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<v Speaker 1>And here we go with the Minnesota Goodbye. Kind of

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<v Speaker 1>a fun email to start it off, and says, don't

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<v Speaker 1>say my name, but I'm not sure why, But here

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<v Speaker 1>we go right and in to say I love the podcast.

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<v Speaker 1>I listen to it every day on my way home

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<v Speaker 1>from work. I wonder what it's like when you realize

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<v Speaker 1>that the morning show is reading your Minnesota Goodbye email.

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<v Speaker 1>It's like, does it take a second to recognize.

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<v Speaker 2>Like, oh my gosh, that's me.

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<v Speaker 1>Well, you'll recognize this if you wrote it. Now here

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<v Speaker 1>is some content for you. You are in charge of creating

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<v Speaker 1>your own summer music festival. Which four artists or bands

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<v Speaker 1>would be in the lineup? Now, they can be dead

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<v Speaker 1>or alive. For example, my concert opener would be the

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<v Speaker 1>young version of Justin Bieber. Now I like that because

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<v Speaker 1>it's not Justin Bieber at thirty or thirty two. It's

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<v Speaker 1>Justin Bieber at like fourteen, followed with one direction credence

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<v Speaker 1>clear Water Revival, and the headliner would be the old

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<v Speaker 1>one and only Kelly Clarkson. Also, you can have two

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<v Speaker 1>food vendors at your summer concert festival. What are the

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<v Speaker 1>two food vendors that people will be lined up to

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<v Speaker 1>eat tacos, minie donuts, eros burgers, barbecue, ice cream, popcorn,

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<v Speaker 1>et cetera. Remember these are vendors that you should be

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<v Speaker 1>your must haves at festivals. Don't think about what other

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<v Speaker 1>people would want. Hope this give you something to talk about.

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<v Speaker 1>Love you, guys, and I won't say your name. It's

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<v Speaker 1>an odd request because you didn't divulge any personal information.

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<v Speaker 1>But maybe they just don't want to, so we respect that. Jenny,

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<v Speaker 1>You're going first, give me your four And here's a

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<v Speaker 1>rule on this one. You can change your mind, so

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<v Speaker 1>if later you go, oh, I say that one, so

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<v Speaker 1>don't think too hard about it.

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<v Speaker 2>Yeah.

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<v Speaker 3>First would be the headliner would hands down be Spice Girls,

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<v Speaker 3>just because that was my generation and it's a group.

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<v Speaker 3>I would love to see you someday in my life,

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<v Speaker 3>but it probably will never happen. Next, we're going to

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<v Speaker 3>go with some EDM kind of style band because it's

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<v Speaker 3>a music festival in the summer and that's just my vibe,

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<v Speaker 3>So I'd go Diplo. Next, I would go my favorite artist,

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<v Speaker 3>which is probably The Weekend currently, even though after that

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<v Speaker 3>one show he was on, I kind of like don't

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<v Speaker 3>feel like I like him as much anymore. That weird

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<v Speaker 3>HBO show.

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<v Speaker 1>Oh yeah, that was weird.

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<v Speaker 2>Yeah.

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<v Speaker 3>And my last I'm going to go old school a

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<v Speaker 3>little bit and have deaf Leppard there, but like the

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<v Speaker 3>prime current deaf Leppard. So those would be my four.

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<v Speaker 3>And as far as food goes, I would have a

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<v Speaker 3>tackle truck and then I would have an ice cream

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<v Speaker 3>truck because you got to have something cold or sweet

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<v Speaker 3>or something and I love ice cream.

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<v Speaker 1>Okay, Bailey, Okay.

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<v Speaker 2>So I have these two bands that I really liked

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<v Speaker 2>in middle school. They're British. They're called Busted and McFly.

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<v Speaker 2>They would definitely be playing there. I saw Busted when

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<v Speaker 2>I went to London last year, and I've never seen

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<v Speaker 2>McFly and I would love to. I would die if

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<v Speaker 2>I saw them. That would be great. Then Chapel Roan

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<v Speaker 2>obviously I love her so much and I've never seen

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<v Speaker 2>her live. And then Elvis would be my main my

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<v Speaker 2>main stage show. Would be great to see him do

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<v Speaker 2>anything for food. Also street tacos and like a boba,

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<v Speaker 2>like a Boba tea one because we're gonna be thirsty

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<v Speaker 2>when we're eating our street tacos.

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<v Speaker 1>Yeah, you know, I'm having more trouble with food than

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<v Speaker 1>I am the axe. My acts are pretty easy. I

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<v Speaker 1>have Kiss the Beatles, cold Play, and Duran Duran, And

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<v Speaker 1>if I thought about it harder, I'd probably come up

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<v Speaker 1>with somebody New, somebody else. But that's what I got

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<v Speaker 1>for now. But the food truck part is harder for me.

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<v Speaker 1>I do like your idea Bobo te because that sounds good,

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<v Speaker 1>it's fun, it's got the little things on the I

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<v Speaker 1>really like those. But as far as the other food,

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<v Speaker 1>pizza is not a festival food. It's really not. So

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<v Speaker 1>I'm going to say an Asian place like Asian you

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<v Speaker 1>know whatever was Yeah, one tons, egg rolls, Yeah, chicken wings, that.

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<v Speaker 2>Type of things. I like that one, Thank you my

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<v Speaker 2>festival existed.

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<v Speaker 1>That was fun. Next one, I like this one too. Greetings,

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<v Speaker 1>and we can actually use this one on the show,

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<v Speaker 1>so I might forward it to you. Yesterday's podcast, Dave

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<v Speaker 1>was stayed in his Apple. Dave was dayed in his

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<v Speaker 1>Apple Towards this time of the year, I'm right there

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<v Speaker 1>with you. So I bought a monthly bucket list calendar

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<v Speaker 1>to do more things that bring simple joy to me

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<v Speaker 1>in my space. I bought one on TikTok shop for

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<v Speaker 1>five bucks. Here are the items for January in case

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<v Speaker 1>you or any listeners want to partake as well, in

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<v Speaker 1>no particular order. Learn to fold a paper crane hmmm, okay, fine.

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<v Speaker 1>Make a suncatcher. That's that thing that hangs in the window.

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<v Speaker 1>Or is that a DreamCatcher. No, a suncatcher is like

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<v Speaker 1>a crystally lash.

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<v Speaker 2>Yeah, that would be nice because then the light from outside,

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<v Speaker 2>would you know. Make dancy rainbows on your walls.

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<v Speaker 1>Right yeah. Tidy your room for the new year. Make

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<v Speaker 1>a fort with blankets okay, fun frame some of last

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<v Speaker 1>year's photographs. Make a star garland, grow a new houseplant,

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<v Speaker 1>reread a favorite book. These are all things to bring

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<v Speaker 1>you a little bit of joy during the month in January.

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<v Speaker 1>Take a brisk morning walk, make clay fridge magnets, send

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<v Speaker 1>someone a handwritten letter. Thrift a new mug or old cup.

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<v Speaker 1>That means go to the thrift store and.

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<v Speaker 2>Get an old mug, but it will get something different.

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<v Speaker 1>Gift flowers to yourself. Start a my Favorite Part of

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<v Speaker 1>Today journal, and fill your home with cozy lights. While yes,

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<v Speaker 1>some items on the list are juvenile, when did we

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<v Speaker 1>get so serious as a society? My Saturday plans with

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<v Speaker 1>my husband, and this is tomorrow is to pick up

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<v Speaker 1>a new house plant thrift, a mug and build a

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<v Speaker 1>fort in our living room while watching to us a

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<v Speaker 1>new to Us indie psychological thriller. Sometimes the happiest moments

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<v Speaker 1>in life are simplistic and childlike. I hope this Lives

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<v Speaker 1>gives somebody a little joy in the monotony and gray

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<v Speaker 1>cheers from Kayley. Kayley, I love that.

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<v Speaker 2>Yeah, that's cool.

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<v Speaker 1>We should maybe talk about that on Monday as well,

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<v Speaker 1>because I really like that. When I'm going to forward

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<v Speaker 1>it to Jenny.

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<v Speaker 2>Yeah, and I like that she's doing She's tackling more

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<v Speaker 2>than one at any given time.

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<v Speaker 3>So that's actually like for one month, a lot of

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<v Speaker 3>good ideas. Yeah, every month, right that she gets new

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<v Speaker 3>ones for it sounds like.

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<v Speaker 1>It, yeah, yeah, and yeah it says that was January suggestions.

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<v Speaker 2>That's like doing an activity every day that we talked

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<v Speaker 2>about yesterday, like you got to do an activity to

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<v Speaker 2>make your mundane life not so mundane.

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<v Speaker 1>I got out my ukulele yesterday and I played for

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<v Speaker 1>probably an hour, and it really was I just really

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<v Speaker 1>enjoyed it, because when you're playing the ukulele or whatever,

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<v Speaker 1>you get really mentally involved in all your other troubles

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<v Speaker 1>kind of fall away. You don't think about.

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<v Speaker 2>Right because you're focused on that one thing.

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<v Speaker 1>I've noticed the same thing with jigsaw puzzles. Back during

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<v Speaker 1>the pandemic, everybody did jigsaw puzzles. And the thing I

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<v Speaker 1>noticed about puzzles is while you're doing them, it's hard

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<v Speaker 2>Going on in your life because you're busy trying to

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<v Speaker 2>think about which piece goes well.

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<v Speaker 1>You're a different part of your brain is working. Good morning.

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<v Speaker 1>This is genuine curiosity. I understand that you have to

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<v Speaker 1>drop callers that swear when they are on the air.

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<v Speaker 1>I've also noticed occasionally a swear word comes out when

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<v Speaker 1>you guys tell a story and it's not bleeped. Why

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<v Speaker 1>is that? Do you have to drop people because they're

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<v Speaker 1>trying not to encourage you're trying not to encourage swearing

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<v Speaker 1>or are there weird rules you guys have about swearing

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<v Speaker 1>versus callers. I'm not shaming because I don't care about swearing.

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<v Speaker 1>It's just something I noticed. I'm curious to know why, Jenny,

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<v Speaker 1>do you want to take this one?

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<v Speaker 3>Well, we are allowed to swear and say bitch and

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<v Speaker 3>ass on the radio. We can't say ass whole though.

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<v Speaker 3>We definitely can't say shit, fuck anything like that. So

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<v Speaker 3>if a lot of times shit is the one that

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<v Speaker 3>comes out from listeners, that is not allowed, we have

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<v Speaker 3>to drop that. We are allowed to say a few

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<v Speaker 3>different ones, and a listener could say ass or bitch

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<v Speaker 3>too if they really wanted to, we wouldn't drop that.

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<v Speaker 3>But if we accidentally like sort of slip and be like, well,

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<v Speaker 3>I don't give a foot and it sounds like we're

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<v Speaker 3>saying fuck, it's not really like, I don't know, droppable.

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<v Speaker 3>I think we can kind of get away with it

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<v Speaker 3>because it's happened to all of us before we start

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<v Speaker 3>saying something and the full word doesn't come out. But also,

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<v Speaker 3>if you're listening on the iHeart app, you're gonna hear

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<v Speaker 3>it in live time. It doesn't drop on the iHeart app.

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<v Speaker 1>Right, there's no drop button on the iHeart app, and

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<v Speaker 1>it's different, and the reason is because it's not over

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<v Speaker 1>the public airwaves. The iHeart app is something that you

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<v Speaker 1>purposely deliberately download and listen to, so it's not controlled

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<v Speaker 1>by the FCC. That's why we can swear on the

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<v Speaker 1>Minnesota goodbye because it's not over the air. But we

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<v Speaker 1>can't say you know, fuck or shit or whatever on

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<v Speaker 1>the radio because that's over the public airways and there's

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<v Speaker 1>like decency laws blah blah blah. But on the podcast,

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<v Speaker 1>you can, you know.

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<v Speaker 2>Do whatever you want.

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<v Speaker 1>Yeah, okay. Next one from Liz. Liz is a frequent

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<v Speaker 1>contributor and supporter of the show Morning All Happy New Year.

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<v Speaker 1>Wanted to write in when Dave asked about bad flights

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<v Speaker 1>because we were talking about bad flights. It came up

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<v Speaker 1>on the show yesterday, I think ye. I was flying

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<v Speaker 1>into Poland to meet my husband and it was really foggy,

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<v Speaker 1>similar to what we had the last few days. My

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<v Speaker 1>pilot said, I'm going to see if I can land

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<v Speaker 1>because a couple of other planes were able to get in.

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<v Speaker 1>Fog can be a problem because if there has to

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<v Speaker 1>be they call them minimums. So if it's like a

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<v Speaker 1>two miles visibility in fog, that's probably okay. But sometimes

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<v Speaker 1>fog can be so thick that it's like, you know,

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<v Speaker 1>a two hundred yard visibility. Oh, then you really can't land.

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<v Speaker 2>Yeah.

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<v Speaker 1>So they said they heard some other planes were able

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<v Speaker 1>to get in and said we're going to see if

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<v Speaker 1>we can do it. If not, we're going to do

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<v Speaker 1>a go around, and not to worry. Anyway. We did

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<v Speaker 1>and we couldn't get in, so we had to bust.

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<v Speaker 1>So we had to fly to another airport and buses

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<v Speaker 1>to the airport. They said the pilot was great and calming.

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<v Speaker 1>The fog was so thick when we got to the

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<v Speaker 1>So that would be kind of a scary thing. But

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<v Speaker 1>today airplanes are like modern airplanes. They can land in

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<v Speaker 1>almost anything, but they've got to get down low enough

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<v Speaker 1>get down to a point where you can see the runway,

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<v Speaker 1>and if they don't, they call it a mist approach

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<v Speaker 1>or a go around. So sometimes this happened. It scares

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<v Speaker 1>the shit out of people. You're about to land. Yeah,

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<v Speaker 1>you hear the planes revving down, the engines revving down,

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<v Speaker 1>they gun it. Your head goes back in your seat

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<v Speaker 1>and they're taking off again, and it's called to go around,

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<v Speaker 1>and they do that for many reasons. There could be

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<v Speaker 1>something as simple as a deer on the runway. There

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<v Speaker 1>could be another plane that hasn't quite cleared the runway,

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<v Speaker 1>or it could be just like, okay, it's too foggy,

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<v Speaker 1>we can't land. Yeah, So if that ever happens to you,

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<v Speaker 1>don't panic. It doesn't mean anything. It's actually a good

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<v Speaker 1>thing because the pilot has shown good judgment and going

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<v Speaker 1>around rather than risk hitting the deer or the other end.

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<v Speaker 2>Just assume that there were villains on the runway and

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<v Speaker 2>that they were kin to come and get up. Yeah, villains,

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<v Speaker 2>So that's why they had to quick quick back in

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<v Speaker 2>the air.

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<v Speaker 1>No, he here's a funny one. Don't use my name.

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<v Speaker 1>I was listening to an old Minnesota Goodbye. You're talking

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<v Speaker 1>about Booty Cruise and how you used to post pictures

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<v Speaker 1>to the website after and I just had to share

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<v Speaker 1>a story. And so here is the story. Many years ago,

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<v Speaker 1>I worked with the staff of about fifteen people. The

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<v Speaker 1>day before Booty Cruise, one of my evening staffs said, Hey,

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<v Speaker 1>can I get tomorrow off because I won Booty Cruise tickets.

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<v Speaker 1>I said, God, it's kind of last minute, so you

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<v Speaker 1>only can get it off if you find somebody to

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<v Speaker 1>cover your shift. She couldn't find anybody, so I said, well,

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<v Speaker 1>you can't find anybody, you got to come to work

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<v Speaker 1>the next day. The next day comes and guess who

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<v Speaker 1>calls in saying she's super sick. Our evening shift had

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<v Speaker 1>minimal staffing already, so how about somebody call in sick

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<v Speaker 1>got the entire team behind on their work. I spoke

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<v Speaker 1>to HR. There wasn't much we could do to prove

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<v Speaker 1>that she wasn't sick, so it seemed to like a

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<v Speaker 1>dead issue. Friday morning comes and I'm listening to the

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<v Speaker 1>Dave Ryan Show about how great Booty Cruise was, and

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<v Speaker 1>there's pictures posted on the website. Sitting at my desk,

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<v Speaker 1>I decided to scroll through the Booty Cruise photos and

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<v Speaker 1>what do I find? A picture of my sick employee

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<v Speaker 1>flashing the camera roun. Yeah, girl, you would blurred out

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<v Speaker 1>the naughty bits, but there was no mistaking it was her.

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<v Speaker 1>We couldn't believe that she'd done something so blatantly stupid,

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<v Speaker 1>but she was clearly drunk and probably wasn't even thinking.

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<v Speaker 1>That's all we needed. The picture was sent to HR

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<v Speaker 1>and she was fired for lying about being sick. That's

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<v Speaker 1>the first time I've ever heard about somebody getting fired

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<v Speaker 1>for lying about being not going to work for Booty Cruise.

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<v Speaker 2>Wow.

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<v Speaker 1>That is my only Booty Cruise memory because I never attended.

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<v Speaker 1>But thank you providing the evidence we needed to get

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<v Speaker 1>rid of somebody who honestly was a crap employee to

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<v Speaker 1>start with. Love y'all so much. If there's any staff

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<v Speaker 1>Rider stickers, I'd love to add one to my mini fridge. Yes,

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<v Speaker 1>I still have a sticker collection as an adult. I

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<v Speaker 1>appreciate you keeping me entertained every single day. Thank you,

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<v Speaker 1>and I won't say your name. It's funny because when

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<v Speaker 1>people would board Booty Cruise, they had to sign a

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<v Speaker 1>release that's say, hey, we might take your picture and

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<v Speaker 1>it might end up on our website, and people would

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<v Speaker 1>gladly sign it because they were thinking, well, I'm not

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<v Speaker 1>going to do anything stupid or embarrassing, and then almost invariably,

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<v Speaker 1>the next morning, we would post a picture of somebody

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<v Speaker 1>who's like, oh God, I'm a kindergarten teacher and you

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<v Speaker 1>got a picture of me on his tripper's lap. Can

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<v Speaker 1>you take it down? Nope, Well we know we would.

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<v Speaker 2>I'm like, technically you signed something.

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<v Speaker 1>Yeah, because you know, but at the same time, it's like,

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<v Speaker 1>you know what, you went out to have fun, you

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<v Speaker 1>did something stupid, let's take it down. Yeah, so that

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<v Speaker 1>was very common. I miss Booty Cruise, but I don't

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<v Speaker 1>and I miss it. I think I miss it more

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<v Speaker 1>than don't miss it. But I think one of the

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<v Speaker 1>things I love about Booty Cruise is the i'll say

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<v Speaker 1>cultural impact because it was such a huge thing with KTWB.

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<v Speaker 1>We did it at the one point three times a

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<v Speaker 1>summer and people loved it and they would pack the

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<v Speaker 1>boat and I think it gave so many people so

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<v Speaker 1>many fun memories over the fifteen years or so that

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<v Speaker 1>we did it.

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<v Speaker 2>Yeah, I thought it was fun. I went on it

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<v Speaker 2>three times.

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<v Speaker 1>Tell me about your Booty Cruise experience.

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<v Speaker 2>Well, one of them I don't really remember. I don't

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<v Speaker 2>know why, just because it wasn't memorable. One I went

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<v Speaker 2>with my friend Katie Cap and Jamie and we had

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<v Speaker 2>I don't know, good time. We just were kind of

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<v Speaker 2>hanging out. And then once I went with my mom

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<v Speaker 2>and I got super intoxicated and all I remember from

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<v Speaker 2>that evening is on drive home I had to tell

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<v Speaker 2>her to pull over on the side of the highway

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<v Speaker 2>so I could throw up. So that was so fun.

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<v Speaker 2>I just remember the strippers were ugly. There was like

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<v Speaker 2>always one hot hot stripper, so all of the women

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<v Speaker 2>were just on that one hot stripper. The food was

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<v Speaker 2>meat balls, that's what I remember. I remember one time

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<v Speaker 2>asking Steve to buy me a drink and he said yes,

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<v Speaker 2>handed it to me and then turned away, So.

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<v Speaker 1>Oh, really, yeah, okay, he bought you a drink then

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<v Speaker 1>turned away.

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<v Speaker 2>Yeah, and then he's like, okay, here you go, and

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<v Speaker 2>then started talking to some other people. So I was like, okay, bye,

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<v Speaker 2>but he bought me a drink. So that was my

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<v Speaker 2>only Steve interaction. Okay, I think I talked to you

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<v Speaker 2>a couple of times, but likely.

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<v Speaker 1>Yeah. I've got so many memories of Booty Cruise. I've

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<v Speaker 1>told the stories so many times that I won't bore

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<v Speaker 1>you with them again. But I think the one where

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<v Speaker 1>I tried to break up a fight was a good one.

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<v Speaker 2>Did you get punched?

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<v Speaker 1>I somehow got struck. I don't know if I got punched,

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<v Speaker 1>but I definitely got struck.

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<v Speaker 2>I was struck.

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<v Speaker 1>And then there was one that was there was the

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<v Speaker 1>girls would so the guys there's no guys allowed on

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<v Speaker 1>Booty Cruise, so the guys would pull up in their

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<v Speaker 1>bass boats next to the boat because the women would

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<v Speaker 1>flash the guys from the top decks of the booty cruise.

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<v Speaker 1>And then there was one guy who pulled down his

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<v Speaker 1>pants and almost like out of a movie, as soon

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<v Speaker 1>as he pulled his pants, here comes the share of

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<v Speaker 1>like Washington County sheriff patrol on a boat with their

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<v Speaker 1>lights flashing. And I felt bad for the guy because

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<v Speaker 1>he was just having fun and doing what the women

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<v Speaker 1>did basically, and he had to sit there while everybody

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<v Speaker 1>on the boat laughed at him while they got sided.

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<v Speaker 2>Poor guy.

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<v Speaker 3>Those sheriffs were waiting. They just knew something bad could

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<v Speaker 3>happen if they knew Booty Cruise was all.

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<v Speaker 1>They had their They had like extra patrols out for

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<v Speaker 1>Booty Cruise.

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<v Speaker 2>Yeah.

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<v Speaker 1>Yeah, there's a lot of Booty Cruise stories. But anyway,

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<v Speaker 1>that's all the time we have for the Minnesota Goodbye today.

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