end of The road
By boys To.
Speaker 8: Met that would be just try, It, markie just Try.
Speaker 5: Growing, up BECAUSE i was always closer With kara Than,
ran And cara would come over and we would like
perform concerts for my mom in the.
Speaker 6: Basement my sister would be, like shut, Up.
Speaker 2: Laura shut up With.
Speaker 6: Laura we would dress up in her clothes and put
on a.
Speaker 8: Concert oh my.
Speaker 2: God, yes.
Speaker 6: We would do it her third grade teacher.
Speaker 4: Too you did it for your third grade teacher in,
Class like we were like friends with our. Teacher like
she would come over to your, house she took, us.
Speaker 2: She took a Shopping.
Speaker 8: Yeah you know what's really. Funny i'm actually having lunch
with her This. Friday you are you so?
Speaker 6: Famous to?
Speaker 2: HIM i.
Speaker 6: Do oh my, GOD i love, Her YES i.
Speaker 8: HAVE i have kept in touch with. Her.
Speaker 4: Yeah does she Live was she like in your? Neighborhood?
Speaker 2: No she lived In, Webster, okay and she took you
guys on her. Way. Yeah she was.
Speaker 11: Amazing, no she was.
Speaker 6: Amazing this is this, again was thirty years. Ago the
things that you could.
Speaker 2: Do back, then BECAUSE i had a teacher that would
take us different. Places, right we would go to The
Culinary institute Of america and sit in the, back and
then we'd eat the desserts that nobody touched and stuff
because THE, cia, right some of the best. Restaurants and
then years LATER i was well out of high school
and my sister was coming through and a neighbor, earl
got drunk at a party and she texted him or
or called, HIM i think called him because he had
said if anybody has a, Problem i'm available, Whatever and
he came and gave that girl a ride home and
it was a big fucking, deal and her dad was
a state trooper and it did NOT i just, remember,
AGAIN i wasn't really living at. HOME i was in,
college so BUT i remember that being a big. Deal
and my sister is forty, nine so you, know but
it was just you're trying to help somebody stay. SAFE
i don't know's it's so weird because there's such a
risk anymore that people are afraid to do things, that
you know WHAT i, Mean like that really isn't out of.
Bounds it's not that out of. Bounds, WELL i used
to know the principle of the. Principle he lived right
behind Me samoa's line to get out of attention my.
Speaker 4: Mother why are you own his? Line he offered. Me
he's paying.
Speaker 2: Me that's, funny that's pretty. Good, Uh, laura we did
bring up bring this up last. Week there is a
dating app THAT i have been getting.
Speaker 14: WELL i only because Because laura's here last, week and
it's Called Pure pure p u R.
Speaker 2: E and it's supposed to be your wildest, fantasies no small,
talk no, whatever, whatever you're, into discreete, quiet like nobody.
Speaker 4: ELSE i started getting ads for.
Speaker 2: This i'm not sure if anybody else, did because we
talked about, it and sometimes you're bill, Right i'm still getting.
THEM i still get.
Speaker 4: It, Yeah and it, says, yeah it's, pure so you
just right like your.
Speaker 6: FANTASY i don't know how it.
Speaker 2: WORKS i have NOT i have not downloaded. It, no
this is like meet somebody, today, yeah, yeah or whatever
your fantasy is or whatever you're. INTO i got a,
fantasy oh, dear.
Speaker 6: But, right SO i could like just.
Speaker 8: Put it on the app.
Speaker 6: MARK i think it's uh car downloaded it. ALREADY i
think that this.
Speaker 4: Stuff is becoming more and more. ACCEPTED i MEAN i think.
Speaker 6: People are reading, more people are just talking about it
LIKE i. Do, YEAH i mean, AGAIN i.
Speaker 5: COULD i could hold this up and then go to
a therapist and be, LIKE i really want to get into,
voyeurism but my boyfriend.
Speaker 6: Won't BUT i just see it say it out.
Speaker 5: Loud Although joe this morning he's, like are you going
to talk about like your swinger. Fantasies i'm like, Probably he's,
like you, know the one Thing i'd let you do
is masterbrate in front of.
Speaker 6: PEOPLE i was, like, oh you in front of?
Speaker 4: People happy FOR.
Speaker 2: I always Like.
Speaker 3: Joe, unfortunately the person's messaging form of you is.
Speaker 2: Gonna Be, BILL.
Speaker 8: I don't know you were.
Speaker 11: What is?
Speaker 15: So what is voyeurism where you like watch people and
you want to be watched, yes, yes, okay, yeah, OKAY
i didn't know you were to be in a. SWINGER
i don't want to be a. Swinger i'm just. Interested
i'm so intrigued by the swinger. Lifestyle LIKE i sort
of want, to like JUST i want to shadow someone
who is and just like watch. Them yeah, yeah but
Like i'm, LIKE i don't want to do anything Without,
joe but LIKE i, WOULD i would like to have
some fun time next set and having some fun times
and be like you don't actually.
Speaker 8: Switch you, know, yeah, okay don't mean who could Kill?
Speaker 2: Joe she could have a lot. More let me ask.
Speaker 4: You let me ask you a.
Speaker 2: Question would you let some would you let somebody watch
you and your? Husband have?
Speaker 11: You, Mark i'm a.
Speaker 6: THERAPIST i have a reputation to, do.
Speaker 2: So you, are don't worry ABOUT i know not at all.
Speaker 11: Know what's.
Speaker 6: Coming my twin is she's in a relationship with a
girl right. Now maybe you want to ask?
Speaker 2: Her can we give her?
Speaker 3: Cale she But Kevin williams is, calling so, yeah, yeah
and then tell me what the weather is WHEN i.
Speaker 4: Leave that's, Right you going To Jamaica?
Speaker 2: Thursday, Yeah. Heatonism, Buddy, well here's here's the. Thing, yes
is In New.
Speaker 3: York hopefully clear it. Up SO i got the email
last night On. Thursday, yeah because everything's canceled to and.
Speaker 2: Tomorrow how about, yeah they Gotta i'm watching my sister IN,
dc my mom In, rhinebeck which is like ninety miles Outside,
manhattan and then my brother who's In, kennybunk all on
the family. CHAT i have not joined into this chat
because it's after a.
Speaker 12: While it's just missing this fucking. Thing So i'm they
got a ton. DOWN i Got, SOUTHWEST i got going.
Southwest it's just gonna take me To baltimore and then
too and so you.
Speaker 2: Switched, NO i have.
Speaker 12: Both so if If i'm gonna If Jeff blue was all,
CLEAR i will go On Jet. Blue if, not, THOUGH
i have this backup you. Have, OKAY i gotta get
the fuck out of.
Speaker 2: Here how did you have a? Backup did you pay for?
IT i just explained it to. You, Yes oh well
that's WHAT i. Mean so you booked two, flights, yes and,
okay what.
Speaker 6: If they both can?
Speaker 2: Can why would you put that out? There thinking about.
Speaker 5: But, No i'm just thinking about when we just went
To mexico beating the. SNOWSTORM i flew west to go
south because that's when everything was heading over. Here SO
i decided to have a layover In detroit instead Of
atlanta Or New york on the way down To. Mexico
and that was the best way to do, it BECAUSE
i had other friends who even had layovers In.
Speaker 3: Chicago what he just, said he's going around the storm To.
Speaker 6: Baltimore Is baltimore getting the weather?
Speaker 4: THERE i don't know they are they supposed to get more.
Speaker 12: Snow, no but it's just it's just a delay in
the backup In baltimore is not getting.
Speaker 2: Anything check, Today.
Speaker 4: YEAH, dc where my sisters.
Speaker 2: Wast my, son who lives In New York city and
he's six foot, seven said the snow was up to
his knee. Today walk around looking like a fucking. Yetti. Yeah,
yeah he was going to get coffee and he, goes
it was up to my. Knee. NOW i don't know
if that's because there was a plow. THAT i don't
have no, idea BUT i know What mark wants up
to his. Knee AND i know WHEN i say, PLOW
i JUST i just SO i.
Speaker 3: Don't, know but Ursus moran's exaggerating size.
Speaker 2: Again, yeah it could totally be. THAT i have no
idea the uh this is the book in two. FLIGHTS
i guess that's a fairly smart thing to. Do Jet
blue is going to Go can you cancel? One if you,
yes If Jet, BLUE I, GEAH i.
Speaker 12: Can If Jet blue, CANCELS i GET i get all that,
money we get all that money.
Speaker 2: Back. Ah that's Why i'm doing it this. Way if
you don't, cancel and Then i'll cancel the other. One
i'll get a voucher or. Something, yeah from WHEN i
ever go away over?
Speaker 4: Again right and?
Speaker 2: Southwest down, there, southwest you can get a flight for
cheaper than you can get a uber to The West.
Side we can like they were doing those fifty nine dollars.
Flights the ubers are like sixty five to get out to.
Speaker 3: Them but those are coming from major, cities not yeah.
Speaker 2: Flights SO i need someone to pick me Up.
Speaker 3: Sunday that's LIKE guardi THE jfk for fifty nine, bucks
pick you Up.
Speaker 2: Sunday you like a midnight at?
Speaker 4: Midnight, YEAH i know an uber?
Speaker 2: Driver, yeah me. Too Do you'll get a good set
back to The West.
Speaker 6: Side maybe he'll get a.
Speaker 12: Photo you know, what, what he's mad at me now
because of all this shit that's being talked about.
Speaker 2: Him how do you know you told ME i did
not you did.
Speaker 4: TOO i don't think he even knows he told me.
Speaker 12: That you said he was all upset BECAUSE i said
he wasn't.
Speaker 2: Funny he's.
Speaker 5: Not oh this Isn't i'm like you Calling kara not,
talented Because kara. Is you're just saying That doug's not.
Speaker 12: FUNNY i, mean there's people who think That doug's, funny
and we don't think he. Is there's people who think
That Mortgange twins are. Talented there's people that Know.
Speaker 8: Mark everybody thinks The Mortgage wins are.
Speaker 6: Talented, okay, yeah but it's.
Speaker 2: Six people at The Long Pond pub that Think doug's. Funny, yeah,
Well doug has a. Moment she could be. Funny he
overdoes it. Though he is funny, Though, yeah but he overdoes.
Speaker 4: It you think he overdoes?
Speaker 2: It, yeah don't you think? So at? Times? YEAH i
think even if he, stopped he would be. More, yeah
he could be pretty good off the, cough but you're.
Speaker 3: He stopped telling. Jokes service stops and. Stories he stopped.
Speaker 4: BREATHING i don't know what you want You oh my.
Speaker 2: God he's In florida now right, now it's And. Caicos oh,
yeah that's Not. Florida that is Not. Florida, no it's
not what's gonna happen down To. Jamaica what do you
mean what's gonna? Happen, well it's not hedonism or, anything, Right,
No i'm just going for a fortieth birthday. Thing what
are you talking?
Speaker 4: ABOUT i don't.
Speaker 2: Know it could be.
Speaker 4: Fun laura wants to go To.
Speaker 6: Jamaica i've been To. Jamaica it's don't.
Speaker 2: Even let me know what that even is BECAUSE i
don't want to.
Speaker 12: Go i'll go find, it.
Speaker 2: Will you will go find? It you will go find. It,
YEAH i mean it's it's Basically laura's count but on
the island for a week or. Something laura wants to
go TO.
Speaker 6: I KNOW i was talking about that.
Speaker 2: Today you, were, yeah, yeah and and any?
Speaker 4: Takers?
Speaker 6: Yeah, no but OH i.
Speaker 5: KNOW i, WELL i was telling one of my friends
WHO i sort Of he's someone WHO i prefer. Like
he does house clear outs with. Me so it's someone
Who i've known professionally for a few years and we
just started talking about it today AND i was, like,
YEAH i really wanted to go to a sexpart sex
club In october In toronto With joe and he's like
he won, it AND i was like, No he's, like,
FUCK i would have. Gone i'm like, yeah but he's, like,
yeah my girlfriend wouldn't.
Speaker 6: Be someone we'll.
Speaker 5: Go it's like in every, RELATIONSHIP i think there's, yeah
one person who would be more willing to go and
one person, whoa, whoa.
Speaker 2: WHOA i just had the camera on Your but let
me ask, you as a, therapist do we not handle
sex well in this? Country and by, THAT i Guess
i'm saying it, Poorly but WHAT i mean it's, like
in terms of sexual, education, openness the reality of, things
the shame that we put on, it shame really, big big.
Speaker 4: Yeah BUT i think even like that is the shame.
Speaker 9: People to carry with, it, Right we're like we're literally
like wired to want that and, that and there's so
much shame put on.
Speaker 8: It, yeah AND i think we.
Speaker 9: Don't allow people to express themselves in that way without that.
Speaker 8: Shame.
Speaker 2: Right, yeah there's a lot of judgment that goes with.
Stuff that's, why LIKE i think that seeing this pure,
APP i find it interesting in that it's In laura's
crowd or, fault but the pure APP i find it
interesting in that it seems like things that were once
taboo are now sort of being spoken about more, openly
making people more. Accepted and the one there's a woman
THAT i have followed on on TikTok attractive woman in
an open, marriage and has talked about AND i thought
this was such a, powerful powerful thing that she. Said
AND i, go, boy every married person should hear, this
because what she said is ANYTIME i go on a
date with my, husband it becomes an itinerary of who's
getting the kids to, wear when a, house what are
we having something, fixed who's come and when all That
every date goes to. That she, said WHEN i go
on a date with someone, ELSE i am not a
mom for that. Period i'm not a wife for that.
PERIOD i get to talk about the latest BOOK i
read that was very interesting to, me or a movie
THAT i wanted to, see or talk about music in
my favorite, song AND i don't have. To AND i, went,
yeah there's the, Key because we start.
Speaker 11: To lose.
Speaker 2: That part of, ourselves and it happens but AND i
think if you have a true. Partner but that's that's
the hard, part is finding the true partner who's gonna
listen and not get tired of the, bullshit so to.
Speaker 9: Speak, Right AND i think men and women have a
hard time because we're it's like two different. SPECIES i
always say women need other women in their life to
meet their emotional, needs no offense unless you're a highly emotionally.
Speaker 6: Intelligent women are way more emotionally.
Speaker 9: Intelligent and then And i'm an identical, twin so we're
literally like. Soulmate it's the, definition, right like everything that she,
LIKES i, like you, know every, song EVERY i mean
everything except.
Speaker 8: That i'm not a lesbian right now.
Speaker 2: Right.
Speaker 8: Now so it's it's definitely.
Speaker 9: HARD i MEAN i BUT i think that that makes
it very, hard you, know because my twin is, like
that's my.
Speaker 8: Soulmate and then you have my. Husband you, know it's it's.
Everyone you, know everyone's got to fit.
Speaker 6: IN i have to take a photo The.
Speaker 2: Pierre are you really putting something?
Speaker 6: Up i'm just going to.
Speaker 3: See you need to get this? App tell your fantasy is?
Speaker 2: Stuck what is?
Speaker 6: Stuck?
Speaker 4: Stuck? Porn but is?
Speaker 11: Stuck so.
Speaker 2: Stuck porn was this thing THAT i used to get
such a kick out of WHEN i was more into watching.
Porn but would be like the hot step mom who
is looking for her phone and it slips down the couch,
cushion but she's only in her panties or, something or
she reaches into the dryer and she's, like, oh and
she can't get her arm out and she's just in.
Panties and then the step sunn comes, Down, yeah because she's,
stuck and then he takes advantage of her inability to do.
ANYTHING i wonder if if the problem isn't so much
our taboo to talk about those, things what is it
Our AND i think this has changed a little, bit
but how men are, raised how boys are are. Raised you, know.
Speaker 9: It's all our cultures are. Sick culture's. Fault, yeah you
know you're you guys are. Taught you, know you don't,
cry you don't you, know you got to be. Tough
and then we're just told to hate our, bodies ourselves.
Speaker 2: Everything so, yeah AND i ALWAYS i don't know how
you reverse that a little, bit because it is there
is something, about LIKE i think for most, people a
man right and you and you like to have someone
who some women want a man to kind of do
a lot of things be a, man and but not
so much the emotional. Stuff and yet they do they want, that,
right you. KNOW i always tell, GUYS i think the
one thing THAT i never did and you you learn
from your. MISTAKES i think those are the best ways we.
Learn AND i, think like a lot of, times pick
up on the cues that they're, saying sometimes even if
it's just a. Conversation AND i remember being with somebody
and they had a spoon rest that broke and had
An irish saying on. It and THEN i went and
found that and waited a couple of weeks and, said,
oh by the, way and it was like the biggest.
Thing AND i think IF i spend fifteen dollars on,
this it was all. Right but it was the biggest
thing because you.
Speaker 8: LISTENED i was just gonna, say you, listened you.
Speaker 3: HEARD i need to interrupt you for a. Second we've
had two gats and three half forward ass down.
Speaker 2: HERE i, know what are? You?
Speaker 5: God, OH i JUST i pull it, Off, mark And
i'm Just i'm just grousing just to see. Okay and
the first few people were not good looking at. All
but it says like turn on anything but boring or
these People i'm a Dumb, yes this guy is in iron.
Too quite another guy SAID i love eating. PUSSY i
love to stimulate your.
Speaker 6: Mind but will my tongue? Reach but then there's.
Speaker 2: One hot line right there.
Speaker 4: That is a great.
Speaker 5: Line all the guys are not good, looking except for
the one guy THAT i saw AND i was, like,
yeah he's.
Speaker 6: Hot, Bulldog i'll take the.
Speaker 7: Dog he is a bull.
Speaker 4: Dog wait he put a dog in his? Picture, yeah
it just.
Speaker 6: Works see you see what just. Happened look at this
man though he's a good looking.
Speaker 8: Man wait is he the one here or in the?
Corner oh, NO i.
Speaker 6: Don't want anyone to see blonde. HAIR i should have
put put up a Fake.
Speaker 2: Oh, Okay oh this is the guy and what is he?
Speaker 4: Into?
Speaker 6: Scroll you can? See how do you?
Speaker 4: Scroll just?
Speaker 6: Up no side to.
Speaker 4: Side podcast and.
Speaker 2: Casual dominant looking for a vibe three miles away on vibe.
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Speaker 6: Were, Single i'd be, like, Hey, DOMINANT i.
Speaker 2: Guess so you want through a birthday party for his?
DOG i know what dog's got on your own? Hat
we didn't even Get mark a had for his fifty fifth.
Birthday car is gonna sit out? Him oh, wait hold,
ON i already have a.
Speaker 6: MESSAGE i got to delete this ship from.
Speaker 3: Him can we hear the?
Speaker 8: Message what is the? Message?
Speaker 2: Said read the?
Speaker 5: Message just AS i work Near, Roches. Rochester so he
had to, Say, hi? Gorgeous was that him with the?
Speaker 8: Dog?
Speaker 2: No would you put the?
Speaker 6: Picture look more Like mark for the size queens six.
Three let's. See let's see a photo of.
Speaker 2: Him, oh he's The.
Speaker 4: Chicago the garbage man over.
Speaker 6: There oh he's he's. Cute IF i were, Single i'm.
Speaker 8: Not i'm.
Speaker 6: NOT i should probably delete the you Need we're going
to delete, it, right.
Speaker 2: We Did Mark, jo we did the marks.
Speaker 4: Phone this is this is trouble in the palm of your. Hand,
yeah all, right we'll take them. Moment should we do
our game when we come?
Speaker 2: Back? Yeah all?
Speaker 4: Right and uh do we?
Speaker 6: Do? Uh dry the seat over? Here Esus?
Speaker 2: Christ team in here?
Speaker 6: Again WELL i found my king for the.
Speaker 2: Night But i'm.
Speaker 6: Done.
Speaker 4: Okay, wow you really are turned on by?
Speaker 2: This?
Speaker 5: Yeah like seeing a hot man be like? Dominant, like,
yeah aren't they all kind of?
Speaker 6: Dominant do you remember my ex.
Speaker 2: Husband, Okay, Okay, Mark you're, like, YEAH i got. It all,
Right we'll take a, moment we'll come, back we'll hear
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Speaker 16: Know they say you can't go home. AGAIN i just
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in that little back. Bedroom it's WHERE i did my
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Speaker 8: Guitar there you. GO i bet you didn't.
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but by themselves, there they're. Beautiful that was.
Speaker 4: Beautiful you really did.
Speaker 2: Santastic you're sitting here on the stop your, sisters we're
making me. Uncomfortable AND i thought that was great because
that Is Miranda lambert who was married To Blake shelton.
Speaker 12: And he cheated With fun he.
Speaker 4: Did didn't she go a little crazy?
Speaker 2: Too did he cheat With?
Speaker 4: GWEN i, DON'T i don't, KNOW i don't.
Speaker 6: Know let me call him this.
Speaker 2: Way let's put it this. Way, yeah they worked on
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OH i don't know.
Speaker 6: THAT i, MEAN i hope she.
Speaker 2: Was it's Freaking laura. Talking.
Speaker 9: NO i, well SO i don't even know. Who was
It Jay leno or? Something they had him on that?
Speaker 8: Show they Had blake or.
Speaker 9: Whatever Jim, Blake, yes and they put our picture up
because he was talking about his team and who's on his,
team and he was looking at the picture and goes.
Speaker 8: AND i think it Was jay asked him a question
and he was, like what what you?
Speaker 9: Know so it was kind of like you, know and
So i'm, like Oh, GOD i, MEAN i, HOPE i Hope,
miranda if she even knows WHO i, AM i would.
Speaker 8: DIE i love. HER i love her so much.
Speaker 2: So as the possibility to.
Speaker 5: Know BUT i felt like there was a comment or
something that he said on the show and he was, like,
Yeah miranda like, that LIKE i couldn't look at that
more or.
Speaker 11: Whatever, YEAH i.
Speaker 4: Know, also it definitely could.
Speaker 2: Be but sometimes there's you, know LIKE i always say,
this and people in my life would get very, upset
BUT i would always Go kidder's never kid like in some,
way there's a little bit of truth to what they're.
Saying so that could be that she, said you, KNOW
i don't want you to looking at these these. WOMEN
i can't imagine being that. Insecure AND i don't, know
we're going to step up your.
Speaker 11: Game.
Speaker 2: Miranda, WELL i.
Speaker 9: Mean and she's, amazing BUT i don't want to spread.
Rumors BUT i think he ended up getting with. Her
that she was touring with him and he was, married
and They, yeah So blake is.
Speaker 2: Being just being. Blake these country.
Speaker 12: GUYS J snelldean freaking. Married he hits it. Big he
freaking dumps his wife for some girl On American. Idol
yeah what, Yeah oh she stood by she should by.
Him she stood by him the whole. Time all of a,
sudden you, know he makes it. Big he's Watching American.
Idol he calls up his manager, whatever and he, SAYS
i want to be. GOES i want to meet that
girl that's his.
Speaker 2: Wife, now, yeah Well i'm sure his ex wife has
got one hundred and forty million.
Speaker 4: Reasons, YEAH i mean that that may be. True but,
still oh, yeah WELL i could see where these people.
Speaker 2: Though you're on. Tour you, know, Hey boycott of the,
pointers he's been around the, game come on into my you,
know my bus or. Whatever AND i got so.
Speaker 8: CHARMING i, mean he was so. GREAT i actually yelled to.
Speaker 9: Him we were we were leaving a practice and our
team was in the van and he was walking into
the studio AND i, said, hey, sugar you're looking for
a day and he, goes take, me take me with, you.
Speaker 8: So like he just liked to have, fun you, know
but he Definitely, yeah he.
Speaker 12: Drinks he, Drank he drinks On he drank on the.
Show HE YEA a lot of people don't know. That
so you see the two hours and you see the
thing he would say he would get.
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mortgage is what he's trying to.
Speaker 6: Say he was the first one he was.
Speaker 2: Hammered, Yeah oh, WOW.
Speaker 4: I didn't know that he.
Speaker 2: Was he was drinking on the. Show he seems like
a very, nice down to earth, guy but somebody that's
very relatable BECAUSE i DON'T i don't know he's if
he's considered good looking or.
Speaker 3: NOT i have No the coaches when, yeah with the,
coaches when you were IN.
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Shakira Adam levine And blake, Okay but you had Wanted
Christina oh she had been on yes and YEAH i love.
Speaker 2: Her, Yeah kevin is a game where we have to
come up with the, song the, artist the, title and
then the.
Speaker 4: Year, okay and there's.
Speaker 3: One in there That i'm going to give extra points
because there's it's a, Duet i'll give five for.
Speaker 4: Each so what so you just have to write DOWN
i gave you for over here IF i gave her card.
Speaker 6: TO i, thought this is like music.
Speaker 8: TRIVIA i love.
Speaker 9: THIS i went to music trivia once in my life
and it was the funnest Thing i've ever.
Speaker 6: Done joe AND i love music, trivia so this is
kind of almost but you gotta. Yeah that's the thing
is he wins every.
Speaker 2: Time so it's five points if you get the artist
five any. TIME i knew that was. Going it's five
points for the, artist five points for the song, title
and ten points for the.
Speaker 4: Year so you can get twenty points per, song and
we do like eight.
Speaker 3: And the last song is from a movie, soundtrack so
you get extra points if you can name a movie.
Speaker 4: Soundtracks i'm gonna Get Smutch.
Speaker 12: Bill bill looks at people's fea And.
Speaker 6: KARA i don't know a, lot SO i just guessed the.
Year HELLOW.
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Speaker 6: Go you do that every week.
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states go for a minute. Understand i'll tell you what
thing you tell me. About there we are and many that.
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Speaker 11: WAY i need to.
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another every.
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Speaker 11: Song there's, more, honey but it's always back to.
Speaker 2: You.
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Speaker 11: Your momp.
Speaker 6: Soul we're way, younger don't you.
Speaker 2: Away i'm closer to you guys THAT i am now
And i'm sounded good.
Speaker 11: MAN i love.
Speaker 2: You this was the two. Webs i'll give you a
point to each.
Speaker 4: SINGER i don't let it go for a.
Speaker 2: MINUTE i last night couch guys saw the living through
these birdshiney was my cool. Sober you didn't like.
Speaker 11: That i'm team home.
Speaker 6: And blady to a song for the, winter And i'd
be working. Hard can't you give me some? Space that
had a shock drunk every? Friend, yeah, Yeah i've heard of.
Speaker 11: That listen to, friends but it just.
Speaker 6: Makes me miss you. More spend all that money drinking
MY o and the largest, sales living my and, hockey
second Chasing werty DO i talk? ABOUT i have to
want to ready count.
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won the world? About? Sir got less talent than The
Moran twins, Husband oh to you who said sh let
it be? Me? OH i could see The Mortgage twins
doing the lady part of the.
Speaker 11: Song you love this.
Speaker 2: SONG i gotta be.
Speaker 6: HONEST i can make you. SMART i understand, you double combat?
Speaker 7: You is that one.
Speaker 11: A mass?
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Speaker 2: This i'm all right it ship did you?
Speaker 11: Make and there's in front of my.
Speaker 4: Three with softball.
Speaker 6: Around?
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Speaker 11: We get to make sings and from the.
Speaker 2: Outcome but mind, you my sad it's sony.
Speaker 11: Change i'm just getting.
Speaker 2: Buried you don't know who this. IS i, Mean i'm
not in my front right.
Speaker 6: Now group in a small town and one more. FALL
i just stare around my, week thank, god because you
can't sing all the time here and they're always, like shut, Off, laura.
Speaker 12: Shut?
Speaker 2: Up but why the last?
Speaker 6: One we can't even think? Of who is the same
that the last.
Speaker 2: One of the.
Speaker 3: Movie question ires two different. Movies i'll take as the
answer for the sound trip. AN i saw this bed
this summer. Too they are very, actually very very.
Speaker 2: Good CARE.
Speaker 12: I have had the name, right swing Sweet swing this
movie that's not A tv.
Speaker 2: Show it, was but it's not YOUR tv. Show questions
did you? Good?
Speaker 11: Question Ex, no.
Speaker 2: When you miss your, softball you get.
Speaker 6: Nothing do we just say the movie for that? One?
Speaker 3: Yeah that's what everyone save? Us all that also get.
Extra you want to write the movie?
Speaker 2: Too so band? Title all? Right should we let the
birthday boy go?
Speaker 4: First It's Blue, Travelers Blue. TRAVELER i don't know the song.
Speaker 2: Name it's sineteen ninety.
Speaker 4: NINE i wrote Run. Around it is not run.
Speaker 6: Around oh but, anyway but Anyway Blue.
Speaker 3: Traveler oh, yeah nineteen NINETY i wrote ninety four ninety.
Speaker 2: Three SO i only got five.
Speaker 6: Points it's five for, singer.
Speaker 4: Five for, title five for, singer ten per. Year anybody
got a shot on? This meat's got this.
Speaker 6: One it's oe r turn the car, around AND i
guess twenty seventeen it is.
Speaker 3: Shattered princess's turned the car Around FROM oar two thousand and.
Speaker 4: Eight oh, Gosh oar of A.
Speaker 2: REVOLUTION i did NOT i.
Speaker 6: Saw them at The State fair this. Year that's, right,
Yep i've seen them right.
Speaker 4: One i'm still sitting at five. Points, Okay, mark this
is for.
Speaker 11: YOU i have no.
Speaker 4: IDEA i, said you're so, Fine Ray, CHARLES i have no.
Idea nobody else says a.
Speaker 6: GUESS i, Said Chuck, berry it is, yours so.
Speaker 2: Fine, robinson you're so. Fine you got points for? That Ronnie,
wood no shit.
Speaker 4: From Ronnie wood from The Rolling, wait what was?
Speaker 6: It twenty twenty?
Speaker 2: Five Ronnie wood The Rolling, stones twenty twenty?
Speaker 5: FIVE i wrote nineteen seventy, Six Jackie robin, FRIEND, i.
Speaker 2: So you missed your.
Speaker 4: Softball i'm pretty sure he missed.
Speaker 2: SOFTBALL i wouldn't Pick ronnie's sounded, like, Yeah i've got
ten points here sotal so? Far so DO I i got?
Speaker 6: Fifteen thank?
Speaker 2: You.
Speaker 6: OAR i know the, song BUT i couldn't think, SO i,
Said keith.
Speaker 2: Carry out or would drinking on my? Own AND i
put twenty Sixteen pink it is pink And Keith urban
And Keith urban it Is? Keith DO i get to
get the song a?
Speaker 6: Concert what the?
Speaker 4: Fuck DO i get any points?
Speaker 2: For?
Speaker 11: Keith thought to get one?
Speaker 13: For?
Speaker 3: You get five For, keith you get ten if you
Got Keith urban and pink all wasted on.
Speaker 2: You the song is one too.
Speaker 4: Many from the year of twenty twenty Y.
Speaker 5: I had twenty twenty four. TWO i thought it was brand, New.
Speaker 4: So you missed your? Softball you missed your?
Speaker 2: Softball how AM i going to Get Ronnie? Wood whoever?
Speaker 4: Heard here Is ronnie?
Speaker 2: Sing AND i didn't know the? Song this is my is?
Speaker 4: HERE i keep checking it. Up that's.
Speaker 2: RIGHT i turned Over.
Speaker 8: Louis.
Speaker 6: Armstrong it is not is that You're John. Hyatt it
is not he.
Speaker 2: WISHES i guess.
Speaker 4: Somebody we're going to work to get you to sing With.
Speaker 2: Joe. Bricado oh my, god this is? Him, Yeah oh my.
GOD i really like. This it's just one good. SONG
i really. Do it's Called Let It Be by The,
WAY i got a song. TITLE i ripped on him
more THAN i.
Speaker 6: Do oh, no you, don't but you do RIP i.
Speaker 2: Said, NOW i can't remember when he did, this because
he did get it in a movie two thousand and.
Speaker 4: Three, yeah somebody ELSE i think performed.
Speaker 2: IT i had it everything at the internet said twenty twenty. Three, yeah,
okay now he's been doing it for longer than, that
SO i. CAN'T i don't Have maybe that's when he released.
It it was twenty twenty.
Speaker 4: Three, yeah he's been Doing that's EVERYTHING i saw in
yournet all, right ram.
Speaker 6: THAT i had ninety.
Speaker 8: Four but he has like that older sounding.
Speaker 6: VOICE i love that he.
Speaker 4: Does BUT i can see you guys doing this definitely
how he plays traffics.
Speaker 6: Fucking giggling like a queen over, Here, Kelly Kelly clark should.
BREAKAWAY i know you was skipped.
Speaker 2: One yeah you. DID i got so. Excited i'm ruining
the game. Tonight now you're.
Speaker 4: Fine i'm a Mass you're. Fine oh.
Speaker 11: Take it.
Speaker 6: There, yeah.
Speaker 8: It's kind of hard to.
Speaker 11: Do it is.
Speaker 6: You gotta who is.
Speaker 8: Disturb down with a?
Speaker 6: Sickness?
Speaker 4: Ah it is down with the sickness from. Disturbed.
Speaker 2: Ah there was two thousand.
Speaker 11: WAY i got it all the way.
Speaker 6: Called you swept. It you got twelve point forty.
Speaker 2: Points That i'm gonna lose On Morgan.
Speaker 4: Twins i've got. CRUSHED i am at twenty five.
Speaker 6: Points Kelly, clarkson it Is Kelly clarkson. Breakaway it is
breakaway two thousand and.
Speaker 2: Nine it is not two thousand ninety.
Speaker 6: Eight it is not nine two thousand.
Speaker 4: Eight it is not two thousand and.
Speaker 2: EIGHT i don't.
Speaker 4: KNOW i think it is two thousand and. Four, oh
it's the same, Agees.
Speaker 8: So what DID i get for singer and? Song?
Speaker 6: Ten?
Speaker 2: TEN i just, Okay i'm gonna, Say i'm going to
take a shot at this BECAUSE i think it is this,
Sevenpence none the, Richer you're, CLOSE i got it is a.
Sixpence it's six, Sixpence no the. Richer CAN i get
the fucking rich?
Speaker 3: Sir and it's kissed?
Speaker 2: Me it is kiss?
Speaker 11: Me AND i said nineteen ninety.
Speaker 2: Four it is not nineteen ninety. Nine it is not
nineteen eight two thousand and.
Speaker 6: One it is not two.
Speaker 2: Thousand oh you know nineteen ninety. Seven it is not
nineteen ninety.
Speaker 6: Seven ninety cars had two. Thousand it is nineteen ninety.
Speaker 4: Eight punts Thunder.
Speaker 6: Richard and the movie is either, One she's all, That she's,
All she's.
Speaker 4: All that is, one or how To lose a guy
in Ten days.
Speaker 2: And Dustin's CREEK tv. Question, Oh i'm just, saying, oh
and he just.
Speaker 8: Died, yes that was so.
Speaker 2: Sad everybody everybody like. Dies it's.
Speaker 6: Weird twenty, five, car you're gonna.
Speaker 4: Lift imagine we're all alive in this.
Speaker 6: Room what do you get for the?
Speaker 2: Movie you get ten for the? Movie she, Cried i'm
like super.
Speaker 6: Competitive car kicked.
Speaker 2: Ass And mark said before we, started he's pretty much.
Unbeatable he just got his ass. KICKED i got thirty
five points in this.
Speaker 6: Case OH i got forty, Five SO i was terrible, Tonight.
Speaker 2: Mark she's still adding over, here this is. Amazing mark got?
Speaker 6: Fifty you got?
Speaker 4: Fifty?
Speaker 6: Right?
Speaker 8: Wait DID i get?
Speaker 2: Right? Yes so.
Speaker 8: You know, what seventy five.
Speaker 2: Point seventy five?
Speaker 4: Points?
Speaker 6: Mark what did you?
Speaker 2: Get he got?
Speaker 6: Fifty he's the, best, sweet you know.
Speaker 5: What that's all you needed to do to make him
feeling ship tonight amazing music.
Speaker 2: Trivia if we've opened the, door we might as well
just open the. Door what do you, mean?
Speaker 4: Mom with the rest of this is one of His
this is called my jeans.
Speaker 2: Jacket do you Know?
Speaker 13: JOE i?
Speaker 12: Do.
Speaker 2: Yeah.
Speaker 4: Yeah think he's got.
Speaker 2: Talent, Absolutely she would never say anything. Mean, MARK i
haven't talked To joe's dad passed.
Speaker 4: Away rachel's dad.
Speaker 2: Very, talented was a very talented. Person, yeah great.
Speaker 4: Musician Chuck Bricotto Chun pricotti was in The. RUSTICS i
will definitely say that a lot of jingles.
Speaker 3: One oh there is there's your other.
Speaker 2: Favorite this is Another Joe.
Speaker 4: BRACAT i like.
Speaker 2: This i'll wait if you ain't, busted you ain't my.
Speaker 4: Cousin oh got a good.
Speaker 2: Car you were a lot of. Fun that was.
Speaker 6: Awesome it was super. Fun it was.
Speaker 2: Fun AND i, mean And, mark what better way to
CELEBRATE i, mean it's life than bringing in someone he
publicly declared. Talent it was her sister. SISTER i would also.
Speaker 4: LIKE i would also like to go on the record
and introduce New meat.
Speaker 6: Me they call me ship.
Speaker 2: Me that was an. Accident oh, yeah, no it was a.
Speaker 5: Typo and it's the funniest thing That bill. Refers he
tried to.
Speaker 2: Call me white, meat but he came up ship shipped
me auto correct it the ship BECAUSE i apparently say
ship a lot in my text.
Speaker 4: Messages and how terrible is?
Speaker 12: That?
Speaker 2: Yeah it sounds.
Speaker 6: Real so it's just sort of stuck for two years,
now is That i'm a?
Speaker 2: Shipped, Well, kevin we finally got it.
Speaker 4: Was supposed to Be july of last year where we
finally got new meat.
Speaker 2: In, yeah, no but this was. Fun happy, Birthday, Mark
will you have a great time In. Jamaica don't hit
the ditchally, Home, laura keep that app off your? Phone
why don't you keep damp? Off your phone is off my?
PHONE i got the only one that's getting the freaking.
MIND i don't. Know APPARENTLY i look AT i don't
know WHAT i do fucking with? You maybe maybe very
well could be For kevin the hockey, dad where you're
running off to you Next i'm off for two. Weeks,
Well i've got sectional, okay, Right.
Speaker 4: Fairport nice all?
Speaker 2: Right And carl really really. Great, also can we say
you said you're a, therapist yes if if people AND
i know, that you said you've got a waiting, list so,
yeah but you.
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i mean the people typically just think of but there's
there's more than. That it's it's a long winded, answer
but it's you should you should google.
Speaker 2: It can you teach me how to be? In BECAUSE
i might need some.
Speaker 6: HELP i would teach you to accept you so.
Speaker 4: Appreciate, yes, yes it's, HARD i, mean AND i would.
Speaker 2: Assume And i'm maybe this is wrong of, me BUT
i would think that it's a lot of young women or,
yeah BECAUSE i think they're the ones that think that
body image and things for so many. Years.
Speaker 8: Yeah, well and our culture teaches us.
Speaker 12: That you, know, voice the, voice and with you, know
to hotch winds showing up all these you know.
Speaker 2: Girls look here.
Speaker 6: The promo pictures that the boy to use when they were.
Speaker 2: On maxim plumber it little ship out of here, dresses light.
Speaker 6: DRESS i still have that red.
Speaker 2: Dress how old were you when you did the? Voice
oh oh seventeen marks will stop. Looking that was a.
Speaker 8: Twenty, thirteen which my strong. Point So i'm.
Speaker 6: Actually i'm forty, one twenty seven, sure.
Speaker 8: Yes that sounds.
Speaker 6: Good, yes twenty. Seven, YEAH i don't. Know oh did
you think you didn't? Imagine discuss.
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me is just a, curse make us feel the wig